ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th April 2024

Episode Date: April 12, 2024

What ruined your name?  Fridayoke: Benson Boone - Beautiful Things.  Real life castaways.  What do you call the big luncheon sausage? #chub See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. Grab KFC's Colonel Fix for only $9.99. ZM's Bree and Clint. Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. I was a bitch, I should have known better. If I had a wish I would have never Wrapped around

When I saw the piece That you had heard You guys heard the new Jojo Siwa song? This is the first time I'm hearing it. Is it the first time you're hearing it?

Yeah. Show me too. I've never heard it before either. I quite like it. What a tune. What a tune, Jojo Siwa. Bangers from Jojo Siwa. Speaking of karma, you know,

what have you been bullying me about for the last few weeks? Your headphones. Did you get new ones? Finally! You've bought the same ones as me. I'd like to thank the good people at JB Hi-Fi for supplying me with some new headphones. And for the rest of the show,

I will be wearing this JB HiFi t-shirt as promised. JB HiFi, if you're listening, I need new headphones. Mine are very old. You've got to wear the t-shirt. I'll wear the t-shirt. JB HiFi, please. You've got to whore yourself out like me. Damn it, JB HiFi.

I'm the loyal customer. No, excuse me. I bought these headphones from JB HiFi. I'm the loyal customer. No, excuse me. I bought these headphones from JB Hi-Fi. No, you didn't. You don't buy anything. No, I did. I bought these headphones from JB Hi-Fi. You don't buy a thing for yourself.

Because you don't buy anything. You only get sent free stuff, and that's the only stuff that you have in your whole wardrobe and your life. If you'd allow me to finish, I bought these headphones from JB Hi-Fi in 2017. Thank you very much. Well, show me proof or I won't believe it.

Anyway, how good do I look? Great. I'm glad you put it on over your shirt. Oh, we'll sort that out soon. Yeah, yeah. Today on the show,

we're going to add an item to cart at four o'clock. That's coming up. They're going to give that cart away at five o'clock. We're going to do Friday Okie today where, believe it coming up. They're going to give that cart away at 5 o'clock. We're going to do Friday Oki today where, believe it or not, we're going to do Benson Boone. I do

not know if this is a good idea. In fact, I know that this is not a good idea, but we'll attempt to do this song today. If you thought Friday Oki couldn't get worse, you were wrong. You were very wrong. So that's all on the way. But first, let's kick things off with a round of tradie versus lady, shall we?

We need a tradie and a lady to play. Time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. The lady's picking up a win yesterday, which puts them one in front. They're on 30. The tradie's right there, snapping at their heels on 29. Our lady is calling from Tauranga today.

She's 25 and she broke her arm falling out of a tree at age question. Oh, age seven. Oh, yeah, it kind of looks like a question mark. I thought it said age question mark. Age seven. Welcome to the show, Rachel. G'day, Rachel. Hello.

Yesterday's caller, it was her dream to break her arm. She told us that she used to thread her arm through the bars of the bunks and then jump off the top bunk just so she could try and break her arm. Yeah. Yeah. But that's not Rachel. That's not you. She actually broke it and had the cool cast

and would have got the signatures. All right, cool story, Clint. Our tradie is calling from Fielding. He's 23 and he's the foreman for Wednesday's tradie that lost. So he is here for redemption. Welcome to the show, Tom. G'day, Tom. How's it going?

Do you feel like there's more pressure on you to lift the team up? No, no. I've gone all over it. It's weird that you don't feel that because there is. Yeah, I definitely feel more pressure for you, Tom. I wouldn't want to be in your position. You could be from a two-time losing site in one week. Could you, Tom?

No, that would be disappointing. It would be disappointing. Okay, Tom, you're a tradie. Rachel, you're a lady. First at three correct answers, 50 bucks cash from KFC. All right, here we go, guys. The Super Rugby O-Picky, the women's final is this weekend. Which one of these teams is not in the final?

The Chiefs, Manawa. The Hurricanes, Powa. Or the Blues women. Trady. Yes, Tom. The Chiefs? Not the Chiefs. Rachel, you want to guess?

Yes. The Hurricanes or the Blues? The Blues. I mean, it was worth a shot. It's actually the Hurricanes. Not in the final. But we digress. You can watch it on TikTok, actually.

They're streaming it live, which is very cool. Question number two. Who starred as the main character in the original Jumanji films? Was it Robert Downey Jr., Will Ferrell or Robin Williams? Ladies. Yes, Rachel. Robin Williams. She's on the money with that one Ladies. Yes, Rachel. Robin Williams. She's on the money with that one.

Of course, it was Robin Williams. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I'm a sucker for all the subliminal things. Yes, Tom. Jonas?

Dewey? Rachel. Rach? Jonas Do we Rachel If Rachel doesn't get it I'm giving it to Tom Joe Jonas No The Jonas Brothers No one gets the points Technically Nick was singing on it Technically Joe sings on it too

No points for anyone there Question number four gets the points. Well, technically Nick was singing on it. Technically Joe sings on it too. Okay, no one gets the point. No points for anyone there. Question number four. Name all three primary colours. Ladies. Yes, Rachel. Red. Yellow. Tropical.

Someone said tropical in the background. No. Wait, you said red, yellow. And blue. Green. No, she said blue. I feel like she didn't get it. The next question is for the win, guys.

Whoever takes out the next question wins the game. All right, this is for the win. Everyone's in. Question number five. Firework is an iconic pop song from 2010. Yes, this is for the win. Everyone's in. Question number five. Firework is an iconic pop song from 2010. The Lady. Yes, Rachel. Eddie Perry. She's got it. Well done, Rachel.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. What a messy game, but Rachel, you've come through with the goods. Yeah, well done. In the industry, we call that a cluster. But we got there.

The ladies extend their lead by one. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about what ruined your name. And by that I mean I always think about the Karens of the world. Yeah. And in the last, you know, what is it, five years? Yeah. What they've had to go through?

Yeah. After someone, who knows, decided that that was the name, they would stamp with that title. And you know what the worst bit is? They can't even complain about it. They can't. Because the minute they do, you go, told you. Yeah, exactly.

Told you you do. I actually really feel for the Karens of the world. I feel like they've got a raw deal, you go, told you. Yeah, exactly. Told you you do. I actually really feel for the Karens of the world. I feel like they've got a raw deal. You know, because some Karens, there's always a bunch in every name group, but not all the Karens. And they got that haircut. Well, they can't get that

haircut now because their name's Karen. It's like in the 90s when you went into the hairdresser and asked for a Rachel. There's literally, you can ask for a Karen now. It's a in the 90s when you went into the hairdresser and asked for a Rachel. There's literally, you can ask for a Karen now. It's a literal haircut. Yeah. There's a girl who's speaking out about how she's gone through a similar thing in the last however long with her name. Yeah.

She said growing up she loved her name. She never got bullied for it. She thought it was cool, a little bit edgy. Yeah. But since 2018, she's had a real problem with it. 2018, okay. 2018-ish. I'm trying to think what happened in 2018, what seismic events happened.

She said 2018 is when she started to really notice a shift. Okay, okay. And that's because her name is Alexa. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She said that she was working in a department store in 2018 and she really started to notice customers who would be like, hey, Alexa, what's the weather like today?

And just make jokes around her name, obviously being associated with the AI virtual assistant. And did you say she worked in a technology store? She worked in a department store. Oh, my God. And if you had some of those on the shelves, your bosses would have to start referring to you by a different name so they didn't activate all the Alexas that were in the store.

You know, I think the same for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter, Suri. Yeah, true. I know it's Suri. Not Siri. But it sounds close enough to Siri. There'd definitely be people out there with the name Siri. Yeah. Wouldn't there?

Yeah. How annoying would it be, like, a friend of yours is talking to you and everyone's phone goes off? What are the other assistants? Alexa, Siri. Google. Google. Have you met anyone named Google? I haven't met anyone called Google. and everyone's phone goes off. What are the other assistants? Alexa, Siri. Google. Google.

Have you met anyone named Google? I haven't met anyone called Google. The Samsung one's called Bixby. Do you reckon there's any Bixbys out there? Might be as a nickname. Yeah. Bixby. I can imagine them living in like, you know, London or something.

This happened to the Corona Beer Company when the pandemic kicked off. And I'm actually surprised. Good on them for holding onto their name because there was a bit there where you were like, well, no one's going to buy that bear again. I continued to buy it. I thought it was ironic.

We got through. Yeah. We got through. I mean, obviously, it's not the same thing. I felt for the guy in Australia who had the reality TV show about being a vet, Dr. Chris Brown. Mm-hmm. His name.

Bondi Vet. His name, definitely veryett His name Definitely very similar Got dragged through the mud for a bit Yes that's true And I mean it would happen from time to time Where like certain movies That become really popular Or TV shows that become really popular

The former goalkeeper for the New Zealand women's hockey team Her name was Helen Clark Was it? Right at the time that the Prime Minister's name was Helen Clark. Gutted. And then people would always make jokes. What did you do in the goal? We made you run in the country. And it'd just be annoying. You'd be just like,

I'm so over this. I just want to live my life. It might not be for an awful reason like that. That wasn't an awful one. It's just annoying. It's just annoying, yeah. But we'd like to know what it was that ruined your name this afternoon. What was the thing, the cultural phenomenon, the event, the person who meant that your name was instantly associated with something else? Bree and Clint.

See, I knew it would happen. Welcome to the show. Suri. Can we be clear? Suri. Hi, Suri. S-U-R-I. Hello.

Hello. Hi, Suri. Play super bass, Nicki Minaj. Sorry, Suri. You would Bass, Nicki Minaj. Sorry, Suri. You would hate it, wouldn't you? Yeah, I always get in front of it at school. How do you pronounce your name? Suri.

Oh, it is pronounced. It's literally pronounced Suri. Yeah. It's such a cool name too. Like, it's a really cool name and then they had to go and ruin it with AI. Yeah. How old are you? 16.

Oh, your parents just missed out. I reckon Siri's been around for 10 years and they just... Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Do you always set off your own phone? Like set on... Pardon? Do you always...

Like your friends, because obviously, you know, when you're around a group of friends, they would call you by your name. Does it set off your phone? Yeah, all the time. Really? I did ballet and it was lockdown. And we were on Zoom and my teacher, like, her iPad turned on

because she called my name. Yeah. That's so annoying, Suri. Okay, thanks, Suri. We appreciate it. Someone, That's so annoying, Siri. Okay, thanks, Siri. We appreciate it. Someone, I love this text so much. They said, because we're asking what ruined your name and someone said, hurricane ruined my name.

My name's Katrina. Yeah, Hurricane Katrina. Yeah. You left out the Katrina bit. I got there eventually though. Oh, yeah, you did too. Someone else texted and said, my phone started playing Super Bass when Bree said start playing Super Bass.

Hey, Siri. Don't do it again. It's really annoying for people. Bruna's here. Hi, Bruna. I just said off my own. Yeah, that's karma. Hey, Bruna, what ruined your name?

So I moved to New Zealand in September 2021, and a few months later the movie Encanto came out and obviously one of the main characters is called Bruno and I started school here shortly after the movie came out and not only would everyone get my name wrong thinking it was Bruno instead of Bruna but they would sing me the song we don Don't Talk About Bruno, every single time I introduced myself. Yeah, that's so annoying, Bruno. Very annoying. You're just lucky those kids are too young

to have seen the Sacha Baron Cohen movie, Bruno. Bruno. Because that would be hell for you. Make sure they never find that movie, okay? Yeah. Yeah, okay, good, deal. What ruined your name? Someone texting, it's Britney, bitch.

Yeah, but has that ruined it? I feel like that's enhanced it. Everywhere that Britneys go for the last 15 years, that's all they would have got. As soon as they show up to dinner, everyone would just go, oh, it's Britney, bitch. I would love it. I feel like that's enhanced it.

Someone else said, my surname is Simpson. I was 19 when the show came out around 1993. The amount of crank calls we got was crazy. Hello, is Bart there? Lol, click. Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily.

Hi. Oh, my God. Is it Emily in Paris that ruined your name? It could be that, but I've never seen the show. Yeah, sure. Okay. What ruined your name? So it's not my name.

It's actually my partner's best friend. Okay. His name is Andrew Tate. Oh, you're kidding. Not even calling him... And when I found out, I was actually gobsmacked

when I found out, but he is so the opposite. Oh, no. Yeah. He would hate that. He's a farmer down south. He's just real chill, just, you know, and he looks so different. He's got a ginger.

He's got ginger beard, ginger hair, and just so, like, relaxed. Yeah. Down in the cargo. And I'm just like, how? You know what the worst bit is for your partner's friend, Andrew Tate, is he can never start a podcast. No. Ever.

I don't know if he would. Even if he had the best idea for a podcast, he couldn't start one. He could call it the non- He could be like, not Andrew Tate. Yeah, he could call it the non-sexist one. Like, not that Andrew Tate. Yeah. That's a good idea.

Not your brother's Andrew Tate. That's a great idea. Also, I've just filled out the wee form that they sent me for the Fletch, Fawn and Hayley live, and they were like, what do you want to see next time? And I was like, oh, I'm bringing Clint. Oh, get it, girl. Yes, Emily!

I hear you. Preach it, Emily. Emily, did you... Bring Ella. I was so gutted. I was like, who's the Gen Z? You want the Gen Z, Ella, and that's it, you. Emily, did you... Bring Ella. Bring Ella. I was so gutted. I was like, where's the Gen Z? You want the Gen Z, Ella? And that's it?

You don't want anyone else? No, just you guys and Ella. That's it. That's it. No one else. No one else. Not producer Claude? Oh, yeah, we can.

We will throw Claude in. That'll do. I'll just stay home and say... Thanks, Emily. Have a great weekend. See you, mate. Come and sit with me. Yeah, flattery will get you everywhere. That's great. You're a legend. Yeah, thank you. Thanks, Emily. Have a great weekend. See you, mate. Come and play with me. Yeah, flattery will get you everywhere.

That's great. You're a legend. Yeah, thank you. Thanks, Emily. I need to work. I love her. Bree and Clint. So it just keeps coming on.

It must be a bug in the system, I think. Hey, I want to talk about this wife that had a gut feeling about her partner that he was cheating. Okay. So this is the situation. They'd been married for 19 years. 19 years these people had been married. So obviously they would know each other very well. At a certain point.

You know, I've got a theory there's no point in getting divorced after that long. There isn't a point. You might as well just stay together. I mean, depends. You know, I've got a theory there's no point in getting divorced after that long. There isn't a point. You might as well just stay together. I mean, depends. You just wait to hear the story. You probably want to divorce this guy. Sure. Okay.

So she said one day he came home. He's never had a tattoo in his life. Doesn't have a tattoo. Never spoke about wanting tattoos. One day he comes home with a tattoo. Okay. She goes, wait a second. This is weird.

I haven't heard him speak about this. I've never heard you have the want to get one. And so obviously she was like, where has this come from? It's such a warning sign. There's such a warning sign. It's either a midlife crisis or he's cheating. Or both. Or both.

Often cheating is a midlife crisis. Yeah. Yeah. Or he's cheating. Or both. Or both. Often cheating is a midlife crisis. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, she questioned him about it because it was a lily tattoo. The flower. The flower. Yeah. And he said that it was actually her brother.

So his brother-in-law had convinced him to get a tattoo. Her brother. Her brother. So his brother-in-law. Yeah. Or he has tattoos and I've always thought they look cool on him and I just wanted to get one and whatever.

Anyway, so the wife said she, like her gut instinct was just warning bells, warning alarms going off, but she was just kind of like, okay. You have to listen to that. You have to trust your gut. Oh yeah. But I mean, he was telling her all the lies under the sun

and was like, no, you're being ridiculous. Like, I just want to get a tattoo. It's not a big deal. Yeah. Anyway, he then added to the tattoo like a year later with some ivy. Okay. To the lily. Yeah.

So there was more added to the tattoo and she was kind of like, okay, so this is a thing now. Anyway, turns out he was having an affair with a woman named Ivy, a woman named Lily who had a daughter named Ivy. Idiot. Idiot. Do you reckon he wanted to get caught? Like if you're going to go as far as tattooing

Something that literal on you I know That has to do with your affair Do you think deep down he wanted to get caught? Apparently I don't reckon he did I just reckon maybe he was a bit dumb That's a real option too

Because apparently he begged her Because she found out obviously He begged her To not get a divorce He was like I don't want to get divorced Like this is a mistake Whatever And she divorced him

Yeah I feel like that's the right thing to do 100% Relationships can survive cheating But that is lies built on lies Built on tattoos built on lies Built on tattoos of the cheating person's daughter. Yeah. That's nuts.

Well, is it his daughter? Well, that's a great question. Who knows? Yeah. If he's getting a tattoo, I don't know. What a dumb, I was going to say a word that I can't say on the radio. I know the word. We want to ask this afternoon, because that's a behavioural change.

A man who never had tattoos and never wanted tattoos then just randomly shows up with a tattoo. Very out of character behaviour. And it's not just men that this happens for. It happens with women as well. It happens for everyone. Everyone. If you know someone,

if you have been with someone for a long time, you know them. And if they start acting out of character, something's up. They say that starting to buy really nice clothes or suddenly taking like a major interest in their appearance when they never did before is a sign of cheating. New perfume or cologne. New perfume or cologne.

Constantly cleaning their car. Something like that. Can you imagine now? Everyone's going to think that their partner's cheating on them when they buy new perfume. It doesn't definitely mean they're cheating, but often it does. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second, one second. But first we've got to play the One Second Song Challenge. We take it in turns guessing songs as fast as we can with teammates. Gina is joining Team Bree. Kia ora, Gina. Hi, Gina.

Hi, guys. Gina, Gina, have you seen her? She's a babe. Oh, I've never heard that before. Well, Gina, welcome to my team. We're going to take this thing out, okay? Yeah, let's do it. Let's go. Nice. Teagan's joining my

team. Hi, Teags. Hi, Teagan. Hi. You know your songs, Teags? You going to be good at this? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, me too. Me too. We got this. Teagan wants a rhyme. Oh, Teagan, Teagan, she's not a vegan. Are you a vegan, Tegan? No.

There's no way in the universe you could be Tegan the Vegan. I can't think of a more bullyable name than Tegan the Vegan. You would have to be vegetarian because you have to avoid Tegan the Vegan as a nickname. Claudia's going to run the game. Kia ora, Claude. Hi, Claude. Hello, how are we? Good.

Okay, so the way the game works, I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You're seen a buzz in with your name. I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. Like you said, we're working in teams and the first team to three points will take home the big W. Nice. So the theme for today,

for no reason other than this is what I wanted to hear, we're doing boy bands slash groups of boys who maybe don't identify as boy bands. Groups of boys. slash groups of boys. Who maybe don't identify as boy bands. Groups of boys. Bands of boys. Okay, can I check? Groups of boys. Would the Foo Fighters be a boy band slash group of boys? No. No? Technically.

Technically, yes. So what's the difference between boy band and group of boys? No, I feel like they're not boy band because they have one singer. Oh! I see what you've done there. group of boys. No, I feel like they're not boy band because they have one singer. Oh. Okay. I see what you've done there. Okay.

This is groups of multiple boys that sing. Sure. Okay. Okay. Got it. Got it. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first.

Okay. Just buzz in with your name if you think you got it. All right. Clint. Clint. One Direction, Story of My Life.

You got it. I had no idea. I thought it was a Beyonce song. One of the new country songs. It had a Texas Hold'em vibe to it, didn't it? One point for Team Clint. Definitely a boy band. I'm so keen to hear what the group of boys

is. That's definitely a boy band though. That's 100% a boy band. Yeah, that's definitely a boy band. Okay, Gina and Tegan, next one for you guys. Buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Gina. Gina's in. Yeah, Gina. Five seconds of thumbnail,

you look so perfect. You got it. Yes, Gina. Yeah, nice. I think we've got a bit of an issue here, Claude. Nice.

Boy band or group of boys? Boy band. Boy band. I'm pretty sure they don't identify as a boy band. No, they wouldn't because it's not cool when they think they're a real band, but they're a boy band. What do you guys think, Gina and Tegan? Boy band?

Boy band. They all sing together. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's unanimous. Okay. Unanimous.

Okay, Brie and Clint, back to you guys. Brie. Brie. Yeah, back to you guys. Brie. Yeah, wait, wait, wait. You can have it, but... Brie. Brie. Jonas Brothers, Sucker. Yeah.

Boy band. You reckon? Boy band of brothers. Boy band. I reckon 100%. Boy band of boys. No. No, boy band.

That's a boy band Original boy band Yeah Two points for Team Brie One point for Team Clint They're like the Modern day handsome Yeah

Who I reckon are also A band of boys A band of boys Nah boy band Okay Gina Tegan This one's for you guys Tegan Get it Tegan, this one's for you guys Tegan

Get it, Tegan Is it Backstreet Boys Bye Bye Bye Gina Come on, Gina, swoop Anything, Bye Bye Bye No It's gonna be May

Oh no Is it? Is that what it's called? It's gonna be May Oh, no. Is it? Is that what it's called? It's going to be May. May. It's going to be May. I don't know how to award a point for that one. No point.

No points. Okay, no point. Okay, this one's for everyone. What's the score? Two for Bree's team, one for Clint's team. Come on, Gina and Tegan. Let's even it here, Tegs, and everyone will get KFC. This one can be for the gloating win, but everyone can get KFC.

Here you go. Last one. I've never seen a dog. Oh, I ruined it again. What is that? That's the wrong one. Try that one. Do it again?

Yeah. Okay. Clint. Clint. Backstreet Boys, I want it that way. Yeah. You are. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Our buttons were all wrong today. You are. Oh, my God. Yeah. Our buttons were all wrong today. There's a bug in the system. There's a bug in the system. Yeah, that's what it would be. Hey, Gina and Tegan, you both got equal victories. Hoorah. You've got KFC for both of you.

Well done. Thanks so much. Enjoy that, ladies. You've both been a delight. Oh, and thanks for having us on. Happy Friday. Anytime, guys. You've both been a delight. I've been to Bender Boys. Thanks for having us on. Happy Friday. Anytime, guys. Happy Friday to you. I'll let this play a little bit.

Tell them why. What mistake? I forgot to put the bins out. Have we done this for Friday Oaky? We should do this. Have we? I feel like we have, but maybe not. We'll have a look in the archives.

Let's talk luncheon. It was a staple in my house growing up. Luncheon and sauce sandwiches. White bread. White bread. Some tomato sauce. luncheon and sauce sandwiches. White bread. White bread. Some tomato sauce. Luncheon and some more tomato sauce and then some more tomato sauce and then you eat it. If it was a good week, you might chuck a slice of Colby cheese in there as well.

That's a good sandwich. It's a good sandwich. Did you guys have chicken meat here? Chicken meat? And it came in a square? Nah. It was like essentially luncheon, but the chicken version. Yeah.

Oh, shit, it was good. I loved luncheon so much growing up, and I would still be eating it for lunch today if I didn't find out what it was. You know? I still eat it. Do you? I know what it is.

I used to eat it by the slice. Some for me, some for my dog. Some for me, some for my dog. It's so cheap. Well, at least it used to be cheap. I wonder if it's still cheap. I haven't bought it used to be cheap I wonder if it's still cheap I haven't bought it in like 15 years I think it's still cheap

but I would eat it by the slice I'd just take it out of the bag roll it up I like to roll the luncheon up and suck a slice of luncheon into my mouth just gobble it down oh man

that was an image so into luncheon and every now and then we would buy the big log the big log of luncheon. And every now and then we would buy the big log, the big log of luncheon that was covered in plastic and then the ends were pinched off.

And for some reason it was closed off with metal. Do you remember that? Like it was like a tightly wound bit of metal that sealed the luncheon on the ends. Yeah, it's real awkward because sometimes I buy my dog's dog luncheon and it's packaged the exact same way. Yeah. So bizarre. Looks the same. Yeah. I feel like

they just haven't put the gravy in. I feel like it's the same food, they just haven't put the gravy into the human one. Same texture. Anyway, we got talking at lunch today about luncheon. That's how exciting our lunches are. I found this out, I didn't realise, but in Australia, luncheon's got a completely different

name, doesn't it, Brie? Yeah, in Australia, we call it Devon. So is Devon the pre-sliced one or is Devon the big sausage? I can't, I just feel like it's all Devon or luncheon. It's all luncheon or Devon. We call it luncheon or Devon. So you'd have a Devon sandwich? Yes. Okay.

And then there's a chicken version, which is chicken meat. Not chicken Devon. Nah. Just chicken meat. We call it chicken well we did in my family. So to distinguish it from actual chicken you call it chicken meat. That's so which the weird part is. It's not when you get a crab

stick. It's not crab. You can get crab meat or you can get a crab stick which is not crab. The weirdest thing is the chicken meat version I think anything but chicken meat was in chicken meat. Yeah, exactly. Because it's old. Maybe chicken feet. Chicken feet? Chicken eat. Yeah.

Chicken meat. Anyway, I said what I thought the big sausage of luncheon was called and I got sideways looks. I just want to go around the room quickly and we've polled the people. Claudia, what's the big sausage of luncheon called in your household? The big sausage of luncheon is a luncheon sausage. Luncheon sausage. Okay, I disagree, but

Ella, before you turned vegan, what was the big sausage of luncheon called in your house? All I can remember is luncheon, full stop. Luncheon? Yeah. Yeah, nah, that's not a... People on the text machine, a lot of people saying it's called seg. Seg? S-E-G-G. A lot of people saying it's called Seg. Seg?

S-E-G-G. A lot of people saying that. Really? Yeah. Someone said in South Africa we call it Pelloni. Not Belloni, but Pelloni. Why Pelloni? A lot of people were texting in, we called it Huttons,

which is the company that made it. The brand name. That's the brand name of it. But a lot of people are texting in and it makes me feel less stupid and agreeing with me that the big sausage of luncheon was called Chubb. Apparently that's a brand name. Why? What?

Chubb. Chubb. I've never heard that in my life. Chubb. Chubb. That is not. Which seems so inappropriate. That's the security company. The security company? Because you could literally beat someone off with that thing. But we had to call a thick... You could. You could use it as a weapon.

We had to call a thick pink sausage... Chub. Chub. Isn't it? You might as well, like Bree said, call it chode. Yeah, it's a chodey sausage. Chode of luncheon. Are you making this up?

I'm not making it up. Look at the text machine. Are you making this up? I'm not making it up. Look at the text machine. Have you paid these people? No. Luncheon chub. Chub. We call it chub. Chub luncheon.

It's called chub. Someone said, I'm an online shopper here for Woolworths. It's called chub on our device. I giggle every time. It's a chub of luncheon. Why? Human dog roll. No.

Okay, yeah, that's a good text as well. Luncheon roll. Chub. Belgium. Belgium. A few people have texted through. We called the luncheon Belgium. A few people are saying yeah, we called it Belgium. Oh, that's a South Island thing. In Timaru, we call it Belgium. Belgium? That's a way to fancy it up, eh?

That sounds a bit better than chub. Here you go. Chub is the type of packaging that it's in. Technically dog roll is also a chub. Yeah. They're all the same. Anyone else feel like luncheon after that? I feel like I do. Luncheon log. None of these are appetizing names, except for maybe Belgium, but yeah. Yeah.

I'll pass. Someone, that text, someone said, the end of a luncheon roll always reminded me of a puckered up bum. Doesn't it? It does. Because it's all like folded in on itself at the end. I never enjoyed the end bit. That's what happens if you eat too much luncheon. Yeah.

Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokies. It's the segment that can't be stopped. It's like a freight train. Claudia, did we really get a complaint about this segment last week? Yes, someone was quite grumpy about it. Someone called the station. Because he has to listen to you guys every week.

Oh, yeah. Well, to that person. We're trying. We're not trying to upset you. We're trying to entertain you. And we're actually trying to get better. Yes. But some people just can't get better.

And, you know, some people like hearing people struggle. This week, Brie has chosen Benson Boone's Beautiful Things. Please stay. I want you, I need you, oh God. Which I would put Beautiful Things. Which I would put at an 11 on the hardness scale. Oh, if not a 15.

Out of 10. It's ridiculous. Sometimes you just got to go balls to the wall and I've thrown a whole sack at the wall this week. Yeah, there it goes. If you've never heard it, you're going to hear both. You hear Breeze and then you hear mine and once you've heard both,

we would love you to call 0800-DIAL-ZM and vote for the winner. Five votes decides the whole thing. Look, I will apologise in advance for both of us. I do know there is

a bit of yelly screaming, but that's the best we could do. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, here it goes. Good luck. Here's Breeze, Bince and Boone. For a while there it was rough, but lately I've been doing better than the last four cold Decembers, I recall.

And I see my family every month. I found a girl my parents love. She'll come and stay the night, and I think I might have it all. And I hold you every night. And that's a feeling I want to get used to. But there's no man that's terrified. As the man who stands to lose you. Oh, I hope I don't lose you. Please stay.

I want you. I need you. Oh, God, don't take these beautiful things that I've got. Please stay. I want you. I need you. Oh, God. Don't take these beautiful things that I've got.

Please don't take. Oh, I love this segment. I love this segment. Please don't take. Oh. I love this segment. I love this segment. Holy Toledo. I will say that I'm pretty sure I know right now that your chorus is better than my chorus. That chorus is. Oh, God.

That one hurt me to my core. Someone said, that's a real talent, Bree. A true skill to be that consistently off key. Not the multiple voices, someone said. Clint wins already. No, you don't know that because you haven't heard mine yet, okay? And you can't know that until you've heard mine. So that was Bree's Benson Boone.

This is my Benson Boone. We'll take votes directly after this on ZM. And I see my family every month. And I found a girl my parents love. She'll come and stay the night and I think I might have it all. And I hold you every night. And that's a feeling I want to get used to. But there's no man as terrified as the man that stands to lose you oh I hope I don't lose

you please stay I want you I need you, oh God. Don't take these beautiful things that I've got. Please stay. I want you, I need you, oh God. Don't take these beautiful things that I've got. Whoa, whoa. Please don't take. Real Jekyll and Hyde situation in the old. What the hell was the chorus?

The old Friday Oki this week. Oh, my lantern. I knew I didn't have the chorus in me, so I had to give the verse everything, and then there's no point in not going for it, right? There's no fun if you don't go for it. You definitely... That was something.

That was something. Someone said, Clint, are you taking the piss? No. No, that's as good as I could get it. That was as good as I could get it. Oh, 800 dials at M. We are looking for five votes. Five people to pick Bree or me to win Friday Oki this week,

the Benson Boone edition. Someone said, I vote for the guy who complained about this segment last week. Thanks, Rachel. We appreciate it. Bree and Clint. Welcome back to a pretty hotly contested round of our Friday Oki segment. Friday Oki.

You guys suck so bad. It's amazing. See, I feel like if you put us together, we did a pretty good performance. I feel like if you took my verse and your chorus, I feel like it's passable. Oh, yeah. I reckon your verse is. I don't know about my chorus. Anyway, what do we know?

We can never predict these votes. Look what happened last week when we did Joe. So let's go to the callers and find out who the winner is. We're going to start with Brayden. Hi, Brayden. You haven't played the replays yet. Hey, John. G'day, Brayden.

Do you want to hear a replay first, Bray? Oh, I would love to. All right, mate. Here you go. Sorry, good point, Bray. Here's Bray's Benson Boone. Please stay. I'll watch you.

I need you, oh God. And here's my Benson Boone. One of those, Brayden, is the best. And you get the first vote. What do you reckon? I reckon Clint nailed it. Especially that chorus. We appreciate you, Brayden. Thanks, Brayden.

Thank you. That's 1-0. Let's go to Justine. Hi, Justine. Hi, Justine. Hey, I'd like to vote for Bree, please, because she said she went balls to the wall and she wasn't kidding. Mate, I splattered them all over that wall, Justine.

I had to cut my balls off. And it was perfect. Thanks, Justine. Have a good weekend, mate. One all in Friday Oki. Let's go to vote number three. Myro's here. Hi, Myro.

Hi, Myro. G'day, guys. How's it going? Yeah, we're good. Not too bad. Did you get a laugh out of this week's Friday Oki? Oh, hell yeah. That was amazing.

That's the main thing. That's what we're going for. Yeah. What did you think? For me, it kind of had to be breed. Just because it was amazing. That's the main thing. That's what we're going for. Yeah. What did you think? For me, it's going to have to be Brie. Just because it was consistent. Clint, you sounded like one of those rubber chickens. That's a very, very good comparison, Myro.

Okay. Thank you, Myro. We appreciate it. That's 2-1 to Brie. Ruby and Archie are here. Hi, Ruby and Archie. Hi, Ruby and Archie. Hi.

What do you guys think of Friday Oaky this week, the Benson Boone edition? Clench. Yes. That's fair enough, guys. I still love you. Have a great weekend, guys. Love you too, Bree.

Have a great school holiday. Oh, that's so nice, guys. Thank you. Means we're at tie break. It's 2-1. All right. Have a great school holiday. Oh, that's so nice, guys. Thank you. Means we're at tie break. It's two all. All right, this is the decider. Hayley, you have the power in your hands. I reckon Clint.

Straight into it. That's it. Please stay. I want to, I need you, oh God. Thanks, Hayley, I appreciate it. Have a good weekend Hayley, thanks mate. We got through it. We got through it.

We got through the Benson Boone Friday Okie. I was real sweaty. Someone said if you've seen Schitt's Creek, someone said it's giving Moira a rose, the crows have eyes. It really is. It really is. Moira. Next, the crows have eyes. It really is. It really is. That's good fun. Moira.

Next, a birthday banger. Do you want to know the number one song on the day that you turned 16? Of course you do. Then you can call us right now. 0800-DIALS-IT-M. Let's get a ripper on for a Friday. Give us a call right now. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's get your birthday bangers on the air. Number one songs when you turn 16, and we're going to do three of them. Danielle's going first. Kia ora, Danielle. Hi, Dani. Hi, kia ora. How's your week been, mate? It's been good. It's been good. I'm glad it's Friday, though. Amen to that, Danielle. Well, let's shoot you into the weekend. What's your birthday? It's the 14th of December, 1990.

Right, that's easy math. You were 16. That means it's 2006. And this is your birthday banger. Ah, lovely. June. Love that one from JT. Yeah, he's attempting a bit of a comeback at the moment too.

What do you reckon, Danielle? That's real 2006 energy, isn't it? Yeah, it sounds fun. It sounds fun. Yeah. Okay, cool. Wait there, we're going to do Pip's birthday banger. Hi, Pip.

Hi, Pip. Hi. Hi. Have you finished work for the week too mate? I finally have, yes. Yes I like it. Big plans for the weekend? Nah, just a cruisy one. I think the weather's going to be at the average

so just be chilling. I hear ya. I hear ya. What's your date of birth mate? 26th of September 92. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2008 and on your 16th birthday this was at the top. This is on fire. Banger.

Kings of Leon, banger. How good? It takes me back to when I had a CD player in my bathroom and the one CD I had was Kings of Leon. And I would play this every time I had a CD player in my bathroom and the one CD I had was Kings of Leon and I would play this every time I had a shower. How bird. The number of number twos that Bree's done to that song by Kings of Leon. It was normally after I had a coma the night before.

Classic. Something was on fire. No, wait, it was a Rogan Josh My mistake No your mistake One more birthday banger for Daniel G'day Daniel Hi Daniel

Hello how are you? Good mate What have you been up to this week mate? Oh just busy at work Finished for the week? Yeah Perfect Let's hurl you into the weekend

What is your date of birth? 14th of September, 2004. All right, Daniel. That means you were 16 in 2020, a couple of years ago, and this was number one. Oh, it's good vibes from BTS. Before they had to break up because one of them got sent into the military. That's right.

Wild, eh? Anyway, it's a banger from BTS. Do you like it, Daniel? Oh, it's all right. I like the first one better. Do you like Justin Timberlake? Okay, cool. Justin Timberlake.

Okay, we'll take that into account. Danielle, Pip, Daniel, what's it going to be? JT, Kings of Leon or BTS? I vote Kings of Leon. I'm voting My Love, JT. Are you? Yeah, it's a great song from Justin Timberlake. All right, it's split and I can tell Claudia's conflicted.

Don't know if I should do what I want or what the people would want. Oh, I mean, it's tough. I'd urge you to vote for the people. Yeah, I feel like that's probably the right choice. I want to know what you would vote, though. Okay, if I was voting for me, this is not my vote. Okay. It would have been BTS.

Okay. Because I like the energy. But I feel like... What do the people want? I feel like maybe the people want... Oh, there's no ticks. Kings of Leon. I feel like that's the right choice. That means, Pip, you've taken our birthday banger.

How good. What a banger. What a banger. To church. Pip, have a good weekend, okay? You too. See you. Bye, mate.

From the year 2008, this is the Kings of Leon and Sex on Fire for Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. Kings of Leon. From 2008, that's a birthday banger for Pip. It was number one the day she turned 16. Have we done that song for Friday Okie? Yes.

We have. I feel like we didn't nail it. You probably have. I thought we didn't nail it. You probably did. I would have. I don't remember nailing it. I would have butchered it like I've butchered a few other rock songs on this show. We did do it. We did do it.

Claudia found it. Not as bad as what I remember. Not despicable. Yo Your sex is on fire I feel like that's a bit of a weak effort from both of us. After what we just did to Benson. We half-assed that. Give it another crack now.

Okay. Yo Okay, maybe it's fine. Vincent Boone, we half-assed that. Give it another crack now. Okay. Okay, maybe it's fine. I'll give it a go. Your sex is on fire. Oh, man. Brie and Clint.

I came across this story about this woman who had moved to Australia and she's been pretty disappointed with the calibre of men she's been dating, the Aussie blokes. Where did she move from? I feel like the Aussie blokes get pretty good props. I feel like she's moved from the UK, I'm pretty sure. And she said that she met this guy on a dating app and they'd been texting back and forth. And finally they'd organised that they were going to meet up,

but they were just, you know, locking in the details of where they were going to go and what they were going to do. So here's my question for you guys, for everyone in the studio and if you're listening right now. If you were this girl and you received this voice memo from this guy she was about to meet up with, would you still go on the date? You let me know where do you want to go and what you want to do. I'm all ears. You're probably going to say like Garden State Hotel

or Soho or something. Something boring as shit, but like just, yeah, we'll do it. It doesn't matter. Just overpriced wine, overpriced alcohol. Why not? Beautiful. Let's do it. No.

No. That guy sounds like a wet blanket, doesn't he? His attitude is so off. His attitude sucks. Like, he already sounds like he can't be bothered. Even before he said the stuff that was just... Yeah. Even just...

Before he was all salty at the cool bars, which I get some people are, and some people don't enjoy the price of things, but reveal that you're a tight ass on the fourth date, not the first date, you know? But even at the start where he was like, just tell me what you want to do. Oh, just whatever you want. Like, it was even just like his whole vibe.

It was kind of like this. I guess you just pick somewhere or whatever. Claudia, I don't mean this to sound offensive. Oh, okay. Just because you say that doesn't make it okay about what you're going to say. I'm ready to hear you out. Claudia, no offence. Uh-huh.

I'm already offended. I feel like you and him have got a similar vibe. Oh! Is that how you see me? Just because I've been grumpy today. That is not Claudia's vibe. That is not Claudia's vibe. What did you laugh at?

No, I said no offence, first of all. I said no offence. No, I'm not offended. Good. Thank God. It's just like if you were organising a first date, I feel like you'd like... Claudia does it in a what's-her-name kind of way.

I've just got a really dry sense of humour. Oh, is she being ironic? Claudia does it in an ironic way. It's not as serious. Am I right? I've never been serious once an ironic way. It's not as serious. Am I right? I've never been serious once in my life. Okay, good to know.

Good to know. Jeez, crazy how we started the break and that guy was the arsehole. And as we finished the break, I'm the arsehole. Wait, wait, wait. Should we test it? Sure. Should we get Claudia to do a similar message? Sure. Yeah, sure.

Like you're recording the message and we can see if the tone is the same. Okay, Claudia. Who am I going on a date with? Just it doesn't matter. You can just say, hey, like so he was pretty much like. You've matched someone and they seem quite fancy is what I'll say.

Judging off their profile, they seem quite fancy. So just send the voice memo through. Okay. Hey, yeah, just there's a noise he's making. No, I wouldn't do it like that. I'd be like, hey, just, there's a noise he's making, eh? No, I wouldn't do it like that. I'd be like, hey, how you going? I'm really excited for our date tonight.

What do you want to do? I don't really have many ideas, but these are the things I'm into. And I would list them and then be like, but you can pick, you know, happy to go anywhere you like. See, that's Claudia. That was quite good. Did that sound sarcastic? But I think you get the a-hole version of her because, you know, that's the vibe between you and her.

Because you tick me off. Yeah, hang on. One more time, Claudia. This time you're going on a date with me. Yes. Good, good, good. Hi, Clint. Yeah. problem solved.

Stop. Claudia just unmatched with you. Did you see the story in the news today about the guys who are basically in a real-life version of Castaway? Yeah, I did see this, and they made a help sign out of palm fronds. Palm fronds, yeah. Three men that have been rescued from a literal desert island in the middle of the ocean

after their fishing boat broke. It's like Castaway or Robinson Crusoe or Gilligan's Island, same thing. They were fishing in the Pacific, in the waters of Micronesia, which I found out today is a real place and not a joke from Zoolander.

I didn't know Micronesia was a real place. Didn't you know that? No. Everything else in that movie is a joke, but not that apparently. Mugatu. The engine of their boat stopped working and they drifted and they ended up on this tiny uninhabited island. There's a picture of it from the air and it looks like every deserted island you've ever seen.

It's got like a bit of a coral reef around the outside where the water's a bit more shallow and then white sand and a ring around a central like forest bit. So it was big enough to maybe potentially be able to live off. Yeah, yeah, but it's so small that I'm interested to know if there were any animals on there or anything. To maybe potentially be able to live off. Yeah. Yeah, but it's so small that I'm interested to know if there were any animals on there or anything, like any kind of wildlife.

They would have had to catch fish or something. They lived off coconut meat, and they were really lucky because there was a fresh water source on the island as well. Without that. Well, they would have had coconut water. Coconut water. Yeah, that's true. they would have had coconut water. Coconut water. Yeah, that's true.

You could survive for a certain amount of time. Which is great on a hangover. But coconut water, doesn't it give you the runs? Does it? I think if you have too much. Does it? No, I could be completely wrong. Well, then you eat some of the coconut flesh for fibre.

Have you ever seen when a coconut, like as it's going off, and if you, it's like coconut fairy floss almost. Oh, is it? And like the coconut goes into this like foamy kind of, not foamy, this spongy like thing. Oh, no. It's awesome. Can you still eat it?

Yeah, you can eat it, yeah. Really? Yeah, it's so delicious. They were there for over a week and they got spotted by a plane because like you said, they spelled out help in big letters using palm fronds and they got rescued. How many? How many what?

How many people? Three. Three of them. Three men. So much better than just yourself and a volleyball. Yes and no. What do you mean yes and no? I would go absolutely nut job if it was just me.

You'd want to like them. Like if they were like. I wouldn't care who it was just me. You'd want to like them. If they were like... I wouldn't care who it was. I would much rather there be someone than just me. What if you're out fishing... I'd hate me by the end. What if you're out fishing with Israel Folau?

Yeah, I'd probably rather him. I'd have to say, we would just make it a rule that we don't talk about certain things you know the arrogance of me when i read this story i was like and i've thought this before i was like i could survive i could do it tell another one i was like i was in the scouts i could i could do it and then i watched this show the other day on TVNZ. It's called like Survivors or Castaways or something like that. I was like, could be quite nice.

Have your own island. Once you get your shack set up, it could be quite nice. You know what? I actually admire how much confidence you have for the skills that you do obtain. Yeah. It's the same as that meme that went around where you text your boyfriend and say do you think you could land a commercial

plane? If someone in the control tower was talking you through it, do you think you could land the plane? Here's a question, producers. Everyone, let's vote on the show. Who would be the least likely to survive on a deserted island by themselves out of the team?

Clint. No, I'm not least likely. Oh, I don't know if he's least likely. That's Rich coming from the least likely. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. I tried to jump on. I didn't want to say.

No, that was a smart plan, Ella. Thank you. But it didn't detour from the fact that. Get in first. It might be you. Try and turn the tide. I would be fine. I actually would be.

I might panic and accidentally like, I don't know, eat the wrong thing. I was going to say, would you eat seafood? Would you change your vegan diet? Well, you might have to if you're on a diet. You might have to. Oh, it's 100% her. She's not surviving. If you're on a desert island, you need to abandon every moral that you have to. Oh, it's 100% her. She's not surviving. If you're on a desert island,

you need to abandon every moral that you have to survive. You need to go full human instinct. I thought you were going to say I have to eat a human. You might. You might. You might. I'd rather die. Okay, Ella's last one.

Depends who it was, though. Some people look more tasty than others. True. You know? Okay, here's the question. Who would we eat? Who would we? Oh, I reckon I would be the tastiest. I've got quite a lot of good fatty bits.

You've got some good muscle going on too. We've got a fire going. We could like... We could cook into a nice medium rare. We could render the fat. I reckon. I would be crying as I would mush. My saddlebag I would be crying as I would much. My saddlebag ass would last you a couple of weeks.

Bree and Clint. That is the end of the Bree and Clint show for another week. Done for the day, guys. I am off to a PlayStation event. That's right. Game of Girl. Game of Girl. And Producer Ella's coming with me.

Game of Girl. Game of Girls. Game of Girls. Game of Girls are hot. What's your current game of choice me. Game of Girls. Game of Girls. Game of Girls. Game of Girls are hot. What's your current game of choice? Current game of choice, I have been super into the remastered versions of The Last of Us. Oh, yeah. I really want to play that.

Yeah. So bad. Come over and play. Actually. I reckon it's one of the best games I've ever played. I've finished part one and I've just started part two. But you know what? I actually feel like my brain is changing for the better.

Really? Because it's a real problem-solving game. And the reason I say that is because I did an escape room recently. Normally I'm horrendous at it. I was the MVP. Really? You reckon it's because of this game? Yes, I actually do.

That's the game of choice at the moment. I can relate. I'm a big Crash Team Racing man. It's a great game. It's a great game. Helps with my driving. Let's hope not. Helps with my...

Are you a Crash Team Racing over Mario Kart? Yeah, well, because we had a PlayStation and not a Nintendo, so. Yeah, I see. We didn't have a Wii or a Nintendo 64. We had a PS2. Both are great games. Don't get me wrong.

PS1. F***, I'm old. Oh. I have to beat that out. Why did you do that? I didn't forget where we were. It's a Friday. We need to go home, everybody.

We'll catch you next week on the Branklin Show. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.