ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th March 2025

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's brain clint thanks to KFC's hot and crispy boneless. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Danny, Brie and Clint. Cutie, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day, guys. I'm excited for today's show. I reckon the secret sound's going to go off.

Do you? Yeah. I've got a feeling. Like it's going to go off. Either that or someone is going to win. I heard a really rude guess today. Did you? I won't say what it is.

On air? No. Or off air? No. Someone texted through and Claudia was talking about it. So they didn't get to air. Ooh, Claudia. Try and, without saying any words,

and just use your hands to describe what the guess was. She can't. I know exactly what that is. We'll put that one to Soundkeeper Brooke privately. I don't think we can air that guess. She's here at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock if you want to have a guess of the secret sound. Plus, Name in a Haystack's back today.

If you've never heard Name in a Haystack, God, it's building up to be a great bit of radio in the next three to five years. Ish. When it finally comes up. It will one day go off. Could today be the day? A random name, random workplace.

If they answer with that name, they win. First, though, tradie versus lady. Tradie staging a minor comeback. Not quite there, though, if you want to represent either team. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

Sorry, before we do that, I promised a special treat for Georgia Burt, our friend. Sorry, Georgia Stewart now that she's married. Georgia Stewart? Oh, my God, that's the first time I've called her Georgia Stewart. She's being a big, brave girl, and she's inside an MRI machine for an hour and a half. She had one request, and that was fart sound effects. Oh, I pinched that one off for you, Georgia.

Don't laugh because you're in the MRI machine so you can't move. Don't fart either. Don't fart. Tradie versus lady time. Let's meet our lady calling from Timaru and her daughter. Her dad is a tradie but she's a little lady. Okay, cute.

This is Aurora and Katie on the lady. Okay, cute. This is Aurora and Katie on the line. Hi, guys. G'day, girls. Hi. Hello. Who is going to be the driving force in this team, do you think? Me. Aurora. I knew.

Yeah, she's going to get in. Alright, girls. Good luck. Team of two taking on our tradie team of one. He's 40. He's calling from Auckland, and he's got three kids ranging from three up to 18. Welcome to the show, Neil. G'day, Neil. Hey, how's it going?

Who's the easiest? Which age group? Oh, 18 now. Is the easiest? She's on her own. Yeah, right. What, you kick her out? Pretty easiest? She's on her own. Yeah, right. What, you kick her out? Pretty much.

She's gone to uni. Oh, lovely. Neil, Trady, Aurora and Katie, lady, those are your buzzers. The first team to three wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. How many legs does a spider have?

Lady. I'm going to say Aurora and Katie. Eight. It is eight. Well done. On the money. Off to a flying start, ladies. Good job.

Here comes number two. Could I just say behind the scenes, Clint wrote that question and wrote the answer as six. And then I was like, it's definitely eight. I was about to hit the wrong buzzer. Where did she get six from? I thought a spider had six legs. I think other insects do.

Yeah, you're right. Oh, it's eight legs that makes it a spider, doesn't it? Well, lucky you're here. Anyway, one point to the ladies. Question number two. Who is on the New Zealand $5 note? Trady. Yes, Neil.

Sir Edmund Hillary. Well done. Well done, Neil. Very well done. One point to the ladies, one point to the tradies. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Now you're going to, you don't have a song ready. Far away, back to the ocean. Aurora and Katie. song, now you're going to have... You don't have a song ready.

Aurora and Katie? I don't know. I'm going to take a guess and just say Sabrina Carpenter. No. That's a good guess. Neil, you want to guess? Is that... Oh, not Hannah Montana.

Miley Cyrus? Yeah! Oh, Neil! Well done, Neil. God, you pulled that one from the depths of somewhere, Neil. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Well, obviously you have an 18-year-old daughter, so you watched a bit of Hannah Montana back in the day. Question number four.

What animal's milk is pink? Is it a giraffe's, a hippo's or a goanna's? Lady. Yes, Aurora and Katie. Is it the hippo? It is the hippo. We're all tied up here in the fifth. This is for the win.

Question number five. In which country would you find the city of Toronto? Hey, our lady. Oh, the lady's just got in there. Canada. Canada is correct. They've done it. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Despite yours and my efforts, Clint, it was one of the best games of tradie versus lady we've had. You know what's great about that round, Aurora and Katie, is I learnt something as well. Off Aurora. Yeah, Aurora taught learnt something as well. Off Aurora. Yeah, Aurora taught me how many legs a spider has. Good on you, girls.

50 bucks, we'll get it out to you, okay? Thank you. Well done. My partner and I have been together, I'll carry the one, nearly six years. Wow. So a long time, and it was... You know what next year is, eh?

Seven year itch. You know what you can do to avoid that? Make or break Lamisil? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say, chamomile lotion. Yeah, calamine lotion. Calamine?

Yeah, yeah. What did I say? Chamomile. That's a T. Yeah, yeah. I only realised something happened this morning where I realised that it was true love. Yeah, yeah. I only realised something happened this morning where I realised that it was true love. Oh, right.

Okay. And it's the only explanation I can give for what I was willing to do for my partner, something I did for my partner this morning confirmed to me that it must be love. Love, love. True, genuine love. Nothing more, nothing less. I, this morning, unpacked her suitcase from the weekend.

Wow, that's big. It's huge. Yeah, that's big. No, please, a round of applause. Sorry, sorry, it was coming, yeah. There are not many things I hate more... Than people who don't unpack their suitcase. ...than unpacking a suitcase.

Oh, yeah, that too. And when I say suitcase, it was a bag, so it wasn't like a full-blown suitcase. How long had it been sitting on the floor for? Only yesterday. Oh, wow, okay. So it was from the weekend just gone. But my bag was sitting there

which I hadn't unpacked. How soon do you unpack your suitcase when you get back from a trip? You live out of it. Depends. It's something that I've put on my list this year of things I want to get better at. Of personal development. Yes. And so

I just looked at the bags and I went, if I'm going to do mine, I may as well do both. I like being competitive in a relationship with unpacking the suitcase. It gives me a feeling of superiority when I have my suitcase not only unpacked and my dirty washing in the washing machine, but the suitcase put away back under the stairs.

Have you thought about maybe doing the same for your beautiful wife and not making it competitive and making it into a, you know, I'm going to do this for you, my love. You know what? Not once. So you're not there yet.

The thought has never crossed my mind to unpack her suitcase. See, the thing is that it's never crossed my mind up until this morning. I'll tell you what it is. It's a real power move in the relationship. I wonder if she'll notice though. Some people will see it as like a loving gesture. Others will see it as a passive aggressive dig of, I was going to get to that.

I was doing it. You didn't need to do that. I was going to get to that. I think it'll be fine. So when your partner asks you to empty the dishwasher and then they immediately empty the dishwasher before you go to... Oh... I hate that. I hate it so much. Or to bring the washing in. Yeah. And then they go and bring the washing in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, it was on my list. I was going to do that. Anyway, guys, I think, you know, it's

locked in now. It's true love. Yep. Fair enough. Congratulations. Thank you guys. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Anyone else got any examples of the moment they knew? I do, but mine's quite a different tone. Okay. That's all right. I thought we were going in a different direction with this conversation. That's okay. I hope she's not listening.

Wait, is it not a nice thing? No, it's nice. You heard her fart and you still loved her. Oh, no. Oh. No, she knows that's not the deal. What if she farts? It's game over.

It's two-way street, yeah. Okay. Both of us. If I do it, it's over. Technically, farts are going down a one-way street. Ten years in. No, no. I knew it was love when my partner...

What? Helped me... Do you want to say this on the radio? Do you want to say this? She helped me remove a boil from a compromising position on my body. True love. Okay? Yeah.

Your butt crack. Pretty close to, yeah. The whole part. No, the cheek. Okay. Yeah, that's it. Why do boils love the cheek? Why do they congregate on the butt?

Why do they love the cheek so much? Why are boils so kinky? Ella, you're about to get married. What was the thing that made you realise it was true love? Mine's a different tone too. I thought we were going down the lovey-dovey street. It could be anything. Yeah.

You know, it doesn't have to be down the same street. Well, don't yuck my yum and don't make fun of me. Oh, no. What did you do? We weren't official, but when he came down to Christchurch when I lived there, we were like, have a little kissy-kissies, and then we were practising how we were going to do our wedding kiss and that's when I realised I'm in love.

Oh, gross. You grossed me out. You ruined it. You ruined it. Yeah. You took it too far. Oh, $800 at him. What was the thing that made you realise,

I think this is true love. Producer Claude's saying what about her? You're not going to ask me? Ask her. Come on. She is single. Ask me. What made you realise you were in love with yourself?

Hey, I thought it was all over. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint's Gator. Let's rock. Is Gator a real thing and can it be used just by hearing someone's voice?

That is what we will endeavour to sort out this afternoon. Famously, Bree, quite a good gator. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. You rate your gator. I rate it. I think I'm pretty good. I'm not saying I'm the best that ever was,

but I feel like I've got more skin in the game. Well, you're in the community, aren't you? Yeah, part of the wallpaper. Old straighty 180 over here. Famously quite bad gator. There's that cafe we went to recently in Christchurch. Yeah. And I was like, I said to Brie, I was like, far out.

A lot of very attractive women work at this cafe and almost exclusively attractive women work in this cafe. And Brie went in to order her meal and she came out and she goes, yep, all definitely lesbians too. Cool, hot lesbians. News to me. You had no clue. News to me.

You were like, what? Those women? And I said, yep. Just out of interest, Claudia, how do you rate your gaydar? Oh, it's really hit or miss, eh? Like sometimes it's wishful thinking and then other times I'm just, you know, correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The want.

You're like, they could be. They could be. They could be. Producer Ella, you got any good gaydar on you? I wouldn't think yours is very good. I don't know. I just don't think about it. Can I just go on the record and say...

Yeah? I did pick out Billie Eilish before Billie Eilish. That's pretty good. Came out. Yep. And I remember Ella saying, nah, no way. No way I said that. She did.

You're right. She was like, nah, nah. Not my Billie. Not my Billie. Not my Billie. My beautiful Billie. I'll go for you. No, I'm joking.

Beautiful. Let's try it out this afternoon. Okay. We're willing to test it out. What we want is people to call up on 0800-DIAL-ZM. You do not need to be gay to play Gaydar. You can be whatever you want to be, but obviously you consent to be a part of the game

where we will guess whether you are gay or straight. Can I have the parameters? What does gay cover? The queer. Queer, okay. The queer community. The queer community, yeah. It covers all bases of that.

Okay, it's a catch-all term. Yes. For the purposes of this game. Yeah. Okay. Are you willing to take part in the first ever game of Gaydar? We'd love you to be a part of it. Everyone is welcome.

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Brie and Clint's Gator. Let's rock. Yas, queens. We're about to guess whether or not you are a part of the queer community just based on our gator. Our gator. Not our collective gaydar. Our individual gaydars. So you will use your

gaydar? I'll use mine, yep. I'll use mine. I will use my gaydar. We'll get an individual score at the end of this and whoever does better is the better gaydar. Okay, deal. Yeah. Let's do it. Okay, first contestant here to play gaydar is Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hey, what's up? Not much. Jacob, whereabouts are you from? I'm from Christ is Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hey, what's up? Not much.

Jacob, whereabouts are you from? I'm from Christchurch. Okay, lovely Christchurch. Don't name it, but do you know the cafe that we were talking about before? I don't, sorry. A lot of people are asking for the name of the cafe. We cannot reveal that. We can't, or else we can't go back to the cafe.

I've got a strong vibe already. My gaydar's going off. One more question. Yeah, yeah. Go for it. What do you do for work, Jacob? I work in IT. Okay.

Works in IT. Are you ready to guess? Yeah. Are we going to say it on the count of three? Yeah. Three, two, one. No. Yes.

Gay. Not gay. Gay. Jacob? I am not. Oh, come on! Boom! Wow.

Okay. You really threw me there. Thank you for playing Gaydar, Jacob. We appreciate it. Thank you, Jacob. You're our first ever contestant. Kylie's here to play Gaydar. Hi, Kylie.

Hi, Kylie. Hi. First of all, love the name, Padam Padam. Yes. Second of all, do the name, Padam Padam. Yes. Second of all, do you love Padam Padam? Not for me. No? Not for me.

Okay. Where do you live, Kylie? I'm in Wellington. You're in Wellington. Wellington. Okay. The job thing didn't help me out before at all, but let's go again. What do you do for a job, Kylie?

I ride racehorses. You ride race job, Kylie? I ride racehorses. You ride racehorses? I ride racehorses. That's cool. Not regular horses, racehorses. Where'd you meet her? Hey? Nothing.

Oh, my God. I'm making silly jokes, Kylie. Don't give anything away. My Gator says no for Kylie. My Gator says yes. Really. My Gator says yes. Really? My Gator is going off right now. Okay, Kylie, I will lock in no.

Bree will lock in yes. What's the answer? Bree's on. Bree's on. Let's go, Kylie. Kylie, thanks for playing Gator. This is working out exactly how Bree had thought it would. I'm loving this game. I want to get a win on the board. I need to dial up my Gator. This is working out exactly how Bree had thought it would. I'm loving this game.

I want to get a win on the board. I need to dial up my Gator. Coco, welcome to the show. Hi, Coco. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. Welcome to Gator, Coco. Thank you.

Super excited. Oh, cute voice. What have you been up to today, Coco? What's filled your day? Just working and hanging out, you know? Hey, Coco, do you own a pair of Doc Martens? No. She's not gay.

Lock it in. Lock it in. Don't need hair anymore. Really? She's not gay. I haven't been right yet, which tells me to go against my intuition that whatever I'm thinking, I should go against.

What are you thinking? I'm thinking she's not gay, so I'm going with gay. Coco, what's the answer? I am not gay. She doesn't have a pair of Tom Martens. Oh, God. Thanks, Coco Coco Thank you Coco

Three points to Bree Zero points to me Erin's here, hi Erin Hi Erin Hey, how are you? Good thank you Erin, what's your favourite sport? Um, I would have to say

Netball Netball. To watch and play? Yeah. Okay. Who's your favourite player? Oh, God, I don't know. She's not gay.

No idea. She's not gay because she doesn't know her favourite netball player? Nah. Well, that's just the vibe that your gaydar's given off. It's just, I can't explain what it is. Mine's completely scrambled. Oh, the heteros, they get confused, don't they? I'm trying so hard.

I don't reckon she is. Erin, what did you have for lunch? I actually had peanut butter and jam on toast. Oh, yum. Gay. Erin, are you gay. Oh, yum. Gay. Erin, are you gay? No, I'm not. I love this game.

I nearly swore. I love this game. Last one. Danita is here. Hi, Danita. Hi, Danita. Hey. What are your thoughts on the new Lady Gaga album?

Great question. It's been fun. I've been enjoying it. I've got it now. She's gay. She's gay. I think my gay dad might have finally dialed in. Why didn't you just go with me the whole time?

No, because I told you I wanted to be independent. Okay. Okay, I wanted to use my gay dad. Denator. We're in alignment on this one, though. I think you're a delightful queer human. Are we right? You are correct.

Yes, babe. Yes. We got there in the end. There you go, babes. There you go. Just stick with the girls, Clint. Just stick with the girls. Just stick with the girls.

Just like you, Danita. Obviously. Obviously. Makes everything so easy. Well, there you go. That's the first ever round of Bree and Clint's Gay Day. Do we bring it back? I think we bring it back.

Yeah, I think we bring it back. Someone just texted and said, I am losing it as a fellow gay. Bree is on. Wait, did I get five out of five? You got five out of five. Oh, come on. Bree knows you're gay before you do.

I can smell you coming. Name and a haste. Don't ask about that comment. Before three o'clock. Yeah, I was just going to move along, actually. Brie and Clint. We're talking about true love. I really realised, had a realisation this morning

that it was true love between me and my partner when I unpacked both of our bags from our weekend away. I unpacked both, put all of our stuff away, neat, tidy. Do the washing? No, she did that yesterday. Oh, she did the washing. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know.

Hey, but I... Love is a game of give and take, right? There's fewer jobs that I hate more. Than unpacking a suitcase. Oh. Yeah, right, okay. So we want to know what was the moment for you. Mark'sing a suitcase. Oh. Yeah, right, okay. So we want to know what was the moment for you. Mark's here.

G'day, Mark. Hello, Mark. Hey, how you going, guys? Good, thank you, mate. What was the moment you realised it was true love with your partner, Mark? Well, when she said to me, Mark, I know you want to buy a brand new motorbike for your 60th birthday. Just go and buy one.

And I thought, my God, could I love you anymore? She gave you permission to buy your own birthday present, Mark. She was encouraging me. She actually said, go and buy one. That's what I took out of the conversation. That is couple goals, Mark. And how long have you been married for? Just over 20 years.

Wow, congratulations. I mean, I don't need to tell you this as a man who's been married for 20 years, you do understand what this means, right? Well, yes, I knew that it would be a purchase coming from the other side as well. Correct, correct. No. Fingers crossed she wants a jet ski, Mark. That's one thing we can both do.

Exactly. Everyone wins. I've got a feeling she doesn't, but either way, you enjoy that bike, Mark. Congratulations. Good on you, Mark. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. What was the moment for you where you realised, wait, this might be true love? I love this person. Well, me and my boyfriend have been going out for about eight months now. Okay. And a couple of weekends ago, we had a pretty big night out

and I woke up in the middle of the night to be swimming in a pool of pee. Oh. So yeah, I woke, well, tried to wake him up. He was out to it and had to put him through a shower and change the sheets and go back to bed.

Oh, you're a good one, Anonymous. That is true love. No, no, no, no, no. No, that's true love. Anonymous. Anonymous, can I beg you to raise the bar a little bit? Like, come on, that's not the reason. That's not true love.

That's just you being a good person. The last thing they need to do is go back to the bar. Yeah, we've had firm words that hopefully will never happen again. Can I ask Anonymous, had you guys exchanged I love you's already? Yes, we have. Oh, he's lucky because that could have easily given you the ick.

Yeah, majorly. But it didn't. So, okay. You know that happened with my sister and her husband and they were living at my parents' house. Really? And his parents' house. Oh, no.

No, Anonymous, you've got to get out of jail. Free card there. Make his parents do it. Be like, hey, your son has peed the bed. You need to deal with this. And they're like, not again. Yeah. Oh, Anonymous, bless you.

We asked. The question was, What was the moment You realised it was true love Someone said We travelled the world together For four months And we were still together At the end of it

If anyone has travelled overseas They know how stressful That can be on your relationship That is so true That is a true sign That you love each other What about this one True love

When we realised We both loved lamb's fry. Wow. Is that the giblets? I think it's the guts, isn't it? The giblets. Is it giblets? Yeah, like the offal. Like the things you put in your crocks? Yeah.

Giblets. Yeah, the offal, the bits and pieces, like the kidneys and the this and that, I think. Yeah, and we'll make things easier if you both enjoy lambs fry. Someone else said, I knew it was true love when my partner sang my favourite song at karaoke and he hates that song for my birthday. Been together six years.

That is so cute. True love is when your partner gets excited when you ask him to pop a pimple on your bum. Yep. That's true love. That's true love you ask him to pop a pimple on your bum. Yep. That's true love. That's true love, baby. Put that on a Valentine's Day card. Next on the show, what's on King Charles' music playlist?

He's released one. Big Dochi fan, I heard. Yeah, big Dochi fan. I heard he's still listening to Kanye as well. Brian Clint. I saw this news story today where King Prince Charles III has released an Apple Music playlist. You know what?

Of course that guy is using Apple Music. That's what I thought. Most elitist music streaming service out there, of course King Charles uses Apple Music. Most uptight, hard-to-use service. He can't use the one that the people are using. Just use Spotify, mate. Yeah.

Just, yeah, exactly. You know? Yeah, it's where we all are. Yep. Yeah. No, how, like, can you? He's like, but the sound quality is substantially better on Apple Music. Let's talk about title.

Do you remember when I used to be an Apple Music person? Yeah. But do you remember the reason why? No. There was one reason. Oh, you didn't know how to work Spotify. No. My brother had bought me an Apple Music subscription for two

years. So I had to die on that hill for two years where I was like, no, Apple Music's fine. Do you remember when I tried to be a title guy for a bit? Oh, the sound quality. And I did say it was because of the sound quality. It's because I've got Bose speakers in my car and it sounds way better. I still stand by that it did sound better.

Would you like to hear what's on King Charles playlist? Yeah, go on. So he's released this to mark Commonwealth Day, which was March 10th. Oh my God, I can't believe we forgot about Commonwealth Day. Happy Commonwealth Day. Happy Commonwealth Day. Yesterday. Here's what Prince Charles has

put on his playlist to commemorate. A small selection of the songs. He's put on this track from Bob Marley. Which confirms it. Prince Charles. Loves to smoke the reefer. That's where Harry gets it wrong. Yeah.

Loves a bucky on her. Yeah. He's on the knives. Yeah. He's put on this banger from Kylie Minogue. Oh, the locomotion. I endorse King Charles putting Kylie on. I do feel like he could have gone with Paramparam,

just to update his references a bit, but he likes what he likes. Or even I'm spinning around. I picture him in his undies dancing around the palace. This is like Kylie Ground Zero, this is. He has put on this song from Michael Bublé. This is the most basic white guy playlist. He has put on this song from Michael Bublé. This is the most basic white guy playlist. Yeah, but up until now there's been a theme.

These are all artists who live in Commonwealth countries. Is that what he's getting at? Canada, Jamaica, Australia. You mentioned that there's a Kiwi artist on there. There is. Can I take a guess? Yeah, sure. Is it Lord Royals? See, that is the obvious song to choose.

Why wouldn't he pick that? But he didn't. He chose this absolute banger from Kitty Takanoa. I don't know if I've ever heard this. If you attended primary school in New Zealand, you will have sung this at school assembly, I believe. He could have chosen Poirier. Could have chosen Poirier, you're right.

But, I mean, Kitty Takanoa has sung for the Queen before. Oh, that makes sense. They've got that connection. He's chucked this in there on King Charles playlist. Not a joke, this is on there. I mean, it is a fun song. He's also put Beyonce on the playlist. This one? Yeah.

Has he? Out of nowhere. But I think this is just King Charles realising that no matter what you do, you still have to pay homage to Beyonce. Yeah, the beehive will come for you regardless if you're the king or not. Whether you're the king of England or not. Queen B will take down the king. So, yeah, you're right.

Real weird playlist. I don't see anyone chucking it on. Imagine you go, oh, should we chuck on the King Charles playlist? As if that guy actually put that together. No, he did because he's in between the songs talking about them as well. I would have got that audio, but literally no one has Apple Music, so I couldn't go and get that audio on there. You should have asked me.

I could have bloody fired up the old subscription again. Anyway, looking at the playlist, I reckon King Charles is a real more FM guy. Loves it. Yeah. Show's brought to you by Neon. You can stream the brand new season of White Lotus on Neon right now. The Tea, live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Oh, Dean, it's a fresh sound for you, my friend. I love it. I love a fresh sound. I had a laser facial this week as well, so I got a fresh face. Fresh face. And a fresh stuff. Yeah. Hey, spill the tea for us on the Errors Tour ticket hackers, Dean. This is wild, actually.

Two people hacked into the system where you can buy and resold different tickets to concerts. They sold 600 tickets, sorry, 900 tickets, and resold them for almost a million dollars. Oh, damn. Yeah, $948,000 Australian dollars. It was absolutely wild. So they resold all those tickets on StubHub, and then StubHub had to then replace and refund all the ticket holders

because they can't be caught in the middle of something like that. They had to take responsibility for it. There you go. Isn't that a clever hack? Clever, yeah. Illegal, yes. The StubHub thing, they guarantee your purchases, I think. So you can't.

It's a legitimate ticket reseller. So I guess they got away with it. Nah. No? I heard, Dean, that the two guys, because I think there was multiple people

that did this with the Errors Tour, but the two guys, I think there was like a 20-year-old and maybe a 30-year-old, they were charged with grand larceny

and computer tampering and a bunch of different things. God, you don't want to take on Taylor Swift. She'll write an album about you. Yeah, literally. I just say, if you're that talented and so clever with, like, you know, tech, are there other things?

Yeah, yeah, go and invent an app. Yeah, I know what you mean, Dean. Yeah, get into AI. Yeah, rob a bank or something. Transfer billions. What are you doing stealing tickets to the... You know what, Dean? They should hire you to go do inspirational speeches to these people.

Yeah, yeah. Dean, you should speak to schools, like talented students. If you're smart enough, rob a bank. That's advice from our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. He's live out of Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. We've been going deep on Bree's idea that the secret sound is a zip tie, by the way. I'm convinced now because I've just

looked up a zip tie being done up, the sound of it, and we've got Claudia to load that sound. So secret sound, zip tie. We know from past secret sounds that the sound initially is just part of the sound.

It's not the whole sound. It's not the whole sound. That's half a second. This is three seconds of zip tie. I'm convinced. Someone is welcome to my guess. Yeah, that guess is available to you at five o'clock today if you would like it. Imagine if no one, because remember we've done this in the past.

No one uses it. Yeah. Imagine. But we've never been right. No, we haven't. No. This could be right. This could be right.

Could be right. First time for everything. And we want to know what your partner made you get rid of when they moved in. This is a post I saw. It said, so I've been dating my girlfriend for two years and she's always known about my love for clowns. Porcelain hanging clowns hanging from the ceiling, perched on top of shelves, you name it, it's my thing.

And I adore them. Recently I picked up a few of those porcelain Venetian mask things from a thrift store to add to my collection, and she absolutely hates them she says they give her bad vibes whatever that means but i told her i'd take them down when she stays over and then put them back up but i'm not getting rid of them fast forward to yesterday she said she was sick of my weird clown decorations she She called them ugly and disturbing. I was caught off guard because she's never complained about my clowns before,

but apparently the masks were her breaking point. I reminded her that this is my apartment and she's known about the clowns for years. So her suddenly trying to control my decor felt a bit much. I told her to just suck it up when she's here, if it's a problem. And if it's a problem, I'll come to her place. She didn't take too kindly to that.

She called me a child and she left. I apologized for the suck it up comment, but I'm worried this relationship is going to cost me my clowns. Am I being unfair? Look, what would you rather? A collection of clowns or a healthy, successful, loving relationship? What would you rather? A collection

of clowns or a real life woman? Yeah. Are you really tossing up between the two? We had a conversation yesterday about something random, which we were arguing about, and I had the realisation mid-argument that I wasn't willing to die on that hill for the thing that I was arguing for.

You really have to ask yourself, are you willing to die on the hill of porcelain clowns? And, like, what is it for you that makes it so important? Yeah, that's a good one too. Does that outweigh how important your relationship with this human woman is? You should be able to have things in your life that you enjoy. And perhaps you need a clown room.

That's a good compromise. Or perhaps this woman doesn't want to date a weird clown guy. I don't know. I don't know what the situation is. Clowns are weird. They're creepy. I'm not saying you should have to give up what clown guy. I don't know. I don't know what the situation is. Clowns are weird. They're creepy. I'm not saying you should have to give up what you love. All of your stuff.

But relationships are about compromise. That's all relationships are. Yeah. Is compromise. So you could negotiate. It sounds like there's a shitload of clowns in your house. Maybe you could go, how many clowns would you be comfortable with? And you could settle on.

Negotiate an amount. Yeah, yeah. Or certain areas where the clowns are allowed. Or she could remove the 10 creepiest clowns. Yep. And you keep the rest. And you sell the creepiest ones and keep the cutest ones. Someone said keep the clowns.

I love clowns. Well, I've found a guy that you should talk to. We know a guy that you should date. Whatever they decide to do, I do find it interesting when couples finally move in together and it's often when... Did you see that text where they say, nah, I also collect clowns

and my partner thrifts some to gift to me. He needs to get rid of that woman. Okay, we're up to the clowns. There's a different take on it. Someone else said, first it's the clowns, then they come for the sports memorabilia, then it's everything else you hold dear. It's only the ugly stuff.

And I'm all for sports memorabilia, just not over the entire house. In the TV room. The TV room? Like you might have a media room or like, you know, that's a great place for it. Who the F is this weird clown freak? He can F off. See, we're mixed.

We're split on the clowns. I want to take you guys out of the clowns for a second, okay? I want to talk about your situation. What's the thing that your partner made you get rid of when they moved in with you? Or were you the partner moving in and you said, now that I'm here, this certain thing has to go. Was it a wall full of empty Jim Beam bottles? Was it, like Bree said, an entire lounge room of Warriors memorabilia?

What was it? Where the partner said, uh-uh, this is going. Oh, Andrew Tiles said him. It's like Queer Eye, except it's just your partner moving in. Yeah. And they're just getting rid of all your stuff. That shit has to go and you need a loofer. My partner got rid of all my towels when we moved in together.

Exactly. And I thought my towels were the nicer ones. My partner got rid of my sheets when she moved in together. Me too. Yeah. In fairness, you had black silk sheets. Yeah, but I bought them for her. Disgusting.

0800 dials at M, or you can text your list to 9696. I had to go. The thing that went when you guys moved in together. Bree and Clint. We were talking before about the person who's concerned their new girlfriend is going to make them get rid of their porcelain clown collection when they move in. It's their biggest worry. You know those clowns on those swings that hang from the roof and sit on shelves and things?

Creepy AF. So we're asking, what's the thing that your partner made you get rid of when they moved in? Someone said, my now wife, then girlfriend, made me get rid of all of my satin boxer shorts. When I say made, she just threw them out. Fair call, to be honest. Yeah, she's doing you a favour. She cares about you.

She's dragging you, kicking you and screaming into adulthood. Ella is here. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hello. Did you make someone get rid of something when you moved in or the other way around? It was me.

Okay. What was it? What did you get rid of? Well, my partner, six foot three male, obviously, had these purple track pants, way too tight, way too short. Purple tracksuit pants? Bright purple. Okay.

And I was like, absolutely not. Now, the funny thing is I didn't see them for the longest time. Here I am thinking he's got rid of them. Yeah. They appeared the other day. They're back. And he, yeah, he's like, yeah, pet them the whole time. He'd been hiding them.

He'd look like Grimace from the waist down. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah. Where are they from? Like, where is he buying purple tracksuit pants from? Oh, the good old Waddy phone. Yeah, right. And he just must have an attachment to them.

Why can't he get rid of them? I think they just might be comfy. Yeah, you've got to give him an ultimatum, Ella. You've got to go track pants or me. You choose. Yeah, I know, right? Or you buy him a new pair of comfortable tracksuit pants. Oh, you lure him out.

Yeah. We'll ask you what you got rid of. This text is so good. It says, it was the year 2006, and I was made to get rid of my life-size Sophie Monk poster. Irreplaceable. Wow. God, you'd be gutted if she went on to have a big career.

19 years ago. This person's clearly still not over it. Yeah. We're asking, what did your partner make you get rid of when they moved in? Someone said, my husband threw out my tooth that I had extracted. It was my first ever. It was my first ever adult tooth that I had removed, and I wanted to keep it forever.

That's buzzy as. I don't want to ask any further questions. What about this one? I had to get rid of six taxidermied animals. How rude, eh? Connor's here. Hi, Connor. Hi, Connor.

Colin. Colin. That's all right. This is maybe try and get rid of Pokemon cards. I know where this is going, Colin. They weren't first edition ones, were they? Yeah, there's maybe two or three in there that were PSA 10's first edition. So they're worth a bit of money.

And so at the time, there was maybe four or 5,000 cards, something like that. They're all in binders and everything like that. And we decided, do we want to move in together? I said, where do we want to put them? And she goes, the bin. And I was like, ah. And so, you know, that was. And I was like, oh. And so, you know,

that was that. We called it quits. Oh, you left her. Please tell me you didn't listen to her. No, 100%.

You chose Pokemon cards over your girlfriend. That's so funny. I had a doubt. It was only six months in and I was like, nah, she's not going to let me

have Pokemon cards. What's next? You've got to catch them all, Colin. Apart from that woman, you've got to let her go back into the wild. We let her go. Cheers, guys. Good on you. That's very funny.

Thanks, Colin. I made my wife give up cucumbers. I hate them. Someone's jealous of cucumbers? My partner had a bar in his living room. So that was the it's me or the bar conversation. Fair enough. Fair enough.

Someone else said my partner made me sell four cars with 100K for like 30 grand. Someone got a deal. My partner had to move his motorbike from the lounge to make room for a couch. Oh, babe, but we can sit on the motorbike. Yeah, it's pretty comfy. What do you mean? It's a soft tail Harley. It's pretty comfy. Oh, babe, but we can sit on the motorbike. Yeah, it's pretty comfy. What do you mean? It's a soft tail Harley. It's pretty comfy.

Well, buy a sidecar. What about this one? My partner made me throw away my ponytail from my first haircut. I had it set as a long braid when I had my first proper haircut at 15. It was over one metre in length and I had it for 10 years. That's impressive and disgusting. Yeah, it's a whole bunch of things all rolled into one. What did your partner make you get rid of when they moved in?

Someone said, I had a poster signed by Michael Jordan and Muhammad Ali, but apparently it doesn't fit the decor, so now it's in the shed. God, how many people out there would have a signed poster of either Michael Jordan or Muhammad Ali? Not the signature bit, but that's peak man decorating.

You know what's peak man decorating for millennials? Yeah. Is the picture of Michael Jordan where he's got both arms out flat and he's holding a basketball. Yeah. Or the one of Muhammad Ali where he's standing over the guy and he's got one fist on his opposite shoulder. Yeah, yeah.

That's every man. That's every man who's just moved out of house and just got his own place. That is in so many man caves around the country right now. Like, imagine the reprint on those images. Oh, yeah. It'd be outrageous. Hundreds of thousands.

There you go. Over to you guys. You've got to pick your priorities Like Colin said You don't have to forego the relationship for the thing I'd love to know if he Ended up selling any of those cards Or made money from them You know?

Or if he still just has the collection Yeah, yeah He sounded like he still got them Like he'd never part with them Let's get classical Cool He sounded like he still got them, like he'd never part with them. Bree and Clint. Let's get classical. Cool. Four wins in a row for Team Bree and Clint, unheard of.

Didn't even realise we were on such a run. Yeah. Could be all over here today, though. Could be. Could be. You're only as good as your last game. Exactly. It doesn't mean anything for today's game. If you've never heard it, it's me and Brie versus Ella,

and Claudia's in charge. Claudia? Hello. Sometimes I do say that these songs are from the ZM playlist, and then I go fully rogue, and they're not. But this week, they actually are. Okay. So like you said, pop songs turn classical.

You just need to buzz in with your name, and I need the song title and the artist. Sure. All righty. Is everybody calm and ready? Namaste. Yes, I've been doing my box breathing. Deep breath in and deep breath out.

Okay, good luck everyone. Here is your first song. Oh! I don't know. Brie. Brie. It's Harry Styles' Golden. It is. You're so golden.

Well done. Ella, I know how much that one hurts you because that is your bread and butter. I'm going to cry. Oh, I'm going to cry. It's because that is your bread and butter. I'm going to cry. Oh, I'm going to cry. It's okay. It's just the first song. It's all right.

Oh, no. I also love that song and I couldn't pick it, Ella. It's my favourite. I know. That little... Should have given it away, but... ADHD is good for something, isn't it? Yeah, this is your niche.

This is my niche. Okay, one point for Team Brewing. Clint, here's another one. Oh! Ella! Ella. Three. It's quite a hard one. Two. One. I know it!

This is a hard one. Do you guys want a free guess or do you want to keep playing? I've got nothing. We'll go a hard one. Two. One. I know it. This is a hard one. Do you guys want a free guess or do you want to keep playing? I've got nothing. We'll go back to it. Yep. Got it. Ella. Ella.

Olivia Rodrigo, Bad Idea. Perfect. Thank you. I still can't hear it. Whatever, it's fine. Nothing. Whatever, it's fine. Yeah, well done. Thank you. I still can't hear it. Whatever, it's fine. Nothing. Whatever, it's fine. Yes, I know that he's my ex-boyfriend.

Yeah, well done. I was good. It shows that the song is just one note over and over and over again. It is very monotone. Okay, we're one apiece now. This is the tiebreaker. Good luck, everyone. Here's your last song.

Okay, listen to it. She's reinvigorated. Yeah is the tiebreaker. Okay. Good luck, everyone. Here's your last song. Okay, listen to this. She's reinvigorated. Yeah, she's bad. She's come back to life. Oh! Ella! Ah! Ella?

I've got it. Ah! I've got it. Quick! Rah! Rah! What's it called? Bad Romance, Lady Gaga.

No! It's not Bad Romance. Pokerance, Lady Gaga. No. Not Bad Romance. Poker Face, Lady Gaga. Poker Face. She's got me like nobody. Oh, that was by the skin of our teeth. Good game, Ella. That was a very good game.

Can I call a friend for next week? Oh, should we get you a teammate? Yeah. I'd be open to that. Okay, I a very good game. Can I call a friend for next week? Oh, should we get you a teammate? Yeah. I'd be open to that. Okay, I'll do some research and find someone. Why don't next week

you play with Soundkeeper Brock so it's Gen Z versus Millennials. Yeah. Yes! Okay. My bestie!

Okay. We'll do that. Yep. Love it. Someone who texts Bree and Clint though is going to score 50 KFC chicken dollars

so hopefully that was you. Claudia will be in touch. Bree and Clint, though, is going to score 50 KFC chicken dollars. So hopefully that was you. Claudia will be in touch. Bree and Clint. Who thinks that they have the ability to win a million dollars on a game show? Not a game show, but I do believe I'm going to win Lotto. So, yeah.

So that's nothing to do with your actual smarts. No, not talent. Or IQ or talent. It's just pure luck. I watch, like, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire or Deal or No Deal. It's funny you mention Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Do we have a bit of a theme for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Claude, can you find it for me, please?

A little bit of warning would have been nice. I know, but I didn't want you guys, because I know what you guys are like, where you're like, oh, I'm going to go look at the question. See? Look, why do you doubt yourself? I know you have the ability to find it fast. Here's the opportunity all three of you have, and everyone listening right now,

this question this week on who wants to be a millionaire was asked. Australia or UK? UK. UK. Okay. The one with Jeremy Clarkson. Right. And people are saying it might be the easiest $1 million question in the history of the show.

You've got to risk it all for the million dollar question, eh? All of it. Do you fall back to $500,000? I don't think so. You risk it all? I think you risk it. Oh. Yeah, there's no safety nets after a certain point.

Okay. Okay, are we ready? I hope so. The question for $1 million. Which of these people was born the same year as Queen Elizabeth II? Audrey Hepburn. Judy Garland, Julie Andrews or Marilyn Monroe? Ooh! Which of those people was born the same year as Queen Elizabeth II?

I cannot believe that I know the answer to the million-dollar question. How? I just know it. It's just a part of my general knowledge that I know the answer to the million dollar question. How? I just know it. It's just a part of my general knowledge that I've accumulated over my life of accumulating general knowledge and useless facts. And I believe I know the answer. Can I go for a 50-50?

Can I phone a friend? No lifelines. On the count of three, I want you to all say your answer and then we will reveal. And people on the text machine can text through. Don't look at the text machine. I know the answer.

Okay, your options are Audrey Hepburn, Judy Garland, Julie Andrews, Marilyn Monroe. Who was born the same year as Queen Elizabeth II? On the count of three. One, two, three. Marilyn Monroe. What? I can't do it.

You've all picked Marilyn Monroe. We're assuming Clint's right. Wait, is he right? For $1 million. I believe I'm right. I believe we're all right. I believe in me. The answer is...

Marilyn Monroe! Marilyn Monroe! You just won one million dollars! We're rich! We're rich! Celebrations! You know where I learned that? Instagram.

There you go. I just had a gut feeling and went for it. I get a lot of those ones where it's like, you won't believe that these things are the same age, like moments in history and things like that. And that's where I saw it, Marilyn Monroe. Oh, that's exhilarating. Because there's a photo of Marilyn Monroe meeting a young Queen Elizabeth.

And it says, in this picture, the two women are the exact same age. How did you know, Claudia? It just came to me. Yeah, right. Out of vision. I didn't know the first two, so I just went with D. I knew the name you knew. If I was doing that question, I knew it wasn't Julie Andrews

because she's too young. And then Audrey Hepburn is around the same-ish. And Judy Garland, I wouldn't have known. Put me on, coach. I'm ready. We're ready. Do we have to split the million or do we get one each?

Yeah. I'll send you my bank account, Bree. We can split it four ways. I'm included. Oh. What are you included for? What? Hey, you would have won nothing

if I didn't bring the question. You thought it was Julie Garland? Bree and Clint. We just played the first ever Bree and Clint Gaydar live on air Brie got five from five You picked the correct answer for five people Me on the other hand, I got one

Which, I mean, it's not bad It's a good start, I think It's a good start, you can build on it This is like a social experiment Can a gaydar be learnt? Can you develop a gaydar? Someone texted and said, Brie, as a fellow gay, I also got five out of five.

Go Brie. Clint, I think your gaydar needs a recalibration. Recalibrating. Recalibrating gaydar. You know what you would be good at though? Yeah. Picking straight people.

Well, arguably not because we were picking gay and straight people. Oh, true. I called the straights gay and the gay is straight. Yeah, you're all we were picking gay and straight people. Oh, true. I called the straights gay and the gays straight. Yeah, you're all over the place. I'm all over the place. You need help.

I know. You know what? I need name tags. That's a good idea. Yeah, yeah. That is a great idea. Something you don't need for this game is a name tag. It's birthday banger.

You just need a birthday. Hilton's up first. Hi, Hilton. Hi, Hilton. Hi, what's going on? Not much, mate. What have you been up to today? Oh, I've been sitting in a tractor out the back of a farm all day.

No way. What are you ploughing, Hilton? I'm doing ripping, so I'm just dishing up the, or ripping up the soil to be power-harrowed, which is broken up, ready for seeds to be put in the ground. Yeah, right. Yeah, that takes hours and hours and hours. What are you driving, a Massey Ferguson or a John Deere?

You in a Kombucha? Oh, I wish. No, I'm in a Fence 720 Vario. I wish I was in my Massey, though. Oh. Tractor Chat with Bree and Clint. Hey, you can only dream. We go from gaydar to tractor chat.

Hey, we can do it all. We can do it all. We can do it all. Hilton, what is your... I'll turn in for that segment. Yeah, yeah. Tractor chat? Okay, we'll get into it tomorrow.

Are you in a tractor right now? Yes or no? Call us and we will guess. Hilton. Shit, I like that idea. It's not bad. Yeah, okay. Claude, write it down for tomorrow, please.

What's your date of birth, Hilton? 1st of December, 2007. All right, mate. That means you were 16, Hilton, in 2023. And on that day, this was at the top. Banger, Jack Harlow. Massive hit for him. His biggest song, actually.

What do you reckon, Hilton? Oh, yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, it's a good one. It's not bad. Going to go off in the tractor cab. All right, there she goes. Okay, wait there. We're going to D for the next one.

Hi, D. Hi, D. Hey, how's it? Good, thank you, mate. What have you been doing today? I've been milking cattle here on the farm. Oh, no way. You'd be keen for tractor chat tomorrow then too, wouldn't you?

Yeah. Yeah. What kind of tractors are you guys running on the farm, D? We've got a Massey. Oh, fancy, D. Don't want to brag about it. We've got a Massey. We've got a Massey Ferguson.

All right. Hey, mate, what is your date of birth? 16th of the 2nd, 1993. All right. That means you were 16 in 2009. And back in 2009, this was at the top. Because we belong together now. and back in 2009, this was at the top. Kelly Clarkson.

My life would suck without you. What do you reckon, D? It's a banger, man. It's a banger. Absolute tune, D. Wait there. Last birthday banger goes to Teresa. Kia ora.

Hi, Teresa. Hi. What have you been doing, Teresa? You haven't been on the farm as well, have you? No, I've been doing a self-care day today. Self-care. Oh, tell us more. Yeah, just trying to do the things you don't get to do for yourself. Good on you.

Yeah. Good on you, T. A bit of market research here. We've had two farm blokes who are keen for Tractor Chat. As someone who's not on a farm, would you like to hear Tractor Chat on the show tomorrow? No, thank you. Okay.

I like the honesty, Teresa. What about this idea, Teresa? What about if we ask people, what did you milk today? Oh, that'll be a better topic. Okay. Okay. I mean, that could cover quite a few things. This is market research.

Right now, Teresa, it's about you. What is your date of birth? The 1st of February, 1970. Oh, your birthday twins, Teresa. Me and you. There you go. That's fabulous. You were 16, though, Teresa, in 1986.

And here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a banger. Sausage rolls. That's a good one. You remember that one, Teresa? Oh, I do. Starsanger. Sausage rolls. That's a good one. You remember that one, Teresa? Oh, I do. Starship, We Built This City. Wait there.

I love them all. Very clear winner for me and Kelly Clarkson, though. Can't go past Kelly Clarkson. D, you're a big-time winner on the Massey Ferguson, mate. Oh, yeah, I knew it. Turn it up. You have taken out Birthday banger from 2009. Here's Kelly Clarkson on ZM.

Yes, this means you're sorry. Brian Clint. Kelly Clarkson on ZM. Brian Clint, that is a birthday banger for Dee. It was number one in February 2009. What an absolute tune from Kelly Clarkson. Not to go on about it, but we're receiving more correspondence on Tractor Chat. I thought we revolutionised radio today with Gaydar.

Sounds like we also need to bring the first ever tractor-based segment to the airwaves why don't we do why don't we mesh both together yeah tractors call in and we guess if they're gay tractors or not or are you gay on a tractor yeah like a actually i'm not going to offend the tractor community i was gonna just could you offend the tractor community? Well, I don't know. Yeah. Because people are very passionate about their tractor brands. Yeah. You know?

Oh, you were going to say what's the gayest brand of tractor? No, I was just going to comment on if a tractor, like if tractors did have a sexuality. Which ones would be? Which ones would be gay and which ones would be straight. Oh, God, that's pretty deep. Yeah, that's going too far. I reckon we save that for our tractor podcast.

That's long-form content. Yeah. This has got to be snackable radio stuff, you know? Yeah. More broad. Anyway, tomorrow you call us and we guess if you're in a tractor or not. Next, name in a haystack returns. Can we create radio magic by pairing a random name and a random business?

This is fastly becoming the most popular game. Sorry, lumps and bumps in the tractor. God, stop dropping the clutch. Conversation that has happened a couple of times off air in here is, do you reckon you lose rhythm as you get older? And then people on this show have said, and I quote, I feel like I'm losing my rhythm as I get older. I definitely feel as a dad that my dad dancing era has begun,

but I don't do it intentionally. I just find myself like you'll dance with the kids and I can feel myself just stiffening up. I'm not going to lie. There's been a few videos of you on social media in the last, I don't know, however many years where I've went, whoa. Yeah. He's gone full, like, dad dancing mode.

Dad dance mode, yeah. But I am a dad. I've been a dad for almost six years now. It's not that you're a dad that makes you dance like that. Yeah. Could it be your age? Could be. I feel like I have lost rhythm as I get older. Could it be like a combination of age, children and ethnicity as well?

You know, like the holy trinity of rhythmless dancing. I always felt like I had quite a bit of rhythm. Yeah. You know, quite a bit of rhythm. Yeah. You know, for a Caucasian woman. Yeah, I do have memories of you when you first started here. You had a small arsenal of dance moves that you would rely on and they got you through. Thanks for saying I have a small ass.

I appreciate it. I have done some research. Yeah. Into whether age affects your rhythm yeah according to google it says yes research indicates that people tend to experience a decline in their sense of rhythm as they age really with studies showing older adults demonstrating reduced accuracy in reproducing rhythmic patterns and a tendency to speed up beats compared to younger individuals. I think we put it to the test.

Okay, yeah. I think we put it to the test right here this afternoon. I know this is very visual, but Producer Ella, can you promise that we consent to whatever happens here this afternoon will be cut up, edited and put onto our social media at Bree and Clint. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok and Facebook. Wait, why does she consent? No, we consent to having the video put out there.

Yeah, look, what else? At this point, what have I got left? It's your job, man. You know, it's all on the internet. Okay, so producer Claude has lined up a couple of songs and you and I just need to dance. Yeah. And then we want to get some comments from you girls afterwards, okay? And just be brutally honest about how you think our rhythm was.

Okay? All right. Okay, here comes the first song. I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby. But you keep running. Saying what you gonna do to me. But I ain't seen nothing. I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, baby.

But you keep running. Saying what you gonna do to me. But I ain't seen nothing. All right, stop. Yeah, cut. Got it. How did we go? I'm a little bit uncomfortable. That was the worst thing I've, cut. Got it. How did we go? I'm a little bit uncomfortable.

That was the worst thing I've ever witnessed. I know. And I could feel myself doing it. I didn't know where to go. That was so bad. I mean, I could see out of the corner of my eye what clip was doing. I was trying to do what you were doing. There was a lot going on in there.

I don't want to post that. Nah, don't post it. Nah. Shake that thing, bitch. Can I, can I shake that thing, bitch? Oh, now they've shaken their asses. Nah, don't post it. Nah. Oh, now they're shaking their asses. Okay, how was that one? Was that sexy? You won't forget it's oscillating If I don't take pity Obviously you'll get life On the rhythm On my ride On my lyrics I provide electricity

Okay, how was that one? Was that sexy? I will say, if I saw that at a wedding, I would join you. Like, the enthusiasm is there. Yeah, right, right, right. This is a rhythm test. We're looking for rhythm. This is a rhythm test.

Any rhythm? How much rhythm on a scale of one to ten? Ten being the best dancer. I would give Brie a four. And Clint a three and a half. What? I gave you so much eye contact. Yeah, we still got an eye contact.

A three and a half and a four, mate. Maybe it's just when the rat's long. One more. One more. You can bring it in. I think this is where we... We've got to go hard though. We redeem ourselves, yeah. Just give it everything you've got. The harder you dance, the better you dance.

Watch me. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. This is not going to end up. No. I can't get out. I can't get out.

Don't post... Do not post this. I think starting out. Don't post. Do not post this. I think we cut it off at one. You've never looked more millennial. Let's just say that. I got stuck in the Macarena and I couldn't get out. How did you feel during that? The Macarena comes for us all, Brie.

Eventually, your time comes and it will find you. Brie and Clint. Guys, it's been a long time since we've had some fashion find you. Brie and Clint. God, it's been a long time since we've had some fashion news on The Brie and Clint Show, but it's back. And if there's one person we go to that has their finger on the pulse of fashion, it is producer Claude. You know what our fashion lead producer Claude said to us today? Because Brie got sent some tangle teasers.

Oh, I love a good tangle teaser. Arguably the world's best hairbrush. Yeah. And she said, Claudia, have you ever used a tangle teaser? And Claudia said, no, I don't brush my hair. No, I don't brush my hair. Ever. Well, I brush it in the shower, but when I moved recently,

I didn't brush my hair for two weeks and it was totally fine. How? I just, I'm amazed by that. For someone with bleached hair especially. The parts of your hair that you can see are fine. You could have a total bird's nest at the back there and you wouldn't know. That's not her concern. It's none of my business what goes on there.

That's a very good point. Anyway, there is fashion news. Claudia said to us, you guys are going to hate this. This thing that is coming back into fashion. It's not skinny ripped jeans. This is a new thing. Okay. It's something that I've seen that I don't think either of you are going to be on board with.

Okay. But I will say that. Why do you say that? Do you think we're quite close minded when it comes to fashion? Yes. Who do you think is a bigger risk taker when it comes to their fashion? Or we're both pretty basic no i think you take risks in different directions i think brie you take more risks than like actual like

fashion items like unique pieces okay do you really need to ask that question in that shirt you're the one that's wearing a woman's Ralph Lauren denim shirt. Now, now, let's not fight. It's not women's, it's just too small. It's your wife's. Anyway, Claudia, this fashion news is tearing us apart. Yeah, come on, guys. What is the fashion item that you think we'll hate?

Okay, I want to present to you the perfect transitional piece between summer and winter, the perfect autumnal piece. What I have for you today for the low, low price of $220 is one-legged jeans. Oh. Hell no. So you've got one leg all the way full length. This is not fashion. This is Timo shit again.

This is from a designer brand. This is not fashion. This is Timo shit again. No, this is from a designer brand. This is like when they did that denim G-string. I have seen the headlines for this. It's been going around the fashion troves. You know what the worst part is for me? The one leg in, one leg out part? Besides that, when it's styled, I actually don't hate it. Oh, God.

Like, I would never wear it. One side is like booty shorts and the other side is full-length jeans. Yeah, one side is Daisy Jukes, the other one is a full-length bootcut jean. Here's my problem. How do they pick which leg is the one that's out in the open? Oh, that's a great point. You know, like, what if I... What if the out leg has some bruises on it?

Yeah, what if my leg... What if I accidentally tan, fake tan the other leg, and then I'm in big trouble? You do the wrong leg. Do like a lefty version and a righty version. Do you know what it's giving, though? Taylor Swift reputation from the era. Oh, it is, too.

That's why I'm, like, not angry. Because we're used to it now. No, no, no, no, no. You're just not used to it. You're hard. You're a hater. You don't understand fashion. I am a hater, no, no, no, no. You're just not used to it. You're hard. You're a hater. You don't understand fashion. I am a hater, eh?

I am a hater. Yeah. Do you have any old jeans at home that you could cut one leg off? Can we cut some of your jeans up? Okay, you've got a point, Claudia. Let's not knock it until we try it. Let's try it. Tomorrow, we will attempt the one-legged jean trend.

I've got a pair of ripped jeans that I can cut up. I've got some with a hole in the ass. Oh, they're perfect. Perfect. No, that's a different trend altogether. Weirdly, they came with the hole. I don't want to know where you got them from. What charity shop?

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