ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th May 2026

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. ZDM's Breanclin, there's no reason I'd rather be. Afternoon, everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Tuesday on a Taco Tuesday. Now, the Brean Clint show on a Taco Tuesday. Oh, that was close. I almost said on a Taco show.

You don't want to anger the biggest listener base of this show. Oh, the taco community. Yep. No, I don't. Not after the roast. No. Not at all. They are the backbone of this show.

Speaking of the roast, do we have an update from producer Ella at the social media desk on any word on when the YouTube full video of the roast is coming out? Yep, it's coming out tomorrow, baby. And we're upstairs to see the editors in their zone. Did you crack the whip on? them, did you? Oh, I did. I said I need it Wednesday. The people need to see Bray, Clint, getting absolutely mauled by comedians. You gen Zed them and you went and you said, hey, um, if it's okay, if you don't, maybe I could,

do you think that maybe? And they said, it'll be ready tomorrow. I have been channeling. I haven't told you this yet, Clint, but I've been channeling you. I don't care anymore. The roast is over. Is that channeling me, is it? Not caring anymore. Well, you just don't have filler words. Would you have appreciated? No, no, it's just he's not very polite to people. Have I been rude to people? Oh, no.

I need to go back. No. Don't say sorry. I'm joking. Never back down. Never surrender. Wednesday. Wednesday.

Yay. The full roast video will be out for the world to see. Okay, we've got some great prizes for you to win today on the show. Of course, deal or reveal is here at 4 o'clock. 300 bucks with Fletchwood and Haley this morning. I think we can do better than that. I reckon too. I'm feeling at least.

800. Oh, Bryn the banker will be here. Let's see what he's feeling too. That's at 4 o'clock. Treasure or the island with Celebrity Treasure Island at 5 o'clock. And before 4 o'clock, if you're a football fan, we can get you tickets to see the Chelsea FC Women's Team take on an Auckland FC Women's Invitational game.

This is quite a big deal. It is a huge deal that they're coming over here to play the Auckland FC Invitational. So we've got tickets for that, which we will give to you before. They're like a real football team coming down to Lerner. Little Old New Zealand. Correct me if I'm wrong. Sam Kerr plays for Chelsea.

We can't correct you if you're wrong because we don't know. Sam Kerr, this absolute superstar. Ozzie Captain? Ozzie Captain. Hold on, I've got to find this out now. Yes, she does. Oh, that's going to be a great game. Well, she better come.

Yeah, she better. She better come. Yeah, she better. But we'll give you a activator for that. Actually, you can text us now. Soccer, if you're keen, 9696. We'll call a winner back before 4 o'clock. is spelled with two Cs.

Yeah, it is. And an S. Yep. But we're not telling you in what order. No. You have to figure that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play Z-Dem's Bree and Clint.

This is the main event. Treaty versus ladies. All right, here we go. If you keep in score like we are, well, you'd know that the tradies are on 32. The ladies picking up a win yesterday. They're on 36. Our ladies in Hamilton, she's 37.

and we asked her for a fact, but her son says there is nothing interesting about her. Welcome to the show, Stacey. Now, there's something interesting about you. You've got a little shit son. Yeah, apparently so. I was going to say a savage, but whatever Bree said's right to. What's his name? Is he there in the car? He is.

His name's Kaylin. Kaylin, all right. We're watching you, mate. You two are taking on our tradie from Taranaki today. He's 22 and he's got birds. Big muscles. Welcome to the show. It's Flex. Stop it. Is that a nickname Flex? Yeah, there's not big muscles, that's why.

How much are your benching? Oh, 60 kegs on a good day. 60. Oh, no. That's not big. 60. Are you bench in 60? Yeah.

Cold, cool. Don't throw stones in glass houses, Glenn. Fletcher's I am. Fletch, your buzzers, Trady, Stacey, Lady, first to three correct answers can have $50 cash thanks to KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Fran Dresher was the famous star

of which 90s sitcom? Lady. Yes, Stacey. The nanny. Oh, Mr. Sheffield. Question number two, one to the ladies. How many bases are there in baseball? Pretty. Yes, flex.

Four, and floating home. Four is correct. We are one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. I came in love. Flex. Miley Cyrus. Moly Cyrus.

It is Miley Cyrus. Two to the Trades. One to the ladies. Question number four. Where did the game Marjong tiles originate? Prady. Yes, flex for the win. Tine it.

He's got it. Jesus. With those big muscles. Yeah, way to flex on us. Flex. That was pretty impressive. Yeah. Can I sound out of mate.

Yeah, go on then. Okay, shout out. Ollie Campbell, aka sausage tits from Taryncki. Yeah, shout out sausage tits. I've met sausage tits. He's a good bloke. Anyone you want to shout out, Stacey, I know you didn't win, but if you've got any friends with... My shit-ed son.

Yeah, all right. Shout out Flex. Shout out sausage tits. Shout out shit-head son. It's a good day. You roasted your son. Trades. Get it on.

Bree and Clint. So good. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. My microphone's over here. We were filming a video and now bring it back here. Live radio, eh? You got to love it. Don't ruin the magic, okay?

Sorry. Don't ruin the magic. We're back. We're back. Guys, everyone focus. I came across an interesting Reddit thread yesterday, which was people talking about a rich people things that you have done before or experience. And you immediately understand why rich people love it.

Right. But you're not rich. Right. But you've got to experience something. Rich experiences for the poor. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Do you want to hear what some of the different things are?

Yeah. The first one was this is quite interesting story. It says, I waited tables at a very high-end restaurant. And one night I opened a bottle of wine for a table that was worth over $1,000. Oh. That's an expensive bottle. The guy buying it insisted that I taste it and poured me a tiny bit in a glass. I told him I thought it was incredible.

At the end of the meal, he ordered another bottle and said, This one's for you. Thank you for taking such good care of us. Wow. He's either generous or he was hitting on you. One or the other, but this guy said that he saved every drop of that $1,000 bottle of wine. I'd be too scared to open it. And he remembers what it tastes like to this day.

Yeah. The next one was someone said tailored clothing. I wore a shirt that actually fit me once. I spent the next 10 years angry at every shirt I'd ever owned. Yeah. That's pretty relatable. Because when you like wear something that has been fit to your body. Yeah, you can get your clothing tailored.

Like if you buy a shirt from Helen's signs, you can get it tailored. And it's not that expensive either. Like you can go to that look sharp, look smart thing. thing in the mall and they'll just change the shape of it for you. You know at Uniclo, I know we don't have them in New Zealand, but we all know what Uniclo is. Yes. They've got an in-house tailor. Did you guys know that?

No. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Like these pants, Uniclo. And if they're too long, you can get them tailored right there. This t-shirt? Uniclo.

Uniclo. It's great. Claudia's denim jacket. Uniclo. Yep. Are we just turning into? Well, yeah. I wish they would ship to New Zealand.

Like, how hard would it be just to ship here? You don't have to open a store, just ship here. Yeah, but how nice does it make it when you're like... Sorry, I actually got this in Australia. Can't get it, sorry. It is a bit exclusive, isn't it? Someone else said, this is a pretty obvious one, but a first class lie flat seat on a long haul flight.

Oh my God, yeah, yeah. I showed up tired. I ate real food with a metal fork, put on pajamas and slipped horizontally at their... 35,000 feet. I got off the plane feeling like a human being. No neck pain, no regret. Suddenly understood why people never go back.

I got a business class upgrade once flying back from Perth. Didn't pay for it, but I got it. And you lie flat and they make up the bed for you and it will ruin you on air travel. Yeah. Because you'll go, once you've experienced it, you know, you know how good it can be? I've been offered it multiple times. I've said no. And that's wise.

Yeah. That's smart. Yeah. That's smart. And I know that I will never fly again. If I experience what the other half live like, then I'll just never go back. Someone said, I stayed at a hotel where someone unpacked my suitcase

and arranged everything. It felt weird at first. Then I immediately understood why people pay for that. I didn't know you could pay for that. You know. So they put your clothes into the wardrobe for you. My fiancé, Sapphire, used to work on super yachts. Like, and I'm talking the real big ones.

Like the ones where it had like, I think the one she worked on had like 60 staff. Wow. Like it was massive. And that is something that they do. Like when they have charter guests, they will unpack their bags and take them to the rooms and unpack all their stuff.

Someone else said, we're going through the Reddit thread of when people had a taste of being rich. And then now they understand why rich people love this stuff so much. someone said loungers at airports they feel safer bless me and more peaceful yeah I've heard they do they so do I'm not going to lie

I've been into a lounge a few times and God it's nice you should have seen this time we're at Queenstown Airport and it was me Claudia and a couple of the girls from the office and we'd been there for work and I said to the girls I was like oh I've got this lounge pass but I

can only take one of you who wants to come. All three of them were like, nah, I'm fine, not me, not me. And then eventually I was like, Claudia, just come into the lounge. And I've never seen someone enjoy themselves more than Claudia. The gluttony that went through me. She ate everything she could. She had every soft drink on the menu. One of each.

Have you seen that video that Terrell did where he has a New Zealand lounge membership? Yeah. and he was traveling alone and he went and found someone at the gate and said, I'm allowed to bring a guest in, would you like to come with me? And he walks this,

and they're like, oh, really? And they said, I've never been in there before. And he walks them in, and he doesn't film them the whole time. Yeah. He just walks them in,

he goes, cool, there's the food over there. You can eat whatever you want. The bar's over there if you want to drink. It's all free. And the person's like, are you kidding me? What a win.

And then he goes, and if you want to have a shower, there's showers and towels over there. What a win. Incredible. What an absolute win. How good. A few more.

Custom made leather shoes. You can get those. Apparently. Apparently. How the other half live. Custom made leather shoes. Custom made leather shoes. Measured all over my foot and ankle.

They're comfortable in a way I didn't know was possible for shoes. Someone else said, maybe not exactly a rich person thing, but have you ever hired a moving company? So much nicer than rent. Renting a truck or asking your friend to borrow their ute. You'll never go back. And you'll buy them a box of beers.

Yeah. I mean, you will never go back. That is something I have splurged on. No regrets. Someone else said, um, heated floors in bathrooms. So rich.

How good. Wow. We want to hear from you if you had a taste of how the other half lives, just once or twice. And you got it straight away. You were like, oh my God, this is, this is worth it.

Yeah. This is the life. What was your taste? of the rich life where you were like, God, I wish I could have that. It is, Franklin. Aaron's called through. You got a taste, Aaron?

Oh, yeah, yeah. What'd you experience? I once flew on a private jet charged. It was the one and only time I'll get to do it. Why did you get invited on a private jet, Aaron? I used to be a motor and journalist for a car man in the UK. And it's a car launch for, a SCOTA superb of all things.

And was it the private jet experience, was it everything you thought it was going to be? Oh, yeah. Yeah, 100%. It was ridiculous. No queuing whatsoever. No. Wow.

I actually got a chauffeur-driven car up to the jet. Those two things don't really match up, do they, though? You go on a private jet to review an affordable family car, the scoter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's the thing. The lower manufacturers tend to go the most lavish on their launches because they got something to prove.

Oh, yeah. Well, you'll take it. How good. Thanks, Aaron. We asked you what was your taste of the good life? Yeah. Someone said, golf caddies in Thailand are compulsory. Took a while to get used to them picking the clubs up and cleaning and placing the balls for you.

But you quickly get used to it. and again never want to go back. Having a caddy on the golf course. That's outrageous. Somebody texted in and said when I worked in Wellington, I went to do a job at an older couple's home. They had a full gondola type thing to get them to their front door. Probably because they lived on a hill, but still.

And then, my gosh, their lounge had windows like roof high, wall to wall, and the view was just of the Wellington Harbour. And yeah, then I went home to my little two-bedroom dolls house. How the other half live. Someone else said, surgery in a private hospital. Yeah. Yeah.

It's how the other half lived. I have experienced that through my health insurance before, and it's crazy. You get a private room, don't you? You get a private room. Yeah. You get a menu for dinner. And your choice of the drugs,

you can pick off a menu, don't you? Pretty much. They come in, they're like, Do you want any of these? Do you want this? Do you want this? Do you want that? I had lamb shanks for dinner.

Farron. Same shanks in hospital. That makes me so angry. We got a text from our friend Michelle, who we took to the NRL grand final. Oh, yes. Her and her hubby. The question was, when did you experience the rich life? And she said, when I came to Aussie with you two idiots,

I got to see all the free booze and all the expenses paid. Yes, you did. That trip was incredible. And it was definitely out the gate for Bree and I as well. It was the exception. Yes. We may have been playing it cool and being like, oh, yeah, this is pretty nice.

normal getting to go to the races and drink all these free alcoholic drinks. But it was not normal. Shout out to Boystrap. Yeah, boy's trip turned it on, don't they? Someone said I was a nanny and was paid to live in their house with the younger two children while the parents went overseas. Their cook cooked all of our meals. All of them. Yeah.

Wow. Would you want that? Would you want? Yes. Oh, okay. Is it even a question? Not on weekends. because when I have the time, I actually really enjoy cooking.

But when I get home at 7.30 after this show, the last thing I want to do is going, oh, I just might put on a risotto. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You know, I don't want to do that. Yeah. So I'd love, yes, I would love a chef. Even just someone else to decide what you're having for dinner, right?

Oh, that would even be great. Yeah. Good. These are all great. And if you are rich and you experience all of these things, all of the time, we're happy for you. And if you want to adopt one of us for the day, we would love that.

Because to truly appreciate the experience, you should have to share it with someone. Yeah. You know? Because there are else, I mean, who are you going to talk to about it? Your private jet will be more fun if there's a couple of us provos in there as well. Yeah.

Because we'll be like, wow! Wow! It's boring to you. It's incredible to us. Guys, the toilet in here you can turn around in. ZDames, Brian, Clint. This is Definitely meant to play that there.

We're good. Okay, fans of the Kardashians will know exactly who Chris Appleton is. He is her hairstylist. He travels with her everywhere she goes. He does multiple of the Kardashians' hairs at a time. And he has talked about on a podcast how much he actually charges. Interesting. For his services.

Because he'd be able to severely inflate his rate because he has the Kim Kardashian. year in credibility. He also has a big, wide range of hair products that he has sold globally. They're amazing, by the way. I love them. Yes. But I think he came out and talked about, yeah, how much he charges for his services, which he copped backlash from, and then he appeared on a podcast to clear up that it

actually wasn't that amount. It was way more than that. Take a listen. Is it true that you charge $100,000 for a haircut? Oh, God, I should never set a... I was awkward answering the question because they were like, and they kept pushing and I was like, oh, oh, oh, and I just said it. Do you want to know the honest truth?

Yeah, it's success. Let's come on. It was more. It was. Yes. Let's go. And I said that. It's not more.

He's lying. He's just trying to lean into the joke. It's not more than $100,000. It's not. It's actually $200,000. Nobody is paying $200,000 for a haircut. Nobody. Is that the most outrageous thing you've ever heard?

Nobody, because it just grows straight back, the hair. I bet there are people who would pay that. Do you reckon? Yeah. Imagine having so much money where that would be like 20 bucks to you. God. Imagine, I wonder how much Bezos is, you know, paying for a haircut. Well, he's bald, so.

Yeah, so, I mean, anyone could do it. Hopefully nothing. Oh, well, he'd have to get someone to shave his head. No, he's bald. Doesn't mean he doesn't grow hair. Someone would be shaven that egghead of his every however many weeks, I'm telling you. Well, I know where he could get a great shaver from. Imagine if Chris Appleton's charging Bezos $200,000.

Well, he'd probably pay it too. He would. Yeah. Paid 20 mil to get into the Met Galee. He'll pay $200,000 for a Kim Kardashian haircut. That's the T. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. I saw an article from Jesse Mulligan of the Project fame.

He's also the New Zealand Herald's Food Writer, which is a dream job because I believe you get a credit card with no limit on it and it's your job just to go to as many restaurants as you can. Oh my God, I need to get that job. He has talked to a bunch of hospitality staff to find out the thing that we do that they hate the most. So us, the diners and what we are doing that pisses the weight staff off the most, what do you think it is?

Something to do with being on your phone Oh, okay I reckon that would drive me nuts That's a good one I hadn't thought of that And it's not that Claudia, what do you think The wait staff hate about us the most

When you get to the front of the line Or like they're like, what's your order And you're not ready And you've been there for ages I hate that the most No, no no no wait staff Restaurants not takeaways You're at the table

They come to you and like What would you like And they keep going Oh five minutes sleep That's so frustrating When you're not ready You said line Yeah

But you order at a cafe. You're at the line. You get to the front and you go, Claudia doesn't go to nice restaurants. It's not that. Ella, what do you think it is? iPad kids. Oh! Why I take them out? Well, because you want to have a nice dinner,

but your ADHD kid won't sit still for 15 minutes, so you have to put them on the iPad. And I know not everyone can babysit at the drop of a hat, but my goodness, turn the volume down at least. Yeah, give them those headphones. Yeah. It's none of those. The thing that the wait staff hate the most about us,

apparently is when we help to stack the plates. Really? Yeah. They said, you're not helping. We have a technique in an order of stacking. It becomes impossible to carry the plates once you've made a crooked stack of them. The same goes for trying to hand us things while we are clearing your table. We have our own system.

Don't help. Really? Okay. I mean, I was a waitress for a number of years at a very busy, restaurant and I didn't mind it when people stack the plates. Really? Yeah, because I mean, some people are good at it. Obviously there's others that are horrible at it

who don't use their brain in how to stack plates and forks and things. But, you know, if you stack them properly, I'm like, oh, sweet. The other things are the list of things that they, that hospital dislike about us. It's people who make up allergies. And we've talked about them before. the people who want a gluten-free dish but are not celiac. Yes, they make it so much harder for our gluten-free

celiac community. Yes. Like the actual celiacs. They see people who write online reviews without talking to the staff first. That's controversial, but I kind of get it. If you're going to slam a restaurant in the comments, at least give them an opportunity to defend themselves first. Yeah.

I feel like that's quite... But no one likes confrontation. I was just said that's quite confrontational. And the last one's people who don't show up to their booking. You reserve a table and then you don't show up. Yeah, I feel like that's really rude. The thing I hated the most when I was working at a restaurant was when people didn't acknowledge that you exist.

Oh, okay. So they don't look up. The restaurant I worked at was quite expensive, but it was, I mean, not crazy expensive, but like it was a nice place. And I feel like... Cob and Co. Yeah. No, it wasn't Cobb & Go.

Cisler. No, it wasn't Cisler. Although I would have loved to avoid there. Valentine's. Love Valentine's. Well, no one takes your order at Valentine's, do they? It's a buffet. People, yeah, I feel like a lot of the time, like, when I'd go over to the table and I was trying to take people's order, they would, like, look at me and then they

would talk to each other, and then they would laugh, and I'd just be standing there for, like, ages. And I'd be like, can you just give me the time a day where I can take your bloody order? and we can all move on with our night, you know? I get it. I get it. And there would be so many things specific to certain jobs that all of you doing that job

hate about the people that come in to do business there. Oh, for sure. About your customers. Here we go. What's your most hated thing about this job? I know what it is, and it's the same for all radio announcers. It's when we get you on the radio

and you haven't turned your radio down. Yeah, it just happened before. Or you're on speakerphone. It's one of those two things. Those only two things we need. Turn your radio down and take us off speakerphone. Yeah, they are. And then when we have to do that, Edmund, on the radio.

And then everyone hears us going, hey, can you turn your radio down? Because people want to hear themselves on the radio. Yes. Which I understand that. It is exciting. But you can listen to it on the podcast after. You can't listen to yourself on the radio and be on the radio at the same time. That's not how radio works.

It's impossible. We want to ask you guys, what's the job that you do? And what do you hate about your beloved customers? What's the thing that you wish? people knew about your industry and that we don't want you to say this to us anymore, whether you're a lot of clerk who's sick of being asked to give them the winning ticket or a, maybe you do wafts and you're like, oh, just put this one through. Yeah.

Or whatever it is. God, there'd be so many of these. And you guys are the ones that know because you'd have to work in that industry for a while to figure out what is the most annoying thing that customers do. The ZDM Podcast Network. Jesse Mulligan interviewed hospitality staff And according to him, the thing they hate the most about us Is when we stack our plates

And then they can't carry them Which we're finding out is quite a controversial take Because you said when you were a waitress, you quite appreciated it Yeah, I quite liked it And someone else said, that's bull crap, we hate crying children And the ones that run around yelling We love when people stack plates And try and help in any way at all

So that person loves it as well Maybe it depends on the restaurants. Yeah. You know? We asked you, what's the job that you do and what do you hate about us, the customer? Amy's here. Evening, Amy. Hi, Amy.

Hi, Amy. Hello. Hello. What do you hate about us, Amy? And what do you do? I used to work on the checkout. And the thing that I used to hate hearing, which I heard probably multiple times a day, was if something didn't scan, it was free. Must be free.

Oh, I, oh. But they're the first person to ever do that joke. I actually don't think they're joking, though. I'm hoping. I think they deep down. that you will go, yeah, let's put this one through. Yeah, it's a freebie. Yeah, sure.

I'm not going to lie, Amy. I am guilty. And I have never been able to go back to my favorite cafe. I went to my, it's my favorite cafe near my house. I love the food there. And I have not gone back since because what an idiot at the checkout. And my card, like it wasn't, the machine wasn't working. And then I go, must be free.

And I can never go back there ever again. They went, nah, it's $90 and we need you to pay it. She literally, I'll never forget. This woman looked at me and goes, huh. Yeah. Yeah, the fake glass. You can tap your card now. We've all been guilty before.

It's a good reminder, Amy. Thank you. Jeff's here. Hello, Jeff. Hi, Jeff. How are you going? Good, thanks. I want to know what you do for a job,

and then Bree and are going to try and guess what the thing is that you hate about us. Oh, okay. Well, I'm a former police officer. Ooh. Is it when people lie about how many drinks they've had at a roadside breath test? In the same ballpark, but not quite. Is it when people do a murder? Is that what you hate about us the most?

No. Or is it when people go, turn the lights on, officer. Turn the lights on? No, you're miles away now. Handcuffed me. When people ask to be handcuffed. Yeah. No.

Arrest me, officer. Yeah, yeah. We're out of guesses. What is it that police officers hate about us the most, Well, when you go into a pub to do a bar check and then clearly middle-aged woman comes up to you and says, oh, officer, you need to check my ID. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You're like, no, but I'll breath test you. I bet it was great on the first go, but probably not the thousandth time someone did it, right, Jeff? Yeah, you say no, and they go, you've got no sense of humour. Do they also, Jeff, do you also get from that same group of middle-aged women, do you get, oh, the strippers here?

sometimes. Hey Jeff, while we got you, another cop texted through, and I want to get your take if you agree on this because someone said, I'm a cop, and the most annoying thing is when you're out in public and somebody yells, here he is, you can arrest this guy over here.

And it's very clearly not the person we are looking for. Yeah, that happens. And if I can just add, I used to be on the motorcycle squad and had to wear leather trousers, and I would walk across the street and people would whistle YMCA. You guys don't deserve to put up with this, Jeff.

I apologize. It's tough at the top. Yeah. All right. Thank you, Jeff. We appreciate it. We ask it's tough at the top. I mean, I don't want a victim blame, but Jeff in the leather trousers, there's an argument that he was asking for it.

I am just picturing Jeff in leather trousers and I can't get it out of my brain. We asked you guys, what do you do and what do you hate about the customers? Someone said, I'm a builder and I hate when I've already built it. part of the house and the owner comes in wanting to change it. Change it before I've built it. That's fair. That's very fair. Someone said, I'm a Kendi teacher. Keep your kids at home when they're sick.

Otherwise, we get sick. And then there is no one to watch your children. We aren't trying to be difficult. We want your children at Kendi, but not when they're sick. I'm a teacher and I hate it when I see parents at the supermarket or out shopping. And they want to have a parent-teacher interview about the behavior of their child. how they're doing at school. Not the place.

I'm getting groceries. Yeah. Leave me alone. I just want to get my stuff for my butter chicken. I'm going to cook at home. What are you doing? What do you hate about customers? I'm a tradesman and apparently every job is just a five-minute job and it won't take me long.

I bet they hear that all the time. What about this one? Don't talk to your hairdresser about your hair when we're in a social setting. Interesting. It would get annoying. Same with a chiropractor. Don't be like, oh, could you just give me a quick click now? Yeah.

Like, leave me alone. I'm a criminal lawyer, and I hate clients asking me to please do my best, as if I don't always do my best. Yeah, but they're desperate. You know, they're facing jail. Yeah, they are in that, you know, panicking state. Someone said, I'm an accountant, and I'm sick of people assuming that I'm good at maths. I literally know 10 accountants that failed maths at high school. There you go.

I'm a teacher. Parents think their children aren't guilty, when really they are the little. little shits I say they are. Someone said, I work in X-ray. And the most annoying thing about my job, there's so many things, but the absolute worst is when people say, you know the pain's on the other side. Or what about one from behind?

It's X-ray, so we can see right through, no matter what side we take it from. This is so good. What about the midwife one? It says, midwife here. I hate when people don't disclose medical conditions to me. when I asked them to, but they disclose everything to the doctor. And I look like a dick for not knowing that they get hypertension.

That would be so frustrating. And the doctor would look at you like, oh, you haven't done your job properly. You know, be like, it's not me. Rachel's a barista. She said, I hate people who order a cappuccino with no foam. Bro, just get a latte. And then they want their coffee extra hot, like nuclear hot. What?

So you want your milk burnt? Got it. But now you can't handle the cup because it's too hot to hold. Just go home. That's so good. This is a service that we're offering. This is good. Someone else said, I'm a dietitian.

I hate when people find out my career and either make comments about how I'm going to judge them and what they're eating. If they aren't my patient, it's none of my business or they ask me about my latest fad diet. Yeah. I'm a beauty therapist. The biggest ick is when they take the therapist part too seriously.

The beauty is a given, but the therapy is optional. giving you a wax and you're like, he's just not, he's not engaging with me anymore. You're like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, spread him, mm-hmm, yeah, cool, thanks. Okay. I hope that was helpful for everybody. I think it was. It's good for us.

It's good for us. It's good for you. It's ZAM's Breene Clint podcast. Let's get to. Classic go. It's you and I, Bree, as a team against the evil producer Ella and a game of who can guess the song being played on piano. That's essentially it, isn't it?

Sometimes it's violin, isn't it? Yeah, less more recently. I should go back to them. I've got a better ear for the strings. Do you? What's that Chinese violin thing? Like a mandolin? Is that what it is?

Maybe. They're beautiful. Yeah, they are. They're kind of haunting, aren't they? It's not a mandolin season. Or is it? It actually is soon. No, it is.

I think it's currently start of the mandolin season. Is it an easy peel mandolin? I like the big ones. All are good. All are good. All mandolins matter. We can do mandolins next week. Claudia, you're in charge of this game.

I reckon you should get it underway. Yeah, I reckon. You know the rules. Buzz in with your name and give me the artist and the name of the song. It's a weird mix of songs, but we'll see how we go. Here's the first one. Ah! Very quick.

That is Olivia Dean. Yeah. But we're... No, Clint is so cheap. Easy to fall in love. Well done. I'm watching you. He didn't do anything.

All I was giving her was positive reinforcement going, you got this girl. I can check. Go check. Be my guest. I'll bet 50 bucks on it. I will. If he mailed it. I can check the cameras.

Shut up. You shut up. I like free singing the lyrics to figure out the name of the song, but starting on the song title. I like that. That's good. Yeah. It's our strategy. The easiest way to do it.

There's one point for team Bree and Clint. Here's another. one. Oh, I know it. Same. Clint. Yeah, do a leaper Houdini. No.

Oh, no. No. Oh no, you celebrated too early. Damn. That's so embarrassing. Ella, you get a free guess? Or we're all back in. I have to get it.

I have to get it. Yeah, it's really embarrassing. Matt, we're all back in. Yep. Yeah, it does sound like Houdini. Thank you. Ella. Acquare Barbie girl, man.

Your shit. me. No, I had it. She just got in there. Can you not hear Houdini in there? You can. No, not at all. I can. I can. A come and a goal. I can't hear it now. Okay, we're all tied up, so this is for the win. I like this game. With me, Sam Smith? No.

Oh, she's close, though. Bree and Clint. Bree and Auckland. I didn't hear anything. Ella! No, no, no, no, no. Bree's having your free gifts. Yes.

You get a quick guess, though. It's a Sam Smith song. Three, two, one. Stay with me. No, that's the one. She's dead. Keep it going, you're all back again. Ella.

Not the only one. Sam Smith. That's right. That is right. That is right. I knew that. The other, other Sam Smith's song. A you.

Charlotte wins a man. Mandalorian. Charlotte, congratulations. You correctly picked Ella for quite a heated battle this week, and you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Great, thank you so much. You're welcome. You guys keep me on my toes. You may like to spend some of those KFC chicken dollars on the Katsu bowl, which is available for a limited time at KFC.

It's a bad game for you, Clint. I just want to point that out. Yeah. You're shocking. That was a struggle. And I, you're right, I celebrated way too early. That's all right. It happens to the best of us. I've done it many, many times.

I think I fist pump the air. I feel like you double fistpump the air. Check the cameras. Stick around. It's ZM's Breene Clinton podcast. It's a Tuesday and on Tuesdays, Bree and I go looking for a name in a hasten. Hardest game in radio, people.

It's where we get a random name. and we call a random business. And if that name answers, today they'll win what? $3,400 cash. Hot damn. We're on, guys, get this, attempt number 68.

Wow. Attempt 68. Which means 67 failures. I really hope we win next week. Last week was painfully close, wasn't it? We were looking for John and we got Gene. That's right. We needed John and we got Gene.

And some people were angry. They were like, no, no, you've got to accept that. That's Lady John. Shan from Drax Project was so annoyed that we didn't give it away that he messaged you. He DM'd us, yep. But hey. That is not the game. The name, the exact name has to answer the phone.

They can't be working there in the office. They can't have a name that's similar. They can't have the female version of the mail. It has to be the name answers the phone. and that's how we get a name in a haystack. And every failure is just making that eventual win that much sweeter, you know? It will be so sweet. It's like tantric radio.

It's succulent. Come on. So, okay, okay. Chop-chop. Ella, you chose John last week, so this week you get to choose the workplace. Where are we calling? Toy World and Mount Wellington. Ooh, okay.

Fun. Yeah, just like again, Breeze Baby. Let's go, toys. Love it. Claudia, who works at Toy World, Mount Wellington specifically? I hope Luke works there. Oh. Yeah, I like Luke.

I think Luke is a good one. It feels like a solid name, but I don't know about Toy World. Have we not done to Luke? No. Luke could easily work at Toy World. Where the best toys come from? Okay, let's do it. I feel good about it.

Claudia, when you're ready, please connect us to Toy World, Mount Wellington in Auckland, where if Luke answers the phone today, he will instantly win $3,400. Hello, who's that? Hello, this is Joe of Mount Wellington. How can I help? Hi, it's Brian Clint calling. What was your name, sorry? From Tyrolum, Matt Wallington.

No, what was your name? Jane. Jane. How can I help? We're looking for Luke. Does Luke work there? No, there's no look working here. No, Luke.

Okay, we must have the wrong store. That's okay. We'll let you go. Thank you. Thanks, Jane. Okay, bye. I knew that was a foul from the start. Pretty lukewarm response there.

I feel like this. I mean, I'm getting superstitious about this. I'm almost putting it down on the number of rings that we get. And there were no rings there. There was not one ring. Was she just like hovering above the phone? Let's do it again. Should we call a different toy world?

No. We've never done it. We've never done it before. No way how this game works. We call a different toy world. Yeah, it's our game. Let's do it. I'm just nervous if it works and then people will go, you guys chaded.

Yeah. Change the name. Call another toy world, change the name. That's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ella, you pick, because I'm picking Toy World St. Luke's. St. Luke's? Okay.

Ella, who works there? Oh, God. Why are we letting Ella choose the name? Brittany. Brittany. Okay, good. Let's go with Britney. Oh, it's ringing.

That's a good omen. Yes. We're looking for Britney for $3,400. Here we go. Oh, St. Lux, how can help you? Hi, who are we speaking with? Is that Britney? No, it's Toy World St.Lux.

Oh, yeah. What was your name? Is your name Brittany? No, my name is Mithel. Mittle. Oh. Close. It's Bree and Clint calling from ZM, Mattel.

How are you? Good, good. Good, good. We were looking for Brittany. Get this. If Brittany answered the phone today, she would have won $3,400 cash. Oh.

We don't have any Brittany here. No, Brittany. Do you have a Luke there? No. Okay. At St. Luke's, that would have been good. That would have been great. All right, Mattel, sorry to bother you.

We'll leave you to it. Thank you. Okay, see you. See you. Hey. We ran the bloody gau. We ran the bloody gau. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're trying to try.

We bloody try. I'm doing calling Toy World. Let's call another one. No, okay, let's not get it. Next on the show, I have got some advice for you, Bree, around naming your baby. And this is assuming you haven't settled on a name yet, have you? I'm pretty settled on Stegosaurus, if I'm honest. Well, I'm not going to dissuade you from that.

That's a fantastic name for a baby. For a nickname. Steg. Steg. Steg. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. If you haven't heard that Bree's having a baby, where have you been? Where have you been? It's been everywhere.

Grow up. I mean, get social media or like read a newspaper. It's literally everywhere. And I assume you guys haven't settled on a name yet because you're not finding out what you're having, are you? No, we're not finding out. It's going to be a surprise on the delivery day. But we have discussed...

Like a mystery box. Yeah. But we have... We have discussed names and we haven't agreed on hardly any. That's good. That means I'm getting in before it's too late. Names we have agreed on, I said earlier, Stegosaurus. Phlegosaurus is good, yeah.

Cretaceous? Steggy, for short. Cretaceous? Cretaceous, we don't mind. Not Jurassic though. No, not Jurassic. Collander, we quite like. Collander's nice.

And Harlequin is also on our list. Is Thermomix still in the... Thermomix is like tippity top of the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's in the hope that we would get a free one If we did name our baby thermobics. Of course, don't give that name away for free. No.

Yeah. Are you hoping to get a colander with the name colander? And that's why we're swaying more towards thermomix. Yeah. Yeah, if you can. You know? Vitamix. They're all in the mix.

Neutral. Some advice for you. First name neutral, second name bullet. No, middle name bullet. Oh, middle name, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Boulay. Some advice for you on naming the baby that I came across today.

And I think it's good advice that you should heed. Here it is. Some people are naming babies and not future adults. And I need parents to start thinking long term because sure right now, that name on a baby, it makes sense, but that baby is going to eventually grow up to be a 47 year old. That's going to be someone's accountant or HR rep. Like imagine a grown man introducing himself at a business meeting as Braxton with a why.

Like I don't want to be in a serious situation and have to have a doctor named Maverick or a lawyer named Kinsley. Let's just stop naming our kids Navy and concrete. Sure, they sound like a cool name now, but imagine Imagine them having to email HR with a name like that. Is it a consideration? I think yes and no. I think you also need to realize that when our kids are going to be going into the workforce, it will be a different time.

Okay. That's what I think. And do you want to give your kid a name like, I mean, Jonathan. Alan. Yeah. This is my little baby. Baby Alan.

You know what this tells us, producers? What's it? She's leaning towards the frutier side of it. She's going whimsy. She is going whimsy. No, I don't think so. Not necessarily. In the future, all children will be called tulip.

Yes, Bree. All people will be called Emmethyst. I did know someone called Peaches. Maybe you want to add that to your list. That's cute. I quite like the name Peaches. Yeah, me too. Yeah.

Yeah. Was Peaches their real name or their chosen name? Wow. Yeah. Coming from you, because one of your daughters has a name that I would say is more on the creative side. Which name? You have both.

Which one? Tui. Okay. Like not a super, like, mainstream name. And then your other daughter, more mainstream. Maggie. Yeah. Okay.

I think you have one of each. Yeah. Yep. No? Well, yeah, yeah, okay. I guess there's never been a prime minister called Tui before. No. No.

No. Yeah. No, I've never had a lawyer named Tui. I've got some names that I think go good on babies, but not on adults and I want to see if you agree. Okay. Scout. I love the name Scout.

Yeah, but would you take a surgeon named Scout seriously? Yeah. Great for a golden retriever. I mean, if the name Scout was in to kill a mockingbird, then I mean, I feel like it's a serious name. Okay, beer. Love, great for a golden retriever. Great.

Great for a chow-chow. I'm on the fence. I'm on the fence. Buddy. I promise these are not all golden retriever names. Yeah, I feel like, you. You're literally saying all golden retriever names. Riot.

These are all real names of children. Isn't that Ribble Wilson's sibling? Yes. No. It is. Are they called Ribble and Riot? I think so. And the other one's got quite an unusual name as well.

Like anarchy or something. Yes. What about Buttercup? I love the Power Puff Girls. Great for a cow. Great for a cow. Blue? Blue.

I kind of like it. For like a jazz player? I don't even think I've ever. Blue Ivy. Oh yeah, of course. Nah, I haven't considered the name blue. But don't take celebrities' ideas, you know? I do love the name Cerulium, though.

That's in at the moment too. It is. It's so in. Do you like Tinkerbell? Tinker. No, you're just saying silly things. I'm not. I'm not.

Pony. That's a real name. I will say I'll stand by the name scout. I think the name scout is really cute. For a child. Yeah. What about for a 47-year-old man? Fine.

Claudia gets that. For a 47-year-old woman. Yeah, I'd be like, Scouts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

What about winter? With a Y. Winter with a Y. That's nice. Don't hate it. Oh, I like this. I feel like you need to be open. Claudia and I are on the same page and you and Ella are on the same page.

Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like, I know what you're saying. It's, to be honest, I don't even want to think about it because I'm so nervous about naming a human. It's such a huge responsibility. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And no matter what name you pick, there's going to be people who go, I love that name. I think that's a great name.

And then there's going to be people who go, ew, why are you thinking? You know, it's just, you're never going to please everyone. But the second ones will never say it to your face, so you're all good. Let's hope not. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday bang.

All right, let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. Who are we going to do first? Leanne is going first. Hi, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hello, hello. How's your day been, Leanne? Oh, it's been okay, thanks.

That's good to hear. All we need is your birthday, mate. 8th of April, 1986. All right, that means Leanne. You were 16 in 2002, and on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Alanis Morris. That's a very short one. Very short one.

Leanne, are you an Alanis fan? Oh, yeah, she's okay. Do you know their Alanis-Morrisett song? I couldn't quite hear it properly. Yeah, it's played again. It's called hands clean. I've only got a tiny bit of that. No, I don't really know that one.

Not one of the big Alana's songs, hey, but it went to number one in New Zealand, there you go. Oh, I feel bad for Leanne. Leanne's disappointed. Wait, what, Leanne, what song did you want? Well, I was thinking something like something old-school R&B. Oh, okay. Hip-hop, you know, something like some salt and pepper or...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, that's crazy, Leanne. We've just had an update to our software. You were 16 in 2002, and here's your birthday banger. What do you think about that, Leanne? Oh, that's better. Yeah, nice. Here we go.

Everyone's happy. Not factually accurate, but at least Leanne's happy now. Shania's here to do a birthday banger. Hi, Shania. Hi, Shania. Hello. What have you been up to today, Shania? Just working.

What do you do? Work in HR, actually. Oh, bless you. Did anybody fired recently? jointly, Shania? Not today. Not today, but there's always tomorrow, Shania. What's your day to birth?

Shania, let's do your birthday banger. 22nd of November, 1998. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2014. And Shania, here's your birthday bang. Taylor Swift, shake it off. What do you reckon? I reckon that's a pretty good one. Yeah, it's a banger.

Huge from Swifty. Okay, wait there. We got one more birthday banger. we're going to do for McKinsey's mum. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi. Hi. How old are you?

I'm nine. You're nine and what's mum's name? Mirrenere. Mirrenere? Yeah. Okay, great. Do you know what her birthday is? Yeah.

Okay, what is it? First of December, 1984. Oh, nice work, McKinsey. That means your mum was 16 in the year, 2000. We've done our calculations, and here's her birthday bag. I bet Mum likes that one, Mackenzie. Yeah, she said it for bangers. Yeah, it does.

She's right. Okay, wait there, McKenzie. We're going to pretend to deliberate. Oh, I wonder what it could. Such a hard decision. I just, I'm not sure what we were done. I just don't know. Oh, I love that Taylor Swiss song, but I was a good one from Alana.

It would be nice to hear that Alanis Morris set song. But I reckon. Who let the dogs out? Yeah, let the dogs out. Let the dogs out. Let's go. McKenzie, you just won birthday banger for your. Mum, well done.

Thanks, girls. From the... Bye, from the year 2000. Here's the Baha men on ZDM with Brian Clint. ZD.N. Who let the dogs out? The winner of birthday banger for McKenzie's mom from the year 2000. Got some good texts coming in on that.

Someone's saying, um, jump jam throwbacks. Hell yeah. Someone said, oh God, I'm... the 2000s. 2000s, good time. Do you, I saw this interesting fact about the Baha men recently. Do you know how many Baha men there are? Absolutely no idea.

Which, I mean, I would Google it, but Google's down. Is it really? Google is currently down. Oh, my God. But from memory, okay, have a guess. How many Baha men do you think there are? I can chat GPT it. Okay.

But I'll say seven. I think there was like 14. I think. How many Baha men are there? I can cross the years. That's crazy for a band that has one song. 14 members for one song. Yeah, how are they all getting paid?

Nine. Okay, well, there you go. Nine Bahamas. No, no, sorry, nine in the current lineup. Yeah. That said the number has changed a lot over the years. Some older sources cite eight, nine or even 11 Baha men, depending on the era. That's a lot of Baha men.

That's a lot of Baha men. Surely someone couldn't keep the dog in. Someone closed the bloody gate. Next on the show, the eliminated contestant from last night's epitote. Episode of Celebrity Treasure Island got you back. I'm almost out of words. ZD.N's brainclient.

You'll know our next guest from winning rugby world cups. Arm wrestling on Bree's bum live on television. And competing on Celebrity Treasure Island, spoiler alert, this week's eliminated contestant It's Porsche Woodman, everybody. No! I'm just reflecting what the whole nation would have been doing last night, Portia. No! Why did it have to be you?

Next knew, whatever it was, if it was a puzzle, Portia's boundful. Oh, she's crafty, that next Adams, isn't she? She knows what she's doing. I love it. We are genuinely gutted. You were one of my hopefuls to go all the way in this competition, and not to put my disappointment on you. But I am. I'm disappointed. I'm sure you're not the only one.

I've had all of Napa'i watching the show, specifically watching it, and they've been giving me their updates, and so I'm sure they're all extremely disappointed as well. There's a few other things they can be proud of you for. They'll be fine. I hope so. Yeah, there's a couple.

You know what, Porsche, you were a huge threat in the game, and everyone knew that, and I feel like they knew they couldn't let you get to the individual game, because if you did, I feel like it would have been very difficult to get you out of the game. What do you think?

Yeah, I think I would have given it a bloody good crack, hey, you know? So you can't help but have a target on your back when you're an Olympian, I guess, you know, that comes with the territory. Personally, I'm quite used to it with the black jersey. But when it turns into like this situation, something I've never experienced where it's a team versus you and you're going to be eliminated if you're done. So it was such a different experience. Obviously you've played professional rugby, which is probably one of the hardest things,

a person could do in their life. But going into a show like Celebrity Treasure Island, what did you find the most challenging? Well, I found the hardest part is like you're a team. I've been in a team for 15 years. You're really trying to work together, play together, do everything you can for your team. But in this situation, yes, you're a team,

but you also know that there's possibilities that people are making alliances. We're a team until a certain point. and everyone wants captaincy because it's, you know, you're immune. Like, it was a different concept of a team. So I struggled with that part. I hope what people got from the time that I was captain it was all about everyone's opinion.

Everyone's opinion was important. I want everyone to have a say because this is how I believe teams should be run. So that was probably the hardest part. I feel like you cried more tears than anyone else on the show, which I actually felt was one of my favorite things this season because I feel like New Zealand as a country know you as Portia Woodman Wickcliffe, this destroyer on the rugby field. But we got to see this other side to you where I feel like you're a really compassionate leader.

You feel a lot from other people. And I feel like that was really cool that the nation got to see that side of Portia. Yeah, only my closest people really get to understand that. And so I couldn't help it, you know, just seeing people feeling, my feeling their pain that they're going home, Like, I couldn't help but feel it. That was one of the big, big parts that I really struggled with. Do you know what I think one of your great power moves was, was getting everybody in your team to run a Bronco on the sand?

You know, like it's nothing. You're like, hey guys, here's a fun bonding thing we should do. Should we run a Bronco on soft sand on the beach? And they're like, sure, cap, sure. I love to do that. I know, even better than I got roasted. We got absolutely smoked on national TV. Wait, who be you?

Ben? Oh. Yeah, he's a machine. Oh, did you lose to Zion? Yeah. Shame. I can't tell you I'm disappointed in you twice in one interview, Portia. I know that you know who wins, but take that out of it.

Who would you like to see win this season, Portia Woodman Wickcliffe? To be honest, I want a woman to win. That was one of the biggest goals for all of us going into this season. I want a woman to win. I honestly getting time with Liv through Takapu and the days that I was with her. She's so cool, such a cool person, lovely character.

I'd love her to go all the way. God, the Parkers would love that. Two winners of the same show and they're one family. Right, they know how to do it. They are, mate. There's something in that family. They're breeding them strong. Well, my money was on you or Polly Gillespie,

so I'm out of pocket. But, oh, well, there's Portia Woodman Whitcliffe, everybody. Thanks for joining us. Thanks, Portia. Thanks, Steve. We'll see you on All-Stars, eh? Bye-bye. Yep.

Producer Ella came to us and said, have you heard about this crazy competition where there's a world championship? And she showed me what the competition was in. And I said, no, I never thought that there would be a world championships in that. But there is. So I've said her a challenge this afternoon where I've said to her, I want you to find the four weirdest world championships, and I want you to tell us about them.

Because maybe we could win a title in one of these things. I like it. How'd you go, Ella? Great. This was fun. Okay. So the one that inspired the sort. I'll talk about that first.

The flat pack world championships. Oh my gosh. Just happened. Yeah. And it was like, it's crazy to think because that's such a stressful thing that people willingly would step into the fire. Yeah. Some people are graded it though, aren't they?

Yes, someone completed last year a bedside table build in under 10 minutes. I want to know in the Flatpack World Champs, are you allowed to construct the flat pack up on like a workbench? Because I find the hardest part about a constructing of flatpack is spending so much time down on the floor. And your hips kind of lock. In your knees, sees up. I just get angry.

Me too. But the coolest thing is the trophy is an Allen Key. I love that. I hate it, Ellen Key so much. My biggest problem with flat packs is that I never read the instructions. No. Ever. Oh, no.

Never. If you're reading the instructions, you're doing it wrong. You see a... No, you're crazy woman. Okay, one of the other world champs we could compete in, Ella. I like this one. World Worm Charming Championships. What is that, you say?

It's trying. Contestants try and lure as many worms as possible in a three times three meter patch of soil within 30 minutes. So they use vibrations, music or... creative worm whispering techniques. Honestly. Worm whisperer. That was your nickname in high school, wasn't it free? Still is.

All right, not interested in that one, Ella. Next. We could bring this one back. This is now ended, but we could bring it back the ferret-legging world championships. It's a British contest where competitors seal live ferrets in their trousers

and they see who can last the longest. Last the longest, you need to be specific. Last longest in terms of what? With the ferrets in their pants. Good point, Brie. You know? Good point. The longest one.

How long would you last? Oh, not long. Ferret trousers. That was your nickname in high school, wasn't it? Still is. No, animal cruelty. Not interested, Ella. No, yeah, that's why it's been bad.

Yeah, not funny. And so it should. The third one I liked. The underwater pumpkin carving world championships. Okay, now we're talking. Yeah, so divers, they go underwater with a hollow pumpkin in Halloween, and they carve a pumpkin. Yeah.

Why are they doing it underwater? It's just a bit of fun. I guess it's two skills in one, right? Why are they playing hockey underwater? It's a great question. It's the same thing. Regular hockey exists. Why are people putting ferrets down their pants? We may never know.

I think I know. Now, this one Clint could do, this next one. Okay. Something for you, Clint. Yeah, you've been wanting it. Okay, I'm keen. The toe wrestling world champion. I saw this a couple of months ago.

I saw this. They had the toe wrestling world championships on. And there was like one of the world champions that had won like seven years in a row. You should have seen the size of her toe. Was it Alan Nasty Nash? I think it could have been. The problem with the toe wrestling world champ is the same problem with the ferret trouser world champ. It's rife with perverts.

You know, you've got real athletes there. And then you've got some people with impure thoughts who are taking advantage of the ferret trouser world championships and the toe wrestling world championships. You're right. And that's why Clint is signing up for both competitions in 2027. Just be aware, Clint, the judges do look for warts. Oh.

Yeah. In both cops or? Yep. The ZDM Podcast Network. Shows brought you by KFC's Katsubo. You can get a taste of Japan for a limited time at KFC. This is the tea Who is the A-lister that has been captured on camera

In a blazing road rage incident Oh gosh, not Mel Gibson again, is it? Nah, Mel's got away in terms of this time It's not Justin Timberlake on the drink driving again, is it? No, no, not JT. It's not Rees Witherspoon having a go again, is it? No, not Reese. God, the list of driving indiscretions from the A-List.

list is quite long, isn't it? It is. It goes on and on. This is a new one we can add to the list. And it wasn't whilst driving. It was while cycling. Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict Cucumber Patch. Yes. He has been caught on camera in a road rage incident where he is, so I don't know exactly what's happened, but it's between him and another cyclist. So they're both dressed in Lycra. Yeah, embarrassing. And they're screaming at each other in the street and someone has filmed it. We've got the audio. How humiliating. I'm really interested to know if he has kept doing the fake voice or not.

Yeah, it's a great question. You know, he's got that fake accent that he does? Yes. We'll know here, won't we? We will know. He didn't know anyone was filming. Let's take a listen. I am listening to everything you're saying.

You're deluded. You're lying. I was behind you the entire time. You barely appeased me. Oh, no. I've verbally abused the guys. Completely repeatedly broke the law. I did.

Once. I don't have to hear you. No, I did. Oh my God, that is so humiliating, especially because you can hear the clippity clopity of their little clickin shoes. They're trying to be both trying to be tough guys and they're just hopping around like one of those half, half deer people. You know, they're a person at the top and they've got a deer body at the bottom. Yeah, something like that. No?

No, it's not a centitor. It's not a centaur. It's not a centaur. Is that not a centitor? Yeah. You're thinking of a centaur. A centaur. And that's the horse one.

Oh. This is more delicate than the horse one. Yeah, nothing says you're angrier than those bike pants where it looks like you've got a seat inside the bike pants, like where you gooches? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's scary, man. And you're wearing a helmet?

And a high vis vest. I'll punch you. You'll be okay because you put a helmet on, but I will punch you. That's the T. How embarrassing, Brian Clinton. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, on Instagram, TikTok, and live. Weekdays from 3 on ZM.