ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th July 2023

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

Adult tantrums. Unorthodox first dates. What kiwis spend money on. Love Island movie night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. It's BAC on ZM in the AM. That's Bree and Clint in the morning. Good morning everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. G'day guys, happy Wednesday. Happy hump. And happy Wednesday to everyone who got woken up in a weird way this morning. Did you get woken up in a weird way? Well it wasn't this morning, but yesterday I fell victim to the afternoon nap. Oh, yeah.

The dreaded breakfast radio afternoon nap. You've got to push through. I fell asleep on my laptop, like at the couch, sitting up. And you know what woke me up? What? My dog farting so loudly that it woke me up.

Wow, it wasn't the smell. It was the audio. It wasn't the aroma. It was the sound of her farting. Dog farts, eh? Which is quite strange because normally you can't even, like they're usually silent but violent for dogs. Because they've got no butt cheeks.

Yeah, we've discussed this on the show before. But not my dog. Sometimes she is very audible. Can you they've got no butt cheeks. Yeah, we've discussed this on the show before. But not my dog. Sometimes she is very audible. Can you imagine a dog with butt cheeks? It'd be so cute. Just like this big bunda on the back of the dog. Some dogs do have real muscular butt cheeks. Do they?

Like greyhounds. You know who's got a muscular butt is a horse. Yeah, real muscular. Always quite impressed by a horse. Yeah, real muscular. Always quite impressed by a horse's ass. That looks powerful. And it is powerful. Yeah.

Oh, they're powerful animals. Yeah. I'd like to hear from people. Text us on 9696. What was the unusual thing that woke you up? Do you remember the clothing brand Mambo? Yeah, of course. And their logo was a dog doing a fart.

That's right. The dog with the symbol of the note, the musical note coming out of the dog's behind. Yeah, I loved it. Yeah. It was so edgy. Bring back Mambo. Bring back Bad Boy.

I remember when, oh, bring back Bad Boy. Remember Bad Boy? Remember the shorts they had and had bad on one cheek, boy on the other cheek? Bring back No Fear. Oh, no fear. Yeah, remember the hats and they had the two eyes? People would wear them backwards?

I had rip-off no fear gear. I had a no fear single strap backpack with a cell phone holder on the strap and a no fear flexi cap. Both picked up from the Ritteroo Craft Markets. Fake as hell. Fake as hell. Just the best place. What else should we bring back? Bring back

Heng Ten. Bring back Hot Tuna. Hot Tuna was a bloody great brand. Yeah. You know what has come back is Fila. Yeah, it has. Claude was wearing some Fila yesterday. I noticed it. It was a throwback. She's a Fila Sheila. She didn't even know

it was a throwback. Uh-oh. Early morning food delivery. That is early. What is that? Claudia, what is that? It's a smash cake. Oh, must be nice. Who's it for?

Clint. For me? Oh, yeah. For what? We'll find out, won't we? Oh. We're going to have a look. Next on the show, your chance to listen to us talk more bullshit.

Have you had a Prime yet? The energy drink Prime? I haven't got my hands on one. It's not at the top of my list. I have heard not the best reviews. The kids are going batty for it. And now the US Federal Food and Drug Administration, the FDA, are investigating it. Could be a legal prime.

Yeah, because of the ingredients. Because of the ingredients, yeah. Tell you what's in it, if it's an issue, and how much you have to pay for a prime in New Zealand if you want one. Okay. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

This is our daily quiz to see who can take out the $50 cash and the win for their team because the Tradies, we're keeping score, they're on 56 for the year. The Ladies, they're on 62. Let's meet our Lady first. She's calling from Hamilton. She's 21. She does ballroom, Latin and rock and roll dancing.

Welcome to the show, Ella. G'day, Ella. Hi. Do you currently have a dance partner? Yeah, my boyfriend for ballroom and Latin, but I can't quite convince him for the rock and roll. Ah, were you boyfriend and girlfriend before you became dance partners or after? We were already beforehand.

But my parents, they actually met through ballroom bouncing. Cute. Sweet. A lot of romantic connections forged in a dance pairing, isn't there? I think so too. I'm always so jealous of people that can do ballroom. It just looks so cool. You're taking on our trading today.

They're calling from Wellington, the 30, and they like fishing in the capital. Welcome to the show, Tony. Morning, Tony. Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you guys? Good, thanks.

What do you mean fishing in the capital, as in Wellington? Yeah, that's correct, yes. So, as the capital is young, so, you know, we fish off the waterfront. You know how it goes. Yeah, and we know how it goes, man. What. So it's the capital of New Zealand, so, you know, we fish off the waterfront. You know how it goes. Yeah, and we know how it goes, man. What are you catching in the capital? Oh, you know, maybe I'll catch clunts, you know, fish out for clunts.

I'll say, clunt, come back here. All right, Tony. So you're catching catfish then. All right, Tony. Tony, your buzzer is tradie. Ella, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go, Tony. Tony, your buzzer is tradie. Ella, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. In the game Super Mario Brothers, what is Mario's occupation? Lady. Yes, Ella. Plumber. Yes, a plumber. Nice, Ella.

You're on the board with one to the ladies. Question number two. Who has won more tennis Grand Slam titles, Venus Williams or Serena Williams? Trady. Yes, Tony. Serena Williams. Of course, it's Serena. She's won nearly the most Grand Slams, one of the top people of all time with 23 Grand Slams.

Venus, not too shabby as well, though. Seven Grand Slams for her. Question number three. In the story of the Little Red Riding Hood, what does the wolf dress up as? Lady. Yes, Ella. Grandmother. Nice work.

Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. We're off to a flyer. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies. Ella, question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. You know it's not the same as... Ladies. Ella, for the win. Is that Harry Styles? She's got it.

She's a lady. Yay. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I liked Ella's real humble celebration. Yay. We got 50 bucks cash for you, Ella. Congratulations. Nice work.

Awesome. Thank you so much. And Tony, plenty more fish in the capital, okay? Yeah, no worries. Yeah. Thanks for playing, man. Good game this morning, though, guys. Good game, guys.

Real tight game. Nice work. Bree and Clint. I haven't had a prime yet. The energy drink? The sports drink. The drink. Yeah, energy drink, I'd say.

Yeah, it's by YouTubers Logan Paul and KSI. It's their side hustle. It's kind of their main hustle. I mean, they've got a lot of hustles. Yeah, I reckon it's their main hustle, the amount of money that they've made so far out of these drinks. Yeah, another official sponsor of some big football team, Barcelona or someone, Real Madrid?

No, one of them, something like that. The red and blue stripe. Yeah, yeah, that one. Whatever that is, they're now the sponsor of that. Kids go bonkers for these drinks, for the primes. Because they love Logan Paul. Is that what it is? I think so.

Yeah. Because they're just besotted by him. He's the guy, eh? And his YouTube fame. Yeah. They just want to, I don't's the guy, eh? And his YouTube fame. They just want to, I don't believe it's, oh, we love that drink. It's they love him, so they buy the drink. Yeah.

They just want to have it in their hand, eh? It's not even about drinking it. Kids will keep the empty bottle for ages because it's got the logo on it. Primes, if you want to buy one in New Zealand, I don't know where sells them. Somewhere must sell them, but people buy them them up Buy the whole tray when they come out You get them on Facebook Marketplace 20 bucks a bottle

For a prime 20 dollars for a bottle Yeah Yeah People have got these whole trays And they go And then you can order as many as you want But it's 20 dollars a bottle

For a prime Wouldn't it be the best drink you've ever had But it can't be It can't be Like It's just the hype It's just the hype And this happens with A lot of hype Lots of things The best drink you've ever had. But it can't be. It can't be. It's just the hype. It's just the hype. And this happens with lots of things.

There's one that's super full of caffeine, and that's the issue that... Are they not all got caffeine in them? No, some of them are just like a sports water. Some of them are like coconut water and flavouring electrolytes kind of thing. But one of them is the energy one, and that's the problem. The FDA are looking into it.

So if you get this caffeine prime that you can get here in New Zealand, it's 350 mils, and in there is 200 milligrams of caffeine, which is six times the amount of caffeine that's in a can of Coke. Yeah, right. How much is it in a coffee? A coffee has 50 to 80 milligrams of caffeine in it. And how much is this? 200.

Yeah, that's a lot. In one bottle. And so you're 11. And you're like having four coffees at once. And you're on the primes. Yeah. Can you imagine? Yeah, you'd be absolutely wired.

But you don't have to get that one if you're a kid. No, you don't have to get that one. But probably that's the one that you want. Because you're not drinking alcohol. You're like, man, I want to get on the primes. I just don't think they're authentic because they're not all the prime colours. There's more colours than red, yellow and blue. And if you're going to call you drink prime, then they should be red, yellow and blue.

Isn't it priming you? Isn't that what it is? What's that mean? Like it's priming you. I'm primed. I'm ready to go. I'm 12 years old. I'm going to play Beyblades.

Oh, there's so much goddamn energy. I've never heard someone say, oh, I'm priming myself. Haven't you? Nah. Primed and ready? Primed and ready. Yeah, maybe. Yeah.

Well, that's how they got around it then because there's, I've seen all types of colours coming out of the Prime factory. They made $250 million US out of Prime last year. That's outrageous. It's just mental. Like, can you imagine how ticked off Coke would be? Yeah, they all will be. You know?

The Cokes and the Pepsis of this world do not take kindly to people Pissing on their territory, do they? No. So they'll try and buy them. And the other thing they do, you saw it with like pals. If they can't buy them, then they'll copy them. Yeah, they'll make a competitor for it. They'll put out slime or grime.

I don't know if I'd buy a drink called slime. Yeah, I don't know if I'd buy it. Or grime. But you'll buy a prime? Should we get a prime? Claudia, can we get some primes? Can you go on Facebook Marketplace and get us some primes, please? Yeah, have you got a hookup for me?

Just Marketplace. Yeah, I've got 20 bucks. Yeah. Imagine if we buy these for $20 and then you get it and the seal's been cracked open, they just filled it with water and food colouring. Well, they will be because Facebook Marketplace is the worst place in the world.

I feel like everything on Facebook Marketplace is dodgy. It will be filled with slime. There's a new fastest downloaded app of all time. I can take one guess. You want to have one guess? Yeah, one guess. One guess. What do you reckon it is?

Threads. Maybe. Could be. I knew it. Could be. It's the only app that's like new that everyone's talking about. Yeah. Threads was downloaded two million times in the first two hours of it coming out.

Two hours later, it had been downloaded five million times. Wow. When Zuck went to bed, put himself on the charger, and then when he woke up from his robot sleep, lubed up his joints, walked out to his robot kitchen, it had been downloaded overnight 30 million times. 30 million times! 30 million times. God, well, he would have been so stoked with himself. We've actually got some audio of how excited he was.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Let's just cross to the audio. I'm so excited. This is great. He would have had, in all seriousness, he would have had the biggest boner. Can you imagine? He would have just been living it up.

He would have been insufferable. His poor wife, he would have been like, babe. His poor wife any day. Yeah. It's on track to beat the current record holder, which is ChatGPT. Wait, was that the... Oh, no, it has beaten it. It was faster to 30 million than ChatGPT.

ChatGPT is currently the fastest downloaded app to 100 million. Were a heap of people downloading that? I just thought everyone used it on Snapchat. Yeah, nah, yeah. Well, you can get the app on your phone. Yeah, right. I never even thought about downloading it. It's like people are using it as like a Google replacement.

Yeah, right. They got 100 million down, ChatGPT got 100 million downloads in two months. Thread's got 30 million on the first day. And it's just Twitter. It's outrageous. It's just Twitter. Yeah, because people don't want to miss out. They're like, oh, I've got 30 million on the first day and it's just Twitter. It's outrageous. It's just Twitter. Yeah, because people don't want to miss out.

They're like, oh, I've got to get on here. Got to get on Threads. Yeah, got to say some bullshit. Got to get on early. I saw this tweet. Tweet? Thread? Thread.

Oh, careful. I don't know which one it was, but it was like, I'm talking about people waking up the day after they get Thread and the anxiety they have going to check the garbage thread that they've put out just so they can be on there first. And everyone trying to be viral and have that viral thread. Yep.

Absolutely. As soon as it goes up. And no one nailed it. No one nailed it. Oh, I did because I read it out yesterday. Oh, should I? I'll find it while you're speaking. I really liked Cam Mansell's thread from yesterday. I'll find it while you're speaking. I really liked Cam Mansell's thread from yesterday.

Okay. Remember I read it out and I was like, that's actually a decent thread. Has Cam Mansell from ZM gone viral on threads? I don't know if he's gone viral, but I think it deserved to. And now I'm talking it up. I hope it was as good as I remember. All the celebs have moved straight over. All the

Twitter celebs have moved straight over to threads. Ellen DeGeneres is massive on Twitter. Oh, I thought you were going to say massive on threads. I was like, what's she doing? Is she? She's moved over straight away. She tweeted, she threaded. Oh, my God, that's going to get really hard to get used to.

Ellen threaded, welcome to gay Twitter. Welcome to gay Twitter. That's quite good. That is good. Are you threading? I've posted a few threads. Yeah. Have you not liked any of my threads?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not really on it. I'm not really on it. You're not missing out. I haven't posted anything good, so. Yeah. I found it.

I found it. All right. This is the greatest thread we've seen so far. I don't know. But I've talked it up too much, but I liked it. If they want the younger generation to vote, they should do the polling Tinder style where you swipe left and right for people you want to vote for.

I really like that. I thought that was funny. Threads. That's Cam Mansell, viral thread star. Cam Mansell, go follow him on threads. Go follow him on threads, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I wonder how many people...

I don't know if we needed it. That's my whole thing. I don't know if we needed it. Threads. It's another... It's just another thing. It's just another thing. I reckon there should be like a rule

where you can only have a certain amount... Of threads? No, a certain amount of social media platforms. So if you want to get onto threads, then you have to delete something else. Yeah, they have that rule in China. Do they? Yeah, they're pretty strict about what social media

are allowed in China. Really? They're like, you're allowed this, you're not allowed that. With the cost of living crisis, everyone's tightening their belt. Everyone's budget is shrinking and they're sort of going, oh, maybe I don't need four streaming services.

Yeah, they're picking and choosing and they're getting the different types of cheeses, the one down from the most expensive. I remember one time I posted a TikTok and it was something about cheese because that's all I post. And I was eating the red Tasty Block. Oh, yeah. Is it mainland? Yep.

And all these people kept commenting, geez, rich, you can afford the good cheese. Tasty is the richest of the block cheeses. Is it? Yeah. Right. See, I... Tasty, I don't know why,

but Tasty for some reason can be like $8 more a block than like a Colby or an Edam. Yeah, because it's the best one. It's aged, isn't it? Yeah. See, I spend money on things that matter. It's the tastiest. Exactly.

So everyone's studying their belt and shrinking their spending. But there's one thing, this is some information out from Kiwi Bank, that Kiwis are still willing to splurge on. Even as things get tight, there's something people are like, no, I'm not giving that up. And it's not cheese. $7.99 Uber Eats fee. It's not $7.99

Uber Eats fees. Is that how much Uber Eats is to get delivered now? Some places, like for delivery, I have noticed $7.99. Yeah, it will deter me from ordering. That's how much I want to pay for the meal. It's outrageous. And then they also put up all the prices.

Claudia, you want to guess what this thing is? What are people still willing to splurge on as times get tougher? What are we still spending our money on? Oh, clothes. I feel like people are still shopping, right? Nah, it's not clothes. It is the one thing that people are like, screw it, I'm not giving this up.

Internet. Coffee. Oh. No, internet is a utility. It's an essential. Is it an essential now? Yeah, it is. Coffee, not an essential. Coffee, not an essential. People would argue yes, it's an essential. Toilet paper, an essential.

Essential, yeah. People are pulling back from buying cars and furniture and flights and entertainment, but they'll still buy coffee. Even though coffee's like six bucks now. Yeah, it is so expensive. Imagine, so if you are buying a coffee every day, how much is that a week? No, it's not worth thinking about.

No, it is. It's not worth thinking about. No, I think it is. No, because this is the one thing, this is the one affordable thing where you can go, I know times are tight. I know I'm having to trim back on all the other things I enjoy. This is my little escape.

This is my little treat I can do for myself. You're spending nearly $2,200 a year on coffee if you're buying one a day. Yeah, we didn't need that. We didn't need to know that. If you're buying one a day for $6. We didn't need to know that. Just because you don't buy coffee. It's the one thing that... Just because you don't need that. We didn't need to know that. You're buying one a day for $6. We didn't need to know that. Just because you don't buy coffee.

It's the one thing that... Just because you don't buy coffee. That's exactly why I did it. I want to talk about adult tantrums for a second. Oh, yeah. Different kind of tantrum, eh, when it comes to an adult? No, I feel like it's the same. Is it?

Yeah. But it's more frowned upon. Way more frowned upon. Way more frowned upon. Depending on what it? Yeah. But it's more frowned upon. Way more frowned upon. Way more frowned upon. Depending on what it's about. You need to have your frontal lobe developed enough that you can process your own emotions and you don't have to lie on the floor of a supermarket.

But sometimes, you know. Sometimes you don't. I get it. I get it. Sometimes it's all too much and you just need to let it out. This is so embarrassing, this story about this person. What'd they do? So they're on a long-haul flight from Houston in America to Amsterdam.

I've seen this. Is it the woman that's going nuts in the aisle? No, there's no footage of this one. Oh, because there's just... No, no one filmed them. There's just reports from other passengers. If this person's been filmed, no one's uploaded the footage yet. And can I just ask, if anyone knows the footage, please upload it.

Have you seen the one that's going viral at the moment? No. It's a woman standing in the aisle and she's having a full-blown tantrum as well. What about? I don't know. I'm not sure. Okay. But it's pretty nuclear.

This one's very specific. Okay. So much so that they had to make a pit stop, land the plane, and offload the passenger. So they're flying from Houston to America. Oh, that's pretty bad. They had to dump fuel mid-air. Isn't it wild that they do that? They just dump fuel out of the back of a plane.

Yeah, where does that go? Just rains down on me and you. That doesn't seem safe. Nah. And then they made an emergency landing to get the passenger off. Passenger's tantrum was so bad it was described as threat level one. Jeez. I don't know how the tantrum scale works in aviation.

What was it over? So the reason the passenger was having such a massive tantrum, so much so that they had to divert their course by three hours and land the plane, they didn't get their first choice of meal. Oh, understandable. Understandable. I'm obviously being sarcastic, but I do understand a little bit the feels of when you're sitting at the back of the plane and they've come over the loudspeaker and they're like, hello, ladies and gentlemen,

there will be a selection of chicken or vegetable curry. And then you're like, oh, I want the chicken curry. Yeah. I want the chicken curry so bad. Don't make me eat a vegetable curry. Yeah. And then they always say to you, you know, obviously you can have your selection until it runs out and then we can't do anything about it.

And if you're at the back of the plane, you're doing the math and you're seeing them hand them out and you're like, I'm not going to make it. You know you're not going to make it when there's a clearly more desirable option than the other one. There's always... If they're like, we have lamb shanks and roast chicken, you're like, oh, that's pretty easy.

That's pretty even. And then there's ones where it's like, we have lamb shanks or we have beef tongue. We have aeroplane fish. Fish of the sky. I don't want fish in the sky. Can I just say? I'm in the sky. Don't want fish.

Comes from the water. Don't want that. How embarrassing though to have caused such a ruckus that they had to land the plane and kick you off. And you're not even in your destination. I reckon they give zero f's about you once they kick you off the plane they'll be like here's your dumb bag rack off and then find your own way to amsterdam and you're just in the middle of some city you didn't expect to land in and they're like why did you get kicked off that flight i wonder what was going on in that person's life to push them like that could have we don't know oh that's very considerate of you to think that.

Well, I'm trying to think the best of people. And obviously that could have just been the catalyst. I can't think the best of someone whose tantrum carries on so long they have to land the plane. I would be fuming if I was on that plane and we had to do a detour and, you know, all the rest of it, I'd be fuming. You're right. Claude, you witnessed an adult tantrum recently,. I'd be fuming. You're right. Claude, you witnessed an adult tantrum recently, didn't you? Yeah, it was just the other day.

I was getting my warrant of fitness and this, like, this grown man decided that it was taking too long. And it had been, like, maybe an hour. But there was so many cars there. You can't expect it to go that fast. And he marched up to the front desk and was like, I've been here for an hour. I've seen all these other people get through. I have a massive account with you guys. I don't know why it's taking so long. And it was like asking for the manager as if that was going to speed things up.

Yeah. Other people have gone through and I haven't gone through yet. And they were like, there's nothing we can do about it. And then we both popped out the other end at the same time. And I saw as they handed him the piece of paper and they were like, you failed. You failed, you're worried. Sorry. He wasn't happy about that either.

And then you wonder if they failed him because of the tantrum or if it was just good karma. If it was someone else, they might have let it slide. But because it was him, they were like, oh. You treat us like, you know, like crap. We will treat your car like crap. I want to hear about some adult tantrums this afternoon. I want to hear about adult tantrums you've seen at the supermarket,

at the shopping centre, at the mall, at a festival. When have you seen a grown person throwing their toys? Yeah, it's always so jarring to see something like that happen in public because you're so not used to it. So when it's happening, you're like, oh, God. Did you see that text that just came through yeah they said i work for a certain airline in this country and the diversion costs so if you like what happened with that person when they had a tantrum and they had to divert an emergency land somewhere else the diversion cost is actually on goes on to the customer themselves if it's di. If it's a diverted situation, you'd hope you have travel insurance.

They had to dump a whole aeroplane tank full of fuel. Can you imagine how much that would cost? That was meant to get them to Amsterdam. Yeah. Have you seen the price of fuel at the moment? Imagine jet fuel. Oh, 800 dials at M or you can text to 9696 we'd like to hear about your adult tantrums

this morning and yes I know I said afternoon before I'm very confused I'm very tired me too actually where are we? Bree and Clint and we want to know about your adult tantrums

this morning we've just told the yarn about this person who's been kicked off a flight they had to land the plane somewhere else to kick someone off who didn't get the first choice meal that they wanted.

How embarrassing. I mean, in fairness to them though, the second meal, the other option was pretty crap. So we've said, when have you witnessed an adult tantrum? Someone said, I work for the tax department. I deal with adult tantrums and conspiracy theorists

about the government being corrupt on the daily. Jeez, that would piss you off. You'd get so over it. Kelly's called up. Morning, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi.

Tell us, Kelly, have you witnessed an adult tantrum? I basically witness them on a daily basis. Really? Whereabouts do you work? An automotive at a car dealership. Oh, okay. I see where this is going. People take their cars in their, you know, they don't know much about cars

and then you tell them the bill, what needed to be fixed, and then they throw their toys. Is that it? Yep, definitely. Yeah, I can see that happening. So how do you deal with it? What's the process? Do you have like a, do you let them talk themselves out or do you challenge them with facts?

What are you trained to do to deal with adult tantrums? Basically, we just don't give them back their car until they pay it. Kelly's like, pretty simple, pretty easy. That works as well. Yep. Thanks, Kelly. We appreciate that. Someone said, I used to work at McDonald's. The amount of Karens that would literally throw tantrum

if their daughters were given a boy's toy in the Happy Meal is crazy. Lady, it's a Hot Wheels car. Girls can play with toy cars too. It's not that serious. People would have a tantrum about that? Oh, God. Someone's texting. I think we're trying to get them on the phone at the moment.

They said, I have a yarn about a lady getting kicked off an Air New Zealand flight after a big night in Auckland after a Warriors game coming home last year. I can imagine. I wonder if they won or lost. Yeah. I feel like both are bad situations.

Big Warriors homecoming win, it says. Oh, okay. So they celebrated maybe a bit too hard, got on the plane a little bit boozy, and then, you know, someone texted her and said, I work in a pharmacy and adults have tantrums literally every day, mainly over the wait time. I would imagine these people wouldn't have any problem

waiting for takeaway food. It's disgusting the way some people speak with us. We've got our Warriors flight person on. Andrew Morning. G'day, Andrew. How you going? How you going, guys? What did you witness?

Your adult tantrum that you saw. Yeah, so last year, it was probably exactly this month last year, and we had the big homecoming Warriors game. We had a big win, and we were in Auckland, and I went home early, and after telling the boys, right, we're not missing our flight in the morning and we'd booked this 9am flight home for some reason.

Oh no. And anyway, I rounded up the boys and discovered they were still pretty boozed and we got on the plane and all of a sudden the plane, you know, we're waiting 20 minutes, like, oh, we haven't taken off, what's happening? And next thing, this lady, after the New Zealand people come in, she stands up and she starts throwing this huge tantrum because she actually had a medical exemption for

wearing a mask. Oh, okay. Oh, it was the mask. New Zealand rules, but you have to wear a mask on the plane regardless. Yeah. So she wouldn't, you know, she refused and this went on for ages. My mate, who was quite drunk still, stood up and was just like, yeah, get her off.

Get her off. Off, off, off, off. I'm so hungover. Get her off. Like he was still at Mount Smart Stadium. Get her off, ref. Put her in the sin bin. Put her in the sin bin.

And she's going absolutely sceptic. And they're going, please leave. Please leave. And he's going, get her off. Get her off. Send her, ref. She's going, get her off. Get her off. Send her off. She's been doing it all morning. Yeah, and then next thing, you know,

after this went on for a bit, the cops came in. Oh, no. And they started escorting this lady off, and she turned around and was like, no, I'm going to say anything. I've got a medical exemption. This is ridiculous, New Zealand. And my drunk friend stood up and just went,

go to the Warriors! And the whole plane just erupted. The whole plane erupted. Yeah, he's read the room well there. That's really good. Thanks, Andrew. Someone said, I work at Pack and Save. Customers are fuming at us when we don't pack their groceries.

Bro, we don't do that here. What? What, do people expect them to pack their groceries? Yeah, we don't do that here. I, what? What, do people expect them to pack their groceries? Yeah, that's why you get a discount at Pack and Save, because they don't pack your groceries for you. I love going to Pack and Save, because I always feel like me and the person working there are working as a team. Because I'm like, okay, you scan them and I'll pack, and then they're like handing them to me as I'm packing my own groceries.

Oh, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Look, I'll be honest with you guys. I am tuning in to the current season of Love Island UK. I don't think you're alone in that. I think it's very popular. I think a lot of people are tuning in. It's available on TVNZ Plus and we have just had the movie night. It's one of my favourite episodes

other than the sexy dancing night and the recoupling after a casserole night. It's the first night I think that a lot of them remember they're actually being filmed 24-7. It's quite interesting to see their faces. Because you can forget, I think, when you're living in that villa 24-7, you can't always be on guard thinking about these cameras.

And they hide the cameras too. Yeah. And then the movie night thing, they show you what you've done on film and you go, oh no. Yeah, that's right, I'm being filmed. Look, there's no spoilers. We're not going to talk about spoilers because that's not what this is about. But in the movie night is essentially

where, yeah, like you said, they show them clips essentially to stir up some crap. Yeah, they show dodgy things they've done. Exactly. And they sit them down, the girls on one side and the boys on one side, and they have all the different clips. And the way they do it is they ask them a question and then the girls have to answer and the boys have to answer

and whoever gets it right gets to choose... The next clip. The next clip. I thought we could, this morning, give the questions a go. Okay. So let's kick it off with the first question. What percentage of men switch off their light during sex? The answer is...

Oh, that's a summer! Yeah, cool. Yeah, sorry. I should have told you that the answer is at the end. Oh, cool. Okay. I didn't hear the answer. I didn't hear it either.

What percentage of men switch off the lights? Switch off the lights for indoor gardening. 50? You want to say 50? Yeah. I want to say it's less. I want to say it's not that many. I want to say it's less. I want to say it's not that many. I want to say it's like 37.

37? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So play it again and the answer's on there. I think so. What percentage of men switch off their light during sex? The answer is 25%.

25%. So only 25%. Do you reckon more guys switch it off than girls? Or more girls switch it off than guys? I reckon more girls. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I think so. All right, let's go on to the next one, which is this.

In hours, how long does the average person spend kissing during their lifetime? In hours, how many? See, my brain isn't good at math. In a lifetime... So let's say... I've had some pash fests in my time, but... Oh, gross. Not recently.

Gross. You know when you end up with like... Please don't say pash fest. That sort of red ring underneath your bottom lip. I'm talking when you're a teenager and you're just like mashing face non-stop. Just me? Okay, fine. I'm the like mashing face non-stop. Just me? Okay, fine. I'm the only honest one here, it seems.

How long? You've never had a pash rash? Yeah, probably. Not for a long time, though. I would have done a couple of hours in my teenage years. A couple of hours of passion? Yeah, a couple of hours of passion. It's not about me, okay? This is about the question. Is it enjoyable? A couple of hours of passion. Yeah, a couple of hours of passion. It's not about me, okay?

This is about the question. Was it enjoyable? A couple of hours? I reckon over a lifetime, 24 hours of kissing. 24 hours. I want to say it's more. I want to say it's like three days. Three days?

Oh, it's in hours. It's in hours, isn't it? Yeah, the equivalent of three days. 48, 72. Yeah, let's go with that. In hours, how long does the average person spend kissing during their lifetime? The answer is 336 hours. Wow!

336 hours! Sheesh, a lot of pash fest. There's a lot of pash fest. Can you imagine sitting down with your partner now and going, let's kiss for two hours? Claude, can you please Google for us, what is the Guinness World Record for the longest pash? Look that up for us.

God, that sounds like a record I don't want to get involved in. No, they're disgusting. Imagine. Oh, she's got it already. What is it? Crikey. 58 hours and 35 minutes. Oh, well, that's pushed up the average time for the rest of us, hasn't it?

58 hours. That's what Jason PJ did the rest of us, hasn't it? 58 hours. That's what Jason PJ did for their first marathon, didn't they? Yeah. Your tongue, your tongue would be wrinkly. Okay, let's do another question. These are from the movie night from Love Island last night. What percentage of women have sex before marriage? Oh.

I think it's high. I reckon it's 80. It's not the 1920s. I reckon it's 80. It's not the 1920s. I reckon it's 80 or 83. I reckon it's 95. Okay, 83. I'm locking it in. The answer is 74%.

Oh, yeah, pretty high. 74. What? You don't think it's... It's 26% of people still waiting for marriage. Yeah, but maybe they ask young people. And there's religion and stuff, I guess. That would be the main reason, yeah.

What, you think someone's just like, I'm waiting off my own accord. Don't want to do that. Yeah, okay. What percentage of people in relationships have a specific side of the bed they sleep on? 95. 95. Yeah. 95, surely 95. Surely 95%. What percentage of people in relationships have a specific side of the bed they sleep on? 95.

95. Yeah. 95. Surely 95. Surely 95%. We've talked before on this show about some friends of mine who don't have a side of the bed. Weird. Whoever goes to bed first gets to choose what side they sleep on. So versatile.

Psychopaths. You know, they would definitely be a switch hitter. Whatever that means. Here's the answer. What percentage of people in relationships have a specific side of the bed they sleep on? The answer is 77%. Oh, see, that shocks me quite a lot. A quarter of people don't have a sit side of the bed?

That blows my mind. Really? That's wild. Really? That's quite a lot of people. Yeah. Okay. Last one.

In minutes, how long does the average Brit have f***s for? In minutes. In minutes. How long does it go for? Yeah. Four. Four? The average Brit.

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't sound like the average Spaniard or the average like... Four is so low. It's British people. I want to say it's 22. In minutes, how long does the average Brit have sex for? The answer is 21 minutes.

I was spot on. That's embarrassing for me. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. According to a recent British survey, unorthodox first dates are on the rise. Oh, yeah? Yeah, so people are wanting to do things a little bit differently, I think, other than going to dinner or grabbing...

A movie. Going to a movie. Yeah, so I've got some statistics here I think we than going to dinner or grabbing... A movie. Going to a movie. Yeah. So I've got some statistics here. I think we should go through some of them. Look, so movies, I would argue, probably one of the most popular choices a few generations ago for a first date.

Only 5% of people said that it was their first option. Well, people realise you can't get to know somebody at a movie. You don't talk. Yeah. Even if you go for dinner before or afterwards, there's just an awkward two hours sitting next to each other, not talking period on the first date. Weird.

Yeah. Weird. Would you kiss someone in the movies? Not on the first date. Not on the first date? I haven't even talked to them yet. What if you go to dinner first, then a movie? Yeah.

If the vibes are right. That was the thing to do when you were teenagers, wasn't it? To kiss in the movies. To go to the movies. Yeah. You go over where no one is sitting. You sit in the darkest spot in the movies. Yeah.

It's still good for that, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. So 5% of people. I've heard. Yeah. So we've heard. Yeah, so we've heard. 11% said their preference was to head out to a bar or club for a drink.

Yeah, that feels like a pretty standard one these days. Which, I mean, I don't know if I want to go to a club on a first date. Oh, no, sorry, not the club, but just a bar. For a first drink. Where you can sit down. Yeah. Order some jalapeno poppers. Get a few drinks. Get a rosé.

That seems normal. Take the edge off the conversation and yeah. Someone messaged me and goes, hey, do you want to meet at Long Room this Saturday night? Let's meet up around 11. Hey, just like right on you on Tinder. What are your thoughts on Deep Heart and Funky this weekend? Yeah. I haven't met you before, so

I don't know. But they say unorthodox first dates are on the rise. What are you thinking when I say that? What type of dates for a first date do you think is unorthodox? I think adventure type dates, like a hike. Okay. Not on the list.

Not on the list. Think like pottery. Yeah, I think you Not on the list. Think like... Pottery. Yeah, I think you're getting somewhere now. Okay, okay. Sip and paint, that wine painting class thing. Yeah, I reckon that would be on the list. Yeah.

I think that would be on the list. So 8% of people... Sip and stroke, is that what it's called? No, I think that's before and after. They're talking about dates like axe throwing. Oh, fun. Did you know there's like axe throwing. Oh, fun. Did you know there's an axe throwing place up the road from here? I know.

I really want to go. We should go. We should. It looks very dangerous. Axe throwing, crazy golf, which I'm not too sure what that is. Mini putt. And paintballing also on the list. Nah, not paintballing.

Unorthodox first date. Not paintballing. Because the guys will take it way too seriously and the girl will be like, hey, I'm having a fun time on this first date. And he's like, suck it! Pow, pow, pow! I definitely couldn't go paintballing on a first date.

Because I would be crazy. I'd be like, finger roll, finger roll! And then we'd go paintballing. Anyway, look, I thought we could ask people. The most popular, by the way, the most popular 24% said going for a coffee on their first date was the most popular. Yeah, very normal. Going for a coffee or out for a meal.

Yeah, that's the standard. Still the most popular. Sounds boring compared to paintball, but I reckon I'd still rather go for a coffee. Are we 100,000 and do we want to know people's unorthodox dates? Yeah. What's an unorthodox date that you've been taken on or that you took somebody on?

Bree and Clint. Joy's here. Morning Joy. Hi Joy. Good morning. Tell us Joy, did you go on an unorthodox first date? I did. What was it? He picked me up with a bottle of wine and some chocolate, and we went for a drive, and then all of a sudden the road ended.

We go through a river while we were driving. He drives me along this random wooded path. Are you terrified at this point, Joy? I'm at the time thinking, oh, I should probably have told someone where I was going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should be wearing an Apple ear tag. Definitely. And then he goes, oh, I should probably have told someone where I was going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should be wearing an Apple ear tag. Definitely.

And then he goes, oh, we're here. So we stop, hop out of the truck. He walks me down this little hill, and all of a sudden we're at a glowworm cave. A glowworm cave. That's pretty cool. It was pretty romantic. And so there's all these twinkly little natural blue lights everywhere. That's very romantic.

Would you have preferred a bit of a heads up, though? Like, known what the destination was? Yeah, but that was part of the surprise. He's now my fiancé, so we've pretty much... Oh, that's adorable. Imagine Joy telling her friends and family, so this guy, he drove me into the bush and took me into the... Into a heavily wooded area.

Into this dark cave. Sounds scary, eh? But there was wine,, it was fine. There was wine there, yeah. Fran, what was the unorthodox date you went on? Hi, I went on a motocross date. Really? A motocross date?

Whose idea was it? Probably both of ours, actually. We're both into it, and it was sort of a deal breaker for him. He had to have a girlfriend that liked motocross, so. Jeez, okay. And how'd it go? It went well. We're now married with three children.

They all ride motocross. And you wouldn't have guessed it, but we also got a photo on our wedding day with his motocross bike. You would never have guessed that. I couldn't imagine him doing that. You're married to the motocross bike as much as the man, Fran. I think so, yeah. Fran, on the first date, did you let him win?

He's a little bit better than I am, unfortunately. But, yeah, no, we've always been rivals. I can imagine. I reckon Fran smoked him. One more. Let's go to Shireen. Morning, Shireen. Hi, Shireen.

Morning. How are you? Yours is strange. What was the unorthodox first date? We went to the Anzac Day service. The dawn service? The real early one. The dawn service, yes.

Was that your idea or their idea? His idea. He was an ex-Navy person, and we'd met on Tinder and had been chatting for a wee while, and he just suggested it, and we're like, okay then. That is a really unusual first date. Yeah. Did it work out? We dated for about a few months, just a couple, three months.

But, yeah, it was nice enough, but it didn't work out in the end. I mean, fair enough. I don't want anyone to see me at that time in the morning. Exactly right. You know? Exactly right. It was very unusual anyone to see me at that time in the morning. Exactly right. I was very unusual of myself because I'm not a morning person whatsoever. I even were, Shireen. Maybe the RSA afterwards.

I love this text that's come through. Unorthodox first dates. Someone said, we went to Sheep World on our first date. Sheep World? Sheep World. Sheep World. Have you ever been to Sheep World? No. Oh, it's a good time. You're right, it is a good time. Shout out to Sheep World. Sheep World. Sheep World. Have you ever been to Sheep World? No. Oh, it's a good time. You're right, it is a good time. Shout out to Sheep World.

Birthdays, bangers, we do it all here on Birthday Banger. You give us a call, tell us your birthday and we figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16. Do some Molly first. Morning, Molly. Good morning.

I'm new. G'day, Molly. How's your morning going? It's good. I'm starting my second day of work and then I'm off to the UK. So pretty excited. I'm glad I got on for Birthday Banger. Oh, amazing.

Wait, why are you off to the UK? Just, you know, new job, moving overseas. Oh, my God, Molly. Oh, amazing. Wait, why are you off to the UK? Just, you know, new job, moving overseas. Oh my god, Molly, that's exciting. Yeah, I know I'm going to miss you guys, but I'll be listening on the podcast. You can get the podcast. Amazing. Wait, you said it's your second day of work and then you're going overseas, or second to last day? Second to

last day and then I head off next week. What are you moving for? What job? Well, I haven't got a job yet, but yeah. Just seeing what happens. Yeah, the universe will figure it out for you. It's going to be an awesome adventure. That's so exciting, Molly.

Good on you, Molly. Well, let's do your birthday banger to send you off. What's your birthday? It is the 5th of August, 2000. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2016, Molly. And on your birthday, this was number one. Major Lazer. Oh, that's a good one.

Banger. That is a banger. I love that song from Major Lazer, Cold Water. I can picture you with this in your headphones as you board the plane to go on your big OE. Oh, 100%. I'm both excited and jealous of you, Molly. That is so cool. Yeah.

Thank you. Wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Brie. Morning, Brie. G'day, Brie. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks.

How's your week been so far, Brie? Oh, yeah, you know, just another week. Oh, no. One of those weeks, Brie. I appreciate the honesty, but, you know, just another week. Oh, no. One of those weeks, Bree. I appreciate the honesty, but, you know, you've only got today and tomorrow, and then it's a public holiday. Exactly.

No, it's a little stressful because I've got to, like, cram all of my work, you know, into today and tomorrow. I hate that the truth, eh? Like, it's great having a public holiday, but everyone just needs to work twice as hard on the other days. I know. Yeah, it's a bit annoying, but, hey, it needs to work twice as hard on the other days. I know. Yeah, it's a bit annoying, but hey, it is what it is. And then we have a free day.

That's a bum. Okay, let's do your birthday banger. Let's bring it up. What's your date of birth? The 4th of the 8th, 98. All right, that means you were 16, Bree, in 2014. And on your 16th birthday, this had a hit. Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm your man too? And on your 16th birthday, this had a hit.

Magic Root. What do you think, Brie? Absolute tune. Absolute tune. I like it, Brie. It's a good one. A massive one-hit wonder, but that was a great song. One more for Philip.

Morning, Philip. G'day, Philip. Morning, how are you? Or is it pronounced Philippe? Philip, whatever. Long you don't call me late for lunch. Philip, are you calling us from a submarine? No, I'm travelling down to Amaraka for a process this morning.

Sounds very aquatic. Well, Philip, you're very quick on the uptake. I like your wit. Tell us your birthday. We'll tell you your birthday banger. 10th of April, 19... All right, that means you were 16 in 1982. And, Philip, this is your birthday banger. Classic.

Oh, it's a classic, Phil. The original Men at Work, Down Under. Became popular again, was it last year or the year before? Yeah, Lude. Yeah, did a remix. Okay, wait there, Philip. Major Lazer, Magic, or Men at Work. How can it not be that Major Lazer song?

Or is it Rude? It's hard this morning. I mean, I like this one. I'm picking this. Okay, I'm going with Magic and Rude. Claudia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger this morning? I haven't done this in a while. I'm not going with either of you. I'm going with Major Lazer. You're going to go Major Lazer?

Yeah. For Molly, congratulations Molly, you've just won Birthday Banger. Woo-hoo. Thank you, guys. Thanks for calling up, Molly, and all the best of luck over in the UK. Thank you. I'll be listening on the podcast. Thanks, Molly.

Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. What else can we do when we're feeling low? So take a deep breath and let it go. Bree and Clint. Z go. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. Major Leza from the year 2016. That's a birthday banger for Molly Coldwater. Last week on the show, we talked about the moment or moments

that made you realise you were getting older. Yeah. And I thought we could do it again this week because I had a big one earlier in the week. A big moment. And I, to be honest, quite enjoyed this one. Did you? I don't think it's a bad one. Are you leaning into it?

Yeah, I'm leaning into this one. I'm leaning into it because it's not like, you know, I went to sleep and woke up with a sore back. No. Which I don't want to lean into that one. No. I can't lean. My back's too sore. But this one I think is a good one.

I like this. You're finally acknowledging your age bracket. Yep. Because you've been resisting it for a while. I have. You know with some of the shoes and some of the clothing choices. Pardon you? Getting that Nintendo Switch.

Rude. Rude. Should have played Magic Rude this morning. I'm just winding you up. No, I realised for the first time ever I did something in my life and I'm into it. Okay. I dropped off a bunch of clothes to the dry cleaner. Oh.

And let me just say, there were some blazers in there that had not been cleaned in five years. Ever. And the reason why I did it is because they stunk. Yeah. And I couldn't wear them anymore. I was like, these stink. Like, they just smelt, like, musty or dirty. I don't know what it was anymore. I was like, these stink. Like they just smelt like musty or dirty.

I don't know what it was, but I was like. Body juices. Just bodily juices. Or smokers areas at bars. Yeah, like, you know, just all the wear and tear that life brings. It's such an interesting thought because you do feel like a proper adult when you do something like that. I never even had the thought to take it to the dry cleaner until this point.

I was like, I could just take it to the dry cleaner. I wonder if there's been a study done on what the average age of the person who goes to a dry cleaners is because I reckon there's a cut off. And even as someone who works at a dry cleaners, if they saw someone under the age of 30, they'd be like, what are you doing here? And then, oh no, you know who would go there? Real rich people. No, yes, but also someone who was like a

PA and they had to take their bosses dry cleaning in. Yeah. That would be the young people that you would see at the dry cleaners. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. But it's quite an interesting world. How much did dry clean a blazer? It was quite cheap. I do recommend the dry cleaner I went to.

I think it was in Point Chef. I think it was about $12. No, $17 a blazer. Oh, yeah? Is that right? $17 over five years. That's pretty good. Pretty good.

That's pretty good. Considering you haven't even used any washing powder. Haven't used a single thing on it. Or hot water on this thing so far. No, I haven't used a single thing. I got four blazers. None of them had had a wash before. Yeah.

You'd be like a new woman. One of the blazers. They'll restuff your shoulder pads for you. I'm so excited to just put it on and smell fresh. It's going to come back in that plastic bag. I'm going to be loving myself sick. I also got like a dress dry cleaned. Oh, yeah?

And I just haven't worn. No. Because it was dirty and I didn't know what to do with it. Yeah, well, good on you. What an adult. I know. I'm pretty proud of myself. We want to know yours this afternoon, this morning.

Damn it. Every time. It's all right, mate. This morning, we'd like to know your getting old moment Yeah what was the moment Your tipping point You had the realisation Your realisation

It could be the tiniest thing as well Where you're like Oh Yeah Oh no it's happening It's happening Bree and Clint I love

They're so relatable I love the ones we get on this And We all know We all know Because we have the same thought And I had it this week And it was a good one for me

because I was like, God, I'm really kicking goals. You didn't feel old with yours, I don't think. You felt mature. I felt mature. You felt grown up. If you missed it, I, for the first time in my whole life, took some items of clothing to the dry cleaner. They were blazers.

I took quite a few blazers. They hadn't been washed in like five years. And I love that the text came through. I think the fact that you're wearing blazers, Brie, is showing your age, not the dry cleaning. Hey, no, those blazers are very trendy, okay? They are trendy, aren't they? Yeah, and she wears a boob tube underneath them.

Yeah. It's not a regular blazer. It's a cool blazer. I've got my mid-drift out. Someone said, I realised I was old when I found myself being so excited to get a Dyson. The vacuum cleaner, not the hairdryer.

I love it. What about this one? I realised I was old when I paid my car rego on time for the first time. That's good. Didn't wait till the very last day to get the most out of it. Yeah. I realised I was old at the hairdresser the other week when they asked me if I wanted some dark hairspray

to cover over my grey hairs. Oh. That's a bit rough. That's a temporary fix. That's not going to do anything. Someone said, I realised I was getting old when I started taking supplements. What about this one?

Three words for realising I was getting old. Three day hangovers. Oh, brutal. Yeah. They are brutal. Let's go to Charlotte on 0800 dial ZM. Morena, Charlotte. Hello, Charlotte.

Morena, how are you guys? We're good, thanks, Charlotte. Tell us, what was the moment of realisation for you that you were getting a bit older? Well, I work at a university and I studied here and now I work and I started referring to the adult students as kids the other day. I was like, oh, no.

I love how specific that is. I love it. Yeah. What qualifies as an adult student at your university, Charlotte? Anyone over the age of 18. I mean, they're all just adults. Oh, I see what you mean. I thought you meant like the older students,

like the ones who had been away, had a career and come back to study. No, no, we call them mature students. Charlotte, I was one of the, can I just say, because I went to America and studied over there for a bit. And when I came back to Australia, I went back to uni, so I would have been like 21. Yeah. And I was a mature age student at 21.

I remember being at broadcasting school and there was a 23-year-old girl in our class. And I was like... She's the crypt keeper. Yeah, actually. Me as an 18-year-old, I was like, man, what happened in her life that she had to... She failed and she had to come back to study and was so old.

She's... Yeah, my sister is studying at Otago and she's 30 and they were all very surprised to find out that she had a kid. They were like, what? You have a life outside of here? Yeah. Amazing. She is the oldest person they have ever met that's not their parents.

Yeah. So many on farts coming through. Yeah, a lot of people saying in the moment I stopped trying to conceal my farts. That's when you realised you were old. The moment I was getting old. I love this one. I'm 37 and I realised I was getting old when it was a fine day and I thought, oh, it's a good day to open the windows and air my house out. Oh, that is such a good one.

Young people do not ventilate. Annie is here. Hi, Annie. Hi, Annie. Morning, Bea. Morning, Annie. Morning, Bree. Morning, Clint. Morning. What was the moment for you, Annie?

So I was watching, like, the game, rugby game, and then the players' name, they introduced the players' name, and the age come up. And I was sitting there with my partner. I was like, oh, my goodness. Like, I am getting old. All these players coming in are the same age as when I started watching the games. And I was like, oh, in the early 20s.

I'm like, oh, no. Annie, I had this exact moment happen to me when I was watching State of Origin game one. And they said, James Tedisco from the Blues. He's 31, the oldest player for the team. And I was watching State of Origin Game 1 and they said, James Tedesco from the Blues, he's 31, the oldest player for the team and I was like, oh my god. His body is letting him down. The mind is willing but the body may not be able. He's only got a few years

left in the game but he's having a blinder. Exactly. 31 years old. Or is he just going blind? He's got cataracts. Exactly right. I feel you, Annie. My birthday month today, so I'm like, birthday month this month, so I'm like, oh, no, I'm feeling it all.

Wait, how old are you, Annie? I am 40. You're 40? Oh, my God. It's a big birthday for you this year then. It is. I'm celebrating it as a birthday month. Oh, there you go.

Good on you. Yeah. Yeah. You got to milk it for all it's worth. And that is old. I will. And your Super Gold card is not far away. Yeah, no, exactly.

Heaps to look forward to. Thanks for that. Yeah, no worries. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, Sam Smith and Naughty Boy. Naughty Boy. Who's Naughty Boy? He's a very naughty boy. Smith and Naughty Boy. Naughty Boy. Who's Naughty Boy? He's a very naughty boy.

You're Naughty Boy? La, la, la. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thanks. So that's a throwback, isn't it? Isn't it? And we've played Hosier before. I know.

Take me to church. Some fresh tunes. It feels good. Yeah, it feels nice. What's everyone up to for the rest of the day? Anything exciting? Big plans? I am crocheting.

You're crocheting? Don't laugh at me. No, no, I'm laughing at the fact that I can't think of anything interesting that I'm doing. You're crocheting. That's interesting. I might take my dog to a record store. She wins. I'm going to a friend's house

to have a spa and some beers. Epic. Oh, yeah. On a Wednesday. Yeah, why not? Whose? Not a lot. Not a lot.

It better not be Maddie McLean's. Does Maddie McLean have a spa? Yeah. That's news to me. He lives right near me. I'm going to be messaging him.

I saw it on his husband Ryan's Instagram the other day and I said, do you have a spa pool? And he goes, yeah. I said, to be messaging him. I saw it on his husband Ryan's Instagram the other day, and I said, do you have a spa pool? And he goes, yeah. I said, can I come and get drunk in it? And he said, yes. So if you were going around for a drunken spa before me.

I'm messaging him. I'd be wild. That's good to know because he's around the corner from my house. And I live near you. I could walk home. Yeah, we could go together. I'm joining. I'm inviting myself.

He doesn't even need to be there if he doesn't want to. Just you and me Sounds great Wednesday drinking in a spa We really have adapted To this breakfast radio lifestyle fast Haven't we It's not drinking

It's one or two beers In a spa In a spa So that's more like three Four four Bree there's someone Holding a stop go sign On the side of the road right now

Just going Must be nice Yeah shit I need to get back down to earth, don't I? No, you need to get to that spa pool. Yeah, true, I need to go, guys. You need to send me a pin. I've got a spa to get to.

Have a great day, everybody. Brooks in next to look after you. PJ and friends this afternoon. Producer Caitlin is joining PJ on the show for a good catch-up. That's going to be awesome. We'll catch you guys tomorrow from 6am. Bye, guys. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. We'll catch you guys tomorrow from 6am. Bye, guys.