ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th September 2025

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

A case of mistaken location.  Bree thinks it's cringe when someone says their partner is their best friend.  Producer Claud finally returns something she borrowed from Bree.  The Coldplay Jumbotron story has a MAJOR twist.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bray and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bray and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM. Brie and Clint. It's taken me a while to figure this out.

But I think you and me might have been duped. And I think maybe you figured this out already, but it's just dawning on me. Okay. You know how we had the Prime Minister on this show? Yeah. To celebrate the paywave thing. Yeah. I think it's a bit of a scam.

No, it is. Because now they're talking about how the people who are going to benefit are the credit card companies. Yeah. Because everybody has to charge a surcharge now. So instead of having a choice, whether to... pay the surcharge by just tapping or sticking it in or sticking it in and avoiding the surcharge now the government have just changed it so everyone pays full stop

there's no choice why would they do that money money money money taken from the poor given to the reason I don't know get the Prime Minister back on the fun we're going to have some stern words with him I'm not happy with them A not happy with them at all He lied to us.

Well, he didn't lie. No, he didn't lie. He just didn't understand what was going on. Yeah, we were too dumbed to understand. And we were like, this is awesome. And he was like, yeah. It's great for you guys. That's why we don't have important politicians on this show.

No. We don't understand what's going on. And people don't listen to our show for that. It's not for us. No. Is it? No. This is why we always say, don't talk about politics.

We don't understand. We don't know what's going on. We do now, though, and we're not happy about it. We've been tricked. Should we protest? Ah, can't be bothered. Hey, Trady versus Lady. It's time.

If you're keen to represent the Trades or the ladies, you should call us now on 0800 dial Z-M. Yeah, let's have some fun. That's what we know how to do most of the time. Play Z-Eams, Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus Ladies. Three, two, one.

If you are following along, the scores are set at the Trady's on 71, the lady's on 75. Our lady is calling from Southland today. She's 18 and her favourite food is ice cream. Welcome to the show, Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi. Do you have a favourite flavour? Yeah, like salted caramel probably.

Oh, boogey. Hell yeah. My wife thinks I'm a child because my favourite flavour is goody, goody gumdrops. Yuck. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Yum. Yuck.

Yum. That's your favorite flavor with all the other flavors available. Yeah, correct. Oh, he also likes rum and raisin, Lily. What do you think of that? No, I do not like rum and raisin. Gross. No, no, no, that's slander.

No, I don't. I like fruit and nut chocolate, not rum and raisin chocolate. Yeah, this is bad. Okay. You're taking on our Trady from Hamilton today. He's 37, and he's undefeated in Trady versus Lady. Welcome to the show, Luke. Hi, Luke.

How many times have you played, Luke? Just one year ago. You're on a good run, though. When we have repeat, I was going to say offenders, contenders. Yes. I was going to 100% of two-thruiter. Yeah, I know. You could go from 100 to 50 in one go.

It reminds me how long this game's been going for. Yeah. That some people have played two, three, four times, you know? Yep. So. Many, many years. Good luck, everybody. Luke, Trady, Lily, Lady.

first to three, $50 cash from KFC. Best of luck. Here we go. Question number one. What is the tallest building in New Zealand? Lady. Lily. Just.

The Sky Tower? It is the Sky Tower. You're away and flying. Well done. One to the ladies. Question number two. What nation are both the All Blacks and the Black Ferns playing in rugby this Saturday? Yes, Luke.

There we go. So there we go. It is South Africa. I feel like Lily was hot on your tail. One a piece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. It is up.

I don't know what it is. Brady? Yes, Luke. I'm going to go on a random way to say Usher, but I don't think it has, is it? It is Usher. What were you going to say, Lily? I don't know. Worth a shot.

I reckon Luke knew it, but he didn't want to admit that he's a closet Usher fan. Yeah, see? Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Lily. Question number four. Who was the first Disney princess? Was it Cinderella?

Ladies. Yes, Luke. Oh, I have to go of Cinderella. No. No, and I'll finish the multi-choice for you, Lily, and you get a free shot. Cinderella, Pocahontas or Snow White? Snow White.

It was Snow White. We're all tied up here in the fifth. What a game. Kachio a Pepe is a type of what? Trady. Yes, Luke. Faster? He's got it.

Jeez. Well done. Yep. Game couldn't get much. tighter than that. I enjoyed the bit where you tried to say Kachioa Pepe. I panicked.

I was like, this is the tiebreaker. Luke, the 100% record remains intact. You're like Eden Park. You're undefeated. Well done, guys. Good game of Trady versus Lady. Bree and Clint.

Tradies go to 72 versus 75. Zatems Bree and Clint podcast. We talked last week about the nightmare your sister had when she turned up to the airport a day after her flight to London to London happy ending by the way guys she got there yeah how much extra it's not important at this stage so what's important is it in the thousands well it's not important that's a yes what's important is she's there and she's enjoying her overseas

experience hey well that's great it all worked out at the end after a lot of stress and heartache and lots of money spent um this will make her feel better because this story has been unfolding on TikTok. It's about an American TikToker who's had a similar situation, a nightmare travel situation go down, where she decided that she was going to go to Nice, France. Oh, yeah, okay.

She was like, that's where I'm going to go, and they've booked the tickets, and her and her friend actually ended up boarding the airplane and realized that they, might not be going to the destination that they thought they were going to. Take a listen. Where are you going? Miss. Is this going to Nice? Is this going to Nice? Tunisia. I thought you said Tunez, Nis, which is in France. Wait, wait, where is this going? Tunisia and Tunisia. In North Africa, not in France. You're not going to France, right? Yeah, yeah, we are.

You are going to France? Is that where this is going? Tunisia? So they're... Tunisia? They tried to book a flight Tunis and the person who's booked the flight has misheard and has booked

their flight to Tunis. Oh, Tunis not Tunisia. Tunis in South Africa. Yeah, right. Tunisia. Yeah, Tunisia. So she's going to Africa. She wanted to go to France.

They booked her to go to South Africa. North Africa. Sorry, North Africa. North Africa, okay. Very different places. I've never even heard of Tunis. Tunis. So one is spelled N-I-C-E, the other T-U-N-I-S.

Can you see where the confusions happen? Yeah, absolutely. We want to go to-N-E-S. Okay, Tunis. I was right. Tunis is in Tunisia. Yeah, Tunisia. Yeah, right.

They were on the plane when they realized this. On the aircraft. Yeah. It can be much different. In Tunis' credit, it looks beautiful. Apparently, someone said in the comments, if you had to pick somewhere in North Africa, that's quite a good spot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Quite a lovely spot, Tunis. Not to be mistaken with Nice in France. Yeah. One of the mistakes could you make like that. Queensland, Queensland, Queenstown. Both good options.

You would be packed. Either way, you'd be packed for the wrong place. I don't know if you'd just book a flight to Queensland, though. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, it's more of a state, isn't it? Anyway, apparently it all got sorted in the end. But who takes the head on that? You do, because you didn't read your ticket.

Like, my sister takes the hit on her flight to England because she didn't read the tickets. But they booked them on the wrong flight. Yeah, but they still would have shown you at some stage. I don't understand how. how they could have gotten all the way onto the flight. And not seeing the thing. You would see it at the gate.

You would see it on your ticket. You would see it. Yeah. So it's on them. Yeah. Wild though. You have to have your wits about you when you're traveling. Otherwise you'll end up in North Africa.

In Tunisia. We want to ask people if you ended up in the wrong destination. I had an example for this. I didn't know it was going to be this extreme. My example was my friend who's 21st was happening in New Plymouth. and my friend called asking, where's the bar? I can't find it because she'd driven to New Plymouth. Palmerston North was the 21st and she'd driven to New Plymouth.

That's pretty bad. Yeah. That's pretty bad. Like, she's not going to make it there. No, no, she didn't make it. No, she's not. No, she didn't make it. Did she have her own party in New Plymouth?

Yeah, I guess. Made the most of it. How? Go and sit in the hotel and cry? How disappointing? Very disappointing. That is the question we want to ask you, though. Did you end up at the wrong destination?

$4,540 to fly from Auckland to Tunez, by the way, if you're keen. Yeah, and how much to Nice? Two, Tunez. See, this is why it was confusing. Yeah. Where were you meant to go? Where did you end up going? There is Franklin.

Talking about this situation, you've probably seen it online where these two girls miss their flight and they need to re-book a flight to Nice, France. they've went up to the counter said can we have a flight to Nice, France and they got booked on Tunis, Tunisia. Tunis, the capital of Tunisia. Yeah. Very different places,

very different parts of the world. They didn't realize until they got on the flight. It's a very good warning to people to do your own research and make sure you're flying to the right place. I've done a little bit of research into places you could go by mistake. There's a Paris in France, a Paris in Texas, and a Paris in Ontario, Canada.

There's a London in the UK, there's a London in Ontario, Canada, and there's a London in Ohio. What the hell? There's a Rome in Italy, there's a Rome in Georgia, and there's a Rome in Queensland. Oh, yeah, you don't want to end up there.

Rome, Queensland. Yeah. Rome, Queensland wasn't building a day. Nah. Does they have a Coliseum? It's pretty rural. Yeah, right. Definitely doesn't have a Coliseum.

There's a Dublin in Ireland. There's a Dublin in Ohio. And there's a Dublin in New South Wales. God, one more and they'd be Dublin, Dublin, Dublin. Yeah, that's Tripline. Yeah. There's in Athens in Greece, in Athens in Georgia, and in Athens in Ontario. I'm noticing a pattern.

Georgia, Ohio and Ontario, they're just naming their cities after major cities around the world. Yeah, they seem like they've gotten pretty lazy. There's a Berlin in Ontario. There's Vienna in New South Wales, and there's a Moscow in New South Wales as well. So do your research. Yeah, do your research before you. Well, and just double-check your ticket. Because it's something that I learn as well is that, you know when you get on the plane and they look at your ticket, it's not to see your name.

No. It's to make sure you're on the wrong, the right flight. Yeah. And you're on the right flight if you're on the flight that the ticket says. They don't care where you're meant to go. Yeah. They just care where you're booked to go. Exactly.

Yeah. They're not asking. They're not going. I don't care. Just checking you want to go to Dublin, Ohio. And you're like, no, Dublin, New South Wales, obviously. The only Dublin I'm doing. The main Dublin.

ZD.N.S. Brinclent. For most normal people, what are we? Quarter to four, coffee cutoff time. No more coffee. Not my dad. He'll have a coffee at 8 o'clock. Will he? Oh, he's Italian though. He'll have a coffee at 11 p.m. and then go straight to sleep. When I was in Italy, they would, after dinner, they'd come around and go like,

espresso and it's like 930 at night because they don't have dinner there until 9 o'clock and I was like well if the Italian's offering it to me I guess and somehow it wouldn't keep me awake somehow it wouldn't but I feel like here it would maybe they were like let's give this white boy a decaf yeah let's give the gring what are they called non-Italians not gringoes what are they I don't know is there an Italian word for that yeah day go is it Daygo. Is that what it is? Let's give the daygo a decath. I was reading this article today from a fairly reputable source who says you should be having

four cups of coffee a day. Four cups of coffee a day. I feel, I consider myself... Is this from a coffee company? No, it's from a doctor who is a gut health specialist and he's saying four cups is what you want. I consider myself a pretty high end user of the hot bean juice at three cups a day I think it's too much I feel like that's quite a lot

four four I feel like I'd have some kind of mental breakdown our producer Claudia offered to have four cups of coffee before the show today as an experiment and I actually had to talk you out of it because I think that's a health and safety risk and on a big coffee day for me I'll have one like that's a big day for me

and if you're an anxious person and you have fours yeah four seems insane Who's having it for? Do you want to hear the logic behind it? Mm-hmm. So this doctor says four cups of coffee. It's good for heart health because they used to think coffee increased your blood pressure.

Now they say coffee drinkers have 15% lower risk of developing heart disease than non-coffee drinkers. Gut health. They're saying that people who drink coffee, it's good for your gut health. A lot of people makes them feel like they need to number two, their pants. But they're saying, actually, it's good for your gut, particularly fill. filter coffee because it's got fiber in it. Producer Ella, why are you putting your hands up? That is the same for everyone.

Oh, what? You're not special. I poop a lot. And maybe it's because I have a lot of filter coffee. Could be. Three times a day. Tell me that's normal. Good heavens.

Three times a day. So glad we're discussing this. Brain health, it's good for your brain health because coffee supports heart and blood vessels, which has a positive knock-on effect for your brain. In lower cancer risk, research shows that certain cancer like liver and breast are less common among heavy coffee drinkers. I don't drink any coffee.

Yeah, well, you're screwed. I drink tea. Tea has caffeine in it. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Tea's better for you, they say. What was your coffee order that we got into last year? Quarter-strength Mochicino.

Yeah, I went through a quarter-strength moccuccino phase, which isn't a coffee? Which is half a single shot is your quarter-strength, isn't it? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. shot so a quarter string would have been half a single yeah yeah because in new zealand i used to go

and get them for you and i said i used to say them just make her a single she won't know the difference when you order a coffee in new zealand if you just order a coffee it's automatic two shots yeah correct yeah yeah nowhere else in the rest of the world really no not even in australia a single standard coffee when you order it anywhere else is one shot yeah and then if you want double you say can i have a double shot you would have made a hard stuff here in new zealand And that's why we're always number two. Can you imagine the people that come to this country, like on holiday, and they're like, oh, God, that was a strong-ass coffee. It was double shot.

Well, not such a bad thing, it turns out. Oh, I wonder if this doctor's four coffees a day is four single shots. Probably. Oh, okay. Yes. So you're already over the... So I'm having six... So I'm having six coffees a day.

If I'm having three double shots, am I having six coffees a day? Is one, hold on, one standard coffee a single shot? I'm pretty sure. One standard drink. Oh no, why is it taking me to alcoholic drinks? Oh, because I didn't put coffee. There's one standard shot. One standard coffee is what I missed.

It says no, a single standard coffee is taking. Typically a drip coffee made with filter on. Whatever. Whatever. Either way, drink more coffee, I think, is what we're getting at. Drink more coffee. Yeah, unless it makes you anxious, then stay away from it. Or you're going toilet three times a day like Ella.

Yeah, that's probably not great. It's the vegan diet, I think. It's a fadams, Brean Clint podcast. The tea, live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. God, this guy tries a lot of new careers. Brooklyn Beckham's latest venture is hitting the states, Dean. Well, shade. Shade, good morning.

Hello, Clint. So, yes, Brooklyn Beckham is going to be opening his own burger joint called Bex Buns. I think someone said Beck's Buns has a ring to it, and he was like, you know what? We should actually make that business. They'll be opening around the US. Will it sell out? I don't know. The Mark Wahlbergers.

Did you guys ever know there was a Mark Wahlberger? Yeah, we've got a Mark Wahlbergers here in Auckland. We sure do. Oh, you do. It's very successful here in America. Is it successful then? No comment. It's kind of like a novelty thing here.

I'm not going to lie, Dean. I reckon there is exactly 2,800 burger places in New Zealand. But it's got to be the same for the States as well, Dean. I'm surprised that Mark Wahlberg was able to cut through with the burger chain, the home of McDonald's Burger King, Chick-fil-A, every other burger you've ever heard of. And people are. going to be really disappointed when they go to Bexburgers and they find out it's Brooklyn Beckham and not David Beckham.

Wow. Yeah, I think you're right about that. So, you know what, like they've got a lot of money to throw into it, a lot of deep pockets so they stand. Not to be too shady, but I mean, we're here now. Is Brooklyn Beckham the ultimate Nepo baby? Yep. He is, eh?

It's hard not to be when you parents are David Beckham and Victoria Beckham. Yeah, but Romeo seems to be doing all right, doesn't he? Yeah, look how good-looking Romeo is... That's the thing. Is he model? Is he modelling? Romeo? Yeah. I don't hope he's modelling yet. He should. I remember he, yeah, I think probably.

Do you reckon David's gutted that none of them are playing football? Nah, I don't think so. Or he doesn't want it for them. Yeah, I don't think he would ever wanted that for them because the expectation would have been too high. Yeah, right. Dean, you're still on those bun-free burgers when you go for a burger? You saw on the lettuce bun?

Yeah, just a lettuce leaf, please. Yeah. Olive oil. He's like, just put the protein stray in my mouth. Through a drip, an IV drip. No becks bun for me, thanks. That's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent, and we're back after this.

The ZDM Podcast Network. I was having some casual office chats with some of my mates out in the office earlier today. And something happened, which kind of struck me as a bit strange. and I wanted to get your take on it. Sure. One of the girls had come back from, I think she'd just seen a friend and the friend had given her a hat. It was her hat that she had borrowed from her.

She was returning her hat. Returning her hat that she'd borrowed. And I was like, oh, how good. You know, it's good when people say they'll return something and they do. And she said to me, yeah, she borrowed this three. years ago and it was at that point I said when does it become strange or like you're not borrowing something like when is the time frame yeah yeah because three years to me seems like not an amount of time that is borrowing at what point do they just owe you a new hat yeah

yeah like I'm not what that hat's probably out of season you you're right what's the timeline where you go, that person has no intention of giving my thing back. Exactly. Yeah. They've stolen rather than borrow. That's what it is. They haven't borrowed. They've stolen. They've stolen. Mm-hmm. You know? And I think I mean, depends on the item, depends

on the conversation you have. Yeah. But I think six weeks. Six weeks? Is an ample amount of time for someone to borrow something. I think that's a bit short. I think that's a bit short. Do you think six weeks is a bit short? Yeah, I reckon a season. I reckon I could borrow an item

of clothing of you for a season. You know, if you weren't using it, like a coat. Yeah, but what if I am using it? Well, you shouldn't have given it to me. Right. You know? Okay, well, I'm not going to lend you anything. Unless I say, can I borrow it for the weekend?

I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. Claudia, what do you think? What do you think the time frame is? Oh, I feel like three months is fine. Three months? Nothing to sniff at there. Why three months? Oh, just because that's just a normal time

that any friend would be happy to lend something to another friend. Have I lent you something and you haven't given it back for three months? What did I lend you? So I actually came to return it today. I brought the top that you let me three months ago. I meant to give it back. I wore it once and haven't worn it again and it's just been sitting in my room for three months. That's right.

I lent you that top to wear to the Radio Award. Claudia's bought your boob tube back. How long was the Radio Awards? Where was the Radio Award? Start of June. It was in June. Yeah. Three months.

What I said. A season. A season. A season. She's brought it back right on the change of season. Did you intend to give it back? 100%. Before we had this chat?

Yes. I've literally looked at it every day and gone, I should bring that back. And they're not done it. But it's here now. And we've all agreed three months is fine. It's not three years. Wait, you agreed that three months was fine.

The me and Glenn agreed that three months is fine. Yeah, I'm fine with her having your boob tube for three months. Hilarious. I am the type that I will, I'll give the show. shirt off my back to my friends but if you say literally i mean i gave you that shirt hey that shirt that you're wearing no shotgun can i have the blue ones not everyone can borrow i'll have your bra okay what those pants doing later undies you're wearing undies i've got to have something to go home yeah you can wear that top that claudia bought him go home in the boob tube with no pants

that'll be a sight to see i'm going to after the show tonight. Dinner and a show. It will be. I am the type where I will lend anything to anyone, but if you burn me and you never return that thing, never again. Never again.

Do you feel like that or am I just being a bit of a scrooge? People don't really borrow my stuff. Is that because they're scared of you? Oh, no, actually. Actually, no, they don't borrow clothing. Yeah. But they'll borrow items. No, they do.

Yeah. And I feel like I've got a very short leave. I feel like I'm like, hey, are you done with... Are you done with that thing? Well, I use most of my stuff. Is it? Because you're worried they won't give it back? It's worried that they'll mistreat it, yeah. I don't feel like they have the same care for things that I have.

Do you want to call out anyone on the radio right now that's borrowed something and haven't given it back? Ross Boss had my water blaster for about six months. Well, that's only double what you said is acceptable. Acceptable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, you couldn't be too angry at him. We want to know who borrowed the thing. and had it for an extraordinary amount of time

or they never returned it. You're still waiting for that thing back. Maybe they still have it. And you would like to call them out on the radio. Oh, 800 dials at em, or you can text us on 9696. What did someone borrow from you? And they had it for way too long. Maybe they still have it.

It's ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Who borrowed something from you? And they took their damn time, giving it back and maybe they never gave it back the text coming through on these are so good very good let's start with katherine hi katherine hi katherine hey katherine what was it katherine who borrowed something from you so throwing it back to 2008 when i was young

18 year old with kind of no cares in the world i lent my favorite supere red dress and my very first own hair straightener to my dead best friend where do we need to find my stuff back this way I don't get it back And you still best friends with this person How dare they

I don't talk to them anymore It's to say, we've grown apart The red flags were there to Catherine Let's be real about this 2008 she borrows your red Supre Bodycon And your GHD hair straighteners She's basically stolen your ability to go to de clubs, Catherine.

Yeah, luckily I had back up a tyre, however, the ability to straighten my hair... It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. And the thing is, Catherine, a GHD from that era, you can't buy those now. That's the golden era of GHD's. They don't make them like they used to. That GHD would still be working today if you had it. Yeah, I wish I still had it. What's her name?

would be. What's her name? Name and shame. Yeah, what's her name? Call her out. Call her out and tell her you want to back. Tell her you what's her name. What's her name?

So her name is Ashweeney, but I would say that she probably doesn't have those items anymore. She probably... Wait, her name's Ashweeney. Her name's Ashweeney. Yes, Fijian. Oh, okay. I thought it was her nickname. Quite a unique name.

She probably will know. that you're talking about her. There's not more than a couple of Ashweenies. Who borrowed a GHD in a red body con dress in 2008. Hey, Catherine, have I ever told you the story about GHD? Fun fact. It's all we got time for, Catherine. Yeah, we've got to wrap that one up.

Yeah, no. And when they broke up, one got the patent and one caught the name. Pari is here. Hi, Padre. Hi, mate. Hi, guys. What did someone borrow from you? My brother

And yeah So my brother Around two years ago I had a spare set of tyres So I had four tyres in my shed That he borrowed Yeah He never actually gave them back

He kind of used them all Until they were down to the wire Can I just Throw it out there A tie is something that you can borrow Well that was my thing as well So when I heard the segment I was like

Can you borrow a tire But he asked He said to me can I please borrow your tyres? And can I tell you that he had no intention of ever giving those tyres back? No, there's a world where you can borrow them. If you're borrowing them for CrossFit and you're just flipping them. Oh, I mean, yeah.

Or you're hitting them with the sledgehammers. Can we, let's call your brother and ask where the tyres are. Let's call him. They'll be like, you owe me a set of tyres. Well, good news. His partner actually replaced them earlier this year. Oh. But it had been two years.

Two years. What a lovely partner. Did you get brand new tyres? You get brand new tyres in the ends? Yes, and still sitting in the shed where they were when he asked for them. Oh, don't worry. You better hide those tyres because he's going to borrow them. Yeah.

In a couple of years he'll come back for those. We're asking, what did someone borrow for a stupidly long time? Someone said, I still have my best friend's hair curler. It's been seven years and yeah, I'm not giving it back. I like that you're still best friends. too. And every time you go out with curly hair, I bet your best friend's like, hair looks nice. Absolutely.

Someone said, does borrowing from your sister count? I borrowed a pair of earrings from my sister the minute she bought them 10 years ago. I never returned them. In fact, I have lost one of them. Sorry, not sorry, Michelle. That's a really good point.

Does it count if you're borrowing from your sister? Will that hold up in a court of law? Or will the judge be like, what is your sister's is yours. It's not as bad, in my opinion. Still bad, but it's not the same. My sister has had one of my favourite T-shirts for the last five years.

That's the same thing. How long is five years and sister years? You know? Yeah, I mean, that's cat years and dog years. It's five minutes. Five minutes. What about this? A few years ago, my sister was having her first baby,

so we loaned her our cot in car seat. We've never seen them again. And when they moved house, I'm pretty sure they put them on trade me. So not only did they borrow them and never give them back, they made a profit. Yeah, that's different. That's different. That's next level.

Someone said a GHD can be replaced by a Breville sandwich press. That is the most hood thing I've heard in ages. I've heard of straightening your hair with an iron on an ironing board. I have never heard of putting your hair in the sandwich press. And Brie, I'd like to ask you, are you willing to give it a go? To be honest, I tried to crimp my hair with a jaffle maker. and it worked quite well. The things we had to do back in the day.

Could we give you a perm in the air friar? Yeah, I mean, I reckon it would work. Someone else's texted. We're asking someone to borrow something for a stupid amount of time. They said, my friend borrowed an outdoor heater for a work function. He then lent it to another friend.

I've never seen it. It was eight years ago. Oh, yeah, that's never coming back. To borrow it for your work function too? It just shows that they have no. like respect to return your item. Yeah. You know?

Rack off. Yeah. Go to Kennards and rent an outdoor heater for your work function and put it on your work credit card. Yeah. Instead, I lose my outdoor heater. Forever. Forever.

Forever. So your boss can be warm. Someone said, my cousin borrowed money for a vet bill. He never paid me back. Is that borrowing? Yeah. He stole that. Cousin law is different to sister law.

I borrowed a ball dress in 1996 from a friend. I still have it. 1996. The 30-year anniversary is coming up. You should give it back to them. They'd be so shocked. Nah, you should send her a photo of you wearing it now. Be like, you want this bag?

Be like, hey, like my dress. One of my bros borrowed my missus and I still haven't got it back. Yeah, well. Yeah. My sister borrowed a bassinet from me later that day. Later that day, it was on Facebook Marketplace. See, sister law Someone's, it's got to be defined

We've got to get some kind of sister lawyer Involved in this to write some definitions Is there any lawyers that you think Specialise in Sister Law? Yeah That's a great idea for a TV show Sister Law This is Sister Law

The cases are related The lawyers are related Sister Law Bad Bits stole my I-G-H-D. Yeah, well, she's had my top for the last five years. Yeah, well, you look fattened it anyway. What?

Mom said you're adopted. Well, I kissed your boyfriend on the mouth. He's tape McRae. Sister-Law. A Z-M's Breinclin podcast. I really think we've stumbled on to some kind of genius television show here with Sister Law. Sister-Law. Are you imagining a Judge Judy-style courtroom drama?

A sister on one side's sister on. the other side, sister judge. Yes. Sister lawyers representing the sisters in court. Everyone is a sister in some way. And it's all sister on sister disputes. Boyfriends, clothing, cars. This one would count.

Inheritance. This is an example, another text that's come through. I loaned my future sister-in-law, so that counts. Yes. My wedding shoes for her wedding in 2004. That was the last time I saw them. They are now divorced and she lives in Australia. I love those shoes.

Sister law. It's a new segment on the show. Sister law. We're starting it tomorrow. You call in with your sister law disputes. And we will settle them for you. We will decide who's in the wrong, what needs to be done. Your sister can come on to represent herself if she wants to.

And if she doesn't, then we'll just believe everything that you say. If you can't afford a sister law attorney, we won't. We won't appoint one for you, but you can be your own. Sister law. Step sister law. Yep. Sister-in-law, law. Chosen sister-law.

That, like, where you're like, these are my sisters. Yeah, exactly. Sisterhood of the travelling pants. Like, you know that song. Sisters are doing it for themselves. Sister law. Hey, we're going to play What's the Plot next. and it's up to $850, or so Claudia says.

Yeah, I don't know if I'd trust her, eh? We thought it was 900, but... We were hoping it was nine. Well, it was 800 last week, so... Yeah, I mean, the math checks out, but... Claudia's a company shell. She's trying to get the money down. How dare you?

She's a plant from the company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's Ross Bossers eyes and ears. Play Z-Dems, Brie and Clint. It is what day, is it? Is it Thursday? Thursday? Thursday. On Thursdays, we play a little game called What's the Plots?

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Rehnclince, What's the Plot? Longstanding game on this show, which pits breathe superior movie knowledge against yours. and today, if you can beat her, you'll win a jackpotted amount of $850. Daniel, Kiyoda. Hi.

Hi. How you doing? Good, thank you, Daniel. You play along with this game? Yeah, when I'm in the car and I'm listening on the way home. How do you go normally, Daniel? Oh, it's hit and miss. It depends on the genre.

Okay. Well, I can give you the genre straight up. Today, Daniel, our genre of movie is tear jerkers. Do you ever opt for a tearjerker? I know some people put it on when they feel like they need a cry. That's not me. Is that you, Daniel? Probably not.

No, no. I cry enough on my own as it is. You don't need the movie. Don't need the movie. I have a cry once a fortnight. Well, it is what it is. It's tear jerkers today. Daniel, your buzzer will be Daniel.

Bree, yours will be Bree. I'll read out movie plot lines from the start. And you buzz in as soon as you buzz in, as soon as you, think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to get to the end of the plot line to have a guess, okay? Best luck, Daniel. First to two wins. Tearjerker, number one. A 16-year-old girl

meets and falls in love with a boy who is afflicted Bree. The fault in our stars. Is that what you were going to say, Daniel? No. What were you going to say? I don't know. I was going to say the notebook. I'm just throwing out guesses. That's a good idea though, Daniel. You should do that. That's what I do sometimes. The Fulton now stars do not recommend if you're in a fragile place.

Movie number two. In the 40s, a mill worker and a... Breit. The notebook. Oh, that one's going to sting, Daniel. That's the one you were waiting for. Yeah. Daniel, short game.

But I was going to say short game, but good game. But not for you. You got pants. We've got $50 KFC as a consolation price for you. How about that? Awesome. Thank you guys. Appreciate it, Daniel.

You can try the new Katsu bowl at KFC right now. Thanks for playing. Thank you. Sweet as. $900 next week. We're so close. Okay, Claudia. How many years, how many years has it been?

Since we got to a grand? A long time, I reckon. We'd have to look into the archives. I reckon it's like fair few years ago. It might have been the end of last year? I don't think so. I don't know. Time just...

All meshes into one. I've got no idea what's going on. I'm nearly 40. What happened there? Here's a question for everyone in the room and everyone listening, is it cringe when you hear someone refer to their partner as their best friend? My partner is my best friend. Is that cringe or is it cute? It's a good question. It's a good question because it's nice. It's a nice thing. There's no doubt that it's nice.

It's a nice thing, but is it cringe? I've got a couple of qualifying questions. Are they your only best friend? Because my partner, my wife, is definitely one of my best friends. Oh, see, I already know. Makes me cringe. Okay. Also, does it change? Is it true, though? Is it true, is my question?

Does it change if you're in your 80s and you guys are still together? Oh, that's pretty cute. That's cute. That's cute. Especially if all your other friends are dead. That's freaking adorable. You know, if she's the only one left. But if Clint from ZM, re-say it again, I'll see.

My wife is one of my best friends. Nah, still not there. Okay. Producers, what do you think? Ella. I just have a weird thing about being like the label of best friends. Yes. I feel it can be quite possessive and just like, I don't like it.

So, Bree, I'm with you. I just don't like the term best friend. I like bestie. So would you say your husband? Yeah? Is your husband your bestie? I don't like that. He's my husband.

Sure. Technically sure, but I don't like it. Is your partner? Would you say Sophia? It's, I don't think I would say, like, I would never say that my partner is my best friend. My partner is my partner, which I would say is better. Oh. Yeah, they're better than best friend.

Yeah. But I wouldn't use the term my partner's my best friend. True, it is a tear above. And it saves, it is a tier above. It leaves you the title of best friend. for the person one step down from your partner, doesn't it? Claudia, what do you think?

I am shocked by your opinions. Your partner's not your best friend. What are you doing? What's happening? I feel like it's... It's another way of looking at it. It's mandatory. They have to be your best friend.

Okay, okay. Here's a way to look at it. Brie? Yes. Are you friends with your partner? Yeah. Yeah, you have to be. Are you friends or are you lovers?

Oh, I don't like E. I don't like that word. Yeah. I wouldn't refer to my wife as my friend. she's my wife. Yeah. You should be best friends. My partner is my partner.

Yeah. But are you friends? Which is better. It's better. It's different. It's different. It's in a different category. It's friends with benefits.

Oh, question. I have a question too. Okay. And like when you're at a wedding, Bree, have you ever been at a wedding with a vowser? You are my best friend. Because I did that. I just realized. A lot of, was that in your vows, was it?

A lot of people do. They do. A lot of people do. They do. Okay. Here's my question for you guys. So let's say, you know, Ella, you in your vows said, you are my best friend. What about your actual best friend?

No, I see, I hate that. I hate the term best friend. Oh, you don't have a best friend. You don't even call your best friend. I don't want, I have friends. I don't like making one better than the other. Yeah, that changes. I'm sorry to exclude you, but I don't know if we can use you in the poll.

I have so many, like not heaps and heaps of friends. So many friends. But you know, I don't like making one the best or the favourite. No, I quite like what you're saying, but then you can't, unfortunately, contribute to this. Okay, see ya. Can I ask a question? Yes, you can. You won't refer to them as your best friend, but are they your best friend?

Yeah, that's it. Oh, see, that's different. So the question you stated is referring to your partner as your best friend, cringe, possibly. But does it just need to be unsaid? It's like, of course they're my best friend. They're my partner. I think maybe we've hit the nail on the head here. Okay, you think about it.

Okay, let's test it. Let's test it. Okay, ready? You ask me who my best friend is. Bree, who's your best friend? I would have to say my partner is my best friend. Suck up. Yeah, it does.

See? It does. It's yuck. It also does kind of sound like you're cheating on them. Yeah. You know, like I'd have... It doesn't sound genuine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And does that mean, if your partner becomes your best friend, Does that mean whoever is your best friend no longer is your best friend? Listen to this. This is a text that just come in. I'm a celebrant. I married my best friend and her wife. I literally said that my best friend wasn't marrying her best friend that day because I'm her best friend. Oh, see?

Yeah. Does it offend your actual best friend if you get a new partner and they become your best friend? And you say this is my best friend? Should we call my best friend and I'll tell them that my wife is my best friend? See, he would not like that. Okay, let's put it to the people. We're kind of trying to figure this out. I think we're leaning.

You know what I wanted this afternoon? Because I appreciate all the feedback coming in on the text machine. That's very good. We'll go through that in a second. I want people to call if you say this. If you can genuinely call up and say, my best friend is my partner. And I want to see if there's any, when they say that,

How do we feel? You want to run the cringometer over? Yes. If you're all willing to put yourself in this position, call us now, 0,800 dials at M if your partner is genuinely your best friend. That is Franklin. Calling your partner, your best friend. Yeah.

There's some great texts coming through on this. You suggested that calling your partner your best friend was cringe. I said, yeah. Can it be, can it be a bit? bit cringe, and is it different? Your partner and your best friend, different things. Is it the same thing? Is it different? You're right, there's lots of great texts. I love this text. It says, I'm in a group of four best friends. However, in our group, two of our friends are definitely best friends, almost inseparable, and were friends well before our group became to be.

When one of them got married, the other was the maid of honour. The bride, the bride's vow, said to the husband promised to be best friends forever and our entire group of friends gasped loudly. Yeah. They are definitely not best friends. Her and the maid of honour

are best friends and everyone stared at the maid of honour and it was kind of awkward but then we all laughed. This person's a best friend, hussy, because she's saying she's best friends with her husband, she's best friends with her best friends and then she's also in a group of six best friends.

Yeah, so how many best friends? Someone texted and said, all I know is I bid not catch my best friend calling her wife her best friend. Yeah, see, isn't it funny? You want to hear people say it? I want to see if... Who say it?

Yeah. And what? You want to tell us how it feels? How it makes us feel. Okay, Emily's called through. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hello.

Simple question for you, Emily. Who's your best friend? My partner. My best friend is my partner. And why? Um, well, I have friends, they're good friends, but my partner is, my best friend, he's the best of everything. He is the best, just, I don't know how to explain it. So you, would you say, Emily, you have one best friend and that's your partner?

Yes, I have friends, but my partner is my best friend, the best. The best, I don't know what I do about it. Yeah, yeah, okay, how do you feel about it? The top, it can't get better. How do you feel about it, Bray? make even I don't know I don't know let's try a few more out thanks Emily let's go to Holly hi Holly hi Holly hi Holly hello here's your best friend Holly my husband's my best friend okay see I didn't what's that what's different there from Holly to Emily Holly do you have

other best friends or your husband's it he is your best friend no I have multiple multiple besties but he is like the ultimate best friend okay the ultimate The ultimate, yeah. I've been together for like 10 and a half years and he knows, you know, everything. My besties know all that too, but yeah. They're besties, but he's best friend. Yeah, he's best friend. Yeah.

Okay. With benefits. Best friend with benefits, right? Absolutely. And the other besties, they don't get those benefits. They definitely don't get those benefits. Okay, just clearing things up. Just want to know how things work.

Okay, cool. Let's go to Lee. Hi, Lee. Hello, hello. Who is your best friend, Lee? My wife, Samantha. And you're not just saying that to get in the good books, Lee? I'm saying it to get in the good books, 100%.

No. Finally, some honesty from one of our claws. I've been with Sammy for 18 years. We've grown up since I was 17, and I just couldn't imagine my life of Fultures. Oh, see, that's beautiful. I've got goosebumps in a nice way, Lee. Do you have other best friends, Lee?

I do, well, I don't have best friends They've got really, really close friends And I always think a small circle is better Yeah, yeah, absolutely So you can make meaningful relationships Can I ask, what was the age That you and your missus got together? We started dating when I was 17

Yeah, right, so you've grown up together Yeah, everything together Yeah All right, thanks, Lee Another text, if my best friend called her husband Best friend during her wedding, I'd walk out Because rude One more for the vibe check, Tina's here,

Hi, Tina. Hi, Tina. Hi. It's a weird social experiment we're doing. It's all done on vibe. So just tell us who your best friend is. My best friend is truly my best friend and he is my husband. And why, Tina?

Because I found him later in life and I just can't explain how he makes me feel he listens and he never judges me and he's just amazing and he's always there. If we asked him the same question, would he give the same answer? He would tell you exactly the same. That's crazy, Tanya, because we've got him on the phone. And he said it's Dave. Good on him. Tina's off to find a new best friend.

Thanks for calling through, Tina. I was actually quite sweet. It's hard to call it cringe to their face, eh? I was actually quite, they was quite sweet. Will I change my tune? No, you never would, no. That was nice. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint.

All I want from my birthday is the birthday banger. Here we go, let's do your birthday bangers. What's a birthday banger you say? Number one song when you turn 16 is your birthday banger. The first person banging their birthday today is Joey. Kura, Joey. Hi, Joey. Hi.

How's your day been? First time caller, long time listener. Hey-oh! Go, Joey. Go, Joey. Where you been, Joey? How can we only just got you now? I'm always driving during the sickness.

Yeah, fair enough. That's fair. Well, we're glad you're finally here, Joey. Very good to have you. What is your birthday? 3 eighth of September 1981. Right, that means you were 16. In 1997, we've done our calculations.

And here's your birthday bag. Will Smith, from a simpler time, this is Men in Black. Before all the... Yeah, before all the stuff. It was a much better time. God, his videos he's putting out now a weird, eh? I haven't seen those ones. Have you heard the latest song from him, Joey?

No, I haven't. Trust me, you don't. want to. Let's not focus on that. Let's remember the good times. Yeah, this was the good times. You get men in black. Do you like it, Joey? Yes, I love it. I like it too. Excellent. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Nick. Whose birthday is today?

Hi, Nick. Oh, there, how's it going on? Happy birthday, Nick. Thank you very much. Have you got any presents yet, Nick? Yes, actually. I got one this morning from my beautiful wife. Oh, yeah. We're building a house, so the theme this year is gifts for the house. cute, so what did you get?

Pretty awesome butchers for the kitchen. Butchers block, yeah, that's nice. How bloody good. Love good butchers block. Well, let's do, what year are we talking, Nick? 1996. All right, that means you was 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Banger. Are you kicking into the last year of your 20s, Nick? Yes, yes I am, unfortunately What an appropriate song then You enjoy that minimal back and hip pain, Nick Yeah, that's what to go now Lack of hangovers Get all those renovations done

Trust me Do all the low stuff Do all the landscaping All the skirting boards now Yeah, the landscaping All the, you know The shoveling, do that now We have a guy who

Who critiques our show Every six months he comes and sort of tells us what we're doing good and what we're doing bad. And he's like, you guys do need to remember that you're aging. And I think that was a prime example. No, I know. My back hurts. I know that I'm aging. Craig, if you're listening. Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte.

Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, you just made my day so much better. Oh, stop, Charlotte. You've got great energy. What is your birthday? 13th of October 1994.

All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2010 and we've done our calculations for you, Charlotte. Here's your birthday bang. I feel like it suits you, Charlotte. What a tune. Charlotte's coming through. I mean, you can't go wrong with Rihanna, can you? There is no way on planet Earth.

that this is a 15-year-old song. On this earth, it is? It's not possible, is it, Charlotte? Oh, my God. Okay, wait there. We have to decide between Will Smith, Carly Ray L. City and Rihanna Only Girl in the World. I really like all of them.

I could vote for any of them, which means Nick's birthday is going to sway it for me, and I'm going to vote. Good time. Oh, me too. I like them all. I think I've got to go with men in black.

Oh, okay. You're going with Joey. Yeah, our first time caller, long time listener. Claudia, split the diff. What's the winner of birthday banging today? Oh, no, I was thinking about Rihanna, but I feel like I need a side with one of you.

And I think because it's next birthday, we've got to celebrate it, right? Oh, classic. Don't go with Bree. No! Classic Claudia. Classic now. Happy birthday, mate.

Cheers, thanks very much. Sweet as. All good, man. Watch out for those 30s. They'll get you, man. Yeah, look out, Nick. Voltaire is the key. Yeah, thanks guys.

I broke up on the right side of the bed. What's up with this Prince song inside my head? Hands up if you're down to get down tonight. Because it's always a good time. Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care. Hopped into a cab, take me anywhere. I'm in if you're down to get. Get down.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Carly Ray and Al City Good Time on ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of birthday banger for Nick, whose birthday's today, that song was number one

on this day, 2012. People are saying, See, told you guys that Carly Ray Jepson wasn't a one hit wonder, but that was an Al City song. That was an Al City song, yeah. So can you call...

No, no, remember we had specific criteria for that. We didn't accept it if their follow-up hit was a collab. Yeah, because that was a hit, yes. Like how Claudia wanted to put Bastille-feet marshmallow in there. Yeah, but there's... Or marshmallow feet Bastille.

Yeah. Oh, I was trying to argue that they had a second song that was just theirs. That was... What was the second song? The things we lost in the fire, fire, fire. Yeah, come on, that was not a global hit. If the DJ puts on things we lost in the fire, fire, fire by Bastille, I'm getting an Uber. Yeah, that's when you know it is time to go home.

Like, come on now. Yeah, come on now. The ZDM Podcast Network. Can't believe we're still talking about the Coldplay CEO cheating scandal. But we are because little bits of information just keep coming out. It's like they wait three weeks and then they give us a little bit more. And then they wait three weeks and they give us a little bit more. They just want to milk everything they've got out of this thing.

The stuff that came out last week was that the woman in the video, The head of HR from the company, from astronomer company, whatever, the one being cuddled by the CEO, it came out last week that she has filed for divorce from her husband. Yep. Which, kind of a no-brainer. You've been involved in the most high-profile cheating scandal since Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

I don't see your relationship recovering from that. No. What's come out in the last 48 hours is her, ex-husband, the guy who didn't do the cheating, or at least didn't do the cheating at Coldplay, has come out and he's spoken to People magazine, he said, we actually separated a couple of weeks before the Coldplay concert. So what we haven't... Wait, yes.

Wait, so she hasn't done anything wrong? She? She's in the clear. She's in the clear. Oh, no. Oh, I feel bad for her now. She is still the head of HR. Yes.

But she's punching up. He's the CEO. It's not like she's the head of HR and the guy was some married intern. Yeah. She's, oh, no. So the husband's confirmed it. He said, no, no, we separated.

Not only did we separate, we separated. It's all good with me. Amicably. Okay. We had a good separation in the weeks leading up to the Coldplay concert. She's just filed for divorce now because being separated and being divorced, obviously two different things.

But, yeah, she was... You're kidding me! At the Coldplay concert, she was single and ready to mingle. So she was not doing anything wrong in that sense. Doesn't sound like it. She wasn't cheating on anyone? No. Because she was separated.

Yeah. Oh my God, that's blown my mind. She was just the other woman. So the... Yeah, right. Oh, okay, so yeah, but yeah. She's still the other woman. She's still the other woman.

But I mean... But let's be real. The backstops with him. The real a-hole in all of this. is him, the CEO. So now we are back to CEO bashing where we started. It's now all on him. He's the worst.

He was in a relationship, a committed relationship. He was the CEO. And he's at a concert canoodling with the head of HR. And he was at a co-play concert. I mean, honestly. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. That's the end of the

show. Oh, boo! We want more. All good things, Brie. You have to come to an end. till midnight. I believe it's coming out tonight. Producer Ella's working on the big video of the Nocky being made in the radio studio. Yeah, people have been asking.

Is that debuting tonight? Yeah, we'll be up now. Owee! You can see Bree's Radio Studio recipe for homemade Nocky. And none of us got sick. No, Claudia took the whole plate home and finished it. Wait, is that where my tummy hurts? I genuinely have been like, I feel a bit sick today.

Don't, don't. No, I'm really 100% genuine. It was delicious. though. I really enjoyed it the second time. Yeah, even if it is worth it?

Yeah, 100%. Even if you've got a sore tummy worth it? That's what I always say about drinking lactose. Yeah, yeah, worth it. And I do it again. Always worth it and I do it again

over and over. Okay, at Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, that's us. Go watch our video. Follow us. Tell us how cool we are. Say to this, just write

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See you guys tomorrow for a Friday. Bye-bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.