ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th November 2021
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Hello everybody, welcome to a turbo Bree and Clint podcast intro.
The time is ticking, there is 3 minutes and 43 seconds for this podcast intro.
So who has anything important to say?
A hot take podcast intro.
No, nothing.
It's a happy birthday to my wife who doesn't listen to this podcast.
Happy birthday Lucy.
Happy birthday Lucy, who doesn't listen to this podcast. Happy birthday to yeah happy birthday lucy who doesn't listen to this
podcast and i'd like to happy birthday to cam my really good friend cam shares a birthday with lucy
yeah he does he's on zed him as well he doesn't listen to this podcast he doesn't listen to this
podcast and happy birthday to anybody else who doesn't listen to this podcast i'm just having
a good yeah cover those yeah yeah happy armisticeice Day, everybody. Is it? Yeah. Oh, and Singles Day.
Do you guys see those sales?
Yeah, for singles.
How do you prove you're single to get the discount?
No, I think it's 1111.
That's Singles Day.
Just looking at it.
Oh, 1111.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
Happy birthday to Chris Favaro, who I went to primary school with.
Oh, yep.
Are you looking at your Facebook?
Yeah.
I thought you'd Googled famous birthday.
That's a great idea.
How do you find that out?
It was my best friend's birthday yesterday.
Type in birthdays.
Happy birthday, Georgia.
Okay.
For yesterday.
No, go wider.
People don't know these people.
Happy birthday, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh, but that's not personal, is it?
Who doesn't listen to this podcast?
Happy birthday to Rocky, who I worked on Treasure Island with.
Her birthday is tomorrow.
We don't know Rocky. Happy birthday, Stanley Tucci. Oh, yeah. Her birthday's tomorrow. We don't know Rocky.
Happy birthday, Stanley Tucci.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, I love Stanley Tucci.
Everyone loves Stanley Tucci.
Legend.
Happy birthday, Demi Moore and Callista Flockhart, who is Ellie McBeal.
Wow.
There's a lot going on there.
We can keep going, but the names get less and less relevant after that.
I'll go back to my Facebook names.
Happy birthday.
Okay.
Well, we said it was Turbo, so
we're getting out of the couple
minutes to spare.
Bree, take us out.
No.
No.
No. I was doing
a thing. Oh, you're building up to it. Yeah.
Oh, sorry. Brie take us out
Podcast
I wanted to do the news thing
Enjoy the podcast everybody
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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint.
We've just seen the tiramisu up that's outside the studio here,
and we on.
Oh, it looks good, eh?
We are on for tomorrow night.
If you have no idea what I'm talking about, we are making a tiramisu on Zoom tomorrow night.
Yeah.
And not any tiramisu.
My nun is tiramisu from the motherland.
Yeah.
It's a family heirloom recipe.
If you want it, you've got to be watching the Zoom.
Tomorrow night kicks off at 7 o'clock.
When she used to make it for the Thomas L family at Christmas,
she'd walk in the room and she'd go,
Oh, we own.
We own, Aubrey, we own.
How do you know that?
Big Steve, we own.
And he's like, Mum, why you call me Big Steve?
It was more like,
Hey, oh, we own.
If you want to make tiramisu with us tomorrow,
or just watch, maybe that's what you're into
You can text ZOOM to 9696
And we'll send you back a link
With all the details to either join and cook
Or just watch along
It's going down 7 o'clock tomorrow night
Can't wait
Plenty of stuff on the show today
What's the plot just before 5 o'clock?
How much money are we giving away?
A quarter of a thousand,000. Hey,
not bad. Not bad going into Christmas
season. Do people say that? Quarter of a thousand?
I know they say quarter of a million.
Have you heard the kids, you know what the
kids call $1,000 these days?
Rack. Yeah.
And that's what What's His Face was
singing about. Rack City. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all.
And bands. Bands is $1,000 too.
Is it?
Yeah.
You know that song
where they go bands
and make her dance?
No.
I think a bands
is $1,000 as well.
I thought he was
talking about elastics.
Nah.
Nah, nah, nah.
Right, different.
But we do have
We own.
We have $50 right now
all thanks to our mates
at KFC.
If you want to play
tradie versus lady.
Yeah, you can call us
and you just got to get some questions right
and you can have.05 of a rack.
That's right.
But you've got to work for it because we all.
Bree and Clint will play out the new Post Malone.
Bree and Clint.
Time for tradie versus lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus lady. All right, the tradies continue their reign with another win yesterday,
taking their total to 96 wins for the year.
The ladies trailing on 91.
Let's meet our lady today.
She's from Wellington.
She's 23, and she is going to Christchurch for the long weekend.
You know, I keep forgetting that other people can travel.
I know.
I keep forgetting the whole country is not in lockdown. I mean, they can travel and they get a long weekend. You know, I keep forgetting that other people can travel. Jealous. You know? I know. I keep forgetting the whole country
is not in lockdown. I mean, they can travel
and they get a long weekend.
Welcome to the show, Em.
G'day, Em. Hi. It's nothing to do with you.
It's just us, mate. We've got some deep, deep
emotional trauma from this lockdown going on.
Oh, talk about it.
I'm sorry. I feel bad for you guys. No, it's going to be wonderful.
It's going to be wonderful. We want to see all the Instagram stories.
We hope you have an amazing time. Yeah.
You'll be taking our tradie today. They are 36
and they used to work on a wind farm.
Welcome to the show, Hidamia.
Hey.
Hidamia, how are you? Hey, good, good.
That's cool. A wind farm,
hey? Yeah, that's the one.
So what did you do? I'm on a wind farm.
Represent. Represent. I sometimes
work in my own wind farm. Represent. Represent. I sometimes work in my own wind farm.
No.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No.
It's more of a wind tunnel, actually.
It is very self-regenerating, though.
Here we go, guys.
M, your buzzer is lady.
Hidamio, your buzzer is tradie.
Good luck, everybody.
First three wins.
Here we go.
Question number one.
We are doing a tiramisu this Friday where I will share my Nuna's recipe
with the world for one night only.
How do you say hello in Italian?
Ladies.
Yes, Em.
Ciao.
Ciao is correct.
You can also use ciao for goodbye.
Hello and goodbye.
We would also have accepted pronto, buongiorno,
and there's a bunch of others.
There's so many ways.
Would you have accepted it?
Sure, bro.
Depends if you did it in an Italian accent.
Depends what part of Italy you came from.
Probably more northern Italian, I think.
All right, one to the ladies.
Question number two.
We have some of the contestants from RuPaul's Drag Race
Down Under on the show today.
They are launching a new podcast.
Who was the Kiwi queen that took out the title?
Is it A, Alaska Diamond, B, Anita Wiglet, or C, Ketamine?
C.
Lady.
Hitomiya, I believe you used your buzzer first.
C.
Ketamine.
Nice work, Hitomiya.
Well done.
Well done.
Very well done.
One apiece.
Question number three.
A type of bird finished this saying,
I'm watching you like a what?
Ready.
Hadamia, just.
Oh.
Hawk.
Hawk is correct.
Very, very tight on your buzzers, guys.
Question number four.
You need this one M to stay in it.
Can you tell me who sings this song?
Lady.
M, yes, M, can you tell me who sings this song? Lady.
M, yes, M, yes.
Get in.
Feel what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Nice work, M.
You've pulled it back.
We are into a tie break, guys.
Here we go.
Question five.
This is for the win.
What type of vehicle is a 787 Dreamliner?
Traedy.
Yes, hit him here.
Airplane.
It is an airplane.
He's got it.
Tell you what, it was very close, but a great comeback.
$50 coming your way.
Thank you.
All good.
Nice work.
There you go.
The tradees go to 97 and they close in on their 100-point mark.
Brianne Clint.
I want to talk about this story and basic diets.
People who really, they know what they like,
they stick to what they like, what they know,
and they don't really veer off track very often.
I know people like this.
I've got a really good mate, Big Gay Gorgeous Al.
Yep.
He loves kumara and that's pretty much it.
What?
And steak.
Is that his diet?
That's his diet.
Yeah, right.
You ask him.
Rice?
I bet.
Oh, yeah, sometimes he eats rice.
I bet you if we called him,
he could name all the things he eats on one hand.
On one hand.
We should call him after this.
What does he have for breakfast?
Not steak. No, I have for breakfast? Not steak.
No, I don't think he has steak.
That's a great question.
He really went through a big stage of acai bowls.
Acai bowls.
Yeah, same thing.
No, an acai bowl is a bowl of beer.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Have you never had one?
There's a story about a girl.
She's 11.
Her name's Jessica. And she has finally broken a 10-year streak of eating only chicken nuggets,
which I know it sounds funny, but it's actually like a condition,
they reckon, where she has some sort of fear.
Food phobia.
Yeah, kind of.
And she hasn't been able to eat anything else,
literally since she was 18 months old.
You'll be giving some kids that are listening now an idea
they're going to go, I don't tell mum I've got food phobia.
The only thing I'm not scared of, chicken nuggets.
Chicken nuggets are my fave.
And chibis.
Anyway, in great news, the mum Julia hired this guy,
this hypnotherapist called David Kilmurry who pretty much worked
with the girl for about three
weeks and now she's cured. She's eating vegetables. She's eating, like she's never had these foods
before. Wow. Isn't that amazing? I love a chicken nugget, but I can't think there's
many nutritional benefits to one. Like what is a chicken nugget higher in other than
salt? There's not many veggies in chicken nuggets.
No.
Apparently this guy, David, and I'll just tell you about this one other story.
This hypnotherapist guy made headlines last year.
You might remember this story when he helped teenager Ben Simpson,
who only consumed predominantly sausage for most of his life.
What?
He lived off sausage?
Yeah, just had a bit of sausage.
No, don't say it like that.
Yeah.
Don't say it like that.
Scoff the sausage.
All right.
I can't think of a more bullyable food to be your food.
I know.
You're better off with chicken nuggets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be chicken nugget kid, not sausage boy.
Not sausage boy.
Hey, I've been sausage girl before.
Remember I told you that story?
Big Al loves the sausage. Hey, he loves the sausage girl before. Remember I told you that story? Big Al loves the sausage.
He loves the sausage.
With kumara.
That's one of his five foods.
Exactly.
I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M,
are you one of these people, do you have a really kind of basic diet?
You have like your strict foods that you stick to and that's it.
Do you know what each meal of the day is and it's the same every day?
Like you might have a different breakfast, lunch and dinner,
but you have the same breakfast, lunch and dinner every single day.
Maybe we might get someone, because you hear those stories,
like someone that's had the same lunch for like, you know, 10 years.
Yeah.
And why?
Why do you do it?
Is it a nutrition thing? Is it a nutrition thing?
Is it a habit thing?
Is it a phobia thing?
You know, just easier.
You don't have to think about it.
Or is it just yum?
Oh, 800-DIALS-ZM, or you can text us on 9696.
Do you have a basic diet?
Bree and Clint.
Do you just like what you like and that's it?
Yeah.
You don't really want to sway from that.
Yeah.
There's quite a lot of people out there who are like this,
who, you know, just want to eat the certain things
and keep it to that.
Like, especially, what about the people who do their food cook
for the week on a Sunday, their meal prep?
Oh, yeah.
But surely they do a different meal each week.
So they only eat seven days of the same meal and then they change it?
I don't know.
There was a guy
I lived with
and he was like
real into the fitness
and he would cook
boiled chicken,
kumara mash
and broccolini
and he would,
that's all he'd have.
Why is boiled chicken,
I know it's nice
but it just seems sad.
Boiled chicken is not nice.
Is it not nice?
Don't sit here and say boiled chicken's nice.
Even the people that eat boiled chicken know that it's not nice.
They're not eating it for the flavour.
You're taking the joy out of chicken.
Grilled chicken, delicious.
Why is it any healthier to boil it?
Anyway, that's not what we're getting into.
We're talking to people who have really basic diets
and kind of just stick to the same thing.
Michael's here.
G'day, Michael.
Hi, Michael.
Yo, how you guys?
How you going? Good, thanks. Michael, is this a bit of you? Have you eaten the same thing. Michael's here. G'day, Michael. Hi, Michael. Yo, how you guys? How you going?
Good, thanks.
Michael, is this a bit of you?
Have you eaten the same thing a lot?
Mate, this is right up my grill, eh?
Easy life.
Yeah.
What do you eat?
Every day, well, from Monday to Friday,
I'll go with two sandwiches,
peanut butter and honey all the time.
Yeah.
An apple, muesli bar, and spice it up and throw in a banana or a mandarin, you know.
Yeah.
To change it up.
And how long have you been eating that for lunch for?
15 years.
Since I started high school.
Wait a minute.
I like it, Michael.
I like it because there's a bit of variation in there.
Like the mandarin or the banana.
No, but he's got a few things in the lunchbox.
He's got a few bunch of different stuff.
What would you do if you opened your lunchbox one day?
I don't know if you have a partner.
I don't know if anybody would ever make your lunch for you.
What would you do if you opened your lunchbox
and there was a Marmite sandwich in there?
That would be in the bin, I'd starve.
It's probably his whole day off.
And what is it?
Is it just a comfort thing?
You just like what you like?
Oh, it's just real easy.
You don't even have to think about it.
I don't even have to wake up to pack my lunch.
Yeah, true.
Do you either kind of go and order the same beer
every time he goes to the pub?
Oh, no, just whatever someone buys me.
I don't buy beers at the pub.
I like you, Michael.
He's a smart man.
He's a smart man.
Speaking of lunches, Nathan works with someone like this.
Hello, Nathan.
Hi, Nathan.
How are you doing?
Well, I used to work.
Right, okay.
Or maybe this is why you quit.
Tell us what your workmate would have for lunch every day.
So he would have a couple of butter sandwiches, nothing else,
white bread, butter sandwiches, and a jar of pickles.
What?
He'd eat a whole jar of pickles?
Yeah, every day, yep.
And just butter on bread?
Just butter on bread, and I worked for three years.
Every day, that was what he ate.
Mate, that is bizarre.
Did you ever comment to him and say,
you know you're eating a whole jar of pickles for lunch every day
and that's it?
Yeah.
No, actually, it's one of the reasons why I don't work there anymore
is because I couldn't handle the crunching anymore from the pickles.
They are quite crunchy, aren't they?
The sound of his pickle crunch started to drive you insane.
Surely the acidity that's in pickles could not be good for you. I was saying to Bree,
it's not a bad lunch. Bread and some, you know,
cucumber, some veggies in there. And Bree
pointed out it's basically a whole cup
of vinegar a day.
It's not good. And his farts, man.
That was a word.
Horrendous pickle farts.
Oh, I'm glad you made it out of there, Nathan.
Lots of texts coming in. Lots of people
whose partners eat the same thing.
Someone said, when my mum and dad got married,
dad mentioned that he liked cold spaghetti sandwiches
and he got them for three years straight.
Mum thought she was the best wife ever until one day he broke
and he has never had cold spaghetti sandwiches since,
nor has mum ever made his lunch again.
Sounds like it was a big blow up.
Yeah.
You know what?
Fine, I'm not making you lunch no more.
You make your own lunch.
Oh, right.
Bree and Clint.
A Bree and Clint's a tiramisu.
Racist.
Racist.
Be racist.
Exit racist.
It's going down this Friday.
We will be cooking Breeze Nornars
Tiramisu with an authentic Italian
So it's not racist
Exactly
And look it's one night only
You've got to be there to get the recipe
Or it'll stay a secret forever
Yep
Someone who has decided to join us on the Zoom
Is you Scarlett, hi Scarlett
Hi Scarlett
Good how are you guys?
Good, how are you?
I'm very well, thanks.
I'm very excited.
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited to share the recipe with you.
Are you pumped?
Oh, pumped is an understatement.
I love cooking.
I love tiramisu.
So I'm, oh, I can't wait.
Did you hear Eat Lit Food, the food reviewer's review of the tiramisu on the show yesterday?
I haven't seen it, but I love him.
He's so good.
And he gave it a glowing review.
Yeah, 14 points, something out of whatever scale of the Eat Lit Food scale.
Eat Lit Food scale, yeah.
He said the crumbled flake on top was a bit bogan.
But other than that, he loved it.
I think it's very kiwi.
It's a kiwi twist.
Yeah, right.
I like your hot take on it, Scarlett.
Now, I need to ask, have you ever made a tiramisu before?
I have.
It's one of my favourite desserts to make and eat.
Oh, no pressure.
That is pressure, I hear.
No, I'm sure it's going to be amazing.
Do you want to make your recipe while we make Bree's recipe,
and then at the end we can compare dishes and see who has the better recipe?
That's a good idea.
Yeah, I was talking to my dad.
He's a chef.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
I don't know about this.
I don't know about the competition, Tiramisu.
I think yours would maybe blow mine out of the water.
I was talking to my dad.
He's a judge on MasterChef.
You may know him.
His name's George Columbaris, and he said he'd love to join us.
My mum is Nadia Lim.
Okay, Scarlett, so you'll be live on the Zoom with us.
We'll be able to see you.
You'll be able to see us.
And we're going to cook this Friday at 7 o'clock.
If anyone wants to join us, you don't have to cook.
You can just watch if you want.
You can text ZOOM to 9696. You don't have don't have to cook. You can just watch if you want.
You can text ZOOM to 9696.
You don't have to be a live participant.
You can just be a watcher.
Exactly, and just write down the recipe as we make it on the Zoom.
Or you can participate and get all the ingredients.
It's up there on the page, on the ZM Bree and Clint page.
I've got an important question for you, though, Scarlett.
What will you be drinking while we tiramisu on Friday?
That's a good question that is a really
really good question
and I will definitely
be having a glass of wine
wine
okay great
perfect
we're having a prosecco
to keep things in theme
what do you mean
one prosecco
a bottle of prosecco
a bottle each
yeah
because that's Italiano
we'll be tiramubering
home at the end of this.
That's right.
Scarlett, that's awesome.
We can't wait to see you on Friday for the Terima Zoom.
Yay, thanks guys.
See you tomorrow.
Bye Scarlett, see ya.
You can join Scarlett and us.
Just tick Zoom to 9696 and we'll fire you back all the details.
I can't wait.
Oh, racist.
Racist.
Who's watching Love Island at the moment?
Me.
I am, I am.
Have you stuck with it?
I've stuck with it.
Yeah?
It's just a good kind of...
Zone out?
Yeah, I called it a mindless watch.
I need a mindless watch.
It's good, it's just, you know...
Because I need something to be able to just scroll away on my phone on
and then just have it on in the background.
Yeah.
Because the shows I'm watching at the moment require too much
attention. Like all the
dramas and the thrillers and all that's great
but you need just a bit of, you know
a bit of, you just need a bit of
reality TV.
I've enjoyed Love Island in the past
I had to quit this season. I've just
felt my brain was leaking out of my
ear as I was watching it. But it doesn't
mean that you shouldn't enjoy it if you are watching it.
You didn't stick with it. You only watched like
three episodes.
That was enough. I think that was enough for me.
I had enough. Just good to know when you've
had enough. This is a clip that's doing the rounds
today which
doesn't paint the contestants
in the brightest of lights.
Let's just say that. Okay. I don't know
if these people, there's no spoilers in this by the way, but where you're watching, is there someone called Taylor in the brightest of lights. Let's just say that. Okay. I don't know if these people, there's no spoilers in this, by the way,
but where you're watching,
is there someone called Taylor in the villa currently?
Taylor.
She's 26.
I think she's one of the intruders.
Right, okay.
So Taylor in this clip is talking with Ryan,
who's 25 years old.
He's a builder.
Do you know Ryan?
Yes, he was one of the first people that went in.
Okay.
I've got some clips to play you. Here's a conversation just between you know Ryan? Yes, he was one of the first people that went in. Okay. I've got some clips to play you.
Here's a conversation just between Taylor and Ryan on Love Island.
I've rode an ostrich before.
An ostrich?
Where?
In Austria?
In Vietnam.
Vietnam's like Asia.
Yeah, so you've got like Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia.
Well, he's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
No, no.
Well done, Ryan.
We'll just unpack it first, though.
Why did she think the ostrich was in Austria Was it because ostrich kind of sounds like Austria
Or did she get Austria and Australia confused
Because Australia does have ostriches
No we don't
Oh they have emus do they
Maybe I should go on the show
You really shot yourself in the foot Maybe I should go on the show.
You really shot yourself in the foot.
Do you know how to have ostriches?
I don't think you do. Get me on the show.
Anyway, anyway, anyway.
Maybe in that case I'm being a bit mean
and maybe she shouldn't be expected to know where that maybe she should be. You're panicking now, aren't you?
You're panicking.
Okay, so she shouldn't be expected to know where...
Everything about geography.
Maybe she shouldn't.
Maybe she doesn't have a job in which she's required to know where countries are.
Or does she?
You know what's so bad?
I work in travel and I don't know where anything is.
Like, people call up and they're like,
I'm going from Bali to Thailand.
And I'm like, is that international travel?
I wouldn't know.
Is that domestic?
It's international.
I have no f***ing idea.
Is that all in the same country?
They're not in the same country.
Okay, well now we can hate on her a little bit.
That is shocking.
In fairness to her though, if she's recently gone into travel, she probably hasn't had
to do much work.
They're like, congrats, you got the job as a travel agent.
Take the next two years off.
Yeah, take some time off.
But imagine that.
You book your holiday through Taylor from Love Island.
That is terrifying.
You go, I want to spend some time in Thailand, some time in Cambodia,
and she books you a transfer through, I don't know, Dusseldorf.
That's so bad.
Like if she, you know, if she had a different type of,
she works in travel.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's let Ryan get the conversation back on track, okay?
Bali, Singapore and stuff, that's Indonesia.
Thailand and stuff, that's Asia.
I did not know that.
And you've got Europe at the top.
Yeah, I know where Europe is.
Then Japan by itself.
And then you have...
Would you study a map?
No.
I'm actually generally smart.
Well, don't you horn too hard, Ryan, because Japan is part of Asia.
It's not out there on its own.
It's on an island.
Maybe I do need to start watching this show again.
Maybe I've missed the point of the show.
It's great television.
Maybe this is the whole point of...
It does make me feel
good about myself at times.
Yeah.
Until I see them all
in their togs.
Oh, yeah.
And then I don't.
There you go.
That's your Love Island update.
Oh, my...
She works in travel.
Hey, Google,
what's the difference
between an emu
and an ostrich?
Let's talk about
Tom Hanks. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny's talk about Tom Hanks.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Just because he's awesome.
He is awesome.
And there's also...
He was the first man in the world to get coronavirus, wasn't he?
No.
He was the first famous man.
One of the first famous people, yeah, all high profile.
But he's done an interview where they've asked him
to pretty much pick his top three favourite films he's been in.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Which is not an easy feat if you think about all the movies
Tom Hanks has been in.
No, I think it's easy.
I think there are some that bubble to the top.
I think he's great.
I think everything he does is great,
but I think there's three standouts.
Really?
Okay.
Well, let's do a bit of a game then,
and people can play this on the text machine as well.
What do you think are the top three Tom Hanks films?
Okay, I would like to submit Cast Away.
Yes.
Big.
Yes. And Forrest Gump. Okay. That's my selection. Yes. Big. Yes.
And Forrest Gump.
Okay.
That's my selection.
Lock it in.
Producers.
These are our favourite movies or just in general?
What do you think Tom Hanks thinks the best three Tom Hanks movies are?
Oh, I was thinking you were picking your favourite.
Yeah, I was thinking it was our favourites.
Oh.
I'll do both.
And then we'd compare it to what he thinks.
Oh, okay.
All right, all right.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm assuming my favourites are the top three anyway.
Well, that's exactly.
Same, same.
Me and Tom are aligned.
Yeah.
I had a classic Saving Private Ryan.
Oh, shit.
I forgot Saving Private Ryan.
Oh, good.
Haven't seen it.
I had Catch Me If You Can.
Great movie.
With Leo.
Yeah.
Oh, I'd say that's a Leo movie.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, Tom Hanks has a pretty big role in it.
They're both there.
He plays a very good role
But yeah I'd say you're right
And then I had The Da Vinci Code
I haven't seen it
No get off the ground
I haven't seen it
It was fantastic
No that's not top three
It's my top three
You didn't even put Forrest Gump in you moron
You can't
It's Ben's top three
Right
Producer Anastasia what about you?
Coming in three
Da Vinci Code
Two Captain Phillips.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, but...
What a performance.
No.
And you guys aren't going to like this, but I think he's...
Tom Hanks wasn't the lead in Captain Phillips.
That guy who goes, I'm the captain now.
No, he was amazing.
Oh, I loved him there.
My favourite is You've Got Mail, the rom-com.
With Meg Ryan.
Oh, so good.
No Forrest Gump.
They're enemies, but they fall in love.
I've got the winners right here.
It's Forrest Gump.
Wait, are these yours or is this the last?
This is mine.
Okay, yeah.
Forrest Gump, without a doubt.
If you're not putting that in the top three, what are you doing?
Thank you.
It's not even an argument.
It's nearly, yeah.
Saving Private Ryan and one of my all-time favourite films.
Does anyone know what it is?
Da Vinci Code.
No.
Mr Banks.
Big?
No, keep guessing.
Castaway.
Sully.
A League of Their Own.
Oh, okay.
None of you have seen it.
The baseball one.
It's a fantastic movie.
About the women's baseball team.
It's such a good movie.
True story.
And anyway,
Tom Hanks plays
a washed up baseball player.
He's amazing in it.
Very good.
Okay, Tom Hanks
has rated
what he thinks
are his top movies.
The first one,
Cast Away.
Yes.
None of you idiots
said Cast Away
except me.
I don't hate it.
But he said
he's rating it based on the experience he had filming it.
Wilson!
Wilson!
I'm sorry, Wilson.
That scene makes me cry every time.
The second one, A League of Their Own.
Oh, you get that point.
100%.
That's rigged.
It wasn't.
I did it before I looked at it.
You and me are going to be tied because these people didn't put it in.
The last one he picked, has anyone seen a movie called Cloud Atlas?
I've never seen it.
Cloud Atlas is a real buzzy movie, eh?
What is it?
Is it a Peter Jackson?
I have seen that.
Yum.
Ooh.
2012 science fiction film.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where is Forrest Gump?
He didn't put it in.
Moron.
I was a bit overwatched.
Excuse you, producer Anastasia.
You know when you've heard a song too many times?
You picked the Da Vinci Code.
It's a good movie
My mind was tripping
You didn't put Forrest Gump in there
What about Captain Phillips?
Captain Phillips
That was a performance
It's an average film
I felt like I was there on the boat
It's average Anastasia
I'd rather Sleepless in Seattle
There you go
That is the greatest Tom Hanks films
According to Tom Hanks
Who has it wrong
Tom Hanks has it wrong
He got it wrong
Yeah yeah He got it wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
He got someone emailing.
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Free and Clint.
Okay, you may know them from RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under,
K-Road on a Saturday night,
getting a kebab at three o'clock in the morning, or their brand new podcast launched now on
iHeartRadio, Keita and Anita's Happy Hour.
Please welcome to the Brie and Clint show, it's Keita Mean and Anita Wigland.
Hey team, how are we?
Hello, queens.
It's good to have you guys on the show.
Oh my God, it's even better to be around you, Cheesecake.
You know what, I was saying to Clint the other day that our podcast and our show, we needed to gay it up a bit.
And I thought, you know, why not just get both of you on and we've got plenty of gay to go around.
Well, I was like, the world could use a bit more.
I personally don't believe in them.
In the gays?
I think it's all a conspiracy.
Well, I can tell you they exist, whether you believe in them or not.
They're like, gays are like climate change.
You don't have to believe in them for them to be real.
They're like unicorns, they are real.
It's lucky we got you guys on to up the gayness, too,
because we're maxed out in Bree's corner.
The only other option was for me to go gay,
and my wife wasn't really keen. And it was one time in college, but he said he's not going back there.
I am more than happy to put some gay in your corner.
Okay.
I'm kind of the best of both worlds.
I look like a lady, but I'm hung like a daddy.
Yeah, right.
Good.
Okay, good.
Holy shit, I'm listening to this podcast if this is what it's like.
These are wonderful offers.
Look, we need to ask you guys, the podcast is out now.
What's it all about?
Keita, could you tell us first about Happy Hour?
Well, it's really just the brainchild of Anita and I,
desperate to get more attention than we already get.
One night we were having a drink
and just being outrageously inappropriate towards each other.
We're like, the world needs to hear more of this.
So ZM came on board and they were like, come on, let's get silly.
I'm so keen for this.
Anita, tell me, how many drinks is the limit to be able to record this podcast?
Oh, my gosh.
I would never drink while recording a podcast.
Wink, wink.
Are we considering a glass as a bottle?
Yeah, if it's a glass bottle.
That's one standard drink.
Exactly.
Well, I mean, I've had several already.
So I think for the podcast, honestly, I always say the more the merrier.
And the more you drink, the more sexually attractive I look.
So if your name's Clint, keep going.
Okay.
I'm getting thirstier and thirstier as this podcast goes on.
So there's a minimum amount of drinks to listen to the podcast as well.
Got it, ladies.
Hey, while you're here, because obviously, you know,
you are renowned for RuPaul's Drag Race.
You're drag queens, which, I mean,
the main key thing to be a drag queen is to lip sync.
So we've come up with a game where it's going to be Anita,
or should I say Keita versus Anita in sashay or slay.
Oh, I love that.
If it's anything like drag race, Keita's going to win again.
Well, here's your chance to avenge it, Anita.
We're going to start with you.
What you're going to hear is a bunch of gay icon tracks,
and all you've got to do is finish the lyrics.
When the artist stops, you come in.
Anita, you're up first. Everybody should listen to Keita and Anita's podcast.
I think that's pretty close.
Yeah, well done.
That's the only one you're getting a point for like that, okay, Anita?
Take this goddamn game seriously.
Come on, Keita, it's your turn. Here we go.
All right, that's a point. That is a point.
We're all tied up at one all.
I actually do that song live,
but it's actually,
I wish I was a woman.
Anita, finish this one.
Oh, this is rigged.
Can you give me the easy one?
We did.
We gave you frigging Lady Gaga.
Show me a drag queen who doesn't have Lady Gaga lyrics tattooed on her body.
We're going to buzz you out there, Anita.
Oh, damn.
That's the one we were looking for there.
That's the one right there.
Keita, I feel like you'll be all over this one.
Just a little bit.
You want a bit of disrespect, right.
It's a longer song.
We don't need to go any further.
We can crown Keita Mean the winner.
But you're both winners.
This podcast sounds so exciting.
It's live now.
You can find it on iHeartRadio.
It's Keita and Anita's happy hour.
Thank you, ladies.
Thank you, team.
Please don't take our podcast listeners.
Appreciate you guys.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint, What's the Plot?
It's our weekly movie guessing game.
We're the Money Jackpots and we're currently up to $250.
Not bad money.
We're getting up into those good amounts.
It's getting exciting again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here to take you on is Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hi.
Have you ever played What's the Plot before?
We've been playing for a few years now.
I've sort of played along
in the car, but yeah.
Oh, well, welcome
to the big dance.
When you play along.
All right.
Not great, I'll admit.
I feel like you might be
trying to throw me
off the scent.
I can pick up
on these things.
All you need to do
is buzz in and correctly
tell me two movies before Bree does,
and if you do, you'll get $250 cash.
Okay, your buzzer is your name.
Don't wait for me to finish the plot line.
Today, our theme, because we are cooking, making, baking, making tiramisu this Friday,
it's movies set in Italy.
Well, my brain is trying to
think of every movie that I've seen. Well, let's get started before your brain gives you an advantage.
Movie number one. During an
impromptu trip to Europe to mend a broken heart, a
math teacher finds himself in an extraordinary situation when
an alluring stranger places herself in his path.
Brie.
Brie.
The Tourist.
Who's in that?
It's got Johnny Depp.
And...
Is it Johnny Depp?
And Angelina Jolie?
The Tourist and the actors is correct.
Got it.
Universally panned. apparently an awful movie.
Yeah, it's average.
Yeah, right.
It's all right.
Katie, you still with us?
Yeah, still here.
I have never seen that one.
No, neither have I, actually.
What sort of movies do you like?
I like comedies and thrillers.
I'm not so into the romantic comedy.
Okay, all right.
Let's see what the game throws up for you next.
After receiving a license to kill a British...
Brie.
James Bond.
I can't accept James Bond, sorry.
All of the movies have titles.
Okay, so do I get a chance to say which James Bond film?
Yes, you do. You need to to say which James Bond film? Yes, you do.
You need to tell me
which James Bond film.
Casino Royale.
That was such a stab in the dark.
Was it right?
Complete guess.
That was such a swing for the fences.
Sorry, Katie.
That was a complete guess.
Would you have got it?
That's probably the only James Bond film that I can think of.
No!
Oh, right.
Save me, Katie.
That's why I said it.
Sorry, Katie.
Not this week.
You can't win the cash,
but you do go home
with some KFC chicken dollars.
Congratulations.
Nice work, Katie.
Awesome.
Thank you, guys.
Thanks for playing.
What's the Plot will be back next week
where we will play for $300 cash. Maybe I should just guess from now on. Yeah, maybe. Thanks for playing. What's the Plot will be back next week where we will play for $300 cash.
Maybe I should just guess from now on.
Yeah, maybe.
I've worked that time.
It hasn't worked in the past.
Brianne Clint.
An iconic piece of movie history has gone to auction
and someone has paid an exuberant amount of money for it.
Okay.
It's a Christmas movie.
You may have heard it.
It's a little film that Will Ferrell was in called Elf.
Tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., Santa's coming to town.
Santa!
Oh, my God!
Santa here?
I know him.
I know him.
Such a good movie.
He just turned down
$40 million
to do Elf 2.
Yeah,
some crazy amount
of money.
His elf costume
from that film
has gone to auction
and it's sold
for a ton
of money.
How much do you think
someone paid?
So it's a full outfit,
the fleece yellow stockings, a pair of black leather shoes,
the matching green tunic with the fur cuffs and everything, the hat.
I don't feel like it's iconic enough to go for a crazy...
Pretty iconic.
No, I know.
But if you wore it to a Christmas party,
I don't think anyone would go,
oh, my God, is that the elf costume?
You know?
Whereas if you wore the RoboCop suit,
people would go, oh, my God, is that the Rob costume? You know? Whereas if you wore the Robocop suit people would go oh my god
is that the Robocop suit?
Robocop was such a random thing
to say just then.
Yeah I've never seen Robocop either.
But to be fair
I've never seen an elf.
You could have said
lightsaber.
Yeah.
Yeah I should have said lightsaber.
Yeah that would have been a good one.
She said anything
from the last decade.
Yeah.
Yeah right.
I reckon this suit has gone for 50 grand.
They were expecting for someone to pay around $40,000 for it.
Yeah.
It's gone for a mahoosive $296,000.
$296,000 for a stupid elf costume.
There you go.
Someone's made an investment.
They saw, you know, potential in it.
Do you want to hear some of the other items that actually went to auction
at this same auction?
Yeah.
And how much they got?
So this is very cool.
Yeah, put them in the market for some merch.
Yeah, so this one was really cool.
It doesn't get more iconic than the hoverboard from Back to the Future.
Oh, yeah, the pink one.
Doesn't get more iconic than that.
Yeah.
So that prop, someone paid, how much do you think?
$100,000.
No, more? $100,000. No, more?
$200,000.
Over $300,000 that went for.
Wow.
But that is iconic.
You could hang that in your lounge and people would go, whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then another thing, same auction.
And we just talked about this guy.
Robocop.
Wilson from Castaway.
The ball.
The ball.
The ball.
The ball.
Okay, how much for Wilson?
How much do you guys think?
Well, there's all those replicas.
Remember Wilson Balls actually put out a Wilson Ball?
Genius bit of marketing.
The actual prop from the film.
I don't like guessing anymore.
Quarter of a million dollars for Wilson.
Hold on.
I should have done this before the show.
Pounds to New Zealand dollars.
Over half a million bucks.
For Wilson?
Apparently.
Wow.
Some people got too much money.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
If you won Wilson, I always ask this, same with the elf costume.
If you won, Wilson, would you play volleyball with him?
No.
Really?
You've got that much money to spend.
Because Wilson, like the one that I think was used was the one with all the hair coming
out of it and stuff.
Oh, right.
So you couldn't play with it.
Would you wear the elf costume?
Absolutely, I'd wear it.
Outside of the bedroom?
Yep.
And inside.
Bree and Clint. Oh, guys, look at the date.
Look at the date.
What, November 11?
Yeah.
Armistice Day?
No, it's officially Christmas season kicks off today.
Does it?
Yeah.
On November 11?
Yeah, they said because of COVID and all these lockdowns and stuff,
they're officially starting it today.
Well, I'm for that.
I'm not going to be a Grinch about it.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
Christmas food, Christmas decorations.
And you have to buy your presents way in advance
if you want to ever see any of the presents by Christmas.
Oh, get on to that.
You should have bought them already,
but hey, I'm not trying to make you panic
because I haven't bought anything either.
You should have sent yours by now to Australia.
Yeah, but my plan is to buy something
and just get it shipped straight to my mum's house.
Oh, okay.
So it's not going to come to me and then go...
So you're going to say,
my plan is to buy something in the Boxing Day sale.
My plan is I'm going to transfer money to all of the people I need to buy presents for
and just say, Merry Christmas.
Treat yourself.
Treat yourself.
Cash equivalent.
Yeah, cash equivalent.
I want to talk Christmas trees.
Oh, yeah.
Have you got one?
Don't have, as in?
Like in your house, do you have one ready to put up?
Are you going to get one?
We were talking about getting a real tree.
Oh, Edmund.
This year.
Edmund.
It sounds nice, but Edmund.
Well, I think it's because I always grew up in a family where we had a real tree.
Yeah.
And it was always too big for our living room and it was just a part of the fun.
But did you ever have to organise the tree?
Nah, we just usually jumped on the back of the ute
and we drove up to, you know, the forestry
and just chopped a tree down.
Stole one, yeah.
Which is fine.
That's good.
It's easy.
But then you didn't have to get rid of it.
That sounds fun.
You as an adult now.
It's quite fun.
I mean, rural trees are great.
What, you think I can't go out and about here in Auckland
and chop down a tree?
Just strap it to your Mitsubishi hatchback.
Mate, you're underestimating me.
Like some Australian Griswold's family Christmas.
Imagine if the New Zealand police caught me in the act
and they'd be like, what are you doing?
Well, you live in central Auckland too.
Where are you going to drive to find a tree to steal?
I've already eyed off a tree.
Have you?
Yep.
Who's to say trees have to be pine trees for Christmas trees?
What sort of tree are you going to put in?
Pine trees go in because they're a nice compact shape.
I might get a cherry blossom.
A really good one out the front of this person's house.
I don't know a cherry blossom will survive for a month in your house too.
Two months you put it up today.
There's an article out today which talks about
if you are going to get a real tree
what is the best
date to get it so it
lasts till Christmas. Okay.
So it says here... December 20.
Well you
laughed. According to the online
florist flower card
if you want it, if you're
the type of family that takes down your tree on January 1st,
like the new year, which a lot of people do, then the best time to buy a tree, if it's
a real one, or put it up is November 28th.
Oh, okay.
So not too far away.
Yeah, right.
Couple of weeks.
So literally just right at the beginning of December, like everybody does.
So you've got to start stalking trees now and finding them out in the wild.
Oh, you're still talking about getting an illegal tree?
Yeah.
Right.
So you need to do these two weeks of prep work where you like figure out which tree.
Just go to a tree yard.
Aren't they like $35 or something?
There's no fun in that.
And if the authorities are listening, I am obviously joking.
Do you want some tips on where you can get a tree from?
Yeah.
Where do people get it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because this is quite interesting because not a lot of people have real trees,
Christmas trees.
But if you do, if your family has a real Christmas tree,
where do you get it from?
Do you mean both legal and illegal?
Absolutely.
We'll take both.
Okay.
And if my mum calls
up, producers,
put it straight through.
Alright,
0800 dials at M. We want to know where is your
Christmas tree coming from this year,
last year, every year?
Share your secrets with us. If you need to,
you can remain anonymous. Yes, you can.
I'm anonymous
on this show. Absolutely.
Always and forever. and remain anonymous. Yes, you can. I'm anonymous on this show. Absolutely. Yeah.
Yep.
Always and forever.
Bree and Clint.
We're getting Christmassy.
That's right.
November 11th, the official time that you need to start thinking
about these things now because we've got nothing else to focus on.
So let's be Christmassy.
Why not?
We're talking real Christmas trees.
I don't think a super common thing.
There is places you can buy Christmas trees, though, real ones.
Yep.
I've seen them down in Wanaka.
You sound surprised.
You're like, as opposed to steal them.
There's lots of places you can buy them.
The fire station up the road from my house do them every year.
You can buy them from the middle of Mount Eden in Auckland if you want to.
Mate, I'm from country Queensland.
We never bought a Christmas tree.
We went down
and to be honest,
most of the time
we cut it down
from the side of the road.
Dad just carved up
a eucalyptus tree.
And we actually
tied it to the back
of the rodeo.
We did the council a favour
because it was blocking
a waterway.
We want to know
where are you getting
your real Christmas trees from?
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hello, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hey, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Whereabouts are you getting your real Christmas tree from?
Well, you know, I'm a bit like you, Bree.
I just go down to the beach, you know.
Down to the beach?
Yeah, there's a lot of wilding ponds down there.
You just take the old chainsaw out and snip one off
and you've got yourself a humdinger of a pine Christmas tree there.
Put her in the old bucket and a few stones.
Give her a bit of water and she's good to go.
Bada bing, bada bum.
Look, I'm not asking on behalf of any authorities,
but which beach are these wilding pines?
Just down past Wooden Beach in Canterbury here.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Well, you've given away your spot now, Anonymous.
Everyone's going to be down there.
Everyone will be down there.
Have you picked your tree yet before you gave out the location?
No, no.
Me and the old man have got a separate spot, man.
We just climb a few fences and grow.
You're climbing over people's fences.
You're especially on other people's property.
Probably.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
It was in someone's backyard.
Fiona's here.
Hi, Fiona.
Hi, Fiona.
Yeah, hi.
Hi.
You don't need to steal a tree.
Why?
Where do you steal yours from?
No, no.
We just, four years ago, we bought a little tree, a pine tree,
and stuck it in a small pot.
So it sort of bonsai-ed itself.
That's so smart.
And it's only grown a little bit since then.
And we put it outside in the garden for the rest of the year,
and at Christmas time it comes inside.
And you can sort of keep it to being about a metre tall. That's a great idea.
Keeping it root bound, you've essentially created a mini everlasting Christmas tree.
Exactly. Wow, that is clever. Fiona, one issue
I've got is one issue. Every plant that
I've owned, I've killed. Including
a $150
bonsai tree that a friend gave me for my
birthday. Killed it.
Well, you know, just
stick it outside for the rest of the year.
I don't think
you can kill a pine tree in a bucket. They're pretty resilient,
eh? Yeah. Thanks, Fiona. Great idea.
This person wants to be anonymous as well.
Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello.
Hi. How are you going?
Good, thanks.
Whereabouts do you get your real Christmas tree from?
So like you, I've never paid for a Christmas tree in my life.
We always grew up with Dad bringing one home.
Yeah, nice.
So I've caught the bug,
and I actually go on the Napier Taupo Road for work,
so I grab it from there. Not in the plantations, on the outside of the plantation.
You just grab a tree off the side of the Napier-Topor
Highway. That's the one.
The fun thing is, is this
year I'm actually, so I usually cut them down
just for that Christmas, but I'm due
for a baby soon, so I
dug one up this year, so it's in a pot out
the back of the house, and
yeah, it'll come in at Christmas time.
You dug it up? I dug it up.
How long did that take you?
A long time
because I was trying to be stealth and hide from cars.
Yeah, she's pregnant as well.
What was your name, Anonymous?
What's your name?
I don't want to tell you.
Oh, that was a trick to see if you would fall for it.
Hey, Anonymous,
people like you and I,
we've got to keep our identities hidden.
Exactly, exactly.
But, hey, it's a life hack.
Sometimes you don't have to pay for a Christmas tree.
I love the idea of Anonymous out there on the side of the highway,
the chainsaw.
Someone's like, oh, this.
Tying some tree to the roof versus Zeki Swift, and off she goes.
Someone's like tooting.
Toot, toot, toot, toot.
Hey, Anonymous.
I heard you on the radio.
I heard you on the radio.
Hey, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Anonymous.
You too, guys.
Thank you.
The Bree and Clint show
does not endorse
deforestation of any kind.
No, it was a joke.
Or theft.
Or, um.
It was a joke.
Clearly.
I was completely
making all of that up. Absolutely. Yep. Bree's not even getting a tree. No, I'm not even getting a joke. I was completely making all of that up.
Absolutely. Brie's not even getting a tree.
No, I'm not even getting a tree. She's Jewish.
If you want a tree, let me know.
I've got heaps in the backyard.
Brie and Clint.
We were just talking about
where you get your real Christmas tree from.
Real or fake.
I just wanted to mention I've received a
text message,
personal text message from someone's mum during that break.
From my mum.
Revealing that they have stolen a Christmas tree before.
Yeah, I got this text.
Who's it from?
Ben's mum wrote and said,
we know someone who stole a Christmas tree from McLean's Island once.
They even named it. Why would you name it?
What?
Now we know where I stole it from. Yeah, well, I'm saying even named it. Why would you name it? What? Now we know where I stole
it from. Yeah, well, I'm saying we do know.
Why did you stay so quiet
during the break is what I'm saying. We've got a Christmas tree
thing among us. I did see him smirking
during the break, but you
know what? I respect it. It's harder for me to
stay anonymous. That was the hard thing.
Yeah, because it's easier for me.
You fly under the radar. You're fine. You're not drawing
any attention to yourself. No, no.
And to be honest, I mean, what?
Is the Australian authorities going to come here and get me?
Yeah, you're safe.
Ben's not.
What have you got?
Aussie authorities?
Ben's mum said that he cut it down during a 10-kilometre walk
and carried it all the way out of the bush.
How did she carry it all the way back?
Yeah, I thought I put it on a bike, like on the handles of the bike. That's impressive. And biked it out. It out of the bush. How did you carry it all the way back? Yeah, I thought I put it on a bike.
Like on the handles of the bike. That's impressive.
It was a good tree.
She also said you named the tree. What was the name of the tree?
I was young. Stoley McStoleface.
It probably was, yeah.
Alright, well, Producer Ben, it says here on the text machine,
pine trees are weeds.
So we're doing our bit.
Right.
You're just helping.
Yeah, we are doing our bit. You're doing a controlled cull.
Yeah, just a bit of a cull.
Let's get on to birthday bangers.
Three people's birthdays.
What was number one on their 16th?
We'll play our favourite one.
Hi, Emily.
G'day, Emily. Hello.
How are you? Hi. Good, how are you?
Good, thanks. Where do you get your Christmas
tree from?
From the warehouse. Oh, yeah, nice.
Do they have good quality
pines there?
Yeah, fantastic.
They litter
all over my carpet. Yeah, good, good,
good, good, good, good. What's your birthday, Emily?
It's 8th of September, 1992.
All right, you were 16 in 2008.
And on the 8th of September, your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Pink and So What.
Do you like that, Emily?
Heck yeah.
That's a great song.
It's good, eh?
Banger, that's for sure.
This was her breakup song after her and Carey Hart broke up, eh?
And then is also the song as to why they got back together.
Because he was on the music video.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They reunited and then they were like, yeah.
All right, let's spend the rest of our life together.
Brooke's here. Hi, Brooke. Hey, Brooke. Hi. How are you? they were like, yeah. All right, let's spend the rest of our life together. Brooke's here.
Hi, Brooke.
Hey, Brooke.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good, thanks.
How are you?
I'm not too bad.
Whereabouts does your family get your Christmas tree?
Usually just like Kmart or the warehouse.
Yeah, Kmart's got solid trees.
Yeah, not too bad.
Surely you're not buying a new tree each year.
Surely you just get the same one down out of the roof.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I was asking initially.
Right, I thought she meant I always head to Kmart each year and grab a tree.
Just a freshie.
Jeez, that's so wasteful.
And don't you know fake trees die as well?
Right.
You've got to get rid of them after a while.
Brooke, what's your birthday?
The 16th of February, 1999.
Right, you were 16 in 2015.
And on the 16th of February in 2015, this was number one.
Brooke, I love this song.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Omi and Cheerleader.
I can't tell if my love of this song is disproportionate to how good this song is, though.
Like, I'm kind of obsessed with it.
But is it a great song?
You know what?
I put this song in the same category of.
What?
I loved that song by Lunch Money Lewis.
I got bills.
I had to pay.
It's a bit novelty, one-hit wonder-ish.
Yeah.
Do you like it, Brooke, for your birthday banger?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, good.
Okay, cool.
Wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi, Le it, Brooke, for your birthday banger? Yeah, I do. Yeah, good. Okay, cool. Not a bad one.
Wait there.
We'll do one more birthday banger for Leanne.
Hi, Leanne.
Hi, Leanne.
Hey, guys.
Go and tell us, surely you get a real Christmas tree each year, Leanne?
No.
Oh.
I get my Christmas tree from my garage.
Yeah, good. Nice.
That's the answer I was looking for.
Yeah, me too.
If my garage is on the side of the road, Leanne, what's your birthday?
20th of July, 1975.
All right, Leanne, you were 16 in 1991.
And on the 20th of July, your 16th birthday, this was top of the charts.
Oh, Leanne.
Classic.
Raunchy. That is a bop. I want to sex you up. Oh, Leanne. Classic.
Raunchy.
That is a bop.
You get I want to sex you up.
Love it.
Do you like it?
Yeah, it's good for you?
Love it.
Yeah, right. It's a great one, Leanne.
All right, Leanne.
It's a banger.
Yeah.
I think that's my vote.
Is it?
Yeah, I think so.
I can't go past Omi Cheerleader. Sorry.
A song that's just special.
I'm definitely not changing. I think it's got
summer vibes. Okay, we go to split vote. We'll
take it to producer Anastasia this
afternoon. Anastasia, what is the
winner of Birthday Banger? You can throw pink
in the mix as well if you like. I'm
so sorry, guys. So What is
a banger. I'm going to have to go for that.
Wow. I love that song.
Yeah. The name of the game. That's the power you
have. Emily, you've won. Birthday banger.
Congratulations. Yay, thank you.
Sing this one loud, Em.
I will.
Brian Clint and Em.
If you're a long-suffering listener of the Brian Clint Show,
you know that buying vehicles is kind of our thing, right?
Ross Boss has said to us, and this is full serious mode,
he's looked me dead in the eye and he's said to me,
don't you dare purchase any more bloody cars.
Yeah, but I feel like he's challenging us to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a love-hate thing.
We in the past have owned a Venute, a half van, half ute.
That one came out of your bank account.
I don't know what he's worried about.
I paid for it.
The Venute toured the country.
Yeah.
It was a big success.
Yeah, we bought the DeLorean, that fake Mitsubishi Diamante.
Great success.
That looked like a DeLorean.
I mean, it didn't get a warrant.
No, but it was great success.
And I think we haven't owned a car in 2021.
So we need to get one.
It's time to get a car.
Have you got something?
I have found our next vehicle.
Now, look, is this a serious thing?
Is this car in New Zealand?
No, it's not a car.
It's not a car.
It's not that shark bus.
No, it's not the shark bus.
Shit, I wanted the shark bus.
God.
That thing went for like 30 grand.
I know.
And then we were going to get Amy Shark to do a tour around
New Zealand on the back of it. Well, there were two issues.
One, we didn't have 30 grand.
And two, Amy Shark wanted nothing to do with it.
Yeah. That was another problem. She wanted to stay away from it.
No, I'm going to give you our new vehicle idea.
And Ben, I want you to buy in
because you're a bit of a handbrake on this as well.
I feel like you don't want us to get another
vehicle. That's because Ben has to
end up doing all the shit jobs for it
Yeah, but
Pitch it
Pitch it? You're open to it?
All's easy, he's interested, he wants to know what it is
Alright, I think our next vehicle
Please be a jet ski
Please do not be a jet ski
Should be a Boeing 707-300
There is one for sale
How are we ever going to afford this?
Whoa, great first question
The Kenyan Airport Authority has announced it's selling 73 planes
that are sitting around taking up airport space.
And currently there is a Boeing 707-300,
a frigging Boeing jumbo jet 707-300 for sale for $3,490.
Ooh. What? It doesn't work for $3,490. Ooh.
What?
That way it doesn't work.
It's cheaper than the Venute.
Does it work?
Yeah, it works.
Doesn't work.
It says here it has significant wear and tear.
No engines in it.
Wear and tear is normal.
It's secondhand.
I don't want wear and tear on a plane. It sustained substantial damage to its undercarriage
when it landed in Mombasa in 2009 and hasn't flown since.
But you've got to take these risks.
It's like getting on the housing market.
You don't buy a mansion first time around.
We're not going to get a brand new plane.
How good's a do-or-upper plane?
I've just had the perfect idea.
If we can get it here, you know what we do is we find somewhere to put it.
Nick had an attitude already.
You go, if we can get it here, and he goes, but which we can't.
Well, let's just be positive.
Say we get it here.
We find an area, like I'm going to say the flashy areas of Auckland,
and we set it up up and then inside influencers,
which I mean there's a lot of them in Auckland,
they can come and pretend to take photos inside the plane.
Oh, my God, like they're on holiday.
Yes.
Say they're on a private jet.
They're starved for travel content at the moment.
They're like, oh, hide my own private jet,
but it'll just be our plane made up to look like it.
Finally getting out of New Zealand again.
We'll make a fortune. Yes, this is a great idea.
Okay, so we're all agreed? I'm agreed.
Brie, you're agreed? Anastasia, we're getting the
plane. Good idea? Yep.
Brie knows the pilot, right? Yep.
Do I? Yep.
We'll figure that out. Ben, we're getting
the plane?
Look, why not?
You know, yes! We're getting the plane. Look Why not? You know Yes
We're getting the plane
Who's got three grand?
Oh yeah
Oh
Bree and Clint
A new study has been published this week
Which says what the golden hour is
To go to sleep
If you want to be happy and healthy
Come on midnight
Not midnight
A study has been done on 88,000 people and healthy. Come on, midnight. Not midnight.
A study has been done on 88,000 people
and they believe that the ideal
time to go to bed
to avoid cardiovascular
disease
and strokes
is between
10 and 11 o'clock at night.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
That's the golden hour.
The reason for that is 80% of the population
is genetically programmed to feel sleepy
during the golden hour.
And if you go to bed then,
you will get around eight hours sleep
and then naturally wake up between 6 and 7 a.m.
Do you ever read these stories and just think,
what a load of bullshit?
Because that's when you get sleepy.
No, but the theory is right.
They're saying that time,
because that's what society says is bedtime.
That's what your circadian rhythm is programmed to know.
Circadian rhythms are a real thing.
I'm not talking about crystals right now.
What's your moon? Star sign? Yeah. No, circadian rhythm is a real thing. I'm not talking about crystals right now. What's your moon?
Star sign?
Yeah.
No, circadian rhythm is a real thing.
You have a circadian rhythm, okay?
Yeah, I know I've got rhythm.
Yeah, okay.
Do you got rhythm?
And if you want to play into it, you should go to be between 10 and 11.
So you, Bree, you miss I like to stay up until 12.30 at night.
I go to bed at 10.59
You do not
Sometimes
You do not
You stay up watching literally everything on Netflix
There's not a show on Netflix you haven't seen
I've seen everything
Because you won't go to bed
I think I have one television
You have a television in the bedroom
No like I've one
Oh you have one television
I have clock
I was like you have more than one television I have clock television I i've won it what time do you you always said 9 30 was your
bed i told you i conducted some research earlier this year and i found the ultimate bedtime yeah
it's 9 30 9 30 is the ultimate bedtime and i stand by it but this is saying that it's not
well most people it takes them a while to go to sleep. So if you get into bed at 9.30, you'll fall asleep at 10 o'clock.
That's not what you were saying.
It takes me two minutes to fall asleep.
Exactly.
So you'd be going to sleep at...
I stand by it.
I reckon 9.30 is the dream bedtime.
Life is better if you go to bed at 9.30.
9.30 is a sucky bedtime.
You know what's the best about going to bed at midnight?
What?
Do you wake up tired?
No.
Because if you wake up... Well, it depends what time you have to wake up. no because if you wake up well depends what time
you have to wake up and then you can obviously plan for that but it's because it's the only time
where you're like i can literally just do whatever i want especially if like your partner goes to
sleep earlier yeah you're like i can watch whatever i want we've talked about this too
it's called that's called like revenge something.
And you're taking your frustrations at having no time during the day out on yourself later at night.
And going, I deserve this free time.
When in fact you should be treating yourself to some sleep.
That's what you should be doing.
Yeah, but that's boring.
I actually really love it.
Okay.
Well, I suggest.
I can go to bed at 10.59.
Yeah, you can.
That's in the right range.
But are you going to go to bed at 10.01? Correct. you can. That's in the right range. But are you going to go to bed at 10.01?
Correct.
I'll go to bed as early as possible.
Right deal.
The golden hour to go to bed is between 10 o'clock and 11 o'clock, everybody.
Now you know.
Do what you want with it.
I'm not your bloody mother.
Do whatever you want.
I'm staying up till midnight, baby.
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