ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th May 2021

Episode Date: May 11, 2021

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where today we have a special guest. Oh thank you, that's so nice of you to call me special. It is not you, but you are definitely special. Special guest, when you're ready, please, reveal yourself! Good evening New Zealand, yes I'm finally back with a vengeance. It's mumma die. Bin, get the song. Bin, get the song.

Get her walk-in song. When's the last time you were here? Two years ago. Two years ago, yeah. Yeah, it's been a while. I mean, you've been on the show quite a lot since then, haven't you? Yeah, but not here. Not here.

You've been locked down. Not in the person. We haven't you? Yeah, but not here. Not here. Locked down. Not in the person. We haven't had the chance. Mum's been in lockdown and it's actually not even anything to do with COVID. She's had an ankle bracelet. Brianna. You don't have to tell everybody. And scabies.

What was it for? Weeing in public? She had ringworm. Have you ever weed in public? Have you? Brianna, no. She's got down and done the squat. It's not a truth and dare here, is it? I've been arrested for that. Have you ever weed in public? Have you? Brianna, no, I haven't. Got down and done the squat?

It's not a truth and dare here, is it? I've been arrested for that. Yeah, me too. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Remember this? Make big deposits. My gloss is popping.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. Remember the words? I can't like it. No, I don't want to. I want it. I got it.

I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. Do you remember the words? I can't like it. No, I don't want to. I want it. Oh, I got it. Keep going. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it. It's a gestalt.

One of my most favourite moments on our show ever. It's burnt into my conscious. It's amazing. It brings me so much joy And so many other people What's your second favourite What's her name again Mama Di No the actual singer

What's her name Arianda Grundy Stop watching My neck is flossing Arianda Grundy The last time I was here Clint had only one child Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big tapas. Oh, bloody goodness. The last time I was here, Clint had only one child. Had I had it?

Yeah. Did it exist? I had had it. Yeah, you're busy. Yeah, right. And I'd only had gonorrhea then. Oh, Brianna. It's all right.

What have you had since? You don't want to know. No, I do want to know. I don't want to know. That's for sure. What's the other one? What's the had since? You don't want to know. No, I do want to know. I don't want to know. That's for sure. What's the other one? What's the other one? The other one.

Syphilis. No, what's the other one? Herpes. No. Crabs. No. What is it? Syphilis.

Genital warts. What's it? Get on your microphone. Chlamydia. Chlamydia. Didn't we say chlamydia? Wasn't that the first one we said? No, it's syphilis. It's syphilis. Chlamydia and gonorr Didn't we say chlamydia Wasn't that the first time we said No it's syphilis

Syphilis Chlamydia and gonorrhea Are my two favourite ones There's an Ebba song about They're just funny to say Like it's funny to say Chlamydia or gonorrhea There's nothing funny about those at all Brianna

Well you can take a pill And you can clear it up As long as you get regularly Checked for STIs You know too much information By what I'm listening to. People need to be educated. There's that Ebba song about it, eh? Gonorrhea.

Here I go again. Oh, no. How did I contract it? Gonorrhea. I got it from a guy called Joe. Hey, hey. Just how much I miss Joe. You know, there's a... Listen to that song again. It's one of their classics. You know, there's a website, Mum, if you can track gonorrhea or chlamydia or something.

Because obviously, you need to tell people that you've been intimate with if you've had it. Or else it spreads. And it can be horrible and can cause infertility. So go get checked. Go get your STIs checked. But you know, there's a website. Your Subaru STIs. Yeah. Is there's a website your Subaru STIs yeah

is that why you got the Subaru he's got an evil look on his face well you're the one who's got one it's not good and you go on this website

and it can send you can put a person's number in and it can send them a message anonymously saying you need to go get checked for gonorrhea because people get so embarrassed

so then they don't tell people but the website it's actually a great idea I love the idea of that anonymous app where you put in their details and it sends a message they go someone you've slept with recently has uh gonorrhea you need to go and get a test and you're like oh my god who could it be what have you already slept with one person in the last 12 months you would just text that person straight away and go why don't you just tell me yeah that's a risk i risk. I've anonymously sent it to Big Gay Gorgeous Al a few times. Just for fun.

Oh, yeah. I haven't. I actually haven't. I actually haven't. But it would be funny. I feel sorry for him. Well, you know, good reminder to go get checked. How many times do you have to get checked if you're a man, STIs?

I've been married for how long? I know, but you should know these things. Producer Ben, do you have to get checked if you're a man? I've been married for how long? I know, but you should know these things. Producer Ben, how often should you get checked? I think it's once a year. Once a year. Isn't it only if you're... If you're sexually active. Yeah.

No, I don't know. I don't have time to Google that. Producer Anastasia, how often do we have to get checked? Women. Yeah. I just prefer abstinence. Good option. And that's a great way to do it as well.

I mean, I wouldn't have a clue. Every six months. It's always if there's an itch. There's a, yeah. Wendy. Anastasia. Don't even ask. I know you're going to ask it before you even.

Have you ever had gonorrhea? Me? No, not you. Mum. What? Have you ever had gonorrhea? No, I haven't, Brianna. We've been through this before.

Don't ask your mother those questions. Chlamydia. It's disgusting. No, Brianna. I'm not going through my medical history with the whole of New Zealand. They don't want to know about it. This is actually anyone. This is international.

Anyone can hear this. Yeah, this is international. People all over the world. There are no rules on the podcast. Oh, that's right. See? That's why Anastasia's having to vape. Anastasia, are you vaping out there?

What's your opinion? As a parent, what's your opinion on vaping, Mama Di? Well, I think it'd be much the same as smoking. It is much the same. Is the habit forming the same type of thing? Well, it doesn't have tobacco in it. That's the only big difference. Isn't it all about not inhaling?

If you don't inhale it too much, it'd be... Still bum puff. What's the point of bum puffing? Oh, Brianna. Some of your terminology is absolutely... Colin the no she's right that is the scientific that is the scientific but a bum puff that's the um that's the anatomically correct you know why they call it a bum puff because obviously when you bum puff you just you know breathe it in but it's because it sounds like an actual bum puff which is oh yeah briana i thought it's because

you have to pucker your lips up like a butthole That too Clint I wouldn't do that if I was you It's not becoming What am I becoming? Gonorrhea Gonorrhea Here I go again

My my I just got an STI Mamma mia What's that website thing? My my I just got an STI. Mamma mia. What's that website thing? I just got an STI. Don't tell Mamma Mia. Let's go. Enjoy the podcast, everybody.

This was actually a great podcast intro to remind you to go get your STIs checked. Yeah. And lay off the vapes. Two in one. Yeah. There we go. Health warning. Whatever lay off the vapes. Two in one. Yeah. There we go. Health warning. Whatever gets you through, really.

Two in one. I mean, you know, we're not your parents. Well, she's my parents, but she's mine. Some of us are your parents. Excuse me. I can still give good. What? What?

What can you still give? You don't listen anyway, so what's the point? I do listen to you. Anyway, now we're just getting a fight. We'll take this off air. All right. Bye, everybody. I'm changing the dolphin, for God's sake.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint.

G'day everyone. You know when you get a new intern? Yeah. And then, well people probably don't know, but sometimes we get interns in. Yeah, it's part of us giving back. Yeah. You know, you sort of talk to the next generation. People that want to get into radio.

Yeah, yeah, show them what the big time's like. Yeah. Share a bit of your knowledge with them. You've got to give them jobs, though. Yeah, yeah, keep them occupied. We've got a new intern in today. Yeah. Her name.

She's shy. She's shy. She's not been on the radio before. Let me introduce you to intern Mama Di. Afternoon, New Zealand. How's it all going? Did you almost forget the name of the country you were in? No, I would never do that.

No. She's had a few wines. Were you about to say New South Wales? No, I would never say New South Wales, ever. She's had a few wines. Were you about to say New South Wales? Oh, no, I would never say New South Wales, ever. Don't say that to a Queenslander. It's blasphemy, isn't it? No, Mama Di's visiting and she's learning the ropes, just in case, you know, something happens to one of us.

Yeah. Like if we get sick or, you know, whatever, Mama Di can step in. Anytime. Anytime. Anytime at all, guys. How much do you want to get paid? At least something. It'd be good if I even just got a cup of coffee now and again.

Cup of coffee. Well, you're the intern. We were hoping you would get the cups of coffee. How much are you aiming low when you say, I'd just like to get paid something? That'd be good. That'd be great. We can teach you some things This afternoon though So maybe I'll just

I'll just duck around here And speak to the intern And she can do the next couple of bits Okay Okay I'll just Are you going to Just pad for time On the show today of course

Add to cart These add to carts Are all the things That you guys have picked So all the items Have come from you guys And there's some great ones So we'll do that last item

At four o'clock Okay she's ready She's ready Be listening at five To win the full add to cart Alright come from you guys, and there's some great ones. So we'll do that last item at 4 o'clock. Okay, she's ready. She's ready. Be listening at 5 to win the full add to cart. All right, and go. Throw the intern. And, Mum, what else? We've got Tradie versus Lady coming up on ZM today,

and I hope you all enjoy it. Phone up. Nailed it. And the number? Do you know the number? The number is? 0800. 1800? Yeah. I don't number? The number is 0800. 1800?

Yeah. I don't know, Bria. 0800. Dial ZM. Get more work to do. You'll be fine. Sorry. Call now if you want to play.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, the tradies versus the ladies. It's 38 to the ladies this year and 28 to the tradies still trailing by 10 wins. Today, our lady is from Whanganui and she studied criminology. Ooh, interesting.

Please welcome to the show our lady, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. You're a big fan of the show CSI? Yes, 100%, of course. Who isn't? It's a great show. NCIS? Not so much. What about Law and Order SVU? That's my favourite.

I'm going to say I'm a CSI girl. Fair enough. DWTS? No, that's Dancing with the Stars. You're going up against our lady tradie today. She's from Wellington. She's 29 and she has a 660 tattoo. Welcome to the show, Larissa.

Hi, Larissa. Hey. How are you? Hey, Sam. How are we? Good. Thank you, mate. Can we ask what is the tattoo of?

It's of the, like, don't forget your roots, my friend. Yeah, that song. Have you got the lyrics tattooed on you? Oh, I've got the lyrics on my arm. Or just a big root. Just some tree roots. Good one, good one. Good one, good one, good one.

Could have been bad if they got one, you know, word missing out of that. I know, right? I wrote it. I made sure. Yeah, good, good, good, good. All right, guys. Larissa, your buzzer is tradie. Amanda, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck. Alright, here we go. Question number one. What was the name of Santa's reindeer that had a red nose? Amanda. Lady. Oh, controversial. We're going to have to give this to Larissa because you buzzed in incorrectly,

Amanda. Larissa, what's your guess? Rudolph. It is Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer. Question number two. CX-5, Santa Fe and Swift are all models of what? Lady. Yes, Larissa. Six-foot-old Honda?

No. Amanda. Answer? No, the answer we're looking for is car. They're all from different places. That's a trick question. Love it, girls. It was a trick question.

Still one to the tradies. Question number three. Gotta Get Your Head in the Game is a song from what? Lady. Yes, Amanda. High School Musical? That's correct. Sung by the Zac Efron.

It's one apiece. Question number four. Mama Di and I are from a place in Queensland called Stanthorpe. It is home to the giant A, pineapple, B, banana, C, apple, or D, prawn? Lady. Yes, Amanda. Banana. Good guess, but no.

That is Coffs Harbour. Larissa, you want to guess? Okay, so there's pineapple. Pineapple. Apple. Apple or prawn. So it's not. Okay.

Hmm. I'm going to give you three, two. Pineapple. No, that's up higher in North Queensland. It's the apple. My dad's an apple farmer. That was the clue. All right, no points there. One all still. Let's the apple. My dad's an apple farmer. That was the clue. All right, no points there.

One all still. Let's keep going. All right, here we go. Question number five. Can you name who sings this song? Yes, Amanda's in. Veronica? That is correct.

The Veronica's. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Larissa. Amanda, you need this one to win. Question number six. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have rekindled their romance after 17 years. Which of these movies was Ben Affleck not in?

A, Gone Girl, B, Batman, or C, Step Brothers? Tradies, ladies. Larissa? Not in. Ben Affleck wasn't in Step Brothers. That's correct. Nice work. Not in VNS, like, wasn't in Stepbrothers. That's correct. Nice work. We're all tied up.

Here we go. Last question for the win. Question number seven. The New Zealand government says it's vaccinating people against COVID-19 so fast they might actually run out. Is the vaccine taken orally, rectally or intravenously? Yes, Amanda. Intravenously.

Well done. Well done, Amanda. And that serves as a very important reminder. If someone offers you a rectal vaccine. Don't take it. You're at the wrong kind of clinic. That's a different type of vaccine. Don't take. No You're at the wrong kind of clinic. That's a different type of vaccine. Don't take,

no immunity, no immunity to be had up there. Well done both ladies. That was a great game of Tradee v. Ladies. Brie and Clint. I've had to do this before.

I just like to issue a medical retraction for a question posed in Tradee vs. Lady and I take full responsibility. I wrote the question. Because on the text machine, I'm getting thrown under the bus. Everyone's like,

Bree, that was wrong. And I'm like, I didn't even write the question. So the question was, is the COVID-19 vaccination taken orally, rectally or intravenously? None. None. Of the above. No, the correct answer is none. The COVID-19 vaccine is intramuscular.

Which is into your arm, obviously. Just a further issue there, Attraction. If you're looking to vaccinate yourself, don't do it intravenously because that will kill you. Yeah, it's an IV, right? I even asked you before we went on, I was like, what does that mean?

Mate! And you were like, it's right, it's right. We've got to pump out seven general knowledge questions a day. And we'll be honest, we always forget to write the questions so we do it in the song before we do the game, all right? Could have been worse. Thank you. And can I say thank you to the medical community for keeping us honest?

I said it. Just be glad we didn't advise people to take it rectally, okay? Yeah. Could always be worse. It could be. So we apologise. We retract. It is be. So we apologise. We retract. It is not taken intravenously.

Let's move on to another topic instead of all the mistakes we make. And it's about a guy who has done a very elaborate thing for his pet. Now, the pet's name is Dexter. He's a seven-year-old pug. Or should I say was a seven-year-old pug. Oh, no. Dexter, unfortunately, recently passed away. It's after an undisclosed illness. And his owner, Tim, who's a pastor and a preacher in Pennsylvania,

said, you know what? Dexter was such a great boy that I'm going to throw him the most elaborate, amazing funeral that I can. Dog funeral. Dog funeral, which is exactly what he did. And apparently we've got a bit of the music here from the funeral. No, it wasn't. No, I think this was played at the funeral. No, it wasn't.

No. Well, I took a guess, okay? I took a guess. Yeah, it could have been worse. I think this was it. Yeah, that was okay. Could have been a bit of Snoop Dogg. Could have been the Baja men. Some of the details about this funeral,

there was hundreds and hundreds of dollars spent on flowers. He was in an open casket, dressed in a blue bow tie attached to his collar. An open dog casket. An open dog casket. And his head resting on his favourite chew toy. Right. Many people attended the funeral.

There was a eulogy. Right. It was all of the above. Human eulogy or dog eulogy? Because I feel like he should be. Isn't it the same? No, I feel, no. Oh, from one of these.

Delivered by a human or delivered by a dog? Because I feel like you want your peers to speak at your funeral, right? We actually have a bit of the eulogy here. Let's just, there's the audio. Such nice words. Can I just say one thing? Mum and Ty jumped in. Of course you can.

Honestly, the cost of the funeral, why didn't he just get him stuffed? That's a very good point. And that he'd have him there all the time on the mental place. You know, Mum, not everyone likes to be stuffed. Stuffing's not for everyone. Some people really enjoy it. Some people love it. Some people get stuffed twice a week.

But it's not for everyone. Brianna. That was too far. Nah, sorry. Hey! I'm with Mum and Di. That was too far. I could have been talking about a turkey.

That was gross. How do you guys know? Let's move on. I want to ask people this afternoon, because would you say that's pretty elaborate, pretty extravagant? It's over the top. It's pretty over the top.

I know you're mourning, but that is what I would deem stupid. I mean, I'm on the fence. No, no, no. I'm on the fence. You described it. You've undersold it. He's got a full, like, there's a church service.

Oh, my God, there's booklets and stuff. Yeah, there's pamphlets. There's paintings. It's over the top. I mean, we want to ask you this afternoon, and be honest with us, 0800-DIAL-ZM, what's the extravagant thing you do for your pet? Is it the food that

you prepare for them? Is it where they sleep? Is it, I don't know. I don't even know what you can do. Does your dog have braces? I don't know. Give us a call and let us know. Bree and Clint. 0800 dials at M. Be honest with us this afternoon. Are you treating

your pet like a king or queen? Yeah, you're cooking them dinner on the stove every night. You know when I got my cats? Yeah. The person who gave me the cats told me they were... They weren't cooking them a meal every night. No, but they told me they were paleo. Oh, my God.

The lady who we got the cats off, wonderful woman. Is that even a thing? Well, according to her it was. And we go, absolutely, these are paleo cats. As soon as we got them in the car, me and Lucy looked at each other and went like hell. These are not paleo cats. I met a lady in a supermarket. These are not paleo cats.

Cats prefer chef. Meow. Literally. I met a woman in a supermarket once and her dog had braces. Really? That's true, yeah. Do you think they were do you think it was like a cosmetic thing? A medical thing? Or cosmetic? I don't know. I wish I had of had the guts to ask her.

You know how you can tell? How? Did the dog have lip fillers as well? Yeah, it did look quite tight around the eyes. It's more of probably a cosmetic thing. Yeah, it could have been. Invisalign. We're asking you because there's a dog named Dexter who has sadly passed away and his owner has thrown him a very elaborate funeral.

There's been, you know, a service, flowers, booklets, a eulogy, open casket. It's so over the top. We've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. What's the elaborate thing you've done for your pet? Mon's called up. Hey, Mon. Hi, Mon. Hi. What's the thing you're doing? Oh your pet? Mon's called up. Hey, Mon. Hi, Mon. Hi.

What's the thing you're doing? Oh, you said it's your sister's cat. Yeah. So my sister's cat is her baby. It's her child. She doesn't want kids, so her cat is her absolute everything. So he got run over by a car, and to save his life, she had to spend a $15,000 vet bill.

Whoa! And is he okay now after the $15,000? Yeah, he's fine. Like, yeah, like, well, something to do with the spine, so, like, he couldn't walk his back leg. Like, he was paralyzed. And to have the surgery to make him walk again, yeah, it was 15 grand.

15 grand? Is he half robot, half cat? He's Iron Cat. I know. Robo Cat. I just won a $250 trampoline and I'm like, nut. Mama Di's here. That's crazy.

Well, I'm glad that he's okay and your sister must be stoked. You live on a farm, Mama Di. What's the most you'd spend to save the cat? Well. Why are you asking her? You live on a farm, Mumadai. What's the most you'd spend to save the cat? Well... Why are you asking her? We won't go into that, but I can honestly say, I can honestly understand... Because farming people are very straight up about this stuff.

No, no, no, let me know. They're very straight up. Let me tell you a story one time. This is a legit story. When we were growing up, we had a kitten. Our cat had kittens and one of the kittens cut its arm open and it was quite a big nasty gash.

Like it was probably like five or six centimetres. And I said to mum, I was like, oh, the kitten's hurt its arm. We need to take it to the vet. My mum goes, nah, let me have a look at it. And she put some antibacterial powder on the arm and then she put a waterproof band-aid and then she put a bit of PVC pipe over the arm, like a splint, and then wrapped it up, left it on there, would change it every now and then.

Boom, Bob's uncle healed up perfectly. It was absolutely fine, but my dad was a medic in the army so he taught us all those tricks of the trade. Did he repair a lot of cats in the army, did he? Well, yeah, well, you could have said that, I suppose. A lot of cat battle scars. Yeah, cats are taught to sniff out landmines. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy, what's better than a celebrity impression? It's a celebrity doing a celebrity impression, and Megan Fox has done exactly that on the Kelly Clarkson show. She has. It's been like the highlight of the day. She's been trending all around Hollywood. Megan Fox, she's not just hot, she's incredibly talented, let me tell you.

She did an impersonation of Britney Spears that had us absolutely gagging on Kelly Clarkson's show. You know, it's such an adorable show. Kia, I want you to hear firsthand how brilliant Megan Fox is doing Britney Spears. Check it out. I'm not a girl.

Like, I am a woman. Oh my God. Pretty good. She gets that wobble, that wobble in her voice quite good, eh? The Britney Spears wobble. Yeah. I like that interview.

She said that if a plane was going down, she would listen to Britney Spears' Oops, I Did It Again because there's no way she's going to die listening to Britney Spears' Oops, I Did It Again. It's just not going to happen. Yeah, you're not going to turn on I went down in a blaze of glory. You don't

want to listen to that because it's more likely. Too foreboding. Yeah, right. Bree told me the other day that Megan Fox is dating Machine Gun Kelly now. Has been for a long time, hey Dean? She is. Yeah, they. Bree told me the other day that Megan Fox is dating Machine Gun Kelly now. Has been for a long time. Hey, Dean. She is. Yeah, they're a hot couple.

They hang out with Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian. They're like the cool little double dating clique in LA right now. Very cool. Yeah, but you know who did that kind of date the rocker first? Cameron Diaz. I thought you were going to say Pamela Anderson. Oh, that's going even further back. Yeah, right. That is the latest.

Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. There's always been the conversation about, you know, vegetarians, vegans, meat eaters, carnivores. Pescatarians. Pescatarians. I mean, what else is there? Herbivores. Omnivores.

Omnivores. If the dinosaurs are coming into it I mean, what else is there? Herbivores. Omnivores. Omnivores. If the dinosaurs are coming into it. Fish. What are they? What are fish? Yeah. Fish. Fish are pescatarians because they only eat fish.

No, they eat other things. Because the bigger fish eat seaweed and stuff. Yeah, but that's a plant. Pescatarians eat plants too. Yeah. Fish are pescatarians. There you. Yeah. Fisher Piscatarians. There you go. We just had a realisation.

There's an article that's come out and it's research that's been done on who's healthier. Fish or people. Fish or dinosaurs. And it's meat eaters versus vegetarians. Right, okay. And this was done at the University of Glasgow, which is in Scotland, isn't it?

No Scottish accents from you. We've been told by our international community that before you do more Scottish accents, you need to go under intensive Scottish training. I actually have entered into a Scottish accent course after realising how bad it was last time. It's online. So I appreciate it.

Yeah, it's an online course. Obviously. Yeah, obviously. But they examined biomarkers of about 166,000 adults, which looked at the association with 19 blood and urine biomarkers in relation to diabetes, cardiovascular disease, cancer, liver, bone and joint health and kidney function. So this is vegos versus meatheads.

Exactly. Right. In your opinion, what do you think, who do you think came out on top? So I believe that it's all about balance. I think too much of either side is going to be bad for you. But I would say that if it's strictly vegetarian or strictly meat-inclusive diet. Who's eating a full meat diet?

Yeah, right. Let's hope. That guy. That guy who worked here. That's right. He was a meatitarian. We talked to a guy who worked at the office who was only eating red meat. Yeah, he had two steaks for lunch every day.

Not good. I would say that the meat eaters were healthier in this study. It said that it was discovered that vegetarians had fewer biomarkers connected with health conditions such as diabetes, cancer, heart disease and kidney function issues. However, it also found that vegetarians had lower levels of beneficial biomarkers, including vitamin D, calcium, which are both linked to bones and joints.

So you're not going to contract any of those diseases, but you are going to die anyway. Your bones are going to be very brittle. Brie and Clint. But it's time for a game that we like to call Do You Remember? Tell them how it works, Brie. It's quite difficult because last time we didn't have a winner, but this is how it works.

We want you guys to call up on 0800DIALSATM and we want you to suggest a song that Clint and I might not remember. Yeah. The idea is we all know the song, but we haven't thought about it for ages. It has to give you that feeling where you go, oh my God, that song. And by ages, we mean at least five years. At least five years.

Where we haven't thought about it, it comes out of the blue and you're like, oh my God, remember this song? To win the game, you have to get a yes from Bree and myself. As an added level of difficulty today, you also have to get it from Mama Di. Oh, thank you very much I'll be quite tough

She knows all the songs We will kick it off to show you how it works Why don't you go first Brie I'll go first Do you remember Do you remember this classic song From a woman named Christina Milian If somebody hit the lights

So we could rock it day and night People getting down that slide named Christina Millian. Okay, you know what? I'll give you that because I know the song and I definitely have not thought about it for five years and I don't hate it. So you get one from me, Mumma Di. Don't know. I don't know if it'll get me up rocking. It's from AM to PM.

What don't you like? One advantage about it, Brianna, is I've never heard it. So that's a plus. So I'll have to give you a tick as well. Okay, good. All right, good. You're on the boards. Great.

Okay, I'm quite excited about mine today. Okay, I'm excited too. I think I've got it today. I think I've got it. All right. Okay, here we go. Now, you're not going to remember the name. The name of the artist is Donna Lewis,

and the song is called I Love You Always Forever. How good is this song? I was driving home the other day. It was playing on Coast. And I was like, this song. This sounds like the 90s. It sounds like Dawson's Creek. Kind of sounds like, what's that song that plays right at the end of Bridesmaids?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? Where They Dance? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something Phillips. Okay. Love it. Wilson Phillips?

Wilson Phillips. Sounds like them. Okay, time to vote. Yes, it, yeah. Something Phillips. Okay. Love it. Wilson Phillips? Wilson Phillips. Sounds like them. Okay, time to vote. Yes, it's a tick from me. Had not thought about that song in a long time. Mumma Die. I actually do know the song and I think it's fantastic. So, yeah. It's a yes. It's a yes. Yes!

You've done it this week, mate. Nice work. We're both on the board. Now it's over to Mumma Die. Do you remember We told Mum to bring a song to the table for this She's overcompensated And I believe you've got three Yes, I do have three Because I couldn't choose between them

So they're very varied So you'll have to bear with me And see what you think Okay, what one do you want to do first? So the first one up is Christina Aguilera. I've got the note. Now, great song. It's a great song.

I'm going to come in and say this came up in Birthday Banger a couple of weeks ago. It did. So it's a no from both of us. Great song. But great song, you're on track. That's right, you've got two more. You've got two more. Okay, so the next one.

Do you remember? Mustang Sally? Jimmy Barnes. Of course. Is this Jimmy Barnes? Must be a cover. You mean the Jimmy Barnes version? Yes.

Yeah, right. You know what? I haven't thought about it in a while. I haven't thought about it. I haven't thought about it. I have to give it to you. You've got one. Let's see if you can really nail it with the last one.

Well, I reckon I've absolutely nailed the last one. There's nobody like Tom Jones. Sex Bomb. We recently played this. We played this as a morale boosting request during lockdown last year. So it's bloody good but

no, sorry. We thought about it. Yeah. Hey, you got one out of three. You're on the board, yeah. One out of three is pretty good. I'm happy. Okay, this is where we open up to you guys.

There is 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs if you can get a song that we don't remember that fits the criteria. We haven't thought about it for a long, long time and it gives us that feeling. It has to be the best one. And here's the only rule. It can't be a song that none of us have never heard of.

No. It's the only rule. We need to remember it song that none of us have never heard of. No. It's the only rule. We need to remember it. We actually need to know it. We need to. Do you remember? It's in the name of the game. I mean, yeah.

0800 DIAL ZM. What's your song? See if you can trump us this afternoon. Bree and Clint. We're in the midst of a game of Do You Remember? Quite hard to describe how this game works, isn't it? It's more of a feeling. More of a feeling, but we've asked you to call up on 0800DIALZM

and suggest a song that you think we haven't heard about in a very long time. A song that gives us a good feeling. It's like a five-year window where you go, oh my God, it's so long.. A song that gives us a good feeling. Yeah. You know? It's like a five-year window where you go, oh my God, it's so long. Remember that song? We got on the board already with your track from... Christina Milian. That was excellent.

And you also got on the board. With Donna Lewis. I knew that someone was going to get it. I feel uplifted. And then Mama Di also came through with this classic. Oh, Mustang Sally. Yeah, it was very good. We've had one on the text machine as well.

Yes. Which is pretty good. I've looked at this one on the text machine because there is quite a few good suggestions coming through. This one was a standout and it's by La Bouche. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this one works. Banger.

Okay, three callers on the phone. If one person gets it, they win KFC chicken dollars. Correct. If more than one gets it, we have to pick the best one. Brendan's going to kick us off first. Brendan, when you're ready. What's your song, Brendan?

It's not as much of a throwback as the other tunes you were going for, but it slaps back in the day. Yeah. That's 303. I think I should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints. I have not thought about this song for a long time, so you've got me there, Brendan.

Yeah, I'll give you that, Brendan. You've got it. Yep, well done. Yeah, well done. Well, you got it. Do we know how long ago? It must be like eight years ago now, that song. Mama died.

The look on her face is saying, I have no idea what this song is. Well, Brendan sounds good, so I'll give him a tick. Good. Okay, good work, Brendan. You're on the board. Let's go to Kristen. Hi, Kristen. Hi, Kristen.

Hi. You think you got what it takes? Yeah. I hope so. When you're ready. Do you remember? Every Morning by Sugar Ray. Oh.

This is good. Because I have thought about Sugar Ray, but probably the Fly, the Sugar Ray Fly. I swear this song was used on quite a lot of... Teen movies? Teen movies. Yeah. But not for a long time, so...

You got it, Kristen. Nice work. You're on the board, Kristen. Well done. We'll get one more on from Phil. G'day, Phil. G'day, Phil. Hey.

All right. No pressure, man. You need this to be in contention for the KFC. When you're ready... Come on, Phil. The Big Bang by Rock Mafia. The Big, Big Bang. The reason I'm alive.

When all the stars collide. In this universe inside. The Big, Big Bang. Now, your song is quite alternative. I'll be honest. Yeah. I don't know the song, but I like it. Yeah.

But unless you remember it, it can't. Look, it gets a yes from me. But if you don't remember it, it can't go through, Bree. I can't say I know that song, but I like the song. Yeah. I think it sounds awesome. I'm sad that I don't know it. Bugger.

Sorry, Phil. It's a great song. Do you know it. Bugger. No. Sorry, Phil. It's a great song. Do you know it? Yes, I do. Okay, so it's between Kristen for Sugar A's Every Morning and Brendan for 303 and Starstruck. Oh, what is it going to be? Ben, can we have a little bit of each one?

Can we have a little bit of 303 first as a reminder? Give us that one. Okay, and now a little bit of 303 first as a reminder. Give us that one. Okay, and now a little bit of 303. Now there's 10 years difference between the songs. One's from 99, one's from 2009. You can tell. Yeah. What is it?

What's it going to be? Only one of them can win. Only one of them can be the victor today. Absolutely. For me, it's Sugar Ray. Yeah, Mama Di's voting Sugar Ray. Okay, Mama Di's into Sugar Ray. Can I vote for LaBouche?

No, you can't vote for LaBouche. I'm going to vote 303 Starstruck. So the deciding vote is in your hands, Brie. Oh, that's such... Well done. Yeah, good. An a-hole move. Ben, give us a drum roll.

Come on. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'm really torn. I've got to go Sugar Ray. Yes!

Kristen, you got the KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Thank you. Brie and Clint dollars. Congratulations. Thank you. Tonight, as a special occasion, Brie is part of the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. She's performing at the Kew Theatre as part of a show called Going Live, and she's not nervous about it at all. Nah, not a big deal.

Easy. Nah. Still some tickets available. Well, it's obviously going to sell out, but, I mean, there's some tickets now if you want to be there. Yeah, just a few tickets I thought to put your nerves at ease this afternoon Get you some professional help

So what I've done is I've reached out to the funniest member of the Thomas L family Please welcome to the show Mama Di Hi guys how you going? That was a swift burn from you Cliff But I'd have to agree Yeah Well I rank him it goes Your mum Your brother Hi, guys. How are you going? That was a swift burn from you, Cliff. But I'd have to agree. Yeah.

Well, I rank them. It goes your mum, your brother, your sister, your dad, your dog, your sister's husband, the dog that ran away. And then you're in there. Hey, top ten. Yeah, yeah. Happy with that? Here's your chance tonight to overtake the dog that ran away. Okay, good.

What we've done to build you up for the show tonight and to make sure that the audience members get everything they need out of the show, your mum has put together her three top tips for good comedy for you. And she's going to deliver them to you and see you on the right track. So when you're ready, Mum and Di. Okay. Please, give us your first tip. Mum, please, show me your ways.

Give me your wisdom. Well, Brianna, coming from a professional, I mean, come on, let's go with it. Number one, I absolutely believe you should keep it real. Okay, good. To a certain extent. Good. To a certain extent. But number two, absolutely no fart jokes.

No fart jokes. No fart jokes? It's not tasteful. Yeah, I'm with my mum actually, yeah. Coming from a mother's point of view, it's not that funny. People love the fart jokes though, mum. I don't think it's funny. No fart jokes. Oh, okay.

And number three, the absolute rule that you have to keep, nothing is to be said about your mother. Yeah. Okay, look, I feel like I can solidly say I'll do my best on the first two. The last one, no can do. Bree and Clint. Guys, if you were on the journey last week, I threw the music industry world into disarray

when I came up with a very original idea. I mean, it was based off of the massive hit Friday. Yeah. You know that song by Dopamine. I think we've got to go. The Friday song. Friday song. After much thought, we needed songs for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

and I gave you those. Let's play a little clip of the Monday song. Sounds very similar. Yeah, almost too similar. Almost too similar. Please don't sue us. Please don't sue us. I mean, don't sue Brie.

I've got nothing to do with that. Clint, this is something you don't sue us. Please don't sue us. I mean, don't sue Brie. I've got nothing to do with that. Clint, this is something you don't know, but I got a message from someone who alerted me to the fact that the Monday song has in fact gone global. Gone global? It's gone global. Right. Currently getting spins on UK radio.

Really? I'm dead serious. Because we got that play on that station in Tokoroa, which I thought was a pretty big deal. Stoked with that. Yeah, yeah. We offered it up to any other radio station. Yeah, yeah, it's our peace offering.

And a UK-based station called Signal One. Right. We've got the audio here. Yeah. Let's play it now. Good morning. Signal One. This is Elliot and Matilda with you.

A little bit of a situation. I've got a song to play for you next by Riton. I think I know the one. Last time we played this on a Monday, Becky got in touch and she said, I hate hearing this song unless it's a Friday. So, I've got the solution for you, Matilda. I have found it. Okay. Our friends across the other

side of the world, Brie and Clint, have solved this problem for us, okay? Have they changed the days of the week around? I'm going to be honest, yeah. I'm dressing it up like it's some big masterpiece. Brie has created the Monday song and their mission is to get it played worldwide on radio. So I say we step up to the plate, we help them out,

we give it a spin here in the UK. This is written on a Nightcrawler's Friday, but kind of not Friday. It's the Monday version, thanks to Bree and Clint from ZM in New Zealand. It's Monday again. No! Tuesday, Wednesday, what? It's Monday again. It's Tuesday, Wednesday, what?

I can't go, I'm all mad. That's huge. That's wholesome. There's good stuff, what? We're going global. That's huge. That's wholesome. There's. It's Monday, Tuesday, what? Good stuff, eh? Yeah. Wow.

A big shout out. Love Signal One. Can I say I love Signal One? I've always loved Signal One. Love a bit of Signal One. It's my favourite UK-based radio station. Want to give a shout out to Elliot Holman, who is one of the DJs, one of the broadcasters on that show.

Yeah. And for giving our song a spin The Monday song is going global, you know what that calls for? What? The Tuesday song It's Tuesday again Wednesday, Thursday, what? Anyone want this one? Anyone in America keep it a Tuesday song?

Take it! Dubai, are you guys listening? South Africa? We'll take Tasmania at this stage. Who wants it? Available on SoundCloud. Text us for the link. I thought the hands of time would change me. Bree and Clint.

Ladies and gentlemen, playing the New Zealand International Comedy Festival with their show, We're Pregnant and the Baby is Music. Please welcome to the show, It's Too Hard. Yes. Oh my God.

Oh wow. Last time we saw you guys, you were opening for Bree at a funeral home. Yeah. That was, with the way things panned out, that was one of the biggest gigs we did last year. Yeah.

That was foreboding, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. That was an interesting time. Yeah, because we were there to promote a show that never happened. Oh, and now you're here to promote, oh no, you shouldn't have come back here. It's bad interesting time. Yeah, because we were there to promote a show that never happened. Oh, and now you're here to promote? Oh, no, you shouldn't have come back here. It's bad omen.

Yeah, oh, damn it. I'm so stoked to have you guys in here because I'm fangirling hard. I've been to your show. This will be my fourth year in a row, if you don't count last year, but I bought tickets. Great. There was just no show. So I'm super stoked.

Are you guys so excited to be actually doing the show this year? Yes. So excited. It's going to be so much fun. And I'm even more excited before this we were just talking, Bree, that your mum's coming. Yes. The woman that does, Brianna, is coming to the show.

I told her about you guys last night and she loves a bit of comedy. She'll be the loudest person in the audience and I've sat her right up the front on her own. I'm sitting down the back. Yeah, good. But she'll be right up the front. That eye contact would be too much. Yeah, if you want to see my mum,

she's coming to the show this Saturday night. She's opening. She'll be at the bar just going, Brianna! She doesn't know that yet. We should sample that and put it on a track. We should. It's doable. Let's talk up for us. Look, if you haven't got

tickets yet and you're not convinced, I feel like this is about to convince a lot of people listening because you guys are going to do a live performance. Alright, well, should we do this? I'm excited for this. Our first ever live Two Hearts performance. What song?

What song are you guys going to do? This song is about wine. You guys fans of lovely wine? Love, love, love wine. Love a lovely drop, do you? Love a drop, yeah. Love the blood of Christ. Well, you know, a lot of people, they go around, they talk about what their favourite type of wine is, right?

Yes. What's your favourite type of wine, Laura? Both, red and white. You like both? Yeah, both. At the same time. I know a lot about wine. Yeah.

Two colours. All right, let's not get too technical. We don't want to alienate the non-wine drinkers that are listening right now. Right, right, right. But this is our ode to both types of wine. This is strip back and acoustic. Yeah, strip back. Two hearts, live in the studio.

Yeah. Yo, I was at a vineyard on a pleasant day Sipping on Pinot Noir and Cabernet When I walked up to the vintner and I said Okie dokie, do you have a Chardonnay? I'd like to try something oaky That's when the vintner said Slow down, son Red and white wine don't mix, stick with one

You want a Chardonnay? Well, heed my warning If you're mixing up your wines, you'll regret it in the morning I laughed and I wine, don't mix, stick with one. You want a Chardonnay? Well, heed my warning. If you're mixing up your wines, you'll regret it in the morning. I laughed and I said, man, I know what I'm doing. Therefore, this white wine I will be pursuing. Red and white wine, a combination so heavenly. It'll change your life if you follow this recipe. I drink the red wine, I drink the white wine. Mix them up inside of me, it's for me, rosé. I drink the red wine, I drink the white wine, mix them up inside of me and tell me rosé.

I drink the red wine, I drink the white wine, drink them at the same time, tell me rosé. Tell me rosé, tell me rosé, people say don't mix them, no way, rosé. Tell me rosé, tell me rosé, a full-bodied wine and a full-bodied. Tell us the story, Laura. I was at a work function after hours in my office Looking for some vino to pour in my orifice Working the bar with Trevor from HR I said, give me one Sauvignon Blanc and one Syrah

Trevor said, I'm sorry, you must have misspoken You can't have two wines, you've only got one drink token I said, give me both bottles and I'll let you touch my boobs As the head of HR, I do not approve Laurie, your behaviour has gotten out of control You can't mix wines in a management role I said shut up Trevor, quit being such a dope I'm a classy lady making rosé in my stomach

I drink the red wine, I drink the white wine Mix them up inside of me, that's tummy rosé I drink the red wine. I drink the white wine. Mix them up inside of me. That's tummy rosé. I drink the red wine. I drink the white wine. Drink them at the same time. Tummy rosé. Flushing up inside of me and I ain't talking sex play. Wanna see the tannins? Then you gotta get an x-ray. Keep my wine warm. Skin like a duvet. Body looking curvy because my tummy is a cuvee. Tummy rosé, tummy rosé. People say don't mix them. No way, Jose. More opera. Tummy rosé, tummy rosé.

A full-bodied wine and a full-bodied... Here's something. Your tummy talents don't stop with plunk. Your body is amazing. It can make what you want. Don't waste your money on homeware appliances. Wait until you see how incredible science is. What else can you make with your tummy, Joseph? I make a tummy

pizza, yeah. I eat a bag of flour, then I drink a cup of water, and I wait a half an hour. I eat a whole tomato, I eat a pepperoni, and I never waste money on a pizzeria phony. I never, never buy an espresso machine. I pour boiling water down my throat till I scream. Coffee in my mouth, teeth crunching the beans. The power of the tummy is beyond your wildest dreams. I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bolognese. Then I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bechamel. Then I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bolognese.

Then I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bechamel. You know what it is. I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bolognese. It's big. Then I eat a sheet of pasta, then I eat some bolognese Then I eat a sheet of pasta Then I eat some bechamel You know what it is I eat a sheet of pasta Then I eat some bolognese It's big Scooby-dooby I eat a sheet of pasta Then I eat some bolognese

Then I eat a sheet of pasta Then I eat some bechamel I drink the red wine I drink the white wine Mix them up inside of me That's Tommy Rose I drink the red wine I drink the white wine

Drink them at the same time Tommy Rose You got it. Oh, my God. If that has not convinced you to buy tickets to Two Hearts show Thursday and Saturday night, get your tickets right now. Yeah, there will be a special on Tommy Rose at the bar. Not made by you guys, will it? No, yeah. It's two glasses of wine for the price of two glasses of wine.

Tell them Laura sent you. Amazing. This Thursday and Saturday only at the Q Theatre in Auckland. Two hearts. Thanks, guys. Thank you. There's an interesting story going around in the Hollywood world which doesn't make sense to me.

And it's been breaking over the last couple of days about Jennifer Lopez reuniting with her old flame, Ben Affleck. Yeah. She's left one of the richest sportsmen in history. A-Rod. A-Rod, the baseball superstar. And she's getting back on with her old flame and former fiancé, Ben Affleck.

So we figured it out before the show. They dated back in the early 2000s, broke up. They were engaged, broke up in early 2004, have rekindled. They've been spotted going on a fancy holiday together 17 years later. Yeah, he's landed on his feet. Massively. Massively. Massively. Like if you,

not to be horrible, if you look at her and you look at him, like she's kept herself in pretty good nick. Ben, can you find that clip of Ben Affleck

on Raya that went on TikTok the other week? Yeah, that's right. Remember he slid in the DMs of that girl who unmatched him on Raya? I wonder if J-Lo,

I wonder when that was. Do you reckon J-Lo and him have been talking? Do you reckon J-Lo got on the Raya? Which, by the way, Raya. I wonder if J-Lo, I wonder when that was. Did J-Lo and him have been talking? Do you reckon J-Lo got on the Raya? Which, by the way, Raya is Tinder for celebrities. Maybe they met. I said that. I said maybe they hooked back up on Raya.

Here it is. Here's Ben Affleck in the DMs of another girl. He slid into her Instagram DMs. Naveen, why did you unmatch me? It's me. It's me. It's me. It's me. Batman. They were a hot couple back in the day, Ben Affleck

and Jennifer Lopez, but there's something about going back, eh? They say you shouldn't do it. That'd be so weird, because that's 17 years ago. Mum dies in the studio this afternoon. Mum, have you ever thought about, you know, if you and Big Steve broke up,

you just had your 40th wedding anniversary. Have you ever thought about that, rekindling it? Going back to one of the old boyfriends? Oh, well, I didn't have many boyfriends before your father, but I did have a few. Yeah. Who would you pick? Probably only one that I'd probably think about and that'd be about it.

Who? Who? Name him. Name him. Name him. He didn't even recognise me at the reunion, at the school reunion. I was devastated. What a slap in the face. Okay, here's a question.

Obviously, you've seen him at the reunion. What did you think? Actually, he looked pretty good. Oh, big Steve. Compared to my age group, Brianna, he had all his teeth and he had hair, so that was a plus. That's a big tick, yeah. That was a big tick.

Yeah. Oh, don't say too much. Steve will be getting jealous. A big what? No. So going back to your ex after 17 years. It's working for them.

They are on a steamy holiday at the moment. Yeah, good for them. Good for them. I don't know about going back. I don't know. It didn't work. My opinion is it didn't work for a reason.

Do you have the opinion you don't, you know, go back to the same spot twice? No. I don't think. Like I said, I think it didn't work for a reason. And you guys are just caught up in the hype. You're remembering the good bits. You have a highlights reel of your relationship

playing through your head. Maybe. Hindsight. You've got rose-tinted glasses on, J-Lo, if you're listening. I want to know from people who through your head. Maybe. Hindsight. You've got rose tinted glasses on, J-Lo. If you're listening. I want to know from people who've done it. To see what it's like. Like people who have been with someone

and then years later they've rekindled the flame. How long between drinks was it? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Howinks Was it? 0800 Dial ZM Or you can text us On 9696 How long was it

Between drinks Yeah And did it work out Was it a good idea Or was it Not a good idea Not a good idea Ben Affleck

And J-Lo Have rekindled Their relationship After 17 years Yeah Yep Well done Ben Affleck Well Well done, Ben Affleck. Well done to you, Ben Affleck.

You've done really well. It's a long time between drinks. In their situation, it's marriages and children between drinks. Yeah. They've had entire lives go on since the last time they rendezvoused. And they're back. Yeah, they're giving it another go. We've asked you this afternoon on 0800DilesAtM,

how long was it between drinks? You know what I mean? Let's go to Kelsey. Kelsey's caught up. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hi. How long was it, Kelsey?

11 years. Whoa, that's a long time. Were you guys married? No, no. We were like late teens together. Yeah, yeah. And were like late teens together. Yeah. And then obviously 11 years in between and then we just got married a few weeks ago. Oh, so it worked.

Okay. Yeah. Here's a question though, Kelsey, not to be the person that brings down the situation. Why did you break up in the first place? Well, we were still quite young, like late teens. We just, you know, went separate ways. Wasn't the right time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then we kind of like found each other again, I guess. Okay, I think

that's different. You got together at the wrong time and you were able to make it work, so that's good. Well done. There is such a thing, in my opinion, right person, wrong time. Yep. I think. That's what Ben Affleck said to Jennifer Lopez. Come on. Come on, babe. Come on. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi. I think. That's what Ben Affleck said to Jennifer Lopez. Come on. Come on, babe. Come on. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, is that me? Hello. That's you. Hello. How long between drinks was it for you? Well, it wasn't me. It was my parents. They broke up when I was two, so they had 32 years before they

rekindled six months ago. 32 years. And they only got back together six months ago. Yes. Yep. Wow. Anonymous, how do you feel about that? Are you excited?

Are you a bit, like, you know, cautious? How are you feeling? Well, me and my siblings are cautious at first, but as long as they're happy, we're happy. Pretty cute. Why did your mum take them back? Well, it was a bit of both. They take them back? Well, they were both. They were so young when they got together.

Yeah. It was like you said before, the wrong time, but the right people. Well, we're hoping. Yeah, yeah. Oh, nice. That's quite beautiful. And when are you pitching this to Warner Brothers

to make this movie? The Parent Trap 2. Yeah, it'd be great. The 32-year anniversary. That would be amazing. Yeah, it would be good. Okay, thank you, Anonymous. Let's talk to Julie. Hey, Julie. Yeah, it'd be great. The 32-year anniversary. That would be amazing. Yeah, it would be good. Okay, thank you, Anonymous. Let's talk to Julie.

Hey, Julie. Hi, Julie. Is it you? Hi. Yes. How long between drinks? 27 years. 27, Jules.

Wow. You're old. Okay. What was the situation when you guys broke up? How old were you? What was the relationship? So I was 18, he was 23, and right person, wrong time, went away, got married, had kids, us both.

And then 27 years later, at the pub, bingo. At the pub, bingo! Did you just happen to run into each other at the pub? Not quite. Right. Okay. There's a little bit more background than that. Yes, there is.

How long have you been back together? Coming up three years. We're engaged to be married and it's working great. Is it the same, better or worse than the first time around? It's way better because I realised that he was the one for me and I only realise now but not then. Oh, that's good. It's like, wouldn't you

say, Julie, it's like a good cheese. The more it ages, the more it moulds, the better it tastes, right, Jules? Yeah, definitely. And you found a good hunk of cheese. Yeah, good hunk of mouldy cheese for Jules. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that, Julie. That's great.

You know what we didn't get? And those are all great stories. What we didn't get is someone who like was married to a person and then they're like, no, this relationship is no good. Oh, I've got one. Is it you? No, no, in our family. Mama Di, yeah. It's a family, direct family member.

Yeah. And he got married, an absolutely lovely girl. And I think it was the age thing. She was in a job that took her away, and she ended up kind of having other interests. They got married. Yeah. They married for a little while, then they broke up, and then they both went their separate ways, both had children, remarried other people, and they've gone back together again. Oh, wow.

They've been together five years now, but some of the children don't know. God, yeah. How much money have they spent on weddings? Yeah, that'd be a lot. Well, I think one side of the family copped it more than the other. All right, I'll take it back. It can work. There you go.

Yeah. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Tuesday.

Three people. What was number one on their 16th birthday? So we're about to figure it out. Let's start with Todd. G'day, Todd. G'day, Todd. Hey. How's your day been?

Oh, not too bad. Excellent. Toddy, what's your birthday? 17th, not too bad. Excellent, Toddy. What's your birthday? 17th of July, 1993. All right, Toddy. You were 16 in 2009 on the 17th of July. And in 2009, this had a number one hit. Banger, Toddy.

Not too bad. Bit of a cascader. Not too bad. Bit of Cascader. Not too bad. That is such a blatant 2009 dance track. That's a Leshko song, that one. That's a Leshko. Leshko! All right, good.

Wait there, we'll get one on for Sam. G'day, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello, how are you? Good, how are you, mate? Yeah, not too bad, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Sam?

The 9th of May, 1986. Wait a minute. Was that like a couple of days ago? Yep. Oh, happy birthday for a couple of days ago. Thank you. You were 16 in 2002, and on the 9th of May in 2002, this was number one. Hey, this is a Do You Remember song. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey.

This is a Do You Remember song. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Holly Valance and Kiss Kiss. That was huge in Australia because Holly Valance was on Neighbours. Yeah. She had a similar thing. Kylie Minogue was on Neighbours and then went into music.

They kind of built her up to be the next Kylie Minogue. They did. Yeah. And that song was big, but she didn't do all that much after. Well, when you say someone is going to be the next Kylie Minogue, it's kind of the kiss of death. Yeah. Or the kiss kiss of death. What do you think, Sam?

Yeah, she's all right. She's all right? Yeah. More of a cascada man myself. Wait there. Yeah, yeah. We'll get one more on for... Karina.

Hi, Karina. Hi. How you doing, mate? Oh, look, I'm doing pretty well, thank you. Good to hear. I managed to get through. Is that not a great day? That's a pretty big achievement. It's not an easy feat. One of the hardest things to get on for our show, so you've done well. I must say,

yeah, thanks to the kids. I would have given up on round two, but they preferred me to carry on one more time. All right, well, this is for them as well, then. This is for the kids. What's your birthday, Karina? 18th of February, 1982. All right, you were 16 in 1998 on the 18th of Feb.

And, Karina, here's your birthday banger. Never, ever have I had to find A bigger way to find I love this song. It's a winner, isn't it? It's a banger. It's a certified banger. I feel like that's the one.

It's got to be. Oh, Karina's coming in with the influence there. I really like that. I'm liking her as well. Okay, we're going to have to go to the panel. Karina, wait there. We do have an extra panelist on the show this afternoon. Your mum is here, Mama Di.

Yes, correct. So there will be no split vote because there are three of us. Mumma Di, what do you like most out of those songs? Oh, Carina, I reckon Go For It. It's great. Never Ever All Saints. Haven't heard it for a while. Yeah, it was a very big song.

Cascade has got big energy. It does have big, it's got BDE. It's got big, big, big dance energy. Big dance energy. Yeah, that's the D. Yeah, big dance energy. Big dance energy. Yeah, that's the D. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm definitely trying to find a D for it. I'm going to eliminate Holly Valance.

Love you, Holly. I'm going to get rid of her. Yeah, she's out. So it's between Cascada and All Saints. Oh, I don't know. I know, I know. Just remember how good it is saying all the lyrics at the start of the All Saints one, though. I always look. I always go to the text machine for this. Is anyone saying anything on the text machine? Just remember how good it is saying all the lyrics at the start of the All Saints one, though. Where they talk.

I always go to the text machine for this. Is anyone saying anything on the text machine? Look, Cascada's up, All Saints is down. They're very different vibes. They're a completely different vibe. We played down vibe yesterday with Nelly. You've got to go up vibe. Got to go up vibe?

Oh, we haven't been this torn in ages. I know. Yeah, up vibe. It's Cascada. Oh, someone on't been this torn in ages. I know. Yeah, Upvibe. It's Cascader. Oh, someone on the text machine said All Saints. I know. I think it might be All Saints. Oh, someone else has said All Saints.

I'm going to say it. I'm going to say. Karina's been calling. Come on, say it. I'm going to say it's All Saints. I'm going to say it's All Saints. There it is. Karina, you've called through multiple times.

You've done it. And you've won. You could ever hope so. You've got it. And you've won. Two very happy children in the car. Good stuff. Shout out to the kids. You did it, guys. You did it. What's going on?

Did I never treat you right? Did I always start the fight? Either way, I'm going out of my mind All the answers to my questions I have to find My head's spinning Boy I'm in a daze I feel isolated

Don't wanna communicate I'll take a shower I will scour I will run I don't want to communicate. I'll take a shower. I will scour. I will roam. Find peace of mind. The happy mind. I want zone.

Yeah. Dang simple vocabulary runs right through me. The alphabet runs right from A to Z. Conversations, hesitations in my mind You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find I'm not crazy I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong, no I'm just waiting Cause I heard that this feeling won't last that long

Never, ever, ever, ever felt so low When you're gonna take me out of this black hole Never, ever, ever, ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad Never, ever have I had to find To dig a way to find my own peace of mind. I've never, ever had my conscience to fight. The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right.

I'll keep searching deep within my soul for all the answers. Don't want to hurt no more. I need peace, gotta feel at ease, need to be. Free from pain, go insane, my heart aches. Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head. The alphabet runs right from A to Z Conversations, hesitations in my mind You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

I'm not crazy I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong And now I'm just waiting Cause I heard that this feeling won't last that long Never ever have I ever felt so low When we gonna take me out of this black hole Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad

Never ever have I had to find Too big a way to find my own peace of mind I've never ever had my conscience to fight The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right You can tell me to my face You can tell me on the phone Ooh, you can write it in a letter, babe Cos I really need to know

You can tell me to my face You can tell me on the phone Ooh, you can write it in a letter, babe That's the winner of Birthday Banger. And it was the right choice, too. I think we got there in the end. I'm happy. Someone just texted and said it just started raining in Christchurch a birthday banger and it was the right choice too I think we got there in the end. I'm happy. What's that choice?

Someone just texted and said it just started raining in Christchurch when that song started. That is the perfect vibe. And the vibe is perfect. The Cascada song was great too

but that was the right choice. I mean BD energy for the Cascada song which sometimes you need BDE. Yep. Big dance energy by the way.

Big dance energy. Mum and Dad do you know what BDE actually stands for? No, it sounds like something that I don't really want to know about. Do you want me to tell you? No, no, you don't know. So turn my mic off. Rihanna. I told you I didn't really want to know.

I know, but you need to be educated on these things. I don't need that kind of education. Brie and Clint. Clint, we like to keep it pretty honest on this show. Oh, yeah. And I feel like I need to address a rumour. A rumour? This is serious.

Right. A vicious rumour? Maybe. Right. We'll be is serious. Right. A vicious rumour? Maybe. Right. We'll be the judge. Let me give you the evidence and then we'll be the judge if it's vicious or not. Sure thing. I started getting quite a few inboxes last night.

Some people sliding into my DMs. Yeah. Asking me a question about whether I was linked to this particular rumour. Right. And it concerns a show called The Masked Singer. Right, okay. And I got about, I'm going to say 10 or 15 DMs, all asking the same question. I think you're Pavlova.

You? They think you're the Pavlova? They think I'm the Pavlova on The Masked Singer. I must confess I wasn't watching. Right. But I thought to myself, this is interesting. Okay. I wonder what the Pavlova sounds like.

So what we've done is we've got the clues that they give out about, you know, who's under that particular mask. Sure thing. So let's have a listen to the clues and see if it all lines up with me. I'm sweet as pie. It's me, Pavlova. Australia might claim me as their own, but this Pavlova is our king.

Representing as a Pavlova is right up my alley. Just like a Pavlova, I'm known for being eddy. While I might not be a dancing queen, Oh my god. Are you... Is this the TV show that you went to film that time? Remember how Brie was away for all that time? Look, I'm not going to address any of that yet. We need to listen to the audio of this thing. This will tell us.

Yeah, we need to hear the singing. And we can discuss after that. Right, okay. So this is the Pavlova singing. I stay up too late. Got nothing in my brain. That's what people say. That's what people say That's what people say

I go on to make That Pavlova is terrible. That could be you. That's what people say Wow, okay. Look, you know me pretty well. You know me probably one of the best. Yeah.

Do you think I am the Pavlova? I didn't. But now with the evidence presented. Look, the singing's probably a little bit good for you. But I would put some money on it. I reckon there's a high chance that you could be the Pavlova. Are you going to reveal it to us now? Because like you said at the start of this break,

we like to be honest on this show. We do. We like to tell the truth. And I would like to address the rumour right here, right now on the show. I can confirm slash deny that I don't remember if I was ever on that show. No.

No, we deserve better than that. We deserve better than that. We deserve better than that. Either distance yourself from the show right now or reveal to us who you are. Let's be real. I'm a way worse singer than that. Yesterday at this time we were talking about going through your partner's phone.

Yeah, having a snoop to see if they were up to anything sinister. And people found some sinister stuff on there. This might be a bit triggering. Today, an article published, which are the top tips on how to have a successful affair. Now, this comes from someone who was part of an affair. They weren't the married person in the affair. They were the one.

They were the affair-ee, I guess you could say. The other woman? The other woman. Yeah. Which is exactly what they were. She's from Wellington and has published a lengthy list of tips on how to have a successful affair.

Do you want to hear them? I know you're not looking to have an affair at the moment, or are you? But do you want to hear the tips? I mean, always good to have knowledge. So here it is. I'm going to hit you with Jessica's top tips and tricks for a successful affair.

Now, this might act as advice on what to look out for if you're suspecting your partner of having an affair. Oh, yeah, good, good. So your number one tip, I've just cherry-picked some of the good ones. Ensure that you've picked someone that you have absolutely nothing in common with because attractions work better

when you know that you guys won't end up as soulmates. I feel like that's pretty good advice. What, pick someone that you know you're not going to get. Yeah. Pick someone that's totally wrong for you. You go, I hate people who ride horses. Ooh, Anastasia. Producer Anastasia.

Go and pick yourself up a horse person. These are tips for a successful affair. Pick someone who says that they're, oh, this is dark. What? Pick someone who says that they're happy with their wife or partner. Affairs are short-lived. That's horrible. And it is not going to be your next serious relationship.

So pick someone you know is going to go back to their partner afterwards. I told you it was dark. That's rough, eh? That's so dark. So go look for married guys who are smiling. That's terrible. Select a channel. Oh, this is covert.

Covert, not COVID. Covert. Pick a platform for sending your messages on and set the rules. As in, no messages after 9pm. That's when I'm in bed with my partner. And only message on, say, WhatsApp or something. So that you can mute the notifications. Who is signing up for this?

I know, there's a lot to keep tabs on, right? This is for a successful affair. This is so that you don't get caught. Oh, right, because you want to have a successful affair. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to get caught. Otherwise, it's just leaving your partner. Commit to deleting every conversation. You both need to do that.

So there's no paper trail. I didn't say this was a nice break. I said it was... This is dark. Oh, this is really interesting. So if you want to have a successful affair, don't buy too many new clothes because that's a red flag in a relationship apparently.

If your partner starts coming home with all these new outfits and they just kind of pop up and they haven't told you that they're going looking for clothes, then that's a red flag because you go, who are you trying to look good for? So if you're in an affair, don't go and buy new clothes. Because it's fishy. Yeah.

Something's up. And if your partner is buying new clothes, they're having an affair. Is that what we're taking out of this? Never pay for your hotel rooms on a credit card. Always use cash. Stay faithful to the secondary relationship. Don't take on a third or fourth relationship.

Just stick with the affair. Yeah, I mean, that's good advice. I mean, you know, two relationships is quite hard to juggle. Yeah, yeah. Secondary relationship. Don't take on a third or fourth relationship. Just stick with the affair. Yeah, I mean, that's good advice. I mean, you know, two relationships is quite hard to juggle. Yeah, yeah. Don't get greedy. Just stick to your two relationships. Stick to the two. And finally, don't do it again.

Just have one affair and leave it at that. Yeah. Because other than that, we'll do a list on a successful divorce. Let's talk Fast and the Furious. Speaking of deja vu. Yeah, right? Wait, haven't I seen this film? No, in that one they're in Santa Barbara.

In this one they're in Santa Monica. Her first song's pretty good for Fast and the Furious too. Maybe she bases all of her music off of the Fast and the Furious franchise. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Her next song is called Hobbs and Shaw. The new Fast and the Furious movie comes out this June, and you bet your ass that Vin Diesel is still in these movies.

Of course he is. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free. He tried to do music. Didn't really take off. Hey, the song wasn't bad. I actually quite like the Vin Diesel song.

It was not too bad. Yeah. I live for Vin Diesel. I think he's great. You live for Vin Diesel. I live for a bit of Vin Diesel. Right. Your mum's here at the moment,

and we know that she enjoys an Italian stallion. What's your take on Vin Diesel? Hot or not? Going to come closer to the microphone in here. Not really. And I think after nine, come on, guys. You had enough Vin Diesel. Really?

What have you done after nine, are you? Why are you still with Dad? It's been 40 years. Well, sometimes you have to endure it. That's the way it goes. But the movies are great for the cars, so I love watching it for the cars. Good. I'm glad you brought up the cars, so I love watching it for the cars. Good.

I'm glad you brought up the cars. There have been stats revealed on how many cars the Fast and the Furious franchise have destroyed since the first season. Okay? In the first ever Fast and the Furious movie where we met Paul Walker and Vin Diesel, they only destroyed a measly 78 cars in one movie. But they didn't know the movie was going to be a hit back then, so they had to keep the budget small. That's insane. 78?

Yeah. Because they always talk about in behind the scenes how they have two hero cars which don't get wrecked. Yes. And then there's like 20 non-hero cars. Yeah, and you wreck those ones. Yeah. I feel like it's a good idea to keep one good

so you can sell it afterwards too. I think so, yeah. Like a souvenir car. Too Fast, Too Furious, 130 cars. The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift, 249 cars. Oh my goodness. But it was in Tokyo. It's easier to get replacements.

Yeah, true. There was more action in that film. They make them over there. I hate to think because these movies got more and more ridiculous where they started dropping cars out of planes and stuff. Driving them through skyscrapers. Yeah, it's insane. Remember when they got Ronda Rousey to drive a car

from one side of the Burj Khalifa to the other or something like that? That was a moment in time, wasn't it? Yeah, very realistic too. Very believable, yeah. Fast and Furious. Remember they stopped giving the numbers after a while? Fast and Furious, 190 cars. Fast Five, 260 cars.

Fast and Furious, 350 destroyed cars. God, it's getting worse and worse. And then for Furious 7, they scaled it back and they only destroyed 230 cars. Oh, well, yeah, you know they're scaling down. 100%. So that brings a grand title of the number of cars destroyed by the Fast and the Furious franchise to 1,487 cars. That's insane.

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