ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th November 2024

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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Cleanser. Is that Steve Harvey from Family Feud on that intro? I don't know. Sounds like him, eh? I was just, what was that thing about ADHD in the news, producer Claude? I wasn't paying attention. Yeah, me neither.

Classic. Did you hear what it was? Well, no, because I only listen out for stories that affect me So classic that you, the ADHD person went Oh I should check this out And then I got distracted by something else Yeah exactly right Anyone else out there hear it?

Well if anyone listening to this Actually listens to the news on ZM Can you text us and tell us what it said? What was the ADHD story? Text us on 9696 Yeah And if you don't listen to the news Can you text us and tell us what it said? What was the ADHD story? Text us on 9696. Yeah. And if you don't listen to the news, can you text us and be like, get rid of the news.

Are you trying to get rid of the news? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just constantly critiquing. Well, I'm self-editing myself, and then I'm self-editing the show as well as we go. You self-edit? That's a show. Do you want to see the stuff that gets left on the cutting room floor?

That's what I was saying. You want to see the stuff that doesn't come out. I was like, if this is you self-edited, I'd hate to think. It's bad. I would hate to think. It's bad. In my head, I've been cancelled multiple times. Just hasn't made it to air yet.

I'm not surprised. Someone text, oh, someone text through. Oh, yeah. Pharmac will pay for ADHD medications. Well, you can't trust that person. They're not a journalist. Someone else said they are funding a medicine called something with a V.

They were saying that they're going to start funding different medications for ADHD from December. And someone else said, get rid of the news, Captain. Did they? Yeah. Oh, yeah, there it is.

Hi, Bree. So government is going to supply Vivarn to people with ADHD. Okay, cool. I can look that up. Vivarn. Vivarn. Sounds fancy. Cool.

All journalists now, I guess. Oh, look how many people. That's so kind. Look how many people have texted through with what how many people. That's so kind. How many people? Look how many people have texted through with what their story was. That's really nice. It's probably my fellow ADHDers. All right, we're going to make the decision now.

This is an executive decision. We've got to make a decision together. Yeah. The news, we are going to... Keep it. Keep it. Yeah. God, you're lucky you have me sometimes.

You would have been cancelled years ago. Yeah, you've got to keep... I keep you on the straight and narrow. Yeah, yeah. You've got to have one member of the rainbow community and you're bossing at all times. And you're what? What do you say about my what?

Let's get into the show, shall we? We've got tradie versus lady coming up next. If you would like to play with us, we need a tradie and or a lady. That's right. If you're either or or what abouts? You could be both. Could be both.

Give us a call 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll get you on. We'll play for some KFC. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. Score, two, one, let's go. Here we go. The tradies versus the ladies.

Score update for the year. We're getting close to the end now. The tradies on 91. The ladies on 98. Oh, is it a 98, is it? Yeah. Okay. 98 for the ladies.

I reckon the ladies are going to do it. Well, there's still time. Yeah, I know. There's still plenty of time. I know, I know. But the trend is the trend, you know? We've still got six weeks. The trend is the ladies. I reckon the ladies are going to do it. Well, there's still time. Yeah, I know. There's still plenty of time. I know, I know, but the trend is the trend, you know? We've still got six weeks. The trend is the trend. Let's go to our lady first on the dominant team. She's 25, she's from Hamilton, and she

is an intermediate teacher. Welcome to the show, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hello. What are your specialty subjects, Jamie? Reading and PE. Reading and PE. Reading and PE. I don't know if any of the questions, oh, there might be one that kind of falls into that, but we'll see.

That is great. You're taking on our tradie from Auckland today. They're 47 and they have one fingerprint, which is upside down. Welcome to the show, Greg. Hi, Greg. Hello there. How did you find that out, if that is true, and why? Welcome to the show, Greg. Hi, Greg. Hello there. How did you find that out, if that is true, and why?

Well, it was actually an accident. When I was younger, I was playing around with one of those roller mowers with one of my cousins, and I went to, I suppose, stop it from rolling while she was pulling it away from me, and it broke off the top of one of my fingers. So we quickly stuck it back on and taped it on, and since then my fingerprint on one of my fingers is yet upside down. It's sort of curving. You just taped it back on?

What the hell, Greg? To be honest, I'm going to give it to you. That might be one of the most interesting facts we've had on the tradie versus lady this year. Yeah. Do you have to stand on your head to sign into your iPhone? How does that work? Sorry, say again? Yeah, no, don't worry.

Your buzzer is Tradie. Jamie, yours is Lady. The first of three gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck, everybody. Here we go. Question number one. Which PlayStation sold the most consoles? Tradie. Yes, Greg? I'll go PlayStation 4. Which PlayStation sold the most consoles? Freddie.

Yes, Greg? I'll go PlayStation 4. Ooh, it's a good guess, but no. Jamie, you want to guess? PlayStation 2. That is on the money. It is the PS2. I would have thought it was the PS5.

The new one? Just because it's so incredible and there was such a massive demand. But it's not cheap yet. It's not too bad. It's getting there. Anyway, yeah, it was the PS2 has sold the most so far. Question number two. What is the only fruit that has seeds on the outside?

Brady. Yes, Greg? Strawberries. Nice. Well done. Well done. Strawberries are correct and they're in season at the moment. All right.

One apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Nothing from our Gen Z. Come on, Greg, you're an elder millennial. You must know who this is. I know that song. I just can't remember the singer.

Yeah, okay. Guys, that was the Spice Girls. That hurt me deep, deep down in my soul that no one got that. That was Bree's choice today, too. It makes me feel sick. Anyway, no points there to anyone. We move on. Question number four.

God, people don't even know their history. God, I tell you what. Should be taught in schools. What's happening to culture and education these days? All right, here we go. Question number four. The All Blacks defeated the number one ranked team in the world on the weekend.

Who was it? Tony. Yes, Greg. Ireland. Ireland. The Irish. Not number one anymore. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You could win it here, Greg.

Question number five. Which planet is known as the Red Planet? Trady. Greg for the win. Mars. It is Mars. Well done. for the win. Mars. It is Mars. It's a much needed win for the tradies this afternoon. They were slipping behind, but Greg,

you've kept them in touch. Congratulations. Awesome. Cheers. Don't go committing any crimes, Greg, because now we have you on record. They'll be able to tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they'll be like, oh, upside down fingerprint. That's Greg. It was be able to tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they'll be like, oh, upside down fingerprint. That's Greg. That was upside down, man. Thanks, Greg.

Brian Clint. We were talking about ADHD medicine before from the news, and we've had a text through from a pharmacist who said there is a number of medicines for ADHD that become funded on the 1st of December, medicine that's been available for some time, but patients had to pay for it. They said it will be helpful because there's a lot of ADHD medicines that are out of stock due to worldwide shortages.

So there you go. That's so nice of you to message that through. So interesting, yeah, because there is so many different types. Yeah. And even like now I'm in the process where I've tried one type, it didn't really work for me. And I was like, oh, maybe I'll try another one one day and maybe this is a sign because I don't have to pay for it now.

December 1st. Yeah. Get in there. So I can just try another one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, for free. I am married, as you know. What?

Have been for some time. When did that happen? Did you guys get invited to the wedding? Don't bring it up. I didn't. I barely knew you. Okay, I barely knew you. Did we know each other?

We had met. I thought it was going to be, you know, the olive branch showing that our relationship would be something going into the future, but no, no invite. I had met you twice. Had you met everyone there more than twice? Yeah. No, you hadn't.

Anyway, the reason that I bring it up is because... You like to throw it at our face. Yeah, sorry, ladies. Take it. All the good ones are. Take it, aren't they? The reason I bring it up is because you may be forgiven for thinking that I'm not married because I never wear my wedding ring.

Yeah, which I've always thought is a bit of a red flag. Bit of a red flag, yeah. Haven't you, producers? Bit of a red flag. Yeah, a bit strange. Yeah. And I appreciate that. The reason that I don't wear it is because it doesn't fit me very well.

I got my dad's wedding ring and... You guys were really stingy on your rings, weren't you? Yeah. Didn't pay for an engagement ring. Didn't pay for your wedding ring. Lucy got her great grandmother's engagement ring. And then did she get a... I got my dad's wedding ring.

Did she get a new wedding ring? And we saved money not inviting Bree. You a-holes. So we cut corners everywhere. The ring doesn't fit me, okay? And also... Get a resize. Yeah, I could,

but I can't be bothered. And also, I don't love wearing jewellery. Like, I don't... It's a ring. It's not a bloody headpiece. No, I know, but then I feel like,

like, what if I'm going to, what if I'm going to do something outdoors and then I've got this ring on and... Try and shed on your wife. I would do that indoors. Yeah, right, okay. Much more private. Why don't you get a tattoo then?

No, so good point. That's where I was leading to. I caught up with some friends recently and one of the guys there had a wedding ring alternative and I wanted to know if this is cool, if you guys think this would be cool if I had this instead. He had a black silicon ring.

Like a rubber ring. I think it's cool when if you're, or if you're an electrician. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Because it's, or a tradie in general, because it is safer for tradies, because those rings can break. Because they can't deglove you

and... Exactly, so it can break off, yeah. Because they can't deglove you. Exactly, so it can break off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm neither of those things. Is it cool for me to get one? What do you reckon, producer Claude? I was really hoping

you were going to say a toe ring. Oh, a toe ring. No, I would wear it on my wedding finger. I'd still wear it on the right finger. So it's just like a black band.

It's a black band. And he said you get them from Teemu. Oh, don't get it. Then it wouldn't matter if I lose it as well. Yeah. Or you could get a multi-pack.

I could get a multi-pack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Make sure it's the right rings, though, because you can't get them mixed up with something else. Good point. About the same size though. That's the rubber ones.

Yeah, anyway, I'm thinking about doing that. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, an interview with Britney Spears from 2016, which never saw the light of day, has finally come out,

and it is pretty sus, isn't it? Oh, it is sus. So now this is the situation. She was on a show called The Jonathan Ross Show. She was promoting her new album. I think the album was called Glory at the Jonathan Ross show she was uh promoting her new album I think that was called glory at the time so she'd been in the conservatorship for three years at this point right and she really actually she mentioned the conservatorship now this clip the reason this is getting in the headlines today is because it was cut out of the interview it never

saw the light of day and we believe that it was actually removed by her team and her dad. And she actually referenced this interview in her book that came out a year or two ago, talking about how she talked about the conservatorship and yet that never made the light of day. Here it is. Here's the audio of her discussing the conservatorship

three years into it. Have a listen. The new album, you are more involved in this musically, I understand, than previous works. So you've taken control. You're more in control of your music than before? Yes. Why did it take you so long? the new album you are more involved in this musically i understand than previous works so you've taken control you're you're more in control of your music than before yes why did it take so long why did you wait till now to do it well um there's a lot of reasons but i won't get into

the whole story but uh like i think since the conservatorship i'm in a conservatorship is the third year of me being under that and i just just, I felt like a lot of the things were planned for me to do, you know, being told what to do. And I was just like, for this one, I want to make it my baby and I want to do it myself. And I was very strategic about the way I did it.

Yeah, that's why it means so much to me. It's so interesting, Dean. We were saying off air that, I mean, that's her three years into the conservatorship. And if you've seen the clip, she seems like it's still her. She's all there. It's still the same Britney Spears. And then obviously over the amount of years that she was under that conservatorship, she has lost.

Yeah. She's more and more lost in the person that she was. And it's really sad actually actually, watching it back. Yeah. It is sad, isn't it? And you can tell when you watch the clip online, like there is a sadness in her eyes and a hesitation as she talks about it. And now you look at her now,

and it's just heartbreaking how this has all played out, really. You know, like this is very, very sad. It speaks to the silencing of her and also the sinister nature of that conservatorship as well. So if you get the chance to go and see it, that is Britney Spears

on the Jonathan Ross show circa 2016. Never saw the light of day. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint, we are back after this on Zed-In.

Bree and Clint. Zed-In, Bree and Clint. Sabrina Carpenter in the nominations today for the Grammy for Best New Artist. She has to defeat the evil Chapel Roan to win it though. Don't call her the evil Chapel Roan. How dare you? And the wonderful Benson Boone. Shut up.

There's a woman in the United States who's in the news today because she married her boyfriend after she broke up with him and then he suffered a head injury that caused him to forget that she had dumped him. That's the only reason your wife got together with you, eh? She got a bad head injury and then was like, oh, this guy seems all right because you told her. Do not joke.

Do not joke that my wife is only with me because of a head injury. Well, that's the only explanation because she's so wonderful. Yeah, I think it's more of an eye problem. What? Yeah, I think it's an eye problem. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Stigmatism. Well, it's a couple of things.

She can't see properly. Bless her. I would have said it was more she can't hear. No, so close. She doesn't listen to this show Oh So Okay

The Clint that you guys enjoy She's never met She's never met this guy It all makes sense So she can't Her vision's kind of blurry And she's never heard Yeah, yeah

You on this show Yes Okay, it makes sense Yeah, you're right, similar Jenna Brotherson is from Utah, and she's on TikTok today talking about how much she regretted dumping Mitchell, her boyfriend, and the reason she regretted dumping him was because of how well he handled the breakup.

It made her see him in a different light. That always happens if the person handles it really well yeah um here's a clip of her talking about it does she talk about the concussion and this as well okay so side note she dumps him he goes skiing gets a concussion and forgets okay that she has dumped him um take a listen and i like to chat with him i am so sorry i broke up with you i've had time thinking about it and you've just been so awesome like I want to get back together and come to find out concussion was really bad I didn't understand how bad it was like I had to redo that semester of school but he didn't remember

us breaking up so he just thought that we were still dating and that I just was not messaging him that often or something. We got back together. And then seven months after that, we got married. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-bum. Married now. Easy as that. Easy as that.

Just someone needed to get a concussion. Yeah. Lucky for her. Lucky for her. Yeah. So she doesn't have to. She's not the bad guy now. Yeah, but obviously.

He's got no idea. I think they would have talked about it. No, she told him. Yeah. So she doesn't have to. She's not the bad guy now. Yeah, but obviously. He's got no idea. I think they would have talked about it. No, she told him. Yeah. But he will have forgotten the emotional damage. What actually went down. He could just be like, oh, that's a bit mean of you. He could have cried for a week, but he has no idea because he's completely forgotten it.

Yeah, maybe. This really does sound like the plot line to an Adam Sandler film, doesn't it? I mean, I think there is quite a few plot lines in movies that have this similar story. There's the one with Rachel McAdams where they're about to get married and then they're in a car accident and he loses his entire memory and then she has to make him fall in love with her again. There's the Channing Tatum one where there's a car crash and one of them loses their memory

and then they have to fall in love with each other again. Wait, wasn't that the one I just described? Has it got Channing Tatum in it? I don't know. God, talk about memory loss. There's 50 First Dates. Yeah, 50 First Dates where he has to make Drew Barrymore fall in love with him every day. Yeah.

Oh, it's a tried and true format. It's very good. Works. Look, we want to go in a slightly different direction this afternoon. We want to talk to people who broke up, like properly broke up. They said, that's it. Had enough. We're breaking up.

But then you ended up back together. And we mean properly back together. Like you ended up, like this is forever. Like married or owning a house together or having kids together or living together for 10 years plus kind of thing. Like you actually broke up properly. And then you ended up properly back together. Because the question that we want to ask is, why'd you break up?

And was that still a problem when you got back together? What was the thing that caused you guys to break up? Which obviously you were able to get over as a couple. Yeah. Or you were able to grow and change. Yeah. And get over. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.

Did you break up with someone but then ultimately you guys ended up together? Yeah, you've got to be willing to tell us the reason you broke up though. Yes. Okay. Bree and Clint. There's a story today about a girl who broke up with her boyfriend and then he got a concussion and forgot that she had dumped him and she regretted dumping him

so they got married. Imagine if it was just an evil plan that he came up with to win her back. Oh my god, plot twist. One day, maybe on his deathbed he'll say, I was never actually concussed. That's some creepy stuff to pretend that you

don't remember that the person dumped you. I don't recall you breaking up with me. We're still together. Whoa. That could be the case. We want to go in a different direction this afternoon. We want to talk to people who broke up with their partner, properly broke up,

and then you guys ended up back together, properly back together, like long-term back together. What was the reason that you guys broke up that you were able to get over eventually? Vanessa's here. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you, Vanessa.

Tell us the story. Who's this person that you broke up with and why? This person I broke up with was a guy I'd just been seeing after I came home from overseas. I was 21. Okay. And we'd only been together for about three months, and I fell pregnant. And then kind of, you know, things went a bit pear-shaped. Ended up having a baby. And when our son was 18 months old, we got back together.

And we've been now two more children and 26 years married. You're kidding me, Vanessa! So you had two more kids, so you got three all up? Uh-huh. Cheeky bugger missed all the hard stuff in that first 18 months though, eh, Vanessa? That's when the bloody sleepless nights

were on and all the nappies are real mucky and stuff like that. He got 18 months off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he tried though. He got 18 months off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he tried, though. He tried. I was kind of, I'm playing the hormones. I kind of pushed him away. Oh, he was trying to get back together with you in that time,

and you're like, nah, nah, not keen, not keen. Yeah. Not having a bar of it. You did this to me. You put this in me. Okay, you're a real success story. Thank you. Anita is here on 0800.

Hi, Anita. Hi, Anita. Hi. How are you guys success story. Thank you. Anita is here on 0800 DARS at M. Hi, Anita. Hi, Anita. Hi. How are you guys? Good, thank you. So we need to check you're back together with the person, properly back together now, yeah? Yeah, sure am.

And what was the reason you broke up in the first place? Well, we were doing long distance for about three years. Oh, yuck. Yuck, Anita. It was really hard. I know, right? It's hard. It's so hard. It's really hard. I know, right? It's hard. It's so hard.

When you say long distance, because I mean, I've done long distance before and it absolutely sucks. How far? Like where were you and where were they? So he was in Napier and I was in Cambridge. Yeah, that's pretty far. That's pretty far. It's a good three hours, three hours and 15 minutes. And you can't fly, you know? No, not really. No. Yeah, that sucks. It was like a dry Friday after work,

and then I had to be back first thing Sunday morning. Oh, fun stuff. So we saw each other like twice a month. Nah, dumb. Yeah. So is that why you broke up, because of the long distance thing? Yeah, so after three years, I sort of said to him, look, this is getting too difficult,

and our relationship isn't really progressing as much. No, it can't. You know, like, it's just too, yeah, too little time. That's fair. And so why did you get back together? Did one of you move? Well, I had to be that girl that gave the ultimatum, which I didn't want to do, but ultimately he chose his work.

He was there for work at that time. So he picked work, and so I ended it and yeah, luckily after a couple of months he came to us then and realised that what he wanted was actually to be together and he moved. Power move Anita and good on you for sticking to your

guns because a weaker person would have caved and gone, oh alright, I'll move to Napier then. How old were you guys at the time Anita when you gave him this ultimatum? This was two years ago now. We own a house together now. Oh, God, you've really done well, Anita. Good for you guys.

I had a lot of time to make up for. Yeah, good for you. Okay, thanks, Anita. That's inspirational. Tara is here. Hi, Tara. Hi, Tara. Hi, how are you?

Good, thank you. Tell us, Tara, what was the reason you broke up and then how long did it take for you to get back together? We were teenagers and I was too clingy after about a year. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Too clingy is whose words? Their words or yours? His words.

Okay. So he identified... We were 18 and 19. So are you not a self-identified stage five clingy Tara? Not anymore, no. Not anymore. Okay, good. So you break up because you're too clingy,

and then what happens? A mutual friend, I was on Facebook in 2011, and a friend suggestion popped up because I had a mutual friend. So I sent him a friend request and we spent two hours on the phone that night. Oh. 20 years later, six weeks later. Tara, you should have said at the end of the two-hour phone call, you should have said, geez, two hours on the phone.

Now who's clingy? Lost opportunity. How long in between, Tara, that you guys broke up and got back together? 20 years. Wait, wait, there was 20 years in between. Oh, my God. 1991 we broke up, got back together in 2011. That's incredible.

Yeah, we've been married 10 years now. Congratulations, that's a true love story. And the spark was still there, obviously. Very much, yeah. That married 10 years now. Congratulations, that's a true love story. And the spark was still there, obviously. Very much, yeah. That's amazing, Tara. Thanks for calling through. How about this, Tex? My boyfriend broke up with me because I told him the night that we met

that I went home with another man. We got back together a few months later, and now we've been together for eight years. We've got a house, a cat, a dog, and we're trying to have a baby. He clearly got over himself. Well, that's fine. It was just the night they met. Yeah, I know.

So there was no commitment. But it was him. He was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, well. He obviously came to his senses. Someone else said, I can't answer your question about why it happened, but my grandparents got divorced and then they remarried each other again. God, you'd want to know why they got divorced.

I wonder if they know or if they just don't want to tell us. Oh, I see. You know? Yeah. Yeah, do you reckon Grandma did the dirty? Why Grandma? Well, why Grandpa? Jeez.

I mean. What? I mean, just, I don I mean. What? I mean, just, I don't know. What? Track record? I mean, I just know them. I know that grandpa. Oh, you know.

He was a bit of a shifty fella. Oh, you know that grandpa specifically? That's my friend Julia who's texting through. I know the granddad. He came on to me one time. It was, I was like, mate. Mate. I'm friends with your wife. Glenda. Glenda. Bree and Clint. to me one time. It was, I was like, mate. Mate. Friends with,

I'm friends with your wife. Glenda. Glenda. Bree and Clint. We're about to play the new game, How Many, but I can't find

the bloody thing for it. How many? If any. How many, how many, how many, how many, how many?

No, we'll find it. We'll get there. I'll sing it anyway. Go for it, Ella. How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? That's a good it. Oh, boring. I'll sing it anyway. Go for it, Ella. How many? How many? How many?

How many? That's a good amount. Seamless. Perfect. This is the game that our producer Ella invented where the goal is to have more than Brie and I. Yes. Absolutely.

So once I tell Ricky the topic, Ricky gets to choose who to go up against between Brie, Clint or producer Claudia. Claudia's in too? Yes. Great. So there's three of you. Ricky gets to choose who they get to go up against. Hi Ricky. Hi Ricky. Hi guys. Hello. Go

Ricky. Go Ricky. You get a couple of strategic advantages in this game because you get to hear what the thing is first and then use your knowledge of Bree, myself, or Claudia to then pick the person you think would have less. Yes. Okay?

Because you want to win. You want to have the most. You want to win. We want you to win. If it's bra size, don't be picking me, Ricky. Big titties. I've got huge chuzzies. Fat titties is what I would say.

All right, all right, all right. Bring it up. Sorry. Okay, here we go. Ricky, today's topic is how many tabs do you have on your phone? Oh, in your browser? In your browser. You're not checking the browser, are you?

No. No, just the number. I won't look at your history. You just tell me how many you've got stacked there. Okay. Ricky, go into your phone and let me know. Okay. Okay.

I have 116. You have 116 open tabs in your browser, Ricky. That's a lot. What are you looking at?ki. That's a lot. What are you looking at? Okay. That's pretty good. Your job, Rikki, is to pick the person you think has less than, what is it? 116.

116. Open tabs. Yeah. So I share shock value. Clint. You think me? Yeah. You have less.

You were very surprised at how many I had. Wasn't I? But I am. We've established it on the show. I am a very good actor. You're confident. But you want to lock me in? Yep. Okay. That's fine. Let's lock me in. Let's go. Would you like to hear what the others had first?

Yeah. Brie, how many did you have? 500. That's right. You've exceeded the limit, have you? I think it's the max. Oh my goodness. Well, you have? 500. That's right. You've exceeded the limit, have you? I think it's the max. Oh, my goodness. Well, you made a good choice there, Ricky. Dodged a bullet.

Claudia? 500. I'm running a real tight ship over here. I only have nine. Are you? And they're all useful. They're all things that I still have a need for. Well, that would have been a win if you chose Ricky.

If you chose Claudia, Ricky. But you didn't. You chose me. I'll hand my phone to Ella so you know that I'm not lying. It's that little number in the corner there. Ella, can you please reveal how many tabs I have open?

I can't believe it. Nine. Nine? Nine? No way. Same as Claudia. Same as Claudia. I was like, is this a number? Nine? Damn.

Well done, Ricky. You won the game. She did. Thank you very much. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. How good. Awesome. Thank you so much.

Can you close some of those tabs, though? Because like Breeze, it's really stressing me out. The bloody CPU in your phone won't be able to handle all those tabs open. I've got a good phone. It's got to remember all of those. My phone is completely fine. It's going well. That's why I got the more RAM on this phone.

More space. To run more tabs, right, Ricky? So you can RAM some more tabs into it. That's how we roll. Thanks, Ricky. Have a great afternoon. See you, Ricky. Bye.

See you, guys. Tom H great afternoon. See you, Ricky. Bye. See you, guys. Tom Hanks has a new movie coming out. You said you heard it's a bit of a stinker. Didn't you say that? I read an average review for it, yeah. Yeah, you saw an average review. The movie's called Here. Yeah, it's a weird concept.

So it's him and Robin Wright again. She played, correct me if I'm wrong, you're the movie guy on this show. She was Janae on Forrest Gump, wasn't she? I believe so, yeah. Because she hasn't done a heap of other stuff. Yeah, that's her, Robin Wright.

She looks good. She does look good. She did Forrest Dirty in that movie and I haven't forgiven her though. They got together eventually. Yeah, when she was dying and she had no other options. Yeah, let's not talk about it. Yeah. Still makes me upset. Anyway, yeah, they're both in that movie.

It's one shot, the whole movie. It's just one camera angle for the whole film. But you were saying that essentially the movie goes through all the different stages of life, so all the different years and you said it's not CGI. No, they've used technology that Harrison Ford has talked about as well where they have enough footage of people like Harrison Ford and Tom Hanks because they've been acting their whole life.

They have enough footage to feed into the AI so the AI can overlay the camera. Create the young version. Yeah, so Tom Hanks is acting in it, current day Tom Hanks, but he looks 20, 30, 40, whatever age they want him to look. It's quite interesting. And he's been doing obviously the press junket for this film and they've asked him on the red carpet what was the hardest age.

So he's 68 currently, and he gets asked, what was the hardest age in Tom Hanks' opinion? In his real life? In his real life. Okay, interesting. Look, I'm 68 years old. The hardest for us was when we were playing 35. That time where your metabolism stops,

gravity starts tearing you down, your bones start wearing off. You stand differently. I think I'm in better shape now because my kids are grown up. I'm getting decent exercise and I can eat right. You can't do that when you're 35. Life is such a burden. Thank you, Tom Hanks.

Thank you for saying it. Great. Awesome. He's not wrong. I don't think he's wrong either You are bang on 35? Yeah I'm a couple of years past there but everything hurts

Everything hurts The kids thing is true The metabolism thing is true I never had a great metabolism in the first place So I feel like I haven't lost much there Oh well you just wait No I feel like it would have already hit. You don't reckon? I feel like that hit.

You don't reckon it can go from bad to worse? Nah, because I feel like that hit me at 21. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, right. So I've already been dealing with that one. Oh, you'll be sweet then. Yeah. Maybe you'll come out of it faster. Did they ask him what the best age is? Because I always like the optimistic take as well. Well, he does go on to say

that 68, he feels like he's in way better shape at 68 than what he was when he was 35. Yeah. But I thought we could go around the room and with the little life experience that we have, what was your favourite age and what's been the worst age? Yeah, sure. You want to kick us off?

Sure. We talk about this a lot with a sense of nostalgia, with a longing. Yeah, sure. You want to kick us off? Sure. We talk about this a lot. With a sense of nostalgia. With a longing. Yeah. And anytime we encounter someone that is this age, we just go oh, you better enjoy it. Live it up. You better be out there enjoying it. In my opinion, the greatest age is 27.

I reckon you're at your physical peak. You're a little bit older and wiser than like a 21, 22 year old. And the world is your oyster at 27. So 27 best? Best. What's the worst?

I don't like to be that pessimistic, but I think this part of... My life's fine. Yeah, I'll go with Tom Hanks. Mid to late 30s. Okay. It's harder. You've got a lot more responsibilities. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'll go with Tom Hanks. Mid to late 30s. Okay. It's harder. It's harder. You've got a lot more responsibilities.

Yeah, that's true. Claudia? I'll turn you on first. Hello. Hi. Yeah, 26 or 27 for me was peak. Yes. You're right.

Like, I was my fittest. Yes. I had the most friends, the most social life. And you thought it would last forever. Yeah. Yeah. Neck minute. But I feel like worst, maybe like 13. I feel like it's last forever. Yeah. Yeah. Nick minute. But I feel like, worst, maybe

like 13. I feel like it's a hard age to be, you know? It's a very awkward age. Yeah, it's an awkward age. You don't know who you are. Yeah. I'd have to jump on and say I agree with you. Whatever age I was when I got my period. So 13 was a horrible year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fair enough. Horrible year. But then no responsibilities. You've got things growing in all which ways and, oh, God, terrible time. And I would say my favourite is like, yeah, 29. Oh, you like 29? I just like 29. I feel like I had my shit together a bit more. Just before we get Ella's, we've had a text from a 27-year-old who said, God, I hope I am not at my peak at 27.

It's fair enough. I think peak is like 29, 30. Yeah. That's when you are like peak, peak everything. Even 31. Yep. Even 31's great. Like 29, 30, 31. Woo. Three good years. Yep. Ella.

Yep. How old are you? 24. 24. Must say I'm loving 24 right now. You love 24? Yep. I feel like there's been a Yep. How old are you? 24. 24. Must say I'm loving 24 right now. You love 24? Yep. I feel like there's been a switch. Oh, you wait till 27. Been 11 days.

Been 24 for 11 days. Okay. So you're going to go with 24 for best age? No, no, no. I'm going 30. I'm looking forward to 30 because I feel like career. 30, slurdy and thriving. Exactly.

Career. I'll have been in there for 10 years. Like people will respect me I can go oh really anyway okay whatever and then

I didn't like 21 at all why didn't you like 21 because of all the 21st you had to go to no that was fun okay but you're new

wherever you're working you're new you have to you know work for it which is fine what if you left school at 16 you're not new you're almost a Yeah. You have to, you know, work for it, which is fine. What if you left school at 16, you're not new. You're almost a veteran at your job, aren't you? I guess so.

Yeah. But yeah, no, it just felt like a shaky worm. Someone here, I hear you. I hear what you're saying. Thank you. Someone texted her and said, this is making me depressed AF. 31 here.

Am I done with my peak? Damn. This is, let this be a warning to you. Go out and live it up. Okay? Go out now. Don't wait. Go out tonight. I know it's a Monday. Go out tonight. But go out tonight.

Why not? You're 31. This is the time to do it. Especially if you have no responsibilities. Go out. This is the time to live. We don't mean to sound, because they're like, this is depressing. Are you telling me I peaked? They said, I've got a baby. I can't.

Well, you haven't peaked then. I feel like your time's still coming. Don't worry. I feel it in my waters. You're just being nice now. No. I reckon. Get the baby stuff out of the way early.

Send them off to college, and then boom, that'll be your peak. Someone said 52 sucks, don't recommend. It's all about perspective, right? It's all about perspective. 52, bad reviews, two stars. Every day is a, what does Pitbull say? Every day above ground is a good day.

Remember that. Yeah, thanks, Pitbull. We've got some breaking music news. Our producing team have been hard at work. They're a real gotcha team out there. They're looking for possible music infringements constantly. They're looking for artists who could sue other artists for copyright and things like that.

They're just trying to make a few extra bucks on the side, aren't you, producers? Totally. They won't stand for plagiarism. And ladies, you believe you've found a new one. This is a big one, too. This is a big one? This is, yeah, a new song on our playlist. I hope it's that Bruno Mars song so we can take it off the air.

Someone's getting sued. Someone's getting sued? Yeah. Who? Bruno Mars. Oh! Bruno Mars! Not what you think.

Yes! Finally! You know that new song, APT? Ah, pat-a-pat-a, ah, pat-a-pat-a. I always think they're saying, ah, my tit, my tit. Ah, my tit, my tit. Ah, my tit, my tit. Ah, my tit, my tit.

It's like someone just punched you in your left boob or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, we know that song. Yeah, it's actually about a drinking game. That's beside the point. It sounds catchy but also very familiar. Both Claudia and I sit out here multiple times a day. Yes.

And go, oh my gosh, this sounds like this song. This sounds like that song. Right. So we're bringing it to the table. We want to hear your thoughts. Sure, okay. Do you guys each have a suggestion? Yeah.

Okay. Two separate bits in the song. There's one bit that actually Ross Boss and I have talked about because it sounds exactly like this other song. So this is the bit that I mean. Kissy face, kissy face, sent to your phone, but I'm trying to kiss your lips for real. Is it that song that

Kesha was in? No, different song. I reckon that bit of the song sounds exactly like That's Not My Name by the Ting Ting. Yeah, it's the same similar vibe. I'm just going to clap in the background. Yeah. Okay, I can see it. Yeah, it's the same similar vibe. It's got a clap in the background. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I can see it.

Yeah, definitely. God, how good were the ting-tings for two songs? Oh, they nailed it. Okay, so that's example number one. Okay, that's example number one. Example number two is the one I keep hearing in my brain when I hear whatever the song's called. It's called Can We Dance From The Vamps. Okay, so the section you're talking about is this one here.

And you're alleging copyright infringement of this part of this song. Nah, rejected. Play that. Play just the first line of each. Okay, sure. It's the same thing. To be honest, it sounds like every other Bruno Mars song ever made. As also along with what you guys have brought to the table. You guys are in luck because the judge that you have landed for your case is very anti-Bruno Mars. So it bodes well for your case.

I just think his songs all sound the same. I've got nothing against him. I just think his music sounds all very similar. Apart from Uptown Funk, which is one of the greatest songs ever. Do you remember can I throw a suggestion in there? Yeah, absolutely. Please do. The song that featured Kesha

but was by, is it 303? 303, My First Kiss. Oh, My First Kiss went a little like this. And kiss. And kiss. It's the this. And kiss. And kiss. It's the same. Clapping.

Yeah, I can hear it. That's the clapping thing, but then we're going to go after Hey Mickey, you're so fun, you're so fun. Well, that's the original. That's the original, right. A few texts coming in that this APT song is actually stealing from this Avril Lavigne song.

Oh, yeah. I have thought this. Yeah. Someone else said, also sounds like Meghan Trainor, Lips Are Movin'. Oh, it does. Yeah, it does too, doesn't it? Got a little bit of Meghan Trainor.

Yeah, similar vibe. If you're into clapping in a song, this playlist that we're making right now, amazing. What should we call it, the clap? The clap. You get the clap from us. You get the clap from Brian Clint. Someone said, leave Bruno Mars, that little short man, alone.

And someone else said, this new generation hasn't been taught not to shit in the hand that feeds you. Leave the songs alone. Oh, come on. Wait, do you reckon that's Bruno? They've changed that saying. Yeah, I don't know if that was ever the same. That's not the right one.

Also, do you reckon that's Bruno Mars texting through? He is an avid listener. It does have Bruno Mars vibes about it. It would be a tiny little keyboard that he's texting from, though. Bree and Clint, we're back after this. That's your breaking music news. That's why Bruno Mars loved the Blackberry, because it was so tiny. Bree and Clint. That's why Bruno Mars loved the blackberry because it was so tiny. I was very interested in this next survey,

which was conducted by a company called Terry's Fabrics, where they asked a bunch of people to vote for the most uncool or lame home decor. Okay, sure. And the results are in. And I think these are the results from Jen's edits. Okay, sure. And the results are in. And I think these are the results from Gen Zers. Okay, cool. The young people of Viben.

Yeah, generationally specific. So if it was millennials, obviously our favorite would be millennial grays. Gray, yeah. Because that's all the millennials are into is just gray stuff. A certain shade of gray, gray off white. I have so much gray stuff in my house. All my linen and towels are gray. The same shade of grey. Grey off white. I have so much grey stuff in my house. All my linen and towels are grey.

Anyway. Now that you've recognised it, are you trying to break the cycle? No. Oh, you're not? No. Okay. I mean, I have pops of colour. I mean, my car is grey as well.

Can I just say that's such a millennial thing to say. I've got pops of colour. I've got a pop of colour. Yeah, it's fine. I've got a funky cushion. Anyway, it's not about me. It's about what the Gen Zers find uncool and cringe when it comes to home decor. Okay, sure. There's so many. Do you want all of them? There's 20. Give me the highlights. Okay. Let's kick it off with lazy boy

chairs. Uncool. God, I wanted a lazy boy so bad growing up. I must admit, I never see a lazy boy and go, that's such a cool chair. Well, it's because they quite often, they don't match the rest of the lounge suite. Have you seen one where you've, like, they've done it right? I can tell you the last one that I saw and I was like, that's cool. It was Joey and Chandler's lazy boys on I saw and I was like, that's cool. It was Joey and Chandler's Lazy Boys on Friends. And I was like, I want that.

That's what I want. They weren't cool and like aesthetically pleasing though. Like did it look comfortable and like a great chair to sit in? Yes. Have you sat in a Lazy Boy? Yeah, my dad had one our whole childhood. We weren't allowed to sit in it. But Gen Z's cancelled them, so no good.

Cancelled. Next thing that they've cancelled, a welcome doormat. Ah, F off. Cancelled. Really? Uncool. You mean a doormat that says welcome? Yes.

Or any type of doormat that has writing on it. Really? Which I do have one of those. What does yours say? I've got a couple because I've got one at the front door and one at the back door. Mine is a RuPaul drag race themed one. Oh yeah? Yeah. What does it say? Bring back my girls I think. Oh okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Or something. Do you have one? What does the back door access one say? Back door access only? Back door access only. Yeah. Yeah. Or something. Do you have one? What does the backdoor access one say? Backdoor access only? Backdoor access only. Yeah, yeah. No, I've got a very boring normal doormat with no writing on it. Well, you'd be cool then.

Yeah. I'd be fine. I can see how it could be tacky, but yeah, weirdly specific things, Gen Z. What else we got? They've also said white faux leather couches. What is this, a porn set? They were like, not cool. Floral pattern carpets.

Which, I mean, they're pretty. It's very 70s. I have not seen a new floral. But it's so 70s that it surely could now be considered kitsch and could actually be kind of cool if you got it right. I feel like. None of it's had like ciggy smoke from the last 40 years. Nah.

I feel like it'd be hard to get that right. Sure. It's like a strong pattern. Yeah. Fluffy loo seats. You know those ones like your nan or your. My nan had one of those. Yeah, I think my nan had one too.

Yeah. Always on a wooden toilet seat too. Yeah, yeah. My nan had one of those. Yeah, I think my nan had one too. Yeah. Always on a wooden toilet seat too. Yes, exactly. This one's quite funny. A live, laugh, love sign in any form. Yeah. It's cringe and uncool, according to Gen Z. Or word art, surely.

Yep. Decorating the house with plastic flowers or plants. If they're plastic, it's a no-no. I resent this one because I have Lego flowers in my house and I think they're pretty cool. My mum's got some nice Lego flowers in her house. But I think she's got them because I think someone she likes made them. I think if given the choice, she'd have real flowers.

No, well, obviously given the choice, everyone would have real flowers. Yeah. But real flowers are bloody expensive. So it's just a way to have... I don't think Gen Z were talking about Lego flowers. I think you're okay. Okay, cool. This one's quite specific.

A leopard print rug. That's very specific. Or anything furniture-based with leopard print on it. Okay. What about cowhide? What's their opinion on cowhide rugs or these wonderful, beautiful faux cowhide chairs that we have here in the

ZM studio? I hate those chairs. These have to be the ugliest chairs I've ever seen in my life. They're so yuck. Yeah. But the number one thing that Gen Zers said was uncool when it comes to home decor, colourful bathroom suites.

And they specifically mention decorated with colours like salmon, avocado green or brown. Oh, so they're just talking about things that are dated. That's just old 70s, 80s stuff. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, not the live, laugh, love signs. You know, I mean the bathroom thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't the live, laugh, love signs. You know, I mean the bathroom thing.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I reckon you give it a few years, it'd be pretty cool to have a lime green bath. You know? I don't think I'll ever want a lime green bath. You often see them out on the curb on like an organic collection day and there's a whole, you're right, there's a whole bathroom

set there. There's a basin, there's a vanity, there's a wall mirror, there's a toilet seat and there's a shower enclosure and they're all in. It's all disgusting. Yeah, yeah. Producer Claude, can you write down this phoner idea for tomorrow? What colour was your childhood bath? Oh. Because my nan

Slash shower? Slash shower. Yeah. My nan had a baby blue bath and I specifically remember we had a baby pink one that had big chunks taken out of it, which were big like brown, black pieces. Yeah, we had a pink shower. Yeah. Hideous.

Absolutely hideous. It felt like it was closing in on you. Yeah, it was just yuck. I wanted to put it out there this afternoon. Call us on 0800DIALS at M. Yuck. I wanted to put it out there this afternoon. Call us on 0800DIALS at M. I want to know about the times you were dating someone and what specifically when you first went over to their house, maybe it was in their room or maybe it was in their flat,

there was something where you were like, ugh. Furniture or decor-wise. Yes, furniture or decor that gave you a bit of the ick. For example, race car bed. You went home with a guy, he had a race car bed. Maybe he had, what are you, is it a loft bed? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With a desk underneath?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a bunk bed. But it wasn't an actual one of those, but he'd made it out of pallets. Like stepbrothers. Yeah, he'd made it out of pallets. Yeah stepbrothers. Yeah, he'd made it out of pallets. Or no bed, just a mattress on the floor. Not good. What was the thing? You got there and you're like, oh no.

Bree and Clint. I was very interested in this next survey, which was conducted by a company called Terry's Fabrics where they asked a bunch of people to vote for the most uncool or lame home decor. Okay, sure.

And the results are in. And I think these are the results from Gen Z-its. Okay, cool. The young people of Viben. Yeah, generationally specific. So if it was millennials, obviously our favourite would be millennial greys. Grey, yeah.

Because that's all the millennials are into is just grey stuff. A certain shade of grey, grey off white. I have so much grey stuff in my house. All my linen and towels are grey. Anyway. Now that you've recognised it, are you trying to break the cycle? No. Oh, you're not?

No. Okay. I mean, I have pops of colour. I mean, my car is grey as well. Can I just say that's such a millennial thing to say? I've got pops of colour. I'll put a pop of colour in. Yeah, it's fine.

I've got a funky cushion. Anyway, it's not about me. It's about what the Gen Zers find uncool and cringe when it comes to home decor. Okay, sure. There's so many. Do you want all of them? There's 20. Give me home decor. Okay, sure. There's so many. Do you want all of them? There's 20.

Give me the highlights. Okay. Let's kick it off with lazy boy chairs. Uncool. God, I wanted a lazy boy so bad growing up. I must admit, I never see a lazy boy and go, that's such a cool chair. Well, it's because they quite often,

they don't match the rest of the lounge suite. Have you seen one where you've, like, they've done it right? I can tell you the last one that I saw and I was like, that's cool. It was Joey and Chandler's Lazy Boys on Friends. And I was like, I want that.

That's what I want. They weren't cool and like, aesthetically pleasing though. Like, did it look comfortable and like, a great chair to sit in? Yes. Have you sat in a Lazy Boy? Yeah, my dad had one our whole childhood. Yeah. And we weren't allowed to sit in it.

But Gen Z's cancelled them, so no good. Cancelled. Next thing that they've cancelled, a welcome doormat. Ah, F off. Cancelled. Really? Uncool. You mean a doormat that says welcome?

Yes. Or any type of, like, doormat that has writing on it. Really? Which I do have one of those. What does yours say? I've got a couple because I've got one at the front door and one at the back door. Mine is a RuPaul drag race themed one.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. What does it say? Bring back my girls, I think. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Or something.

Do you have one? What does the back door access one say? Back door access only? Back door access only. Yeah, yeah. No, I've got a very boring normal doormat with no writing on it. Well, you'd be cool then.

Yeah. I'd be fine. I can see how it could be tacky, but yeah, weirdly specific. Thanks, Gen Z. What else we got? They've also said white faux leather couches. What is this, a porn set? They were like, not cool. Floral pattern carpets.

Which, I mean, they're pretty. It's very 70s. I have not seen a new floral. But it's so 70s that it surely could now be considered kitsch and could actually be kind of cool if you got it right. I feel like. None of it's had like ciggy smoke from the last 40 years. Nah.

I feel like it'd be hard to get that right. Sure. If it's like a strong pattern. Yeah. Fluffy loo seats. You know those ones like your nan or your... My nan had one of those. Yeah, I think my nan had one too.

Always on a wooden toilet seat too. Yes, exactly. This one's quite funny. A live, laugh, love sign in any form. Yeah. It's cringe and uncool, according to Gen Z. Or word art, surely. Yep.

Yeah. Decorating the house with plastic flowers or plants. If they're plastic, it's a no-no. I resent this one because I have Lego flowers in my house and I think they're pretty cool. My mum's got some nice Lego flowers in her house. But I think she's got them because I think someone she likes made them. I think if given the choice, she'd have real flowers.

No, well, obviously given the choice, everyone would have real flowers. Yeah. But real flowers are bloody expensive. I don't think Gen Z were talking about Lego flowers. I think you're okay. Okay, cool. This one's quite specific. A leopard print rug.

That's very specific. Or anything furniture-based with leopard print on it. Okay. What about cowhide? What's their opinion on cowhide rugs or these wonderful, beautiful faux cowhide chairs that we have here in the ZM studio? I hate those chairs. These have to be the ugliest chairs I've ever seen in my life.

They're so yuck. But the number one thing that Gen Zers said was uncool when it comes to home decor, colourful bathroom suites. And they specifically mention decorated

with colours like salmon, avocado green or brown. So they're just talking about things that are dated. That's just old 70s, 80s stuff. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, not the live, laugh, love signs.

You know, I mean the bathroom thing. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I reckon you give it a few years. It'd be pretty cool to have a lime green bath, you know? I don't think I'll ever want a lime green bath. You often see them out on the curb

on like an organic collection day and you're right, there's a whole bathroom set there. There's a basin, there's a vanity, there's a wall mirror, there's a toilet seat and there's a shower enclosure and they're all in. It's all disgusting. Producer Claude, can you write down this phone or idea for tomorrow? What

colour was your childhood bath? Oh. Because my nan. Slash shower? Slash shower. Yeah. My nan had a baby blue bath and I specifically remember we had a baby pink one. Yeah.

That had big chunks taken out of it. Yeah. Which were big like brown, black pieces. Yeah. We had a pink shower. Yeah. Yeah. Hideous.

Absolutely hideous. Very. Felt like had a pink shower. Yeah. Yeah. Hideous. Absolutely hideous. Very, felt like it was closing in on you. Yeah, it was just yuck. I wanted to put it out there this afternoon. Call us on 0800DIALS at M. I want to know about the times you were dating someone and what specifically when you first went over to their house, maybe it was in their room or maybe it was in their flat,

there was something where you were like, oh. Furniture or decor wise. Yes, furniture or decor that gave you a bit of the ick. For example, race car bid. You went home with a guy, he had a race car bid. Maybe he had, what are you, is it a loft bed? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With a loft bed? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With a desk underneath?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a bunk bed. But it wasn't an actual one of those, but he'd made it out of pallets. Like stepbrothers. Yeah, he'd made it out of pallets. Yeah, or no bid, just a mattress on the floor. Oh, God. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do your birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do your birthday bangers for a Monday. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll do three and then play our favourite one. George is up first. Kia ora, George. G'day, George.

How we going? Good, mate. How are you? How was your weekend? Oh, yeah, not too bad, not too bad. Looking forward to the races tomorrow. Oh, cut day in Christchurch. How good.

We keep trying to get invited back to that, George, but apparently we... We overstayed our welcome last time, I think. We weren't well behaved last time, so they haven't invited us back. You know how it goes. You get a day off in Christchurch for Cup Day, don't you? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, lucky buggers.

Okay, well, that sounds awesome. What is your date of birth, George? 27th of 10th, 2004. Oh, so you just had your birthday, but you were 16, though, in 2020, and on that day, this was at the top. Are you always in the mood? Look around like you're brand new.

Hey, it's not too bad. Not too bad. Bit of a one-hit wonder from 24K Golden, but it's a fun song. It's a tune. Yeah, indeed. Yeah. I feel like it suits you, George. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Could be better, could be worse. George, if we get, after we've banged on about this so much, if we get last-minute flights to Christchurch for Cup and Show tomorrow, can we sleep on your couch? Any day, any day. The boys won't mind. I'll sleep in the tray of your ute, all right, George? Yeah, yeah, sounds good, sounds good.

You can stay there too if you want. All right. See you then. Bye then, George. Gemma's going to go next. Kia ora, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi.

Tell us, Gem, what is your date of birth? The 21st of September, 1994. All right, that means you were 16 in 2010. And back in 2010, this went to the top. We gon' rock this club. We gon' go all night. We gon' light it up like it's dynamite. Bingo.

Tayo Cruz, Dynamite. You like that one, Gemma? Oh, yeah, it's all right, I suppose Dynamite You like that one Gemma? Oh yeah It's alright I suppose Tell the truth Gemma Could have been better To be honest Could have been better

I quite like that one From Tio Cruz Okay Gem wait there You could be the winner Stephanie's gonna go last Kia ora Steph Hi Steph Hi

What did you do For your weekend Steph? Nothing very exciting To to be honest. What was it? What was the most exciting thing? What was, yeah. Honestly, nothing. What was the least exciting part of your weekend then?

Scrubbing the floors. I cleaned out the hair from our shower drain. That was pretty unexciting. Yeah, same. Yeah, I feel you, Steph. Hey, mate, what is your date of birth? 16th of September, 86. Right, that means you were 16 in 2002.

And on that day, this was at the top. Avril Lavigne, Complicated. You got to like that one, Steph. Yes. All of them have been good songs, but I like this one. That's a good one, yeah. Okay, wait there. Classic from Avril.

Oh, I feel sick thinking about your shower drain. You should have seen. I reckon it was like half a metre long. Like I clean out our shower drain, which is like an act of service. I don't have much here. Yeah. I can't even imagine what our shower drain, which is like an act of service. I don't have much here. Yeah. I can't even imagine what the shower drain in a one-bathroom,

two-woman household is like. We wash our dogs in there too. Yeah. And then it's like I pull it up and then it's just like covered in this slimy kind of. Oh, I know it. I know it, yeah. It always has a particular smell about it, doesn't it? Oh, yuck.

Frigging nasty. Avril Lavigne? Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne. Steph, you won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Nice. Thanks.

When was the last time you cleaned out the hair from your shower drain, Steph? It's a bit longer than it should be. Yeah. We always avoid it. Everyone does Yeah, we always avoid it. Everyone does. But don't avoid it for too long. It's like a Wookiee down there. Brie and Clint, here's a birthday banger for Steph from 2002 on ZM.

Life's like this. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Brie and Clint. No, no, no. Avril Lavigne on ZM. Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Age game.

How old's Avril Lavigne? I think Avril Lavigne is 39. I reckon 35, 36. Oh, sorry, can I clarify? Mm-hmm. Real Avril Lavigne or the... Oh, yeah. Yes, the real one.

The real one. Well, Avril Lavigne would be 39. You reckon? 36, I'm looking in. She's 40. What? How old... Here's an interesting one.

How old's Hayley Williams from Paramore? Ooh. 35. 37. She's 35. Yeah, she is. Is that it? Ooh 35 37 She's 35 Yeah she is Is that it Oh god

She's done so much I'd love to go to a Paramore show I went last year Yeah It was awesome They're in Paramore to me They're in their

They don't give They don't care era Like they're just having fun Definitely in my top two shows I went to last year It was amazing Claudia you were there too Karen Mortimer and their They Don't Give, They Don't Care era. They're just having fun. Definitely in my top two shows I went to last year. It was amazing. Claudia, you were there too. Yeah, it was amazing. It was really good.

I've never seen Spark Arena so packed. Where was I? And they played the Twilight one. Yeah. That's what I was waiting for. It was epic. Hayley Williams is the ideal front person of a band. She's awesome, mate.

She's charismatic. She can sing the heck out of everything. She can dance. She's just got the vibes right. She's funny. She's charismatic. Yeah. Okay.

Anyway, Hayley Williams, if you're listening, we love you. We love you. We've got a big crush on you. We love you so much. That's the end of the show. So thanks for joining us. Oh, no, I'm not. I was about to say I'm going home to enjoy Yellowstone,

the return of Yellowstone, but it's my bloody wife's birthday, so I'm not allowed the TV tonight. Oh, no, I feel so bad. Every year, she's always having birthdays. Why, what's she watching at the moment? No, it would just be mean. I don't mean it the way I said it. It would just be mean to make her watch my TV show on her birthday.

Why? What does she want to watch? Ah, some crap. No, I'm kidding. I'm joking. You should know. No, it's a joke. We watch TV shows together.

What is she going to pick? Ideally, we would watch that show Shrinking with bloody... No, we're talking about the TV show you're going to watch, not what you're going to do later. Who's in Shrinking? Who's the guy from Sarah Marshall? Seagal. Yeah.

Is that his name? Jason Seagal? Jason and Harrison Ford. Jason Seagal. Seagal. Seagal. No, that's Steven Seagal. Seagal.

Seagal. Seagal. Seagal. Steven Seagal. Jason Seagal. Seagal. No, that's Steven Seagal. Seagal. Seagal. Seagal. Seagal. Steven Seagal, Jason Seagal, surely. Don't know. And Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford. I believe it's Harrison.

Harrison Ford. Ford. But that's not up till Wednesday. Anyway, cool chat, bro. Enjoy Yellowstone if you are going to watch it. Have a great night. What are you going to do tonight, Bree? I'm going to eat like 17 Krispy Kremes,

and I'm going to do all of that in my underwear. So just a standard Monday night for you? Just pretty average. Wonderful. Podcasts are out now. Go get them, and we'll see you back tomorrow on the Bree and Clint show. Bye-bye. Bye.

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