ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th June 2026
Episode Date: June 11, 2026Lazy family dinners. Bree blows our fricken minds. What time your last coffee should be. Big apple chat with Big Steve. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Afternoon, everybody, welcome to the Brea-N-Klin show.
Afternoon, guys.
How was everyone's morning?
What did we get up to?
I got a hair cut?
Oh, yes.
What'd you ask?
Short back and sides?
Just the usual babes, just a tidy-up.
Business in the front, party in the back?
A little bit, yeah.
Will you ever get a mullet, you reckon?
What are you talking about?
Oh, sorry, sorry, that's offensive.
You say that you've got a mullet.
No, I've trimmed it off a little bit now.
I had a mullet the whole start of this year.
You're gaslighting me.
Barely.
Barely.
You are, Ella, Ella, back me up here.
You saw it?
I saw an attempt.
Oh!
Rude.
Now, you guys are gaslighting me.
You're just trying to bring me down a level.
What?
Trying to bring me down to your level.
You didn't commit fully.
I did.
No, you didn't.
I did. I feel like you didn't give it 110.
I did.
And we expected more from you.
I did. People loved it.
They're like, wow, Clint, you look so good.
It's the same effort he puts into that mustache.
Oh, shut up.
Oh, dear.
We've just been singing our Fridayokies for you guys for tomorrow.
And yes, we do still sound quite sick.
We did Lady Gaga's Pippa poke her face.
What did you think of my choice?
I didn't mind it.
Because we, you know, we've never done it.
It's crazy.
Once you do it, it's obviously a song that changed music.
Didn't it?
It's so basic.
Such a great song, no.
So incredibly basic.
But it was revolutionary when it came out.
Yeah, it was, yeah.
Because everybody was listening to the foo fighters back then.
And then everyone kind of followed suit.
She's like, hey, what if we did pop music again?
And everyone's like, yeah, but we did it like this.
And everyone was like, whoa.
And what if I wear meat?
On my body.
Fun old show on the way for you guys, but you know that.
But let's get into Trady versus Lady, where the ladies pull in a head.
I know we've been saying the Trades have been doing well.
Ladies, continue to pull ahead.
Just slightly, slightly, slightly.
They're six in front.
Yeah.
They're six in front.
If you want to make a difference in those scores and win you sell 50 bucks,
you can call through now, 0,800.
dial Z-M, we'll play next.
Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint.
This is the main event.
Treaty versus lady.
All right.
Score update, because everyone loves the score update.
The lady's on 46.
The tradies behind still on 40.
Ladies in Auckland, she's 20,
and she has a fat cat that's feisty.
Welcome to the show, Amelia.
Hi, Amelia.
Hi.
Please tell me your fat.
cat that's feisty is named Garfield.
No, her name's Mia.
Mia.
Garfield wasn't feisty.
He wasn't?
No, Garfield was sassy.
I think of a feisty cat as being a little bit scratchy, you know?
Like my childhood cat.
She's definitely scratchy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My childhood cat used to claw onto your face and not let go.
Cute.
The only person she didn't do it to me didn't do it to was me.
Oh, really?
Everyone else she clawed their face.
Oh, it's your cat then.
Amelia, you're taking on our trainee from Christchurch.
He's also 20, so it's a level playing field, and he likes football.
Welcome to the show, Nathan.
Good day, Nathan.
Hello.
When you say football, are we talking rugby?
Are we talking soccer? Are we talking league?
Soccer, yeah.
Soccer football.
Would you say football is life?
Yeah, yeah.
What's your prediction on the All Whites in the upcoming World Cup?
They win.
They're going to win.
The whole world cup.
Yeah, okay, that's a good attitude.
Nathan, if they win, we are calling you back.
They win.
Nathan will not be contactable for three years.
No.
All right, your buzzers, Trady, Amelia, Lady.
The first of three correct answers gets the $50 cash.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Name one of the teams currently battling it out in the NBA finals.
Nathan.
Yes, Nathan.
The New York Next.
New York Next.
The New York.
Knicks versus the San Antonio Spurs is currently going down.
The New York Knicks, I believe, haven't got this far in the comp in like
decades.
Forty years, maybe, it's crazy.
All right, question number two, one to the tradies.
Which animal's milk is used to make traditional Italian ricotta?
Nathan.
Nathan?
Cows.
No.
Not cows, Amelia.
Don't?
No.
Was worth a shot.
It's actually sheep.
Sheep.
Sheep milk.
We move on to question three.
My fourth favourite milk.
I don't mind a suckle from the sheep's milk.
Do you?
Yeah.
Do you ever go straight from the sauce?
Depends.
Depends if I can get it.
With consent.
Yeah, exactly.
Question number three.
Buzzin when you can tell me who sings this.
Who is that?
Imagine dragons.
Imagine dragons.
Who buzzed in?
We can't tell.
tell, can we?
Nathan did.
Write it off.
Nathan?
We had a controversial one.
You say we genuinely couldn't tell
who buzzed it.
I feel like it was a tie.
No points there.
We move on.
Still one to the tradies.
Question number four.
How would you write 12 in Roman numerals?
That's a hard one.
Lady.
Yes, Amelia.
X-I-I.
Well done.
Good on you.
Well done.
Question number five.
What was the name of Miley Cyrus's
secret altar?
ego in her hit TV show.
Yes, Amelia.
Hannah Montana. It was Hannah Montana.
Are we all tighter?
I believe so.
Or is it two to the ladies,
one to the Trades? Nathan got the Nix question.
No one got that. No one got the sheep question.
No one got the song question.
Amelia got the Roman numerals question.
It's two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
We move on to question six.
You need this one here, Nathan.
What type of acid gives great fruit?
It's tartness.
Ladies.
Yes, Amelia for the win.
That's a trick.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, whoa, oh, she's a lady.
A 20 year old versus 20 year old.
Nathan, you don't be disappointed.
That could have gone either way, even though it was 3-1.
That really could have gone either way.
That was a great game.
Amelia, very well played by you.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You left, you run late, and it was the right thing to do.
50 bucks.
We'll get it out to you, ma'am.
Great.
Thank you so much.
Ladies, inch further ahead.
They are on 47 in Trady versus Lady,
and the Trades are on 40.
ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Have you guys seen the latest Taylor Swift test
that's been doing the rounds?
They're saying it's a great way to test
if someone in your life is a true Swifty.
Oh, okay.
And I thought we could put our show to the test this afternoon
against the biggest Swifty I know, the OG Swifty.
We all know who I'm talking about.
Our friend Megan.
Our friend Megan.
Yeah.
She runs like a Taylor Swift fan account.
She has been to see her in concert like, I reckon, like 50 times.
Yeah.
Something outrageous.
So essentially the test is you have 30 seconds on the clock
and you have to name as many Taylor Swift songs as you can.
Okay.
So people do get flustered.
Uh-huh.
And it's about staying calm.
Yeah.
And I thought, let's put our best foot forward.
Who is the biggest Swifty on the show?
Um, I am looking at you three.
I won't claim to be the biggest Swifty.
Wouldn't be me.
Oregon, maybe Claudia.
Wow, thank you.
Ella's not happy with that.
Oh, it's a toss-up between you.
You guys figure it out.
Who would be the biggest Swifty out of you guys?
Because you're going to have to take the test.
I don't like the way Ella's looking at me so she can have her.
I don't want it.
Good.
I'll fight for that.
I want this.
It doesn't mean as much to me.
Let's let Ella have a go.
Okay.
And then if she fails,
Claude,
you can step up to the plate.
So behind the scenes,
I've already tested the number one Swifty,
Megan, behind the scenes.
So I've got...
And you've got her number.
I've got the result of what she got.
And I've got the timer here.
Are you ready, Ella?
Yeah, go.
Confirm with me, Claudia,
she can not see anything on the computer screens out there.
I'll keep an eye on her just in case.
It doesn't out here.
Close your eyes.
Ooh.
Oh, okay.
There it is.
You've got 30 seconds on the clock to name as many Taylor Swift songs as possible.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Go.
Red, stay.
Wildest dreams.
What was that?
That was a 30 second timer.
Sorry, started again.
It was meant to be a 30 second timer.
Why did we organise a 30 second timer?
Yeah, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one, go.
Red, stay.
You belong with me.
Fifteen.
Wildest Dreams, Ivy, folklore, Willow, Champagne Problems.
You're going well.
I'm panicking.
Not a Taylor Swift song.
15 seconds.
Oh, she's blanking.
I'm going blank.
Stop talking and think of another Taylor Swift song.
Quick.
Think of the albums.
Think of a color.
Five seconds.
Reputation.
What's in that?
Three.
A color.
Two.
One.
That's it.
Stop the clock.
What does she get?
What is she?
What is she?
She was doing so well.
Not to be a stickler for the rules, but one of those names was actually wrong.
So what's her number?
So then her number, if one of them wasn't right, it was eight.
Let me beat it.
Let me beat it.
Forget Claudia, let me be.
Don't be mean, guys.
You can't say any of the song she said.
I don't remember what she said.
Okay.
To be fair.
But I can.
I wasn't really listening.
He's so competitive.
You're ready?
Okay, ready, set, go.
Mine, mean.
Lavender Hayes,
red, love story
getaway car,
style,
all too well,
all too well,
10 minute version.
No.
Red,
oh,
um,
five seconds.
Enchanted.
Um,
that's all I got.
Stop.
He got 10.
Yes, I'm the biggest of the team, yeah.
Claudia, do you think you could have done better?
Absolutely not.
It does get hard, Ella, like your brain runs out of bets.
Your brain just, yeah, takes a holiday.
I've been watching the basketball and I'm already frazzled.
Oh, my gosh.
Since when do you like basketball?
I'm watching it on my laptop.
She's got ADHD.
If she gets focused on something, that's it.
Oh, no!
Look at her.
She's not even concentrating on the show.
I know it is.
Anyway, if you wanted to know...
What was Megan's number?
Megan's number was 16.
Oh, that's unbelievable.
And to be honest, she kind of was dragging the chain a bit as well.
Like, she wasn't trying too hard.
More than one every two seconds.
Yeah, she was pretty good.
Zinclair.
Taylor Swift, the fate of Ophelia.
On Zidim, you could have said that one, Ella.
You could have said Taylor Swift fate of Ophelia for the...
No one.
Yeah, you could have.
Hey, no one.
You know what's worth?
worse than a sore loser, a bad winner.
So be humble.
Is that a Taylor Swift?
You had a win.
You had a win.
No, that's Kendrick Lamar.
By the way, Taylor Swift Cautside at the Knicks NBA game at the moment with the...
Antonio Spurs.
San Antonio Spurs.
No.
The Hyman sisters.
No.
I mean the Hyman.
No, the Hymn sisters.
I gave you a chance.
I literally didn't mean to do that.
You never mean to do it.
And you always do it.
I vote we rename them.
Born again, Hyman sisters.
Saying it.
Our apologies, everybody.
The ripper.
I walked you right into that one and now I feel bad.
I appreciate it.
Thanks for the help.
Coffee drinkers.
Listen up.
I have my last coffee about three o'clock each day just before we go on the radio.
You're the same, aren't you?
Yeah, I love a coffee morning, morning, morning and afternoon.
I do morning, morning, afternoon.
Do you guys have three a day?
Yeah.
Really?
Claude, how many are you having?
One at most?
And you're a nun.
I'm a nun.
I'm a tea drinker.
I have about three teas a day, though.
I have about six teas.
It's not about one or two coffees.
Yeah.
The Washington Post have asked the assistant professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School,
what time your last coffee of the day should be if you'd want to have a good sleep?
Because you've got to let it wear off.
I want to say before lunch.
They found that, just first of all, they found people who drank one or more cups of coffee a day,
lost on average 18 minutes of sleep a week
from just one cup of coffee a day.
Really?
18 minutes a week, which doesn't sound that much
but when you compound it up.
When you add it up.
Yeah.
They also found, though,
that people who drink a cup of coffee a day
are more active
and they walk on average
a thousand more steps than people that don't.
Really?
Stop looking at Claudia.
Hey, I'll up my step count.
That checks out for Claudia.
Claudia's up her step count to a thousand.
Be proud of me.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you so much.
So what time of day
do we need to stop drinking coffee?
You reckon before lunch?
I think before lunch.
It's a little bit later than that.
And it depends on what time you go to bed.
But they found for the best night's sleep,
you have to have your last cup of coffee
nine hours before you go to bed.
So if you go to bed at 10 o'clock,
no more coffee after one.
All right.
If you go to bed at 11 o'clock,
no more coffee after two.
What do I do with this thing?
That coffee.
Yeah.
Looks like you're going to bed at one.
Yeah, you've got to stay up until three.
midnight.
What time are you going to bed?
Like 10.30, 11?
Oh yeah.
That's fine.
And then I sleep until I wake up.
Me too.
Wait, you sleep until you wake up.
Today was the first just sidetrack.
Today was the first time I set an alarm for 7 a.m.
In months.
No, no sidetrack.
You can't just say things like I sleep until I wake up.
Yeah, of course you do.
I live until I'm dead.
I think what she's meaning is...
No alarm.
I don't.
I don't eat until I don't.
Were you meaning that you sleep?
without waking up through the night.
I'm wet until I'm dry.
I'm dry until I'm...
I'm wet.
And now we're back at the Himes.
Zerdeme's brilliant.
Time for the tea.
This is the tea.
The men's football world cup is very fast approaching us.
Why are you laughing?
Because you almost called it soccer.
Yeah, I know.
And then I was like, no, when we're talking about the World Cup,
It has to be football.
But it's soccer in New Zealand.
Yeah, I mean, to me it's soccer.
But yes, but it is the football world cup.
But football people will come for you if you call it soccer.
It is the football World Cup.
How do they go in Australia where the team is literally called the Socceroose?
We call it soccer in Australia as well.
Yeah.
I don't, I wonder, and Americans call it soccer.
They do.
And it's in America, the World Cup.
So maybe this is the soccer World Cup.
Don't start.
Don't start.
Don't start.
It's called a football.
If you didn't realize Shakira, Shakira, she's doing the song again for the World Cup.
She's already done it.
She's released it.
Yeah, about a fortnight ago, she released the video of her song she's done for the World Cup.
I believe it's called Die Die.
And it's absolutely blown up.
It's already hit 100 million views before the tournament's even started.
Incredible.
Take a listen.
Here it is.
I like it.
I like it, too.
She's got a lot of history with the football World Cup.
She, you might remember, did a song called Waka Waka.
For the South African Football World Cup.
2010, ages ago.
She also performed at the 2006 World Cup,
and she was also married to a footballer.
Oh, was she?
Yeah, she was married to a Spanish ex-footballer,
and they were together for 11 years.
There you go.
Interesting that they didn't get a North American star to do the song.
Yeah.
Could get Jason DeRullo to do the World Cup song.
A rapper called Burner Boy is on the song with Shakira.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, there you go.
Are you excited about the World Cup?
I am.
I'm in a tipping comp.
Okay.
Which makes it interesting.
I got all the bad teams.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Our first games against Iran.
Is it?
Yeah.
That'd be quite.
an interesting one, I reckon.
New Zealand versus Iran in America while they're at war with Iran.
Yeah, right.
Which is what is the extra interesting part about a football world cup, isn't it?
Because it is the whole world and there's all the politics behind the football and all the politics of the football.
Yeah, it's one of those things.
You know, in America, like the NBA finals are on at the moment.
And you know, like, in America, if you win like the Super Bowl or the NBA championship, you're the chance.
The world champions.
But it's just an American competition.
Whereas this is legit world champions if you win the Football World Cup.
That's the T.
Dead Ames, Breed and Clint podcast.
Growing up, did you have that meal that was the beacon of somebody CBF tonight with dinner?
Yeah, mum and dad are busy or mum and dad can't be asked.
You know, and it gets wheeled out when everyone's either busy or lazy or can't be bothered.
And it gets wheeled out and that was the meal.
Because it's usually very fast.
Yes.
And usually you have the things to make it in the fridge or pantry already.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And that may be because most of the ingredients come from a tin.
I want to know what was the lazy dinner.
Yeah.
Or the CBF dinner growing up in your household.
And then do you have one in your family now?
Mm-hmm.
You.
Oh, me?
Yeah, you.
Right.
Okay, yes.
I was talking to my mum about this just before.
to see that my memory aligned with hers.
And I said, I'm pretty sure it's this dish.
But actually, I've never made this dish,
so I don't know how lazy this dinner was.
Maybe it actually took a lot more effort than I thought.
And the meal that I had in mind,
only 90s kids will remember it.
You know chicken tonight?
Yeah.
In the jar?
I feel like chicken tonight.
Like chicken tonight.
Chicken tonight.
That one.
Apricot chicken?
Did they?
So we had a lot of apricot chicken tonight,
chicken.
They did, yeah, chicken tonight did that.
But that's not the dish.
Okay.
For a period in the 90s,
Chicken Tonight had a subcategory
called sausage tonight.
Oh.
And they did a jar.
I don't know if I want sausage tonight.
I know. It's a bit problematic these days.
Sausage in a jar?
They had a jar.
No, there were no sausages in that.
So you do a big pot of sausages.
Like curried sausages.
And it's deviled sausages.
Yeah, curried sausages.
But it's...
You can't...
You can't call it.
It's instant deviled sausages.
You can't call it sausage tonight.
Does the jingle still go?
So I feel like sausage.
Tonight like sausage tonight
sausage tonight
sausage tonight
I've heard that song on K Road before actually
goes off at family
bar
I keep trying to bring it into my family and I say to my
wife hey do you feel like sausage tonight
she keeps saying no
definitely not
maybe chicken never sausage
not tomorrow never
so it was a chicken tonight or a sausage
tonight in your family
yeah that's what I was
do you have it now
Absolutely not.
No, like in your family, do you have the lazy meal?
Sorry, I think you're asking, do we have deviled sausage tonight now?
You're like, how dare you?
Can you please text me, by the way, if you remember deviled sausage in a can?
Am I remembering it correctly?
Sausage tonight?
Am I remembering it right?
We'll have chicken wraps if we're, for our lazy dinner.
So that's your go too lazy now.
There's always wraps in the pantry.
Mm-hmm.
And there's always that box of like karagi chicken in the freezer.
We've always got a couple of boxes there.
Yep.
And then throw some lettuce and some mayonnaise on it.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy, peasy, peasy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think growing up for me, the lazy, lazy dinner was stir fry.
Oh, yeah.
Like with an udon noodle.
Yeah.
You know, like the big thick noodle.
Yeah.
And I just, not for me.
With a packet sauce.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Throw it in the wok.
Yeah, yeah.
And that was it.
That was the lazy dinner.
Chicken?
It was sometimes beef.
It was whatever was in the, in the freezer, in the lawn.
Yeah, right.
We'd go down at the freezer in the laundry and mum would go, what's in there?
You go be like...
Get your chisel out, you pickax, chip away some of the ice.
Like a two, you know, your two minutes steaks.
Mom, I found some beef.
Yeah, so that was our lazy.
We'll have a beef chicken stir fry.
Yeah.
It still traumatises me to this day.
And then these days probably a garlic pasta.
Oh, yeah, good.
Which is like literally just garlic and chili flakes and parsley.
But by 90 standards, that would have been gourmet.
It's pretty fancy.
Like to be honest
I love when my wife, and this is where my wife is magic,
she'll go, oh, can't be bother cooking tonight.
I'll just whip up a pasta.
And then she'll put out the most delicious pesto pasta
that you've ever tasted.
And I'll be like, so this is what we have when we're not trying.
But the pesto is probably pre-made.
I think she makes it.
Right.
I think she makes it.
Yeah.
I think, I have no idea how pesto is made,
but I'm pretty sure she makes it.
She could.
Is pesto, basil, olive oil and pine nut?
She makes it.
God, you guys must be rolling in it.
Oh, because of the cost of pine nuts?
The amount of pine nuts you need to make your own homemade pesto.
Look out.
Not to mention the basil.
Well, you know.
Doing all right for yourself, huh?
We want to know from you guys, what was your lazy family dinner growing up?
What was that beacon where you know if it got wheeled out?
You're like, oh.
Mum's got shit on.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
You know what our other lazy.
dinner is,
toasties.
Oh, yeah, good.
A jaffel.
Because it's hot dinner.
It's still hot dinner.
It's still hot meal, you know?
A lot of people were texting
in about G.Y.O.
Nights and how their family would have a G.Y.O.
night maybe once a week.
Great idea.
Get your own.
Get your own dinner.
And the idea is go to the pantry,
eat whatever you can see.
Great to do the day before groceries.
Yeah.
You know, and just go for it.
You want to have wheat bags for dinner?
Have a bit of this.
Go for it.
You want to have pancakes.
Why not?
Make him.
Go for it.
Do it.
So we want to know what was your lazy dinner.
growing up. Annie's here. Hi Annie. Hi, Annie. Yours is a classic actually, Annie. I can't believe it didn't
come to mind faster. What is it? It does involve a trip to the supermarket yours though,
doesn't it? It does, yes. But is it good though, Annie? What are you eating? It's always good,
Bree. It is a hot chicken with some cold floor, your regular slice cheese out of the fridge
and buns. Oh, say less, Annie. Fresh white buns.
Less. Give me, give me, give me.
I will have been eating this meal for about 30 years, I reckon.
I've never added cheese to it, Annie, ever.
Oh, the Edom-Demdale sliced cheese.
Yeah, really?
How do we feel, guys, about, you know, like the coleslaw?
Yeah.
But how do we feel like when we change it up for that pasta salad you get from the deli?
Have you guys ever had that?
I'm okay with a pasta salad and that.
It's a bit Mediterranean.
It is a bit Mediterranean now, yes.
But yes, no.
Because if it's the pasta salad with the beans in it.
The pasta cell has got the beans in it.
Oh, we're talking about a different one, but that's nice too.
Would you do, Annie, would you do the potato, the deli potato salad in your chicken bun?
No.
Hey, Annie.
Guys, guys, hear me out.
Hear me out.
What about a bit of tabooly?
Oh, you're just getting a bit fancy on for a beer.
You're getting a bit too.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Right?
Exactly.
It's a bit too foreign.
Sorry, Bree.
It's a bit too ethnic, Bree.
Tabuli, where was that from?
No.
I believe it's mostly parsley.
I'm ethnic.
Jess is here.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hi.
What was your family's lazy dinner, Jess?
We used to chip and dip.
Chip and dip.
What?
Yeah.
Like a bag of chips.
Yeah, a bag of chips.
I love this.
Peary onion dip.
Yeah.
And do you have multiple?
Dips?
Not growing up, we didn't.
But I do it now with my kids and husband,
and he quite likes those three-layered dips.
Oh, that's a fancy, yeah.
That's the Tibulia of dip.
They're quite Mediterranean.
They are quite Mediterranean.
Very much.
I think they've got a picture of a Mediterranean cottage on the lid.
I think they're actually called Mediterranean.
I think they are.
They will be.
Yeah, yeah, they will be.
Jess, that's it for dinner.
You don't have...
Yeah.
So the family's not coming back an hour and a half later,
clawing the walls of the peasant.
pantry going, we want more food.
My husband definitely has like up-marketed a bit.
You know, he gets a bit of those sort of nice meats and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, Jess.
Bree's just found the dip, and she's going to reveal the name of it to us.
Villa Mediterranean.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Lay of death.
Oh, Jess, you fancy.
Quite ethnic from you, Jess.
I think Jess might have been Greek, you know.
She must have been.
She must have spent a time overseas.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
My lazy dinner is mac and cheese.
I tell you what, by the standards of the dinners we've been discussing,
mac and cheese is fine dining.
That's primo.
Yeah.
I love a mac and cheese.
I have to apologise because I said before that our lazy dinner,
when I was growing up, was an udon stir fry.
Yes.
And it just, we had it so often that I just can't eat it anymore.
I can taste it.
I wasn't even there and I can taste it.
And someone texts through and they said,
I was about to cook an udon noodle stir fry for dinner.
I thought I was being flash,
but I changed my mind after listening to Breed, damn it.
Don't let my, it's just my bloody opinion.
It means nothing.
Guys, just because it's lazy dinner doesn't mean it's a bad dinner.
I didn't say, it's not what we're saying.
And it's not, it doesn't mean it's not flash.
Yeah.
Like someone who just texted, Logan texted and said,
Clint, I've got sausage tonight.
It's in my pantry right now.
I thought he's going to say it's in my pants.
Someone else said devil with sausages
Yes Clint
Absolute bomb
We loved them growing up with apple slices
And mashed potato
That's so yuck
I know why your parents
Had the apple slices on the side
It's so that they can feel like
They're getting some greens into you
They feel like they're getting some fresh fruit and veg into you
This text has just reminded me
This is another go-to lazy dinner
In my current household
Yes
Sloppy Joe's
Oh give me that
Can you explain to
a Kiwi who always saw Sloppy Joes on the movies, what a sloppy Joe is.
It's so easy.
It's mince, beef mince, and then a whole shit ton of tomato sauce.
Oh, tomato sauce.
Yellow mustard, like American mustard.
Yeah.
And then you cut, it's so random, you cut celery up into tiny pieces.
Yeah.
And you put that through it, that's it.
And put it, what, in a bun?
And you put it in a fresh white bun.
It is so yum.
It's so yum.
Okay.
It's got some veg in there
It's all sugar
It's got some protein
It's got some carbs
It's all sugar
The tomato sauce
Someone said my lazy dinner
Is going to sleep
Oh no
At least have a Villa
Mediterranean dip
And some chips
Yeah you've got to get the Mediterranean
Into our
Would we say
Because there was that
You know
The girl dinner era
Yeah
That is the epitome of a lazy dinner
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah but you can't feed the family
On girl dinner
Because sometimes the girl
Why not?
Well
Because sometimes girl dinner will be two cheese cubes,
three of those pickle, like those little pickles,
and a handful of chips.
What's wrong with that?
Well, you can't give that to children for dinner.
Children would love that.
They'd be like, you are the greatest parents ever.
Can we have this every night?
Mom.
A little bit of Mediterranean dip on the side.
Perfect.
It's ZM's Brea and Clint podcast.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh.
Athletic.
Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?
We're into the big money all of a sudden once again on What's the Plot.
There is $400 cash up for grabs and Amy, you can have it if you can guess two movies before Bree does.
Hi.
Hi, Amy.
Hey guys.
You played before, Amy?
No, never.
Never, ever.
Not in the car?
I mean, I listen along to the Trady versus Lady, and I, like, think I do pretty well there.
Okay, okay.
That's good.
It's a good start.
Just back yourself would be my advice, Amy.
Seeing as you've never played, I'll just explain the rules really quickly.
Your buzzer is your name, and you don't have to wait for me to finish the plot that I'm reading out before you have a guess, okay?
Okay, awesome.
Awesome.
So just jump in whenever you think, Amy.
Our theme.
Thank you.
For the day today.
Toy Story 5 is on the way.
Taylor Slift's done a song for the soundtrack.
The original cast is back together.
Tom Hanks, Tim Allen.
Huge celebs are lending their voice to the animated Toy Story 5.
So today it's all movies that are animated with big celebrities that did the voices.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Good luck.
everybody. Here's your first plot line. Good luck, Amy.
A 12-year-old boy
leaves the walled plastic
city that he lives in to find
a real tree. He hopes
to impress his crush who has
always wanted to see one, but outside...
Amy. Amy.
Is it the Lorax?
Never seen it. It's the Lorax.
It's got Zach Heffron in it?
You've never seen it. It's got Taylor Swift
in it. I was so disappointed in myself
just then, and then I was like, oh, well, I'm not because I haven't
seen it. But well, done, Amy.
Very well done.
Let it grow. Let it grow.
She's a big law expert.
No idea what she's talking about.
God, I wonder what you are going to get out of this.
What are the animated films that Brie has seen?
Not that I'm trying to skewer in her favour or anything.
But here we go.
Movie number two.
A clumsy noodle-loving character dreams of becoming a martial arts expert.
Everything changes for him when he is Brie.
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Amy?
Can you finish reading?
I can't.
I can give you a free guess here.
And if you can't get it, then I'll keep going for both of you.
Noodle eating karate lovers.
Yeah.
Once you get it, you'll be like, oh my good, of course.
I'll give you three, two, one.
Yeah, no, I'll keep going.
Everything changes for him when he is unexpectedly chosen by prophecy
as the legendary dragon warrior.
Bree?
Bree.
How to train your dragon?
Amy.
Dragon, I was going to say that too.
Um, I'll give you three, two.
Yeah, no idea.
I'm going to write that one off.
That was Kung Fu Panda.
Oh, I haven't seen it.
Yeah.
Clumsy noodle lover, the Big Panda, Jack Clap.
Haven't seen it, but I've heard it's great.
Movie number three, these are animated films with big celebrities as their voices.
A young girl struggles to adjust after a major change turns her world upside down.
Deep inside her mind.
Bree.
Oh, what's a call?
I'm going to give you three, two,
Oh, I've gone blank.
Inside out?
Yeah, you just got in there.
I second guess myself.
I second guess myself where I was like, is that what it is?
We're all tied up.
This is anybody's game here.
Okay, good luck.
Here we go, Amy, tiebreaker, good luck, mate.
Animated film, big celebrity voices.
Our hero's peaceful solitude is interrupted
when the selfish ruler banishes
displaced fairy tale creatures to his swamp.
Shrek.
Amy, that was a really good game for someone who's never played before.
That was such a good game, Amy, to be honest, I didn't deserve to win.
We've got a consolation prize for you, Amy.
50K of C chicken dollars and we'll get it out to you.
Oh, thanks.
Amy, you're a delight.
Aren't you?
Thank you guys.
You're welcome.
A ZM's Brinklin podcast.
I know when you guys think of me, you think history buff.
Yeah.
It was one of my best subjects at Skibble.
Was it really?
No.
Sport was my best subject.
History buff, because it's been ages since I've been buff.
Ain't that the truth?
Producers, I listen up here because you guys are slumped down in your chairs.
You're a bit distracted, but these facts are going to blow your mind,
including everyone else listening.
I'm going to blow your guy's mind.
this afternoon with a little bit of a history lesson.
Oh, okay.
Well, we are ready to be blown.
You have my permission.
Yeah.
Blow me.
If you don't, you just have to stay ready all the time
because then you don't have to get ready to be blown.
I've been ready.
Okay, good.
I'm going to hit you with a big one to start off.
When do you guys think Picasso died?
1960s.
About then.
1800s.
Good try.
Picasso died in 1973, which means,
He was living.
He wasn't living when the horse and cart was around.
He actually drove an Audi.
Did you guys realise that?
No.
Whatever.
There's photos of Picasso.
Yeah.
Huh.
Oh, whatever.
Get off your high horses.
Okay.
Nintendo.
I didn't know that.
Abstract modernist.
Anyway.
Nintendo was founded the same year that Van Gogh painted Starry Night.
Did you know that?
No.
No.
No.
Boom.
Wait.
What?
What?
It was also the same.
same year that the Eiffel Tower finished construction, the year that Nintendo was founded.
There's like a, there was like a, like, like, like, card games, eh?
It was founded.
It was, like, plugging like a video game into the Eiffel Tower.
1889, Nintendo was founded as a playing card company.
Did you know that this one is crazy in France?
I'm all right.
In France.
Thank you, Ella.
You're such a supportive friend.
No, no, no, no, no.
You are the two elitist.
We just don't want to give it to you.
We want, we want you to work for it.
We want you to be genuinely blowing.
We want you to be genuinely blown because you know when you get us that it was really good.
Oh, shut up.
Anyone can get Ella.
No, but I'm, do you know what it is?
My mom was around when Picasso was around.
That's amazing.
Ella found out last year that dinosaurs were real.
No, I did it.
Speaking of dinosaurs, I've always known when they were real.
I've got one about this.
Dinosaurs.
You know the first dinosaur fossil
was discovered after
ex-president George Washington died?
So technically, he never knew
that dinosaurs existed.
Same as Ella.
Was he the...
He was the first...
First...
First what?
President.
Yeah, well done, Ella.
Of the United States.
Nice, well done.
Okay, hold on.
Here's another one.
Do you know that in France?
We're we.
They were still executing people via guillotine
when the first Star Wars movie came out.
What?
No, I did not know that one.
I'm going to give you that one.
And that was in for people playing along?
1977.
Man, you'd be gutted if you were the last person to get killed by guillotine.
You'd be beheaded.
You'd be beheaded.
You'd like, come on, guys, this is ridiculous.
And they're like, okay, after we've been.
behead you, we'll
consider, we'll probably stop.
Okay, I've got two more. I've got two more.
Even though I've already got you, I feel.
Did you know matches were invented
after lighters?
Matches were invented.
I like that one. Is that true?
Yeah, I like that too. Is that true?
Lighters were invented before matches.
We like that. Is that true?
It's true.
I have a question, though.
The first practical lighter was invented around 1823.
Friction matches were invented
in 1826.
So they use,
light as when you had a little pan and the candle.
Yeah.
That's crazy, eh?
You used the lighter, not matches.
The lighter was invented first.
Yeah, you got me, yeah, that's good.
And the last one.
Claudia wants to fact-check you, but yeah.
It's true, trust me, I've checked it.
I've checked it.
And the last one, I'm trying to blow the team's minds with history facts this afternoon.
Cleopatra.
Coming at you.
Coming at you.
Yeah.
Was born closer to the iPhone being invented.
Oh my gosh.
Then the pyramids being built.
I did know that one.
Wait, what does she do again?
Sorry, I'm serious.
I want to learn.
Don't make fun of me.
Cleopatra, tell me what she does.
What do you think she does?
I thought she was in Star Wars, but that sounds wrong.
Yeah, Ella, that's okay.
That's a princess layer.
Yeah, right.
So Cleopatra?
Similar.
She a flute player.
I've heard her name.
Yeah, she's a flautist.
Guys, be kind.
I want to learn.
Have you seen the movie, the mummy?
No.
With Brendan Fraser.
Is she a mummy?
She starred in the mummy.
She was in the mummy.
She was in the mummy.
She was alongside, she won the Academy Award alongside Brendan Fraser in the movie The Mummy.
I'll just Google it.
Highest paid actress of her generation.
No one had been paid more than Claire Petra.
Anyway, she's from Egypt.
Well done.
Is she?
Wait, what?
So that's where they filmed The Mummy.
Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint.
Geez, big Apple News.
At the moment, isn't there?
Big Apple News.
You've hooked me in.
You know I'm a big apple
world.
A one in a million apple
with two distinctly different harbbs
has popped up at a fruit shop in Christchurch.
The owner of Sunshine Corner Market
and Mighty Ho in Christchurch
spotted the unusual looking apple
in a regular deliverer of Brayburn apples.
It is, oh God, I hate Brayburn apples.
But the apple is dead centre, 50-50,
50% is red, 50% is green.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's called a chimera apple.
It forms when the genetic mutation occurs.
And yet, it's usually a perfect split.
So the one that we're looking at,
one half is perfectly shiny red.
The other half is perfectly shiny yellow.
How rare is this?
One in a million.
One in a million.
But that's a good question.
How rare is it?
To find that out, I thought we would go live
to our resident Apple expert
and your resident father.
Big Steve. Good afternoon, Big Steve.
Good afternoon, guys. How are you?
We're all right. Sorry to only get you on to talk about apples.
I know you're more than just apples.
It's a favourite subject tomorrow.
Okay, good.
He always says, he always says if he went on a quiz show, you know where you had to have like a special
to subject. Apples would be his.
Then we've got the man for the job.
This is the man.
Steve, I want to start.
Sybil, have you seen the apple?
Has news of the one in a million chimera apple made it across the Tasman to Australia yet?
No, not at this point. I haven't seen it yet.
When you guys see it, you'll claim it as yours. That's what you guys do.
You're like, that's Australian, that apple.
That's true blue, that apple.
Have you ever had one of these apples before?
You would have farmed more than a million apples in your lifetime.
Have you ever seen one that's perfectly split down the middle, colour whites?
I haven't seen it perfectly 50-50, but I've seen two-thirds.
Really?
Yeah, I've seen it quite a few times, to be honest.
And obviously that varies a bit too,
so it might have been 60-40,
but exactly 50-50.
I can't say how I remember one, but I have seen...
Oh, you wait, Dad.
Oh, you wait.
I'm going to take a photo of this.
I'm going to send it to you.
It's going to blow your apple, Steve.
And Bree's looking out now.
You can see where the sticker is right, Bree.
It's perfectly 50-50.
Mm-hmm.
The stem, it's literally the 50% is right on the stem.
Okay, wow.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
It's pretty unusual, I've got to say.
So the people of Sunshine Corner Market in Christchurch
will be listening to this breakdown
because this is big news, Steve, here in New Zealand.
It's huge.
It's actually front page news.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
What do you reckon they're looking at here?
What do you reckon it's worth this chimera apple?
If you had to put a dollar value on it,
what do you think she's worth?
I think it'd be priced for, wouldn't it?
Well, if Braeburns are going for $4.99 a kilo, what's one of these worth?
Yeah.
Oh, you have to be, what?
200 bucks a kilo?
I mean, it has to be, surely.
Oh, people go nuts for this thing.
200 bucks a kilo.
That means this one apple's got to be worth
at least $7.
Might be the most expensive apple ever.
Come on.
Probably only weighs 300 grand.
That's what I'm saying.
It's worth about 600 bucks.
Oh, okay.
That's not how math works, but yeah.
Wait, if it's $200 a kilo and this weighs
300 grams.
I'm thinking of the novelty values.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In all seriousness, though.
Yeah, yeah, Sam, that's what I was thinking of.
What are you guys talking about?
They're using this Apple as a tourist attraction.
They're bringing people into the store.
They need to put it in like, they need to like...
So, yes, they want to preserve it.
Yeah.
They want to preserve it.
What's your advice for them?
How can they make this special chimera,
what in a million apple, last as long as possible?
They're going to have to make a clay model of it
because unfortunately,
nature is going to take its course
and you can keep it in cold stories for
so long but then eventually
what if you put it in like a resin
oh yeah
you know you like suspend it inside
yeah yeah like a glass brick
yes and you put resin around it
and it preserves but you
you can't have any air in it or else it will
rot inside the resin
imagine you put it in that resin and there's a worm
in there and the worm's still alive
and then the worms
once it's in case you see the worm trying to get out
and he's like,
ah, let me out.
I'm sure there's no worm in there.
You never know.
I've got the, guys, I've got the idea.
I know what they have to do with it.
Like William Tell, they need to get someone
who is willing to put that apple on their head
and they need to find.
The Commonwealth Games are coming up.
We need to get New Zealand's best archer.
The best archer to pull that arrow
and hit it straight down the middle 50-50.
And we need to get the owner of the fruit and veggie store
to put the apple on the head
and it'll be the ultimate Instagram video
and it's a real arrow and they go,
hi, I'm David from Sunshine Corner Market
and Mighty Ho in Christchurch.
If we call this place and I ask
if we can have the apple
and I'll say if you're willing to put it on your head
Clint's willing to put it on his head
to film this video
then maybe they'll give it to us.
Maybe, yeah.
Clint doesn't seem keen.
Take my advice.
Yeah.
Stay out of that one, Mike.
Yeah, that's what I said maybe.
Don't worry, Steve.
She'll forget about it in 15 minutes.
We're all good.
What were we talking about?
ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast.
Producer Claudia, message to the group chat,
wanting some advice around a situation with her ex.
And I was supportive of you, Claudia.
I'm just going to come right out and say it.
So am I support Claudia?
Well, I don't know if you wrote back.
I don't feel that.
Claudia, what?
Excuse me
Claudia, what's the situation with your ex?
So the question I asked you guys
is what is the statute of limitations
on asking for one of your items back from an ex?
I said it's never too late.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Well, I think depends on the item.
Yeah.
Okay.
What the item is.
Yeah.
But certain items, like let's say car,
Never too late to ask for a bag.
Yeah, fair.
Why has your ex got your car?
I don't know.
Let's go through the details.
Claudia, how long ago did you and your ex break up?
But a year and a halfish.
Okay, 18 months?
Thereabouts.
And what is the item that you have just now decided you desperately need back?
You're going to think this is so dumb.
It's a beanie.
Is it a limited edition?
No, it's not.
Oh, I don't know, actually.
So this beanie, I bought it right at the start of our relationship.
Is there such a limited edition?
could be.
I don't know.
I bought it in Japan on a trip that I was on without my ex.
Okay.
So we weren't there together.
So it's definitely yours then.
Yeah, so it's definitely mine.
She maybe wore it more than I did.
I don't know.
But either way, it was still mine in the relationship.
It wasn't an hour hat.
It was my hat.
And I think in the move out, it just ended up going with her.
And now I'm planning to go to England in the winter, like in Christmas time.
So I need a beanie.
And that one just fits beautifully.
I think asked for a baby.
back.
I really struggle with hats, Clint.
I got a big noggin.
So it's not just, I get that.
I get hat perfection.
I suffer from hat perfection myself.
So this is the perfect hat.
Yes.
It's the perfect beanie.
It's warm, it's comfortable and.
You couldn't get another one of these from AS color that would do just as good.
I've tried.
Honestly, I've tried.
How do you know, here's my question.
How do you know that your ex has the beaning?
Well, I don't know for certain.
but she also really liked the beanie.
So I don't think it's been chucked.
Have you...
Bum, b'am, b'am, b'am, b'am.
Here's a question.
I hope Olivia Benson's coming.
We've got to give people all the details, right, if they're going to weigh in.
You and your ex do still have contact.
You share a dog.
Yes, we share a dog.
And that's your house.
You're not estranged.
Have you seen your execk wearing the beanie in the last 18 months?
Oh, no.
But I also don't follow her socials.
That doesn't mean that she doesn't have the beanie.
Maybe the beanie is being held hostage.
She's using it as her own baby.
It's like in her profile picture she wears it every day.
And I'm like, hey, can I have that bad?
I just think because you still like, yeah,
if you had completely cut off contact with your ex,
I probably wouldn't be like jumping in 18 months later.
So it's not worth reopening that wound, right?
No.
But Claudia and her ex still have a relationship
because they share the dog.
So they're still in contact.
So you know what I mean?
So I feel like it's fine.
I like the idea of Claudia seeing her ex in the street, wearing the beanie and going,
give him back my beanie.
I'm ready now.
Give it back.
Hey, that's my beanie.
Give me that beanie.
But I've got hat here.
Not my problem.
Yeah, that's a you problem.
If you want, okay, if you want some input, Claudia, someone that's just texted and said,
there is no limitation.
Give my shit back, demon.
I don't care if it's a bag of chips.
I want my shit.
I love that.
What's this text?
It says, this sounds.
similar to when her brother wanted the PlayStation back.
Is that your brother texting through?
Oh my God, I forgot about that.
Well, no, it won't be.
Someone remembers.
We sided with you on that.
You sure did.
You'd had your brother's PlayStation for three years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe there's the limit.
Somewhere between 18 months and three years.
Is that what it is?
In the favor of what you want it to be.
It's do as I say, not as I do, okay?
Someone said, if I was Claudia's ex, I'd keep the beanie and pretend
that I didn't have it.
18 months is too long, sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but if you do that,
you better be careful every time you wear that be be seen.
What if it's like a specialty t-shirt
that's like mean something to you?
Yeah, yes.
You know?
Does it depend on what the item is?
I think it's so long as it doesn't seem petty.
Like, if you genuinely forgot about that t-shirt
and then you went to look for it and then you realize,
oh my God, my ex has still got it, yeah, great.
If it's because you know they've been wearing it on dates,
with someone else.
And you ask for it back then?
I think that's still fine.
Yeah, I probably still find.
It's probably more reasonable to ask for it back then.
So what are you going to do, Claudia?
Well, hopefully she's listening.
Yeah, she's listening.
Send me a message.
I want that hat back.
Yeah.
I might ask her pick hat back.
Do you have anything of hers?
Because you could go, hey, I just found your epilator.
No, I've given everything back.
And you can we meet up and you can give my beanie back?
I found some cards from her grandmother.
I already gave them back, though.
Oh, you should have kept those.
She's cut grandma cards hostage.
You should have sent her a voice note with a voice change.
She was like, if you ever want to see your birthday card from your nana over again,
you better give me that goddamn beanie.
Imagine if your ex is like, I want like three years back.
It was six.
I want the best years of my life back.
Well, that's good.
It's only half that was bad.
We want to know from you guys.
What does your ex have that you really want back?
or what's the thing that they did have
and you went back after a crazy amount of time
and was like, hey, give me back my...
A pair of socks.
Yeah, give me back the one sock that matches this.
Give me back my bike lock.
Dead end Franklin.
Right now we're talking about
what are the rules and regulations
about asking for your stuff back from an X?
How long?
Depends on the item.
How valuable does the item need to be?
How valuable or irisking?
How are replaceable does the item need to be, right?
Yeah.
Because we are learning that some people believe there is no time limit and no pettiness limit.
We had a text from someone who said they asked their ex for a pair of track pants back two years after they broke up.
Yeah, why not?
If they were your favourite track pants.
But they clearly know your favourite track pants because you haven't worn them or thought about them for two years.
Maybe you longed for those track pants.
You didn't know where they had been for two years and then you realised.
So what's the item and how long?
Holly, it was your ex who wanted their stuff back, right?
Yep.
Okay, what did he want?
What did he ask you for?
He asked me for anything that he had left on the property that he had paid for.
Yeah.
Okay.
And any pictures of him with the kids that I had.
Right.
How long after the breakup was this?
Only a month.
Only a month.
Okay.
When he says things on the property, what are we talking about?
It was just a PlayStation.
Oh, okay.
It's all he had.
Wait, that was his only item on the property he paid for.
Yep.
Okay, and did you give it to him?
Yep, I gave him back the PlayStation.
Oh, well, good on you, Holly.
Wait, wait, wait.
How did you give him back the PlayStation?
It was completely fine.
The photos.
I gave him back the photos.
But it's why I sat down and cut all the kids out of the photos first,
and gave him back the photos of himself.
Holy.
How did that go down, Holly?
He couldn't contact me, I've blocked him on everything
and he doesn't really have anything to do with the kids now.
So what I'm hearing, Holly, is a pretty amicable breakup.
There's a whole story there.
Thanks, Holly, we appreciate it.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
I think that's me.
That's you, yeah.
Yes, that's you Anonymous.
Tell us, what did you ask?
or what do you want back from your ex?
My cat's ashes.
Oh, what?
So when we broke up, we were living with his mum
and then we broke up and the ashes didn't ever make it back to me.
So, yeah, I don't have my cat's ashes.
Wait, he still has your cat's ashes?
No, I think he lives overseas.
I think his mum has them.
I hope she does.
Would she give them to you anonymous?
Well, I don't think she likes me very much, so probably not.
You couldn't just show up and be like,
Hi, Jolie.
Yeah.
Can I have my cat's ashes?
Can I have my dead cats ashes?
Maybe.
Maybe, but I'm just scared.
I don't know like upsetting people.
You know what would create a bit more urgency,
anonymous,
is if you said it was a family member's ashes.
Because technically you're not lying.
She knows I'm a cat, though.
Yeah, the box is fluffy.
Like imagine if you're like, hey,
my granddad's ashes are somewhere in your son's stuff.
Can you find it for me?
Oh, I was like,
10 years ago though, so maybe, yeah.
I feel like Fluffy might be.
My granddad was a tiny man called Pickles.
Can I have his ashes?
The tiniest box.
Thanks, Anonymous.
We asked, what do you want back from your ex?
Someone said they've got my camelback, my printer,
and an album my grandma made for me.
Oh, hell no, especially the camelback.
Especially the camelback.
Those things are worth a fortune.
The ink and though, the ink cartridges alone would be worth a fortune.
What about this one?
It says, I'd like to text my ex asking for my car.
in my Kiwi saver back.
Very hard to get your Kiwi saver back.
Very hard for anybody to get their
Kiwi saver at all.
So what would have happened there?
They would have bought a house together.
Oh, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
And maybe both there, maybe just there.
Kiwi saver went into the house.
I don't know.
I want my sweatpants and my cat back.
Nice.
Someone said,
My ex has my Lego skyline
from Fast and the Furious.
It was my dream car
and the first Lego I ever bought
and it was the one thing.
he never gave back.
See, that's just downright mean.
You would know, he would know,
how much that Lego Skyline means to you.
Yeah.
You know, it probably doesn't mean anything to him.
He probably goes, oh, yeah, it's kind of cool.
But to you, it's sentimental.
He's probably more of a Honda Integra man.
He doesn't even care about the Nassan, Skyline.
You've got no Honda integrity, though, does he?
Yeah.
Yeah, boy.
Family.
Thanks, guys.
ZDN's Brie and Clint.
All I want from my birthday to the birthday banger.
All right, let's do your birthday bangers.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
We'll figure it out and then we'll play our favourite.
Miriam is up first.
Kura to Miriam.
Hi, Miriam.
We heard it's your birthday today, Miriam.
Hello.
Happy birthday, Miriam.
Happy bloody birthday.
Have you had a good one so far?
Yeah, yeah, I have.
I have.
Are you doing anything special for your birthday night?
Or are you going to save it for the weekend?
Nah, just dinner with the family tonight and then, yeah, just chilling.
Yeah, lovely.
You're terrible, Miriam.
Hey, what year are we talking?
1978.
Don't, don't, don't, us, okay?
That's a good year, Miriam, it's your year.
It's a great year.
He was 16, though, in 1994, so we figured out what was number one on your 16th birthday.
Here it is.
You know I love you.
I always much better.
Oh, it's wet, wet, wet, and love is all around.
What do you reckon, Miriam?
I like the love actually version.
Yeah, Christmas.
Christmas is all around us.
All right, birthday girl, wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Ursula.
Hi, Ursula.
Hi, Ursula.
Hello, hello.
How are you guys?
Good, mate.
What has your day been like so far?
Oh, just working.
A little bit cold, a little bit warm, so not too bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well, let's see if we can turn up the heat with your birthday banger.
What is your birthday?
Eighth of October 1984.
All right, that's easy, Matthew.
You were 16 in the year 2000.
And on that day in 2000, this was number one.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's OG Pink.
Back when Pink was urban.
What do you reckon, Ursula?
Oh, not too bad, not too bad.
Not too bad at all.
This is back when pink used to wear a bandena.
Oh, this?
Or a band-easy.
Same album that had,
There You Go, looking pitiful,
just because I let you go, there you go.
And she had the pink hero.
Yes.
Definitely had that, yeah.
Yeah.
It's her signature.
Wait there, one more for Stevie.
Hi, Stevie.
Hi, Stevie.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
What have you been doing today?
Oh, working.
What are you doing?
What do you do, Stevie?
I'm a rental administrator.
Oh, you, poor best.
company, yeah.
Oh, the people you'd deal with.
Wait, wait.
The tenants and they're all good.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, good.
I'm glad to hear no one's given you your strife.
Hey, what is your birthday?
It's September 1983.
All right, that means Stevie.
You were 16 in 1999, and this is your birthday banger.
The great Ronan Keating.
And when you say nothing at all, what do you reckon?
Steve. I reckon pink
is a better one. Yeah, same.
Yeah, I'd have to agree with you.
I think we both agree.
Hell yeah. Which means today's birthday
banger goes to you, Ursula. Congratulations.
Thank you guys.
From the year 2000, here's Pink
on ZM.
ZM's Brean Clint
podcast. Pink on Zem.
It's a birthday banger
for Ursula. It was number one in
October 2000s.
Girls.
From her debut, a studio album, Can't Take Me Home.
Do you remember the other hits from that album?
Did they have just like a pill on it?
No.
Was that Ms. understood.
That was the next album.
This album had, and I wonder if we've got them in the system, surely.
It had that one, most girls.
It had, There You Go, which obviously, we all know that one.
We did a great rendition of that just before.
That's a banger, yeah.
It's an absolute banger.
And then I reckon the other biggest.
A song, in my opinion, from that album
was a song called
You Make Me Sick.
I want you and I'm heeding it.
That one, eh?
You make me sick.
This little run here.
Oh, banger.
We could reminisce about Pink's career all day long.
Crazy.
We're both Pink historians, eh?
She was huge.
She still is.
She still is.
And she's such a G-B.
And she lives on the ZDM Podcast Network.
Our boss is just in here giving us shit for our sick days at the start of the week.
He goes, it's a state of mind.
Sickness is a state of mind.
Yeah, Brea and I did have Monday and Tuesday off.
The number of people who have been in my DMs going,
are you sick or is it a week-long hangover?
I'm still in the trenches.
Look, look, he's still pointing at us.
Yeah.
The number of it was, are you still hungover?
It wasn't a four-day hangover, Jace.
That's our boss.
boss, stay no.
You can only do that when you win the award.
We've never done it when we lost.
We're never do when we lose.
Stay to mind.
We were here Monday morning.
Well, maybe we're getting old,
and that's why I want to play you this next bit of audio that I've found.
It explains how old you actually are.
Okay, you may say that you are, what are you, Breit, 36.
Yep.
You may say that you are, what are you, Claudia?
32.
32?
32.
I may say that I'm 30-ish, but how old actually are we?
Have a listen to the.
I think he's bang on.
All right, tell me if this checks out.
If you're under 40, you can be friends with anyone who's over 24 and you're the same age.
If you have kids, you're 40.
No matter how old you are if you have kids, you're 40 years old.
If you're in your 30s, like, let's say you're 36 and your friend turns 30, you're the same age now.
If your friend is 29 and you're 36, they're 29.
Does that make sense?
Wait, what was the last one?
No, I don't get the last one.
But we're going to go through them one by one and see if we agree.
Okay.
So the first one?
If you're under 40, you can be friends with anyone who's over 24 and you're the same age.
Which is perfect because you, me, we're friends with Ella.
Yep.
Would you consider us friends?
We can be friends, eh?
Yes.
We can be the same age group.
Yeah.
We're just the same age group of friends, us.
Just a bunch of...
As cool guys.
You guys are mortgages.
Cool guys.
Yeah, don't bring our mortgages as us.
Cool guys, hanging out.
I feel like...
Cool guys.
Ella came more up to our level again when she got married.
She got married.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they should have had my marriage criteria in here.
I feel like she almost overtook me in age.
But there's a caveat in here.
Okay, here it is.
If you have kids, you're 40.
You matter how old you are, if you have kids, you're 40.
True.
I'm not.
I'm not, but because I have kids, I'm 40.
Yeah, that's true.
Yep.
It does, right?
Ella calls me 40 all the time.
Because you're 39.
And.
She just grossly.
But I'm not 40, am I? I'm not.
I'm not.
Don't laugh too hard because you're about to turn 40.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
You're having a baby next month.
Oh, shit.
Don't turn 40 next month.
Listen to it again.
If you have kids, you're 40.
You matter how old you are if you have kids, you're 40 years old.
But I'm a young 40 right, guys.
Yeah, yeah.
Young and cool.
Yeah, thanks.
So that one's right, isn't it?
If you got kids, you're 40.
Yeah, agreed.
Okay.
The next one.
If you're in your 30s, let's say you're 36,
and your friend turns 30, you're the same age now.
Yeah, I don't get that one.
This is what I say to Claudia all the time.
I'm like, I feel like you and I are the same age.
Yeah.
That's the example there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like we think all the same things.
I can say something to Claudia and she understands what I'm saying.
You and Georgia from Zidim's workday?
Same age.
Same age.
Yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because you've got a friend that's 30.
Okay.
No, I'm a bit confused.
There's so many numbers being thrown at.
Here's the last one that we don't.
don't quite understand. So listen carefully.
If your friend is 29 and you're 36, they're 29.
29 and 36. Like they're in a different
bracket to you. They're not the same age as you. They're not the same
age as you. They're 29. They're different. Yeah. Yes. So they don't
come up to you. You're not the same, you know? Yeah. They're in a different category.
But if they were 30, then we're the same. Then you're the same.
What? Yeah. Yeah. I get with the same.
Stay to mind. It's a state of mind. She's not 30 years. She wouldn't get it.
Ella.
Yeah, I was going to say, once she turns.
30 she'll get her. She's going to be cool when she's 30.
Okay, no, no, okay, but Ella's, what are you, 25?
Mm-hmm.
But married.
Yeah.
So what's Ella?
40.
Don't you dear.
No, 30.
She's at least 30.
She's at least 30.
No, Clint's already called me an old Gen Z.
I cannot have that.
No.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, so we're all the same age.
Oh, my, guys.
Except Clint who's 40.
Oh, yeah, true.
You're in your 40s.
Yeah, I'm 40.
I'm 40.
You're 40.
But us three girls, we're all in our 30s.
No.
30.
30.
30.
and thriving.
And a little bit 40.
Fletch warn and Haley.
Jenny, did you match with someone
because they were a tradie on hinge?
Yeah.
And then what?
No.
I love that.
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Welcome to the Password, where we give you clues, one word clues,
and you have to guess the password.
If you do, you'll win 50 bucks cash.
Jeez.
God, we spend too much time together.
Have we both got our period?
I'm about to.
Bridget, you're on Team Clint.
Good evening.
Hello.
Hello, we're going to work together to get you $50.
And Scarlett, you're on my team.
Hello.
All right, it's you and me, Scarlett.
Let's get inside each other's brains.
I've also got my friends here, Elsie.
They can help.
They can help.
That's allowed.
Hi, Elsie.
Hi.
You got any friends, Bridget?
Yeah, my boyfriend, Max is with me.
Max, nice.
Is he a smart boyfriend or is he a cute dum-dum?
He's like a smart cutie
Smart cutie
Nice combo
I thought you were going to say
A smart dumb dumb
And I was like
Ooh
Only Claudia knows the password now
But she's going to reveal it to us
Claudia
Hey guys
Here's the password
I'll put it on the screen now
Oh good
I like this
Yeah yeah
Yeah
You need to add another word
To the words we can't say Claudia
An acronym starting with N.
Yeah, because they'd give it away straight away.
Okay, you ready?
Rocks paper scissors.
What?
Rock paper scissors.
Rock paper scissors.
Okay, you're up.
Okay.
Scarlett and...
Who's Scarlett's friend?
Elsie.
You guys are up. Good luck.
All right, guys.
Here we go.
Your clue.
Sport.
Rugby.
Oh, football, football.
One guess at a time.
Mostly and football are the same guess, I would argue.
They're both wrong.
Good guess, guys, good guess.
Bridget?
Bridget?
Bridget?
Okay, here we go.
Your clue?
Knit.
Four?
No.
All right, Scarlett and Elsie.
Okay.
Let's lock in, girls.
Oh, God.
I hope you're not too young for this.
Someone on the text machine's got it already.
LeBron!
Pardon? Pardon?
LeBron!
Basketball!
Yeah!
Oh my God, my God.
You guys, I'm so proud of you guys.
Thank you so much.
We're only 12, though.
You're only 12.
That makes me even more proud of you.
That's like winning $500 when you're 12.
Hell yeah, 50 bucks.
We're going to send it out to you.
What are you going to spend it on?
What do you think?
Candy.
Clothes, maybe lollies, maybe?
Yeah, a bit of both.
Don't spend it on vapes, okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, good.
Good, just making that clear.
Oh, way to bring down the mood, Dad.
No, I said don't spend it on it.
Sorry about him, guys.
Sorry about him.
Okay, guys.
We'll get the money out here.
No, okay.
Go spin it on vapes.
Is that what I'm meant to say?
Just don't mention it.
Oh, okay.
Just let them make good choices.
I trust them.
They sound like smart kids.
Oh, my gosh.
Thanks guys. Bye guys.
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