ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 12th October 2021

Episode Date: October 12, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network G'day everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where I've got good news everybody, good news. This is the kind of news I know you guys are into and you're going to be happy for me. I have signed up... Are you going to do a drumroll? Oh yeah, good idea Ben, good idea. Is that good? Yeah, it is that good.

I have signed up to a new streaming service. Music streaming service. If you talk about title again on this show, you're cancelled. Nah, title's cancelled. Nah. I got off. It was costing me too much money. You tried to get us on that BMW

for so long. So nah, once my free trial ended, I ended it. Because they charged me $30-something. So they're gone. That's what I said to my last partner. You're gone. Free trial's over. You're gone.

Once my free trial ended, I ended it. It's only a one-night free trial with you, isn't it? Yeah, one night only. Yeah, yeah. Your guess is gone. Title? It's not title. Anastasia?

Pandora. Nah, Pandora. Is it just like iHeartRadio? Yeah, and it doesn't Exist in New Zealand anymore Ben Come on You guys care about this

This is good shit Yeah we do Okay it was Apple Music I didn't even guess yet Oh my god You gave me so much shit For having Apple Music Why do you have

Apple Music now Did I Yes Did I I had Apple Music for ages And i knew it was shit but i had already bought i already had bought the subscription and i couldn't swap over and i like your honesty break i really respect that i really i knew it was terrible hey well i'd like to take this opportunity to apologize and take back my comments it was big of you man because i'm now on apple

music why because uh well they gave me three months for free, which helped. But you're a Samsung guy. Yeah, but you can still get Apple Music. Yeah. I didn't know that. You can get Apple Music on an Android. You can get it on your computer. Yeah.

I don't know. I'm very confused by this. They do high quality audio streaming. Yeah, but. So they do what I want a title for for half the price. Apple music sucks balls, man. When you go back to Spotify, you'll have like a year's worth

of music missed. Spotify shoots all over everything. But not for sound quality. Why do you want sound quality? Are your ears that old that you need perfect sound? No, it's because my your ears that old that you need perfect sound? No, it's because my ears are that good that I need perfect sound.

Because I can hear. You sound so pretentious right now. It's the most pretentious thing you've ever said. Does it download in the Audi? Like, do they have it in the Audi? Will it improve the listening experience in the Audi? Might be the Bose system in the Audi. Hey, it's a Bang & Oluf Bose system in the Audi. Hey,

it's a bangin' Olofsson system in the Audi. Do you have subs? A what? An Olofsson. I don't know how to say it. It's German. Do you have subs in there? There is a sub somewhere. Whoa, that's cool. See, that's what impresses a 23-year-old. Subwoofers.

Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, I'm an Apple Music guy now Did you know that Apple Music Pays artists twice as much For their streams Yeah that's cool But it doesn't make up for just How shit the services

Well I don't know I've only been on it for 15 But you can't make collaborative playlists You what You can't make collaborative playlists And get your yearly raps. Trust me. Use it for like a week and you'll be like, what the hell is this? And when everyone gets their raps in two months, in December,

I'll be like, oh, my number one listened artist is Dua Lipa. Clint, what about you? And you'll be like, I don't know. I've got open music. She's probably there. Yeah, you do have me there. But actually, I've just also realized. I don't want to be able got open music. She's got you there. Yeah, you do have me there. But actually, I've just also realised... I don't want to be able to hear you over the wonderful sound quality.

As an employee of NZME, I only stream on iHeartRadio. Same. I listen to Artist Radio on iHeartRadio and that's all I listen to. Same, it's the best quality music. When I'm not listening to ZM, 91 ZM in Auckland and all across New Zealand on iHeartRadio, live and streaming everywhere. Well, clearly, clearly.

Oh, we don't have to add the ad into this podcast. Clearly, Anastasia, you didn't let me finish. Yeah. That I now have Apple Music. It's now my third favourite way to listen to music. Amazing. Perfect. What's your first?

An 8-track. The right. I didn't get that joke. It's what was around before cassettes. I'm too young. Oh, that's good. Anyway, don't contact me because I'll be busy listening to high-quality audio. What am I going to listen to today?

Maybe. Duran Duran. Oh, God. Who who knows the world is my hoister wow um now you're gonna make it awkward aren't you no i was gonna offer anybody else the chance to bring anything to the table that they need to bring up anybody else signed up to anything um i'm using someone's how's that premium um porno subscription that your friend gave you access to stop telling people that you're not meant to dish out your username You said it

No not on here No that was an off air I was just testing you That's how I made a note to go and check it out I haven't actually ever used it I haven't had time Maybe I should go look at it It's a premium

It's not the one that rhymes with horn hub It's a lady centric one It's a premium It's not the one that rhymes with horn hub It's a lady It's for women It's porn for women No boys allowed Clint There's boys on there though I don't know Right okay well I'll stick with Apple Music

You stick with horn hub I'm not on porn hub I didn't say porn hub Have you guys ever been on OnlyFans? Remember that, Anastasia? Remember when we were down in Wanaka? Put it up on the TV. Holidaying there.

I'd love to see it. I'd love to see how it works. There's nothing. It's like Twitter, but all the content's locked. Yeah, you need to pay for everything. Harry Jowsey's like, it looks like Twitter. Harry Jowsey on there? Yeah, we looked at Harry Jowsey's and he's like,

hey guys, woke up. Million dollars. Well, we don't know because it was all locked. Shows his dick and stuff. But yeah, it was like, hey guys, woke up this morning with a big one and I assume it wasn't an omelette. No. Why would it ever be an omelette?

I don't know. It was a joke she was making. I got the joke. I think I've figured out how I'm going to fund my title. Just kidding, I'm not doing dick pics. Unless...

I've already blown my chance. Foot pics? No. Dick pics? There's that woman on there that farts on there and makes thousands of dollars and I'm giving that shit away for free.

You've got a one-upper. Well, I'm down. Only fans, but it's just you and your mum farting in front of me. Hey, people would probably pay good money for that. You would make bank. That's what's creepy about it. Me and my partner had this conversation once where we were talking about like that scenario.

And I'd be like, how much would it take to actually do that? Where if it was like guaranteed, so say someone came up to you and they said, if you post pictures of you, so there's no nudity or anything. It's just you farting. If someone said you'll make 300K a year and you have to post once or twice a week you'd do it would you do it what are you posting just videos of her farting just videos of you farting not sexual ones yeah but you gotta you gotta accept that it's going to be sexualized that's what i mean yeah so you have to be comfortable with that would 300 000 for a year because you've

got to go are the videos of you already doing it being sexualised anyway? Well, that's the thing. Your face would be in it. Then no. Imagine getting recognised at the supermarket or something. For being the fart person. I literally already do this, Ben. There's videos of me farting on the internet. So that means it's a yes,

you would. No, I'm not saying that I would. Because it's putting it out there in a way where you know. No, I'm not saying that I would. Because it's putting it out there in a way where you know it's that, whereas I'm not putting it on my socials for that. 100%. If people are choosing to do that, I mean, you know, whatever, but that's not why I'm

posting it, you know. Yeah. But obviously if I did on OnlyFans, then... There's not much I wouldn't do for $300,000. Yeah, I was going to say... Would you do that? For yearly income. and it was a guaranteed 300k for the next five years but you have to obviously do the work five years five years this is not hard work five years that's a lot of cheese yeah do it yeah do it yep i think you'd be dumb not to do it i could i could do it for a life experience i could set up the rest of my life with that. And then after that, I could disappear.

I could delete all my social presence and just go live in the woods. No, that's not going to get deleted. Until 15 years later when some guy finds me living in a cabin and it's like, hey, porn fart guy. Do you also know something that I realised the other day that I only found out is I found out about someone that I know that does it and they've got New Zealand and Australia blocks. So that's the only...

He said the only people that he knows are in New Zealand and Australia. Oh, but that'd be most of my target audience. That's the rest I take, you know. Well, they're the ones that get the free streaming service on your Facebook. I literally... You know what I could do? I could literally... All these videos of me that I've posted on my social media for a laugh,

I could literally just pepper those through. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm sitting on a goldmine. I would definitely sell fake packs. Huh? Would you rather that?

No. All right. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Let's put together our business plans together later. Or not. Yeah, or not. And let's enjoy a podcast, everybody. And to our Apple Music listeners, can you get them on Apple Music, the podcast? Yeah, definitely. No, I don't think it's our Apple Music listeners Can you get them on Apple Music the podcast?

Yeah definitely Nah I don't think it's on there Yes you definitely can Apple Podcasts Are you sure? Yes it's yeah Well hello Apple Podcasts that's what it is

Yeah Hello to everybody Because that's a different entity Yeah They don't put everything in the same thing Alright well hello to everybody Here's the podcast Hey Google

What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Okay, everybody.

Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Did you hear that about the Vax-a-thon? Vax-a-thon? Vax-a-thon? Yeah, so this Saturday, Super Saturday, where they're trying to get over 100,000 people vaccinated. All vaccines must go, go, go. Pretty much.

They're doing a TV telethon from midday until 8 o'clock. Who's going to host the Vax-a-thon? Surely Hilary Barry. Yeah, probably. Surely Hillsbaz hosts the Vax-a-thon. Maybe she doesn't want to be around that, though. Why not? Because then she has to cough up all those chocolate fishes that she promised.

You know, you don't want to put yourself in a position. And if I remember telethons, who would call in and they'd go, hey, I'll donate $100,000 if the host will shave their head right now. Is that what it is? Well, I don't know how it's going to work. We're not looking for any money. Someone's like, hey, I'll go and get 50 vaccinations right now if Hilary Barry shaves her head right now.

I'm going to get out a loan of $100,000 and call in and get Hilary Barry to shave her head. I don't know if she's the host, by the way, but she's the logical one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Man, if you got a Hilary Barry chocolate fesh,

would you eat it or would you frame it? I'd eat it. Yeah, good point. Yeah, life's too short. People come around, you show them your chocolate fish on the wall and they're like, cool. And they're like, what's that? And you're like, oh, that's the chocolate fish Hillary Barry gave me

and they'll go, sure it is. Looks like the chocolate fish I got from the dairy. Today on the show, you're shot at 15 grand. The secret sound is jackpotted and your shot at guessing it is coming up at 4 o'clock and 5 o'clock this afternoon. Give you a little sneak peek. This is the secret sound. 15 grand, if you know what that is.

15K, that little tiny sound is worth. But right now, if you want 50 bucks, we're going to play a round of tradie versus lady. If you want to play, 0800 dials at him. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus ladies. Alright, score update for the year.

The ladies got one back yesterday sitting at 83 wins. The tradies sitting at 85. We're playing for $50 cash thanks to KFC and let's meet our contestants. Our lady is 24. She's from the Hawke's Bay and she can spread all her toes apart separately.

Welcome to the show, Brooke. Hello, Brooke. Bet you love jandalsies and, Brooke, you get to show off your special talent. Yeah, well, I do have foot model toes, so that's all right. Do you actually have good looking feet? I do. I love my feet. Oh, that's, Yeah, because I have rarely looked at someone's foot and been like,

ooh, that's a good looking foot. That's a good foot, yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, I've definitely got one of those feet. Okay, go you in your foot confidence. We like it.

You'll be taking on our tradie today. He's 34. He's from Tauranga and he plays... He loves playing poker. Welcome to the show, Nev. G'day, Nev.

What's your biggest... How you going? What's your biggest win in poker, Nev? No, not that much. Probably about $1,500 or something. Not much. Not too bad. He's lying. He's using his poker face right now. He's a millionaire.

He's a millionaire. Okay, Nev, your buzzer is tradie. Brooke, your buzzer is lady. First to three gets that $50 cash. Good luck. All right, here we go. Question number one. DC Comics revealed that the latest Superman is bisexual.

What is Superman's alter ego's name? Trady. Yes, Nev. Clark Kent. Clark Kent is correct. One to the tradies. Question number two. Which former All Black has a new book out this week?

Is it A, Sonny Bill or B, Dan Carter? Tradie. Yes, Nev. Sonny Bill. It is Sonny Bill. Oh, you're off to a ribber, Nev. All right, Nev, you've got two. Brooke, you need this one, okay?

Okay. All right, here we go. Question number three. It might be up your alley, this question, Brooke, so getting quick. Great reviews for Kim Kardashian from her SNL hosting performance this week. Which sister of Kim was a Victoria's Secret angel? Trady. Nev's in first.

Kendall. You've nailed it, Nev. Clean sweep. Oh, he's a worthy last man. Well done, Nev. You're a master of all knowledge in this quiz, and you get 50 bucks cash. Congratulations.

Sweet, thank you. Hey, Nev, how did you know that Victoria's Secret angel question? No, I think Kendall Jenner's the hottest one. Kendall Kardashian's the hottest one. I'd have to agree. She's like my favourite. She's up there. There you go. That's Trady favourite. She's up there. There you go.

That's Trady vs Lady. The first festival of summer fell over today because of COVID-19. This sucks. It's because people aren't ready for Hot Girl Summer yet. Yeah, we've had too much time in lockdown. Too many farm-baked cookies. Hot Girl Summer's on. It's been postponed.

No, Long Line Festival in Gisborne has been cancelled. It was meant to be on on Labour Weekend. Our very own Festy Pest producer, Anastasia, had tickets to be there. So you'll be particularly gutted about this, won't you, Anastasia? I've been excited for this for a whole year. Yeah. And it's the only thing I want to go to this year. I know you're really actually devastated because you've got accommodation

where you can't get your money back. Yeah, if anyone wants a 10-person Airbnb with a pool in Gisborne for the long weekend. Yeah, because they haven't gotten back to you, hey? No, no, not yet. But that's fine. No, it's not fine. We've got some nice photos of the place.

You didn't put on your credit card, did you? No, there's another girl in the group. No, we've already paid for it. Yeah, right. I have an idea for you. Do you want to come round to my house this weekend? I'll put a little paddling pool in the corner. And we'll put, you know, I'll get a Yui Boom out onto the deck.

Play some David Dallas. You know, maybe we'll get DJ Clint around and we'll have our own little fest. It was all good until you mentioned Clint. Well, we can find another dude. Got too good. Screw you Anastasia. I was feeling sorry for you. Not anymore. So Longline Festival is off. People are having to cancel things left,

right and centre. I've got high hopes of being in a stag do on Waiheke Island in three weeks. I don't know that that's going to happen. I don't know about that. The Prime Minister has a wedding coming up this summer and she was asked this morning on TV, does she honestly think that her wedding is going to go ahead? Here's what Jacinda had to say.

We're all kind of wondering, is the wedding... I mean, are you expecting it will happen as planned? Should people this summer be expecting their weddings to happen? So I've always said that... I've said that we were working towards getting married this summer and we are still working towards getting married this summer and we are still working towards getting married this summer. And I'm still giving every single waking hour to do everything I can to give New Zealanders the summer they deserve.

Oh, she's good, isn't she? You know what's interesting is he's like, you know, the guy is like, do you expect everything to go to plan? Well, if there's one person that has any say in changing something, I feel like she's got a pretty good idea. Some people are actually scheduling their wedding to be on the same day as the Prime Minister's. They're like, wow, if she's going to get us open by any time,

surely it's in time for her wedding. I feel like she's got an inside kind of, you know, idea of what's going on. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon because was it this week? No, last week. Last week I was meant to be at a wedding in Perth Anastasia was going to go to a wedding in Australia All sorts of things getting cancelled

Left, right and centre Let's have a big old where fest this afternoon Oh, wino clock Yeah, but yeah It is about time for a wino clock So we bust out the world's smallest violin Have a little cry about it Let's go, wino clock, what have you Should we bust out the world's smallest violin? Have a little cry about it. Let's go. Wino clock.

What have you got? What has been cancelled for you already because of this lockdown? Okay. What have you missed out on because of COVID-19 this time around? Call us on 0800DIALZM. Text us on 9696.

We promise to feel incredibly sorry for you. And... Well, there's nothing else we can do. You can have a wine together. Yeah. The liquid kind. And the whinging kind. And the vocal kind.

Bree and Clint. We want to know what got cancelled for you. Longline Festival in Gisborne on Labor Weekend has been cancelled. They are gutted too. It was their second one. The first one sold out. This one sold out. And now they've had to cancel it.

Because they don't know when they can put it on. And Anastasia's out of her Airbnb accommodation. They won't give her her money back. And it's just adding to the list of things that COVID has just bloody screwed up for everybody. And it's okay to feel shit about that. And it's okay to complain about that. So that's what we're doing this afternoon.

If they take the opportunity to do the third annual Friendsmas party I do at my house away. Oh, we have to do Friendsmas. Oh, it's a must. You know what? If we're not out of lockdown, you have to do Friendsmas in a park, but pretend it's a boot camp because you're allowed to have 10 people for a boot camp.

We just have to be two metres apart. You get the microphone. Just every couple of drinks, we'll do some burpees. Well, yeah, we'll make the dumbbells look like they're dumbbells, but they will actually be bears. Let's talk to Donna. Hi, Donna. G'day, Donna.

Hello. What have you missed out on because of COVID? What got cancelled? My poor husband's 60th got cancelled during COVID. No! What were you going to do for him? We had a big surprise birthday planned at my daughter's house. He knew nothing.

Well, at least he wasn't disappointed when it got cancelled, Donna. Yes. That's true, Bree. Don't tell him. He's none the wiser, Donna. He knows. Oh, bugger. Oh, you stitched yourself up there.

That sucks. Julia's here. Hi, Julia. Hi, Julia. Hi, guys. Oh, I can hear it in your voice. Julia, what have you missed out on, mate? Oh, the cider festival in Napier.

No, not the bloody cider festival. I know. When was that meant to happen? 16th of November. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. That's ages away. Why have they cancelled that?

Oh, I think they just know that we're all sorry, that we might be screwed still. And even in Napier? Even in Napier, yeah, they've pushed out to February, so. Yeah, right.

Are you going to have your own cider festival at home? Oh, mate, 100%. Just doing a couple of bottles of scrumpy tape to your head?

Julia, I've been having my own cider festival multiple weekends in a row at my place. You know, like, I probably don't need any more cider,

but I'm like, hey, I'm going to be an expert on cider. The best thing about your home cider festival is you don't need any drinks tokens. Exactly. Sorry about that, Julia. That sucks. We'll talk to Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us what got cancelled

because of COVID. One of my fiancé's wedding three times and four overseas trips. Wait, three times, Courtney? Yeah, we have been engaged since 2018 and our wedding's in Maratonga and every time we go into lockdown seems to be when our wedding's re-planned and so we just keep pushing it out. Don't say it. I don't want to put a damper on anything, but do you take it as a sign?

Don't say it. No. We've come to the conclusion we'll be 80 years old walking down the beach in our Zimmer frames, and that's all right. Yeah, right. And that's fine. Have you lost much money from this? Yeah, we've lost a little bit, but it's also like we've got a lot of family in Aussie,

so we can't have a wedding until Aussie can fly as well. Yeah, that's so rough. It's kind of messing around with a few people. Yeah, I'll bet. All right. I feel for you, Courtney, three times. Can you imagine how stressful that is? That's so rough.

Yeah, there's a whole lot of brides and grooms out there going through it. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're one of many. It doesn't make it any easier, but you're in good company, I think. There you go. COVID sucks. We all know that.

I hope it's not too hard on you. Well that was a depressing topic wasn't it? Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. As it heralds new podcasts, the front page is your short sharp daily news podcast. Join me, Damien Venuto, every weekday morning as

I chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is big news today, and it's about The Office, the US version, and who originally auditioned

for some of the roles in that show. So wild. It's like those things you can never imagine anyone else doing the roles other than like Steve Carell or John Krasinski. Would you believe that Seth Rogen was actually up for the role of Dwight? Which obviously went through rain. Wild.

Can you imagine Seth Rogen? Yeah. I kind of can. I can. Was it before he was a big deal? Is that when it was? Well, it was about 15 years ago. Yeah, right.

15 plus years ago, yeah. Okay, yes. Interesting. We love that. And also, Bob Odenworth, do you guys know who that is from Better Call Saul? Yes. Yes.

He was actually up for a role in the, I think he was up for Sid Carell's role. Yeah, I can't imagine knowing him actually being that role. No one could ever play Sid Carell, ever. Not possible. Yeah, fascinating. Yeah, quite interesting. In an alternate universe, these other versions exist.

And are they funny? We'll never know because we can't travel versions exist. And are they funny? Yeah. We'll never know because we can't travel there. Because we are one-dimensional people. And that's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Liquid Self-Service Laundromats,

you can wash and dry duvets from eight bucks in under an hour. Brian Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound Season 10 A little bit early this one. A little bit early, but that's good. We gotcha. Here with a shot at $10,000. No, $15,000

at Jack Potter this morning is Sonia. Kia ora, Sonia. Hi, Sonia. Kia ora, Brie. Kia ora, Clint. It's afternoon, Clint. Did I say good morning? No, I said at Jack Potter this morning, it went up this morning No but I like it Thanks for keeping me on my toes Keep us on our toes mate

What are you going to do with the 15 grand if you win it this morning? Yeah just a lot a lot I've got a van that needs doing up so that I can travel around with my kids and my husband and I've got a house that needs doing up so that I can travel around with my kids and my husband. And I've got a house to paint.

And, yeah, a lot. Sounds like you've got heaps of things that you can spend it on, Sonia, which is great. Makes it all the more worth it to win. So, Soundkeeper Ella will pass you on to her right now. Thank you. Hello, Sonia. Hi, Ella. How are you?

I'm going good. Now, I heard that you want to travel away in a van with your family and you have a house to paint. Is that right? Yes. Yes. Okay, so that $15,000 would be in use definitely. What was your secret sound guess? Well, it's along the lines with what I actually want to do and have been doing.

I think it's popping the lid off a tin of paint with a screwdriver. Ooh. Yeah, I like that. Okay. And did paint become back available in Level 3 that you could get it? Yes, you could. You could go and do a click and collect. Yeah, so that works with the clue.

Yes, funnily enough. It could be decking staying because I know you guys were staying in your deck. Yes, I was going to say that. I've been doing that in the weekend. What a handy woman. Yeah, I know. I've been mum out there. Oh, you and your mum? Yeah.

Staying in the deck. Great fun. So I'll be honest, yes, I've done that. But in saying that, Sonia, that is not the secret sound. Sorry, Sonia. Not this time. No stress.

No stress at all. Keep trying, though. Someone's got to get it. It's worth 15 grand. You've been an absolute delight. You have a good rest of your morning, Sonia. We didn't even get a good listen to the sound this time. to get it. It's worth 15 grand. You've been an absolute delight. You have a good rest of your morning, Sonia. We didn't even get a good listen to the sound this time.

This is it. If you think you know what that is, five o'clock, the next guest is coming up. I'm really impressed, can I say, with the guesses this season. They're good quality. Well, actually,

are they good quality guesses, Ella? Yeah, for the most part. There's been a few that have been cute, I'll say. Oh. I've been really impressed. Well, she knows what it is, so she knows how good they are. There's been a few that have been cute, I'll say. Oh. I've been really impressed. Well, she knows what it is, so she knows how good they are. That's what I mean.

I just feel like a lot of people, most of them fit in with the clues, and I feel like I can nearly hear it every time they guess something. I'm like, it could be that. Yeah, that works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. That's good. Well, 5 o'clock, one hour to wait until your next shot at The Secret Sound.

It's thanks to Neon. You can get great streaming services from a Kiwi streaming services with Neon. I can't wait. Neon, because Love Island Australia is coming back to Neon in the next couple of days. That's your set for the next how long, right? Mate, I literally thought to myself the other day, I was like, what show am I going to watch now? And then, boom, Love Island Australia is coming, which is awesome.

Up next on the show, though, let's talk tattoos because there's some big, famous stars who have revealed what their matching tattoos that they got together mean. And I'm just going to say it's a little bit cringe, in my opinion. You reckon? I'll tell you what it is. You wait until they break up. Well, then it makes it worse, doesn't it?

Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Did they get matching tattoos? Yeah. Did they? Yeah. I didn't know that. Brian Clint, we'll talk about it next, isn't it? When I wake up.

Brian Clint. I want to talk about Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. Oh, yep. Because they've been dating for quite a while now. And, you know, they've been the biggest chat about celebrity relationships because they're just that couple. You know, they got matching tattoos and then it was a secret what it was about. And then they decided they were going to wear each other's blood

in a vial around each other's necks. Oh, did they? Yeah. Oh, gross. They did a Billy Bob Thornton and... Angelina Jolie. They did that, didn't they? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So they're the new Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton. It's just a bit like, we get it, you like each other, okay? Chill. Yeah. Chill. No, we get it.

You're obsessed with each other. We get it. We literally get it. They got matching tattoos and the inscription of the tattoo was the darkest fairy tale. Yeah, okay, cool. Which they have revealed what that was about. Can I guess? Yeah, I want you to guess.

To them, they are the darkest fairy tale. They shouldn't be and yet they are. And here they are. The world doesn't want them to be together but damn the haters. Two villains who have found each other in this world of good. Yeah. Is that what it is? Well, apparently they have said that it's something to do

with one of the first text messages that they ever sent each other. Oh, okay. Yeah. And they decided, I think that was in one of the first text messages they ever sent each other. Yeah. They decided they'd get it tattooed and boom, they've got matching tattoos. Yeah. And they decided, I think that was in one of the first text messages they ever sent each other. Yeah. They decided they'd get it tattooed and boom, they've got matching tattoos. Okay.

You have tattoos? Yes. And you are in a loving long-term relationship? Would you get matching tattoos with your partner? No. No. No. I'm married.

I wouldn't get a matching tattoo with my partner. Don't want a matching tattoo. Because also once her parents found out that she had a matching tattoo with me, they'd blame me. They'd go, you convinced our daughter to get a tattoo. Well, it depends what the tattoo was of. Like if it was, you know, some sort of All Blacks tattoo, then I think you'd be in trouble.

No, I think I'd be all right if it was All Blacks, actually. Oh, you reckon? Unless his dad would be like, I wanted to hate it, but I bloody love it. I love those boys so much. We knew it was your idea. I'm so glad that it's on my daughter's body now. I'm so glad you got 2011-2015 World Cup. Back to back, baby.

Yeah. Even before they won, you just backed it up, you know? It's not on my to-do list. No. I don't want a matching tattoo because I feel like a matching tattoo, not for everyone,

but can be really high up there for one of the most regrettable tattoos to get. And also people think that it could jinx your relationship too. That is something that people say.

Yeah. A lot. There'll be people out there listening right now who are in perfectly stable relationships with tattoos. And we've talked to them before. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

It's just, I don't want to tempt fate. Do you risk it? Do you risk it? Although I don't have any tattoos, so I might be more likely to get my first tattoo if it's with someone else. If we're both like, let's do it together. Do you want to get a tattoo with me?

No, not particularly. Come on. Well, what tattoo would we get? I don't know, but we can discuss that. How excited? We're getting matching tattoos. I'll think on it, okay? You think about it. I can think about couples who are doomed with their

matching tattoos already, like Katy Perry and Russell Brand. They both got an inscription on their ribs. What did they get? Okay. I think it was something in, it might have been in Hindi. Gaelic? No, it might have been in Hindi. Gaelic? No, yeah, I'm not sure.

It wasn't a, yeah. A lot of Gaelic tattoos around. Is there? Yeah. Yeah, right. I feel like I see a lot of them. I want to ask people, because I'm not saying that Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are ever going to regret these tattoos.

They might live happily ever after and run off into the distance as villains. But I want to ask people, what is the tattoo? Did you get a matching tattoo? they might live happily ever after and run off into the distance as villains. But I want to ask people, what is the tattoo? Did you get a matching tattoo with someone? Yes, yeah. And do you regret it? Yeah. It might not have even been a relationship one. It might be a best friend tattoo and you guys fell out.

Yeah. You know? Or it might be. It might have been a dare. Might have been a dare to get a matching tattoo with someone. Yeah. I feel like a lot of them are going to be relationship though which is fine yeah um i just want to know what did you get with someone maybe you got a tattoo of like a music artist who's since been cancelled you and your best friend went to the concert and you're like yeah

we've got to get to baby tattoos that's yeah because that was on my to-do list is to get a da-baby tattoo. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. Did you get a matching tattoo and regret it? Brian Clint. We're talking matching tattoos. Is it a good idea? Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox have revealed what their matching tattoos mean. And apparently it's an inside joke, something to do with the first text message they sent each other.

Yeah, right. Well, cool. How did you think? Do you reckon they, like, where would they have met? Do you reckon they slid into each other's DMs? Is that how it works? We're the famous people we ever meet. That's what I wonder.

And then these Illuminati parties that we don't know about. Maybe like award ceremonies on the red carpet or something. Yeah, maybe at a green smoothie store. I don't know how the Hollywood types live. Let's find out though. I like this. Are matching tattoos ever a good idea? Victoria's here.

Hey, Vic. Hi, Victoria. Hi. Me and my partner first got together. I'm definitely not a big fan of matching tattoos, but I designed a tattoo myself and got it. Yeah. And a few months later, my partner got it,

which I think was pretty cringey. Wait, wait. Did he ask you permission to go and get it, or did he just go and get it? He did, and we were actually together when he got it. I sort of just let him do it because of his body. Oh, I don't know about this, Victoria. But you thought it was cringey. When Victoria. But you thought it was cringy.

When he asked, you thought it was cringy. Yeah, but at the same time, I was like, I don't know what to say. And let me ask Victoria, are you still together? We're still together. Oh, you are? Yeah, we actually have a kid together and we have another one in the way. I still kind of feel cringy. I love you, Victoria.

Have you told him that you think it's cringy? No. I feel like it would just like destroy confidence a little bit. There's no win in that, eh? It's on his body. You've just got to suck it up. Who do you think it looks better on, Victoria? Oh, probably me.

Absolutely you. You designed it. Does it make you like your one less? Nah. Nah, good. I still like it. Good. And I kind of like, I can't quite see it on me.

So when I see it on him, I was like, oh, that's a cool drawing. Okay, that's a plus. Last half full. Let's talk to Olivia. Hey, Liv. Hi, Liv. Hi. What happened, Liv?

Who did you get a matching tattoo with? It's not an ex-partner, but it's my ex-best friend. Oh. I knew one of these stories would come around. What happened? We went out for coffee one day. We both got an arrow on our wrist. Okay.

And then I regret it because after I found out I was pregnant, this was probably like six months after we got the tattoo, she messaged me randomly one day just like ending our friendship because it wasn't fruitful anymore and we're on different paths. What the? What a selfish bee. Liv, did you ever find out, because I mean that's all good and well to say that, it's not a selfish bee. Liv, did you ever find out, because, I mean, that's all good and well to say that.

It's not a fruitful friendship. Did you ever find out if there was anything else? There was a guy involved, one of the other best friends, but, yeah, I was devastated. I was heartbroken. We called each other every day and spoke for hours. That sucks. Do you hate your tattoo because of it?

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, sucks. You could turn, I mean, what can you turn an arrow into? You could say you're a big Hunger Games fan and get catniss written underneath it. Oh, good idea, Clint. You should get a cat, but a cat is like, is doing a wee and it's holding an archery bow and arrow.

That'd be cool. Why is the cat doing a wee? Because cat piss. Oh, cat piss. Like cat niss. Yeah, right. Did Bree get a good idea as well? Is that good?

Good idea, Bree, yeah. Oh, thanks, Liv. Appreciate that, Liv. Finally, Bree, did you get a matching tattoo with someone? Yeah, me and my ex. Oh, no, Bree. What happened? So my ex and I got matching SpongeBob meme tattoos. It was our joke, so we did that. And I'm in the process of covering mine up

and he's gone with a meme themed leg. Oh, he's getting all memes on the leg. He's just gone with it. Yeah, right. With his new missus. Oh, okay. Well all memes on the leg. He's just done with it. With his new missus. Oh, okay. Well, nice that you're part of his new relationship, Brie. Yeah, definitely. I'm always there now. No, wait a minute, Brie. Did you just say him and his new missus? Didn't he learn his lesson the first time? Yeah.

No, apparently not. Everyone warned me against it and I always said that I would love it no matter what. That slowly died. Brie, what does this do to you? Is this bringing back good memories? Fantastic. Thank you.

You're very welcome. You're very welcome. There you go. Matching tattoos. A few people, you regret them. In fact, no good testimonials about matching tattoos there. But first, let's play the name game.

Little game that we stole off, you wouldn't have heard of them. Little radio show in Australia. Yeah, they're not big. Hamish and Andrew? Landy. Landy, that's it. Landy. Basically, what happens is Bree and Sophie, I will say a name.

The first person to then come through with a famous person who has that name as part of their name gets the point. Does that make sense? Makes sense. Sophie, you got it? Yeah. If you can beat Bree, you can have 50 KFC chicken dollars. She's never lost this game.

We've only played twice though, Sophie, so don't KFC chicken dollars. She's never lost this game. We've only played twice, though, Sophie. Yeah, but she's never lost. So don't let that worry you. She's never lost. Okay, we're going to go for this. It's first to three, so... Okay, let's do it. You've got to get in quick.

Soph, don't buzz in, okay? Just yell out an answer if you've got one. Sounds good. First name for you guys this afternoon. Cameron. Diaz. Oh, yes. I thought the Aussie bogan Queenslander in you would have gone with Smith,

but Diaz is equally as good. Did you have a Cameron in the top of your brain there anywhere, Sophie? No. No? Okay. How old are you? 15. Oh, this makes it more tough, I'm trying to think of one. Hey, Soph, how old are you? 15. Oh, this makes it more tough, I think.

Makes it really tough. Okay, Soph, you only have to get two to win the game. Bree, you have to get three. Who's your favourite actress or actor? Don't really have one. Yeah, right. Well, that's not going to help you. Okay, let's go again.

Give me a famous Jessica. Alba. Yep. Or Beale. I would have taken Beale. Beale was the first one that came to my mind. One more and the game is over. Sophie. Give me a famous Sophie.

Come on, Brie Pascoe There you go Sorry Soph Not your week mate Sorry Soph That's so good Oh good That's the name game

She's undefeated New Zealand She's never lost this game I quite like this game It's quite fun It's good eh I feel like it's literally It's either in your It's good, eh? Yeah. I feel like it's literally, it's either in your brain or it's not. You just flow. You just gotta go with the flow. You're never gonna

find it if you search for it. It's like that game where have you seen that episode of Friends where it's a game where you figure out what you really want and someone yells out a bunch of different words and you just say what you can make that word with? Oh, that's scary. I'm not playing that game live. It's not a game for radio, I'll tell you that.

Would you get microchipped? Yeah. If it meant you didn't need to carry around a key or a swipe card or even a bank card or anything. You just microchip in your hand. I'm glad you're asking. I've wanted to be microchipped for ages. Have you? I've been ready for a long time. In fact, I was disappointed there wasn't a microchip in your hand? I'm glad you're asking. I've wanted to be microchipped for ages. Have you?

I've been ready for a long time. In fact, I was disappointed there wasn't a microchip in the Pfizer vaccine. Everyone's like, Bill Gates is going to chip you. I'm like, good, about time. Is it free? There's a woman on TikTok. She's known as Chip Girl.

If you want to look her up, it's at Chip Girl here. And it's a whole dedicated account to where she has gotten microchipped in her hand and she uses it for a bunch of different things. Okay. So she pretty much doesn't own keys anymore. Like she uses it to swipe herself into where she lives. How good would that be?

Into her house. Yeah. She has locks on a bunch of different cupboards in the house so she can get into. She just waves it over like iRobot. And I believe it was her boyfriend who is big in the tech world

who encouraged her to get it. Did he do it to himself first? I think he's got it too. Or is she the test dummy? I think he's got it as well. Is this something you would do in the future? Yeah, it is because I, all those things that you said, imagine not having to keep your car keys,

being able to get into your house, make payments. You can kind of already do it with your phone and I think that's the key. They just put the chip in the phone. The issue is if the chip goes out of date and you've got like old tech and like – Yeah, so what happens then?

Then like I guess they just whip it out and put a new one in. Or do they just keep pumping you full of chips? You don't want heaps of chips. 15 years later, you'd like a bag of chips. You're just full of chips. That doesn't sound like something – They need to find a way of making them future-proof, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Because, I mean, at the end of the day, women already get this done kind of. How? Like when they have like a chip put into their arm. For? Well, it's not a chip, but it's like, you know, for contraception. Oh, right. Sorry.

Essentially a chip. I was thinking very handmaid's tale. No. I was like, we haven't chipped you guys, have we? No. But. I know we don't treat you well all the time. Like an IUD.

But that's a bit far. Is like pretty much a chip. Yeah, right, it's an implant. Yeah, it's an implant and they put it into your body and it does stuff. Would you get chipped? Um, I feel like yeah, I probably would.

Like I think it'd be really convenient especially like if you, in terms of like your keys to your front door and stuff like that would be super convenient people are like

don't chip me you'll just want to track me I'm like if my Uber can find me faster then chip me give me some cell reception is that your logic

I don't know I just think it's got a lot of benefits no one really cares where you are like don't think so much of yourself unless you're doing

bad stuff I feel like those people are going to be like I don't want no chips around here yeah I don't think many criminals of yourself. Unless you're doing bad stuff. I feel like those people are going to be like, I don't want no chips around here. Yeah, I don't think many criminals are looking to get chips. I'm not going to get away with anything. Have you heard about the biggest drama in New Zealand at the moment? What, Judith versus Cindy?

No. No? Seymour versus Winston? No. No? No, that's not it. No, what is it? There's a lot of people jumping on board this.

What is it? There's so many people up in arms over it. Yeah. Apparently, a TikToker from America is getting slammed by Kiwis after she called a Fijower something else. What else are you going to call a Fijower? Oh, no. No, what else are you going to call a Fijoa? Oh, no, no. What else are you going to call a Fijoa?

I've got the clip here. This is the clip in question. I know kiwifruit, there's argument they're meant to be called Chinese gooseberries. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but kiwifruit's just a bit more catchy, you know. Kiwifruit. Just sounds funny.

I mean, sure, we stole it and we said it was kiwi, but you know. So we have managed to get the clip. You know, this was quite hard to get because it is going through the courts at the moment. But here's the TikToker talking about a Fijoa. You can turn this into this. And when I read that, I had to try this. I took a ton of pineapple guavas or as I've now been told plenty of times, Fijoa. Pineapple guavas.

Pineapple guavas. Pineapple guavas. What the hell is a pineapple Guava? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, lady. No. Pineapple Guava. Have you ever heard that before? No. Do they have, this is where it gets interesting

because Fijawas, I just assumed everybody had Fijawas but then you go overseas and you realise that because do you have Fijawas in Australia? We probably do. Yeah, but it's not like a thing, like it's not like dumping on you have Fijos in Australia? We probably do. Yeah, but it's not like a thing. It's not like dumping on everyone's lawn in autumn, right? No, no.

When I came to New Zealand, everyone was like, Fijos, Fijos, Fijos, Fijos, Fijos, Fijos. And then I was like, oh, wow, they must be New Zealand. But they're not. They're from Brazil. But I think we kind of claim them as our own. But, yeah, buzzy. Why would you call it a pineapple guava?

Does it even taste like pineapple? So, apparently, it's related to the guava. Right. What's a guava? It's a fruit. Is it? Guava fruit. Yeah, okay.

I think. Yeah. Like a tropical. Sure. But, I mean, why pineapple guava? Looks nothing like a pineapple. Looks nothing like a pineapple. No, it's not spiky.

Yeah, right. So, do we, I'm just checking, we don't have to, we haven haven't got it wrong we don't have to call it that do we we can just continue with well have we been calling it the wrong thing ton of pineapple guavas pineapple it's feijoa pineapple guavas i'll stick with feijoa that's fine by me feijoa is so much catchier yeah um this is the time of year where you go oh i can really go for a few feijoa's and then you get to march and you have more feijawas than you know what to do with. Everyone starts bringing them to work. You can't get them away.

And you're like, I never want to see another Fijawa ever again in my life. Yeah, I had a bad experience earlier this year when I was eating all the Fijawas I can. It was my first experience up in the Coromandel. Diarrhea? It was the Fijawa destruction, I'll tell you that. Brian Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10.

Soundkeeper Ella is currently sitting in her soundkeeper booth, which, fun fact, I think it's the spare lounge at her mum's house. Come in, Soundkeeper Ella. Hello. It's actually just mum's room. I'm on her bed's house. Come in, Sound Keeper Ella. Hello. It's actually just mum's room. I'm on her bed right now. Oh, you're in her bedroom. Yeah, right.

Taking over your mum's bedroom. What was for lunch? What did I have? A can of hummus and peanut butter on toast. Delicious. Hummus and peanut butter on toast? That's weird. Don't knock it till you try it.

It's very good. And hot sauce. Yum. Ew. Your taste buds are off They're off Good This is the secret sound

It's currently worth $15,000 And congratulations Chelsea You've managed to make it to air And have a guest Oh hi Yes I'm excited for you Chelsea This is the hard part

And now you get the opportunity To have your guest Before we go anywhere Hummus, peanut butter and hot sauce on toast, yay or nay? No. I feel like most people would steer clear of that. It's good.

Can't knock it till you try it. Can't knock it till you try it, yeah. No, I think I can. I think I can. Our soundkeeper's losing credibility here, at least in the taste bud department. But let's see if she's going to lose any money. Chelsea, what do you think the secret sound is?

Oh, I'm actually really unsure now, but I'm going to guess anyway. I think maybe it's like a staple gun. Ooh. Okay. Let's hear it one more time. Staple gun. Could this be a staple gun? Soundkeeper Ella.

Hmm. Chelsea, just before I say whether it is or isn't, are you teaming up with anyone? No. So it's just yourself and you would take the money and what would you do with it? Oh no, I have a family so I'd have to spend it on them. I love that.

I'd probably buy a spa pool. A spa pool. I'd love one. I agree, that's a good purchase. And have you related any of the clues to a stapler? Oh, I'd love one. I agree. That's a good purchase. Yeah. And have you related any of the clues to a stapler? Well, I figured some kind of tradie probably uses some kind of staple gun somewhere, and I figured they went back to work on Level 3, so maybe, maybe. Okay.

I don't know. I've got a stapler. Oh, give it a go. Do you want to hear this? Yeah, yeah. So this is just a regular office stapler. Great work, Bree. Yeah.

Hold on, wait, one more time. No, don't do it again. No, she said gun. I'm doing it one more time. She said gun. That's a stapler. I'm doing it one more time. Okay, go on then.

Hurry up. Yeah. And that needs to sound like... Oh, maybe not. Well, don't be disheartened. You said gun. Bree just has an Office Max stapler. Maybe.

I mean, isn't it the same? Chunky, but Ella, what say you? Chelsea. I'll give it to you now. That is not the secret sound, unfortunately. Oh, don't do that. You just said I'll give it to you now. I'll give you the answer.

Yeah. You really let her up the garden path there. I'm tricky, aren't I? Bored Chelsea. Well, thanks, guys. No worries. Guys, I found a real staple gun. Do you want to hear it?

Yeah, go on. This is from the office. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. What was that? A real staple gun, apparently. It's a real staple gun. Secret Sounds back tomorrow morning at 7am with Sound Keeper Ally. Your chance to win $15,000 thanks to Neon.

You can get a streaming service and get great value all on Neon. Next on the show, we want to talk about the gross thing your partner does. Living with someone can be disgusting sometimes, especially if you have to share a bed with that person. I really hope my partner's not listening right now and calls through to talk about me. We're going to talk about the gross thing that your partner does

and an example that might make your partner sound like a bit of a saint after you hear this. We'll do it after Måneskin on ZM. Bree and Clint. What you're loving. Bree and Clint. Does your partner do something that grosses you out? Is it as gross as this?

This is a post I found today from someone who's had enough, and I'll get straight to the point. It's titled, My boyfriend doesn't wash his hands after doing number twos. Oh, that's no, no, no. What are you doing? That is off. Let me read you the details.

Me and my boyfriend. No, I don't think I want the details on this. This person has gone into detail. You need to give them respect of hearing it out, okay? Because they want to find a solution. They need help. Break up with him. That's your solution.

Me and my boyfriend have been together for over a year and a couple of months ago, I noticed that he doesn't wash his hands with soap after pooping. Right. He may or may not rinse his hands with water, but he doesn't think he should be washing his hands with soap because he says, and I quote, No, that is not the right way to think about it.

I feel like it's the bare minimum. Like he's not even doing the bare minimum of hygiene. So it makes me think what else is he not doing? I'll finish this off. He gets annoyed if I tell him to wash his hands with soap

after pooing because I don't want him to touch me with his dirty hands. He says I'm being demanding. I don't know what to do. Am I asking too much? I tried explaining why it's unhygienic, but he doesn't seem to understand. I feel like it hasn't been any more relevant than the time that we live in right now. Right? Hand hygiene is paramount. Yes.

I want to put this as delicately as possible to the person who's reading this because I know there's emotions at play. There's people's feelings. I just need you to know you're living with a monster. That's like bare minimum stuff. Like what are you up to? He doesn't wash his hands after going to number twos. That's like bare minimum stuff. Like what are you up to? He doesn't wash his hands after going to number twos? That's grim.

That is grim. I can even excuse, I can excuse, and you might disagree, but I can probably excuse no washing your hands after a number one. Maybe. You wash your hands. Yeah, I don't know. You wash your hands. Yeah, I do. Don't worry, I do. You wash your hands. Yeah, I do.

Don't worry, I do. I do. Don't worry, I do. Are you sure? Well, you know. Every time? Every time, yeah, yeah. If he's doing it contactless way.

Well, actually, no, wait, wait, wait. I've got to comment on this. I feel like for women, I'd be more okay with after a number one's not doing it. You guys touch your pee-pee. You guys wipe your hoo-ha. So it's the paper that comes into contact. Or now you're using this man's poo logic. Now you're using this guy's poo logic.

It's literally skin onto skin. What if I do a sit-down wee and I don't touch anything? I do hands-free the whole time. How often do you do sit-down wees? When I'm hungover. When I'm feeling vulnerable. This is not about me, okay? This is about this guy, okay?

I wash my hands after going to the toilet. Because you shake. This is what I'm saying. You shake it and then who knows where the whee goes. It could go on your hand. Yeah, I wash. Don't worry. It's not about me.

It's about this guy, okay? Attention, eyes back on him. Are you sure you're not this guy? I don't even know why I brought that up. I was just playing devil's advocate. I really wish I hadn't. We want eyes back on him. Are you sure you're not this guy? I don't even know why I brought that up. I was just playing devil's advocate. I really wish I hadn't. We want to know this afternoon. Forget this. We're in agreeance

that this is too much. We want to know the gross thing that your partner does. The thing that they do that just grosses you out. And if you weren't in a relationship with them, you wouldn't go anywhere near them. I'm trying to think of some. Obviously biting toenails. Biting toenails.

Eating scabs. Eat? Wait. Eating scabs? I don't know. What are gross people doing? Have you ever seen someone eat a scab? Gold member on Austin Powers?

That was flaky skin, not a scab. Okay, flaky skin. Do they was flaky skin, not a scab. Okay, flaky skin. Do they eat flaky? Yuck. It's going to be a grim conversation, but I think we can do it because it will highlight some things in relationships. Picking your nose and eating it.

Yeah, if you do this, you might go, oh, maybe my partner thinks I'm gross. What about, oh, I've got a good one. Shaving your pubic hair into a towel that you wash yourself with. Yeah, that would be a great thing to do. That would be. I mean, imagine if someone did that and then you used that towel the next time around and you were wiping your face.

Yeah, that'd be disgusting. And then a hair got caught. That'd be disgusting. Yeah, yeah. You're like, where's this hair come from? Bree and Clint. A text just came through at the last minute and I just read it and that is off. Do you want Anastasia to get it on the phone or is it too much?

No, I think it's good. Anastasia, can you please get that person on the phone? The latest text. The Q-tip one. Yes. The Q-tip one. Someone's posted they're upset that their partner doesn't wash their hands after going number twos and they're like, am I being over the top?

No, you're being well within your rights to request that your partner washes their hands after going number twos and they're like, am I being over the top? No, you're being well within your rights to request that your partner washes their hands after going number twos. What kind of upbringing have you had where you don't wash your hands after wiping your butt? Never cook for me. Never. Never cook for me. Never hug me.

Never touch me. In fact, live outside. What would your partner say if she was asked this question? About me? Yeah. Do you reckon there would be anything? She finds a lot of things that I do gross. She finds me not showering before bed gross.

See, I find that gross about you too. But you're either a morning or a night. I do a fresh T-shirt a lot of the time. I can't talk about this with you anymore because it grosses me out so much. I reckon my partner would say the noise I make when I've got an itchy throat. Oh, you do do this. Yeah. You do do this.

You scratch the back of your throat with your – yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I hate that. I sound like a pig. Yeah. And you know what? You're the second of my female co-hosts to make that noise. No way. Yeah, and the first one I was like, what is wrong with you?

It's only because I worked with her that I knew to expect it from you. You're like, oh, I know what this is. Indy's here. Kia ora, Indy. Hi, Indy. Hi. What's a gross thing that your partner does? It's very personal, this.

It's very subjective. But you find it gross. What is it? He also doesn't wash his hands after going to toilet. He thought it was okay to wash dishes with cold water, like anything. And I call him like a human vacuum. So like anything you put down, even if it's been there for like a week or four days, whatever, he will eat or drink it no matter what. Oh, don't hold back, Indy. We asked for one thing. We asked for one, Indy.

The list is way longer. Do you tell him that he's gross? Does he know that you find him gross? Yes, very much so. I love how angry you are that he thought it was okay to wash dishes in cold water. Salmonella! No, I feel you, Indy. I feel you on that.

Someone just texted through and they said, oh, they eat their eye boogers. Oh, the sleep, the crusty bits on the insides of their eyes. Don't read the rest. It's too graphic. It's too graphic. The Q-tip one got me more, though. Have we got Q-tip person?

Not yet. They're still trying. So you can read that out if we need to. This person finds their partner so gross they need to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello, how are you doing? Good, thank you. Go on, dish the dirt.

What's the gross thing your partner does? Well, it's a good thing that he does. He does a nasal rinse every evening, which is good for the sinuses. But then instead of just letting it kind of dribble out of his nose, he does this, like, snuffy, snorty thing like he's doing. It's sort of a nose blow into the basin.

And I've got to shut the door to the bathroom. It's so disgusting. He does it every night. Every night, yeah. Can I ask, is he doing it for you? Like, does that help with his snoring or something? No, it's just meant to be good for you. It does feel good. It does feel quite nice. How long have you been with this disgusting

person, Anonymous? 36 years. I'm counting. I love him to bits. I know you do. We all love these people and these stories. That doesn't make it any less gross, some of the things they do. It's just being honest.

Yeah. There you go. In comparison to some of the ones on the text machine. We've got it. We've got the. Oh, we've got the Q-tip one. They want to be anonymous too. Hello, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi. Your text, is it true? It is and it is absolutely vile. Okay. What is the disgusting thing your partner does? I've been with him for three years, and for three years, he has been reusing Q-tips.

What? I know. How many times? I don't know. He can put them in a pocket, and then he'll put away the trousers, and he might take them back out the week after or two weeks after. No, anonymous can put them in a pocket and then he'll put away the trousers and he might take them back out like the week after or two weeks after. No, no, anonymous.

Anonymous. What's the first, like what does he use Q-tips for? Because like I use Q-tips to like clean makeup from under my eyes. No, no, no. He inserts them inside his ear and he will clean out his ear and then he will put them in his pocket and I have to try and convince him to throw them in the bin. Have you told him that they cost like 99 cents for a hundred?

I know. I know. It's absolutely insane. It's like I have two packets sitting in the drawer and he tries to use them. He's like, yeah, the reason you've got two packets is because I've been reusing them all. Yes. I can't believe someone actually does that.

I know. And then, like, if he hasn't got a Q-tip on hand, he'll use, like, the inside of a pen. Like, you know, the little bit inside a big pen. He'll use one of them if he can't get a Q-tip. I really like it if he just has that itch. It's vile. It is absolutely vile. Okay, okay.

Well, I don't know how you're still with him, but congratulations. He just has that itch. It's vile. All right. Okay. Okay. Oh. Well, I don't know how you're still with him, but congratulations. You found a special one anonymous. We appreciate the call. That is next level stuff. Bree and Clint. Oh. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right. Birthday banger. Let's figure out what was number one on these three people's 16th birthdays. First up is Lucy. Kia ora, Lucy.

Hi, Luce. Hello. How are you, mate? Good, how are you? That's good. I'm good, thanks. Lucy, what's your birthday? It's 29th of February, 96.

Alright, you were 16 in 2012. Oh. I live into a robot. Oh, no, we've got a bug. No, the Millennium Bug's finally here. The Y2K bug. It's come 21 years late. And on the 29th of Feb in 2012, your 16th birthday, this was number one.

I saw it all. Hey, I heard you were a wild one. Bang a loose. Thank you. Yeah. Love that song. They're both at the peak of their powers here. Sia and Flo Rida, two of the greats.

I used to love their songs. Yeah, same. Okay, wait there. We'll get one on for Mark. Kia ora, Mark. G'day, Mark. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate.

How's your day been? Oh, busy. Yeah? What do you do for, what do you do? I'm a joiner. Oh? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, busy. Yeah? What do you do? I'm a joiner. Oh, yeah, nice. And you've been working hard through lockdown? Oh, yes.

Yeah, we're in level three just. Okay, what about you? In the Tron. In the Tron. Yeah, right. Nice. Well, thanks for calling through, Mark. Let's do your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? 3rd of October, 1959. All right, Mark. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 3rd of October, 1959. All right, Mark. You were 16 in 1975. And on 3rd of October in 1975, this was number one. Oh, Mark. Does that suit you, Mark? Yep.

Bit of Get Down Tonight by KC and the Sunshine Band. Yeah, that's funky. That's a tune. For Mark, the joiner from Hamilton, that's good. We'll get one more for Josh. G'day, Josh. G'day, Josh. G'day, how's it going?

Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. That's good to hear. What's'day, Josh. G'day, Josh. G'day. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. That's good to hear. What's your birthday, Josh? 12th of October, 1998. All right.

You were 16. Wait, what's... I haven't done the math on this one. No, that's right. It's right? Yeah, it's right. Here's your birthday banger. Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass.

No trouble. I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble. I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble. Meghan Trainor, all about that bass. Are you, Josh? Can't say I'm the biggest fan,

but... Bass means bottom. Yeah, bass means booty. Josh? Yeah, booty. Okay, wait there, Josh. Wait there, wait there. Flo Rida, Casey and the Sunshine Band, or Meghan Trainor.

Ross is going to hate me. I'm picking Casey and the Sunshine Band. I would. Come on. It's a great song. Is it? Yeah, you know why? Why?

It stayed relevant through movies. Is it? I don't know if it's the whole song that's good or if it's just that little bit. That is the risk we take. Is it a mitigated risk though? Oh, it's a tune baby.

Come on, Twins. This? You reckon this? This, I'm telling you. This is it right here on a Tuesday. This is it. You wait.

It kicks in. Ready? All right, we're doing it. Yeah! Mark, you just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Hey, beauty. You better get down tonight, Mark.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Mark. Bree and Clint, this is Birthday Banger on Zidim. Bree and Clint. Look, I knowanger on ZM. Bree and Clint. Look, I know it's been a while and the people have been talking. They're saying Bree and Clint, they're slipping as the number one show for maritime news. Yeah, right. Well, we haven't had a lot to report on.

Yeah. We can't make maritime news. Well, sometimes you need to, but not today because I've got some maritime news. Brilliant. Yeah, it's some good news too. Okay. It's a story of a shipwreck. Great, love a shipwreck story.

So it's about two men off the Solomon Islands. They were stranded for nearly a month. Nearly a month. At sea. You're not even shocked by that. At sea. Well, you didn't tell me where they were stranded. I was waiting for Desert Island. At sea. Yeah, not even shocked by that. At sea. Well, you didn't tell me where they were stranded. I was waiting for Desert Island.

At sea. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, I'm shocked. They were in a very small boat, and they literally just floated around, because they usually do this trip where they go from this one island to this other island, and it's quite a long way. But they got lost, and they ended up floating around for 28 days.

Screw that. You'd want to be a good fisherman, eh? 28 days? Yeah. What do you drink? My first thing goes to drinking. And there's only so much urine you can drink before you die, I think. So they had some bad weather and they caught a lot of rain in kind of like a tarp. Oh, genius. So that's what they were drinking.

They also lived off a bunch of oranges that they'd taken with them. Oh, yeah. And they managed to, you know, kind of dish those out as they needed them. Yeah. That was only for the first nine days, though. They were also getting coconuts that have floated out to sea. Oh, nice. And so they were grabbing coconuts.

Oh, this is very paleo. I know, right? Yeah. Anyway, they reached the 27th day and they finally caught sight of an island. So they started, let me remind you, in the Solomon Islands. Yep. They caught sight of an island just off of Papua New Guinea. They'd floated all that way.

A completely different country. Yeah, wow. Anyway, they made it to shore safe and sound. And they said, you know, when they got there, that it was actually quite relaxing. What, being at sea for 28 days? They said they actually... No, it was relaxing. What, being at sea for 28 days? They said they actually... No, it was not. No, this is what they said.

They said when we realised, you know, we were going to be out here, we didn't have to think about COVID, we didn't have to think about our families and dealing with all the stress. Yeah, well, guess what? Your family had to think about you while you were bobbing around the ocean eating oranges for a month. I know. You know?

They said it was frightening, but kind of relaxing at the same time. You know what the main thing I think about you while you were bobbing around the ocean eating oranges for a month. I know. They said it was frightening, but kind of relaxing at the same time. You know what the main thing I think about is when I think about being stuck at sea? How badly I'd get chapped lips. That's where my mind goes straight away. Very dry lips. My lips would be burnt off, I reckon. Yeah. Not good. Yeah, and how long before you start

trying to eat each other, you know? I've read Life of Pi. I know how it goes. Your best friend eventually looks like a delicious meal. Is that what happens in Life of Pi? Well, it's a turtle, not a person. Oh, that's why it's called Life of Pi. Yeah. Well, I don't want to spoil the end of the book, actually.

He eats a turtle. Wow. Now I don't need to watch that movie. Wow. Is it a turtle? I thought there was a tiger in it. There is a tiger in it. Is it based on a true story?

No. That was a joke in it. There is a tiger in it. Is it based on a true story? No. That was a joke. I know it's not. Obviously, Squid Game has taken the world by storm, where multiple people who are suffering from a lot of debt enter into a game where they have to compete in children's games to win a big amount of money. Huge amount of money.

And people die. It's hectic and gruesome, and it's a great watch. You either win or die. Exactly. There's only one person that can win the whole lot, which they say at the start, and yet people still want to play. And yet someone enters the game with their wife. Yeah, it's a weird show.

It's such a weird show. I feel like you need to watch it just to know what's going on at the moment. But just be prepared. Yeah, it's a weird show. It's such a weird show. I feel you need to watch it just to know what's going on at the moment. But just be prepared. Yeah, just prepare yourself. But this is quite exciting actually because I had this idea where I was like, I'd love to have a real life Squid Game

obviously without the killing. Because we can't do that part. Boring, that was the most exciting bit. Where you get to play as an adult all these old school kids games. It'd be really nostalgic. And there is a place that is doing that. Okay. So it's called the Korean Cultural Center,

the KCC and the United Arab Emirates. And they've decided that they're going to hold a real life squid game. Sounds like a trap to me. You reckon? Wow. Hold on on what's the date today oh my god it's being held today do you win money yeah i think so i just not billions and billions of won oh no you don't win money you do oh you just play you do get a cool snazzy t-shirt though yeah with a logo it. You're right. It would be fun to have a competition where a bunch of us play kids games to find the ultimate winner. It would take a little bit of the tension out of it if no one died.

But that's not me advocating for people dying. I don't want that to happen. I'm just saying it would depressurise the situation a bit. You know the creepy part is that at this real life Squid Game they're actually going to wear the costumes, the red costumes. Yeah. So the enforcers, like the adjudicators, will be wearing those costumes.

It's sounding more and more like a trap the more that you talk about it, to be honest. Well, how about we send you? We'll see how you go. I don't know any Korean games. How popular are those red suits going to be this Halloween? I saw, like like every single ad that has been pushed to me on Facebook,

on TikTok, everything. So they've got the green tracksuits that the contestants wear. Yes. And obviously the red jumpsuits and the masks. Yes. It'll be the most popular costume to wear to Halloween. Yep. Which is why you should probably not do it, to be honest. And to be honest, I mean, I wouldn't mind

wearing a tracksuit to Halloween. It sounds quite comfortable. I'll stick with sexy nurse covered in blood. Sexy murder nurse. You go as that every year. Change it up. For God's sake. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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