ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th February 2024

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

SPORTS! We're big into The Super Bowl today.  Inconvenient times to go into labour.  What words did you mix up?  Clint has a BOLD prediction.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Good morning everybody. Happy Super Bowl Monday. Happy Super Bowl Monday guys. It is tense at the moment. You probably don't really care what the score is, but if you do, currently the San Francisco 59ers are winning. 49ers, yeah. 49ers, I mean. 10-3 to them.

Everybody here at ZM is referring to the Chiefs as our team. They are our team. Yeah, everybody. Because it's Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Seems everyone's gone, oh, no, our team is losing. Yeah. Yeah. The Kansas City Chiefs is our team.

It's our team today. And we still have the belief. Right, girls? We've got that belief. Yeah. We can bring it back from here, right? Yeah. Yeah. The Kansas City Chiefs is our team. It's our team today. And we still have the belief. Right, girls? We've got that belief. Yeah. We can bring it back from here, right? Sport. They're only behind by one touchdown in the conversion.

That's not much. Forget the football. How about the Usher show? That was such a good halftime show. I think my favourite was seeing Usher in rollerblades. I mean, roller skates. It was roller skatesates, beg your pardon. It had it all.

Didn't have Justin Bieber, which a lot of people were predicting, but it had everything else. God, Alicia Keys is just effortlessly cool, isn't she? She was phenomenal. He had 13 minutes for that show, and our producer, Claudia, recorded the whole thing. And, Claudia, what was the run time on that Usher show? It was 12.57.

Wow. 12 minutes and 57 seconds. Couple of seconds to spare. Couple of seconds left just to flex the abs because he took his shirt off in the back third of the show. You know, just really get it going. Jeez, he's not bad for 45 years old. He looked like he could be out there on the field with the Kansas City Chiefs.

He's in good bloody nick for 45, I tell you. Maybe they need him. Okay, lots of fun coming up on the show, including Tradie vs. Lady first. Tradie vs. Lady, $50 cash. If you want to play, call us right now. 0800-DIAL-ZEN. Claudia has applied for permission for us to play the entire halftime show in its entirety. It's under 13 minutes.

It's under 13 minutes. It's fine. It's like a Dan Ox remix. Yeah. It's just, bro, that's like three Oceanelli songs. That's fine. Tradie First Lady, 0800-DARLS-A-DEM. We'll play it after this.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie vs. Lady, 0800 dials the dial. We'll play after this. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we go. The Tradies vs. the Ladies. The Ladies on 10. The Tradies right there on 8.

Let's go to our Lady first. She's calling from Christchurch. She's 29, and her daughters say that she's wonderful and kind. They are in the car with her as well. Welcome to the show. It's Jess. G'day, Jess. Hello, how are you?

What are your daughters' names? Maddie and Talia. Oh, shout out to Maddie and Talia. What a nice fact to say about mum. Okay, Jess, you're taking on our tradie from Christchurch today. He's 28 and his phone is on 4%. So let's get cracking. Welcome to the show, Kirk.

G'day, Kirk. How are you doing? How are you? Good, thanks. Can we have an update? Still on 4%? 3% now. Oh, jeez.

Okay, here we go. Let's go. Kirk, your buzzer's tradie. Jess, yours is lady. First to three correct answers. 50 bucks from KFC. Let's do it. All right, guys.

Here we go. Question number one. If I was looking at Big Ben, what city would I be in? Trady. Yes, Kirk. London. Of course, it is London town.

Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. Who performed the halftime show at the Super Bowl? Yes, Kirk. Usher. Yeah.

Sure did. It was Usher. Yeah. Sure did. It was Usher, baby. That's two. Kirk wants this thing finished quickly. He's got to get to a phone charger. Two to the tradies. You need this one here, Jess, to stay in it, okay? Yep.

All right. Make sure you're on that buzzer. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Kirk. Merrin Flett. He's got it. Jeez.

Kirk, lucky you're used to being quick. You've got the $50 cash. Thanks from KFC. Story of my life. Thank you. Story of my life. And Jess thank you. Story of my life. And Jess, don't worry. You're still, what did they say?

Wonderful and kind. So there's always that. Oh, thank you. Yeah, there you go. Oh, that's crap. She wanted the money. He smashed it, though. He smashed it.

He did. But call back any time, Jess. Bree and Clint. Not long now until Pink is in the country on her world tour. She's in Australia at the moment performing. Apparently it poured, like poured rain so bad that apparently it nearly flooded the whole stadium. Can she still go up on the wires with the withers like that

or is she like a lightning conductor up there? Do you think she would be A? Yeah. Because it's all like... She's not earth conductor up there? You'd think she would be a Yeah. Because it's all like She's not earthed. Nah. You know, she'd be toast. She'd be literally

a beacon for the lightning just like following her around the stadium. Nobody would know they'd be like wow, these are great pyrotechnics from Pink. What a show.

She's like let me down. She's added in lightning. Like who would have thought? She's sizzling. Get doomed Pink. Anyway, poured. The show went on. I don't know if she went up on the wires.

I'm guessing she wouldn't have. No, I reckon she would have to. There's no show otherwise. Yes, there is. Mate, have you ever been to a Pink show? Yeah. It's a lot more than just her swinging around on the wires. No, but there's a lot of her swinging around on the wires.

What are they going to do during those bits? She'll just sing on stage like a normal entertainer. Give me half my money back. Mate, you haven't been to a pink show in a while. She has a lot of acrobatics on the stage. Right. But, I mean, there was entertainment in spades because at one point during the Sydney show,

a woman in the crowd went into labor. Oh, my God. Like full-blown labor. I'm pretty sure her water broke. And eventually, like the crowd was moving around her because she needed obviously helping to get out of there. And Pink has noticed. Take a listen.

Everyone give her a privacy. She didn't just have the baby, right? Is the baby here? No. Okay. Congratulations. Wow. Our song, huh?

That was the one that did it. Wouldn't have called that one. I thought it would have been like, get the party started. That's exciting. I don't even know what to say. We have to sing now. Good luck. It's going to be Do I? We have to sing now. Good luck. It's going to be great.

You're going to do great. Okay. I like to think that Pink was delivering that message from the wires. Yeah. And hovering above the woman who has just given birth. And she's just like, nice baby. I can see everything. You're about four centimetres dilated from up here.

Pink just zooms in. She's about eight centimetres. Get the medics in. I can see your cervix. I can see right through you. Pretty funny. She also said that she has to name the baby Alicia or Alex after her now. Is that Pink's real name?

Alicia Moore, yeah. Is it? Yeah. Jeez, 20 years. 20 years. Do you know why she's called Pink? Because her hair was pink? No.

Really? No. Why? Look it up in the song. We can't talk about why on the radio. Oh, okay. If you know, you know. Like how you're called Brown.

I'm not called Brown. Aren't you? No. Like, we've all done a poo in the radio. Oh, okay. If you know, you know. Like how you're called brown. I'm not called brown. Aren't you? No. Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. Isn't that why they call you brown? No. No. I'm not called brown. Is it similar to that, though? It's cultural appropriation. No, it's not. Yeah, that's right. I gotcha.

I caught it, Jack. Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. Let's just call it quits, okay? Okay. Let's not start a war. Call it even? Let's call it even. Are we calling it even? We're calling it even. Okay. Truce.

Deal. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M, do you know someone, or maybe it was you, and you went into labour in not the best place? You didn't want to have the baby there, but you had the baby there. Your water maybe broke in I'll wait in New World or maybe in the produce section

maybe in the produce section or you know just a very inconvenient spot maybe you're in the drive through of a fast food restaurant maybe you're at the rugby world cup final at Eden Park would you want to give a score update absolutely score update if you're interested in the Super Bowl,

the Kansas City Chiefs have taken the lead. They're on 13, beating the San Francisco 49ers, who are now on 10. The Taylor Swift City Chiefs. Our team, the Chiefs, have taken the lead. We didn't give up the hope. I just saw Megan, our resident Swifty, sitting out in the iHeartRadio lounge.

She's in head-to-toe Kansas City Chiefs memorabilia, including a beanie. Yeah. It's our team now. Taking over them. We want to know, this afternoon, did you go into labour in a pretty inconvenient spot? Look, you can't decide, obviously, when the baby's coming. That is, you know, pregnancy 101. You just don't know.

Unless, I mean, it's a booked-in cesarean. Unless it's booked in, then you generally know. Then you definitely know the time and the place. But sometimes the baby just comes when it comes. And a woman went into labour during a pink concert in Sydney over the weekend. Everyone give her her privacy. She didn't just have the baby, right? Is the baby here? No. Okay.

Congratulations! Wow, our song, huh? That was the one that did it. Wouldn't have called that one. I thought it would have been like get the party started. That's exciting. I don't even know what to say. We have to sing now. Good luck.

It's going to be great. You're going to do great. Okay. Very funny. I love the idea of Pink saying give her some privacy in a stadium when she's talking about it. Yeah. Like the person with the microphone is calling attention to the woman who's in labour. Who's just wet herself.

Yeah, and Pink's like, stop looking at her. Stop looking at that woman. And everyone's going to look straight at her. So let's see if someone can compete with that. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello, how are you?

Good, thanks. Did you go into labour at an inconvenient place and time? Yeah, slightly. So I was pregnant with my second baby and my waters broke at my cousin's wedding reception. No! It's always the risk when you invite a heavily pregnant family member to the wedding that they're going to go into labour and upstage you on your big day, isn't it? Well, actually in saying that, I only told my husband and we kind of had to leave in a hurry.

Obviously, I didn't go into actual labour. I wasn't contracting, so I was able to drive his drunk ass home and sober him up for the trip. Anonymous. Yeah. Superwoman. Also, I didn't want to tell everyone my waters had broken in case I just wet my pants, so I was like...

Anonymous. If I didn't have a baby in the next couple of days people would have known it was just yeah. Did you at least get to stay for Wagon Wheel? No so it was a daytime wedding so it

was like a lunchtime reception which was a bit different in any way but I don't think it was it wasn't really heating up which I was going to say it was still enough time for

your husband to get drunk so yeah. Daytime Wagon Wheel hits different. Okay thanks for sharing Anonymous. Thanks An drunk. Yeah. Daytime wagon wheel hits different. Okay, thanks for sharing, Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous. Congratulations. Let's go to Kylie on 0800DIALZM.

Hi. Hi, Kylie. Hi. Where did you go into labour, mate? So the interview, Christmas functions, all the tradies around, everyone's at the bar restaurant, and I stand up and my water breaks and it splatters all over a person next to me at the table next to us. It splatters on a person next to you at the table.

Oh, wow. Oh, God. That's a Christmas surprise. That's a different kind of... Yeah, it was awful. Oh, my God. You poor bugger. Oh.

What sort of tradies are we talking about? Oh, I don't know. The bar was just full of them. We just had to cross the road to get lunch and it was about 3 o'clock in the afternoon so everyone had finished work. Oh, I thought they were trainees that you worked with. Yeah, right, okay.

No, no, no. The whole restaurant was full of them. It was like a bar. And everyone was having their Christmas functions and we were sort of sitting down just the two of us and as I stood up to leave... Oh, wow. Someone's like, who's popping the champagnes?

Thanks, Kylie. Great story. Someone's like, who's popping the champagnes? Thanks, Kylie. Great story. Olivia's here on 800 Dials at M. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Liv. Hi. Where did you go into labour? I was actually out at a restaurant at a dinner that was taking forever

and, yeah, started having contractions and was like, rightio, I'm waiting for the steak. So a bit of a back story. My husband had some people flying from overseas, quite an important dinner for him. And we had this booking for like a couple of weeks. Got to the restaurant, still had to wait an hour before we got seated. Oh, you're kidding. Sat down and ordered.

And then they're like, sorry, guys, the kitchen's a bit backed up. So we're waiting. And then I, you know, started to get a few contractions and the lady sitting next to me was like, are you alright? And I was like, oh yeah, just a bit sore, a bit of, um, like, you know, tummy's a bit sore and she's like, oh, are you sure? And I was, you know, 38

weeks pregnant but I was like, no, no, I can wait for the steak and she's like, I, you haven't had a kid yet, I have, you should go to the hospital. You're like, I have been waiting two hours for this steak. How good was the steak that you were willing to stay there through contractions for, Olivia? Sorry, hi. I was waiting for weeks.

The booking had been made for weeks. Yeah. Well, you've been waiting months for the baby, you know? Come on. Can you imagine when you went up to make a complaint? You're like, I have been waiting for so long for this steak that I have gone into labour and I was only one month pregnant. Okay, long story short, did you get your steak? Did someone get you a doggy bag or something?

Or did you eat it at the restaurant? I ate it at the restaurant and then said goodbye to everyone at the dinner and went to the hospital and baby was born a couple of hours later. You are kidding. Wow. You're awesome, Olivia. You're like, I'm not leaving here without this bloody steak.

I've waited too long. Lady needed her steak. All right, we appreciate the call. Thank you so much. Good for you, Liv. Bree and Clint from iHeart Radio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, obviously Taylor Swift. She's at the Super Bowl at the moment, but she comes to Australia next. She'll be in Melbourne this weekend, Sydney the weekend after. But if people haven't been able to go, they have been able to watch the Taylor Swift Errors Tour on Disney+, but the numbers have been revealed for how much Disney had to pay her to have it on their streaming site.

This is so wild. Now, if there's one thing Taylor is, it is a businesswoman. She received $114 million for the rights to her. Now, let me just give you some perspective. First of all, obviously, Netflix were bidding against Disney as well and also Universal. So everyone, if you think about it right, it's actually the ultimate streaming kind of movie.

Like, it's the ultimate thing you just want to, like, watch at home. Like, I can't even tell you, even if you didn't go to the concert, there's millions of people in the world couldn't even get tickets to the concert, right? And now, you can watch it in the comfort of your own home. Well, $75 US million and $114 million

New Zealand dollars is what Disney paid. Worth every cent. Worth every cent. I think that was such a good idea and of course, I mean, Tyler, she just has that universal appeal. I think they'll make their money back tenfold. They didn't stream it for free though. If you had a Disney Plus membership, you still had to pay

a fee on top of that to rent it through Disney Plus. So surely she would have got a clip of that rental money as well, right? She would have licensed it to them and then she would have had a clip of the ticket. So she would have ended up making more than that for streaming it on Disney. She's a business woman. I heard, Dean, that

the streaming services were in an absolute brawl to get this on their streaming platform. Because as we know, you know, Netflix has Miss Americana and the Reputation Tour and other stuff like that. So it was an absolute war and Disney Plus came out on top. Oh, gosh, talk about fantastic. The thing is, people sign up for it.

Like, people will sign up for Disney Plus just for this, just to be able to watch it. Like, it's brilliant. Yeah, she moves the needle. She's doing it for the NFL as well. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCapp. Quick update. The Taylor Swift team are losing the Super Bowl again.

Yeah, at the moment. But there's still time. Still time. Not much time. Not much time. But they're losing at the moment. Yes, at the moment. Because we thought maybe that he would propose with a Super Bowl ring.

No, you said that. I said that would be the biggest ick in the world. Yeah, no, but we'd spend some time trying to figure out whether it would be cringe or cute. No, I spent no time. It would be cringe. I reckon some people think it would be cute. Ask the producers. Claudia will say cringe because it's public display of affection.

You'd hate it, eh? How dare you? Yeah, it's cringe. Yeah, it's cringe. Yeah, it's cringe. Ella, do you think it would be cute or cringe? That's too much. Yeah, cringe. That's too much.

Privately. That's too much. It is. Okay. Too much. Too much. Much too much. Lucky I am not Travis Kelsey because I'd be like, perfect opportunity.

Oh, no. No. Hey, we have some fun on this show talking about partners who are a bit stingy from time to time, you know? We sure do. The ones who go the extra mile to not spend any money on you. And I know times are tight, so these are two very different things between being fiscally responsible and being stingy. You know the difference.

There is a big difference to being, you know, a little bit careful with money to being stingy. There's a big difference. And trust me, when you know, you know. It's about spending money at the right time, right? Yeah. There's a massive difference. There's no shame in trying to, you know, save money and pinch the penny here and there.

But stingy is a different story. Well, maybe we should stop making fun of those stingy people because I was reading on the Herald today about a condition which specifically relates to a phobia of spending money. Who wrote that? A fear of spending money. A stingy person? No, listen. Okay.

Your tight ass partner may be chrometophobic. Chrometophobic. Sounds made up to me. It's called chrometophobic. Chrometophobic. Sounds made up to me. It's called chrometophobia. It's a rare condition causing extreme stress and anxiety at the mere thought of spending money, akin to an arachnophobic discovering a tarantula in their bedsheets. That's how intense the fear of spending money is.

Sounds like a little bit of BS. Symptoms include refusal to spend money, even on essential items or to pay bills. Stingy. Excessively checking your bank account or counting your money. Stingy. Refusing to touch money. Refusing to touch money.

Like the physical feel of physical money. Why? I don't know, part of the condition. Okay. Because maybe it means it feels like you're going to give it away. Or becoming socially withdrawn by not attending social events that cost money. Because you don't want to spend any money. Yeah, right.

I've got a question. I've got a question for the whole group because we're all in relationships. Yeah. And we need to decide. We all know our relationships, all of us, who is the stingiest person in each relationship? Because I'm not saying

they are stingy, but there's always going to be one person that's stingier than the other person. There's always a spender and a saver in a relationship. Yes, absolutely. I'm the saver. You're the saver. Or did you want to guess that? No, no, no, that's what I wanted to discuss. I'm the saver. You're the saver. You? I'm the saver. You're the saver. Or did you want to guess that? No, no, no. That's what I wanted to discuss. I'm the saver. You're the saver.

You? I'm the saver. You're the saver. Claudia? I wouldn't say saver. I would say stingy. Yeah. Yeah.

And Ella? Yeah, right. My boyfriend had to tell me to spend more money on him. But you were telling me you were still on intern wages. I'm a child. Fair enough. Putting the phobia aside, we're not making fun of that at all, but we do want to make fun of your partner.

No, I am. I think it sounds like BS. I think it sounds like a load of bull. Oh, $800 at M this afternoon. We want you to dob your partner in if they are just an absolute stench when it comes to spending money on things. What's an example you can give us where you're like, oh god

this person's very stingy. Maybe they didn't even have to spend that much and they still went for... Like it was just the moment where you realised you were dating someone who's a bit of a sting. 0800 dial ZM or you can text it to 9696. It's your opportunity

this afternoon to roast them on the radio. Let us know exactly how tight your partner is. The Chiefs tied it up

right in the last 10 seconds with a field goal. So then it's 19 all and now we're going into 15 minutes of extra time. It's an exciting day.

A lot of new football fans being blooded today. Look out, look out. We're asking you, how tight is your partner? How stingy is the person in your life? And do you want to dub them in on the radio? Hannah's called up on 0800-DARLS-ZM. Hi, Hannah.

Hi, Hannah. Hello. Who's the sting in your life, Hannah? My husband. Tell us why. He's a spender. He's a spender. He's distingy. He just

doesn't like spending money at all, but he's one of those ones that will go retail shopping to somewhere like Barker's and ask for a free pair of socks. And they just look at us like, are you kidding? Can I ask Hannah, does he get them?

Sometimes. I mean, I think does he get them? Sometimes. I mean, I think they kind of just say no abruptly, but with a laugh. I can't believe he's actually asked. We also do the Barefoot Investor. We read that book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we both have a splurge account, and his is constantly like in the thousands and mine's at zero every week. That's so funny.

Oh, the barefoot investor, that takes me back. That was a trend, wasn't it? We run the same system in our house. Thanks, Hannah. That's so good to hear. Someone texted me, we're asking who's the sting in your life. Someone said my mate walked to the other side of Hamilton to get a $2 drink and pie.

Wow, that's a long way. For $2, how good could the pie be if it comes with a drink? No, I think it's because it was cheap. Yeah, I know, but how good could it be? Not great. No, that's what I'm saying. It would be terrible. Someone else said my husband would drive another 20 kilometres

with the fuel light on just to save two cents a litre on fuel at another gas station. He would risk running out of fuel and being stranded to save that two cents a litre. Well, you know, it's a cost of living crisis, you know. Aren't you just going to spend the amount you save driving back the other way? Someone said, hey, g'day. When I first moved in with my boyfriend, it was midwinter,

and instead of using and paying for hot water, he would just put a pot of water on the fireplace. Oh, no. And he would use that for the dishes. The fireplace was also the toaster instead of buying a toaster as well. Where did you live? In the Rocky Mountains?

What is going on? I kind of appreciate that level of like, because that's... No, would you appreciate living with that person? Be like, I'm going to have a bath. And he's like, oh yeah, I'll just heat up some water. It'll take about three hours. Yeah. Just wait there. Can't do the dishes. Got to heat up some water. It'll take about three hours. Yeah. Just wait there. Can't do the dishes.

Got to heat up the pot. Ben, who's the big sting in your life? Yeah. Hey, guys. I thought I'd give a shout out to a friend of mine. Back in our planning days, he got a bit of a reputation for, yeah, just being a world-class sting. What he used to do is he used to pop a backpack on, go to our local mall, and then he'd go

into the toilets, and he invested in his own cleaner's key from, like, AliExpress. Oh, no. And he would open and take a couple of the jumbo toilet rolls because he refused to pay for it. Oh, my God. He would actually do that? So there's a specific key that – I'm intrigued.

There's a specific key that opens – Yeah, have you ever seen on the top? Yeah, the plastic thing. It's like a little circle thing. So that's like a universal key,, I'm intrigued, there's a specific key that opens. Yeah, have you ever seen on the top? Yeah, the plastic thing. It's like a little circle thing. So that's like a universal key, is it, Ben? Yeah, it's like a little kind of cleaner kind of plastic key that they get and he found that he could get one online so he invested in one so that he

could do it, yeah, clean get away. So we're really clear, that is theft. Yeah, that's a difference of stinginess to theft. Because then, Ben, in your flat, when people come around, you've got one of those jumbo toilet rolls that doesn't fit on the toilet roll holder.

I can happily say it wasn't me, but I did feel for his flatmates in their one-ply hell. I bet. One-ply hell. Hey, Ben, this mate of yours who would steal the toilet paper, would he ever, like, front up and pay for his rounds at the pub? No, no, no, no. He was kind of personality encapsulated,

famously stingy. He was the real deal. Everyone's like, steer clear of him, steer clear of him. If he's not having to pay, he's not doing so. Yeah, there you go. Oh, God. He got one of the cleanest keys off LX. Don't do that, by the way. Don't do that. Unless it's from your workplace

and that's free game because they owe you. Thanks, Ben. Have a great day, Ben. See you, Ben. Thanks, Ben. See you. Let's play Guess the Noise. The game where we guess the noise. It's easy. It's simple. It's run

by producer Claude. G'day, Claude. Hello. How are you? Yeah, a bit nervous over here watching the Super Bowl. It's quite a nail-biter, but I'm going to leave that for now because I have to put my full concentration into this. Yeah, you've got to get your head in the game. Thanks, Troy Bolton. Thank you.

This is Guess the Noise. It's essentially what's written on the box is what it is. Yeah, let's meet our teammates. Grace, you're going to be on my team this afternoon. Kia ora. Hi, Grace. Hi, guys. How are you doing?

Good, thanks. And Lucy, you'll be on my team. G'day, mate. Hey, how you going, Bree? Let's go. Let's go, Lucy. Let's go. Okay, let's do this thing, Claude.

So there's always a theme for this game. I've made it nice and clear and simple for you today. It's instruments. Instruments. Musical instruments. I was quite the instrumentalist, Mac, in primary school. Oh, yeah, what was your forte? Socks on my phone.

And the recorder. Oh. Six years of guitar lessons over here, can't play anything. Yeah, no, I had six of saxophone, can't play a single note. So this is right in your wheelhouse. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Just buzz in with your name if you can tell me what the instrument is. And the first team to three points will take home the Super Bowl.

Okay. Sorry, the prize. Yeah, nice. Okay, Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. Points. Bree. No freaking way. I want to say the violin.

Correct. What were you going to say? Violin. Were you actually? That's why I buzzed in before you. I'll find a replay if you really want. You bloody will. Lucy, we're on the board, mate.

Nice work. Here's Brie. Here we go, girls. Grace and Lucy. This one's for you guys. Buzz in with. Yes, Brie. Here we go, girls. Grace and Lucy. This one's for you guys. Buzz in with your names and you can tell me what this one is. Grace.

Lucy. Grace. Yes, Grace. Is that a triangle? You got it. Grace, I was sure that Claudia was going to give that one to Brie when you buzzed in first there.

Yes. Nice. So sore, Clint. Unlucky Lucy. You were right there, mate. It's okay. Yeah. Nice. So sore, Clint. Unlucky Lucy, you were right there, mate. It's okay, it's okay. Okay, we are one apiece. Bree and Clint,

for you guys. Clint. Bree. That sounds like an organ. Yeah. Heard that in church many a time. You were first that time.

I don't know if the sound had played, but you definitely got in first, mate. I guessed it right. It's all that matters. We'll get a replay of that too, please. Okay, two replays coming right up. Okay, back to Grace and Lucy. Good luck. Here's another one.

Grace. Grace. Lucy. Is that electric guitar? It is indeed. Oh, nice, Grace. And we are all tied up. Just like the Super Bowl? It is indeed. Oh, nice, Grace. And we are all tied up. Just like the Super Bowl.

Everyone is in. So, Grace, Lucy, you guys are all in for this one too. Should we see if this predicts the outcome of the Super Bowl? Yeah. Are you Chiefs or 49ers? You mean Chiefs? Chiefs. Yeah.

Okay, and Clint, you're 49ers? I'm the 49ers, yeah. Okay, everyone's in for this one, so anyone can buzz in. Here is your last instrument. Clint, that's you. Yeah, I know. I'm just testing to see if Brie will buzz in before the noise happens. Wait, buzz in

and guess one, Brie. Great! Clint. That's the best guitar. Yeah! I feel like it's a disadvantage that he plays the noises. Hey, Grace, congratulations. You win.

Oh, and the 49ers are ahead. Are you kidding? Plus 22-19. That's so creepy. That's spooky, man. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Grace. Congratulations. Enjoy, Grace.

Thanks, guys. Bree and Clint. Score update. Bree Thomas is up for sports. The 49ers are ahead on 22. The Chiefs on 19 but the Chiefs have the ball. Not

many minutes to go for them to get a touchdown. Okay I said before that I'd like to make a bold prediction and I want to put this on record. I want this to go on record so that we can look back on this in the future and tell if I am right. Okay. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? And I'm

ready to stake my reputation on this. Okay? What little reputation I have left. Are you going to stake any more than your reputation? No. I just want to go on record. Like maybe a lunch at the pub for all of us? No, no, no. It doesn't concern you. It has nothing to do with you. Sounds like it does.

But you can pull me up on this in the future, either to celebrate me or chastise me, depending on which way this goes. But I'm willing to go on the record because I feel it. I feel it. All right. I sense something

and I'm learning to listen to signs and notice omens. Have you seen another pigeon? I'm reading The Alchemist at the moment and I'm all about omens. Okay? So I'm willing to do this. Okay? You ready? This is a Clint Roberts exclusive.

Mark my words. Taylor Swift will do the halftime show of the Super Bowl in 2025. Really? Mark my words I mean it's kind of a no brainer because she won't be on

because she won't be on tour No, nobody else has said that and nobody has said that yet and she'll be wanting to promote the new album Oh, okay you want to get on board my prediction do you?

I don't think she'd want to do it I don't think she'd want to do it I don't think she'd want to do it I don't think she'd want to do it I don't think she'd want to do it I don't think she'd want to do it I don't think she'd want to do it I don't think she'd want to do it

I don't think she'd want to do it Well she doesn't really need to do it does she? She doesn't need to do it but Bree's right she will have finished her tour and the Super Bowl will be the perfect way for her to give back to her fans in a free way

because everybody gets to experience the Super Bowl halftime show. Whether you paid for an heiress tour ticket or paid to stream the heiress tour, it doesn't matter. It'll be the end of the heiress tour. It'll be the perfect way to put a full stop on the end of this period of her career. Plus'll be the perfect way to put a full stop on the end of this period of her career. Plus, doing the Super Bowl

is like a career, it's not defining, it's like a career highlighting thing to do. That's what you just saw with Usher. That's what you saw with Dr. Dre. It was like a retrospective. She's ready to do that. She's ready to do that thing and tick that box. Might be too early. You think?

Yeah, because she's at the peak of her career. But Lady Gaga did it at the peak of her career. And Prince did it post-peak. Michael Jackson did it at peak. You know? Rihanna did it post-peak. She wasn't at peak. She had to know.

She's still bringing out music. It doesn't matter. Forget everybody else. It doesn't matter. My prediction is 2025, she will do it. And it'll be the right thing for her to do. Because this tour she's done, she can't do any bigger than this. She has to look to do something smaller.

No, not smaller. Different. Not bigger. Unless Travis Kelsey, and they're still together, unless they make it into the Super Bowl again, then she wouldn't want to take his limelight. Very, very good point. And she would want to be there to support him and not be there to perform.

Okay, so if he blows, okay, let's add to my prediction. If he blows out a knee in the next 15 minutes. No, you can't. No, I won't. Put it where it is. I won't keep going on about this, but my only rationale for it. What's happening? I don't know. I think they've just got a touchdown.

You're joking. Touchdown. There's 20 seconds left. Yes, baby. What did I say? Omens. 20 seconds left. Omens.

Yeah. The NFL will move heaven and earth to make this happen, Tara. Absolutely. For what she has brought to the game in the last year, they know the power of Taylor Swift. They'll be paying her. They will give her a share of a team ownership. They'll give her part ownership of a team to make that happen. They'll give her the Kansas City Chiefs.

Basically. They'll be like, here, take the whole team. All right, we're on record. On record. On record. Noted. You got that noted down? Okay, they're not listening.

Oh, my God, they won! They won! Brian Clint, he's Taylor Swift. Hit him. Brian Clint. I came across one of my friends on TikTok, actually it was, over the weekend, who was telling a story about a very embarrassing situation

that happened to her over the weekend. Now, she's a friend of the show. We all know her. She used to work here at the company. And I figure it's a good story. I just want you to hear it. And I want you to tell me who do you think is in the wrong in this story, okay? Sure. I was at the op shop and I saw this walking cane

and I thought this will be a great gift for Nana because she hates when I call her grandma and make her feel old, blah, blah, blah. So I pick this up and I walk over to the counter, kind of like, how much is this? And then I turn around and there's this old woman struggling to walk, looking for her cane. And then I just had to look like, sorry, here you go. Oh, my God.

We shouldn't laugh. It's not funny. But it is also very funny. It could have been worse. You know at the op shop you don't often know what your inventory is and you go, oh, I don't know, I haven't seen that before. And then sold it. Five dollars, sell it, you leave

with the cane and then the poor old woman is like, um. And she would have thought she was going crazy. She would have been like, I swear I put my cane down here And now it's not here And I can't leave Oh bless

Yeah yeah yeah Simple mistake But then again actually How far could she have gotten from her cane Without it you know Like this person who I'm assuming we're leaving unnamed Who did this Oh I don't think she'd mind Amy knows without it, you know? Like this person who I'm assuming we're leaving unnamed, who did this.

Oh, I don't think she'd mind. Amy. Amy knows. Like how far away from the cane was the woman when you swooped? Well, that's the thing. She couldn't have been too far. But Amy just saw it, made a beeline for it, was like, I'll have that.

Goes, takes the glasses off the old lady's face. She's like, oh, this mannequin's got nice glasses like I'll have that goes takes the glasses off the old lady's face she's like oh this mannequin's got nice glasses I'll have these too are those orthotics I'll take those shoes can we slip these off the old lady as well bloody hell

it happened to my mum one time in a stroller store remember I told you oh yeah my mum went into the stroller store to buy a new one and she put down

a stroller and then next minute she was like where the hell and someone was at the counter trying to then next minute she was like, where the hell? And someone was at the counter trying to buy it. My mum was like, there's food and all types of stuff in that stroller. It's covered in milk. It's covered in crap.

Anyway. Anyway. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Alright, let's get some birthday bangers on the air for a Monday. Patrick, you're up first. G'day, mate.

Hello. How was your weekend, Pat? Oh, good. Thank you so much. Oh, good to hear, Patrick. You've got good energy. I like it. What's your birthday?

It's 31st of May, 1993. All right. That means you were 16 in 2009. And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. What a banger. Bit of Kerry Hilson. Do you like it, Patrick?

Is it a good one? Yeah, that's really cool. Thank you, thank you. No problems. Thanks for calling up. Wait with us. You might be our winner. Let's do one for Tash. Kia ora, Tash. Hi, Tash. Hey, how's it going, T? Good.

Thanks, Tash. What did you get up to for your weekend? Oh, I actually had some mates over from Perth and Aussie, so we had a bit of a big one. Yeah, nice. Oh, did you? Still recovering, Tash, eh? Yeah, in a slow day. Sunday session.

I like you, Tash. Good vibe. What's your date of birth, Tash? Is it your birthday banger? Yeah, 6 was a slow day. Sunday session. I like you, Dash. Good vibe. What's your date of birth? Tasha, it's your birthday banger. Yeah, 6th of February, the Waitangi Day. Yes. 1978. All right, mate.

That means you were 16 in 1994. Around the time they signed the Treaty of Waitangi. And here's your birthday banger. Just kidding. Oh, what a jam. I love this one. Remember that one, Tash? I so do.

Yeah. What an uplifting vibe for a Monday. Things can only get better. This would have gone down well at the drinking session with your mates the other day, wouldn't it? Later in the night. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Sylvia. Hi, Sylvia. Hi, Sylvia.

Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. I heard you're doing the birthday banger for your husband. What's his name? Yes, I am doing for him because I already know mine. Okay. His name is Jeruzio. His name is Jeruzio. His name is Jeruzio. What was your birthday banger?

Do you remember? Yes, I do. It was Black Eyed Peas, Where Is The Love? Oh, it's a good one for you, Sylvia. Okay, your husband's name is Jeruzio. What a cool name. And what's his birthday? Thank you.

It's the 25th of December, 1985. Oh, he's a cool name. And what's his birthday? Thank you. It's the 25th of December, 1985. Oh, he's a Christmas baby. He was 16 in 2001. And on Christmas Day 2001, this was at the top. Bit of Nickelback. I actually really like that. What do you reckon, Sylvia? Is that good for Jerusio?

Yeah. Yeah, nice. Is he a Nickelbacker from way back? Yeah. Yeah, nice. He'd love it. Are we going to vote for Nickelback? I always vote for Nickelback.

You should know me. Hey, Sylvia, thank you for calling up on behalf of your husband. He's the winner of today's birthday banger. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Can you please tell him from us that his birthday banger is Nickelback and he won? Yes, I'll definitely tell him. Okay, good.

Thanks, Sylvia. Thanks, guys. See you, mate. Bye. From Christmas Day 2001, here's Nickelback on Zidane. What a great Christmas. I couldn't cut it as a poor man's stealing. Tired of living like a blind man.

Zidane, Brie and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Nickelback. How you remind me, Sylvia caught up on behalf of her husband, Jeruzio, and that is the winner today. God, he's going to be stoked with that. Yeah. Jeruzio. If I know Jeruzio.

Oh, Nickelbacker from way back. Oh, he's one of the biggest Nickelback fans around. He's going to love it. Are we listening? Is anyone listening to that really popular podcast, from way back. Oh, he's one of the biggest Nickelback fans around. He's going to love it. Are we listening? Is anyone listening to that really popular podcast, the really good podcast it's called? Oh, the Bobby Althoff one.

Yeah, Bobby Althoff one, where she essentially has, like, this kind of deadpan kind of delivery where she kind of does not give a shit, really. Lots of really awkward moments which make it funny. Yeah. Reverie where she kind of does not give a shit really. Lots of really awkward moments which make it funny. Yeah. Like her telling Drake that she didn't know any of his music. Yeah, and she interviews with all the big stars now like Jason Derulo, Drake. She did Mark Cuban from Shark Tank

and the whole time she was just asking him to give her $20,000 and he was like, yeah, maybe. And she's like, no, seriously. No, can you? And she just keeps a straight face her $20,000. And he was like, yeah, maybe. And she's like. No, seriously. No, can you? And she just keeps a straight face and she plays this character. She's very funny. I came across this clip of her interviewing this musician

by the name of Sukihana, I think her name is. If you don't know who she is, producer Claude and I have grabbed a little clip of one of her hit songs called Hood Rats. Oh, yeah. Look, we've had to beep all of the inappropriate parts of the song. Of course, yeah, yeah. But take a listen. Sounds fun.

Wow. Sounds like a bit of me, actually. I'm not surprised it's not on the radio, though. No, it can't be played on the radio. There's no clean edit. Claudia, was that the cleanest Suki Hana track you could find? Yeah, totally. Claudia, was that the cleanest Sugihana track you could find? Yeah, totally. Yeah, wow.

That song made WAP look like a story rhyme. Yeah, made it look like a Christmas carol. A nursery rhyme. Look, anyway, that's her. But she has been on the podcast, the Really Good podcast, recently. And I came across this clip where they're discussing what she she does for work which she obviously is a musician um and she gets a little bit mixed up uh with the words what do you know that you're a musician so i'm a musician what that mean make magic or something what is musician i think you're

confusing that yeah i'm not no musician i make music and that's not all i do i make music i act i'm a tv star too a young mom just really quick i think you're confusing i'm not confusing nothing because you you don't know you thought that all i was was a magician or whatever see that's what i think you think i said i said musician not magician i know for the record could you say you don't think you're a musician i'm not none of that but then that, you just said, I do music. Yeah, I do music. So in other words, you're a musician. No, I'm not. Okay.

No, I'm not. I can't tell. Now, look, usually my sarcasm rate is pretty good. I feel like she's joking because apparently, because I've tried to do some research into Sukihana and apparently she's joking because apparently, because I've done, tried to do some research into Sukihana and apparently she's very funny. But it's so, like I can't tell because

I've watched it a few times as well. Do you think it's real or not? I can't tell. I looked at the comments and I saw some people going, she's so good at playing her character. She loves to do that, yeah. But that one kind of felt genuine. Oh, but maybe she's just that good.

Anyway, let's put that aside. We're not sure if it is real or if it isn't, but it's very funny. What does that mean? I do magic or something? I'm not no magician. Very funny stuff. I really want to know. Someone who's a big fan of her would know if that was real or not.

Surely. Either way, it happens. Happens all the time. People get words mixed up. They use words in the wrong place. They mispronounce words. Totally. Brie.

Why are you saying just me? Oh, just that palace that we had some issues with last year. The palace. Oh, no that palace that we had some issues with last year. The palace. Oh, no. The one in France. The palace of. Oh, now I get mixed up from what I said and what it actually is. Yeah.

I'm going to go with. The palace of Versailles. Versailles. The palace of Versailles. Versailles. The Palace of Versailles. My brain really... You went the other way. You saw Claudia's eyebrows go up and you changed what it was. Claudia went like this.

Versailles is how Brie thinks it should be said. I still... Can I... I want to start a petition to change the name of that palace to the Palace of Versailles. Yeah. Sounds better than... We'll use the name of how that petition better than the Palace of Versailles.

Oh, 800 dials at M. Who's brave enough to admit that they get words mixed up from time to time? A specific word. Or maybe you did it in a really inappropriate moment. You just happened to use the wrong word. You genuinely meant to say this thing, but you said this other thing. Accidentally. Or you just don't know the difference.

Maybe you genuinely thought that that's what that word was. Bree and Clint. I love these so much because I can relate. This is something I do. There's nothing to be ashamed. We all get words mixed up from time to time. It's totally fine. It's funny, too, if you lean into it.

Just lean into it. Go, oh, jeez. I've been saying that for 30 something years like that. Someone on their really good podcast with Bobby L Toff has confused musician, which they are. They're a musician. With magician. And she thought the host was calling her a magician. She's like, no, I make music, not magic.

She goes, yes, you're a musician. So we've asked you, when did you confuse the words and get them around the wrong way? Oh, this one. Someone said my daughter at school in year nine and new to the school said, hi, my name is such and such and I'm a virgin. Oh, no.

What she meant to say was, hi, I'm such and such and I'm a Virgo. Oh, but I mean, at least she wasn't lying. I hope. Good point. You know? Virgo. Oh, but I mean, at least she wasn't lying. I hope. Good point. You know? Oh, that's devastating. You're now a virgin girl.

Yep. Hey, virgin. Oh, that's so gutting her. This person's going to say, I should bloody hope that she was at year nine. Yeah, bloody hope so. Yeah, embarrassing. Another school one's come through.

This is why, because I think we've had multiple people who were at the same circumstance text through. So this text came through first. They said, in science class, my friend accidentally said orgasm instead of organism. She was mortified. And then someone else text her and said, I was in science class and I tried to say organism, but I said orgasm. It made me quit science. My friend, you know in English when they make you stand up

and read a passage out of the book that everybody is reading? I hate it. My friend Gemma said orgasm instead of organism. And then she was orgasm girl for ages. It's a hard word. Hard to get there too. When you get the words mixed up. Chelsea's here.

Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi. Anything as bad as that? What happened with you? I get the letters D and G confused. So it's never been DJ. It's been GJ.

And I just, I can't not confuse them. J's just as bad as D and G. Like, they all sound the same. It's awful. So to you, someone who's running the music at a party is a GJ. Yeah, they're a GJ. Has it ever been, like, really bad, like, where you've gotten those two mixed up? Yeah, it's like in work emails even.

I have to reread them to make sure I'm not getting my Ds and Gs mixed up. The guy on Jersey Shore was Paulie G, not Paulie D. Yeah, exactly. Paulie G. Thanks, Chelsea. We appreciate it. Paulie G. Go on. Thanks, Chelsea. We appreciate it. Oh, no, you go.

Yeah, there's someone texted her and said, at my granddad's funeral, the man giving the eulogy said that he loved shitting under the tree in his garden instead of sitting under the tree. Well, you won't ever laugh at a funeral. Or did he get it wrong? Great point. You know, maybe granddad loved to get out there,

dig himself a hole. Like the guy on World's Fastest Indian who used to pee on his lemon tree every morning. Maybe granddad was taking a dump. Could have been. Someone else said, I used to call the car brand Peugeot, Pidgeot. That's good.

Someone said, I work with cars. The other day I said Volvo instead of Volvo. That's not good. One more from the text machine. You don't want to drive. Well, maybe you do want to drive the new Volvo. Maybe you do. But then when you go to the-

Room for the whole family. When you go to the car park, it'd be like a nightmare to find it. Find your Volvo. Yeah. Volvo. Couldn't find it. Just be a nightmare. Someone said this is so good. When people say

when people would say peak hour traffic, I spent the first 25 years of my life thinking they were saying pick hour traffic. Pick hour traffic. And always thought, damn, that town is causing all the traffic. And one day it

clicked in my head. It sounds like a legit town in New Zealand. It's so good. Last call is anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, how are you doing? We're good.

This happened when you were a teenager. What happened, mate? So I, and I was so confident with it too. I used to say if I messed up that I was, see, I had to Google this beforehand to make sure I still got it right. Now I've forgotten which is the right word. I still get it mixed up.

I used to say that I was... Take your time, Anonymous. Take your time. Yeah, you want to get this right. I used to think I was, I would say I was incontinent with something when I was getting something wrong, not impotent. No, no, no, not impotent either.

You mean incompetent. I don't know. Incompetent. Yeah. So even now, I'm like, I don't know. Impotent or something. What would you rather be, inconstance or impotent? Incontinent.

Yeah. Incompetent. Continental. Or impotent. I'd definitely rather be incompetent. Oh, see, now I'm confused, Anonymous. I get you. It's a hard one.

They're all difficult. Yeah, and I looked up impotent too, and it gave me two different descriptions, and I was like, oh, maybe that word is right, but no. No. I think incompetence is the correct word. Incompetent. And, Anonymous, the only thing that you're incompetent at

is knowing the difference between those words. This will make you feel better, Anonymous. Someone texted and said, in religious class, my sister said she was looking forward to the erection. She meant to say the resurrection. Oh, not ideal. Yeah, so I mean, it could be worse, Anonymous. Yeah. I called the guy could be worse, Anonymous. Yeah.

I called the guy from Transformers Octopus Prime. That's a new Autobot. Thanks, Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Bree and Clint. Super Bowl Monday here. This morning I was reading about Drake,

who placed an enormous bet on the Super Bowl. Did he? Enormous. $1.15 million on one outcome for the Super Bowl. What? Like points? Are we talking? No, just win or lose.

He bet $1.15 million on one of the teams to win the Super Bowl. Why 1.15? It was in cryptocurrency. And I think it equated to the equivalent of 1.15 million US dollars. Who did he bet on? That's the key question, isn't it? Oh, no. Before I tell you who he bet on, and obviously we know the outcome,

that the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl. Yes, just. There's a thing, which I wasn't aware of until today called the Drake curse where teams Everyone he touches turns to shit. Yeah. Like the Kardashian curse. Like the Kardashian curse. Last month

Drake bet $700,000 on Sean Strickland in the UFC to win. Is that a problem? He lost. Drake lost $700,000. I think he needs to stop betting. I think he needs to stop betting too. He also owns part

of the company that he bets with. So it's a huge conflict of interest. That seems like a big conflict of interest. Yeah. He's like promoting gambling while gambling and then talking about his problem gambling. But let's just put that aside for a second. Let me just explain the full effect of the curse to you. Drake also made a bet last year on Logan Paul,

the social media cum boxer. To beat who? Tommy Fury? Nah, another fight that he was having, and he bet on Logan Paul to win that fight by knockout. He said he's going to win it by knockout. And by being more specific, he stood to win more money. Logan Paul won, but there was no knockout.

So Drake lost $850,000. Yeah, this makes me sad. In September. Don't worry, he's Drake, though. I know, but still not ideal. In September last year, Drake bet half a million dollars on Kiwi Israel Adesanya, and he lost. So all these teams are starting to go

at the start they're like yeah Drake supports me mean and now all of a sudden it's become this thing Please don't support me. Please don't support us Drake. Please bet on the other team.

So today Drake staked 1.15 million dollars on the Kansas City Chiefs. Hallelujah, the curse is broken. I hope they didn't tell the Chiefs before the game.

He tweeted, yeah, right? He tweeted, I can't bet against the Swifties. With a picture of him with Taylor Swift in a headlock. So he's on board. Do you know how much money he made? Yeah, how much? So he put down $1.15 million. The bet returned $2.34 million.

So he made $1.19 million. Not worth it. Not worth it? Nah. To risk a million dollars? No, that's why betting is never worth it. Oh. It's never worth it. Oh. It's never worth it.

Like, it's not. He's only making the tiny bit more, but he could have lost everything. Well, he doubled his money. But can you imagine how tight his butthole would have been right up until the last two seconds of that game? Not worth it. The Chiefs didn't look like winning at all until the very last second. He would have aged like 10 years watching that game.

They also looked like they were going to lose multiple times throughout that game. Not worth the bet, if you ask me. Yeah. Anyway, Drake curse, baby. It's a real thing. We are the leading show in Aotearoa for aviation news, strongly. I reckon we're at risk of losing our maritime mantle. We haven't done a lot of maritime news.

It's been a long time since the ship horn has been heard on this frequency. There hasn't been much going on. We only report on the best. Good point. We're not like the most quantity. We always bring the best maritime and aviation news. Ever since that ship blocked the Suez Canal, we haven't had much to talk about, have we?

But I mean, we talked about it a hell of a lot when that happened. We sure did. So I feel like we did our quota and now we're kind of, you know. True. We're good. We're good. We're good. This is aviation news.

Suez. Suez. This is also germ-phobic news. I read this in the New Zealand Herald today. A former flight attendant called Jay Robert has revealed their tips for how to have a germ-free flight experience. Impossible. It's like a cesspool in there. Yeah, it's like a big tin can full of other people's farts.

People just living in their own filth. Jay was a flight attendant for 20 years and said if you want to have as germ-free an experience as possible, here's the things you need to do. He said, and this is the biggest one, that the earlier in the day you travel, the cleaner the plane will be. Oh, but then you have to be at the airport at like four in the morning. Yeah. He said that they often don't have time to clean the plane properly between flights.

I imagine this is true for domestic, where Air New Zealand flies domestically between the hours of 6am and 9pm kind of thing. Yeah. So if you get on that plane at 6am, of course it's going to be cleaner than it is at 9. It was cleaned at the end of the day. But then on a long-haul flight, if it's flying... They have to clean them. They must, right? They have to. Especially after COVID. If it's a 16 hour flight from Europe

I feel like they have an obligation now especially after COVID where they have to clean them quite extensively. Well there you go. If you want to fly on a clean plane here around New Zealand early. Early. Get on an early flight. The earlier the better. Next tip he said is when you get on you should sanitise

your area. You should bring some of those dead get on, you should sanitise your area. You should bring some of those dead hole wipes. Clean your touch screen. Yep. Clean the little armrest beside you. My mum and dad, I travelled with them all through Europe and my mum kept getting out those bloody sanitary – yeah, wipe down your screen. Wipe it down, Brianna.

I've never seen anybody do it. Oh, my mum and dad did it. I never thought about it. The whole time. Until I saw this travel influencer do it and then show the wipe afterwards and all the grime that was on the wipe. It's not good. Yeah.

It's yuck. Yeah, when you think about it, it's disgusting. Yeah, if you just don't think about it, it doesn't worry you. Everything's fine if you don't think about it. They said that you should avoid the seat back pocket at all times. Yeah, I don't touch that thing. They said they clean the plane. They can't clean avoid the seat back pocket at all times. Yeah, I don't touch that thing. They said they clean the plane. They can't clean inside every seat back pocket.

He said that in his time he's found things like dirty tissues. Yeah, of course. Full nappies. Oh. Full vomit bags, bath bags in that little seat back pocket. And when you think about it, of course you have. That's where you'd put it if you were trying to hide it. Or you're going to carry your vomit sick bag off the plane.

I put my freaking headphones in there. I put my passport in there. Do you? I put my drink bottle in there. Oh, no, do not touch that thing. He said to stay out of the seat back pocket. He also said he wouldn't sit on the seat cushion, like the seat. Where am I going to sit then?

He said put a blanket down. He said he would bring a blanket and put it down on the seat to sit on. Oh, no, that's too far. I feel like that one's too far. That's too far, that one. Keep your shoes on, he said. Obviously. Which I feel like is more hygienic for other people than you.

Yeah. I think, what are your thoughts on, is it okay, like on a long haul flight, to take your shoes off, if you've got socks on? Yes. I think that's fine.

That's why they give you, little travel socks sometimes. Yeah, I think it's fine, if you've got socks on. You just don't want your stinky, bloody, sweaty feet,

walking around. And the last one, is so obvious, but I never thought of it, because you know how you can, store your belongings, in the overhead locker, or in the seat in front of you you know how you can store your belongings in the overhead locker or in the seat in front of you? He said, never store your belongings below the seat

in front of you. Oh, see, I do that. I know, but that's where everybody else puts their dirty shoes. Yeah, their feet. They put their feet. Yeah, it's so true. They just walk through the toilets or they've come from wherever and then you go and put your pillow or whatever down there? I'm not putting my pillow down there. But yeah, that's yuck, eh?

I had this thought because I went to the dentist this morning. I had this thought where I was like, God, this thing that she's putting in my mouth, like this has been how many other people's mouths? Oh, yeah, but the sanitation. I know. No, it's next level at a dentist. I bet.

And then my mind went to at a, you're eating off cutlery that a million other people have eaten off. Yeah, I think about that sometimes. Do you? But then it comes back to, the more you think about it, the worse it is. You actually have to live your life at some point. I know. I know.

And I'm not someone who's like, you know, all crazy. But then imagine, like, how many butts you have touched butt cheeks with considering you sit on the toilet seat after someone else goes. That's why I love being a man. We don't have to sit on the toilet seat. But think about all the germs that would be in the men's toilets. Think about when you open the door, someone hasn't

washed their hands. The Kansas City Chiefs came out on top. Well done to all of the Kansas City Chiefs. We're long-time fans here at Zed-In. We've loved you guys ever since. But mainly just Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, since about November last year.

We've been huge fans. Huge, massive. We've been on the train since it left. Just before Christmas. We've been right there with you guys. Many years ago, we've ridden that train all the way to the finish line. Let's get out of here. Go home.

I've had a shocker today. What? I tell you when I got here, I got in an Uber to come to work today. Leaving the dentist. And I plugged in the street that I wanted to go to to pick up my car because I left my car in the city over the weekend. And I put in the street and hit go, got in the Uber and then I put my head down and I was clearing some emails on my phone.

I looked up 15 minutes later and I was meant to be in the domain in central Auckland. I was in Te Atatu Peninsula in West Auckland. I was 25 minutes drive out of the city before I realised I'd put in the wrong street. I can't believe that's how entranced you were in your phone, that you obviously did not look up once because you would have noticed. I just trust the process in an Uber. I just know it's going to get me there. I'd be so gutted.

And it did. I just put in the wrong street. Tatoki Street, Teotihuacan Peninsula, not Tatoki Street, Auckland Central. How much did that Uber cost you? It would have been, when I initially put it in, it said it was going to be $23. Okay. It cost me $49.

Oh, so, yeah, double. Yeah. Gutted. But you live and you learn, don't you? Oh, you do. Oh, well. Teach me to leave my car in town and not drink drive home. Yeah.

Yeah. That'll teach you. Don't drink and drive Have a great night See you guys later Bye Bye Bye Bye

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