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Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it.
Hello.
Hello, it's a fancier podcast intro today.
Is it?
I kicked the wrong button, so yeah.
Well, that's just, it is what it is.
It's the same effect, same name, just a little bit schmancier.
You know, it's like, this is... There's no poo chat on this podcast. It's the same effect. Same name, just a little bit schmancier. You know, it's like, this is
There's no poo chat on this podcast.
It's like, this is a Toyota
and this is
a Lexus.
Lexus.
Lexus. Is that a car?
Oh god.
Yes, it is.
Do you guys own cars?
You're both very young
I got a Honda logo
A little green guy
What just the logo?
Oh no
No it's a car Clint
What about you Sam?
How much they charge for just the logo?
We've got to get to the bottom of this
That's what he said today
Did you not hear that?
You didn't call out.
I started on the show.
We thought it was funny.
Okay.
Never mind.
Now the truth comes out.
No, we're being critiqued.
You're laughing out there at us, are you?
There's a few things that Clint did,
and I'm surprised you didn't call him out for it.
What was the other thing?
Didn't he do a little singing song at the start? You did laugh it oh it's on the podcast you'll listen the bit i like that
isn't in the podcast is where you guys pulled up dean mccarthy's cute little scream in between
the letters so brie makes a joke and what happens with dean is we actually pre-record him so that
because he does both opposite ends of our show no True secrets. No, I know, but mate, if you did the time differences, you'd know he's not up at one
in the morning to talk to us.
Anyway, in between breaks, he laughs at this little joke that Bree's done.
If he doesn't laugh, he gives out this noise.
I love that so much.
One more time.
Makes me so happy.
This is very good.
I love D.
Woo!
Wow.
Okay.
Have I not come to a late night?
This is the closest we've come to a full team this week.
Yeah.
It is.
Hey, we've got two producers.
You and I are both here.
Ella's away tomorrow.
I'm going.
Oh, what?
Ella.
Where? I've got a wedding. Ella's away tomorrow. I'm going. Oh, what? Ella. Where?
I've got a wedding.
Oh.
Not mine, a friend.
Don't get COVID.
Oh, yeah, please don't.
That's where you get it.
Yeah, don't get COVID.
Although I went to a wedding, I didn't get COVID.
Really?
Yeah.
How do you avoid it, Clint?
What's your tactic?
You don't kiss the bride.
He just keeps saying he's immune.
Don't kiss with tongue.
Don't kiss the bride with tongue.
But you can just kiss the bride without tongue and that's all good?
Yeah. That's a tradition
in our family. You can suck on
her as long as you don't use your tongue.
Oh, don't say that. What the heck?
What was that comment?
What was that? Why
would you say that?
Out of nowhere.
Mama.
I saw a meme that said if you
oh no this isn't appropriate
go on
we've only got 45 seconds
quick
if you suck on her
hmm
no I don't want to say it
her hmm
what's her hmm
then you should say
happy mother's day to her
that is funny
that is a
what
do you get it
yeah
suck on her titties
yeah
and you say happy Mother's Day
Yeah if it's like
Your girlfriend or anything
Did you voice the
Why do you get it?
Because
It's like she's breastfed you
Right
It's a joke
It's just not a good joke
Right
Is it not?
Okay
I thought it was funny
I'll test it out
And I'll let you know
Alright
Okay If you suck on her Suck on all my titties Like you want it I thought it was funny. I'll test it out and I'll let you know. All right. Okay.
If you suck on her.
Suck on all my titties like you want it.
I want it.
If you suck on her, you should say mama.
All right, we're going to go.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrims.
If Ben was here, I'd get him to put a warning at the start of that,
but he's not, so.
Salo valaba, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint.
I'm back, guys. I am back.
She's day on, day off at the moment.
Where did you say, hey, I haven't had any days off?
Well, I haven't seen you around here much recently.
For COVID, I worked from home. Where did you say I was yesterday? Same place you were earlier in the year.
Oh, secret. Filming Naked Attraction.
Yeah, it was... Harder
in the winter, eh? It's a lot harder in the winter.
Not as many people keen to come on the
show. Your bits go smaller and stiffer
on Naked Attraction in the winter. You know
what I love about this joke is that
if there ever is a New Zealand
version, I would love to host that show.
Oh, we're pretending you're the host of the show.
Oh.
I've been saying you're a contestant.
Mate, no one would tune in for that.
Oh, I can't think of anything worse.
Really?
Than going on that show.
It'd be very awkward because you're the only one in the room
that ends up being clothed.
Oh, the host.
The host.
Sorry, I meant as a contestant. I could host the thing. I'd give that a go. Yeah room that ends up being clothed. Oh, the host. The host.
Sorry, I meant as a contestant.
I could host the thing.
I'd give that a go.
Yeah, that's what I would do.
Except I would...
No, I couldn't host it because I'd struggle not to laugh.
They would come up and would show their tiny little willy and I'd go...
Yeah, you're not the right person for the job then.
Or some lady with a big bush and I'd just go, whoa!
That's so wrong.
TVNZ are looking to launch Naked Attraction New Zealand. I am your gal.
I reckon we tag team it. Clint,
don't say tag team in Naked Attraction
New Zealand.
That's not a good idea. Should we just do it?
Should we just launch it? Should we just make our own
version? We're going to start producing our own TV shows.
We'll rope in the people around here. Can we do it in your garage?
I don't have a garage. It'll be an outdoor one at my house.
Hey, even better.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
Here they come.
Here they come.
Here come the lads.
Here come the tradies.
Okay, let's meet our lady first.
She's from Hamilton and her name is Tessa.
Welcome, Tessa. Hi, Tessa.
Hey.
How are you? Good, thank you.
How are you? Good. We usually get a fun fact
out of each of our contestants. What's it?
What's a fun fact about you?
Yeah, gosh, that won't put me on the spot.
Yeah, well, you're a fun person, I can tell. Come on, Tessa.
Um, fun fact.
What's your favourite alcoholic drink?
Oh, definitely mojito.
Mojito, there you go.
Oh, see?
So there you go.
Our first contestant is from Hamilton, and she loves a mojito.
Welcome to the show, Tessa.
Tessa, the prize today is 80 mojitos.
So it's up your alley.
It's up my alley.
80 mojitos. Let's meet your opposition today. He's from Hamilton as well. Oh, my God, you guys could share a mojitos. So it's up your alley. It's up my alley. 18 mojitos. Let's meet your opposition today. He's from Hamilton
as well. Oh my God, you guys could share a mojito. He's 18 years old. Welcome to the show,
Lachlan. Hi, Lachlan. What's something fun about you,
Lachlan?
People of Hamilton don't have many good facts about themselves, do they? Lachlan, what's your
favourite drink?
Like it.
Jeez, Lachlan, you're really giving us... Did you say white claw?
Okay, let's proceed with the game.
Lachlan, your buzzer is tradie.
Tessa, your buzzer is...
No, Lachlan, you're tradie.
Tessa, you're lady.
First to three gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck, guys.
Bring the heat. Here we go, guys. Bring the heat.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What is the name of the National New Zealand Netball team?
Lachlan.
Lachlan.
You need to buzz him with Trady, but what's the answer?
Silver Fern.
Oh, my gosh.
What's the answer?
Silver Fern.
Yeah, well done.
It is the Silver Ferns.
Lachlan, you need to use the buzzer tradie, okay?
Okay, yeah.
Okay, got it.
We're good now.
One to the tradies.
Question number two.
Which Disney princess was the first to have a child?
Is it Pocahontas, Ariel or Snow White?
Brady.
Yes, Lachlan.
Snow White?
No.
Incorrect.
Tessa, you want to guess?
Yeah, I want to say Pocahontas.
It was Ariel the mermaid.
How do you quantify that?
Is that like on a chronological timeline?
I think so, yeah.
Right, okay.
I don't know.
I just Googled it.
Okay, sweet.
And it said Ariel, so that's the right answer.
Question number three, still one to the tradies.
Good news for Adele as she's moving in with her boyfriend, Rich Paul.
Not to be mistaken for Paul Paul.
It's Rich Paul.
Rich Paul, got it.
What nationality is Adele?
Tradie.
Yes, Lachlan.
English?
She is English.
Well done.
Of course, she's English.
She talks like a scouser. Question number four, two to the tradies. You can. Of course, she's English. She talks like a scouser.
Question number four, two to the tradies.
You can win it here, Lachlan.
Max Key has followed in his dad's footsteps by questioning the Prime Minister
during a business breakfast in Auckland yesterday.
Who's Max Key's dad?
Trady.
Yes, Lachlan for the win.
Lachlan.
John Key?
John Key's correct.
Lachlan, you did it all on your own.
No help whatsoever.
50 bucks thanks to KFC, mate.
Bree and Clint.
I don't mean to start a gender war here,
but girls suck and boys rule.
So there's that.
Actually, no, I do mean to start a gender war.
I read this tweet today and it goes like this.
Men love to keep a little pile of clothes next to the side of the bed.
That's the whole tweet and it has gone mental.
People retweeting this.
Men love to keep a little pile of clothes next to the side of their bed.
Who tweeted that?
Rebecca.
So a woman has tweeted it, obviously, about her partner.
Good point.
Yes, that's exactly who it is.
A woman has started this, not me.
I wanted to ask the question,
keeping a little pile of clothes next to the bed that aren't quite clean and aren't quite dirty,
is that more a woman thing or more a man thing?
I think it's an everyone thing.
But I don't agree that it's always next to the bed.
I think there's always an area or a thing that has the pile of clothes on it.
Absolutely.
It could be.
The not quite dirty, not quite clean pile.
There could be a chair that does that job for you.
For me, it's the towel rack.
Oh, have you graduated from the bath?
Yes. So it used to be the Oh, have you graduated from the bath? Yes.
So it used to be the bath.
It used to be the bath, but you just throw your not quite dirty,
not quite cleans in the bath.
Yeah, there was a lot in the bath and it became too much,
whereas the towel rack, I can only have a few things.
Do you hang them haphazardly on the corners of the towel rack?
Yeah.
And what benefit does that provide?
Just keeps them off the floor.
Just keeps them off the floor.
Is that what it is?
It's better than having it on the floor.
You're in a two-female household.
Does your partner have a little pile of clothes
that are not quite dirty, not quite clean?
No, she's organised.
Oh, okay, interesting, interesting.
I'm the disorganised, chaotic one.
I am a man and I...
Do you have clothes?
I like to keep a little pile of clothes next to the bed.
I knew it.
I do.
It's on the floor, but not quite on the floor.
There's an old bag on the floor, which I feel separates them from the floor.
I know, but it's my corner.
It's my messy corner, and that's where I keep the things.
I don't know where else to put them because they're not going back in the drawer
because the drawer is for freshies when you want to treat yourself to a freshie.
And there's nothing worse than pulling out, you know, like a worn shirt
that's not dirty enough to be washed but not, you know, clean enough to go back in the drawer.
You pull it out of the clean stuff.
Yeah.
And you put it on and you go, is this clean?
The not quite dirty, not quite clean T-shirt is a weird one too
because that's a special occasion that you're going to wear that to. I wouldn't wear a not quite dirty, not quite clean T-shirt is a weird one too because that's a special occasion that you're going to wear that to.
I wouldn't wear a not quite dirty, not quite clean to work
because it's too rigorous of an exercise.
I'd wear it around the house.
I'd wear it around the house.
That's exactly what it is.
I'd also wear it to bed.
Yeah, same.
It's a bed T-shirt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whereas like bras to me don't get washed off probably 10 uses.
There's a weird fact I found out about women through you recently.
Yeah.
That you don't wash your bras.
It's very rare that I'm washing my bra.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10 uses and you've got a rotation of like six bras?
Yeah, about six.
So you'll go 60 days without washing a bra.
I feel like they wash themselves, you know?
They air themselves out.
Let's just check in with our producers today.
Sous Chef Sam
Who's filling in
Where do you put
Your not quite dirties
Not quite cleans
Oh you know
They're just kind of
Everywhere
In a pile on the floor
Slightly off the edge
Of the bed
Oh okay
Yeah
Like kind of dangling
Off the side
Can we turn
Sunky Barella's microphone on
And Sunky Barella
Where do you keep
Your not quite dirties
I can't hear you
I can't find my headphones
Okay
But I will say
I have a chair
You've got a chair?
Yeah like an old
lovely chair
The chair is very good
because it makes you feel
less chaotic
Right?
You're like
oh they're on the chair
Nobody ever sits
in that chair
No
The chair is for clothes
It's full of clothes
Let's find out
the prime spot
this afternoon
Where do the not quite dirty
not quite clean clothes go in your household?
And bonus question, do you think this is more of a man or a woman thing
or is it everywhere?
I think it's everyone.
It's everyone?
And I also use a washing basket for this.
That's where clean clothes go.
That's chaotic.
But also dirty clothes can go in there.
Oh, my God, I can't abide that.
Bree and Clint.
Where do you put your in-betweeners?
You know, you're not quite dirties, you're not quite
clean clothes. What's something for you,
a piece of clothing that's never
going to be an in-between?
Undies. Undies is one.
Socks. Gym gear.
Socks is another one. I can wear socks for an hour
and they have to go. They're not
going in the in-between pile. Because they
absorb way more than you realise.
It's yuck.
If you take socks off and then try and put them back on like an hour later,
they always feel damp.
Yeah, they do.
They always feel damp.
My socks are always damp.
Yeah.
Why is that?
And my G-Bangers as well.
Yeah, because I mean they're going in the crack.
Minus single use.
I actually bin them afterwards.
We want to know for you though, where do the in-betweeners go?
Tanya's here.
Kia ora, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi Tanya.
Hi Brie. Hi Clint. So where are you putting them? Where do you put the things that, you know, they didn't
quite get dirty enough to have a wash, but
they're not clean enough to put back in the drawer?
It's not me. It's actually my husband.
He's got a little pile of clothes
right next to his bed.
Everything he wears during the week,
all his soccer gear, all his work clothes.
Wait, wait. Tanya, did you say his soccer gear?
Yep, it all sits next to his bed
until I come and tidy it away.
Is his soccer gear not single use?
Does it not get washed after each game?
Yeah, but I don't think he knows his way
to the washing basket just yet.
Tanya!
You're raising a little boy, Tanya.
I love it, Tanya.
You need to cut his pocket money. I'm guilty as well because I've raising a little boy, Tanya. I love it, Tanya. You need to cut his pocket money.
I'm guilty as well because I've got a little washing basket
next to my side of the bed where all my in-between stuff goes.
Right.
I bet your soccer gear's not in there, Tanya.
No, definitely not.
But I do put socks in there, so Clint, I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
Your socks are in-betweeners.
Yeah, they are.
You must have very fresh feet. You must have very fresh feet.
You must have very fresh feet.
Or very stinky feet from all the secondhand socks you're wearing.
She wears them with Birkenstocks, so it airs out.
They're ventilated, yeah.
Pia's here.
Kia ora, Pia.
Hi, Pia.
Hello.
Is it you, Pia, that has a space in your room that you put your in-between clothes?
Definitely not.
Oh, okay.
That is definitely a man thing, isn't it?
You were going to do a man thing too.
I like fold mine and put them on a shelf in my walk-in wardrobe.
They're not back in my drawers and I don't hang them.
But my husband has definitely got the pile next to the bed.
Yeah.
And normally when I change the sheets, I'll find like in winter,
like a week's worth of socks down the bottom of his toe.
In the bin.
Yeah, like just regarded at the bottom
of the bin. That's actually quite a good idea
that you've got. You have a whole dedicated
shelf where you fold it
and you put it back in line, but you know
that you've worn those before.
Yeah, it's like just for like
when you get home from the gym and you're just
staying at home, chuck those clothes on.
Yeah.
Great idea.
I'll never do it, but it's a great idea.
Mine will be shoved into the drawer or the shelf.
Finally, Briar's here.
G'day, Briar.
Hi, Briar.
Hello.
Apparently it's chaos at your house when it comes to the in-betweeners.
Yeah, both adults have got ADHD,
so it's pretty chaotic
with where everything ends up falling.
My partner's really bad for
just dropping clothes wherever they
fall on the floor. Wait, can you blame that
on ADHD?
Yeah. Just being a bit
of a messy-bessy, you just blame that on your
ADHD?
Yeah, sometimes, yep. Wow,
okay. So he just drops them where they lie.
Where do you put them?
I attempt to have a basket, but the basket tends to move.
So it gets, yeah, it all gets a bit chaotic
and sometimes dirty clothes end up with clean clothes
and I just end up having to wash the whole lot again and start again.
See, Briah, that's how I knew that when I was with my partner, I was like, this is going
to work out because we're complete opposites. And I was like, you've got to have some balance.
You've got to have the yin and the yang.
You know, the yin and the yang.
Yeah, yeah.
But you've just got both the yang.
Pretty much, yeah.
When you guys get home and you come inside, do you just throw your car keys wherever you
want? Don't bother putting them by the door?
It's taken a long time
to actually find proper places
so we can find them the next day.
I can just picture, Bri, you unpacking
the dishwasher, you just throw the dishes
at the wall, you're like, catch!
Where's the TV remote? In the garage, duh!
Bree and Clint
from iHeartRadio
This is the latest
live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, great news for Adele.
She's finally set fire to the rain.
She has.
And she's also set down a big fat check for $58 million
and bought herself a new home with her boyfriend, Rich Paul.
Let me tell you a little bit about this.
What?
$58 million, Dean? $58 million. Let me tell you a little bit about this. What? $58 million, Dean.
$58 million.
Let me tell you this.
That's a steal.
I'll tell you why.
The home was originally listed for $110 million.
It's Sylvester Stallone's home in Beverly Hills.
It was originally listed through Paris Hilton's dad, actually.
He was the one that had the listing right.
Put it on the market for $110 million.
Didn't sell.
Dropped it to $80 million. Didn't sell. Dropped it to $80 million.
Didn't sell.
Moved it over to Jade Mills, who's fabulous,
and she sold it to Adele for $58 million.
Now, the other day on the show, we talked about the selling sunset cast
and what they get in terms of commission.
Well, Jade Mills was selling that home, right?
$2.3 million.
Wow.
That is what she got as commission for selling the home to Adele and, of course, Rich Paul.
What's cool about this, but this is now her fourth home, and the home, okay, let me describe
this.
It's in a gated community within a gated community, all right?
So even if you're fabulous enough to get into the gated community, it's kind of like
when you log into Google and you've got the two step authentication
it's like that
the house version
nice for Adele
to finally be on the
property ladder as well
you know
I wonder if she used
her KiwiSaver
to get her over the line
I think she probably had to
do you think she had to
get a loan from her parents
yeah I reckon her parents
went in with her
they put up a bit of
equity from their house
because they're actually
mortgage free
but they've actually
to get her kickstarted
you're not getting into a 50-something million dollar home
without the help of your parents.
And Dean, is it true Adele has gone without avocado on toast
and takeaway coffee for the last three years
to be able to afford this house?
Well, she did.
That was the one change she made.
Bomb.
God, lucky she's with Rich Paul and not Paul Paul, right, Dean?
Free and Clint. God, lucky she's with Rich Paul and not Paul Paul, right, Dean? A woman has spoken out about how she hates her wedding ring.
Rude.
Really doesn't like it.
Rude.
Says that it's ugly.
Sorry, not wedding ring, her engagement ring.
Rude.
She said that it's not big enough.
Again, rude.
And I don't want to wear it.
So instead, I'm choosing to wear this rubber ring.
Oh, that is passive aggressive.
That is passive aggressive.
She said to this person who has proposed to her,
the ring you got me is so putty, I'd rather wear a rubber band.
So, because I was like, the first thing I thought of was,
I want to know how big the ring is.
Because I want to know how much of a diva she's being.
Because it's the thought that counts, right?
Exactly.
So apparently it's a three carat diamond ring.
I don't know about carats, but that sounds big to me.
See, I don't know how big that would be.
That sounds like a whopper.
How big is a three carrot?
Three carrot, you spell carrot with a K, eh?
Do you?
I don't think so.
Three carrot diamond ring.
Carrot ring.
Those are huge.
Those are all massive.
That's massive.
Oh, no, this lady's a.
What is she talking about?
That's a red flag.
That is a red flag.
I would go, you know what?
Give me the ring.
I'll go and change it for you.
And then I'd bolt.
I'd just be like...
Hop on the first plane to Bali, start a new life.
You don't get good money with your...
I've just Googled here, 3K, 3 carat ring.
The first one that comes up is from Michael Hill Jeweler
and it's $20,000.
Oh my God. I mean, there's also's $20,000. Oh, my God.
I mean, there's also a $4,000 one.
Depends on the what?
It's in the thousands.
Depends if it's a real diamond or not.
Yeah.
I mean, we don't know anything about carrots.
I know nothing about rings.
The idea of wearing an alternative to a ring, though, is modern.
I love that idea.
I love people who are like, we didn't get rings.
We got tattooed on our wedding ring fingers.
On our backs.
We got lower back tattoos to simplify our love.
Simplify?
Symbolise our love.
If anything, a lower back tattoo complicates your love life.
Yeah, true. When Maddie was here filling in for you earlier this year,
he got proposed to and got a ring, a traditional engagement ring.
Right.
I heard in gay relationships you give your partner a drag queen.
Do you?
As an engagement present.
They get their own one.
Yeah.
Where do you get a drag queen from?
Oh, you buy them on Kate Road.
Can you purchase them? Yeah. They're for sale.
Well, no, he didn't get a drag queen. He got a ring,
but his partner, Ryan, said,
I get a ring too,
and I don't want
a ring. I want a jet ski.
See, I knew that I was
destined to be with Ryan.
He wanted an
engagement jet ski.
We called the Sea-Doo dealership.
Turns out they don't do engagement jet skis.
It's not a thing.
Well, they should get into it.
Gap in the market, eh?
Big gap in the market.
What would you rather?
A ring or a jet ski?
Yeah.
Well, I don't wear my ring.
I'd 100% rather a jet ski.
Like some smelly old ring.
But a jet ski's not forever.
That's the problem.
A jet ski's not forever. It can the problem. A jet ski's not forever.
It can be if you update it every couple of years.
No, well, that's a different jet ski, isn't it?
Yeah.
We want to know,
what are you wearing instead of a wedding ring?
Well, you might not be wearing it.
It might be hard to wear it.
If it's a horse, you're not wearing it.
Yeah, you might own it.
Can you imagine?
You just have to drag your horse around to bars
and be like, sorry, it's my engagement horse.
Someone tries to hit on you and you're like,
can you not see the horse?
We've talked about engagement jet skis already.
Bree floated the idea of an engagement truck.
But we want to know, what's some real life examples?
What did you get instead of a ring, Lee?
Hi, Lee.
Hey.
So my husband and I, we got our date of wedding tattooed on our wrists in Roman numerals.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that's cute.
I like that idea.
But what did you do for like the engagement?
Was there a symbolic gift given at that stage?
Not a gift as such.
I think we just decided we should get married.
We were having a baby.
So we decided to get married.
Okay, sweet.
That was it.
Yeah.
Okay, so tattoos on the wrist of your actual wedding day. Okay, sweet. That was it. Yeah. Okay, so tattoos on
the wrist of
your actual
wedding day.
Yeah,
tattoos on
our wrists
were the
dates in
Roman numerals.
That way we
could never
forget the
anniversary.
And then when
anyone hits on
you,
do you point
to the tattoo
and you're
like,
mm-mm-mm,
sorry.
Exactly.
Yeah,
perfect.
Okay,
cool.
Okay,
thanks,
Lee.
Tattoos are a
good one.
I like that
one.
Let's go to
Arlette.
Hi,
Arlette. Hi, Arlette.
Hi, Arlette.
Hi.
Hi, guys.
What did you do for the engagement ring?
My husband bought me an engagement watch.
Wait, he bought you an engagement watch, Arlette?
Yes, yes. Did you want an engagement watch?
I did.
I'm a very practical person.
Okay.
So when you said it before, my kids and I were in the car going crazy
thinking, that's an amazing idea.
See, because there's a real risk that the man's gone rogue
there and he's like, rings are useless, I'll get her
a watch. What kind of watch?
You've been dreaming of a ring your whole life.
Yeah, good question, Bree, what kind of watch?
Baby G?
You know, no, it wasn't
a Baby G. G-Shock.
Yeah, true, special occasion, you've got to go full G-shock.
G-shock.
Well, see, again, a practical person,
so I wanted something that I could wear basically everywhere, like a ring.
How long have you been married?
Ten years, and I still have the watch.
You still got the watch?
I'm wearing it right now.
Okay, sweet.
Arlette, did he, for your engagement, your anniversary,
your wedding anniversary, because you're a practical person,
did he buy you a bobcat?
Oh, yes.
That would have been an amazing gift.
See, look how excited Arlette is.
She's so practical.
A Fujitsu heat pump with Wi-Fi.
You know the yard work I could get done with this bobcat?
Oh, my gosh.
It feels like you've been there for our conversation.
Arlette.
Thank you, Arlette.
We appreciate it. Let's go to Catherine finally. Hi, Catherine. Thank you, Arlette. We appreciate it.
Let's go to Catherine finally.
Hi, Catherine.
Hi, Catherine.
Hi.
What was the alternative to the ring?
I got a steel chainsaw.
What?
Well, no, to be fair, I said the item needs to be forever,
and a steel chainsaw is forever.
They do last forever.
They last forever.
They last forever.
Now, I'll ask you the same thing we asked Arlette.
Did you want an engagement chainsaw?
Yes.
You did?
I would much rather have the chainsaw than the ring that I'm never going to wear.
I like that, Catherine.
And what type of, what did the chainsaw look like?
How big was it?
So it's a 16 inch.
So you'd say a 16 carat chainsaw.
Yeah.
It's comparable.
Nice. Okay, what did he get?
He got a weed eater.
Bree and Clint.
Watch yourself.
Bree and Clint, that's Lauren Spencer Smith.
It's called Flowers.
Don't do this often.
We should do it more actually.
Should we?
Yeah, because it's very much our thing.
They do say a colonic is good for you.
No, no, no, no, not a colonic.
Oh.
You told me to do one.
Have you not done it?
I have done one.
Oh.
Have you done one?
Have you done one?
What was it like?
Can we get out of the butt?
This is not about a colonic.
I've got fashion news.
Why do you always take it down to the butt, Brie?
It's not always about the butt.
It can be.
This is fashion news.
Shoes in particular.
You like shoes.
You like sneakers.
I love, you know what I love about shoes?
They keep your feet warm.
No matter what, they will always fit.
What?
Oh, you haven't been pregnant.
Oh, well, I mean, you know, give or take.
Yeah, yeah.
More likely to fit than a pair of jeans.
Let me ask you a question about your sneakers.
Do you prefer them clean or dirty?
Clean most of the time.
What about when it comes to chucks?
Oh, I like them a bit roughed up.
A little bit roughed up.
I'm going to show you a picture of chucks that are currently for sale
from the Balenciaga company.
Oh, no.
And you tell me, is that the sort of shoe you'd be into?
That looks like a pair of chucks that you wore to R&V five
years in a row. Yes, that's exactly what
it looks like. And you had a wild
five years of R&V. And then you
dropped them in the portalo at the end. Yep.
Like these are the worst looking shoes
I have ever seen. They're like a normal
pair of chucks. They are horrible.
They look like they've been through a nuclear holocaust.
They look like the type of pair
you know when someone,
there's always that person that's like,
these are my festival shoes and I've worn them for 10 years to every festival.
Yeah, yeah.
In fact, I have a pair of shoes, well, I had a pair of shoes like that.
Did you?
What were they?
My R&B shoes.
They were chucks.
They were chucks.
They were black chucks.
Well, these are brand new from Fashion House Balenciaga.
They call them the Paris sneaker.
The official description of them, this is the dirty shoe trend which some people are
trying to get going where they come pre-dirtied.
Gucci did it.
Yeah, they did it.
Yeah.
And the idea is we've dirtied them for you.
We've saved you some time.
They say they're extremely worn, marked up and dirtied.
I'll agree with that.
And for the privilege of owning these shoes that look like they've been to war,
you can have them for the low, low price of $2,750.
Get off the grass.
Get off the grass.
Can you imagine?
I just love the thought of the board meeting at Balenciaga.
And they're all sitting around and they go,
Guys, I mean, we could literally put poo on a plate
and these people will eat it up if we put Balenciaga on it.
And they go, I've got an idea.
Pair of shoes.
We put them through a wood chipper and then we sell them for two grand.
What do we think?
It's like an April Fool's joke because not only will you look stupid wearing them,
everyone will know you paid three grand to look that bad.
Oh, they're so silly.
But at the end of the day, it's fashion, baby.
I can't wait to see their super worn pair of underwear.
Here's a question for you, Clint.
If you bought an item off someone, a stranger,
and then you found quite a bit of money lodged in that item,
what do you do?
Oh, good question.
You don't know the other person that you bought it from.
How much did I pay for the item?
That's a great question.
Did I get a bargain?
Let's say you paid, yeah, a couple of hundred bucks.
Fair market price.
Fair market price.
You didn't pay that much.
And is it a decent amount of money?
It's like a decent amount.
I have to let them know.
My conscience would eat me up.
I feel like karma would come for me.
And I would like to do the right thing.
And what if they had bought it from a garage sale
and then had sold it on
to make a few extra bucks? It's like when you
find out that you've bought a painting
from someone and it turns out to be
a really famous painter or something.
You don't know where they got it. They might have picked it up
from the Sally Army. They might have got it from the Inorganics.
Might not be a family heirloom
they've had to sell to keep their house.
Who knows? Tough. I think that
I would have to let them know.
It's an interesting one.
There's a guy who has bought a safe,
so a secondhand safe off of eBay from a complete stranger.
So I don't know how the guy that was selling it got the safe,
but it was locked and he couldn't get it unlocked.
Oh, okay.
And he decided he had shaken the safe and tried to hear
if there was anything inside it.
Yeah.
But he decided that he was going to sell it
because he couldn't get it open.
Yeah.
Right?
Interesting.
Anyway, the guy who bought it, I'm pretty sure he bought it
for about $160.
Right.
And he managed to get it open.
Amazing.
Which is very exciting.
Inside the secondhand safe, there was some money.
Right.
How much money do you think was inside?
I don't know.
It could be anything inside a safe.
Not enough that it was orderable.
So, I don't know, a couple hundred bucks?
About $40,000 was inside the safe.
Or 20,000 pounds.
40 grand!
And here's a clip of the guy who sold the secondhand safe,
talking about his mistake.
I gave away the safe with $26,000 in it.
Yeah, I shook it.
I didn't feel anything inside of it.
And so I figured, well, maybe it's just a rock safe.
You know, so I threw it up on eBay.
You know, I made a mistake.
What an idiot. and so I figured, well, maybe it's just a lock safe, you know, so I threw it up on eBay. You know, I made a mistake.
What an idiot.
Look, if I knew it was a safe that another guy couldn't crack and I cracked it, I would not be giving the money back.
You think it's finders keepers, losers keepers.
Because the guy has sold it with the dream that there might be something inside.
Right, right.
That's the only reason you buy a lock safe.
It's like a Kinder Surprise.
It is because you're not selling a second-hand safe
so someone can get it unlocked and use it again.
No, you don't sell it.
You're going to have to break it open.
If you want to use a safe, you don't buy a locked one.
It's so true.
That's a great point.
You've used your special skills to get that money,
so you've earned it.
Unless the original owner of the safe who had it burgled from them comes,
and in which case that person probably deserves money back.
Yeah, that's awkward, eh?
Yeah.
You know what's interesting, though, is my brain goes to,
how did the guy who sold the safe find out?
Exactly right.
You know, like don't.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I would tell him.
What, even if you weren't going to give him any money?
Yeah, I'd brag.
I'd go, you know how you sold me that safe that you couldn't crack
and you sold it to me?
Well, guess what?
I cracked it and it had $20,000 inside it.
Booy!
All right, George Clooney, Ocean's Twelve.
It's time for What's the Plot?
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?
Our movie guessing game where today we're playing for $950 cash.
Brie already signaling to the producers early
to find out if the contestant
today is good or bad.
Are they,
how good are they?
Well, let's ask,
let's go to the horse's mouth.
Grace, you're the horse.
How good are you
at what's the plot?
Oh, 100%.
Best ever.
Best ever.
Best ever.
Grace, how often
do you play along in the car?
Oh, literally every Thursday and I try to call up,
and I listen like the one for producer Ben,
and they didn't know the boat that rocked.
Like, that is one of the best movies.
Isn't it?
Can I just say I've since watched that movie, and I loved it.
You should have your radio qualifications taken away from you
if you haven't seen The Rock by the Rocks.
Well, I've seen it now.
Loved it.
Can we do that movie today?
Okay, good.
Unfortunately, we can't.
Today's movie plot theme has been chosen by Anastasia.
Now, keep in mind that she has COVID at the moment
and her brain may be a bit foggy.
Movies about pandemics.
No, but equally as obscure, today's movie theme,
movies about orphans.
Very obscure, although quite a lot of films in that category.
Turns out quite a few films about orphans.
So, Grace, I'm not going to waste your time by explaining how it works.
You know you need to buzz in with your name,
and you know not to wait until I finish the plot,
and you know that if you get too correct before Bree,
you'll win $950 cash.
Yeah.
All right, Grace.
This is the big leagues, Grace.
Bring the heat, mate.
Let's go.
Okay.
Here we go.
Bree's also just had COVID.
Could she be a bit foggy?
I did forget the word for awards the other day.
I was like, what is that word that starts with A?
Couldn't remember it.
Here comes movie number one. Our main character,
an abandoned child, has his peaceful existence threatened by the return of the man-eating
tiger, Shree Bree. The Jungle Book.
The Jungle Book? The Jungle Book?
Or Tarzan?
No, it's Jungle Book.
It's Jungle Book.
Similar movies, eh?
They are quite similar.
Now I'm...
Which one had the tiger Shree Khan in it?
The Jungle Book.
The Jungle Book is correct.
That was close.
Did you know it, Grace?
Yeah, yeah. I was getting there. That was close. Did you know it, Grace? Yeah, yeah.
I was getting there.
Bare necessities.
You're going to know this one.
You're going to level the game
and you're going to take us to tie break, Grace.
Here it comes.
Movies about orphans.
Okay.
Five-year-old Saru gets lost on a train.
Three.
Oh, it's got the Aussie guy in it.
And it's got Nicole Kidman.
I'm going to give you five.
Lion!
Lion!
That's the name of the movie!
I was just about to buzz you out.
Is that right?
Lion is correct.
Did you know it, Grace?
Yeah, I have watched that movie.
It's a really good movie.
No!
You were milliseconds after Brie on the buzzer as well.
You almost had that one.
Damn.
Oh, thank you, brain.
Sorry, Grace.
Sorry, Grace.
We cannot give you $9.50, but we can give you $50 KFC chicken dollars, okay?
Yeah, yeah, that's so good.
Call up again, Grace.
I feel like you have a win in you
I will
I will
Answer the phone when I call
We'll answer
I won't leave you on read next time
Okay Grace
Grace is good
Maybe we need to give her
The special number
What's that?
Don't do the Channing Tatum
Grace
I like it
Bree and Clint
Adios
Surprise
Surprise It's a wedding We're about to get married Oh my god I had no idea Bree and Clint Party on Surprise Surprise
It's a wedding
We're about to get married
Oh my god
I had no idea
You're all at a wedding everyone
Oh if I'd known that
I wouldn't have worn
Jandals to this barbecue
Awkward for you
I would have put some pants on
Could have dressed up
It's funny you make that joke
Because there's a story out today
About a woman
Who said
She got invited to a
Last minute christening
For her cousin's baby.
Who has a last-minute christening?
Yeah, I know.
It's a last-minute thing.
We threw it together.
We got a pool in the backyard.
We're going to christen this thing.
The priest had an opening.
The kid did some real bad shit, and it was on its way to hell.
So we thought, we're going to baptise this.
We're going to dunk this kid straight away.
Let's get the show on the road.
Anyway, so she was invited
to, I think it was about a week out
from the christening. Oh yeah. And she
turns up to the christening for
her cousin,
her cousin's baby. And she
decided she was going to wear a white dress
that had some small detailing
on it. Love it. You know.
And there's no rules about wearing a white dress to a
christening. No.
I don't believe.
The kid is meant to wear white.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
At a christening.
But the guests, there's no... You can wear whatever.
Yeah, it's not a wedding.
Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, turns out the christening was a christening that then turned into a surprise wedding!
What? Everyone! At a christening. We're into a surprise wedding! What?
Everyone!
At a christening? We're about to get married!
At a christening? Just move the pool out of the way so we can bring
in the wedding arch.
Wow. Were you at occasion
to mish together?
Yeah. Don't you think? But I mean, you need
some sort of lie to get the people
there. No, no, I know that.
Well, not a lie.
Christening isn't a lie.
It was a christening.
But that was the front, right?
That was the front.
Also, a way to bastardise your kids' christening,
you're like,
these idiots think they're coming for your dumb christening.
We're not going to make these people come all the way down here
for a christening.
Here's the issue.
I'd skip your kids' christening,
but if I knew it was a wedding,
I'd make the effort to be there.
And that's why they knew their true friends and family was there
because you know they're the people coming to the christening.
You know what I mean, though?
Christening, Parnish.
Yeah.
I'd be like, oh, I'd love to, but I actually have to.
Oh, I've got to do something on that day.
I haven't told you what day it's on.
No, I'm busy.
I'm thinking about donating a kidney on that day.
Anyway, so it was a christening and it's
turned into a wedding and the woman
who's writing this said you know she
was wearing a white dress and there
was a few other women who were
also wearing white dresses
oh no they've worn white to the wedding
so she said
me and some of the other girls who were wearing
white no one really
even looked at us twice
when it was a christening. And then as soon as it's turned into a surprise wedding, everyone
started looking at us in a judgmental kind of way and whispering things about us.
How dare you upstage the bride on her big christening wedding day.
Right. This woman says that she, you know, was treated quite coldly by her cousin,
the one whose surprise wedding it was, throughout the reception
and she would barely address her, like wouldn't even look at her.
Rude.
So the next day it gets worse.
The next day the cousin apparently texted her saying that I should be more aware and mindful
and should have played it safe and worn a colour to the christening.
So what, she's saying you never know when a wedding's going to happen.
There could be a wedding happen at any time.
You need to be more aware and not ever wear white.
You need to be like Spider-Man and have something on underneath
just in case you need to rip off that white dress.
This woman's a piece of work.
She was clearly just trying to save money by getting the priest to do a tufa.
She's like, well, you're here.
We got you here.
Yeah, well, we've got you here.
We've paid for you.
Is there a two-for-one deal?
Yeah, we've paid for you for an hour for this christening.
Let's get both of these things out of the way. Marry us
with respect, Father.
I just think it's an absolute
joke to make this woman
feel bad that she's
worn a white dress to a christening
and she should have known
better that it could have been a surprise
wedding. Isn't that the point of a surprise
wedding? You don't know? You've spoiled
the fun of the surprise wedding because everyone should be going, oh my gosh, surprise weddings. I'd that the point of a surprise wedding? You don't know. You've spoiled the fun of the surprise wedding
because everyone should be going,
oh my gosh, surprise weddings.
I'd love to go to a surprise wedding,
but she sucked the joy out of it.
She did.
You know, I genuinely thought I was going
to a surprise wedding the other week.
Did you?
My brother's engagement party in Wellington.
He planned it well in advance
and he's like, we're going to have it at this place
and everyone's going to be there.
Here was the bit that got me
they gave a dress code
for the
for the
for an engagement party
I think that's okay
well it was
it was fun
what was the dress code though
cocktail
slash
maths dinner party
which I thought
was a great dress code
is that a real dress code
no they made it up
but you know
everybody was fancy
and I was like they're going to do it they're going to get married at this thing they didn't which is great It was a great dress code. Is that a real dress code? No, they made it up. But, you know, everybody was fancy.
And I was like, they're going to do it.
They're going to get married at this thing.
They didn't, which is great because it means we get to go to a wedding as well. But I really thought I was going to my first surprise wedding.
But it wasn't.
Have you ever been to a surprise wedding?
I haven't.
I thought about this.
I'd love to go to a surprise wedding only apart from one circumstance.
If it was my own.
Wouldn't like that.
Surprise, honey, we're getting married.
That's the only way to get you there, I reckon.
You're like, what's your name?
I don't know who you are.
Let's take some stories about surprise weddings this afternoon
and more specifically, the lie they used to get you to the surprise wedding.
What did you think you were going to that turned into a surprise wedding? Or maybe you to the surprise wedding. What did you think you were going to that turned into a surprise wedding?
Or maybe you threw the surprise wedding.
What was the lie you used to get your friends along to something
so you could get them all in the same place?
And then you were like, surprise, we're getting married.
And you didn't get us a gift.
How rude.
How dare you.
Bree and Clint.
Did you throw a surprise wedding?
Did you, yeah.
Did you guess not know they were coming to your wedding?
Yeah. Hopefully the person you were marrying knew that there was a wedding.
That's the one person you should be telling that there's a wedding.
But no, did you or did you attend a surprise wedding is the question we want to know this afternoon on 0800DIALZM.
Sophie's here.
Kia ora, Sophie.
Hi, Soph.
Hi.
How are you doing?
Did you attend or you're 21? Did you throw the surprise wedding at 21 or did you attend it, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Hi. How are you going? Did you attend or you're 21?
Did you throw the surprise wedding at 21 or did you attend it?
No. No, definitely not me.
But it was my older sister.
Okay. So, yeah,
her and her fiance, at the time it was
his 40th birthday, so
it surprised a big, you know, sorry, they
had organised a big party and
everyone was coming along and
unfortunately my sister made the mistake of telling my mum
and my mum, the lovely lady she is,
did tell most of the guests that it was going to be a surprise wedding.
Shut up, mum.
Yeah, big mouth mum.
Yeah, definitely.
When my sister and her fiancé, you know, put it out there
that, you know, surprise, it's a wedding,
most of the people did already know.
I would be ropeable.
Does your sister know that your mum spilled the beans?
Oh, yes, yes, definitely.
What was her punishment, Sophie?
Oh, goodness, maybe the bill at the end of the night?
Yeah, that's good. I think that's fair.
Okay, all right. Well, that's fair. Okay, all right.
Well, that's a good way to get there.
Sophie, the mum went around and blabbed her mouth to everyone.
I think birthday parties are a good way of getting everyone there because they come for a good time.
And a 40th especially because you know the people that truly matter.
You want them to block out the whole night too.
Come to your 40th.
Yeah.
Bic's here.
Kia ora, Bic.
Hi, Bic.
Kia ora.
You been to a surprise wedding? Yeah. Bec's here. Kia ora, Bec. Hi, Bec. Kia ora. You been to a surprise wedding?
Yeah.
No, it wasn't mine.
It was my best friend's and her partner's.
Okay.
How did they do it?
They had just bought their second home out rural,
and so they decided to throw a housewarming.
Oh, yeah.
So the only people that knew that they were getting married were them
and two groomsmen and two bridesmaids.
So they decided to do a full-blown hangi and everything.
So all the whānau were there, friends were there all day long from 6am.
Yeah.
Helping dig out the pit and getting the food ready.
Yeah.
So people kept it a secret from six in the morning.
Yeah.
It was so rough.
That is crazy.
At what point of the day did they reveal,
surprise, you're at our wedding?
At four o'clock.
Whoa.
Yeah.
And of course, my best friend,
she had to disappear to get her hair and makeup done.
And then she had to hide for a bit.
Everyone was sort of wondering where she was. And we had to make up that she, you know,
had to go shopping and get to work.
That's so true.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay, that's a good way of doing it.
I like that.
There you go.
A housewarming was the excuse.
Chantel is here.
Hi, Chantel.
Hi, Chantel.
Hi there.
Chantel.
Oh, Chantel.
Very sorry.
Hi.
How's it going, guys?
Good.
Thank you, Chantel.
Tell us about your surprise wedding story.
A girlfriend was home from the States a couple of years ago with her girlfriend,
and I flew up to Wellington to see them.
Yeah.
And they picked me up from the airport.
We're going out for lunch.
We're going to order a second bottle of wine.
And she goes, actually, we shouldn't do that because we've got something to do today.
And I'm like, what's that?
What?
She's like, we're getting married tonight.
And I was like, oh, my God.
But the kicking bit was, which is pretty funny, was I had to plan it.
No!
Luckily, I'm an events and weddings caterer, so it was no worries.
But it was the coolest thing ever.
We flipped the hotel room.
How many glasses of wine deep were you?
I had to be really sensible.
And did you pull it off? Was it a great
surprise wedding? It was
the most amazing intimate wedding
I've ever been to with their families.
And it was so cool
to be involved. Wow.
That's so nice. I love that.
Surprise, you're planning our wedding. Surprise, we're home. Surprise. I love that story. Surprise, you're planning our wedding.
Surprise, we're home.
Surprise, there's a wedding.
Surprise, you're organising. Neither of them were white.
Yeah, go.
Neither of them were white.
Yeah, well.
Well, what a good way to do the wedding, I reckon.
Thank you, Chantel.
Way less stressful.
Yeah.
I've just had an idea.
You should let me plan your wedding last minute.
Oh, I don't know about that.
I'd probably be going down the aisle and it would be a slip and slide.
You're like, I've got an idea.
Yeah, yeah.
Hear me out.
You and a pair of togs.
Yeah.
And you go down the slip and slide.
Yeah.
And you end by standing up and you kiss the bride at the end.
Boom.
Everybody does jelly shots.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday. Brie and Clint. Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, three people's birthdays.
What song was number one on their 16th?
Well, we'll play our favourite one out of the three.
Let's go to Hunter Rose first.
Kia ora, Hunter Rose.
Hi, Hunter Rose.
Hiya.
Cool name.
Thank you.
I like that.
A bit of a mash-up of, you know, Rose from Titanic.
And Steve Irwin.
Who's a famous hunter.
Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter.
Yes.
Hunter gatherer.
Rachel Hunter.
Aye.
Yeah, right.
We'll move on, Hunter Rose.
What's your birthday, mate?
What was that, sorry. What's your birthday, mate? What was that, sorry?
What's your birthday?
The 22nd of July, 2003.
That'll be why you don't know Rachel Hunter.
You were 16 in 2019, so not that long ago.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Can't nobody tell me nothing.
You can't tell me nothing. Wait a minute.
Not this version, but Old Town Road.
The little Nas X version.
The little Nas X version, yeah.
We got the wrong one.
What do you think, Hunter Rose?
Yeah, I love it, absolutely.
It was big.
Well, not this version, but...
That was the Walmart, Yote version.
This version.
This is you.
Okay, wait there.
That's a banger.
We'll go to Benji.
Kia ora, Benji.
Hi, Benji.
Kia ora, guys.
How are you?
Good.
Like the famous dog, Benji.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, if you want to go like that.
I like that name.
That's cool.
She's named after Benji Marshall from the Kiwis. Oh, of course. Benji Marshall. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Nah, he was named after me, kind of. Yeah, if you want to go like that. I like that name. That's cool. She's named after Benji Marshall from the Kiwis.
Oh, of course, Benji Marshall.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, he was named after me, I think.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, good.
Yes, Benji, I like that.
What's your birthday?
26th of June, 81.
Alrighty, you were 16 in 1997.
And on the 26th of June in 97, this had a number one hit.
I know you're still living your life after death.
Oh, my rollerblading song.
Banger.
Benji.
Every lyric too.
Yeah, me too.
You've got to be happy with Puff Daddy.
I've said before, this is the song my friend Joel Rowling and I used to rollerblade to.
Your friend was Joel Rowling and he was a rollerblader?
Yep.
It was meant to be.
Do you like it, Benji, as your birthday banger?
I think it's iconic.
Loves that one.
Yeah, me too.
Lots of great ones.
Okay, cool.
We'll do one more birthday banger for Jordane.
Jordane.
Jordane, kia ora.
Welcome to the show.
Kia ora.
After the famous, I've got nothing, Jordane.
I don't have anything for Jordane.
Neither do I.
Never met a Jordane before. I like it, though. It's cool. Thank you, thank you. What's got nothing, Jordane. I don't have anything for Jordane. Neither do I. Never met a Jordane before.
I like it, though.
It's cool.
Thank you, thank you.
What's your birthday, Jordane?
7th of March, 1994.
All righty.
You were 16 in 2010.
And on the 7th of March in 2010, this was top of the chart.
Oh, not bad, not bad.
Not bad.
This is one of the weirder Black Eyed Peas songs,
and I think that's why I like it.
Makes me crump every time.
Yeah.
Like, you know, old school 2000s.
Well, what are we, 2000 and, what was the year, 2000 and?
2010.
2010.
You like it, Jorday?
I like it, Jorday.
I like it, I'm not going like it, Jordane I like it
I'm not going to lie
I probably prefer Benji
Yeah, I think I just put my back out
Crumping to the side
I don't think I want to see
Any more crumping from you
So I'm going to vote
Puff Daddy
Faith Evans
Benji
I'll be missing you
I mean
I'm going with you, mate
Me too
Puff Daddy for sure
Thank you for approving, Jordane
Benji, congratulations
You've just won birthday banger.
Woohoo, thanks, guys.
It's a jam.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the later.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
The new Top Gun movie is coming.
Dean McCarthy was actually on the ship, the aircraft carrier,
for the world premiere of the new Top Gun movie.
And didn't Tom Cruise fly down
or came in on a helicopter or something, Dean?
He dramatically lowered down on a helicopter.
It was the most fabulous entrance I've ever seen of anything ever.
And the movie is so good.
It's one of the best movies you'll see this year
in the last couple of years. So good. Let me tell you the gossip of the film, right? Oh, God, it's so good. It's one of the best movies you'll see this year in the last couple of years.
So good.
Let me tell you the gossip about the film, right?
Oh, God, it's so good.
It's not even my type of movie, but it's so, so good.
You're going to love it.
Now, you may, of course, if you remember watching the original 36 years ago, Top Gun, Kelly
McGillis, she is the woman that played Tom Cruise's love interest.
Yes.
And, of course, Meg Ryan was in the original as well.
Well, we've now found out that both of them kelly and meg ryan were not actually invited back to be a part of the sequel
now kelly came out recently and said this is what she said these are her words she said i'm old and
i'm fat i don't want to do it i'm old and fat this is what she said this is her words and she's like
you know i don't want to try and you know you know squeeze into some type of role that doesn't
she's like no well the directors come out't want to try and, you know, you know, squeeze into some type of role that doesn't. She's like, no.
Well, the directors come out saying that she was actually not invited back and neither was Meg Ryan because they wanted to bring a really, you know, new characters and things like that.
Let me tell you, the way they've done it is so brilliant and it does feel fresh.
It feels like a new movie, but it still attaches beautifully to the original.
But Jennifer Connelly is in this movie, right?
Now, Jennifer Connelly and Tom Cruise look so damn good.
She looks beautiful.
Tom looks so fresh and young and youthful.
You're really going to be blown away by how good they look.
Jennifer Connelly, though, on the red carpet, not so fresh, not so nice.
I thought she, like, didn't want to be there.
Really?
I don't know whether,
you know.
Oh, that's disappointing.
Yeah, she wanted to be there.
Everyone else was so excited
because, you know,
this movie was made
three years before
and it sat in the editing room
for three years
because of COVID and everything.
So everyone was like
jumping out of their skin.
I mean, Tom was like
back flipping down the carpet
basically.
Yeah.
But Jennifer was like,
oh, get me out of here.
It looks good though.
It looks real good
and like I said, you're going to love this here. It looks good though. It looks real good.
And like I said,
you're going to love this movie.
I'm glad Jennifer Connelly is in this
and there's some kind of
80s, 90s icon.
Female icon to go along
the old dog Tom Cruise.
You know?
And I am really looking forward
to that movie as well.
I would have thought
they would have got
Meg Ryan back though.
She's a big deal.
Meg Ryan is it for me.
Like she was in everything.
She's an absolute superstar
as if you wouldn't get Meg Ryan back. They didn't even ask her according to Dean. That is some for me. Like, she was in everything. She's an absolute superstar.
As if you wouldn't get Meg Ryan back. They didn't even ask her, according to Dean.
That is some hot goss.
And that's the latest live out of Los Angeles
with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent.
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