ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th November 2022

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

New addition to the Fridayoke Live costumes Do you have a massive something? (NOT THAT) Vegemite as it's supposed to be FRIDAYOKE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Hey. Hey. Hey. Why does it feel like ages since we've done one of these? We did one last Friday, eh? No, we forgot.

Did we forget? Oh, that's... Did we? I only realised on Saturday and I was like, wait a minute. Oh yeah, then I had two Fridays off, so I wasn't part of those. It's been a month, guys. And Bree had some time off as well. And so, okay, it's been a minute.

Let's do one. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! You sounded like an Aussie then. How about you go do one?

That's such an Aussie saying. Is it? Yeah. What does it mean? It's like slang for shove it up your ass kind of thing. Is it? How about you go do one? Oh, like go do a turd? Yeah, I don't know. As kids we used to say to each other. Yeah, right. It's like that other saying that I realise isn't a saying in New Zealand. When someone's like big noting themselves, you go, oh, you got tickets on yourself. Yeah, I've heard you say that and I'm like, eh?

Yeah, you go, what are you talking about? What tickets? Anyway. Tickets. Tickets. This is our international birthday banger, where if you're part of our Facebook group, you can join it. It's open to everybody, but it's private.

You need to join and then it's like a- And then we'll accept you in. Yeah, yeah. Because it's a safe space. It's called the Brian Clint Podcast Family on Facebook. You tell us your birthday and then over time we eventually get through to yours and we tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday. Correct.

Let's kick it off with Brian Purser from Florian, Louisiana in the USA. Brian, you were born on the 9th of August 1983, which means you were 16 in 1999. And Brian, here it is, your time, your birthday bang. Still wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle, you better rub me the right way. Banger 1999 was such a massive year for pop music Wasn't it? It was all pop It was Britney, Christina, Backstreet Boys

NSYNC NSYNC And then like 45 other boy bands Like 98 Degrees 98 Degrees What was the one with A in it? So many.

Are you talking about? Is it A1? A1, that's what I was thinking of. A1. Was it five? Or were they a bit earlier? Five? No, that was prime five time.

Take that. Prime five. Blue? Blue. Oh, blue. Yeah. Christina, banger. Top tier.

Let's do Fiona Dorrington from Melbourne, Australia. Why don't you go and do one, Fiona? Hey, Fi, you got tickets on yourself? Why don't you go and do one, Fi? No, I'm sure you're absolutely lovely, Fiona, and it's your time. So let's do it. 15th of August, 1982. You were 16, 1998.

And, Fiona, here's your birthday banger. See what I'm talking about? 99, this is 98. What a time. I really like the remix of this that came out like six or seven years ago. By whom? Beyonce. I think it is.

It's mixed with Beyonce, right? I'm not sure whether she released it or not. I think it is. It's mixed with Beyonce, right? Oh. Whether she released it or not, I think it's her song and that song. Yeah. Haven't you heard it? So good. Can you see if it's in the system? Or is mine Beyonce?

It was like, yeah, how long ago, Claude? Do you remember what I'm talking about? Yeah, it would have been about six or seven years now. Is it a mash-up? Yeah. Oh, no, it's from 99 Souls. The Girl Is Mine is featuring Destiny's Child. Oh, it'll's from 99 Souls, The Girl Is Mine? Yeah, featuring Destiny's Child.

It'll be a mash up like that. It was good though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it in the system? No. Oh. Boy Is Mine? The Girl Is Mine, it's called. Oh. Yeah, The Girl Is Mine, 99 Souls. I'm checking it on for you. Ooh, yeah. This is a banger.

Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute? Yeah. Oh, I know this. This is top tier. Remixes. Oh, Destiny's Child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was Brandy the one who had her own TV show?

She did a lot of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. She had like a sitcom about her, right? Yes, yeah. Moesha? Moesha, yeah. Okay, let's do one more birthday banger for John.

Alexander Angus. His name is my name too. He's from Court Bridge in Scotland. Welcome, John. I've been waiting for some Scottish blood. Have you? John, you were born on the 1st of May, 1992, and you were 16 in 2008.

And, John, here's your birthday banger. We only got four minutes to say the word. Don't hesitate. They're the bloody grabbers. Turn me to meaning. We only got four minutes to say the word. The song pisses me off so much. Why? What? Because it's not four minutes long.

Oh, really? How long is that? It's like three minutes forty or something. Three ten. Three ten. The song is called Four Minutes to Save the World and they didn't use all four minutes. They've got spare time.

What a weird mashup. Yeah, they didn't need it. They should have called it Three Minutes to Save the World. Three minutes and eighty seconds four minutes. They've got spare time. What a weird mashup. They didn't need it. They should have called it Three Minutes to Save the World. Three Minutes and 80 Seconds to Save the World. To Save the World. Three Minutes to Save the World.

I love that song. It's a good one from JT and Madonna. I am too hyped on that remix so we have to vote for the original. I'll vote Brandy and Monica

Boy Is Mine for Fiona Dorrington from Melbourne, Australia. Can we play some of the remix though? Does it count? This or this? Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute? Yeah, it's got to be this.

This will do. Oh, this is fire. has gotta go on a playlist Brie finally concedes something She's been holding on to for four and a half years In the show today Don't miss that Yep Big moment, big moment

It is a big moment So that's in there We'll catch you guys back next week On the Brie and Clint show See ya Bye guys, have a good weekend Big moment. So that's in there. We'll catch you guys back next week on The Brian Clint Show. See ya. Bye, guys. Have a good weekend.

Good, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. G'day everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Can I just back up what the news was just saying? Gift cards that expire should be banned. Ban gift cards that expire. Well, you need to put some sort of date on it. Well, give me five years to get around to it.

How about I do you one better? Gift cards as a gift, banned. Nah, I love gift cards. Gift cards need to get in to it. How about I do you one better? Gift cards as a gift band. Nah, I love gift cards. Gift cards need to get in the bin. I like collecting them. They're not personal. You know what they scream to me? I couldn't think of anything to get you because I don't know you well enough

so I just got you a gift card. I like to dream about what I might buy one day with my gift card. Why are you looking at me like that, Producer Megan? Did I get you a gift card? Yeah, I know, but I just don't want to get gift cards. You gave me a gift card for my birthday. That wasn't my idea.

Yeah, right. I wasn't involved in that decision making. And Megan, can I just say, I got you a gift card because I told you what to get, but I let you choose it. Right. Oh, jeez. It's very complicated being your friend. Anyway, today on the show, we're building up for Friday Jams Live.

We're gearing up. We're looking at the weather forecast constantly. And guess what? It looks good. It has turned. I know. The weather's completely changed. Yeah.

It's looking so good now. Yeah, we're on. Yeah. So there's still some tickets available for that. And we're going to kick the show off with Tradie vs. Lady today. If you want to win 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC, why don't you give us a call right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Where are the ladies?

Where are the tradies who can take out Friday's game? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs versus Lady. Right, last game of the week for Tradie versus Lady. The Tradies on 101, the Ladies on 83. Laurie is our lady today. She's 34 years old.

She's from Mexico and speaks New Zealand Sign Language. Welcome to the show, Laurie. Hi. Laurie, that's such an interesting fact. How long did it take you to learn sign language? I've been doing it for a year now. I'm not 100% fluent, but I can hold a conversation. Amazing.

Yeah. Okay. Do you speak Spanish as well? Yeah. Wow. Okay. And English. And English.

And English, yeah. Anything else? Klingon? French. French as well. French English, yeah. Anything else? Klingon? French. French as well. French? Yeah.

The Sims language? Computer code? Yeah. Incredible. No, I've capped at that. All right. Let's meet our tradies today. They're from Waiuku. They're 18 years old, and they won Electrician of the Year.

Welcome to the show, Ryan. Whoa! Ryan, what do you win when you won Electrician of the Year. Welcome to the show, Ryan. Whoa! Ryan, what do you win when you get Electrician of the Year? Praise the cloud. Got a full power toolkit, battery toolkit. Got everything. Wow. Wow, that's awesome.

And a meat tray? Come on. Did they throw in a meat tray? Ford Ranger? Ford Ranger? Nah, I don't drive Rangers. Hilux is only, so. Okay, all right. Toyota Hilux, man.

Ryan, your buzzer is tradie. Laurie, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers goes home with 50 bucks cash this afternoon from KFC. Good luck. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. What famous movie is this quote from? Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Lady. Yes, Laurie. Oh, I just blinked. Oh, no. Oh, no. Traders. Ryan? Yep.

Yeah. Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz. What's up? Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz. What's that? Question number two, one to the tradies. It's Friday Gems Live this weekend going down at Western Springs.

It's headlined by Macklemore. What was Macklemore's first big hit? Was it Downtown, Same Love or Thrift Shop? Tradies. Meaty. Yes, Ryan. Thrift Shop. It was,, Ryan. Thrift shop. It was, of course, thrift shop. Two to the tradies.

You need this one here, Laurie. And, Ryan, you can take it home right here. Question number three. Piccolo, Americano and Ristretto are all ways of serving what? Tradies. Yes, Ryan, for the win. Coffee. Well done Ryan

The electrician of the year As the Tradyverse lady champion We've got 50 bucks from KFC Coming your way Ryan Way Don't spend it all at once mate Go get that meat tray Put it towards your Hilux

There's a man who's gone viral on TikTok For sharing a video Meat tray. Put it towards your Hilux. There's a man who's gone viral on TikTok for sharing a video of his incredibly long, massive thumb. He's got a big thumb. I've seen this guy. Huge thumb. He's been doing the rounds with his big bloody thumb for ages. Is he? Yeah.

He's blowing up at the moment. His name's Jacob Pina. He's from Massachusetts. What's his name? Jacob Pina. Okay, just checking. He's from Massachusetts. He's uploaded a video of his extended thumb to TikTok and it will blow your mind how long this thumb is. Have a look at that

screen. Look at it. Yeah, I've seen this guy and I've never been able to figure out exactly how his hand functions properly with a thumb that big. So he's made a video of how that works. Have a listen to this because the thumb doesn't stay extended like that. He can retract it back to normal size.

Have a listen to this. Sometimes I need to put it in cold water like this. Hold on. Hear that cracking? Yep. That's how I do it. And no, it doesn't hurt. That's the sound of his thumb going back in. Why is it so big?

I don't know, but that's why he's making the news. You guys can't see it, but his thumb is 12 centimetres long. To give you an idea how big that is, I think we need to measure your thumb, Bree. Are we measuring our thumb, Zoe? You show me yours, and then I'll show you mine. Okay. So whack that next to you. He's got 12 centimetres worth of thumb.

Where do you measure from, though? From the bottom knuckle. Okay? From that bottom bit. So, Bree is rocking seven. Seven centimetres. Seven centimetre thumb. What do you reckon I'm packing? Average sized thumb.

Seven centimetres. What do you reckon I'm pecking? Average size thumb, seven centimetres. What do you reckon I'm pecking? Looking at you, you've got a bit of a micro thumb. Might be a four. I'm a grower, not a shower. Oh, are you? Six. Is it really?

Bree's got a whole centimetre on me. I knew I had big thumb energy. How emasculating. Wow. Look at it. It's really blowing my mind. I thought this afternoon, this guy's got a 12 centimeter thumb. His thumb is two of my thumbs long.

It's big. It's massive. His thumb is like almost half a school ruler. Imagine when he does the thumbs up, all the blood would rush to his thumb. Imagine if both of those thumbs were up and something else was up at the same time. The poor guy would faint, wouldn't he? Wouldn't be great. I thought this afternoon we could ask, have you got a massive something?

Not that. Not that. Get your mind out of the gutter. We'll take thumbs. Oh, yeah, thumbs. You will take thumbs. But not what you were thinking. Bum.

Well, we'll take massive bum if you've got a massive bum. If you've got an impressive bum. Yeah. Have you got a massive head? Like, do hats not fit you? I've got a big head. Do you have basketball-sized feet? I reckon I've got a bigger head than you.

Oh, okay. Well, let's measure it. Let's measure our heads. Yeah, let's measure all our body parts. Okay. And see who's bigger. But in the meantime, can you guys call us with your massive something? What are you packing?

We've measured our heads. Yeah, we have measured our heads, you and I. Do you reckon you've got a bigger head than me? I have got a big head. I don't know if it's bigger than yours, but I've got a big head. Let's go to Cross Live to producer Ella who has our measurements. Ella, what are our head measurements? Okay, coming in fourth is me

with 59 metres. No, centimetres. Centimetres! Sorry. Third is Clint. I could have told you that. Clint is at 60 centimetres. Am I third? Yeah. And then coming in second is Claudia, 61.

Yeah. Bri then coming in second is Claudia, 61. Yeah. Brianna, 65 centimetres. Your head is five centimetres bigger than mine. I told you, I've got a massive head. Yeah. I told you. I already knew that. My brother and I both have, I think my brother's head's bigger than mine.

Yeah. And we get a big head from our dad. Right. Well, congratulations. You got the biggest head on the show. I knew it. You might have the biggest head in New Zealand. Are we sure? Let's get Guy Williams in here and measure his head,

because his is previously the biggest head I've ever seen. Do heads grow when you're a baby? Like, are you born with that size of head? They do, because you've got the soft spot on the top of your head. Turn her mic off. Can you imagine a baby with an adult-sized head? Far out. Look like a caricature.

Let's go to Tama. Hi, Tama. Hi, Tama. You got a big head? I don't know. My mum might say so. Tama, you're packing a massive what? Pair of calves.

Oh, I'm a sucker for a good pair of calves on a lad. Are these a toned set of calves, or is this what God gave you? When I'm walking about, yeah. Yeah? Oh, Tama. As in naturally toned? Yeah, I guess so. How do you go, Tama, with certain skinny jeans?

Could you even get them on? It's a mission taking them off, that's for sure. Yeah, I bet. Dylan Schmidt who was on Celebrity Treasure Island this season, the Olympic trampolinist. Yeah. He got bronze at the Olympics. He had the biggest calf muscles

I have ever seen. Someone's texted and said my 13 year old son has size 14 feet. At 13 he's got size 14's. Yeah, that's worrying. He's going to be a huge lad. Someone texted in and said, does a massive ego count? No, not what we're looking for. Someone else said, I'm packing a massive cone. No, that's not what we were looking

for. What about the person that said, I have a double belly button scar because of an operation? Oh, two belly buttons. So you've got two belly buttons, or have you got one large belly button is what I'm wanting to know. Jessie's here. You've got a massive what, Jessie? Head, massive boobies. Tell me how big, what letter of the alphabet are we talking, Jessie?

We were talking G or H. Okay, so hold on. A, B, C, D, E, F, G. No, double D. You've got to go double D. Oh, yeah, no, but you just kind of skipped that. Oh, okay. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. What were you? G. G or H, depending on the

brass size. I had them, well, I had them not fully removed. Reduced. Down to a what? What did you go down, well, I had them not fully removed. Reduced. Down to a what? What did you go down to, if you don't mind me asking? They'd gone down to a D, so they took off 1.7 kilograms.

Oh. Welcome to the D club, Jessie. I wanted to be a B or a C, so I'm still a bit missed, but hey. Hey, you know, sometimes you're just meant to be luscious and delightful. Alright, a massive set of boobies. Thank you. Someone, speaking of boobs, Jessie might be mortified to hear this. Can you bring her back on? Yeah.

Jessie, someone on the text machine, get this. They have size 12 LL natural boobs. Oh my God. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L. Whoa. Mylanta.

Wow. Tell her the best thing she can ever do is get a reduction. It's so much better for your back and your health and everything. 100%. You're not picking up a sexy number from bras and things if you're a 12 double L, are you, Jessie? No. Someone said, I've got massive nipples.

Does that count? They called them salami nipples. Salami nipples. Yeah, that definitely counts. We'll go to Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. What do you have that's massive? Yeah, you're packing a massive what? Toenail.

Wait, toenail or toe? Toenail. Toenail. Just one. Yeah. One, toenail or toe? Toenail. Toenail. Just one. Yeah. One massive toenail. Yep. How big?

11 inches. You've got an 11-inch toenail? Yep. Why? I'm going without. Why? Why not? Like, no, I asked why because is it for like medical reasons?

Is there a nerve running through it or something and you can't trim it? No, I think it's for fun. Yeah. Is it a nerve running through it or something and you can't trim it? No, I think it's for fun. Yeah. Is it for fun? Yep. How do you put on a pair of shoes? Just bend it around to get the sock on. Hannah, you're taking the piss. Are you being dead serious? You have an

11-inch toner. Yeah, dead serious. How long have you been growing it? Yes. Hannah, have you ever thought about cutting it? Hey, Hannah, here's an idea. No, I'm going for the world record. Would you come into the studio and we would angle grind that thing off for you in the studio?

No, but then I can't beat the record. I'll pay you. I'll pay you. 100 bucks. I'll pay you 100 bucks. Wait, she doesn't even know what the record is. That's why I'm offering her money. She's going for the record and she doesn't even know what the record is. That's why I'm offering her money. She's going for the record and she doesn't even know what it is.

What if you beat the record three inches ago, Hannah? Yeah, that's a good point. All right, Hannah. Final offer. $250 in the studio. Let me cut it off. Oh, that's tempting. Where do you live?

She lives in Toa Maranui. Oh, that's tempting. Where do you live? Invercargill. She lives in Toe Mudder, Nui. Oh, in Invercargill? Yeah. It's a bit of a hassle. Big toenail, big flight, mate. That's a risk you're going to have to take. Imagine if I flew down to Invercargill to cut Hannah's toenail.

And she's like, I was kidding, man. She goes, I don't think I can do it. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. So this is very cool. There's a school in Palmerston North that are doing a stage production of School of Rock. Awesome. Awesome.

That's not even the most awesome bit. You're like, cool, Clint. Palmerston North Intermediate Normal School are doing that show and they have just received a personalised message, video message from none other than Jack Black. That's so awesome. That is the coolest. I love how schools these days are doing different, you know,

branching out, doing cool productions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like something that the kids will be excited about. What did you guys do at your school? I feel like we did, oh, it was something old, maybe Gone With The Wind. Okay, yeah. Like something that the kids will be excited about. What did you guys do at your school? I feel like we did, oh, it was something old. Maybe Gone With The Wind. Okay, right. That's pretty old.

Yeah, we did Fiddler on the Roof. Yeah, old. The Crucible. Yeah. Those shows. Here's the message Jack Black sent. Palmerston North Intermediate Normal School. Palmerston North Intermediate Normal.

It's me, Jack Black. I heard you were doing School of Rock. Are you doing School of Rock? Hey, you rule the school. And you rock the block. I wanted to send you good vibes and rock and roll spirit. Go get it. And don't forget, there's no way you can stop

the school of riot. That is so cool. He's such a good singer. That's like if you were doing a school production of Cats and you got a special video from... Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah, Taylor Swift. Who were you going to say?

Definitely not Jason Derulo. You were going to say James Corden. James Corden. We're asking you the very personal question this afternoon but important as well. How much money should you be spending on your partner this Christmas?

Yeah, what gifts are you buying? I need some ideas. What we're hearing overwhelmingly is you don't want to be the one who comes in with small D energy. Yeah. And they've come in with big D energy in their present. You want it so it's even.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think it's fine. Or according to Claude, you want to be slightly ahead of them. Yeah. Yeah, Claude wants to be better than her partner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I read on the text machine, someone said,

what do we think about this? Someone said on the text, I expect him to pay twice as much as me because he earns twice as much. Oh. That's an interesting conversation. What do you think about that? I think if you're counting, then there's an issue.

There may be a slight motivation issue in the gifting part of your relationship. Possibly. Set a cap. Yeah, yeah. Let's go to Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi. Your parents have a rule when it comes to gifting. Is that right? Yes. Every year, they budget $250 each. Okay. For each. Okay, right. So there's always a budget, so everyone is even. Mum spends $250 on Dad, and Dad comes to you with $250 and says, what can I get your mum?

Yeah, basically. I love the look on my dad's face every time my mum opens her present at Christmas and he's like, what did I get you? That's so true. So dad, eh? That is so true. Okay, thank you, Gemma. That's a good idea.

Holly's here. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks, Holly. Tell us, what's the deal in your relationship? How much are you spending on gifts for Christmas?

I've actually already bought my boyfriend's present for this year. He's getting a Weber barbecue. Whoa! Ah, good partner alert. How much did you spend on the Weber? Oh, I think it was on special. That's why I bought it.

So I think it was around like $300 to $400. Okay. That's a decent gift. What do you think he might be getting you for Christmas, Holly? Oh, I don't know, but he's pretty good at present giving. Have you dropped any hints for anything? Like, do you want anything?

Are you going for the $300 to $400 price range? Oh, I don't know, but he got me a KitchenAid one Christmas. Whoa! Whoa, okay. They're really expensive, aren't they? You know what I like about your relationship, Holly? Very practical gifts. Oh, 100%.

He's going to benefit from the KitchenAid because you're going to make delicious baking. You're going to benefit from the Weber because he's going to make delicious barbecue, you know? Yeah, we're great. Holly, you said that he's a good gift giver. Do you feel like in the relationship you've upped your game because he's such a good gift giver?

Oh, I don't know. Or you were gift giver? Oh, I don't know. Or you were always good too? Oh, I'm pretty good. Not trying to rate myself or anything, but you know. Yeah, Weber's a good gift. You're a good gift giver. That's a great gift. Someone's texted in and said,

nothing, I gave him twins this year. Also, we have twins, so we have no money. I mean, they kind of go hand in hand, don't they? This is the opposite end of the scale. Someone said, we budget our gifts so we know that it's even. And this year, our budget is $1,500 each. God, can I, are you guys looking for a throuple? Keen.

Finally, Sam's called through. We're trying to figure out how much you should spend on your partner for Christmas or how you figure out how much you're going to spend on each other. Sam, what's the deal? So pretty much we just ask each other if we're giving gifts depending on each other's financial situation. Okay. We yay and nay it.

And if we yay it, we basically go, what's our cap? And then we produce a wish list. You can stick to the cap. You can stick to your wish list. But if you go over the cap and the other one doesn't, you can't really complain. Well, that's true. I feel like that's a good process. This year, have you had that discussion yet?

Gifts or no gifts? We kind of have, and I think it's going no gifts. Just we did pretty extensive birthdays in August. Okay, so if you say no gifts and then your partner on Christmas Day surprises you with a gift and they say... Oh, not on. And they say, I just couldn't resist. I had to give you something. Oh, I did that for Valentine's Day.

Okay, if he does that or they do that to you this Christmas, are you going to be happy or angry? No, it's pretty chill. They chose to do that. Okay. Well, Sam's like, I'm not complaining. I got the gift. That's what I mean.

Yeah. You know? Bree and Clint. Recently in life, Clint, and I like to be really honest on this show sometimes, I've been struggling with focusing and just being overwhelmed and procrastinating and I get distracted really easily and it's been affecting my life quite a lot in what way I just I just am so overwhelmed and I feel like I just

can never like concentrate on one thing at a time okay and it affects my life quite a lot because then it makes me stress because then I haven't completed the tasks that I need to and then I forget things and then I'm running late to something you know I'm just all over the place at the moment um and uh one of my good friends uh said to me she's like oh you should go see your GP and chat to them and maybe you should get tested for ADHD. Have you ever been tested? And I was like, no, I haven't been, but good to go to your GP and have a chat with them and potentially maybe something you can get tested for. And so a couple of weeks ago, I made an appointment to go see my

GP and I put it in my diary because that's the only way I can remember things, which I feel like is a lot of people. But if it's not in my diary, I will not remember. No, no, no, exactly. I'm the same. Mine is either the diary or set an alarm. I've got so many random alarms

that go off at different times of the day. And then you forget what the alarm's for. Totally. Oh, I know, because I label them. Oh, right. See, I don't do that. I have to label the alarms. See, I forget to do that and then I just don't know what it's for. Oh, I know. Cause I label them. Oh, right. See, I have to label the alarms. See, I forget to do that. And then I just don't know what it's for. Anyway, so I made this

appointment. I forgot about it. Typical what's going on in my life at the moment. And I remember this morning at the last minute, I was like, oh crap, I've got to go to this doctor's appointment. And so I got myself organized and I raced to the doctor and I got there and I was like hey I'm here for my appointment my doctor's name is this and she's like kind of looked at me weird and then she's like okay yep just go take a seat and I went and sat down and I've kind of looked at the clock and I was like she's running 10 minutes late pretty normal 15 minutes late half an hour goes by and all these other people that came later than me have gone in to see my doctor and I was like, what is going on?

Like, what's happening here? And then the receptionist goes to me, she's like, what's your name again? And I was like, oh, last name Thomas L. And she goes, are you sure you've got an appointment today? And I was like, yeah, I got an email confirmation. I've got an appointment today at this time. I opened my email and I looked at it. It's next week.

I was there a week early. For your appointment to try and find out why your life is so disorganised. Yeah, to find out all these things about myself. And I was like, well, this is fitting, isn't it? I don't know enough about ADHD and how it operates, but if that is like an indicator, couldn't you go, can you just give me the prescription? I feel like I've passed the test, you know?

If this isn't proof enough, this isn't just Like a now thing This isn't all the time thing Right Anyway I just thought I'd share that story Because it's quite I like talking about stuff like this

Have you put it in your diary For next week? Oh I forgot to do that Yeah I was going to say I actually did Have you moved the appointment To next week?

It's still in for today Yeah there you go You're welcome Bree and Clint Time for the one Second Song Challenge. It's the game where we go head-to-head guessing songs

as quickly as we can. If you join the winning team and help with that victory, you know, you've got to guess as well, you'll win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. Correct. Who have we got playing this afternoon?

First up, joining Team Clint is Kristen. Hi, Kristen. G'day, Kristen. Hi. You know your songs, Kristen? You got a musical ear to you? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, good.

Me too. Me too. We're going to make a good team. Let's go to Cole. He's joining Team Bray. Hi, Cole. G'day, good. Me too. Me too. We're going to make a good team. Let's go to Cole. He's joining Team Brie. Hi, Cole. G'day, Cole. Hey, how's it going?

You and I, mate. You know your music? I hope so. I think we got it, though. Don't worry. Yeah, we got this. We got it. Confidence is key.

Producer Claude runs the game. Hi, Claude. Hi, Claude. What's our theme this week? You know what's happening this weekend? World Cup final. Exactly right. No, the other thing.

Friday Jams Live. Yeah. Have you heard of it? Yeah, a little bit. I think we've mentioned it one or two times. Someone mentioned it, yeah. Yeah, I heard it in passing today. My theme today, I've done this once before,

but we're doing the second round of Friday Jams Live artists. Boom. Good. Let's go. Okay. Bree and I will go first against each other, and then it's over to you, Kristen and Cole. It'll be you two versus each other. Cole? Sweet. Good. Let's go. Okay. Brie and I will go first against each other and then it's over to you, Kristen and Cole. It'll be you two versus each other.

Cool? Sweet. Sweet. Okay. So your names are your buzzers. Brie and Clint, this one is for you. Lonely Acorn. Come on! How did you get that one? It was a guess. God tells you straight away.

It's the only time I can get any in this game. Kristen, that is fast. Do you reckon you can be that fast? Come on, Cole. I reckon I can do it again. Yeah, good. I feel like we started talking before the song started. Yeah, I feel like rigged.

I feel like that might be rigged. Nah, mate, that was quick reflexes. I feel like I've had my coffee today. Okay, Kristen and Cole, this one's for you. Cole. Cole. Cole. Waterfalls, TLC. Yes.

Get it. Wow. I'll admit that was quite well done from Team Bree and Cole. You nearly got it wrong. Nearly. Kristen, this is where we rise from the ashes and show them what real greatness looks like as we go for three in a row, okay?

It has been done before. It has been done before. I've choked many times before. Okay, guys, Bree and Clint, this one's for you. Bree. Clint. No! Shaggy.

Angel. Damn it. Yeah. Stop! No! Shaggy. Angel. Damn it. Yeah. Cole, you had the faith and we did it as a team. You guys must have misheard me. I said Kristen and I needed to do three in a row. Not you and Cole get three in a row.

Well, we must have misheard you. But, Cole, that means you've taken home the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Yay! Awesome. Thanks, Paul. Nice work. There you go. If you want to get amongst any of those songs, all of them will be appearing live at Western Spring Stadium this weekend. Isn't that weird to think we're going to hear all of them live? It's crazy. Ticketmaster, you can

pre-purchase or you can buy them on the gate this weekend. You're Vegemite over Marmite, aren't you? Yeah, I grew up in Aussie so I grew up on Vegemite over Marmite, aren't you? Yeah, I grew up in Aussie so I grew up on Vegemite. I only tasted Marmite for the first time when I moved to New Zealand five years ago. I don't understand Kiwis who

prefer Vegemite, you know? That's because you grew up with Marmite. That's what I mean. How did you end up preferring Vegemite? It's pretty same same. We are splitting hairs. Yeah. When it comes to our favourite yeast spread. It's the same kind of yeasty spread, let's be real. There's a story in the news today,

because a guy in Australia has, just get your head around this, there's a couple of numbers. So this kid has posted a picture of a jar of Vegemite that his dad found on a building site in the 1980s. No, wait. So his dad found it in the 1980s. So he posted it now.

Yes. Dad found the jar on a building site in the 1980s. Was it full? Yes. Ooh. Yeah. The jar of Vegemite is from the period between the 1930s and 1940s. Are you joking?

Isn't that crazy? I want to see the photo. Yeah, Claude's got the picture. We'll get her to chuck it up for us. Amazing. The thing about this jar is it states on there how the Vegemite Company originally intended you to eat it. There's the jar.

Look at it. Wow, it's white and rusty. Yeah, well, the lid's gone rusty. Yeah, I don't think you could eat the Vegemite. I'd give it a go. Would you? Yeah, you'd have an upset stomach. You'd eat 90-year-old yeast spread.

Yeah, just to say I did. Isn't yeast alive? Isn't that? Yeah, organism, isn't it? Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't eat it. Anyway, on the jar, and this is where it makes me go, have we been eating it wrong this whole time?

This is what the vintage 1930s jar of Vegemite says. I wouldn't eat it. Anyway, on the jar, and this is where it makes me go, have we been eating it wrong this whole time? This is what the vintage 1930s jar of Vegemite says. Vegemite contains the nutritional elements of yeast and is one of the most potent sources of vitamin B complex. Use in sandwiches. We do that, don't we? Yeah, yeah. Soups. We do do that.

Yeah, people do that. You can do it instead of like stock. Some people put it in their spaghetti bolognese. Yes. Stews. Yep. Gravies. Or half to one full teaspoon in a glass of hot milk for a nourishing beverage.

Oh, you've got it out there. So what I thought we could do this afternoon. Oh, I don't think I want to So what I thought we could do this afternoon. Oh, I don't think I want to be involved in this. Seeing as this is how Vegemite was meant to be consumed, I've had producer Ella go and mix us up. Oh, it's warm. It's so warm. Yeah, well, it's not going to melt in cold milk, is it?

Let me smell it. She's mixed us up a milk and Vegemite. So this is a. I'm lactose intolerant. I'm going to have to bow out of this one. Well, you weren't lactose intolerant when you were having that margarita pizza for lunch. Where are you? So, come on.

That was vegan cheese. Come on. You're Australian. This is in your blood. Oh, okay, okay. And this is how the Vegemite family intended it to be. Oh, you put so much in, Producer Ella. There's so much in here.

It looks like Milo. It does look like Milo, doesn't it? Cheers. So just think of it as Milo. And what we'll do is we'll have a – I want you to have a big taste of this too. Okay, yeah. And we'll see how – this tastes how it meant to. Oh, that is – oh, that is – oh, that's – Oh, that's...

Oh, that's proper... Oh, I can't... That's proper yuck. Have you not swallowed it? Oh, I couldn't. I was going to be sick. I've swallowed it. Where did it go?

I've swallowed it now. Oh, it's gone. The gag reflex is gone, but that is... Oh, it's still in my mouth. I can still taste it. The taste... The Vegemite taste overpowers the milk, but then as it goes down, your body's like

is it creamy? It's so salty. How much did you put in the whole jar? Ella, how much? It says half a teaspoon to a full teaspoon. How much is in there? I did a tablespoon. Sorry. I genuinely think

I genuinely think I genuinely think if I take another sip of this I will vomit. Can you do it? No, don't. I have another sip. My gag reflex will take over. There's a bin right there.

People don't want to hear that. I know my limits. I'm not doing it to the people. No, don't do it. Do it. If you vomit, I will vomit. Oh, that'll make a good deal.

I'm a sympathy vomiter. You're an adult. Once it gets past the tonsils, it's actually okay, but it's just that little bit in between. You like it. Are you saying now you like it? No, no, no, I hate it. It's disgusting, but I'm saying once it's down, it's down.

Okay, so. That's what she says. Bree and Clint. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Ooke. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke! New Zealand's favourite singing competition behind the masked singer. And New Zealand idol. And X Factor.

And pop stars. New Zealand's eighth favourite singing competition. It's the return of Friday-oke where Bree and I go head-to-head covering massive tunes. We spend 15 minutes each with a professional audio engineer who makes us sound as good as possible. We play them to you guys and you pick the winner. That is correct.

He polishes the turds and rolls them in glitter. Today to celebrate the impending Friday Oki live, no, Friday Jams Live gig. We're doing Akon. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being this was done for. Damn, bro. He will be there. He'll be there. Sunday.

And he might be listening to this. Oh, he might be listening to this. Nah, he's still in Australia. Wake up. Full disclosure, these were recorded some weeks ago before I had my nose job. And these were recorded before I got real good at singing. We're going to get five people to pick the winner,

but you have to hear both before you're allowed to vote. So here we go. Here comes my acorn for Friday Oki. Who's got it this week? Saja Banger. Who's your money on? Reverse Clint. Here it comes.

Yes, I can see her. Because every girl in here want to be her. Oh, she's a diva. I feel the same and I wanna meet her They say she low down It's just a rumor, I don't believe them They say she need to slow down The baddest thing around town She's nothing like the girl you ever seen before

Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl Without being disrespectful The way that booty moving, I can't take no more Had to stop what I'm doing so I could pull up close I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful Damn girl

Damn you's a sexy chick A sexy chick Damn you's a sexy chick Damn girl Damn you's a sexy chick A sexy chick Damn you's a sexy chick. A sexy chick. Damn you's a sexy chick. Damn girl.

Why was it so long? It's so long. Why was it so long? I don't remember it being that long. Sam, the audio producer, he is, his work cut out for him and he made that sound the best he could. I'm so worried for mine. Are you? Yeah.

More than that? I think it'll be worse than yours. Did that not give you a boost of confidence? Nah. Really? It did not at all. You got strong

Akon vibes to me. Yeah. When I look at you, I think... I got swag. I think, damn, use a sexy check.

Appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, let's just rip into it. You know, confidence is key. Rip off the band-aid. Let's go. It can yeah. Okay, well, let's just rip into it. You know, confidence is key. Rip off the band-aid. Let's go.

It can't be worse, can it? Just got to channel my sexy chick vibe. You've got winner's energy. You're coming off a victory last week. Oh, come on. Let's go. Has Brie got Akon in her? Let's find out.

Yes, I can see her. Because every girl here want to be her. Oh, no. Oh, she's a diva I feel the same and I wanna meet her They say she low down Just a rumor, I don't believe them They say she needs to slow down The baddest thing around town.

Here it comes. She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before. Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. The way that booty moving, I can't take no more Had to stop what I'm doing so I can pull up close I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful Damn girl, damn you a sexy chick

Damn girl, damn you a sexy chick. Damn, girl. Damn, you a sexy chick. A sexy chick. Damn, you a sexy chick. Damn, girl. Finish strong. Yeah, big ACON energy. Damn, that was bad.

I finished well, but the whole rest of it was just a train wreck. We say it every week, but these artists are so much more talented than we give them credit for. You grab their song off Spotify and you go, yeah, I could obviously sing that. You know what it is? They make it seem easy,

and that's a good artist, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that was... We're looking for five people on 0800DIALZM to pick the winner of Friday Oki this week. You can vote for Bree or you can vote for Clint, but you can't sit on the fence and you can't choose both. Yeah.

Where's my sexy chicks at? Bree and Clint. Friday Oki! Welcome back to Friday Oki, everybody. We should mention Friday Oki Live goes on tour next week. We return with our live events where instead of us singing, you show up and you do the singing. And if you do, you could win $500 cash.

That's correct. So next Friday we'll be in Hamilton at the bank. That's right. From 7 o'clock you can show up, pick your song, and we'll have a singing competition with you. Come along, bit of fun. It is a bit of fun. We've set the bar really low for you as well.

Yeah. I mean, you can't be worse than us. You can't be worse than my acorn. Damn, girl. Damn, you's a sexy chick. A sexy chick. Or Bree's acorn. Damn, girl.

Damn, you a sexy chick. A sexy chick. Producer Claude just pointed out that your acorn sounds like Jennifer Coolidge from The White Lotus. Damn, girl. Damn, you're a sexy chick. A sexy chick. Producer Claude just pointed out that your acorn sounds like Jennifer Coolidge from The White Lotus. I'm taking the dog, dumbass. We need to find a winner. We've got five people lined up to tell us who did the better acorn ahead of Friday Jams Live. And Sam's here.

Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. How you going? Good, thanks, mate. G'day, Sam. How you going? Good, thanks, mate. G'day, g'day. You're loving Friday Okie this week? Oh, brilliant, yeah. But unfortunately, I think, Clint, you've got my vote on that one.

Yeah, pretty. But off the mark on that one, I'm sorry. It was terrible, wasn't it? If Akon was an Australian lady. I finished strong, though, don't you reckon, Sam? Oh, look, I mean, you know, you gave it your best shot and, you know, you've got to try these things but, no, hands down.

Okay, thank you very much. Way to let me down lightly. I appreciate that, Sam. Compliment sandwich, I think, there. Let's go to Sasha. Hi, Sasha. Hi, Sasha. Hello. What did you think of our ACON performance this week, Sasha? I think it was really good, but I think Brie won. Oh, thank you, Sash.

Did I give you the best sexy chick? Yeah. It was really good. They're laughing because they're like, I mean, neither of you gave us that vibe, but we had to go with Brie. They're laughing because they're children and they don't know what a sexy chick is.

Yeah, a sexy chicken. Oh, yeah, that's what I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go to Robert. It's one all. Hi, Robert. Hi, Robert. Hey, how you going?

What did you think of Friday Okie this week, Rob? Well, my vote goes to Clint. I think you should be on the Friday Jams. You should be up on that stage. You reckon? You rocked it, mate. You reckon a collab between me and Akon this Sunday at Western Springs?

Oh, no, take Acorn off and just put you up there. Okay. Acorn. Thanks Rob, I appreciate the confidence. Let's go to Jo. Hi Jo. Hi Jo. Hi. How are you Jo? I'm great, thank you.

Good to hear. Do you have any feedback for us this week Jo? Well, I jumped in the car and I heard Clint. And I was like, oh, my God, I've missed Bree. And based on Clint, I was thinking, I'm going to have to just ring in and vote for Bree anyway. What, even though you hadn't heard hers, you were going to vote for Bree?

And then you heard it and you were like, oh, no. I did. I'm so sorry, Bree. I love you. But I'm going to have to go with Clint this week. I'll take the love, and I agree with you, mate, Jo. Just to get this clear, Jo, you were going to vote for Brie until you heard her. Yeah, yeah.

She's on the Brie bandwagon, and I'll take it. Thank you, Jo. We'll take that, and we'll go to Johnson for the last vote. Hi, Johnson. G'day, Johnson. Hi, how's it going? We're good. Good.

I mean, the vote doesn't matter. Clint's already won, but we want to hear your feedback, your thoughts, your feelings. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but 100% have to go Clint this one. Yeah, boy. Thanks, Johnson. I really appreciate it. Thanks, Johnson. Have a good weekend, mate.

There we go. A 4-1 victory to Bree last week and a 4-1 victory to me this week. Damn, girl. Damn, you's a sexy chick. A sexy chick. Watch out, Acorn. I'm coming for you this weekend. I much prefer macadamia.

Don't. Don't. Bree and Clint. Aye. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go.

Last Birthday Banger for the week. This is where we take your birthdays and figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th birthday. We'll kick it off with Amy. Hi, Amy. G'day, Amy. Hi. How's your week been?

So-so. So-so. What about the weekend? Got any big plans? I'm working. Oh. What about Monday? Things Got any big plans? I'm working. Oh. What about Monday? Things looking up next week?

Working. Oh, where do you work, Amy? Who are these slave drivers? I'm a district nurse. Oh. And they also haven't given you the pay rise they promised? No, no. I won't stand for it, Amy.

Well, the least we can do is do your birthday banger for you. Perfect. What's your birthday, mate? It's 18-11-87. Right, that means you were 16 in 2003, Amy. And on your 16th birthday in November, this was number one.

We cannot stop now. I'm feeling hip-hop, gotta stand up. We got it locked down. I'm ready to rock. Banger. Are you ready to go? I was 16 the year this album came out as well, and it took over our whole school. What do you reckon about Scribe as your birthday banger, Amy? Yep, like it, definitely. Did you live here? Because I can hear an accent, Amy, when you were 16.

Yeah, I'm from England. Yeah, I can hear an accent, Amy, when you were 16. Oh, yeah, I'm from England. Yeah, I could hear your accent. But how long have you been in New Zealand for? 10 years now. Oh, so, yeah, you'd be... Long enough to figure out. How many subscribers, yeah. Yeah, yeah, cool. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do a bit of the banger for Luke. Kia ora, Luke. Hi, Luke. Hi, mate. How you going? Got big plans for this weekend. Luke, what are you doing? Oh, Christmas photo with the families and chilling at home, working.

Cute. Christmas photo. Love that for you, Luke. Are you going in matching outfits? No. Kids will be. I won't be. Oh, cute.

Well, that's very nice. Okay, Luke, let's do your birthday bang. What's your birthday? It's the 3rd of March, 1988. All right. That means you were 16 in 2004. And on the 3rd of March in 2004, this was at number one. Banger.

What? He headlined Friday Jams Live in 2018. That's Usher and Lil Jon. And yeah. What do you think, Luke? Yeah, banger, definitely. Yeah, banger. Okay, wait there.

We'll do one more birthday banger for Donna. Kia ora, Donna. G'day, Donna. Good afternoon. How are you all? Good, mate. How are you going? I'm pretty good, thank you.

Good to hear, Donna. How long have you been waiting to find out your birthday banger? 56 years. That's a great answer, Donna. You're too quick for me, mate. Let's do it right now. What's your birthday? 05-08-66.

Right, that means you were 16 in 1982. And back on your 16th birthday, Donna, this would have been number one. Whoa. Survivor, Eye of the Tiger. Was that worth the 56-year wait, Donna? Yes, absolutely. I love this song Donna

does it do something to you inside oh like just gets you pumped no like just gets you pumped up

oh right Donna and I are about to go what does it do to you oh it makes me so randy Donna get up and dance exactly just like I don't know gives me like hope or something You're so randy, Donna. Get up and dance.

Exactly. Just like, I don't know, gives me like hope or something. Turns me on so much, Donna. Scribe, Usher, Survivor. What is the winner of Birthday Banger today? I know what I'm going to vote for. Do you know what you're going to vote for? Yes.

Three, two, one. Scribe. I have the tiger. And you are going to split vote today. Three, two, one. Scribe. Eye of the Tiger. I knew we were going to split vote today. Pick your producer. Ella. Ella, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? It is the Eye of the Tiger, baby. Yes.

That's what we need. Going to do something to you. We can't get Bree so horny at work. Oh, but it feels... It's not appropriate. Guys, I'm going to go have to take a five-minute break. Someone get her some ice cubes, please. I'm going to go into the rec room, okay?

We need to cool her down. Take her outside and hose her off. Yes, Donna, let's do it. It's your birthday banger. Woo-hoo, that's awesome. Coming straight out of 1982, it's Donna's birthday banger, his survivor, and I of the Tiger, Brian Clint. Sit in.

Breein Clint. Am I allowed to open my eyes yet? I don't know. Claudia, is Breein allowed to open her eyes? I've been sitting here with my eyes closed for like four minutes. We couldn't talk to you. Am I allowed? Oh my God, so like distracting. Like so weird having your eyes closed for that long.

Okay, first thing's first. We're going on tour. Yes. Brianne Glynn presents Friday Okie Live. Thanks to Smirnoff Soda. Friday Okie Tour is confirmed. Locked in already. Sparkly jackets are on.

Is Hamilton this next Friday? Yes, this coming Friday at the bank. Yeah. Seven o'clock. Totonga and Auckland are also locked in as well. Yes. We will give you all the details as the weeks go on. And producer Claudia and producer Ella have said they've got a surprise for us.

Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hello. Hi, guys. What is happening? Well, you know how you guys have like an iconic costume that you Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hello. Hi, guys. What is happening? Well, you know how you guys have, like, an iconic costume that you wear on Friday Okie, right? Yeah, we usually wear the gold sparkly jackets.

The gold sparkly-ass jackets. Like you guys are wearing. So glad to see you guys have found them and you've managed to get yourselves some jackets. They're quite hot. Yeah, they're made of pure plastic. They're really hot. Yeah, pure nylon jackets.

Yeah. Cool. Well, we wanted to add to the costume because, like, we're a new team, new family. Yeah. Oh, my God. Is there a hat under there? So we've put something on the table with a sheet over it so you guys can't see what it

is. Oh, my God. I hope it's sparkly pants. Oh, shoes. Sparkly shoes. Oh, like the Wizard of Oz. A sparkly thong. Oh, now we're talking.

Or some jandals. Can you imagine how painful those sequins would be in a G-string? Yeah. Not the best. Yeah. Well, we wanted to update the costume and be in a G-string? Yeah, not the best. Yeah. Well, we wanted to update the costume and make it a bit more modern and, like, cool and, like, you know, funky fresh as the kids would say. Yeah, for sure.

So we got you a little present from us to you. Can we open it? Brie, when you're ready, you can take the shape. It's not going to be like an animal under here or anything. No way. No animal. You don't look happy. Are you wearing them as well?

I've just uncovered some white platform Crocs. This is the newest range of Crocs. Not just any Crocs, by the way. This is the crush Crocs. There's sparkly socks in here. I made you some sparkly socks. I like my jibbit. Hot sauce. We've got vegezzled socks to go with these. Crocs. Oh my god, I'm gonna

be so tall in that thing. I'm gonna be enormous. Look, I'm not gonna lie, I don't hate them. Oh, okay. Really? You know how I love a platform shoe? Yeah. Because, I'm not going to lie. I don't hate them. Oh. Really? You know how I love a platform shoe? Yeah. Because I just think it, you know, takes the sneaker to like a formal kind of.

Four and a half years I've been trying to tell you that Crocs are cool, Brie. And all it took was the platform one. I tried you in every Croc except the platform one. Well, you know, Balenciaga did a very similar Croc version. The high heel Croc. No, they did these too. Did they? They did the platform one. Well, you know, Balenciaga did a very similar croc version. The high heel croc. No, they did these too. Did they? They did the platform.

But did they have a sparkly sock? No. This is next level. Look. These are so good. These are really cool. These are so good. Oh, my God.

Imagine us out. Like, we're going to be out in bars and clubs in these crocs. Imagine how comfy we're going to be. No, they're so comfy. Like, extra comfy compared to the normal ones. I'm going to try them on. Yeah, you've got to try them on. Yours are so massive.

Yours look like boats. This is what a size 12 men's croc looks like. You could float away in those. I might wear them home. Yeah, get them on. See how it feels. Just get one on your foot. We all have matching ZM gibbets on.

We've got a Z and an M each. Oh, that's a bit cute. We've got something to keep us as a team. What other things have you got? I've got a flame and a star. Don't worry about the socks. Can you just put the croc on your feet? So we need to get like a live review of this. If you've missed it, four and a half years

we've been trying to tell Bree that crocs are the shoe du jour. Look at how tall I am. They must be a good three or four inches. Yeah, they're a hefty shoe. Don't hate it. This is a dream come true. There you go. If you want to see the Crocs IRL,

you need to come to the Friday Oki live tour with us. You can win yourself $500 cash if you were prepared to sing and take out the best singer of the night. Hamilton, next Friday,

the 18th of November at the Bank. Tauranga, at the Mount Social Club Friday, December 2nd and Auckland at the Prospect of Howick on Friday,

the 9th of December thanks to Smirnoff Soda. You can try the new Smirnoff Soda and lime. Smirnoff Soda, lime and lemon. It's available now

at liquor stores. Thank you, Smirnoff. Get your Crocs on it's available now at liquor stores thank you Smirnoff get your Crocs on we'll see you there they're comfy I'm pretty comfy bonus 5 points to any singer

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