ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 12th December 2022

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. It's a special occasion, so we've got to jazz this thing up. Hello everybody, and welcome to the award-winning Bree and Clint podcast. We bloody won, bitches! According to a panel of experts, you are currently listening to the best radio podcast in New Zealand. We didn't get second. We didn't get third.

We got bloody first. We got gold. Thank you. That's a great way to top off the year. It's gone straight to our head. Yeah, we're not being humble about it at all. We're actually all wearing sunglasses inside right now. And a hat.

Oh, yeah, there's nothing more arrogant than a hat. We're wearing fedoras. God, those arrogant hat wearers. God, want to keep their faces out of the sun, you arrogant fucks. When does the plaque arrive? Great question. What do we do now? What do we get?

We've reached the peak of our Everest. Yeah, this is the pinnacle. Yeah, the only way from here is down. Shit. Did we peak too early? I mean, five years in, arguably no. I don't think we did. I'm only six months in.

I would argue that we peaked too late. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is very late season four and we're experiencing. But, you know, we've timed our run. Maybe this is like... We've timed it beautifully. This is just the base of the mountain this is the first step yeah next we'll be trying to win our first radio award it's like we thought kilimanjaro was the highest mountain in the world and we've just

summited it and now we can see the peak of everest over the clouds and you can see another peak what's our everest an actual radio award. Yeah. Not a TV or podcast award. But we need to maintain our aura of not caring. You know, we've lost so many and we always say, oh, we're not in it for a radio award. So we need to. Oh, I'm in it for the radio award.

Oh, you are? Okay, good. 100%. Because me too. I mean, after five years, I'm kind of in it for the award now. Yeah. Like just one. Fuck.

And you got that TV award. Now you got the podcast award. You just need the radio award. You just need the radio award. To complete your award tripod. That would be the dream. Fuck. And you got that TV award. Now you got the podcast award. You just need the radio award. You just need the radio award. To complete your award tripod. That would be the dream. Yeah. That would be the dream.

Anyway, good validation for all of our podcast listeners. You can now say to people who thought you were crazy for listening to this podcast and laughing out loud, excuse me, I've got great taste. This is the best radio podcast in New Zealand. The whole country. The whole country. The whole country. That's bonkers. Bonkers.

Who decided? Judges. Oh, love it. The judges. Officials. Experts. People who know their stuff. The judges.

They were assembled. Have voted. I imagine they're more lined up in one long table next to each other. Like the US Supreme Court. Yeah. All got headphones on. US Supreme Court. Yeah, all got headphones on.

The next one will be the best radio podcast in New Zealand. How do you say? Brie and Clint. I vote for Brie and Clint. There's lots of fart jokes in that podcast. I didn't include any fart jokes

in the intro. Did you not? What was that? That was the judge's gavel. Wait, did you have to enter that? Yeah. Did you? Yeah.

I had to cut it all up and send it through. Can we listen to it? You're welcome. Yeah, if you have 15 minutes, fair. Is it a 15 minutes? Yeah. Can we listen to the first minute? Sorry, that was Claudia's dog, by the way.

That wasn't somebody's guts. Not me. It wasn't me. Can we listen to the first minute on this podcast so people can hear it? Yeah, I guess. That could be fun. Yeah, edit. I'll put it at the end.

That means we don't get to hear it. You can hear it. You just need to scroll to the end. No. Wait, you're telling me you don't listen to the whole podcast so you don't get to the end to hear the minute of the podcast entry that I put together painstakingly for you. People don't need to hear it. They've heard

the podcast. They've heard everything that's on there. No, people like to listen to that stuff and if Claudia put that much effort into it. She got a reward. She won. Yeah. She got the accolades. People want to hear it. Yes, thank you Ella. Thank you. You wait. There'll be heaps of people in the podcast

family group going, can we please hear the whole thing? I betcha. They will now. Thank you. You wait. There'll be heaps of people in the podcast family group going, can we please hear the whole thing? I bet you. They will now. Of course. There was already going to be people. If you get 10 people requesting it, I'll put it in. You know what it is?

It's like being in a conversation and someone goes, oh, did you hear about such and such and that thing and the thing? And then someone goes, what? They go, oh, don't worry. It's not that it's not that interesting but seriously it's quite good interesting and then what all you want is then to hear what they were talking about it's just human nature maybe it should be its own podcast then i mean could be maybe i'll put it out over summer oh there you go work smarter not harder That's ages to wait. Our summer podcasts begin in four days. Like I said, ages.

All right, let's get out of here, everybody. Thank you. Oh, you guys didn't do it. Thanks for listening. Yes, they did do it. Well, they did. They gave us feedback and they support us. They wouldn't make it.

And thanks for voting for us for People's Choice. We didn't win it, but thank you for voting for us. We love you guys. Thank you. Well, how are you, Pilgrim? And here is where the podcast entry audio will go. Go, Claudia. Yay!

Go. Yes, Ella. Woo! Play it, Claude, now. Hit it, Claude. Time is it. One, two, three, two, one. A&M's Bree and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to the show

It's the last week of the Brian Clint show for 2022 Yeah, 22 Still feels like 2020 to me Yeah, I know, what happened to the last couple of years? Uh, pandemic took most of it I think I think that's the bulk of what happened Yeah, it's about right And the Women's Rugby World Cup, that's about it I reckon Last. I think that's the bulk of what happened. Yeah? Yeah. It's about right. And the Women's Rugby World Cup.

That's about it, I reckon. That happened. Last two years, that's about it. The Queen passed away. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was in there, yeah. What other big things can you remember? I had a baby.

You had a baby? Yeah. You had a couple of dogs. I had a couple of dogs. I didn't birth them. Surrogate. Yeah. Yeah.

Donor? Donor. Donor surrogate, yeah. Your eggs, though. Surrogate. Yeah. Yeah. Donor? Donor. Donor surrogate, yeah. Your eggs though, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Rescued, yeah.

Yeah. Turkey baster or old school? That is none of your business. That's very true. That's very true. Quickly change topic. It's Monday, which means if you know, you know. It's White Lotus Day.

Isn't it the finale? It's the finale. Hashtag not sponsored. But who is not obsessed with White Lotus at the moment? It's being called the greatest TV show of 2022. Is it? Yeah. Was Squid Game this year?

No. That was last year. What? Yeah. Inventing Anna was pretty good. You're not as good as White Lotus. You don't reckon? Nah. Not critically as good as White Lotus. You don't reckon? Nah.

Not critically as good as White Lotus. Here, I'll wait for the drop. I think this is the drop here. Here I am. Nah, that's not it. You know I was DJing at a Christmas party last week and three different people requested the White Lotus theme song? Oh my God, is that breaking news?

What? Claudia, come in. No, no, no, no, no. You're joking. This is breaking news, everybody. We just win. We won gold. Add that to the list of things that have happened this year.

The Brian Clint Show, this is breaking news. It's just come through. Won gold for best radio podcast at the 2022 Podcast Awards. You're joking me. We never win anything. We've literally, we haven't, this is how ridiculous it is. We've never won anything. We've never won a radio award and we're a radio show and we just won a podcast.

Hey! That's crazy. I can't believe that just happened as we were live on air Just giving ourselves a round of applause Seven seconds ago they posted it Oh my god, what a way to finish off the year I'm bloody stoked with that Thank you to everyone that listens to the show and if you voted

Everything else that happens today is a bonus I think Brie and Clint, we're going to play Tradie vs Lady next If you want to play, 50 bucks cash from KFC Give us a call now, 0800-DIALS-E-M Jeez, I think. Bree and Clint, we're going to play Tradie vs. Lady next. If you want to play, 50 bucks cash from KFC, give us a call now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Jeez, I feel the pressure now. We're award winning. Better be a good podcast today.

Yeah, jeez. Here we go. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, here we go. The Tradies picking up a win at the end of last week, I believe,

taking them to 112, plays the Ladies 95. Should play for triple points. I'm trying to get the Ladies at least to a competitive last game. Yeah, go on. So wait, if the Ladies win, they'll give them 15. I still won't win them. Oh no, it would. Yeah, it would.

Alright, go on then. Alright, we're playing for triple points. Welcome to the show. Our lady this afternoon phoning in from the Waikato. She's 26 years old and she can bend her thumb all the way backwards.

Welcome to the show, Olivia. Hello, Liv. Hello. How come you can do that? I don't really know. I've been able to do it since I was like six. Double jointed in the thumb. Both thumbs?

No, just my left one. Oh, my God. Wait, that means you could slip out of a pair of handcuffs. Probably. I've actually never tried. You should just get arrested just to try. She prefers to be in them. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He should just get arrested just to try.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's calling in from Ashburton. He's 28, and he is a pro social cricketer. That sounds like an oxymoron. Welcome to the show, Tobias. G'day, Tobias. G'day.

How much do pro social cricketers get paid? Oh, just enough to make a living. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. Yeah, nice. Okay, you guys all cool that we play for, I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. Yeah, nice. Okay, you guys all cool that we play for triple points today? We're going to play for triple points.

A bit of pressure. Yeah, no pressure. A little bit of pressure. A little bit of pressure. But also $50 cash on the line as well. That's for you. The triple points is for your community. So let's do this.

Olivia, your buzzer is lady. Tobias, yours is tradie. First to three gets 50 bucks cash and like we said, triple points for their team. Alright, here we go guys. Question number one. One of the greatest Christmas movies of all time is The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Who plays the Grinch in the modern day... Yes, Tobias?

Jim Carrey. Of course it is Jim Carrey. Could you imagine anyone else in the role? He's fantastic. Question number two. else in the role? I know I could. He's fantastic. Question number two, one to the tradies. Maybe Scarlett Johansson. I mean, she can do it all. She can do anything.

She can do it all. What is the name of the company that owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp? Tradie. Yes, Tobias. You miss us? Wow, well done. It is, yes, Meta. Metaverse. Question number three, two to the tradies. You need this one E, sir. Wow, well done. It is the, yes, meta. Metaverse, question number three.

Two to the tradies. You need this one here, Olivia. Who won the gold award for best radio podcast at the 2022 Podcast Awards? Katie. Yes, Olivia. ZDM. Can you be a little bit more specific?

Which show? Brie and Clint. That's the one, Olivia. Jeez, how did that question get in there? Who put that in? It's just what's happening in the news today. It's breaking news. Breaking news. Question number four. One point to the ladies,

two to the tradies. The finale of the critically acclaimed TV show White Lotus is on tonight. What streaming service is that show on in in New Zealand? Yes, Tobias, for the win. Neon. Well done.

$50. No, $50 coming your way, thanks to KFC. And you've really put it beyond reach now. Three points to the tradies. Well done, Tobias. We're talking about jobs where you really have no idea what it is. Yeah, the titles. And you're like, so you do what?

You're like, I'm not too sure what that job is. But much like Bree's friend who's going on a date with someone in logistics. Someone who works in logistics. Most of the time you just go, oh, cool. You don't actually go, what's that? No, because you feel like you'll sound like a dummy. So we're asking you, what is the job title you have never understood? Someone's texted and said, what's an actuary?

What is an actuary? What is an actuary? Wait, I actually have no idea. You look it up. We'll get Kate on. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hi.

Do you know what an actuary is? I have no idea what an actuary is. Guys, I found it. Let's all learn together. It says an actuary is a business professional, here we go, it's going to be so vague, who deals with the measurement and management of risk and uncertainty. What? Yeah, the name of the corresponding field is actuarial science.

These risks can affect both sides of the balance sheet and require assessed management. All right, well, shout out to all the actuaries out there. Kat, let's start with you. Let's see if we understand your job title. What do you do for a job? So I've just had a baby, so I'm on maternity leave at the moment, but I'm actually a personal assistant in a law firm.

Okay, I understand that. So I get that one. You assist some lawyers personally. Yeah, so I do like document preparation and things like that for when you want to do your will. The paperwork, the organising, all that kind of thing. What's the job title you don't understand? It's my fiancé's and we've been together for 10 years

and we have two children. Kat, how have you guys not talked about what your fiancé does for a job? I sort of know. Okay, give it to us. Give it to us. What's his job title? He's got a computer science degree, but, like, I don't know what that is. Wait, wait.

I don't know what he does all day. You don't even know what his job title is. I don't know. Yeah, it's in computer sciences. He goes to work, and he does the thing on the computer and writes the thing that tells the machine what to do. He does cyber security.

That's what he does. Cyber... He's in IT. He helps people unlock their passwords when they forget it. It's more like he's working on a project at the moment where there's a bike. Don't pretend you know, Kat.

Don't pretend you know anything about this man's job. You married him. You had his baby, you don't know what he does. Kat, your husband is calling through right now. Let's check with him if that is correct. No, I'm just kidding, he's not. Thanks, Kat. Someone sticks in and they said, what's a business development manager?

I have no idea. Do they come in, wait, wait, I feel like I might know. Do they come in and pretend like they know certain things that you can do to develop the business in a better way? Yes. Maybe? Maybe. I'm just going off what the name is.

I don't know why you're asking me. Someone said, what's a business analyst? Sorry to all the people who do these jobs, by the way, but surely it was ambiguous to you too at the start too. It's just because we aren't smart enough to obviously do the jobs. Someone said, what's an influencer? Just sounds like you're skillfully unemployed. Holly's called through. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi. This is one of the big ones Bree and I talked about before. Holly, your

husband has one of the jobs where we got no clue what they do. Yes, he's a surveyor and I also don't really know what that is. Wait, how long have you been married to him? We've been married seven years and together 10 years and throughout uni. I know he's studied for five years doing surveying. What do they do, Holly? You surely told you bits and pieces. I do know that there is a difference.

There's land surveyors, which is what no one knows what that is. And then there's quantity surveyors, which people generally assume he's a quantity surveyor. And what one is he? He's a land surveyor. He's a land surveyor. Okay. And according to you, who's married to one

and has been with one for 10 years, no one knows what they do. No. So it's definitely something to do with angles and measuring things. Holly. So that's about as far as I know. Are they the people you sometimes see on the street and it looks like they've got like a telescope?

Yes, with the tripods. Yeah, and they're like lining something up. And the high-vis vest. Yeah, and you always think that it's a police officer and then you're like, oh. Or someone taking photos of a really weird street angle. I'm always like, what are you measuring? Are you married to one of those, Holly?

Yes. Wow. Always in suits, like out in the sun. Yes. But with high-vis and a helmet on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would you know if it's a tough job, Holly? You have no idea what he does.

Well, I don't know. He's always very busy. That's all I know. Holly's like, he goes to work, he comes home, puts food on the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, there you go. We're learning, everybody.

Maybe. I don't know. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Very exciting news for the Swifties out there because the word on the street is that Taylor Swift has written a movie and she's now going to direct it with a major Hollywood studio. She's so talented. So talented.

She's a classic overachiever, you know? And people might say, what do you mean she's going to direct it? She has no experience in that. Well, that'd be wrong, as she has received many awards for her directing of several music videos and short films, like the 10-minute version of her song All Too Well.

Yeah, she did that long-ass video last year. Received so many awards and she's directed all of those. She's so talented. Super talented. And she's going to be doing it with Searchlight Pictures, the production company behind films that have won Academy Awards like No Man Land and The Shape of Water. So apparently there's no other details on exactly what it's going to be about

or when it's going to start filming or anything like that. But people from the production company have come out and said we're so excited to be partnering with her. If you were the person funding that film or the production company putting it together, you would back her just not, even though she is talented and she will do a great job,

even if you didn't have that information, you'd back her fan base to still go and see it? Yeah. You know, you go, oh, Taylor Swift wants to make a movie.

Cool. Her fans got her all top 10 spots on the Billboard top 100 earlier this year. They'll sell out a movie. Oh, she has got some loyal fans.

And if you look at the short film for All Too Well, that music video, it's got over 80 million views on YouTube. Crazy. Also, the argument that someone has no experience in something so they shouldn't do it is not a good one because nobody has any experience in anything until they did it. And if we all used that logic, none of us would ever do anything. And we would never have anything new or cool or exciting

and we'd all just sit in our homes and do nothing. Exactly right. If we operated on that logic, we never would have got skims. Exactly right. And what would that world look like? Bree and Clint. Have you dated twins at a different time, not at the same time? Why is that your key stipulation, that it has to be at a different time?

Because. What if you all had an understanding? What if you? No, that's a different question. That is a different question altogether. Does that make you guys triplets? No, it doesn't. It doesn't.

A few texts coming through on this. Someone said, I'm a twin and my sister and I ended up indoor gardening with the same guy. Oh, she's here? Is she here on the phone? Okay, I need some clarification. Hello, anonymous. Hello. This is you we're clarification. Hello, anonymous. Hello. This is you we're talking about, your text.

Yes. Can you explain it to us? What happened? Well, it wasn't probably until a few years later it actually happened that I found out we had been with the same guy. This was years ago when it happened. But, yeah, we were all playing, you know, one drunken night. We were all together and just playing Never Have I Ever.

And the question got asked has someone ever been with a sister or someone like that and yeah, it kind of came out of the wash. Who let slip? The guy let slip that he had hooked up with both of you? Yeah.

And we didn't know at the time, me and my sister. Wait, who was dating the guy at the time when the information came out? I was probably the most recent. We weren't dating anymore. I don't think anyone dated anyone. No, it wasn't really dating. Why was he there? Why was he there?

Oh, it was all surf club. We were all just going to party one night. Right. Do you think Anonymous, not to be like, but do you think he knew that he'd hooked up with both of you? Oh, yeah. Okay. He was stoked about it.

What you're asking is, did he know you guys were sisters? Yeah. Right. So he knew. Yeah, yeah. He didn't think that he, you know, in the garden with one of you and then just went round two

but didn't realise that it was both of you. Are you twins? Me and my sister, yeah. Identical? No, but very similar. Right. Right, okay.

He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. He bloody knew. Well, similar tastes, I guess. Okay. He knew. He knew. He knew. He bloody knew. Well, similar tastes, I guess, you and your sister. Yeah. Was his name Ash Ketchum? Gotta catch them all, right?

I like your sense of humour about it. You gotta catch them all. Poke him up. That's anonymous. Millie's here. Hi, Millie. Hi, Millie. Hi. Tell us, Millie. Hi, Millie. Hi. Tell us, Millie, who do you know that dated twins? One of my ex-partners, his dad, so his mum and auntie were identical twins. Okay. And so his dad had a child with like both of them.

Stop it. Wait, did you say they're identical twins? Yeah, they are identical, yeah. And wait, whoa. So it's like his sister and his cousin. Do the kids look the same? Yeah, they look like they could be brothers. Isn't that incredible?

So he's the common denominator between identical twins and the babies come out looking the same. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. That's wild. So not just dated, had kids with both of them. Yeah, both of them, and only like a year or two apart. Whoa, that's so confusing.

In a small town, that could get very confusing, eh? So confusing. Because you're really confusing the gene pool at that situation. Yeah. Totally. Okay, thanks, Millie. Millie was loving it. She's like, oh, funny.

Someone texted through and they said, I dated an identical twin in high school for two years. She broke up with me and four years later, I ran into her twin at a shop. We started talking and then I dated her. Didn't realise it wasn't her till three weeks later. Thought, what's the difference? Continued dating her, now married with two kids.

Wait, are they claiming they didn't know they were dating a different person? So I think they're claiming they dated someone in high school that had an identical twin. And four years later, four years down the track, they ran into who they thought was their ex-girlfriend. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And they Right? Yeah.

And they started dating again. And it took three weeks where they were like, oh, this is the other twin. But they would have had different names. How did that not come up? I don't buy this person's text message. I don't buy it at all. But what a great story.

You can play ignorance all you want. I don't buy it. They're married now with him. I just had a thought. Isn't your mum a great story of his show. You can play ignorance all you want, I don't buy it. They're married now with him. Just had a thought. Isn't your mum a twin? Yeah. Yeah. Why? I don't know. Why are you saying has... Could we call your dad? Because, what, are you

saying my dad could have hooked up with my Aunty Julie? Anything is possible. Go and get my mum on the phone. Get her on the phone. No, she won't know. We need to get Julie on the phone. Yeah, get Aunty Julie on the phone. We've got to check. We've got to check these things. I've got breaking Christmas crime news, everybody.

Is it who bombed the one family toilet on Christmas Day? That's always a crime. That is a Christmas crime. And no one ever owns up to it. Ever. No, it's not that. By breaking, I mean, this thing happened on Friday last week. Okay.

I mean, the AM show reported on it this morning, about 10 hours ago, but it's breaking. Ish. In breaking news this morning a goldie has been stolen. Yes a goldie has been stolen but I'm not talking about the acclaimed artist. I'm talking here about a reindeer. A large reindeer statue to be more specific. Stolen from Bethlehem's town centre

on Friday night. All that was left at the crime scene was a hoof and an antler. It's a big deal, man, and we need to use our powers as broadcasters to help bring these criminals to justice. We do. My question is, is which reindeer? Not Rudolph. Not Rudolph?

Didn't have a red nose. Dasher? I'll give you the information that I have. Okay. The reindeer's name's actually Goldie. It's gold. Well, that's not one of Santa's reindeer. It is.

You just, I don't know how. I've never heard of that reindeer. I've seen a picture of the reindeer. It's ripped. What do you mean? Like it's jacked, this reindeer. It is the muscliest reindeer I've ever seen. It's because it slays all day.

That's exactly right. He's seven foot tall, the reindeer. Whoa. And he was stolen from the Bethlehem town centre in Tauranga on Friday night. Come on, guys. Christmas miracles are meant to happen in Bethlehem. Not cool, man. Not theft.

Not cool. It's like if the three wise men came and stole Jesus' manger. Yeah. It's not legit. And said, no frankincense for you. They said, suck it baby Jesus. The Thebes backed their ute up after dark. There's CCTV footage

of this. Loaded Goldie the seven foot golden reindeer into the back of the ute and took off. He's currently missing one antler that was left at the scene and one hoof. So he's a three-legged, one-antlered, seven-foot golden reindeer. What use is that to anybody?

Why did they steal it? Is it worth something? Why does anybody steal these things? It can't be worth anything. It's stolen property. It's on the news. It's missing a leg and an antler. What are you going to do with it?

I never understand when people steal things like this. What are you going to do with it? I never understand when people steal things like this. What are you going to do with it? Put it in the backyard? Yeah. It's missing a hoof. It's missing a hoof. It's wonky. It's a wonky donkey.

Somebody knows something about this. It's not easy to hide a seven foot golden reindeer. I mean, it's a pretty big reindeer. He's ripped, by the way. Did I mention he's ripped? I'd like to see. He's like the Sonny Bill Williams of reindeers. I'm surprised he didn't put more of a fight on.

I know, I know. It's disappointing. I'm just Googling it because I want to see how ripped. I'll show you. I'll show you. Tell me that little picture there, that little one in the corner. Tell me that's not the most jacked reindeer you've ever seen. Oh, yeah, muscly reindeer.

Yeah. Oh, look, so there's the car. Yeah. All the details are out there. I wonder if they're related to the Grinch. The people who stole the reindeer? Yeah.

Why? You've never, oh, my God, you've never seen the movie. Am I giving myself away? You've never seen the movie, have you? Oh, because he steals Christmas. Yes, he takes all the stuff. Why? Why?

What a dipshit. I'm leading the charge for this Christmas crime and I don't even know the references. Oh, it's a cool reindeer too. It's very cool. It's very cool. It might actually be a stag rather than a reindeer, but let's not get into details.

Whatever you do, nobody send them a picture of that giant golden reindeer we have in the corner of the ZM studio right now. Oh my, oh my God. Nah, this one's way smaller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And look, it's got at least one, two, three... Four hobes. Oh!

It's got three. And where did the part of that antler go? No one called the Bethlehem Community Centre, anybody? Brie and Clint. Guess that voice! Guess that voice! Guess that voice guess that voice guess that voice me from real audio choice

whose voice so game where we hear little clips of famous people and if your ear is sharp enough you'll know who that is without being able to see them and if you're on the winning team you'll score 50 KFC chicken dollars that's right if you want to play call team, you'll score 50 KFC chicken dollars. That's right. If you want to play,

call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. Who we got? Who we got? Who we got? Who's willing to do this thing? Where are we at? We're going to go with that one. Let's just pad for time. Because we... Someone was meant to organise the people earlier.

We forgot to ask earlier. Jeremy's here. Hi, Jeremy. G'day, Jeremy. How's it going? We're good. You want to play Guess That Voice? Yep.

Team Brie or Team Clint? Clint. You're on Team Clint. Okay, wait there. You'll be playing... Annie, you're on my team. Hi, Annie. Hi.

Okay, here's how it's going to work. Producer Claude is going to give us the theme. Brienne, I'll go first, and then it's over to you, Jeremy, and Annie. Hi, Claude. Hi, Claude. Hello. How are you? What's the theme?

So, since this is our last Guess the Voice before Christmas... Yes. I've gone with iconic Christmas movie actors. Iconic Christmas movie actors. Iconic Christmas movie actors. So they're all from Christmas movies that we know and love. Yeah, got it. And they're all actors. Got it.

Okay, let's do this thing. It's rock and roll. Brie and Clint, you're going to go first. Your names are your buzzers. Here's your first one. I was growing my mustache out and coaching on the... Brie, Will Ferrell. You got it.

Very quick. ...sideline, and the opposing coach was like, is that mustache real? I said, yes. Why would I be wearing a fake mustache? From the movie Elf. Exactly right. One of the greatest Christmas movies ever. Any other Christmas movies for Will Ferrell?

He's in that new one with Ryan Reynolds. Oh, yeah, he's in that new Ryan Reynolds. Is there any good? Ella's seen it. She said it was good. It was amazing. Is there singing in it? Yeah, but it's funny.

No, thanks. No, no, no. They did it in a clever way. No, thanks. It's on the nose, okay? Watch it. Put it in the lay-miz pile. Jeremy and Annie, you guys are up.

Your buzzers are your names, okay? Come on, Annie. Okay, good luck. Here you go. I never understood, even in the movie, why the elves, when I showed up at the North Pole, didn't go, hey, what happened to the other guy? You know, I just hop in the sleigh with the kid and we go off the nobody ever asked i know who that is i know who that is i know who it is jeremy and annie do

you know someone buzz in no i'll give you i don't know he's in the santa claus movies he is he's also in toy story jeremy jeremy um is it You got it. I never understood, even in the movie, why the elves, when I showed up at the North Pole, didn't go, hey, what happened to the other guy? Yeah, say it's so him. Oh, oh, oh. No. No.

Oh, oh, oh. You sound like a seal and I sound like something else. I don't know. How cold is he yours? I'm not even going to try. Is it this? Is it? That's more like it.

Have I not seen this movie? It's home improvement. Tim and the Toolman Taylor. Eh? Eh? Oh. No, that's Scooby-Doo. Moving swiftly along.

Is that one a piece? Scooby? Scooby-Doo? Oh my God, you guys. Okay, I'm cutting you off here. You go, Brie and Clint, this one is for you. I literally feel like sometimes I have unlimited, my God, you guys. Okay, I'm cutting you off here. You go, Brie and Clint, this one is for you. I literally feel like sometimes I have unlimited, you know, energy and, you know, inertia. Like, movement forward.

Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Can we hear it again? Yeah. I literally feel like sometimes I have unlimited, you know, energy and, you know, inertia. She's blonde. Like, movement forward. Yeah. She's blonde. Like movement forward. Yeah. Can we get a movie? She is from The Holiday.

Brie. Clint. Brie. Cameron Diaz? Yeah. The Relief. Can you play that again? I can hear it now.

Yeah, I can hear it. I literally feel like sometimes I have unlimited, you know, energy and, you know, inertia. Like movement forward. You don't hear it? I definitely hear it. I can now. It still doesn't sound what I thought she sounded like.

2-1. Jezza, you got this one. Okay, mate, keep us in the game. Annie, get this one and we win. All right. Okay, here we go. When I did the Grinch, I was literally the make... Annie.

Annie. Jim Carrey. You got it. Yeah, exactly right. It was like being buried alive every day. The first day was eight and a half hours. And I told Ron Howard I couldn't do the movie. Team effort, Annie.

You got the 50 KFC chicken dollars. The Grinch bit was a dead giveaway. Making it nice and easy before Christmas, you know He's like, when I released my autobiography I am Jim Carrey Is that Jim Carrey? No, not You've never even seen the movie The Grinch

So I'm surprised you can tell that he's in it And I still got it Well, technically Annie did 50 KFC chicken dollars coming to you, Annie Merry Christmas. Thanks. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no, that's Twilight.

Brie and Clint. Clint, I think a Christmas miracle may have occurred in my household today. Okay. That's what my partner says. This was a Christmas miracle, what went down this morning in my household. About two and a half months ago is where this journey first began. When I got back from a trip, quite a long trip, I was filming the next season of Treasure Island. Had a lot of bags packed. And for the last two and a half months, those bags have stayed packed.

You're one of those people. In our spare room. Yeah. Two and a half months, my partner has asked me, you going to unpack those bags today, this weekend? When are you going to unpack those bags? Today? This weekend? When are you going to unpack those bags? And this morning, a Christmas miracle occurred in my house because the bags were finally unpacked.

And we rejoiced and thought it can only be one thing, a Christmas miracle. We said, what a happy occasion. Pack your bags, babe. I'm taking you somewhere nice. Well, the reason why I had to unpack them is because I need to use that bag to go to Australia. Do you feel like you should be congratulated for doing the beer minimum?

No. No. I don't think I should be at all. But, of course, me being that I'm going to call us type A type of person is that I expected to be congratulated. Yeah. I was like, finally, look what I've done. Celebrate me.

You know the sad thing is it actually didn't even take me that long. No, it never does. Once I put my mind on it. It never does. It didn't take me long at all. I don't know how you can live like that. I know lots of people do. I don't know how people can live like that.

So you're type B. I unpack when I walk in the door. I put my stuff away. I get my stuff out of my bags, put my dirty washing away, put my clean washing away, put the bag back in the wardrobe. You're a different breed altogether. You're type C. Is that type C?

What's B? Type B is like maybe a couple of days, maybe a week. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Those are type A people. Anything longer. No, I'm type A. What?

What's type A? Never do it. Two and a half months. There's no difference between a week and two and a half months. No, there is a big difference. I don't believe there is. As someone who unpacks on the day. My partner would argue because she'd be stoked with a week.

That'd be great. I know how you guys operate. I know how you think. I know what your mentality is. You're like, why unpack it when I could just wear the clothes out of it? Why would I put them away when eventually I'll wear everything in that suitcase and I won't need to unpack it? But you know where I think the hard part mentally came in for me

about this particular time? Yeah. Is that some of the stuff in the suitcase was dirty and some of it wasn't. And it had been so long after a certain point. You didn't know which was which. I forgot which was which. And I didn't want to have to, you know, it takes a lot to,

you have to sniff, you have to do the smell test. I was going to say sniff test, right? And I just didn't have the mental capacity over the last couple of months. Also, you'd been in a tropical location. Oh, yeah, it was grim. So the dirty stuff was dirty. I would argue that after two and a half months of mingling, everything was dirty.

Yes, I might argue that. But me being a type A is I would choose to not think about that and just try and get the job done. You run a spare bedroom situation at your house? Yes. Was the suitcase in your main bedroom or the spare bedroom? Spare. Yeah, so you're out of sight, out of mind.

Exactly right. You're one of those. But hey, call it what you will. We're calling it a Christmas miracle in my house. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, a birthday banger to get you home for a Monday. You call us, you tell us your birthday, and then we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday, and we'll play one of those songs in full. We've had some real bangers recently too. Yeah, really good ones. We've had good runs.

Let's start with Caitlin. Kia ora, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Kia ora. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Yeah, we're good, thank you.

Caitlin, what's your birthday? The 1st of January 2000. Oh, you poor bugger. What a crappy birthday. And the year 2000. Oh, Caitlin. What time were you born? 133 in the morning. Oh my God, you would have been so close to being the

first baby of the new millennium. Of the millennium. I was the first girl in Rotorua. Mate, that's a win. That is a win. No, clap her in. No, she deserves a clap. I just realised I was partying outside the hospital when you were born in Rotorua.

The lakefront concert area is just outside the hospital in Rotorua. Yeah. You would have heard Caitlin's mum. Yeah, I would have heard you coming into the world. You would have been like, oh, that sounds like Caitlin. Hey, Caitlin, what's your, we already got your birthday. I can't believe we are talking to the first girl born in Rotorua in the new millennium. Mate, we get all the biggest stars on this show.

Yeah, this is a big get for us. Caitlin, big get. Hey, Caitlin, you were 16 in 2016. Pretty easy math on that one. And obviously, you were born on the 1st of January. And in 2016, this was number one for the new year. My mama don't like you and she likes everyone. And I never like to admit that I was wrong.

I mean, not the bangin' us Justin Bieber song, but do you like it, Caitlin? Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad? I think it's not bad. It's not bad? I think it's not a bad birthday banger. It's a big song from Justin Bieber. Definitely. Let's talk to Katrina. Hi, Katrina.

Hi, Katrina. Hi. Mate, how are you? I'm good, thank you. I was told I was number three, so I was waiting for number three. Yeah, I think we might have just lost number two. We're going to try and get number two back. So you've been bumped up our list, Katrina.

I have. How are you? And I heard from a little birdie that you're born on the 2nd of January. 1966. And I'm born on the 3rd of January. We've got the trilogy. There you go. We've done it.

All crappy birthdays at the start of the year, eh? Exactly. Hey, Katrina, you were 16 in 1982. And on the 2nd of January in 82, this would have been number one. Oh, R.I.P. Olivia Newton-John. Oh, absolutely. She passed just this year. We also lost her this year, didn't we?

Yeah. Very sad. What do you think, Katrina? You like that song? Well, I did used to have some leotards, so I guess I could go with it. And the leg warmers as well? I did. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Hot Katrina. I like it. Wait there, we'll do one more birthday banger. We've got her back. Renee's here. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi.

How are you, mate? Oh, good, thank you. Good, thank you. How was your weekend? Ah, work at the warehouse, Renee. Hi. How are you, mate? Oh, good, thank you. Good, thank you. How was your weekend? Oh, work at the warehouse. So pretty busy. Oh, I can only imagine how busy. Yeah, helping centre, you know.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Good on you, Renee. Good on you. Hey, what's your birthday, Renee? 9th of May, 1989. This is going to be interesting. Right, let's have a look. You were 16 in 2005.

And let me take you back to your 16th birthday. This was number one. She was pretty cool. Yeah, banger. Bit of the black-eyed peas. You like that, Renee? Yeah, yeah. Fergie. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, that is a good one. Fergie was awesome. Yeah. Like, that's, yeah, she's cool Yeah, that is a good one Fergie was awesome

Yeah Like that's when the Black Eyed Peas Shown as proof that the Black Eyed Peas have not been the same since she left They really haven't I vote for that song, I reckon that's the winner of Birthday Banger today Yeah, that's the winner Renee, you've won Congratulations Renee, coming straight out of 2005, this is your Birthday Banger

Thank you so much, guys. Have a great one. You too, Renee. Awesome. Brian Clint. Come, Renee, off. Oh, sorry. Oh, no, no, no, don't fall with my heart.

Brian Clint. Christmas is less than two weeks away, and there's things that you just get, I think, for Christmas because you think, oh, yeah, we've got to get some of those. It's Christmas time. We have to get the standard, you know, the same thing, the traditional thing everyone's getting. Would your Christmas still be okay

if you didn't have Christmas crackers and tiny little party hats? Yeah, I think it'd be okay. Probably be okay. I think we'd survive. So this afternoon, I thought we could look at some of the things and decide whether they are being kept or cancelled. All right. I have a list of things. It's a symbol.

Our panel first. Christmas expert Brie Thomasale joins us. Hi, Brie. Welcome to the panel. Thanks so much for having me, guys. It's a symbol. Our panel first. Christmas expert Brie Thomasale joins us. Hi, Brie. Welcome to the panel. Thanks so much for having me, guys. Good to be here. Notorious Christmas Grinch Claudia Sykes joins the panel. Hi, Claudia.

Thanks for joining us. Just call me Santa Claus. Santa Claus. Santa Claus. Christmas vegan Gen Z Ella is here. Hi, Ella. Thanks for joining us. Kia ora.

Thank you. And also joining the panel is Shania. Kia ora, Shania. Kia ora, Shania. Thank you for joining us. Kia ora. Thank you. And also joining the panel is Shania. Kia ora Shania, thank you for joining us. Kia ora, thank you. Together we're going to vote on these things. Majority rules and that will decide whether these

things are kept as Christmas traditions or they're cancelled. First thing up, Christmas cake. I'm talking a nutty, fruity, soaked in brandy, extremely dense Christmas cake. It's a nay from, fruity, soaked in brandy, extremely dense Christmas cake. It's a nay from me.

Yeah, cancelled. Not for me, but if it's for you, then fine. No, you're voting whether to keep it in or not to keep it in. No. What about you, Shania? Absolutely not. Yeah. I think it's unanimous apart from a little old.

And I vote yum, love Christmas cake, so it's staying. Red flag. Well, this is a bloody BS poll. I forgot to mention I've got the deciding vote. Oh. Of course, the one man in the group has the deciding vote. Just kidding. You guys cancelled Christmas.

You ruined Christmas. Thanks a lot. You cancelled Christmas cake. Let's move swiftly Christmas. You ruined Christmas. Thanks a lot. You cancelled Christmas, Kate. Let's move swiftly along. Turkey on Christmas. I don't feel like anybody talks about this enough, but turkey, to me, it's kind of just like dry chicken. And we only eat it once a year.

And if it was so good, wouldn't we eat it year round? Turkey on Christmas. Bree, is it Christmas keep or Christmas cancel? Cancel. I don't think I've ever had turkey on Christmas. It's quite dry. Have you not? No, cancel.

We don't know how to do it properly in our house. You cancel. I feel like boomers have the recipe and none of us know how to do it. Ella, the vegan, I feel like I could predict your one. Yeah, just in general. No. Cancel. Cancel.

Shania, Christmas keep or Christmas cancel for turkey? Cancel. It should be lamb. Yes, Shania. Christmas lamb. It's morecel. It should be lamb. Yes, Shania. Christmas lamb. That's more New Zealand, though. Yes. You know, Shania, for years on this show,

I've been trying to steer these people away from the traditions. Like we have. Oh, this is weird. Wait for this. We have for the main in our house every Christmas a Christmas lasagna. Yum. Who's not here for that? What makes it a Christmas lasagna? You have it on Christmas. Cinnamon Christmas lasagna. Yum! Who's not here for that? What makes it a Christmas lasagna?

You have it on Christmas. Cinnamon. Brandy. Dense. And turkey overrated, so I agree. Okay, no turkey. Turkey's Christmas cancelled. All the turkeys are like, great news.

Guys, did you hear? Okay, there are two more. Let's get through them. Opening presents on Christmas Eve. Christmas keep that tradition or Christmas cancel that tradition? Not something we have ever done now, family. No, I've done it once. I think it's cheating.

I like the idea of one. I've never done that, but one on Christmas Eve. Yeah, if you've got little kids, like, it's quite exciting. What do you think, Shania? I don't know. I mean, people do, like, Christmas Eve boxes and give pyjamas and stuff, but it's like that should be December 1st, not the 24th. So you can use them for Christmas.

Ah, so you wear your Christmas pyjamas all December. That's a great point, Shania. Yeah. I think you're right. Okay, so presents on Christmas Eve, I think it's cheating. So I vote cancel.

Where are we at? I vote keep. Yeah. Keep. Okay. Cancel. Oh, okay. Like one.

Yeah. I probably won't do it, but I don't mind if other people do. Last Christmas tradition we're reflecting on, fruit mince pies. Some people have real issues with fruit mince pies. They always say this every year. That's what they say. It's not mince.

It is. It's minced fruit. It's fruit mince. I think they're excellent, but I don't want to sway the voting. Brie, a fruit mince pie on Christmas, keep or cancel? I'm going to say we keep it, but we make the meat in a sweet pastry. No, no.

I mean, I'd try it. Sweet and salty. Claude, keep or cancel? I'll keep the pastry and cancel the mince. Cancel. Cancel the vegan. I don't care, yuck. And Shania, keep or cancel fruit mince pies? I'm a cancel too.

Yeah, they're not my fave. I love them. They're in the same category as Fruit Cake. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You just never know if they're actually expired or not. They don't expire.

Yeah, but that's the thing. Like Christmas cake, it's always good. And that's why they're in the same category. All right. Well, no, they were cancelled, weren't they? Someone just said, this is such a good one on the text machine. Oh, my God. While we're at it, can we get rid of gift baskets?

Honestly, who wants a basket of crappy snacks that sit in your pantry for years? That's such a weird assortment of things, eh? There's always some fruit jubes in there. That's good. All right. Hey, Shania, thank you.'s always some fruit jubes in there. Yeah. That's good. All right, hey, Shania, thank you. That was very beneficial for all of New Zealand. We appreciate you joining our Christmas panel this afternoon. Thanks, Shania.

Of course. And hey, Shania, think about a Christmas lasagna this year. Maybe. I'll make one for the family, I promise. Yes, Shania! There's going to be a lamb lasagna, though. Hey. No.

Use lamb mince if you want. Bree and Clint. And that's it for the Bree and Clint show. If you want to catch the award-winning Bree and Clint podcast, it'll be out wherever you get your podcasts, including iHeartRadio, very, very, very, very shortly. You can catch us there. Anyone up to anything this evening?

Yeah. The White Lotus. Anybody up to anything other than White Lotus this evening? I feel like that's the bigger question. The White Lotus. Anybody up to anything other than White Lotus this evening? I feel like that's the bigger question. The big question. Yeah. It's going to be so good, the finale. Can't wait for that.

Don't let anybody spoil it for you if you haven't started, because it's such a good show. I don't feel like they will, but, you know, we won't spoil it. It's a murder mystery, so everything comes out in this last episode. We're about to find everything out. Yeah. You? Anything other than...

Before I'm going to watch White Lotus, I'm just scooting on over to a rooftop bar. Ooh la la! Rooftop bar for just a little while. Do we have rooftop bars? Yeah, we got one. Do we? No, there's a couple.

Is there? There's at least two that I've been to. If you know, you know though, right? If you know, you know. You've got to show your special membership card to get in. Exactly.

Yeah. No, it is very fancy. Just supporting Ruby Toohey, her book launch slash birthday party. She's having it in a rooftop bar. Oosh. I mean, how the other half

live these days. I'll say. Yeah. So yeah, if you haven't bought Ruby Toohey's book, hashtag not sponsored, go buy it.

It's amazing. Great Christmas gift. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brand Clint Show. Bye.

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