ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 12th March 2021

Episode Date: March 12, 2021

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, the last Bree and Clint podcast with Maddie on it. Are you devastated? You're sad? I'll be sad to see you go, it's been fun. It's been really fun, I've loved it. It'll be great to get Bree back as well. And I know, we were talking to her today, I know she's ready to come back. Yeah, she's definitely ready. She's been away for a month, so...

It's been a long time to be away. Yeah, doing a secret project. Everyone on the podcast knows what it is. Alright. But we're not allowed to say what it is on the radio. Right. So it's like the world's worst kept secret. Yeah, 100%.

But we have to keep saying, oh, I wonder where she is. Anyway, Monday, she's back, and everything goes back to normal, which is exciting. It's a Friday here in New Zealand, so it's time for an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean.

Birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! Matty, this is where people from overseas give us their birthdays because they can't call into the show. Oh, I like this. They do it in our podcast family group on Facebook. And slowly but surely, we're getting through them all

and doing their birthday bangers. So, the first one, oh, this is from Christchurch. I guess it's over some sea, isn't it? It's over a sea. Depends which way you're flying. But no, we're glad to have you here. And we love you, Natasha Fuller. You're from Christchurch. And you can do the birthday info, Matty. All right. Natasha's birthday is the 24th of November, 1982, which means she was 16 in 1998.

And this was the number one song. Irish royalty, bewitched rollercoaster. Two sisters. Two sisters Two sisters Maybe a cousin Yeah right There's four of them

Family connection Yeah I mean I think most people in Ireland are related somehow Oh whoa okay Connected somehow I should say Shots fired I didn't mean I'm Irish

I didn't mean I didn't mean that What do you think we're all leprechaun potato eating Exactly Jeez The shoe fits. Let's do Tom Davies. He is from overseas. He's from Stevanage.

Stevanage. Stevanage in England. He was born on the 9th of October 1998, which means he was 16 in 2014. And this was his number one song. Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass. No trouble. in 2014 and this was his number one song I met her did you? was she nice?

so lovely and very attractive yeah right like she's got an attractive energy about her yeah that real kind of I don't even know if she is southern but that's what I interpret as southern she's like oh attractive energy about her. Yeah. That real kind of, I don't even know if she is Southern, but that's what I interpret as Southern.

She's like, oh, hey. I've seen her on interviews. She seems fun. Yeah, yeah, she's cool. Yeah. Meghan Trainor and All About That Bass. Okay, Tom Davies from Stevenage. Let's go to Amy Rose Lang from, you can say where she's from.

Oswald Twistle. Oswald Twistle. Why are places in England the hardest to say? Oswald Twissell Oswald Twissell Oswald Twissell in Lancashire She was born on the 28th of January 1995 Which means she was 16 in 2011

And this was her birthday banger. Bruno Mars. Ben's giving us a graphic map of where Oswald Twissell is. Ben, is there a reason for that? Is there anything in particular you'd just like to... I don't know the geography of England at all. I don't know what's north or south. It's north of Manchester.

There you go. That's a classic. It doesn't have a lot of up energy. I always want... When you think you're going to get your birthday banger, I always think of a song you're going to be able to play at a party and be like, guys, this is my birthday banger. I think of the song that if you're in the car with a group of friends,

you're all going to be like, yes, this song. Yes, yes. Because that's your song. Yeah. And a good birthday banger chose you. So, Amy, good song, but it's not going to win today is what I'll say. For me, it's between Meghan Trainor and Bewitched. Yeah, right.

Which one are you going to go for? I'm going to go with Bewitched. Yeah, I'm going with Bewitched. Yeah, that's our winner? Yeah. Okay. Legally, we're not going to go for? I'm going to go with Bewitched. Yeah, I'm going with Bewitched. Yeah, that's our winner? Yeah. Okay. Legally, we're not allowed to play all of it for some reason.

But we'll just vibe out for a bit. Okay. Here you go, Natasha, all the way from Christchurch. Wow. Let's see if this song has aged well. It lost our way. It's always the same. Oh, baby, the kind of dreams from the 17s. We've grazed our knees.

And no one to blame. Oh, girl, I don't know what I say. We'll be in such a trip just again. We're not nice women. I don't know if it's produced very well. It's also a song about roller coasters. Yeah. Or is it literally about roller coasters?

It's literally about riding a roller coaster. Not even a roller coaster of love. No, just a rollercoaster. We're watching the music video. They're wearing double denim. I think double denim was their thing. Oh, right. Yeah, I think they were contractually obliged to wear denim.

The video's incredibly literal. They're at a fair doing rides and then pretending that they're on a rollercoaster. I'm pretty sure because I watched this documentary series a few years ago where they reunited old bands from the 90s. And Bewitched was one of the bands that reunited. The sisters had a falling out after Bewitched ended. Really?

Yeah. They obviously came back together, But it took them a long time I think they came here to perform A few years ago For that So Pop concert And there was only two of them Two of four Oh right

Yeah The video's major 90s vibes From the hair to the denim To the Everything about it. Yeah. The sound, the look. All right, that'll do us, I think.

Have a great weekend, everybody. Thanks again, Matty, for helping us out. Yeah, thanks for having me. Big surprise to Matty in the podcast today. Which went well, I think. I think it went really well. You're welcome. Yeah.

It's on our social media. You may have seen it by now. See you guys on Monday when Bree's back. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show.

Happy Friday. Bree and Clint with Matty for one more day. Yes. Yeah. I'm here. We're here. I'm ready. We're ready.

We're going to give away 40 grand. I reckon. We're going to celebrate two Team New Zealand victories. Hopefully the wins pick up. And we're going to see a recreation of the most awkward photo of you that's ever been taken. Possibly the most awkward photo of you that's ever been taken. Possibly the most awkward photo of anyone that's ever been taken. If you've missed this, you might have even

seen it on TVNZ Breakfast this morning. Matty's photo shoot from when he was 18 and he was dripping in sex appeal. Dripping. It was, uh, I was 18 and thought, you know when you're 18 and you just think, I've hit my peak?

Yeah, yeah. And then you look back now and you go, that was absolutely the worst time of my life. I think it's more a case of you're 18 and you go, this is what's attractive. Yeah. This is what attractive is. Like me with my eyebrow piercing. That or the oversized Helen Stein suit that I bought. Yeah, any of that.

Yeah. Double popped collar polo shirts. We've all been there. But today today Maddie gets a shot at redemption. We've restaged that photo shoot which you can see

on Maddie's Instagram and our Instagram story as well. And at 5.30 this afternoon you're going to get to see it in all of its glory. I have no clue how that went down

except to say it brought back some real PTSD. Yeah, right. We visited a dark place together today, but it was fun for me. We will give you the chance to win Secret Sound at 4 o'clock.

The activator is coming up at 5 to 4, but next you want to win some cash today for Tradie vs Lady. It's cash. It's $50 cash, and all you've got to do is be the smartest tradie or lady in the country and call us now on 0800-DIALS-ZM. You'll go head-to-head in a general knowledge quiz after Avicii. Friday jams on ZM.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Alrighty then. We are finishing the week at 19 games to the ladies and 15 games to the tradies for the year so far. The tradies have been clawing their way back this week. They have, and we're in March, so there's a long way to go.

Yeah, there is a long way to go. Let's start with our tradie today. He is from Christchurch, he's 33, and he is the best damn plumber in New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Mark. Hey, Mark. Hi, Mark. How's it going? What makes you the best plumber in New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Mark. Hey, Mark. Hi, Mark. How's it going? What makes you the best plumber in New Zealand?

I'm just sore into my plumbing. I'm the best. Oh, there you go. I believe you, absolutely. Best service, best service, mate. Yeah, oh, that's a big part of it. That's a big part of it. He cleans up after himself. You're taking on our lady today who's from Taupo and she's a teacher aid. Her name is Jess. Hi, Jess.

Jess. How are you doing? Jess, hi. Okay, Jess, your buzzer's lady. Mark, your buzzer is tradie. Nice and loud, guys. Maddy's got the questions. First to three answers correct wins the $50 cash. Good luck. You ready? Yeah. Alright, let's do this.

Question number one. It looks like Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has locked in a location for her upcoming wedding. Is her fiancé's name... Ooh, Jess. Oh, I think it's the Hawke's Bay. Oh, you didn't hear the whole question. Yeah. Mark, you want a free guess

based off what you've heard so far? I'm going to guess someone in the far north. I'm going to go for like the kids. No, still not the question. Okay, we'll finish the question and you can both still buzz in on this one. We'll give you another shot at this. Is Jacinda Ardern's fiancé's name Chris, Craig or Clark? Chris.

Lady. Jess buzzed in. So, Jess, you get the guess. Oh, my God. Clark. Correct. Nice work, Jess. The Fisherman.

Okay, one point to the ladies. Question number two. Question number two. Auckland has now joined the rest of the country in returning to alert level one. How many alert levels are there? Mark. Sure it is, lady.

There's four alert levels. Correct. One all. Question number three. Joseph Parker's name has been linked to a major drug bust today. True it is. True it is. Oh, he hasn't heard the question yet,

but he's going to give it a go. Mark. Yeah, he's got busted for potentially smuggling drugs into the contra. Guys, you've got to let me finish the question. That's not the question, Mark. I mean, you're factually correct. You're eager, and I do into the contract. Guys, you've got to let me finish the question. It's not the question, Mark. I mean, you're factually correct. You're eager, and I do appreciate the enthusiasm.

Okay. Do you want a free guess based on what you've heard so far? Jess, I wouldn't bother. You don't know the question. No. Okay. I'll finish the question for you. What sport is Joseph Parker involved in?

Ladies. Jess. Boxing. Correct. So we're at two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Jess, you can win the game here. If you'll potentially let me finish the question.

No pressure. I love the confidence of buzzing in without the question. I love it. Come on, girl. Okay. Prince William has said the royal family is not racist after Harry and Meghan's bombshell interview. Who is Prince William married to?

Curtis, lady. Oh, Mark. Kate Middleton. Nice work, Mark. Is that a British accent that we hear from you, Mark? It is a British accent. I've got to get that one right. Are you a monarchist?

Love the Queen. She's my hero. Absolutely. Okay. We're all tied up, guys. This is tie break. Whoever gets this question right wins the game and the $50. Okay.

Okay. Let's have it. Question number five. A woman in Australia has narrowly escaped a crocodile attack. If I answer, in a while, crocodile, what would you have just said to me? Dreadies. Mark. See you later, alligator.

He's done it. Nice work, Mark. There we go. God save the queen, the best plumber in New Zealand has $50 cash and the win. Well done, Mark. Yes. Jogs at the Fox and Ferry tonight. Thanks.

Brie and Clint. Do you remember those toys that you used to play with as a kid? Really simple. Like, very, very simple concept. It was a tube, like a neon-coloured tube. You'd flip it upside down

and depending on which way you flipped it, something would kind of drop inside and it would make like a funny noise. That. I don't know if times were simpler back then or if we just weren't that like... High tech. Yeah, or if it just took much less to entertain us.

Yeah, right. I used to have fun with those for hours. But I reckon, I've seen my niece and nephew playing with like a cardboard box and getting hours of entertainment out of it. I think kids are just very easily entertained. Well, I need to get my daughter one of these. We were talking about it before and trying to figure out what they were called. You found out what they were called.

I never knew. Because it was just an unnamed toy. You didn't need to know. No, there was no name for it. But there is a name. They're called groan tubes. Oh, no, sorry, that's not. No, there was no name for it. But there is a name. They're called groan tubes. Oh, no, sorry. That's not.

No, that's not appropriate. Groan tubes. No, you can't give a child a groan tube in 2021. That's not appropriate. Sorry. Sorry, guys. But anyway, I was on TikTok. I feel like all I'm doing at the moment is going on TikTok.

This is a timeline for you. Monday, Matty starts on the show. I've just downloaded TikTok, guys, and I don't think I want to open it because I'm too scared of what will happen. Day two, I said I've opened it and I think I'm going to delete it immediately because I know where this is going to go.

Fast forward to day five, Maddie only talks about things from TikTok now. All we talk about is videos that Maddie's seen on TikTok. Like this one here. This video that Maddie's brought to the table today So this is a lady Does she have a grown tube in this video? There's no grown tube inside She is the grown tube

She is the grown tube Listen to this I don't have many talents But this is definitely one of them You know those kids toys The ones you turn upside down And they make that noise I can make that noise.

I gotta give it to her. She's pretty good. She's pretty good. Very talented. So this is the actual grown tube. And this is her. Hello. I mean you know a party trick is good

because it's so useless you can't monetize that no there's nothing you can do with it other than give your friends a laugh she could become a Grown Tube influencer look it's Friday and no one feels like thinking too hard

so this afternoon's first topic for the show is can you make that noise? Okay. No, I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. That's what we're doing. Okay. Oh, $800 a DM.

Can you make that noise? And so it's not awkward. Maddie's going to attempt it first. Oh, great. Okay. So I'll give you the inspo. It needs to sound like this. Now give me your best groan tube.

Now? Yeah. Go for it. New Zealand, the bar has never been lower. So if you would like to call and have some fun with us this afternoon and try and make that noise, the phone lines are open right now on 0800-DALZM. The best noise is going to win themselves 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Nice.

Okay, let's do it. Let's hear your best. All we talk about because it's 2021 is things that we've seen on TikTok. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. That's it. That's all life is now. It's just an endless scroll of videos on TikTok.

It's how we get our news. It's how we get our information. They're saying that Jacinda Ardern should do her alert level updates on TikTok these days. It's only a matter of time. Totally. Totally. You'll be doing the weather on TikTok. This radio show basically already is on TikTok.

So it makes sense that this afternoon we want you to do something that Maddie saw on TikTok. You know those toys. You'll know them. Neon tubes. you turn them upside down and then make a funny noise. Grown tubes. Yeah, we found out this afternoon they're called grown tubes.

I saw someone on TikTok who was able to recreate the sound herself. I don't have many talents, but this is definitely one of them. You know those kids toys, the ones you turn upside down and they make that noise? I can make that noise.

Ow! Rrrr! Ow! I'm Cammy. Rrrr! So this afternoon, New Zealand, your challenge is make that noise. And if you can, you can win yourself some KFC chicken dolls, if you're the best.

We'll just set the bar early. Maddie's attempt, which sounded like this. Ow! Rrrr! Ow! We'll just set the bar early. Maddie's attempt, which sounded like this. That's it. That's where the bar is. It's low. I'll give it a go. I'll give it a go.

Damn, it's harder than it seems. I was ready to laugh at you, but it's harder than it seems. It's one of those things that unless you've attempted it before, you don't know what's going to come out of your mouth until it comes out of your mouth. So let's hope our callers have been practising. We'll start with Jamie. Hi, Jamie.

Hey, James. Happy Friday. Let's give you a little taster. This is what we want out of you. Give us your best groan tube. Okay. That's not bad. Did you practice that first Jamie? I've been doing it with my mouth

but I'm trying not to make the noises Yeah Wait there, wait there Let's go to Matthew G'day Matthew, happy Friday How's it going? Good man, good You ready to do a groan tube for us?

Yep Okay, let's give you your inspo sound How's it going? Good, man, good. You ready to do a groan tube for us? Yep. Okay, let's give you your inspo sound. Oh, you've gone early. Now you go, Matthew. You ready? Go. Go. I reckon you're in second place at the moment.

I love this show. This is what we're doing this afternoon. Mia is here. Kia ora, Mia. Hi, how's it going? Good. Did you know that it was called a groan tube? I didn't, actually.

It's an odd name for a kid's toy. It was the 90s, though. We were thinking different. Have you practiced? I have, yeah. Okay, here's the inspo. Now it's all you. Give us your best groan tube.

You were good on the down. Your up was a little bit shaky. Yeah, a bit iffy. All right, you're in contention. We'll finish with Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. You've heard it enough now.

Just go for it. When you really drop your hottest grown tube on us. All right. Can we have it one more time? One more time. Hayley. Yeah? Can we have that one more time? One more time. Hayley. Yeah? Can we have that one more time?

Matty, it's your last day. Who's our winner? It sounds like you're in pain, Hayley. I think we've got to give it to Jamie. Jamie's pretty good first off the bat. Jamie, congratulations. You're New Zealand's grown champion. Well done, mate.

Oh, my talent's finally gone. Right? Call your parents. Tell them you finally achieved something. It's a big deal, everybody. I don't believe that. Yeah, nice. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line with details about Adele's divorce. We've been speculating about this for a bit. She is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Her and her baby daddy are no more. And the divorce information is out.

Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Look, it's actually good news today. So basically, Adele and her 46-year-old former husband, he's a CEO, he's a very wealthy man himself, by the way, they have come to the most beautifully orchestrated

amicable split I think I've seen in Hollywood in a very long time. Both of them will be having joint custody of their child, of their son, and both of them, neither of them and both of them, will have no spousal support for each other. So I don't know.

You'd think that because she's worth a lot more money than him, even though he is a CEO millionaire, she's worth a lot more money than him. So it's just been so well played out. They've done mediation meetings. Everything's kind of really going to plan, which is very good. And the best news of all. Whenever Adele has a heartbreak, we get the best album so brace yourselves.

It's a really good album on its way. It's so good. I can't wait. How grown up, how very adult of them, right? I know. Almost you wanted a little bit of mudslinging. Yeah, we wanted some drama. There was that rumour, Dean, that he was going to put a clause in the contract

that said she wasn't allowed to write any songs about him. Is there any info about that? Because that's what we really care about. We want those songs. We want those break-up songs. Any details about that in today's news? There wasn't any, but she could write songs about an alleged person she may have known and just change the name from Bob to Schmob.

I don't know. Who knows? It's like, forget it. Rolling in the Schmob. I like it, Dean. That's cryptic, Dean. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. Let's have a round of the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. and song challenge. Matty, you've never played this game before. I've heard it played. What's your music knowledge like? Older than newer.

You know classics more than... If it's a 90s banger, if you've got a Spice Girls song in there, I'm done. I'm ready. What a surprise. What we do is we play on behalf of people. Let's meet Leah first. Hi, Leah.

Welcome to the show. Hi. Who would you like to play on your behalf this afternoon? Maddie from TVNZ or me? I'll go with Maddie. Maddie, okay. Hi, Leah. Yeah, there we go.

Okay, Leah's your girl, okay? Great. That means, Shannon, I'm playing for you this afternoon. Cool. Now, I think there should be... Oh, yeah. Right, okay. Shannon, any more energy you could give me than that?

It's Friday. I know, that's why I'm asking. Anyway, no, I believe in you You believe in me I think we level The playing field Slightly Right

Because I do this For a living Yeah Okay This is my This is my arena You know I would like to offer you

A one second head start On all of the songs Okay Which means The songs will start And I won't be able To buzz in Until Ben Plays this noise Here Okay Is that fair the songs. Okay. Which means the songs will start and I won't be able to buzz in until Ben plays

this noise here. Okay. Is that fair? That's fair. Cool. Alright. First to three correct answers. So do I have to give the name and the person that sings the song? Yep. So that's what we're looking for. Right.

Tidal land artist. Tidal land artist. Yep. Okay. When you're ready Anastasia, let's do it. This week's theme is royal British themed, obviously with Meeks at the Oprah interview playing out over the week. Yes. So we're going to do British songs, British artists. Love it.

Here's song number one. Maddie. Queen, We Will Rock You. That's correct, Matty. Well done. Good work. How do you feel with your advantage, Clint? Do you think you've made a bad decision?

Tell you after the next one. All right, here's song number two. Matty. Where was the beat? Okay, Matty, you're going to need song and artist. Elton John, Rocketman. That's correct, Matty. Clint, I think you've made a bad call here.

If I come in too arrogant, I'm sticking to my guns. Are you sure? Because I'm competitive, but I like to play against the best. So I'm willing to scrap that rule now if you want to scrap the rule. This is the decider. I'm not going to ask for it. You need to say that that's what you want. We can scrap the rule.

I'm happy with that. This is the decider. Let's roll through with no more disadvantage for Clint. Bring it on. Ben, let's hear song number three. Clint. Matty. That right there is

Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson, Valerie. Correct. You're just flexing with the two songs, two artists there. Oh yeah, well I meant to include the producer. No, we only need one. This is a come from behind. If I can do this, it's a come from behind victory.

Is this a two America's Cup? Yeah, this is your team, New Zealand. I'm Jimmy Spittel over here. I just totally referenced sport. Can we pause and match that, guys? First to three. First to three. First to three, all right.

You're still at match point. All right, let's hear song number four. Clint. Maddie. Sam Smith, Stay With Me Damn it That's correct mate We're sitting at 2-1 now

I don't know what to say because we were sitting at an advantage We've lost the disadvantage And they gave the advantage away This is deadlock This is our final song. Let's hear song number five. Yo!

Manny! Oh! What are the chances? Oh! What are the chances? He still has to get it right. One of the all-time greats. He still has to get it right.

He's getting it right. You have to get it right. Clint. Oh, on all five members, the producer, the label, the year in which it was recorded. That is the seminal 90s classic, Wannabe, by Sporty, Baby, Ginger, Scary and Posh, the Spice Girls.

You have won the one second song challenge. Legitimately, legitimately won it as well. Congratulations. Leah, congratulations. You've got 50 K won it as well. Congratulations. Leah, congratulations. You've got 50 KFC chicken dollars. Love that. I've been facing you the whole time. Right.

There you go. Well done, Maddie. That's Calvin Harris and Khalees Bounce. This is Maddie's last day on the show. You've been a great help. Thank you so much for filling in. Brie's actually been away for a whole month now. Isn't that crazy?

We've had three weeks of Caitlin and one week of Maddie and on Monday she's back. Obviously a lot changes in a month. Huge. Yeah.

Yeah. So I thought great opportunity to get Ross Boss in. Hey Ross. Hi, how's it going? And put a call through to Brie

and just, you know, update her on a few things that have changed. Yeah. So she's up to date, right? So Ross, you know what to say. And let's connect to Bree now.

Hello. Hi, Brianna. Ross. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good, mate. Are you ready to come home? I am so ready to come home.

I bet you are. Hey, I just wanted to give you a heads up on a few things just because if you're obviously so excited, I just want you to know about Simon Changes here. Nothing major. More just, like, so we've know about some changes here. Nothing major. More just like, so we've done some adjustments with the studio. Yes.

I just want to change where you sit in the studio. So your angle will be kind of different. So you might want to like, I don't know if you want to put your hair on the other side or something. I'm just giving you a hint if you want to change that. And I guess also like,

apparently Gen Z are cancelling side parts. So maybe think about using a little part or something. They can go grow themselves. I'm never cancelling the side part. Sure. Also, we got some research and we did heaps of market research over the past month.

It was really good. And basically, Bogsy and everyone reckon it's more believable if Clint's name is first on the show. Right. No, that's understandable. It is a strong name. Clinton Bree.

And research also showed that people might confuse it to be like a name like Clinton Bree, but we didn't think that that mattered. Good. I think we shouldn't let that hold us back. But on that part though, like we thought we could call you Breeza. Breeza. Breeza.

So it's Clinton Breeza. And so all the sweepers will really drag it out like Breeza. That sounds good. I like that. Also, I f***ing hate birthday bangers, so it's gone. and so all the sweepers will really drag it out like, Breeza! That sounds good. I like that. Also, I f***ing hate birthday bangers, so it's gone. I don't care how many years we've been doing it, it's gone. That's not a shock.

I know that you've hated it since the start. Yeah. Also, hey, Maddy won Google Down, so he's coming in to host that now. Amazing. I'm super happy because there's quite a lot of work for me each week, so I'm stoked with that. Obviously I'm clearly taking the piss with those things, but there's two serious things. Clint actually has

gone to HR. The studio has to be a fart-free zone now. You're not allowed to fart in here. Well, that's something we can talk about when I get back. No, no, no, no, that's concrete, that one. We're not talking about that one. I'm steadfast on that one. You want to come back, you do your flatulence at home.

I just want to make it clear, the last one I was forced into saying, I'm actually chained to the desk right now with a gun against my head, was that Clint wants to be referred to as Big Daddy Clint now. People like it. People think it's hot. They think I've got hot dad vibes. And you're not allowed to just say it normally. You've got to go, Big Daddy Clint.

Look, I mean, that's something we've been implementing already. That's disgusting. This is my way of saying I'm into it, so it's sticking. It's staying around. I like it. I knew it. I knew you said stop it, guys. Stop it. But I knew you really meant, yeah, bring it on. And Maddie also wants to be referred to as

Big Daddy Maddie, but that's for different reasons. Exactly. Yeah. So this phone call is legally binding. Do you consent to everything that's just been said? Look, I've thought about it in this brief one and a half minute period, and I think I love it. I think I love all the changes. Yeah.

Oh, good to hear. Hey. That's awesome, Breeza. Yeah, thanks, Breeza. Thanks for being a real team player. We appreciate you. Yeah, it's nice. See you on Monday.

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Listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Forget the sailing, forget the secret sound, forget everything you think is important this afternoon. The only thing that you should really care about is the release of Maddie McLean's photo shoot, which is coming out at 5.30. So I did this 16 years ago.

Yeah. There's a photo that surfaced that you took in your first year of university, right? I was 18. Yeah. And your friend asked you to model for a shoot. Correct. And you really turned on the sex.

Like your face, especially for a man who we're fairly confident had never done it, looks like he is born to do it. Do you think? Because I think it's the look of a man who is absolutely terrified at the concept of having sex. The photo is shot. The shoot is done terrified at the concept of having sex. The photo is shot, the shoot is done, and the photo is actually ready. I haven't seen it. It's done. You haven't seen it, I haven't seen it, but we have it.

And we can show it to people before we get to see it. Alright. So please welcome to the show this afternoon one man who is going to have a special VIP preview of the photo, your wonderful partner, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hi, Clint. How are you? I'm very nervous.

Who knows how dramatically our lives might change after this photo. Right? It's hard to unsee some things. First of all, can I get a critique on the original photo? So this week you got to see a picture of Matty modelling as an 18-year-old. How did that make you feel? I mean, I'd be honest and say that I'm glad he's ageing well.

It's a glow up, right? I have been encouraging him over the last couple of weeks to grow his hair a little bit but after seeing that photo, it's definitely like we should cut that now. Shape it off. We're happy. We're good where we are. If you haven't seen the photo, the hair is long, man. It's really long. It's on Maddie's Instagram at the moment, so you should go and see it. But Ryan, you're very lucky. You're good where we are. If you haven't seen the photo, the hair is long, man. It's really long. It's on Matty's Instagram

at the moment, so you should go and see it. But Ryan, you're very lucky. You're the first person outside of the camera crew who's going to get to see this photo. We're about to text it to you. Are you prepared? I don't know, but I guess we'll find out. Matty, anything you want to say to Ryan before he sees

this message? Well, it's absolutely no secret that it's my raw sexual magnetism that you've been attracted to for the last four years. This should really only intensify things, right? Yeah, but what worries me is that how many other people are going to be attracted to you now? Oh, yeah. All right, well, I think it's time.

Ben, please hit send on the photo. The photo has gone into the stratosphere. Put us on speaker Ryan, and when you're ready, open that picture. Oh, wow. Is that a good oh, wow? I half expected to see a little bit like

maybe the Photoshop. So it's not as bad as it potentially could have been or some kind of hideous wig. I mean, the likeness is very similar. Maybe you haven't aged that much at all.

Wow. Okay, this is good critique. This is good critique. Do you think that... Also, compliments to the photographer. It looks exactly the same. Good! Yes!

I still haven't seen it. I'm so excited to see it. I'm terrified. And I'm mostly just terrified that my phone's going to start blowing up because Anna Wintour could be calling me this afternoon. I was going to say Woman's Day, but yeah, sure, go for Vogue, whatever you want.

Private jet on its way to us, I think. Exactly. The photo gets released to the world at 5.30 this afternoon. So far, the only man who has seen it is Maddie's partner, Ryan. Thanks, Ryan. You guys have a wonderful, it sounds like you're going to have a great evening this evening, actually. Brace yourselves, Ryan.

Yeah. Things are popping off at your house. Bree's back on Monday. Team New Zealand just lost race three of the America's Cup by 37 seconds to Luna Rosa Prada Parelli. You're sounding very blasé about it right now. I'm chill. I'm chill.

Not the case a couple of minutes ago. It's 2-1 and it's a first to seven series. The next race comes up after five o'clock and we're fine. We're fine. No big deal. It's not even a thing. It's no big deal. Producer Ben's here. Good afternoon. G'day guys. How are you? Good. Great. Yeah, good. Fine. We're fine. 100% fine. We're fine. Yeah, no big deal. Producer Ben's here. Good afternoon. G'day guys. How are you? Good. Oh, you're great. Yeah, good.

Fine. Yeah, we're fine. 100% fine. We're fine. We're fine. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. Stop asking.

Stop asking. Earlier this week, I found out Matty's from Queenstown. Yeah. I didn't know. Fun fact. I didn't know.

Not many people from Queenstown. Yeah. You and Kim.com. We're a rare breed. Yeah. Anyway, I thought I'd put a little quiz together this afternoon for you two. And basically, all you have to do is identify if the fact slash story that I'm going to tell you is from Queenstown or Clint's hometown, Rotorua.

Love it. The two tourism meccas of New Zealand. Yeah. They call Queenstown the Rotorua of the South. Do they? You do, you do. That's what we call it. You ripped off our luge.

You copy everything we do. We had lakes. You're like, we're getting the lake. Did you know they're changing the Rotorua luge track? Are they? I think they're slowing it down ever so slightly. I used to work there. I'll go and protest.

I'll protest. Okay, Ben, how does the game work? Okay, we'll go one by one, and I'll read out a title, a story title. It could have been this year or last year, and you just have to tell me which city or town that's from. Love it. Matty, you can start. I'll go with you first because you're our guest.

This one is an audio one. In which place was this Prince Harry audio recorded? Whose child is this? Whose child is this? There you go. That is Prince Harry asking, whose child is this? Whose child is this? Whose child is this and can I have it?

Imagine that you just hand your baby Over to Prince Harry And then Well the baby ran to Prince Harry Oh right And he saw it and was like Whose child is this? Right Rotorua or Queenstown?

That sounds like a I'm gonna go Rotorua You're bang on You're absolutely bang on A few years ago Get out of my city Right

That's my city Yeah a few years ago Prince Harry had to Crowd control as a baby Walked up to him And was like, oh, hey. I just feel like Queenstowners are more uptight. Yeah, the babies would be on leashes. Okay, give me one, give me one.

Okay, your one, Clint. Here we go, your title. The local Karen posts a famous socks in a local Facebook group. The famous America's Cup red socks she's posted in a Facebook group. Okay, this button here? Yeah, you can play this. the famous America's Cup red socks. She's posted in a Facebook group. Okay. This button here? Yeah, you can play this. Dave ended up buying them off,

I think they were doing a fundraising. So they were hanging up in his business for years and then we sold them. They sort of went into the sock cupboard and we just sort of bought them out and they're all still intact with the wee tag over them. The first one's in the New Zealand made with Merino wool. Merino wool, that lady is from Queenstown.

You're correct, that's Queenstown. Yeah, that's definitely a Queenstown thing. Yeah, she had a Queenstown accent as well. Is that a thing? Interpret that how you want. Okay, I'll just say she had a Queenstown accent. Your next one for you, Matty. You ready?

I'm ready. In December 2020, last year, this place was named one of the world's cheesiest destinations in the world you can't not love. I'm going to go Queenstown. You're going to say Queenstown? Queenstown. You're incorrect. Hey, what's

cheesy about Rotorua? I'm not quite sure. They've just labelled it. Traveller.com published an article last year with the top 10 cheesiest cities and it went Salzburg in Austria, Las Vegas in the US, and then Rotorua here in New Zealand. Well, we just like getting mentioned on lists. So can I win the game at this point?

You can win the game here, yep. Okay, here we go. This is the title for Clint. A man has been banned from vaping in the library. Oh, come on. I'm going to kia manaakitanga and feel the spirit and confidently say that is a story from my hometown of Rotorua. That is correct.

Rotorua represents. It's got a two-year ban. Also, let them vape in the library. Are you proud? Yeah. Totally. Totally, yeah. That's my people.

Don't forget your roots My friends We have the Merino wool socks You have the Vaping in the library At least we're In the library okay

Just be grateful We're still using it Bree and Clint We want to talk about Proposal disasters This afternoon Right I caught up with a mate

On the weekend Who has just proposed To his partner Congratulations Not a disaster. Right. Okay, we're well. He got a yes.

Nice, great. And can I just specify that I think a proposal can still be a disaster even if they say yes? Absolutely. Like things can still go wrong. Absolutely. He told me about a friend of his who planned to propose to his fiancee overseas on a holiday. And he was going quite elaborate. He was going all out.

He had booked a helicopter flight, like a scenic flight to take them somewhere and it would land in this place and when they were there, he would get down on one knee. The pilot would act as a photographer, take the photos and he'd do a very romantic helicopter proposal. That sounds beautiful. How could you say no to that?

She didn't know that it was booked and the morning of the helicopter ride, she woke up with gastro. So good start. So good, yeah. Because nothing says romance like shitting yourself. In a helicopter. So he said that he told her about the helicopter ride eventually.

He's like, oh, I've got to tell you I've actually booked us a helicopter ride, but he didn't say what it was for. And she was like, oh, okay, I'll try. I'll try and be ready, but I don't think I can. In the meantime, it's coming out both ends. And they had to make the

call to abandon. They had to go, okay, I have to, it's not going to be romantic. I'll just call it. Just say no. Smart move. So they said no. He said, no, it won't happen. He said, we'll do it later on. And then he said that later on in the

holiday, they picked a, he's like, okay, well, we're still in a romantic place. I can still make this romantic. I've got the ring. Let's do a beach proposal. Let's just, okay, well, we're still in a romantic place. I can still make this romantic. Totally, absolutely. I've got the ring. Let's do a beach proposal. Let's just, I'll just get down on one knee on the beach and do it there. So great, they're out at the beach, sunset.

They're in position. And just as he's about to get down on one knee and propose, the people directly in front of them on the beach, the guy gets down on one knee and proposes. And the whole beach goes, yay! Oh, no! Free drinks come out. He's a hero.

She says, yes, it's everything. You can't then get down on one knee and go, actually. Oh, by the way. Hey, guys, guys, do you think that's good? Look over here. Yeah. And so he abandoned ship. And I don't even know if the proposal has gone ahead

since then either, actually. I hope it has. I hope I haven't spoiled the surprise. Well, you haven't named names. No, no. Although if they listen, they'll know the story. Heaps of that story was made up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, it was a proposal disaster, okay? And I think everybody can admit that that was a proposal disaster. Brian Clint. Much like someone who's just about to propose to the person that they love, like you're not stressed at all. No. As someone who's done it, I can say, oh man, I was so chilled out. You were easy breezy.

I was like a duck on water. On the surface, I think I looked calm, cool, collected, but underneath I was going a mile a minute. Absolutely panicking. We just told a story about a proposal disaster I got from a friend. And we're not going to retell that story just because I'm not sure. Surely he's followed through with the proposal by now. You'd think so.

Anyway, we just won't say it again just to be safe. I've got a great one. A proposal disaster? A proposal disaster. Tell me about it. Friends of mine who you actually know as well, I'll tell you who they are later, went to I think one of the islands, maybe Fiji,

an island somewhere. They went international. Somewhere tropical. For a holiday. And the guy thought, right, this is the time. I'm going to make a romantic proposal. So he talked to the staff at the hotel that they were staying at and said, if I'm going to propose

to my girlfriend, where's the best place to do it? And the guys at the hotel said, you've got to go here. Like, beautiful, secluded beach, it'll be so romantic. So he said, right, I'm going to do it this afternoon. Can we have some champagne put in our room for when we get back from the proposal?

Yeah, nice touch. Yep. And they set off on this walk, went to the secluded beach, got to the secluded beach. It was not secluded at all. It was so packed with people. Oh, really? And he thought, I can't. Can't do it.

I can't do it in front of all of these people. And so he thought, I need to rethink this, so we'll go back to the hotel. But, of course, he'd organised for the champagne to be left there. Yeah. Not a biggie. You can explain away the champagne. Oh, nice touch.

Thanks, hotel. Except when he walked into the room, he found that the staff had taken it upon themselves to, on their bed, in rose petals, spell out the words, will you marry me? So the whole thing had been taken out of his hands. Entirely. And not at all the way he wanted to do it.

He wanted it in private, on a romantic beach, where he could say these beautiful words, not in a cheesy rose petal bed message. Did he follow through with it and just do the proposal? He had to. Oh, because he could go it's a mistake. No, he had to.

So she saw it, went are you kidding me? But by that stage he panicked, grabbed the ring out, and went down on one knee and proposed to her. Did she say yes? She said yes. Then good.

Then it's all good. But afterwards, she went, really? That's how you chose to do it? That's how you chose to do it. And then he explained the situation. If you're going in this weekend, just go in confidently, okay? And be prepared for some issues. Because these things don't always go to plan.

About to do birthday banger. Before then, America's Cup Race 4 is on. Team New Zealand are in the lead by 34 seconds. It's a good start. It's just gone halfway through the race as well. So there you go. Let's hope for some good things there. And let's go to Isaac. It's just gone halfway through the race as well. So there you go. Let's hope for some good things there. And let's go to Isaac.

Hey, Isaac. Hey. Welcome to Birthday Banger, man. What's your birthday? 27 March, 96. All right. It's all coming up shortly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Another two weeks. Okay, you were 16 on the 25th of March, 2012, and this was the number one song. Hey, I'm homie, what you doing? I'm looking at life like Chris Rene. on the 25th of March, 2012, and this was the number one song. Chris Rene. Yes. Remember him from X Factor? I do now.

Not New Zealand X Factor, though. American X Factor. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. I'd entirely blocked him out of my psyche. He only, this is an interesting fact for you, Isaac. He only went to number one in New Zealand. We're the only place in the world that gave Chris Rene a number one song.

Oh, really? Yeah. And he's your birthday banger. So do you like the song? To be honest, I haven't really heard it before, I don't think. Yeah, right. Well, neither have the rest of the world. So let's go to Erin.

Hey, Erin. Hi there. Hi. What's your birthday? 7th of January, 1974. Hey, Erin. Hi there. Hi. What's your birthday? 7th of January, 1974. Nice, Erin. You were 16 on the 7th of January, 1990, and this was your birthday banger. The B-52s in Love Shack.

That's a good birthday banger. You like it, Erin? Yeah, good song. You would have got down to this a few times, surely. Absolutely, Matty, absolutely. This is a wedding anthem as well. I don't think I've ever been to a wedding where the song hasn't been played. Goes hard.

Okay, Erin, wait there for us. We'll get one more birthday banger for Razzy. Is it Razzy? Yeah, that's me. Hey, Razzy, how you going? Yeah, not bad yourself.

Good, man. Good. What's your birthday? 21st of May, 1995. Nice, Razzy. You were 16 on the 21st of May, 2011 and this was

Topping the Charts. Check that. Yeah. Woohoo! Yeehaw! Do you like that? Do some shuffling. It's good, eh?

Oh, RFB Daily, baby! What's RFB? I mean, it's RFB Daily, bro. Alright, but it sounds like we don't really want to know.

It's on Instagram, you'll know, man. Safer if we don't ask. Okay, wait there RFP Daily, bro. All right. It sounds like we don't really want to know. It's on Instagram. You'll know, man. Safer if we don't ask. Okay, wait there. Matty, it's your last day. I want you to choose a winner of Birthday Banger today. I think we've got to go old school. We've got to go the B-52s.

I think you've made a smart decision. That means that, Erin, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Thank you. Here we go, everybody. Turn it up for Friday, ZM. Birthday banger. Congratulations. Thank you. Here we go, everybody. Turn it up for Friday. ZM.

ZM. Looking for the love, get away Hiding for the love, get away I got me a car, it's as big as a whale And we're heading on down to the love shack I got me a Chrysler, and it's about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money The love shack is a little place where we can get together. Love Shack, baby. The Love Shack, baby.

Love Shack, baby, Love Shack. Love Shack, baby, Love Shack. Sign says, stay away fools Cause love rules at the love shack We'll sit way back in the middle of a field Just a funky old shack And I gotta get back Glitter on the mattress

Glitter on the highway Glitter on the bus bus Glitter on the highway Glitter on the bus Glitter on the highway Love Shack is a little old place Where we can get together Love Shack, baby Love Shack, baby Love Shack, baby Love Shack, that's where it's at

Love Shack, that's where it's at Parkin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin' Wearin' after nothin' cause it's hot as a-nothin' The whole Shack shimmy when everybody's movin' Around and around and around and around. Everybody's moving, everybody's grooving, baby. Folks lining up outside just to get down. Everybody's moving, everybody's grooving, baby.

Fucking Old Shack. Fucking Old Shack. Jack! Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail. I've got me a car, it seats about 20, so come on and bring your jukebox money. The last jack is a little old place where we can get together. Love Shack, baby. Love Shack, baby. Love Shack, baby. Love Shack.

Love Shack, baby. Love Shack. That's where we're at. Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby. Knockin' a lot of sugar. Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby. I can't hear you. Bang, bang. on the door, baby Bang Bang

on the door Bang Bang on the door, baby Bang Bang you're what? Henry Rusty Love Shack

baby, Love Shack Love Shack baby. Love Shack. Baby, Love Shack. Love Shack. Baby, Love Shack. Love Shack. Baby, Love Shack. Love Shack. Baby, Love Shack. ZM, Brian Clint with Maddie filling in.

It's the B-52s in Love Shack, the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Good choice, Maddie. Thank you. We gave you the choice for your last show. And I chose right. I think you chose right. By the way, the Kiwis are up.

Team New Zealand are up by 500 metres. That's a lot. It is a lot, but it's not over. Next, the big reveal of Maddie's very, very hot photo shoot, the redo. So you might have seen him post this. You might have even seen it on TVNZ Breakfast this morning, a picture of Matty from when he was 18, shot by your friend. You were a stand-in model, and it's very sultry.

I was 18 and trying my best to look as sexy as possible. The reshoot has been done. Neither of us have seen it yet. I'm going to ask you to stay off social media for the next 10 minutes. And Anastasia, can you please put the photo, the reshoot, live to Facebook and Instagram now? She's pushing the button. We're live.

If you want to see it before Maddy does, go to the Bree and Clint Instagram or Facebook page right now and you and I'll get to see it together next, okay? What a reveal. The Kiwis are on the homeward stretch of Team New Zealand's fourth race and they're in the lead by about

half a kilometre. It's looking good at the moment. I don't want to jinx and say we've done it, but... It looks pretty good. It looks good. It looks good. Okay. Now, if you have been listening to the show this week, you'll know that Matty very gracefully shared quite an embarrassing photo

of himself on Instagram. Tell us about the photo. So I was 18. I'd just started university and my friend from high school, Carla, was doing a photography course at the same time. Yeah. And we were at the same Polytech. And so she said,

I need some models to come and do this portrait shoot for me. And I thought, well, I can do that. Yeah, new experience. New experience. Give it a go. This could be the start of something. Can I just add, at this point of your life when you're 18, I'm at university with you.

Yes. We live in the same halls together. And neither of us had any sex appeal. No. But one of us was signing up for modelling. That was you. So I went along, did the photo shoot. Can I just point out, Carla got an A plus for her assignment.

Wonderful. Didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Just found that out. Carla's gone on to become a very successful wedding photographer. Yes, she is. She's a great photographer.

But you didn't see this photo for a long time after that, did you? I completely wiped both the experience and the result from my mind until Carla was clearing out her hard drive this week and found the original photo. 16 years later, the photo has resurfaced and I thought it's too good an opportunity to miss. We have to have a go at recreating this shoot. So producer Ben and producer Anastasia

have been working behind the scenes to secure a photographer, lighting, an appropriate backdrop, someone who can do Photoshop. I put on a very similar suit. The shot was done today. We haven't seen it yet. Producer Ben, you've seen the finished product.

Oh, I've seen it. It's beautiful. How true to the original is it? It's very good. This would be a very, very good knockoff. Right, okay. Like, yeah, you can't spot much difference. Maddie's partner, Ryan, came on the show earlier. He got a sneak preview and his reaction was, oh, wow.

So I think that's enough. I think that's enough. So we need to go off. It's live on our social media now. Everybody else has seen it. We need to see it, okay? Are you ready for this? I'm ready.

Okay, here we go. Hold my hand. Let's do this together. Matty, your big photo reveal. You look great. Oh, my God. You look amazing. That is so good.

The photo looks identical, except I'm not blowing smoke up your butt here. You look better. Oh, that's very kind. You look like a more distinguished version of yourself. Thank you so much. And I think what we see from this is what Lewis Capaldi is going to look like in 16 years time.

Because the 18 year old one, you're a doppelganger for Lewis Capaldi. The glow up is real. Are you happy with that? I'm happy with that. I'm happy with that. I think we got out of it what we were trying to achieve, which was upon reflection in the 18-year-old me photo, there was

a lot of fear because I was an 18-year-old virgin trying to appear sexy. And now you're something else. That's good. Are you going to post that? I'll post it.

Yes, that means he likes it. Hey, well done, everybody. Good show. Yeah. Brie and Clint. It's Maddie's last day helping us out. Brie is back on Monday. We've drunk a bit of coffee this week,

and your coffee order, Maddie, pretty basic, pretty straightforward. Well, just a flat white. Just a flat white. Just a flat white. I've got you into the coconut milk this week though. You have. You've influenced me. I've jazzed you a bit. Yeah. There is an Australian barista who has sparked a conversation about how complicated

your coffee order should be and whether it's okay, really. He has shared a picture to Reddit of a rather complicated coffee order that's come in. How complicated? So it's a group order. Right.

Someone called Larissa has come in to order for the team and he's captioned the picture, Larissa, you've got to be joking. I'm going to walk you through the order. Okay. Because no coffee on its own, I think, is too much. Sure. But together, it's a nightmare. so the coffee order looks like this one mocha with almond milk two mochas with oat

milk one cappuccino with oat milk and one sugar one cappuccino with almond milk one long black iced with a dash of milk and then almond milk one One cappuccino. This is a real order. One cappuccino with almond milk and one sugar. One iced latte. No variations. No changes on that. Okay, so they're doing well. No.

One cappuccino. Standard. One latte. Almond milk. One iced latte. Almond milk. Vanilla syrup. One cappuccino.

Skim. One sugar. One latte with almond milk. One cappuccino. Plain. One cappuccino, skim, one sugar, one latte with almond milk, one cappuccino, plain, one cappuccino, three quarters oat milk, and one equal, not sugar, and one latte with caramel syrup inside it. I get that. That's the order.

That's the order. And he, like I said, has captioned that. Larissa, you've got to be joking. It's the milks. So it's the introduction of all of these new variations of milk. He got roasted because he said your cafe shouldn't offer so many milk options. But you've got to stock what the people want. These days, as a good cafe, you've got to have an organic, a pasteurized, an unpasteurized, a coconut, an oat, a hemp.

What else is there? But then where do you draw the line? Because you're right, you've got to offer them that, but then you end up with a receipt that's half a mile long. Yeah. So coffee shaming is becoming a real thing, and baristas are starting to kick back a little bit. They're starting to hit out.

Funnily enough, I actually got a message from a work colleague today. They went and ordered a coffee from their local cafe. Yeah. And he just sent me a message and said, my local coffee shop sure does love me. And it was written on the top of his coffee order. Yeah. It just said,

effing almond. Whoa. Whoa. Angry barista. Angry. Maybe he'd received Larissa's order before that. Maybe try a cup of tea this Saturday morning in New Zealand. See how that goes.

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