ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 12th July 2022

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

How do you hehe? 2 litres of water might be too much. Clint's fashion news. What's My Age Again? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrims. No, that's the end of the podcast. Obviously, it's opposite day today. That was on purpose. I didn't push that by mistake. Welcome to the podcast, everybody.

It's Brian Clent. It's very good to be here. It's a very dreary day here in Auckland, isn't it? It's amazing how much the weather affects your mood sometimes. Well, it's still dark. It's nine o'clock in the morning and it's basically still dark. So dark. We're meant to take you for a fashion parade down Auckland's Fashion Street, Ponsonby Road this morning.

I reckon we're going to bail. I've got an umbrella. Oh, yeah, okay, we're back in. Can we do it, but can we stay in the car where it's dry and Bree get out and walk and we film her driving beside her? How about I walk through the office? How about I walk through the office? How about I walk through the office? The office. What about someone else's office?

Yeah. Like who? Go upstairs. We've got lawyers or something. No, I'm not going upstairs. Go to the newsroom. No way. Hosking, is he still here?

Mike Hosking, yeah. Remember that time you put me in a bag and you dragged me through the office? That's right, yeah. What? Oh, let's do that again. Wait, it was her idea. No, in a bag.

It was my idea. Yeah, because Taylor Swift was being transported inside suitcases. Oh, no's do that again. Wait, it was her idea. No, in a bag. It was my idea. Yeah, because Taylor Swift was being transported inside suitcases. Oh, no, I remember that. Could you not afford the suitcase? We couldn't afford a big, large suitcase, so we found this duffel bag, and I laid down in it. We zipped it up, and they dragged me through the office and banged me on heaps of things. Ow.

It's a good video. You should look at it. Does that sound good? No. Can I run something past you guys to figure out if I'm stupid or not? Yeah. Go on. Yes. I feel like either way I'm something past you guys to figure out if I'm stupid or not? Go on. I feel like either way I'm going to be stupid,

because one way I'll believe it, and the other way is that I didn't know that this was true. Or the other way you're asking us, which also makes you stupid. Maybe we'll just collectively be stupid. You know the joke, why did the chicken cross the road? The punchline is? To get to the other side. I saw a TikTok that says that the other side is like heaven.

Is death. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. And I've obviously took it at face value and I'm like, well he's trying to cross the street. That's why it's funny. Yeah, because if it crosses the road it'll get hit by a car.

So is this joke a really grim joke that the chicken is trying to find his way to heaven? No. It's grim. It's what's happening in the world now as people are looking for things that aren't there. That is not the point of the joke. It's like people who go, and these are my least favorite TikTokers, and they're like, I was today years old before i realized that the hole in the

middle of the pasta spoon is one measurement of spaghetti okay it might be a coincidence that it happens to be one measurement that's not why they put the hole there they put the hole there so the water would drain and people like mind freaking blown i'm like yeah okay it's also like people who go the chopping board do you know the hole in the chopping board is actually so you can put all the food that you just chopped into the pan? Yeah, that's stupid. No, it's not. It's a handle for the chopping board. It's a handle, you dipshit.

Whereas the toaster tray, that shit's real. So no, you're not stupid because people are trying to convince you there's more. But also, yes, I am stupid because I was convinced. You kind of believed it. I was convinced enough to bring it to the table. The other side is heaven and the chicken is going to heaven. And if that's the joke, that's like a kid's joke. That's grim. It's not. It can't

be. Well, all the kids' nursery rhymes are really grim and problematic. They're all plague-based. Ba-ba-black sheep have you any wool? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Three bags full.

And what happens at the end of Baa, Baa, Black Sheep? Well, there's a bag for the master. There's a bag for the dame. And there's a bag for the little boy who lives down the lane. Oh, it's a drug dealer. And wool is cocaine because wool is white. Yeah, they're getting on the bags. The master's on the bags. It's a black sheep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're getting on the bags. The master's on the bags.

It's a black sheep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that's like a metaphor. That's a stereotype. It's a metaphor. For life. You know?

For drug dealers. Yeah, for the life it will bring if you do drugs. Ringer Ringer Rosie's about the plague. Oh, that one's a bad one. Yeah, Ringer Ringer Rosie. What about Duck Hunt Books? Could be about COVID now, Ringer Ringer Rosie, couldn't it? Should we make the remix?

Modernise it. I mean, sounds fun, but I think I'll pass. What are the other things? Duck, Duck, Goose. Did you guys play that game here? Oh, yeah, I love that game. That's not a nursery rhyme, though. It gets me so excited.

I love it. Oh, it's just a game, eh? Yeah. What about Call of Duty? What? That's just a game as well. Do you guys play Stuck in the Mud? Absolutely? That's just a game as well. Do you guys play Stuck in the Mud? Absolutely.

That's such a good game. That was fun. Your bull rush was so bad. Bull rush got banned from my school because we took it too seriously. I broke a kid's collarbone. You did not. Did you tackle them? I developed earlier when I was a kid and I was bigger and stronger.

She was the bull. He deserved it because he ankle tapped me. Okay. So I then caught up with him and grabbed him from behind. And he literally, so I've grabbed both of his arms, so he's gone down and just hit the deck face first. In his defense, ankle tapping is a legitimate technique in bull rush. No, is it?

You've just got to stop the person. It's a terrible game. I think angle tapping is such a no-no. Ella would get wasted in Bull Rush, eh? I hated, what was it? Dodgeball. I hated that game. I love dodgeballs.

It's because I can't dodge the balls. I hated it because I wasn't... It's kind of the whole point of the game. I wasn't one of the popular kids at school, but I was really good at dodgeball. And so like... A lot of pent up aggression in you, I imagine. No, but not even...

Not throwing the ball, but dodging the ball. But I got like... I eventually was like, I have to get myself out because I'm the last one in and everyone's staring at me and I don't like this. So I was like, I'm just going to get hit by the ball. I don't want to be here anymore. I'm winning, but I don't like it.

I used to play in a couple of different dodgeball competitions as an adult. One of them was at... Way to take as an adult. One of them was at – Way to take it too far. One of them was at – I'm not a professional at the moment. You know those trampoline centres? Yes.

We used to play games that were in – Tramp dodgeball is a lot of fun. Tramp dodgeball, yeah. It's so good because you actually feel like you're agile. Don't you pee a little bit when you jump on a trampoline? Do you? Yeah. I might need to dooline? Do you? Yeah. I might need to do some Kegels.

Yeah. Just get the exercise going. You'll be fine. I'll just say, I mean, I don't mean to comment on women's issues, but we went to... But he is anyway. But I will. But I will continue to say... No, no, let me finish.

We went to a trampoline park for a Christmas party at a radio station that I used to work at. And you shit yourself on the trampoline? I didn't shit myself but three... Did you shit yourself? Oh, you shit yourself! Trampoline park! You shit yourself! Trampoline park! Three quarters of the girls had to go home between the tramp park and the bar so they could put on

fresh undies. Oh, Clint shit himself! Oh, you shit yourself! You're sharing that with everyone. It's okay Clint. You didn't let me finish You didn't let me finish. You didn't let me finish. Did everyone know you shit yourself? You didn't let me finish. Did you tell everyone?

Skitties. Let me finish. Seriously let me finish. Let him finish. While they were all home changing their undies I shit myself. Did you? I knew it. You shit yourself. It's good to get it off your chest. It wasn't an accident though, I did it on purpose. Enjoy the podcast everyone!

Opposite day. Jinx. Like a relief teacher that has no idea what's going on. It's ZM's Bree and Clint. Morning everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint on a wet and wild Tuesday morning. Crazy, isn't it? It's mental out there. The wind and rain, it's like blowing in diagonally. You said you had to go get fuel this morning, so even that little roof that's up over the fuel bouses. The canopy bit did nothing. Does

nothing. I had to get out, do the self-pay, put the nozzle in and then go and sit in my car until it was full of gas. That's smart. I probably would have just stood out there. No, it was too much. Poor old producer Ella almost couldn't make it here across the Harbour Bridge this morning. She's on Auckland's North Shore.

She almost got blown off the Harbour Bridge. She's tiny. Yeah. She would have just been carried straight out to sea, wouldn't she? Yeah, it was so scary. I can't believe you walked to work Bridge. She's tiny. Yeah. She would have just been carried straight out to sea, wouldn't she? Yeah, it was so scary. I can't believe you walked to work too. That's insane. And Producer Claude had a flat tyre this morning and she had to pump up a flat tyre in the rain.

How was that? It was touch and go for a second there. I had my umbrella up, but it also kept collapsing. So it's been a morning. We've got a studio full of independent women, including me. We all made it to work this morning. We've got a studio full of independent women, including me. We all made it to work this morning. That's right.

Good job, everyone. Producer Claude and I, after the show, are going to endeavour to change a tyre together. I think it'll go very well. It'll either make us or break us. Yeah, this is going to be a true test of friendship. I'm up for the challenge. Me too.

Yeah. Do it on the side of the road. In the rain. See if anyone stops to help you. Nah, we don't need no one. Do it as a social experiment. We're Me too. Yeah. Do it on the side of the road. In the rain. See if anyone stops to help you. Nah, we don't need no one. Do it as a social experiment. We're independent women. Yeah, right.

As Beyonce said. Right. Well, this morning we are going to kick things off with Tradie versus Lady. If you're up and you're ready to play with us and you don't feel like starting work or whatever it is yet, why don't you give us a call and win $50 cash in Tradiverse Lady. That's right. You can call now 0800 DIAL ZM. The Tradies are still in the lead on 60 wins for the year.

The Ladies, 49 wins. Come on, ladies. Get in behind. Pardon me? Get in behind. Get in there. Get in there, ladies. Are you talking to all of us?

Brie and Clint. Rough start to the morning. We're going to hold Tradiverse Lady for 10 minutes. We're going to come back and play it soon. You're making the call. Well, we need some people to play, so we need everyone to get moving this morning. So Tradiverse Lady will come up very, very shortly.

Before then, a ponderous question for you, Brie. If I was to text you the phrase, hee-hee, oh, actually, I've just given it away, haven't I? If I was to send you a text and it said H-E-H-E, how would you read that? Hee-hee. You would, eh? I would.

It's not ha-ha. No, it's not ha-ha. It's more like hee-hee. Yeah, I read it as a really high-pitched kind of hee-hee. Yeah. Like cheeky kind of. Like you've done something and you're watching a prank play out and then you're like hee-hee.

Like your little house mouse. Yeah. Yeah. That's not how one person thought his hee-hee was being read and he's posted it on TikTok. It's semi-polarising, but I think most people agree with you and me. Have a listen to this guy here.

If you send a text and someone writes H-E-H-E, I am saying it as, like ate a couple of chicken wings today. Whereas you've just let me know that you read my text as I just bought a couple of chicken wings today.

That's not how I say it. It's so embarrassing. You must get the ick all the time from me saying hee hee hee. It's not hee hee. All this time he was texting his girlfriend and he thought she was reading his messages as hee hee. It's not hee hee. Going out for a drink with the boys after work, hee hee.

Whereas actually she's going, going out for a drink with the boys after work, ha-ha. Whereas actually she's going, going out for a drink with the boys after work, he-he-he-he-he-he. Because he-he is a shortened version of tee-hee-hee, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. It's like people who, I don't think it's happened for a long time unless you're a boomer, people who have confused LOL with lots of love. That one happens a lot, doesn't it?

Does it? Still? All the time my mum confused the eggplant emoji as just being an eggplant and she used to send it to my brother all the time. To your brother? Yeah, because he loves aubergine lasagna, eggplant lasagna. Yeah. And every time she was making it, she'd be like, I'm making you something, eggplant. And my brother one time sent her a message going, mum, that doesn't mean that.

And she goes, what do you mean? What does it mean then? And my brother goes, don't worry about it. Actually, mum, don't worry about it. Yeah, don't worry about it. I'm excited for dinner. Thanks. Never mind.

Never mind, mum. LOL. Lots of love. Yeah, LOL. Bad news. Grandma's dead. Lol. Lots of love. Yeah, LOL. Bad news. Grandma's dead. Lol. Bree and Clint.

Okay, here we go. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. The score update for the year, the Tradies, 60 wins. The Ladies sitting on 49. Come on, Ladies. Come on.

The gap just stays at around 10, doesn't it? Yeah. Two good weeks for the tradies early in the year, and we're still paying for it, ladies. I say we. I'm an ally. Ally. Let's meet our lady first.

She's from Tauranga. She's 20 years old, and she has broken seven bones in her body. Welcome to the show. It's Maddie. G'day, Maddie. How did you manage to break seven bones? What body. Welcome to the show. It's Maddie. G'day, Maddie. How did you manage to break seven bones? What were you doing?

Oh, God. I don't even know. It's like that period when you're like 10 years old and just like everything you do, you know, you're just like... No, no, because not every 10-year-old is breaking that many bones. Was it seven separate accidents or one seven-bone accident? No, definitely seven separate accidents. one seven bone accident? No, definitely seven separate accidents. What was the worst bone you broke?

Oh, I feel like, okay, when I was like real young, I was like on the playground and this boy was like, oh, just jump to the third bar, you can do it. And I was like, oh yeah, I can definitely do it. And then like jumped and just fell straight down onto my arm.

Oh. Yeah, snap. I feel like monkey bars should be banned. Okay, you're taking one out. Trady today, he's 25 years old, and he can juggle eight balls at once. Welcome to the show. It's Jacob. Hey, thanks, guys.

Thanks for having me. G'day, Jacob. That's a lot of ball handling. How did you manage to figure out you can do that? Well, that first lockdown kind of rattled a few of us, so by the time the second one came around, I thought I'd better occupy my time or something. That's impressive.

There's a lot of ball handling going on in lockdown. There was. Had to get through somehow. Hence all the babies now. Are we talking about the same thing? Anyway, moving on, guys. Jacob, your buzzer is tradie. Matty, yours is lady.

First to three correct answers gets $50 cash. Good luck to both of you. Here we go. Question number one. Which song made Korean rapper Psy a viral sensation in 2012? Tradie. Yes, Jacob. Gangnam Style?

Of course. Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Massive. Question number two. It was Gangnam Style. Massive. Question number two. One to the tradies. I saw a restaurant in West Auckland last week, which is called like Gangnam something,

and it's using Si's logo, his silhouette. Could it be his restaurant? I don't think so. I think they're going to get sued by Scooter Braun. Sued by Si. Question number two. What is the capital of Scotland? Is it Glasgow, Edinburgh?

Maddie. Yes, Maddie. Glasgow. That's incorrect. I'll read out the rest of the options, Jacob. Edinburgh or Stirling? Trady. Yes, Jacob.

Edinburgh. It is, of course, Edinburgh. I say, of course. I didn't know it either, Maddy. To be honest, I thought it was Glasgow. Of course it's Edinburgh. Of course, you know. Anyway, two to the tradies.

You need this one here, Maddy, okay? Question number three. Who just resigned as the UK Prime Minister? Maddy. Yes, Maddy. Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson. Yeah, she's on the board.

Next time I will need you to buzz in with Lady though, Maddie, but we will give you that one, okay, in the spirit of fairness. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Ready? Yes. Jacob.

Jacob. Is it Gwen Stefani? Wow. Maddie, free guess for you. Is it Britney Spears or not? Guys, get the party started. She's officially too old. Pink.

It's pink. Pink. That's fascinating. Okay, all right, no. Producer Ella is looking around. Are you shocked or you didn't know either? No, she's shocked. Oh, it was Pink who sang that.

How old are you, Producer Ella? Pardon? How old are you? 21. Okay, that makes sense. Okay, all right, we'll carry on. No points there. That has shocked me.

All right, question number five, guys. 1989 is an album from which country turned pop star? Yes, Maddie. Taylor Swift. Oh, we're all tied up here this morning. We've got a game on our hands. Question number six. This is for the win.

In which decade did the first human being fly to space? Eddie. Maddie. Maddie. In which decade did the first human being fly to space? Medi. Medi. Medi. 1980. Yes, Jacob? 70s. No, we were looking for the 1960s, April.

To be exact. Oh, guys, that's all right. That was a pretty tough question. Was it? For people in their 20s. She wasn't even alive. Yeah, she wasn't even alive. Okay.

Question number seven. Well, I wasn't alive either, but yeah, okay. This is still for the win. How many players make up a volleyball team? 30. Yes, Jacob. Six. He's got it.. Yes, Jacob. Six. He's got it.

Well done, Jacob. Big old victory for the tradies this morning. Nice work, Jacob. $50 cash, mate. Oh, how good. Thank you very much, guys. You're very, very welcome.

To all the millennials out there. Pink. No one knows who Pink is. My mind is blown. Home of the latest. If we're playing topical weather songs, can we play ACDC? Back in Black. Yeah.

Yeah, definitely. definitely Hey this is about Shawn Mendes Love Shawn Mendes I think he is so talented We talked about the fact That he could have played Elvis He would have been fantastic He would have been a great Elvis

He's a great singer too He is not in a great way He's 23 years old currently And he has had to pull His world tour Because Well to prioritise his mental health. Is he only 23?

Crazy, eh? Wow. That song Stitches came out when he was 15 years old. Wow, that is insane. And you know what's interesting? Shawn Mendes, obviously grown up in the public eye, had a very public relationship with Camila Cabello. Yeah. That all broke down in the last, what, year, year and a half?

Yeah, around that, yeah. And obviously that was something that was like, you know, super stable thing in his life and he doesn't have that anymore. So I totally get it. Like, poor guy. He wrote on Instagram, I've been touring since I was 15 years old and to be honest, it's always been difficult to be on the road

away from friends and family. It would at such a young age. And you know what? It could have added to the fact that that relationship didn't work out. Quite possibly, yeah. Like a lot of artists have to do that, spend a lot of time away from each other. He wrote, after a few years off the road,

I was ready to dive back in, but the decision was premature, and unfortunately the toll of the road. I was ready to dive back in, but the decision was premature. And unfortunately, the toll of the road and the pressure has caught up to me and I've hit breaking point. You've got to respect people who are willing to admit

when they've hit a wall and stop and put their own mental health first. Because there's millions and millions and millions of dollars invested into a world tour for an act like Shawn Mendes.

Oh, it wouldn't be a decision that was taken lightly and obviously something that he's really needed. And I just have so much respect for him. He's setting a great example. And I hope this time off he gets himself right. Absolutely. That's the latest on Shawn Mendes. I've got a question for you, Clint.

How many glasses of water or liters i'll take either measurement should you be drinking a day oh should i be or am i should you be i i've heard you should drink two liters of water a day so like about eight glasses yeah ish i don't know how much that translates to but i've also i've also heard you should drink eight glasses of water a day the national health service um recommends we all drink six to eight glasses, which is equal to about two litres-ish. Khloe Kardashian is on a water journey at the moment. Of course she is.

She drinks a gallon-size water bottle, which is 4.5 litres a day. Whoa, she would have to go wheeze so much. Can you imagine? She'd be back and forth. I find whenever I up my water intake, like I spend the whole day going back and forth to the toilet. Yeah, me too. And I always wonder if that's because I'm not like hydrated enough.

Like if I'm a hydrated person, does the water like absorb into my body? But the insides of my body is like, you know when the land is too dry and the water just runs off it? You need to do your kegels. It's all about your pelvic floor muscle and how strong it is. But this might shock some people. And look, this is what this study suggests, okay? So they believe it's a myth.

Water? Drinking water? They believe that whole measurement or recommendation of two litres or eight glasses is a myth. They said that they reckon they don't really know where it's come from, but they believe you don't have to drink that much. So how much do you mean to drink? So they are saying that water within that amount, you should also include the water that is in your food.

Oh, okay. So that counts towards your daily hydration, right? We learned that about koalas when we were in Australia, didn't we? That they get all their water content from leaves. From leaves, yeah. Yeah. So this study is saying that if you drink a cup of tea, if you have a coffee, if certain foods,

there's water obviously in a lot of that stuff, and that's counted towards it. Beer? Yes. Wine? Yep. They definitely noted. Gin and tonic?

Tonic water? Oh, my God. Vodka, lime, soda. Soda, water? Soda. How do you think they got the liquid inside those limes? Water. Well, there's water.

What do you think they mixed with those potatoes to make the vodka? Water. Isn't that, does that blow your mind? Blew my mind. Because you know when people are like, you've got to drink eight glasses a day. Well, no, I've had six cups of tea, so I'm nearly good, thanks. We're filling in for Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley just for one more week while they're off. School holidays. I wonder what they're doing.

I think Vaughan's building his shed. Fletch will be on some overseas holiday like he usually is. What a lifestyle that man leads. He does. Jealous. Honestly. Actually, I know he's overseas because I saw an aeroplane photo out the window of the Sydney Harbour yesterday on his Instagram. Yeah, he said to me, God, the last two years with COVID has been even worse for me because I've actually had to spend Christmas with my family and not overseas.

I paid $7 for a pie on the weekend. Whoa! $7 for a pie. Was it good? Oh my God, it was so good. Well then, you know. It was so good, but it was one of those things where I went,

that's too expensive for a pie. Because pies are one of those things where you have an idea in your mind how much a pie costs, right? You think you know how much a beer costs, you think you know how much milk costs, and you know how much a pie costs, right? In your head, how much is a pie? Like if you had cash and you had to scoop some change up

to go and get a pie, how much are you getting? $5.50. $5.50? Probably. For a pie? Yeah if you were going to, if you had cash and you had to scoop some change up to go and get a pie, how much are you getting? $5.50. $5.50? Probably. For a pie? Yeah, I think so. Soundkeeper Ella, how much is a pie? How much is a pie to you? I have vegan pies, so. So $14 then? Yeah, literally. Are they gluten

free as well? Oh, but they're so good. Yeah, okay. Or maybe you don't count. Claude, how much is a pie? You're a good down-to-earth Kiwi Sheila. How much is a pie? I'm also a vegetarian. But I reckon a pie's $4. $4. And a bakery, maybe this is, oh, before everything got

expensive. I think at a cafe I'd push it to $5. So this is what I'm talking about. It's $4 in your mind. It's $5.50 in Bree's mind. Depending on what pie you get though, like if you're getting steak and cheese, it's $6 something. Totally.50 in Bree's mind. Depending on what pie you get, though. Like if you're getting steak and cheese, it's $6 something. Of course there's variation, but I'm talking about the fact that you just get an idea of how much something costs in your mind

and then when you actually go to buy it, you go, shit, I'm out of touch with how much things actually cost. The average number coming in on the text machine is about $5. We're getting $5.50, $4.50. I've found a graph which actually charts the average price of pies in New Zealand. Okay. Because to me,

this is where the $7 pie really threw me off. To me, a pie is $3.50. That's how much I think a pie costs. Whoa! But that shows how... Inflation. No, I know. But that shows how out of touch my idea

of how much a pie costs is. So the average cost of a pie in New Zealand, and this graph is quite incredible. You can chart the cost of living on the cost of this pie chart alone. According to this, the average cost for a hot meat pie in New Zealand is $4.95. $4.95. So around five bucks.

Yeah. At the start of the global panini though, it was $4.41. So it's gone up quite a lot just since the pandemic. That's pie inflation. That is pie inflation. 3.1, what is it? Sorry, I had to do it.

My idea of how much a pie costs, $3.50, hasn't been relevant since June 2012. When is the last time you bought a pie? Well, Saturday when it was $7 and it blew my friggin' mind. Did you guys hear how much a pie costs in Barbados? How much? It costs about $3.50 but in, I think, the Bahamas

it costs about $3.95 and they're the pirates of the Caribbean. Yes! Yes! Claudia's leaving. She's left. She's had enough.

Finally. A joke so bad, one of the producers leaves. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of What's My Age Again? What's my age again? What's my age again? Wasn't sure if you were going to do two. Yeah, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

I feel like you bailed out there. No, I think I did. This is a game where you guys call us up, you tell our producers what your exact birthday is, and Clint and I will ask you a few questions that we think will give us some clues about what your exact birthday is. We don't have the information that you've shared with the producers.

No. Okay, if we did, we'd have a much better success rate in this game. Which so far is zero from two, three? Zero from four, I think. This is the fifth time we've played this game. That's all right. We will keep playing until we are successful. Danny, you were playing this morning.

Hello. Good morning. How are you? Morning, Danny. We're good. Where are you calling us from? I'm from the lovely, rainy Eden Terrace. Eden Terrace in Tarmac, Makoto, Auckland.

Lovely. Okay, Brie and I are going to each ask you a couple of questions to indirectly try and work out when you were born, and then we'll lock in our guesses. So we need complete honesty from you here, okay, Danny? Of course, always. All right, Danny, I want to kick it off this morning. I think this is a good question.

Back when you were younger, Danny, who was your celebrity crush? Oh, my celebrity crush. When you were younger. When you were younger. Growing up. It would have been Emma Bunton from the Spice Girls. Oh, that's such a good question. Perfect.

That's perfect. That was good. Yeah. That was good. That was perfect, Danny. Thank you, Danny. Danny, I've got a question for you. We were talking about it earlier this morning.

In your mind, I don't mean in reality, in your mind, how much does a pie cost? Oh, like 50 cents. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. Danny, you're living in la-la land. In New Zealand, Danny. 50 cents.

Look, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm a British man. Yeah. I mean, pies way back when I was younger, maybe not so much of a thing, you know, but penny sweets if that gives you any help. Oh, my God. How old is this guy?

All right, Danny, my next question for you. What was your favourite cartoon as a child? Oh, Tom and Jerry. Okay, good, that tells me more. Okay, this is shifting it even more for me. It's all lining up for me. My last question's irrelevant because I feel like we already know this, but I've got it written down, so we're going to ask it anyway.

Danny, do you remember the television show Dharma and Greg? No, I don't. Okay. Right. Okay. I reckon Lock In, Decade, his early 80s. His early 80s. He could possibly be very late 70s.

I know, but I feel like – Like if he was 79, he could – Because what year did this bicycle come out? 97? 97. Oh, he would have been 18. He probably moved on from Ubuntu by then. I think he's early 80s. Early 80s, but let's lock in 80s for the decade.

Danny. Danny. Were you born in the 80s? 1989. Yes. Okay, you were meant to give us all those details, but thank you. Yeah, you were just meant to give us the decades. I want to lock in 89 as the year.

Danny, were you born in 89? Yes. Okay, all right. That's a good guess. Danny. Danny. To be fair, we would have got it wrong. I would have said 82.

Yeah, true. You know, it's funny, though. Many people have said to me, you've got to face the radio, and that clearly was very wrong. So I've just ruined the whole day. We're not done yet. We're not done yet. We've got two more categories.

We're going to guess the month and then the day that you were born. All right, Danny. All right, the month in 89. He would have been born in the UK. So try and think about whether he'd be a summer baby or a winter baby. So when is the winter in the UK? It's when the summer is, yeah. January, December.

So if people were... Oh, I'm going to say... He's got a sunny disposition. I'm going to say he was born in the height of the summer. He's a June baby. I was going to say August. Okay, shall we meet in the middle? Yeah. July?

July. Okay, Danny, were you born in July? June. I said June. I literally said June. He was close. I was hopeful. He's born on the 21st of June.

18th. We're going to meet in the middle again. 19th and a half. Let's go 20. 20. Danny, were you born on the 20th of June? No, I wasn't born on the 20th of June. When were you born?

The 27th of June. Not even close. Alright, well we got... Of course, that was a week off. That was good. Give yourself some props. Oh, thank you, Danny. You've been very supportive. You've even given us some of the answers. Call back next week. I mean, I feel kind of bad because I half ruined

the game midway through. No. We ruined it for ourselves. We were way off this morning. The rain's playing havoc with our radar. Danny, your energy has really brightened my morning. Appreciate you calling through, mate. I love that. Wait there, we're going to get your prize okay, Danny? Thank you.

Congratulations, Bree. That's officially our worst result yet. Is it? One from four. Technically, we got two. I mean, he gave it to, Bree. That's officially our worst result yet. Is it? One from four. Technically, we got two. I mean, he gave it to us, but that's not our fault. Not to dwell on our failed What's My Age Again with Danny too much. He was born in 1989.

What kind of self-respecting millennial doesn't know Dharma and Greg? From the UK. They had great shows in the UK. Dharma and Greg, it was okay. I mean, it was... She was a hippie and he was a suit and they dated once and got married. It was all right. What a concept. I mean, two guys, a girl and a pizza place.

Now, that was a show. Look, this is a. What a concept. I mean, two guys, a girl and a pizza place. Now, that was a show. Look, this is a bit of a situation. I'm interested to get your take on it slash everyone listening. So this woman has said she's in this relationship. I think they're boyfriend and girlfriend, but they live together. Okay. Right? Anyway, recently.

The de facto. Yes. Recently, one of her aunties has passed away. And she said she didn't realise it, but that auntie was worth quite a lot of money. And she's been told by the executor of the will that she's been left some money. Oh, my God. This is my dream.

Right. Not to have an auntie pass away. Just to have a relative leave me some money. Is it your ultimate dream? Anyway, she said she reckons she knows around how much it's going to be because I've kind of told her. Okay. Which is, it's going to be around 100K.

Decent. Which is quite a big amount of money. She must have been one of the auntie's favourite nieces. Well, maybe, or the auntie just had a tonne of money and she wanted to spread it out. Anyway, this woman said, you know, I've been told about this but I haven't told my partner about it. And she said, I feel like I've got a good reason

because a few years ago, or about 10 years ago, she said, before they were in a relationship, he told her about a time he inherited money. Okay. And it was way more than that. Right. I think it was like $250,000-ish. Okay. And apparently he said to her that he blew the whole lot in about six months.

Oh, okay. So he's already confessed to her that he's not good with money. Yeah, so he said you know, and this was before... He blew $250,000 in six months. Apparently he got a new car, holidays, different kind of technology, gadgets, tickets to different shows.

Dream. Yeah. So, anyway, he's told her that story and she's remembered it and now she knows she's getting this money and she's like, Can't trust him. I'm not going to tell him about it. No, to be fair, she doesn't have to tell her boyfriend. Like if it's just a boyfriend,

if $100,000 came into your marriage, it's a bit different, right? Yeah, well, that's true. What if you were married? No, let's put that on the table. What if you were married? No, let's put that on the table. What if you were newly married and you found out you were going to inherit some money, maybe from a close relative, and you're in that situation? Yeah. Do you tell... Do you support each other financially in this marriage?

You don't have kids yet. No. You don't have kids. You've got one joint bank account that you pay for certain bills out of, but you also still have your own separate account. Are you guys struggling at all? Are you trying to get a head?

Are you trying to buy a house? Like you're trying to get a house deposit? Yes, but you know that your partner spends money like it's water. Well, technically you don't have to tell them. That's a big secret. No, yeah, you don't have to tell them. But if they found out,

if they found out that you had intentionally not told them, you're going to sow seeds of distrust, aren't you? How would they find out? All the nice things you start bringing home. No, but if you're the one that's good with money, you wouldn't be doing that, would you? True, true, true, true, true. You're like, all of a sudden, you're like,

I've saved a house deposit. And they're like, what? I'm getting a house. You pardon me? I thought we could ask people this morning on 0800DIALZM, have you done this? Have you hid money from someone? Might be a partner.

Might be someone in your family. I don't know the situation it would be, but have you hid money from someone or has someone hid money from you? I'd love to know if someone's hid like a big lotto win or something like that from a partner. Something like that. Imagine that.

Imagine that. I knew someone. It's a friend of mine's flatmate. Two years ago, she won $100,000 On the lotto here in New Zealand Didn't tell any of her family Who's this person? I can't tell you

Who's the $100,000? I can't tell you Do I know them? It's a secret You know the person Okay I'm not No no no But true story

Wow okay Okay well who's hiding money now? Bree and Clint. Have you ever hidden money from someone or maybe someone's hid money from you? We're asking you that this morning on 0800DIALS at M. Hello, Joe. G'day. Hey, guys.

How's it going? Good, thanks. Were you the one hiding the money or has someone hid money from you? Yeah. Yeah, I was the one hiding money. What happened? It's just during my pay week. As you guys mentioned, some people out there sort of spend money like water and that's

my missus. So every pay week, I take out about $250. She doesn't really notice. We don't have a shared bank account. I just withdraw it in cash and I keep it in a secret pocket in my wallet. What? So then, yeah. So there's like a little compartment that I have in my little wallet.

Oh, but you spend that money each week. It's not like you keep adding the $250 to that same pocket, right? Well, it sort of accumulates over time depending on like, I don't know how to put it, sort of like a treat for her. So she's been real good through the week. Like, she hasn't been too moany or angry throughout the week. I'll shout at dinner or we'll go somewhere like a movie or something. But if not, I keep that money to myself

and then sort of drop it off to my mum, just call her and ask her, oh, mum, do you need some money? I'll give it to my mum instead. Maybe she's doing the same for you, Joe. She's hiding money from you. Oh, no. Maybe she thinks you're bad with money

because $250 keeps disappearing from the bank account every week, Joe. Oh, no, no. I'm real good with my money. We've got a ton of pets, so she spends all her cash on them. Yeah, right. Okay, all right. Thank you, Joe. Let's go to Anonymous.

Morning, Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Good morning Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Good morning. I've got a funny one. Go on. Who's hiding money, Joe? Go on, give it to us. So my granddad planted some pine trees ages ago,

and it was kind of always a thing, like, oh, yeah, when he harvested it. Because he planted it for us grandkids to go to uni. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so it was pretty good. So it was always a thing, like, when they get harvested, we'll get some money. And so when it came in, I didn't tell my girlfriend. And then she found out. Anonymous, how much money was it?

I don't want to say. It was a wee bit. A lot. Give us an indication. Are we talking thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands? Thousands. Thousands. Okay, alright. And I'm assuming you didn't go to university

so you didn't need the trees for your uni fees. Nah, I'm a music producer so I spent it on some microphones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anonymous, how did she find out? Oh, she asked me, where's all this money coming from?

Why are you buying all this gear? Oh, right. And so, yeah, when she found out, then she got real mad. She's going off at me, saying things like, you need to be more vulnerable with me. I was like, hey, it's money.

It's got nothing to do with, anyway. Like, you need to be more vulnerable with me. I was like, hey, it's money. It's got nothing to do with, anyway. Yeah, that was the final straw. So I broke up with her. Oh my God, Joe. Anonymous, this is not a great story. No.

To be fair though, like, neither of us function well in a relationship. It sounds like you guys didn't have good, regardless of the money, it sounds like you didn't have great lines of communication. Is that fair to say? No. Anonymous, you're like, she wanted me to talk about my feelings, so I dumped her. Thank you, Anonymous.

She's ruthless this morning. Someone texted and said, my nan won $333,333 in the lotto and she hid it from everyone. And then one day I received an email saying, you've won a major prize from lotto. It was then that I realised my Nan had won a prize because I used to buy her lotto tickets online for her

using her email address. I'd love to know if you then asked your Nan about it and she shared it with you. You blackmail nan. You go, I don't want anyone to know about this. We're not blackmailing nan. I know you don't want anyone to know about this. I know.

Okay, nan, I know. And I know we've got cousins who don't want to get this money. Cut me in, old woman. I love how you're like, the first thought you go to when there's money involved, let's blackmail her. Okay, well, it says beneath it that the person got $50,000 from their nan. So you tell me they didn't cut a deal. She didn't blackmail the nan.

I've got some breaking fashion news for you, everybody. Our show's very fashionable. See-through ties. See-through ties? Oh, like neckties? Yeah. Why would you want a see-through necktie? I don't know, fashion.

Invisible necktie? Dunno, fashion. Invisible necktie. I'm just coming up with ideas, mate. Nah, it's not that. Could be in the future. It's not that. This one I got from Gen Z producer Ella. Okay.

She's young. She knows what's cool. She's on the pulse. Ella, you guarantee us that this fashion trend is cool, right? This is definitely cool. This is... It's swag, you could say. Good. I like that. It's swag. I don't think I've heard someone use that word

in 10 years. According to Gucci's Resort 2023 collection. Oh, Gucci. That's fashionable. Oh, so Gucci. The hot new trend is... Mismatched shoes., wearing odd shoes. Right, okay.

This is so interesting. Producer Claudia and I, when we were on the Gold Coast, do you remember this, Claude? We were at the Converse store and we were buying similar shoes. She was buying one colour of the same shoe and I was buying another colour. The person working behind the counter goes, I own both colours and I wear them mismatched and she was wearing two colours.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. That person's on the pulse of fashion. Funny you mentioned Claude because I realised at the Converse store I was there too. You guys have got... You're going to make us laugh. You've got the same size shoes. We do wear the same size shoes.

You do have the same size shoes. We do wear the same size shoes. So this morning I've asked producer Claude to bring in a selection of shoes for you, which you can choose from. We're going to mismatch your shoes this morning. I can't wear a converse with a boot. You don't have to wear a converse with a boot. You can wear a heel with a boot. Look at the sandals.

Now my preference here would be quite a strong contrast in the shoe. I'd like those high-heeled sandals, the beige ones, with maybe a chunky boot would be my option for a mismatched shoe. Oh, my God. What I think we should do with this, Bree, is go and test out this fashion news, and after the show this morning, just go for a little stroll down Auckland's very fashionable Ponsonby Road.

That's a good place to test it out and also a great place to be very embarrassed, you know? Or embarrassed or, you know, you're a cutting edge of fashion. Or just be a trendsetter. I know you're sceptical, but if you look at the history books, season three of Sex and the City, Carrie flies to Los Angeles. What does she wear when she goes out in LA? I don't know.

Mismatched shoes. What? Yeah, but are they the same type but a different colour? Didn't check. Season four of Gossip Girl, Blair Waldorf, played by Leighton Meester,

I think. What does she wear to try and be cool? Let me guess. Mismatched shoes. Mismatched shoes. Sarah Jessica Parker, your hero,

even sells mismatched shoes. Mismatched shoes. Sarah Jessica Parker, your hero, even sells mismatched shoes in her shop, in her online, in her fashion. Yeah, there's something, there's something in me that this gives me anxiety.

Like, especially wearing a heel with a flat shoe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't think that's a good idea. You're going to be a little excited. It's going to look like

you have polio. Oh, God. I don't think that's a good idea. You're going to be lopsided. It's going to look like you have polio. Oh, God. I'll be a sniper's nightmare. They're platforms, so they might even out. Huh? They're platforms, so they might even out.

I can see them, Claudia. They don't look like they'll level out. Look, we're going to do the research for you this morning, okay? Bree's going to take on this fashion trend and go and test it out for the people. And if it is, maybe you finish this Friday

With mismatched shoes Maybe that's what you need I love that I'm also Wearing jeans and a hoodie But I'm going to have A heel on You're going to look like You're doing the most

Lopsided walk of shame Of all time I'll be terrible Brie and Clint Time for a round Of the name game Super easy game All you've got to do Is yell out the name game. Super easy game. All you've got to do is yell out the name of celebrities as quickly as possible

and you'll win a prize this morning. It seems simple, but at this time of the morning makes it a little bit harder, I think. You're going to go head-to-head with Ashley from Wellington. Morning, Ashley. G'day, Ashley. Hi, Clint. How are you? Good.

How's the capital this morning, Ash? I'm here too, Ash. Yeah, I'm very sorry. I was like, is my mic on? She's not focusing on you, okay? You're her competition. She's trying to freeze you out. You guys are going to die.

I met you guys at the 19 and my mum, Kim, was on. Oh, yes. We met you at the Gold Coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well. This is you at the Gold Coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well. This is a rematch. This has come full circle, Ashley. Oh, we were having a drink with you in Australia.

That's right. Oh, my God. We were, yeah. Full circle. Okay, here we go, Ash. This is the name game, okay? I need you to yell out celebrities who use these names as part of their name as quickly as possible. I need two correct answers from you to secure the point this morning, okay?

Yeah, let's do it. Ashley, was it this game your mum played a few weeks ago and she won? Yes. Okay, all right. Okay, Family Legacy. Today, all of the names I'll be using are current contestants on Love Island. Okay. Okay, perfect.

Got it. So no one knows their last names, so they don't really count. I'm looking for other people who use that name as part of their name. Okay. So the first one is Ekansu.

No, not really. Oh, jeez. I feel like we're going to have to buzz us out on that one. No, no, it's not Ekansu. But the first name, I am going to do, and as soon as I say this,

it's up for grabs, you can start yelling it out. Dover Day. But I'll accept the English version, David. David, give me famous Davids. David Attenborough. Attenborough and Seymour. You've both got one.

David Beckham. David Beckham. Well done. Oh, I can't get it. First point goes to Bree. All right. Okay, next. After a good start, Ashley.

Another Love Islander. Someone give me two famous Joshes. Josh Thomas? Yes. Josh. Canadian. Josh Duhamel. Josh Duhamel, yes.

Josh Duhamel. Yep. Josh Hartnett. Oh. Woo! Solid 2000s reference. It's hard. It is hard.

I should have just yelled out random names like mum did. That's right. Your mum was just trying her luck. All right, you're really up against it, Ash. You're going to have to get this one just to stay in the game, okay? Oh, okay, yeah. This one, I only know two famous people with this name. All right. So if you split it, it's going to be really hard. So you need I only know two famous people with this name. All right.

So if you split it, it's going to be really hard. So you need to be quick. You need to be quick. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm looking for two famous Js. J. J.

J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J.

J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J.

J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J.

J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J.

J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. Jay. Jay, Jay. Jay. I honestly don't know. I think of myself when you say Amano. Or am I?

If you're both listening, I'll give a clue. There's a rapper. Jay. Jay Z. Jay Z is one. Jay Z. Oh, no. Jay.

Jay Tremel. Is that one? Jay Tremel. Anybody heard of a Jay Tremel before? She's going down the path of her mum's gang, eh? There's a talk show host who's pretty famous. Jay Leno. Jay Leno.

There you go. Oh, my. Would have also accepted Jay Sean. Oh, yeah, Jay Sean. Of course. Oh, my gosh. See, this is hard. Would Jay Lowe have counted? Jay Lowe would have been fine, yeah.

Someone on the tech machine was asking. Oh, okay. Jay Lowe would have been a great one. counted? J-Lo would have been fine, yeah. Someone on the text machine was asking. Oh, okay. J-Lo would have been a great one. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been a good one. That's my bad. Ash, sorry, you couldn't quite live up to your mum's reputation. I know.

No victory for you in the name game. I was trying to get more Love Island people. Yeah, I was getting Natasha's, I was getting Paige's, really, but not those. I was ready for Jack's. Jack's. Jacques's. Jacques Augusto. There are some weird names on this season of Love Island. I know, Jacques. Jacques Augusto. There are some weird names

on this season of Love Island. I know. But I'm loving it. Yeah, I picked the most beige ones I could find. You did. You did well. Just to try and make it easy.

Bree and Clint. Quick bit of Love Island goss. How they keep their conversations a secret from the cameras. The ones that they don't want to go on TV. Because there's some stuff you don't want on TV, right?

You can't be in this place for six weeks and have every single thing you say be broadcast. I mean, you'd think so. I don't really think about that because some of the stuff I see go to air, I'm like, they know that there's cameras in here, right? Do you reckon they forget? They know they're being filmed.

They're being broadcast worldwide, right? Antigone and Charlie, the other two who only lasted a week in the villa, they've given an interview in the UK. Do you know something else that's like blown our minds a little bit? It's the mad following that Love Island has. You might have heard this,

that Margot Robbie is watching. She's like obsessed. Really? Yeah. Oh my God, I'm in love. Imagine finding out that Margot Robbie was watching you on TV. So good.

You're like, I watch you on TV. Amazing. Close my mind. Yeah. They've revealed how they keep their conversations a secret. They said that in the past, Love Islanders, you know how they've all got the phones? Yes.

They found out that they can text each other on those phones. I remember in past seasons, they used to show bits of them texting each other. They've done something now that means they can't do that. Right. I think because too much was going down in the DMs, so they had to remove it. Well, the game's up because if I went in there,

I know my mum's number off by heart. So I'd be texting her. And crying to mum. Yeah, mum, can you come pick me up? And Tiggity has said if they want to talk about something really secret, they wait until lunch or dinner because they don't film the meal times on Love Island. Yeah, true.

You never really see them eating. They never sit down to a big plate of bangers and mash or anything. They keep all of that off camera. I believe they've got like food trucks out the back of the villa and they take them there to feed them the meals. And during that time, they take their mics off them and change the batteries and they don't film that bit. So if they wanted to have a really honest conversation with somebody

that they didn't want filmed, they'll just do it while they're having dinner. Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, it's interesting that they don't show that part because they cook breakfast. You see them cook breakfast. Well, don't exaggerate it too much. Well, they cook toast. They cook toast and cut some food.

But you don't see them making any other food like dinners or lunches. I don't understand why. I feel like that would be a much more relatable part of Love Island. I want to know which one of these islanders can cook. Yeah. You know? It'd be interesting. Well, there you go.

There's lots of behind-the-scenes stuff that you don't get to see on that show. We talked about it earlier as well. Yeah, something I mentioned earlier, if you're hanging out for the movie night episode of Love Island that you saw last season where they show footage from Cassie Ramore, I believe the rumours are it comes out this week sometime. There you go.

Bree and Clint. A woman has talked about how she's been a bridesmaid 22 times. Yeah. She's only 24. That's incredible in itself. Well, she said flower girl slash bridesmaid, but I mean, how many times are you being a flower girl? There's a very short window.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I mean, I don't think you can be a flower girl when you're... Maybe she's a really good flower girl, though. Maybe she was... Everyone's like, we've got to get her. She was a professional. Like when you find a good wedding DJ and you're like, we've got to have him at our wedding. You see her as a flower girl and she's like, we've got to get her. She was a professional. Like when you find a good wedding DJ and you're like, we've got to have him at our wedding. You see her

as a flower girl. She's like, man, she's good. No one throws petals like that flower girl. We need her. But then you don't want to upstage the bride. So we're asking, have you been a bridesmaid or a groomsman a hell of a lot of times? This is slightly triggering for some people. We've had a text here that says

a total of zero times to be exact. Thanks very much. Don't worry. It's coming. It's coming. Someone else said 36 years old, zero times a bridesmaid and once a bride. Okay. Yeah, well, you win.

Okay. You win. One briding is Trump's 22 bridesmaids. Michael's here. G'day, Michael. Hi, Michael. Hey, again. Thank you, mate. You sound like the groomsman to Michael. How you going? Good, thank you, mate.

You sound like the groomsman to have. How many times have you been in the bridal party? 12 times and married once. 12 times! How many really good friends do you have, Michael? I've moved around a lot. I lived in Wellington for a while, then Auckland, and then Friends Mo.

So quite a big friend group. Yeah, which made it hard when I got married because I didn't want 12 bros in. So what did you do? I had five. You had five. Did you just pick the ones that made you best man? No. I had a couple in there that I hadn't been in their weddings yet. But they were just really good friends.

And, yeah. My question, Michael, for you is, because there's a lot of people, obviously, that weren't in the bridal party for you, but you were in theirs. Were they invited to the wedding? Oh, they were invited to the wedding. And, you know, you feel awful because you're standing up there and looking at them.

But you can't have 20 people in your bridal party. No, you can't. Weddings are awful in that sense that it's all about culling the list. You know, like you've got to go, all of these people are important to me, but I can't have everybody do everything. Yeah. You have to make some tough decisions. I sat with my sister and my parents when she was culling her wedding list.

It was so ruthless. They were like, well, when was the last time they, you know, we hung out with them? And my mum's like, not for out with them And my mum's like Not for a while And my dad's like They're gone Alright Michael

12's pretty impressive Maggie's here G'day Maggie Hey how you going Good thanks Maggie Is it you That's been a bridesmaid Multiple times

Yes Yeah Five times Sixth one Coming October this year Go you Maggie Are you over it?

Are you sick of being involved in people's weddings now? Oh, like, it's good. I think it's such a privilege to be involved, but the day, it makes it such a long day, you know, like you've got, like, seven o'clock here, make-up and then, but it's always so enjoyable, especially the party afterwards. That's my favourite.

Maggie, how many times, how much money do you think you've spent on being a bridesmaid over the years? That's interesting I don't know, everyone's got a different way of doing it sometimes I've bought shoes most people have paid for the dress which is amazing

nothing too bad and whose wedding was the best? I've been in trouble if I didn't say my brother and sister-in-law's. Oh, good default answer. That's good. Last one, Maggie. Are you married yet? No, I'm still single.

We haven't met in my school, so anyone out there? Yeah, she's available. Well, you would have had a lot of ideas from all the weddings you've been to. The only catch is if you marry Maggie, she's going to have to have would have had a lot of ideas from all the weddings you've been to. It only counts if you marry Maggie, she's going to have to have six bridesmaids at her wedding. So just keep that in mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks, mate.

Or just cull all of them and don't have any. Yeah, just a lope. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Welcome to Birthday Banger. This is where you can call us and find out the song that was number one on your 16th birthday and then we play our favourite song in full.

We do it every day on our show in the afternoon, about 20 past five on your way home. And now we're going to do it on your way to work. Holly's here to play. Morning, Holly. G'day, Holly. Good morning. How are you, mate? We're about to play. Morning, Holly. G'day, Holly. Good morning. How are you, mate? Whereabouts are you on your way to?

I'm on my way to work, and I just want to say I've been wanting to do this for like four years. Yes. Amazing. I'm so excited for this, then. No pressure, Holly. I know. I hope it's a good song. Hopefully it's not a wounder of a song. Let's find out. What's your birthday, Holly?

The 28th of June, 1992. All right. That means you were 16 in 2008. And on the 28th of June, on your 16th birthday, Holly, here it is. Are you ready? Yes. Tell me how I'm supposed to be with no air.

Banger! Living in no air. Huge emotional banger. Jordan Sparks and No Air. Holly, it's a great one. Are you happy? Four years of waiting. I'm happy.

You're happy? I think I'm happy, yeah. No, I'm happy with that. Okay. You think you're happy. She's second guessing it. It's taking a second to bed in. Okay, wait there, Holly.

I love it. I think it's a great birthday banger. I love that song, yeah. Let's go to Brooke. Morning, Brooke. G'day, Brooke. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? Good, thank There, Holly. I love it. I think it's a great birthday banger. I love that song, yeah. Let's go to Brooke. Morning, Brooke. G'day, Brooke. Good morning. Good morning.

How are you? Good, thank you, mate. How long have you been waiting to find out your birthday banger? Oh, I've actually always wanted to know, so I'm stoked to find out today. Good. Awesome. Well, you're here. What's your birthday?

8th of the 11th, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005. And on the 8th of November in 2005, this had a number one hit. The original Matterfix. I love this song. It never dated for me, this song. I've always enjoyed it. I think it sounds different.

I really like it. We've played it on Birthday Banger before, and of course now there's the remix, the lewd remix that we've been playing. Do you like it, Brooke? Yeah, I love it. It definitely brings that memory. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's unique as well. Okay, you've got a good Birthday Banger too. We're going to do one more for Ross. Morning, Ross. G'day, Ross. Hi, how you doing? You don't work here at ZM, do you, Ross? No, I don't.

Okay, good. Just checking it's not our boss calling in. With a fake Scottish accent. You know? You know Ross, he loves to put on a fake Scottish accent. Hey, Ross, what's your birthday, mate? The 1st of August, 1983. All right, that means you were 16 in 1999.

And on your birthday, Ross, your 16th, this would have been number one. Very early J-Lo from 1999. This is If You Had My Love. Big J-Lo resurgence at the moment with that doco on Netflix. What do you think, Ross? So-so. So-so. So-so.

Which one would you vote for if you were choosing? Would you choose Jordan Sparks, Matterfix or J-Lo, Ross? I think I would go with J-Lo in the end. Yeah, out of those two, okay. Yeah. I think that's a great J-Lo song. It's like, you know, OG J-Lo. I like it.

I'm not going past Jordan Sparks and No Air, though. Same. That song is uplifting. No Air, Jordan Sparks, all the way. Holly, you waited four years and you've won, mate. I am so sorry. You've bloody won birthday banger after four years. Nice work.

Here it is, coming straight out of 2008, your birthday banger this morning from Jordan Sparks. It's No Air on ZM, Brian Clint. Brian Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today Jordan Sparks, No Air. Banger. Such a tune.

I think we just received the highest compliment a birthday banger can receive on the text machine. It says, this banger makes not calling in sick for work this morning worth it. Holy moly, that is massive. Obviously, Ministry of Health Advice is if you're sick, please stay home. Don't go to work

if you don't have to, but yeah, banger. They said calling in sick. They didn't say if they were sick or not.

No, they didn't. Bring back Jordan Sparks. Yeah. Like this song, banger. She had quite a few, didn't she?

Tattoo. Tattoo, banger. Tattoo, banger. Where is she? Someone call her up. Claudia, can you get Jordan Sparks on the phone? Can you give her a call? Yeah, I can Tattoo. Tattoo, banger. Tattoo, banger. Where is she? Someone call her up. Claudia, can you get Jordan Sparks on the phone? Can you give her a call? Yeah, I can call her.

Yeah, she's on speed dial. I would actually love to get her on for an interview and go, can we get some more music? Where have you been, bitch? Where have you been? Oh, my God, Friday Jams Live. She'd be great. She would be great.

She'd be perfect. Yeah. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Taika Waititi has spoken out about how he's a bit peeved off that Stranger Things used a Kate Bush song in the show. And that it's gone so viral because he's like, all these young kids don't appreciate Kate Bush.

I appreciate Kate Bush. I listened to her back in the day. It has also come out now that he's a bit annoyed because he wanted to use a Kate Bush song in his new Thor movie. That song would be perfect. It would be perfect. In that movie. Another song that he was tossing up about was a Kate Bush song that I didn't realise

was actually her song because I thought it was a guy called Maxwell. Yeah. And if you've seen the movie Love and Basketball, you'll know this song. It's called This Woman's Work. It's this song here. It's one of my favourite songs ever And I thought it was by this guy It's amazing

That's a man? That's a man Okay, yeah But turns out It's a Kate Bush song And here's Kate Bush singing it Oh my god, he sounds so much like the original I mean, I just can't let it show. I should be hoping, but I can't stop thinking. Oh, my God, he sounds so much like the original.

Crazy, eh? Yeah. Anyway, Taika said that was a song they were tossing up about using for Natalie Portman's character. Oh, yeah, okay. But because Stranger Things made another Kate Bush song go viral, he's like, we can't use that anymore. He said he also was annoyed he couldn't get more ABBA music into the movie.

Was there any ABBA music? You and I saw this movie on Friday. Was there ABBA in there? There was one ABBA song from what I believe. When? If I remember. When does the ABBA come on? Do you remember?

There definitely was one. Yeah. Yeah. The movie is so clever. It's got so many good parts about it if you get a chance to see it. Would have been great with a Kate Bush song in there. Isn't it cool though how much of her music is now being rediscovered 40 years on from when it was released?

And it's interesting, all the gatekeepers who are like, you're not a real Kate Bush fan because you didn't like her when I liked her. You're like, I wasn't bored back then. Brave. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM feed by KFC get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app play ZM