ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th October 2023

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Rallying Irish support for the All Blacks. The hardest food to cut. Bree's never had a custard slice?!?!?! Gym Math. Can you understand this accent?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. That's some good news about Hayley Williams from Paramore. No, that's quite concerning. Spinal issues from headbanging. Yeah. Yeah. You'd think it would put a lot of pressure on your neck. Have you ever done it?

Yeah. Have you ever given it a go? I've headbanged a couple of times. It makes your brain rattle around. It makes you real dizzy. It's kind of like having a really tiny concussion. Yeah, I guess it would be. Like it makes your brain rattle around in there.

Well, welcome to the show, everybody. We've got your chance to add to trolleys today with Countdown, an item at 4 o'clock. We'll give it away at 5 o'clock. That's coming up. And, you know, just some good old Just some general

Good old fashioned fun. Average banter from the Bree and Clint show. Producers, what topics are you bringing to the table this afternoon? What is the hot button topic for you?

What would you like covered in the show today? Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk? Chocolate milk. I really like Tamarillos. the show today? Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk? I really like Tamarillos. Tamarillos? Chocolate milk and Tamarillos? Tamarillos is such a weird fruit. Oh, it's so good. And why is it so expensive?

It sucks. Mate, you know what is one of my all-time favourite fruits? A mangosteen. A mangosteen? A mangosteen. If people listening... Sounds like a Jewish mango. As soon as I said mangosteen, people who have had a mango stein would have been like, hell yeah.

Yeah, right. Is that the little round boy? Yeah, it's like a little, it's like purple. And then it's got like a little green leafy thing on the top and you kind of break it open. It kind of looks like a lychee inside. Right. But there's like multiple pieces of fruit.

Wow, the show's only been going for four minutes and we're already into our hot mango steam content. I thought we meant to save that for prime time. Mate, stick around because just after four o'clock we're going to do the hardest food to cut. But first we're going to play Tradie vs Lady. $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want to play, 0800 dial ZM. We'll play next.

Time for Tradie vs Lady. It's Tradie vs Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Score update for the year. The Tradie's on 84. The Lady's nearly 10 in front on 93. We'll go

to our Lady first and Invercargill. She's 40 years old and her twin daughter's birthdays are both on Saturday. Welcome to the show, Shaina. Hi, Shaina. How old are they turning? They'll be 11. 11. Are they voting?

Oh, bloody course, nah. What is the voting age? 18? 18. 18 to vote. 18. 18 to vote, 18 to vape. That's how it works. You're taking on our tradies today. They're 27.

They're from Christchurch, and they've been skydiving three times. Welcome to the show, David. G'day, David. G'day. How are you going? Good, thanks. What's your fascination with skydiving? The first one was a bit of a dare,

and that being the best man at a wedding, and the second two just did a bit of fun. Yeah, got the bug. David, transparency for me. Do you have to wear special underwear when you skydive? I'd recommend it. Really? Why would you need special? Definitely the first time.

Why? Why do you think? Because that thing will bloody... Well, it depends. Certain people might need it. First time doing it, I didn't see the point of throwing myself out of a perfectly good aeroplane,

but still to do it for the blokes. Oh, I see what you mean. Okay, I understand. I'm on the same page as everybody now. Okay. David, your buzzer is tradie. Shana, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash.

Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. A Mean Girls movie reunion is rumoured to be going ahead. Who starred in the original as the lead character, Katie Herron? Lady.

Yes, Shaina. Or Lindsay Lohan. It was Lindsay Lohan. Nice work. You're on the board with one. Question number two. True or false, you cannot vote until Election Day this Saturday? Brady.

David. False. It is false. You can vote right now if you want to. You have been able to since Monday. We're one apiece in this game. Question number three. In which American state did

the attack on Pearl Harbor take place? Trady. Yes, David. Hawaii. It was, of course, Hawaii in Honolulu, to be exact. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. You need this one here, Shaina. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Anybody know?

She got another hit, Seven Rings. Thank you, next. Used to date Pete Davidson. Yeah, Shayna, who's that? Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. Yeah, so as, Shana. Who's that? Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. Yes, or as my mum likes to call her, Arianda Grande. We get two apiece all tied up.

This is for the win. The tie-break question is, number five, if I was looking at the pyramids of Giza, what country would I be in? Lady. Yes, Shana. Egypt. Egypt. She's got it.

Well done. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoana. Egypt. Egypt. She's got it. Well done. She's a lady. Oh, she's a lady. Fantastic game. You came through in the clench, Shayna. Woo-woo. Congratulations. There is $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC.

Oh, thank you. Nice work. Thanks for playing. And happy birthday to you girls for Saturday. Oh, awesome. Thanks so much, guys. Thanks for playing. And happy birthday to you girls for Saturday. Oh, awesome. Thanks so much, guys. Bree and Clint. Look, I know that you might not think that it's a pressing issue at the moment,

but a big news story this week is the correct way to cut a custard square. Big news story. I think the biggest news story is that potatoes didn't make the top ten of New Zealand's favourite vegetables. Oh, in the veggie election. I'm still not over it. That was a big one too. I'm still not over it. That's the lead story this week on The Herald.

Outside of the general election, the war in Israel and the price of petrol, those are the two big stories. It is, here in New Zealand, yeah. We're going to focus on the custard square one. I know we have to park the potato, I'm sorry. I will never park the potato. No, you have to park the potato. Can I just check? You're really angry about the potato not making the

top ten in the veggie election. Yeah. Did you vote? I didn't even know it was on. Yeah. I didn't know it was on. Like I'm voting in the actual election on Saturday because I know it's on. For potato. Yeah, I'm going to vote for potato. Let's focus on this custard square story.

Yes. There's a Melbourne bakery called Ferguson Plair Bakehouse. Okay. And they said, if you look, the issue with cutting a custard square is you go straight down from the top where the icing is through the pastry into the custard, you cut it in the middle and it just squirts at the side of the custard square.

I don't know if I've ever had a custard square. What? I'm a coffee scroll kind of gal. Jam scroll. You've never had a custard square? Or a pink ice bun gal. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I don't think I've had one.

Claudia, actually anybody listening who has the ability to organise this for us, can we get one Den Heath's custard square to our Auckland Studios ASAP? We'll pay whatever it costs. We need Brie to experience. Oh, you better make it four though. Oh yeah, better make it four just in case she's really hungry. Yeah.

I know what they look like though, so I can contribute. Who cares if you know what they look like? Put it in your goddamn mouth. I just don't think my mum ever bought me one as a kid. Really? She was a jam scroll or a custard, no, a cream bun. You have adult money. You can buy yourself one.

I always forget that. I always forget that I can go do what I want. Stop blaming your mum for you not having a custard square. Go get your own custard square. I mean, I could if I wanted to. They're a dangerous food, a custard square. They have to be stored and transported correctly or they can give you like...

Salmonella. Salmonella or listeria or... Campylobacter. Syphilis. Syphilis. Yeah. A friend of mine told his girlfriend he got gonorrhea from a custard square.

Someone said WTF, Brie. Get a custard square up ya. Yeah. Somebody stick a custard square in Brie. ASAP. I'd love someone to stick a custard square in me. Yeah. I'd welcome it. We'll trade you. If you can get us a custard square in Brie, ASAP. I'd love someone to stick a custard square in me. Yeah. I'd welcome it.

We'll trade you. If you can get us a custard square this afternoon, we'll reward you handsomely. Text Claudia for the address if you want to bring us a custard square. I didn't even realise we could do it this afternoon. Yeah, we could. That's what being an adult is all about. Well, the problem is bakeries, it's four o'clock,

the bakeries are closed. It'd be a custard square that'd been sitting there. No, there'll be a way of sorting it out. Okay. I don't know what it is, but there'll be a way. Anyway, this bakery in Melbourne says the correct way to cut a custard square, stand it up on its side and cut down the side of the custard square. Ah.

Genius. Ah. Absolute genius. Because then you've got the two structural sides. You've got the custard square. Ah. Genius. Ah. Absolute genius. Because then you've got the two structural sides that take the brunt of the... It's a great way of looking at it. Yeah. Yeah.

Of the pressure. I never thought about it like that. God, what a wonderful age that we live in. I thought just quickly we could compile the list of the hardest foods to cut that are right up there with custard square. And there have been some great texts already. Someone said mangoes, really hard to cut.

I disagree. I love cutting a mango. You cut the two sides off and then you do the squares and you push out the squares. Yeah. I don't think I've never cut a mango, I don't think. What? Yeah.

I'm not a big mango guy. I've never bought a mango. Well, I must say mangoes are harder to get in New Zealand. Yeah. Someone said, hardest foods. You've never, wait, you've never cut a mango. Okay, Claudia, we're going to need to organise a mango in the Custard Square this afternoon.

Okay, no problem. I need to show Clint how to cut a mango. It's pretty easy. Hardest foods to cut. Someone texted in and said, wedding cake's a bitch. Yeah, and everyone's watching you. And you have to do it with, you have to cut that cake with four hands, your hands and your husband's hands.

I've got the winner. The hardest food to cut in the whole world. It's easy. It's a bloody pumpkin. I honestly, I've nearly lost multiple limbs cutting pumpkins. You need a skill saw to get into a pumpkin. I quite like the taste of pumpkin, like roast pumpkin, delicious. But I can't deal with the work that it takes.

You need an axe to get into that thing. You put it down on the block of wood. You get your knife half into it, then you just start packing the pumpkin and knife up together and going, bash, bash, bash. It's just outrageous. Mine's at the other end of the spectrum. The hardest food to cut, in my opinion?

Yes. Tomato. It's so hard to cut a tomato. Oh, see, that means you haven't got a sharp knife. And by that, no, but I've used a sharp knife too. I'm not talking about just cutting them in half. I'm talking about getting thin slices of tomato. Mate, if you...

I've never been able to do it correctly. If you have a sharp knife, I'm telling you, it's a breeze. Yeah. And there's no better feeling. Also... I've started using a bread knife to get into my tomatoes. Oh, God. The serrated one.

Oh, no. Like a sandwich. No, no, no. Not a butter knife, a bread knife. Yeah, I know. Mate, I actually cook. I know what the difference between a serrated knife and a normal knife. You know when it is hard to cut a tomato is when the tomato is a bit old.

Oh, is that what it is? It's a bit mushy. Someone said hardest food to cut, coconut. Yeah. Coconut is hard. I cracked a coconut. Tom Hanks found that out on the island. Bloody hard to get into those coconuts.

Have you ever opened a coconut with a machete? No. I did it on the set of Treasure Island when we filmed in Fiji. Yeah, you lose a toe? No, I nearly lost other things though. Claudia, what's the hardest food to cut? According to you.

Found out last night, frozen feta. If you cut it, it just goes bing! Throws itself across the room. Why are you freezing your feta? It keeps longer. I'm not using it fast enough. Okay, yeah, yeah. And Ella?

Not a problem in my house. Ella, what's the hardest food to cut? Onions, because they make you cry. Oh, that's a great entry. Easy, simple, but they're such little ding-dongs. Yeah, such little ding-dongs. I always say how much onions are ding-dongs. So I'm going to put your pumpkin in the microwave for a minute before you cut it.

What? And that'll make it easier. What? Yeah. Oh, I've got to try this now. Where's the line before the pumpkin explodes, though? Yeah. How many minutes is that?

That's not a good time. Bree and Clint. You are listening to the number one show for maritime and aviation news. It's fact. Stone cold fact. Yep. Don't Google it. Five consecutive years this show has held that mantle.

I don't think we'll ever lose the title. I don't think anyone's coming for it. I mean, it's one of the only awards this show's won, but we'll take it. I was reading this story today. Have you ever thought, I wonder what pilots talk about when they're up there in the cockpit, locked in that little room together for like 16 hours with all those buttons and their cute little uniforms with their little hats on and things like that. What are they talking about? Yeah, it's a good question.

I hope they'd be talking about how to keep the plane in the air. It's a good topic. Yeah. Well, no, actually, I hope they just know how to keep the plane in the air. I hope the other one, one of them's not like, hey, how do I keep this plane in the air? You know? I don't know. I missed that part at plane school.

Fiji Airways first officer Nicola Armstrong has told staff exactly what they can and can't talk about out there. There's actually rules about conversation in the cockpit. Do you know that? What's your number? As in, how many people have you slipped?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, shoot, marry, kill. Yeah. No, shoot, shag, marry. Shoot, marry. Shoot, shag. God, why are you killing two people? Shoot, marry, kill.

No, I'm not killing. I'm just shooting one of them. Why do you want to kill both of them? Yeah, bad piloting. She said, first of all, the idea that autopilot means that they don't do anything up there, that's a myth. She said they're constantly checking things like directions and- The oil.

Yeah, oil, weather. The radio station. Yeah, what temperature to have the air conditioning on. Yeah. Radio station. ZM, of course. She said also they sleep. The pilots sleep.

They take interns, don't they? On long-haul flights, there are between three and four pilots, and they have like a, they tag each other in and out. Wait, there's three or four pilots? Yeah. If you're doing like a 15-hour flight, they have to have three to four pilots. Do they?

I didn't know that. You know my friend was on a flight where one of the pilots died? Really? Yeah. And they only had one other pilot. Yeah. And I mean, everything was fine. It was all good.

Yeah. Have you seen that trend? Like terrifying. Have you seen that trend where girls text their boyfriend and they say, hey, if you're on a flight and the pilot died, do you think that like if someone was giving you guidance from air traffic control, you could land the plane? And these girls text it to their boyfriend

and, like, 95% of guys come back and they go, yeah, I reckon I could land it. Do you remember that story? Do you remember that story? I reckon it was last year, and because we are the leading show for aviation and maritime-based news, we covered it where a plane, a commercial plane,

both pilots died. Oh. And then they literally have gone out, like the flight attendants were like, can anyone, is there anyone in here that has, like, experience flying a plane? And there was one guy who'd flown like Cessnas and like smaller planes, but not a commercial airliner.

And he was like, oh, I've done a little bit of training. They were like, sweet, come up here. Your plane now. And he landed it. He landed it with the help of air control. You give that guy a job after that, eh? If you're in New Zealand, you're like, we need you. Yeah.

Back to the things they can talk about. There's rules. General chit chat is only permitted at a cruising altitude above 10,000 feet, so they can't have normal conversation until they're up at the altitude they need to be at. It has to be strictly business until then. No funny business.

No, never have I ever. Never have I ever Yeah Never have I ever Accidentally fallen asleep Whilst autopilot was on I spy with my little eye Something beginning with C Is it cloud? Damn it

God this game is so easy She said once they're up at 10,000 feet They can talk about whatever they want It's all good I wouldn't though I wouldn't want the black box recorder Oh true Like if you went down I wouldn't though. I wouldn't want the black box recorder. True. Like if you went down

I wouldn't want it to be like. I forgot that it records everything in there. It's like I'm having a bit of marriage trouble. The other pilot's like oh that's all good. Have you ever had to get rid of crabs? They play it on one of those they play it on one of those TV

shows where they talk about the airplane that went down. She said that there's one rule that you never talk about religion or politics. Or Fight Club. Or Fight Club, yeah. That's the first rule, actually. That is the first rule. Of Pirate Club. Yeah, it's always the first rule.

I was going to ask you this awkward question. That is the first rule. Of pilot club. Yeah, it's always the first rule. Brianne Clint. I was going to ask you this awkward question. Yeah. You're married? Oh, yeah, I am. She had to think about it? I was like, how did you find out? Do you have a prenup?

No. No prenup. No prenup. No, not enough money. No, that wasn't worth anything going into it. The reason I ask is I read this interesting story online about this guy who was wondering if he's done something wrong in his relationship, right? Yeah, yeah.

So here's the details. He said that he works in tech for a pretty well-known company and his job pays decently. Yeah. These are his words. He said his girlfriend or his fiance, rather, works in retail and he said, his words, she obviously doesn't make as much as me, but I don't mind financially supporting her.

He said recently they've gotten engaged and they went out for dinner one night and she was talking about the wedding and she's getting excited. And he said towards the end of the conversation, he made a comment about a prenup. Oh, buzzkill. Something along the lines of, he said, I think we should file for a prenup at the same time we're filing for our wedding license. Oh, man.

You really killed the mood with that one. She was not happy. Yeah. He said that you could see his fiance's stomach drop. Her entire demeanor changed and she held an expression somewhere between angry and hurt. Yeah. I get it. I get it. I get it from both sides.

Nah, I don't get it from both sides. Which side do you not get it from? His side. You don't get him asking for one? Nah. Yeah. Because, and this is why, because he states earlier that his job pays decently. Yep.

So, unless you're like a crazy, like millionaire, billionaire, like ridiculous, like that type of thing, I feel like,

it depends. It depends on the situation, I think. If he works in tech, I'm assuming he might live in San Francisco. Is this a New Zealand story or an overseas story? It doesn't say. Yeah.

So he might already own a house. It might be worth a lot of money. Yeah, but the thing is... Might have had it from before the relationship. It doesn't matter. If you're getting married, guess what? She's entitled. She's entitled?

She's entitled to half, depending on how long you're together. Not if they sign a prenup. I agree with you. I don't have a prenup. But I get why she would be offended, and I get why he might ask for it as well. Your wife asked you to sign one, and you said no. It's just because the feeling she will have is, why are you insuring us against the worst?

We're planning for the best. We're going in on this together. It just makes me feel icky. You're looking to sign a contract in case things go wrong. You're hedging your bets. It just is a bit icky, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Especially, I don't know, maybe if it was his second marriage

and he'd been burnt before and he's a bit worried and there was kids involved. If there were kids who had inheritance or whatever. You know, and you have to protect yourself and that kind of thing. If I was the other person, I'd probably be like, okay, that's understandable. Yeah. Or if, like Kanye said, oh, she's a gold digger and you can tell,

then you'd be like, hey, love you, sign this document. I wouldn't get married. No, you wouldn't. If someone asked me to sign it, I'd hope that the person I was getting married to knew me well enough that I'm not the type of person that if something did happen, because let's be realistic, stuff does happen.

But I hope that the person that I was with would know me well enough that I would never, ever do them dirty like that. If you and your partner get married, do you think there'll be a prenup? No. Nah? God, no. Don't want one?

No. Yeah. I think, and we've discussed, like, we have talked about stuff like that and we both know each other well enough where we both trust each other. Yeah. Where, yeah, my partner's like, I know you would never screw me over. And I said, well, I know you would never screw me over. Yeah.

And so we don't have to have that awkward prenup conversation. And to be honest, I think we own about the same amount. So it doesn't really matter. Yeah, right. We both have the same debt. Okay. Yeah. Fair enough.

Bree and Clint. Time to head to LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. One of the highest grossing TV shows of all time is rumoured to be having a reunion, Dean. It is, and the rumour started with the horse's mouth himself.

Signed Phil. Okay, here's what has happened. So he was actually asked about a reunion because, you know, like, the comedy transcends any error. Like, you know, like, those laughs are still hysterical when you watch it now.

But what he said was this. He's like, I can't really tell you because it's a secret, but here's what I will tell you. He's like, you can't tell anybody, but something is going to happen that has to do with that ending. So I can't

remember how it ended. How did it end? I still haven't actually made it to the end of Seinfeld. I never really watched it. But people hated the ending of Seinfeld. It's one of the ones where the fans weren't happy with the way that the show ended and they kind of just... I don't know what happened and I don't know why

but this is like 30 years ago we're talking about. Is that when it finished, 30 years ago? Yeah, Seinfeld came out at the end of the 80s. That's a long time ago, isn't it? Dean wasn't born. No, you weren't born, Dean. No, Dean.

As a fresh-faced 21-year-old, I'm surprised we even know what Seinfeld is, Dean. Never even heard of it. Trying to Google it now on the TikTok. Here's the thing, though, right? So remember this. Kramer, not to kill the mood, Kramer actually, do you remember he had that outburst on stage once,

that racist outburst? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a total brain explosion. Yeah. If that does come back, maybe he won't be in it. Maybe they'll swap him out for someone else. I don't know how he would be able to jump back on screen. It was pretty bad. I think he's

apologised for it. What did he do? You've got to Google it. He had a full like, he's only yelling at someone in the crowd. Not ideal. But Jerry's had him on Comedians in Cars getting coffee since then, so they must have sorted it out. It must be weird. Did he say

some bad things? Yeah. Anyway, that's the rumour that there will be a Seinfeld reunion and that it will include since then, so they must have sorted it out. It must be weird. Did he say some bad things, did he? Yeah, he did. Anyway, that's the rumour, that there will be a Seinfeld reunion and that it will include Larry David as well. So if you're a fan, watch out. Bree and Clint. Time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. An opportunity for someone to win 50 KFC chicken dollars and also for all of us to become more knowledgeable. Yeah. I learn

things in this game. Yeah. Which, that's why I like it. I also love to see the three of you rip each other to shreds. And you all are just so competitive. Claudia, do you want to team up against Ella today? No, but I think me and Ella should team up against you.

Damn it. Shame, Clint. That's embarrassing. Okay, here's the rules. Well, Brie actually already gave me the answers, so. To be honest, you guys should probably team up against me. Listen to Claudia. As the strongest player in the room.

Yes, Claude, you own it. Let's just play, okay? Yeah, let's just play. Let's just play. Enough strongest player in the room. Yes, Claude, you own it. Let's just play, okay? Yeah, let's just play. Let's just play. Here's the rules. I've put these questions into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for these questions. If you're the person to yell it out first, you receive a point.

First to three points wins the game. Are we ready to play? Let's go. Let's do it. All right. Question number one. Who holds the world record for a deadlift? Who holds?

Christoph Wisenbecky. Christoph Wisenbecky. Yeah, damn it. Nice work, Claudia. And pretty decent pronunciation. I was going to say Brie Thomasel. I mean, I am on those games. Swole.

Swole. Swole Nation. What's the world record? The world, he is from Poland. I can tell you, 502.5 kilos. Wow. 2022. He did lift it half a ton. Isn't that amazing?

He did it in April of last year. He had lifting straps and was using the sumo style. That's wild, eh? I know what all of that year. He had lifting straps and was using the sumo style. That's wild, eh? I know what all of that means. That's a small car. Yeah, I reckon my insides would come out my butthole if I tried to lift 500 kilos. I tried to lift 40 and I had that feeling. Yeah. It'd be great

to take to shopping. I think I strained my perennium. Question number two. What year was the first season of Treasure Island released? In New Zealand? 1997. Claudia is on fire. It was called and I said Treasure Island because when

it first came out, it was just Treasure Island and then it has moved into Celebrity Treasure Island. But yes, 1997 which it then went on to be turned into Survivor and all other types of survival shows, but the first original was right here in New Zealand. Question number three.

Toodaclaudia, you guys need to stop her here. I'm aware. You can team up now if you want. No. I refuse. Question number three. What year did TikTok come out?

2016. 2016. I'm going to say it was Claudia. It was all Claudia and she's taken the game again I believe four or five weeks in a row. All in a day's work. And the person who backed in

Claudia is you, Sharon. Oh my god. Welcome, Claudia. Thanks, Sharon. Oh my god, I love your accent. And we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you, Sharon. Awesome. I was just actually going through the drive-thru for my husband, getting KFC. Well, grab some for yourself as well. It was meant to be. It was meant to be. It was meant to be. Get the two-piece feed and a whole bucket of chicken. What is your husband's KFC order?

Sharon? I usually get him a classic bucket. A classic. Who doesn't love that? A whole bucket of chicken. All right. Congrats. We're going to give you your KFC chicken dollars ASAP.

Thanks for playing. Nice work, Sharon. Thank you. That is the perfect piece of marketing integration there. Oh, Sharon just nailed it. Give her a job in radio. If you listen to our show, you know that it is fact that the Scottish accent is my favourite accent.

I just think it's just delightful. It's a rich accent, isn't it? It's just so rich and cultured and, you know. Distinctive. Distinctive. And I just love it. You were saying earlier it's exotic and erotic. It does things to me in my fun places.

And that's why. In your bagpipes. In my bagpipes and underneath my kilt. Pickles your haggis. It does. Don't even get me started. I love this video so much. And if you've seen it, you will love it too.

But obviously the Rugby World Cup is in full effect at the moment. We're about to go into the quarterfinals. The All Blacks are playing the Irish on Sunday. Big game. Knockout game. But before that, the Scottish team have unfortunately gotten kicked out of the World Cup. Yeah, lost to Ireland.

They lost to Ireland. They lost to South Africa. So unfortunately, they aren't in the World Cup anymore. There was an interview that was done with a Scottish rugby fan upon this news, and I just thought we could play a bit of this interview. Let's play a little clip of it now and just see what they were feeling like,

a Scottish fan after being kicked out of the Rugby World Cup. The thing is about the night, right, and we're not mucking about here, right, we're not mucking about. We right, we're not mucking about. We've given it absolute laldy on the other night. We're not mucking about. We've given it our best shot. I agree with him.

Oh, I did leave. I agree with him. Every word. Every word. I mean, I just was right there with him. I was hanging on every word. Let's listen to a bit more of what he had to say. Please.

See, honey, we take the points earlier on. We'd have chased that scoreboard down. We'd have chased the scoreboard down. And they wouldn't have ran away with it. There's no way they'd have ran away with it. No way. 100%. Couldn't have said it better myself.

He articulated that perfectly. I love this guy so much. Do you want to hear some more? Yes, please. Yeah, yeah. They know how to flick it about. They can want to hear some more? Yes, please. Yeah, yeah. They know how to flake it about. They can flake the pill. They can flake the pill.

Any day of the week, they'll flake the pill, and then they'll punish you. They'll go, run your corners, and they'll punish you. They'll get around my what? I think I understood that last part. They're going to round me, what? But let's round it out with closing statements. Filing the pill, ruin the corners.

It's a blizzard. It's a blizzard. Couldn't have said it better. Yeah, is there any more? There's one more. One more. Let's listen. I started to be a wee golf tournament down the Villamura,

and that was magic, right? And then I jumped over to Marseille, and I couldn't believe it when I got there because they were filling us full of the old baby, you know what I mean? I love that guy. I feel like if I had six beers, I'd be able to understand him. Like it would start to...

I think you would sound like him. Time for a birthday banger. Alright, let's rip into these, run it straight. Who are we kicking it off with? We're going to kick it off with Hannah. Kia ora, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi.

Happy hump day, Hannah. Thanks. Happy hump. How's it been so far the week out of 10? Two. Two? Oh, two. That's low.

What happened? Oh, you know, just work and life. Just a rough one. You know, Hannah. Other than the cat might have got run over or something. I appreciate the honesty and sometimes it just is life. Sometimes it kicks you in the nuts. Two.

Okay, let's try and bring it up a little bit with a birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 11th of February, 1983. All right, Hannies, you were 16 in 1999, my friend. And back on your birthday, on that day, this was number one. My loneliness is killing me. And I, I must

confess. I mean, it's a stone cold banger from Britney Spears. It's a vibe. It's a vibe. It's a vibe. 1999. Wow. This song came out last century. Yeah, I know. Oh, sorry.

Did you not hear Hannah's already had a rough week? Oh, sorry, Hannah. Sorry. Sorry, Hannah. It's gone down to a 1.5. Let's go to Leanne. I know $800 at him. Hi, Leanne.

G'day, Leanne. Hi. Go on. Rate your week out of 10 for us, Leanne. Oh,ay, Leanne. Hi. Go and rate your week out of 10 for us, Leanne. Oh, a lot better than Hannah's, I think. I think it's sitting at about a 10 in my car at the moment because my kids and I are very excited that we're all finally in the car together and can listen to all my birthday bangers.

Yes. Oh, that's cool. What are the kids' names? Poppy and Betty. Poppy and Betty. Oh, such cool names too. Well, guys, this is exciting. Mum's about to learn her birthday banger, but we need her birthday first.

6 of the 6, 84. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And Leanne, this is your birthday banger. She is quick from the top of the door. And the rock, rock, rock, rock, banger from Bomb Funk MC. A song from this century. Just, just the year 2000. Were you a fan of that song, Leanne?

Absolute banger. Absolute banger. And I believe a one-hit wonder. Yeah, definitely one-hit wonder, yeah. Solid gold right there. Okay, Leanne and kids, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Sarah. Kia ora, a one-hit wonder. Yeah, definitely one-hit wonder, yeah. Solid gold right there. Kids, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Sarah. Kia ora, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you going? I'm good, thanks. Oh, you've got some good vibes. You having a good week so far? I don't know.

It's a 10 out of 10, but yeah, just stoked to get through. 10 out of 10. Well, we're stoked to bloody have you here, Sarah. We need your birthday. 31st of 10. Well, we're stoked to bloody have you here, Sarah. We need your birthday. 31st of the 10th, 1980. All right, that means you were 16 in 1996. And, Sarah, here it is, your birthday banger. I'm giving you everything.

All that joy. Wow. Oh, it's a Spice Girls. That is a rare treat for Birthday Banger. I don't know if that one has ever come up. I don't know if it is either. Sarah, you're a fan. What?

What? You know what? You know what? I was all set to vote for the Bomb Funk MCs. Same. But off the back of that David Beckham documentary. You're in your Spice Girls era? I'm in my Spice Girls era.

I'm in my posh Spice era. I'm going to vote for the Spice Girls. Welcome aboard, Sarah. I'm voting for yours too. You won. Congratulations. Thanks, guys. Your week's gone to an 11.

Poor old Hannah's has probably gone down to a... Yeah, Hannah's like, great. 0.5. Gone to an 11. Poor old Hannah's has probably gone down to a... Yeah, Hannah's like, great. 0.5. Gone to a nothing. Here you go. Here's your birthday banger from 1996. It's the Spice Girls. ZM.

ZM, Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint. It's the Spice Girls from 1996. Could say you'll be there. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Sarah. I would want nothing more than a Spice Girls reunion. A full one. I think it's coming.

You reckon? Not with Posh, though. But it's coming. No, but that's not a full one. It might as well be. I want the whole thing. She's like, eh. She's not interested. She's on a different one. It might as well be. I want the whole thing. She's like, eh, she's not interested.

She's on a different... Mate, she's doing documentaries. Maybe she wants to get back into the public eye. Yeah, it's not a silly thing to say. Yeah. Maybe. Who knows? Time will tell.

Look, something that's happening here on the Bree and Clint show is we are in our Fitspo era. Aren't we just? We've all synced up as far as actually doing some exercise. Yeah. I don't know how long it'll last. Nah, but enjoy it while it's here. But we're just on...

Go and visit Lululemon and buy all the gear now while you're inspired. Yeah. And when it seems like it's a good idea. Yeah. I always think that when I get in these modes, I'm like, well, if I invest in the stuff, it's going to keep me motivated. You know, if I go and buy a nice kit, then that'll keep me, you know, motivated to keep a nice cat, then that'll keep me motivated to keep going.

Yeah, because you've got nice things to wear to the gym. Yeah, never lasts, but it's nice to try. I usually am on like a six-month on and then about five and a half years off cycle. Yeah, yeah, okay. So I'm on my six months on at the moment, but we'll see. I came across this article which was talking about a survey that they did over in Australia asking people about their gym memberships, how much they're paying

and how long it's been since they've been to the gym. Oh, okay. Unused gym memberships. Well, they were just asking people about their gym memberships and then obviously some of the stats that they were getting from it was how much money Australians are losing per year to unused gym memberships. Do you want to know the number? Yeah.

Mate, strap in. According to this survey, they found that Aussies are losing $1.9 billion a year to unused gym memberships. It's a crazy amount of money in the cost of living crisis to be spending on a gym membership that you don't use. This says here the average Aussie gym goer spends about $1,400 a year on memberships. Yeah, it's like $110, $120 a month. Yeah, around that. That's like the average.

It's not cheap. It's not cheap. It's more expensive than all your streaming platforms. Especially if you're not using it. Yeah. Which I will put my hand up and say I am guilty as sin of being one of these people. Did you keep it out of laziness or the membership or did you keep it because you were like, I plan on going back to the gym.

I do plan on going back. It's this weird vice, this weird headlock that it gets you in where you're like, I should be going. I haven't been in ages, but then it'll be a waste if I cancel it now. There's probably a cancellation fee. It's all these things, all these things that come into play. Producer Ella spent a lot of money getting out of her gym membership earlier this year.

Ella, don't say the name of the gym, but how much did you pay so that you could get out of your gym membership? $2.80. $2.80? Yeah. I'm not proud of it. 280 to not go to the gym. Well, yeah, I wasn't using it.

I was renting at the time and it was just, couldn't do it. Dead money. I get it. I'd rather lump sum it. See you later. You're going to make that 280 back for all the weeks that you probably wouldn't have went, that you still had the membership.

So look at it that way. I thought we could launch something new here this afternoon. And, you know, off the back of the breakfast show success with Girl Math, we're launching this. Gym Math, Gym Math, Gym Math, Gym Math. Pretty easy concept, Clint. We're going to conduct our own survey where we encourage you to call us. Right now, it's a safe space.

If you have a gym membership and you haven't been for a fair amount of time, we're going to calculate the amount of money that is gone begging. How much money have you spent on not going to the gym? We will work that out for you this afternoon. All you need to know is how much your gym membership currently costs you and the last time you went to the gym.

That's all we need to know. That's 0800DALESATM. We will do the work. You can text those numbers if you'd like to 9696 or give us a call now, 0800DALESATM. Bree and Clint. Guys, I think we've stumbled across something. Something we are calling...

Gym Math. Gym Math. Gym Math. Gym Math. Gym Math. And to the people saying this beer's a striking resemblance to Fletch Wooden and Hayley's Girl Math, don't know what you're talking about.

There's no resemblance. Don't know what you're talking about. It's very different, original, and something that is unique to the Breeinclin show where we are going to gym math you this afternoon. Yep. You're going to call us up, tell us how much your gym membership costs and how long you haven't been for.

We'll tell you exactly how much money you've wasted. Shannon's here. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. How we doing? How we doing? It's good. It's good.

It's a safe space here, Shannon. Safe space. Safe space. So how long has it been since you last went to the gym? Oh, the start of the year. So, oh, yep, start of January. About 40 weeks we've worked that out to be. About 40 weeks.

Yeah. And how much does your gym membership cost you? Pretty cheap, actually. It's $7.99 a week. Cheap gym. $7.99. Okay, let's do the gym math on this. $7.99.

Shannon, you have wasted $319.60, my friend. Damn, that's like 76 bags of Doritos. But then you've also had 76 bags of Doritos, so maybe double that cost, Shannon. But you're going back to the gym, right? Don't cancel it. It's there when you need it. Yeah, that's the gym.

And I mean, it's pretty cheap. It's pretty cheap. $7.99 just to even feel like you're doing something. Let's, um, gym math. Juan on 0800 dials it in. Hello, Juan. Hi, Juan. Hi there.

How you doing? Good, thanks. Tell us, Juan, how long since you've been to the gym? Roughly about a year and a half. Okay, about 18 months. 18 months. And, Juan, how much is your gym membership? A little bit more expensive than the previous one,

$29.99 a month. $29.99 a month? That's pretty good. What? $29. Oh, a month. A month. Yeah, the previous one was $8 a week.

That's not too bad. But I mean, if you're not going, it's not cheap at all. And Juan hasn't been for 18 months. So 18 months at $29 a month. We work it out that you've spent, Bree... $539.82, Juan. Oh, here we go, yeah. Here we go.

That's a big nine out, Juan. It's fine. Thanks. We've gemmified Juan. Let's go to the text machine. A lot of people texting through on this. Someone said $14 a week, and it's nearly been six years. Six years since they went to the gym.

Six years. Okay, so let's go $14 times. $14 a week, too. Times 52 weeks in the year. Yes. That's $728 a year. Oh, no. Over six years, that is $4,368 they have wasted not going to the gym.

I urge you, cancel that membership. I think this is my favorite. Even if you go to the gym every day for the rest of the year, you're not going to make up for that. You're never going to make that up. This, I think, is my favourite text that has come through. Yeah. It says here, I was going to a bougie women's gym at one point for five years

and it cost me $25 a week. I stopped going after about two years and was too stressed to quit and cancel my membership. I also had too much admin and I was ashamed. I eventually stopped getting charged after not going for three years, but not after getting an honorary plaque on the wall with my name along with other members for having my fifth year anniversary. Safe to say I'm never going to step foot

in that gym again. Your name's on the wall and you haven't been for three years? That's commitment, you know? Let's talk to wall and you haven't been for three years. That's commitment, you know. Let's talk to Corey on 0800DARLS.M. Hello, Corey. Hi, Corey. Afternoon.

How's everyone doing? We're very good, Corey. We're going to gym Matthew this afternoon. Tell us, how long has it been since you've been to the gym? I think it's about

two years going now. Two years. Two years, Corey? Can I just ask, why haven't you cancelled it, Corey? It's been two years. Honestly, I think it was laziness, like what you were just talking about earlier.

Yeah, yeah. And then when you haven't been for a number of weeks, it just kind of is like, well, I can't go back now. It's too embarrassing. They're going to know. They're going to know. They're going to know. Okay, two years.

How much are you paying for your membership? I'm paying $28 a fortnight. Okay. $28 a fortnight. Okay. $28 a fortnight. So over two years, let's just go 25 times 52. You're looking at 13. Oh, this has been updated. Claudia's just updated it on the fly.

$1,456. Corey! Oh, no. No, Corey! Forget the National Party tax cut. If you just cancel your gym membership, you're going to be $25 a fortnight better off, Corey. Yeah, I think I might need to get that done this week.

Yeah, but see, Corey, you still have your dignity from not walking in there and going, I need to cancel that membership, you know? Exactly. So it all works out. No stress. What are you talking about? You don't have to go in there to cancel your gym membership.

You just send them an email. Mate, they make you go in. Do they? Well, from memory, I remember when I joined this gym. Oh, no, actually, I have been part of a gym like that. They said, sorry, you're going to have to come in to sign something. Yeah, we want you to come in and sign this paper and tell us, write an essay, like a 6,000-word essay,

as to why you don't want to be a part of this community, this gym anymore. You don't get it. The whole point I'm cancelling this is because I don't want to come into the gym. It's just easier to shut down your bank account that the money's coming out of. It's gym math. Gym math. Gym math. Gym math.

Gym math. Gym math. Gym math. That was fun. The Sunday morning the All Blacks play Ireland in a do or die quarterfinal. One will progress, the other one will go home a loser. And God, I hope it's not us. The big, big game, knockout game.

Ireland ranked number one in the world right now. And New Zealand ranked number four. Yes. Last time we played them, they beat us two games to one. None of that matters. None of it matters. Have you seen what the All Blacks have been playing like? Which game specifically?

Well, let's not talk about... The one against Namibia because that was pretty good. Yeah, let's talk about that game. That was a fantastic game. Let's talk about the one about Uruguay. That was a great game. Such a good game. It's a great game.

Such a good game. If you go off the last three games, the All Blacks are on fire. I thought it'd be rude of us not to check in with some Irish establishments to catch the mood in there. So we're just going to place a call. Don't lie. You wanted to call an Irish pub and say suck it for Sunday. No.

That's what you said. No, I just wanted to catch the vibe. You say suck it for Sunday. No. That's what you said. No, I just want to catch the vibe. You say suck it, losers. So we're calling the Bog Irish Bar in Christchurch. Hi, Fiona. It's Brian Clint calling from ZDM radio station. How are you? I'm good, thanks.

Good. We're just calling in to see how you're feeling about Sunday and what the plans are for the bog on Sunday morning. To beat the all blacks and party on all day. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, Fiona! Is there another plan?

Give it to him, Fiona! There is another plan. You're in Christchurch. Surely... Absolutely, yeah. I'm feeling green. You're pouring the blackest of Guinness in there. Surely while you're here in New Zealand, your blood runs black.

And that's the only black stuff we're supporting. Fiona, can I just say. Fiona is schooling you right now. I have never. As an all blacks, a lifelong all blacks diehard. I have never been more nervous to face an Irish team than I am for this Sunday. Number one. I know.

You're so scared. They're on form, the Irish lads. Hopefully, yes. All the way. We're trying to get people to get involved and how good would it be to come down and watch the game at the Bog Irish Bar in Christchurch. So Fiona, for the spirit of the occasion, could we get an up the All Blacks from you?

Is that possible? Absolutely not. Get on the Irish. Yes, Fiona. Yes, Fiona. All right, Fiona. Let's hope that display of who won out of that isn't a prediction for the game on Sunday. Fiona steamrolled me. She nailed you.

Thank you for your time. Have a great weekend. Thanks, Fee. See you. Bye-bye. See you later. Suck it, Fiona. Yeah, I'm hung See you. Bye-bye. See you later. Suck it, Fiona. Yeah, I'm hung up on her already.

You hung up on her. Brian Clint, we're back after this. She was great. Brian Clint. Yesterday, you might have had a man bungee jumping off the Auckland Harbour Bridge pop up in your TikTok feed quite a few times. It came up in mine. Live stream.

Or you may have seen him on the television. That man's name is Mike Hurd. He was raising money for the Mental Health Foundation and he joins us now on the phone. G'day Mike. Hello Mike. G'day guys how are ya? Tell us, are you now the world record holder for doing the most bungee jumps? I abso-bloody-lootly am. Yay Mike! He's done it! Bloody legend! Because correct me if I'm wrong Mike, you actually had this record a number of years ago and then someone broke it

and you came back to re-break what he had done. Yeah, that's right. I broke this in 2017 with a measly 430 bungee jump. I thought that was amazing at the time. And then Francois, a French man, broke the record last year at a Scottish bungee site with 765. Wow. Yep. So he punched way above my weight and gave me a bit of a fright. So I got into training mode. And then

this morning we capped off 941 jumps. Holy 941! In 24 hours. Yeah, yeah, but I do have to say, I reached out to Francois after he broke the record. You know, we've got a bit of a bungee brotherhood going on. Yeah. And he donated to the Mental Health Foundation for me. Oh, that's lovely. Yeah, it's great. It's good.

So how much money did you manage to raise or how much money have you managed to raise so far? On the mental health page, there's about nine or ten grand. And then it's funny to hear you guys say TikTok because we got over a million views. Did you? A million streams on that. Yeah, just in the last 24 hours.

And they pulled in five or six grand as well. Wow. It's awesome, yeah. That's incredible. How does your body feel after doing 900 plus bungee jumps, Mike, and if you are sore, where are you the most sore? Everywhere. Yeah, it was pretty niggly around my forearms from clinging onto that rope tight. Oh yeah. And a bit of muscle fatigue. And then around the legs where I had the straps on my harness are pretty sore. So I'm lying flat on my back right now, and I'm not moving.

I just ate a Big Mac, though. Hey, Mike, what kind of training did you do in the lead-up to this? How long have you been training, getting ready for this? For, well, three years I've been going to a gym, getting ready for, you know, whatever I decided my next venture was. And it just happened that last June, Francois took this record from me and that became my thing. So I'd say sort of 15 months and it was such a mental game.

Like if you think 2017, I did 430 jumps and I was absolutely gassed. The only thing I had left to work on was the mental side of my being. It just shows that the body will do what the mind allows it and And all that mindfulness stuff that people jumble on about is nothing more true. You know, we did over 500 more jumps than I did in 2017 just by having my head in the right space. Isn't it fitting as well that you're raising money for the Mental Health Foundation?

Yeah, it is. It really is. And we need to do something about it. It's rubbish in this country, so we need to sort it out. I agree. Can people still donate, Mike, and how? They absolutely can. If you Google Move for Mental Health Bungie, or if you just write in Bungie, to be honest,

it's probably going to come up in your feed over the next few days. So please do get on there, and let's make a difference. You're a bloody inspiration, Mike. Legend. Congratulations on regaining your Guinness World Record for the most bungee jumps in 24 hours and great work on raising so much money for the Mental Health Foundation.

It's bloody good, man. I'm so stoked and thank you guys so much for your support. It's awesome. Absolute legend. There he is, Mike Heard, the new bungee jump record world holder in 24 hours. I mean, he's done it all.

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