ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 12th November 2021

Episode Date: November 12, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hey, what's going on? Welcome to the Brilliant Clint Podcast. It's a Friday. We're about to tiramazoom. Yes, we need to go. We need to get going. Set up. Yeah, it'll be too late for you once you've heard this. Maybe not, because this goes up at seven. Does it? Yeah, doesn't it, Producer Ben? This podcast goes up just after seven.

It goes seven on the dot every day, yeah. Oh, then right now we're tiramisu-ming on our Facebook page. Pause this podcast. In fact, delete this podcast. Oh, don't delete it. No, don't delete it. Ben's worked hard on it. Okay, well, save it.

Save it. And join us on Facebook. But right now we've got to do an international birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. The podcast. That's right. We haven't forgotten about you

international podcasters. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday and you can sign up to be an international podcast birthday banger on our podcast group. Darf Punk wrote a song about this feature. Thank you, Daft Punk.

Thank you, Daft Punk. You know they use that thing where they put the tube in their mouth? Have you ever seen that on TikTok? It's so, like, I just don't understand how it works. Oh, yeah, I know the thing, yeah. They're ancient, those. I know, it's been used forever, but that's what Daft Punk use. Do they?

I'm pretty sure. Yeah, because I see people doing covers of Daft Punk songs and they put the tube in. Yeah, right. It's amazing. I've got to get one of those tubes for my DJ sets so I can be like, hello, Christchurch. People would just think Kermit the Frog's up there DJing.

Damn, they've got Stephen Hawking to DJ this party. Oh, gosh. Probably not far. Let's do a birthday banger for Joe Wild first from right here in New Zealand. Wellington. We didn't even need to go. Technically, Wellington, part of the world. That's a great point.

Joe Wild, what a cool name, Joe. I'm jealous. You were born on the 18th of April, 1972, so you were 16 in 1988. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. Whoa, really harsh 80s banger. Kylie Minogue is an icon. Absolute icon.

It's a great situation. Absolute game changer. But objectively, is that a good song? No. No. No, but I love Kylie Minogue and love a lot of her songs. That one, not the best. Just back to Joe Wilde for a second.

Joe Wilde. A lot of hype. It's a lot to live up to, that name, eh? Yeah, it's a great name. If you're invited to a party and it's like, Joe Wilde's coming. Oh, shit's about to get wild. Whoa, clear the tables.

Shit's about to get real. Yeah. Look out. Anyway, let's do one for... Kashila. Kashila. Maya. Kashila, yeah.

Kashia Maya. Maya? Yeah, from Nelson. Kashila. Oh, we didn't even need to go. Bloody from New Zealand right here in NZ in Nelson. Kashila, we appreciate you. And you were born on the 31st of March, 1983.

So you were 16 in 1999. And here's your birthday bang. This is one of those weird songs, which I don't know why, but I remember exactly where I was the first time I heard it. Same. Yeah. I remember I... They imprint on you.

I think it's songs that change the game. And this one did. It was like one of the first of its kind. I remember for anyone who watched Home Alone 2, the talk boy that he had where he recorded stuff. Yeah. And I remember being at home in my country house in Stanthorpe and I recorded some of this song on my Talkboy

and I showed it to my mum. And I was like, listen to this. This is the next big thing. Yeah. And I was right. Well done, Brie. That's where it all started for Britney Spears. And that's where my radio career started.

You know, just predicting what's the next big thing. That's a good one. Let's do one more for Hayley McVay. From Prince Albert Sasquatchquin. I know this one too. Sasquatchquin? Sasquatchquin. Nah.

Sasquatchquin. Sasquatchquin. No. Sasquatchquin. Nah, that's not it either, but I've heard it before. Sasquatchquin. Sasquatchquin. Nah. Sasquatchquin. Sasquatchquin. No. Sasquatchquin. Nah, that's not it either, but I've heard it before. Sasquatchquin. Sasquatchin. In Canada.

Isn't the movie with Ryan Reynolds and what's her name? Sandra Bullock? Sandra Bullock, The Proposal. Oh no, that's in Alaska. Sasquatchquin. Saskatch in Alaska. Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan! Saskatchewan, that's it.

All we had to do was read it properly. Saskatchewan. Sorry, Hayley. I'm sure that was a punish. You were born on the 9th of February 1996, so you were 16 in 2012. Here's your birthday banger. Great birthday banger. Look at me.

Don't look at the screen. Say it again. Now that we got it right, say it again. Saskatchewan. I can't do it. Say it again. I can't do it. What is it?

Saskatchewan. Saskatchewan. No, it didn't sound as good as the first time. Oh, fuck. Saskatchewan. We have to go. We've got Tira Masu to make. Britney Spears is the winner?

Yeah, Britney Spears. Absolutely. Iconic start, too. She uses one of those Daft Punk tubes in here. See you next week, guys. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?

Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two. What a way to start the weekend. Oh, there's some good energy for a Friday. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Happy long weekend for all of those down south. Oh, in Canterbury, yep. Yeah, for the Cantabrians.

I'm very jealous. This would have been Cup Day today, right? Oh, they're not listening. No. Sweet as. No, don't worry. We're just talking about Christchurch, guys. Just talking about your hometown and everything.

Remember when we went to Cup Day? God, that was a good time. I want to get back to that. Let's get back to that next year. Yeah, that should be the vaccination message. Get vaccinated so you can get back to Cup Day. Can Tabrians know how to do the Cup? I tell you. Today on the show, we will be playing JB Hi-Fi Jinx before 4 o'clock.

Your chance to win some very good prizes from JB Hi-Fi today. We'll tell you more about those closer to 4 o'clock. But you just have to pick one and you can win it, essentially. It's a bit of luck involved, but both great prizes. So we'll see who can take that out just before 4. Right now, though, we've got 50 bucks. All thanks to our mates at KFC with Tradie versus Lady, the last game of the week.

Can the Ladies pinch one back? Or are the Tradies going closer to the century? The first team to ever score 100 points in Tradie versus Lady. Well, it's the first year we've played it. Yeah, first team ever. We'll play after a Friday jam from Martin Garrix. Here's Animals on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Here we go. The last game of the week. The tradies out in front adding to their lead this week with 97 wins for the year.

The ladies sitting at 91. Let's meet our lady first. She is 31. She's from the Tron and she moved house 32 times in 31 years. Whoa, welcome to the show, Anna. Have they made a horror movie about your life, Anna, yet? No. That's horrible. Are you the world's worst tenant?

Is that what it is? No, just, you know, moving different flats and then lived in a few different towns. Yeah, wow. Oh, my God. That's crazy. You would have mail at different addresses all over the country, you know? Probably. Imagine the bond cleans that you would have had to do.

Maybe she's on the run. Let's not ask too many questions. Let's meet our tradie today that's taking you on. He's 25. He's from Dunedin, and he bloody loves Treasure Island. Welcome to the show, Brad. G'day, Brad. How are you?

Or should I say, get in here, you lot. I love it. Love the show. Were you happy with the finale, Brad? Are you happy that Chris Parker took it out? I'm definitely happy for Chris. Not sure about the whole finale situation or the whole part. Ooh.

Love that for another day. Controversial. Who did you want to win out of the three? Oh, I was pretty happy with the final three, so maybe Lance. Lance was a big save. Yeah, Lance is good value. He definitely played the game hard, that's for sure. Okay, guys.

Brad, your buzzer is tradie. Anna, yours is lady. First to three is going to get $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. All right, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Which major New Zealand artist was yesterday forced to postpone their New Zealand and Australian tour?

Annie. Yes. Did you say lady? Lady. Yes, Anna. you say lady? Lady. Yes, Anna. Was it Benny? Ooh. A good guess.

Brad, you want a free guess? Was it Lorde? It was Lorde. Nice work. Yeah, she has had to postpone till 2023 because of COVID and the uncertainty. Brad, have you put your phone on speaker and put it in the bottom of your toolkit, by the way?

It's very noisy. Really? I'm in my youth. It might be Anna. She might be moving house as we speak. I was just thinking the kids up from school. All right, guys. Let's go for question number two.

All right, here we go. Question number two. YouTube announced today that they will be removing the dislike button feature. Which artist at one point had the most disliked video on YouTube for one of their music videos? Is it A, Cardi B, B, Jason Derulo, C, Justin Bieber, or D, Lady Gaga? Trini. Yes, Brad.

Was it Cardi B? No, not Cardi B. Anna, you get a free guess. C? C, Justin Bieber is correct. The video clip for his song Baby got 12.4 million dislikes. That's sad. It's sad. He was a kid.

And the song made him a ton of money, so I'm sure he's okay. All right, one apiece so far, guys. Question number three. Can you tell me who sings this song? Bit of a throwback. Starts with T. Ow. Yes.

Brad. T-Pain. Yeah, well done. T-Pain. That's correct. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Anna, you need this one to stay in it. Here we go, question number four.

Tonight we will be cooking a tiramisu on Zoom. It's called a tiramisu. It's a thing. How do you spell tiramisu? Tradie. Yes, Brad. T-I-R-A. Oh, sorry.

T-I-R-A. I'm going to buzz you out there, Brad. You've taken your lost amount of time. Anna, do you want to have a stab at it? T-I-R-A. It's a hard one, eh? It is a hard one. Tiramisu is spelled T-I-R-A-M-I-S-U.

You almost got it wrong and you were reading it. And I'm looking at it. All right, still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. The Black Caps are in the T20 World Cup final next week. Who are they playing? Is it Pakistan? Yes. Brad.

Australia. It is Australia. And he's done it. $100,000 going to his charity. He's won Celebrity Treasure Island. Matt is officially my idol. Is he? Oh, nice.

I'll tell him you said that. Was he your favourite host of Treasure Island, was he, Brad? Rough. Fair enough. He's a great bloke. Bree and Clint. Bad news for the people of Wellington this week. Oh, what happened?

Turns out you can beat Wellington on a good day. Oh, no. They're going to be devastated at that. That's what they've been hanging on to. No, it's to do with... Did someone poo in that tunnel again? Worse, worse. They took a dump at the top of the Cuba Street fountain

and it went bucket to bucket to bucket to bucket. And it just kept going around and around and around. No, the news concerns Wellington's most famous cat, Mittens the Cat. If you don't know Mittens the Cat... Where have you been? Where have you been, bitch?

He has been referred to as King Floof of Cuba before. He's famous for wandering around the central city and making himself at home wherever he wants. He likes to go out on Courtney Place on a Saturday night. He's been into a strip club on Courtney Place. I hope it was mermaids and I hope he... Is that true? I hope he pawed at the tank thinking it was real fish trying to eat one.

And he once nestled down in someone's lap while they got a haircut in the city. He's arguably the most famous cat in New Zealand. I think absolutely he is. Like name a more famous cat. Nope, you got me there. It's Mittens the cat. He's got 70,000 Facebook followers. Does he?

And this week it was confirmed that Mittens the cat is leaving Wellington. No. This is big news. This is bad, man. The Wellington City Council have posted about it on their Facebook page. Why? They said, please don't go. Please, please. The Wellington City Council have posted about it on their Facebook page. Why?

They said, please don't go. Please, please. Why are they leaving? Please don't go. Because obviously. You're all we've got, Mittens. I can't imagine Mittens packing up his mittens and moving off by himself. It's his parents.

Is he going off to college, is he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's going off to uni. He's enrolled at Auckland University. Yeah, right. He's doing engineering. It's that time to, you know, leave home. It's not too late, though, because Mittens hasn't left Wellington yet.

So I have here five reasons why Mittens should absolutely not move to Auckland. Okay. Okay, first, house prices. The average house price in Auckland, well over a million dollars. Do you know what the average income for a cat is? What? No dollars. Yeah, it's going to be tough for him.

The math just doesn't. It's going to be very tough. Plus, with the loan-to-value ratios, debt-to-income, the interest inflation, that cat, he's going to be renting for a long, long time. Well, now much he's got in his key, we save it. Great point, but not enough. Second reason, the Auckland CBD is not conducive to cats. It's mostly just roadworks and a casino, actually.

Yeah, there's a lot of bike lanes, no cat lanes. No cat lanes. There's some cat walks. Nice cat walks around Auckland. I don't think it's enough. It's not like Wellington, too, where you sort of seamlessly float in and out of the city and you're urban and you're in the city and you're a cat and you're going from here to here.

In Auckland, he will have to run up and down the side of the Southern Motorway. Which is very dangerous. Especially for a cat. Reason number three, Mittens shouldn't move to Auckland. You actually can't beat Wellington on a good day. And Auckland has plenty of good days. So it's just not the same.

We take our good days for granted. Whereas in Wellington, the weather is so shit 95% of the time that when you do get that good day, oh, man, it's pleasure. Can I just say, though, every single time I've ever been to Wellington, it's been so nice. Yeah, me too. Every time we go there. And I'm like, is this just

something Wellingtonians say to keep all of the other people out of Wellington? Oh, that's one theory. Mine was less modest. I was like, is it us? Do we bring the sunshine? Is it us? Don't you love when people make that joke and they go, bought the good weather with me, didn't I? You're like, good one, Dad.

Reason number four why Missons should not move to Auckland, COVID. We're riddled with it. True. Honestly, we are never getting out of lockdown in Auckland. Why would anybody even visit here, let alone move here? We don't know if Middens is vaccinated. Do you really want to be putting yourself in Auckland,

aka COVID city? Which means you'd have to be around your owners 24-7, and we all know cats hate their owners. Absolutely. Terrible, terrible, terrible. And we all know cats hate their owners. Absolutely. Terrible, terrible, terrible. And last reason why middens shouldn't move to Auckland, he won't be famous up here. He won't.

He's just another cat. You reckon he won't be famous up here? He won't be famous. He's Wellington famous. Do you know who he is? Excuse me, Bree. I've got two cats that I've been trying to make famous for years. I see.

Literally no one cares. I see. I see. Literally no one cares. I see. You're jealous. No one cares. You're thinking if he comes up here, he's going to start, you know, taking all these cat jobs. He's going to start booking all these TV shows and your cats are going to miss out. Well, maybe.

But I just still think it's a bad idea. It's a cat world up here in Auckland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's only room for two cats and I've got both of them mitten. Bree and Clint. I want to put a situation to everyone listening and we'll hopefully come out with a verdict. Okay.

I saw this on Reddit and it was a person who was asking advice on whether or not they're the a-hole or not. I love these. This one's quite an interesting one and I don't know if anyone will relate to this. Maybe some people. You said you knew someone who owned an old school pokey machine. Yeah, Mike Poro from the Hits.

Yeah, more than one. I don't think you'd buy me saying it. In his old basement he used to have some pokey machines. Where do you buy those from? There are areas of the country where they're not allowed to be replaced, the pokey machines. Like the Loras, the ones that are there. I think it's everywhere, actually.

The pokey machines that exist, once they break, you're not allowed to replace them. Right. So you get the ones that are run down or being kicked out and you can buy them from there, I think. Gotcha. Well, this person has an old school, they call it an antique slot machine. Right.

So this must be from America. I wonder if it's one of those lever ones. I think it is because it's from the 1940s. So it would be like an actual really cool piece to have in your house. Yeah. Imagine having that in your man cave. Yeah. It would be quite cool.

Anyway, they said, you know, it's in working condition and I keep it in my man cave kind of area. And when I have parties or when people come over, they put a few quarters in because it's a quarter to play. Right. And people have a play on the old school slot in because it's a quarter to play. Right. And people have a play on the old school slot machine. Fun. Yeah, which is really cool.

That's a good way to get money out of your friends. Yeah. Well, he said, you know, people don't put heaps and heaps of money and they usually put a few quarters in and that's it. He said at one point someone maybe won $50 max out of it. Nice. Like where all the quarters come out. He said, though, he had a party the other night

where a friend of a friend of his, so not one of his direct friends but someone that one of his friends brought to the party was playing on the slot machine. Anyway apparently he was playing for a little bit and all of a sudden it hit the jackpot

and $700 worth of quarters came out of this slot. Yes, nice. So he said, I was very shocked when I realised that this person thought that he could keep my $700. I said to him, look, I am happy to give you your quarters back that you used to play with, but I'm not going to give you the $700, which is pretty much all of the money that is in this machine.

Yeah, right. He goes, it's a thing. I didn't want to clean it out. It's just kind of something that's there and it sits there, but I don't think it's fair that you take the $700 from me. Anyway, apparently it got quite heated and this guy was like, I'm not leaving until you give me my $700. He was like, well, I'm not giving it to you.

And then this guy threatened to take him to small claims court or to call the cops. And anyway, things kicked off. Okay. I think it's got way too heated already. Like it's gone too far. But the guy originally who wouldn't give him the $700 is the a-hole because he was quite happy for this machine to be there at the party and for people, strangers or otherwise, to put coins in this machine.

But he had no intention of letting them win if they actually won it. If that was the case, have a bucket of quarters there for people to play with, your quarters, if that's what it's for. And just goes in back into the machine. Yeah, because if the guy hadn't won, were you going to open the machine up and give him his quarters back out of there? I know it's only 25 cents each time, but the guy was playing it and he was paying to play it, so give him his $700, right?

See, I'm more on the fence. Like, I totally get what you're saying, 100%, but then I'm also like, oh, it's a bit of fun. It is a bit of fun. Like I kind of get where the other guy's coming from and he's like, you know, he's probably put a heap of his own money into it. That's the real problem. And it's not even one of his

friends and then, you know, but I get what you're saying. His wife probably told him the only spending money he's allowed is inside that pokey machine. Yeah, probably. And the only way to get it is if he keeps putting his own quarters in and then some guy's come along and cleaned it up. That thing probably took him six years to fill up. Yeah, and he's the only way to get it is if he keeps putting his own quarters in and then some guys come along and cleaned it up. That thing probably took him six years to fill up. Yeah, and he's obviously never had the problem

because it's never gone off, you know. I'd love to hear people's opinions if they want to text him through on 9696. Who do you think is in the wrong? What do you think should happen in that situation? Yeah, let us know. Bree and Clint. Cross your fingers. Touch wood.

And definitely don't jinx it. ZM's Bree and Clint. Cross your fingers. Touch wood. And definitely don't jinx it. ZM's Bree and Clint. JB Hi-Fi Jinx. Our mates at JB Hi-Fi are giving away $100,000 again. To win it, you just need to buy something from JB Hi-Fi, and every $100 you spend gives you another entry into that draw as well. To celebrate, we're playing JB Hi-Fi Jinx. Oh, Lashgo.

This is one of my favourite games we play. I love it so much. It's where we give you two amazing items that JB Hi-Fi has given us to give away. And then you, along with someone else on the count of three, have to say the item you want. If you say the same as your partner, you miss out. You both miss out.

And we go on to the next callers. If you don't say it straight away, you miss out. But let's do an example because I feel like people need an example. So we'll give you the prizes for today and then you and I will give it a go. Yes. The first prize up for grabs is an Asus 14-inch 64-gigabyte laptop worth $499. And the second prize up for grabs today is an LG Atmos soundbar worth $998. Now, I feel like there's a bit of strategy involved today

because one of those prizes is literally worth twice as much as the other. But in saying that, maybe you need one item more than the other. Totally. You know? Totally. Yeah, good point. So there's always, you know, it's what you need. Let's give it a go.

This is exactly how the game needs to play and the timing that you need to use. Bree and I will go laptop and soundbar. Okay. Three, two, one. Soundbar. Oh, whoa, we actually got it. I knew what you were going to say, so I said the opposite. Boom, I win something.

Okay, cool. Can our contestants do the same thing? Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie. Hi, cool. Can our contestants do the same thing? Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, guys. How are you? Don't tell us what you want just yet, okay?

We've got to get Gabby on. Hi, Gabby. G'day, Gabby. Hi, guys. Oh, you guys are in the hot seat. You could win some amazing prizes here. Now, you get how the game works, right? Yeah.

Yes. Easy. Laptop and soundbar. Good luck, Gabby and Jamie. Three, two, one. Laptop. Soundbar. Do you reckon that's close enough?

I give them the green light. I say they got it. Oh, you guys are so lucky. I reckon you were a fraction of a second away from being too slow. It was a millisecond. Oh. I've got to give them the green light. Ladies, you both have picked up an amazing prize. All thanks to our mates at JB Hi-Fi.

Thank you guys so much. Thank you. You might be lucky that Brie's feeling generous there too because... That was close. I'm feeling, you know, I'm feeling generous. I think they got it. Who said soundbar? I did, Gabby.

Gabby, congratulations. You get the soundbar and Jamie, you get the laptop. Well done, guys. Nice work. Thank you. We've got another round of this to play next week, Ben. One more. One more JB Hi-Fi Jinx.

We play it this time every Friday. And like we said, you could win $100,000 from JB Hi-Fi. All you've got to do is make a purchase in there to put yourself in the draw for that hundy grand. I want to play this game forever. Just give us more stuff. Just back in a truck worth of stuff, JB. We'll give it all away.

I want to talk about this guy who's pretty much, he's in a bit of a debacle and I think I'm on his side. I'm pretty sure I'm on his side. I'm Team Russell. That's the name of this guy. But you listen to the story and you tell me whose side you're on.

So a guy named Russell, he's 54, and one day he was surprised to see a large sum of money had been transferred into his bank account. This is my dream and I check my bank account three times a day. Just to check. Yeah. So when I say large sum of money, we're talking over $90,000. Oh!

It's a lot of money, right? Anyway, he was like... I've already spent it in my mind. He was like, what the hell is going on? So the first thing he did was called his bank. That's the right thing to do. He didn't go to the car dealership. He called his bank.

Anyway, he called his bank, and he didn't get a reply straight away. And then he called them a few more times and eventually it went up the chain. And they told him that the money was an inheritance and it was his to keep. Oh. So he checked with them three times, right? He called them three different times. Each time they said, no, that's yours. It's an inheritance.

That's your money. Who gets a surprise inheritance though? Well, this is what they, he called them three times to make sure because he was like, what are you guys talking about? To be honest, they'd only need to tell me that once. And you'd be out. Well, I would record the phone call and I'd go,

cool, that's legally binding. Whether you're right or wrong, I'm good to go. So what Russell did after that was like, okay, well, I guess it's my inheritance. Anyway, so he has used some money that he has had saved and that he got in a divorce and he's decided he was going to buy this property that was a door wrapper.

Okay. So he only really had enough money to buy the property and he didn't have enough money for the renovations. But this new money that had been put into his account, he was like, sweet, I'll buy this property and then I'll use this new money. To turn the dunger into something good. Exactly, so I can live in it.

So that's what he's done. And just as he's started, you know, working on this property and trying to get it livable, cause it was quite bad. Uh, nine months later, after all this has happened, nine months, the bank has called him and said, um, you know how we said, uh, that that was definitely your money. And then we confirmed it. And then we said that again. Um, yeah, we were wrong and we need that money back. No, no deal. We need it back. No deal. No deal. Hard no deal. Because you said

you said. You promised bank. So the bank went into his account and took it all back. That's what they can do. Plus some of his money. That's not fair because So not fair. You know who's got plenty of money?

The bank. You know who did the right thing? Russell. He did. What is he supposed to do? Just leave it in the bank account forever until. Such BSA. So it's not all bad news.

He tried to give it back three times. It's not all bad news. Russell was very shocked to see after they'd taken the money out of his account, which leaves him in a very bad spot. He's now got this property where he can't renovate it. He can't live in it. He's in a very bad spot. I'm also not Russell's lawyer.

I'm just telling you the story. My client needs help. My client believes. Anyway, so he was outraged and the bank offered him compensation. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Now we're talking.

The bank offered Russell a compensation amount of $1,000. What's that going to do? That's not even going to pay for Russell's trip to Bunnings to buy dirt. Wood. Yeah, wood. Yeah. I'm on Russell's side. You know what the problem is?

Everyone dreams of having money shop in their account. There's never been a story where it's ended well. No. It's never ended well. It's never ended in. And turns out I had like a really rich auntie that lived in Scotland. You know what I mean? Yeah.

She found me. Surprise money is always dodgy, whether you find it in your account or on the side of the road. It's never a good thing. It's always too good to be true. Always too good to be true. Unless a leprechaun leads you to it at the end of a rainbow. You're good to go. In that case, you're good to go. You're good to go. I thought we could ask people, and we've done this before, but I always find these stories fascinating because it's never happened to me. It's never happened to you. But these things happen. Banks make mistakes all the time.

And I want to know, did you receive some money into your account that wasn't yours? Maybe just a business put the wrong number at the end of a bank account. And hey, there's $3.2 million. See, I'd leave the country. People have. Yeah, I'd be going to the Bahamas. For less. See, I'd leave the country. People have. Yeah, I'd be going to the Bahamas. For less. See you later.

Yeah, people have done runners for much less. Call us now, 0800DIALZM, or you can text us on 9696. Did you receive some money that wasn't yours? Bree and Clint. We're talking about this guy called Russell who his bank transferred him over $90,000 and he called them on a bunch of different occasions saying, hey, this isn't my money. You need to get this money out of my account.

So he's doing the right thing and countless times the bank told him, no, it is your money. We didn't get it wrong. It's inheritance or something. Yeah, take the money. It's yours, we promise. He was very confused. Anyway, after a number of weeks, he decided to buy a property

and then he was going to renovate it with that money and then nine months later the bank said, ah, by the way, yeah, we got it wrong. We need that money back. You know that money? Lol, funny story. Yeah, so we need it back. Anyway, he was like, I can't give it back.

And they were like, give it back. And they were like, here, we'll give you $1,000 compensation. $90,000 to $1,000. Not enough. So we want to know this afternoon, did you find some money in your bank account that wasn't yours? Maybe it was from the bank. Maybe it was from a completely random source.

Becca is here. Hi, Becca. Hi, Becca. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. Tell us, how much money did you see in your account? It was a really specific figure.

It was like $9,617. And I know that because I checked every morning for two months that it was still there. So what did you do, Becca? What did you do? Could you see who it was from? Did you call anyone about it or did you just leave it? So I had it in my head that I would wait six months

and if it was still there, that was their loss. Great logic, by the way, Becca. I love that. So my boyfriend's parents, they said I told them about it and it happened to them. Their receptionist at their business had done the same thing and they were like, you've got to give it back. Do you know where it came from?

Yeah, I searched the name in Google and found a business, like, in my area that was under the same name. And they just accidentally put it in your account. It was a total mistake. So I called the guy, and he was actually kind of grumpy at me. Why? That I hadn't given it straight back. And I was like, look, mate, what would you do?

Well, you should have gone, look, mate, I'm very rich and I didn't notice an extra $9,000 in my bank account. I'm on track of all of this money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kind of blended in. I got good karma because his receptionist called me an hour later and she was in tears. She was so happy that it had been found.

She'd been going to the bank like every week. Oh, it was her mistake. Oh, my God. It was her mistake. Well, you did the right thing, Becca. At least she was like really appreciative of you. And you know what, Becca? You get $9,617 worth of good karma.

Congratulations. It'll last you for a while, Becca. You can spend that at the karma shop, I think. Let's talk to Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hi. Did this happen to you?

Did you receive some money that wasn't yours? I received some money, but it turned out it ended up actually being mine. So long story short, this was back in Canada, and it was a long time ago. But I was on employment insurance because I didn't make enough. So they give you government grants, blah, blah, blah. So I was on it for a year. And then about six months after I got off of it, they sent, they called me and said, you owe us $6,000.

We overpaid you. So I went back, got all of my documentation, said, you didn't even give me that much money. Here's what I have. Never heard from them for about four or five months. And then I saw a deposit into my bank account for $4,000. So I called them back and said, I thought I owed you six grand. Why did you give me four grand? And the lady on the phone said, I don't know what happened,

but all I can see is that you owe us $126. If you pay that, I say keep the rest and have fun. Yes, Jackie! So that's what I did, and that was about eight years ago, and I have not heard from them since. And you've skipped the country since then, so you're home and host. I actually, I also

did not go back on employment insurance since then. I chose to take a year off and not work. I will see you again. Jackie's not work. I will do it again. Jackie's on the run. Because I did not want them to screw me over again. Well done. That's awesome.

Wow. So there you go. There is a story that works out. Let's see if Chelsea's the same. Hi, Chelsea. Hi. Are you the same, Chelsea? Did it work out?

How much money did you see in your account? Yeah, so my ex-partner accidentally deposited two grand into my bank account. Okay. And I had no way of contacting him, so yeah. Why didn't you have any way of contacting him? Because we were exes, we had blocked each other. Ah. So why do you think that he owed you money and you forgot and he transferred it to you? No, it was just randomly about like a year after we had broke up.

That's so random. And how much money was it? Two grand. That's a fair bit of money. Yeah, right. So just what, keep your head down, enjoy your $2,000? Did you keep the $2,000? Yeah, I went on holiday.

Good stuff. Nice work, Chelsea. Yep. He ain't going to miss it. He probably doesn't even know it's gone. He probably did it when he was drunk. Chelsea. Oh, classic him.

My theory is if he missed it, he would have told me. Yeah, right. Ball's in your court, ex-boyfriend. He couldn't tell you. You were blocked. No, that was when Chelsea blocked him I think Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee I'm Alex Casey

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And what it is, is The Real Pod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of the song. No hesitating. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. You better care if you want to win this game. All I'm saying is if you're a dance music act

and you want to name your band Sigma and there's already one called Sigala or vice versa. How do you know who came first? I don't know who came first. I'm just saying someone should have done their research. Who was the chicken? Who was the egg? Great question, Bree. We may never know at this stage.

So let's just call them all Cigar. Let's play the one second song challenge where we guess songs as quickly as possible. You just have to pick the winner first. Grace is here. Hi, Grace. G'day, Grace. Hiya. Have you heard the game before?

Yes. Okay, perfect. Whose team do you want to be on, Grace? Grace. Hiya. Have you heard the game before? Yes. Okay, perfect. Whose team do you want to be on, Grace? Breeze. Excellent. Join the bloody train to Winnersville. Choo-choo. Fingers crossed.

Come on, Grace. We got this, girl. Sarah, you and I are working together. Okay, awesome. I was going to pick you anyway. Good stuff, good stuff. No, you weren't, Sarah. Don't lie to us. No, you weren't. I was wrong before. You guys don't just have to pick a anyway. Good stuff, good stuff. No, you weren't, Sarah. Don't lie to us.

No, you weren't. I was wrong before. You guys don't just have to pick a winner. You have to work for this as well. Anastasia runs the game. Give us the rules. All right, the one second song challenge is a game where we play the start of a song.

The first person to buzz in with the correct song title and artist wins themselves and their team a point. First three points are wins. Bree and Clint go first, then Grace and Sarah will have a go. This week's theme is number one songs on this day in history. So any year, but just had to be number one on this day. Brie and Clint, you're going to go for round one. Let's hear it.

Break. Dave Dobbin, Slides of Heaven. Oh. That has to be one of the best starts you've ever given this game. You know what? I think it is. You've been playing catch up quite a bit. Come on, Grace.

We got this girl. When you buzzed in on that, I was like, all right, Queensland, let's hear your name this time. She came through. Well done. All right, Grace and Sarah, this is your turn. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number two.

Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Grace. Sarah. That is ABBA. Come on, Sarah. Dancing Queen. Legends. Yes.

This game is off to an amazing start. Grace, you had that one in the bag, didn't you? I did have it on the top of my tongue. I knew you did. All right, we'll go back to Bree and Clint. Let's hear song number three. Great. Oh, damn it.

Definitely got her there. Eiffel 65, Blue. What has happened to the old three? I'm actually good this week. That is very frustrating for me. I apologise, Sarah. Oh, I just got in. Grace, you can take it home here, all right?

All right, girls. We got this. Come on, Grace, we got it. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number four. Yo, say you love it, love it. Sarah. I'm going to say it was Grace.

It's Wanna Be by the Spice Girls. If you want to be my lover... Grace, we did it, baby! Better than my West Leap at the moment, Trady First Lady. You've redeemed yourself in a big way, Grace. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, mate. Thank you.

There you go. That's the one singing song challenge. That one might be my worst result ever, that one. Quick game's a good game, I always say. I want to talk about the big news that YouTube announced today where they're getting rid of the dislike button. Are they getting rid of the dislike button or are they getting rid of the dislike counter? So they're getting rid of the dislike button. Are they getting rid of the dislike button or are they getting rid of the dislike counter?

So they're getting rid of the dislike counter. The thumbs down will still be there, but, I mean, it's pointless. I think eventually they'll get rid of it altogether. So they keep it for the person who put up the video so that the person can see how many people hate their content. Which is silly because, I mean, you want to avoid that. It's weird that there even is a dislike button because for years people were saying to Facebook

put a dislike button on, put a dislike button on and even Facebook, the morally bankrupt institution of Facebook were like, no that's me. Yeah, they were like yeah, why would we do that? Imagine on Instagram if they had a dislike button. It'd just be horrible.

Morbidly, you would use it. You'd go, oh, yuck. I hate follow you. Dislike. Yeah, but then, I mean, you shouldn't be following them if you're disliking their posts. That's what I mean. And that's why a dislike button doesn't need to exist.

The dislike button is unsubscribing, unfollowing, not engaging with that content. Yeah. So apparently they're saying the reason that they're doing it is because they saw like trends of where people were disliking stuff on purpose and they call it downvote brigading. Yeah. Where people would do it, which you would see large numbers

of people internationally dislike videos posted by specific people to bring down their revenue. Right. Do you actually lose revenue from – Well, I think it affects the reach. If you're like disliking it, it's the same as – It's not going to show up in as many of those feeds. Yeah, it's the same as like anything else.

It's not going to – yeah, it's going to have a negative effect. I thought to say RIP, which I think is a great thing to get rid of the dislike button. We could just run through a few of the stats of the most disliked videos on YouTube ever. Yeah, hit me. So these are some of the most disliked videos. Do you want to start from the bottom? Because I've just picked out ones that you might know because there's

a lot of stuff in there which I couldn't really recognise. Yeah, go on. Let's kick it off with number 24 for the most disliked YouTube clips ever was this classic from Rebecca Black. It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. 3.99 million dislikes. But look at her now.

She's killing it. Is she? This just became something to dislike. It's not a great song, but she didn't deserve to be a global movement of dislike. Absolutely not, she didn't. She was just a kid. She was just a kid. People being sheep and jumping on the back of, you know, being nasty.

And it wasn't a great song. Fun fact, if you watch the Rebecca Black Friday music video, one of the green screen backgrounds she's used, it's the Auckland skyline. Is it? Oh, yeah, I did read that story that time. That's how claimed to find she's driving along the north shore of Auckland. Well, it's got massive views on YouTube and a lot of dislikes.

Coming in at number 18 for the most disliked YouTube clips was this song, Despacito. What's to dislike about this? Is it just the Bieber factor? Maybe. 5.1 million dislikes on YouTube. It's quite an important song. I love this song.

It's a cultural hit. I think it was fantastic. It's bilingual. It's the same old thing, like you said, where people, when something becomes so popular, people think it's cool to dislike it. I don't think they cared. I think that got them even more engagement. Absolutely.

They're like, thanks, Justin. It was a global hit. So they're laughing all the way to the bank. Coming in, let's get into the real big numbers, the most disliked YouTube clips ever. Number six was, do you remember these things YouTube used to do, the rewind videos where they look back at the year? So it was the 2019.

Do they not do them anymore? Well, I don't know, but I just know for a fact that there's a couple of these in the top most disliked videos on YouTube. So the YouTube rewind 2019 video came in at number six with 9.5 million dislikes. Coming in at number four for the most disliked clips was the Justin Bieber classic, Baby. Iconically, it was at the top for a long time, the most disliked clips on YouTube. 12.4 million dislikes on this video clip. Again, on a child.

It's a great song. I love it. It's a global hit. Let's get into the top two. The second most disliked YouTube clip of all time. And look, do I kind of agree with this one? Yes. Baby Shark.

You might agree. My daughter doesn't. In her opinion, this is the greatest video of all time. Yep, I kind of agree with that one. 14.4 million dislikes. Yeah. It's a punish.

I don't have a clip of the next one because it wasn't a song. The most disliked video on YouTube ever, ironically, is the YouTube Rewind 2018 video. Yeah, right. It had 19.6 million dislikes. Well, that's it. No more disliking, everybody. Yeah, let's just focus on liking.

You have to like everything from here on out. Yeah, you're not allowed to dislike anything. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment Friday-okey I love Friday-okey, it's the best I listen every Friday, I never miss Friday-okey Thanks Bree and Clint, you've made my Friday again

Friday-okey It's one of the backbones of radio broadcasting It's Friday-okey in the radio broadcasting. It's Friday Oki and the news. That's what keeps it going. Look, I think it just gives people a laugh and that's why we continue to do it. No, it's the news, ads for car dealerships and the secret sound and Friday Oki.

That's it. That's the only things that really matter in radio anymore. Those are the four pillars of radio and we are happy to present it to you. It's our special singing feature where each Friday we go head-to-head. We spend 15 minutes each with a professional engineer making it sound as good as possible. And this week the song we'll be taking on is a Chad Kroger classic.

It's no one's surprise that I am a massive Nickelback fan. And I didn't choose it because I thought you weren't. I know you like chads. Massive Nickelback fan. Yeah. Some people aren't. Some people aren't. Not me, though.

But maybe we'll convince them this week. Maybe our version of Nickelback. I think this might do the opposite. Maybe our version is what they've been missing their whole life. This might actually lose Nickelback. I think this might do the opposite. I mean, our version is what they've been missing their whole life. This might actually lose Nickelback some more fans. The real reason I chose this is because last week when we did Ariana Grande, people accused me of sounding like Chad Kroger covering Ariana Grande.

I was like, well, that wasn't the intention. So I thought, well, this week let's actually do Chad Kroger. All right. I picked the song, so I'll go first. And this is my Nickelback. How the hell did we wind up like this? And why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed?

And try to turn the tables. I wish you'd unclench your fists and unpack that suitcase. Lately, there's been too much of this. But don't think it's too late. Nothing's wrong just as long as you know that someday I will. Someday, somehow, I'm going to make it all right. But not right now.

I know you're wondering when. I'm the only one who knows that. Someday, somehow I'm going to make it all right, but not right now. I know you're wondering when. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good this week. Ben, did you load my version or did you load the original? And always humble.

That's why we love you. Always humble. Nah, humble, humble. The bar's low. The bar's low. All you've got to do is flop over this week, Brie. Look, I've got a bit of a confession. I actually bowed out of doing Friday Okie this week

and I had to call in someone else. Oh, did you? But, you know, I think it's still fair I had to call in someone else. Oh, did you? But, you know, I think it's still fair. That's not in the rules. No, I think it's still fair. I did call in someone else, but you just take a listen. Who's done it for you? You just take a listen.

Oh, this seems a bit rough. Just play. How the hell did we wind up like this? Actually, no, I don't think I'm going to be able to do this. I reckon my Uncle Keith might be good at this, though. Keith! Yeah, get out of here. I'll give it a crack.

How the hell did we wind up like this? Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed? Try and turn the tables. I wish you'd unclench your fist and unpack your suitcase. Lately, there's been too much of this, but don't think it's too late. Nothing's wrong. Just as long as you know that someday I will. Someday,. I'm gonna make it all right, but not all right now. I know you're wondering when. You're the only one who knows that.

Someday, somehow. I'm gonna make it all right, but not all right now. I know you're wondering when. Yeah, buddy, crush that, mate. Case, dig out. Shit. God, my uncle, I tell you what, he's still got it. Oh, wait, he's here.

G'day, Keith. Yeah, g'day, guys. I just want to say a big thanks for letting me come on here and love a bit of Nickelback, some Winnie Blues. I've had about eight packs today. I was going to say, is Uncle Keith back on the dunny switches? We're just going to go back outside and do some hard labour on the old nail gun. Good luck for today's Friday, Oki.

Uncle Keith, someone has already texted and said, I have a sore throat for you after listening to that. I've got a sore throat most of the time, but when you sound this sexy, it's worth every minute. Who did the best Nickelback this week? We'd love you guys to decide. The phone lines are open right now. 0800 DIAL ZM.

Call us and tell us, was it me or was it Uncle Keith this week? My throat hurts. Yeah, I'll be your throat. Bloody hurts. I've been even doing it for that. I mean,

I mean, see you, Keith. Yeah, see you. Yeah, see you later, guys. Good luck, eh? Best feedback on our Nickelbacks this week could score themselves

some free KFC chicken dollars as well and we'll get a winner for our Nickelback Friday Oaky. Where are we at? Straight after the beams. I'm going to get myself a stubby.

Can you serve a glass of water, please? Maybe some milk. Bree and Clint. B-B-B-Friday Oaky! Welcome back to Friday Oaky, everybody. There's some funny people that listen to this show. Keep the text coming.

Someone texted through and they said, Uncle Keith sounds like he inhaled the flaky pastry from a sausage roll. He's trying to clear out. Uncle Keith did his best Nickelback this week. He sounded like this. Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it all right, but not right now. I know you're wondering when. Yeah, buddy, crush that night, can't stick out.

Solid, Evan, solid. Uncle Clint sounded like this. Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it alright But not right now I know you're wondering when Someone's texted and said, if Brie loses,

I vote she has to do the rest of the show as Uncle Keith. No, Uncle Keith is a real person. I can get him back in and do the rest of the show. If Brie loses, Uncle Keith has to do the rest of the him back in Yeah alright Okay if Brie loses Uncle Keith has to do The rest of the show

And the tiramisu No if I win Uncle Keith does The rest of the show That's how it works Sam's here Hi Sam G'day Sam

How you going? Yeah good Sam How are you mate? Get out Uncle Keith Yeah One oldie to another You've had too many VBs

And too many winnings Yeah time to, you've had too many VBs and too many Winnie Reds. Time to go home, Uncle Keith. I love VBs. Who's your vote for, Sam? Clint, you nailed it this week. Thank you. I very much appreciate that. Baga.

Let's go to Caleb. Hi, Caleb. G'day, Caleb. How you going, guys? Come on, let's just finish it here, Caleb. Obviously, you're a big Keith fan and you want to vote for Keith? Oh, look, every week I'm a massive Clint fan, but with Chad Kruger on it today, Uncle Keith just smashed it out the park.

Yes, Caleb! We got him! I can't vote for Chad. Can't vote for Chad. You've got to vote for Keith. Fair call, Caleb. Have a great weekend, man. Appreciate you.

Let's talk to Siobhan. Hey, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hey. Hey, how you going? Happy great weekend, man. Appreciate you. Let's talk to Siobhan. Hey, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hey. Hey, how you going? Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday.

What are your thoughts this week, Siobhan? I absolutely loved the remix with Keith. Yes, Siobhan. Not Uncle Keith. Keith, eh, bloody Uncle Keith. No, not Uncle Keith. Keith, get in here. They're voting for you, mate.

No, stay out, Keith. Am I a bit of a war on, am I? Hey, Siobhan, stay out, Keith. Am I a bit of all right, am I? Hey, Siobhan, how are you? You sound like a bit of all right. Doing bloody great, mate. Oh, jeez. You sound like a bit of a 10 out of 10. Uncle Keith is not safe for human consumption.

Hey, thank you for your vote, Siobhan. It's two to Uncle Keith, one to Uncle Clint. Michaela's here. Hey, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hey. Hey, girl. Hey.

Are you going to take us to tie break or are you going to send Uncle Keith into the winner's circle? See, this is just a pickle because Uncle Keith triggered me and sent me straight back to the 90s when my shirtless uncles were in the garage thinking they sounded great. Yes, that's my Uncle Keith. He loves it.

Oh, God. I'm sorry. Clint smashed it, man. I think that was your best one yet. Oh, God. So I can't smash it, man. I think that was your best one yet. Oh, wow. Thank you, Michaela. Yeah, mate. Now it's like, ooh. I mean, my true calling is to do Chad Kroger covers.

Michaela, I know your uncles, and can you tell them I'm keen to have a stubby with them this Christmas? Oh, my God. I don't speak to them anymore. Too many childhood traumas. Yeah, so stay away from Michaela, Uncle Keith. Oh, shit, Michaela. Have a great weekend.

We have arrived at tiebreak, and the power is yours. Tony, g'day, Tony. G'day, Tony. Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you guys? Good, mate. What are your thoughts, your feelings?

My thoughts and feelings? Brie, you've been very creative with Uncle Keith this week. You know, I was amazed, you know, on the creativity of what you put in there. That was a real person, Tony. Real guy. That's not me. Definitely not me. Well, it's Brie slash aka Uncle Keith. Absolutely. Is it enough to get Uncle Keith over the line?

I'm voting for Brie. Yes, Tony! Let's bring it home, guys. That means I'm getting replayed after this. Someday, somehow I'm gonna going to make it all right, but not right now. I know you're wondering when. Yeah, buddy, crush that, mate. Keith, take out.

All right, off you go, Uncle Keith. Look, in my opinion, you were robbed, Clint, in my opinion. Keith, no, I'll see you at home. Keith, I'll see you at home. I think you were robbed. I think that was one of your best yet. And that's coming from me. But obviously not

Uncle Keith. Can we look at getting Uncle Keith banned from the premises, please? Hey guys, who wants to go do a couple of shots out in the iHeartLounge? I don't even know how he got in there in the first place. I brought in some Smurdoff. He smells so bad he should be setting off the Smogalarm. Come on, let's go.

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, let's get you home for a Friday with a birthday banger. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th?

So we're going to play our favourite one. Hey, Keanu. Hi, Keanu. Hello. Cool name. Are you named after the one, the only Keanu Reeves? The one, the only. Oh, that's so cool. Are you really? No, not really. I was named after a dream. Oh, really?

Okay, right. Like what? Did your parents have a dream that they would name their son Keanu? It was actually my auntie. Really? Yeah. And it turns out she was right. Wait, are you doing some weird Matrix joke? Keanu should be sick of all the Matrix rumors. Yeah, true. Let's move on, Keanu.

Let's pretend like this didn't happen. What's your birthday? The 13th of March, 2001. All right, you were 16 in 2017, and on the 13th of March, on your 16th birthday, this had the number one hit. I'm waiting for it, that green light. I was on the aisle.

Come get my things, but I can't let go. I'm waiting for it, that green light. Lorde and Green Lights. In my top three favourite Lorde songs of all time, I'd say. Do you love it, Keanu? Um, yep. He's not a huge fan. Okay.

Keanu. It's all right. Hey, it's kind of fitting because hopefully if we play that song, we'll move into the traffic light system. We've got to go red light first and then orange light. No, we'll just go straight to green light. Who said we had to go red light first? Great point. Be optimistic, right? Exactly. Let's talk to Sarah. G'day, light. No, we'll just go straight to green light. Who said we had to go red light first? Great point.

Be optimistic, right? Exactly. Let's talk to Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. I heard that it's your birthday tomorrow. It is. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow. You got plans for it? I think we're going to go ice skating with

a few people and push some people over on the ice. You're evil. I love it. At least you're honest. You know you don't just get to do that because it's your birthday. You don't get to push them over and go, it's my birthday, I'm allowed. No, that's the birthday deal they have at the ice skating.

Is it? Right, okay. You get to push as many people over as you want. Usually it costs you $5 per person. Sarah, what year? 1996. So you were 16 in 2012 and on the 13th of November

in 2012, this was number one. I'm gonna pop some Jags Only got $20 in my pocket Oh, great birthday bangers, Sarah. It's a classic. It is a classic. God, that was big.

What year did you say this was? 2012. God, is this song almost 10 years old? Yeah. Wow. That's another man's come up. Good birthday banger, Sarah. Wait there, we're going to do one more for Sam.

G'day, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello. How are you? I'm good. That's good to hear. Sam, what's your birthday? The 23rd of March, 1992.

All right, Sam, you were 16 in 2008. And on the 23rd of March in 2008, this reached the top of the chart. Great song. That's my vote. Yeah, that's a banger. Jordan Sparks and Chris Brown, no air. What happened to Jordan Sparks? Was she the one that dated Jason Derulo?

Yeah. Yeah, for a while. Yeah, and nursed him back to health after he broke his neck. That's right. And then he cheated on her. And then he cheated on her, yeah. Yeah. Lovely.

Good dude. Sam, what do you reckon? You like yours? I do. I think that's banger. Yeah. Absolute banger. That's my vote.

Wait there. I have to disagree with you today and I have to vote for Lord Greenlight. Okay. That's my Friday pick. I think that's the energy we need on a Friday. All right. I will keep it fair

and I won't go to Anastasia for the split vote. Because she'll vote for Lord Greenlight. Because she would just vote for Lord Greenlight. I feel like Ben is the impartial person to throw the vote to today. Ben, you have all three available. You have Macklemore Thrift Shop, Lord Greenlight, and Jordan Sparks, Chris Brown, No Air. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today?

I'm also going to go Lord Greenlight. I think it's fantastic. Lame, you guys. What? Lame. But I do, I mean, like I said, it's one Lame you guys What? Lame But I do I mean Like I said

It's one of my favourite Lord songs Keanu you just won Birthday banger Well done Let's go Let's go Racist

Can't wait till this is over That is so racist Who made that? Ben is that you doing that racist Italian accent? Sounds like Ben to me Is that you? Uh

Yep Let's hear it Let's hear it and then we'll put it together What did it say? A brilliant cleanse a tiramisu No I just used you

That's what I used That was you Even more racist That's fine because I can because I'm Italian Tonight we cook your nuna's famous tiramisu on Zoom, one night only.

We're not posting the link after that, so it just disappears afterwards. You can watch it live on Facebook on the Bree and Clint page, and you can get a link to it by texting ZOOM to 9696. You might still have time to get all the ingredients, and you can cook along with us as well if you feel like it. If you rushed to New World now, you might. We talked to an expert food reviewer this week, Eat Lit Food, Albie from

Eat Lit Food, who said everything about your tiramisu was wonderful except for one ingredient which he found quote on quote, a bit bogan. Yeah, but he didn't say he didn't like it. No. He just said it was bogan. Yeah. That's it. Which made me question whether

it's authentic, this tiramisu of yours you say it comes from the old country that your nuna brought it over from traviso most of the recipe comes from the old country the cadbury flake which is crushed up and dusted on top while a delicious touch i wonder if you've you know bastardized the tiramisu a bit so what we're about to do is we're about to put in a phone call to a very reputable Italian restaurant here in Auckland. Yes. And I'm going to ask them straight up. I'm going to try and speak to the chef and find out if...

There's... ...crashed flake... There's no doubt in my mind... ...is from the old country. ...that the Italian chef will say, absolutely, in trinaviso, when we created the tiramisu, we went down to the dairy and we got some Cadbury Flakes and we put them in there. They didn't have that.

We just got a morro bar and chewed it up a bit. Let's put in the call and find out once and for all because we're cooking this thing tonight, so we need to know. Hi there. Is it possible? I know you guys are just closing up. Is it possible to speak with the chef at all? No, sorry.

The chef already left. Oh, okay. Can I ask you, is that okay? Do you serve a tiramisu? No, sorry. The chef already left. Oh, okay. I'll go to... Can I ask you, is that okay? Do you serve a tiramisu? Yeah, of course. You know, on top, do you put chocolate

on top of your tiramisu? Yes. Is it just crumbled up flake bar? Like, do you guys just squash a flake bar from the gas station and just put that on top? Cocoa.

Oh, you use actual cocoa? Yeah. Would you ever put just like a flake bar on top of your tiramisu? Or is that a bit yuck? No, sorry. Usually tiramisu is just with cocoa.

Is it not very Italian to put a Cadbury flake on top? No, not really. Okay. All good. No worries. Thanks for the advice. See you guys in your restaurant when you open up again. Perfect.

Thank you, sir. Ciao. Sorry, I hung up on him. Perfect. Thank you, sir. Ciao. Ciao. Sorry, I hung up on him. Not very Italian was the result of that. I'll check the recipe again. Pretty sure it's also not in my Nuna's recipe. But we'll just see what happens, eh? It's unique.

It's all about how you crush the flake, eh? Yeah, exactly. It's all about the crumble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trust me on this. Trust me on it. Trust me on it. I said before there's a show that the experts are saying offers better sexual education to the youth

than sexual education does at schools. The Chase. No, not The Chase. No, what? There's even mildly sexual about The Chase. Have you ever watched it? What bit of The Chase gave you any form of sexual awakening, encouragement?

You haven't seen the final chase? Oh, where it's a race to climax. Oh yeah. It's a race to the finish. You're not meant to race actually, you're meant to take your time. Yeah, the male chasers always win. It's not The Chase. It's not The Chase. As sexy as I do find The Governance, the show

offering better sex ed than school sex ed is Sex Ed, the TV show Sex Ed. That makes sense. They've said that the show is more inclusive. It's more diverse and honest. It shows a range of relationship types and normalizes things like role play. They really cover a long and vast list of things on that show A long and girthy

Long, thick List Mahoosive list Lots of hard topics No, it's good I think it's awesome because a lot of young people are watching that show as well Which I think, you know It sends a good message, I think

It does And it does it with humour And it does it with Entertainment and it does it with... Entertainment. Yeah, absolutely. It's enjoyable to watch. It's not boring, so people actually watch and not just tune out. And no offence to our teachers, you can't compete with that.

We don't expect you to be a teacher and also be as entertaining as Gillian Anderson from The X-Files. Yeah. It's just not realistic. However, I do think that some schools could have done better in the past, not singling out any but my school, if you're listening. I hope the curriculum has changed. Oh, no.

I thought, I don't know. Guys don't have to if you don't have one, but can we share some bad experiences from sex ed? What did you do? No, I didn't do anything. What did you do? I didn't do anything. But do you look back at your sex ed and go, oh, that was good.

I learned what I needed to. I don't think we even really had much sex ed at my school. Really? Well, I vaguely remember like one class in PE where they sat us in a classroom. Yeah. Maybe and talked to us about some stuff. Yeah, ours was in PE as well. Yeah.

Why is it in PE? I don't know. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Right, okay. 900 horny students in one place every day and they don't think to give you some information. But they'll teach you about algebra. Yeah, absolutely.

Everyone uses that. I went to a Catholic high school, so our sexual education had to be approved by the Catholic diocesan. It had to go via the priest. So it would have been very PG. Very PG to the point that the teachers didn't really talk about it. They just put on a video and said, watch this.

Oh, that's not good. And in the video, it was like this, like really old. You know when something's old? When you were at school, even in the 2000s, it seemed old and it's all like grainy. And it was this lady and she just pulled out this enormous piece of wood and she goes this is how you put on a condom and then she rolled down this

Well that splinters. Over a piece of wood that looked the size of a rolling pin. Not realistic. Well that's what we thought as teenage boys we're sitting there going is that what it's meant to is that? Because mine doesn't. Was that what you were thinking? That's what I was thinking

That's what I was thinking but no one felt confident enough to say everything Everyone was just like oh yeah that's my one My one looks like a banister off some internal stairs as well And to be honest I feel like that's pretty much all they do in sex ed is they whip out a banana and roll it on

and then they're like, cool, job done. Off you go, don't get pregnant. Yeah, everyone knows what they're doing now. Good luck figuring out what you are. And then you get there your first time and you're like, where the hell is the banana? So there you go. If you're avoiding that conversation at the moment,

maybe just put on sex ed. That's actually a really good tip, especially for your teenage kids too. And everybody have a banana.