ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th March 2024

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

Are you named after a place? Rupert Murdoch's birthday banger (it's relevant, we promise).  Why Kelly text Nelly from an excel spreadsheet.  What did your parents force you to take when you moved out?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Brie and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show this Monday morning. What is, what is, Monday afternoon. Oh yeah, whatever. It's a Monday. What are you eating? Uh, salted caramel slice, sorry, would you like a bit?

There's a little nubbin left. Um, I'll take your nubbin left. I'll take your nubbin. Yeah. Take a little nubbin. I won't eat it now, that's rude. All I've got to offer is a nubbin. I'll take a nubbin. I'm not too proud to take a nubbin.

I'm happy when any lady is willing to take my nubbin. Yeah. I'm in for the nubbins. In for a nubbin, in for a pound. Why not? Can I ask a real question? When are we allowed to talk about what happens in the TV show one day? One day we will be.

One day. When you were away, when you had the COVID, I got accused by comedian Tony Lyle of ruining that show for him with a single emoji on my Instagram story. A single emoji, which I won't say what it was, but we had him on to talk about that. He called me out on his podcast. And then now I've just seen our friend Matty McLean

post an Instagram story of him this morning reacting. I'm not even going to say how he reacted. That's how scared I am now of ruining it for people. Crying his eyes out. Today. It's fine. Today. Why have you not watched it already?

And when is the cutoff point for a show like that where if you haven't seen it, too bad, we need to talk about it? When is the cutoff point? Because I feel like if it's in the top ten, like on Netflix, and you take too many weeks to watch it, that's on you, that's not on us. Yeah, I reckon you've got in... I reckon now. Surely.

Surely it's like three weeks. Maybe one more week is the cutoff. Let's do a little snap poll. 9696 just texts us, yes or no, are we allowed to talk about what happens at the end of one day? Also text us, are you currently... Like, have you just started it? Yeah, good question.

You know, have you just started watching it? Well, you haven't started yet, but you plan on watching it. Someone said, not yet. I've got four kids, busy house. All to myself. I'm on Ep6. Okay, yeah, you're doing alright. Don't want to ruin it for you. It is a fantastic TV show. Let's get cracking.

We're going to give away $27,000 today. I can feel it in my bones. I can feel it in my nubbin. I can feel something else in my nubbin. Has anyone taken our advice yet? Has anyone pulled it off yet? Not successfully. You need to say time, what we believe, at four and a half seconds.

4.5. 4.5 seconds, and we reckon it will give you the best time. Take into account you're on the phone, there's a little bit of lag, all that jazz. So we'll do that at 4 o'clock today. There's 27 grand up for grabs with ZM's 5 on time. First though, Tradiverse Lady scores a level, 18 all.

Who wants 50 bucks cash? Come and get it. 0800 DIALZM and we apologise. We will not ruin the show one day. There's a lot of upset people. Oh my God, so many texts. No, I'm on my first episode. Dramatic change of fortunes in the cricket if you're watching, by the way.

Two quick wickets. What? You don't want to jinx it? I don't want to jinx anything. Well, don't say anything then. Don't jinx it. We are definitely not a chance to still win the test match against Australia. Good. Is that good? Yeah, no, nailed it. Okay are definitely not a chance to still win the test match against Australia.

Good. Is that good? Yeah, no, nailed it. Super believable too. It's Tradie versus Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Alright, it's all about the Tradies and the Ladies right now though.

We are all tied up again in the series. 18 all. Yeah, love it. Love a close game. Let's go first to our lady in the capital. She's 37 years old and she plays this game with her son every day. Now she's going to do it live on the radio. Welcome to the show, Sharon.

Hi, Sharon. Hi. Is your son there with you now? He is. What's your son's name? Lincoln. Oh, g'day Lincoln. Hi. Oh, nice.

Okay, double team. You guys are going up against... And we can mention Lincoln can help you, Sharon, if he wants to. That's good to go. You're taking on our training today from Bell Clutha. He's 24 and he drinks 10 to 12 litres of water every day. They call him the hydrated king. Welcome to the

show, Regan. G'day, Regan. G'day, how are you? Mate, that's ridiculous. How big is your water bottle? Run the old super pump bottle during the day at work and then got the old Yeti for after work. How many times are you peeing a day? Yeah, a few stops for that one. And what's the benefits of 10 to 12 litres of water a day?

Oh, perfect teeth, I reckon. Perfect teeth. You would, I reckon, maybe potentially get a record for the longest stream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should try and fill one of those Yeti bottles one time. Anyway, your thing on Sharon. Regan, your buzzer is tradie. Lady is your buzzer, Sharon

First of three dancers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC Good luck Question number one, guys Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song Yes, Regan. Yes, Justin there, Regan. Coldplay. Coldplay.

Not a bad guess. Are you going to give it? On a technical... Yeah, I think we have to. Yeah. Yeah, okay. It's Chris Martin from Coldplay on a Kanye song. So, yeah.

All right. We'll take it. One point to the tradies. Question number two. Pink just wrapped up her New Zealand shows on Saturday night. Name one Pink song. Lady. Yes, Sharon.

Oh, it's getting... No. You've got it. Get the Party Started? Yeah. We'll take that. Get the Party Started. All right.

We are one apiece. Question number three. What colour was Pocahontas' hair in the Disney films? Lady. Regan. Black. It was indeed jet black. Nice work, Regan.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Billie Eilish just performed at the Oscars with her brother. What is her brother's name? Tradie. Yes, Reg brother's name? Brady. Yes, Regan, for the win. Phineas. It is Phineas Eilish.

I don't know why, but I didn't expect you to get that one, Regan. Congratulations. You've got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Beauty. Nice work. Hey, and thanks Sharon and Lincoln. We appreciate you guys playing. Thanks, guys. Call back again and play again. We'd love to have you on.

What do you think of names where people are named after places? I am. Are you? Yep. I'm named after the town Clinton in the South Island. Oh. My parents went there on their Clinton in the South Island. Oh. My parents went there on their honeymoon. That's right.

Yeah, we've talked about this, of course. You think I'm setting up for a joke here, but I'm not. They went on a camper van tour of the South Island for their honeymoon. And one of the places they drove through was Clinton, just in the lower South Island. And they said, oh, if we have a son, we should name him that. And then, ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom. Lucky they didn't name you after Clint.

Clint? Yeah, no one can ever find that place. The Clint? Yeah, the Clint. No one ever can find where it is. I still don't know where it is. I've done the timeline, by the way, just to check if I was conceived in a camper van in Clinton.

Have you? No, it doesn't match up. It's about two years too early. Yeah, two years. Are you sure? Well, if the data I've been provided by my parents is correct, then... I mean, it was a long time ago. Their memory might be a bit hazy. Yeah, true. Shall I interrogate them next time I see them? Yeah, I think

so. Where was I conceived? Get down to the bottom of it, you know. Was I conceived in a caravan? Put mum under one of those spotlights. Didn't you have that caravan in the backyard of your childhood home? Yeah. You could have been conceived in that caravan. Could have. And didn't you have people stay over there sometimes? To be honest, I could have conceived in that caravan too.

Who knows? I mean, isn't that the family heirloom? Yeah, it's the circle of life. There's a post that's going viral where there's a woman talking about her sister who has posted on Facebook and it was an ultrasound of her sister and her husband's baby. So they've done a post and they've been like, here's our ultrasound of our baby.

And they essentially on that post named the baby they've already given it a name before it's born before it was born yeah um i find so weird yeah i feel like david's gonna be here in three months yeah strange yeah i feel like you have to meet the baby first like have names in mind and then but i mean each their own. But it wasn't the fact that they'd named it before it was born. It was the name that they'd given the baby. And it's after a place. Okay. Which I've never been to this place but apparently it's a place in Georgia and I think it's pronounced

Tbilisi. Tbilisi is the name. And they've called the baby Tbilisi. Okay. And the sister's up in arms and said... You can't. It's in the state of Georgia. Like they've named it Tbilisi

because that's where she met her husband and that's the connection. But the sister's saying, why wouldn't you just name the baby Georgia? Yeah, true. If you met your husband in Tbilisi, which is in Georgia, why wouldn't you just name it Georgia? It's Georgia the country, by the way, not Georgia the state.

I knew that. Yeah. No, because I've just Googled Tbilisi because I'd heard of it before. Never heard of it. It's in the country of Georgia. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like if I, you know, if I met my partner. Yeah, yeah, just call it Georgia.'s in the country of Georgia. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like if I, you know, if I met my... Yeah, yeah, just call it Georgia. I know what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I met

my partner in Palmerston North, that poor baby. Yeah. Just call the baby Manawatu. Yeah, exactly. Manawatu. Way prettier than Palmerston North. Too many syllables. There was a famous case in New Zealand a few years ago where a couple were denied by the court the

opportunity to name the baby after where it was conceived because they wanted to name the baby bus shelter. Oh, no. No. Imagine if everyone had to name their babies after that because this has obviously been named after where she met her husband. You have to name it after the place that you met your partner. You'd be called Tractor Cabin.

What? Because your dad's an apple farmer and he was always working. Oh yeah. I would be Tractor Cabin. So mum went out for a ride on the tractor one day and... Tractor Cabin. The rest is history. Doesn't really roll off the tongue, eh? I can imagine some people would be called Insta

DMs. No, they're not getting conceived in the Insta DMs. I'm saying where you met the person. Oh, yeah, right. Because that's what she did. Yeah, right. Okay. Like, you know, some bumble.

Little baby hinge. Little baby bumble. Let's ask people this afternoon if they're named after a place and why. Why did you get named after that place? I think Brooklyn Beckham got named that because he was conceived in Brooklyn. No way. I think that's the truth. Have you seen the movie Four Holidays with Vince Vaughn?

No. And Reese Witherspoon? And in that movie, there's three brothers, and they're all named after the place that they were conceived. Oh, yeah. So I think there's Orlando, Dallas, and I can't remember the other one. But they're all named after, yeah. Exactly right.

Were you named after a place and why? Brian Clint. People like Kim and Kanye's kid Chicago. Chicago? Named after? The place Chicago. No, the musical. Oh.

Nah, named after Chicago. And all that jazz. I love that musical. Brooklyn Beckham was named after the burb of Brooklyn in New York City. That's where he was conceived. Yes. And then you've got people who are named India, people who are named Bronx. Yeah, that all counts.

Do you reckon people who are named Savannah are named after the desert? The Savannah Desert. Is that what it is? Is that what the Savannah is? Yeah, I think so. Oh, God, we sound so dumb. But there's also a place. There's also a place called Savannah.

Samantha's called up. Not Savannah? No, Samantha. Okay, Samantha. She has creatively named your child Samantha after a place. Is that right? Yes, my child. Okay, tell us what you've done, Samantha.

So I conceived him when we were living in Australia. Okay. And then I gave birth to him when we moved back to New Zealand. So I've named him Delanzia. Delanzia? Delanzia. Okay, I was thinking you were going to name him Tasman. Yeah.

No. Which would have been cool as well. Or Anzac. Or Anzac. Okay, why Del thinking you were going to name him Tasman. Yeah. No. Which would have been cool as well. Or Anzac. Or Anzac. Okay, why Delanzia Ocean? Because it's the word Zealand. I just mixed up the letters. Okay.

Ah, I see what you've done, right. And then Ocean because you flew across an ocean. Ocean was in the middle of Australia and New Zealand. Oh, there you go. Yeah, gotcha. How old's Delanzia now? She was and New Zealand. Oh, there you go. Yeah, gotcha. How old's Delanzia now? She was nine. Nine.

Oh. Have you ever met another Delanzia? No, but he has a cousin named Zealand. Really? He's got a cousin named Zealand. Do they get along, Samantha? No, they haven't actually met. Oh.

But when the cousin said, oh, yeah, my son's name's Zealand, and we're like, hang on. Yeah, they almost stole your baby's name. All right, Samantha, thank you. We appreciate it. Someone in Texas, my daughter's name is Texas. Beautiful. What a cool name.

I quite like that name, Texas. Someone else said, my daughter's middle name is Milan. Yeah. Someone else said, my daughter's middle name is Milan. Yeah. Someone else said my daughter's middle name is Geneva because that's where she was born in Switzerland. My fiance's name is Shakita. She's named after a restaurant. Shakita? Shakita. What kind of restaurant? Shakita. That's fun. Spelled Chiquita. Shakita. That said Shakita. Shakita. Okay.

Shakita, Shakita. I quite up there. That said Shakita. Shakita. Okay. Shakita, Shakita. I quite like that. I like the idea of naming your kid after the place they were conceived. Yeah. I mean, if I named my- It should at least have to be their middle name. Yeah. Imagine, like, you could name your kid Nando's.

Yep. KFC bathroom. KFC. Mm-hmm. Grumpy mole toilet. Why all yours toilets? I don't know. Or a bus stop.

Yeah, it says a lot about me. Someone said my son's name is Coast. They must have been listening to Tony, Sam and Jace while the baby was being conceived. I mean, nothing gets me in the mood like Tony, Sam and Jace. It's a very sexually charged show. Bree and Clint. A guy named Rupert Murdoch is in the news today,

and if you don't know who that is, he essentially is a billionaire, very, very rich man, but he was the co-chairman, I believe, of Fox. He started Fox and Fox News. And also News Corp. Yeah. So pretty much owns a bunch of different media around the world. Very powerful and wealthy man.

Aussie bloke. Aussie guy. A few shows like you were saying. Succession. Succession is based off his life. And his family. And his family. They'll never admit that, but it is.

But it is. And then another movie, Bombshell. And it's got Charlize Theron and Margot Robbie. It came out a few years ago. He appears in that movie as well. But he's in the news today because of, I don't know how many times this guy's been engaged. But I believe if he goes through with this engagement, it'll be his fifth marriage. But it gets even saucier than that because he was engaged last year

to a different woman, right? He was engaged last year to a different woman, and then a few months later they'd broken up. There's no news in the media as to why they broke up. But anyway, a year later he's now engaged again to a different woman Later, they'd broken up. There's no news in the media as to why they broke up. But anyway, a year later, he's now engaged again to a different woman. He's also 93. He's also just about to have his 93rd birthday.

Yeah. So, he loves to get married, apparently. The priest is going to be like, do you take this person forever and ever to have it to hold till death do you part? And he's like, well, yeah. They're like, Rupert, that's what you said about the last four. Now here we are again on your 93rd birthday. Can I take maybe?

Actually, we should just check Claudia. Do we have to watch what we say? Does he own this radio station? Does Rupert Murdoch own this radio station? He might. I don't think so. Don't think so? Okay, sweet.

He owns some in Australia. I know that. Yeah, he does. We've only said the facts so far. I mean, it's only the facts. He got engaged to Elena Zukova. She's 67. Just a reminder, he's 93.

She's 67 and she's a retired biologist. Oh, yeah, okay. His net worth has just hit $9 billion, this guy. Oh, and she's 67, so she'll be getting superannuation. Do you reckon the prenup looks like in that marriage if they do get married? Because apparently his fourth wife, he was married to former model, a woman named Geri Hall. They married back in 2016, right?

So 2016. Their divorce was finalised in August of 2022. They won't be getting half of the $9 billion. I don't believe so, no. But you'd have some bargaining power in the prenup. You'd go, no, I won't take your fortune. But if you do break out of me. I'd get something.

I want $50 million. You've got enough. You've got $9 billion. I've read the newspapers that you own. Can we just talk? Yeah. Don't get your news from there. Yeah.

I've just done the age gap math. Oh, yeah. What is the age gap? Because he's 93, she's 67. Yes. There's a 26-year age gap. Okay. So do we actually think that's that big a deal when you're 93?

I don't think it is. Like, if he was dating someone in their 40s. Not for him, but for her. Like, being 67, which is young, and dating, no offence if anyone is listening, if you are in your 90s. Yeah. But very different. I heard 90s the new 80, though.

Is it? Yeah. Well, for some people, maybe. Be all wrinkly. Anyway, I thought we could ask because, I mean, not in this case because I feel like, you know, it's Rupert Murdoch, but there would be some very cute stories about people getting engaged later on in life.

Yeah, probably your grandparents. But there would also be some scandalous stories from your family where someone in your family has gotten engaged much later in life. You know what I'd also be, if we're talking about the older bracket, I'd also be like to hear if your grandparents broke up way later in life because of something like a cheating scandal. Yeah. Like, did your grandparents break up in their 80s because dad was playing away?

They'd been together, married for 50 years all of a sudden. So can we do both? Can we do who got engaged or divorced later in life? Yeah. Yeah. And how late? Oh, 800-DIALS-IT-M. Or you can text us on 9696.

It can be someone you know. It doesn't have to be in your family. But we'll take your stories next. It could be you. Bree and Clint. We're just waiting on Bree. She's just jogging back. Oh, she's getting water.

Okay, here she comes. Yeah, no, no. I was getting directions for the new carie. She's just jogging back. Oh, she's getting water. Okay, here she comes. Yeah, no, no. I was getting directions for the new car park. She's getting directions to our new car park. All right, we're good to go. We're talking about people who got engaged later in life or conversely people who got divorced later in life. We were telling the story of Rupert Murdoch

who at 93 is engaged again and if he gets married to this one, it will be his fifth marriage. A bit like Elizabeth Taylor. Someone just texted asking what Rupert Murdoch's birthday banger would be. All right, here we go. So we've worked it out.

Rupert Murdoch was born on the 11th of March, 1931. So he was 16 in 1947. Here's his birthday banger. Are you joking? No, this is real. This is Heartaches by Ted Weems. And it was number one on Rupert Murdoch's 16th birthday.

1947. What a birthday banger it was. I love that. We want to know who got engaged or divorced later in life. And our first caller wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. Who are we talking about here, Anonymous? This is my mom's mom, so my grandmother. So your grandma. Yeah. And did she get engaged or divorced later in life? She married my step-grandfather in the late 70s after my biological grandfather passed away. Okay. And in around 2008, 2009, my dad called me to tell me that Grandpa Frank cheated on Grandma with the first lady, the same lady that broke up his first marriage.

And they were no longer married. So they were married for about 30 odd years. Yeah. And he did the dirty. Yeah. Grandma's going to be 93 this Yeah. And he did the dirty. And grandma's going to be, yeah, grandma's going to be 93 this year. And he's, he's gone now. But yeah, grandma's living her best single life now.

Wow. And has she ever, has she ever moved on with someone else? No, no, she didn't. After my grandpa, after my grandpa passed away and she married Frank. She had three single moms, three kids in the late 70s. So she married Frank. How old is she now, three kids in the late 70s. So she married Frank. How old is she now? How old is she now?

93. Rupert Murdoch's 93. There's still time. There is still time. But she does find it difficult because she lives in the park. And she said, every time we get together, we only get together when everybody dies. Oh, no. But she's living life as best she can back in Canada.

Totally. We call her every year. Good on her. Good on her. She sounds like a nice woman. Someone said, My grandparents split because my grandfather was sleeping with my grandmother's friend.

They were heading towards their early 90s. He's passed away. She tried to take all his money that was owed to his kids, even in his will, even though she was left a good amount. She was in the will. Oh, my God. She was still in the will? And she cheated on him?

No, no. Granddad was cheating. Oh, granddad was cheating. I think the woman that granddad was cheating with was in the will. No. No. Yes. The friend. Scandal.

Kimberley's here. Hi, Kimberley. Hi, Kimberley. Hello. Hello. This is getting juicy. Did you know someone who got engaged or divorced later in life? Both.

So it was my granddad. He met this woman that was supposedly very lovely, fell in love. They got married, I think in the mid-70s. They were in their mid-70s. And then it all went to CRAP, unfortunately. And what happened is this woman had moved her fully grown adult daughter and her husband into my granddad's house with them. And then they started like bullying my granddad and trying to get money and stuff like that. Yeah. And in the end, we actually had to all go to the lawyers and stuff like that. And granddad actually had to sell the house to his kids.

Oh yeah. So that you guys could take control of it. So we could take control of it so she wasn't able to take anything off them. Oh smart. Smart ending, good ending. But very stressful. Lots of people are terrible hey.

I just don't understand how you could do that. That's terrible. And honestly, my granddad was like the loveliest man on earth. So I don't know how you can do that to people like that. That's who people take advantage of, isn't it? The nice people. Yeah. Kimberly, did you say you bought your granddad's house for a dollar?

No, well, I didn't. My mum and her siblings did. Yeah, right. God, that wouldn't have helped the RV on that property, would it? The neighbours would have been devastated. You just sucked the value out of our house. You really brought down the median house price in this suburb, haven't you? I assume this was a while ago.

I know house prices have gone up since then, but a dollar? It was a little while ago, probably in the late 90s, early 2000s, this happened. That's when you wanted to get into the property market. Imagine going onto one roof and being like, okay, the last time someone bought this house was in 1996. It's a dollar! Well, man, you've got a good laugh, Kimberly. That was such a good laugh.

Thanks for calling us. We appreciate it. Thanks, Kim. Have a good laugh, Kimberly. That was such a good laugh. Thanks for calling us. We appreciate it. Thanks, Kim. Have a good day, guys. Bye. Bree and Clint. Today was Oscars Day. It's been on for the last four hours and it's all done now.

Is it the pinnacle of awards for actors? Yes. That is the one you want to win. Like if you could pick any, it'd be to win an Oscar. I believe so. It is A. It's the Grammy of acting. The creme de la creme.

Yeah. It's the one Leonardo didn't win until like a couple of years ago. Yeah. Yeah. It's above a Golden Globe, it's above a Brit, and it's above a SAG. Hope so. Everything's above a SA, and it's above a SAG. I hope so. Everything's above a SAG.

Everything's above a SAG. Every year they do a story about what's in the goodie bags that they get, and they are wild, the stuff that goes into them. It's only the really big stars that get these, like your Bradley Coopers, your Cillian Murphys, your Emma Stones. What about like Best Cinematography? No. Do they not get them?

No. These go to the A-listers because a lot of the stuff in there is like experiences and the businesses that provide them want the prestige of these famous people to go and stay in their resorts. Gotcha. And then they get them to sign the wall of fame in the restaurant, get a Polaroid with the chef, you know, all of those things. Best chicken Palmer I've ever had.

Yeah. Signed, Bradley Cooper. Love it. BuzzFeed is reporting that this is what's in the goodie bags this year, which are valued at, in New Zealand dollars, $290,000. Just for the goodie bag. That's crazy. Yep.

So what do you get? You get a three-night trip to Chalet Zermatt, which is a ski chalet in the Swiss mountains. Of course it is. With $80,000. God, the rich get richer, don't they? These people can afford all this stuff. If anyone can afford a trip to Chalet Zermatt Peak.

It's Bradley Cooper. It's Bradley Cooper. He was in The Hangover. And The Hangover 2. And The Hangover 3. Oh, they Hangover 2 and The Hangover 3. Oh, they made some money on The Hangover 3. What else is included? So that's an $80,000 ski trip.

You also get a trip to the Golden Door Spa in San Marco, California, where it's about three grand a night at this spa. You get a week in a luxury villa in the Caribbean Islands. I've been on the website of this place. It's in St. Bart's. A very fancy place. Yes, you get a whole house with a pool and a chef and all of this stuff. A week there is worth $129,000.

What? And you get a week there for you and your friends or your family. Do you reckon you can find that on Airbnb? Probably not. Yeah, I don't know. Do you reckon if you're Ryan Gosling, and obviously he's feeling pretty guilty about his nomination when Margot and Greta both missed out.

What, he gives it to them? Do you reckon? Do you reckon that's the right thing to do? No, it's not. They can afford it themselves. It's Margot Robbie. Yeah, but he got everything. Who do you reckon to be richer, Ryan Gosling or Margot Robbie?

I reckon Ryan Gosling, just by time in the industry. Yeah, probably. And the gender pay gap. Oh, yeah, of course. You keep going. I'm just going to look it up. It says here on this website Ryan Gosling's worth $70 million. Oh, yeah?

And how much do you reckon Margot Robbie's worth? I'm going to say Margot Robbie's worth $70 million. Oh, yeah. And how much do you reckon Margot Robbie's worth? I'm going to say Margot Robbie's worth $30 million. God, that gender pay gap, I tell you. Yeah. Oh, no, this, oh, it's hard. You know, some articles say one thing, some say another. Margot Robbie's estimated net worth is around $60 million. Oh, yeah.

That's what it says here. Not bad. They also get a bunch of skincare and cosmetics and knickknacks and blah, blah, blah. But one thing that I thought our producer, Claudia, would be particularly interested in that goes into the celebrity goodie bags at the Oscars. I can't wait. They all get a 50th anniversary Oscars Rubik's Cube. Oh, my God. Is it pre-solved?

Yeah. How is that Rubik's Cube going? For everyone listening, Claudia was set the task at the start of the year to complete a Rubik's Cube without any help or Googling. To get out of metaphorical jail. Yeah. The challenge was you can go to jail for exactly one year. Take the sentence and you get out.

This is hypothetical. Hypothetical, yeah. Hypothetical. Go to jail for exactly one year. Yes, and you know the date. You know you're going to get out after 12 months. Or go to jail for as long as it takes you to solve a Rubik's Cube. I said, how hard can it be?

I'd take the Rubik's Cube. We're three months in. How's the Rubik's Cube going? I have solved two layers. So the top is fully white, and then I have the first layer fully coloured and the second layer fully coloured. The third one is still jumbled and I did that about a month ago and I don't want to touch it anymore.

You're having a break, eh? Yeah. I don't want to because I have to break it before I fix it but I'm too scared to break it. You're just enjoying the prison food for a bit. Yeah. I'm just hanging out with my guys. We're out in the yard having a good time. But I've heard on the horizon that the jail's getting crowded and you're going to have

to bunk in with like six more people soon. I'll go get my cube. You're going to go to the Chappelle Corby Mega Suite. I was thinking what wasn't in those goodie bags. I thought I thought that Apple would have put some of those fancy goggle things in there.

Yeah, the Vision Pros. That would be a cool thing to have in there. Mixed lollies. Mixed lollies would have been a good goggle things in there. Yeah, the Vision Pros. The Vision Pros. That would be a cool thing to have in there. Mixed lollies. Mixed lollies would have been a good one to put in there. That's what I always wanted in my party bag. Maybe some Wonka-licious to keep you going through the ceremony. Do you remember party bags? Yes.

They were the best. These are meant to be like money can't buy things, some errors to a merch. Would have been good. Would have been great. In the bag. And if you're thinking money can't buy, some of those 5% vapes that you can't get at the servo anymore.

Hard to come by now. If you had those in the goodie bag. God, they'd be living for it. Move the needle. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Guess the Noise. Very simple game where producer Claude runs it and plays us noises and we guess them.

Nice. Nice. Simple. To the point. Georgia's going to play. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi, guys. You're going to be on Team Clint this afternoon.

You and I are going to work together to win you some KFC. Sounds good. And Warren, you're going to be on my team. Hey, Brie, first time caller, long time listener. Wait a second there, Warren. You know what we have to do. First time caller. First time caller.

First time caller. We've got to celebrate you, Warren. We appreciate you finally calling in. Oh, thank you. Sweet ass. Welcome aboard. Claude, what's the deal? Hello.

Hello. This is very aggressive noise, isn't it? This is Guess the Noise. It's what's written on the packet, really. I'm going to play a noise. You have to guess what it is. The theme for today, these are all notification sounds from apps that are on your phone. Oh.

Ooh. Yeah. I agree, Warren. Me too. I don't know how good I'll be at this. My phone lives on mute. Mine does too. Me too.

That's where the challenge lies, I think. I haven't heard a notification outside of my alarm for about seven years. I haven't taken my phone off do not disturb in ten years. But we can see how we go. Brie and Clint, you guys will go first. Just need to buzz in with your names and tell me where you think the sound comes from. The first team to three points will take home the win. Everyone ready? Ready. Here's your to three points will take home the win. Everyone ready?

Ready. Here's your first noise. Bree. That's a text message. Yeah, it is. Was she specific enough? Yeah, I'm going to take it. The texting part on your phone. I would argue that was an iMessage. It was an iMessage, but

it's in the same area. It isn't? When I text, but it's in the same area. It isn't? Oh, does a text message sound different? Well, when I text, it doesn't make that noise. I'm giving her the point. Right, I see what you're saying. Technicality. Yeah, sure.

All right, we're one on the board, Warren. All right, that's great. Okay, Georgia and Warren, this one's for you guys. Georgia? Georgia. Georgia? Georgia. Is it maybe Instagram? No, it's not Instagram. Oh, I know what it is.

Is it X formally known as Twitter? No, it's not. That's good guess, though. Good guess, Warren. Glenn, do you want to throw a guess out? Is that B-Real? No, it's not. B-Real sounds similar to that, though. Clint, do you want to throw a guess out? Is that B-Real? No, it's not. B-Real sounds similar to that, though.

Georgia. Maybe WhatsApp. No, it's not. Think more in the dating realm. Oh. Oh. Okay, no. Clint.

Is that a thing? Warren. Yes, it's Tinder. Yes, Warren. Are you on Tinder? No, I have no idea. I've been married 18 years. Say it again, but a bit more convincing, Warren. Are you on Tinder? No, I have no idea. I've been married 18 years. Say it again, but a bit more convincing, Warren.

It was a complete guess, wasn't it, Warren? I thought Tinder was firewood. Okay, two points to Team Bree and Warren. Two for Team Bree. So Clint, you need this one to keep you guys in the game. Here's another noise for Bree and Clint. Clint. Clint. That's, you need this one to keep you guys in the game. Here's another noise for Bree and Clint. Clint. Clint.

That's when you receive a Facebook notification. It's not. You're in the right owner of the app. Is it Messenger? It's Messenger. That's what I said.

You said a Facebook notification. It's a different app in time. I'll just give it to him so we can keep playing. Yeah, you're right. Sorry. I meant to say Messenger, by the way. What I was thinking of.

You're very confident. Yeah, I get what you say. Okay, thanks for the charity point. All right, Georgia Warren. Okay, back to you guys. Okay. Oh, Georgia. Georgia.

Yeah, it's an iPhone alarm sound. Oh, God, I hate that one. I saw someone's TikTok the other day where they said that every time the iPhone brings out an update, or any phone, to be honest, they're desperately hoping that they're putting in some new alarm sounds. They're just giving you chills, don't they? Everyone's been waking up to the exact same alarm noise

for about 15 years now. Yeah, change them over. I use the bird alarm. What's the bird alarm? It's just bird sound. My friend used it and I was like, that's weird. And now I use it every day. Buzzy.

Yeah, this is the tiebreaker. We're at tiebreak. Warren and Georgia, you're both in for this round too, okay? Okay. Yeah, anyone can buzz in. I feel like I've chosen the wrong demographic for this noise, but we'll give it a go anyway. Here you go, everyone.

Here's your last noise. Clint. Clint. Be real. No. Anyone else want to buzz in? Bree. Bree.

Friends. No. Georgia. Outlook. No. Oh, good guess. We're back in the dating world if that helps. Bree. Bree. Hinge. No. Oh, good guess. We're back in the dating world, if that helps.

Brie? Brie? Hinge? No. Bumble? No. Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Clint.

Clint. I just used the clue. Is that Grindr? Yes, it's Grindr. Is it? Yeah, because Claudia said she's got the wrong demographic. Yeah, the wrong demographic and it's a dating app. Yeah, true.

You don't know. Warren could be out there grinding. True. He's been married for 18 years. Did you not hear him? He could be married to a man. Oh, he's been married. Why would he be?

They could be a married couple who grinds. Hey, Warren, I think we just snaked it. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, Warren. Oh, no, Warren's on Team Bree. No, you're on my team. Hey, you know what, guys? We'll find you both KFC.

Yeah, we're all winners in this game. Yeah. All right. What a bloody disaster. Play the alarm again. Bree and Clint. You will know this feeling if you have lived out of home for... I reckon you've got a grace period of about...

10 years before it all starts to arrive at your house. Maybe sooner. Depends how fast your parents want to... You've been gone from your parents' place longer than 10, though. I have, and it's not the first time that this has happened. My parents have been downsizing for a number of years. Yes. They have no kids left living at home.

Smart thing to do. So they start downsizing, and slowly but surely, and look, I get it. They go, this is your shit, not our shit. We don't want to deal with this. Take it back. And as soon as you get your own house. Take all your nudie mags that we found under your bed.

We don't want to see them. We don't even want to touch them. Take your Ralph magazines. Take your Sabari posters. Your Maxim magazines. Take everything that you had. Stop using our house as a storage facility. It definitely happens as soon as you own your own house.

And on a rare occasion, it can happen when you're flatting too. I had a cat that I was storing at my parents' house for a bit. A cat? Yeah, well, yeah, we were moving flats a bit too much and the cat was having a bit of a rough time. So what, the parents, you palm the cat off to the parents? God, you poor parents.

Yes, okay. My brother's done that to my parents too. Well, they had a nice big section and I thought, oh, it'd be like sending the cat to a farm. But they actually already had a cat and it was a nightmare. Anyway, anyway, anyway, that's beside the point. My parents were up on the weekend and the downsize continues and they bought me a box of, well, my birthday present was in there first of all

and then there was an album, like a scrapbook that mum had done. And then at the bottom of the box was the big, I don't know if you got one of these when you turned 21, the big wooden key that you get given for your 21st birthday. We all got the wooden key. You got the wooden key? And everyone wrote something in it that your 21st. Yes, yeah.

Nobody is ever going to hang that key in their house. What do you do with that? And do you reckon it's still a thing? Like, do 21st birthday parties still get a big wooden key these days? I reckon it's probably even more 18th. Do you reckon? Yeah, maybe. No, everyone gets a yard glass now.

Yard glass in the key. Anyway, as mum gave it to me, she goes, yeah, I've just thrown mine out. And I was like, I didn't want to say it at the time. I was like, well, that's what I'm going to do with my one too. But I get it. She didn't want to throw it out. She wants to give me the opportunity. So you can throw it out.

To throw it out. Yeah. It has the most horrific picture of me as a 21-year-old in the key. You don't need it. I did threaten my wife that I would hang it somewhere in the house. I was like, oh, babe, memories. That can go in your room. This can go above the fireplace.

It'd be a great place to put this. You wouldn't have to deal with this by virtue of the fact that you live in a different country to your parents. So there's a big body of water preventing them from bringing you your stuff. Called the Tasman. Yeah. But the minute you live back in Australia, I reckon your parents are showing up with a box of your sports trophies. I reckon my parents have just thrown all those out.

Do you reckon? I think so. Actually, no, that's not true. If my mum and dad are listening, especially my mum, I get this from her. She's a hoarder. I'm a hoarder. Whenever I go back, they've kept everything.

They're building more sheds just to put more crap in. Like I go up there and my mum's like, remember all the report cards you've had? They're in that box. And then like, remember that toy that you really loved when you were eight? It's in that box. Yeah. And then like, remember that toy that you really loved when you were eight? It's in that box. My parents bought me a delivery last year, a box of stuff.

And in there was just all the paintings that I did when I was at kindy. And I was like, I definitely don't want these. But I thought you would want them. What are they going to do with them? They're the ones who kept them for 30 years. They don't mean anything to me. Look, I don't want to put you down, but were you like a- Gifted?

Were you gifted? No. Were you like a Leonardo- No. Leonardo da Vinci? Yeah, nice. I don't think he was a painter. There was a risk of you saying DiCaprio there,

but you managed to pull out of the last one. No, I knew it wasn't DiCaprio. But were they any good? No, they're garbage. So I threw them out. So you threw them out? Yeah. What else was in there? Report good? No, they were garbage. So I threw them out. So you threw them out? Yeah. What else was in there?

Report cards? Yeah, report cards. I should have brought them in. We could have read out what you got on your report card. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800 dials at M. What did your parents make you take of your own stuff? Or what did they show up to your house with that they'd been storing for all this time and then they offloaded it back onto you?

I also want to know, like, because they're obviously palming your stuff off back to you. Yeah. Why? What were they turning your childhood room into? What was the room becoming? Yeah. Was it becoming a sewing room? Was it a guest room?

Was it a Pilates room? Was it a red room? Yeah. We're talking about the phenomenon where once you have a home of your own, your parents just somehow magically show up at your house with all of your stuff that you never knew that you still had. And sometimes you didn't even store it. Sometimes it's stuff they've been keeping or saving of yours,

but they reach that point where they go, you know what, we want our space back so you have all of your shit. Fair enough too. Yeah, fair enough. Like fair enough as well, I say. Like when I think about it now that I'm older, like and I've just recently literally just moved into my first home, I wouldn't want my kids' crap everywhere either.

Yes, fair enough. But at the same time, what am I want to, what am I supposed to do with all of this stuff? Well, if you wanted to get your bond back, you should have cleared out everything when you moved out. Out of your parents' house?

Yeah. Someone texted me and said, what did your parents make you take? And they text everything. It's like I never existed in their house. I love this, Tiggs.

My husband went to a conference in January in Sydney and stayed with my parents briefly on the weekend. He came home with my wedding dress in his suitcase that my parents said perhaps we would like to have that in our house. We've been married for 24 years. You've been using mum and dad's house as a storage facility for your wedding dress for 24 years. That's not bad. That's good. Yeah, 24 years. You managed to keep it out of your house as a storage facility for your wedding dress for 24 years.

That's not bad. That's good. Yeah, 24 years? You managed to keep it out of your house for a quarter of a century. Imagine how much you would have had to pay to store that somewhere. Rob's here. G'day, Rob. Hi, Rob.

Hello. You are one of the parents who is showing up with our stuff and giving it back to us. Yes, and when our son left, as soon as he was basically out the door, the wife turned his bedroom into a sewing studio so she can keep her 10 sewing machines in it. Yes, she has, Rob, and she deserves it.

Yeah, we've still got his baby teeth to give to him. Rob, I'm going to go on a limb here and say he doesn't want them. I reckon those are for you or they're for the bin. Can I ask Rob, where does he sleep when he comes home for Christmas or comes to visit? Because his room's been turned into a sewing room. He doesn't stay.

Is that your wife in the background? Hello! Hi there! It's the Empty Nesters. How are you guys going? What's that? I said, how are you enjoying your empty nest? Oh, I love it. He lives in the same city, so he comes and visits.

But when he was gone, that was it. It was like, I'm having this room. It's mine. Fair enough. Fair enough, I say. That's very funny. Thank you, guys. We appreciate the call.

Someone texted and we're asking you, what did your parents make you take that was yours when you got your own place? Someone texted and said, I cut my dreads off and they were stored in my parents' garage in a bag. Mum returned them to me about seven years after I moved out of home. Did dreads go mouldy?

Good question. Like, what do you do? What do you do with dreads? Like, do you keep them forever? No, you bin them, don't you? But imagine. What do you do with dreads? Do you keep them forever? No, you bin them, don't you? But imagine. What do you do with your hair when you get it cut off? Yeah, but I've taken, like, what, a year to grow that hair.

What if someone's had dreads for 12 years? Yeah, well. You know, they're filled with powers. They're a body part. Maybe you should do a ceremonial burning for them. I don't know. It's pretty gross. Deanne is here.

Is it Deanne? Hello. Hello. What did your parents make you take when you moved out? When I was younger, I had a sticker collection and a rubber collection, and they gave them both back to me. I didn't want it, and I also didn't want to chuck it out, so I gave it back to my little sister to put back in the cupboard.

Wait, your little sister who still lives at your parents' house? Yeah. So you've managed to secretly store it back at your parents? You snuck it back in, Deanne. Yeah. Yep. You collected rubbers, Deanne? I did. All the snuggle rubbers. I had a

huge box full. I had a rubber collection too. Different kind of rubber collection though, Deanne. I knew you were going to say that. Thanks. It was quite easy for him to collect them because he never used them. I'm a teacher now, so I should take them back and use them at school. Yeah, you've got a good use for them.

Shorty, make use of it. Make use of it. Someone said, literally the weekend that I moved into my house that I'd bought, my mum turned up with all of my stuff that I definitely didn't want

in my new house. I wonder how much stuff she turned up with. It would be boxes and boxes. God. And it would feel so good for your mum and you would not see it coming.

And it would feel so bad for you. Sherry's here. Hi, Sherry. Hi, Sherry. Hi. Hi. Tell us. Hi, Sherry. Hi. Tell us, mate, what was the thing that your parents gave back to you? Well, it's not my parents, but my in-laws gave back a box to my husband.

And in the box was just a whole bunch of stuff that he'd collected over the years, including ex-girlfriend's letters from high school days. So, yeah, that was interesting when I pulled them out and started reading them to everyone and realised that there's quite a lot of private content. Yeah. It's probably not something you want to share with parents. Did you read them, Sherry?

Yeah, totally. Yeah. You would have enjoyed going through those, wouldn't you? Oh, absolutely. It was a blast. Have you ever met any of these girls that wrote these letters from your partner's past? Yeah, I have. Oh, that's even ju letters from your partner's past? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, they're even juicier. It's so weird, Sherry. Literally last week or the week before, because I've just moved house, my partner and I were packing up all this stuff and I was like, you know, going through all these bits and bobs and I was like, what the hell is this? And it was like a glass thing. It looked like, you know, like a glass you'd find on a beach and it had little messages in the bottle.

And I was like, what the hell is this? And my curiosity got the better of me and I was like, I need to open this and see what it is. And I've opened it and it was all these little notes from one of her ex-boyfriends. And I was like, what the hell? I was like, I feel like I've gone back in a time machine. And she's kept it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I asked her about it and she goes, what the hell is that? I was like, I feel like I've gone back in a time machine. And she's kept it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I asked her about it and she goes, what the hell is that?

I was like, you tell me. Who is he to you? Hey, thanks, Sherry. Yeah, right? To answer the dreads question, Brie, someone said, I had dreads. I cut them off 35 years ago. They're still in a bag in storage and no, they don't go mouldy. Oh, there you go.

Would you want your baby teeth? Have your mum bought your baby teeth over to your house? Oh, well, my mum doesn't have my baby teeth. They went off to the tooth fairy so she doesn't have them anymore. But, you know what? These are really good points. Yeah, and you know what? I don't think I'd want them and I'm glad the tooth fairy

has them because it's pretty gross. Yeah. Pretty yuck. You could put them on your Pandora bracelet. Could you imagine? It'd look nice. Bree and Clint, we're going to do your birthday banger next. If you want to know what it is, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Don't give it up. I'm telling you, telling you, telling you I.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint Clint All I want for my birthday Is a birthday banger Alright, birthday banger time for your Monday. This is where you can tell us your birthday and we do the math, the calculations and figure out what was the number one song when you had your sweet 16 and then we'll play our favourite one.

Let's start with Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi. How's your day been, Tessa? Oh, good. Well, I went to tank on Friday. I'm still recovering from a hangover because I'm feeling pretty old right now.

Wasn't it a great show, though? Oh, it was amazing, amazing. We went to Waiheke the next day, so it was a bit seedy two days later. Are you rocking a three-day hangover, Tessa? I feel like I am, and it makes me feel really old. Yeah, it's a solid weekend, solid weekend for you. I saw a high school friend of mine, Alicia, who was

at the Pink concert on Saturday. You went to high school with Pink? No, not that Alicia. A different Alicia. And I messaged her on Sunday, I was like, how about that show, right? Isn't it incredible? And she said, I've got no idea. I can't remember a single thing.

Really? Yeah. God, yeah, some people were having a good night. I went on the Saturday nights. One of the best shows you'll ever see in your lifetime, I reckon. Such a good show. All right, Tessa, well, tell us your birthday, mate. 26 of June, 1989.

Right, you were 16 in 2005, Tessa. And back on your 16th, this was number one. Early Akon from 2005 and Lonely. What do you reckon, Tessa? Well, that's how I feel with this hangover, so it's pretty good. Pretty good. Bit sorry for yourself, bit lonely. It's not a bad one, Tessa? Well, that's how I feel with this hangover, so it's pretty good. It's pretty good. A bit sorry for yourself, a bit lonely. It's not a bad one, Tessa, not a bad one.

All right, there, Tessa from the Pink Concert. Let's talk to Danny on our $800 at M. Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. Hi, Ev. What did you get up to for your weekend, Danny? No, not a lot. No, nothing like Tessa?

Not a two-day bender? Well, there's three. No, no worries. You're right. No, not for me. No, I've got small. Not a two-day bender. What's in there? No, no worries. You're right. No, not for me. No, I've got small kids. Yeah, fair. So it's pretty much like a hangover anyway.

Every day. Every day. Every day hangover. I like it. Okay, Danny, what's your birthday, mate? 14th of September, 1987. Right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And on that day in 2003, this was at the top.

It's a banger from Nelly P. Diddy and Murphy Lee. Yeah, it's a banger. From the Bad Boys soundtrack, Bad Boys 2. Such a good one. You like it? Danny? Yeah, banger, banger. Okay, banger, banger, banger. Wait there. One more birthday banger for Maddie. Kia ora, Maddie. Such a good one. You like it? Danny? Yeah, banger, banger. Okay, banger, banger, banger.

Wait there. One more birthday banger for Maddie. Kia ora, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hello, how's it going? Good, thanks. How was your weekend, Maddie? Yeah, it was good.

Pretty chill. Went to the Hurricanes, so that was, yeah, quite good. That's my team. Hurricanes, Hurricanes. I've watched every game. Maddie, what's your date of birth? 17th of the 1st, 2001. All right, that's easy math.

You were 16 then in 2017. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. You get DJ Kellogg's and JB, I'm the one. Do you like it? It's alright. It's alright? That song was big. It's kind of mellow though, isn't it?

Yeah. Oh, Chance the Rapper? Yes. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to choose between those three songs. Easy for me. I'm picking Shake Your Tail Feather.

I'm picking Shaky Tail Feather I'm picking that as well Hey Danny From 1987 Who was 16 in 2003 You've just won Birthday Banger Oh awesome And just keep in mind

This is not the police Around you This is in the song This part here Oh this bit right here. We get it every time this song plays. Every time people are like, I thought the police were pulling me over.

Oh, I shat myself in traffic. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger. It's ZM. ZM. ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee. It's called Shake Your Tail Feather and that's the winner of Birthday Banger today, beating DJ Khaled and Akon. Someone texted her and said, my five-year-old is absolutely jamming to this song and so am I. Good choice. It's such a this song, and so am I. Good choice.

It's such a fun song. Such a good song. It was number one in September 2003. I remember exactly where I was when I heard that song. You remember exactly where you were 21 years ago? Yeah. I was at a softball tournament, and that was the song of the tournament for our team. Yeah, nice.

You know, and we'd carry around a little CD player and we'd play it. We were cool as. Man, we're old. I've got breaking Kelly Rowland news. I love Kelly Rowland. We all love Kelly Rowland. She's so likeable. She's everybody's second favourite Destiny child.

Oh, come on. 22 years after this song, Dilemma, with Nelly coming out, Kelly Rowland has spoken out about why she was texting Nelly off an Excel spreadsheet. Everyone talks about it. Yeah.

In the music video, she's using a flip phone. It's one of those knockers that comes it flips sideways and it's got a full keyboard on it and it zooms in and it's got a text message and it's like, where are you? But it's written into an Excel spreadsheet. And everyone called her out on it. And obviously

it wasn't her. It would have been the director's fault. Yeah, but she's copped the blame the whole time. I reckon it would have been that they would have said, oh, let's just do it like this because it's easier and no one will notice. We'll sort it out later. She appeared on Mystical Kitchen's Last Meal.

It's a YouTube channel where you tell them what your last meal would be and then they make it for you. Then they interview you over your last meal. Grim. Oh. Is it? Because you might not... All I think of is death row. Well, you want to talk about

grim, you may never get to eat your last meal. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow and what you think would be your last meal, you might never get to eat it. That's why I eat something nice every time. That's why you have your last meal every day. Exactly. Anyway, the interviewer finally asked her,

WTF, bro? You can't text off an Excel spreadsheet. And this is what Kelly Rowland said. Do you remember in the Dilemma music video shoot, did anybody address that at the time? No. And I'm actually mad at them that they did it because they made me look nuts.

She's blaming them. I would too. Wouldn't have been her idea. Kelly Rowland has also done interviews in the past where she claims to not know what an Excel spreadsheet is, which is an interesting tactic. Yeah, well, let's be real. She's not doing her own taxes. Do not think? No.

She's rich. How much do you reckon not think? No! She's rich. How much do you reckon Kelly Rowland's worth? A lot. Yeah, a lot. But who doesn't need an Excel spreadsheet? What if she's doing a kitchen reno and she needs to run a little budget? Mate, she ain't doing that stuff. Really? Anyway, do you guys want to know what Kelly Rowland's last meal would be? Yes, I do actually, yeah.

I've had Claudia go and grab it for us. I haven't heard this yet, so I'm excited to find out. I reckon it's going to be spaghetti cabanada. Ooh, great last meal. Big, good last meal. Mine would be pixie caramel, but here it is. Caviar with potato chips, cheeseburger with French fries, and tacos with a pineapple margarita.

A5 Wagyu and mashed potatoes. Then a peach cobbler, chocolate cake and chocolate peanut butter pie for dessert. You can tell that she didn't grow up rich. Because like half the menu is like uber rich and then half of it is like, you know, working class. That's what Macaulay Culkin would order on Home Alone when he went to a fancy restaurant with his dad's credit card, eh? Yeah. Hell yeah. That was a good meal.

I want a champagne slushie and I want a crayfish hot dog. A crayfish hot dog, yum. Crayfish hot dog actually sounds pretty good. Bree and Clint. It was a big day in the movie industry today. The Oscars were on. Best actor went to Cillian Murphy for Oppenheimer. Yes.

Pretty much Oppenheimer won everything. Seven of 13 things it was nominated for, yeah. They were the winner on the night, I think. They took out most of the awards. Emma Stone won Best Actress for... Easy A. Easy A. She's so good in that film.

But we're not going to talk about the Oscars now because everyone's talking about the Oscars. I want to talk about the Razzies. And if you don't know what the Razzies are, these have been going for a long time. Apparently this is the 44th edition of the Razzies. The Oscars are only up to 50.

I know. That's very impressive. Crazy, eh? So this is where they dish out the worst of the worst awards. Who had the stinkers of the year? Who bombed hard? And I think we should get right into it. The first category I'd like to cover was the worst film of 2023.

The big one. This is the big category. The movies that were included. The Meg 2. The Shark one. Yeah. With Jason Statham. Jason Statham's in it

Shazam That's filmed here I think Parts of it I think Yeah Yeah Shazam Fury of the Gods Shazam

Shazam's that superhero one eh It is It is yeah Weird to name your movie Shazam When the app I know the Shazam comic book hero already exists. It existed before the app. But the app has stolen it. Yeah. Well maybe the superhero

is. It's like if Kesha released TikTok 2 now we would think it was about the app even though she had the song first. She came first. The Exorcist was in there. Also. What the Exorcist from the 1970s?

No, I think, I believe there's a new one that came out. They're always making spin-offs and other ones of those. And remember we talked about that horror film, Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey? Yes. That was also nominated for...

Who would have thought that would be one of the worst movies of the year? That was also nominated. And the winner of the worst picture. Can I ask before you say what it is, have you seen it? Haven't seen it. Okay. It was the Winnie the Pooh film.

Oh, that's the worst one. Took out the incredible honour of worst picture of the year. The funny thing is about winning worst picture of the year, because it was never going to win best picture of the year. Yeah. But by winning worst picture of the year, it will was never going to win Best Picture of the Year, but by winning Worst Picture of the Year, it will actually cause a lot of people to go and watch it. Because you want to say,

I want to watch the worst movie that came out last year. I don't even know how they would have got that over the line. Like, to be able to do... Well, is it licensed? We don't know. Well, that's the thing. I'm not too sure. The people who were nominated for worst actor were Jason Statham for his work in The Meg. Oh, yeah.

Vin Diesel. I don't know what movie he was in. He was in Fast and the Furious. Do you reckon it was for that Fast and the Furious movie that came out last year? Oh, no, I was just saying the movie that I've seen him in. Oh, right. Yeah. I mean, could that I've seen him in. Oh, right, yeah. I mean, could have been.

He was in Mamma Mia 3. No, he wasn't, was he? Sorry, carry on. Anyway, they said that the worst actor at the Razzies, according to them, Megan Fox. Oh, okay. For her work in The Expendables, which took out a lot of awards, can I say.

I feel like it's an absolute stinker. I'll just fact check myself. 96th Oscars, not 50th. I've been saying 50th all day. Have you? Yeah, today was the 96th Oscars, not 50th. I've been saying 50th all day. Have you? Yeah, today was the 96th Oscars. Should we go home? Yeah, we should go home, I think. What's everyone watching

tonight? What's on the agenda? I've got two episodes left of James musterpick his mum a man. Oh, yes. Very funny. Oh, you might see me in the second last episode. Yeah. I'm looking forward to that. He's so funny. He's Very funny. Oh, you might see me in the second last episode. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking forward to that.

And so he's so funny. He's very funny. And his mum is so great as well. I love Janet. She's very cute. So that's what I'm watching. I'm also watching this weird show on TVNZ called Castaways. I haven't even heard that.

It's like a plane crash one where they're stuck on a. Okay. Stuck on a desert island. And it's quite good. And the story is quite good good but the acting is a bit shit but that's kind of what makes it a bit good too. Okay, castaways. But annoyingly it's an episode a week

but there's like three episodes out. What are you watching? Married at First Sight is a new episode I haven't watched. I feel like quite a few people have jumped back on the Married at First Sight train. Even Sam, our audio guy who makes Friday Okie, he's watching it. I feel like a lot of people are watching it.

And Survivor Australia. There you go. Which I'm entranced by always. Well, there's some hot picks for you, everybody. Hopefully you've got something to check out. We'll catch you back tomorrow afternoon. There is $28,000 up for grabs at 8am with 5 on time here on ZM.

Good luck for that and we'll see you tomorrow. See you guys!