ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th March 2026

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

Did your flatmate turn into something more?  Bree gives Clint a mini makeover.  How much time have we actually spent together?  Do you have an almost famous name? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brean Clint, the podcast. Zidem's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC. ZDM's Brean Clint, there's no praise I'd rather be. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brea and Clint show on a Taco Thursday. Woo-hoo. Happy Thursday, everyone. Hey, producer Claude.

Is she listening to us? There she is. She's busy. Hey, can we... You know how Azalea banges the two? is having a moment again. Yeah. Can we get a show opener made with the two one two?

Sure. Why not? Will you dance around before it? Yes. Of course I will. As soon as that song comes on, I can't help. Yeah, you do it without it playing. Yeah. People like a shoe, right? There's a two on the uptown.

Oh, there she goes. You know what's up or don't you. Or do who made you? That's a song that we can't play on ZM. There's a radio in it, surely. Surely. Half the words are missing, though. True. Hey, a couple of fun things coming up for you today. We're going to eat rave love at 4 o'clock.

You can get in the drawer then. We're going to call someone else and say, hey, come on up to Auckland for our rooftop party tomorrow for our symphony warm-up, thanks to Pepsi. Are we going to get good weather? Yes. Yeah. You got to manifest. Yeah. You know, visualise. Hasn't rained in Auckland for about three weeks. Probably rain during our rooftop party tomorrow. Oh, you bet. Why I ought to write a letter. Also, we have finalised the list. of songs going head to head in the alternative unofficial national anthem

competition we're doing. God, there was a lot of deliberation in this room, wasn't there? We went back. Yeah, we went back and forced. A lot of debating. And we took things out, put things in, took things out. I mean, it got heated in here. We've got the list though, so we'll get you

some details of that later in the show. First, though, Trady versus Lady where the Trades are on, the comeback, everybody. They sure are. If you think you can keep rolling or if you think you can stop them, give us a call now. 0,800 dials at M. You can win 50 bucks cash. Lovely.

Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Ladies. This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady. All right, here we go. Score up date for everyone playing along at home. The Trady's on 15. The ladies picking up a win yesterday, taking them to 22. Our lady is in the Garden City.

She's 36 and she is a hairdresser. who is starting a new job next week. Welcome to the show, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. But with being a hairdresser, do you take your clients with you? Yeah, I've got pretty much a new clientele set up at my new salon. Wow. It's a bit scandalous to change workplaces as a hairdresser, isn't it?

It is. It's like when radio DJs change radio stations. It's a bit scandalous, Gemma. Yeah, I'm still class as a mystery stylist at my new salon because of my last day. A mystery stylist. Wow. Okay, Gemma the mystery stylist. You're taking on our tradie from Auckland.

He's 20 and he wants to be the second tradie from his job site to win this week. We had Leo win on Monday. Josh lost yesterday. Please welcome to the show, Nate. Gidey, Nate. How's going? You reckon you can bring up the average? Yeah, hopefully.

Has your job site got like a direct dial number to the ZM studio? How have three of you got through in one week? Oh, just Fast fingers, right, Nate? Just bloody good. Just bloody good, yeah, yeah. All right, Nate, your buzz is Trady. Gemma, lady, first of three correct answers

gets the 50 bucks, thanks to KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What sport does Kiwi superstar Lydia Co play? Yes, Gemma, just got in there. Gulf? Gulf. It is Gulf.

Well done. One to the ladies. Question number two. Who sang the lyric? Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Difting? Yes, Gemma. Katie.

It is. Katie Perry Firework. Well, you're up against the ropes here, Nate. Gemma is hot on that buzzer, Nate. This one means you need to get it. Okay, here we go. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Watch me.

I'm going to say Nate. Nate. Do a leper? Do a leper. Well done, Nate. You're on the board. Here we go. Question number four.

When it comes to watching movies, what format was most popular before the DVD? Lady. Gemma for the win. Videos like VCR. What would you call it? Yeah, what were they? What do you call the videos?

A cassette. It's like a video cassette tape. We can't take video. It was three letters. A VCR. No, that's what you play it. Nate, do you want to have a go? You're only 20.

You're probably never used one of these. VHR. VHR. You're so close. VAR. We've got to go to the... To the video ref. It's VHS we were looking for.

I feel like we've done... No points. We said DVD. We wanted the initials for the other one. VHS. Question number five. Which country is home to the Great Pyramid of Giza.

Trady. Nate. Egypt. Egypt. Egypt is correct. Question number six. If you played for the Cowboys in Australia, what type of sport would you be playing? Nate.

Rugby league. Rugby league's correct. I don't feel good about it. I feel bad. Why? Because of the video cassette thing. Yeah, I feel bad about it. Doesn't sit right.

I don't know. But, hey, do you know, like, V. Oh, yeah. It's too late. Oh, no. Too late. Oh, you do it. The answer we had was VHS.

The question was DVD. What format came first? She said VCR, which is what it was played. Oh, my gosh. I know. What's what it was played on? Yeah. Gemma, we're going to send you KFC

and Nate we're going to send you cash and we're going to put a win in the Trades column. Okay, that's the best we can do. Claudia. Thank you, guys. Claudia. Can we get Gemma back tomorrow? She deserves a redemption round, please.

I want to clean guys. game. Gemma, you're back tomorrow, okay? Well done, Nate. Two wins for the job site. Good job, Nate. Awesome. You brought up the average. No worries. Controversy. Controversy and Trady versus Lime. It wasn't called a video cassette. No, it wasn't. No.

But we know what she meant, though. I know what she meant. I know what she meant. I know what she meant. Yeah, I know what she meant. We know what she meant. I don't know. Anyway. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. It was called a video cassette. It didn't feel right in my gut. A lot of texts. It was called a video cassette.

She got that exactly right. She was robbed. And then I've Googled it and it said that standard VHS in the smaller VHS, you know, with the little ones that you use a camcorder, tapes are both types of video cassettes. I knew it. I grew up in the 80s. It was totally called a video cassette.

good on you guys for giving her another chance. So we did, we have. And you blame me. I went a hard line on it. So you can blame me, that's fine. But Gemma's coming back tomorrow. Gem is coming back. But I feel, oh, it doesn't fit right.

We'll ask her more questions about obsolete media forms. It also wasn't his fault. No, no, no, no, no, it's not his fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was just playing to the whistle. Yeah, yeah. I just knew my gut straight away went, I think, that didn't feel right.

Someone else said, guys, beta mex came out before VHS. Okay, let's not go too far down. What's beta max? Let's not too far down the rabbit hole, okay? Anyway, Gemman's back tomorrow for, it's not even redemption. For another shot. For another shot. Yeah.

That is Franklin. Right now we're talking about relationships developing from the fact that you were flatmates. Mm-hmm. Saw a girl where she had never lived out of home. First time at 28 moves out, puts an ad out for a flight. flat mate she finds a boyfriend the second i saw him i just got this vibra i'm like he is a sweetie two weeks later he moved in and he had offered to like mow the lawns and he hated cooking so i was like well when you mow the lawns i'll cook dinner and so i felt like he was my husband two three weeks went

past and then he was basically like i like you and i was like yeah i like you too so then it was like do you want to be my boyfriend it was like i would love to be your boyfriend um and a year later we've spent like every single day together since Straight away. Straight away. The first guy. Yeah, yeah. They got a cute lawn-mowing dinner-making relationship and then they were like...

Wait a second. Hey, we're... I like you. I think we might be a couple. People say don't... Excuse my French. Don't... The crew, right?

That's the saying. Yeah. But what about this text? Someone says, my wife of 30 years started out as a flatmate. We got flack from the other flatties, but we showed them. What better way to test out day-to-day life with each other than... flatting together. And that's a really good point because you already share everything except a bed, don't you? Yeah, because you really, really find out, I think if you work with someone.

You can try each other's cooking. When you live together slash when you go on a holiday together. Yep. You can see what their bathroom habits are. You'll find out all the grossest things about them. Totally. Julie's here. Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. Hi, hi, Julie. Hi guys Did you get busy with a flatmate Julie Oh well Yes I have been for the last 12 years Wow and are you guys still flatting together

Yes we actually are about to buy a house next year together No way Good on you Julie Any flatmates in this new house or just the two of you No just the two of us Oh nice nice Who made the first move Julie He did

And did you feel the same Yeah were you already keen or did you take some convincing? It took about three months to be convinced. Treat a mean, keep and keen, Julie. That's the way and hard to get, Julie. Well, well done. That's a success story.

Let's go to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Was this the same for you, Anonymous? Did you find love in the flat? Yeah, so it was a four-bedroom flat. There was a guy and a girl living there,

and they needed two flatmates. Okay. So there was this absolutely stunning girl and her boyfriend walking up the drive and I was walking up the drive and we both applied for the flat at the same time and they left and we both got the flat

and she said to her boyfriend I don't know because I was bald when I was in our 20s I was pretty bald and she says to her boyfriend I don't know if I want to move in with that old guy And so I'm only 24, you know. Yeah.

And he goes, Croy, don't ride him off. You don't know him. She's like, that guy's hair's already moved out. Yeah, yeah. Well, he was a Dutchman very strict and controlling. And on the wild racing, you know, whatever. Yeah.

And three weeks later, she threw her bag out the window, jumped in my car. We went racing together. He's down the road. We've been together 40 years. Yes. Wait, wait a second She dubbed him

Hey, is your name Anonymous Because this is Vin Diesel Yeah And our flat Our flat mates didn't care And the chappy in the flat He was my best, he was our best man Oh my God

Wow It's a true flatting love story Sounds like Anonymous It was truly about family Family, I love that I just realised This is my parents' origin story Did they flat together?

This is the whole reason that I exist. My mum and her sister were flatting and they needed a flatmate. And they put an ad in the paper. Mum tells the story like this. There was this guy come around to answer the flat ad. And they're like, oh, we like this guy. He can have it. And then this other guy shows up after him, after the one they wanted.

And that was my dad. Right. And they're like, oh yeah, show him the room, whatever. He'll be second choice. Yeah, yeah. If the other guy says no. Yeah, or no choice. Anyway, dad.

Dad leaves the viewing. He's like, oh, thanks. Leaves, goes outside. And then he comes back in and he goes, hey, do you have the number for that guy that was here before me? He's run over my motorbike. And my mum and my auntie felt sorry for him. And so they gave him the room instead of the guy that ran over the motorbike. Bada bing, butabum, they get married. And that's why you were born.

And that's why I literally exist. So how can I be anti-essing the crew? I am the product of screwing the crew. The literal product of... I'm the literal byproduct of it. Yeah, that's crazy. There you go. So, so, there's something in that for everybody tonight.

When you're sitting in your flat. Just think about it. And you're having your stir fry? Look over at your flat, mate. Float the idea. Try it out. Try it out. Yeah.

Yeah. And if they aren't interested, try the other one. Because you could rent one room for cheaper. Oh my God, you save so much money. This is the tea. Bree, you won't care about this because you don't like Lord of the Rings. I will still care.

But people do like Lord of the Rings. I, look, I've seen the first one when I was very young. I haven't watched the rest, and maybe I should. I think you should. I reckon I should too. There is a new Lord of the Rings film coming, and we all knew this is not new news, but I don't think we truly grasped how big a deal

this new Lord of the Rings film it's going to be. And I think the reason for that is because there's been so many versions since the original ones. The Hobbit. The Hobbit was a good one. That was a Peter Jackson. Very good. But then there's that Amazon one, the TV series one. Oh, yes.

Eh. And then there's been a couple of cartoon ones. Eh. Eh. This next one that's coming is directed by Andy Circus, who is the guy who played Gollum. He's going to play Gollum again in this one. It's called The Hunt for Gollum. and it's just been leaked today

that the lead in this new Lord of the Rings film is going to be Kate Winslet. See? Now you're interested. This is maybe where I get on board. Now you're interested. Yeah. The reports are that Kate Winslet will be here in New Zealand

filming her parts of the new Lord of the Rings film this October. Oh, that's so soon. It's so soon. Also, I didn't realize this. So Andy Circus is coming back to play Gollum and to direct the whole thing. They expect Elijah Wood to be back in it to play Frodo Baggins, and they expect Sirian McAllen to be back in to play Gandalf.

Wow. Yeah. See, Claudia's excited, aren't you? I'm so happy. Yes. And it's filmed in New Zealand. The thing about the Amazon one is they filmed the first season here. Yeah, the director lived in my apartment block, remember?

And then season two, they're like, oh, no, we're going to go to the UK now. Too expensive here. We've got to go back to the UK. This is Middle Earth. This is where Lord of the Rings started. It's where it belongs. And that new film for the Lord of the Rings, the hunt for Gollum, is going to be filmed here in New Zealand.

For the timeline nerds who care, it happens. This story happens between the Hobbit and the first Lord of the Rings book. So it's imagined. Like, they've had to create the story themselves. Is Orlando Blue going to be in it? No word. But that was right, eh? He could be.

Oh, yeah, he was in it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you want to try another one? Is Brad Pitt? I think he can say bad bunny. Oh, they should put bad bunny in the new one. They'd get some bums on seats, wouldn't it?

He was great in the Happy Gilmore movie. Why not? Throw him in there. That's the T on the Lord of the Rings. Their name's Bree and Clint, podcast. Clint, I just wanted to ask you. Is there anything you want to say to me or? Happy birthday? Your go to?

No. Anything you might? Oh, is it our anniversary? No. I know it's not our anniversary because I've been running some numbers about that today. Just look at me and then just really look at me. I've already made a big deal about your new hair. Yeah.

Yep. You've still got your nose piercing in. We talked about taking that out last week. Well, that's good from you. Yeah. Still in there? No, it's still in. Oh, I know what it is.

You haven't got any eye makeup on? Yes. She's doing a ghost lash. Yeah. I'm ghost lashing it. Yeah. And you haven't even asked me if I feel sick today. Claudia,

literally within seconds of seeing me today, goes, Are you sick? Really, Claudia. She was a joke. She noticed straight away. Because we talked about the ghost lash yesterday. Yes, we talked about how I'm, Apparently it's a trend now, the go slash for all the young girlies,

where we're not wearing mascara anymore. And I said, I'm not having it. I've felt uncomfortable all day. Oh, I think you look at your same usual, beautiful, vibrant self. That's wrong thing. Yeah, look, Claudia is... No, is that the wrong thing to say. Claudia is shaking her head.

How is that the wrong thing to say? You can say she looks different but still good, but not the same. Because then it's discounting the effort. She normally puts it in. Oh, God. you guys are so complex. Do you honestly? No, no, no, no, wait.

I'm meant to say you look different but good. You look different, but still good, but not as good as usual. No? No, yeah, no. You look different, but still good. Yeah, I'm happy with that. Full stop. Oh, full stop.

Oh, full stop. Christ, okay. Not with a question mark on the end. So. Has every woman noticed that you've talked to? Yep. Isn't that interesting? Yep.

But did you honestly not notice? No. Genuine hand on hard, I didn't know this. Look at my face. Do you think I look the same? See, no, you look different, but still good. See, that was a trap. Oh.

I'm sorry out of my deck here. You know what else you said? Is that the first one of the year? Yeah. Anyway. No, I didn't do it. I whispered it. It was excellent.

You know what else you said? What? Because if I wasn't wearing mascara today, you said. Oh, I said I would. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did think about this today. And I bought my eyebrow palette as well. We're going to do everything, guys.

Oh, God. Is it a bit? Oh, my God, your brows needs a little bit thicker on the edge of your brow. God, I've got to go somewhere after work. Oh, my God, you're going to look so pretty. Oh, I didn't think about people seeing me. I went to all the trouble to put myself out of my cover zone to not wear mascara

so now you're getting some mascara Oh, I don't mind, I'll do it, it's fine. I think you're going to look great. Like, still good. Different. Different, but still good. It's because you got a hat on, so I couldn't tell. I feel like the hat.

I feel like you chickened out a little bit with the hat. You're like hiding underneath the hat. You're like Leonardo DiCaprio when he doesn't want to be noticed by the paparazzi. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'm going to do you. mascara and your brows during the song.

Okay, you do that. Okay. And then, um... Whee! Who's excited to see Clint with a bold brow and a strong lash? Don't give me those Amy Winehouse ones, okay? Don't give me that. We're not giving you a winged liner.

Okay. Just a little zhuz. Okay. Okay, let's cool. Fun! Play the song. We'll put a picture on Instagram. Brian Clint.

The ZDM podcast network. ZDM with Brian Clint. Is it? Is it Clint? Because you. You look like a different person. You look like a movie star. Bree's in the middle of applying makeup to me.

What am I getting? Man makeup. Man makeup. I'm getting brows. You're getting a brow and a bit of mascara. And a bit of lash work. Just to bring out your eyes a little bit. Yeah.

Because Bree's, this is my punishment because Bree's not wearing any and I didn't notice. So now I have to wear it. You said that you wanted to try. Can I look yet? Not yet. You have to wait. Another finished product. How long does it take?

Well, I've done one eyebrow I'm really happy with. The other brow I'm working on. And then mascara is pretty quick. Yeah, like a couple of minutes. All right, well, let's get that done then, Joey. And then because I'd like to see it. Yeah. I'd like to see what you've...

Mm-hmm. Oh, you're going to love it. Okay. I reckon this is going to be part of your normal routine after this. I don't know about that, but we'll see. You look like Oscar. Oscar the Grout. Yeah.

From Sesame Street. Yeah, but a hot version. One that lives in a house, not a rubbish bin. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. We've just been doing a little makeover in the studio. We're going to post pictures, don't worry them, because people love before and after. Did you used to do this to your little brother?

Maybe. Yeah. And look how he turned out. He's so hot, according to you. This is off the back of the ghost lash trend. Bree's come in with no eye makeup on today. And you said if I wore no mascara, then you would wear,

mascara today. And I thought we can't just do mascara, which I have done, but I've also given you a bold eyebrow. Which I think Smeksy. A bold eyebrow? A bold eyebrow. You told me you were just filling them in a little bit? I would say it's a bold, masculine eyebrow. A bold masculine eyebrow. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's like an all black

eyebrow. Yeah. Yeah. Like something Dan Carter would have. Oh, okay. That's fine. Naturally. Yeah, yeah. But you know, we're not all gifted. No, absolutely. So sometimes you have to, okay. I haven't seen it yet. The reveal. I've got a mirror. I'm going to pass you the mirror. Have a look at the new you. Oh, God. I love it. I look like an aging drag queen. What's wrong with that? Why do I look like I've got more bags under my eyes? Yeah, look, we did run into a problem where I got your skin

with the mascara. Oh yeah, I'm not so worried about that. What are you worried about? You don't like the brows? Nah, not at all. I thought I might look like Eugene Levy from Schitt's Creek, but God, I'd make an ugly drag queen. Wow. I reckon you're underselling yourself.

I think your brows are great. What do you think, Claude? Yeah, great. You do not think that. That was a lot. One of them looks really good. The left one looks amazing. Hey, eyebrows as we say in the industry.

Yeah, yeah. Are meant to be sisters, not twins. These are distant cousins. I think at least second cousins. Excuse you. Right, okay. All right. Tomorrow, shotgun doing the ghost lash.

Tomorrow I want to do the ghost lash. You can do that. And I won't. Yeah, yeah. I'll go mascara for me. Put a photo of this on our Instagram. Let me fix it before we put. post the photo because one

of your eyes has mascara on it and the other bottom eye does it. You think this is fixable? You think this is... Everything is fixable. All right. Well, watch this space. We'll put a photo. I'm sure. You go look on our Instagram.

It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. Time for a round of What's the Plots. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line.

That she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? This is What's the Plot, our movie guessing game. Today, if you can beat Bree by getting two movies correct first, you win $350 cash. Here to dethrone you is Ellen. Good afternoon, Ellen. Hi, Ellen. Hello.

Bree's good at this game, Ellen. Have you ever heard her in action before? Yeah, I listen to it every week. And it's probably about 50-50 if I beat her. But it's a bit different when you're on the spot, hey? 50-50's not bad. 50-50's good, Ellen. I will say, I think the theme favors Bree a bit today.

But it could favor you too. I don't know what you're into, Ellen. What's your favorite kind of movie? Probably like 90s rom-coms. Oh, my God. Ellen, the theme favors you as well. Okay. It's fair game play today.

Well, well, com, not necessarily ROM, but com, some ROM. Okay, okay. Here's our theme, guys. Will Ferrell has announced a new series today, a new on Netflix. It's called The Hawk. It's about a golfer who returns to pro golf after 20 years away. So today, our theme is Will Ferrell. They're all Will Ferrell movies.

Oh, okay. How's that for you, Ellen? Not a huge Will Ferrell fan, but we'll give it a go. Yeah. Give it a hoon, Ellen. You never know. Here we go. I'm going to read out movie plot lines.

You buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish and the first person to get two correct wins. Plotline number one. Two small town singers have huge dreams to become Ellen. Talladega Knight. Talladega Knights is incorrect. What, want. Free guests for Bree.

The Eurovision one. Eurovision. The Eurovision movie is called Eurovision. Shit, that was lucky. I knew it was that one and then I was like, is it called that? I was like, give it a go. Okay, Will Ferrell movies, plotline number two. Two Titans of their sport.

Brie, Teledega Knights. Teledega Knights. Stop it. Okay. Is incorrect. Do you want a free guess, Ellen? Yeah, Blades of Glory. Blades of Glory is correct.

Oh, good from you. Good from you, Ellen. We are all tied up. Movie number three. This is for the whim. Okay. Our hero is a man at the top of his game. Bree.

Ellen. Anchorman. Anchorman. Oh, no. Alan, free guess. Oh, true. Yes, is. Okay. Old school?

Old school. Is incorrect. All right, we keep going. We're back in. Both of you are back in. Our hero is a man. Ellen. Anker Man.

Incoman is what Brie said, and it was incorrect. Bree, free guess. Oh, we're still going on the same one. It's the same movie, yeah, it's the same one. Anchorman, too. No. I'll continue with the same movie. Okay.

Our hero is a man at the top of his game, adored by fans, a trophy wife by his side, and incredible wealth. But he loses it all when a French Formula One champion, Bree. Tell the tag good nights. There it is. Would you believe it? Oh, that was a good game.

Oh my God. The one movie you and I both said every time apart from the last round. Ellen, you don't get the win. You came close. We are going to get you 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation price. Oh, thank you very much.

Say you like craps. I break your arm. See you're like cramps. Shake and bake, baby. That's what's the plot. Oh, so good. Play Z-Dames, Brie and Clint. God, when you look at time as like when you spend a long time with someone,

but you compound how much time you actually spend together and you break it down into numbers, it's quite scary. It's quite scary to think how much time you spend with people. Your workmates is a huge one and you realize how much of your life has taken up. Most of your life normally. Yeah. Yeah, I reckon I spend more time with you than I do with my kids. Yeah.

Which is crazy. It is. It is crazy and makes me think, do we have the balance right? Wow, it's a good question. You know? I've been crunching some numbers. And I actually got the inspiration for this from our friends over at the Morning Rumble. Okay.

I saw this video on their social media. They do great social media, those guys. And I thought, God, I should work out these numbers for you and I. Because we've been together a while. Seven and a half years, you and I have been doing this show. And so I've worked out how many shows you and I have done together. Okay. How many four-hour radio shows you and I have done since August 2018?

That's when we started doing this. I thought it was July. Was it July? I'm pretty sure it was July 3rd. July, June, July, August. I don't remember the day. All right, we'll add 20 shows to the number that I'm about to give you. Okay, okay.

We can figure this out. So I'll just run you through how I've done this. Let's say you've got to take out holidays, sick days, and seasons of celebrity Treasure Island. Yes. But let's say... Give or take. Give or take, right?

Yeah. So I've taken out six weeks a year for those kind of things. Give or take. Give or take, all right? That means in seven and a half years, you and I have done 345 weeks of radio together. Wow. Yeah. And in that time, in those 345 weeks, hang on, I've got to add the 20.

Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. In that time, you and I have done total. love. 1,745 radio shows. Holy hell. Have we really? 745 radio shows.

Yeah. Does that mean we're going to celebrate our 2000th show this year? Yeah. Yeah, it does. That's special. Yeah, and we can figure out exactly when that is too. Yeah. The show's four hours.

We get in a couple of hours before the show. So let's say we spend six hours a day together. That means in the last seven and a half years, you and I have spent 10,350 hours together. And they say it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at something. Is that what they say? Yeah. And it means that we've only just got good at this in the last 350 hours.

I am. I thought you were going to say that I'm an expert. understanding you as a person. And vice versa, right back at you. So if we divide that 10,350 hours by 24 hours, we can figure out how many full days, 24-hour days you and I have spent together. And that means you and I have been in a room together for 431 days. It's over a year.

It's over a year. Wow. Just in this room together. Sometimes at random other places. But most of the other places. the time in this room. But 97% of that time would be in this room together. Yeah, that's crazy to think.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah. And then you look at shows like Fletch and Vaughn. How long have those guys been? Oh. Didn't they celebrate 20 years? Did they do 20 years? Yeah, 20 years together.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So you can do that with your workmates. And you might not want to do that. But if you know how long you and your work bestie have been at the job together. Just work out the numbers. Subtract the number of holidays you get each year and then work out the days that you reckon you've spent together and then you can work out the hours and then

you can work out the days and you can work out the years of non-stop time that you've spent together. That's crazy, eh? I'd love you to work out how much time you've spent with your daughters you know, just to see the comparison. Yeah, yeah, totally. You know? Totally. Well, my youngest daughter hasn't even been, neither of my daughters have been alive for seven and a half years. Yeah, true. So I've already got the jump on them on that. And then your wife is like, well, I want to spend the least about a time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I showed her these numbers and she's like, oh, those are rookie numbers.

You've got to pump those up. Spend some more time away from mine, please. Go to work earlier, I reckon. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Big story in the news yesterday. Katie Perry has been in court. She was suing Katie Perry. And the judges just come back.

It's been a 17-year-long ordeal, massive court case. And in the case of Katie Perry versus Katie Perry, the judge has ruled in favour of Katie Perry. Wow. Which one? Katie Perry. Oh, the non-famous one. Katie Perry. Let me explain.

There are two Katie Perrys. One that you know as the pop star. That's K-A-T-Y. P-E-R-R-R-Y. And then there's Katie Perry, the fashion designer from Sydney. K-A-T-I-E. P-E-R-R-Y. Yes, but for all intents and purposes.

Both Katie Perry. Katie Perry. I think both of them alleged that they were infringing on each other's brands. They both came out around the same time. And in the end, the judge has ruled in favor. They're calling it David versus Goliath because Katie Perry megastar worth $350 million. And then Katie Perry fashion designer, pretty small fish compared to...

Very small fish. compared to Katie Perry. Very small fish. Although she's getting some good publicity at the moment. Amazing publicity. Judge went with Katie Perry the fashion designer. Yeah, ruled in her favour. Yeah.

I've got a clip of Katie Perry, the fashion designer, finding out yesterday that after 17 years, the judge has ruled in her favour. Ready? That I'd feel so good. Oh, a 17-year-long battle? Oh, my God. And you would just feel like you were never going to win

because of who you were taking on. And how much money that, you know, singer Katie Perry could put into lawyers. Totally. Yeah, you just never would think you were going to win. Interestingly, they both fought tooth and nail over this thing. Neither of them are actually called Katie Perry. Katie Perry, the singer.

Her real name is Catherine Hudson. And Katie Perry, the fashion designer. Her name's Katie Taylor. So at least she's got Katie, I guess, in the front of her, no? Yes, and that was a big part of it Was it? That was a big part of it for the judge. Really?

The judge said, actually, there's only one of you that is actually genuinely called Katie and it's Katie Taylor. Because her name was Katie. Yeah. Isn't it a crate, like it blows my mind that, like these,

I'm sure the singer Katie Perry didn't probably spend too much time on this. No, she's got lawyers for that. But like the other Katie who would have been, it would have consumed her for 17 years. Yeah. Like it would have been a big part of her life.

It would be so much energy and so much time. Yeah, but I mean, she won. And now we're talking about it. I had no idea there was a fashion designer in Sydney called Katie Perry up until now. I remember when this all first came out and why Katie Taylor, the fashion designer Katie Perry, was so annoyed. Why? Because I'm pretty sure singer Katie Perry was touring in Australia and then was seven.

Selling merch. Oh, right, okay. And then it... Oh, God. It's just ridiculous. Anyway, it's settled. And it gives us the opportunity to ask a question this afternoon. Is this your life?

Do you have the same name as a famous person? Yeah. Or a famous business or something, or a famous character. Or will you take ones where it's, like, quite similar? Yeah, yeah. The spelling could be different. Like, what if someone's... The pronunciation could be different.

What if someone calls up and they said, my name is Chad Pitt. Yes. Very good. I 100% want to talk to Chad Pitt. Because you know for a fact, wherever Chad went, they would have went, oh, like Brad Pitt. Yeah, his whole line. Like it's close enough.

And then my favorite thing to do is Chad Pitt would be to go, who? You know, Brad Pitt. No, Chad Pitt. What? Chad Pitt. Chad Pitt. Oh, 800 dials at him. Or you can text it to 9696. Sure.

Do you have the same name as someone famous or does your name kind of sound like... Which we also love. The same as someone who's famous. Like Chad Pitt. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Oh, Amy Schumer. Is it Amy Schumer? Amy Adams. Oh, Amy Adams.

No. No? I'm Amy Woodhouse, but I get very close to you called Amy Whitehouse. Very often. It is pretty bloody close, Amy. Amy Woodhouse. Amy Woodhouse. They try and make you go to rehab, Amy?

Oh, I'll like. All right, that's funny and also very annoying for you, Amy. So annoying. Are you sick of it? I bet Amy's always heard you. I've heard this before. Thank you very much. We asked, is your name the same or similar?

someone said, my husband is Paul Hogan. Oh, so exactly the same as the wrestler Paul Hogan. Oh, is that who Paul Hogan is? Yeah, you know, Hulk Hogan. No, Paul Hogan's Crocodile Dundee. Oh, yeah, I always get them mixed up. Yeah, I had to Google it, but yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Crocodonez. This one's so good.

Wait, did you just go, yeah, Paul Hogan, you know, Hulk Hogan? Hulk Hogan. What's Hulk Hogan's name then? Oh, okay, good question. Is it Paul? Let's find out. Do they have the same name? Hogan real name.

Because I know his last name is Hogan. Whoa! It's Paul. No, it's Terry. Oh. It's Terry Jean Bo Lear. Oh. So it's not Hogan at all.

Hulk Hogan, yeah. This text is so funny. It says, my sister's name is Angela, and our surname is Jolie. Not quite Angelina Jolie, but pretty close. Angela Jolie. That's so unfair. That's so unfair.

That sucks for her. People would be like, oh, you're like Angelina Jolie from Timo. Oh, look at you. Angelio Jolie. My dad's name is Chris Brown. Eek. There are so many Chris Browns out there. A lot of Chris Browns.

It's a pretty generic name, really. Both names are pretty generic. Like Chris, very common. Brown, very common. There's a vet in Australia who had a TV show, Bondi Vet. Dr. Chris Brown. Dr. Chris Brown. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Someone texted her and said, got married 10 years ago and I became Kelly Clark being called Kelly Clarks and ever since Yeah, that's annoyingly close That is pretty close

Someone said My Green Party voting mum's name Is Judith Collins So her mum votes To the Green Party But her name is Judith Collins She would hate that She would

Oh, I guess you're voting for Chloe Okay That's what I'm voting for. Someone said, my name is Chris Birch, same as a famous New Zealand motorcycle rider named Chris Birch, but I also race motorcycles. Oh, okay.

So that's caused a lot of confusion. I have also sold a motorcycle to Brad Pitt once. Whoa, Buzzie. I'm assuming someone named Brad Pitt. Ah. Or is it the real Brad Pitt? Brad Pitt does ride motorbikes. Chris, if you're listening.

Yeah. At first when he was like, my name is the same as a famous Kiwi motorcycle rider, I'm like, well, I'm sure that doesn't come up very often. But then you're in the sport. But then you are a motorcycle rider. And we've talked about this predestiny thing before. Like, would you, do you think you would have become a motorcycle rider if you didn't have that name? Yeah, I wonder which Chris Birch came first. And is Angela Jolie an actress?

Yeah, like, what's Angela Jolie doing? My name is Don Jeremy. You can work out the rest. Don Jeremy? Close to a famous name but not quite the famous name. Don Jeremy. Ron. No, I don't know.

Burgundy? No. It's okay. If you don't know, that's good. Okay. That's good. I don't know. Years ago, I used to work with someone named Julia Roberts.

She was an engineer. I love it. My dad's name is Paul McCarthy. My auntie is Elizabeth Taylor. Oh my God. I know a Peter Jackson and his son's name is Michael Jackson. Peter Jackson. How old is Michael Jackson?

I want to know how old the son Michael is. Yeah, good question. You know? How old would he have to be to have not been named after Michael Jackson? Yeah. Because Michael Jackson was famous from a very young age. When he was like eight. He'd have to be, this guy would have to be like 70.

Yeah. To make this situation. Okay. Someone said, my mum's Elizabeth Taylor. Another Elizabeth Taylor. There's another one. Someone else said, my best friend's stepdad is Kevin Wilson. Oh, Kevin Bloody Wilson. Kevin Bloody Wilson. My mom's name is Ruth Aiken.

Would always be asked if you were the New Zealand netball coach, Ruth Aiken. What are the chances that you have the exact same name? Yeah, yeah. Shut up. Someone said, I know a guy who played rugby and was an open side flanker. his name was Richie McGor. Shut up. Change position.

Shit. Change position. Oh my God. Magor, I spelled M-E-G-A-W. Yeah. To let people know he was out on the flaggy and go, McCall, McCall! It's like that Instagram video from years ago

where that guy sees Richie McCaw at the gas station. He goes, Oh, you're Richie McGaw, eh? They thought it was this guy. My dad is Aaron Smith. That would have been tough. Aaron Smith was in the news for being a naughty boy in the Christchurch, disabled toilets. Is it your dad?

Is that your dad? Someone said, I know a Liam Lawson. Is it the real one? Could be. It's New Zealand. Yeah, it is. My neighbour is Mike Tyson. Wow.

Has he got a tiger? Is he got a face tattoo? Yeah. Well, there you go. Thanks, everyone. That was very funny. We are going to do a round of birthday bangers next. If you would like to know the number one song on your 16th birthday,

you can call us right now on 0800 dial ZM, and we will work that out for you. all twins round of birthday banger yesterday that was fun yeah that was fun should we do uh if your name sounds no too hard yeah too are my bestie is jessica simpson and she even has the same middle name as the famous jessica simpson what are the odds of that that's out of it that's crazy claudia can you push the button my button's broken oh it's falling apart in here i think the whole Things frozen. Wait, are we get, a week? Oh, damn it.

I thought, I was like, this is our chance for talk back. Nah. No. No, song's on. The computer heard that idea and was like, oh, no, no, anything but that. ZD.N's Brianclint. Time for a birthday bang. Brain and clans.

All I want with my birthday is a birthday banger. Birthday banger is your number one song when you turn 16 and we figure it out here and we'll play our favorite. Let's go to Nattri. How did we say your name? Natri. Natia. Natia. That's a cool name.

That's the first one for us. Sorry for butchering your name, Nataya, but it's good to have you on here. Completely butchered it. Hey, Nataya, what is your birthday? 11 April 1986. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2002. And on that day, in 2002, this was number one. Can't go wrong.

Shakira, Shakira, we're never, wherever. Natyah, what do you think? It's a banger. It's a ching. I may I also say first time caller, first time. Sorry, long time listener, first time caller. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, you did.

I'm glad that you did say it. Good debut. Just in time too. Just hold there, Natia. You could be our birthday banger winner. We're going to Kaylee, who's going to do their daughter, Alexis's birthday. banger because it's Alexis's 16th birthday today. Hi, Kaylee.

Kaylee. Oh, I've got to do that, but hang on. There she is. Hi, Kaylee. No, wait. No, she was on and then... There she is. Hi, Kaylee.

Sorry, our whole system in here is crashed. Yeah. So all the computers are down, so we're trying to run the show from a different computer outside of the studio. Anyway. You're doing a good job. We've got you now. We're glad you're here, Kaylee.

And how exciting that your daughter, Alexis, is 16 today? I know. It's scary. It's exciting. Where is she? She's at home getting ready to go out for dinner. Okay, exciting. Where are you going to birthday dinner? We're going to go to the neighbourhood. We're going to go to the neighbourhood. Yeah. We love Parmy. Hey, say hello to her for us and you can listen back to this on our podcast, which will go up tonight.

Oh, she is. Okay, happy birthday, Alexis. Happy birthday. So we obviously, we know Alexis's birthday was today 16 years ago, so we can work that out which is 12th of March 2010, which means your daughter is 16 today. And so the number one song today is... That's going to date really well. It is.

Yeah. Oh, she's going to be stoked with that. Hold there, Kaylee. We've got one more birthday banger to do, and it's for Megan. Where's Megan? Hi, Megan. Hi. Has your day been going, Megan?

Oh, pretty good, thank you. Good to hear. Hey, Megan, all we need is your DOB. It's the first of April 1988. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And Megan, here's your birthday banker. Oh, it's Clint's favorite. Oh, yeah.

Huge tune. This was massive, global hit. Usher, Ludacris, Lil Jon, and yeah, what do you reckon, Megan? Oh, it's pretty hard to be. It is. Pretty good. It's going to be my vote too. I think it's my vote too.

Really? Yeah. That means Megan, congratulations. You're the winner of birthday banger today. Oh, thank you. My kids will be very excited. I'll give them a shout out, Megan. Nagging me to get on birthday banger for a long time.

Really? What's their names? Bowden and Billy. Shout out to Boden and Billy. Thanks for forcing your mom to come on the show. Number one in the year 2004. Here's Usher. and year on Z-M with Brian Clint.

Yay! Damn's Brie and Clint podcast. Little John got the beat to make your booty go. Asha, Lil John and Ludacris on Zed in with Brian Clint. That's the winner of birthday banger for Megan. She was 16 on the 5th of April 2004, and that was the number one song. And shout out to Alexis, who turns 16 today. But we didn't choose her.

No doubt we'll play Olivia Dean in the next five. to eight minutes. I was thinking we're going to play next. Yeah, when that happens. That's for Alexis. Oh, my God, we are playing Olivia Dean next. No, we're not. Yeah.

Alexis, no, we plan that. Oh, yeah, we weren't going to. We're going to go back-to-bag birthday bangers. Yeah, yeah. For Alexis. Just for your special day, Alexis. We never do that. Yes, happy 16th.

We're going on for you next. Just for you. The ZDM Podcast Network. Tomorrow we kick off our quest to find the unofficial national anthem of Altero in New Zealand. Well, really, it's kicked off already, but tomorrow we begin the voting. Today, we finalised our list of 32.

And thank you to everybody who argued passionately one way or the other for a song to be included or excluded on this list. We did take it on board. We went and looked at the feedback and we deliberated in this room

for, I want to say, a good hour. Today, of finalising it. Yeah, we did. We took songs out, we put songs in. Yeah, so we appreciate your feedback. A few executive decisions were made, and we can't put everything to a committee. So we decided to rule out any songs that were not by Kiwi artists. Yes.

There was a bit of conjecture around including songs like Wagon Wheel. So it's gone. It's out. The same is true for Afterglow. So it's out. It will not be included in our quest to find New Zealand's unofficial national anthem. Which, it feels right to me. It feels right to.

It feels right that the unofficial anthem, national anthem of this country. Has to be from a Kiwi artist. Has to be from an artist. Yep. From this country. Yep. And Wilkinson can say, well, I'm there every summer anyway. And it's a good start, Wilkinson.

It is a good start. Move here. We want to see the passport. Yeah, move here. We want to see you have a home in Wienika. Yeah. Like Shania Twain did. So do you want to hear the 32 songs?

Yes, let's go through them. It's quite a few, so let's rip into them. Obviously, this is going to be included. Obviously. Poir, party of Māori Club. We move on to the dudes. Obviously. And this version, not the remix.

No. The original. But speaking of remixes, this isn't. Not many. Not many. Fannie. Not many, the remit. Yes, that is in.

Is in. And of course, this banger. Jordan Luck and the exponents. These guys are like the modern day exponents. 60 are in there. Oh, such good song. I get that's a contender. They only ended up with one entry.

Although they could have had five. Could have had multiple. We're going with this one. We are. We are also... Our wild card. Going with our wild card, which was this. Sell us your Honda.

Rhonda. I actually see this going a long way. Lord, unison, Maxima. Can you imagine if the finalist, Tina from Turner's, versus... Dave Dobbin, size of evidence. It'd be pretty good. Very good. Of course, we had to include Cruel.

Sir Dane Rumble. And look, Sir Dave Dobbin is in there twice. Shape, shifter, Lord, Stan and the fast crew. So technically Dane Rumbles in there twice. Yep. Kings, he's made the list. We don't worry about it. These are the 32 songs in the running to be crowned

the unofficial national anthem of this very country, and she had had to be in there. Coincidentally, this is King's Pick. Oh, yeah, that's right. This is what he's cited for, yeah. You think we were going to do this without including a crowded house song? We would have been strung up. Both of us.

You figure out how that works. But human centipede. Okay, we've got to get through these. We're only halfway. True Bliss is in there. Golden Horses in there Shahn from Drak's Project's Choice You're gonna be happy

Naked and Famous What a tune This list is so good This is such a good playlist We're gonna put this up somewhere as a playlist Yeah yeah we've got to put all 32 up With OMC How bizarre

How bizarre Our Gin Z producer Ella has just discovered this band And so ever more are in That was Ella's pick Shefoo Eleminop Tiki Tiki Tiki Tani

Could be our unofficial national anthem Could be Ben Lomas He made the list He was the first New Zealand Idol winner He was, yep

Fat Freddy's drop Oh, yeah. These guys weren't on the preliminary list yesterday, but we heard you and we understand we made a mistake. Nisian Mystic are now on the list. Brooke Fraser. This is such a bag of. Love Brooke Fraser.

And everyone calmed down. Of course, Savage is on the list. This could win. It really could. Lady Hawk. And only two more songs that could be our national. anthem. Anna Radna.

And one more that wasn't on our list yesterday. Yes, we added today because we heard you the people. Supergroove rounds out the list of 32 songs that could be the unofficial anthem of Altairewa. I think we got it right. I think it's a solid list. I really like the mix. Yeah, me too.

So from tomorrow voting will begin on the Brian Clinton Instagram story. We're going to do 16 songs. So eight rounds tomorrow afternoon from 4 p.m. and if you want to vote, you just need to be following the Bree and Clint Instagram account. We're going to do all just through Instagram voting. It's a bit of fun. It's quite good to have your say. And it takes like a couple of minutes.

16 tomorrow. 16 on Sunday afternoon. And then we'll be down to the top 16. Yeah. And then we'll be down to the top 8, 4. And then the final will be on Thursday. So we'll have the result on the Friday next week. And we haven't revealed this yet.

But we are going to, because Bree and I are hosting something, Festival, and I'm DJing on the stage at Symphony Festival. We will play the winner of our unofficial national anthem live on stage in front of 35,000 people next weekend. I hope it's Tina from Turner's. Me too, a little bit. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint Podcast. So many texts for Tina from Turner's already. Someone goes, Tina from Turner's definitely top three.

I'll be shocked if she's not. I'll be shocked too. Hey, I saw this interesting question that's been doing the rounds on the socials, and I thought we could go through it with our little team here. Ella's away. But do you guys want to give it a go? Yeah, go on. So essentially it's a list of things that us humans really love.

Okay. Most, I believe... Unanimously? Not unanimously, but I think these are all quite big things. in humans' lives. Oxygen. Okay, not that big. But the idea is,

so I'll give you the list, which is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. So it's a list of seven things. Yeah. And you need to give up two of them for the rest of your life. Okay. And you can't change your mind.

Like once you say the two, they are the two you give up forever. Yeah, got you. Okay. Cool. Do you already know your two? No, actually, I haven't thought about it. Okay, so here's the list, okay?

You guys can text us yours too, I'll be interested. Music? Yeah. Exercise. Yep. Love. Money. Yeah.

Alcohol. Oh. Social media. Oh, yeah. And sex. Oh. You got to give up to forever. Cool.

Okay. Social media. That can go. 100%. That's an easy one. Yeah, I'd agree. I'd love to be forced off social media. That means you can't make any monies off social media anymore.

Well, then I'll give up money too. You couldn't. No, so you're giving up social media. Someone said, I'll give up social and media. Oh, I've seen people give up alcohol and they're doing pretty good. But I quite like it. It's one of my favourite fast ones. I'd love to give up exercise.

You can't, though, you'll die. I know. Oh. Also, if you give it up, you kind of still need it. Because I was like, I'm definitely giving up exercise. I hate that. Yeah, no, you're the same as money. No.

You can give it up, but you still need it. Nah, technically you don't need exercise. So when I say exercise, I'm thinking in this list, it's like where you go to the gym. Oh, okay. And you exercise. But surely walking the dog is exercise. That's exercise, yep. So you couldn't walk the dog anymore.

Okay. But like walking to and from places to get somewhere. not exercise. What else was there? Love. Love. Music. Music, exercise, money, alcohol, social media.

I'm not giving up music. I'm not giving up music. I'm not giving up love. Because that means you don't give or receive love. You've kind of already given up sex, haven't you? Excuse you. Not by choice. That wouldn't be pretty easy.

Sorry, that's me. But true. I think all of us are probably in the same boat. Social media and probably alcohol. I think alcohol. I think alcohol's going. Someone said music and alcohol. Easy.

Music and alcohol is my favorite combination. That's my favorite combination. I would slip into a severe depression if I gave up music. Imagine we would be at work and when the music's playing, you just would hear nothing. All right. All right, all right, music. No, alcohol.

Alcohol, alcohol. And we'll just get on the hard drugs. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Insah, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from three on ZM.