ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th June 2024

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. Save Like a Boss with KFC's 999 Wicked Pat. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Bree and Clint. Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint experience.

G'day guys, happy hump day, happy humpity hump. Humpity, humpity, humpity lump. Do you reckon anyone's actual hump day is on a hump day? Oh, good question. Not in my house. It's usually a Sunday, surely. It's midweek. Midweek of this. Midweek is throwing a curveball into the mix, I think.

Rare as hen's teeth, surely. It's quite rare. Yeah, yeah. It's either, it's a Sunday. It's a Sunday night. It's a school night. It's a school night. No, but you're saying no to Sundays.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm saying no to hump day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sunday's a school night. No, but you're saying no to Sundays. Oh, no, no, no. I'm saying no to Hub Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sunday's a good day. Wednesday, really? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hey, there is a drastically different look to the Brie and Clint show today.

Brie has carried her centre part over into day two. If you missed it, we styled her out of her millennial side part yesterday into a Gen Z centre part, and it's returned for day two. If you missed it, we styled her out of her millennial side part yesterday into a Gen Z centre part and it's returned for day two. Look, I've tried to style it myself just to see if I could do it.

Yeah. Just to see. I've, I haven't got this many compliments on my hair in years. I've had the guy at reception compliment me.

Yeah. I've had the woman at the gym compliment me. I had women out in the office going, what have you done different? Of course you look good today. And I'm like, God, maybe I need to rethink my whole personality. It's wild, the change like that.

Because when you have done one hairstyle forever, any change is going to stand out. But it's standing out in a good way. If you want to see it, there's still before and after photos on our Bree and Clint Instagram story. If you search Bree and Clint on Instagram, you'll be able to see Bree's hair before and after the centre part restyling.

That's a big change. Huge. Massive. Let's get moving with a round of tradie versus lady where the ladies are racing ahead. They're more than 10 points up in this game. What are the 10 points up? Did I put the score up there yesterday?

Anyway, the ladies are on 52, the tradies on 42. If you want to make a difference in that scoreline, give us a call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Prizes from the tool shed up for grabs. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's L-A-B and Give Me That Feeling. Fun fact, that's Ross Boss' favourite song on the ZM playlist., that's L.A.B. and Give Me That Feeling. Fun fact, that's Ross Boss' favourite song on the ZM playlist right now.

Is it? Yeah, but he's in our bad books at the moment because he said we're not allowed to fly to Christchurch to drive to Hamner to eat the $50 crayfish pie. He's like, you're not allowed. It's too expensive to fly all the way there. We're not talking to him. We said, what if we walk?

In fact, I can't even believe we played his favourite song for him. He doesn't deserve that. Take that out of the... No, actually, don't make the guys from L.A.B. pay for Ross' mistakes. True, true, true, true, true if we walk? In fact, I can't even believe we played his favourite song for him. He doesn't deserve that. Take that out of the... No, actually, don't make the guys from LAB pay for Ross's mistakes. True, true, true, true, true. You know? Yeah. They shouldn't have to pay for it.

Nah. Yeah. We'll just punish Ross. In other ways. In other ways. Silent treatment. You know what we can do? Yeah.

Play some really old school music for Birthday Banger today. He loves that. Yeah, suck on that, Ross. We're playing Ebba. It's a tradie versus lady Thanks to the tool shed Kiwi owned Trusted by tradies 3, 2, 1

Let's go We're not sulking though We're fine with it No we're professionals Adult professionals Who have a great prize up for grabs From the tool shed In tradie versus lady today

It's a cordless backpack sprayer Worth $185 and $50 cash, just in case you don't feel like doing any backpack spraying. Great prizes up for grabs thanks to the Tool Shed. The ladies on 52 wins for the year. The tradies trailing by 10 on 42. Ladies first, and she's in Manawatu. She's in her 50s, and she has expensive taste on a Cinderella budget.

Welcome to the show, Cindy. Hello, Cindy. Or should I say Cinderella? Yeah, killed her. What bag are you running at the moment, Cindy? What, sorry? What bag are you sporting at the moment? Oh, yeah, no, we won't go there.

Is it a fancy one? No. No, she's on the Cinderella. Yeah, kind of is, but that's okay. Okay. Oh, there, no, we won't go there. Is it a fancy one? No. No, she's on the Cinderella. Yeah, it kind of is, but that's okay. Okay. Oh, well, there you go. She's secretive. She doesn't want somebody to know.

You're taking on our training today from Taranaki. They are 32, and they are flying out to Rarotonga tomorrow. Welcome to the show, Cole. Hello, Cole. Hello. Is it a holiday? Who are you going with? Just my partner.

Oh. It is a holiday. Lovely. How good. For how many holiday? Who are you going with? Just my partner. Oh. It is a holiday. Lovely. How good. For how many weeks? Seven days. Seven days. Perfect.

Perfect. God, I hope you get good weather, Cole. Cocktails by the pool this time tomorrow. Can you bring one? Maybe we can shout you one if you win this game. Yeah, bring one of the stray dogs home. They're so cute. Yeah, okay.

Bring a stray dog home from Rarotonga. People do that. Do they? If I can. I like it. Cole, you're Buzz's tradie. Cindy, you're so cute. Yeah, okay, bring a stray dog home from Rarotonga. People do that. Do they? If I can. I like it. Cole, you're Buzz's tradie. Cindy, you're the lady. The first of three correct answers gets the prize.

Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. In what year was the internet first opened to the public? Was it 1989, 1993, or 2003? 80. Yes, Cindy? 89.

Good guess. Cole? What's that? 91? 93 was the answer we were looking for, according to the internet. And it's about the internet, so I hope it's right. The internet wouldn't lie about itself.

All right, no points there. Question number two. Hillary Clinton was married to which US president? Yes, Cole. Bill Clinton? It is Billy Boy Clinton. That's right. No one calls him that.

Billy Bob Thornton. No one calls him that. That's who I was thinking of. Billy Boy. Billy Boy Clinton. Billy Boy Clint-y-on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. All right.

All right. Now we move on. All right. Nice one, Cole. All right. One to the tradies. He's having fun. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Cindy. Little Mix. No, not Little Mix. Good guess, though, Cindy. Cole?? No, not Little Mix. Good guess though, Cindy. Cole? You want a free guess, Cole? Duffy, you bet.

Duffy, yeah, it is Duffy. It is up the Duff, that is Duffy. Haven't heard that in a while. Yeah, it's still a great song in my opinion. Still, Cole, you are two in front now. Cindy, you need this one to stay in it. Question number four. What is the name of the designer behind the perfume number five?

Ladies. Yes, Cindy. Chanel. Well done, Cindy. Get on there, Cindy. You've got one. Well done. You've kept yourself in it.

Question number five. What is the world's most expensive spice? Is it cardamom, saffron, or turmeric? Babies. Yes, Cindy. Saffron. Gosh, it's coming back with a vengeance. We love to see it.

Cole, you nervous? Yes. We're at tiebreak now. You were on match point, and now we're at tiebreak. I can hear Cole's butt cheeks tensing up. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number six.

In which country is the party island of Ibiza? Is it Greece, Spain or Italy? Cole just got in there. Greece. No, Cole, you passed it over to Cindy. Is it Spain or Italy? Spain is correct. She's a lady.

That was a huge come from behind victory, Cindy. Congratulations. We've got 50 bucks in that backpack sprayer from the tool shed coming your way. Awesome. Nice. Good on you, Cole. Have a good holiday. I will do. Nice. You're lovely. It doesn't matter, Cole. Either on you, Cole. Have a good holiday. Oh, thank you.

I will do. You're lovely. Yeah, it doesn't matter, Cole. Either way, you're going to be on the beach tomorrow, so it's all good, right? You're still winning. Great game today, guys. Thanks for playing.

Cheers to the Toolshed, too. They've got 30 stores nationwide. The Toolshed's Kiwi-owned and trusted by tradies. There's a mum in the UK who's made the news today because her husband wants to relocate their entire family to the other side of the world, to New Zealand, of all places. It is a long way from the UK. It's wild.

It's wild in New Zealand. It's crazy. We don't know what they've got down there. We don't even know what they eat. She wrote this. She said, My husband wants to move us all to New Zealand because he's had a job offer

and he is increasingly concerned about the threat of war. We live in the UK. Well, I mean... There is war in Europe. There's war in the Ukraine, but like... Is that Europe? It's on the continent, isn't it? Keep moving.

I just left you hanging there. Yeah, I know. I was like, isn't it? Keep moving. I just left you hanging there. Yeah, I know. I was like, don't bring me into it. Claudia, you're not going to fact check this? You're staying clear as well? Yeah, I feel like you might be on your own. You could have Googled it for me. Oh, nah.

Okay, two separate statements. Brexit, eh? Am I right? True, they're not even in Europe anymore. They left. The UK left. He said the company will sort everything out, but she's worried that it's a huge decision.

She's got anxiety about it. She said, we've never even been to New Zealand. We don't know anyone out there. I don't know anything about it. I don't know about the schooling system. It's so far away that we wouldn't be able to see our friends and family regularly. I'm just worried we wouldn't adapt.

I totally get where she's coming from. It's a long way. And if you've never been to a country and your husband comes in and goes, we're moving our whole country, we're moving our whole family to this country, and you're like, we've never even been there. Especially if you said to him, why? And he's like, war. We're in our whole family to this country. And you're like, we've never even been there. Especially if you said to him, why? And he's like, war. We're in the United Kingdom.

But that's for their family to figure out. And it is obviously a huge decision. I would say that it's not a huge life change, like UK to New Zealand. They're fairly similar. Fairly similar. We've got the same woman on our money. Yeah. If the Thornberrys can do it, then any family can do it.

And they went everywhere. Funny you bring up the Thornberries because that's what I wanted to ask about. Not like a move from New Zealand to the UK or vice versa or like relocating to the Gold Coast. Somewhere a bit more intrepid or out there is what I'd like to know about. Where did your family move to when you were a kid? Did your dad get a job somewhere?

Did your dad get a job in... In Ethiopia. In Uganda. In Russia. Yeah. Yeah, somewhere that you had definitely never been before. Tahiti.

Yeah, and what was that like for your family relocating to a whole different culture, essentially? Will you take calls if people's families sold their house, bought a van and drove around like travelling in a van for a year? Yeah, sure, sure.

Did you become a van family? That's pretty interesting. That is the plot line to the Wild Thornberries. Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or even if it's Australia but you move to like a tiny town in the outback. Like did you move to like somewhere near Alice Springs or something? Yeah.

Yeah. Did you move to like Mount Isa? What's that? Oh, it's like a small mining town. Yeah, did you move to Mount Isa? Yeah. Or Dubbo. Did you move to Dubbo?

I reckon even picking up your whole family and moving to somewhere in South Africa like Durban or something would be a pretty big culture shock. Yeah. You know, especially for a kid. Where did your family move to? Was it wild? packing up your whole family and moving to somewhere in South Africa like Durban or something would be a pretty big culture shock yeah you know especially for a kid where did your family move to was it wild was it great was it like an awesome thing

for your family to do or did you guys come straight back and were you like we're never doing that again what about if someone's family just up and moved to Japan yeah

like how different would that be well anywhere that you don't speak the language is super different would be super different, especially for a kid, but a kid would adapt really fast. So where'd you go?

Where'd your family move to? Bree and Clint. We're telling the story about this lady whose partner wants to relocate their whole family from the UK to New Zealand. New Zealand? Why New Zealand? That's scary down there, down under. He reckons it's the safest place if war broke out.

And he's probably right. Scary down there, down under. He reckons it's the safest place if war broke out. And he's probably right. But she's saying, no, too big, too far, too risky. I've never even been to New Zealand. I don't know what they're doing down there. I always fantasised about this as a kid too. I was like, imagine if my family moved to Australia. That's about as far away as I can comprehend. I was like, imagine if we lived in the Gold Coast.

I think I was from such a small rural country town. Yes. That I never even had the thought. Really? No. You never listened to Kelly Clarkson break away? And you're like. When I got older.

I'll spread my wings and I'll. Yeah. But I actually did break away when I was like 15. And I was like, send me to boarding school. Get me out of here. So we're asking, where did your family move to? When you were a kid, someone texted and they said, I'm a teacher. And in a month, I'm moving my whole family, wife and two kids, who are five and two, to Shanghai for two years.

Wow. Teachers who can teach English in China, I think they get paid quite well. Could I go to China and teach English? Well, you're not a teacher. Yeah, that doesn't matter. I've had friends that go to places like China. I think you'd have to do a teaching... I don't know if you do. Really? I mean, I could just say I did.

But how's your grasp on English? Yeah, you make a good point. Can you imagine? I go over there to teach an English class and they all come out with like this thick Australian accent. Janelle's here. Hi, Janelle. Hi, Janelle.

Hey, how's it going? We're good. Did your family move somewhere when you were a kid? Yeah, we relocated to Fiji. Okay. How was that? That's pretty cool. Yeah, it was pretty good.

I went to the International High School there and my dad did air conditioning for a job. Okay. So what was the reason, Janelle, that you all moved in the first place? Was it because of your dad's work or your mum's work or what was it for? Yeah, my dad's work.

They wanted to start a division of his company in Auckland up in BD. Yeah. Right. Was it great? Was it like a cool thing for a kid to do? I reckon it would be. It was pretty awesome. I was 15 and yeah, there was

lots of times being at the beach and resorts and... Would you sneak out to the resorts and get cheap cocktails? Yeah, yeah. That and the bars in Fiji as well. There's no age limit. Hell yeah, Janelle! Every teenager's going to move to Fiji. Thanks, Janelle.

Janelle's like, my childhood was swim up bars. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Where'd your family move when you were a kid? Bahrain. Bahrain? Next to Saudi. I was going to say, I've never even heard... Bahrain? Yeah.

It's in Saudi Arabia, isn't it? It's not Saudi. It's a separate country. Oh, it's its own thing. It's in the Arabianrain. It's in Saudi Arabia, isn't it? It's not Saudi. It's a separate country. Oh, it's its own thing. It's in the Arabian Gulf. It's in the Middle East, though? Yep. That's the right term for it, yeah.

And Sarah, what was the reason for your whole family moving there? My dad was an airline pilot, and he took a year's job with Gulf Air. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. Claudia just brought it up on the map for us. It is tiny. Bahrain is small. It's tiny, and they're so wealthy.

Yep. Sarah, how old were you when the whole family moved? I was 15. Oh, my God. That would have been really difficult. How was it for a 15-year-old girl moving to Bahrain? It was great. Was it?

It was great. Coming back wasn't so great because, like, my friends had, you know, made other friends, kind of. Yeah. So great. Coming back wasn't so great because my friends had made other friends kind of. Yeah. So fitting back into school wasn't as easy. Yeah, but you were rich by then so you didn't care, eh? Yeah, it was an awesome year.

Yeah, well you don't pay tax for a couple of years. Oh, I wasn't rich. Maybe my parents were, I don't know. Yeah. Okay, thanks Sarah, that's great. That's so interesting. Someone said, we moved to Yokohama in Japan for three years. Yeah. Okay, thanks, Sarah. That's great. That's so interesting. Someone said, we moved to Yokohama in Japan for three years. My dad was a US Army medic. Army families, eh?

Yep. Always on the move. Someone else said, my mum and dad moved to Papua New Guinea for two years when I was about seven. I wonder if they remember it. Seven, you would. You would, yeah. Yeah, 100%. Moved my entire family to Thailand and lived in Bangkok for seven years. My wife was freaking out because she'd never been there,

but it was the most amazing experience. I've got a friend, a Kiwi friend, who lives in Bangkok. It's incredible. I love Bangkok. Yeah. I've been there a couple of times. It's quite a cool city. Someone else said, because I said before,

I wonder if anyone's moved to Mount Isa. I moved to Mount Isa to work for the Flying Doctor Service. There you go. There you go. Is there someone from Mount Isa? Colby's here. Service. There you go. There you go. Someone from Mount Isa. Colby's here. Hi, Colby. Hi, Colby.

Hello. How are you? We're good. Where did your family move when you were a kid, Colby? When I was a kid, we actually moved quite a bit between California and New Zealand. Okay. Really? Yeah.

My husband and I, we've got five kids, and we've moved between California, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Japan, Tahiti, China. Oh, my God. Virginia. What's it like, Colby, moving an entire family to, like, different countries multiple times? Do you ever unpack your suitcase? Yeah. No, it's pretty crazy. But we're used to it, and now we kind of just live out of suitcases,

which has its perks too. You know, we don't accumulate too much stuff. No, totally. It's, yeah, easy to get up and go when it's time to go. I can hear like a hybrid accent in you as well. I can hear that it's like half Kiwi, half Californian. And sometimes you dip in and out of both of them. That's really interesting.

I mean, the Americans think you sound like a Kiwi and the Kiwis think you sound like an American. They do. Yeah, they do. And it's so funny because I don't think I sound Kiwi at all, but oh well. Colby, what's the reason for moving? Like, is there a reason that you guys have moved around so much? No, I mean, I guess so.

We just kind of like going on adventures and we just think something sounds like a good idea at the time and so we'll pick up and go. So you just go and do it. Sometimes it's a good idea and sometimes it's not. And you've got five kids? Yeah. I just can't even

pack for myself for a two-week trip. That's just amazing to me. I've got two kids. I don't even want to go away for the weekend. Yeah. Good on you, Colby. They start packing for themselves. Yeah, true. Thanks, mate. That's really interesting. We appreciate the call. Such a cool upbringing

like that. You'd have so much life experience by the time, you know. We're asking, did you move ages away when you were a kid to a total culture shock? And this text sums it up. Someone texted and said, my parents when I was a a kid, moved to Wainuiomata. Wow. Wow, culture shock. Look out.

Nothing will prepare you for that. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. There's this Aussie influencer who I hadn't heard of, but she is very popular. She's got 17 million Instagram followers. She's copping some backlash in the media today because she asked her wedding guests for something at the wedding. Is it Tammy?

It's Tammy, yeah. Hembrow? Is she famous? She's pretty famous. Is she? Yeah, she's a pretty big deal in terms of the influencing world. What's her niche? What's her thing?

Well, she just had baby stuff. She had a baby recently. Oh, yeah? What's her thing? Well, she just had a baby stuff. She had a baby recently. Oh, yeah. She's a baby influencer. I think like health and wellness, fitness and makeup. I think she covers quite a lot of different things. It says here that she's a fitness mentor and a businesswoman. Yeah.

She said, like I said, she's got 17 million Instagram followers. I didn't check her TikTok. She's worth an estimated $50 million. Is she worth $50 million? Which is crazy because I swear John Key, the richest man that any New Zealander can name, was only worth like $26 million. God, that's a lot of brand deals she's done, isn't it?

It's a lot. That's a lot of hashtags sponsored. $50 million is a lot. $50 million is outrageous money.. 50 million is a lot. 50 million is outrageous money. 50 million is crazy money. Oh, does she do OnlyFans? Don't know. No, that's not a joke.

Yeah, okay, I don't know. I don't know. Because people are making big money on OnlyFans. Which is the one you're allowed to share your link on and which one are you not allowed to share your link on? You can share your link on Instagram and not TikTok, eh? Yeah, I think so. Is that how it works?

Yeah. Spicy link? I mean, I don't know, but I could look into it. You're still considering it, eh? I mean, depends how much. Depends how much for everybody, to be honest. Anyway, someone has leaked a copy of her wedding invitation, which first of all, rude.

Yeah, who was it? If you were lucky enough to receive an invitation to someone's wedding. It's probably going to be a glamorous, fancy wedding if she's worth 50 mil. Says Black Tie. Some people are talking about how even though she's worth 50 million, she's asking her guests to contribute to the wishing well. That's, is that, I don't know. Is it off?

Is it off? Is that a bit off? Or is it like, is it her right? Is it just people want to contribute something? She doesn't need anything so she said you can

contribute some money. I'll give you the wording because maybe it's in the wording. Okay. The invitation says, presence on our day is the greatest gift of all. There will also be

a wishing well at the event for your contribution and well wishes should guests wish to give something. So it's basically saying... I feel like that's pretty fair. And it's what's on every wedding invitation. Everyone puts that on a wedding invitation. No one's shaming anybody for having a wishing well at the wedding.

I think it's perfectly fine. It's not what we're doing. It's just if you're worth $50 million. And like, I imagine the wedding is I think it's perfectly fine. It's not what we're doing. It's just if you're worth $50 million and like, I imagine the wedding is going to be bougie. So does that change the amount you should have to put in the wishing well? If you're going to a bougie wedding and you know that they're dropping

tens of thousands of dollars, do you have to go, oh. Is there pressure on you if you're going to someone who's worth an estimated $50 million? Is there more pressure to give more? Or Is there more pressure to give more? Or is there less pressure to give anything? Yeah.

Because you're like... She doesn't need it. Yeah. This is the occasion where I'm going to give you something from the heart. A nice handwritten card. I'm going to craft you something. A handwritten card. I'm going to do a portrait of you for your wedding.

It's always so awkward though. Like the wishing well at a wedding to me is very awkward and when I say that, not that people have them. No. Great, do your thing. Yes. I think the awkward part for me is knowing that the next day the

couple who got married are going to sit down and they're going to go through each person's card. With a spreadsheet. With a spreadsheet and look at how much each cousin or auntie or friend contributed to the wishing well and then they will judge you. And let's all not pretend like they're not going to judge you.

They're judging. Only $45 from Uncle Pete. I thought he had quite a good year last year. Yeah, he's doing pretty well. Pretty stingy, isn't he? Ella, you are in the midst of planning a wedding. Within the next 12 months, you will be wed. Have you had a conversation about whether you're going to do

what you're going to do for gifts or wishing well or anything like that? No, I didn't even know that was a thing. When you were talking about wishing well, I thought you meant a thing in the mall. Oh, right, where you put the coin in and make a wish. Ella, if you do end up having a wishing well, out of me, Clint and Claudia, if we're invited, Of course you are.

Stop saying that. Who do you think would give you the most to your wedding wishing wells? Oh, my gosh. Most to least. Rank us. Most to least. Oh, I don't know.

Yes, you do. Clint, I want lots from you. Okay. I would hope. Yeah. No, it's not about what you want. As a congratulations slash apology sort of thing. Yeah.

It's not about what you want. Yeah. Rate us. Oh, no, man. I don't need your money. Oh, it's so obvious. I don't need your money. I just want to have a fun night.

Claudia, you rank us. Brie, Clint, Claudia. Done. There we go. Thanks. That's what we're looking for. That's all you have to say. Okay. I rank us. Brie, Clint, Claudia. There we go. Thanks. That's what we were looking for. That's all you had to say. Okay.

I feel anxious. Brie and Clint. That's new music on ZM from Sabrina Carpenter. It's called Please, Please, Please. And that's great that we're playing that song, Sure. It's great that we're playing new Taylor Swift songs, Sure. That's all really good. But there's a song that we are not playing, guys.

There is a song that has some threat how slipped through our fingers here at ZM. You tell the truth. What? Who told you first about this song? Who broke the news? Who was ground zero to you with this song? TikTok. No, I told

you about the song. Oh my God, are you trying to gatekeep the Irish kid song? This is so embarrassing for you. Producers, can you have my back? I literally told him about this song and then he's coming to work and he goes, have you guys heard this Irish kid song? Not true at all. Not true at all.

Just because you talked about it doesn't mean it was the first time that I'd heard about it. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? We're trying to celebrate this song and then you're trying to take credit for it. You're not even on the song. The song has so little to do with you. Admit it.

I told you about it. Now you're on it. Fine. If that's what you need, fine. Okay. Fine. Everyone happy? I'm happy.

Here's a song that Brie told me about. That's better. And that's why it's interesting. It's those Irish kids from TikTok. You can stop what we do. I doubt it. We've got the energy. We'll tell Irish kids from TikTok. I doubt it. We've got the energy, we'll tell you all about it. Ice starts from my... It is

blowing up. And if it's not on your TikTok feed yet, it will be. And then good luck getting it out of your brain. It's by a group of kids called The Cabin Crew. They're Irish primary school kids. And they have blown up because they did this song live on an Irish radio station.

Are they all from the same school? They must be. They look like they're about 10 years old. How are there that many talented kids at one school? You know what I've thought about it and there's very little information about out there about the Cabin Crew so far. They must have a really good music teacher. They must have it must be like School of Rock where they've got a music teacher who's like here's a project where we're going to actively learn about things like songwriting and electronic music production. Even if the teacher is amazing, it still doesn't mean, like, she can give talent to kids.

I know what you mean, yeah. Or he can give talent to kids. Like, those kids there, like, when I saw the video, I was like, holy hell, they're talented. They've all got rhythm. They've all got timing. They've got charisma. It's amazing.

So I thought we need to play the entire song. Yeah, I'd love to play it. I thought this is the song that's missing from the ZM playlist, and I've asked Claudia to go and get the entire song for us this afternoon. It's catchy. And let's spin it. Let's just play it. Yeah, we've taken out a Taylor Swift song to replace it with this song.

So I think that's fine. But don't worry, we'll still play seven Taylor Swift songs before five o'clock. Taylor Swift will be coming up in a couple of songs. We've just got to make room for the cabin crew. This song is called The Spark. The Spark. How good? Oh, Claudia.

You've cut off half the song. I said to you when that started playing, are you sure you've got the whole song? You've cut off half the song. I think I was chatting debris when I loaded that in. Just seemed a bit short at a minute 25. Yeah. Claudia.

We've got to play it again. We're trying to become the first New Zealand radio station to rip the cabin crew. I'll go find a rest. And you've only put half the song in there. No, we're going to take a short break. You didn't even know about this song until Brie told you about it.

Between Brie claiming credit for the cabin crew and Claudia only putting half their song in, this is the worst new music premiere that's ever happened on this station. Mate, they call me the Boeing 747. Why? Because I've got a cabin crew. Half a cabin crew.

Brie and Clint. Time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk Sorry I hadn't warmed up my whip Yeah

Can you do a good Good Impression of a whip Cattle nine tails Is that good? What is that? It's a whip. No, a whip is...

I reckon it's more... It's a bit can of coquille. Yeah. You know I'll have a good whip on her, Ella. Nope. Claudia. Whopper. Nope Claudia Wapa This is the machine guns all over again Okay

Let's move on This is Google Down Where we try and find out who is the fastest Googler on the team And we're playing for people at home For KFC chicken dollars Here's how it works I've put these questions into Google. If you yell out the correct answer first, I'll give you a point.

First to three points wins. Who won last week? Me. That's why she asked. It's me, Mario. That was a horrible impression of Mario. It's me, Mario. No, okay.

We're not going to do that again. Are we ready to play? Ask the questions. I've been ready. No, okay. We're not going to do that again. Are we ready to play? Ask the questions. I've been ready. Here we go. Question number one. Who wrote the song YMCA? Who wrote it?

Victor Willis. Village People. Claudia, I'll give it to you. It was Victor Willis and the Village People. Oh, well, I get one too. No, she answered it to you. It was Victor Willis and the Village People. Oh, well, I get one too. No, she answered it before you. Cool. Claudia on one, question number two.

What is the biggest US lottery win ever? It's $2.04 billion. Oh, goddammit, Claudia. She is away and flying. It is $2.04 billion. Oh, goddammit, Claudia. She is away and flying. It is $2.04 billion. Oh, my word. Huge. How does...

Is that for one person? One person. One person won that, yep. How do you exist with that? Like, suddenly you're a multi-billionaire. Apparently, I feel like I read somewhere, the guy that won it ended up buying like 15 houses in like three months. You would.

That's ridiculous. Edwin Castro, if you were wondering. Claudia is on two, which means it could be a complete down trowel. Clint and Ella, if you don't stop her here. Question number three. What a fall from grace for Ella that would be. At least I'm not cheating. Clint Roberts.

Cheat better. Can you cheat now so the game can go a bit longer? No, don't worry. I'll get the next one. What song was number one on the charts March 15, 1998? Getting jiggy with it. We'll smash. It is all over and done.

And Claudia takes out the win. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's gutting. Tahi, you picked Claudia. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Hey, good on you, Claudia. Thanks, Tahi. Get in, son.

We'll send out that KFC ASAP. Legendary. Thanks, guys. No worries. I think this segment's done its dash. Yeah. Nah, I think we should keep going. I think we wrap it up.

Don't be like that. This is where you can rise like a phoenix from the ashes. Nah, well done, Claude. I think I'm like a Formula One driver. You know, as they start to get older, their responses aren't as fast. I'm in cognitive decline.

You are. I'm admitting that you're old. You are at the age where you can't become a gamer. Yeah. Like they say at our age. I couldn't be a fighter pilot. Like we can't compete with the kids who are, you know, like 16, 17.

Our reflexes are nowhere near. So what's Ella's excuse? Yeah, exactly. Bad Wi-Fi. Yep. Very bad Wi-Fi. All right. And lack of sleep.

I stayed up all night. Oh, here we go. Why'd you start it? Why'd you start it? Bree and Clint. What do you reckon that instrument Why'd you start it? Bree and Clint. What do you reckon that instrument is there at the end? Is it a trumpet, tuba? An oboe.

Trumpet, I reckon. The... Yeah. Yeah, a bird trumpet. Could be a cornet, actually. What's a cornet? Cornet, like the little round one. Could be a cornet.

Not the same, not to be mistaken for the single horn. The French horn. The French horn. What's the last post played on? A cornet. A bugle. A bugle. Oh, shit.

Okay. No, it's not a bugle. No, it's not a bugle. No. No, a bugle has no. A bugle has no. No experience in wind instruments, by the way, but a bugle has no

little things you press. Which is what the last song is played on, the last post, sorry. The last post is played on the bugle. No, it's played on a trumpet. Oh, is that? Yeah, but a race bugle. I thought it was like, oh right. Yeah, I think.

I've got no idea. I've got no idea. It's impressive. I have a friend, though, who plays the last post on Anzac Day in the Waikato. It's so impressive. It's quite a prestigious thing to be asked to do. 100%. And my friend Walter does play. That's an impressive skill from Walter. We could ring him and ask him.

We'd love to know. We'd love to know. I'll text him. I'll text him. You text him. And we'll get an answer for you just after the news. Okay. Okay, great.

Before that, I saw something on the old talk and I need to know if it's just me that has had their mind blown or if I'm not the only one. Sure. Yeah. So that's what we like to use this radio show for, to see if we're the only one or if we're not alone. Yeah, personal benefit. The Michael Jackson song, Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'. Yes.

Now, if you bring that song down. Is there a trumpet? Could be a bugle, actually. Or trombone. Now, bring down the music for a second. One of the greatest songs of all time. It's a great song. What is he saying in that little piece of audio just there?

Now, don't listen to it. Don't listen to it. What do you recall him saying? Mama say, mama say, mama say. Right? Yeah. That was the general gist. I was like, that's what I always sang.

Yeah, yeah. When I was singing it. Yeah. Are you ready to have your mind blown? That's what he says. Listen to this audio I heard on TikTok. I'm almost 45 years old, and I just found out just a second ago that Michael Jackson says,

I'm going to say it one more time, I'm not going to stop. I'm going to say it one more time, I'm not going to stop. Whole life said that. What's a Michael stop? Bet you ain't know either. Now play it again. I'm going to say it one more time, I'm not going to stop. Not possible. Say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. Not possible.

Say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. Say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. I'm going to say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. I'm going to say it one more time. I'm not going to stop.

I'm going to say it one more time. That's what he's saying. Say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. Say it one more time. I'm going to say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. I'm going to say it one more time.

I'm not going to stop. I'm going to say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. Because then he says, saying it out loud. I don't believe it. No, I don't believe lady eating chips. I don't believe you. No. I Googled it. I don't.

I Googled it. Yeah. She's right. She's not right. I Googled it. She's right. That's what it is. Really?

I know. Rihanna has used that lyric in her song. I know. And she says, mama say, mama say,. Really? I know. Rihanna has used that lyric in her song. I know. And she says, mama say, mama say, mama say. I know. Trust me. I've had time to process this. You're in the frame of mind I was in yesterday where I'm coming to terms with it.

Where did you Google it? What's your source? Because at the moment your source is lady off TikTok. Wannabe starting. I'm telling you, I Googled it. Lyrics. Yeah. So, you know, these are the lyrics.

And it says here, you got to be starting something. Where is it? Oh, mum, mum, mum. I Googled it. Oh, now you're making me second guess it. I just feel like you need to. Yeah, look, Claudia's brought it up here over and over and over. It says Mama Say, Mama Say, Mama Say.

I Googled it. Yeah, check your sources. I Googled it. Really? I'm telling you. Someone said you're both wrong. It's I'm Insane, I'm Osama Microsoft. Hang on, let's just check.

Let's just check. I'm Insane, I'm Osama Microsoft. I'm insane. I'm Osama Microsoft. I'm telling you. Say it one more time. I'm not going to stop. I'm going to say it one more time.

I'm not going to stop. Mama said Mama said Mama said. Yeah, but what does that mean? Mine actually makes sense. It doesn't need to make sense. Right here, look. Yeah, it doesn't sound like it there, does it?

I guess we'll never know. No, I think we know. No, I think we all just agree that we're all right. I think we've been fine this whole time. Some woman off TikTok has made us question ourselves. This is the problem with our generation.

We don't watch the news anymore. We just see something on TikTok and we go, oh, my God, the earth is flat. That must be true. Yeah, it must be. It must be true. Bree and Clint. Want to launch a new segment this afternoon, and it might be the first and last time depending on how this goes yeah

totally wild yarns that you've heard around the traps it might be from a stranger friend family member you know the story i'm talking about because it's a fantastic yarn it's a great story but you don't know necessarily whether it's true. Yeah, it didn't happen to you, but the story goes that it happened to someone you know that knows someone that it happened to, basically. It's usually like two or three degrees of separation, right? But still a great

yarn. But still a great yarn. Still a great yarn. And the enemy of great yarns is drilling into them too much. Yeah. You don't want to think about it too much. Don't think about it too much. Just take it for what it is. It's a good yarn and we move on. There's often a bit of GST added to a good much. Yeah. You don't want to think about it too much. Don't think about it too much. Just take it for what it is. It's a good yarn and we move on. There's often a bit of GST added to a good yarn. Yeah, exactly.

And I thought we could kick it off today. I've got a great wild yarn for you. Okay. Okay, you ready for this one? Mm-hmm. So this is how the story goes. So there was a psychologist, a woman, who her profession is she's a psychologist.

Apparently a patient she had was talking to her about how she'd been sleeping with a married man. Okay. Okay. And she was talking to her about how the guilt of that was eating her alive. And she didn't really know what to do because the guy, the married man that she had been sleeping with, has said to her that he's going to leave his wife to be with her. Classic. You know? And she was talking to her psychologist about it because she's like, I don't really know what to do about this situation. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's, you know, I love him, but I don't want to be a homewrecker.

Like, this is really difficult. Anyway, obviously she does her job and, you know, gives her some advice. And the thing about psychologists is that there's obviously patient confidentiality. Of course. So she can't talk about her patients with anyone. Anyway, later that week, the psychologist's husband, so the psychologist that has just heard this story from her patient, her husband tells her that he's leaving her for another woman that he has been having an affair with. The psychologist's husband was having a fling with her patient.

What are the chances? When I was young, all I could do was laugh. And she couldn't tell either one of them that she knew because of the patient confidentiality. You would, though, for a second, step out of your psychologist role and go, what's the woman's name? Kitty Pitty. Just to confirm it.

Surely. But, I mean, could she lose her job if she, I don't know. I know we said we wouldn't drill into the details, but surely the patient. That's the beauty of a wild yarn. You let it be. You let it be. You let it be. Wild story. Surely the patient would have done some digging to find out who the guy she was sleeping with was married to.

But what if, if you want to dig into it, what if. She started seeing that psychologist specifically because she was dating her husband. Or the psychologist when they got married. She kept her own last name so there was no way of knowing. It's a wild yarn. It is a wild yarn. It's a wild yarn. Do you want to try and drop one on us?

I promise we won't dig too deep into the detail. We just want to hear the wild yarn that you have heard from someone else. You know the stories we're talking about. If you think you can keep it snappy for the radio, we would love to hear your wild yarn this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. What's your wild yarn? You can also text them through to 9696. Anonymous. No

names. Not important. Just give us the story. That's what we're after. Just the juice. We're talking wild yarns. What is your wild yarn that you've heard? They're the stories that you've heard from someone or who have heard them from someone else,

and it's a great yarn. Yeah. It's an amazing yarn. You don't know if it's completely true. No, and we're kind of establishing criteria for this, right? Wild yarns are passed down. They didn't happen to you. It's not directly to you.

It's not directly to you. Because you could have a wild yarn that has happened directly to you, but I'm talking those stories that have been passed down. Until it goes person to person to person. And people add in their extra little bit of flair. If it happened to you, it's a wild story. I love this text that's come through, and it says, my dad always said, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.

That's what this segment is about. I think this one fits the criteria. Okay. A friend of our friend was a diving instructor in Australia and on one dive got the bends and had to go into the hyperbaric chamber. Following this, he got a lot of headaches for a while and ended up going for a CT scan. They found that the dose of the bends had given him a form of brain damage, but he was otherwise fine, but it did mean that he couldn't dive anymore.

And as that was his job, he got paid out by his insurance 1.5 million Australian dollars. Because he was an 18-year-old guy, he obviously didn't do anything good with it. He just partied for three years, and when the money ran out, he went into the trades.

Wait a second. That is a good yarn. That's a great yarn. That's the exact yarn we're looking for. Yeah. Play the little sting. Oh, yeah, that's a great yarn. That's a great yarn. When I was young, all I get is wild yarns.

It's a nice wild yarn. That's what we're looking for. We don't know if it's true. We don't know if it's true. But it's a great wild yarn. It's plausible, though. It checks out. It could.

The guy spent $1.5 million in three years. That would be so much fun. That would have been the best three years of his life. Jessie's going to try and drop a wild yarn on us live. G'day, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Hi. So I heard from a friend that one of his mates

had a one-night stand with the girl, got her pregnant, not knowing until much later on, then started dating his now partner, and on the first time he went home to meet her family, it turns out that his partner's older sister was the one-night stand and her niece is actually his son. Wait. Sorry, her nephew. niece is actually his son. Wait. Sorry, her nephew.

Her nephew's his son. Wait, hold on. You lost me. You lost me. Can you... What? So, wait. The guy...

He got a girl pregnant on a one-night stand. Gotcha. Started dating another girl. Yes. And was going all right. Went home to meet the family. Yes. The family is...

It's the older sister of the girl that he got pregnant. Is that right, Jesse? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That was spot on, Jesse. Told her beautifully. My brain just too slow to pick up on exactly what was happening. His niece is his daughter.

It's a wild yarn, Jesse. Wait, so his niece is also his daughter? Oh, yeah. Wild. I went to school with a girl who used to be really close with our cooking teacher, like sit in the cooking room every lunchtime and do school stuff with her all the time. She is now dating the cooking teacher's husband. What?

How did that come about? When I was young, all I get is wild yarns. We don't know if it's true, but it's a wild yarn. It is a wild yarn. I say we bring it back next week. I say we bring it back. I reckon there's more wild yarns out there that need to be told. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do it. We love it. You call us, you tell us your birthday, and we calculate. Look back in time. What was number one when you were 16? And then we reminisce and play our favourite one.

Indy's going to do Mum's birthday banger. Hi, Indy. Hi, Indy. Hi. What's your mum's name? My mum's name is Casey. Casey. Okay, we're going to do Casey's birthday banger,

but you're driving it here, Indy. So what is her birthday? My mum's? Yes. Okay, it's the 27th of December, 1990. Nice work, Indy. That means your mum was 16 in 2006, and this is her birthday banger.

Come on. Gwen Stefani and Pharrell. Gwen. It's called Wind It Up. Have you ever heard this song before, Indy? No, never. Yeah, it's classic Gwen Stefani era 2006. Yeah.

Did your mum like it, Indy? Um, she isn't hurt. She can't hear it. Oh, okay. Well, can you tell her? Can you tell her what it is? It's Wind It Up by Gwen Stefani. And we'll do a couple more.

Henry's here. Hi, Henry. Hi, Henry. Yeah, hello. How's it going, guys? Good, thank you, mate. Mate, we just launched a new segment earlier called Wild Yarns, and I heard you have one. Yeah, I did actually, yep. Is it a quick one?

Oh, I can make it quick. Okay, make it quick. What is the Wild Yarn? So, it's told to me by my mate and it was supposedly his workmate and he was out on the town one night and

ended up going home with a young lady and he was taking his time and this lady turns around and says, Oi, just stick it on G.

Thanks for that, Brie. I got told... Thanks for that. I got told from the producers, I'm not taking the fall on that one, Henry, Henry. I'm going to move right along. I've got his birthday.

I'm putting him on mute. 10th of September, 1998. He was 16 in 2014. Suit Tim. Suit Tim, doesn't he? Do you like it, Henry? Couldn't be worse. Yeah, couldn't be worse.

Couldn't be worse. Much like that story. That's the worst story I've ever heard. Was that the worst story I've ever heard Was that the worst story you've ever heard? Finally, don't try and distance yourself from it now It's your fault It's your fault Wait

It's your fault Matt, can we do your birthday banger? Can we go out on a big one? Oh, well, we'll soon see Bring the tone up, Matt Come on, save us What's your birthday, Matt? 19th of May, 1989.

All right, you were 16 in 2005. And on your birthday, this was number one. It's a clear winner. Do you like it, Matt, the black-eyed peas? I don't mind the black-eyed peas. Yeah, not too bad. I think it's a clear winner. Do you like it, Matt, the black-eyed peas? I don't mind the black-eyed peas. Yeah, not too bad. I think it's a good one. I'm going with yours, Matt, black-eyed peas.

2005. Thanks, Matt. Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Enjoy this. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. And thanks to Indy and Casey. And no one else.

That's it. And Henry one else. That's it. And Henry, you know what you did. You go to the corner, Henry, and you think about what you did, all right? Brian Clint, you're on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint, the Black Eyed Peas. The winner of Birthday Banger from 2005, Fun Fact, that was our Gen Z producer Ella's first time hearing that song. And she goes...

This is a pretty good song, eh? Wait, no, I just had heard a different bit and I thought it was a remix. Are you sure? I think it was the first time taking it in, and I actually really enjoyed it. Yeah, there you go. Have you heard, guys? You'll be excited to know there's about 4,000 Black Eyed Peas songs for you to go back and listen to.

Have you heard this one? Rewind! Oh, I have. Yeah, yeah. They had such a good run in the 2000s, didn't they? They were unstoppable. Oh, man. We had a fun time in the early 2000s, didn't we?

You were in nappies. Were you in the womb? That was my favourite time, man. We had a fun time in the early 2000s, didn't we? You were in nappies. Were you in the womb? That was my favourite time, actually. Sleeping. Sleeping. In nappies. In nappies, yeah. Bring back the nappies.

Hey, if you missed it yesterday, we performed a transformation on Brie Thomasel, taking her from millennial side part to Gen Z centre part. I'm really interested to know how it was received by your partner. So we're going to talk about that next. Okay. Plus the results of the before and after poll. Do the people want you to be a centre part girlie now?

Or do they want the side part to stay? Yeah. I mean, it's big stuff here on the Brian Clint Show. It is big stuff. You're doing it for people who are too scared to do it themselves. So we'll get the results. I'll take the hit. I'll take the hit.

Next on ZM, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Yesterday we brought in a professional hairstylist called Charlie from Tony and Guy to transform you from millennial side part to Gen Z centre part. Something you've been very scared about doing. Yeah, look, I just, when you've done something a certain way for so long, it's your comfort. You're in your comfort zone. Totally, totally.

You know? And I have denied, denied, denied this one. Like I've conformed to the other things, but this one I just couldn't let go. I remember you saying to me last year, you said to me that it was boring that I thought I was going to have the same haircut for the rest of my life. And then I've just realised that you have gone kicking and screaming into a new hairstyle. No, I put blonde highlights in mine two years ago. Oh, okay.

Thank you very much. That counts. Anyway, it's been done. The before and afters have been posted. There's a before and after video coming out tonight. And we have the results of the poll of what the people think, which doesn't matter the way people think doesn't matter at all it's all about how you feel about yourself so first of all how do you feel about it a day after um i feel like it might not be like in every day but it could be cool to change it up some days to have options yeah yeah okay yeah

like change it up from time to time okay great How did your partner feel about it when you got home? Yeah, look, not the best. And a lot of her tone was in this high register. When I saw her, I was like, what do you think? And she goes, yeah. It's different. It's different. And then straight away, I mean, in a good way.

Can I say to anybody listening, particularly men, if your partner comes home with a new hairstyle. The answer. Different is not the word. Different is not the word you want to use. Ready? Let's practice it. Ready?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, ready? Let's practice. I come home. Yeah. Hey, babe, do you like my new hair? Whoa. Yes.

No, no, no, Clint. No? Okay. Ready? You do it to me. This is what you do. Okay. Hey, babe, I'm home from the hairdresser.

Oh, my God, you've got your hair done. It looks amazing. It looks fantastic. You look like a Greek goddess. What have you done? Because I love it. Go that hard. It's beautiful.

All I'm saying is there's no room for hesitation. Babe, it makes you look 10 years younger at least. Damn. That's good. And I don't even want to know how much it costs because I don't care because it looks like it makes you happy and that's all I care about. Oh, my God, it's a masterclass. That's so good.

Okay, so it was a maybe from you. It was a lukewarm response from your partner. What did the Bree and Clint audience think? We have polled them and Ella has the results from our Instagram story. My word. Let me just say, we have answers. Okay. Definitive answers.

Oh, yeah, baby. 23% say side part. Only 23%? 77% say middle part. Brianna? Damn, three quarters. Three quarters of people think, oh, you're not good with fractions. No, neither.

I don't get that. Three in four people believe that you should keep the centre part. How did you do that so quickly? Oh, my God. Sorry. That's a big percentage. It is. Yeah.

Obviously, you do you, but a lot of comments and DMs as well of saying you look beautiful and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's good for the old confidence. Look, I'm not going to lie because I styled my hair myself today after the gym to see if I could do the middle part. So I've rocked the middle part once again today.

Yeah. And like I said to you, I was like, I haven't had this many compliments about how I'm looking or what my hair looks like in a long time. So do you trust us now? Do you trust me with your transformations? I nailed this one. I nailed this one.

I can't stop looking at you, Bree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stunning. Yeah. God, everyone wants to hook up with me now. Wants a piece of you. No, I was going to suggest we get Charlie back and we give you a perm. Oh, my gosh.

No, I draw the line. I draw the line at perm. No, no, we're not doing that. I'll do a poll. I'll do a poll. But yes, no, back and we give you a perm. Oh, my gosh. No, I draw the line. I draw the line at perm. No, no, we're not doing that. I'll do a poll. I'll do a poll. But yes, no, thank you guys for pushing me outside my comfort zone. I appreciate it. Finally.

You're welcome. Go and see the pictures on our Instagram, at Bree and Clint. See them. Bree and Clint. That's us. It's time to leave. Or for me, sit on the phone to tech support for another hour to try and get my laptop working oh my god I would demand a new one I've been on the phone for like three hours now over two days

trying to get someone to fix my macbook you deleted your entire macbook that is so nerve-wracking she's like okay and now we're gonna wipe your entire computer I was like huh but we backed it up my entire computer you and I backed up our laptops yesterday I know but it's the first time We've backed it up And so It's still nerve wracking I was like You sure I can push

The delete button And she's like Yeah it'll be fine She's like just do it The computer's screwed anyway She's like it's not my shit Just delete it What so

How can they not figure it out The Apple people Always figure it out Yeah I've bamboozled Apple I've damaged my computer Somehow internally So badly That even Apple Can't work it out.

Have you dropped it? No. Have you spilt something in it? No. Have you? And it's brand new-ish. It's like six months old. You did buy secondhand though, didn't you?

I bought refurbished. What does that mean? That's secondhand. Nah, I mean someone bought it, didn't like it, they sent it back, they put it in a new box and sent it. Oh, secondhand. That is secondhand. You don't know what's happened to that laptop. Yeah, we've a new box and send it. Oh, secondhand. That is secondhand.

You don't know what's happened to that laptop. Yeah, we've still got a warranty. So anyway, can we wrap this up? I've got to get on the phone for an hour. True. To someone who says they're in Sydney. Do they at least have good hold music? No, shockingly bad. You'd think Apple Music, Apple hold music would be good, eh?

No, I would think Apple hold music would be shite, just like their platform, Apple Music. Oh, okay. Apple Music is terrible. They always, just like their platform Apple Music. Oh, okay. Apple Music is terrible. They always get the best songs for their iPod ads, though. Yeah, that's true. They do. Their Hold Music is just that jet song over and over.

Are you gonna be my girl? Have a good night, everybody. We'll catch you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.