ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th April 2023

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, where Brie is currently measuring her breasts with a magnetic ruler. I hate that word. You know if you had a piercing, you had the word breasts? Yeah, it just feels, oh stop. Is it the tss? Yeah, is it tss? Okay, she's measuring her breast.

One boob. That's true. Like from the base to the other base. 29 centimetres. Not bad. So... Pretty good. Pretty good.

Oh, yeah, nice. That's... I don't know. Hold on. Oh, you reckon they're the same? No, one's bigger than the other. Oh, yeah. Are you going all the way across?

60 centimetres. What? Pretty good. Oh, yeah, I want to see if this one's the same. You know, if you had a nipple piercing, that ruler would stick to it right now. It's magnetic. Would it?

Oh, yeah, it would too. Yeah. Has anyone here ever had a nipple piercing? No. No, my friend does. They scare me. They're hot. True.

You actually, I don't think, could get a nipple piercing. I genuinely don't think I could get a nipple piercing. I genuinely don't think I could get a nipple piercing. They'd have to put it on just skin. They'd have to go through the actual breast. The breast-us. I hate it. What do you call them if you don't call them breasts? Boobs.

Titties. Yeah, fat titties. When you go to the doctor, if you have an issue with your... I say, yeah, that's a great question. If you go to the doctor and you've got a problem with your boob, what do you say? I've got a sore boob to the doctor and you've got a problem with your boob, what do you say? I've got a sore boob. Fix me.

I've got a sore boob. I'd probably say boob. Yeah. I wouldn't say breast. Breast is such a formal word. Chest. Like chest. No, chest pain is a heart thing.

You can't say you've got chest pains. Yeah, because then he'll look at, oh, he. They. Oh, my gosh. They will look at other things. Yeah, jeez. You're cancelled. I'm living in a man's world, eh?

It's fine to say he if your doctor is a man. Yeah, true. Is your doctor a man? Well, I grew up with a man doctor, and then I changed all the way out in Timbuktu to a female doctor. And now I don't go because it's so far away. My doctor's so far away, but I would not change her for the world. She's the most amazing doctor I've ever had in my whole life. Worth the trip. I love doctors i never thought about this but i was reading something that said you should if you can keep the same doctor your whole life if you can if you can do

that if you move around you can i know then you can but but if you can it's better it's better yeah true but it's better that they have they're shit though? Yeah, true. But it's better that they have some vague knowledge of your past. Yeah. So that you go in with something and there's an off chance they go, wait, I remember something five years ago where you had a problem with that. And then we link those two things together and boom, we've figured it out. Dying.

Yeah. Because you know what's interesting? When I moved to New Zealand, it's way more of a thing here that people keep the same doctor for a long time. I don't have a doctor. Don't you even have one? No. You should go get a doctor. I'm like, we're just out of doctors, but I don't have a specific doctor.

Oh, you know, me too. Yeah, right. You should sign up for my doctor. She's kind of near where you live. She's got a waiting list that's real long, real hard to get into. Count me out. I found my dream doctor about five years ago and then she resigned. So, yeah.

Why was she your dream doctor? She was just good. Yeah. You know, you get a good vibe. And the first time I went to her. They listened to you? I was really sick. And she was like, I need to work today.

And I don't remember this. And she's like, well, you're pretty sick. You probably shouldn't work. I was like, no, no, I need to work today. We're launching a brand new radio show. Yeah. And she's like, oh, okay. Well, I'll dose you up on Sudafed and that sort of thing. We'll get you through the day and we'll deal with it later.

What radio show, by the way? I said, oh, I'm doing a new afternoon show on ZM with someone called Bree. She goes, you guys are replacing Jason PJ. Better be good. I love them. You were Sudafa-feet. And you saw her for quite a while

and she'd always comment on stuff we were doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened to me too at my last radio job where I went to get some laser on my foof. And then she would ask me all these personal questions because she'd listened to our radio

show and I was like, can you just zap my... Just pretend you don't know who I am. Can you just zap my gooch and we'll talk about my family after? Can this be an anonymous situation? Hang out. Just don't talk in that situation.

No, I don't mind. I don't mind talking. I don't mind talking. It needs to be small talk though. I think it's way more awkward if there's no talking. I'd rather nothing. You're in too much pain. Really?

Oh, no, it doesn't hurt. I was getting shivered, and the lady's like, I'm shivered. Do you talk when you go to the hairdresser? Wait, you were getting shivered? Shivered. Sugar wax. Never again.

Oh, what's a sugar wax? Sugar wax. It's like wax made out of sugar, basically. Is that a vegan waxing, is it? No, it was just some natural shit and so sore and the worst thing in my life. It's like sandpaper burning. Is it vegan to get waxed?

Because you're a living thing and they're inflicting pain on you. Yeah, but I've consented, Clint. Cows don't talk. Quick, Gordie asked, do you talk to the hairdresser? I always talk to the hairdresser. I had one years ago, though, that would have a sign that would say, yes, I want to.

And you'd mark how much you want to be talked to. I like that. I talk with them if I'm vibing with them. But if I'm not, I don't put the effort in. I'm really bad. I love that. Depends on your mood. Wait, do you have a hairdresser?

I. No, you don't. You don't. I don't have a dedicated hairdresser because I don't like to be familiar with. Do you have a hairdresser? I, no, I don't. I don't have a dedicated hairdresser because I don't like to be familiar with people. What the heck? This is so interesting about you. This is fascinating. There was a kebab shop up the road that I used to go to at my old job.

And the moment that he repeated my order to me before I said it, when he said it first, I was like, I could never come back. Yeah, I'm sorry. Wow. Really? It's really like i should like it's really sweet but that's lovely you can never go to the hairdresser and just say oh it's just the usual yeah and there was one hairdresser that i really liked and i should have stuck with

her and i don't know where she is now gutted i haven't had a haircut in four years serious haven't been to the hairdresser in four years yeah Yeah. How does it look so good? Oh, I trim it myself. Oh. Legit. And my partner's always like, wash your hair down the bloody drain if you're going to cut a bit here. Oh, no. Do you just leave your clippings lying around?

I don't cut heaps. I just cut the ends off. I get the same criticism of my beard here. It's like the worst thing in the world. Is it only beard hair? Yeah, it's only beard hair. But it's like the worst thing in the world that I should leave a couple of. beard hair. It's like the worst thing in the world. Is it only beard hair? Yeah, it's only beard hair. But it's like the worst thing in the world that I should leave a couple of...

It is. Wait, a couple of tiny hairs. And yet, whose job is it to remove the entire massive dreadlock of women's hair from the sink in the shower once a month and dredge this thing up? Looks like we've been trying to drown Bob Marley. That's my job.

And do I complain about it? No. At least you don't have to stand on that with your little clean feet. Yeah, but that's like once a year you've got to do that. Once a month. You're doing that once a month. Come on. How much have you put down there? I've got some hairy women in my house.

You're not doing that once a month. Nah, nah, nah. But when it needs doing, I do it. Yeah. That is it. That is it. I think I've been, I think my memory's been altered by, because a lot of women's hair, women lose a lot of hair after they have a baby. The hormones.

Really? Yeah. So I think for the last two years, there's been a lot of hair. But yeah, you're right. It's really slowed down. Yeah. And if my wife is listening, I love you,

and I'm sorry for talking about it. I was going to say. I love you and I'm sorry and I'll clean the sink and I'll clean the shower. What would I rather, pull a bunch of hair out of a drain or push a really large object out of my vagina? I think I'd rather the pulling the hair. Yeah. Well, you haven't pulled the hair, so.

No, I have pulled the hair. That's my job in my household and it's disgusting it it really is it is freaking feral yeah so what have we learned we need to get claudia a doctor a hairdresser and a kebab guy that's so gutting do you miss that do you miss the kebabs yeah they were really good and they were like pretty cheap too we should go i could still go you should go tomorrow on the show in order. It's probably forgotten me. It's been a while.

You know, I kind of get what you're saying because like I love my dentist. Like I like, I really love them. But then I'm kind of scared to go because they listen to our show. Right, Clint? While you're in the chair, they have ZM. Well, you know, they love ZM. And I feel embarrassed or scared to go back in case

I haven't done all the things right with my teeth. You know? Whereas if I didn't know them I wouldn't, I'd still be scared. But I feel worse because they know me and then, not that they I feel like they're judging me at all but I'm kind of like oh I feel so embarrassed.

This is why I had to break up with my hand therapist. Why? Remember when I told you about this? What? I pulled my finger out of the socket playing rugby. She beat you in a thumb war, didn't she? Yeah. Hand therapy is so intimate.

You would know this. You sit across a very small table from this person and they massage your hand and they're at eye level with you and they do like 30 minutes, three times a week and you get to know this person. And then I missed a couple of our appointments. And you feel embarrassed that you missed them. Yeah, and I had a voicemail from her. She's like, hey, you've missed two in a row now.

I just need to know what's happening because. It's kind of like you've ghosted someone and then you feel awkward about it. But I felt like I'd let her down. That's how I felt with my hand up to two. So I just never went back. And now look at you. And now look at my finger. It's fucked.

It really is. Look at my finger. I did the work, baby. I did the work. She's brand new. Yeah. Oh, I want that so bad. It bends perfectly.

But you know what I was embarrassed about when I went to my hand doctor therapy lady is that because remember how I'd have a piece of tape on my finger that would hold it back in place and then i'd have that disgusting cast over it yeah and she would obviously always take the cast and the and the tape off to look at how i was going and every time she took it off i was like it was just filthy under there and your fingers a bit shriveled and my fingers shriveled it just looks like a shriveled up penis or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was always real embarrassed. And my nail was

real yuck. I was like, oh, this is so embarrassing. They would have seen much worse though. Yeah, that's true. That would have been the worst thing they've seen. I know, but I just felt bad that she had to then touch it. I was like, I feel bad. Can I go wash it? I was like, oh. If my hand therapist is listening, can I just say I'm sorry. And if I could go back to 2013, I feel bad. Can I go wash it? I was like, oh. If my hand therapist is listening, can I just say I'm sorry?

And if I could go back to 2013, I would. You could get surgery on that. I'm not worried about the finger. I'm worried about the relationship. Oh, right. That's what really needs. Hey, it's the relationship that really needs therapy. Yeah.

Nice. You could always just go back, you know, to try and rekindle something. Surprise her. Come over here. I'll break your other finger. Enjoy the podcast. See you tomorrow. Bye.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Sit in. Brie. And Clint. And I'll see you. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show with Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint Show with Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, everyone.

Happy Wednesday. Happy Wednesday. Already hump day, which means I need to get home. It's going to be a fun night. What's on hump day? Minestrone soup. Oh, delicious. Yeah, we have soup on hump days.

Do you make your minestrone from the leftover bits of pasta from the other pastas? Absolutely not. Really? We don't eat enough pasta. I like the little, the soup stars, we call them. You can't get them everywhere. Yeah. But they really make or break.

What does a soup star do? It's just like a little tiny star that's pasta. Oh, okay. And then it's like the pasta element of the minestrone. Not like a star anise or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What do you put in yours? Never made a minestrone.

Yeah, that was a... What the answer I thought I was going to get. I was expecting you to just be impressed enough by my idea of using your leftover bits of other pastas to make the minestrone. I'm talking your macaroni elbows, your pasta spirals, even your little broken bits of spaghettias to make the minestrone. I'm talking your macaroni elbows, your pasta spirals, even your little broken bits of spaghetti could go into the minestrone. Yeah, I don't like a hefty bit of pasta in my minestrone,

hence the soup stars. But I bet you learnt that from Jamie Oliver. I did. I knew. Where do I get alphabet pasta to go in my minestrone? Oh, I like alphabet pasta. They're good too. They're nice.

Today on the show, what are we doing? What's happening? What's going on? A lot of fun things. Yeah, we've got a new game that we want to play. Do you want to practice our new intro for now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Producers.

This needs a lot of work, and this is not happening on the show until closer to 5 o'clock, but it has a custom intro that we've decided we're brave enough to do it live. Yeah, I think we should do it live. This is our first. Oh, no, we've probably done bits and pieces of this before, but are the producers ready? This is dangerous.

Ready. Okay, wait, I need to remember what we're singing. So the line is, who do you think they are? To the Spice Girls song. To the Spice Girls. Okay. Here we go. Good luck, everybody.

Good luck. Good luck, everybody. Okay, good luck. This is just a practice, okay? This is just a practice. Nobody take this too seriously. Don't get down on yourself if you stuff it up. Mainly talking to myself.

I don't even know the song. Good luck. Here we go. I said, who do they think they are? Do they think they are? You said, who do they think they are? Not bad for a first attempt. Someone said you.

Yeah, someone said you. You're supposed to say you. You're all saying they for both of them. Oh. What? You're in the wrong. Anyway, we'll explain how that game works. Me telling someone off.

Just before five o'clock. Right now, though, if you want to play Tradie vs. Lady, we've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs, and there's no singing involved at all. We promise. Not from us, anyway. Not from us. Not from us.

If you want to play, 50 bucks up for grabs, 0800-DIAL-ZM. We need a tradie and a lady. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. Taylor Swift, it's all the girls you loved before. About her now ex-boyfriend. Jo Alwyn. Jo Alwyn.

Oh, that would have been a good question for Tradie vs. Lady, wouldn't it? Yeah, what is Taylor Swift's most current ex-boyfriend? Nah, who is Jo Alwyn? Also a good question. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady, shall we? Brian Clint, Tradie vs. Lady. Let's play tradie versus lady, shall we? Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Here we are.

The ladies got up with a win yesterday, so they're one ahead on 30 points. The tradies on 29. Let's go to our lady first. She's 31 years old. She's from Auckland. She is half Indian, half Malaysian, and has two fair-skinned ginger children. What a cocktail.

Welcome to the show, Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Where do you think that influence has come from, your hubby? Oh, yeah. Definitely pick who you marry. Is he Scottish or Irish? He's Irish-Maldi. There you go. It's going to come through every single time. What a mess. Every single time. Beautiful, wonderful. You're taking on our tradie today. They're 20 years old.

They're from Auckland and they love surfing. Welcome to the show, Joseph. G'day, Joseph. Short or long board, Joe? Short board all day. Short board all day? Best beach you've ever surfed. Where is it? I'm going to have to say, you know, the local.

Port Waikato. It's the guy who gets up. Nice, nice. Okay, Joe, your buzzer is tradie. Sarah, yours is lady. Whoever gets three questions correct first is going to get 50 bucks cash from KFC. And just so you know, the ladies are ahead by one point at the moment. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

What is falafel? Oh, Joe, you put some pressure on yourself. Here we go. Sorry, sorry. Carry on. Question number one. What is falafel predominantly made of? Ladies.

Yes, Sarah. Chickpeas. She's off to a good start. That is correct. Chickpeas. Can you say the food again? Can you say the food again? Falafel.

Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. You say falafel. I say falafel. No, you say falafel. I say falafel. Yeah, you say falafel. Falafel. Falafel? Falafel. Falafel? Yeah. Falafel? You say falafel, I say falafel.

No, you say falafel, I say falafel. Yeah, you say falafel, I say falafel. No, anyway, carry on. One to the ladies. Question number two. What is the closest star to the sun? Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

She's been falafeled. You stuffed me up with the falafel, falafel chat. We're going to buzz that question out. Sorry, guys. That's been falafeled. You stuffed me up with the falafel falafel chat. We're going to buzz that question out. Sorry, guys. That's my bad. It was meant to be closest star to Earth, and it is the sun. Question number three. Buzz in when you tell me who sings this song. Oh, Sarah.

Sarah, just in. Eminem. Well done. It is Eminem. Nice work. Banger from him. Question number four, two to the ladies. You need this one here, Joe, to stop her. What is the first rule of Fight Club? Ready. Joseph.

Joe, Justin. Don't talk about Fight Club. Nice. Good man. And to be honest, we will be getting a cease and desist letter after this. We just broke the first rule of Fight Club. So that was an oversight from us. Question number

five. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Which name is shared by a drunk man from the Simpsons and a large purple dinosaur? Lady. Yes, Sarah. For the win. Bunny. She's got it. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Sarah's obviously our winner She's got the $50 cash I just want to cross live now to Joseph Let's cross live now Who came in hot at the start with a Not for long Any words?

He's not feeling good Did you have some dodgy falafel for lunch? Could be worse, Joe You could have stuffed up question number two like I did. Hey, well done, Sarah. You're the champion. Congratulations. Oh, thank you.

50 bucks, mate. Nice work. Bree and Clint. We need to talk about something, guys. Family meeting. Come on in, producers. Come on into this. Because before the show, Clint said something quite outrageous.

And it was after a comment I made, because my parents are visiting at the show, Clint said something quite outrageous. And it was after a comment I made, because my parents are visiting at the moment, and we were talking about the movie we watched last night, my partner and my parents, which it doesn't matter what movie we watched. It's not relevant. It's more the fact that we watched a movie last night on a Tuesday night, a week last night on a Tuesday night,

a weeknight. On a Tuesday night? And Clint says. That's not weeknight behaviour. That's not a Tuesday activity. Movies are for the weekend. Movies are a Friday, Saturday, and if you're feeling up for it, Sunday activity.

Not a Tuesday night. You sound ridiculous. No, I don't think I do. Producers are with me on this. What's the difference between a Sunday night and a weeknight? Why is that different? Yeah, why is there a difference? Oh, it's a school night.

Huh? Not for me. Sunday night's a school night. I haven't been to school in years. You know what I mean. For a long time. I don't believe, I understand that I'm wrong in this room. I'm severely outvoted, three to one.

But on the text machine, can someone back me up? Movies are not for days, movies are not for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursdays. I feel like you're... Watching a movie at home. Like if you got given tickets to the movies or something or... First text, Clint, you're being ridiculous. No, no, no, no.

Okay, ignore that one as well. Ignore that one. But like Brie brought it up as well. Yeah. That when you're watching two episodes of a series, that's almost a movie length as well. Because you always say that you usually, you and your missus, your misso, watch two episodes of a TV show on a weeknight.

Yeah, correct. Same length as a movie. Two and a half, we're feeling freaky. Same length as a movie. Yeah and a half, we're feeling freaky. Same length as a movie. Yeah, but that's not the point. A movie is such a major investment. It's like a whole thing. And a TV show with 10 episodes isn't?

No, no, no. That's broken into chunks. It's different. It's psychologically different. I can't explain why it's different. I think you're missing out. Maybe it's because you can, if you watch one episode of a TV show, you can go to bed or you could do something else

or there's a break in the middle, there's an intermission. This makes so much sense now as to why Clint has never seen the majority of movies that we talk about. You're actually not wrong. My window for watching movies is very small because I only allow myself Friday and Saturday.

And then if there's sport on, there's no movies. You haven't seen any movies. You're, like, literally missing out. Someone said, go back to 1954, Clint. Excuse me. You know why I think you think like that? Because back in the day, back in the olden days, kids, movies were for weekends because you had to go down to the video shop

and you had to pick a movie and you had to rent it. Clint, you know that Netflix is a thing. You don't have to go buy them. Oh, is it? Someone text me. I watched a movie today. See, that blows my mind

that someone watched a movie today. It's Wednesday. Guess what, Clint? I watched a movie this morning. No, you didn't. You're just trying to irk me. No, I did. Look, it's not all against me.

What about this? I'm with you on this one, Clint. Strictly weekend jobs. Movies. That's a weekend activity. But why? There's no good reason. I agree with Clint.

Not a weeknight activity. Okay. Okay. Look, I'm going to be open-minded. You give me a solid, good reason as to why you can't watch movies on weeknights, and we will be open to it. Right, producers? Sure. Yeah. producers? Sure.

Yeah, okay, sure. And we're all ears. You just don't do it. There's some things you just don't do. That's so weird. You know I'm converted. No, no, you've convinced me. Nah.

I know I'm not alone. I'm happy to be wrong with you guys. I just know that I'm not alone. Someone just texted through and they said, I'm watching a movie right now. Shut up, you are not. Franklin, here's new Charlie Puth. Watching a movie right now.

Speaking of punch, Claudia copped one right to her millennial feelings today, she was telling us. Pretty upset about it. Yeah. It was devastating. Yeah, I can imagine it would be. You've been the victim of an ageist hate crime, haven't you? It doesn't feel good either. I've only just come into that realm where I'm actually feeling like I'm older than other people. Like I'm still a kid. At heart.

At heart. Explain to us what happened today that made you feel old and over the hill. Well, I went to the mall, which I never do. And I was like, I'll just look around. And then I went, I was just at the front of this shop and this group of girls who would have been, I don't know, 18 to 20 kind of thing. They were just chatting and I was like, oh, cute, hanging out.

So I just started listening in a little bit and they walked past this T-shirt. They're weird, by the way. No, they were just, it was sweet. They were right next to me. Okay, all right. It wasn't creepy. Are you following kids around the mall? No, Clint. Okay, all right. It wasn't creepy. Are you following kids around the mall?

No, Clint. Okay. All right. It's not weird. It's okay. If you were 18, it would be normal because they'd be your same age group. And I am 18. You know, because you're...

Because you're in your 30s. I'm not in my... I'm 29. That was so bad from you, Clint. Well, you're in your 30s to them. Yeah, that's probably fair fair That's not what he meant Anyway this is not about me this is about what happened to you So they were in a shop

Which has got a bunch of like old band tees And like there was a Barbie t-shirt And they saw this Avril Lavigne shirt And one of them she turned to her friends And she said Wait is anyone here old enough That they listen to Avril Lavigne? How dare they?

I love Avril Lavigne, but to them, I don't know her. I don't know Avril Lavigne. No, I'm not old enough for that. How old do you reckon these kids were? I'd say 18. So there's a good chance. Hey, at least they knew who Avril Lavigne was. True.

That's a start, I guess. There's a good chance they weren't born when Avril Lavigne came out. Oh, God. Which is quite confronting. That is very confronting. In these situations, we like to defer to our Gen Z. We keep her on staff for situations just like this. Ella, do you know who Avril Lavigne is?

Yeah, on SingStar. I used to sing her song. No. Oh, my God. What? Of course you did. What about yesterday in Tradie versus Lady, a game we play at the start of our show,

when the two people playing, the tradie and the lady, didn't know who Shania Twain was. That was a shocker. That was a shocker. That made me feel instantly old. I was like who Shania Twain was. That was a shocker. That was a shocker. That made me feel instantly old. I was like, Shania Twain? I think the question was, who sings the song, Men I Feel Like a Woman?

Neither of them. And they were both like, oh, shit. Never heard of it. I can jump in on this. I felt old once. No. No, you're not allowed to jump in on this. Why not?

You. You. Well, here we go. No, no, no. Let her speak. Let her not? You. You. Well, here we go. No, no, no. Let her speak. Let her go. She's 22. Go on.

Go for it. Tell us how you were made to feel old. My 16-year-old sister heard Seven Things on the radio by Miley Cyrus and goes, what's this song? Okay. Wow. I felt old. Shit.

Oh, right. No, that's fair. That's fair. That. Oh, right. No, that's fair. That's fair. That's a good one. You know what's crazy is because we were planning the show and we were talking about doing this and we all had to bring, you know, something recently that's made us feel old. Yeah.

And I'm not joking, you guys. Straight after we had that planning meeting, I've walked out into the office to go to the bathroom. This legit happened and i you know the part where obviously you have to hold the door for someone sometimes yeah and this young lad who works in the building but him and i don't really know each other i think he works in another part of the building opens the door for me as i'm walking through he No, he did not. He did not. He goes, there you go, ma'am. He did not. He ma'ams you.

You got ma'amed. And then I didn't know if he said man or ma'am. And I was like, which one would I rather? I was like, neither of them. You old. The reason why I didn't want Ella to contribute to this segment is because she is the thing that makes us feel old 95% of the time. Case in point,

when the Oscars were on last month, John Travolta was on stage presenting the In Memoriam and Ella goes, hey look, it's the mum off hairspray. Which it is. But to me, for that to be your first point of reference

for John Travolta. I didn't know John was in Greece. I love how she just called him by his first name. I didn't know John was in Greece. John Travolta then handed over to Lenny Kravitz, who was performing the song for the In Memoriam. And Ella goes, hey, look, it's Sinner from Hunger Games. He can play piano. He is great in Hunger Games.

I will give you that. He's very good. I is great in Hunger Games. I will give you that. He's very good. I'm not going to apologise. We want to know on 0800DIALZM this afternoon, what was the moment, the thing, the person, what was it? What was the thing that made you feel old? Yep. Could be any particular moment,

just something where you're like, oh my God, that made me feel really old. Yeah. And it may have just made you feel the age that you are. Yeah. But up until that point, you'd been delusional. You'd just been like Claudia,

sifting around the mall, looking for the youths. Hey guys, we're going to get a frozen Coke. Who wants to bum a ciggy off me out the back? Guys. I've got free vapes. Come on.

Come on, kids. I'll text 9696. Bree and Clint. So we're asking, what's the moment that made you feel old just like that one? Someone's texted and they said, I work in hospo. And whenever the parents say to the kids, say thank you to the lady. Makes me feel so old. Someone just texted and they said, the thing that made me feel old,

I found out recently that PlayStation 2s are now in museums. Yep. PlayStation 2. That'll do it. What about this one? When I found out my co-workers had never heard of the show The Hills. Yeah, see that? Wow.

Yeah. That's a real line in the sand. It is. You know? Yeah. This one will only resonate with a certain age group, but if you get it, this one hits me hard. I was telling my 21-year-old work colleagues

that you used to not be able to text between phone providers, like between networks. So if you had a Vodafone. Was that a thing? And I had a Telecom, not a Spark, I couldn't text you. I couldn't. Wow. Claudia, do you remember that?

I do remember that. You do remember that, right? And then you could text, but it was like a dollar. 20 cents. It wasn't 20 cents to text your local one, and then it was like a dollar to text the other provider. Even just you saying that, and all of us are in the same boat, that it costs per text message.

I remember when my phone plan went to one cent texts, and I was like, this is so good. I could send 100 texts for a dollar. Who remembers? Text 2000 was awesome. Who remembers when there was a certain hour for certain phone providers where it was free to call anyone? We used to have an hour of free texting.

Did you get calling? Yeah, we used to have a free hour of calling. That was good. And now no one wants to answer the phone. Oh, how times have changed. We're going to talk to Zavanna. Hi, Zavanna. Hi, Zavanna. Hi, guys. Tell us, Zavanna, when was the moment that

made you feel old? So last year when I was flying home from the Friday Jams concert, I was sitting next to two girls who had been to the concert as well. They were chatting about it and I said that I was just a little bit disappointed that Shaggy hadn't sung all of his songs.

Okay. And they turned around and said, they're like, yeah, well, who knows them anyway? Like, he should have just sang them

and it would have been okay. They're like, I know them all by heart. And I just picture you, Zavada, going, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know who he is either. you, Zavanna, going, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, oh. He sucks.

I don't know who he is either. I never heard of him. I never heard of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm bold from them that they found him. No, I sadly looked down and just said, I kind of grow up with them. How bold of them that they felt, you know, like they could turn around and say that to one of their elders.

How dare they? Respect your elders. Let's talk to Ruby. Hey, Rubes. Hi, Ruby. Hello. Tell us, Ruby, what was the moment or the thing that made you feel real old? I'm a singing teacher.

I'm only 22, but some of my students were like 12, 11, don't know or haven't seen High School Musical or Grease. Get your head in the game, Ruby. High School. Grease, I can kind of understand. I imagine Grease to a 12-year-old kind of looks like what Chitty Chitty Bang Bang looked to us as kids. Really, really, really old.

It's so pixelated. But High School Musical, I would have thought that was Smack Bang in the Wheelhouse. I really thought, but no, apparently never seen it, didn't really know any of the songs. I was hurt. Wow. Have you opened their minds, Ruby? Yeah, I made them watch it.

I gave them homework. Yeah, good. And that's the power of a teacher. That's what you can do. Oh, God. This one. Someone texted me and they said, I was at a party last week. Someone said they'd never heard Untouched by the Veronicas.

What? Such a great song. Can you imagine you're at a party and this comes on for the first time? Can you imagine hearing this song for the first time ever? Oh. This would blow your mind. You're like, is this Beethoven? Mozart.

Wait, what is this? And then the drums kick in. Wait for it. Oh, what is this? And then the drums kick in. Wait for it. Oh, this is sick. Let's talk to Helen. Hi, Helen. Hi, Helen. Hi, guys.

What was the moment that made you realise you were old? Helen, what happened? So it was probably like five years ago, but I was driving my younger cousins. They were in the back seat. And they said to me, what are these handles on the inside of the doors for? And they were to put the windows up and down.

And they thought it was such a novelty that they were just sitting there playing the whole trip, putting the windows up and down. That's incredible. I have never thought about it like that. Wow. Wow. And did you blow their minds, Helen, when you were like, back in my day, kids, there was no air conditioning in cars.

That's wild. Bloody kids have got it too easy, eh? Bloody kids. Yeah, God, they've got it so smick. Your first car, no one's first car had electric windows. The tensions are high in the studio. Risky business. It's okay, we're going to warm up to it, okay? Your first car, no one's first car had electric windows. Brian Clint. The tensions are high in the studio. Risky business. It's okay.

We're going to warm up to it, okay? We're going to warm up to it. I reckon we're going to nail it on the first go. We're launching a new segment, and we decided that we're all, as a group, as a family, the Brian Clint show, we're going to sing the intro live. Yeah. I think you need to explain why first because it'll make so much more sense.

Okay. Otherwise, it's just us singing a Spice Girls song wrong. We were too lazy to have it made. No, not why we're singing it live. Why the game exists. Right, gotcha. Producer Claude, you were playing a game on the weekend with your partner because of something that happened on this show, right?

Yeah, so we came up with a new road trip game because we hate I Spy. Hate it. Fair enough. So I was telling her about the time that Ella was talking about John Travolta and said that he was the mum from Hairspray. So we were kind of laughing a little bit. And that's how she knew John Travolta. That's her frame of reference for John Travolta. The mum from Hairspray. So we started talking's how she knew John Travolta that's her frame of reference for John Travolta

so we started talking about how we know John Travolta and of course we come up with like Pulp Fiction Grease all these other ones and then we just kind of

started listing other celebrities to see if the reason we knew them matched up yeah yes yeah so it's kind of like

this idea has got merit this has got yeah and I think it depends on how old you are comes into it a little bit. Totally. You know?

Yeah. We've kind of talked about before. We were like, who is Spider-Man to you? Yes. Who is Batman to you? Who is James Bond to you? And it depends, you know, how old you are. Yeah.

So we've come up with a game that we are calling, right? Let's just, we'll say the name first. Yeah. We're calling it, who do you think they are? Who do you think they are? Yeah, as in who are they to you? What character? Who does that actor represent to you?

Exactly. Well, here we go. So it needs a funky intro. Is everybody ready? We need full involvement in this. We need to give it 100%. You need to give it everything. I'm ready. Good luck, everyone. Good luck. Good luck. Okay.

I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? We had nothing to be worried about. We crushed that. Absolutely. Put that in a bottle. That was lightning. Okay, let's not dwell on the intro.

Let's get into the game. Okay, all right, the game. Bree's going to give us the celebrity, and together we're going to see if we agree on who they are. Just the first thing that comes to your mind when I say the celebrity, all right, and people listening can play along as well. Just first thing that comes to mind when I say the celebrity, alright, and people listening can play along as well. Just first thing that comes to mind when I say Give us a 3, 2, 1 after you've said it.

Okay. You want to say it at the same time? I'll say the name and then I'll go 3, 2, 1. Jim Carrey. 3, 2, 1. Ace Ventura. What did you say? Grinch. Oh, one. Ace Ventura. What did you say?

Grinch. Oh, okay, yeah. That makes sense because she's younger than all of us. I would have also said The Mask. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jim Carrey's a good one. There's so many.

Liar, liar. Mr. Popper's penguins. The list goes on. That was at the top of the list for me too, Claude. So iconic. Bruce Almighty. Oh, yeah the list for me too, Claude. So iconic. Bruce Almighty. Oh, yeah. That was a great movie.

Okay. All right. Next one. I'll give you the name then. Three, two, one. Anne Hathaway. Three, two, one. Catwoman.

Princess Diaries. What did you say? Catwoman. Oh, yeah. Did she play Catwoman? Yeah. Wow. Buzzy. What did you say? Catwoman. Oh, yeah. Did she play Catwoman? Yeah. Wow, buzzy. And you guys said?

Princess Diaries. And I said? Oh, what did you say? Devil Wears Prada. Oh, of course. Of course. Buzzy. Three to go.

We're on the same page. We'll then have to wait. All right. Maybe we'll get one where we'll all say the same thing. I doubt it. All right. This is also another hard one. Are you ready? Yeah.

Who comes to mind when I say Will Ferrell? Oh. Three, two, one. Anchorman. Anchorman. What? Ella! I hate that movie. Wait, we've got three Anchormans and what did you say, Ella?

Stiff Brothers. Did you see my drum kit? Oh, that is an acceptable... Pretty good one from him too. That's perfectly acceptable. That's fine. Yeah. We were close. Do we want...

How many more? Do you want one more? Another one. Another couple, yeah. Okay, another couple. All right. What about Will Smith? Three, two, one. Fresh Prince of

Bel-Air. I am the slap. The slap. Oh, the slap. He's the guy who slapped Chris Rock to Ella. Yep. Guys, I think I have the winner. I think this one we will all be unified. Okay? Yeah. Alright. Who's the celebrity

to bring us together? I think this is the one. I'm hoping. Who's the celebrity to bring us together? I think this is the one. I'm hoping. Who comes to mind when I say Angelina Jolie? Three, two, one. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It's Tomb Raider. It could be. It's Tomb Raider.

Tomb Raider is up there, isn't it? Ella said nothing. Ella, do you know who Angelina Jolie is? I know her, but all I can think of is a red carpet. The dress with the leg? Yeah. Oh. Oh.

You want one more? Should we have one more? Sorry for letting the team down, yeah. Okay, one more. You have to say something. Okay. Okay, one more. Yeah.

Who comes to mind when I say Tom Cruise, three, two, one. Mission Impossible. Oh, it's Tom Hanks. Oh, my God. Are you joking? In my head, I was going, don't say Captain Phillips. That's way too new. You'll be embarrassed if you say that.

If I had realised Tom Cruise what would you have said? Top Gun. Oh yeah, Tom Cruise. Whoops. And that's good, that game.

I like that. That was fun. Text us the people you think should go in that game for who you think they are. Yeah, text us some suggestions. And text us some compliments

on how well we did with the intro as well. I think we crushed it. I think our ego needs a bit more boosting. Can we go out with one more? One more, one more.

Or should we stop while we're ahead? One more. Nah, I believe. Okay. All right. I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? Instead of who do you think they are?

Mate. Mate. I absolutely crushed that. I crushed that. I chilled. Bree and Clint. Let's play Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?

What the hell? I think Google's actually... Welcome back to the leading competition to find out who is the fastest Googler. And you can pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars if you text through the name Clint, Claudia or Ella of who you think is going to be the fastest Googler. It's a hotly contested prize here at ZM. It really is. There is no prize for us. It's purely

bragging rights, but ooh, we want them. We want them. People get salty. These are the rules. I will be reading out a question. I've put this exact question into Google, and I'm looking for the first answer that comes up on Google. If you're the first person to yell it out, you get a point. First person to

three points wins the game. Sounds easy, right? Sounds easy. Sounds easy. But sometimes you get flustered. First person to three points wins the game. Sounds easy, right? Sounds easy. Sounds easy. But sometimes you get flustered. All right, here we go. Question number one. Not me.

I'm cool as a cucumber. He's setting himself up for disaster. But maybe not. Question number one. How many Oscars has Julia Roberts won? How many Oscars? One. One. That is correct, Clint.

Been nominated four times. Extra points for what role she won it for. Screen at Erin Brockovich. That's right, Claude. I'll give you a point. No. Yeah.

That was fair for everyone. That's right, Claude. I'll give you a point. No. Yeah. No, I didn't know it was a real. That was fair for everyone. That was fair for everyone. I was so calm. She won it for her role in Erin Brockovich. Who did she play in that? The extra points? I'm deducting a point from Clint.

No, you are not. You are not. All right. One to Clint, one to Claude. Question number two. How long did it take to build the Sydney Opera House? How long did it take to build the Sydney Opera House? 14 years.

That is correct. I got directions to the warehouse. We know where you've been on the weekend. Directions. Clint is on two. Wow, this is big. All right. Question number three.

Who invented the Yo-Ho Diablo? Who invented? Gustave Filippat. Gustave Filippat. No! Clint has taken it out in stunning fashion. At three from three. The Yo-Ho Diablo.

Wow, what a craft market throwback that thing is. What is that? It's the weird rubber wheelie thing that you juggle between two sticks. And you throw it up in the air? On a string. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we're missing the point. Clint has taken it out for a third week.

I don't like this game anymore. Bryn, you backed the winner. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Yay. Nice work. You are uncontrollably excited, Bryn. Three in a row. No one

except Claudia has ever gone three in a row in this game. Bryn's like, mate, I'm just here for the free KFC. Give it to me, okay? I think I've lost my mojo for this game. Have you? Something's gone wrong. You're a close second.

I was nowhere near. I got a pity point. Maybe have a Barocca before the game next week. You can get some of that from the warehouse. I know how to get there. You've got it open on Google now. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, the birthday bangers. You call us up, tell us what your birthday is, and we will fire back the song that was number one when you turned 16. We're going to start with Renee. Kia ora, Renee. Kia ora, Renee. Hi, how are you?

Good, mate. How are you? How's your day going? Very good, thank you. Oh, good. How are you? How's your day going? Very good, thank you. Oh, good to hear, Renee. What's your birthday? It's the 23rd of May, 1990. All right.

That means you were 16 in 2006. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Does that make me crazy? What a turn. I actually love this song. Me too. Yeah. Such too. Yeah. Such a banger. It got overplayed for a bit in the years between 2006 and 2010,

but it's such a banger. It's such a great song. Such an incredible voice. Yeah. Like so like unique. How about how this is from 2006? Oh, let's not talk about it, Renee. Don't want to talk about it.

It's so good though. It is a great one. It's not from this decade. It's not from last decade. Renee. Don't want to talk about it. It's so good, though. It is a great one. It's not from this decade. It's not from last decade. It's from the decade before that. Okay, we get it. Don't remind me. Oh, God.

Wait there, Renee. We're going to do a birthday banger for Patrice. Cue to Patrice. Hi, Patrice. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. What have you been up to today, Patrice?

Just working, really. Oh, nice. On your way home? Yep, yep. Picked up my kids. They're home now. Awesome. Good stuff. Patrice, what's your date of birth? 20th of August 1995. Alright, that means you

were 16 in 2011. Let me take you back to your 16th birthday with this one. Oh, yeah. Alexander Stan and Mr. Sexo Beach. Oh, yeah. Alexander Stan and Mr. Sexo Beat. Remember that one, Patrice? Oh, no, I definitely do.

I love that song, eh? How come, I agree, we had this problem last time. How come we don't have the bit loaded up where it says Mr. Sexo Beat? Yeah. It's not really the hook of the song, is it? Patrice, you got a great one. That's so fun. Wait there.

We're going to do a birthday. That was a good banger. Oh, no. I just lost our last person. Oh, no. That was my fat finger's fault. Can we please urgently try and get them back? Was Emma, and I do have her details. Should we start it?

You get started. We'll get her on towards the end. Okay. Emma's birthday was the 20th of April, 1998, which means she was 16 in 2014, and this is her birthday banger. Oh, say Geronimo. Say Geronimo.

Say Geronimo. Say Geronimo. Say Geronimo. We've got her back. Emma. Sorry for hanging up on you. It's totally my fault. But your birthday banger is Shepard and Geronimo.

Oh, yeah? Oh, my God. Fun fact, guys. So, Shepard are from Brisbane. Yeah. And the two girls, because there's two sisters and a brother, and then there's other people in the band. Yeah.

But the girl with the blue hair, so one of the sisters, my dad just bought a ute off her husband. Oh, my God, that is so, like, it sounds like a story out of New Zealand. It's so small-townish. I know. My dad goes, do you know the band Shepard? He literally said this to me like two days ago, and I go, yeah.

He goes, I just bought a ute off one of their husbands. Thanks, Dad. I was like, cool, Dad. I would call Storybro your dad on that story, but then you just told the story, so. I think it, cool, Dad. I would cool story bro your dad on that story, but then you just told the story, so. I think it was quite, okay, yeah, it wasn't a very good story. Important message coming in from producer Claudia. Claudia, what did you need us to know?

I fixed your hook for you. Okay, let's try it again. You make me this, bring me up, bring me down. Play it sweet, make me move like a freak. Mr. Sex will be there. There it is. Much better. Doesn't matter, though, because I'm voting for the song by the person that Bree's dad bought a ute off the dad of.

I'm voting for Shepard and Geronimo. No, it was one of the girls in the band. Her husband, my dad, bought a Hilux ute off him on the weekend. Yeah, that's the one I'm voting for. What about you? Emma, you've won. Yay. Also, fun fact, one of the people in the Ben Shepherds,

name's Emma. You're a wealth of Shepard facts, aren't you? That's meant to be. It's meant to be. Thanks for playing, Gemma, Emma, sorry. God, you've really just done Emma dirty today, haven't you? You hung up on her, called her Gemma. What a shocker.

But, hey, we've picked her song and that's the main thing. Back to 2014 on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today for Emma from 2014 is Shepard's Geronimo. We just got a text from someone who said, my five-year-old is hearing this song for the first time and they think instead of bombs away that they're saying, bombs are white.

Bombs are white. Bombs are white. I don't think you should ever correct that, kid. No. I think that's how it should stay. That's how the song should be sung. Exactly right. That was fun.

That was a good birthday banger. That's a good throwback. Yeah. Great throwback from Shepard. That song went so global. They were on the Ellen show. Oh, my God. Are you being paid by Shepard?

I've learned more about Shepard this afternoon than I think I could from their Wikipedia page. Shout out to Amy and Emma. I'll see you at home. Bree's a sleeper cell for the brand Shepard. She was sent here in 2018 by the Brisbane local government to finally get Shepard over the line in New Zealand and she's finally making her move.

I've managed to stay under the radar for this long, but finally I've been found out. Hey, I said before, because this all started when I said my dad, who is visiting at the moment, told me that he bought a ute of one of the band members' husbands from Shepard. God, so close. Six degrees of separation.

Yeah. Anyway, so close. Six degrees of separation. Yeah, anyway, so my parents are in town, and something else that I found quite funny was this morning when my dad and my mum have gone off on a road trip on their own. Cute. This morning, so they're off to Rotorua, and then they're going to the Coromandel. They came all this way to visit

Bree, and they've had enough. Yeah, it was about... They lasted Easter and then they're like, all right, we're out of here. They lasted exactly one week and now they're off. Anyway, because they're going off on a road trip and they're so cautious, Clint, my parents, about using their Aussie phones here in New Zealand

that's going to cost them a bomb in global roaming. They're terrified of roaming charges. Oh, just terrified of it. And so my dad was walking around the house and he's got his phone on aeroplane mode and he goes, I'm connected to the Wi-Fi. Will I still get like texts and calls? And I was like, Dad, just use your phone.

It's not going to cost you that much. You're here for a week and a half. So it doesn't cost almost anything. Like New Zealand to Australia, we've got a special deal. Yeah. Oh, there was that time that I racked up a very big bill on the company phone. But don't tell them about that.

Yeah, true. Anyway, so they're going off on their own on this little road trip for a couple of days. So we went and bought Dad a SIM card, a New Zealand SIM card. And I was setting it up for him this morning and i was putting it in and you know getting it ready so that they could have google maps mainly to get around it's important it's important um and anyway he goes what's my new number like what's my new zealand number i need to know my number and i was trying to look for it in the contacts but i couldn't find

it i was like oh i'll just call my mum's phone. From your phone. From his new SIM card and then, you know, you'll both have each other's numbers. So I was scrolling through my dad's phone and I've come across my mum's name in his phone. Yeah. And I was like, Dad, what have you saved mum under in your phone? And he goes, oh. He goes, I've said it as

Doddy, the boss. And I was like, of course you have. And then he thought it was so funny and he goes, it's the truth, you know. It's the truth. And so he can say to his mates at the pub when your mum rings, he goes, oh, shit, boss is calling.

The boss is calling. Gotta take this one. Boss is calling. Boss is on the line. I thought it might be a raunchy one. I'm so glad it wasn't. Sugar tits. I'm so glad it wasn't.

Go on, what else? What's the other raunchy suggestion you have for my mother? Honey bottom. I don't know. Honey bottom? I just pictured your wife then. No, no. You know what I was trying to do? I was trying to be raunchy but respectful at the same time. I just pictured your wife I was trying to be raunchy

but respectful at the same time I just pictured your wife then and knowing your wife if she ever heard you say that just her just shaking her head at you my wife do you mean old jingle nips I don't know I don't know

what's your wife saved as I got some stick once upon a time because my wife is saved in my phone by her first and last name oh yeah they're like

someone told me that it was rude to have your partner in there in such a formal way they're like surely she's the only Lucy that matters

why do you have to have her last name and I said because I want all her data to sync up so that so that imports her picture from Facebook

and they just went, oh, how romantic. So romantic. So my partner on my phone is first name, last name. First name, last name. Mine is just my partner's first name. So we're not that interesting. No, but you have done it. You've done the thing where you've gone,

she's the Sophia that matters. So she can just be, everyone else gets a last name. I was going to put her name in as Precious Stone. Yeah. But I decided against it. That's more sapphire, isn't it? Yeah, it's not as much sapphire, yeah. Claude, do you have a special name in your phone for your partner

or it's just standard? She won't. She's very down to business. Yeah, mine's also real formal. First name, last name. First name, last name. Really? What's your partner's last name?

Finlay. She's in there as Ms. Finlay. Some people out there will have their partner saved in some weird things. I want to know what people have their partner's name saved as. Yeah. Someone texted through and said, my wife is listed as the general. She is always giving me orders. The general?

Used to have her in there as Minister of Finance. That's quite good. I've got a friend whose partner is saved in his phone as the leader of the opposition. Anytime we're like, oh, do you want to go to the pub? Do you want to go to the seniors? I need to check with the leader of the opposition. That's so good.

I love that. It's real good. Let's go to Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi. Tell us, Shannon, what's your partner saved under? Falcon.

Falcon. Falcon. Falcon. How come? We've been together for 11 years, and we were friends for seven before then, and we used to hook up occasionally. And I had quite a few Craigs in my foreign quite common name. And so to differentiate him from the others, I used to call him or have him saved as Naked Craig.

Naked Craig. That makes sense because he's the Craig that you would see naked. That's so good. That's right. I love it. Wait, does it explain how you got to Falcon? Yeah, why is it Falcon? So when we got together, he didn't like that so much.

It was like, why don't you call me something cool like Falcon? I would love to be saved in a girl's phone as Naked Clint. I don't understand why he's taking offence to that. Yeah. I'd like to be saved as Big Boo Bree. I feel like that can be arranged. Okay, sweet. Let's change Bree's name in the group chat.

Everyone change it, please. We're going to go to Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. Tell us, Katie, what's your partner saved under in your phone? He's saved as Big Meanie NZ. Big Meanie? Why Big Meanie NZ?

So he's six foot four, and when we started dating, he was being really mean to me one day, so changed him to Big Meanie. This is many years ago, eight years ago. We're originally from the UK, and then we moved to New Zealand about five and a half years ago and new number, so I had him twice in my phone. So he became Big Meanie NZ, and it hasn't changed since.

I love it. Jeez, you really know how to hold a grudge, don't you, Katie? You're not letting him live that mean streak down. Well, you get used to seeing Big Meanie come up and you know who that is, so you can't change it. Yeah. I wouldn't know how to find his actual name in my phone. I like the idea of you driving along and you go, hey, Google, call Big Meanie NZ.

So good. I love it. Thanks, Katie. What about this text? My husband is from India, so he's saved in my phone as Indian love god. Damn. That's good. That's a good one.

Hi, guys. My wife is in my phone as Mrs. Sexy Viagra. Okay. That's good, too. She's the human form of Viagra. What about my partner's saved under P-I-M-A. P-I-M-A. Pain in my ass.

That's rough. What about this one? My husband is in my phone under lady cake and I'm in his as didn't pay her bill. What? What? What? What? Move on. My mum saved my dad as cyborg robot bum bum.

What? So your dad might be a bit of a robot? I don't know. Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa. Hi. G'day, Lisa. So tell us, what is your partner saved under in your phone?

He's saved under daddy. Okay. Your partner is saved as daddy. Please tell me that it's not because it is your birth father. No, absolutely not. Okay, good. Why is it under daddy? Because me and the girl I used to work with,

we were just talking one day and how I thought it was weird that people call their partner's daddy and then she just told me to change it so I did and now it just forever will be daddy do you refer to him as daddy? like when he calls do you go hi daddy? no

imagine Lisa's in the car like with someone like new and daddy comes up on the phone and then you start having a real weird conversation that's not appropriate. I think she's talking to her father. What is going on? Thanks Lisa. Appreciate the call.

What about this text? My partner is saved as my meat sandwich. Damn. Someone said I've just got them saved as the poo emoji. That's rough. Mum, mum, mum, dad has my mum. Hold on. Wait. Mum, dad. Dad has my mum saved as shazza big boobs. Then has a pic of her boobs come up. What the hell? Oh, that's amazing. They said they're in their 60s. Oh, I like that. That's good. in their 60s. Oh, I like that.

That's good. That's a bit of fun, isn't it? I asked you before, confirmed by science, what is the thing that apparently all men lie about? Well, apparently it's their height and the size of their downstairs operation. I'm shocked. This is really interesting.

Research published by the Frontiers in Psychology Journal have revealed that the average man will exaggerate the size of his downstairs by how much as a percentage? What do you reckon as a percentage? As in how much in like... He'll oversize it by what percentage? I reckon...

When you ask him point blank how big is it how much bigger will he say? Well I mean you kind of want it to be believable so you don't want to go like over promise because potentially there will be a time where... You have to show it. I'm going to say 25%. So close

21. Oh yeah see you don't want to like go over in case there is a time. 25 is heaps, by the way. Do you understand how percents work? No, we've covered this on the show. I don't understand percents. I don't understand what a third is.

We've covered it. Well, 25 is a quarter. Okay. So it's quite a lot. So this research where it says men will overstate it by 21%. To put that in perspective, if he's got a 10 centimetre thingy, he'll say it's 12.1 centimetres. If he's got a 14 centimetre thingy, which is the national average in New Zealand, by the way, 14 centimetres,

he'll say it's 16.9 centimetres. Who had three extra centimetres? Is that a lot? Adding three to four, adding, it's a, it's a. Is it? Don't even, don't even. No, I'm just asking. It doesn't seem like all that much, like a couple of centimetres.

And when the, when the, when the root size of the thing is 14 and then you add three, that's a lot. It's, that's adding. Wait. It's adding. Producer Claude's bringing me in a ruler. So wait, so there's, what did you say? 14.

14, yep. Now add three to it, go up to 17 centimetres. I mean, yeah, it's a little bit, it's not crazy about. To be fair though, who's measuring it? Imagine you get into the bedroom and she's like, all right, you've said 17, let's get the tape measure out and see who's telling the truth. That's what I mean.

If you were looking at it like to the human eye, you wouldn't go, that's not 17, that is 15. They also found that men will overstate their height by approximately two centimetres. Okay. Yeah. That's nothing. Yeah.

That's really not much. I thought it would have been more than that. Like if someone is like 5'10", they will say, I'm six foot. That's really not much. I thought it would have been more than that. Like if someone is like 5'10", they will say, I'm 6 foot. That's a lot. That's a fair bit because how many centimetres would that be? I don't know. It's quite a lot.

Yeah. Like it's a good amount. It's a noticeable amount. It's a noticeable amount. The study also found that men, while they'll overstate the size of their downstairs and their height, they will underestimate their weight. So they will think that they weigh less than they actually do.

Men. Really? Yeah. They're like, oh, yeah, I'm 85 kilos. Not. And they're actually, what, 90? Yeah, something like that, yeah. Well, this is really, like, bloody piling onto men, isn't it?

Well, it's just the data that's come out of it. They studied 200 men between the ages of 18 and 35. And in the most extreme case of lying, one participant claimed that his downstairs size was larger than the world record of 34 centimetres. Oh, my God. Who are these? He said it was bigger than a school ruler with a straight face.

Who are these idiots? And sorry to call them idiots, but you're lying in a study where they're going to measure it. Like, they're going to measure it because it's a study. You signed up for a penis size test. How do you not think that they're going to need to know the size of it? This is the one place where you really can't lie and get away with it, you know? What do you think the most common thing for women is to lie about their age?

Probably. It would be. Yeah. Well, to be honest, I lie about my brass eyes all the time. Do you? Yep. I say I'm a double D. Turns out I'm a double E. Turns out I'm a double E.

No, I'm just joking. I'm like a D at best on good days. When I've got my period, I'm a D, okay? Because they do swell a bit. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about. I'm a D. Okay, I'm a D on a good day. Just leaving you to it.

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