ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th May 2023

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

Grossest pet stories (WARNING: gross) Most popular chip flavours Couples are made of 2 types Mumma Di prank See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Welcome everyone to the Breen Clint Podcast featuring Maddie McLean, Gary, Producer Ella and Producer Claude. The gang's all here. The gang's all here. The gang's all here. Today on the show you will hear some gross stories about pets. And I thought we didn't get through all of them.

Shall we read out a few more? No. Yes. I'll put my food down. It is gross. This does come with a disclaimer. These are some disgusting, disgusting stories. Some really bad ones.

Are you ready? Are you guys ready for this? I don't think you're ready. My old family dog has eaten both a condom and a used tampon. Stop. Why are they lying around? Okay. Great question, Claude.

Listen to this one. My baby's umbilical cord fell off. Tasty little snack for our German shepherd. Oh, yuck. That would have been a big scab too. Like a decent scab. My dog ate one of our sheep's placentas after the sheep had just had a baby and because he's white

it stained his fur so people would think he killed something all the time. I work at a doggy daycare. The grossest thing that I've seen a dog do is eat poo from another dog while they're pooping, like it was a soft serve machine. I've also seen dogs drink their own wee whilst they are weeing. What?

Wait. That's some talent. That's some talent. How do they do that? But they said I would never give up my job for anything. I have one here. It's good. My cat pooed on my pillow while I was asleep.

Why is cat poo so much worse than dog poo? I mean, dog poo is terrible. Cat poo is that scent, eh? Cat wee too. Yeah. Cat wee. Did I ever tell you guys, oh, you'll love this, Maddie. So when we were in Fiji filming Treasure Island Fans vs Faves,

obviously you wouldn't have seen this because you were out in the middle of nowhere. But we came back for a lunch break one day where we all meet at, you know, where you do the publicity and stuff. And did you see the cats that roam around there? Yes, I did. Yeah, yeah. That obviously live there. Anyway, there's these two cats and one of the camera guys, Nathan, who's a sweetheart, this young kid, he sat down to have his lunch

and I see him feed one of these cats and he feeds one of the cats and then I'm not joking, so the cat takes the food instantly then turns around, backs its ass up onto him and then pisses all over him. And then all the locals there came around. They go, don't feed the cats. They'll piss on you. Is it like a form of thank you? Yeah, maybe.

Like this guy's mine. I don't know, but it doesn't seem like a good thank you. I'd just rather like a little kiss from a cat, like a lick. My dad, Big Steve, hates cats, like just doesn't like them, right? And growing up, we had three cats. No. And I had a cat, my sister had a cat, and my brother had a cat. Anyway, my sister's cat was getting quite old at a certain point,

and he was a little bit rickety, a little bit old, got a bit dishevelled. Disorientated. Yeah, disorientated. And all I remember is this one day, so we couldn't see my dad because we were sitting in the lounge room, but you could hear him. So my mum and dad had their room and then an en suite off of their room. Yeah. And all you heard was this.

Oh, the cat's shat in the bathroom. Diane, shat in the bathroom. And then you hear this. Oh, and it shat on my pillow. Lost his shit and shit in their bathtub and then on the pillow. That is so good. Shout out to Marmalade RIP. There are some brilliant stories in today's potty.

Some really good ones. There's also a really terrible Australian accent, which I do apologise for. Oh, yes, we need to mention that. I can't do accents. Give it a go. G'day. How are you?

Ready. Cobber. Oh, don't bloody worry a go. G'day. How are you? Ready. Cobber. Oh, don't bloody worry about it. He's gone. Don't bloody worry about it. He's gone. That was pretty good. That was all right.

That was pretty good. We just needed a repeat after me style thing. Situation. Yeah. Which couldn't be done because we were in the midst of a prank call. You'll hear that on the podcast today as well. And Matty Last day tomorrow So Friday Oki will be back tomorrow

I love it, I've picked this week's song It's a goodie Murder on the dance floor Oh, gave it away, spoiler Murder on the dance floor Take us out Ella with a bit of murder on the dance floor Go Murder on the dance floor

Okay, that's enough That's all I know Well, howdy pilgrims Ella with a bit of Murder on the Dance floor, go. Murder on the dance floor. Okay, that's enough. That's all I know. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Good afternoon, New Zealand. Welcome to the show. Clint away. Maddie McLean still filling in.

Still. Still here. Oh, God. Hety McLean still filling in. Still. Still here. God, he's a punish. What a slog. I needed to ask you, Matty, because obviously we talked about yesterday your on-air blunder you had on breakfast. You dropped an F-bomb. How was it received overnight and today? Are people looking at you differently in the building?

I think I'm being judged. The funniest thing was I actually was, I got sent out and about this morning on the show on breakfast. So I was live from a location which meant I wasn't actually in the studio for any of the show. Oh man, coincidence. My husband was getting messages from people being like, oh my god, has he been

fired? They've put him out on the street. But no, I'm here and I'm back on ZM as well. He's back on ZM. Good to have you back. Hey, we've got so much stuff on the show today. We've got $1,000 cash up for grabs again because of Fast 10.

So good. Which is great. That's coming up just after 4. Listen out for when we tell you to call for your chance to win that $1,000. We're also going to put one more person in the draw to go and see Ed Sheeran live in Vancouver. All they've got to do is slip some Ed Sheeran lyrics into a conversation with their bestie. We'll do that after five o'clock, but let's kick off the show with Tradie versus Lady.

$50 cash up for grabs. Call now. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie versusM. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Maddie, the Ladies are on an absolute roll at the moment.

Ah, 43 points to 34, but it's only May. It's only May. Still a long time to go in the year. Plenty of time to go. As we know, the Tradies absolutely dominated last year. So can they turn it around? Let's see. Let's talk to our tradie first.

He's from Hamilton. He's 24 and he can do a Rubik's Cube. Welcome, Connor. Hey, how's it going? How fast, Connor? A minute and a half. Oh, pretty impressive. That's pretty good.

It's the only time that a guy being fast will impress me, Connor. But nice work on that, my friend. Let's meet your opponent. She's also from Hamilton. It's the Battle of the Hamiltonians. She's 35 and she has 200 houseplants. Wow. Welcome to the show, Amber.

Where, Amber? There you go. Hello. Where? Where do you host all these plants? Oh, I find, yeah, my house is pretty crowded, to be honest. Be like the Amazon rainforest in your living room. It is.

The condensation would be insane, Amber. Oh, yeah, it is, to be honest. All right, guys, here's how the game works. Amber, yeah, it is. To be honest. All right, guys, here's how the game works. Amber, your buzzer is lady. Connor, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you think you know the answer.

First person to get three questions right takes home the $50 cash. Are you ready? Yeah. All right, question number one. Actress Lily Collins has had her engagement ring stolen from a hotel room.

Lily stars in the Netflix show Emily and Where. Wait, who was that? Was that Trady? That was Connor. Oh, was that Amber? I didn't say anything. Amber. Oh. No, it was Amber.

Was it Emily in Paris? It is. Nice work, Amber. One to the ladies. Question number two. Kiwi athlete Tom Abercrombie has just signed on to play his 16th season for the Breakers. What sport do the Breakers play?

Trading. Yes, Connor, you're in. He's got it. Basketball is on the money. We are one apiece. Nice work. Question number three, Air New Zealand has announced new bunk beds on certain flights. Name another airline that flies in New Zealand.

Lady. I'm going to say, who do you think, Matty? on certain flights. Name another airline that flies in New Zealand. Ladies. I'm going to say... Who do you think, Matty? I would have given that to Amber. Me too. That's what I felt. Amber? Jet Star?

Yep. Nice work. Yes, of course. Jet Star. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Still time, Connor. Still time. Okay.

Question number four. Which famous musician wrote songs for the original Lion King movie? Oh. I'll give you a hint. He is British. He's got some... Also, yeah, also known as the Rocket Man. Yep.

Trudy. Yes, Connor. Is it Elton John? It is! Oh, we are all tied up here, guys. This is for the win. Question number five. A woman in the US accidentally got sent an emo cake instead of the Elmo one she ordered.

Name another Muppet character. Lady. Yes, Amber. The Cookie Monster. She's got it. She's a lady. Sorry, Amber. The Cookie Monster. She's got it. Well done. Nice work. Thank you.

Maddie McLean, you were telling me that you got to go to probably my biggest bucket list place in New Zealand this morning. It was so, so good. First of all, I love a factory. Me too. Aren't they so fascinating? Absolutely. Certain ones I like more than others.

Yeah, right. Like I'd rather go to a chocolate factory over like a button factory. Sure, sure. But still, the button factory has something to offer. Absolutely. I once went to New Zealand Post and just watched the like mail be sorted and stuff. It was fascinating. Did you just pick out the ones that looked good? Yeah. Took them home? Then opened it up

and it was amazing. No, this morning though, this will be right up your alley then. If you said you like a chocolate factory. Absolutely. This was the Bluebird Chip Factory. Couldn't get much better. It was so good. What were you there for?

It's their 70th birthday. So we were just there to go and celebrate their 70th birthday. In fact, I bought in a packet of my favourites. Of course, the sour cream and chives. I know this about you. Specifically the thick cut. So you like it? I like it thick. You love it thick.

I love it thick. I mean, don't we all? So I'm just going to open those and start. I'll eat them shortly and I'll pass them around. But I said to them, I said, what is the most popular flavour? What is the flavour that flies off the shelves more than any other flavour? Because there's always a deliberation over this. I mean, staff have done, you know, the top 100 chip flavours.

People always deliberate over this. And people are very passionate about the flavour that they love. Before I tell you what it is, can I just get a little bit of a consensus? What's yours? I want to lock in salt and vinegar. Salt and vinegar is classic. It's a classic. It's always good.

It's zingy. It's zany. Producer Claude, can I ask you, favourite flavour of chip? You're going to hate me. What is it? Reddy salted. Oh, boring. Do you have dip with it, though?

Oh, sometimes. Oh, uproar. Okay. Well, then this is where... I do like a barbecue chip, though. This is where I wanted to come in today because I said to them, what is the most popular flavour?

What sells the most? Ready Salted sells more than any other flavour and I couldn't believe it. See, I'm shocked, but then when I think about it, you know, Ready Salted is the perfect chip when you're having dip. You could easily have other chips with dip though.

I love salt and vinegar with the kiwi onion dip goes really well. You get two flavours in one. You know, I think ready salted is a tired chip flavour. Exactly. It's a boring chip flavour. Big call. That is offensive. It's a boring chip flavour for, dare I say it, boring people.

Don't say it, Nanny. Have we got beef? Shots fired. Are we fighting this week? Shots fired. I want Clint back. I never thought I'd say that. I feel like you two are an anomaly.

No one else's chip flavour surely is ready salted. Out of all of the flavours that there are. I feel a chip pole coming on. Well, I want to put it to the people. Okay. I want to know from you this afternoon, is ready salted your favourite chip? And I have a follow-up question if it is.

Okay, follow-up question. If that's you, if your favourite, like we're talking all-time go-to favourite is Ready Salted. More than anything else, if that is your favourite chip flavour, I want to hear from you. You can text us through to 9696 or call us on 0800 dial ZM.

Bree and Clint. This has generated so many messages and I am shocked. You're shocked? I'm shocked. To your core. To my core. Some might say you're shooketh. Shooketh.

Because you went to the Bluebird factory this morning. Yeah. The chip factory and you asked a simple question, what is the most popular flavour? Yeah, what's the one that flies off the shelves more than any? And they said to me, ready salted. BS. Ready salted? When there's all of those other flavours?

I'm so ropeable when my partner brings home some ready salted. I'm like, what are you doing? We have spice in our household. We want the salt and vinegars. We want the, I mean, that's probably the only other flavor I get actually. So a few people have messaged in and they are on side with me. Someone said, ready salted is the default settings when you start a new game. Someone else said, if a ready salted chip had a career, they'd be an accountant.

People who like ready salted chips find flour spicy. And my favorite, ready salted is the mild butter chicken of the chip world. I don't, hey, I don't mind a mild butter chicken. Don't knock it. Don't knock it. I love this text though, which is on in favor of the Ready Salted lovers.

Ready Salted is like vanilla ice cream. It's a blank canvas. It's a classic from Jared. So he's a fan. Let's go to some more fans of the Ready Salted. Let's talk to Taz. G'day, Taz. Hi, Taz.

Hi. So I've got two simple questions for you. The first one is, is Reddy Salted really your favorite flavor of chip? Truly, it is. Okay, why? Explain this to me, Taz. Well, just like that guy who dissected it, it is a blank canvas. You basically have it as whatever, you know, you can dip it in anything really.

It's great. It enhances the flavor of the dip. Okay. Okay. So you're a dip person. My follow-up question for those people who say reddy salted is their favorite flavor, are you boring, Taz? I really hope not.

I really hope not. Oh, here's a good question. Have you ever dyed your hair a crazy colour? I can't. It's black. Oh, no. I can't. Okay.

Okay. All right. That checks out. We'll let you pass this one, Taz. Thanks for calling through. Let's talk to Sarah, another Ready Salted lover, I believe. Hello, Sarah. Hello, how are you?

Good, thanks. Is Ready Salted really your favourite chip? It is, it is. Hear me out. Okay, sell it to me. Sell it to me, Sarah. What other chip can you eat a whole family-sized bag all by yourself and still feel good?

I can tell you the answer to that. It is the thick-cut sour cream and chives, Sarah. Yeah, look, I'll be- I feel like you're talking from experience here. Oh, I am. You've caught me out here, Sarah, because the last time I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar, my tongue peeled. See?

See? What am I telling you? I mean, it's true. Are you saying that wouldn't happen with ready salted? No, no way. So you just eat it plain, not even with a dip or anything, Sarah? If there's a dip around, I'll go for a dip. A good French onion dip, actually.

You've got to lubricate the ready salted. You've got to lubricate it. You don't want to raw dog it. I'm good by itself. Okay, I've got the follow-up question for you then, Sarah. Are you a boring person? No, I have dyed my hair from blonde to black. Oh, see, that checks out.

And you don't sound boring at all, can I be honest with you, Sarah? I'd like to think not. You don't. I appreciate that. Well, there you go. The chip pole. Honestly, the people have spoken. So many people have come through and said Ready Salted is their favourite.

Although one person did say Ready Salted chips with dip is like cheese and crackers. No one's there for the crackers. It's all about the cheese. It's all about the cheese. I just eat the cheese on its own, stuff the crackers straight off the wheel. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a Matty. He was smart.

Actually, yeah. Talented. For sure. Athletic. A little. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that's what he's attempting today. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?

The Roncom Edition with Maddie McLean. Normally, I take on people in our movie bio-guessing game. And you are very good at it. Thank you, Maddie. I appreciate that. That's my only talent. Look, and I thought you're on the show. You and I had a battle last time for rom-com movies and you beat me

and I thought I'm going to trust you with the $250 that I've built up over a number of weeks. If you can beat Rachel, it will go to $300. Otherwise, she will take the money. G'day, Rachel. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks.

You're a fan of rom-coms. I am, yes. take the money. G'day, Rachel. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. You're a fan of rom-coms. I am, yes. Good to hear. So is Maddie McLean. Rachel, you sound confident as well. Do you know what? I just fake it. Don't we all, Rach?

Don't we all? Where did you get such practice doing that, Rachel? Anyway, look, here we go. This is the first time I've ever run this game. Yeah, how are you feeling? Nervous, actually. I'm always feeling nervous for this game. But here's the rules, guys.

I'm going to start reading out a plot to a movie. As soon as you know the answer, buzz in. If you get it right, you receive a point. First to get two movie plot lines correct wins the game. Okay? I'm ready. Okay. All right.

So don't wait for me to finish the plot, Rachel. Buzz in as soon as you know it. Okay. Okay. Wait, is my name my buzzer? Yes, your name is your buzzer. Okay. Okay.

Any other questions, Rachel? No, no. Okay, good. Good luck, Rachel. I want to make sure you're ready. Good luck. All right, guys, here we go. Movie number one.

Four women with vastly different ideas about love and relationships navigate single life in New York City. Maddie, is that Sex and the City the movie? I mean, it's a great guess. It's not correct, though. Oh, no. Rachel, that does mean you get a free guess. It's not correct though. Oh no. Rachel, that does mean you get a free guess.

Oh my God. Is it the follower? Oh wait, no, they're not in the... Oh God. She gets to hear a little bit more, doesn't she?

No, she doesn't. She doesn't. Oh, come on. Okay. Or else I continue reading. Okay, keep reading. Okay. I'm going to keep reading. I'll give you a a hint this is one of my all-time favorite movies that might not be a good hint but it's a

hint taking a break from her long-term boyfriend one woman sets out on a journey of self-discovery with a new work friend who loves to party, another woman struggles with the idea of settling down in an uptight romantic searches for her perfect match. I'll start reading out people that are in the film. God, I just am not, it's not ringing a bell with me at all. Dakota Johnson. Rebel Wilson. Maddie.

Yes, Maddie. How to be single. That is correct. Such a good film. If you haven't seen it, I highly suggest it. It just wasn't computing with me until you started saying who was in it. All right. All right, Rachel, doesn't mean you're out of this, okay?

Okay. Focus for me, Rachel. Here we go. Movie number two. Unruly New York teen is angered to learn that she and younger brother are being sent to stay with their father for the summer. The talented young pianist is already grappling with her mother over her refusal to attend the prestigious Juilliard Music School

and is in no mood to spend the holidays away from her friends in a small southern beach town. Anyone? God. I will start giving you hints. Liam Hemsworth's in it. Miley Cyrus is in it. Maddie.

Yes, Maddie. The last song? The last song for the win is correct. It was the last song. Haven't seen that film in ages. God. Haven't seen it at all. Fair enough, Rachel.

You were never going to get it. Hey, Rachel, thanks so much for playing. But obviously, unfortunately, no money for you today, but we can hook you up with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Ah, brilliant. Just for playing. Well done, Rach. Nice work, Rach. Unlucky.

Bree and Clint. You're so into this, eh? I love filling in for you, but I love listening to you guys in the afternoons as well Oh thank you very much It's so fun We paid you to say that

And one of my favourite things that you do Is pranking your mum Generally But my favourite prank specifically Is an ongoing prank where you call her And tell her that your old school friend Katie Drage has won the lottery It's so dumb And it's been going on for so many years.

I think the last time you were here we got the real Katie Drage to call my mum and say, oh, die, I've won the Powerball. And she went, oh, Katie, you haven't. We took it up a notch, didn't we? So I really want to keep the, I want to keep. The dream alive. Yeah, I want to keep the dream alive. And you came to me and you said, should we do another version of this same dumb prank?

And you came up with this idea where you said, I will call her as a TV producer from Australian TV. Yes, and tell her that we've found out that someone in the town has won the Powerball. And you're looking for information. Yes. Okay. I love it. So should we give her a call?

Okay, we'll dial. We'll see how this goes. Let's dial her up now. Hello? Oh, hi. Is this Di? Yes. Di, hi. is this Di? Yes. Di, hi, this is Jake from Sunrise Channel 7 in Sydney.

How are you? Who is this? It's Jake from Sunrise Channel 7. I'm a producer here. How are you? Oh, yeah, good, thanks, Jake. This is... What's going on, mate?

This is a bit of a strange one. I got your number from Juanita Volpado in town. Oh, no. Really? Yeah. What for? No, this is a great story. So someone in your town, in Stanthorpe,

has won $17 million in the Powerball. No. This is amazing. This is amazing, Di. And so we're just calling around some of the locals trying to find out some information about the person that's won. Are you for real? I don't know whether to believe you or not. No, this is... My daughter has done pranks to me all the time about this $17 million. And I want to believe that.

Are you kidding me? No. This is real. This is true. Someone has won the $17 million. Oh, my God. Really? No. So I'm just calling around trying to find out some information

about this person. Do you know a woman by the name of Katie Drage? Jake, where are you ringing from? Is it Auckland? Because I'm going to come and get you next time I'm there. Mum, Katie Drage has won the Powerball again. Jesus. That was so good. Oh, she's won.

She's won the Mega Powerball. Yes, Brianna. No, fair dinkum. I'm crying. I'm laughing so hard. No, when you threw Renita's name in there, I thought, Jesus. And then what a betrayal. Don't bring Renita into it, Maddie McLean. I thought, Jesus. And then what if it's real?

Don't bring Juanita into it, Maddie McLean. Geez, Maddie. Sorry, Mama Di. I used to love you. Holy shit. That's made my whole week, Maddie. I'm one of your biggest fans, Maddie, but not anymore. But she won the lotto, Di Katie Dray. Go congratulate her. She's won the lotto by Katie Drage.

Go congratulate her. She's won the Powerball. No, that's it. I'm out of here. It's done, Brianna. All right, Mum, we've got to go because we are chasing details about Katie Drage. We've got to go. Jesus.

See you, Mum. You wait, Maddie. You wait till I get over there. You're on her list, as she says. Hey, Mum, we'll talk to you soon. We need her. Bye, Mum. See you.

Oh, my God. I'm sweaty. Sweaty. Let's put on a song. Put on a song. We'll play this, whatever this is. You and I both are dog owners. You have your dog Otis and

I have my two girls, Meryl and Whitney. And we can agree that sometimes pets can be gross. Oh, they're disgusting. You know? I mean, they're adorable, but yes, they do some gross things sometimes. But sometimes they can be filthy. And I came across this story.

And look, this is just a warning for you and anyone listening. This story that I'm about to play you is very gross. Okay. Okay. I can't embrace it myself. If you've got a queasy stummy. Stummy? Stummy.

You've got a queasy stummy. Then I would suggest maybe not listening. Because it is bad. So I saw this on TikTok and it's a story about a dog and her owner and the outcome is disgusting. But take a listen to what happened to this woman. A few years ago, I was sat on the sofa with my dog on my lap eating a tuna mayo sandwich for lunch. My dog was getting quite excited, thinking that he was going to get some leftovers, and kept fidgeting on my knee.

When I was finished, I went to take my plate into the kitchen and noticed I had something oily on my arm. Thinking it was mayo from my sandwich, I licked it instantly. To be like, I'm going to gag. To be like, it wasn't mayo at all. It was the juice from my dog's anal gland. While begging for my sandwich. Oh, Brie! I told you it was gross.

I warned you. I warned you. I warned you about about it i didn't think we were going there though i mean i said it was bad on a scale of one to ten it was a ten all right it was what i mean that's horrific that is such an unfortunate accident as well because you would you go oh yeah i've got some mayo. I'll just licky-licky. Get rid of that. And that's something that not all dog owners realise when you first get a dog. But sometimes some dogs and some breeds,

you need to get the anal gland actually tended to where they drain it. Really? Yeah, some dogs, you have to get that. They sometimes do it at the groomers. Wow. Has your dog Otis ever done something where you're like, that's gonna make me sick? I, we were once in the park and Otis was kind of

running around and playing and stuff and then we went back to the car and he jumped in the car and we drove off and we were driving and I was like what is that smell? And then I realised exactly what it was. I had earlier in the day at the park seen that someone had left a whole fish on the ground.

Oh, no. Like a flatfish, like a flounder or something, just on the ground. What, a whole one? Yeah. And Otis had obviously gone and sniffed it. And you know what they do when they find scents? They roll in it. They roll in it.

Yeah, they love to roll in stuff. They're rolling around in the park on top of this dead, whole flatfish. So he smelt real fishy. Disgusting, eh? Yours? Oh, easily. Are you ready for this story? So my adopted baby girl, Meryl Streep, she, I mean, she's still learning.

She's still a puppy. She's so food driven. It's ridiculous, right? I've told the story about how she got into the chili plant and she ate all that. And she just gets into everything and when we're out walking like if we let her off the lead she just goes food hunting that's all she does anyway I was at the park and I let her off the lead for a little bit and she kind of ran off and I was like where are you and I went looking for her and she'd been gone for like five minutes and I was getting quite worried until I finally found her and she was tucking in to a dirty baby's nappy.

And there was poo all over her face. And I'm not joking. It was one of the most horrific things I've ever had to deal with. Oh, my God. Because, you know, I don't know how old that nappy is. I don't know whose it is. Anyway, she had a great time. Me, not so much.

I think we should put it out there to people. Let's open the phone lines. Absolutely. 0800 dial ZM or you can text through your stories on 9696. What is the grossest thing your pet has done? We'd love to hear your stories. I don't know if you're going to beat the old anal gland story, but we'll give it a go.

Give it a go. Why not? Let's go to the phones. Let's talk to Shane. G'day, Shane. G'day. How you going? Good.

Thank you, Shane. Tell us, what type of animal are we talking about first? We have a small sausage dog. Okay. Okay. And what did the sausage dog do that was real gross? We live on a small farm, and we were out with his bigger brother cruising around the farm.

He came back home, I was in the kitchen starting to cook, and then this offensive odour permeated my nose, and I was like, what the hell is that? I turn around and he's thrown up an entire baby rabbit that was decomposing. Oh! Complete with black fluid all around it. Oh, shame!

Can I just... It was instant gag. For you and for the dog. And it was whole? The dog just ate it whole? It was whole. Oh, you're joking. Shane, can I just say, you tell a ripping story.

You're a great storyteller, Shane. It was almost like I was listening to slam poetry or something. Very good, Shane. Thanks for calling through. Similar to Shane, someone texted through and said, I saw a dog vomit a whole possum once. They just love it, eh? Let's go to Finn on the phone lines.

Hi, Finn. G'day, Finn. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you, Finn. Tell us, what type of animal are we talking about? We're talking about a dog, and it was an Australian blue heeler. Okay. Called?

Do we have a name for the dog? Her name was Brax. Brax, all right. Brax the Blue Heeler. And what did Brax do that was real gross? I was at a friend's house and just popped. I left her in the back of the company vehicle in the ute with the windows down a bit, right? Okay.

And I thought, because I had a cat and she was a bit funny with cats, so I thought, you know, safety first. And so I thought, all right, I'll go let her out to go toilet. And she had vomited horse manure all over the back seat of my company Uke. How much are we talking, Finn? You imagine like a two-litre ice cream. Oh, my God. Probably about more than that.

Oh, my God. Why do they like to eat that stuff, eh? They are disgusting. They are disgusting. Our dogs growing up, like, would love to eat the dry cowpats. Would just get into it like it was a pizza. Links will call them through. And that's the boss's car as well.

You've got to clean that. Yeah, you do. Listen to this text that's come through. It says, once in COVID times, I was on a Google meetup and had a cup of water next to me. My dog jumped up on my lap and began to drink out of it. I didn't realise this. About 10 minutes later, I'd forgotten she had drunk out of it

and took a big sip and immediately spat it out all over my computer. It tasted gross and had floaties in it. Oh, yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Oh, we love it. Let's talk to Mitchell. G'day, Mitchell. How are you?

Great, thank you. Good, mate. What kind of animal are we talking about here, Mitchell? I'm actually talking about a cat. A cat. Oh, good. It's not all dog related. All mate. What kind of animal are we talking about here, Mitchell? I'm actually talking about a cat. A cat. Oh, good. It's not all dog related. All right.

What does the cat do? So she was sort of in the prime of her hunting life. And admittedly, when I was a bit younger, about 17, I still used to sleep with a teddy bear. And the cat had actually brought in half a rabbit into my bed. And I proceeded to spend the evening cuddling half a dead rabbit. Oh, no. That's good.

That is very good. I think this is important to ask, Mitchell. Which half? The top or the bottom? The bottom half. She had her way with the top half, gave you the bottom. Yeah, pretty much. It wasn't very nice and test dimes

and all that hanging out. It's like the bloody godfather waking up with the horses head in your beard. Yes, very similar. Yeah. Mate, horrific. Someone on the text machine said, my foster dog ate the middle part out of my G-banger out of the laundry

basket. He was so proud of himself. Dogs love that stuff, eh? They really do. All right, let's check in with Emma on the phone line. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello. Tell us, Emma, what type of animal?

Sorry, it is another dog. That's okay. Okay, that's all right. They are disgusting sometimes. Yeah, no. So my mum had picked me up from school with the dogs and then she needed to pop into the supermarket. And we sort of live in a bit of a dodgy area,

so my mum locked the car, all good, done it before many times. And I heard a little fart come out of my dog, and I was like, whatever, fine, cool. Ooh, it smells. And I look over, and he's, like like diarrhea poop all through the back of the car. And I feel something warm on my legs. He's like dog poop on my legs. I couldn't do anything because it would set off the alarm in the car park.

And I just had to wait until my mum got back. And as soon as the car unlocked, I ran out. Mum, mum, the dog crashed in the car. We were once walking Otis, our dog, down in central Auckland at peak hour time, like 8.30 in the morning, and I felt like a little drag on his lead, and I was like, what is he doing?

And I looked behind me, and he has just diarrhea'd all the way down Custom Street in Auckland. If you know Custom Street at 8.30 in the morning, chaos. How many bags did you have to pick that up? No. I would have ran away. It wasn't a bag situation.

There was nothing to bag. It was pure liquid. So we had to rush to the cafe and get buckets of water. Oh, mate, I would have just booked it. All these businessmen were, like, having to skip over it. It was awful, awful. Oh, terrible. Thanks for calling through, Emma. We appreciate it. One last text to round over it. It was awful. Awful. Terrible. Thanks for calling through, Emma.

We appreciate it. One last text to round us out. Go for it. The grossest thing your pet has done. It's a real short one. My puppy, Mabel, rolled in human poo under a bush once. Why did they do it? I think that's it.

I think we're done. I think we are done and dusted. We got through it. We got through it. We did. Bree and Clint. It's time for this think we're done. I think we are done and dusted. We got through it. We got through it. We did. Bree and Clint. It's time for this. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner. That's right, Maddie McLean. This is where people call us up, tell us their birthdays, and we figure out what was the number one song on their 16th, and then we'll play our favourite one out in full. Let's kick it off with Scotty. G'day, Scott. G'day, team. How are we? Great. How are you doing,

Scott? Yeah, good. Good. Just driving home from the gym. Let's just shift in some tin, mate. Shift in some tin. How much are you benching these days, Scott? I teach fitness, so I'm not really into the heavy stuff but being on stage. Oh, nice.

Nice. I like that from you, Scott. Okay, well, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? It's getting old now. 20th of June, 79. All right, Scotty. That means you were 16 in 1995.

And let's have a look. This was a 90s banger. Oh, Scotty. This was a 90s banger. Oh, Scotty. A bit of La Bouche, Be My Lover. Do you like that one? Oh, maybe when I was 16 I liked it. Come on, Scotty.

You'd go to clubs and dance to this, wouldn't you? You would shake your bonbon to this, Scotty. Yeah, I probably would. It would be a good group fitness song to be here. Absolutely it would. Not a bad one to kick us off. Let's see what you're up against. Let's talk to Rhys. G'day, Rhys.

Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you at the moment, Rhys? I'm just heading back to Auckland from Tauranga. Oh, nice. How's the roads? Are they safe at the moment? Yeah, it's not too wet at the moment, which is good.

Okay, good to hear. Rhys, what's your birthday? 4th of March, 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And on your 16th birthday, Rhys, this would have been number one. Oh, it's nostalgic, Rhys. It's nostalgic. The Harlem Shake from Bauer.

That's track up. You like it? Yeah, it's not bad. I like it, Rhys. I think it's a moment in time, eh? We all remember it. Not bad, not too bad. We've got to do one more for Amanda.

G'day, Amanda. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you calling in from? Napier. Oh, Napier. The beautiful Napier with the prison. Yeah, the beautiful Napier that got smashed by the cyclone.

Oh, yeah. How are you all doing down there at the moment, Amanda? Yeah, we're all right. There's still a lot of clean-up to do. Luckily, I didn't really get affected. A tree fell down. But, yeah, all other parts are still, you know, trying to pick up all the pieces.

Yeah, it's tough work, hey? It takes a long time and people kind of forget if you're not there, you know? But I still love Napier. It's a good city. It's a great city. Go visit. Unfortunately, Auckland's got it now, eh? Oh, man. We copped it last night. I'm pretty sure my car's going to be full hail damage, but I still haven't been able to check it yet. But I'm hoping that it

was small enough to get away with it. Hopefully. But I don't know. Let's lift the spirit, shall we, Amanda? Yeah. What's your birthday? So the 8th of August, 1990. All right, Amanda, that means you were 16 in 2006. Good year. Let's see what your birthday banger is.

I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to kill you, boy Come on, let's go. Sing. I love it, Tom. Banger from Shakira, Hips Don't Lie. You like it? Yeah.

I think not bad. You can't go wrong. You can't go wrong. No, you can't. Let all the land of land. Yeah. Now we have to vote. I know.

Hang there, Amanda. We're going to have to deliberate. Sometimes it's clear cut, right? Sometimes. And then other times it's a bit of a dilemma. What are you feeling in your man waters? I do love Shakira. You do love Shakira?

I think I'm going to go with Be My Lover. Me too. Yeah. That means, Scotty, you've taken it out. Yes. Go the 90s. Go the 90s. That means, Scotty, you've taken it out. Yes. Go the 90s. Go the 90s. Mate, we are throwing it all the way back to 1995 with a bit of La Bouche.

Be my lover. This is your birthday banger on ZM. And I'm excited for this, Matty. So am I. Because this is your first time. We launched a new game since you've been here. It's called Who Do You Think They Are? And essentially the premise of the game is someone brings a celebrity name and then we all take a second

and then we shout out who we think they are, a character or a movie or just- What they're known for? What they're known for. And we found that in this game it kind of depends on how old you are. Right. And like everyone looks at things differently.

Sure. So it's quite fun. So the aim is to get everyone get the same thing. How often does that happen? Never. But another fun part is we also sing the intro. Okay. And this is your first time.

It is. You've had a little practice. You've had one practice. Do you think you're ready? I think I'm ready. I mean, it's a Spice Girls song, which is in my wheelhouse. Totally. Producers, you're going to need to give it everything.

Always ready for this. Are you guys ready? Oh, yeah. All right. Here we go, guys. Hit the track. I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are?

I said, who do you think they are? I shouldn't have doubted you for a second. Thank you. Because you have never played before, we've given you the honour of bringing the celebrity names. Okay.

Okay? So I just say the name and then we take a three, two, one. Yes. So say the name, take a beat and then go three, two, one and then we all shout out who we think they are. Okay, great. Celebrity number one. All right.

Nigella Lawson. Oh, okay. Oh. Yep, yep, gotcha. Okay, ready? All right. Oh, okay. Oh. Yep, yep, gotcha. Okay, ready? All right. Three, two, one. Chocolate.

Microwave. Oh. Claudia. That was good. Hello, chocolate lovers. What did you say? I said chocolate. Chocolate.

Hello, chocolate lovers. Oh, my God, I love. Microwave, that is very good. I love her so much. She's amazing. She was on the Aussie MKR last season. Oh, yes, she was too. It played here in New Zealand.

God, she was fantastic. I met her once. She came into the studio. Did she? She is everything you'd hope she was. Is she? Oh, I'm so jealous. Okay, celebrity number two, Oprah Winfrey.

Okay. Okay. Got it? Yep, got it. Okay, three, two, one. Talk show. Okay. Okay. Got it? Yep, got it. Okay. Three, two, one. Talk show. You get a car.

You get a car. You get a car. Ella, Oprah Winfrey is one of the- I know Oprah Winfrey. Oh, the interview with Meghan Markle. Oh, yeah. That was very good. Were you silent or were you silenced?

Chills. Love it. Were you silent or were you silenced? Chills. Love it. Okay, next one. Okay, the next one is Jennifer Lopez. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay, I got it.

Three, two, one. Jenny from the block. Made in Manhattan. Did you say Made in Manhattan? No, I said Jenny from the block. Oh. Sorry. I said Made in Manhattan. Oh, yeah. Of course the Block. Oh. Sorry. I said Made in Manhattan.

Oh, yeah. Of course, Claudia and I agree on everything. Go me and Maddie. Okay. Celebrity number four, Jake Gyllenhaal. Okay. Easy. Piece of cake.

Okay. Three, two, one. Why can't I kill you? Red Album. Which is technically we were the same. What did you girls say? Red Album. Red. Taylor Swift. There's Swifties out technically we were the same. What did you girls say? Red album.

Taylor Swift. There's Swifties out there. Buzz him out. Get out of here. He's cancelled. Okay. Number five. We're going with Hugh Grant.

Oh. Okay. We can do this, guys. Yeah. Got it. Channel. Guys, look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me. Okay. Three, two, one. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Okay. Three, two, one. Notting Hill. What did you guys say? I blinked. I said love actually. The one when he was the Prime Minister.

It was that one. Oh, that one. I'll let that pass. That's a pass. We said Notting Hill. That's such a good movie. Such a fantastic movie. It would have been a great one if you'd said it as well.

Sorry, guys. All right. there it is and of course Maddie, you don't know this but we sing the outro as well to take us out. Here we go! I said a who do you think they are?

Do you think they are? I said a who do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? Bree and Clint. I saw a meme online the other day. I love a meme. And, you know, it's so cliche, but, you know, you see something and you go, oh, my God, that's so me or that's so us.

That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to tap into that super relatable, you know. Totally. Thing where people go, oh, my God, that's so us. That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to tap into that super relatable, you know. Totally. Thing where people go, oh my God, that's so me. I do that. I get it. I totally get it. I do this all the time.

Or yeah, that's so my life. Well, I saw one the other day and hook, line and sink it. They got me in. Oh my God. I'm so interested in what this is. It was a meme that just perfectly summed up me and my husband ryan okay it was two images of two fuel tanks in the car right and one of them was about half full okay and it uh underneath the quote said oh my god i need to fill up immediately the other one was on empty so like

the orange light was on and and the quote underneath said, it's totally fine, I've got another 10Ks to go. And I was just like, this is so me. And Ryan sums us up perfectly. I'm trying to figure out, because I know you and your husband, Ryan, both really well. I'm trying to figure, I'm quite stumped as to who would be who. Let me guess.

Knowing you, I think Ryan would be the the one that soon as it goes to halfway he has to go fill up oh he's an absolute control i thought so yeah i'm fast and loose and a procrastinator and lazy and all of the above fast and loose that's so good i'm trying to think so you're saying that you believe in every relationship well i didn't realize that i was like i at first i thought oh this is just speaks so much to me and ryan specifically then i put it up on instagram and i had so many people message me going this is us as well like this is me and my husband or my partner or whatever this totally sums us up and i was like man maybe every couple is made up of those two people this

is such an interesting theory to me and then you're saying that opposites attract because you need one of both totally or else it's just chaos and it's not it doesn't necessarily need to be the fuel light thing specifically it could be one person in the relationship turns up to the airport three hours early the other one is happy to turn up like half an hour before their flight. So then you meet in the middle when you're traveling together, which is the perfect way to travel. So I just wondered, I wanted to put it to the test here in the studio because you're in a relationship. Producer Claude is in a relationship as well. I wanted to know, am I right?

Is this a thing? Are couples made up of those two kinds of people? Look, I believe you're right. I think 90% of the time, yes. And I'm trying to think of my relationship. I think I'm, which we always, you know how we always talk about you and Ryan and me and my partner and how we're similar to you guys. Yes. And my partner, Sophia, is more like you. Yes my partner Sophia is more like you and I'm more like Ryan.

100%. I think I wait until like it's half full and I go full up because I'm too scared. I think that's me. But is Sophia the fast and loose? Sometimes. I think she can be. Like she's not all that worried.

I've definitely been in the car multiple times where she's like, I'm on zero. I think she can be. Like, she's not all that worried. I've definitely been in the car multiple times where she's like, I'm on zero! I'm on zero! I'm like, oh god. So there you go, right? Yeah. So that checks out. What about you, Claude? I think I'm definitely, let it go to zero. Let it go below. I know my car really

well, so I know exactly where the point is. That's what I say, I know my car. It's never let me down. I know my car. Listen to Claudia! i know my car it's never let me down i know my car oh no my car and she knows me but i think my partner kind of does not as extreme but also lets it get to empty but i think our thing is that i it'll get to empty and i'll put like 20 bucks in just to like get the light off whereas my partner will fill it every time right i will never right yeah i always just put a little bit in just like top it up and then i'll let it get just to like get the light off, whereas my partner will fill it every time. I will never fill my car. Yeah.

I always just put a little bit in just to like top it up and then I'll let it get back to zero and top it up again. So you're on the lower of the extremes. Yeah. But there is still a little something there, right? Yeah. We definitely have, yeah, one of us is it needs to be full and I'm like, no, everybody's fine.

I heard that you're both fast and loose. Bad girls do it young. That's what I heard. So you didn't hear it from me. So what is it like then, Bree, to date a fast and loose? Oh, mate, it's just like going to watch a Fast and the Furious movie, you know? You're on edge the whole time. You're on edge the whole time.

You're gripping the seats. Your knuckles are wide. You're really, really sweaty. All the time. All the time. Got a soola constantly. Constant sweaty up a little earth. I love that theory.

Go test it with your partner at home. Bree and Clint. And that is the end of the show. They're wrapping us up already. Gary's playing the music. He's like, get out of my sight. See ya. I need to get home to my babies.

Such a fun show today. It's been fantastic. My favourite part, if you want to catch it on the podcast, is where we prank Mama Di with another classic Katie Drage's won the lotto prank. We've got to do it again sometime. Next time I'm in with you. Every time. Yeah.

Every time. It's got to be done. My mum will just be like on edge the whole time. She'll be like, when are they going to call me again? Well, hopefully you've had a fantastic day and hopefully this bloody wither. Crazy. It was hailing. Yeah, we had hail.

Yeah, and there was like a full on electrical storm at my house last night. Did you get that? Yeah, we got that as well. And it was crazy. Like, you know, I've seen lightning before, but this was the whole sky was blue. It was insane. It was like sitting in the lounge room. You could see like, it was almost like fireworks were like going off like every couple of minutes.

I kind of love it though. I love lying in bed and listening to the heavy rain. You know who didn't love it? Dog? My dog, Whitney Houston, went berserk. Like she gets so scared and I feel so bad for her. But a little bit of whiskey in her dog food and she's, no. It is.

She's good to go. She goes to sleep like a baby. All right, cool. We'll catch you on the show tomorrow. Stay safe. Bye. See ya. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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