ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th March 2021

Episode Date: March 11, 2021

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brad and Clint podcast. I was trying something different. I liked it. Do you like it? I really liked that. I'm wondering if maybe our podcasts don't come in with enough gusto and enough fanfare. Gusto in there. That's cool.

That's an announcement, right? Yeah. We're here. Do we have anything important to say? No. Yeah. Because then you've got to follow the gusto up with something important. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe you save this for special occasions, like you do the dolphin when it gets extra awkward yeah you just pull this out when when we've got something no no no no we're content generating machines okay okay there's always something interesting going on i've got a big announcement yeah anastasia is going to come in hot here off the back of us. Let's start the podcast with a big announcement from Anastasia. That is the sound of the last box of Dorito garlic bread crackers being eaten by me.

With the gusto. That was with the gusto. Wow. Yeah. You know what that means. I hope Bree doesn't listen to this podcast. No, we've got to call her, girl.

We've got to be honest. Oh, no. I'm going. And you have to do it. Yeah, we've got to call her, girl. We've got to be honest. Oh, no, I'm going. And you have to do it. Yeah, we have to. You have to. You have to face the music. Oh, what have you done? Yeah, she wanted one.

She's, like, waiting to come back to these amazing Doritos. Oh, and she hasn't had any of them? No, not yet. They were seen as a gift for both of us. Good luck, Anastasia. And that was the last packet? No, I... Can I...

When she answers... I'm not going to say anything. You have to answer. You have to say something. We can't turn your mic off. Hello, Bree speaking. Say it. Hey, Bree.

How are you, girl? Anastasia. What's up? What's happening? Why do you sound nervous? Well, basically, it's all Clint's fault. No, fuck off, it's my fault. Because I was going to have some eggs for lunch,

and he wanted to do this big radio gag with eggs. If you are calling me to tell me you have eaten those garlic bread, whatever Dorito things they were, I'm going to rage. Should I just pack my things now? Anastasia, out of everyone there, I thought you were the one I could trust. Anastasia's gone. I'm so sorry Bree I got really hungry

And you know Girl to girl You know what I didn't want to get hangry I didn't want to take it out on the boys Don't make this hormonal You knew what you did It was heavily premeditated too

Bree she comes in here And she goes Hey guys I've got a proposal for you She's like You know that last box Yeah And she didn't tell us It know that last box? Yeah.

And she didn't tell us it was a last box either. She just proposed to us that we have some. And then before she ate one, she made sure Maddie took some chips. And I didn't know the background, Bree. I didn't know the background. No, you're not involved, Maddie. This isn't to do with you.

This is to do with me and the rest of them Stasia, I'm not angry I'm just disappointed Oh no What are you doing there, Brie? Oh, that's the worst Me too, by the way, I'm with Brie She's got the yummy toasty sandwich ones To munch away on

Nah, they taste like foot They taste like dirt I quite like that flavour Why didn't you eat those ones? Why didn't you eat those? like foot. They taste like dirt. Who wants a toast? I quite like that flavour. Why didn't you eat those ones? Why didn't you eat those? No, actually, to be honest, this is actually Clint's made a new podcast intro where we, it's a really

regal announcement type Oh, have you got another announcement to do? Yeah. Okay. That was the last of the three last boxes. Can I just say I've got an announcement to make? Oh, yeah, cool. There's two more boxes.

No, I want to hear Breeze and we'll come back to yours. Anastasia's a bitch. Rew. No, you've actually got two more boxes of Doritos. I don't know what... I just wanted to say something dramatic in the moment of being on the radio and stuff. I just wanted to say something cool. Bullshit.

Whoa. Yeah, I'm sorry, Brett. So there's more. So there's more. Huh don't want to see that. So there's more. Huh? Yeah. Are you lying?

And you know what I think? I think that you're a... And you know what else? I think you're a... And don't even get me started on your family, because your family are a bunch of... Hey, that's unfair. Her family are wonderful. But nice people.

Oh. Ben, why did you beep out nice people? I'm just disappointed that she had come from such a group of nice people and could do something this helpful to me. Yeah, you think you know someone, eh? I'm excited to have you back soon. Oh, yeah, we'll be having chats. And we said, obviously, that we're willing to have one more day with Maddie.

That really felt like a tack on. Oh, yeah, we were going to pitch a threesome, Bree, you, me and Maddie. Oh, I'm keen. I've always said to you off air that I'd like a threesome with Maddie McLean. There you go. We've also got an idea that Maddie could join the radio show. Hi-yo, hi-yo, hi-yo, hi-yo Brie, have you seen my latest Instagram post?

Because that'll make you want to threesome with me even more I've seen a picture of you and Clint And I think I've gone into early onset menopause Hey, hey, hey. Lots of ladies have said the opposite. I doubt that very much. They have. They've said the opposite. They've said it made them so attracted

to women. Oh my God. Ain't that the truth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm proud of you guys to share such, you know, distressing photos of yourself. It can't be easy.

Yeah, I've got one ready for you when you get back. Oh, God. Jesus. I've got a picture of you at your sixth form school ball. Oh. Oh. What about that? Oh. Yeah. All right. Well, let's crack on with it um let's just cruise on through to the other

side everybody and enjoy what's coming up a hot podcast uh have a good have it see you brie see you soon nice awkward outro as Nothing's changed Nothing's changed Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5

4, 3, 2, 1 Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in Hi Maddie I haven't told you this, I've got a everybody. Welcome to the show. Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in. Hi, Maddie. Hi. Hi. I haven't told you this. I've got a surprise for you on the show today.

Yeah, it's coming up at 5.30. Okay. And it's a surprise just for you. I love this. Yeah. I think you're going to enjoy it. I love a surprise, and I do love a fuss being made about me, so this is right up my alley. Okay, there has been a fuss made about you.

Okay, good. For the surprise. Okay, good. For this surprise. Okay, good. Oh my God, people are normally so nervous when someone says there's a surprise for them. No, I'm very excited. Bring it on. All right, well, you'll walk into this with arms wide open. I'm going to say this now.

Should I be nervous? I don't believe so. Okay. I believe this is your moment. Okay. I believe this surprise could not be fit for a better person than you. Is this going to be the making of me? I think so.

I think it's, yeah. You like the spotlight? The spotlight will be firmly on you in the surprise. Okay. Okay? 5.30 today, we'll reveal everything. We're going to give you two chances at ZM's secret sound today.

The sound got extended yesterday, but you had to go on to TikTok to listen to the extended sound. Producer Ben, what's everybody's thoughts on just playing the extended sound on the show today? I've been given the clear you can play it. Oh, good. You can play it any time you want.

Okay, if you refused to get TikTok yesterday, then we'll play it for you. I'm going to say we're going to play it... We'll play it before four o'clock today. So we'll make sure that you've heard the extended sound before the four o'clock guess. Then make my hands on it, and then we'll play it for you today'clock today. So we'll make sure that you've heard the extended sound before the 4 o'clock guess. Then give me my hands on it and then we'll play it for you today. That's good. So this week

you and I have managed to jackpot the secret sound to $40,000 and we've managed to play the extended sound on air. How good are we? We're so good. You're welcome. Hey, you're welcome New Zealand. We should get money suits. I think so. Yeah, I think we should too.

We're going to start the show, though, with 50 bucks cash for tradie versus lady. If you want to represent your tribe, the tradies or the ladies, call now 0800DIALS at M and you can go head to head in a quiz prepared by Maddie. Yeah. Yeah. Were you worried that I hadn't done the job I was meant to have done? Nah, my brain just stopped for a second Yeah, it does that

It does that from time to time I'll have a coffee We'll be back next And we'll play Tradie vs. Lady ZM Bree and Clint Time for Tradie vs. Lady Bree and Clint

Tradie vs. Lady The oldest prize in sport 50 KFC chicken dollars. Can I just say, because when I started this week, the tradies were a fair bit behind, but they've had a couple of wins this week that have pushed the numbers up. Totally.

It's much closer. It's the tradies week for the year. The ladies are up 18 games to 15. And here to push that lead out, hopefully, our lady today is 30. She's from Parmy. She has three kids and works in finance. Welcome to the show, Nikki.

Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nicky. Hi, how's Parmy today? Oh, it's crap. It's cold and wet. But it's beautiful though, Parmy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real beautiful.

Beautiful, beautiful. Love that square. Okay, taking you on today is a lady tradie. She's 23. She's from Hamilton and she owns her own business. She's a boss. Welcome to the show, Ella. Hi, Ella.

Hi. Hi. What kind of business do you run? Like an earthworks business. Nice. Okay, cool. Nikki, your buzzer is lady. Nikki, your buzzer is lady. Ella, your buzzer is tradie.

First of three correct answers wins the game today. Good luck. Question number one. Team, National Treasure. Dr Ashley Bloomfield has had to apologise after accepting free tickets to a cricket game. Name the New Zealand men's cricket team. Lady.

Nikki. Is it Black Camp? Correct. The first day of America's Cup racing ended in a win for both Team New Zealand and their challenger. Name the other team competing for the Cup. Lady. Lady.

Nikki. No idea. America. Nikki. No idea. America. No. No idea. America is not the correct answer. Ella, would you like a free guess? Is it Europe?

Technically, yes, but no, we can't accept that. It's Lunarossa. Yes, the Italians. No point there. We'll stay at 1-0 to the ladies and go to question three. Okay, question number three. Cabinet is meeting later today to decide the alert level fate of Aucklanders. Which alert level is the city currently in?

Trading. Trading. Ella. Is it level two? It is level two, yep. Feels a lot like level one. The Wiggles have arrived in New Zealand and are currently in managed isolation.

Name one of the colours of the Wiggles. Lady. Trudy. Nicky. Yellow. Correct. Nice, Nicky. I thought you'd get that one.

Yeah. We would have also accepted brown. Thank you, Robert Rakete. Question number five. A Hastings supermarket is selling tomatoes for nine cents. Thank you, Robert Rakete. Question number five. A Hastings supermarket is selling tomatoes for nine cents. Akilah, nine cents. Nine cents.

Which region is Hastings in? Lady. Nikki. Hawke's Bay. Correct. And that's a win to the lady. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Congratulations, Nikki.

50 KFC chicken dollars are winging their way to you as we speak. That is awesome. Thanks so much. No worries. That's tradie versus lady. 19 games to 15 in favour of the ladies. I'm a 34-year-old who's just joined TikTok. Oh, welcome.

Thank you. It's nice to be here. I'm so addicted. old who's just joined TikTok Oh welcome Thank you, it's nice to be here I'm so addicted It gets that way and it gets worse because I don't know what it is But that algorithm is insane and it will learn exactly what you like And only give you that It's already figured me out And a video popped up on my TikTok homepage today

Listen to me, God I sound like such a Gen Z-er. This TikTok video popped up on my homepage from a girl called Carrie Rad. She's an American who's living in New Zealand. Yeah. And she posted a video for her followers listing the top four things that she loves about being in New Zealand.

Right. And it was the things that you'd expect, like our beautiful scenery. She loves our sense of humour because we're so funny. God, we're funny. TVNZ breakfast. So funny. And informative.

Yeah, that was one of the major reasons she loves living here. But one of the reasons that she listed really surprised me as to why she loves living in New Zealand. Take a listen to this. Three, the accent. It's been voted one of the sexiest accents, and I have to agree. The humour plus the accent, it's a good combo.

Finally. Finally, some kudos for the way that we sound. Sexy. Sexy, absolutely. Is our accent sexy? Well, you've got to remember, recently it was voted one of the sexiest accents in the world. Well, allegedly. According to some travel website that definitely wasn't just looking for some clicks.

We are sexy. I've said this for ages. I say it to Bree all the time. I say, we are sexy. The way we talk, this is sexy. And this afternoon, Matty, I think we've got a unique opportunity to prove it. So what we've got are three people who all admit to having a thuk Kiwi accent.

Yes. And what we've given them is romantic movie lines. I love this. These usually get delivered with a British accent or an American accent. Where's the representation, y'all? Where's the Kiwi accent? Where's Sharon from Matamata?

Yeah, where was her cameo in Four Weddings and a Funeral? Exactly. Let's meet our first Kiwi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, guys. Now, you can admit you've got a thot Kiwi accent. Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, no, definitely. Where, you can admit you've got a thot Kiwi accent. Oh, yeah, definitely. Definitely.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, no, definitely. Where do you come from? I'm from Hawke's Bay, the Mighty Bay. Yeah, beautiful. We have sent you a line from the movie Notting Hill, which you're going to deliver to us this afternoon in nothing but your wonderful Kiwi accent.

When you're ready, Michaela, take it away. Okay. Kia ora. I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Kia ora. Kia ora. That was great.

Michaela, very good. Wait there for us. Let's go to Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, how's it going? You too have a very thot Kiwi accent, yes? I would believe so, yes What region? Where are you from?

I'm from the Wairarapa Yep, beautiful Are you a romantic at heart? No Good Well then perfect that tonight you're going to be delivering us a line from Romeo and Juliet Oh, one of the most romantic movies. When you're ready, Megan, the stage is yours.

All right. But soft, what light through yonder window break? It is in the east and Juliet is the sun. The cadence, the flow. When William Shakespeare wrote those immortal words. He was picturing Megan from the Wairarapa. That is exactly what he had in mind. We'll get one more.

And our last one is from Ahija. Is that how we pronounce your name, Ahija? Yeah, very hard. I love this already. I love this already. I love this already. Ahijar, we are ready for an Oscar-worthy performance. Yeah, of course, of course, definitely. Yeah, nah, definitely.

Where are you from, by the way? I'm originally from Blangatuki or Tukituki. Have you seen Forrest Gump before, Ahijar? Yeah, many times years ago. Wonderful. Okay. You are Forrest, and you are speaking to Jenny. When you're ready, please give us that romantic line.

Yeah. Chat, chat. Oh, Forrest Gump here. You know what's good. I don't really knuckle, but we each have destiny. We're just floating around accidentally, man,. You know what's good. I don't really knuckle if we each have a destiny or if we're just floating around accidentally, man, but you know what's good. Like on a breeze, but I think maybe it's both.

Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. You know what's up. If there's anything you need, damn, I'll be right there in a minute. Ahijar, you're wasted on the East Coast, man. You need to get straight to Hollywood. You need to link up with Taika

and we need to get you cast in a rom-com. Ahijar, you got me, man. You got me. Oh, safe bet, small. Very safe bet. Bit of a mouthful because I can't really read my head. Ahijar, how do you keep the ladies off you, man? With a romantic accent like that, how do you

survive on the day-to-day? Oh, that's the thing. I've got my wahine. I need to order, you know. She's amazing. She's the best that I'll ever have. Well, there you go. You've got your words to say to her tonight, don't you? Kind of hard because I can't read. Matty, what's your dream car?

Any car in the world you could have it, what is it? I'm a humble man. Yeah. So just a BMW X7. Just a basic X7? Worth a cool $150,000. A new one? You'd like a new one?

Yeah, good. Well, why not? Nice. No, I rate it. I can't be bothered cleaning it, so it might as well come to me new. Mine's a bit more exotic than that. It's a 1987 Mazda Bongo van with curtains. But, you know, each to their own.

This is an interesting car that's for sale, and I wonder if you'd be interested in it. It's Pablo Escobar's old car. Really? Yeah. And ever since that Narcos show, there's a real fascination with anything that Pablo used to own. By all accounts, a terrible human being.

Yes. But he's left a legacy. And drove a nice car, I'm imagining. And drove a lot of very nice cars. Pablo, one in particular, is Pablo's 19... This is for all the car people. Pablo's 1974 Porsche 911 RSR. He actually used to race this car.

Wow. And by all accounts, he was actually quite a good race car driver. I mean, that means nothing to me, except for the fact that I know that Porsche's a nice car. It's a nice car. Yeah, right. It's an old Porsche. It's yellow. And if you would like it, the asking

price for Pablo Escobar's Porsche is $3 million. Oh! $3 million. For. $3 million. For that price, you would want to open the glove box and there'd be like a kilo of Pablo Escobar era cocaine in there or something.

For resale value. I don't mean to use, by the way. No, definitely not. Oh, and also I don't mean to start selling drugs. I don't know what I mean. That's out of control, but it has got me thinking about famous cars because if your car was once owned by a famous person,

it's worth a lot more money. Absolutely. It jacks the price up. I've got some cars of the stars that have sold recently. Okay. And you can tell me who's out of these cars you like the idea of the most. I think you'd like this one.

Princess Diana's 1994 green Audi convertible. Oh, I love some of that. A bit of you. It sold last year, actually, for £58,000. That's alright. That's it. As cheap as. For Princess Diana memorabilia.

It was her car. And there's photos of her driving it with Harry and William in the back seat. I feel like a napkin she once used would sell for £58,000. I think so too. And I think it will now, especially after the Crown. So someone's got a bargain there. Paul Walker from Fast and the Furious.

Right, loved his cars. He had heaps of cars. One of his three BMW M3s sold at auction two years ago, and it went for $530,000. And the biggest car of the stars that I've found is the original James Bond car, the original Aston Martin DB5 from the first James Bond movie, sold in 2019 for $6.4 million.

All of which make a BMW X7 seem quite affordable, don't they? Absolutely. If anyone is selling a Mazda Bongo van, let us know. Let us know. My family is rapidly expanding and we need the seats. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio This is The Latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy

COVID's a funny thing And it has forced Hollywood to go elsewhere To film all of its big movies New Zealand does pretty well out of this stuff But I think Australia's doing better than us this time around Dean, tell us the big deal stars Who have just landed in Australia Oh my goodness, this is wild

George Clooney and Julia Roberts Are shooting their new rom-com in Queensland stars who have just landed in Australia. Oh my goodness, this is wild. George Clooney and Julia Roberts are shooting their new rom-com in Queensland. It's called Ticket to Paradise. They play a divorced couple whose daughter goes to Elope in Bali, so they have to stop her and stop the marriage. Awesome. Now, the last time we saw these two together on screen was, of course, Ocean's Eleven. Their chemistry is electric. We cannot wait.

Not only is Julia going to be there shooting that she's also there shooting another film as well with Sean Penn as you know the Hemsworth brothers are there Melissa McCarthy is down under Zac Efron has moved there Matt Damon is there and of course all the Marvel movies

are going to be shot in Sydney this is so exciting for Australia and New Zealand you guys are going to be killing it because everyone wants to go there rather than here. That's for sure. Yeah, totally. We need more. We want people over here. It's good for Australia.

We've got Avatar happening. We've got Avatar, but I saw that Taika's taken Thor to Australia. Yeah, they're doing Thor. I think they're doing the next two Thor movies In Australia Yeah Which is rough Yeah But look We'll tell you what we can get

If they want to film The new Fast and the Furious Movie here We can book out Waka Raka Speedway We can get you guys Down there

Whatever it takes You guys got drag race Yeah we got You got drag race Oh we got RuPaul's Drag Race That is true Yeah great point Let's be honest

That's the leader of all That's the winner of all Not that you're biased Or influenced in any way Dean That is the latest Live out of Los Angeles With our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy

Do you play any sport Matty? I know why you're asking Because you look at me And you just see a physical specimen right? Sports guy Absolutely Very masc Very dominant No No I know why you're asking because you look at me and you just see a physical specimen, right? Sports guy, yeah. Absolutely. Very masked, very dominant.

No, no. I did dabble in indoor netball for a bit. Yeah. And then had an injury and haven't played since. Oh, your career was cut short. Cut short. Oh, no. And I dabbled in rugby in the Parramatta Plymouth

in the under eight Pirates. Did you? It didn't go so well. Did either of those teams have a victory song that you guys sung after winning? Possibly the Pirates did. It's going back too far for me to remember. Indoor netball, no.

It was just a get in, play, get out kind of a situation. They hustle you out of the net, say. They don't really give you time for a song. No. This is a video that's come out from an Australian rugby, a super rugby team called the Western Force. Right. And cameras have been given access to the changing rooms

after a big win. Oh, keep, Manny, mind out of the gutter. Sorry. The boys are standing around singing their victory song and it's not what you'd expect. Have a listen to what the Western Force rugby team, professional rugby team, big burly men, sing after they win a game. I heard that you said that you found a girl and you're married now.

How good is that? So good. These guys are arm in arm in varying states of undress and injury and mud and tape. Singing Adele's absolute power ballad. Yes, someone like you. And they know all the words too. They really do. And they sing it with passion and with conviction. Former All Black

Jeremy Thrush plays for the Western Force and he's in full voice during the singing. Look at them. You can see them on the screen there. Look at them.

And I think that's great. I think that is such a such a different and refreshing song to have as your victory song because nobody would expect it, right? Hey, and whatever brings the lads together, you know? Yes.

If you've all decided that Adele is your song and that's what you're going to bond over. Then do it. Do it. It's less cliche than we are the champions. It's better than we will rock you. It's none of those. It's Adele.

And that's your victory song. And I tell you what, I went to Adele's concert in Auckland. She slaps. We want to know this after 0800DALZM. What was your team's victory song? Or losing song. Basically what is the song that you guys sung

when you were back in the sheds? After netty, after footy, after cricket, hockey, lacrosse, dressage. Dressage, it's just you and the horse. And you guys are back there singing a song together. Do you want to share it with us this afternoon?

We'd love to hear it. Bonus points if you're willing to sing it for us as well. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us. We want to know what the song is that you guys sang after your games. Bree and Clint. Z games. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in for Bree. She's filming a TV show.

She's back on Monday. And I feel like she'd really enjoy this conversation, actually. Played a lot of competitive sports. We want to know this afternoon what's your victory song, the song that you sing on the sheds after the game. It's been revealed that the Western Force, who are a super rugby team, when they win a game,

all the lads hit the sheds and they crank out some Adele. And I think it's so great, not just because they're all getting into it, but it's so unexpected, you know? It's not at all what you would expect from them. And they are, they're giving it everything they've got. Yeah.

They're not half-hearted. They're spirited, they've just won. We've asked you guys, what is the song that you guys sing? Not just play, but what is the song you sing in the sheds after a victory? We've got really some interesting texts coming through like this. I mean, if that's what winning, that winning feeling is like for you. Yeah.

I think the shower's a bit awkward, you know, but... Someone said this is their victory song for their team. Which is good, but does your team all speak Korean? Yeah, true. I mean, you could definitely do the chorus. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you could do this bit, yeah. Okay, that works.

And then this one is even more dubious, but I get it. But it's more noises than anything. This is someone's victory song. Not a lot of words to memorise. I'd love to hear an acapella chorus version of this. Someone's caught up. They want to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous.

Welcome to the show. Yo, how's it? What's your sport of choice, first of all? What do you play? Rugby. Right. And do you have a lot of wins under your belt? Are you a successful team?

So we're in a social team. And whenever we win, we always stand in the circle of the field and sing, yeah. Sing, yeah, okay. I thought you were going to tell us what it was there and sing, yeah. Sing, yeah, okay. I thought you were going to tell us what it was there. Oh, sorry. No, no, what are you singing? What's your victory song?

The manliest song ever, The Climb by Miley Cyrus. Oh. This is right in there with the Adele one. So good. Yeah. What's your reaction like from the team that you've just beaten when you guys are cranking out

Miley Cyrus, The Climb, Anonymous? Oh, we just do it because we know what people think. You know, they just know, you know.

But, um, nah, they hate it. They hate it. Oh, they hate it. Yeah, well, that's good. Do you go as hard as the Western Force do singing Adele?

Oh, we go hard, but, yeah, I saw what they did and they went pretty hard. Why are you anonymous, by the way? Are you ashamed of this song? I am, absolutely. Right, because you've got to give a shout out to the team.

You don't want to be identified at all? You don't want to give your team a plug? Nah, nah, nah, because I was talking to some of the boys and they said, nah, keep it quiet. Really? Oh man, you're all talk when you're on the field, but as soon as we get you in real life, it's a different story.

Thanks for your call, Donovan. We appreciate that. Mother's Day's coming up. Nobody's stressed. You haven't forgotten about it. It's not coming up for two months yet. It's on the 9th of May this year. Okay, good, because I am usually pretty bad at remembering.

I end up remembering, but I remember very close to the date. And then I have to rush and be left off to mum. That's okay. Rose's chocolates are always available from the gas station. There's a pharmacy in the UK, which if you've ever travelled, you'll know this pharmacy. It's huge. It's Boots Pharmacy.

It's like the equivalent of like Chemist Warehouse. Yeah, I guess so. It's huge. It's everywhere over there. Unichem. And they're copping a bit of flack at the moment because they have released an ad for Mother's Day saying that you should visit them

and purchase a adult fun toy for your mum for Mother's Day. Oh. See, the forward thinking, or it's an oversight, the ad has a bunch of different appliances, power tools. Right. It shows them all and it says beneath it, looking for the perfect gift for your miles away mum

or your near but far mum. Whatever she is, we've got something she'll love. And they're suggesting the ultimate gift for mum these days is an electric adult fun toy. I mean, she may love it. But does she want to think of you when she uses it? That's the issue too. Whenever she gets it out, does she want to go,

Oh my God, this is my favourite thing that Maddie got me. I thought, let's find out. And I'm not willing to do this myself, but I thought maybe Maddie, you could call your mum this afternoon and ask if she wants an adult fun toy for Mother's Day. And if she does, if she does, ZM will pay for it. Okay, so you get a free Mother's Day gift and we get a very awkward phone call out of it.

Is that a deal? At least it's getting me onto it early enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll put the phone call through to your mum now whose name is... Tracy. Tracy. Okay, and we'll leave you guys. Hello, Tracy speaking. Hi, Mum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll put the phone call through to your mum now whose name is... Tracy. Tracy. Okay, and we'll leave you guys.

Hello, Tracy speaking. Hi, Mum. Oh, hello. How are you? Nice to know. I'm great. How's Auckland? Four seasons in one day.

Oh, tell me about it. I know. Hot, muggy, sunny, rainy. Can you tell I'm stalling by making general chit-chat before I get to the point of this phone call? Yeah, what is the point

of the phone call? What am I up for? I'm pretty good at getting you gifts, right? Yes, very good. general chit chat before I get to the point of this phone call. Yeah, what is the point of the phone call? What am I up for? I'm pretty good at getting you gifts, right? Yes, very good. What did I get you for your birthday? A really gorgeous pair of shoes. Yeah.

You did very well and I've told several people. Good. The beauty of having a son like you is that you know my taste and I have worn them several times. Okay, good. Which leads me, the next thing that's coming up is Mother's Day. Oh, okay, right. And I'm getting ahead of the curve by trying to figure out what I could get you. Right.

How would you feel if I got you an R18 toy for Mother's Day? Well, you know one of my jobs, so there would be absolutely no judgment whatsoever because that's part of my day-to-day job. I should put up my mum's a sexual health nurse, so these kinds of conversations she's used to having. Maddie's mum, good afternoon. Hey, Clint.

Hi. Happy early Mother's Day. Woo-hoo. Perfect. So, yeah, no judgment whatsoever? Hey Clint Hi Happy early Mother's Day Woohoo Perfect So yeah No judgement whatsoever No Absolutely no judgement No

We were just trying to figure out Whether you want that Gifted to you by your son or not Like do you want to think of Do you want to think of A family member Whenever that thing comes out But you know

Again Again No judgement No judgement Absolutely Absolutely no judgment. We will send you a link, and ZM would love to fund your Mother's Day experience this year.

Okay, let's go. Let's go. Bye, Mum. Love you. Bye. Bye, ZM. See you later. Have a good fun.

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TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. I think this one's made for us. I think it's perfect. Okay, because to do this TikTok trend, you've got to be ripped AF. Oh, right. Well, that's me. Yeah, and that's me too. And that's definitely right. Well, that's me. And that's me too. And that's definitely you.

Yeah, two ripped lads. That's us. The trend is you've got to crack an egg using nothing but your bicep. Bicep? Bicep. Bicep. Your arm muscles, your guns. There's a guy who started it who's built like a brick shithouse.

He's incredible. He looks like, you know Terry Crews? Yes. He's got muscles like Terry Crews. Right. And what you do is you put an egg, and you can do this at home, you put an egg just inside the crook of your elbow, not in that bit, just in here.

Okay. And then you tense up and your muscle cracks the egg. And then when you do it, just before you crack the egg, you've got to say this. I'm built different. I'm built different. I'm built different. I'm built different. Yeah.

So we've got some eggs, courtesy of Anastasia. These were meant to be her lunch, but she's allowed us to use the eggs. We'll reimburse you. Yeah, we'll pay you back. Okay. I'll go first, and then you can go. Okay, Matty.

Thanks for the egg. Here's your egg. Anastasia's on hand, too too To catch the egg that comes out So I'll put it here And Maybe just Maybe count me down And I'll just tense up

Okay Three Two One I'm built different Come on I can't do it The muscles are there

Are you flexing? Yeah I'm giving it everything I'm built different No nothing I got nothing out of that Absolutely I mean you're built different Is this boiled? It's not boiled,

is it? No? No, it's not. Alright, well, pressure's on you, Matty. It's all on you. Good luck. It's not a high bar to get over, but see if you can... Oh, God! You dropped the egg! I dropped the egg.

Did it break? Okay, you can use my egg. Good luck. I'll count you down. You ready? You remember the line? Why did you do this? Just put it there, just outside the crock.

Let your bicep do the work. And I'll count you down. Three, two, one. I'm built different. I'm built... I'll hold it. I'm built different. Yeah, now squeeze.

The egg won't even stay. The egg won't even stay in Matty's arm. Matty's actually cracked it by dropping it. Maybe we're not built different. We're built different Just differently to this guy Give it a go It's fun

Be prepared to ruin Quite a few eggs Sorry for the spill on the floor Can we get a tissue please? I want to read you a note That's been passed From one neighbour to another And passive aggressive notes Are a thing I don't think another. Passive aggressive notes are a thing.

I don't think this is passive aggressive. I think this is out and out aggressive and assertive. I think so. I think so because you're not tiptoeing around the topic. No, you're like, I'm pissed off and I'm going to tell you about it. But the topic is awkward. It's been posted online and

it's everywhere. Have a listen to this. Dear noisy neighbours, to the new neighbours who moved in, located at the back of the units, right above the laundry and closest to the car park clothesline, your walls are paper thin. Oh no. Apart from your noisy daily life and chats slash music at the door of your bedroom,

we were woken up this morning at around 12.30am mortified, drifting from what we thought was a nightmare to reality with the sounds of loud moaning and groaning. Oh, God. You are showing very little respect for the people living all around you who have little children who are traumatised by the noises they're hearing. I love the idea of these kids like rocking back and forth in the corner. Mummy, make it stop, make it stop.

Mummy, stop the earthquake, stop the earthquake. They don't know what the noise is. I'll continue. Your sexcapades were then followed by laughing and chatting until the early morning hours. We can actually hear every word you say. Can you please keep it down? And now it goes into capitals.

And please, please, please close your windows when you have sex because it's not at all sexy. Thank you in advance, your sleep-deprived neighbours. Now, they've delivered this note without saying which unit they come from. Right.

So they haven't identified themselves. No. But you've got to think that if you've received that, it can only be one of two, right? Absolutely. It can only be your left or the right. Yeah. And then I guess it's up to you whether you care, you know,

because if you have no interactions with your neighbours and you're having a good time. And it sounds like they're enjoying themselves. They had a laugh and a chat afterwards, not just rolling over and going to sleep. Yeah, and also 12.30am, like... Go then. They must be in a new relationship.

They either are night shift workers or this thing's very fresh. Yeah, it sounds like it's happening with some sense of regularity as well. Especially with the talking afterwards. If there's chatting and laughing afterwards, this is a new relationship. Yeah, absolutely. If the noises you hear are not short and then followed by immediate snoring goodnight

thank you goodnight did you turn the dishwasher on? during the noises are still happening did you lock the back door? this is a common occurrence for anyone who lives in a flatting environment to hear your flatmates doing this.

But I'd love to know this afternoon if it's more than just that. And we want to ask the question, who did you hear? Whose noises? And you don't need to tell us specifically how the noises went, but who did you hear through the wall, through the ceiling, through the floor, through the ceiling, through the floor, through the fence. Maybe it was loud enough that it travelled between sections. You can call us on 0800DIALZM and tell us about it

and we can keep you 100% anonymous if you need to. But we'd love to know this afternoon, who did you hear? Whose noises did you hear? I have a very awkward story. I'll share it with you shortly Brie and Clint Sitting in Brie and Clint with Maddie filling in That's AJR

We're talking about when you could hear people You know Doing that thing I was once in a hostel In New York Back in my early 20 days When you're travelling around and you stay in a hostel And it was a room of four Like four beds in New York back in my early 20 days when you're travelling around and you stay in a hostel. Yeah.

And it was a room of four. Right. Like four beds. I was with two other friends, so there's three of us, so one extra bed. And we went to bed early and I woke up when the door opened and the fourth guy came home with company. I've always wondered that about hostels. And he was in the bed above me.

That's not okay. No. Like, I know you're in a shared situation, but you're in a shared situation. But I woke up too late. Like it was already... Things were already happening. Were they being quiet? Did they think

that maybe they were going to get away with it? No. If they thought they were being quiet, I can assure you they were not. At one point I heard, it still haunts me to this day, I heard him say to her, oh, you're naughty. No. When it's in the bunk above you, you would have felt like you were part of it. You were so close, you would have felt like you were an accessory.

We want to know, who did you hear this afternoon? On 0800-DARLS-ATM, Stephanie is here. Hi, Stephanie. Hi. Who was it? Who did you hear? So when I was a kid, I was obviously at home in my bed, minding my own business.

And imagine that your bed is sitting on the top of a washing machine on spin cycle. Wait, wait, wait. This was at your house when you were a kid? Yeah. Oh. So my parents were next door. Yeah.

Enjoying themselves. No noises initially, but very aggressive, earthquake-like shaking of my bed. Wow. And then the music would start. Were you old enough to understand what the noises were, or is it on like a later life reflection

you've put the pieces together? This is like mid-high school, so it's already traumatic enough. Oh yeah, you know what's going on. Oh, for sure. know what's going on. Oh, for sure. Did you let them know that you could hear? Well, sometimes I would go knock on the door and go,

I can hear you. Would that be enough to stop them, or would they be like, they'd throw a pillow at the door and go, well, how do you think you got to be here? Sometimes they would stop, and then, you know, you'd give it half an hour and they'd be back at it. Yeah, look at that. Randy, parents. A healthy sex life.

Good for them. No one wants to know that their parents have a healthy... Dom is here. Hi, Dom. Hi. Who do you hear? Yeah, I was in a Backpackers in London in an eight-bed dorm and we were woken up in the wee hours Yeah, I was in a Backpackers in London in an eight-bed dorm,

and we were woken up in the wee hours by some rather loud moaning, and everybody else in the room had to leave because we just couldn't take it anymore. And we ended up sitting, sort of chatting on the stairs while we could hear all the noises coming through the door. Just like Maddy's experience, except there was eight people. It was an eight-person dorm. I always think in that situation, one of the people is a guest. Like, they've been brought back to the hostel.

Surely it's not their idea of a fun time either. There's nothing romantic. Both of them had, both of them had their own beds in the dorm. Oh. Oh, right. So it was a, um, right, okay. But if I met a guy in town and he

said, hey, come on back to my hostel. There's seven other guys in the hostel. He's like, hey, what are you like with a crowd? Amanda's here. Finally, this is a different take on it. Amanda, you were the one who got heard.

Oh, no. You're the noisy critter. Oh, well, I mean, we're looking 20 years ago, right? It was when we had lived in the UK, Terrace Towns, and me and my neighbor, we both had babies at the same time. So we both had baby monitors. And they didn't send an aggressive letter or a passive aggressive one. They came and knocked on the door the next day.

And so we thought they could hear us through the baby monitors. So the noise you were making was going into the baby's room, through the baby monitor, into their handheld speaker. Yes, it was absolutely mortifying. We started to turn them off every time we had sex. They don't tell you that in the manual, do they?

No, they did not. It was absolutely mortifying. That's fun for the whole family. I love this text. When my wife was younger Her and her friend were wagging school When their father came home So they had to hide in the wardrobe

And then the neighbour came over And decided to give him a lunchtime treat While they were hiding in the wardrobe Wow That's next level as well The part of the show where you tell us When you were born and we play you Clint's birthday banger. The part of the show where you tell us when you were born and we play you the number one song on your 16th birthday.

To kick us off today is Del. Hi, Del. Hi there. How are you going? Good, thank you. You've never been on the birthday banger before and today you're going to find out the number one song on your 16th birthday.

Tell us when you were born. 18th of the 2nd, 64. Nice. All right, Del. You were 16 on the 18th of February, 1980, and this was your number one song. Very cool. Pink Floyd, Another Brick in the Wall.

What do you think? Oh, I remember the video. Yeah. Are you a Floyd fan? Not particularly. You're more into ABBA. Oh, Del, we played ABBA last week too. That could have been your song.

Okay, wait there. Let's get Sophie on. Hi, Soph. Hi. What's your birthday? 16 on the 16th of January, 97. Nice. Oh, that's my mum's birthday.

Sophie, you were 16 on the 16th of January, 2013 and this was topping the charts. Huge. This is such a good song when it came out. Yeah, what a banger. Matt Clamore and Ryan Lewis, Thrift Shop. You ever got an amazing thrift shop find before, Sophie? Oh, again, I love an op shop find.

Yeah, right? Yeah, good. Okay, wait there. That's a good birthday banger. We'll do one for Rebecca. Hey, Rebecca. Hello. Hello, what's your birthday?

8th of January, 1990. All right, Rebecca, What's your birthday? 8th of January, 1990. All right, Rebecca. You were 16 on the 8th of January, 2006. And this is your birthday banger. Pussycat Dolls. Pussycat Dolls. Yes. I wasn't sure if this was the PCDs or Nicole Scherzinger solo.

You seem quite happy about that, Rebecca. Well, I was meant to see them live last year, but COVID, you know. Oh, were they coming for So Pop? Is that what they were coming for? Yes. Yeah. Did they get cancelled because of COVID? Yeah, rude-ass.

Bloody COVID. Okay, what song are you picking to win birthday banger, Rebecca, if you had the choice? Oh, it's really tough. They're all bangers in their own ways. I mean, I'd like my one to win, of course. Well, you can vote for your one and you should. If you back it, then you should.

Okay, I vote for my one. Okay, cool. Maddie, what do you think wins birthday banger today? I'm going to go Thrift Shop. I was going to go Thrift Shop too. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Okay, cool. Maddie, what do you think wins birthday banger today? I'm going to go thrift shop. I was going to go thrift shop too. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Okay, here we go.

Hey, Malcolm Ward. Can we go thrift shopping? Sophie, congratulations. You've just taken out birthday banger. Woo-hoo! So excited, her phone cut out. Brian Clint with Madi's It Im I'm gonna pop some Jags Only got $20 in my pocket I'm looking for a comer

This is the hustle Now, walk into the club Like, what up? I got a big I'm just pumped I bought some from a thrift shop Ice on the fringe It's so damn frosty

The people like Damn, that's a cold ass honky Rolling in hella deep Headed to the mezzanine Dressing all pink Set my gator shoes Those are grain drapes And a leopard mink

Girls standing next to me Probably should've washed this Smells like R. Kelly sheets Piss But sh** It was 99 cents Copping it Washing it

About to go and get some compliments Passing off on those moccasins Someone else has been walking in But me and grungy f***ing men I am stunting and blossoming Saving my money And I'm hella happy that's a bargain. I'ma take your grandpa's style.

I'ma take your grandpa's style. No, for real. Ask your grandpa, can I have his hand me down? The Lord jumpsuit and some house slippers. Dookie Brown leather jacket that I found. Dig it. Had a broken keyboard. I bought a broken keyboard.

I bought a ski blanket. Then I bought a kneeboard. Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mella. John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game. Hell no. I can take some pro wings. Make them cool. Sell those.

A sneaker head to be like. Ah, he got the Velcro. I'm going to pop some Jags. Only got $20 in my pocket. I'm hunting. Looking for a comer. This is being awesome. I'm going to pop some Jags.

Only got $20 in my pocket. I'm hunting. Looking for a Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm huntin', lookin' for a comer This is f***ing awesome What you know about rockin' the wolf on your noggin? What you knowin' about wearin' a fur foxkin? I'm diggin', I'm diggin', I'm searchin' right through that luggage One man's trash, that's another man's come up Thank your granddad for donatin' that plaid button-up shirt Cause right now I'm up in her stern tip

I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the dance I'm not stuck on searching in the section dance Your grandma, your auntie, your mama, your mammy I'll take those flannel zebra jammies secondhand and rock that The built-in onesie with the socks on them I hit the party and they stop in that They be like, oh, that Gucci, that's hella tight I'm like, yo, that's $50 for a t-shirt

Limited edition, let's do some simple edition $50 for a t- Gucci, that's hella tight. I'm like, yo, that's $50 for a t-shirt. Limited edition, let's do some simple edition. $50 for a t-shirt, that's just a mingling. I call that getting swindled and pimped. I call that getting tricked by business. That shirt's hella dope. And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella dope. Don't eat, gang. Come and take a look through my telescope.

Trying to get girls from a brand, man, you hella won't. Man, you hella won't. Man, you hella won't. Good will. Popping time. Yeah. I'm going to pop some Jags. Only got $20 in my pocket. I'm hunting, looking for a comer.

This is being my son. I'll wear your granddad's clothes. I look incredible. I'm in this big air coat from that thrift shop down the road. I'll wear your granddad's clothes. I look incredible. I'm in this big air coat from that thrift shop down the road. I'm gonna pop some Jags. Only got $20 in my pocket. ZM.

Brian Clint with Maddie. That's your winner of Birthday Banger. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Thrift Shop, good song. Good Birthday Banger. Have you seen the pictures whenever someone goes to his concerts? Because there's that line in there where he says $50 is a rip-off for a T-shirt. He says, I call that getting tricked by a business.

For a Macklemore shirt at a Macklemore concert, they start at $60. Oh, come on. He almost can't do it. The permanent price of the T-shirt almost needs to be $49.99. So he just sneaks underneath. Okay, I told you, Matty, that we've got a surprise for you today. And I just asked everybody to go and follow Matty on Instagram because the surprise relates to something on your Instagram.

Last night, Matty put a post up. Great post. This is the kind of stuff that I love. And it was a bit of a throwback wasn't it? Yeah Have a listen to this this is the video that went with the post Maddie put up last night So when I was a teenager my friend Carla from high school was

doing a photography course and she messaged me one day and said that she needed models and asked if I would be interested in taking part I said that I would. That was that. But oh my god she just found the photo shoot. Oh

my god. Did she what? I'm going to describe the photo for you if you're driving and you haven't been able to go and look at Maddie's Instagram yet. We're looking at an 18 year old 2004 Maddie wearing a black suit

with an open collared black shirt and a very sweepy, very long actually kind of greasy Very greasy. Haircut that sweeps across the fringe. It's like pre-emo this look isn't it? And look at the sultry look in my eyes as well.

Or the attempted sultry look in my eyes. That's what it is. The eyes, it's a come-to-bed stare being put on by a man that I don't think has ever taken anyone to bed at this age. Can I tell you, that is absolutely the face of a virgin who is trying to look like he knows what sexy is. He's sitting on a velvet blanket. He's against a stone wall and he is oozing something. I don't really know what it is.

I want to say sex appeal, but it's classic. And the fact that you haven't seen this photo for 16 years makes it even better. I've absolutely blocked the photo and the entire experience of the photo shoot out of my mind. So we've got a surprise for you. Great. Tomorrow at 12.30, we have booked a photo studio.

Oh my God. We have booked a photographer. No. We have organised an outfit. And tomorrow, 16 years later, you are going to recreate this iconic image. Oh, my God. Can you do it?

I'm mortified. If that face is being pulled by a virgin, imagine how smouldering the look that we're going to get tomorrow is going to be. Your goal is to create this photo as true to the original as possible. As picture perfect as I can get it to this. Yeah, yeah. That's your inspo. And yeah, then the photo will be released to the world tomorrow afternoon for your last day on the show.

Here's my question. Why did Teen Vogue never call me after this photo was shot? Why were you not Cleo Bachelor of the Year 2005? Maybe you'll be Bachelor of the Year 2021. Go and look at the photo. It's just gone up

on our Instagram story as well. It's kind of the perfect song to follow what we were just talking about, isn't it, Matty? It's new Bruno Mars and Anderson.Paak on ZM. It's called Leave the Door Open. It's hard to look at that photo. If you've seen the photo Matty's posted on his Instagram, an 18-year-old model, hot model, hot, real hot, black and white, sepia toned model.

Tomorrow, the big day, 16 years later we will recreate that image. I'm so excited. You know the real weird thing is you're now almost twice as old as you were in that photo. Isn't that crazy? I feel very old. Yeah, well tomorrow you won't. Ben, have we organised

makeup for this? For the shoot? Yeah, Matty's agent, he requested some. It's a prerequisite. Yeah, I'm hoping he's given you my rider. Yeah, I've got your rider. Not cheap, but doable. We'll do it. We'll release that photo as soon as it's ready,

with Matty's permission. This is a really weird thing that's happening at the moment a little bit where they're looking back on clips that have bizarrely predicted the future. This one's kind of predictable, but a lot of them happen with The Simpsons. Yeah, they do it a lot. And those are really scary. Yeah, like Donald Trump becoming the president.

Yes. I think they even predicted the iPod, The Simpsons. It's weird. A clip has surfaced of John Oliver, who is, he's the British guy who loves, no, he's, who is, he's the British guy who loves, no, he's not, yeah, he's the British guy. He's on the show with Stephen Colbert, who's the guy who loves New Zealand, right? Yes, Stephen Colbert has come here and Jacinda picked him up from the airport.

Yes, right. So John Oliver is the one who does Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. In 2018, John Oliver was on Stephen Colbert's talk show and they were talking about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry getting married. Have a listen to what John Oliver said in 2018. Your English, you must be really excited about the royal wedding. No.

Yeah. Look, he's a Brit, he's marrying an American girl. I would not blame her if she pulled out of this at the last minute. I don't think you need to have just seen the pilot episode of The Crown to get a basic sense of she might be marrying into a family that could cause her some emotional complications. I hope she likes it. It's going to be weird for her.

I would not marry into the royal family. Looking back on that after watching the Oprah documentary, he nailed it. Absolutely. Everything he said basically came true. And when you watch the Oprah doco, she didn't realise that when she was going through with the marriage because she said she didn't Google anything.

She didn't look into who the royal family was and the family that she was marrying into. I mean, look, whatever line you stand on with the whole Harry and Meghan thing, you have to admit not understanding or not Googling the family you're about to marry into when they are literally one of the most famous families in the world. It doesn't matter who you're marrying.

You should do a bit of background research. Yeah. Quick little Google stalk. Yeah, figure out the family you're joining. If you had the opportunity to marry into the royal family, knowing everything that we know now, if Harry was still available and he came to you and there was no Meghan Markle,

would you marry into that family? Not a chance. Really? Not a chance. But what about all the... Yeah, no, true. If we learnt nothing, good point. Maddy, do you feel like You know What you're attracted to

Like what you look for I think I've got a type You know you've got a type Yeah And you know what your type is Yeah This is what I think Is really interesting

Because I think we all Think that we know You're right But do we really know Are we being honest With ourselves Scientists at the University of Helsinki

Have developed a program That uses Artificial intelligence To digitally create a 3D image that you personally are most attracted to. And what do they base that on? So in the past, they've based it on questions. They've said eye color, skin color, height, age, weight, all of those normal things.

Yeah, you tick boxes. Yeah, but they're open to Yeah, but they're open to prejudice and they're open to, like, you might be a bit embarrassed to say what you're really attracted to. They've now got software and hardware that they can use to monitor brainwaves and it takes the decision-making process out of it altogether, much like a lie detector test,

and they will scan your brain and show you exactly what you're attracted to. Wow. So they show you pictures. Yeah, right. Lots of test pictures. And it lights up or your brain does different activity

if you're attracted to that particular person. Yes. And then from that, it creates a composite image that according to science, that's who you are really, really attracted to. Yeah. Which is fascinating and it

would be amazing to try it out but here are some of the watch outs some of the issues that i think what if your partner sees the the person the the creation of what you're truly attracted to and it looks nothing like yeah or what if your partner sees the recreation of what you're really attracted to and it looks more like their sister than it does them or their brother or their mum or their best friend or here's one that we haven't thought of as well if you're attracted to because you don't have any say over this no you can't control what you're attracted to totally it's it's inbuilt it's inside you and this machine is going to figure it out for you what if you're attracted to the same sex and the digital image that comes out of who you're truly attracted to it's just a 3d recreation of yourself what if the picture bears a stride like

maddie what if you did this test and it just spits out a picture of you hello handsome and i'm like oh am i looking in a mirror and the computer's like yes yes you're attracted to yourself congratulations so i'd love to do it but again just be careful what you wish for i think scary stuff Scary stuff.