ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 11th October 2021

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Okay, so over some hard truths. Welcome to the podcast and shit. Ben, take your hat off. You need to tell Ben and I who is doing it tougher in lockdown. Okay. How many weeks into no haircut life are we at? Anastasia gave herself a pretty horrific haircut. Okay, Anastasia's involved too. I look great.

You've grown into it. Yeah, I look hot. I'm going to say Clint, you're worse off. Yeah, I'm already going to say Clint, sorry. Yours is that little bit longer. It's a bit mullety at the back, eh? Yeah. I think Ben's looks good.

You look like Jimmy Neutron. Yeah, Ben's looks quite good from here. Ben, you should go back to Buzzcut, Ben. Have you done any maintenance? Can't hear. There you go. Oh, you've got to put the headphones back on. He's got to take the headphones off to show the hair

and then put them back on. Have you done any self-grooming on your hair? No, not on my head. Okay, now Anastasia and I will show our pubic hair and you guys have to decide. You don't have any. You already told the nation today that you are sans pubis. Yeah, I am all completely smooth from the eyebrows down.

Yeah. Lovely for you. Yeah. It is lovely. You know why it's lovely. And each to their own. I'm not saying. You never get the little spirally bits caught in your zip.

Well, yes. I don't think that ever happened to me How long are your pubes? No not bad at the moment I feel like you know why it's good If you exercise You don't get smelly crotch Well that

But you know like when you exercise And if you've got pubic hair it rubs And it's just not good for exercise. I don't think I've had a pube rub during my exercise. Yeah, but if you shave and then the underwear rubs, it's not good. But I mean, I haven't had, I ditched the pubes long ago. And I haven't exercised in ages. That too. Back to the head pubes. You know And I haven't exercised in ages. That too.

Back to the head pubes. You know how we went into lockdown on a Tuesday night? Yes. I had a haircut booked for that Tuesday morning. Oh, no. And I rang them. Because remember how fast our lockdown happened? We had a case.

It came through at 2 o'clock. Two days later. And that was it. The Prime Minister did a press conference at 7 o'clock, and that was it. It was done. I called them. Did you skip?

I skipped. I called them half an hour skip? I skipped. I called them half an hour before the appointment and said, I'm not going to come. I'll just book another one for next week. How much do you regret that? Oh man. I had one maybe a week and a half before we went in.

Silly Billy. It's not the hardest bit of lockdown, but you know it doesn't help when you look in the mirror and you've just... You guys should just get buzz cuts. It's too late hardest bit of lockdown, but, you know, it doesn't help when you look in the mirror and you've just... You guys should just get buzz cuts. It's too late now, I think. You want me to buzz cut you? I think it's too late for a buzz cut.

Have you been wanting to try a buzz cut? I have been wanting to try a buzz cut. Yes, they're so hot. No, but you know that thing that I've got that I told you about, that new thing? I was sitting here like... No, fuck you. Oh, Jesus. That was hard.

I went for the funny route You went for the harsh route No wait that's what he was joking about Before in the meeting I don't even know what he was talking about The thing What's it The thing

The new thing That I can't talk about yet Oh yeah Oh What The new thing Oh Penis piercing

No What has that got to do with my appearance I mean it has something to do With my appearance If What has that got to do with my appearance? If your pants are off I have a new thing coming up I don't think it's the time for me to start Going into experimental looks Why not?

I would like to apologise for joking about a receding hairline Well I'd like to apologise for overreacting Because now it seems like I do have a receding hairline You don't No I don't! I don't have a receding hairline! When you joke about it, I think I can joke about it. In fairness, I will give you this advice, Anastasia.

Never ever joke about a receding hairline to a male. It's the same as joking to a woman about her weight. I don't have one. But you never know how well men are doing combing. I don't have one. But you never know how well men are doing combing.

I would never, ever, I would never joke about that to a man. You know when you should never joke about it with a man? When you can actually see it. Because that's when he's most sensitive about it. But even if you can't see it, that doesn't mean they're not like hiding it. You know, what if their dad went bald really early and they've been really

paranoid about it. You just don't joke about it? You see how conscious Ben and I are, a team wear a hat every day gang, about our bad hair with no haircut. When a man loses his hair, it's like he loses his like. And he becomes three points hotter. Well, eventually, if he leans into it. If he can lean into it, yeah. But if he desperately clings to...

Jason Statham I love a bald man He's like fully bald though Yeah it's hot There's so many hot bald men Two words Alf Stewart

Alf Stewart is a hot old guy One word I reckon Pitbull I would Pitbull's hot Nah He is

There's a line. And he's successful. He's managed to milk the tiny bit of talent that he has for all that he's worth. And he's done amazing. He's hot. The Rock's hot too. Idris Elba. Not bald.

He has been bald. Yes, he has. For movies. But he's not bald. He's bald a lot of the time. But he's been here, right? No, I think he's got a closely cropped head of hair. Are you sure?

Pretty sure. I'm not super sure, but... He's got like a tight buzz, I think. That's what they call it, a zytenical term. Yeah. The tight buzz cut. Tight buzz. Tight fade.

Side part tight fade. Tight fade. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He part tight fade. Tight fade. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got hair. But not lots. Yeah. But he doesn't count.

Stop bringing guys. Yeah. To be honest, I just wanted to bring Idris Elba up because he's so hot. What about? He's pretty much bald there. Oh, wait. Yeah, that's for a roll. Is John Travolta bald? Yeah. Who? for a roll. Is John Travolta bald?

Yeah. Who? John Travolta. John Travolta looks way better bald. When he cut his hair off. So much better. Way better. He's actually hot.

There's a guy who can hang on for ages. He's actually hot now. Oh, Jason Statham isn't bald. He's buzz cut. Jason Statham's bald. Jason Statham's bald. He's bald. Well, the pic I'm looking at, he's not bald.

That's a photo. Jason Statham's bald. Jason Statham's bald. He's bald. Well, the pic I'm looking at, he's not bald. That photo. John Travolta. I want to see John Travolta. That photo. Because remember when he was on Pitbull or something? Do you know a buzzy John Travolta fact? Do you know a buzzy John Travolta fact? Oh, John Travolta with the bald hair is hot.

He's a fully qualified commercial pilot. He can fly big planes. Holy. And he has a runway at his house with a taxi that he can drive his plane up to his house and he's got an air bridge off the plane into his house. Let me just show you this. Where are you going now, mate? There's John Travolta, right? Yeah.

That's obviously younger. This is him older with a bald head. Yeah, he's leaned into it. He looks 10 years younger Once he's shaved His little Fuck it Okay shave my head Shave my head

Shave Shave my head I don't want to be the one to do it No I'll do it Like I said Now Ben you could though I quite liked you with the buzz cut Yeah I like your hair buzzed

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Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. Happy Monday everyone, how was the picnics over the weekend?

Everyone have some snacks? I didn't do a picnic, did you do a picnic? I did do a picnic actually. Did you? Yeah, it didn't do a picnic. Did you do a picnic? I did do a picnic, actually. Did you? Yeah, it wasn't really a picnic. It was me and one other mate and my partner, and we sat on our deck and had drinks. Oh, yeah, it's about as close as you would get to a picnic.

How liberating does it feel? You're like, human beings. It's so weird. You know what is the weirdest thing is someone coming to your house and then they have to come in the side gate and then they're not allowed to come inside and you can't touch them. It's just real awkward. The weirdest bit is when they have to pee and poo in your garden.

Oh, yeah, that got really weird because our dog was also doing the same thing and they were like, oh, what? So it's fine for your dog. The dog's like, occupied. You're right about the greeting bit. We had our neighbours over for a drink. Strange. And when they arrived, there's no handshake.

There's no hug. We normally greet each other. And I was like, hey, hey. And they're like, hey. Because you haven't seen them for so long too. Yeah, I know. You haven't seen anyone. So your human instinct is to go up and hug them.

Your neighbours are the best people to have over, by the way, because they can just go home and use their own toilet. Oh, that's good. This is very Auckland-centric, by the way. This is our life at the moment. We can see our friends, but we can't share a toilet. That's how Auckland's... To people in Christchurch, that might sound weird,

but that's how we're going to beat COVID, guys. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? This roadmap, that's what they call today, the roadmap, takes me back to when I was 12 and me and my mum would venture from our country town into the city of Brisbane and we'd have to get out the Refidex.

Oh, yeah. Do you remember what a Refidex was like? Yeah, the Met Book. And my mum and I, as a 12-year-old, I was like, holy hell, how are we going to get anywhere because you'd have to go to one page and then you'd have to look up the reference to where the map continued onto the next page. I feel like that is the roadmap we're following. Well, we get a new reference number for the Refidex 2 COVID freedom

this afternoon at 4 o'clock. The Prime Minister will be speaking. We're not going to take it live to air because they're getting quite long and what's the word I'm looking for? Boring. Frustrating, boring. So what we're going to do. We just want the good bit.

We're going to cherry pick out the good bit and producer Ben's going to chop it up into the most important bit that you need to know and we're going to play that out which should come to you about quarter past four this afternoon. We'll find out exactly what's going on but really what's going to change. I feel like, you know, that I'd be like loving that if that was a thing in our everyday life

where someone just like... Well, if we had been around just to snip out the good bits for us. Just the bullet points of everything. Everybody needs that. Be great.

So stay tuned for that. We'll bring you that and to the South Islanders, how are you guys going? A lot of pressure down there to, you know, split the islands. You guys want to splinter off yet?

I don't blame you if you did. How's everyone feeling? Not funny. Next on the show, Tradiverse Lady. There's $50 cash up for grabs. Thanks to KFC if you want to give it a go. Yeah, call now 0800 DIAL ZM and try your luck. See if you can beat out your opponent.

We'll play Tradiverse Lady after new music from Coldplay and BTS. This is called My Universe on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.play and BTS. This is called My Universe on ZM. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Tradies versus ladies. The battle of 2021. The tradies

sitting on 85 wins for the year. The ladies right behind on 82 wins. Let's meet our contestants this afternoon. Our lady is 36 years old. She's from Otago, Highlanders, and she owns her own small business. Welcome to the show, Penny. G'day, Penny.

Hi, I'm not from Otago. Are you not from Otago? Where are you from? Matota. Oh, Matota. Very different. That sounds nothing like Otago. Apologies, Penny.

What's the Super Rugby team for Matota? A Super Rugby team for Matota? We don't have a Super Rugby team. Who do you guys support? Which Super Rugby team? Who cares? The Highlanders. Oh, it is the Highlanders. Okay, well I was close there. Give your small business a shout out while you're here.

Itty Pretty Vibes Crystal Infused Creations. Oh, I love it. That's awesome. Beautiful. Okay, let's meet. Oh, I love it. That's awesome. Beautiful. Okay, let's meet our tradie for the day. He's 26. He's from the Hawke's Bay, or I hope he's from the Hawke's Bay. And two weeks ago, he shot himself with a nail gun.

Welcome to the show, Mike. Mike, dare I ask, where did you shoot yourself? In the thumb. Oh, Mike. How did that turn out? Yeah, it was a goodie. Yeah, we sat on site and thought, you know, what do we do with this? And after a bit of yanking on it, we decided to go to ANA.

With the nail and the bit of wood still attached to your finger? Nah, just the nail and the thumb. Something else sitting in my car at the moment. Did you ever think, I may as well put a few more in and then I could be like a weird wolverine? That did not cross my mind. Maybe next time. Funny that. Okay, Mike, your buzzer is trading. Penny, yours

is lady. First to get three answers correct will win $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. It's been a weekend and Clint's forgot the rules already. Yeah. Alright guys, here we go.. Good luck. It's been a weekend and Clint's forgot the rules already. Yeah. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. Who won the Farrah Palmer Cup,

the New Zealand women's provincial rugby competition, over the weekend? Ladies. Yes, Penny. I'm hoping this is right. Was it Waikato? It was. Nice one.

They took on Canterbury, but they took them down. Shout out to those girls. It was awesome. Question number two, one to the ladies. Name two ingredients that you would use to make hummus. Freddy. Yes, Mike. Chickpeas and garlic.

That is correct. Both in hummus. We would have also accepted tahini, lemon juice, olive oil, salt and paprika. Question number three, one apiece and paprika. Question number three. One apiece so far. Question number three. Here we go. I already said that. Who is the host of Lego Masters Australia?

Is it A, Bindi Irwin, B, Hamish Blake, C, Andy Lee or D, Hilary Barry? Ladies. Yes, Penny. B. B, Hamish Blake is correct. The finale, I believe, is on tonight. Oh, yep. All right, here we go.

Question number four, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Which show has a new season starting this week on Neon? Is it Love Island Australia, MasterChef Australia or Bondi Rescue? Ladies. Yes, Penny, for the win. A. A, Love Island Australia. She's done it for the win. A. A, Love Island, Australia. She's done it.

She's a lady. Yeah, boy. She's a lady. Penny, I'm very happy for you. I was kind of hoping Mike would win so we could go, nailed it. That would have been funny. Nice work, guys. Penny, 50 bucks coming your way, mate.

Thank you. Good stuff. Bree and Clint. I had one of those moments over the weekend where I was like, ooh, this has made me feel extra old. Yeah. And it's an article I saw. Grey hair.

No. Down there. That happened. Oh, no. I don't have any hair down there. Nothing. Well, that won't make you feel old, then. Like a slippery dip.

Anyway, moving on. No, it was the. Unless it's all fallen out, in which case that could make you feel. It didn't fall out. I had it lasered. Does that happen as you get older? I don't know. You know, you go bald up there.

Do you go bald down there? You definitely lose like eyebrow hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas men seem to grow more. Yeah. down there? You definitely lose like eyebrow hair. Whereas men seem to grow more. Yeah, the top bits fall out and the rest just goes... You grow it out of your ears. Out your nose. You already grow it out of your ears, do you? No. No, not yet. There's a bit coming out my nose, none coming out my ears.

It was never a great thing when I'd walk in and my mum's a hairdresser and she'd cut my dad's hair in the kitchen and I'd turn around and here she is just trimming his ear hair and it was just creepy. We used to get our home haircuts by this friend of the family and she'd do them in the kitchen as well. When you think about it, how gross is a haircut in the kitchen?

Always in the kitchen. And always clippers as well. Our hair would be all through their kitchen. Yeah. I was like, mum, can you cut Dad's hair outside? Can you go out and go? Especially if you're going to do other areas, at least go to the bathroom, for God's sake.

Anyway, no, it wasn't. She gets that electric carving knife out to do his pubes. We got this as a wedding present back in 1981. No, it wasn't that. It wasn't watching my mum cut my dad's ear hair in the kitchen. It was the fact that I saw they're rebooting that 70s show. I've got such great memories of this show. Such a good show.

It's the show that launched Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis' career. Yes. That lady from Orange is the New Black. Laura Preppen. Yes. She was on that show. Yeah. That lady from Orange is the New Black. Laura Preppen. Yes. She was on that show. Yeah. There was such a massive show.

I used to look forward to watching this all the time. It was great. Did you know when they started making the show, Mila Kunis was 14 years old? Wild day. Yeah. I think I did know that. It ran for eight seasons, so from 1998 until 2006, and where it finished up, had a really good run. seasons, so from 1998 until 2006 and

where it finished up, had a really good run and they're talking about bringing it back as a sequel but calling it That 90s Show. Genius. So genius. They attempted in the early 2000s, they attempted to do a show called That 80s Show

but it had nothing to do with this cast so it wasn't a spinoff. It was just a whole other one and new people and no one really cared. So that's a great question. Who's coming back from the original show, if anyone? So apparently, Kirtwood Smith and Debra Jo Rump, which was Eric's parents. Yeah, love them. Obviously, massive characters in the show.

Red and mum. And the mum. Anyway, they're due to return in the show. Red and Mum. And the Mum. Anyway, they're due to return for the series. Kitty. Kitty. That was her name. Yeah. So they'll be in this series, apparently.

The creators of the show are coming back to do this one. Brilliant. So it's going to have the same vibe. Also, the writers. So they're all coming back. No reports of any of the other main characters coming back for the whole thing. Yeah. But reports are saying that Eric, the guy who played Eric,

Topher Grace, is coming back to do like a guest appearance. Yeah. Laura Preppen and Ashton Kutcher. Well, they're the parents, aren't they? It centres around their kids. Yeah, but I don't think they're in the whole thing. Right, okay. Yeah. I think they're going to do guest appearances. So they will be in the show. but I don't think they're in the whole thing. Right, okay. Yeah.

I think they're going to do guest appearances. So they will be in the show. I just don't know how much. Anyone who grew up in the 90s, this is how people who grew up in the 70s would have felt when we were watching that 70s show going, man, the 70s must have been so weird. This is what I'm saying.

Now kids are going to watch this and go, man, the 90s must have been so weird. Because you and I grew up in the 90s. So now we know we're in that stage. They're making TV shows about it. Yes. Yeah, yeah. We were like, oh, my God.

Yeah, you're right. That does make you feel a bit old. You're like, I was there. I was actually there. That's not historically accurate. That's not what we used to do in the 90s. That's not the original Sony Walkman. That's not the one everyone had.

I thought we could do something interesting this afternoon where I wanted people to call up and tell me a moment or something that was said or something that happened to them where they instantly felt older. I've got one straight away. Oh, yeah, I'm keen. And I need to bring producer Anastasia on for this. What is it?

Because it's her fault. Okay. You were there the other day when she referred to Courtney Love, singer of Hole, Kurt Cobain's wife, as that old woman that doesn't like Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah, I still,

I've never even heard this song. Don't you talk about Courtney Love like that. Is Love her real last name or is it a stage name? Who cares? What do you think, Anastasia? Is she like the same age as Madonna? No, she's from the 90s.

So close. She's close. She probably is close. Look, when she didn't even get a name, she got referred to as that old woman. You know what's so interesting is another moment from the producers. Anastasia wasn't here, but producer Ellie was here, and you and I were talking about Moby.

Yes. And the producers go, who is that? Holy crap. Courtney Love's 57 years old. Oh, yeah, she's doing pretty well. Yeah, I'll eat my words a little bit, but not too much. I mean, Madonna's in her 60s. Yeah.

Yeah, Ben, Ben, Ben, do you know you? Was it you who didn't know Moby? Both of them didn't know who Moby was. I think I was just more of like, I need a face to the name. Yeah, right. That, Ben, do you know, was it you didn't know Moby? Both of them didn't know who Moby was. I think I was just more of like, I need a face to the name. Yeah, right. That was what it was. He was expecting a picture of a whale.

Let's get them in. 0800 dials at M or text them into 9696. It doesn't matter what generation you're from. No. Just what was it that made you feel old? What was the moment? Bree and Clint. Big news out today is that they are redoing that 70s show but calling it that 90s show.

And I had a realisation, and you're the same, Clint, that they're now making this show about a time where we grew up in. Yeah. We're old. It's a show about when we were kids. Yeah. Because we've entered that age in. Yeah. We're old. It's a show about when we were kids. Yeah. Because we've entered that age group. But it happens to everybody.

Eventually it happens to everybody. You might be listening to this as a 21-year-old going, that will never happen to me. It will. Well, guess what? It'll get you. Someone very soon will think that Olivia Rodrigo is old-timey music. Yeah.

You know? And not cool anymore. I thought of one that happened to me. I think this has been in the past year. And I can't even remember who it was with. It was with someone super young. And I had an argument with them over how the soft serve cone at McDonald's used to cost 30 cents.

And I remember having this. You walked into that one. No. You walked into that one. Because I still call it a 30 cent cone. Yeah, I know. And they were like, why do you call it that? If you ever put before a sentence, back in my day,

then you deserve everything you get. I was like, these used to cost 30 cents. And they're like, no, they didn't. Don't be stupid. That's ridiculous. There's some great texts on this. Let's start with some phone calls from Amber. Hi, Amber.

Hi, Amber. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks, Amber. What was the moment that made you feel old? The moment that made me feel old, I've got to say when Vine completely disappeared into thin air. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, the app Vine.

Are you on TikTok? Has that filled the gap for you? I have TikTok, but I feel like it's just not the same. I think it's always just the best. Amber, that sentence right there just really did you in. It's not coming back, Amber. Vine is not coming back. So I reckon you've got to just go with the flow at the moment, eh?

Yeah, yeah. I can't believe that that whole app just literally collapsed. Can you believe that? Some of the texts are so brilliant on this. Someone said, you guys said the other day that Bindi Irwin was having a baby. That made me feel very old. That's a great one. Someone else said, when one of my students told me that their favourite

olden day movie is 10 Things I Hate About You. Olden day movie? Wow. That's such a good one. Someone said that their kid keeps asking them if the music they listen to is from the 1900s. Which technically it probably is. Bordy is here. Hi, Bordy.

Hello. How are you going? What was the moment that made you feel old, Bordy? The moment I started feeling old was when I started to enjoy watching the news. Oh, yeah. The 6 o'clock news? Yeah, when I made an effort to watch the news. Oh, Bordy.

Yeah. You remember when it was like... You've crossed over, man. You've crossed right over. When you were a kid and you'd always complain, especially me and my dad, I'd always be like, Dad, this is so boring. Why are you watching this? Please, can you put The Simpsons on? Yes. That was the same argument me and my dad. I'd always be like, Dad, this is so boring. Why are you watching this? Please, can you put The Simpsons on? Yes.

That was the same argument me and my dad had. And then now I'm like, I've got to see what's going on. I've just got to watch the news. How old are you, Bordy? I'm still young. I'm only 22, but still. I've been a kid and hating watching the news. You're 22 and you're already enjoying the news?

Yeah. I think we've found our next Prime Minister. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, all eyes were on Kim Kardashian

for her appearance on Saturday Night Live. They didn't know if she was going to bomb. People thought she was going to, but what happened? She did really, really well, actually. I thought she was natural, comfortable, and she made some brilliant jokes in her opening monologue. Have a listen to this.

She actually goes there. She brings up the adult tape in her opening monologue. Check this out. When they asked, I was like, you want me to host? Why? I haven't had a movie premiere in a really long time. I mean, actually, I only had that one movie come out, and no one told me it was even premiering.

It must have slipped my mom's mind. Very good. Very good. So good. She also had a go. Have a listen to this. This is great. We have as well.

She had a go about the fact that she's never been called a gold digger but someone else she thinks is. Check it out. The thing I'm really proud of is that no one could ever call me a gold digger. Honestly, I'm not even sure how you become one. So I asked my mom's boyfriend, Corey. Ruthless, man. She took shots at her dad, at Kanye, at her sisters,

and at herself, which I think is what made it really funny. She was able to laugh at herself, you know? She really, you know, was self-deprecating, and she really went in. She didn't half-ass it. Like, she really went in on a few of those jokes, and I feel like it was well-received. So what's next for Kim Kardashian, Dean?

Is she going to get a movie role? Is she going to get a spot at the comedy club, the comedy store in Los Angeles? What? Like, what's next? Well, I think the thing is, I think this is all growing that hype for their new Hulu reality series.

I think that's why she probably did SNL right now. It was, you know, there was one part of her, of the monologue that I thought was really, I was so shocked she went there. She talked about OJ Simpson. She said, you know, it's sort of weird that the first black person you ever met, but OJ does leave a mark

or several or none at all. I still don't know is what she actually said. It got mixed reviews online, but she went there. She just totally went there. What's next for her? Will she be a host? I don't know.

I think she's too fabulous. I think she's going to focus on her legal law degree and maybe the new Hulu show. My favourite bit was when she said, I usually talk to 350 million people at a time on my Instagram, so I'm not too nervous about Saturday Night Live's 10 million people audience. Just kind of casual laid back.

You know what? I feel like give her credit where credit's due, and she killed it. And I saw some of the skits she did as well. They were very funny too. That's the latest. Thanks for watching Self-Service Laundromats. You can wash and dry duvets for $8 and under an hour

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. There's a brand new dating show that's coming to TV3. Saw the trailer for this. And I'm wondering, have dating shows gone too far? What do you mean? Haven't you seen that show where they all have to meet each other naked and then live at a resort naked and then go on dates naked

and then sometimes quad biking naked? Well, I think you're literally describing the TV show that I saw the trailer for. No way. This is the show that starts soon called Naked and Afraid of Love. Why wouldn't we love? Sixteen naked singles. I've tried the apps, clubs, bars.

This is the last resort. One deserted island. Endless possibilities. I'm single and ready to mingle, baby. Let's go. There's a chemistry, an attraction. I'm going to date as many girls as possible. We have a legit feeling. I'm sorry, Mom.

Naked and afraid of love. Naked and afraid of love. I've seen shows like this before. Have you seen Naked and Afraid, the show, where they drop them in the wilderness and they're naked? Quite a good show. Quite a good show. Quite interesting.

This looks nothing like that. This looks like Love Island Island except they're naked. Yeah, so I've seen this concept before. I've seen the dating shows do this before and I remember this one particular scene where this guy had to meet, you know, this girl and they had to go on this date. They'd never met each other before.

No. And they had to go on this first date and they met down, it was a beach picnic and they were both go on this first date and they met down. It was a beach picnic and they were both completely naked and they met down on this beach. So just think about how you would normally be on a first date. Nervous and awkward. So nervous and awkward.

Now, pretend like you're naked and going on a first date and there's sand involved when you're naked and just think about how that situation went. It was horrific. They say when you're nervous to picture people naked, this is not that. I never understood that. They are naked but you're naked as well.

So also what happens, I don't mean to be too crass, but certain things happen when you get excited about the opposite sex and often happen when you see them naked. What, does that happen on a first date? Well, I don't know. Oh, because they're naked. Yeah, they're all naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.

No, I think that actually happened on the show that I watch and they took it as a compliment. Well, if she reaches for the garlic, stick of garlic bread, but it's actually, you know. Anyway, I thought if we're just making shows naked now to keep them interesting interesting we should revamp some other shows what are your thoughts

on Naked MasterChef oh that's a hazard I feel at least they have it could be but they have to wear steel cap shoes in the kitchen

yeah okay as long as they wear steel caps Naked MasterChef is good to go Naked Lego Masters any issues with Naked Lego Masters

yeah Kia ora I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring a podcast Naked Lego Masters? Any issues with Naked Lego Masters? Yeah. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound, and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene

and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs to the brains behind some of the country's biggest brands. If you're into business or want to be, then make sure you follow Business Is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab.

Want to lose one of those blocks? No, also, you don't want to, like, walk past a tower too quickly and knock it over. I think it's too much of a hazard. Naked the block. Can you imagine? Just building houses naked. That'd be quite sexy, actually.

Yeah, well, it depends who the contestants are. Then Mark Richardson comes on. That'd be all right for some people. Pass. The last one I thought of revamping, and I really have to ask you first, Naked Celebrity Treasure Island. Thoughts?

Did the host have to be naked? Yes. Well, you better call Matt Chisholm. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. Kia ora, everybody. Yes, Producer Ben is currently recording down the press conference.

We'll bring you the best bits from that, just the highlights from Jacinda. Just the cliff notes. You know, the good bits. The top points. The stuff you need to know. But first, we're going to do a secret sound. Penny's here. Kia ora, Penny.

Hi, Penny. Hi there. How's it going? Good, thanks. Did you think you were going to get through? No, no, I didn't at all. Well, welcome, Penny. It's your time to shine.

We'll put you on with soundkeeper Ella. She's here too. Hi, Ella. G'day, Ella. Hello, good morning. Good afternoon. Oh, dear. Good morning, good morning.

It's a Monday. Give her a break. I'm sorry. If that was the one o'clock, yes, I would let it slide. Ella, it's four in the afternoon. Do you know what I've been doing? I've been practising a comedy sketch that I've been improvising. So time's gone quick.

Let's hear it. Let's hear some. No. Open mic. Let's hear a joke. There's no jokes. It was me just taking apart a typical comedy sketch. A comedy sketch with no jokes.

Sounds terrible. Okay, we're going to put Penny on for a shot at this. This is worth $10,000. Penny, what do you think the secret sound is? I think it's a cabinet door closing. When you buy your supermarket shopping online and then they store it in those cabinets outside. Oh, yeah.

I think it's the sound of the cabinet door closing. Oh, okay. Very think that must have been the cabinet door closing. Oh, okay. Very specific. It is. But we need specificcy, I think. We do. In these guesses. Penny, have you been

online shopping at all? Just a little bit. Yep, yep. And have you had a look at the clues? Do you know how they relate? I have, yeah. I think they both relate, yep.

Perfect. No one wants to go to the supermarket in person in level three. It's much better if you do the click and collect. So you could crowbar that one in there. It is convenient. Yep. And what was our other clue that we got on Friday, Ella? Buy now, use later.

Oh, well, that works. You buy online and then you're going to use the products later when you pick them up. Yeah, that works. I reckon Penny's in with a shot here. Is she going to get more pennies? Hey, that comedy routine's not too bad. Hey, hey. No, that is not the

secret sound, Penny. Oh, dammit. That's a shame. Oh, ruthless. Sorry, I was still laughing at my joke I made before. Hey, Penny, you don't go away with nothing. We've got a one-month Neon subscription for you. Congratulations.

Thanks very much. You're very welcome. Thanks for playing, Penny. We appreciate you. With Neon, you can watch the TV series and movies everyone is talking about, our favourite Kiwi streaming service. And rumours that Love Island is coming back. Well, it starts this week, doesn't it?

Love Island Australia coming back to Neon. I can't wait. There you go. That'll give you something to do between guesses, Ella. Yep, I'm there. There you go. Watching it. To better Love Island.

Up next on the show, we'll talk to you at five, Ella. Thanks for playing. Bye. See ya. I'm picturing another joke at five I'm hoping. I'm begging on it. I'm definitely hoping for it. It's definitely a Monday isn't it? Up next on the show

a woman has found something in her bed that I don't think you will ever guess what it is. Okay. It is the weirdest story and I feel like I'm going to check it in the break

to check that it's real. Good, a little bit of fact checking never went as straight. Just to see, but a woman has woken up, something is in her bed and it's wild. We'll talk about it next. Brianne Clint, ZM. I got my pictures out in Georgia. Bree and Clint.

The big 4 p.m. press conference is going down right now. Ben's just grabbing the bits from it. But the cliff notes for you are that Auckland will stay at the same restrictions it's on at the moment, and schools will not reopen on October 18th, and distance learning will recommence for term four. So kids will stay home. No word on whether it's going to be compulsory for teachers to get vaccinated yet.

That's the one I'm looking for as well. Yeah, quite interesting. I'm really feeling for parents. Oh, man. And that's coming from someone. I don't have kids. I can't understand how hard it would be. But I have a lot of friends who have kids who are at school age and they have to do a full-time job from home and homeschool

and I just really feel for those people because it can't be easy. Nah, and it sucks for the kids too. It does. It sucks for the kids as well because they're stuck at home and, I mean, they can't do anything about it. My daughter's almost two and a half, one of my daughters, and she can't go to daycare. And you feel for the kids.

Like she talks about her friends every day. I know there's nothing that can be done. This is an ass going, why don't they open the schools? It's a shit situation that we're in all around. I just really feel for those people who have to homeschool and do a full-time job. It's just rough. Because, yeah. I just really feel for those people who have to homeschool and do a full-time job. It's just rough.

Because, yeah, but at the same time, like kids can't get this virus so you can't put them in a big room with each other and – Oh, no, like I'm not saying that I'm like angry and open the schools with pitchforks. I'm just saying I just – they're the first people I think about. And to be honest, I feel like I'm tired and then I think about other people who are dealing with all of this extra stuff and I'm just like, I just don't know how. Parents are superhuman.

And to be honest, I'd be a horrific teacher. I feel like they can't keep doing this forever because some of us would not be able to teach. Teaching is a real art. My friends who are having to teach over laptops and down Zoom screens are at the end of their rope. They're just, like because it's impossible. Like, well, it's not impossible.

It's doable, but it's definitely not what you want to be giving these kids. Not the same. You know? No, not the same. I wonder if this generation will have to stay at school for an extra year when they finish. Hell no. They'll have to write off the 18 months we've had here.

Absolutely not. Stay at school until they're 19. They'll be like, you're not holding me back. No way, no how. I wanted to tell you about this story I saw. And it's this woman who lives in British Columbia. And she woke up with something in her bed that I don't think you would ever guess what it was.

You've been talking about this to me all afternoon and I can't put my – Any ideas? No, absolutely not. Unless it was like an X flame, like a person. Was it a person? No. It's not a person. Not a person.

Was it an animal? No. Then I've got no idea what it could be. No clue? No. This woman, her name's Ruth Hamilton person. Was it an animal? No. Then I've got no idea what it could be. No clue? No. This woman, her name's Ruth Hamilton, and this is a true story. I checked. Well, I kind of checked.

I hope it's true. Anyway, she lives in a place called Lake Louise, and apparently a meteor flew through the sky, lit up the sky, came through her roof and hit her pillow that she wasn't lying on. She was lying on the other side. Hit her pillow and landed on her bed. Okay. Where did you get this story from?

No, it's true. I'm telling you it's true. I checked. She found a meteor crashed through her roof and landed on her bed. It wasn't a giant, giant meteor. Yeah, it's a space rock. It's a space, but it's like, you know, probably a little bit smaller than a football.

Right. Probably half the size of a football. Yeah. And, yeah, it came through the roof and landed on her pillow. And a police officer who responded to Ruth's 911 call because she didn't know what to do, there was debris all through the room, said they had to look into whether it was from the construction

that was going on near her house. Oh, like something had just fallen through a roof. Yeah. So they looked into that and they said no, they confirmed that it was actually in fact a meteorite. God, thank God she was sleeping alone. I know. You know?

Can you imagine being struck down in your prime by a meteor? Yeah, or if you've got a snoring partner and you keep giving them a kick and then all of a sudden they stop snoring and you go, oh, thank God you got to wake up in the middle, wake up the next day because they got hit by a meteor. I mean, it's a good start for a Marvel movie, isn't it? Well, have they got superpowers from it? Yeah, meteor man.

Or woman, depends who it hit. Yeah, right. Okay, well, I'll take your word for it. A woman woke up with a meteor in her bed. No, it's true. You don't believe me. I'm telling you, I looked it up. It's not that I don't believe you.

I'm just wondering if you've been taken for a ride. Well, it has happened on this show before. Bree and Clint. Have you heard of the wrestler The Rock? Rings a bell. Wears black undies. Yeah. And sunglasses.

He's got a catchphrase, sounds a bit like this. The Rock is cooking. Has he ever done a cooking show? Because that's what he should call it. Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? Oh, my God. Surely. Oh, my God.

Surely there's pitch there. I just copyrighted that. He can pay me a million dollars if he wants it. Gordon Ramsay has done like 500 spinoff shows. He should go on a road trip with The Rock. Yeah. You know what's crazy is I like every single one of Gordon Ramsay's shows. Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen. What's the one where he revamps restaurants?

I think that's Kitchen Nightmares or Restaurant. I know the one you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love that one. Anyway, The Rock, wrestler, actor, tequila producer. Yes. Has a new string to add to his bow. He's now a rapper.

Would you like to hear The Rock's debut rap verse? I don't know how this is going to go, but yeah, if he's put in work, let's hear it. So the important bits to know here is this is not a parody. He's not joking. He's deadly serious. Okay. He's on a rapper called Tech Nine on one of his songs

and he's doing a feature verse. He does a whole verse on the song and he gets credited. If you look this up on Spotify, it's Tech Nine featuring The Rock. Okay. I have one question before we listen to it. Because you know how obviously rappers sometimes rap stuff with their name.

Yeah, right. What's The Rock going to rap with his name? What does Rock rhyme with? Just putting it out there. We'll leave it to him. So it starts like this. It's the chorus of the song. You'll know when The Rock comes in, okay? He's very, very distinctive. Here it comes.

It's about drive. It's about power. We stay hungry, we devour. Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours. He's very very distinctive Here it comes That F word was abrasive It was quite full on I feel like he was trying to get rap cred He's like gotta go hard, gotta go hard F bomb Very far away from that Tooth Fairy movie he did. Yeah, very far away from that. Like, real far away.

Do you want to hear more? Like, does that make you want to hear more? I want to hear some more. Okay. Do you have any more? Let's hear the rest of The Rock's verse on the Tech N9ne song, which is called, if you want to look it up, by Face to face Now we escalating When I have to put boost asses Mean on ya Like a dream

When I'm rumbling You're going to scream mama So bring drama To the king brahma I'm going to let you In extreme mana Thank you Brother Tech 9 Thank you Terramana

There it is He got a plug in For his own tequila The only reason He got on the song Was so he could do Another plug for his tequila, Tiramana. What, so he's not actually want to make it in the rap game?

I don't know. I don't know. You know what it reminded me of? He's done some product placement in his rap. And I should just shut up because I definitely can't rap. But it reminded me of when celebrities go on that show with James Corden and they have to diss each other in a rap battle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And when you hear the celebrities on there, it's all right. It's all right. But it sounds like celebrities rapping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, who are we to judge, man? He's done everything else. Hold on.

I'm just – and I've just bought some of his tequila. It worked. It worked. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene

and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs to the brains behind some of the country's biggest brands. If you're into business or want to be, then make sure you follow Business is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab. Brie and Clint. I wonder if we can get someone to call up for a second.

We need a judge for something. Okay. This is not like the morale boosting request, although we should really be doing that. We need some morale. But no, this is different. Someone want to judge something for us just briefly. The question is, who is more like Adele

out of me and you? Remember last week we had a go at seeing if we could predict what the new Adele song was going to sound like? Yes. Because she replaced the piano bit with no words. It was like a 10 second clip. Yeah. Well, over the weekend, she has done an Instagram live where she's leaked what some of the song

will actually sound like. And it's got singing on it. I saw this. Yeah. And she's incredible. She's incredible, eh? From the first note, go Oh Take my money Love it

Take my money Sign me up Love you Missed you Thanks for coming back So I wonder if we Do we have a judge Can we

Nah everyone's calling for a secret sound Okay You and I will figure this out Alright Okay So Who do we do first Do we do Adele

Or do we do us I think we do us Do Adele No we do Adele We do Adele first We do Adele Because people might not have heard ours before so let's play Adele's and then we'll play

what songs we made before we knew what Adele's would sound like. Good idea. Okay. So this is Adele's new song. Just 30 seconds of it that leaked on her Instagram live. river that I've been washing my hands in forever. I know there is hope in these waters, but I can't bring myself to swim when I am drowning in this silence, baby, let me in. Go here. How does it sound? Like every Adele song that's ever been created and yet also sound amazing and fresh and like what we need in 2021.

And it sounds like it's one of those songs where I'm like instantly hooked. Yeah. Like I instantly love it. So we weren't to know that that's what it was going to sound like, but we had to imagine with just the piano keys. So who got it closer? Was it me who imagined that Adele was singing about her personal trainer?

Not another burpee I can't do another squat No push-ups Please don't make me Take it easy on me I feel like I got it pretty close. Like I feel like I got the melody. Yeah, I don't even know what a melody is.

Or is it Brie who wrote hers? You wrote her about her ex-husband, right? Yeah, but she's got that ban on writing about him. So it's writing about her ex-husband without writing about him. Okay. Yeah. It's time to say goodbye To the piece of shit I can't really talk about

because of contractually obliged documents. Goodbye You know, I reckon they contractually obliged documents. Goodbye. You know, I reckon they were both pretty close. Yeah. I reckon. I mean, you never know. Could be some more singles coming out.

Yeah, yeah. Could be a remix. Yeah. New Adele at the end of the week. I can't wait. Comes out on Friday. I am fizzing. It's called Take It Easy On Me. Bree and Clint.

No, the final of the Farah Palmer Cup went down over the weekend. That's the women's NPC competition, the women's rugby comp. Waikato beat Canterbury 22 to 20. And the post-match speech is one of the best post-match speeches I've ever heard in my life. Did you see Ruby Toohey's at the Olympics? Yes. That was pretty good.hey's at the Olympics? Yes. That was pretty good.

It was right up there with that. That was good. The reason that Ruby Toohey's might be better is because it was at the Olympics and it was broadcast worldwide. To the BBC. To the BBC, yes. But hey, I'm not taking, I'm just saying that was one of the greats from just this year. Yes, absolutely.

And this is in the same ballpark as that. Before I play you this, this is what, pretend you're reporting for Sky and I'm any male rugby player after any game. Ask me how the game was. Clint, how do you guys think you went in the game? Yeah, well, it's a game of two halves and, you know, boys have got a lot to work on

and we'll head back to the sheds and digest this over the next few years and come out better for it. Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Cool. Thanks for saying absolutely nothing. Back to you in the studio.

This is a speech that was given from Victoria Edmonds. She plays number eight for the Waikato team. It's their first Farah Palmer Cup victory. And this is what you call raw emotion in a post-match speech. I mean, it's so cliche. How do you feel? Oh, f***, I'm top of the world. It's been 10 years coming and oh,

f*** yeah! I mean, she didn't hold back. No, she didn't hold back, and that was live on Sky Sport, by the way. And that's why they won, because she didn't hold back in the game, and she went for it. F*** yeah! I mean, she's not allowed back on Sky Sport, why they won. Because she didn't hold back in the game and she went for it. Fuck yeah! I mean, she's not allowed back on Sky Sport, but they won.

Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 secret sound. Season 10. Season 10 and there's 10K currently up for grabs. It's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it, Soundkeeper Ella? It does. That's a lot of ring to it, doesn't it, Soundkeeper Ella? It does. That's a lot of Billie Eilish concert tickets, honestly. Look, you win a whole week without giving away that money.

I'm thinking you need to start upping the prize money. I'm thinking it's time for a jackpot. Yeah, when are we getting a jackpot? Well, I gave a clue on Friday. We'll see about the jackpot maybe, maybe tomorrow. I don't know. Did I say that? Maybe.

Oh, maybe. Let's meet someone who wants to win it before the jackpot. It's Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. I don't know. Did I say that? Maybe. Oh, maybe. Let's meet someone who wants to win it before the jackpot. It's Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. What would you do with $10,000 if you won it from the Secret Sound this afternoon? Oh, my gosh.

I would have it with my dad. Have it with your dad? Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, yeah. We share. Sharing is caring. That's lovely. That is very sweet.

Would he do the same for you, Amy? Yeah, he would. Yeah, definitely. Are you playing together? We're together then. Like, are you sharing guesses? Yes, he would. Yeah, definitely. Are you playing together? Like, are you sharing guesses? Yes, we are. We are.

Okay, this is great. Okay, so here's the secret sound. This is the 2021 secret sound. And what do you think that is for $10,000? I think it's a spacey machine. It's the noise it makes when you're flicking through games. Oh. What machine?

A spacey machine. A spacey, yeah. So. Oh. What machine? A Spacey machine. A Spacey, yeah. So like the old school machine? Like Street Fighter machine at the fish and chip shop. Yeah, yeah. Okay. We have a Spacey machine. Do you?

You have one? Yeah, and it sounds exactly like it. Oh, that would be quite fun to have at your home, eh? Spacey's machine. I do love some Spaceacys, though. Go on Xbox, PlayStation, whatever, you know, whatever the kids are on. Amy, though, is it correct? It does sound like it, but is it the correct secret sound?

Oh, my gosh. I hope I don't say have to say no unfortunately not that is the secret sound that you get on the upside you still have a spaces machine

at your house yeah that's wicked very cool back to the drawing what Amy sorry about that alright no worries

next guess is tomorrow morning at 7am with Fletchford and Megan then 8 then 11 then 1 then 4 and then 5 a then 4, and then 5.

A bunch of guesses, and I feel like Soundkeeper Ella just dropped a bombshell. About the jackpot? That there might be a jackpot tomorrow. Is that what I heard, Ella? No, no, no. I was just talking about Billie Eilish tickets. Oh, were you? Yeah, just dropping a hint.

You guys could get me one. Thanks. That's a secret sound. It's thanks to Neon. You can get a Kiwi streaming guys could get me one. Thanks. That's The Secret Sound. It's thanks to Neon. You can get a Kiwi streaming service and get great value on Neon. Next on the show, we're going to talk about secret marriages. That's right. A woman has come out on a podcast talking about how the guy she thought she was going to marry

had more than one secret wife. More than one? More than one secret wife. More than one? More than one? Okay. I'll tell you exactly how many secret wives this guy had. Okay, we'll do it next. Here's Muraki on Zidane, Brie and Clint. I feel the colours are going somewhere.

Brie and Clint. I want to talk about this woman. Her name is Jess Ever. She was on the Block Australia. She was a contestant on there. She works in media now over in aussie anyway she's appeared on this podcast called kind of sort of dating uh where she's talked about her life and her past relationships and just kind of reflected on where she is now in life sure anyway

one of the things that caught my attention uh was this relationship she was talking about from her past where she was living in the Maldives. Oh, must be nice. I know. I was like, pardon me? You could live there? Well, I think that's what she said. She was a snorkel guide. Oh, okay.

So she was working. Living, working, dream. Yeah, she was working there. Getting paid to be in the Maldives. It would be incredible. Right, okay. Anyway, she was over there and she was talking about this relationship she had with a guy who was a surf guide and they dated for a bit

and then they got engaged. Oh, nice. And she pretty much was like, this is what the rest of my life is going to be like. I'm going to live on this island. We're going to have little Maldives babies. Yep. Little surf instructors.

Yep. And we're going to be happy forever. Dream. This is the dream. Anyway, she said everything was going well and one of his friends came up to her one day and said, you know, I don't want to speak out of turn or say anything about one of my friends,

but I feel like you should know that you're not the only one and you're the fourth, oh, no, sorry, the fifth wife. Excuse me? He's actually already got four wives. Current wives. And you're current wives and you're set to be the fifth wife so i was like how how how um apparently in the maldives it's um it's one handful in a bunch of different countries which allows men to have more than one wife at one time yeah but where do you keep them well this is like where do you have these relationships that... She was

in a relationship with this guy. Has he got a wife on each different island? That's maybe how it works. But anyway, so she found out that he's got four other wives. She's not even second pick. She's fifth. You'd be devastated. But she is the new thing.

Yeah, well, you reckon you've got the sway? Who's the kingpin out of the five wives? Oh, it's the first wife. It's the first wife. Yeah. You reckon you've got the sway? Who's the kingpin out of the five wives? Oh, it's the first wife. It's the first wife. The first wife is pulling rank. Because she probably got the most kids. Absolutely. She's the one running the show.

What a horror situation. Anyway, horrible situation. What a psychopath. Yeah, for this woman to be in. Eventually, she was able to get out of the relationship and move back to Australia. Thank God she didn't marry him. I know.

You know, she sailed very close to the sun there. So lucky that that friend of his actually manned up and just was like, I'm going to tell this poor girl. And you know what sucks for her is she will have a level of distrust about partners going forward because of that. And she'll probably, like, the next person who proposes to her, says, like, Jess, will you marry me? She'll go, yes, subject to a full background check.

Yeah, how many other wives do you have? Imagine asking that on a first date. Before we get into anything, do you have any other wives? I thought we could ask the question this afternoon. Did you find out they had a secret marriage? Ooh. Essentially another life. Yeah, okay. Because I mean, I don't think we're going

to get someone who's married to four other people. But were they married to someone else? Did they have a whole secret other life? And how did you find out? Happens a bit on Tinder, I've heard. Really? Well people who are on Tinder but are married

in real life you know and they're tindering up a storm. Yeah. But they've got remember we talked about that person last week she checked her partner's, her husband's bank account details and saw that he was paying for Tinder Pro or whatever it's called. Yeah premium or whatever where you get more swipes

Let's do it. Oh, Andrew Diles at M. Text into 9696. The question we want to know this afternoon is did they have a secret marriage? A secret life? And you can remain anonymous. We're talking secret marriages. Were you dating

someone? Did you find out they had a secret life? They were married. They had a whole other family. Remember our friend Dean McCarthy had this exact thing happen? Yes. He was dating a guy and he found out and him and the guy travelled here to New Zealand and everything. We met. We met him. We went for dinner with him. It was lovely.

And then three months later we were talking to Dean and we said, oh how's so and so? And he goes married to a woman with children and didn't tell me about it. I turned up to his house because I hadn't heard from him and then boom, his wife answered. And I was like, who are you? And she's like, who are you?

Who are you? Awkward. So has it happened in real life? Did you find out that they were married? Did this person once remain anonymous? Which I think is probably fair enough. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. Were you dating someone and you found out they were secretly married? Yeah, I was having a casual relationship with a guy for about a year. A mutual friend of ours said, how did I know him? Because she noticed he was one of my friends on Facebook.

Okay. And I told her, just outright, and she said, oh, my God, he's married to my best friend and he has a girlfriend. Oh. And he has children to the both of the girls. Wait, did you just say he was married,

had kids with his wife, but also had another girlfriend, has kids with her too? Yes. So I guess that class me being the mistress. You're the only one, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, so I'm so interested in this. Once you found out

and you hit him up, what was his solution to it? Was it like, oh yeah, but we're all good? Did he come clean? No, I just ghosted. Oh, you just bolted. Yeah, good idea.

Yeah, right. Fair enough. I wanted to reach out to his other partners, but I guess it will come out in the end and kind of bite him in the bum, but yeah. We talk about this a bit, Anonymous, and it's kind of like, if you didn't know,

it's not your... Well, you haven't done anything wrong. You don't have to tell her, and you don't have to enter that drama because it's not your fight, right? Yeah, well, like, I... Like, he never stayed or anything like that, but it wasn't an issue because I wasn't into that either.

Yeah, right. So that's why you were the perfect target, Anonymous, because he could get away with it. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. G'day. How you going?

Good, thanks. Has this happened to you? It certainly has, yep. What happened? When I lived over across the ditch there, I lived up in Darwin and I was going out with a guy who lived in Sydney and because of his line of work, two weeks in Sydney, two weeks in Darwin.

Oh, no, this is the perfect situation for someone with a secret life. It absolutely is. When he didn't answer his personal phone when he was back in Sydney, I called his work phone and it got answered by somebody else and I asked who she was. And she just said to me, who are you? And I said, no, who are you? And she said I'm his fiancé and you're his new boyfriend. And I said, well, I don't know what's going on here.

Get out, get out, get out, get out. Wait, anonymous, so she knew? I was, I think, the third guy that he'd gone out with since they'd been together. So she was codded onto the pattern and she was like, you're the latest one. Yeah, so I sort of found, I sort of worked out after about six months that something was going on and it took about another month and a half for me to actually realise

what was going on and then that phone call sort of... Confirmed it. Kind of confirmed it when you talked to the real fiancé. Anonymous, can I ask what happened? So after you got this information, what was your plan after that? What did you do? Yeah, did you wait for him to come back? No.

I just said to her, look, if you could let him know that I'm packaging everything up and sending everything that he owns to his work because we both work for the same place. Yeah. And I didn't speak to him again from there on. He didn't try and contact you? He did. But you wouldn't take it?

Because we worked at the same place. Yeah, right. Oh, that sucks. He saw me, and he's six foot eight or something, so he couldn't miss him. But yeah, he saw me and tried to approach me, and I'd give him the don't come near me. That was about four and a half years ago.

Hey, sorry that happened to you. That's a shit situation. You live and you learn. Yeah, right? They could make a movie out of that. They could literally make a movie out of that. Do you have trust issues going into new relationships because of that? Not anymore.

Yeah. I don't think I'd date anyone that works. Fly in, fly out. Fly in, fly out, basically. Well, I guess the whole mining industry is out of the question then, isn't it? Yeah. There's so many hot men in the mining industry. That are well.

Thank you, Anonymous. Great story. Full on. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

Right, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Monday. Three people. What was the song that was number one on their 16th birthdays? We'll find that out and then we'll play our favourite one. We'll start with Crystal. Kia ora, Crystal. Hi, Crystal.

Hey. How was your weekend? Not too bad. That's good to hear. Crystal, what's your birthday? 3rd of the 3rd, 1984. All right, you were 16 in the year 2000. And on the 3rd of March in the year 2000, this had a number one hit.

Who's this? Lone Star. Yeah, right. Like the restaurant. Yeah. How's this go as a birthday. Yeah, right. Like the restaurant. Yeah. How's this go as a birthday banger for you, Crystal? You like country music? Oh, it could be better.

Could be better, yeah. Especially from the 2000s. There were so many bangers in the 2000s. Yeah, there was. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We'll get a birthday banger on for Megan. Hi, Megan.

Hi, Megan. How's it going? What was the best thing you did on the weekend? Oh, I had my hair done. Oh, nice. Hi, Megan. Hi, how's it going? What was the best thing you did on the weekend? Oh, I had my hair done. Oh, nice. Really jealous. A radical change? Have you changed colour?

Have you chopped a fringe in? No, just a bit of a touching up the root, really. Just a bit of a touch up. Yeah, good. I'm going to get a Karen bob when I can. Oh, beautiful. Straight out of lockdown. I've been so long without a haircut, I'm thinking about getting a mullet.

You already look like you've got a Karen haircut now. It's been that long. All right, Megan, what's your birthday? 16th of April, 1982. All right, you were 16 in 1998. And on the 16th of April, 98, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Now we're talking, Megan. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Yeah. Casey and Jojo, All My Life. Banger. Yeah. There's some really low notes and some really high notes that are both equally hard to hit in this song. Or at least they were for a 15-year-old boy. Haven't tried again recently.

I can imagine. Okay, wait there, Megan. We'll do another birthday banger for Nikki. Hi, Nikki. G'day, Nikki. How's it going, guys? Good, mate. How are you?

Good. What was the best thing you did on the weekend? I spent all weekend in the garden. Good stuff. Yep. I don't mind a bit of gardening at the moment. Got all my tomatoes in. Got all the lettuce in. All sorted. Yeah, good stuff. Yep, I don't mind a bit of gardening at the moment. Got all my tomatoes in, got all the lettuce in, all sorted.

Yeah, good stuff. Yeah, my veggie garden's my favourite thing. What's your most proud thing you're growing in your veggie garden? Oh, it has to be my tomatoes. I grow a variety of heirloom and heritage tomatoes. Oh. You know, Nicky, I'm so into this chat. Like, you have no idea.

I'm like, you're inspiring me right now. I'm like, I'm going to go get some tomatoes. You are titillating all the over 30s with your gardening chat, Nikki. Let's do your birthday, Bangor. What's your birthday? Well, as I am 30, it's 8th of August, 91. Good stuff. All right.

You were 16 in 2007, and on the 8th of August in 2007, this was number one. Yes, Nicky. Yes. Timberland, he was the king at that time, wasn't he? He was the biggest artist in the world with Kerry Hilson. Well, it's true. You've got to love someone the way they are.

Yay. She's got tomatoes and she's got wisdom. If you can't love yourself, how the hell are you going to love anybody else? Wait there, Nicky. We've got a tough decision to make. We've got Lone Star, we've got Casey and Jojo,

and we've got Timberland. Where is your heart at today, Brie? I don't know. I am voting for, if it helps, I'm voting for Casey and Jojo. I am a country gal. I do love a bit of country, but I don't think I'd get that over the line.

Not that song. Baby, I'm amazed by you. It's a great song. Is it? I rate it. Yeah, okay. I feel like... You can vote it. We have to great song. Is it? I rate it. Yeah, okay. I feel like... You can vote it.

We have to go to split decision if you vote for it. Nah. It's a Monday. Let's go All My Life. Okay, we're going Casey and Jojo. That means, Megan, you just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Yay.

That's awesome. Nice work, Megan. I just want to ask the producers, would any of you have voted for that Lone Star song? No. No. Yeah. I didn't think so. Didn't think so.

Made the right decision. Made the right choice. Hey, Megan, you're 16. You're at a school social and this song has just come on, okay? Let's go. French kiss on the way. I will never find another lover sweeter than you, sweeter than you. And I will never find another... Bree and Clint.

Time for a game of Fight of the Heights. From their head to their toes, too high or too low. They're short and they're stout, they're up and they're down. It's the fight of the heights. I hope you all like that intro. I think it's one of the better ones we're running at the moment. Do you like it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. It's well sung. I wrote it in about three minutes. Yeah, I'm glad you wrote it and didn't sing it. Yeah, me too. You know, stick to your strengths. You know what? and didn't sing it. Yeah, me too. You know, stick to your strengths. You know what? I didn't even try. So there you go. This is our

game where we guess how tall celebrities are based off having never met them at all, right? That's right. It might be interesting to learn how tall some celebrities are. Like, for example, last week I learned that Adele is 5'9". Same height as you. Yeah. Yeah.

Wild. Isaac is caught up to play. Hi, Isaac. You're going to be on Team Bree. Sounds good. Sounds good. Welcome aboard, Isaac. Let's win this KFC for you, mate. And Bree, sorry, Kate, you're on Team Klont, okay?

Yep. If I win this, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. If Bree wins it, you get it, okay, Isaac? Ah, awesome. All right, let's go. Isaac's got a great attitude. Anastasia it. Okay, Isaac? Oh, awesome. All right, let's go. Isaac's got a great attitude. Anastasia runs the game. Hi, Anastasia.

All right, guys. So same as every week, I'm just going to yell out a celebrity's name, and you've got five seconds to guess their height. Got it. Let's start with celebrity number one. Oh, this week we're doing male actors. Celebrity number one is Leo DiCaprio, who's got a movie,'t Look Up coming out soon.

Clint's gone six foot. Bree's gone six one. That's a point to Clint. He's six foot on the dot. Is he? Yeah, good. Good leading man. Yes.

Got to be about six foot to be a leading man, don't you? Although Tom Cruise. There's heaps that are leading. Yeah, what do I know? They can put a box in there. You met Paul Rudd. Was he tall? I was about two foot taller than Paul Rudd. Yeah, two foot. Really? Oh. Two foot. Wait. Two inches? Two inches.

Sorry. Two foot. Okay, next. And with that, we'll start off with the second male celebrity, Brad Pitt. I thought you were going to say Paul Rudd, and I was like, I know this one. I just actually had that down. I had to mentally change it. No, you should change it.

Neither of us said. Brad Pitt. Clint's put 6-1, and Bree's put 6-2. Guys, I actually had a hint to tell you. He's 5'11". Oh. Yeah, who would have thought he was shorter than Leo? Yeah, right.

I looked up photos and, yeah, he's actually a little bit shorter. It doesn't matter with a face like that. Nah. Exactly. See, he's hocking coffee machines now. He's done the George Clooney. He's selling a... Yeah, I saw that, actually.

Yeah, he's a coffee machine guy. I bought six of them. Okay, another one. All right, Bree, you really need to win one point this round to stay in the game. Celebrity number three is Idris Elba. He's still highly in contention to be the next 007. Clint has put 6-2. Brie has put 6-3.

Idris Elba is 6-3. Brie, you're back in the game. That's one I do. I keep telling you this, he is not in contention to play James Bond. He's too old. I heard, Anastasia, they've locked him in. Have you heard that? I will eat cat food again. If he is James Bond,

I'll eat cat food. I want him to be James Bond, but he won't be. Now I've never wanted it more that he's going to be James Bond and Clint will eat cat food again. Someone who could be a contender for the next 007 is Jonah Hill. He's just recently confirmed

his relationship with a cool... We met him! ...surfer chick. We did too. And not a famous... He's not even dating a celebrity. She's just a cool chick that lives in LA Bree has put down 5-9 for Jonah Hill

Clint's put down 5-8 I should mention he was sitting down when we met him Jonah Hill is 5-7 Oh damn it So that's a game to Clint Congratulations Kate you've got some free KFC chicken dollars Coming your way 5-7 James Bond's never been shorter I guess See, Chicken Dollar's coming your way. Yay. Woo-hoo. Five, seven.

Five, seven. James Bond's never been shorter, I guess. Still stoked that Idris Elba's going to be James Bond. No, he's not. And if he's not James Bond, you have to eat cat food, by the way. No, I never made that bet. Look, I feel like I'm going to be very rich. Okay. I think I've discovered something that's going to make me a very wealthy woman.

Can I buy in? Look, I haven't decided yet because I don't know how I'm going to market this particular thing. Oh, right. But it's a talking dog. Do you need a marketing agent? Do you need a route to market? Stop trying to get in on my big discovery. I have discovered a talking dog.

It might be the first talking dog in the world. There's a video that's going viral. Has there never been a talking dog? I would know if there was, eh? I mean, Beethoven? No, he didn't talk. No, that was dubbed. No.

Right, okay, I'll take your word for it. World's first talking dog. I think it's the first one. But you be the judge. I found this video on TikTok. And it's this woman and she's trying on an outfit and then all of a sudden her dog comes into the shot yeah behind her and she's obviously this woman's obviously going somewhere and this dog comes into the background of the

shot and i believe the dog speaks okay you take a listen okay we need to confirm what we think the dog says what do you think the dog said so okay I'll tell you exactly what I hear because I heard it twice. Does the dog say, how's it going? Is that what you heard? No, no, I hear, where are you going? Oh, okay, close. Because the woman's leaving. Let me. Okay, now I hear, where are you going?

Oh, my God, is this another Yanny Laurel situation? Nah, you're hugely influenced by whatever someone else. That's why you've got to hear it raw dog first, literally. Yeah, literally, raw dog. Ben stripped it out. Do you want to hear the stripped out version? Here we go. What have you done?

What he's done is he's isolated the dog. Now I hear it. Where are you going? Now, pretend the dog's not saying anything. What could it be? Like if he's not a talking dog, what's wrong pretend the dog's not saying anything. What could it be? Like, if he's not a talking dog, what's wrong with the dog? Have a listen. No, there's nothing.

I swear that dog is talking. I swear either that or we've been in this bloody lockdown too bloody long. I'm just excited to know how you're going to monetize this dog. Oh, I've got to get to work on that. You've got to go and steal the dog first. Back to the drawing board. Then you've got to charge people every time you want the dog to ask them where they're going.

It's going to be an old-fashioned circus show where I'm going to charge people to come on in. Hey, love, you want to see a show? Come on in. Come on into the show as a talking dog. Eh, see?