ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th June 2023
Episode Date: June 12, 2023Do you wear heels a lot? Where's ya hiding spot? Unfortunate names. Airpod hack. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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ZM, Brie and Clint.
Hey, good afternoon everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
G'day guys. Happy Monday. How was everyone's weekend?
Yeah, nice. Nice weekend.
Yeah, good weather.
Took it easy. Wasn't that good weather?
Yeah.
It was what we were anyway.
Yeah, where we were, it was good weather.
Yeah, where were you?
In Auckland.
Oh, yeah, me too, yeah.
I took my two dogs for a walk out of this mountain.
It's a volcano crater.
Yeah.
But it's just incredible because you feel like you're not in Auckland
and there's an old cow trough full of water.
It's like, yeah.
Green, yeah.
And every time we go for a walk around this mountain,
it's always at the end of the walk,
my dog Whitney Houston just bolts down this hill
and I don't know how she does it,
but she jumps straight up and over into this trough
and then she can't get out so she'll be swimming there
for like five minutes until we get to her.
Oh, just wild, eh?
And then they drink that water as well.
100%.
And then somehow they're fine.
They're fine.
But then they're all on like special dog food.
Yeah.
Or they have to be on some raw essentials, vitamin-laced dog food.
A dog's gut, I tell you.
I'd hate to think what's in there.
Hey, today on the show we've got another item
to add to our cart at four o'clock.
This is the last week of ZM's Add to Cart,
so if you've been playing with us,
hopefully today is your day to win it.
You need the four o'clock item,
and then you need to call us when you hear the activator
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I heard a rumour that all the stuff in our cart is Kiwi-made products.
Yeah, I heard that too.
Which is cool.
I'm hoping some Allbirds are in there.
Oh, yeah, into the Allbirds.
Yeah, absolutely comfy.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll see.
You can throw them in the washing machine.
Maybe sometime this week.
Yeah.
Might be some Allbirds in there.
Let's kick things off with Tradiverse Lady.
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Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradiverse Lady.
It's Tradie
vs.
Lady.
Three,
two,
one,
let's go.
Here we go.
The Tradies
and the
Ladies
go head to
head every
afternoon on
our show.
The Tradies
are on 45
wins for the
year.
The Ladies
are on 52.
Let's start
with Alicia.
She's our
Lady.
She's from
Napier.
She's 27 and she can loop her arms and step right through.
Welcome to the show, Lish.
Wait a second.
As in at the front?
Well, I can like loop my fingers without letting go,
step through my arms and lift my arms right around back over my head.
Oh.
Yep.
I'm just getting right with my own arms.
I just tried, Alicia.
It didn't look athletic, I'll tell you that for free.
That wasn't even the hard bit.
She's telling you she can bring them all the way over the top again.
Oh, like dislocate her shoulders.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's wild.
I'm not sure where that would come in handy, but cool.
You're taking on our trainees today.
Yeah, the circus.
The 53, they're from Auckland, and they're the dog food guru.
Welcome to the show, Dr. Dog from TikTok.
It's Paul.
G'day.
How are you going?
Paul, if you're the Dr. Dog on TikTok,
can you tell me what's the best food to give my dogs to stop them from farting?
Well, our dog food has the highest nutrition rate,
and it's manufactured locally by us.
And there's no fillers or preservatives
or anything in our food.
And if you look at us online,
we've got the best reviews naturally made locally.
And I'm known as the Jehovah's Witness of dog food.
Because they'll tell you about it.
Jeez, buddy, good plug there, Paul.
Well done.
You had that plug ready to go.
Your buzzer is tradie.
Alicia, your buzzer is lady.
First three correct answers gets $50 cash and a
Dr. Dog food prize pack.
Oh, fun. Question number
one. Here we go, guys.
The fingerprints of which animal
are almost identical to
humans? Is it a monkey?
Yes, Paul.
It's a monkey.
No, the other options are koala or sloth.
Alicia?
Koala.
It is a koala, almost identical to ours.
Wow, yeah.
Wild.
I'm sure a monkey's is quite similar too,
so that was a bit of a trick one there, Paul.
So question number two, one to the ladies.
Lionel Messi has just signed a multi-million dollar deal
to play what sport in Miami, Florida?
Yes, Alicia.
Soccer or football.
It is soccer or football.
Nice work.
You're on the board with two.
Come on, dog to dog.
You need this one here, Paul.
My mum always said put ladies first.
You're just being respectful.
Yeah, he's being very respectful.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Eminem.
Trotty.
Ooh.
I couldn't really tell who that was.
Claudia, did you pick up on that one?
I think that was Trotty.
You got Trotty?
Okay.
I put Tanya Arx on here, but yeah.
We'll go Paul.
We'll go Paul.
Eminem.
Yep.
It is Eminem.
You're on the board with one.
Question number four.
Who invented Facebook?
Cody.
It's hard again.
Claude, who did you hear?
I think it was Lady that time.
Yeah, Lady.
Yeah, just.
Paul got it with an um, but I think Alicia said Lady first.
Yeah, I got it with Lady, yeah.
Alicia?
Mark Zuckerberg. She's got it. She's got it with an um, but I think Alicia said lady first. I've got it with lady, yeah. Alicia? Mac Zuckerman.
She's got it.
She's got it.
Well done.
There it is.
It was a tight race.
But Alicia, you've come through with the goods today.
$50 cash going to you, mate.
Thank you.
No worries.
Bree and Clint.
When does the Barbie movie come out?
It's pretty soon, eh?
Got to be soon.
I saw producer Claude looking at the Barbie movie soundtrack on vinyl today.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Because the trailer's out, there's buzz about it,
everyone's been talking about it.
The hype is coming, yeah.
The hype is coming.
There's one scene in the trailer that I found quite funny
and it's where Barbie, because I think the whole premise of the movie is Barbie lives in Barbie world
and then she goes and steps foot into the real world. Yeah. And when she does
that, she doesn't wear high heels. She steps into a pair of
Birkenstocks. Oh. Because naturally Barbie's
feet are always in the position to go into heels, right? Yeah.
So I found that quite interesting.
And I saw this article that was talking about the Barbie movie coming out and the implications
of wearing high heels.
Long term.
Long term.
On your skeletal structure.
Yeah.
It's pretty wild, isn't it?
It's quite like intense.
What I know about heels, which is very little.
I've never worn a pair. Haven't you?
No. I would love to see
you wear a pair of heels for a night.
You'd have to find a man's 12.
Yeah, I'll ask my friend Keita Mean.
I'd give it a go. I'm pretty sure she's a 12.
Get a pair. I'll wear them this Friday.
I like how you just say it.
I like how it's just easy.
I want to experience it. I'm not saying it's easy.
I want to experience it. You'm not saying it's easy. I want to experience it.
You won't last like
an hour. I give it 20 minutes.
And to be honest,
the only way you would last is if you
sat down and didn't move for the whole night.
Give me a g-string as well.
Are you alright?
G-string's fine.
It's pretty comfy. I heard that wearing
heels like forces your hips forward.
It does.
Like it pushes a woman's pelvis forward.
And some people say, oh, that's good for your posture and whatever.
Anyway, I read this article and there's a podiatrist.
Her name's Simone Paul and she comments and makes,
like pretty much tells you the different implications you can have.
Okay.
So she said around 15% of her patients that come in
are heel-related patients.
Right.
Whether that be they've twisted an ankle or, you know, whatever.
So these are some of the different things that they say
you can get from wearing heels.
So it says, when the heels of the feet are lifted into a heel, this takes the strain
off the Achilles tendon, but adds load to the plantar fascia, a part of your foot that connects
your heel bone to your toes. This may lead to inflammation and plantar fasciitis if the heels are constantly worn.
Jeez.
It says prolonged wearing of heels on a daily basis
may cause pain in the ball of the foot
and loss of fibro fatty padding in the ball of the foot area
as the pressure in the ball.
You get right up on it the whole time.
Yeah.
So pretty much you lose that fatty padding that your foot needs.
Yeah.
And apparently in some cases, she has seen patients that come in
that have literally just a numb ball of the foot forever.
Like it never goes away.
Doesn't it shorten your calf muscles as well?
Because you're up like that the whole time?
If you wear them like enough.
Yeah.
And anyway, throughout the article, it goes into a bunch of, you know,
different things that are really bad.
And then an osteo comments on the stress it puts on your lower back.
Oh, yep.
And how bad it is because your hips are forward.
So it puts more pressure on, you know, your spine because it's not meant
to be sitting in that position.
It's like vaping, right?
I don't think anyone who's doing it thinks it's good for them.
Anyone who's wearing the heels, they're like,
this is really doing me some benefits.
Yeah.
These are ergonomic.
Every time, the part that really scares me is when I wear heels
and it's very rare, but if I wear heels for a night out,
there will be like a week or two weeks where I can't feel
the bottom of my feet.
Really?
Other women listening right now will be like, I've been there.
Like your toes, the ball of your foot, you can't feel any of it.
So why do you do it to yourself?
Because societal pressure.
Societal pressure.
To be honest, that's pretty much all it is.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I thought we could ask people listening right now,
because I'm real interested. If you're listening right now, because I'm real interested,
if you're listening right now and you wear heels every day,
because I feel like it's a dying breed.
Right.
I feel like the heels are on the way out.
Not totally.
You don't think people who work in like a law firm
or like a real estate office still need to show up
in a pair of heels every day?
They shouldn't have to.
I don't know.
Yeah. I don't know. They shouldn't have to. Yeah. Maybe they're show up in a pair of heels every day? They shouldn't have to. I don't know. Yeah.
I don't know.
They shouldn't have to.
Yeah.
Maybe they're showing up in a kitten heel.
Or a ballet flat.
Or a ballet flat.
I don't know.
That's what I want to know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
Are you someone that wears heels more than you wear flats?
And why?
Do you have to do it for your job?
What's the reason?
Yeah.
Yeah, and how do your feet feel?
Yeah.
Are you a drag queen at Auckland's Kaloosi Bar and Restaurant?
Well, they don't even wear heels.
They wear skyscrapers.
Bree and Clint.
Are you in heels more than you're in flats?
And how's the weather up there?
Yeah.
Yeah, what's it like?
How's your skeleton?
Let's talk to Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi. You wear high heels a lot, like? How's your skeleton? Let's talk to Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi.
You wear high heels a lot, Hannah?
Yes, I wear high heels pretty much every day except for when I'm in gumboots.
Really?
Oh, there's the contrast, one or the other.
Yeah, yeah.
Got to go to the extreme.
Hannah, what do you do for work that you're whacking on a pair of heels every day?
So I am a student teacher, but I'm in gumboots quite a lot because I work in a butchery.
Oh, right. But when you're not in gumboots at the butchery, you're in heels.
Yeah. Yeah. Every single day.
How high are these heels that you're wearing?
Oh, a good couple of inches. Maybe. It depends on the day. Sometimes, you know, if I'm with
kids,
then it'll be a lot shorter.
But if it's...
But there's always, if you're not on gumboots,
you've always got some kind of heel on.
Yeah, some sort of heel on, whether it's a boot
or never quite stilettos.
They freak me out just a wee bit.
Hannah, please tell me you don't put on
a practical kitten heel, do you?
Oh, God, no.
No, no, no, no.
I reckon we need to find Hannah some high heel gumboots.
I reckon that's the next logical step.
Have you seen the high heel Crocs, Hannah?
Hannah?
I think just enjoy the gumboots.
You don't want heels and gumboots.
Have you seen those high heel Balenciaga Crocs?
I've seen them.
They're hideous.
We tried to get you a pair.
Oh, thank God you didn't.
Siobhan's here.
Hi, Siobhan.
Hi, Siobhan.
Good afternoon, guys.
How are you going?
Good, thanks. What do you do for work, Siobhan? Hi, Siobhan. Good afternoon, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks.
What do you do for work, Siobhan?
I work in legal.
Right.
See, this is what I was thinking.
So in a law firm, is it pretty standard practice that the ladies in the law firm show up wearing
a pair of heels every day?
Look, it used to be back in the 90s.
For me, it was stocking, suit, heels, no spaghetti straps, walk away from your desk, you've got
to have the jacket on.
And then I left corporate for a while.
I know.
Came back to Waihi Beach.
Yay, Waihi Beach.
Took off wearing heels for about seven years,
and now I'm back into the game, gaming corporate.
And it's all, I'm wearing like chinos and Adidas gazelles.
Yes!
That's what I like to hear.
Because Siobhan, the only reason I didn't become a lawyer is because, I mean, the heels, I just couldn't do it. That's what I like to hear. Because you've won.
The only reason I didn't become a lawyer is because, I mean, the heels.
I just couldn't do it.
So I had, I mean. All day, every day.
Same, same actually.
You know?
Yeah, yeah.
And heels, it hurt.
It really does actually hurt.
Yeah, I love this.
Yeah, now I'm in the gazelles and going to corporate functions and, yeah.
Oh, you.
And the 80s.
You go tell some people off you
gazelle. You changed the face
of legal fashion
forever Siobhan. That's so
nice to hear that times
have changed from when she first started to
now. That's awesome. Abby's here. Hi Abby.
Hi Abby. Kia ora guys.
Hi. Do you wear heels a lot Abby?
Yeah I do.
I'm an operations manager. I don't need to wear them but I Yeah, I do. I am an operations manager.
I don't need to wear them, but I like to wear them.
Okay.
They go with the outfit.
No pain, no gain.
No pain, no gain.
How many inches are we talking?
I said probably consistently six centimetres to sort of like seven or eight.
They're high heels.
That's a fair heel, Abby.
Have you had any issues?
No, but I probably ignore very sore feet.
Have you ever had a podiatrist look at your feet to tell you what?
So the kicker is my dad's a physiotherapist.
Okay.
So I very much know how bad it is for me,
but I just, I love a good heel
and I like to look good for work and feel good.
No pain, no gain.
So that's how I do it.
Oh, Abby, you go out there and do it
for the rest of us that can't because damn.
I feel like I was just not built to wear heels.
Like, you know, I look like a baby giraffe.
Should we both wear them on Friday?
Oh, I just.
Should we both spend the afternoon in them?
Oh, mate, it is a bad time.
Yeah?
It's not fun.
Is it key to me and got a pair that you'd fit?
I have heels.
I just choose not to wear them.
Okay.
Following your lead.
I'll bring my heels.
Yeah.
And we'll get you into a pair of heels.
Yeah.
And we will kick around in them all day Friday.
Okay.
And we'll give our review. I'm not saying it. And we will kick around in them all day Friday. Okay. And we'll give our review.
I'm not saying it's going to be easy, by the way.
No.
I don't want at the end of it you to be like, see, I told you so.
I know it'll be hard.
I think secretly he thinks it'll be easier than what we're saying.
What do you think, Producer Claude?
Like, secretly, he's, I'm going to kill this.
I'm going to smash it.
I feel like you should have a running race.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, that's a great idea. No, no, No, no, no. That's a great idea.
No, no, no.
Let's go.
I need a few days training.
100 metres.
Brie and Clint.
I said I found the perfect restaurant for you, Brie.
Well, perfect for you for what you like to eat.
Yes.
Not perfect for you for what your body likes.
My body will put up with it.
Hashtag lactose intolerance.
It is real.
The Cheese Bar, a recently opened Christchurch restaurant,
is completely dedicated to cheese.
But it just has cheese on the menu.
Every dish is cheese.
It's like cheese themed.
Cheese things, cheese themed.
Cheese is the hero ingredient.
Different types of cheese.
Like if it was ravioli, it'd be a four cheese ravioli dish. With cheese on top.
Yeah.
Served on a bed of cheese.
With a cheese appetizer.
Sign me up.
I'm going to run you through a few of the items that are on the menu at the cheese bar
in Christchurch.
You get a cheese skillet, which is double cooked potatoes topped with your choice of
melted cheese.
Hell yeah.
Baked camembert.
Hell yeah.
Korean corn cheese. That sounds fun. Hell yeah. Baked camembert. Hell yeah. Korean corn cheese.
That sounds fun. Delish.
Cheese lava burger
with slow cooked brisket. Hell
yeah. Mac and cheese.
Of course. Jalapeno poppers
filled with cheese. Cheese, yep.
A cream
cheese brulee.
Right, yeah, got it.
$130 cheese board for four.
There is a lot of cheese.
Every dish is cheese on this menu.
Oh, this is a bit of meat.
Except for the platter of cold cut meats you can get.
There's a lot of meats on that, obviously.
But there'd be cheese that goes with it.
I think you'd get it to go with your cheese.
I think you'd get a selection of meats
to go with your cheese. It's a side.
Can you imagine how blocked up you'd be after this
restaurant? I would feel
horrific after I went there
but I would have the best time
during, horrible time after.
I want to go so bad. Me too.
If you want to go you have to pre-book because
it's so popular it completely sells out. Of course it would
be. And they do 90-minute sittings.
Look, I – sounds amazing.
100% keen to go.
Yeah.
The thing that would really tip me over the edge, and I think that every cheese restaurant really needs if they want to call themselves a cheese restaurant.
Yeah. Is you know when they have the giant wheel of cheese and then they've like cut a bowl out of it
so then they toss the pasta around in the big wheel of cheese
before they put it on your plate?
I've seen they've got the giant wheel of cheese
that they heat up under the heat lamps
and then they bring it to your table
and they scrape an entire layer of the giant cheese wheel
of liquid cheese directly onto your plate.
That'll do.
That'll do?
Yeah, that'll do.
All right.
Claudia, can we look at the next available flights to Christchurch, please?
Bree and I have a dinner reservation.
But don't book a flight for the next day because I won't be going anywhere.
And do not book us a shared hotel room.
Yes.
I need my own bathroom.
Not even an adjoining door.
Bree and Clint.
There's so many good texts coming through on this.
We've asked you guys, where's your hiding spot for anything?
Yeah.
It can be valuables, it can be money, it can be food.
Oh.
A lot of food ones coming through.
I didn't even think about that.
Yeah.
A lot of parents hiding food, eh?
Absolutely.
Your chocolate stash.
And a lot of couples who are on like 12-week fitness challenges
hiding food from each other so they don't know
that they've actually broken the 12-week challenge.
Yeah.
My dad, when he used to hide his chocolate Easter eggs,
he used to hide them in plain sight.
Oh, yeah?
You know what he'd do?
What?
So he would get an Easter egg and he'd put it on the top of the fridge
and he would eat most of it but he'd make it look like the Easter egg was still there.
Yeah. And so he'd be like, no one touch my Easter egg and then you just never
thought that he'd eaten it. But it was actually just the shape of an Easter egg.
Oh my God, he's playing Easter egg mind games with you. Yeah. Right. Legit.
Let's talk to Carolyn who reckons she's got a good hiding place. Hi Carolyn.
Hi Caroline. Hi, Carolyn. Hi, Caroline.
Hi, how are we doing?
Good, thanks.
Tell us, where's your hiding spot?
In my old house, in my bedroom,
the carpet actually used to lift up in the corner,
so I used to stash all of my money actually under the carpet.
Did you really? How much money are we talking?
It would be like $100 or $200.
But yeah, any money that I just wanted to hide and put in a safe space,
yeah, to go under the carpet.
Some emergency money.
I'd be worried the vacuum cleaner was going to suck it up, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Caroline, there's an...
Under the carpet and then under the underfloor as well.
No one would know.
This is next level, but a text has come through and they said you should cut a hole in the floor under the underfloor as well. No one would know. This is next level, but a text has come through
and they said you should cut a hole in the floor
under the carpet and climb under the house,
screw a box under there,
and put a hatch lid inside your stash for your money.
There you can then put the carpet corner back down.
It's 100% safe.
That sounds like a lot of effort.
It does.
Or you can put a little safe under there as well.
Yeah, that's another good idea.
I love that.
Okay.
Thanks, Carolyn.
Someone said, I keep my money in the back of the freezer.
That's what she did on Coyote Ugly and it ended badly.
Why?
Because she put the money in the freezer and she got robbed and they found it.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were going to say someone ate it.
Let's talk to someone who wants to be anonymous.
Oh, they must have a good story then.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
It's not that exciting,
but I would hide all my things in the bathroom
under my pads and tampon box.
Oh, brilliant.
Who are you hiding them from?
I live with three boys.
So whether it's chocolate, whether it's a vape I'm not meant to have,
whatever it is, it goes under the tampon box and they don't touch it,
don't look.
Because the boys will never, ever go into that drawer.
That is genius.
I feel like even a burglar wouldn't even go near it.
No, I don't think they would even chicken guess it.
Yeah.
What about even in a tampon box?
The burglar would open and go, ooh, yuck, yuck.
Ooh, we're not touching that.
Ooh, girl stuff, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
Well, it's definitely not in here.
Yeah, I don't think they'd think.
That's so smart, Anonymous.
A lot of people are hiding things behind the kickboards in the kitchen,
that little bit of board that runs underneath the cupboard and the floor,
which you can actually pull off.
Yeah.
Sticking things in under there. I always hide ice cubes that fall underneath the cupboard and the floor, which you can actually pull off. Yeah. Sticking things in under there.
I always hide ice cubes that fall on the floor.
I hide them under the fridge because I kick them under there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those ice cubes are all definitely still there as well.
Let's talk to Paris.
Hi, Paris.
Hi, Paris.
Hi there.
Tell us, Paris, do you have a good hiding spot?
Yeah.
So my partner always used to steal money out of my purse
and without me knowing.
Dodgy.
Oh, let's do it where he won't look.
So I went into the laundry, obvious place,
and I had an old laundry box and I cut out a hole in it
and I would stick all my money in and then boom,
$1,500 not taken out of my bank account.
Can we talk about the sticky-fingered partner of yours?
Yeah.
What's he up to?
Yeah, I don't know.
He's just always like, oh, hey, babe, got 20 bucks.
And I'm like, nah.
You've got a man-child.
Something like that.
You're a genius, my friend.
I love it.
Boom, $1,500.
I love that.
Someone said, said oh this is
old school they said i hide my jewelry in the hem of the curtains wow okay like how expensive
is the jewelry sounds like world war ii yeah okay yeah someone else said uh i would hide things from
my sister in a safe in my sock drawer. From your own sister.
God, how dangerous was your sister?
My wife had $1,000 in an old suitcase that I threw out.
See, that's the problem if you hide it too much. Someone else said, my mum's friend has a false drawer in her kitchen,
rubbish bin, and it's where she keeps all her jewellery and has only told my mum when she passes away,
it's my mum's job to tell her kids.
Oh, my God.
Amazing.
Too much pressure to remember there.
I wouldn't be keen for that.
Yeah.
Too much pressure.
You imagine you forget.
Too much responsibility.
Bree and Clint.
Let's play Guess That Voice.
It's a very simple game where we hear celebrity voices
and you need to guess them the quickest.
You have a team member that you're playing with
and Vicky, you're going to be on my team today.
G'day, mate.
Hey.
You know your celebrity stuff, Vicky, you reckon?
I do pretty well from the cast.
I like this, Vicky.
I'm glad you're on my team.
To win the KFC, you have to take down me and Joseph.
Kia ora, Joseph.
G'day, Joe.
Kia ora.
We got this, hey?
You and me, we got this.
We're going to tag team this thing.
Yeah, for the boys.
For the boys.
For the boys.
All right, Claudia, you run the game.
Is there a particular...
For the boys, Claude, for the boys.
Is there a particular theme?
Yeah, and I don't know why I chose this one,
but producer Ella's going to be stoked.
I'm doing famous vegans.
Famous vegans.
Okay.
I just heard Joseph go, oh, God.
Are they famous? Can I just clarify, are, oh, God. Are they famous?
Can I just clarify, are they famous for being vegan or just famous in general and they are vegan?
Great question.
More famous in general.
Okay.
So we might be surprised to learn these people are vegan.
Yeah, you might learn something today.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
So I'm going to play a celebrity voice.
This is like Ripley's Believe It or Not, They're Vegan.
You better believe it.
Yeah.
I'm going to play a celebrity voice.
You just need to buzz in and tell me who it is.
Your names will be your buzzers.
So Bree and Clint, you'll do the first round.
Ready to go?
Ready to go.
Here's your celeb.
People wore different things, masks and makeup and some of that.
Clint?
Clint.
Is that Rob Lowe?
No, good guess.
He's on the Atkins diet, isn't he?
Oh, yeah, he is, though.
Very famously.
You want some more?
Yeah.
The makeup that James McKay applies is part of the fun.
Brie?
Brie.
Is it, um...
Oh, what's his...
God, now I've got that.
Jonah Hill?
I thought Jonah Hill.
No, not Jonah Hill.
Wore different things, masks and makeup and some of that.
Clint?
Clint.
Jared Leto?
No.
We're just saying people that we think are vegan now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it Tobey Maguire?
It's Tobey Maguire.
Yes!
Spider-Man's a vegan.
Spider-Man's a vegan.
I could hear his voice, but then in my mind I was like,
I haven't read anything about him being vegan, but there you go.
Apparently he's been a vegan for like years, like 10 years.
Right.
Spider-Man.
Okay.
One point to team Vicky and Brie.
Okay, so Vicky and Joseph, this next one's for you guys.
Buzzing with your name, you good to go?
Ready.
Okay, let's do it.
They'll tell me, they'll be like, this ain't it, girl.
Or once they start twerking, I'm like, this is it.
Then I play it for my mom, but she was the last to hear it,
because she a Virgo, and she's a harsh critic.
I was like, let me get this perfect for my mommy.
She's, I know who it is.
She's Megan.
Yeah.
She's in the country next month.
You guys don't know that one?
Vicky.
Vicky, you want to have a go?
That's not Lizzo, is it? It is Liz one? Um, Vicky. Vicky, you want to have a go? That's not Lizzo, is it?
It is Lizzo.
It is Vicky.
They'll tell me, they'll be like, this ain't it, girl.
Or once they start twerking, I'm like, this is it.
Yeah, there you go.
Is she vegan?
Yeah.
Didn't know that.
Only for the last three years or so, yeah.
Yeah, nice work, Vicky.
Okay.
Yeah.
Two points to team Brie and Vicky.
Oh, yeah, the boys.
Yeah, the girls.
Yeah, the boys.
Come on.
Yeah, the girls, Vicky. We're going to go three in a row. Yeah, the boys. Come on. Yeah, the girls, Vicky.
We're going to go three in a row.
Yeah, the girls.
Okay, Brie and Clint.
This one's for you guys.
As they say, it's a blessing and a curse.
Clint.
Clint.
Shit, what's his name?
It's the guy who plays Dexter, isn't it?
No.
I know who it is.
I know who it is.
Brie.
Is it Vin Diesel?
No.
Oh, I thought it was.
As they say, it's a blessing and a curse.
I love the fans.
They are our joy, why we make the show.
But sometimes they can follow you for several...
Clint.
Clint.
Peter Dinklage.
Yes.
From Game of Thrones.
Who the hell is Peter Dinklage?
Blocks.
Yeah.
How do you even know who that is?
You didn't even watch Game of Thrones.
No, I didn't.
He's famous for a lot of other things.
Like, um...
He's in a Marvel movie.
Like being really, really short?
Yeah.
He's famous for a lot of things, like, uh...
Yeah, I don't know.
We're still in this.
We're still in this.
Joseph and Vicky, let's do this.
You can win it here.
Good luck, guys.
Here's your voice.
It was a magical day.
It was extraordinary.
I mean, I was full of trepidation and nerves
and being a bit English,
mawkishly kind of embarrassed about it as well.
Yes.
But then I reckon he ended up...
It's Joseph.
Joseph.
Vicky?
Joseph.
In your red glove?
No.
Vicky, last in.
You want to turn, Vicky?
Is it Simon Cowell?
No, it's not.
Oh, good guess, though, Vicky.
How is it?
It was a magical day.
It was extraordinary.
I mean, I was full of trepidation and nerves
and being a bit English,
mawkishly kind of embarrassed about it as well.
But then I wickedly...
Yes, Joseph, get in there.
The dude from...
Stop here.
The dude from what?
Oh, no, it's not Jeremy.
What's his name?
Jeremy Clarkson.
Can we get a clue, Claude?
He is Sherlock.
Come on, Vicky.
Joseph.
Joseph.
Jude Law.
Can I buzz in?
Yeah, all right.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Who's Law?
We got there at the end.
Vicky and Bree, congratulations.
You're the winner.
Vicky, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Nice work, Vicky.
That was the hardest game of Guess the Boys we've ever played.
That was tough, eh?
Goddamn vegans.
Bree and Clint.
I mean, if you have not heard about this story,
strap in because this story I'm about to tell you is one of the most incredible stories I have read for a long, long time.
Oh, I'm excited.
It's actually incredible.
So I hadn't heard about this story until today, but it's all over the news at the moment.
And it's an incredible story of survival.
So what has happened is there was a small plane that was flying over the Amazon.
It was a Cessna 206 light aircraft. And on that aircraft, I believe were four kids,
the mother of those kids, a pilot and one other man. So there, not very many people on the flight. Four kids, three adults. What had happened six weeks ago is they had to make an emergency landing
and the plane has crashed in the middle of the Amazon.
Okay.
Unfortunately, the three adults that were on the plane passed away.
Yep.
Which left the four children in the middle of the Amazon alone.
Alive.
Alive.
Yep.
So the four kids were alive.
And when I say four kids, like these, they're real kids.
So the oldest was a little girl named Leslie.
She was 13.
Yep.
Then her younger brothers who were nine and four
and then one-year-old baby were the ones that were left alive.
Yeah.
13, nine, four and one.
Yes.
Yeah.
For six weeks, the 13-year-old has taken care of her three younger siblings
and has survived in the middle of the Amazon.
For how long?
For six weeks.
Oh, my God.
Forty days these kids have survived.
How?
So apparently the Colombian military responded to the initial crash
and they were like, we need to go find these people
because they sent out a mayday.
Yeah.
And so they went out in search of this plane and they found the plane
and unfortunately they found the deceased bodies,
but the kids weren't there.
Right.
So obviously the kids have taken off somewhere to go find shelter
or water or who knows what.
And they kept looking for the kids within that time period yeah and
anyway apparently the kids have said the 13 year old has said that she pretty much knew what to do
because she had looked after her younger siblings quite a lot so she knew how to look after the kids
and she knew bits and pieces from playing a survival game. That's batshit.
That is crazy.
Is that not the most incredible story you've ever heard?
What did they eat?
So it says that they ate different bits and pieces.
I think there was some supplies on the plane.
Okay.
And then different stuff that she scavenged from around the rainforest.
But she knew certain stuff that she couldn't eat from playing this game.
That's crazy. Is that not wild? Where did they find them? And how did they find them?
Well, apparently they found them with a sniffer dog, eventually
located a scent and then they found footprints and they located
the kids. And according to reports,
they were in pretty good condition other than being dehydrated and a little bit malnourished
and covered in insect bites.
Oh, my God.
But there's stuff in the Amazon, like there's jaguars.
There's all different types of bugs and insects.
Crocodiles.
And these kids have survived on their own.
That's unbelievable
Isn't that the most incredible story?
Yeah
That's the craziest survival story I've heard
Since the Thai football team
In the cave
It's unreal
And when those kids survived
And everybody except for one of the divers that went down to get them survived
You're just like how?
How on earth did they manage to pull this off?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just incredible.
That's a movie.
Yeah.
100% this is a movie.
Like, the 13-year-old girl is a hero.
Yeah.
Like, to survive out there.
And she kept her three siblings, including a one-year-old, alive.
Yeah.
For six weeks.
That is truly unheard of.
I've got a four-year-old and a two-year-old.
I find it hard enough to keep them alive inside a house.
Yeah.
I know.
Isn't that amazing?
Let alone in the middle of the Amazon.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner.
This is where we tell you what song was top in the charts
when you turned 16,
and then we get to play one of those songs out in full. Let's kick it off with Jamie
Kutter. Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Kutter, how's it going? Good, mate. How was
your weekend? Yeah, pretty good, thank you. Pretty good.
Bit of a quiet one or a bit of a, did you send it?
A weekend with the kids, not really sending it.
The kids sent it. Yeah with the kids, not really sending it to boys. The kids sent it.
Yeah, the kids definitely sent it.
The kids absolutely sent it.
Jamie, I mean, you know, if I ever become a mum,
I'm going to be at soccer, I'm going to have a flask with me,
I'll get someone to pick me up, probably get an Uber home,
you know, just because you've got kids, you just get craftier.
That's a dream.
That is. That is.
That is good parenting right there.
And then Jamie's like, yeah, but imagine being hung over the next day.
Hey, Jamie, what's your birthday?
It's the 22nd of September, 1982.
All right, Jamie, that means you were 16 in 1998.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Oh, banger, Jamie.
Ghetto Superstar.
Do you remember that one?
I definitely remember that one.
It is indeed a banger.
I love it.
It's a vibe.
Praz from this song has just been sent to prison for conspiracy
to influence US policy on behalf of China.
Some crazy, like, almost near espionage treason type charge.
That is weird.
Weird, so weird.
Anyway, let's go to Adele.
Kia ora, Adele.
Hi, Adele.
Hello.
How was your weekend, Adele?
Oh, pretty good.
We went out on the town one night,
had some drinks with friends one night, and did lots of gardening. Yeah, Adele? Oh, pretty good. We went out on the town one night, had some drinks with friends one night
and did lots of gardening.
Yeah, Adele, you sent it.
Did lots of gardening.
Yep, it was a sunny, sunny day.
Yeah, nice.
You have to involve a bit of wholesome stuff
if you have nights out, don't you, Adele?
Yep, yep.
I like it.
Adele, what's your birthday?
16th of July, 65.
I'm going to be one of the oldest
you've had on the show for a while, I think. Not at all, Adele, what's your birthday? 16th of July, 65. I'm going to be one of the oldest you've had on the show for a while, I think.
Not at all, Adele.
You were 16, my friend, in 1981.
And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
Banger, Adele.
Cool and the gang.
Very good birthday song, eh?
Yeah.
Adele Yeah true
Your birthday banger song
Is literally a birthday song
Awesome
Yeah awesome
Okay wait there Adele
I like it
We're going to do one more
For Chris
Cue to Chris
Hi Chris
Hi
What was the coolest thing
You did this weekend Chris
Oh
Oh who knows
It was a lot
It was that long ago, eh, Chris?
Chris is like, I can't even remember what I did.
I should have asked you through Monday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fair enough, Chris.
Well, let's do your birthday banger for you.
What's your birthday?
12th of the 8th, 1979.
Right, that means you were 16, Chris, in 1995.
And on that day, this would have been number one.
Go, go, chasing waterfalls. And on that day, this would have been number one.
TLC.
And Waterfalls.
Are you into it, Chris?
It's not bad.
Pretty iconic from the girls.
Would have been better if they had a come in person.
Oh, we were so close with Friday Jams last year.
We were so close.
Maybe this year.
I'm voting for that.
I'm voting for TLC.
I'm voting for ghetto superstar.
Are you?
Absolutely.
Okay, we're going to split vote.
We'll throw it to Claudia.
Claudia, what's the winner of birthday banger this afternoon?
I think Waterfalls is doing it for me.
You're a Waterfalls girl?
Yeah.
Means Chris, you won.
Congratulations. Thank you. Good luck piecing your weekend back together. Sounds like a big one. means Chris you won congratulations thank you
good luck piecing your weekend back together
sounds like a big one
I will
if Jamie's still listening I came up
with a better idea buy a camelback
and then fill it with scotch
and put it under your jumper
at the kids soccer
good parenting Jamie
great parenting, Jamie?
Great parenting.
Yes, Jamie. You're welcome, my friend.
You enjoy it next weekend.
Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger from 1995.
Brian Clint.
Is it in Brian Clint?
It's the winner of birthday Banger today from TLC.
From 1995, it's Waterfalls for Chris.
That was Chris's Birthday Banger, number one on the day he turned 16 years old.
There it is.
Hey, a story that's really unfortunate for one gentleman
because it's just unlucky, really.
Yeah.
Quite a coincidence, too. Yeah. Quite a coincidence too.
Quite a mind-blowing coincidence.
Right.
This next story.
So it's about a guy named Kieran Harris who's 21.
He's from the UK and he told media outlets
that he was wrongfully blacklisted by an airline
because he shared the same exact name as another passenger who was banned for disruptive behaviour.
So get this.
So he obviously had no idea that some other dude named Kieran Harris has caused a bit of a scene on an airline.
Yeah.
And he's been banned for 10 years from that airline.
Jeez, what did he do?
It doesn't exactly say.
Yeah.
But obviously it wasn't great.
Okay.
Put on the life jackets, stood up and said,
we're all going to die.
Yeah, I think he was drunken.
Right.
And unruly is what they said.
But not this Kieran Harris. Not this one.
This is a different Kieran Harris. He's went to go
book a flight on this same airline
and
he booked it a month in advance
but they only pretty much
Was he only banned from this particular
airline? Yes. Yeah, right.
Because he shared the same name as this other guy
who's been banned for 10 years.
Anyway, he's like what the hell is going on?
Why have they blacklisted me?
Yeah, what did I do?
He didn't really know.
He couldn't, anyway, after quite a few phone calls.
The airline were like, we know you don't know.
You were drunk.
He's like, what are you talking about?
Quite a few phone calls ahead, few different emails.
He's finally figured it out that he has the same name
as this guy who's been naughty on a plane,
but also the same birthday.
Oh, that'll do it.
Because I was going to say, what a stupid system
if they're just writing the person's name down.
But right, okay, so he shares a couple of details.
Yeah, the name and birthday.
Surely they need to go off passport number,
like something more.
But if you're flying domestically, they wouldn't have his passport number.
What are the odds of that?
So, so annoying.
He just shares the name with somebody unfortunate.
It's like that guy who's got that TV show in Australia, the vet.
Bondi vet.
Bondi vet Chris Brown. Yeah. Who rose to fame about the same time
that Chris Brown had all of the stuff with Rihanna go down.
And it's like, not that Chris Brown, not that one. Not ideal.
Not that one, not that one. Not ideal. Yeah. Can you imagine how annoying that would be if
you've got a name, right, and it's always been your name, and then someone
else with the exact same name becomes famous,
and then every time you meet someone, you go,
oh, I like the famous person.
I told you I used to work with a person at my last job
who their name, no crap, their name was Michael Bolton.
Yes.
Oh, what?
Do the song.
Sing us a few bars.
And he worked for a radio station as well.
So good.
It's like that woman we spoke about a few years ago.
She's a real estate agent in Auckland.
I love this.
And her name is Sandra Bullock.
And who did she sell the house to?
She sold the house to somebody who also had like a movie star's name.
Was it Tom Cruise?
It's something like that.
It was something like that.
And it was out of Caracca, wasn't it?
Out in the outskirts of Auckland.
It's in South Auckland, yeah.
And everyone made news headlines because her name was Sandra Bullock.
Yes, Producer Claude?
Graham, it was Graham Norton.
Graham Norton.
Sandra Bullock.
Sandra Bullock sold Graham Norton's house in South Auckland.
Yeah.
So good.
Sandra, if you're listening, I loved you in Miss Congeniality.
I reckon it's a great promotion.
One and two.
One and two, you were great in both.
Yeah.
I liked you in Speed, but Brie hasn't seen it.
Haven't seen it.
0800 dials at M.
I want to hear from people.
It might not be you.
It might be someone you know, but they just have an unfortunate name.
Maybe it's to do with...
Someone way more famous than you has that name.
Could be that.
And they've ruined it for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It could be the, I mean, when you put the names together,
it doesn't sound quite right.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's just an unfortunate name.
Like Michael Hunt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Say no more.
Yeah, don't nickname Michael.
Don't give him a nickname.
As a guy who was blacklisted from an airline for 10 years.
Yeah.
He went to try and book a flight and they said, ah, no, no.
Not you again.
You're blacklisted.
He goes, I'm not the same one.
Same name and date of birth.
Yeah. That's where it caught him up. Unfortunate. You're not coming back on here. He's. Because I'm not the same one. Same name and date of birth. Yeah.
That's where it caught him up.
Unfortunate.
They're like, you're not coming back on here.
He's like, I'm not that guy.
You threw your poo around like an ape in a zoo on the plane last time.
They're like, prove it.
Prove it wasn't you.
So we're asking you guys, who's the person with an unfortunate name?
Lockie, you've got a friend with an unfortunate name.
Not really unfortunate, but I've got a Julia Roberts.
Oh!
Is she a pretty woman?
She's definitely a pretty woman.
Oh, fucky.
She would get it all the time, too.
I don't reckon that's unfortunate.
I think you're right, Lockie.
I think that's like an icebreaker.
Has she been on one of those ads yet for Skinny?
No, she hasn't.
I thought about that the other day.
Waiting, waiting to get the call up.
She's a sinner.
I think they've actually had a Julia Roberts.
I think they might have too.
So this would be the other Julia Roberts.
Thanks, Lockie.
That's great.
Let's talk to caller number two.
Oh, I assume they're going to give us their name.
It's them, yeah.
Hello, caller number two.
Hi.
Hi.
Caller number two,
you think you've got an unfortunate first and middle name.
Yeah, definitely do.
Okay.
Tell us when you're ready.
What is your first and middle name?
First name is Adidas.
Adidas?
Adidas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My middle name is Heavenly Sky.
God.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I'm 100% sure.
No, you're not. No, you're not. Adidas I'm 100% sure. And Adidas.
No, you're not.
Adidas.
Is it pronounced Adidas or Adidas?
It's Adidas.
It's Adidas.
Adidas.
Your parents were feeling creative, Adidas.
I don't believe Adidas for a second.
No, I believe her.
No, I do not believe Adidas for a second.
I believe her.
I do not.
Yeah.
Trustworthy.
Adidas.
No.
I need to read out some of these texts because they're so good. Okay, you ready for this one? Yeah. Trustworthy. Adidas. No. I need to read out some of these texts because they're so good.
Okay, you ready for this one?
Yeah.
My friend worked with a lady called Annette Doreen.
So put that together.
Annette Doreen.
That's so good.
Annette Doreen.
Someone else said, my name is Aaron Smith and I live in Dunedin.
I'm not the all black, but get asked all the time when making bookings over the phone.
He's the most famous man in Dunedin.
Yeah.
It would help for getting reservations.
Well, you just don't say.
You just say, it's Aaron Smith here.
Certainly, Mr. Smith.
It's Aaron Smith.
Table by the window.
Someone else said, I'm an IT recruiter and was working with a candidate called Bradley Cooper.
Every client I sent him to for an IT job asked me if he was between acting jobs.
That's good.
It would suck to have the same name as someone who was really hot too.
Yeah.
Because people would instantly see you and they would draw the comparison.
Yes.
You might be perfectly fine looking, but the minute that the benchmark is Bradley Cooper, they're like,
oh. I like the good one.
Monique's here. Hi, Monique.
Hi, Monique. Who's the person
you know, Monique, with an unfortunate name?
Well, it's just me, and it was
back when I was quite young, and
my good friend went to take me out. I used
to work at Imageland in Hamilton,
and there was another place
called Snapshot just around the corner.
He went into the Snapshot, goes, hi, is Monique Bayer here?
They're like, hold on, we'll go get her.
They go out the back, bring her out.
He's like, that's not my friend.
I'm going to take her to lunch.
And they're like, oh, there's another camera place around the corner.
And that's where I work.
And they were both Monique Bayers.
You're kidding me.
And I didn't even know her.
And it turns out we are related.
What?
Wait, what?
Oh, my God.
My dad left when we were quite young.
So we don't know.
This is like, Monique, there's like a glitch in the matrix.
There should not be that many coincidences.
Monique, you're telling me.
I'm sorry to hear that your dad left when you were young.
That's horrible.
But you're telling me your dad had a kid, you, called her Monique.
No, cousin.
Cousin.
So I think what I took from it, I was really sad because I thought,
he just took her name and gave it to me because he couldn't be bothered
thinking of a name.
Yeah.
Because he's older.
Yeah, she's like the older.
Oh, my God.
Great story though, Monique.
Thank you.
Ridiculous, Monique. That's ridiculous. Great story, though, Monique. Thank you. Ridiculous, Monique.
That's crazy.
We're talking about unfortunate names.
Someone's texted and they said, my ex's surname was Thrush.
I just could not deal with that.
Hopefully his surname was Pill.
Take a pill for that.
Let's talk to Greg.
G'day, Greg.
Hello, Greg.
Hey, how we going, team?
Good, thanks, Greg. Your cricket coach has a bit of an unfortunate name to Greg. G'day, Greg. Hello, Greg. Hey, how we going, team? Good, thanks, Greg.
Your cricket coach has a bit of an unfortunate name, Greg.
Yeah, so it's the 90s.
I'm 12.
I got introduced to my cricket coach, Mr Kerr,
and, you know, we're thinking,
oh, yeah, this is going all swimmingly.
We come to find out one day when his wife turns up
and refers to him as Wayne, all hilarity breaks loose
and it was in fact his name was Wayne Kerr.
No, it wasn't, Greg.
I believe Greg.
100,000%.
Every time we do a topic like this, we get a call like this.
I am inclined to believe Greg.
Where is he?
Where is this Wayne Kerr?
I want to speak to this man.
Eastern
suburbs of Auckland, I'm sure
you go digging and you'll find a Wayne Kerr
who is... A lot of Wayne Kerrs in the eastern suburbs
of Auckland. I mean, it's going to
be hard to find which one, Greg.
It's going to be hard to pick him out.
Our producer Claudia said to us before the show
that she knew a Phil McCracken. I don't believe
her for a second. 100%. No, I don't believe you. I do believe Greg, though a Phil McCracken. I don't believe her for a second.
100%. No, I don't believe you.
I do believe Greg, though.
Why?
Yeah, why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why?
I just don't know.
It's just unfortunate.
To the 15 people who have texted us and say they know a person called Chris Peacock, you don't.
You don't.
No, I believe him.
You do not know Chris Peacock.
No, I believe him.
I believe those people.
No, you can't all know Crispy Cock.
Well, they're all talking about the same guy.
He's probably famous where he's from, for his name.
There's too many good messages.
What about, I went to school with a girl named Bianca, last name Blows.
That's not ideal for Bianca, is it?
Did she?
Brianne Clint.
Have you ever been caught in those traps on TikTok
where they pretend like they're doing a hack
and then they...
I think they just want to see how many people will try it
to see if it's real or not.
Oh.
Sometimes they're real, sometimes they're not.
Okay.
I came across one on my TikTok the other day
and it's to do with AirPods.
Yeah.
I've got a little clip of the guy talking
about it here let's take a listen when you put your airpods like this you have to make it like
a tripod and you go like this and when you hit play it like plays like a speaker well you can
make your airpods into a bluetooth speaker so what he was doing was i've got my airpods here and i've
got the case is he pulls out the airpods and he kind of sits them in the top of the case
and then kind of leans it on the desk.
So the case in the AirPods and leans it on the desk like a tripod.
Okay.
And he reckons, he claims, and in the video when he plays a song,
that it sounds like a speaker.
Okay.
I call BS.
I do too.
I don't know how those tiny little things,
I don't think they'd be allowed to go loud enough
if you meant to put them in your ear.
Yeah, so what we're going to do is he kind of sits them on the edge.
I mean, this is very visual,
but you'll be able to hear if it works or not.
Yeah.
So kind of sits them like that
and then kind of puts them on the desk like that.
Okay.
Oh, one's gone haywire.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
So they're like, if you imagine the AirPods case,
the legs of the AirPods are kind of sticking out the top of it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Have I done it right?
Well, yeah.
If this works, we'll get a video of it so you can see how to do it.
Oh, maybe that's the way it goes.
I'm skeptical.
Ah, okay.
I've got it now.
Okay.
I've got it.
Oh, but it kind of doesn't sit, does it?
Okay. I'll just hold it. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Put your microphone it now. Okay. I've got it. Oh, but it kind of doesn't sit, does it? Okay, I'll just hold it.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Put your microphone down there.
Okay, got my phone connected.
Mm-hmm.
Here we go.
Let's see if it works.
Volume up and play.
Nah.
I've turned your microphone up so loud as well.
You can barely hear it.
I knew.
Whoa, party man.
I knew.
Whoa, someone call noise control.
I'm that old person on TikTok that is getting tricked with all of these things
and all the gen zedders are like, ha, we got another one.
Yeah.
It's all good, man, unless you didn't do it on the radio or broadcast it out to everyone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I regret my choices.
Okay.
Bree and Clint.
About a weekend.
Are we watching Love Island?
You up to date with Love Island?
I will admit I did binge watch it yesterday because I had nothing better to do.
Yeah.
It's always there.
So I did give it a watch.
I see they already eliminated the one guy that doesn't have abs.
Yep.
I felt –
Typical.
He didn't have enough time.
Yeah, or abs.
Yeah.
If you're a Love Island fan and you're wondering,
what if it happened to Ikin Su and Davide,
the greatest Love Island couple of all time?
I feel like that was a mistake putting them in there
because once they joined forces, they set the bar too high
and now no characters on that show can ever amount.
It's like Richie McCaw kept the All Blacks.
No one can ever live up to that.
It's too hard.
They were great.
They were dramatic.
They were hot.
They were everything you wanted from that show.
You are a liar, actress.
Go the f*** out. You are a liar actress, go the f*** out.
You are a liar actress. They won
the main season of Bluff Island last year
and I can confirm, Iken Su
and Davide
still together. Yay!
So that's what, a year later?
Oh, that's nice to hear.
Davide's given an interview where he
said that if they had, they have had their ups and downs like any couple.
We saw it on the show.
Yeah, he said that's continued outside.
Yeah, right.
He said they moved in together straight away.
Did they?
I didn't realise that.
Well, they were already living together in the villa.
I know, but that doesn't mean that's for a TV show.
He said if there's something he would change or would have done differently, he would have
taken things a bit more slowly.
See?
Just what I said.
Why would you move in together straight away?
You've only known each other for like however many months inside a reality TV show.
They were in the love bubble though.
They were being told by everybody they were the greatest and they're like, let's bloody
get a house.
And there was offers of joint, you know, branding deals where they had to be living together.
Well, you say that.
They recently had to dismiss rumors that their relationship was a showmance.
They do a lot of brand deals through their big Instagram accounts, but people want to buy them as a couple.
So there were rumors that they were no longer together, but they were just doing it for appearances and pretending to be together
and posting cute selfies together just so they could keep getting
their bloody vitamin pills or whatever.
The cash cow.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, there was rumours of a reality show just about them, remember?
They made it.
They did make it.
Yeah.
He took Ikin Su to Italy and showed her around Italy,
and she took him to Turkey and showed him around Turkey. Yeah, nice.
Never saw it. Never saw it. Sounds like quite a good
show. Yeah, it does sound like quite a good show.
Ick and Sue also gave an interview to Cosmo
Magazine recently where she revealed
that she has no friends left.
What? She said that some of
her friends that she'd known for 10 years
They sold stories
about her to the Daily Mail
and to all the bloody tabloids over there.
And cashed in.
And they cashed in on their friendship.
They weren't a true friend in the first place then.
And she said it's really hard to make any friends, new friends now.
Because they just want you for something.
Yeah.
Because they just want to be around you because you're Ick and Sue from.
Love Island.
Love Island.
That's really sad.
That's why you should not screw over all of your family
because they have to put up with you.
Yeah, exactly.
Always keep one or two of them.
Yeah.
Around.
At the end of the day, though, they are still very hot and very rich, so.
Imagine their children.
Oh, my God.
They'd be the best-looking kids out.
Oh, my God, yeah.
That's it, guys.
That's the end of the show.
Thank you so much for joining us today. Oh, sorry, I just burped. Did my God, yeah. That's it, guys. That's the end of the show. Thank you so much
for joining us today.
Oh, sorry.
I just burped.
Did you?
Pardon me.
I'm not a burper.
Nah, you're not a big burper.
I don't burp a lot.
So what's going on?
I don't know.
What have I eaten?
Oh, I had hummus.
I had some hummus.
Chickpeas.
For lunch?
Chickpeas, yeah.
They're quite gassy
chickpeas, aren't they?
Yeah, yeah. Right, on that deliciousas, that'll be it. They're quite gassy chickpeas, aren't they? Yeah, yeah.
Right, on that delicious note, I guess it's time for dinner.
No, we can't leave now.
Well, I don't know.
You brought the awkward chickpea gas story to the table.
I was going to just get out of here with some friendly chat about TV shows and stuff,
and then all of a sudden you're being flatulent on the end of the show.
New episode of The Idol on Neon comes out tonight if you're tuning in for that.
Have you finished Selling Sunset yet?
Yeah, I finished that ages ago.
I can't even remember what happened now.
Oh, well, I won't say.
No, don't say in case people haven't. Well, nothing really
happens. Yeah. I've got a friend
who describes that
show and all shows like it. He goes,
man, my wife has a lot of seasons
of rich women arguing to watch.
Yeah, Desperate Housewives, Selling Sunset.
Real Housewives.
Real Housewives.
Oh, yeah, sorry, that's what I meant.
Real Housewives.
What else?
All of them.
The main storyline, there's Selling OC, there's, yeah.
All the spin-offs.
The main storyline is rich women arguing.
Yeah.
Is that what happens on Below Deck?
Rich women arguing?
Yeah, I haven't seen Below Deck.
Nah, there's a lot of rich people arguing and demanding things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same premise.
Pretty much.
All right.
Brian Clint, we'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
Have a great evening.
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