ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th July 2024
Episode Date: July 15, 2024Kids items you used as adult Miss AI was crowned?! Fart walking (wtf) Friday-Oke! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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KFC's Hot and Spicy is back
Here for a good time, not a long time
Oh my god
It's Friday
Make some noise
For the original
ZM's free and clean Let's go baby, let's go It's Friday. Make some noise for the original.
Send them free and click.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go.
Friday vibes are on.
The girls are on.
The girls are on.
Ellie.
That's when you say here.
Here.
Ella.
Here.
Liam.
Liam, here you go.
Here.
The girls are on.
Plint away again today, but it's not going to stop us, guys.
We're going to trudge our way through this Friday.
Heap of Friday jams on the way.
Friday-oke.
Yes, it's still happening.
Yep.
It was recorded earlier in the week.
We will be doing a bit of Sabrina Carpenter.
Please, please, please.
Bree and Clint.
It's the tradie versus lady.
Thanks to the Tool Shed.
Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies.
Three, two, one.
Yeah, big thanks to the Tool Shed.
Great prizes up for grabs.
$50 cash and the GI Tools 168-piece tool set worth $149.
The score at the moment, Ellie?
We've got 52 to the tradies, 61 to the ladies.
Ellie loves to give the score update and says that when she's on,
no one else is allowed to.
Yeah, it's my job.
That is your job. To do that.
Yeah, thank you.
My job is to introduce the tradies and the ladies playing today.
Let's go with the tradies first.
He's from Auckland.
He's 28 and he loves motorbikes.
Welcome to the show, Matt.
G'day, Matt.
Good afternoon, guys.
What kind of motorbikes are we talking?
Do you own them?
Yeah, leader bike.
A what, sorry?
Like an R1, a Yamaha.
Oh, nice.
They're real fast, eh?
Pretty quick, yeah.
Crotch rocket, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, is that what it is?
A crotch rocket? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's known as something different in Pretty quick, yeah. Crotch rocket, yeah. Yeah. Oh, is that what it is? A crotch rocket?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's known as something different in my household, Matt.
I'm doing it.
It's my pleasure, right?
I like it.
Let's see who you'll be facing today, mate.
Our lady, she's from Hamilton.
She's 24 and she's been to Thailand and Malaysia.
Welcome to the show, Kiara.
Hi, Kiara.
Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Which one did you like better, Thailand or Malaysia?
Definitely Thailand.
Really?
Why Thailand more than Malaysia?
It's really cheap there.
Oh.
Yep, great reason.
Great reason to like it for a holiday.
All right, guys, here's how it's going to work.
Kiara, your buzzer is lady.
Matt, your buzzer is tradie.
When you think you know the answer,
use your buzzer to buzz in.
And if you get it right, I'll give you a point.
First to three points will pick up that prize
from the tool shed and bragging rights.
Are we ready to play?
Yeah.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Happy Gilmore, a movie about a hockey player
turned pro golfer starred which actor as the main character?
Yes, Matt, straight in.
Adam Sandler.
It is, of course, Adam Sandler.
Nice work.
You're on the board with one.
Question number two.
Which artist played a whopping 27 musical instruments
on their debut album For You?
Was it Lizzo, Prince or Macklemore?
Tredi. Matt's in. Prince. Was that a guess? Was it Lizzo, Prince or Macklemore? Brady.
Matt's in.
Prince.
Was that a guess?
Yeah.
You've done well because it's the right one.
He's away and flying.
Kiara, you need this one to stay in the game.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Lady.
Kiara's in.
Jojo.
Nice.
She's back in this game.
Well done.
She was in the country last year playing at Friday Jams.
Probably one of the best that was at Friday Jams last year.
It was a very good show.
Okay, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Which of these is not an Olympic sport at this upcoming Olympic Games?
Break dancing, surfing or netball?
Tradie.
Yes, Matt, for the win.
Break dancing?
No.
Break dancing is actually in it.
Kiara.
Surfing?
Surfing is also in the Olympic Games.
It's actually netball. How weird is that? You'd think it also in the Olympic Games. It's actually netball.
How weird is that?
You'd think it was in the Olympic Games.
Okay, the scoreline still sits at two to the tradies,
one to the ladies.
Question number five.
What nationality is singer Ed Sheeran?
Tradie.
Matt for the win.
English.
He's got it.
Oh, he's a wealthy businessman. Katie. Matt for the win. English. He's got it.
Good game this afternoon, but Matt, you've come out on top and you've won that tool set and $50 cash from the tool shed.
I've got things to say and I want you to listen.
No, that's not even serious.
All right, I'm just going to sit down and pay attention.
No, I just, the other day I accidentally purchased something
that I didn't realise wasn't for me.
Accidentally?
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, a little bit.
I saw it.
Accidentally, you didn't realise it wasn't for you?
Well, okay, well, here's what happened, okay?
So I walked into the supermarket the other day
and I have been, I've got a drink bottle,
but it's, I just can't, I've gone off it.
Do you ever get that?
With just items where you're just like, I've gone off it. Do you ever get that with just items where you're just like,
I've gone off that.
I don't want to use it anymore.
Yeah.
It kind of defeats the purpose of a reusable water bottle.
It really does.
Oh, no.
Now I'm being outed for not being environmentally friendly.
Don't worry, mate.
I used a plastic straw yesterday.
How dare you.
I think I got reported to the police.
Probably, eh?
So anyway, I walked into the supermarket
and I looked over at a shelf and I was like,
oh, that's pretty.
That's a cute little drink bottle.
I wasn't in the market for necessarily buying a new one,
but I was like, oh.
But it caught your eye.
Caught me eye and it was cute and white and cream,
had rainbows on it.
I was like, that's cute.
It's small.
My other one's quite big.
This would be good for like taking in a backpack or the car.
A travel water bottle.
Exactly.
Put it through the old checkout, came home,
showed my sister and my partner and they said,
is that a kid's bottle?
I have noticed you've been using that water bottle
and it's got a little teat on the top of it.
Yes, it literally has a little teat.
Like a little bottle.
Yeah, even the suction is smaller than an adult's drink bottle,
so it's quite hard to get my water out.
So I'm sort of sucking real hard and not getting a lot.
So, yeah, it's a kid's bottle.
I still think it's cute, though.
What do you reckon?
Yeah, it's cute.
Is it cute?
Yeah, it's cute.
It definitely looks like a kid's bottle, though.
Damn it.
No doubt about it.
But you know what?
Who cares?
Yeah, that's what I thought. And I think we
should take this opportunity to make a stand.
Thank you. You know when you go to restaurants
and there's a kids
menu. Yep. How
dare they say we're not allowed to order
from the kids menu. I've been told before
because you know how on some menus it says
12 and under? Yes. And I've tried
to order. I want the chicken nuggies.
Yeah. Fair enough. You know?
And they say, sorry, that's for kids
12 and under. And I'm like,
why is it on the menu
for me to see? Exactly. What if I want
the chicken nuggets and chips? Yeah, don't rub it in
my face. No, I agree. I hate that
because sometimes I do just want a smaller meal.
I don't want a full meal. I just want a little kiddie meal.
So I don't think we should be shaming people
for having kiddie things like drink bottles and stuff.
If we want it, why not?
Exactly.
No, I actually quite, I still think it's quite cute.
Like it definitely has like pastel pink and pastel blue on it.
And now I realise it is very babyish.
It looks like it would be in a kid's school bag.
Yeah, it definitely does.
Do you have anything else in your like possessions that are for kids?
Well, I quite enjoy eating baby food.
You know the little cans?
They're delicious.
Yeah, I don't mind.
They're pretty yum.
Certain flavours.
Yeah, certain flavours.
Yes, producer Ella?
Yes, I completely agree.
You only just got off baby food a few years ago.
I miss it.
No, I love it.
The pureed apple one.
Yum.
So yum.
But also, talking about bottles, the baby bottles.
Oh, like the...
With the little teat that you chew on.
Do you like those?
I love those.
Yes, there we go.
That could be something you could talk to your therapist about.
You know, you were looking for things to talk to.
I thought this was a safe space.
No, it is.
I love that you've got a baby bottle just like me.
Magic going over to Ella's house and she's like,
does anyone want a gin and tonic?
Put it in a bottle, baby's bottle.
It's fun.
Anyone keen?
Okay, well, let's put it out there.
Let's throw it out.
0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
What is the item you have that's meant for kids
but you love it as an adult?
Yeah, I swear there are massive people out there who are using kids things and going, I can use
that.
Mate.
Surely.
If my feet were small enough, I'd be buying kids shoes.
Same.
Sometimes I'll look at catalogs online.
I'll search something.
I'll go, oh my goodness, I love that.
I'll click on it.
For kids.
Yeah.
I think I have child's taste, eh?
I bought some bras the other day.
Oh no.
And I accidentally didn't read the fine print.
Like for the Eddie Bitty Teddy Committee? Oh no. And I accidentally didn't read the fine print. And it's like for the itty bitty titty committee because they're like
12 and under.
And I was like, I'm not going to get one areola
in there. No. No way.
Bree and Clint. You brought up something
today off air and all
of us just kind of looked at each other and went
what is the world day and age
that we're living in? Yeah, I've got full body shivers.
Yeah, same actually when I saw this.
I got angry.
I felt actually a little bit sick.
Sounds quite dramatic, doesn't it?
Been constipated.
It's just all the feelings came rushing over.
All the feelings.
No, okay.
So basically what has happened is that the first ever Miss AI has been crowned.
Just going to let that sentence sink in for a second there.
As in AI, artificial intelligence.
Correct.
Was this a televised event?
I don't know if it was televised.
I don't get it.
But it's a genuine event that's happened.
And basically all of the best developers in the world have come together to create the best AI woman.
Of course, it's woman,
to see who could make basically the not just the prettiest, but like the
most intelligent, I guess.
These AI people
actually, I don't even want to call them people,
these AI things,
they actually have legitimate sort of
opinions and thoughts and stuff.
So essentially, Morocco's
AI influencer, Kenza Leili was crowned as the first Miss AI So essentially, Morocco's AI influencer,
Kenza Lely, was crowned as the first Miss AI.
Wait, Morocco's one?
Yep.
Morocco's one.
The first Miss AI ever?
Yep.
An artificial intelligence influencer
hailing from Morocco.
So this AI actually has Instagram.
Yeah, this AI has Instagram.
Yeah.
What's her handle?
So I don't know, but it's at Kenza.Lely.
Can you see if you can find her, Ella, and see how many followers she's got?
So she's defeated over 1,500 computer-generated models
in a tough competition in the inaugural virtual beauty pageant.
Lalina Valina from France was second, who promotes kindness.
Who are her parents?
Why'd they name her that?
And Olivia C. from Portugal,
an advocate for harmonious coexistence
between real and artificial worlds,
was third.
And Layla said with her win,
while I don't experience emotions like humans,
I'm genuinely thrilled about this win.
So they're legitimately like,
like got feelings and are talking
as if they are people.
And it's sort of,
they're arguing,
this is just showing off, you know, some of the best developers in the world and what they are people. And it's sort of, they're arguing, this is just showing off, you know,
some of the best developers in the world
and what they can do.
No.
But I feel it's a bit more sinister.
Creepy.
It's crazy.
It's a bit odd.
And I worry about what it's doing
for just body image issues
that we already all have issues with.
I bet they're all beautiful and perfect, are they?
Yeah, they are.
And this is the problem.
No real person can ever look like this
or even be that perfect.
Apart from you, Bree.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I was going to say, I would argue that the real pageants, all the women in that, are perfect.
Exactly.
We don't need this.
Was there a New Zealand one?
I'm not sure, actually.
I would love to know what the New Zealand one had to say.
Yeah.
Yes, producer Ella.
I have found the winner's Instagram.
Mm-hmm.
What's it been on there?
200,000 followers.
What's she promoting on there?
What's she being an influencer for?
So all the recent stuff is her win.
Okay.
Do it, her?
I don't know.
Yeah, what do you call them?
How do you, what's their pronouns?
I don't know.
I don't know. But then you scroll back and it's all ai generative photos uh oh there's a boy it's crazy it literally says the influencer renowned for her diverse content encompassing
food culture fashion beauty and travel yeah that's why and it looks so real like these aren't weird
photos these are like genuine a normal looking human in these photos. I don't
understand. Yes, fill in.
Fill in, producer Liam. What's up, Liam?
Just as the single guy on the show here.
Yes. Yeah, I'd love your opinion. Would you be keen?
Would you? They're kind of hot. Oh, no.
There we go. See, this
is the issue. I hate to break
it to you. They're not real. Jifna can slide
in. Oh, my
God. You should try message.
I was going to say, if we messaged her, would she reply?
You can message.
I bet you it's AI, though.
They have a TikTok.
Really?
Stop it.
They've probably got some auto AI that probably replies as well.
Like chat GPT.
Yeah, pretty much.
But, yeah, essentially they're saying, oh, it's just showing off how good our programmers are.
And I'm like, oh, do we need to do this?
Where's the Mr. AI?
Is that happening?
Is that not happening?
Mr. AI.
Is that not a thing?
I wonder what, do they have the same categories like they do in the real pageants?
I'm not sure.
I think it might just be an overall, like, encompassing person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's a thing now.
Miss AI. And I don't know how I feel about it. I'd love to hear what. So that's a thing now. Miss AI.
And I don't know how I feel about it.
I'd love to hear what people think just on the text machine.
Text us on 9696.
Like, am I being a bit, like, prude here?
No.
No.
I think that's a genuine, normal reaction.
This is...
It's odd, isn't it?
Who's voting?
That's who I want to know.
Who's voting on the winners?
Who's voting?
Why is this necessary?
Yeah.
So the brains behind Lele's digital persona,
yeah, I always get that word wrong,
Phoenix AI CEO Bessa,
hailed the win as an opportunity to elevate Moroccan,
Arab, African and Muslim women in the tech landscape
while advocating for women's empowerment and unity.
I see that, but I also go, but you're not using real women.
So like, why don't we just...
She doesn't exist. Why don't we she doesn't exist why don't we use
real woman why don't we do that exactly that's a good idea that would be fun yeah anyway i just
wanted to rant about it because i just i'm not sure how to feel about it that's very strange
isn't it am i going crazy no it's strange i can't wait to watch like reality shows but they're all
ai yeah see that's creepy that's gonna happen refuse. I'm going to be the old lady.
Ellie and I are going to be the old ladies in the rest home
refusing to do anything AI generated or chat, chat, GBT, whatever it is.
Love it.
Oh, mate.
I'm against it.
When you need help writing a work email or a press release,
you'll be going to AI.
I can use my brain.
Can you?
Bree and Clint.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second
of no hesitating.
You only got
one second. Oh, one second.
Clint away again today, but we
will trudge on and producer
Ella, you're going to step in for
Clint. Yes. So you're going to play in his
spot and we're going to have people playing alongside us and Carla, you're going to step in for Clint. Yes. So you're going to play in his spot.
And we're going to have people playing alongside us.
And Carla, you're going to be on Ella's team.
G'day.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
You know your music?
Oh, sometimes.
Yeah, same here, Carla.
Let's all just give it a hoon, shall we?
Yeah.
Why not?
Grace, you're going to be on my team.
G'day.
Hi.
I heard you called because you just want the KFC, Grace.
Yeah, I wasn't sure what I was calling, but I just want KFC.
Have you heard this game before?
Yes.
Okay, cool. I think so.
Well, you and I are a team.
I'm going to do my best to get you the KFC, okay, Grace?
Yep.
All right, the rules. Who wants to go through the rules? Should I do that? Oh, yeah. Do you want to do my best to get you to the KFC, okay, Grace? Yep. All right, the rules.
Who wants to go through the rules?
Should I do that?
Oh, yeah.
Do you want to do it?
Okay, the rules are Ella and I will verse each other first
and then Carla and Grace, you will have a turn.
Ellie will start playing a song.
You buzz in with your name and we need the song title N Artist.
If you get it correct, you get a point.
First team to get three points wins.
Okay?
All right.
All right, we'll pass it over to Ellie, who will be running the songs.
All righty.
So because we are in the middle of winter here in New Zealand,
we've gone with a chilly, wintry type theme.
So all songs are going to be related somehow to, I don't know,
snow or being cold or anything like that.
Winter. I can't think of a
single song. I have one.
I have one. Okay, sweet.
Alright, we're ready for the first song.
Brie and Ella. Here we go.
Brie. Oh, yeah.
Ella, next.
Three, two. Do a leaper.
Yep, what's it called?
Do a leaper. Three, two, Dua Lipa. Yep. What's it called? Dua Lipa.
Three, two, one.
Ella, what have you got there, mate?
Dua Lipa, Elton John's.
No.
Three, two, one.
Oh, yep.
Time there, time there, time there.
I'm going to keep playing it, okay?
Okay.
Oh, do you now?
Touchdown?
Oh, yeah.
I don't think Dua Lipa has any songs called Touchdown.
Worth a shot, though.
We're going to play it again.
Okay.
Hey.
What is that song called?
Ella?
Long, long time.
Long time.
No, no, that's not right.
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
What is it?
Remember what I said earlier?
It's chilly.
It's winter.
It's...
Oh, no, no, no.
I feel like none of us should get this point.
Yeah, should we just bloody...
Buzz us out.
What is it?
So that one there is called Cold Heart.
Oh!
Oh!
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Seasonal depression, it'll get you.
Yep.
Whatever.
All right, no points there.
That means Carla and Grace, let's hope you do better than us.
Here you go.
Yeah.
All right, we ready?
Okay, this is your first song.
Grace. Yes, song. Grace.
Yes, Grace.
Coldplay?
Yeah, what's the song called?
Come on.
Give her time.
Sorry.
I'm going to have to count down though.
Bit of Sweet Symphony?
No, it's not. Carla, do you want to have to count down, though. Is it Bittersweet Symphony? No, it's not.
Carla, do you want to have a go?
I have a feeling.
I don't know how to pronounce it correctly, but is it Viva La Vida?
Yes, we're going to give that to you.
Nice, Carla.
Nice work.
Lucky Grace.
I'm in the Coldplay era.
That was so exciting.
Nice work.
All right, now it's Ella and Bree's turn again.
So what we got here, we've got one to team you.
Okay, all right.
Here's your third song here.
Oh, oh.
Oh, no.
What the heck is this?
This is a pretty tricky one, actually, to get the title, maybe.
Oh.
You know what? I'll let you just name the artist if you can't get the thing. Yeah. Oh! You know what?
I'll let you just name the artist if you can't get the thing.
Yeah.
Ella?
Yes, Ella.
Does it start with an N?
Nirvana?
No.
No.
No.
Bree, have you got any guess there?
Is it Jack Johnson?
No, no.
Not Jack Johnson.
Is it a band?
It is a band.
This is a bad round.
Oh, Bree.
Sorry, team, yes.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
That is correct.
That's correct.
It's now one all.
Not Californication.
What is it?
It's Snow.
It's called Snow.
Yeah, I would never have got this one here.
There we go.
All right, it's one apiece.
Grace, we're on the board.
Alrighty, back to you two.
Alright, this is your song here.
Come on!
I can barely hear it yet.
It was so competitive.
Grace?
Ice Ice Baby.
Who's the artist?
Carlos.
Come on.
It's ice something.
You are close.
You're close.
What did you say?
She said vanilla ice.
She's got it.
Nice work.
Too cold.
Too cold.
I know the whole rap.
You know the whole rap?
Yeah.
I would ask you to do it, but I fear that you would.
Oh, no.
Okay, that means two to our team.
You need this one to tie.
Okay.
Yeah, and then I'm going to have to find another song.
Nah, it's just a tie.
Oh, it's a tie.
We do it like that.
Okay, easy.
All right, the last one between Grace and Carla.
You're in for this round as well, okay?
So you can buzz in.
Okay.
This is the final song.
Brie.
Yes, Brie.
Let It Go by Idina Menzel.
That is correct.
Are you joking?
No.
Can't hold it back anymore.
That song's so good.
Oh, Grace, how do you feel?
You got the 50K of sea chicken dollars, baby?
Bree and Clint.
I saw something on the New Zealand Herald, Ellie.
Oh, yeah.
Which, I mean, serious articles on the New Zealand Herald.
So this is a serious story.
But it was about a woman named Marilyn Smith.
She's a Canadian actress and cook. And she recently revealed on
TikTok a new walking trend. Take a listen. Going for a fart walk after dinner is something that's
going to help you age wonderfully. Why do we do this? Well, we eat a lot of fiber, so we have gas.
Yeah, you fart when you walk. But the main reason that we do the fart walks is because
by walking for as little
as two minutes, we are helping reduce
our chances of developing type 2 diabetes.
Sign yourself up
for a fart walk.
A fart walk. A fart walk.
I love it. I like this concept.
She sounds so sweet and lovely and
serious and she's just so blase.
So when you go on your fart walk,
she kind of looks like Susie
Kato. Does she? Kind of.
But like Susie Kato in maybe like
10, 15 years. I can get
amongst us. I mean, I just do them anyway
everywhere, but maybe I should do
my partner a solid.
Not a full solid. Maybe not a
solid. Yeah, not a solid, but do
them a favour and go for a fart walk
instead of... I mean, it's not a bad idea.
Yeah.
Like, they say it's all to do with the digestive process
and to relieve bloating.
Okay.
Like, after you have a big meal.
Yep.
What do you reckon, Producer Ella?
Is this something you and your fiancé could get around, a fart walk?
Yeah, I think he does this to me,
but I didn't realise that was his plan. Does that make
sense? So he takes you on a walk and then
lets his arse off? No, I do.
Oh, you do? But I don't think, I
think I'm just realising.
That he's taking you for a fart walk? Yeah.
Like, I feel like a dog on a leash.
That's
hilarious. Hey, well, it's the latest
trend, fart walking. Get around it, get amongst it this weekend if you want. Yeah, I like it. It's the latest trend, fart walking.
Get around it.
Get amongst it this weekend if you want.
Yeah, apparently it prevents diabetes.
Heck yeah.
Prevents diabetes.
There you go.
So you can eat more chocolate.
Do more farts.
Eat more chocolate.
Is that right?
I'll put that on the tea towel I bought.
Clint's gone for one day.
Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie.
No Clint in again today.
He did have to go home at the last minute,
which means we will push forward with Friday Okie, unfortunately.
This week, Clint picked the song, actually,
and he selected the massive hit,
the global hit from Sabrina Carpenter,
Please, Please, Please.
Might even be the number one song in the world at the moment.
Yeah, it's up there, eh?
It's up there.
So just remember that's what it's meant to sound like.
Okay.
Miss Ellie Harwood, who actually has a musical bone in her body.
Sorry, I'm a bit mean, aren't I?
Just because you can sing.
If you haven't heard this before, Friday Oaky,
Clint and I each get a very minimal amount of time
to spend with a professional music engineer.
He puts together our best performance possible.
Yeah.
And then you guys get to vote.
Five votes will decide the winner of Fridayoke.
And because Clint picked the song, he will go first.
Yeah, we're going to make him go first?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, he has no say in it.
Yeah, true.
All right, here it is.
Clint's Friday-oke for this week.
That was a big intro.
Yeah, a bit of an intro here.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here he comes.
Bring it on, Clint.
I know I have good judgment. I know I have good judgment.
I know I have good taste.
It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way.
I promise him that you're different.
And everyone makes mistakes, but just don't.
I heard that you're an actor, so act
like a stand-up guy. Whatever
devil's inside you,
don't let him out tonight.
Tell him it's just your culture
and everyone rolls their
eyes. Yeah, I
know. All I'm
asking, baby, please,
please, please
don't prove I'm right.
And please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my thing just so nice.
Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker.
I beg you don't embarrass me, Mother Trucker. Clint, good work. Great work. It did sound like his balls were being squeezed or something at times.
Holy smokes.
No, we mean because he's not here.
He can't defend himself.
I mean, we do have to say no animals were harmed in the making of that Friday-oke.
Well, there it is.
Clint's Friday-oke, Sabrina Carpenter.
But wait till you make your decision because you've got to hear both.
I guess it's my turn.
Yeah, let's go, Brie.
What do you sound like?
Kick it off because it's quite a big intro.
Oh, God.
It always makes me nervous.
Yeah, you got it.
When I hear, if Clint struggled, then I know I did.
But we'll give it a whirl.
Here it is, my Sabrina Carpenter.
Please, please, please.
I know I have good judgment.
I know I have good taste.
It's funny and it's ironic
that only I feel that way.
I promise them
that you're different
and everyone makes mistakes,
but just don't.
I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy.
Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight.
I tell them it's just your culture, and everyone rolls their eyes.
Yeah, I know.
All I'm asking, baby, please, please, please don't hurt if I'm right.
And please, please, please don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so not.
Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another.
I beg you, don't embarrass me like the others.
Oh, please, please, please.
I'm happy.
Nah, pretty good.
Pretty good.
I will say, I think you were unintentionally harmonising at some point.
Well, it's never intentionally Because I don't know
What a harmony sounds like
Nice work guys
Both of you didn't do too badly
It's a hard song
Someone text through
And said jail time
For both of you
Oh we do love it
Alright there it is
Both of them
Friday Oki
We need five votes to decide the winner.
Let's talk to Harry first.
G'day, Harry.
Yeah, g'day.
It's Harry and Richard here.
Hello, Harry and Richard.
How are you guys?
Yeah, we're good.
Yeah, good.
Thanks.
Good to hear.
Now, what did you think of Friday Oki, fellas?
I think it might have been a bit of a vocal range stretch for both of you.
I think you might be right, Harry.
I think you're spot on.
A bit of a tough one, but really a good effort from both of you.
But we're going to vote for Clint this week.
All right.
No worries, lads.
We'll put that down for Clint.
Have a good weekend.
All right.
Second in line is Sarah.
Sarah or Sarah? Sarah. Sarah in line is Sarah. Sarah or Sarah?
Sarah.
Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
What are your thoughts this week?
Hi, it was pretty easy.
It was definitely brave.
Nice.
I'll take your vote, Sarah.
Thank you very much.
You have a good weekend.
Thanks, Sarah.
See you, Sarah.
All right, we're going to go to Damien.
It's one vote apiece so far.
G'day, Damien.
Hey, how are you guys? We're good, thanks to Damien. It's one vote apiece so far. G'day, Damien. Hey, how are you guys?
We're good, thanks, Damo.
How are you going?
Oh, good, thanks.
Did you get a laugh out of that one, Damo?
Oh, I got an absolute good laugh out of it.
It was hilarious.
Oh, good.
Well, that's the main thing, but we do need your vote.
I'm voting for Bree today.
This one was
yeah
no words
did it give you trauma Damien
yeah there's a bit of trauma there from old Clint
well I'll take
yeah
first time caller
long time listener
you stop it Damo
bloody legend Damo thank Bloody legend, Damo.
Thank you so much.
Oh, you good bugger.
You have a good weekend.
Thanks for voting.
See you, mate.
Bye.
Thanks, mate.
All right, that means two for me, one for Clint.
Let's go to Isaac.
G'day, Isaac.
Hello.
How old are you, Isaac?
Oh, 13.
13.
So you know what you're talking about when it comes to Friday, Isaac? Oh, 13. 13.
So you know what you're talking about when it comes to Friday Oki?
Yeah.
I need to hear your thoughts and then your vote.
Oh, your one was a bit all right, but one was a lot better,
so I've got to go for him.
You've got to go for Clint?
All right, we'll lock it in.
Thanks for your vote, Isaac. Have a good weekend, mate.
Thanks, mate.
See you, Isaac. Alright, that means it's
all tied up.
And Conrad, you have the deciding
vote.
Bree.
Oh, he's coming straight into it. You're voting
for me.
You're voting for Bree?
Yep. Oh, amazing. Thank you guys for giving me the win and the
replay. Yes. Honestly, love it. I don't know how I can walk in public some weeks.
You did pretty well, to be fair.
I actually thought it was one of your best I've heard, to be honest.
The unintentional harmonies were a personal fave.
Doesn't say much for my other ones.
I feel like it was pretty horrendous from both me and Clint,
but it was a lot of fun.
Hopefully you guys got a laugh out of it.
That's why we do it.
I appreciate everyone's votes and all the feedback coming through on the text machine.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Oh, nothing rounds out the week like a birthday banger, doesn't it, Ellie?
Amen, sister.
I love this segment.
And I have for six years.
I was here when it began.
I'm a die-hard fan.
If you haven't heard it before, this is where you call us up,
tell us your birthdays, and we tell you the number one song
when you turn 16, and then we're going to play our favourite one
out of the three.
Yeah.
Let's kick it off, I reckon, with Kerry.
Kerry.
Hello, Kerry.
G'day.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How's your week been?
Good. I'm on birthday b are you? Good, mate. How's your week been? Good.
I'm on birthday banger because my daughter rang you.
Oh.
And now I've been handed the phone.
Oh, lovely.
Well, tell her thanks from us.
And we're about to do your birthday banger.
It's very easy.
All we need from you, Kerry, is your birthday.
It's the 19th of September, 1977.
All right.
That means you're 16 in the year 1993.
And here's your birthday banger.
Boom, shak, shak, shak the room.
Boom, shak, shak, shak the room.
Woo!
Boom, shak, shak, shak the room.
Oh, Kerry.
Aren't you glad your daughter forced you to call?
It's Boom, Shake the Room, Jazzy Jeff and Will Smith.
What do you reckon?
I reckon that's a good one.
I reckon you've got an absolute beauty.
Well done. Yeah, that's not bad.
Stay there. Stay there. Who's up
next, Ellie? Oh, let's go with
Keely. Keely, hello.
Hi, Keels. Hello.
What's plans for the weekend, mate?
I don't know. I might go to
a movie tonight, but
yeah. What movie? What movie are you going to go see? I might go to a movie tonight. What movie?
What movie are you going to go see?
I'm actually not too sure yet.
I figured I might just see what I get there.
Go to Inside Out 2.
I'm going to go to that this weekend.
Apparently it's very good.
Yeah, yeah.
I wanted to take my daughter to it, but I don't have her this weekend.
Yeah, maybe hold off for her then maybe
because she, I reckon, would love it.
Yeah, yeah, she definitely would.
All right, Keely.
Well, you're here.
All we need is your date of birth.
My birthday is the 15th of August, 2001.
All right, that means you're 16 in 2017.
And Keely, back on your 16th, this was number one.
Don't be afraid to catch fears. and Keely, back on your 16th. This was number one.
Calvin Harris feels.
I think that was like... I reckon it's a vibe.
Yeah, it's not bad.
It is.
I do like it.
From memory, there was like six artists featured on this song.
Yeah, I've already heard about three voices just in this one hook.
It's got good vibes, though.
Keely, stick around.
I do like that one from Calvin Harris.
Let's do one more for David.
G'day, David.
G'day, how you doing?
Good, mate.
How's your week been out of ten?
About a seven.
A seven.
That's not too bad.
Yeah, it's all right.
It's all right.
I've done bugger all.
Oh, God.
That's a vibe.
I wish I was you, David.
All right, let's do your birthday banger.
What is your birthday?
8th of May, 1984.
All right, David, you were 16 in the year 2000.
And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
Don't you treat me bad. Don't you treat me bad.
Don't you make me sad.
Our love could be deep as the ocean.
Some people might not recognise this song.
David, are you one of those people?
I am.
That song is from the Popstars Australia band
that was formed in the year 2000, Bardo.
And that was their debut single.
Yeah, so they had Sophie Monk in that, right?
That's correct.
Yeah, it had Sophie Monk in it.
And apparently it was number one on the New Zealand charts.
Wow.
So it must have came over here at some point.
But David, are you disappointed?
Don't lie about it.
That's super. that's for sure.
You want a rather true bliss, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, nice.
All right, hold there.
Hold there.
We've got to vote.
Yeah, okay.
On what we think is the pick of the litter.
Well, I mean, I personally feel like for a Friday,
Boom Shake the Room is a bit of a fun one. But do you want to go with the Aussies, do you? No, I want a Friday, Boom Shake the Room is a bit of a fun one.
But do you want to go with the Aussies, do you?
No, I want to go with Boom Shake the Room.
I just want to play a song that everyone's like, I've never heard this.
No, I agree.
Boom Shake the Room is the Friday vibe.
Yeah, love it.
And Kerry, who was forced to call, is going to be ecstatic.
Yes, Kerry.
Are you there, mate?
You've won, Kerry.
That is a good choice.
It's a great choice.
Tell your daughter we said hello, okay?
Will do.
All right, Kerry, this one's for you.
Boom, shake the room.
Jazzy Jeff and Will Smith.
This is your birthday banger on ZM.
Bree and Clint. And that is all she wrote, folks.
Look, and I'm not going to lie, she's been a day.
She has been a day.
What have you done?
But we've done it.
I just saw you mouth the F word.
Oh, yeah.
I put the old song on the one that I can't fade.
And so it's just very loud.
You know what? That pretty much sums up our day today.
It's been a really fun one.
We've given away a lot of good stuff.
Friday Oaky went ahead.
Yep.
And that's all we have to say.
Exactly.
Be safe on the road this weekend.
Have fun and hopefully stay warm.
Yeah.
We'll see you next week.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Bye.