ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th June 2025
Episode Date: June 12, 2025Producer Ella tests how well Bree & Clint can take a slap. Bree's new favourite website. What tipped you over the edge? One Hit Wonders is on to round 2! See omnystudio.com/list...ener for privacy information.
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Salve a la vie everybody and welcome to the Bri and Clint experience.
G'day guys, you're nearly there. It's Thursday.
Oh, have you got your eyes on the weekend?
Well, I haven't been feeling well.
Yeah. So when you're not feeling well,
you're like, I've just got to get to Friday.
You're just dragging your carcass to the weekend.
Oh, mate, I am lugging this carcass over to the finish line on Friday.
Yeah, well, it's not far away, and then next week's a short week. Oh true and it's a short week with Friday being
the public holiday for Matariki. That's correct. How good. So just get there. If
you are looking for a bit of fun this afternoon before it closes you can vote
in round one part two of the biggest one-hit wonders of the 2010s.
That's in our Instagram story right now.
It's open for another two hours before we shut it off and we go into round two.
Yeah, be a part of history. Thousands of votes have been cast already.
But if you want to have your say in what you think is the biggest one-hit wonder from the 2010s,
head to our Instagram account at Breanne Clem right now.
And if you want Bre to like you, you'll vote for Ella Henderson, Ghost.
Please.
It's losing to Portugal the Man.
Do you have both songs?
Yeah, I do have both songs, yep.
I don't understand. Can people text through right now? Am I crazy? Or is
Ghost by Ella Henderson way better than Portugal the Man.
So Ghost.
Banger.
I mean, what an absolute tune.
Portugal the Man.
Look, don't get me wrong, not a bad song, I like it.
It's quite a good song I think.
Do you like this more than ghost Ella Henderson?
Be honest.
Don't drag me into it.
Be honest.
Be honest.
I would be more excited to see Ella Henderson go through to the final than Portugal the
Man.
What a diplomatic answer from you.
Anyway. through to the final than Portugal the Man. What a diplomatic answer from you.
Anyway. It's not up to me, it's up to you guys. So go and vote at Bri and Clint on
Instagram right now and make sure you're following so you know when round two
goes live at 5 o'clock. Yeah go get it done. Right now though we're gonna do
tradie vs lady. 50 bucks up for grabs all thanks to KFC. If you want it come and
get it 0800 DIAL ZM is the number to call.
Play ZM's Breein Clint. Time for tradie vs lady. It's tradie vs lady. Here we go, the tradie's in the
ladies. Score update for you. The tradie's on 40, the lady's on 47. Now, tradie is calling from Rotorua, he's 29 and he has dislocated his leg over 30 times.
Welcome to the show, Caleb.
Hi Caleb.
Do you have a tendency or are you prone to dislocating your leg?
Yeah, it just pops out whenever it wants.
I've done it when I was swimming once in primary it's just stayed with me for a long time.
It's never been the same.
When you say leg, are you talking hip joint?
Like the knee.
At the knee.
God.
Do you just bugger back in yourself now
or do you go to the-
Yeah, I'll feel it coming and then I just,
I just force my leg straight in and it'll pop back.
Yeah.
Pop back.
That's so yuck.
Like the weather, eh?
You're like, oh, I can feel it.
I can feel the dislocation coming today.
You poor bugger. You are taking on our lady today from Dunedin. She's 26 and she's obsessed with
sausage dogs. Welcome to the show Jasmine. Hi Jasmine. Hey how are you? Do you have your own
or you want one? No I really want one. Getting one like soon hopefully. Long hair short hair?
I really want one, getting one like soon hopefully. Long hair, short hair?
Short hair.
I've heard they're quite aggressive.
Yeah, I mean, I think they have a tendency
to have like small dog syndrome.
Small dog syndrome, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why Jasmine wants one.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
It's crazy that they have small dog syndrome
because you're like, bro, you're literally long as.
You just can't tell because you're so low to the ground yeah they're so cute they are very cute
Jazz your buzzer is lady, Caleb your buzzer is tradie the first person to three correct
answers will win $50 cash thanks to KFC good luck here we go question number one
which of these isn't a kind of cheese Havarti, Kalamata or Gouda?
Lady. Yes, Jasmine.
Oh my gosh, the second one.
Kalamata.
Kalamata.
Yeah.
Is correct, it's an olive, not a cheese.
One to the ladies, question number two.
Clementines are a type of what?
Jasmine.
Yes, Caleb, just got in.
Flour. Ooh.acey. Jasmine. Yes. Lady.
Caleb.
Just got in.
Flower.
Jasmine.
Frigis.
Fruit.
It is a type of fruit.
Amanda Wren to be exact.
Two to the ladies.
Caleb, you need this one to stay in it.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Nobody? No.
No.
It's on the tip of my tongue.
It's Mumford and Sons.
Yeah Mumford and the Sons.
They were all there.
OK, no points there.
Question number four.
When does Mary Poppins say she will leave?
Is it when her work is done, when the wind changes or tomorrow after the day after?
Lady?
Yes, Jasmine.
Tomorrow after...
Oh no, sorry, when the work is done? When the work is done when the work is done is incorrect Caleb you want to guess
I'll go for the third one the third one tomorrow or the day after no, it's when the wind changes
Classic Mary Poppins line no points there we move on question number five
Which Taylor Swift music video was filmed in New Zealand?
Taylor Swift music video was filmed in New Zealand. Was it the I knew you were trouble video, the Out of the Woods video or the Style video?
Lady.
Jasmine for the win.
Out of the Woods.
That is the win.
Fun fact, a husky down in Queenstown was used as a wolf in that video.
Oh, yeah.
Jazz, well done.
You're our winner.
50 bucks coming your way.
Thank you very much.
Caleb, did your leg manage to stay in for the entire quiz?
No, that's why I failed.
Yeah, no, that's fair.
That is fair.
You're dealing with your 31st dislocation.
Distracting for K-Loo.
Hey, thanks for playing, guys.
That was a good one.
Awesome.
Cool, thank you.
Ladies go to 48.
Tradeys on 40.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
There's a post that's gone up on the Washington Post
where everyone's talking.
A Washington Post post?
A Washington Post post.
And essentially, the headline was four ways
women are physically stronger than men. Oh yeah okay. And it's grabbed a lot of
people's attention. Where essentially it was a bunch of studies that they'd all
compiled together and the research suggested that women may have
advantages in certain areas such as resilience, longevity, immunity
and pain tolerance.
I know the pain tolerance one is true because I've watched my wife give birth.
Apparently there is quite a lot of research behind it showing that women have a higher
pain tolerance than men.
And we thought we could put this to the test this afternoon.
Our own scientific test.
It's for science.
We've invited our producer, Ella, into the studio.
Hello.
Hi.
Who this afternoon has kindly agreed
to slap Bre and I in the face.
Can I just say when we asked you,
I didn't like how fast you said yes
and how excited you were.
Yeah, I'm very eager to do this.
I've been waiting a long time.
She's been warming up.
Yeah, I've been practising.
She's been trying out her technique on other people,
just like seeing where the best range is.
Claudia's given me good tips not to go for the ear.
Go for the-
No, you don't wanna burst an ear drum.
No, no, no, no, we don't wanna do that.
I don't wanna do that as well,
so I've been practising- I mean, I could take it. Oh yeah, if you do't want to burst the eardrum. No, no, no, no. Like that star, I don't want to do that as well. So I've been practising not doing that.
I mean, I could take it.
Oh yeah, if you give it to me, I'd be fine.
If you want to go for the ear, I can take the ear as well.
I'd be fine too, yeah.
No, you wouldn't.
You cry.
He's shaking, he's sad.
You've said that you are going to do a seven out of 10.
Yeah, do you want, well, I can ask you,
do you want full 10 out of 10 Alice Strength?
Which isn't that strong, but you know, I'll give it a go.
I mean, I can go 10. I want the hardest you can do.
On your face, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
The test will be, the test will be in our reactions.
Won't it?
Yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors?
Who goes first?
One, two, three, choose.
I mean, I'll go first, cause I'm...
I mean, if you want me to go first. I mean, I don't mind going, paper, scissors? Who goes first? One, two, three, shoot. I mean, I'll go first, cause I'm... I mean, if you want me to go first.
I mean, I don't mind going.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Damn it.
Okay.
So I'm going to go first.
Does that mean Clint's going first?
Oh my gosh, he's nervous.
He's nervous.
He's nervous.
I'm going with my left hand.
Uh-huh.
Your left, are you left-handed?
No, I'm not.
Wait, what?
Oh, bad stuff!
Clint is absolutely poo pooing himself.
I just tried a little tap.
Look at him, look how scared he is.
I'm fine, I just don't like surprises.
No, you hit him across the other side.
Yeah, I'm just looking at this, I will come to you.
Oh, look at him all nervous.
Here we go.
Okay, so you're gonna go left hand.
Oh, that was nothing, I agree.
That was refreshing.
That was nothing.
I want at least twice as hard as that.
Okay?
Why stop at two, why not three?
At least four times harder than that.
Okay, were you ready?
Here comes Bruce left, three, two, one.
It's actually not bad. harder than that. Okay, were you ready? Here comes Breeze Slap. Three, two, one.
It's actually not bad. It's actually alright. No, it's okay. There was reverb, there was reverb. It actually ricocheted through my brain. I think, who's... It's quite invigorating.
It's quite like, it's quite like adrenaline filling.
Sorry.
Stop apologising.
We are.
Don't feel bad.
That was perfect.
You look in pain.
It's fine.
Get ready for yours.
No, just kidding.
I didn't know that was part of the deal.
Okay, who do you think took it the best?
So you did the slapping.
You have to tell us who had the better tolerance.
Who reacted better?
Well, I definitely slapped Bri harder and she didn't move her muscle.
So, Bri.
The study's right.
The women have got it.
Yes.
Tears in Clint's eyes.
That was so worth getting hit in the face for.
I did flinch a couple of times, so.
You were like this.
You were like trying to dodge it before she even like lined up.
Did a little scared dance.
Who do I get to spank now?
Claudia. Claudia, you're in. Up you go.
I found a really cool website this morning. Oh yeah? And I've never used it before. Okay. But I wanted to pitch it to you guys and see if you're as excited as me. Facebook.com. It's amazing. So you go on there, you can type in a friend's name.
It's a website called My Fridge Food. Have you heard of it? No. So essentially you go
into the website and you can type in all the ingredients you have in your fridge or your
pantry. Like say you don't have very much and you're like, I don't know what to make.
So you put in everything that you've got
and then you click find recipes and it tells you
what you can make with the ingredients
that you already have.
That's clever.
Isn't that clever?
There are fridges with cameras inside them now.
So the next stage of that would be to just ask your fridge
what you should make for dinner, wouldn't it?
I'm sure there is fridges that do that.
Because it would scan the products and just go, you should make for dinner. I'm sure there is fridges that do that. They would scan the products and just go you should make a spag bowl. Yeah. You've had
mints in here for nine months. You should cook it. I do feel bad for the mums because I
feel like mums have this or my mum did and still does has this unbelievable
superpower where she can go into the kitchen and it seems like you
have zero, like you have nothing. And then she'll whip up a five course meal. I'm like,
how did you do this mum? Like I don't understand how your brain can see that.
My wife has that power as well. It's amazing.
It is. And I think it's like a needs must. They go, well, I have to make dinner again
tonight. So let's just make it work. It's got to be with something. Yeah. This website quite interesting though. I think quite helpful.
Yeah. I also was thinking, should we test it out? Sure. Should we
test it out? I'll test out the website. So I'm gonna put in, let's say we've got an
avocado. Oh yeah, I have to think what's in my fridge at the moment. Okay, you think about
what's in your fridge. There's avocado, there's some maple syrup. Okay hold on, maple syrup.
Eggs. Eggs yep. Milk. Milk. I know there's some miso powder in there. Miso paste. Miso powder.
There's one white claw. Is your wife been away? No these are just the things that I can remember. There's
more than this. There's cheese. Cheese, okay, cheese. And what else can I remember? Oh,
I cooked a chicken breast. Butter. Oh, butter. Butter, chicken breast. Yep. Yep. Do you have
any... I've got some vegetables. I've got half a bag of rocket. Half a bag of rocket.
Okay, yes. And half a head of broccoli.
Okay, broccoli, I saw that up here.
What about honey?
Yes. Mayonnaise?
Yes. Mustard?
Yes. Potatoes?
Yes. Okay, perfect.
Okay, ready? Let's find a recipe for you.
Okay, here we go.
Bray's plugging me into the website.
It's thinking, it's thinking.
It's time for dinner, I will be having...
Broccoli cheddar potatoes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can make Yorkshire puddings.
Yeah.
You can make homemade dumplings.
No.
There's a lot of just potato things.
Any protein?
I guess it didn't give it any,
oh no, I said I had chicken breast. There's baked lot of just potato things. Any protein? I guess it didn't give it any... Oh no, I said I had chicken breast.
There's baked avocado, egg.
This website sucks.
I should have tested the website before.
Do you know that you can take a photo of your fridge
and upload it to ChatGPT
and it will tell you what to make?
Really?
Yeah.
Which kind of does that website out of business straight away.
100% it does.
Yeah.
You take a photo of your pantry, you take a photo of your fridge, and you go, tell me
what to make.
Or you say, give me five meals that I can make.
Yeah, that's pretty amazing.
I think it might be better than this website.
Yeah, and the chat GPT one, you go, tell me what I can make in less than 30 minutes.
But what if I wanted broccoli hash brown muffins?
Well that's always an option. Yum.
Broccoli hash brown muffins? They don't look good either. They look terrible.
Did it not even use my miso paste? I think that's the one thing it missed.
Oh here we go, miso paste on its own. Or a white claw stir fry.
That is wrinkly. Have you listened to the Louis Theroux podcast? So Pace on its own for a white claw stir fry.
Have you listened to the Louis Theroux podcast?
Yes, I have. It's a fantastic listen. What ones have you listened to?
I oh, God, what was the last one I listened to?
Did I catch you lying?
No, I have. I have listened to it, but not for a while.
I've listened to Jamie Oliver.
It was a good one.
I haven't listened to that.
What else?
What other ones?
I don't want to say one of the ones I've listened to.
Joe Rogan.
No.
What was the one you don't want to say?
Mia Khalifa.
Who's Mia Khalifa?
Good answer.
The one I listened to yesterday is the Ed Sheeran episode.
Okay.
Ed Sheeran's gone on the Louis Theroux podcast and he has talked about whether he's a private
jet guy or not, which is really interesting because up until now we've been told that
celebrities have to fly on private jets. That that's a prerequisite.
Yeah we've been told by them.
Correct. We've been told by Taylor
Swifter that she needs two private jets just to exist. We've been told by the Kardashian family
that Kim must own her own jet to get to the supermarket. Here's how Ed Sheeran, which you'd
have to agree, one of the biggest pop stars on the planet, this is his attitude towards private jets.
All of my fans who'd been at the gig will fly back.
Stop it. You were flying. Hang on, aren't you private jet all the way?
No, I'll do it very, very rarely and it's only if it's like work. If I'm like doing
a thing in Germany I have to be in LA the next day.
You don't have a private jet?
No.
Wow.
No. I like doing trains. I like trains.
You can afford one.
Yeah, but it's not really about that. I kind of like the environment. I like trees. I like doing trains. I like trying to afford one. Yeah, but it's not really about that I kind of like I like the environment. I like trees like I'd write. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know
Yeah, I find it hard to justify
Shots fired Ed Sheeran. Oh, he's good. Isn't he isn't he good? God. He's a good man
He tells us the man of the people he is but I think he walks the walk as well as talks the talk
He's got a story on that podcast about him
and his family, so his wife and children flying home from holiday, not just on any airline,
but Ryanair, the budget airline. Were they in cattle class? So Louis Theroux went into
that. Ryanair doesn't have classes. It's a budget airline. It's like getting on a Jetstar. There's no premium
economy, there's no first class. Ryanair doesn't see wealth, it just sees people.
Yeah, well Ryanair is about as cheap as you can fly I think. It is a cheap airline, one
of the cheaper budget airlines. They publish memes where they're like, oh our plane was
delayed, so you booked us. They It got a great sense of humour. Anyway
I've always felt this way about it and sort of the prolification of
proliferation of private jets. It's crazy. It's crazy that every celebrity these
days travels everywhere by private jet and Ed Sheeran proves that you don't have to.
I do believe that he has to book out like three rows
because he needs security.
Yeah.
And he said that his family has full time security,
like 24 seven security.
But I reckon even if you booked out three rows
on a commercial flight,
it'd still be five times cheaper
than chartering a private jet.
No, it's not even about that.
It's the emissions as well. Cause you're already going on a plane. That's you know in the air anyway
It's also if you saw Ed Sheeran on a regular plane like if you were set behind
Ed Sheeran on NZ
531 to
Invercargill you'd be like I knew I like this guy
It is the one time that I will ignore the air
safety rules and I will put his mask on before I put my own mask on. I don't care what they say in the video. It's Ed Sheeran.
It's a very good episode if you're looking for a podcast. Louis Theroux, Ed Sheeran.
ZN's Brian Clint. The show is brought to you by KFC. The Double Down is back at KFC right now.
The Tea, live from LA with Dee McCarthy.
Dean, this story is everywhere today.
Katy Perry and Orlando Blooms allegedly...
Blooms? Allegedly on the rocks.
Yes, I've been reading this and I've been hearing this,
that they're allegedly on the
rocks and it's apparently a source has gone to page six in New York City, which is a very
rapid, honestly, it's a very reputable outlet, to be honest.
The story is that they're on the rocks and that she's just going to try and get through
the rest of her tour before making any type of announcement.
I don't really, here's the thing, I'm into my did I this.
Obviously I've spent a lot of time with them because I worked with her on Idol and we went
to Hawaii and he was always there and stuff like that and they're very close and they're very very
tight and I'm really surprised by it but on the other hand a source going to page six, page six
is a very credible, they don't just run dumb stuff. Yeah, right. Like they're clip-aity.
So I was like, oh, so I'm just thinking
the source must be really good.
That's all I would say, but he's lovely
and they always get along well and Daisy,
like, I don't know, I'm just a bit surprised by it.
They do seem like a steady couple.
You never know with these Hollywood types.
No, I'm true.
But if it is true, God, she's had a shit run recently.
Yeah, nothing is coming up Katy Perry at the moment, is it?
Not really. No.
You know, I love her.
No, no, obviously we love her.
No, I'm not criticizing her.
I'm just saying everything she's done recently, she's kind of
it's kind of not gone the way that she hopes.
She didn't get the reception from the trip to space that she'd hoped for. The album wasn't received in the way that she had hoped and
if this is true too then.
I was really sad when I read this headline because you know they are such a nice couple
and they've got you know their daughter and it's sad if it is true.
But a breakup album is always a good album.
Yeah it might be the comeback album.
Might be the comeback album.
It is. I'll tell you just quick between just, just a little, here's a little tidbit you
wouldn't have read about. So she's, you know that obviously Orlando has a child
with Miranda Kerr. Yes. And Miranda Kerr is married to Evan Spiegel who owns
Snapchat. Yes. And the four of them are all really, really, really close. And so, like they travel a lot
together. I don't know, I'm surprised by this. I don't know about this. I don't know about this story.
Yeah, okay.
I think it's just a bit of a thing.
Dean, he's close to the famous people for sure.
Dan Ames, Bri and Clint podcast.
I saw this funny clip of Lorde,
our girl Lorde on BBC One Radio Breakfast,
where they made her play this game called Sitting or Standing,
where essentially she had to call someone in her phone
and they had to guess before time whether they were sitting or standing. Oh when they answered
the phone. Exactly. Okay. The easy game take a listen to how it went. Grace is sitting down.
Are you sitting down or standing up right now? I'm standing should I say? Where do you want to go
next? Okay well I could try
Chapel Rowan. I think she's sitting down. Are you sitting down or standing up right now? I'm standing.
Charlie? I can call Charlie she'll be on the time zone. I think she's sitting down.
Hello? Are you sitting or standing right now? I'm lying down Wait, I got it! Jeez, pretty star-studded roller decks from Lorde.
Way to just name drop huge stars during that interview.
Just the three biggest pop stars in the world right now.
Gracie Abrams, Chappell Rhone and Charlie XCX.
Anyway, I thought we could do a real bootleg version, teamu, of that where we call contacts in our phones and we guess if
they're sitting or standing. Let's start with the most famous person we know, your
mum. Yep okay I reckon if I know mama dies she'll be puttering around I reckon
she's standing. Okay let's connect the call now. What do you say? Oh she'll be
sitting. Okay. She'll be sitting, she'll be having a cup of tea. Oh, this game is fun. Hello. Hello there, mum.
Hello there, Rana.
What are you doing?
Hey, quick question for you.
Are you sitting down or standing up?
I'm standing up.
Damn it.
I knew it.
Damn it.
Thank you very much, mum.
That's all we needed.
See you later.
Oh, okay.
See you later.
What about Guy Montgomery from Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont Spelling Bee? Thank you very much. That's all we need. That's all we needed. Oh, okay. See you later.
What about Guy Montgomery from Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont Spelling Bee?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, let's give him a call and see.
He'll be sitting doing a podcast or something.
Yeah, definitely. He'll be sitting in a dress.
Hello?
Guy, it's Clint and Bree from ZM.
G'day, mate.
Oh, hi.
Hi. Very quick question.
We don't want to take up too much of your time.
Are you sitting or standing right now?
So glad you asked.
I'm sitting.
I knew it!
We knew it!
We picked you like a dirty nose.
Thank you guys!
Well, if you called me at a different time, there's every chance I could have been standing.
Absolutely, we're not suggesting that you sit all the time.
That's the fun of the game, guy.
Or bipedal. You're a what? I'm not suggesting that you sit all the time. That's the fun of the game, Guy.
Or buy Pedal.
You're a what?
We can't put that on the radio, Guy. I'm on my ass, on my feet.
I keep the people guessing.
Pleasure to talk to you, Guy.
Thank you so much.
I'm standing right now.
No, bye, Guy.
No, we're taking setting and we're keeping it.
Thanks.
We're gonna wrap this up.
OK, all right. It's not a podcast, mate. We've got to go. Anyone else? We're on the radio! We're gonna wrap this up.
It's not a podcast mate, we've got to go.
Anyone else?
We could try the other guy, we could try Guy Williams.
Yeah, give him a go.
He'll hate being referred to as the other guy by the way.
He's standing. Riddled with ADHD.
Yeah, standing awkwardly.
Yeah.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
He just texted me and he said, sorry I'm rushing to catch a plane what's wrong? I think it's a no man I think we take...
No we got one more! Let's do try one more. Okay we're gonna call Jack Tame.
Okay. It's gonna take us out. I reckon... Jack Tame will be sitting. He's sitting.
He'll be sitting playing with his um, his self baby. What?
Hey guys, how you doing? Very quick question and we don't want to take up too much of your time.
Yeah.
Are you sitting or standing right now?
Sitting.
Yes!
Are we real at this game?
You don't win anything but we win because we correctly guessed that you'd be sitting.
Guys, you know what I love about you?
You can always be relied upon to tackle the big issues.
Exactly right.
It's where the people come to get the big news.
Don't get too comfortable in that Q&A seat, Jack,
because we're asking the hard questions.
Yep.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, lovely to talk to you. Thank you for taking our call.
All right, hurray.
So now we've burnt that bridge.
Who are we gonna call if we play this game again?
Got no one left.
I think we've used every famous person that we know for round one of this game.
That was fun, and we did well.
Sitting or standing, what a game.
Do I... Airplane food?
Do I?
Yeah.
Like it?
Yeah.
Like, are you meaning in plane? Do you? Do I? Yeah. Like it? Yeah.
Like, are you meaning in plane?
Do you enjoy airplane food?
Yeah.
The food they serve on airplanes.
I ask because I think, I don't know if it's a hot take, but I quite like airplane food.
It's quite fun.
Yeah.
Like, and it's something I look forward to on a flight.
Yeah.
Would I say it's a 10 out of 10?
Absolutely not.
Would you eat it on the ground?
No, probably not. But in the air when there's no other options. Hello. Yeah
Yeah, I'm like, oh yum. Can I have another one? I'll give it a go. Chicken or fish? How about both?
The reason I ask is Air France
Opening a pop-up restaurant in Paris where they serve plain food.
Oh no.
That's what they're serving at this restaurant.
Nope.
The catch is it's not just regular plain food.
The restaurant serves the food you get in first class.
Oh, OK. Wait a second.
On Air France.
Look, I have only ever flown premium economy.
I've never flown first class in my whole life.
I'm open, if there's any airlines listening
that would like me to fly first class and review it,
I'm open to that.
But I've flown premium economy once when we went to LA
to chase Chetting Tatum.
And I'm not gonna lie, the food,
even just in premium economy,
I wanna say 20,000 times better
than any food I've ever had in economy.
I think in premium economy,
you get the food from business class.
Oh, do you?
Yeah, you just have to eat it in premium economy.
You order off a menu. And you eat off, eat it in premium economy. You order off a menu.
And you eat off, this is the weirdest thing.
You eat off a real plate.
With real cutlery.
With real cutlery.
It's crazy.
Not plastic or wooden cutlery.
It's wild.
It was one of the best experiences I ever had.
And then it was also the worst because then I had to go back to economy.
And then you got to go back.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, oh, I should never have tasted the good life.
No, you're right.
You know, because you don't know what you're missing out on.
I was talking to friend of the show, Georgia Lines last week,
Yeah.
who flew, I think she flew business.
Lucky duck.
To Texas.
Oh, even better.
Nashville. Where's Nashville?
That's in Tennessee.
Where's Tennessee?
Close enough.
She flew to America.
Yeah, it's past Texas, it's even further.
And she said, and I was like, amazing, how good?
And she goes, not good,
because I've only got business one way.
I've got to come home and economy.
And now this is the only way I want to fly.
That's rookie from her.
You never, if you're coming back soon,
you never go business there.
No, you have to come home to-
Anyway, this is the most first world problem
we've ever discussed. But the Air France thing, if you home to... Anyway, this is the most first world problem we've ever discussed.
But the Air France thing, if you want to do it, if you want to eat
at the first class restaurant, $175, New Zealand dollars.
That includes the booze, though. Is that for one person? Yeah.
Wow. But just as expensive as a business class ticket.
But this is the this is the Pavo Kiwi and me.
I reckon the booze is unlimited. Could be. It is on the plane. In business class. I've heard it is. So yeah there's a
list of the food that you can get in there which is very fancy but at the
end of the day you're still in Paris choosing to eat airplane food like. Yeah
like imagine the other options that are available to you. Yeah. Yeah.
Did you see that text?
I don't know if I'm choosing to believe that it says bad news guys.
Premium economy is the same food as economy.
It's just plated with different sides.
Oh, well, we'll take it though.
You still take it, right?
That's not how I remember it though.
I remember it to be very fancy.
Also, people are criticizing the way I say airplane instead of aeroplane
Aeroplane, okay aeroplane people those of us who set an
economy we say airplane airplane. Yeah. Yeah and
Those who sit in premium economy and better
aeroplane aeroplane aeroplane
Yeah, mmm someone saidie sounds a bit posh.
Never.
Have you met her?
Never.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Claim our title before but there is a reason why we are the number one show for maritime
and aviation based news.
Yes.
Because we get to the heart of the story.
Yeah.
We've just said before about the restaurant that's serving plain food on the ground and then we got
into a conversation about plain food in general and then we got into a
conversation about how good the food is and premium economy on Air New Zealand.
Yes I've been there once, it was my one experience and I thought the food was
miles better. I suggested that it was the business class food. Yes, that's what you said
and then someone said no it's economy food on a nice plate. We've had confirmation. Okay. For those
that care. They said I work for Air New Zealand. Oh great, this is good. I can guarantee we do not
serve economy food in premium economy.
I knew it.
Premium economy gets the same food as business class,
but just with less options.
The main meal will be the same, except in business class,
it's served on a large plate with garnishes.
In premium economy, it's in a ceramic casserole dish.
Business class people get a choice of appetiser and dessert,
whereas premium economy
only have one option. God, you don't know about that stuff until you work or get to
experience or on something like that.
Well I didn't even know food like that on a plane existed until I had my first experience.
That's the weirdest experience holding a real knife and a real fork on a real plate
on a plane.
Your brain is like, this shouldn't happen.
It's so weird that your knees aren't around your ears when you're eating as well.
Because you've got, you can actually spread your legs.
You know?
Anyway, Bree said it before, but I'd just like to reiterate reiterate if in New Zealand are looking for anybody to review their premium economy offerings
mm-hmm all business class we're open oh yeah well yeah sorry yeah for all the
producers we need producer seats as well yes guys we're willing to fly to most
places and we'll do it for free literally yeah. It's my bucket list thing. Don't even have to pay us. Don't even have to pay us to eat your food and fly in luxury.
We're that generous.
If you would like to beat Bri at What's the Plot today, this is your chance.
You will win $250 if you can do it, but you've got to guess two movies right before she does.
It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast.
Time for What's the Plot?
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented,
athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line
that she can do.
Bri and Clint's What's the Plot?
Our movie guessing game where if today Alicia can beat Bri she'll win $250 cash.
Hi Alicia. Hi. Hi. Ever played what's the plot before? Alicia has been running for
a fair few years now. No I've only played in the car, but not called in.
Gotcha.
We understand.
How do you go normally in the car?
Uh, yeah, 50-50.
50-50?
Oh, she's quietly confident.
These are the ones that scare me.
I'm more like, I'm quietly not confident.
She's quietly shitting herself.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Hey, you got this Alicia.
They got in the car and they're like, oh you can do it mum, we'll ring.
And then so they rang and they got through and they were like...
Yeah right. Yeah, well we hear you.
If they happen to shout out an answer, that's okay, we'll accept it.
Okay Alicia?
Okay, okay good.
Okay, just so we're clear, I'll read movie plot lines.
And you need to buzz in with your name if you think you know the name of that movie slash film.
You don't wait for me to finish the plot line,
you just go for it as soon as you think you know what it is and the first person to give me two correct answers
will win the game.
Okay. Best of luck, Alicia. Today, because we're still looking for the best one-hit wonder of the 2010s, again
we're looking at movies that have one-hit wonder actors in them. Okay. But don't worry about that, focus on the
on the plot. Got it. Movie number one. An overly enthusiastic guitarist gets
thrown out of his bar band and finds himself in desperate need of work
posing as a substitute at an elite... Bray. School of Rock. desperate need of work. Posing as a substitute at an elite
Bray. School of Rock. The School of Rock. School of Rock is correct.
Oh, she got it just before me. You were right there Alicia. I could feel you clipping up the heels.
I did it, yeah. Jack Black is not the one hit wonder. the kid who played Lawrence was a one-hit
wonder yes Robert Sy okay movie number two you're still in this okay Alicia
you're still in it a young woman is failing miserably in her attempts to
become a nun Bray Bray sister act sister act is incorrect Would you like a free guess at a nun movie, Alicia?
Sound of music.
The sound of music.
Course it is.
I was gonna say it's none your business, Alicia.
Good from you, Alicia.
Now we got a game.
You're on the board, Alicia.
You're in this thing.
Whoever gets the next movie
correct will win the game and if it's you you get 250 bucks and the respect of your children Alicia.
Go on Alicia. Okay sounds good. Here we go. Movie number three starring a one hit wonder actor.
A billionaire aviation tycoon is a successful public figure, a director of big-budget Hollywood films, a
passionate lover of Hollywood leading ladies, and an aviation pioneer who helps
build TWA into a major airline. But in private, Brie...
Um...
Oh, what's a bloody call?
I'll give you three seconds.
Now you see me, now you don't? Oh, what's a bloody call? I'll give you three seconds. Now you see me, now you don't?
Oh, what's a...
She's got the right actor, but not the right film.
Alicia, do you want to have a free guess?
No, no clue.
No?
Yeah, this is a hard one.
I'll finish it off, but I don't think
you guys are gonna get it.
Do you want to call it, Alicia?
You want to keep going on this one?
Up to you.
No, I don't think I'm gonna get it. It was The Aviator.
No, I wasn't gonna get that.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Now You See Me.
But the other one.
Gwen Stefani, that was Gwen Stefani's only movie.
Really? I have never seen it.
Okay, it's not getting any easier.
Here we go with another movie plotline.
A man becomes winter caretaker at an isolated hotel hoping to cure his writers block
He settles in along with his wife and son who is plagued by psychic premonitions as his writing goes nowhere
And his son's visions become Alicia
The sixth sense is incorrect worth a guess Alicia worth a guess right genre I think
Is incorrect. Worth a guess Alicia, worth a guess.
Right genre, I think.
Gothica?
Gothica.
As his writing goes nowhere, you're both back in and his son's visions become more disturbing.
He discovers the hotel's dark secrets and begins to unravel.
Brie?
The Exorcist?
Free guess Alicia.
Hotel California? I don't know.
Free guess, Alicia.
Hotel California, I don't know. He begins to unravel into a homicidal maniac hell bent on terrorizing Brie.
Shutter Island.
Shutter Island.
Free guess, Alicia.
No.
I'm going to give you a line.
Okay.
Here's Johnny.
Brie.
The Shining.
There it is.
I feel, that's not a win.
Oh, Alicia. Bree. The Shining. There it is. I feel that's not a win.
Oh Alisha. We bloody didn't do very well did we? Well you did amazing actually. I bloody let the team down. There were harder movies than usual. You will not go
home empty-handed. We're gonna give you some free KFC for dinner for you and the
kids Alisha. Awesome. Thank you. thank you. Thanks for playing and hey Alicia,
call back any time, you're a very worthy opponent.
Okay, okay, we'll do it.
We'll have a rematch.
$300 on the line and what's the plot next week?
Play Zed Eames, Bree and Clint.
The best one-hit wonder of the 20s.
This is so much fun!
And we're about to close off the last part of the first round.
Yes.
Would you like to hear the songs that are going through?
I would love to hear what has taken it out and is moving on.
Thousands and thousands of votes have come through.
Dance Monkey is in.
I reckon it'll be definitely in the quarters.
Jackie Thomas is out.
Tone's a no.
Too big.
She's too big.
Yeah, too big.
Icona Pop is out.
This has been an upset.
Going down to bestial.
I mean, let's be real.
It was a big battle.
Either way.
Once the et-or et-ors get you, it's very hard to...
Okay, so Bastille Pompeii is going through.
Brian Clint favourite Omi Cheerleader is going through.
Bagger.
Bagger!
What did it beat? cheerleader is going through.
Bagger. Bagger!
What did it beat?
It's going through at the expense of Vance Joy.
Just didn't quite have it to get over the hump.
Yeah, just didn't have the oomph.
Out in the first round.
Thank God this competition would have lost all credibility if Carali Rae Jepsen had been eliminated instantly.
But she wasn't. She's through. Did we intentionally put her against an easy
beat? Yes. You be the judge. She beat what does the Fox say?
Someone had to go against this.
Chachachacha-chachacha-chow!
What the FUNXY!
It's more annoying than I remember.
What's more annoying?
That song or Tones and I?
Chachachacha-chachacha-chow!
Excuse you, it's this.
Gangnam Style is through.
Gangnam Style!
Had to go through.
Gangnam Style!
That beat, Keezie or Hideaway.
Wop Wop Wop! Ooh! Mush it! So buff! Had to go through. That beat Keesier Hideaway.
So buzzy. So obviously this, we were talking about it yesterday because it was, you know, the first time Keesier Hideaway was in.
Watching the new episode of Love Island, guess what song plays?
No way.
Yep.
This song makes a comeback.
Anyway, it's out. It's crazy when that happens. Anyway, it's out.
It's dawn.
The Prime Minister is going to be disappointed because his favourite song's been eliminated.
I got bills, I gotta pay.
Sorry, Luxo.
I'm gonna work, work, work every day.
Bills is out because who won in that battle? Oh yeah.
Yolanda B'Kool
Is a banger. Absolute banger.
Rachel Platten is gone.
Back to the hits.
She belongs.
She lost to Timmy Trumpet.
She lost to Timmy Trumpet. And I feel like of course this song needs to go through because Savage is keeping royalty.
No slight on Savage.
Savage is not a one hit wonder.
No, it's Timmy Trumpet's song.
It's Timmy Trumpet's song.
Yep.
But it's like, come on.
And it's true.
Let's be real.
Yeah. Savage is the best part and the only reason this song was a hit. Yep. But it's like, killing it. And it's through. Let's be real.
Savage is the best part and the only reason this song was a hit.
100%. I think this song existed pre-Savage.
Yeah, Savage made it what it was.
Yeah, yeah. Speaking of Kiwis, Dane Rumble is through to the next round.
Taking out an absolute wounder from Birdie.
I love this song.
Beautiful song.
Yeah.
I mean I didn't want it to be.
You put it on afters.
See how it goes.
Dane Rumble.
Let's go quick.
Geronimo is in.
Oh say Geronimo. Say Ger is in. Black Beatles is out.
Makes sense.
Have we got confirmation on the next one Claudia?
We do, you're going to be devastated.
Ella Henderson is out.
I'm moving about this one.
Because Portugal the man is in.
I don't agree, it's the only one I don't agree.
What were the people thinking?
It was close though wasn't it Claude?
Yeah it was like 4% in it.
Shut up and dance is in.
Hell yeah.
And it took out who?
Years and years.
Banger. Couldn't beat Walk the Moon. No.
Iggy Azalea is in.
Had to be.
And so she should be.
Yep.
She beat Best Day of My Life.
Another great song.
Shocked.
I am.
You maybe not.
Toe Blow is out.
Gotta stay high all the time.
I'm not shocked because I know who it was up against.
And in my opinion, one of the front runners from Zendaya.
I'm gonna be alright.
But you wanna be.
Play you everywhere I go.
And everywhere I go. Oh, people love replay, they love it.
Yeah amazing it's through to the next round.
Tiger Rack City's gone.
Rack City chick, rack, rack city chick.
Banger.
Rack City chick, rack, rack city chick.
It lost to Havana Brown.
Another banger.
Trap Queen's out.
Fetty Wap.
Who took out Fetty Wap?
I love this song.
Me too, I quite like it.
Um, Fetty Wap lost to Deja.
Oh yeah, Fitty Wap.
Total one-hit wonder.
One-hit wonder, yep.
And the last battle up for grabs,
the kids of 88 and Marina and the Diamonds.
Marina and the Diamonds took it out.
Oh, another banger.
This has the essence of 2010.
100%.
Yeah.
So, we are about to put round two live now.
If you've already voted, great.
There's a fresh round of battles going up now.
The final 32 go head to head. So we'll have 16 battles on our Instagram tonight.
This is where we get into it. This is where, you know, we see the big boys fight it out.
All those songs that you just heard going through will be head to head right now.
Ella's putting the polls live on the Bri and Clint Instagram page,
so you can go and vote on those and influence our search to find the greatest
one hit wonder of the 2010s.
Yes, we need your opinion to make this a viable outcome.
Totally. For legitimacy's sake.
Exactly.
ZM's Bri and Clint podcast.
Not to keep going on about it, but the One Hit Wonders battle.
I reported about 15 minutes ago, 10 minutes ago, that Kids of 88 were out.
They're not.
So they're still in.
They went through yesterday.
It was this song by Echo Smith that's out.
So Kids of 88 Live to Fight Another Day.
All of the voting vote, votes. All of the voting vote votes.
All of the voting is done on our Instagram at Brian Clint.
All the voting is now up. You can go vote. Has everybody seen the video of the adult
woman having the tantrum at the airport today?
Yes, it was pretty explosive from her.
I want to be compassionate and sort of say that you never know what someone is going through.
100%. You don't know what happened to that woman or what's going on in her life.
At the same time, there is no difference visually between her and a four-year-old outside a candy store
after they didn't get what they want.
It's exactly the same.'s on the ground like literally not
figuratively literally kicking and screaming. Kicking and screaming and
punching the ground with her hands on her tummy. Like a four-year-old yeah.
She's at airport in Milan the meltdown happened because the people checking her
in for the flight told her that her carry-on luggage was overweight.
It's obviously the straw that broke the camel's back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I just can't imagine any adult woman would just normally react in that way to that
situation.
Also, I guess in her defence, when was the last time you had your carry-on luggage weighed?
Yeah, I mean a long time.
Almost never.
Yeah?
But she did.
It is annoying.
And they asked her to pay for it and she was not happy.
This is a small snippet of the audio of the adult woman having the tantrum at the airport. Literally screaming.
The slapping you can hear is the ground, like the tiled floor of the airport.
I hope she's okay.
So she was removed from the flight.
Okay.
They said you're not flying.
Right.
And then they, I think they took her somewhere to calm down.
Yeah.
And then when she was calmed down, they helped her rebook on another flight.
So they got her on another flight.
Right. Okay.
And she didn't do this.
I mean, she should have just done what any one of us would have done.
Yeah.
And, you know, calmly and passive aggressively,
put every piece of clothing onto your body from the suitcase.
In front of the airline staff. Yeah.
So same weight.
Well, it's still going.
I'm just wearing it now. You happy?
Like that episode of Friends where Joey puts on all of Chandler's clothes.
Well, I'm wearing everything you own.
How embarrassing. But shit happens, I guess. We want to know what was the thing
that tipped you over the edge? Yeah what was the thing that broke the camel's
back? You might not have gone full adult Tantie but you may have had a meltdown
but at work, at home, at your own wedding, at your birthday party, I don't know and
on in hindsight it could have been a very small thing like this overweight
carry-on luggage not a big deal but it was the thing that tipped this person over the edge and we want to
know what that thing was for you this afternoon. I was tipped over the edge I
think I've spoke about this before when I had an adult tantrum in Rome when we
were looking at the Colosseum yeah one of the most amazing experiences of my
life of course I was told it was a a two hour tour and by the time it hit nearly four hours and
the thing that tipped me over the edge was we walk around this corner and the tour guide
goes so if you just want to make your way up these 50 stairs and I lost it, threw my
toys, I was like I don't care what's up the stairs,
I'm going to get a beer.
It's 42 degrees, I've had enough.
Let me guess, you were hungry?
I was starving.
And that's when this shit happened.
Starving.
0800 DALSATEMO, Texas on 9696,
with The Thing That Tipped You Over The Edge.
That is Franklin.
We're talking about the lady who's going viral
for the Tanty that she's having at the airport.
She's on the ground kicking and screaming
because her bag was overweight.
And we said, we don't know what's going on in her life.
We don't know what she's been dealing with.
There could be a lot leading up to that point.
I hope she is listening to this segment
that we're about to do now,
because she will understand that people have bad days.
Oh yeah, we all have them.
We asked you, what was the straw that broke the camel's back?
What was the thing that tipped you over the edge?
And Lisa, it happened to you when you were pregnant.
It did, it did.
What was the thing that did it for you, Lisa,
where you're like, I've had it, I've had enough?
Yeah, my husband took what was leftover pasta and ate it,
and I claimed it for my lunch list the next day.
Was it hard to divorce him after that Lisa? Because I think that's warranted.
Well actually I did technically divorce him but not straight after that.
Hey the writing was on the wall Lisa.
What did you do in the minutes after he ate your pasta while you were pregnant, Lisa?
I threw a packet of bacon at him.
Yeah, good.
Was the bacon symbolic?
Yes, because the bacon was in the pasta that he ate.
Take that, you bloody pig.
Take that.
You want to eat my pasta?
That's right.
It was two fold issue for me because he ate the food,
but also he hadn't listened to me when I told him
I was claiming it from my face.
Oh yeah, and you're pregnant.
You don't have to justify it to us,
I'm on your side.
And you're absolved.
Yeah, yeah, you are good to go Lisa.
We asked what was this draw that broke the Kimmel's back.
Someone said, we had this exact thing happen
at arrivals at Auckland airport once.
We fined a lady $400 for bringing an apple through.
We ended up having to put a rope around her
so people could walk past while she had her tantrum.
A rope, like an animal, like they lassoed her in the airport.
I'm hoping they mean like those like rope fence things.
So she was like partitioned off in the tantrum zone.
I just pictured like,
But I don't know.
I pictured her to be tied up like pig on the spit.
I think they have like martial law at the airport.
They can do what they need to do.
Yeah, they hog tie her.
Imagine you're like, are you going express
or do you have something to declare?
This woman plays capiata. She's tied up.
If they did hog tie it,
they've got an apple to pop in her mouth.
They're like, well, we'll use this apple here.
I lost it trying to do the buckle up
on the baby front pack.
No sleep, baby screaming into my ear,
fumbling behind my back,
zero out of 10, lots of tears.
Very relatable.
Yeah, what about this one?
It can be this small.
I had a really bad and busy day at work the other week.
I was the definition of over it.
I went to pick up my click and collect shopping order
and they had put a can on top of my burger buns
and completely squished them.
I would have gone back in there to scream at them
if I had the time, but I needed to get home.
I wanted to scream and cry and kick something
all at the same time.
We feel you and we hear you.
It can be that small.
And the ironic bit is,
the person who would have packed the bag
was probably having the same day.
And if you had, that would have done it to their day as well.
And then, yeah.
Olivia, hello, Olivia.
Hi, Olivia.
Hello, how you doing?
Good thank you.
Tell us what was the moment that it was the straw
that broke the camel's back for you?
Oh man, so I was in Sydney from Dunedin
and I had two massive bags of work collateral,
like banners, so it was like 60 kgs.
And I was walking around Sydney airport
and there were so many diversions, reno's happening.
So I was already a bit pissed off and like literally a sweaty mess.
And I was going back and forth, back and forth.
And then I get a call from my partner and he let me know that my guinea pig had died.
And it doesn't sound like too bad, but I had five rescue guinea pigs and every time I was
on a work trip one
seemed to die. No! You felt responsible. I know so poor Dylan here to call me knowing that I'd be like
oh that sucks but I was just so over it. He shouldn't have called you. I don't think
he should have called you. I reckon he should have just waited till you got home and
been like babe are you sit down I'll make you a cup of tea.
Charles is dead. If he had seen me in that state he definitely wouldn't have called. you got home and been like, babe, sit down, I'll make you a cup of tea.
Charles is dead. If he had seen me in that state, he definitely wouldn't have called.
And what did you do? You sat on the floor.
Oh, I just sat on the floor with the two bags.
I just threw them down and I was literally sobbing, you know,
and you just can't help it. And I called my mum.
Oh, I was like, mum, you know, God, what now?
Like is the plane crashed or something?
And I was like, no, my guinea pig's gone.
My rescue guinea pig's dead.
God, I've never related to anything more.
And in that moment, you just call mum, you know?
I just need my mum.
Thanks, Liv.
Someone said, a lady lost her shit on a flight
because a man next to her farted.
I was sitting in the row in front of them
and she had a fantastic tantrum.
That's my favourite one.
Two things set me off. The vacuum cord unplugging when you have a tiny bit left
and the hose kinking while I'm watering and cleaning.
Both incredibly annoying.
What about when you're winding up the vacuum cleaner cord and it whacks you in the ankle?
Oh!
Why does it hurt so much?
It's the force.
Yeah, and it just gets you on the knobbly bit every time.
It heat-seeks the knobbly bit.
Never once have I been hit in the juicy bit.
Nah, it's like a heat-seeking missile.
I've only ever been hit by the vacuum cord
in my knobbly bits.
Yeah, straight blow to the knobbly bit.
My normally nice conflict-avoiding wife lost it with a Bosnian border guard when she realised
he was trying to extort us.
She got up in his face, jabbing her finger into his barrelled chest.
I pulled her off him and we narrowly avoided a night in a Bosnian jail.
Yeah, not the best place to lose your shit.
Your wife is a badass. Yeah she does. She's gonna go toe to toe with a
crooked Bosnian border patrol officer. I would sleep with one eye open if I were
you because who knows what that woman is capable of. Yeah you best be nice to her.
You treat her well. Thanks for your messages everybody. Everyone feels better
after hearing those. Zed in, Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Here we go, birthday banger time.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
We'll play our favourite out of these three.
Jackie is here. Hi, Jackie.
G'day, Jackie.
Hi.
What have you been doing today, Jackie?
Um, I just had training for netball.
Oh nice. Okay, we always play this game.
Yeah, yeah.
What position does Jackie play in the netball team?
Goldie.
I'm going to say centre.
Jackie?
Yeah, I'm a centre.
Come on. I don't think I've ever...
You've always got it right and I've always got it wrong.
Very good, Jackie.
Good to get on the board.
The centre. What's your date of birth?
10th of February 2000.
Alright, Jackie, here if you need, Jackie.
Here if you need.
Pivot into you were 16 in 2016 and here's your birthday banger.
Oh, step and soar, Jackie.
Chest pass.
Yeah.
A place...
Do you like Zayn from One Direction, Jackie?
Yeah, I think he's probably my favourite one.
Really?
Oh, well, very good then.
Oh wow, that's great then.
This is his 50 Shades song, isn't it?
Not gonna lie, I loved this song.
Quite sexy from Zayn.
Was it on 50 Shades?
I don't think so.
No, is it not?
That was just his debut.
His one with Sia, Dustal Dawn, I think was,
or he's got one with Taylor Swift.
It was one that was offered someone else.
I think I'm right.
Nah.
I don't think this was on 50 Shades.
It's never been done.
It's not about you guys, it's about Jackie,
and that's your birthday back in Jackie.
Are you happy?
Yes, I'm pretty happy.
Okay, as long as we're happy, that's all that matters.
Let's go to Elizabeth.
Hello, Elizabeth.
I don't feel seen at all, Claude.
Do you feel seen?
No.
Yeah.
Hey Elizabeth, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Yeah, mate, let's make you feel seen.
What have you been doing today?
Have you been doing netball?
No, I just am on my way home
from taking my son to his MMA class.
Really? How old's your son?
He's five.
They did...
You can do a five-year-old MMA course? That's awesome.
Yeah. Yeah.
Is he good? Do you reckon he's got a bit of Conor McGregor about him?
Yeah, I reckon. He's doing pretty good.
Okay. Very cool. Well,. Wow okay Elizabeth what is your
birthday? 24th of January 2000. Alright that means you were 16 also in 2016. Quite close
together actually to Jackie let's see if it's different. I can't breathe, shaking, riding onto my knees Shawn Mendes!
That's my phone screensaver!
Kisses, I'll be in here and stay
You've got a shirtless Shawn Mendes as your screensaver?
Yeah, look how hot he is!
Hahaha!
What do you reckon about that, Elizabeth?
It's a good song, eh?
Yeah, it's a pretty good song.
Yeah, it's a bop, Elizabeth!
Is anyone else just imagining a cage full of five-year-olds
just going ape shit on each
other?
I mean, it would get out their energy, wouldn't it?
They'd be exhausted after that.
One more for Ewan.
Hi, Ewan.
Hi, Ewan.
Hey, how's it going?
You haven't been at MMA training, have you?
No, no, no, I haven't been.
What have you been doing?
Just coming home from work and just smoking traffic.
Oh.
Hey, well, let's brighten your day a little bit.
What is your date of birth?
9 September 1999.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2015, Ewan.
And we've done our calculations.
Here's your birthday banger.
I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
But I love it.
But I love it.
Banger from the weekend, can't feel my face. What do you reckon, Ewan? I'm suits Ewan to a T.
I've got that kind of sultry cool vibe about him.
I can't feel my face when I'm with Ewan. Come with Ewan.
Shawmendis please.
Ooh, I'm going pillow talk Zayn.
Oh god, let it go.
What? I don't turn up my nose at your pic.
Claudia, what's the winner today?
Do I even need to say it? It's Zayn.
Yes!
Go on! Jackie, you're the winner of birthday banger, okay? say it insane.
Jackie, you're the winner of birthday banger. Okay.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Well done, Jackie. Go get those pivot step
pivots, okay?
Thank you.
Brian Clint on ZM.
The winner of birthday banger today for Jackie is Zayn's Pillow Talk from the year 2016.
There was talk of putting that song in the best one hit wonder of the 2010s competition.
There was talk of putting a couple of the 1D boys in.
We talked about putting Claudia Hubbis out. Liam Payne.
Liam Payne. Yeah. Strip that down because as a solo artist he was a one hit wonder
but he was also part of one of the biggest boy bands of all time so is it fair to call
someone a one hit wonder? Yeah. Anyway for controversy sake we just left it out. Yeah.
But Zayn is more than one hit doesn't he? Okay. Well, let's have a look in the system This is always a good gauge in the radio in the radio big music log. That's what we call it
What do you call it? The radio big music just yeah the computer
Yeah, the big radio music so he had a song that you guys talked about before with Taylor Swift
But we're not counting collaborations, are we?
No, we're not counting
The Fifty Shades song that That was the 50 Shades.
Yeah.
I think according to you.
According to the internet.
According to life and facts.
According to reality.
He had good years.
He just moves on.
No, not a hit.
Oh my god, is Zayn Malik a one hit wonder?
Claudia's Ropable, we're saying that.
I said this. I said Pillow Talk should have been in there. Oh my god, is Zayn Malik a one-hit wonder? Claudia's Ropeable, we're saying that.
I said this, I said Pillow Talk should have been in there.
Wow, but no, no, we took him out
because he's literally in one direction.
Yeah, but that's a band, that's different.
Really?
Yeah.
It's like saying that,
no, well, that's not a good example.
I guess Jerry Halliwell was a one-hit wonder then. Yeah, it men. Wrong decade but as an example. Yes same thing. Is there not another
Zayn song? This is what I said I was like this should be in it. What about Zayn fingers?
Go clean up your act Zayn honestly. Clean it up. Fingers. You're better than that Zane, come on.
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Have you ever done an Ancestry.com DNA test thing before?
I did one years ago for radio purposes to find out exactly what my ancestry was.
Okay, yeah.
I think it was with Ancestry.com.
So you did the mouth swab thing? Yeah. to find out exactly what my ancestry was. Okay, yeah.
I think it was with ancestry.com.
So you did the mouth swab thing.
Yeah.
So you've done it.
Yeah.
You've done this.
Yeah.
There's a company called 23andMe.
It's essentially the same thing.
It's just another company that does it.
They're an American one.
They are, quote,
an American personal genomics and biotechnology company that provide people with
reports on their ancestry like you, their traits and certain health related predispositions. So if
you are susceptible to things like stomach cancer or diabetes, breast cancer, it's all in there in
your DNA. Yeah. And they say they can tell you about those things.
That company, 23andMe, is going bankrupt.
They've gone bankrupt.
And the issue is, and it's why I've always been scared
to do one of these things,
the DNA information that they have,
and they've got the DNA information
of 15 million people in their servers.
What happens when you go bankrupt is
they sell all of the assets,
they liquidate them to make any money back that you owe.
One of the assets is the DNA information,
so the liquidators are gonna come in
and literally sell off your DNA information
to the highest bidder, to whoever wants to buy it.
Which I wonder where that'll go, maybe ancestry.com.
Well, they would be smart if they bought it,
but not necessarily a pharmaceutical company could buy it
and target you with ads for certain kinds of medication
for diseases that you don't have yet,
which I mean, could be a good thing,
but really it'll be Big Pharma.
But it's just weird that your DNA, like your DNA never changes. Your DNA is your DNA
for the rest of your life and now some company has it. They've gone bankrupt and now it's going into...
Didn't you say to me one time, I swear you said to me like I'll never do one of those ancestry.com
DNA things because what if you know if they get a hold of my DNA, what if they clone me?
You know?
What if-
Literally my next point.
What if they clone me?
Literally my next point.
And there's other me's walking around.
And I said, what makes you think
that they're gonna go, right, he's the one,
we're gonna clone a heap of him?
Well, the other issue I have with it is,
I've watched Making a Murderer, and what if they decide to plant my DNA at a crime scene?
Once they've got it, they've got it, Bri. Look, is it a possibility? Of course, most things are. Is it likely? No.
It's not likely. That DNA information is attached to your email address, your phone number, your first name,
last name.
It's the DNA that you're going to give your children as well.
And now it's in somebody.
Oh, mate, I've got bigger problems.
I've got way bigger problems than someone having my DNA.
Honestly, that's how I feel anyway.
I'm like, honestly, I mean, I'm just trying to get through to the weekend at this stage.
Well, look, I think it's a bad idea.
I've always said it's a bad idea.
I can't believe your next point.
I'll say, I have seen that Arnold Schwarzenegger, he's showing up.
He wrote cloning question mark.
We don't know. I've question mark. We don't know.
The technology is not there yet, but it will be very shortly.
You're right. You're right.
I mean, I've seen the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie,
which I actually believe was a doco where they cloned a heap of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
But it was also Arnold freaking Schwarzenegger.
Of course they're going to clone him.
Well, I happen to think that I'm very cloneable, so up your bum.