ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th December 2024
Episode Date: December 12, 2024Mumma Di plays "we listen and we don't judge". Do your grandparents have unique nicknames? Ella was cool, and then... What are you an expert in? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...formation.
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You wanna go to school
What happens at 3pm
Stays at 3pm.
Breathe.
Cleanse.
All you can do.
ZM's breathe and cleanse.
Oh, let's go, baby.
Let's do it.
Cleanse away.
The girls will play.
He'll be back tomorrow, but you've got me, Claude, and Ella for this afternoon,
and we've got a massive show planned.
We've got warehouse vouchers. We've got KFC chicken dollars. We've got warehouse vouchers.
We've got KFC chicken dollars.
We've got KFC Christmas pyjamas.
Mm-hmm.
It's all go today.
We've got the whole kit and caboodle.
And to be honest, I feel like I haven't even been in the real world
because my Facebook is still not working.
Yeah.
You've been off it all.
Has it been all day for you?
Yeah, from this morning when I woke up and I was like, oh, something's wrong with Facebook. And then I just haven't been able to log in. Yeah. You've been off it all. Has it been all day for you? Yeah. From this morning when I woke up and I was like,
oh, something's wrong with Facebook. And then I just haven't
been able to log in. No.
Is anyone else with me? 9696
on the text machine.
Have you still not been able to log
back into your Facebook account? I think Instagram as
well is being a bit funny for people. Yeah.
Well, it's all owned by the same.
The metaverse. But I'm okay weirdly.
Yeah, I must be special because mine's totally fine.
Is it just me?
It's just you, Ava.
Can people please text through on 9696?
Can you not get back on your Facebook yet?
Weird.
I'm starting to think maybe I've been hacked.
What are you missing?
You think event invites are going out and you haven't seen them?
It's that time of year.
People are announcing engagements and you're not up to play.
I might be missing all these Christmas parties
that I wouldn't have even wanted to go to in the first place.
The last six hours is when all the invites went out.
You're missing out.
I bet.
It's been so fun.
Yeah.
Well, if I hadn't got an invite yet, I probably wasn't getting invited, was I?
Oh, it's probably just Facebook's broken.
Yeah.
We send it to you.
Yeah.
If it's not there, then it's Facebook.
Okay.
No, I see how it is.
I see how it is. Hey, let's not there, then it's supposed to go. No, I see how it is. I see how it is.
Hey, let's press on.
The tradies versus the ladies.
The ladies did pick up a win yesterday, which meant I feel like it's done.
It's done and dusted.
But it's not over.
It's not over.
Imagine if the tradies win every game from here.
Exactly.
That would be, I would say, a good comeback.
You couldn't argue with the fact that there might have to be some sort of tie-break game The tradies win every game from here. That would be, I would say, a good comeback.
You couldn't argue with the fact that there might have to be some sort of tie-break game if they could pull it off.
Yeah, absolutely.
So we got $50 cash as per usual.
Let's play tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go. The tradies and the Ladies.
If you missed it yesterday, the Ladies picked up a win,
which means they pretty much have won for the year.
But we have said, let's see what the Tradies can whip out.
The Tradies on 101, the Ladies on 110.
Let's talk to our Lady first.
She's from Timaru.
And her birthday is this month.
Let's talk to Sam.
G'day, mate.
Hey, how are you?
Good, thanks.
What date this month, Sam?
The 30th.
30 on the 30th.
Mate.
Oh, are you the big 3-0?
Yeah, the big 3-0.
Is it good having your birthday on the 30th?
No, not at all.
It's been terrible every year.
No one's around.
Mate, I've got my birthday on January 3rd, and it's exactly the same.
Everyone's all partied out.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it sucks.
Okay, well, let's see if we can get you a birthday present then.
You'll be taking on two tradies today.
Their ages are 48 and 10.
They're from Auckland and it's one of their last day at school.
Let's talk to Katie and Amelia.
Hi, girls.
Hi.
Hello.
Last day of school.
How good is that?
Good.
Very good.
All right, Katie, Amelia, you'll be taking on Sam.
Sam, your buzzer is lady. Katie and Amelia, you'll be taking on Sam. Sam, your buzzer is lady.
Katie and Amelia, your buzzer is tradie.
First to buzz in gets to have a guess.
First to three, correct.
Wins.
Are we ready to play?
Yes.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What is the capital city of China?
Tradie.
Oh.
Yes, Katie and Amelia?
Beijing.
Beijing is on the money.
Nice work.
One to the tradies.
Question number two.
Name three of Santa's reindeer.
Tradee.
Yes, Katie and Amelia?
Rudolph, Dasher and Comet.
Oh, well done.
Good job.
You've crushed that.
Two points to the tradies.
You could take it out here, Sam.
You need this one to stay in it.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Lady.
Yeah, Sam's in.
Brianna.
Nice.
She's on the board.
Well done.
One to the ladies, two to the tradies.
Question number four.
A pickle is made from which fruit or vegetable?
Lady.
Yes, Sam.
Cucumber.
Oh, we're at a tie break.
Here we go.
We've got a game on our hands.
This is for the win.
Question number five.
What are the bones in your spine called?
Trady.
Katie.
Katie and Amelia just got in.
Vertebrae.
They've taken it out.
Yay!
Woo-hoo!
Oh, what a way to finish the last day of school.
$50 cash coming your girls' way.
Nice work.
Amazing.
Well done, Amelia. Very work. Amazing. Well done, Amelia.
Very, very good.
Well done.
And that's another point to the tradies.
Excellent game this afternoon.
The ladies nearly brought it back, but no luck.
Bree and Clint.
Clint away, producers in.
Giving me a hand.
And I read this story, which got me thinking about my grandparents because I've always loved to know what people have given
as a nickname to their grandparents.
Oh, like their grandparent name.
Yeah, because recently my mum and dad became grandparents
in the last couple of years because my sister had kids.
What did they go by then?
And so they got their nicknames as grandparents from my nephew,
who was the first one.
And so my dad is called Nono because he's an Italian grandpa.
And so that's what he wanted to be called.
He wanted to be called Nono.
And my mum, for some reason, is called Nin Nin.
Oh, Nin Nin.
That's just what my nephew started calling her.
That's so cute. Nono and Nin Nin. Nono and Nin Nin, yeah. So that's what what my nephew started calling her so cute no no and then then no no and then then yeah
so that's what they that's what they're called but then you're allowed to pick your own
name so here's the thing that's like your own grandparent name you're allowed to name yourself
i feel like you're like i'm nana i go by now you know right but if the kids start calling you
something else i feel like you have to go with it, you know.
Fair enough.
And I was reading this story about this predicament this family's in.
So the situation is they hadn't had kids yet, right?
And so they've had their first child and it brought up the conversation
of what do you want to be called?
And they decided they wanted to be called Grampy and Nana.
But here's the thing is that the father-in-law and the mother-in-law
had already had grandchildren and they're called Grampy and Nana.
Right.
And so now.
They both want to be Grampy.
I know.
Yeah, that's pretty rare, right?
Yeah.
Grampy.
Grampy.
Well, Grandpa, Grampy.
Yeah.
And so now there's a fight over who gets Grampy and Nana.
Can't they both be Grampy and Nana?
Well, they don't want to confuse the child.
Yeah.
And now they're saying that they should have Grampy 1 and Grampy 2.
No, you can't add a number. Or Grampy X and Grampy 2. That's more confusing.
Or Grampy X and Grampy Y
and Nana X
and Nana Y.
Both of my grandparents on both of my
parents' side, Nana on both,
Grandpa on both. Really?
Yeah. And you
seem to be okay. I'm fine. I'm very well adjusted.
Most of the time.
If we ever had to qualify.
You've got other trauma, but it's not from that.
It's not from that.
No.
I've never thought about that.
No, if we ever had to qualify who was who, we would be like Nana J and Nana S.
Oh, that's fine.
But, like, generally, you'd just be like Nana and Grandpa or Nana and Grandpa.
Yeah.
And it was fine.
You'd figure it out.
But basic.
It's more about the tone.
I didn't think that I could come up with something more interesting than that.
You know, like, I reckon the ones you liked more, the tone. I didn't think that I could come up with something more interesting than that. You know, like I reckon
the ones you liked more, the tone would be
different. Nana! Nana!
Nana. Or Nana. Nana.
Yeah, yeah. No, I love them both.
Equally.
Equally. I just, I feel
like, yeah, Nana's a lovely one, but
there's so many other fun grandparent names.
What were your grandparents? Mine's
grandmum and granddad. Are they still with us?
Oh, granddad's not. Rest in peace, Fred.
Aww. But your nana's still here?
Yeah, so grandmum's here. Lucky. And then
nana and grams. But like, there's so
many fun grandparent names. There's
Cece, Mimi. Ninen.
Nono, Ninen. You know, like
why be the same?
There was never confusion in
my family. What are yours? Well was never confusion in my family.
What are yours?
Well, I've got my Aussie grandparents, which were Nan and Pa.
Cute.
And then my Italian grandparents, which were Nonna and Nonno.
So it was completely different.
Yeah.
That's cute.
And I just thought, I always thought everyone had a Nonna and a Nonno
and a Nan and Pa.
And then as you get older, you're like, oh, not everyone calls them that.
Yeah. Call that a kid and pa. It's funny how kids... And then as you get older, you're like, oh, not everyone calls them that. Yeah.
Call that a kid realisation.
Yeah, I thought we could put it out there on 0800DIALSATM. I'd love to know if your grandparents had or have unique nicknames.
Like, and you can call up.
It doesn't matter how old you are.
If you've got grandparents or you had grandparents, RIP, and you want to talk
about their unique nicknames, we'd love to hear from you.
Give us a call or you can text us on 9696.
We're talking nicknames for grandparents because I feel like there's
a lot of different ones out there and I want to know some
of the more unique ones that you might have. Let's talk to Hayley
first. G'day Hayley. Hi, I'm kind of with this person who is saying that they don't want to
confuse the grandkids. Yeah, so do you think all the grandparents should have unique different names?
Well, in my family, we are very fortunate enough
that my kids still have their great-grandparents.
Oh, my God, amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
So we've got four sets of great-grandparents
and then obviously we've got my parents and my husband's parents.
Holy smokes.
What are you guys eating and drinking?
I need to get on that, whatever you guys are doing.
Something in the water.
Yeah.
Lucky. Everyone,
most of them are Nana and Pop.
Okay. Nana seems to
be the one that's really stuck for
my daughter. Right.
And now, whenever she sees
an older woman, she
calls them Nana.
It's mortifying.
Oh, no.
And what if that person isn't a Nana and they take offence?
Exactly.
But she just automatically sees, yeah, Nana.
Yeah, she's only two, so it's kind of like you can get away with it,
but oh, my gosh, it's mortifying.
It's probably Hayley because she's got so many nannas still around.
She just assumes that now anyone that looks like that is nanna.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, that's amazing.
Thanks for calling through, Hayley.
Appreciate it.
Have a good one.
Bye.
God, I wish I still had all my grandparents.
I feel like I didn't appreciate them enough when I was younger.
I'd love to have them back now.
Someone texted through, sorry, and said, I've got a mate called Danny
and his grandkids call him Danpa. I love that. That's so cute. Someone else said,
my son's grandparents' names are Nanny J and Coco Wayne. That's pretty fun. Someone else said,
there's so many coming through.
We call our grandma Mima.
We think it's grandma in Scandinavian.
So that's pretty fun.
There's Omar and Opa.
I think that's Greek.
I feel like it is, but I could be wrong. Someone else said I called my granddad Gaga.
That's pretty fun.
A lot of unique ones.
Let's talk to another person.
Let's talk to Sam.
G'day, Sam.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
Good.
That's good.
What was the unique grandparent name?
So my daughter, like Hayley, my daughter was fortunate to have her grandparents and her great-grandparents.
Amazing. So when she was little, she actually said, I said, we're going to Nanny's house.
And she said, is that Nanny with the white hair or Nanny with the brown hair?
That's so good.
It actually stuck.
And everybody called my nan Nanny White Hair.
And actually, she passed away.
And on her gravestone, it says Nanny White Hair. You're she passed away, and on her gravestone it says Nanny White Hair.
You're kidding.
Because everybody called her that.
I love that.
My mum is still Nanny Brown Hair, and my daughter's 32 next week.
No way.
Nanny Brown Hair.
She still calls her Nanny Brown Hair.
That means your mum can never, ever just let her hair go.
She has to continue to dye it.
You know that.
Exactly.
She's still Nanny Brown hair, and even now,
my grandchildren, her great-grandchildren,
call their Nanny Brown hair too.
I love it.
Say hello to Nanny Brown hair for me, okay?
I will do.
Thanks, guys.
Appreciate that, mate.
See ya.
Sorry, I need to apologise.
Opa and Oma is Dutch.
Oma. Yeah, Opa and Oma is Dutch.
Oma, yeah, Opa.
Can someone text through what the Greek one is?
I feel like it could be similar.
Let's talk to Kayden.
Hi, Kayden.
Hi.
What's the unique grandparents' names, Kayden?
They passed away.
We used to call our grandpa Grumpy.
And is that because he was happy all the time?
Nope.
It was the opposite, wasn't it?
Grumpy, Grumpy.
And he just let everybody call it because it's true.
I like it.
Well, hey, if the shoe fits, they say, Caden.
And obviously the shoe fit on your grumpy grandpa.
Yeah.
Hey, thanks for calling through, Kayden.
One more.
Let's talk to Kylie on 0800-DIALS-NM.
G'day, Kylie.
G'day.
Tell us, mate, what is the unique grandparents' names?
Well, my mum's name is Sandra, or Sandra, where you're from.
And obviously for kids, that's a really difficult name for them to try to pronounce.
So she got nicknamed Sani.
Sani.
And then when she actually started having grandchildren, we thought, well, she was like,
please don't call me Nana.
I don't want to be Nana.
And so we called her Nani.
Nani.
I don't mind that.
We called her Sani.
Yeah.
Nani Sani.
Yeah.
She sounds like a fun grandma.
Oh, she definitely is.
She used to go to all the big day outs.
She's quite a partier.
Hey, thanks for calling through.
I love that, Kylie.
No worries.
Thanks, mate.
Oh, so many good names for grandparents.
Someone else said Omar and Opa is used in Germany as well.
Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of ones that are universal.
Love that. Well, give your grandparents there's a lot of ones that are universal. Love that.
Well, give your grandparents a big hug and kiss this Christmas.
You're lucky if you've still got them around.
I miss mine all the time.
It's time to get the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.
No Dean McCarthy, but I've got the story here about Angelina Jolie
and Brad Pitt
and whether or not they would ever do a movie together again.
What movie were they in?
Mr and Mrs Smith.
The movie that they met and the movie where they had an affair with each other.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, that movie.
They had a romance on screen and off screen.
And then it was the catalyst to their long relationship
where they had 100 kids.
And then they also went through one of the most high profile
bitter Hollywood divorces ever.
Whoa.
And they completely hate each other.
And now there's this story rocking around
about a producer named Danny Rossner
who said he would offer the ex-couple
around $120 million to star in a movie that I believe he is making
called The Hotel Martinez, which is about a hotel in Cairns, France.
And essentially, he wants them to do it.
It's so smart, to be honest.
That would get bums on seats.
Can you imagine?
I don't think they would ever say yes.
Not even for, what was it, $120 million?
$120 million.
That's a lot of money.
Each or all up?
That's a good question.
I mean, either or, that's just ridiculous.
Yeah.
Even $60 million if they were splitting that.
Oh, yeah.
Equally, surely.
You'd do it for your kids, right? Yeah. Do it60 million if they were splitting that. Oh, yeah. Equally, surely. You do it for your kids, right?
Yeah.
Do it for your kids.
I don't know if they need the money per se.
Yeah, true.
I just know how much they dislike each other,
and I don't think they would ever agree to any amount of money personally.
Why do they not like each other?
Oh, it's a long, long story.
You had to be there, mate.
There was an incident on a plane that I don't want to get into
that wasn't very nice.
And I think there's a lot more to the story that we don't know.
But I wouldn't hold my breath for an Ange and Brad reunion
on a movie any time soon.
I would because I really don't know anything about this.
I'd see a movie about their sort of relationship breakup.
Like a doco.
You know, like a doco or an actual written script or something.
They're both themselves.
That.
Did you not know that when they met on the set of Mr.
and Mrs.
Smith in 2004, Brad cheated on Jennifer Aniston?
Jennifer Aniston?
They had an affair.
Shut up.
So the chemistry you see in that movie is real.
It's all real.
Can I ask, were they on a break?
And I think we will leave it there.
That is the latest live from Hollywood.
Let's talk about the Shalama, Shalama,
Timothee Shalama.
I just love saying his name.
I was waiting for you to say Tim.
Timothee Chalamet.
Chalamet.
Chalamet.
You might know him from the Dune movies
or he played Wonka in the new Willy Wonka film.
Little Woman, iconic.
Have you watched it?
Yeah.
I thought you were about to say,
have you seen the movie Little Willy?
And I was like, that's Little Women and Willy Wonka put together.
It is. No, I was like, that's Little Women and Willy Wonka put together. It is.
No, I haven't seen that one.
But yes, he's been blowing up in the last however many years.
And when I think of Timothee Chalamet, I think of a great actor,
loved him in Willy Wonka.
Oh, yeah.
But I haven't really thought all that much about what he'd be into
or if he has any other talents outside of acting.
But there's a video doing the rounds at the moment
where he was asked to be on a panel where they were talking about the NFL
or I think it was even the American college football actually,
which is huge in America.
And Timothee Chalamet, everyone was expecting him to have not much import and not know much
about it.
Maybe there is a name as well.
Yeah.
But Nick Minnett, he comes out and he's an absolute expert on the whole topic.
Take a listen.
I'm going Jackson State, eight wins in a row, 11 all-conference players.
This should be a comfortable, easy win for them.
Breaking it down.
This guy's a great actor.
He said, man, he said,
I only got six games. I'm bringing a heater on.
There you go.
These teams are 2-2 in the last four matchups.
The Red Hawks' defense looks good, but I'm looking at
fourth-year Bobcats quarterback
Parker Navarro.
65% completion rate. If he can get going, he'll tilt this in favor of the Bobcats. I'm going underdog Bobcats quarterback Parker Navarro. Yeah. 65% completion rate.
If he can get going, he'll tilt this in favor of the Bobcats.
I'm going underdog Bobcats here.
Yes.
Underdog Bobcats.
So they were joking and were like, oh, he's such a good actor.
Like he's just, you know, reading that or whatever.
I believed every word.
And then he backs it up with even more information and they're like, oh, no, wait.
He actually knows what he's talking about.
Yeah, damn.
Look out.
It's easy to forget that celebrities are like people with interests.
Yeah.
Not just like the people that you see.
They have so much else going on.
Yeah, right.
They go to work, they act, and then they go home and do their hobbies.
Yeah, it's so true.
Do you guys have any special secret, you know?
At one point in my life, if you asked me any question about the Lord of the Rings movies,
I could answer it.
Okay.
But I think that was 10 years ago, me.
I think it's all gone from my brain now.
When was the last time you watched it?
Probably last year.
But I used to literally watch it every single day.
Like, the whole thing.
Wait.
You watched...
I would watch at least one every single day.
And sometimes I'd put them on and go to sleep watching them
and I could, like, speak it word for word as I was playing it.
How long did this go on for?
It was a good year of solid watching.
Where you'd just watch all of the movies?
I just loved them.
The extended?
Yes, of course.
Yeah, of course.
And then the behind the scenes and all the making of
and then the commentary on top of the movie.
And you've had relationships, eh?
Yeah.
Right, just checking.
What?
Sorry for having interests.
That sounds nuts, but people do that.
That is an obsession.
People do do that.
That is like next level.
Yeah, but it's over now and I don't remember any of it.
Yeah, I get that.
You go through stages.
What about you, Ella?
I'm trying to find my secret superpower hobby.
You're in your flower era.
Yeah, I'm in my like, I'm trying to learn.
I saw you taking apart that bouquet out there.
Someone got delivered flowers and Ella was like,
that's this one and this is that one and that one's one of these
and this is one of those.
Yeah, so I'm trying to get, I guess, my knowledge up.
Developing a new skill.
So I'm in the stages of like, I'm not there like Timothy is yet. Yeah, so I'm trying to get I guess my knowledge up. Developing a new skill. So I'm in the stages of like,
I'm not there like Timothy is yet.
But I'm getting there. I feel like
I don't really.
Cars? I mean, yeah,
I know a little bit about cars. I feel
like, yeah. Apples? Yeah, apples.
I know I'm quite
knowledgeable when it comes to apples.
You pick it up, listen to it and go
oh yeah, that's 12 months old.
No, I just look at the time of the year and where the apple was picked,
if it was from New Zealand, and then I do the math on how old it is.
If we blindfolded you and gave you a piece of apple,
could you tell us what variety it was?
See, that's cool.
Probably, depending.
There's so many varieties.
If you knew there was five options.
If you said these are the five varieties and then you got, yeah.
Can we try?
Yeah, we can try.
We should do that next week.
Give it a go.
You know who did surprise me once?
Because producer Ellie, ex-producer of this show,
I worked with her for years and I've been friends with her ever since.
Good friends. And only this year did I realise and she came out and said that she is so into the F1 Formula Racing.
Oh.
Like so into it.
And I never knew that about her.
Like she knows all the drivers, all the storylines.
Actually, funny you should say that.
I was in the bathroom yesterday and I heard her walk in
and she was talking about McLaren.
Yes.
And everyone's like, congrats on McLaren.
And she's like, oh, thank you, guys.
I never knew that about her.
This is going over my head.
Was that before Drive to Survive?
That's a great question.
I don't know.
A lot of people got into it, eh?
Yeah, a lot of people got into it because of that.
Even, yeah, heaps of people just jumped on the train.
So good.
I thought we could do a bit of a test this afternoon
where if you have a real, like an expert in a certain niche topic,
we'd love you to call through and then we might test people on it.
Ooh.
Like one question, we'll load up the phone lines,
we'll get a couple of people,
what is your expert niche topic and we will put you to the test. As non-experts. As non-experts,
we'll do some googling, write a question and see if you can answer it. 0800 dials at M,
what is your topic that you're an expert in? We're talking about expert topics.
Expert topics?
Yeah.
Topics that you're an expert in.
That too.
Oh, there we go.
There you go.
That's a year, isn't it?
Timothy Chalamet has been videoed on a panel
where he's been talking about college football
and he was an absolute expert on it.
Take a listen. i'm going jackson
state eight wins in a row 11 all-conference players it should be a comfortable easy win for them
he said i only got six games i'm bringing a heater
these teams are two and two in the last four matchups.
The Red Hawks' defense looks good,
but I'm looking at fourth-year Bobcats quarterback Parker Navarro.
He has 65% completion rate.
If he can get going, he'll tilt this in favor of the Bobcats.
I'm going underdog Bobcats here.
Yes.
Underdog Bobcats.
Either he is a great actor and he can really sell a script
or he is really into college football and knows a lot about it.
I actually saw something about him talking about that moment
and he's like, acting might not be forever.
I want to do something with ESPN or some sort of sports channel.
So he's really into it.
Yeah, he is.
Oh, well, good on him.
And that was his time to shine, I guess.
So we're asking you, what is your expert topic?
What do you know a whole lot about?
And we're going to test you on it.
Let's talk to Lisette.
Hi, Lisette.
Hi.
What is your expert topic, you reckon?
Cats, probably specifically Siamese ones.
Ooh, okay.
Have you owned a lot of Siamese cats?
I have five at the moment.
Five?
And so you have these Siamese cats.
Is that how you got into it or were you always into cats and facts?
Oh, no.
We'll blame our parents for that.
We had some Siamese and Oriental cats when we were younger as well.
Okay.
And what made you want five?
I have ADHD.
I tend to obsess about things.
Hey, you and me both, Lisette.
You and me both.
Hey, let's put you to the test, hey?
Let's see how much you know.
Okay.
I've probably failed them all, but that's all right.
No, that's okay.
We'll just give it a go.
There's no right or wrong answers.
Well, there is, but it doesn't matter.
Let's ask the first question.
How many colour variations of Siamese cats are there?
Oh, chocolate, flame, cinnamon, tortoiseshell.
Oh, wow.
This is already a pass for me.
Grey, blue, sievert.
There's blue?
That was, you know what, I'm going to give you a pass because that was so impressive.
But did you know there's actually 33?
I did not, but the genetics would probably imply that was so impressive. But did you know there's actually 33? I did not,
but the genetics would probably
imply that it would be. But that was impressive.
Was one of them called
Flame?
Yeah, so they're kind of like a
pale gingery.
Amazing. I want one. I also want
a brown one. Oh, they're so cute.
Brown cats, they're rare.
What about another question, Lisette?
Okay, question.
It's a very similar question, but do you know what colour they are when they're born?
White.
Oh, she got it.
Wait, so they develop their colour over time.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was...
That's technically albino.
That was very good.
Very, very good.
Do we want to ask any more questions?
Anyone got any others?
Siamese cat questions?
I didn't have any others prepared.
I have a fact.
A Siamese cat was once the first pet in the White House.
Yes.
Really?
Oh, she would have known that too.
Let's set you at, hey, one more question.
What colour do all Siamese cats, what colour are their eyes?
All should be blue.
Well, you would know that.
You've got five of them.
What are their names?
So there's Patrick and Henry.
Noelle, Emmeline and Agnes.
I love, I'm obsessed with all of those names.
Hey, Lisette, thanks for calling through.
You get a pass from us.
You are an expert on Siamese cats.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Well done.
Thanks.
Well done.
Chaperone, Good Luck Babe,
that is the song we are doing for Friday Okie tomorrow.
Good luck, everyone.
Do you do that high bit?
Oh, I do it effortlessly.
Do you?
Yeah, I'm being a piece of cake.
We're in for a treat.
It's in my range.
Falsetto is where I really sit in the pocket.
You're a soprano, aren't you?
Yeah, mate.
Do you know what that means?
Nope.
It's time to play What's the Plot?
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not
really. But picking a movie
title based on just the plotline,
that she
can do. Bree and Clint's
What's the Plot?
It is our movie guessing game
where I go head to head with you
guys trying to guess movies
based on just the plotlines
and we're back to $50 up for grabs, aren't we, Claude?
Yeah, we had a doozy last week.
They won fair and square, but, yeah, you had a...
Shocker.
Yeah, a shocker.
Absolute shocker.
But that's okay.
We press on.
Who will I be taking on?
Today, welcome to What's the Plot?
It's Jess.
G'day, Jess.
Hello.
How are you?
Good, thank you, Jess. How are you feeling?
Confident? Oh, somewhat confident, but I'll give it my best shot. Hey, that's all you can do and
that's all I can do. If you do win, I just want to let you know you will be kicking me when I'm down.
But that's okay. And I'm fine with it. If you win fair and square, I will congratulate you.
What are the rules, Claudia?
So the rules are I'm going to start reading a plot.
You can buzz in with your name if you think you know it.
The first person to guess two plots correctly will win What's the Plot Today.
Bree, without looking at the board.
Yes.
How many days till Christmas?
Thirteen.
Well done.
Thirteen days till Christmas.
So I figure we might as well start jumping into some Christmas movies.
Okay.
I've been watching some.
Are you a big Christmas movie watcher, Jess?
Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah, especially about this time of the year.
Yeah.
You got to.
Yeah.
Okay, we'll see how we go.
Cool.
Let's give it a go.
Like I said, as soon as you think you know it, buzz in with your name and I'll give you a guess.
But let's jump into the first plot.
Plot number one.
A dad has custody of his son on Christmas Eve.
Santa Claus.
The Santa Claus.
Wow.
Incredible.
Yes, Tim Allen.
Such a great movie.
Such a good movie, eh?
Such a good movie.
Okay.
That was good for me. That was very good for me. I can admit that one. You're still in the game, Jess, though. Come on, movie. Such a good movie, eh? Such a good movie. Okay. That was good for me.
That was very good for me.
I can admit that one.
You're still in the game, Jess, though.
Come on, Jess.
You got it.
Okay, let me just find another one.
What?
Did you not think we would get it so quick?
No, no, no.
I've got...
Well, I just need to figure out which ones aren't too obvious.
Okay.
Plot number two.
Dumped and depressed, an English Rose agrees to swap homes
with a...
Oh.
Jess?
I reckon Jess got in.
The Holiday.
Oh, that's good from you, Jess.
Well done.
That was The Holiday.
Very good.
Such a great movie.
Yeah.
So this is tie-break now.
Oh, God, I hate tie-break.
Okay, we're one apiece.
Okay.
Plot number three.
After a bratty kid...
Brie, Home Alone.
Wow!
I was waiting for one word, and that word set me off,
and I knew it was Home Alone.
Incredible.
I saw all these movies from where I'm sitting on Claudia's laptop.
And honestly, I feel like you would have gotten all of them.
I love Christmas movies.
I'm a big Christmas movie fan.
I know, like, Claude was struggling.
And I feel like, Jess, you were right there clipping at my heels.
Oh, my gosh.
Good game, Jess.
Well done.
Jess, we've got a little surprise.
Not only do you win the consolation prize of 50 KFC chicken dollars,
we also are going to hook you up with a limited edition pair
of Christmas PJs from KFC as well.
Oh, awesome.
That sounds amazing.
Thank you so much.
No worries.
They're so cute and really comfy.
So we'll get those out to you for Christmas.
Oh, thank you so much.
You're welcome.
And have a great Christmas, Jess.
Thanks for playing. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much. You're welcome and have a great Christmas, Jess. Thanks for playing.
Thank you, you too.
Clint away and he's probably thinking he's lucky stars he's
not here for this story. Yeah, because
you pooped in the aisle, didn't you? I did not
poop. But you can't do that.
There was no clean up in aisle three, okay?
So you just left it there. Keep it
clean. You should have at least done it in the toilet
paper. Guys, I am more I am more than just the poo that I did in the ocean that one time, okay?
Prove it.
I am more.
No, so what happened was this morning I woke up and I woke up early
and I went to make myself a cup of tea and realised that we didn't have any milk.
And I need my tea in the morning.
Like I need to have it.
Can I ask what tea?
Just an English breakfast gumboot.
What?
What's a gumboot?
Just gumboot tea.
English breakfast, like normal black tea.
Okay.
Yeah, just your standard, you know, nothing fancy.
Sounds nice though.
Gumboot tea.
And I was like, oh, I can't have this.
Can't start my day like this.
So I barely, barely popped on normal people clothes
and I whipped down to the shops because we have a little shop
that's just around the corner so I just popped down there.
So I was half asleep.
Like I'd just woken up like five minutes before and I was like,
no, here we go.
And so I was in the supermarket and I was like, oh, while I'm here,
I'll grab a few extra bits and bobs.
And as I've come around the corner, out of the corner of my eye,
I've seen this woman standing in the aisle from behind.
So all I could see was like her hair and just her from behind.
And I was like, oh, my God, that's my friend Sophie.
Oh, no.
I haven't seen her in weeks and she's one of my favourite people
and I was like, oh, I'm going to go say hello.
I'm going to go give her a little scare.
I'm going to go scare her.
And so I've like crept up and I've kind of grabbed her around the hips.
You know how you're like, woo, like that?
I'm like, g'day, like that.
And as I've grabbed her and I had a hold of her, like my hips, like that. And as I've grabbed her and I had a hold of her,
like my hips like that, this woman screams at the top of her lungs.
She was like, like screams, turns around,
and that's when I instantly realised that it was not my friend Sophie.
It was a woman that I have never met before,
complete stranger.
And I was so mortified that I just went,
oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I thought you were someone else.
I thought you were someone else.
And then this woman goes, oh, my God, that's okay.
She's like, you gave me such a fright.
She goes, I think I've wet myself a little bit.
And I felt so bad.
And then it gets worse because then she goes, aren't you that girl from the TV?
I'm from the TV.
What are you doing grabbing people in the supermarket?
And then we had a good old laugh and I apologised profusely.
I was so lucky.
She was good about it.
Oh, she was so good about it.
She was really nice. And then right at the end and I was like, oh, my God, I was so lucky. She was good about it. Oh, she was so good about it. She was really nice. And then right
at the end and I was like, oh my god, I'm so
sorry. Like, I apologise.
She goes, no, don't worry about it. She's like,
gave me a bit of adrenaline to get me through
the day. She's like, I am going to have to swing
back home before I go to work to change
my undies. Oh, she really did wee.
Like, I think just a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do it all the time. It wasn't like a full pants wetting.
Oh, that poor woman. I can just imagine you're Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do it all the time. It wasn't like a full pants wedding, but oh, that poor woman.
I can just imagine you're like,
hee, there's my friend, hee.
Then it's just like,
oh no, I was cringing at myself.
At least you didn't do a little fanny one.
A little fanny tickle.
I don't think you should be doing that to your friends.
Is that what you're doing to your friends?
I did it to three once.
No, you did.
Yeah, you did do that to me
and I filed a complaint.
Oh, that was you?
That's hilarious, Brie.
Did you get banned from that supermarket?
Yeah, I can't go back there ever again.
I can't go back.
Were there people around when she screamed?
Yes.
She screamed so loud too because I scared the bejesus out of her.
Anyway.
You can never go back.
Mortifying.
Did you at least get her like Instagram
so you're like friends now
or is it just like
I offered to pay
for her groceries
because I felt so bad
because she wet herself
anyway
but she got to meet
Brie from the TV
oh woohoo
what a story
what a thrill
Brie and Clint
a couple of weeks ago
we took on the
we listen
guys we listen
and we don't judge
challenge and hey we're all still friends aren't we mostly we listen. Guys, we listen and we don't judge challenge.
And hey, we're all still friends, aren't we?
Mostly. We all kind
of go away unscathed.
I think Clint's a bit scathed.
My mum has not
shut up about it for the past
couple of weeks. She was obsessed with
it so much so that
she has been asking me
when can I do a listen and we're judging?
And she doesn't know what it's called.
So I thought here's the plan, right?
Today we're going to call Mama Di and instead of saying real things,
I reckon we really hammered up and say ones that aren't true
but you know would wind Mama die up as much as possible
perfect should we get points for how many scoffs she does yeah if you get one point for a scoff
two points for an o and your name like an old brianna or no claudia um but yeah so none of
these are going to be the truth we've all come up with complete lies for a listen and we don't judge
with mama die let's put in the call right now Ruth, we've all come up with complete lies for a listen and we don't judge with mumma die.
Let's put in the call right now.
I'm nervous.
Hello?
Hello?
Is that mumma die?
That is mumma die.
Mum, what have you been absolutely itching and dying to give a go?
What segment?
No judgment.
Yes, babe.
We listen and we don't judge.
Oh, judge.
Okay, Mum, this is your opportunity.
We will go first
Who wants to go first?
I'm really nervous
Okay, Gordie is going to go first
Are you ready mum?
But you can't judge us
No, we're not judging
Listen and we don't judge
Mine's a bit embarrassing
A couple weeks ago
I had a dream It wasn't real, it A couple weeks ago, I had a dream.
It wasn't real.
It was just a dream.
But I had a dream about Big Steve.
What?
And Mama Di, you were not there.
Was it a sexy dream?
It was a sexy dream about Big Steve.
Right in the moment.
Wait.
Can I ask?
No, no.
Can I ask a question?
We listen.
Can I ask a question first?
I want to find out, did he have his cowboy hat on?
Oh, God, she doesn't even care.
We listen and we don't judge.
Okay, who wants to go next?
Do you want me to go next?
Okay, you go next.
Okay, Mum, you know how I went to boarding school?
Oh, no, yeah.
This is something that I've never told you,
but I actually got suspended for two weeks once
and I went and stayed with a friend after I got...
Do you want to know why?
Oh, Brianna.
I got caught hooking up with the boarding mistress's son.
Oh, Brianna.
Is this true?
Guys, we listen.
We listen and we don't judge.
Don't judge.
A little bit of judgment.
No.
We listen and we don't judge. Don't judge. A little bit of judgment. Just a little. We listen and we don't judge.
Don't judge.
Okay, Ella's turn.
Di?
Yes, Ella?
I thought I'd never ever tell you
this, but you know how you really, really kindly
gifted me a set of sheets
for the engagement?
Yes.
I didn't like
them and I exchanged them.
Not a problem.
We listen
and we don't
judge.
It would be more crankier if you
hadn't have changed them. Oh, she's fine about
it. Alright, Mum, your turn.
Thank you.
Your turn if you want to do it.
Okay, well, you know when before I went to Japan?
Yeah.
Your father was looking for his brick red chinos?
Yeah.
Everywhere?
Yeah.
And I just happened to put them in the St Vinny's bag a couple of weeks
before he did.
And the worst part was he looked for about a week.
Mum!
And I said to him, oh, you must have left them in New Zealand at Brianna's.
And so now you've implicated me
that I'm involved in your lies.
Sorry, we listen
and we don't judge.
Okay.
One more before we go,
Mum. One more before we go.
None of ours
were actually true.
Oh, mine was?
Oh. Apart from mine was? Oh.
Got her.
Apart from mine.
Mine was true.
Okay, love you.
Bye, Mum.
See you.
Bye.
Bye.
Hang up with her.
Hang up with her.
Quick, hang up.
Hang up.
Oh, God.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
It's time to do some birthday banging.
When we find out what was the number one song when you turned 16,
then we'll play our favourite one.
Let's start with Marina.
Hi, Marina.
Hi.
How are you?
How's your day been?
Yeah, great.
Yourself?
Yeah, it's been a lovely day despite the weather.
Oh, yeah, it's bloody hot.
I can tell you that.
Yeah, it's so humid, isn't it?
Oh, is it what?
Bloody humid. I've got complete swamp arse right now, Marina. I can tell you that. Yeah, it's so humid, isn't it? Oh, is it what? Bloody humid.
I've got complete swamp arse right now, Marina.
I'll tell you what.
Anyway, that's TMI, TMI.
Marina, tell us, what is your date of birth?
The 4th of the 12th, 71.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1987.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Yes, I've got to have food.
I've got to have food. I've got to have food.
Oh, Marina, you've got an absolute tune.
George Michael, Faith.
Can't go wrong with that one.
Can't go wrong.
One of my favourites.
Stick around, you definitely could win.
Let's talk to Gabby next.
Hi, Gabs.
Hi.
How's your day been?
It's been good, thank you.
How are you?
Yes, I'm very well.
Are you done, finished work for the day?
Yeah, yeah, just getting home.
When do you finish up for the year?
Next Friday.
Oh, you and me both, Gabby, you and me both.
We'll crawl and hobble our way to the finish line together, shall we?
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
What is your date of birth?
My birthday is the 10th of October, 2002.
All right.
That means you were 16, Gabby, in 2018.
And back on your 16th, this was at the top.
I made no promises.
I can't do golden rings, but I'll give you everything.
Today.
It's Promises, Calvin Harris featuring Sam Smith.
What do you reckon, Gabby?
I think it's all right.
I think it's a banger, eh?
Yeah.
It's not a song that got overplayed and I feel like it's fun to hear it again.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Stick around there.
Let's talk to Jess who's going to do their mum's birthday.
Hi, Jess.
Hi.
Now, are you not old enough to play birthday banger yet?
No.
How old are you?
I'm 10.
Okay, perfect.
So we'll hear from you for yours in the next six years.
But while you're here, let's do your mum's.
Now, what is her birthday?
11th of March, 1990.
All right.
That means, Jess, she was 16 in 2006, and here's her birthday banner.
I see the love generation.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey!
Oh, it's a great one from Bob Sinclair called Love Generation.
Do you know that one, Jess?
No.
You're disappointed. Yeah. Yeah, Jess? No. You're disappointed.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit.
That's okay.
It's good to be honest about when you're disappointed.
Does your mum like it or no?
It's all right.
Yeah, it's all right.
She said it was all right.
Yeah, fair enough.
Thanks for calling through.
We're going to vote now, okay?
Right, we've got Faith, George Michael.
We've got Promises, Calvin Michael. We've got Promises,
Calvin Harris. We've got Love Generation,
Bob Sinclair.
What are you thinking?
I was leaning towards
Love Generation, but I feel
like Jess and her mum's reactions
have kind of maybe thrown me off that one.
Ooh, have they? Yeah.
I'm leaning towards George Michael.
Oh, interesting.
Faith.
Because I feel like we owe it to him after we butchered that song in Friday Yogi a few weeks ago.
Do you want to lock that in?
Yeah, I'm going to lock that in.
I'm going to disagree.
I'm actually going to lock in Promises.
Okay.
Fair.
I like that one as well. We're going to go to Ella for the vote.
She better not pick Love Generation.
Ella, totally up to you.
Totally up to you.
What would you like out of those three?
I'm just thinking, I'm thinking,
oh, I don't love Love Generation.
So I'm going to go with Promises.
Promises, lock it in.
That means Gabby, you've won
Birthday Banger. Nice work.
Yay, thank you so much. Your prize
we will play it on the air for you
right now, Gabby. Just for you.
Thanks for calling. Thank you.
Bye.
Bree and Clint.
There ain't no silence here.
So come get your everything.
There it is, your birthday banger for your Thursday.
Calvin Harris, Sam Smith Promises on ZM with Brianne Clint.
God, Calvin Harris, he had a heap of tunes, didn't he?
Yeah.
Banger after banger.
What's the Taylor Swift one?
Because I remember that being good.
The Taylor Swift one?
Calvin Harris.
Oh, man, this is what you came for.
Is that Taylor Swift?
That's not Taylor Swift.
You mean Rihanna?
That's Rihanna.
Okay, but there's a one that he did with Taylor.
I think my voice is on that one.
Are you talking about the fact he had a relationship with Taylor?
Did he not do one with Taylor?
He dated her.
Doesn't Taylor do the ooh, ooh, ooh?
Does she?
I think so.
So she did the cover of this.
My bad.
She did the sample voice and then Rihanna sang over it.
But I think these bits.
Hold on.
She's looking at you.
Oh, sorry.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. That's very auto-tuned. That's Taylor. But yeah, could be. Is it? Sorry.
It's very auto-tuned.
That's Taylor.
But yeah, it could be.
Is it?
That's not her song.
I'm losing it.
It's not the one you're talking about.
Okay, so she's... Maybe, whatever.
Ignore me.
To be honest, I feel like Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding had the best partnership.
Oh, yeah.
Like, Ellie Goulding did her best work with Calvin Harris.
Like she had Outside.
They had Burn.
Me on the Outside.
It's almost like we don't have to play an example
because you sound like the real deal.
Anyway, we digress.
Stick around.
We digress.
We digress.
Haggy, haggy.
Stick around. Alice hadress. We digress. Haggy, haggy. Stick around.
Alice had too much sugar.
Yeah.
Who let her get into the sugar jar?
I had a lollipop.
You can tell.
It was yummy.
We haven't played this game in a while,
but I feel like it's time to bring it back.
Which, what was the game called?
We actually called it, if they weren't famous,
they'd be in my league.
A simple game where we throw up a celebrity that is definitely famous,
but we believe to our core that if they weren't famous,
we could hook up with them.
You strip back the money, you strip back the fame.
Yep.
But it's them in their current state, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Correct.
Oh, I've got a good one.
Claude, I feel like you're confident too.
Yeah, I think I'm going to do it today.
I feel like you girls are always confident, which I love that for you.
Thank you.
I always get shot down though.
You guys are always like, check yourself.
No, I feel like you're a 50-50.
But you shoot for the moon a lot of the time.
So, I mean, you can't get 100.
That's the point though.
It's flipping fun.
50-50.
Why not? Why not? Dreams are free, guys, in this game. That's the point, though. It's flipping fun. 50-50. Why not?
Go on.
Dreams are free, guys, in this game.
Who wants to go first?
I want to.
Okay.
I want to start very strong.
Who are you going to throw up?
If they weren't famous, they'd be in your league.
Give it a second.
Think about it.
Sabrina Carpenter.
Oh.
Wait.
Think about it.
Let me look. Get a photo. She means she's about the same height asenter. Oh. Think about it. Let me look.
Get a photo.
She means she's about the same height as you.
Yep.
Could you see us cuddling on the couch?
I'm just thinking back to when she was like,
before she was what she is now.
She's always been super like confident and funny.
She's quirky.
She's always been really beautiful as well.
Yeah.
Yeah, I reckon she would.
Why not?
I think no.
Do you know what?
I'll take a yes and a no.
That's fine.
I reckon why not.
Yep, 100%.
Sabrina, I could be your espresso.
100% is past my right.
Yeah.
Hey.
Lock it in.
Thank you.
Because everyone knows, like, you go up a few points in lesbian world anyway.
That's true.
Because the pool, dating pool is smaller,
automatically making you more attractive.
Huh.
I like that.
That's my theory.
There you go.
Okay, I'll go next.
I reckon if they weren't famous, they'd be in my league.
Jeremy Allen White.
Oh, come on.
Oh, yeah.
AKA the guy, main actor from The Bear.
Yeah. Can I ask? I could get that guy. Are you, who's taller? Not that it matters. Oh, yeah. A.K.A. the guy, main actor from The Bear. Yeah.
Can I ask?
I could get that guy.
Are you, who's taller?
Not that it matters.
I just need to visualize this.
Oh, well, way to bring that up.
Yeah, he looks short.
I think he's quite tall, though.
Let me have a look.
Jeremy Allen White.
Height in feet.
Oh.
Oh.
I think it works in my favour.
Yeah, okay.
I think he would like a tall Sheila.
Oh, he's tiny.
He's 5'7".
He's shorter than me.
I'm 5'10 and a half.
Wait, who's he dated in the past?
Who has he dated?
He's a co-star at the moment from The Bear.
Is he?
There's a girl he likes.
Which one?
What's her name?
No idea.
I really don't remember.
He's an interesting
looking guy though
because like what animal
does he look like?
Is he a rat man?
Rat man.
Yeah, he's definitely
a rat man.
I want to say no
because I think
you're personally better.
So she could easily get him.
Yeah.
Okay, so yes.
You could easily get him.
I think it's an easy yes.
Yes.
Come on.
Good one. Mine's a risky one. I love get it. I think it's an easy yes. Yes. Come on.
Good one.
Mine's a risky one.
I love you. Okay.
I like how you always shoot for the moon.
Okay.
If he wasn't famous, I reckon Travis Kelsey would be in my league.
Oh, my gosh.
Holy spike.
Hold on.
Girl.
Okay.
Why?
Can I just ask why?
Because if you take off his muscles, which I think are part of his fame.
Okay.
He's just a dude.
Oh, yeah.
That's fair.
If you look at his brother, Jason, he's an adorable just every man.
Just an everyday, you know, he's the common man.
Yeah.
I mean, with lots and lots of money and fame.
But if you strip all of that back.
If you strip it right back.
Like, just take everything off.
Let's have a look.
He's 6'5".
Shit, man.
Even that in itself makes him hot.
That's true.
Like, that puts him in a different league all in his own.
I can see you with a massive tall man.
So maybe, yeah. I'm going to say yes. Yeah. Really? I'm going to look a massive tall man. So maybe, yeah.
I'm going to say yes.
Yeah.
Really?
I'm going to look at him like, oh, thanks, guys.
Because you need to remember you're stripping back the fame,
the notoriety, the money, the glitz, the glam.
He's not wearing his, I was going to say suit, his uniform, his sport.
He's wearing an old pair of trackie dacks, you know?
And he works at Helenstines.
And a Bud Light singlet.
And he's at home playing PlayStation.
I reckon Claude could get him.
Okay.
Thanks, guys.
Wait, do we all get yeses?
Ella got half.
No.
But she got a pass mark.
Pass mark.
I'll change it.
You gave me a yes.
You can have a yes.
Text us on 9696 if there's someone that you think,
if they weren't famous, they'd be in your league.
Bree and Clint.
Ella thinks she's done something cool.
And then I uno-reversed it.
I'll start with the first part.
Okay.
Because it's cool.
What's happened?
I was driving, needed a park, and the only one I could find
was right in front of a coffee shop, but I had to parallel park.
Oh, here's your opportunity to be a cool girl who knows how to parallel.
Exactly.
And I practiced a lot because I do that on my street when I'm at home.
So I'm like, nah, I'm confident.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
You practice it?
No.
I do it every night because I park outside my house.
Right.
I see what you're saying.
So I'm like practicing a lot.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Not going to lie, Ella doesn't give me I can parallel park energy.
Look, I do.
You'd be surprised.
Yeah.
I wasn't going to say it.
Someone had to.
I saw it happen, though, the other day.
We were driving around together and the only park available,
I was like, go in that one.
And you paralleled and you nailed it.
Thank you.
I mean, her car is the size of a Tic Tac.
That's true.
And the space was the size of a bus.
Yeah.
It helps.
It helps. And the space was big. I was bus. It helps, it helps. And the space was
big. I was like, this is perfect. People are watching.
There were like old men there, like ready
for their work day going, oh yeah, here's this bird
trying to do this. So I do
it and I nail it first go.
Great. Hop out of my car. I've
kind of got like a chip on my shoulder.
Hey, I don't know if that's the
phrase. A pep in your step maybe?
Yeah, that's the same.
So you're feeling good about yourself. You've just nailed a parallel park in front of people. Hey, I don't know if that's the phrase. A pep in your step maybe? A pep in your step. Yeah, that's the same. Yeah.
So you're feeling good about yourself.
You've just nailed a parallel park in front of people.
I walk into the coffee shop, order my coffee.
I'm feeling like I'm the main character in a movie.
Everyone's looking at me.
I'm so cool.
I walk out and I fully trip.
Oh, no.
Twist my ankle and I'm by myself?
I've always said when you trip when you're with
friends, it's
funny. Because you can laugh.
Your friends are laughing, they'll make sure you're okay.
When you're by yourself and there's other
people around, there's nothing more mortifying.
So what did I do? I just
kind of got up. Did you drop your coffee?
No.
Oh, yeah, you're fine.
It wobbled.
There was a bit of backsplash.
But I like kind of just collected myself.
Did you look at the ground and go, oh.
I did.
What was that? I felt like a seagull.
I went, oh.
Looked at the spot where I tripped and went, oh.
And then I just hopped in my car and boosted off.
Never to be seen again.
Yeah, it just felt like sharing that with the whanau so we could laugh.
Yeah, good.
It wasn't embarrassing enough that you were the only one that knew it
and now the whole country knows of your embarrassing trip
after your great parallel park.
You know when something embarrassing happens,
you feel better sharing it.
I've kept this to myself for too long.
Thank you for sharing.
It is a safe space.
Thank you for being receptive.
And that, my friends, marks the end of the show.
Good night.
And good night and good luck.
No Clint today, but he will be back tomorrow because Friday Oki awaits.
What is it?
We are doing Chapel Roan's Good Luck, babe.
So excited for this one.
Good luck listening to whatever I put down in the booth because it's so hard.
Do you know immediately if you've done well or not?
Immediately.
Before you start, you're like, no.
You know how I know?
I can tell because Sam, who records Friday Oki with us,
he is such a nice guy and he's so good at doing what he does.
They wouldn't sound half as good as what they do without him.
And I could always tell by his face.
Yeah.
He wears his emotions on his face.
He does because he tries to be nice,
but then his face just can't hide his pure disgust
at some of the performances.
When you get the question of, oh, how do you feel about it?
Yeah.
Would you like to do another take?
Up to you.
He did say to me, he did say, he goes,
I don't think it's your worst.
He's honest.
So that's a good sign.
You're like, what is my worst?
Tell me.
Oh, he has told me. He's like, I don't think you've. You're like, what is my worst? Tell me. Oh, he has told me.
He's like, I don't think you've ever done as bad as what you have today.
Anyway, that will be on the show tomorrow.
I'm sure a lot of Christmas parties will be going down, including ours.
We're going to be off to the Christmas party after the show tomorrow.
What are you wearing?
Are we dressing up?
You're supposed to dress colourful.
I CBF really.
If it's raining, I just want to wear something comfy, you know,
so I can get as much free booze into me as possible.
You know, really take this company for all it's worth.
You can deal with the lines at the bar.
Anyway, be safe out there.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
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