ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 12th October 2022

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

Where did your cat get stuck? World's most beautiful woman Dream pop-punk lineup Georgia Burt in for Bree <3 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast today, featuring Georgia. Making my debut. Georgia Burt. Burt, or as kids used to call me at school, Georgia Burp. I mean, didn't... Georgia Burp. Don't know why I brought it up.

I was about to say, don't bring it up, but it was me. Kids are so mean, eh? I know. Georgia, your show doesn't have a podcast so if you listen to us internationally via the podcast, Georgia's been the soundkeeper for the last couple of months. A month.

A month exactly. She usually sits in a room and talks to herself all day. I've done that job before. Wait, the soundkeeper job? No, the show by yourself job. It's very lonely, eh? Yeah, that's why I'm always like Got YouTube going in the background

To keep you company So we've brought her on the Good Ship Lollipop today To do Bree's job And you've never seen a more gracious Grateful person to have co-workers Every time she leaves the room she's like Can I get you anything? Can I get you a cup of tea?

Can I get you a drink of water? Do you guys need anything? Is there anything I can get for you? It's bloody lovely. Oh, guys. It's very nice. Is this why you couldn't think of anything bad to say about me for the Karen's Diner thing? Oh, we did.

We were planning on insulting you today because you're going to Karen's Diner, so we're going to get you primed and ready. Did you guys come up with any insults? It's hard, eh? No. I was going to strategically go to the bathroom when that break was on, so I didn't have to get involved. Do you do that?

Love the planning. No, I've never done that. Did you write any, Ella? I was going to take it from possibly being a worker at Karen's Diner and just being like, no, you can't have your food. I don't know what they say. But I can't be mean to you, Georgia. I wrote one.

Oh, my God. Go, go, go. Hit me. So we're trying to be mean to georgia who's notoriously nice i wrote um uh georgia is so nice that she would give her life savings to a nigerian money scammer on purpose probably yeah that one's also calling you a bit stupid oh yeah wait this is the thing i am stupid i was hoping that you'd i'm hoping that you wouldn't bring that one i don't agree with the insults georgia so nice oh no that one i agree with georgia have you ever fallen for one of those scams no really that she

knows of that i know i'm one of those people that's a massive advocate to tell people not to fall for them but might have fallen for them in the past. But this is the thing, guys. We talked about which house we'd be in for Harry Potter the other day. And I was like, hands down, I'd be a Hufflepuff. Huffle, yeah. Yeah. Someone was like, nah, you'd be Ravenclaw. They're like, they're the smart ones. I was like, I'll take it.

You clearly don't know me that well, but I'll take it. What are the other houses? Slytherin? They are ambitious. Gryffindor. Why are you asking that? You should not. He's never seen it or read it. Wait, what? You haven't. I read the firstin. They are ambitious. Gryffindor. Why are you asking that? You should not. He's never seen it or read it.

Wait, what? You haven't. I read the first one. I liked it. Oh, I didn't read them. Screw reading them. Georgia. Watch the movies.

Guys, reading's good for you. Reading's cool, man. You've got to read. There's a bit on the podcast today where we talk about it, and you say that if you – we talked about not reading, and you said you're going to get Alzheimer's. Yeah, no, and all for reading. But, Harry, there's movies.

When there's a movie out, I ain't going back to read it. The books are better though. Books are good. They also take up a lot of my time if I already know what the end is. So wait, you. Georgia's like, nah, I am stupid. Georgia, you had a book. How do I read?

I don't know how to do it. You had a book though in your Soundkeeper video, A Day in the Life, on your bedside. Yeah, I did. Is that a fake? I've opened that, read two chapters. It's a good book. And it sat there for two months. Georgia, no, you need to get through it.

What is it? Seven Husbands. The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. So good. I'm also a part of a book club. My partner Hayme's sister started. Oh, really? And I just sit and watch.

Like, it's just all on Facebook. And I sit and watch. I've never partaken. Have you read the Crawdads book? Oh, good. Now, watch the movie, though. Did you like the movie? Is the movie out?

It's so good, I cried. I haven't read that book either. I just know that's a book that people recommend. I like to chuck that one out there. Hence why. That's exactly what I did for this book club. Yeah. I was like, got to read Valerie

because everyone says it's good. Everyone came back to me and were like, great book recommendation. I was like, thank you. Thank you. I just Googled it. If you're interested about World War II, I read a really interesting one about these sisters

who survived, what was it called? The Tate-O-Us. No, not that one, but from the same author. Saving Private Ryan. The Auschwitz one. The sisters. The three sisters by someone. She's really, Heather.

Heather Morris. I remember. I'm always impressed by people who can remember authors of books yeah i never do people who in the middle of a conversation we go there's a great quote by this author gavin mcgrovin grovin or whatever it is i want to make this guy the great philosopher gavin de graw who once said he doesn't want to be anything other than what he's been trying to be lately which by the by the way, is a great quote. All he has to do is think of him and his piece of mind. Actually, if you break that down, great, great song.

We'll get out of here. I'm quite excited about the return of Buzzy G. Buzzy G. We should bring it back. In the podcast today. I've got one other bonus Buzzy G for you guys. Here we go. Have you realized that in the dictionary, if you look up a word,

every word used to describe that word is also in the dictionary? No, that's not that buzzy. Is it not? It makes sense. It's like an infinite loop. Every word used to describe a word in the dictionary, that word also has a page in the dictionary. No?

Okay, so it is. I had nothing for you to even back you up then. Yeah. You're not wrong. It makes sense. It's really just like, oh, yeah. The one on the show is better than that, okay? We'll just wait for it.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, children. You got really buzzy fat, guys. Shut up. Hey, good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. Bree and Clint with my newest, newest, newest co-host, Georgia, today. Hello.

Whoa, this is weird. I love it. It's weird. Welcome to the show. Nice to have you today. It. Whoa, this is weird. I love it. It's weird. Welcome to the show. Nice to have you today. It's good to be here, honestly. Yeah. Tell us three facts about yourself, Georgia.

I mean, we've known you on ZM for about six years, but tell us three facts about yourself. I'm wearing jeans that I think are stitched incorrectly. Yeah. This is my third coffee of the day. Yeah. And I think I've got a nice smile. There you go. Isn't that cool? It's good. That's I think I've got a nice smile. There you go. Isn't that cool?

It's good. That's only because I need a wee boost today. I need that wee self-confidence boost. Give it to yourself. I like that about you. Give yourself a boost. Thank you. Thank you.

George is going to help us out on the show all afternoon. We're going to give away Ed Sheeran tickets on the show today after five o'clock at Double Passer Sam at Eden Park. Epic. Have you seen Ed Sheeran before? Three times. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, not meant to flex or anything, but three times.

You can skip this show then. Yeah, I don't think I will. Oh, but I haven't seen him at Eden Park though. I haven't been to any concerts at Eden Park. Me neither. No. You didn't go to 616? No, I haven't been yet. No, that'll be incredible. So those tickets are up after 5 o'clock. And we're going to start the show with Tradie vs. Lady.

Georgia's written the questions today. So if you want to take them on, I know the Tradies love a bit of Georgia during the workday, especially on Friday Jams. Can you beat her Tradie vs. Lady quiz? That's what we want to know this afternoon. 0800 dials to them. We're looking for one Tradie and one Lady this afternoon. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. This is Tradie versus Lady, our daily comp to find the smartest tradie and or lady in the country. The scores for the year are 92 games to the tradies, 73 games to the ladies. Oh, okay. I actually thought it might have been a bit closer than that.

What about the tradie ladies? This is the problem. The tradie ladies who have come on to play have generally opted to play on the tradie side. Seriously? So they've added to the tradie score. Yeah. Okay, so I'm thinking it's about 50-50 then. I don't know.

It's complex anyway. Let's meet our lady today. She's from Christchurch. She's 24. And I didn't know this was a real job. How jealous are we? She's a dog walker. Welcome to the show, Kate.

Hey. We have dog walkers in New Zealand as a job. Yeah, yeah. I'm doing it like part-time while I study veterinary. Oh, my God. Just on the side. How many dogs do you walk? Well, I do a lot of housework as well, but I have one.

I walk every week. His name's Bear. He's a Labrador. He's pretty cool. Delightful. I was going to say my kind of dog. Yeah. Okay. You're taking on our tradie today. He's 25 and he once got on the Australian News. Welcome to the show. I hate to think what for. Welcome to the show, Isaac.

How's it going? Why were you on the news in Australia, Isaac? Just me and a group of friends were running amok in Bali a couple of years ago. Oh, that's the way you've got to do Bali, though. Always run amok.

Yeah, absolutely. Maybe not that hard. I was thinking Isaac might have been on Police 10-7 and they just show it in Australia. You know how Kiwis always end up over there

on Police 10-7? Wait, filmed in New Zealand but it gets rolled over to Aussie? Police 10-7 is bigger in Australia and England than it is in New Zealand. on Police 10-7. Wait, filmed in New Zealand, but it gets rolled over to Aussie. Police 10-7 is bigger in Australia and England than it is in New Zealand. Our Police 10-7. Well, at least it's probably better because no one's going to know you over there. Yeah, fair enough. Isaac, your buzzer is tradie.

Kate, yours is lady. First to get three answers correct goes home with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here come your questions. Okay, so the date for Prince Charles' coronation has been announced today. Will New Zealand get a public holiday to celebrate the coronation? Lady. Isaac.

No. No. We will not get a holiday. Kind of sucks. Yeah, I know. It's once, what, one every hundred of the years? Well, yeah, one every 70 years it's turned out, but they're like, eh, Charles, eh.

Yeah. Okay, one to the tradies. Next question. They announced they're performing today. Which Kardashian is married to the drummer of Blink-182? Katie. Oh, in there fast, Isaac. Kourtney Kardashian.

Jeez, you're a well-versed man, aren't you, Isaac? You're across your Kardashians and your royal coronations. All right, Kate, you need this one to stay in the game, okay, Kate? Yeah. Okay, so the Silver Ferns are playing for the Constellation Cup tonight. Who are they playing against? Ladies. Yes, Kate.

Australia. Well done. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. And I'm just quietly going to say I reckon this is going to go to the ladies, this one. Australia. Well done. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. And I'm just quietly going to say I reckon this is going to go to the ladies this one. Yeah. Ouija, ribcage, high loose and 501 originals are all styles of what? Ladies. Kate.

Underwear. Oh. You're in the right part of the body. Isaac, do I never guess at that? Pants. Yeah, technically we have to give you that. There we go. It's because I'm here, you know?

The tradies love it. She's like tradie catnip. Hey, Isaac, $50 cash coming your way and a tradie versus lady victory. Congratulations. Any shout-outs you need to give? No, I've got no friends, mate. Fair enough.

I'll be your mate. Georgia, you in the market for a new job at the moment? Oh. Secret sounds over, right? There's always extra hours in the day, you know? Well, that's the thing too, I think, to progress in your job. Don't let them know that you enjoy it too much. Yeah, well, I was about to say that.

Always make them think you're about to leave. Just be like, yeah, well. That's okay. That's all right. I've got a lot of offers. You need to pretend like you're really in demand. Yeah, I should have whipped that one out, eh? Actually, I've got a lot of offers down at the cafe down the road.

There's a lot of other sounds that need keeping. Do you know what? I'm pretty good at it. Haim didn't even know. People think I'm lying when I say this. Haim didn't even know. Do you think you could be a professional secret keeper? I actually could. I could get paid to keep secrets. Really?

You could work for the government. Should I work for the government? Or could you be a lawyer? Nah You'd be like Look I represent you You're not meant to tell me Just tell me the truth Did you do it?

I can keep a secret Tell me did you do it? And they'll be like Yeah I did it And you go I knew you did it See the thing about lawyers I knew you were guilty

You son of a I did work long days But they work long days Lawyers Yeah And I ain't got I mean that's I'm not working until 2am.

I've seen suits though. It looks pretty fun. This is a list of the most interesting jobs on Trade Me right now that someone has pulled together. So you can tell me if you're interested in any of these. First one is a wetter cave host. You interested in being a wetter cave host? What, you've got to hang out with the wetters? They can get in your ears, can't they?

No. The successful applicant will take tourists and film lovers through the wetters. They can get in your ears can't they? No. The successful applicant will take tourists and film lovers through the wetter workshops. Immersive and creative experiences and bring the workshop's creative journey to life with a guided tour through the workshop. That'd be

amazing. There'd be so many weddings you could hang out. Weddings? Well you said take lovers through there right? You could take lovers. Film lovers. Oh. I probably mean that you... All good. Not the job for you.

Okay, how about this one? This one involves less talking to people, so it could be an option. Wellington SCL is on the hunt for a mortuary supervisor. Someone to look after the mortuary at Wellington Hospital. I don't think I could do that. I'm not big into hospitals. Well, how are you with dead bodies?

Even worse. Although I have seen a couple. One of them I cried, one of them I didn't. I think it's because of the colour they'd gone. Yeah. I can't handle it. You've never done it? No, I've seen a dead body before, like a family member who's like lying.

At rest? Yes, yeah. See, look, I'm getting uncomfortable now. You need experience in a mortuary, so maybe that's not the job. Also, the conversation would be a bit dull in the workplace, wouldn't it? Well, I mean, you'd come home from work and your partner would be like, how was work today? Yeah, you'd be like, dead quiet.

I think I would have to resort to jokes like that. He'd say, stop making that joke. You could be an adventure cave guide. This isn't a real cave. The Blackwater Rafting Company is looking for someone to take people through wide tumult caves. Could you do that? Yeah, because I've never been.

I couldn't do it. I don't want to go underground. Ever since that Thai football team got stuck down there, you know, after that. Remember all those kids who were in there and they had to bloody scuba dive them out? I don't want to go into a cave. I don't like being in confined spaces.

But what if, like, you could be one of the people that helped save them, you know? Like, have you watched that documentary? No. That is one of the people that helped save them? Have you watched that documentary? No. That is one of the most interesting documentaries I've ever watched. Because there's the documentary and then there's the movie and then there's the Netflix movie. Which one did you watch? Netflix movie, so it wasn't the documentary at all.

Yeah, that one looks like the worst one. It was right up my alley. It was the one with Colin Firth. Okay, were you interested in working in a cave? Yeah, because I've never... Okay, possible job for you. in working in a cave? Yeah, because I've never... Okay. Possible job for you. Third one is a honey factory assistant.

Could you be a honey factory assistant? Well, I am a honey, so this is right up my alley. Tweeddale Honey has 19,010 beehives and they're looking for expressions of interest

for a honey factory worker to extract the honey from the hives this summer. You could do that job. Yeah, but if I've got to be around the bees, like I'm all good hanging around the honey, not around the bees. You can do the bee part, I'll do the honey part.

I think they go hand in hand. I think it's... What if we come as a duo? I don't think you can have one with that. Well, I'm going to go in and shoo all the bees away and you're going to run in and grab the honey. And I'll strut down and grab the honey. Yeah, right, okay.

Something to consider anyway. Oh yeah, you've got to always have backups. Keep your options open, you know? Yeah. So who would have thought that a suburb in New Zealand

has made it worldwide for one of the coolest places? If I ask you that question. What, we have one of the coolest suburbs in the world? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

That's the thing, right? You've read it. But wait till I tell you specifically what city it is because it's even more questionable. Christchurch. Surely it's Christchurch. One of those cool new areas they've built. Should be.

Yeah. It's not. Wellington. No. It's still Wellington. It's like Newtown or something. And it's because of the markets that they have there and all the artists that live in that area.

Well, you'd think so. They're kind of along the lines of how K-Road made it into one of the best streets or something in the world. No. It is in Auckland, though. However, it's not K-Road. Auckland has one of the coolest suburbs in the world. It's number 43 out of 51 suburbs.

So that's still pretty good to be in the top 50. I know. I'm trying to think what's cool in Auckland. Exactly, right? Your mind doesn't go there. It's a cultural cringe thing. It's like nothing here can be cool. You know, it's like the New Zealand mentality.

But people come here and they think we're cool. Yeah, they get overwhelmed by it. Yeah, they're like, oh, it's bloody beautiful here. Yeah. But not in the suburbs. Well, let me sell the suburb to you and you figure out where it is. Not in Auckland where they're putting three-storey townhouses on bloody, you know? This might be why, because it ain't near any of those.

Okay. So this place. The coolest suburb, the 43rd coolest suburb in the whole world. Kingsland. Oh, but I drove through Kingsland today. You can do a beer mile. You can do a craft beer mile. Kingsland. Ah, but I drove through Kingsland today. You can do a beer mile. You can do a craft beer mile in Kingsland. Those who don't live in Auckland,

Kingsland is the suburb right next to Eden Park. Yes. So if you're getting the train to watch the All Blacks or the Black Ferns at Eden Park, you stop at Kingsland, and if you go left at Stadium, and if you go right, it's like 15 pubs and not much else.

Yeah, but you get like Garage Project, you get Holy Hop, they're all along, like it's a mile of breweries you can go to and then you can pop off to the All Blacks game

for a wee bit. Kingsland is one of the coolest suburbs in the world. Sorry, no shade to Kingsland, but in the world, remember that series of The Block they filmed in Kingsland and they couldn't sell any of the apartments? But have you not been to Bangkok? Remember that series of The Block they filmed in Kingsland

and they couldn't sell any of the apartments? Could they actually not? Yeah, no, they had a bloody disaster in Kingsland. Was that down to the old neighbourhood council? I don't know what it was. Yeah. I mean, good, we should celebrate our own successes. That's bloody awesome. Congratulations.

Well done, Kingsland. That's great. I know, but if you want to know where the best place to go is, the best suburb in the world, it's Mexico. And it's a place called Colonia Americana. Right, a suburb in Mexico. Yeah. Yeah, okay. So there you go. We're up there with Mexico. Yeah, you can either buy flights to Mexico

or you can hop on the bus into Kingsland. It'll take you a while to get there though because the buses aren't very good. Yeah, I wouldn't bus. I'd try. Time for the latest. Kingsland. It'll take you a while to get there though because the buses aren't very good. Yeah, I wouldn't bus. I'd try. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio this is the latest. News out of the States

today that Blake Shelton, who's been on The Voice for, oh, years. He's like the face of The Voice pretty much. He has decided to step down. But replacing him, this will get exciting for the One Direction fans. Niall Horan

is going to be. Oh, good for Niall. Yeah. So not only Niall Horan but Chance the Rapper and him are going to be doing it as well as Kelly Clarkson. Wow. So they're going younger. They're going for a new audience. You're a big Blake Shelton fan, eh? Am I what? So when

I saw that, I was like, does this mean he's focusing on more music? Are we going to get a Blake Shelton doco? What's the dealio here? He won hottest man in the world one year, eh? People magazine hottest. I think he did. Did he actually? Maybe his face would be pretty perfect.

If you think about it, symmetrical beard. He's got a lot of facial hair. Blake Shelton from The Voice was People Magazine's 2017 hottest man in the world. Actually. I don't get it. I do not get it. That reminds me of. I don't get it.

That reminds me of a thing he did with Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. He ripped into him for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he's got that whole hot country flair, man. You have got such a soft spot for country anything, though. Just anyone that looks

a little rough and rugged. Put anybody in a denim shirt with a big belt buckle and George is like, oh, better me. Gotta have the boots, though. And blue eyes. Have to have blue eyes.

Right, so Blake Sheldon replaced by Niall and... Chance the Rapper. Oh, and Kelly Clarkson's on there as well. Oh, there you go. It's Gwen Stefani not doing it anymore either?

Oh, well, they come as a duo, don't they? Surely. If one leaves, the other does too. Bree and Clint. Look, I know it's 12 minutes early. It's only 4.08 right now, but I feel like now is the right time for the return of... Buzzy G.

Let's be honest, not everyone does 4.20 at the same time, you know? Yeah. If you're doing 4.20, I don't think you really care what the time is, do you? You're like, oh, quarter past eight. 4.20! Yay! We're not going to smoke anything together. We're going to just listen to this thing and we're going to try and

work it out to just think about it together. I'm getting immersed. I got this from a podcast I was listening to where they were interviewing Neil deGrasse Tyson, the astrophysicist. You know Neil deGrasse Tyson? Oh yeah, we go way back. Touche, okay.

They were talking about the concept of infinity and how the human brain can't comprehend infinity and how it's just incomprehensible. And he goes, I'll give you an example of something that's incomprehensible. And this is what this sentence is. So all of you, producers, Ella, Claude, I want you in on this. I want to see if you can answer it. I'll make a statement and you guys give me the answer Pinocchio says my nose is about to grow what happens? He's about to lie

so his nose grows because that's the whole concept of Pinocchio right? He's a liar so his nose grows but if his nose grows then he's told the truth then he told the truth Pinocchio says my nose is about to grow what happens? But if his nose grows, then he's told the truth. Then he told the truth. Oh, what? Oh, okay. Pinocchio says, my nose is about to grow.

What happens? And if his nose grows, for his nose to grow, he would have had to lie. But he told the truth. So it's not going to grow. So his nose doesn't grow? But then he's lied. But that means that he lied. So his nose would grow. Wait, hang on.

Wait, what? Look, this takes me back to NCEA. But've hit it. Wait, hang on. Wait, what? Look, this takes me back to NCEA. I was never good at NCEA. Oh, I cry every exam. Don't do this. Pinocchio says, my nose is about to grow. Yeah. What happens?

It stays still. So it doesn't grow. Then he lies. Oh, no, but then he lies. Oh, what? Okay. So that's what would happen. It wouldn't grow, and then he'd go, see, I told you.

He's a real boy. No, Georgia. He's turned into a real boy. No, okay, I got it. Okay, all right, yeah, yeah. What would happen? I'm a boy, my nose is going to grow, and it doesn't grow, right? Yeah.

And then there's a beat, and then he's lied, and then his nose grows. So you're saying in that split second where his nose doesn't grow, that's the answer. Yeah. What time frame is about to grow? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Ella.

Bella, you're putting different parameters on it. No, a B. You know, like a moment. A moment. So he needs to say my nose is about to grow, and then instantly tell a lie. Pause. Everybody pause for a second.

Yep. Yeah. No, that's not how. There's no answer. No, there is no answer to this. And that's why it is such a... Fact. You're not meant to be able to solve this.

There's no answer to it. It's called the Pinocchio Paradox. I don't like it. And it has no answer. No answer. In this podcast I was listening to, Neil deGrasse Tyson believes as a person you should have

your mind blown once a week. Minimum. And if you're not having your mind blown once a week, you're not reading enough or you're not like

being inquisitive enough. Which also means that some people get Alzheimer's. What? Because you're not using your brain. I've got Alzheimer's.

No, isn't that the thing? Like you're not using different parts of your brain and learning more. Right, right, right. If you're not using your brain. I've got Alzheimer's. No, isn't that the thing? Like you're not using different parts of your brain. Right, right, right. If you don't use your brain, it can lead to cognitive decline. Yes. Okay. Just be careful with throwing out the Alzheimer's thing.

No, I'm just... There's a chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it, yeah. Brian Clint, Georgia. Brian Clint. Just quickly on the Pinocchio paradox, getting a few texts on it.

He turns into a real boy. That's Georgia's theory. The paradox was Pinocchio says, my nose is about to grow. What happens? And if you said his nose grows, that means he was telling the truth and his nose can't grow

because it only grows when he lies. And if his nose doesn't grow, well, then he was lying. So his nose has to grow. Someone only grows when he lies and if his nose doesn't grow, well then he was lying so his nose has to grow. Someone's texting to say that they've cracked it. They said it depends on Pinocchio's belief as to whether he is lying or not. It's going very deep.

If he seriously thinks it's going to grow, then he wasn't lying. You're not lying if you believe it. Yeah, yeah. They said either that or he implodes. So... The universe folds in on itself. There is no answer, by the way.

It's just something to make your brain hurt this afternoon. It's going to be one of those things that you wake up at 2am and go, I've cracked it! Yeah, and then someone will go, you haven't considered this bit, and you go, damn it. Yeah. Alright. How do you get to work, Clint? You drive, eh? Yeah, drive. Most of us drive. We all drive, producers.

Ella, Claude? I think Ella gets the bus. Ella, you're responsible, right? You get the bus to work? Yes, I do, every day. Yeah, good for you. Yeah, you're helping out with the greenhouse emissions. Thanks.

Well, I can't walk over the Harbour Bridge, so. She tried. You were in that Brian Tarmacky protest, eh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was great fun. I thought I saw you on the telly. I wasn't. Well, the thing is,

is that we're trying to improve our greenhouse gas emissions, right? Yeah, we're trying to reduce them. Reduce them, not improve them. Trying to make them... George is like, last time it wasn't hot enough. Well, the Swiss have been doing it for a while. There is a city in Switzerland called Basel. Last time it wasn't hot enough. Well, the Swiss have been doing it for a while. There is a city in Switzerland called Basel.

Basel. Basel. And how do you think the majority of their people get to work? On a bike. You'd think that, right? Mm-hmm. No. Have a listen to this.

They, in fact, swim. You're not going to believe this, but in Switzerland, some people actually commute home from work by river. They use the current to take them all the way back home from work, and they get exercise, they get sunshine, and pretty much enjoy a beautiful life. They float home in the river. So they're chucking on their floaties.

Yeah. And the current carries them home. Going down straight. How do they get to work? Because they'd be going upstream. Well, they're exercising up, so they're going against the current. You cannot swim upstream to work. You can see me swim.

You can swim against the current. If the current is strong enough to carry you home, really? Oh, I don't know. I'd give it a bash. I feel like there'd be a lot of drownings on the way to work. They haven't specified how they get to work, but the commute home is jumping in the river.

You'd have to have a dry bag. No, they all do. So there's another video that this guy's done, and it's based all around him. They've got their dry bags, and they put their phone, their keys, their wallet, everything in the dry bag. Put their laptop in there? I'm assuming that... Isn't Swiss one of those places where they don't take work home with them,

like Switzerland? Oh. I think they encourage your nine to five, leave it at the door. Nine o'clock. All right. Five o'clock, guys. Everybody in the river. That's it.

Tools down. Everybody in the river. Well, we're all up for this and we're all up for new things. Ella, what are your thoughts on jumping in the Waitemata Harbour this afternoon at high tide and floating back to the north shore of Auckland. Oh, sounds fun. Sign me up. I think we'd have to be real seasonal here.

Yeah. Because for us, it's probably a bit nippy out there. Unless you're wearing a full wetsuit. Yeah, give me a wetsuit and I'll do it. I don't imagine it's 30 degrees in Switzerland year round either. Oh, yeah. Come on, Georgia. There's a climate crisis, okay?

Sorry, guys. I'm just thinking about how fun it would be to float down the river to get home. Get in the ocean, Georgia. Get on your donut. Or just nude. I don't want to get my clothes wet. TripAdvisor, have you ever used any sort of rating website about anything? Like, have you actually gone on and rated something?

I've done a few Google reviews. Yeah? Have I posted a TripAdvisor one? I think so. You end up using those websites when you're overseas for sure. Just to figure out if restaurants are good. And you go to them really like if you're, especially for like Airbnb, Booker Batch, whatever.

The rating's really important. You don't want to be going to a dud. Just like you don't want to be dating a dud. We've all dated them. but we don't want to be dating them. No. And this is why this app is genius. So essentially, it's TripAdvisor for exes. Right. It's only in the US for now, but it's not going to be long before it comes here.

So you leave a review about the trip you had on your boyfriend. Yeah. So it goes, the ex-boyfriend list gets your ex reported. Wow. And then it says, we all have that jerk of an ex-boyfriend we want to report, and luckily you now have a place to do just that. This is your very own bad boyfriend database, or as we like to call it, the ex-boyfriend list.

You put their first, their last name in, and then you review what it was like being in a relationship with them. That's incredible. So then once, so obviously the first and last name is so that if anyone else is, say, going on a date, or they've met a dude, and they're like, oh, I wonder what he's like, like, let's see if anyone's reviewed him. They can go on there, search their first and last name, and reviews come up. I mean, pretty savage, but I'm here for it. I think it's savage and genius at the same time.

You'd want to like, I'm thinking about guys who have a really common name. Yeah. You know, you'd want to link it to like an Instagram profile or... Oh, that would be ruthless. No, no, no, no, no. So you know you've got the right one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Imagine I'm just Clint Roberts over here, minding my own business, carrying on with my life, and there's some other Clint Roberts out there running amok, besmirching the good name of Clint Roberts. Oh, the good name. You want to make sure that, you know, you want to make sure you've got the right one, is all I'm saying. Or what if they want a bad boy

and they don't want your average everyday Clint Roberts. Oh, are you saying there'll be some girls who'll go on there looking for a one-star evening? Yeah. They're just wanting, they're like, okay, how bad can this guy really be? They've said here, he cheated on me twice. He ran over, I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

Hmm. I'm going off these reviews. It's given him an average. It says he's only 70% likely to treat me like shit. Not enough. Not enough. I want the full shit treatment. Let's cuff it.

Have you done the Beyonce dance on TikTok yet? Oh, look, I don't take part in the TikTok dances. It looks, I don't really do it either. And I was like, oh, this one looks easy. Did you try it? Have you posted one? Hell no. I was like, this one looks easy.

I'll just try it in the mirror. I'll see if I can do it in the mirror. It's not easy. I would love to be a fly on the wall of you trying to do stuff like this. Because I watched you that day that you tried to do the Lizzo one. And how bad was I at the start? Highlight of my day. How bad was I at the start? Highlight of my day. How bad was I at the start?

Oh, just at the start. After about two hours of practicing, I kind of semi almost. Well, you'd hope so. It was two hours of your day. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we can do that one together. No.

Nope. Don't sign me up for things I didn't say yes to. Well, I'm just saying it can't be worse than mine. Hey, you've got two cats. I do. Zicky and Bowie. Yeah. I'd take one of them to the vet this morning. How's it doing? Have you hurt?

Oh, it's fine. It keeps peeing inside, so I'm like, maybe there's something wrong with this cat. And so we took it to the vet. It's been at the vet all day to do a wee. We're like, oh, we'll pay you. The cat can stay here and do the wee here. It didn't do the wee, so we have to go and pick it up. So you've had to pay an extra money and the cat didn't even... It's been in the cat hospital all day and now we have to go and get it again. The cat's stitching up.

How do you capture a cat? They're like, just bring in a urine sample from the cat. I'm like, how on earth do you think I'm going to get a urine sample from a cat? Well, you could do this. You could get some people in to reno your bathroom and then you could accidentally get them to get the cat stuck.

That sounds more expensive than just taking it back to the vet, but go on. But who knows though, because you could send your cat there tomorrow, pay $100 for them to stay again and then it won't pee. Right, yeah, true. So this lady on TikTok has gone viral. A lot of people not happy with her,

but that's probably because at the end of the day, this is sort of her fault. But this is what happened to her cat after getting some people in to do renos in their bathroom. So I hired somebody to redo the bathroom. They pulled out the bathtub and put in the new shower thing.

And as I'm sitting here trying to figure out where my cat is, I can hear crying from somewhere. So I end up punching a hole in the wall. Yes, the stupid contractor drywalled my cat into the drywall underneath the bathtub. I do have to say savage to the person doing the renos because at the end of the day, cats slink in a lot of places. That's the cat's fault.

That's bad cat parenting. If my cat, especially Bowie, got stuck in the wall, that's her fault. I'm not saying I wouldn't get her out. I'd definitely get her out. But I wouldn't blame the guy doing the jib. I'd be like, stupid cat. Get out of the wall, you stupid cat.

So my question, I do have a question for this lady if I ever one day come across her. She punched a hole in the wall to get the cat out. Fear. You can't leave the cat in there. Is she getting that same contract back to then fix the hole in the wall? She sounds like she would be. And she'd want it done for free as well.

She'd be like, you jibbed my cat in there. You owe me. She'd have to because she's getting absolutely roast online for calling him a stupid contractor. Is she good? Okay, because this is the cat's fault. And as someone who has an inquisitive cat, like we had tradies around when we renovated our last house.

The guy who was doing the plastering, the cat was in the bucket of plaster. It's like, what are you going to do? We've had tradies around and the cat has climbed into the toolbox. I think we had a trade around and the cat got in the back of the tradie's van and it's only because he left a window open and the cat jumped out. Otherwise, he would have driven back to the other side of Auckland with the cat in the back of his van.

And that's the thing. It's not their fault at all because cats love to just sneak. They're sneaky little critters aren't they? Yeah. That's what we're going to ask you this afternoon. Where did your cat get stuck? Where did your cat get stuck? And is it somewhere

that you had to punch a hole in something to get the cat out of? Did you have to do like they do on the movies? Did you have to get the fire service around to get your cat down? That is something I've actually really wanted to witness. So if that's happened to you, please let us know. A fireman rescuing a cat. I reckon it would be the bane of firefighters' lives getting called out to rescue cats.

It'd be a hot situation though. Well, a sexy situation. Like you kind of like you see this firefighter go up to the tree and then he's getting this like cute little cat down and you're like, oh, hot dude with a cat. Oh, 800 dial ZM or you can text the 9696. Very simple question for you this afternoon. Where'd your cat get stuck?

Brianne Clint. We're asking you the question, where did your cat get stuck? After a woman on TikTok has talked about her cat getting jibbed into the wall. So I hired somebody to redo the bathroom. They pulled out the bathtub and put in the new shower thing.

And as I'm sitting here trying to figure out where my cat is, I can hear crying from somewhere. So I end up punching a hole in the wall. Yes. The stupid contractor

drywalled my cat into the drywall underneath the bathtub. Stupid cat, not stupid cat. Stupid cat. And I say that with love as the owner of two cats that I love. Stupid cat. Yeah, stupid cat through and through. And I want to point out, as I said before, she is getting roasted.

And like people, she has apologised since, but she was getting roasted for calling the contractor stupid. We said before it'd be great to talk to a fireman who's had to rescue cats from trees. We got this text and they said

firefighter here I've been to cats up trees cats in car engine bays cats on roofs of houses and cats down drains. They are not the smartest animals.

Another firefighter has also said trust me it's the bane of our existence and it's not sexy. Man you've just totally ruined my whole image of you. They would hate it. On a tree.

They'd hate it. They'd be like, we're meant to be, you know, we're meant to be serious firefighters here. See, I take that seriously. Maxine's here. Hi, Maxine. Good afternoon. Good afternoon.

We're asking where your cat got stuck today. Where was yours? Well, I couldn't find my cat and I said to my neighbour, hey, look, Where was yours? Well, I couldn't find my cat, and I said to my neighbour, hey, look, have you seen my cat? I can't find my cat. She says, well, I can hear a cat meowing under my house. And I was like, oh, really? So I go over there, have a look, open the door under the house,

no cat, still can hear the cat meowing. We're like, well, where the hell's the cat then? Anyway, go back inside a cat and go back in her house. She says, oh, I can still hear your cat. Well, bloody thing like, well, where the hell's the cat then? Anyway, go back inside her house. She says, I can still hear your cat. Well, bloody thing was in the lazy boy chair, eh? When they'd opened up the lazy boy at night, she must have got scared and gone in under it. Inside the lazy boy at the neighbour's house.

Yeah, in the chair, mate. Good to see that the cat was staying true to the brand of the chair. Lazy. And like we were saying before, not stupid neighbour, right? Stupid cat. No, honestly, they're dumb. I had another cat.

She got locked in the neighbour's house as well. Couldn't find her for a day and she was in the neighbour's house. It was empty. Thanks, Maxine. Michelle's here. Hi, Michelle. Hi.

Where did your cat get stuck? My cat got curled up in the motor of my mother's car and travelled all the way from Wellington to Carpety. She would have been toasty. Yeah. Yeah, she was really warm, so we heard the meow. Yeah. And we were like, where the hell is that? And we followed it around, opened up the bonnet,

which we never thought she would be in there. So you heard the meow after you had stopped the car? Yeah, when we got to Carpety. Once you got to Carpety. Heard nothing on the trip, had no idea at all. No, I don't imagine you did. The engine would have been running and there would have been... Yeah, and she just sort of, we heard a meow,

went round and round the car, opened up the bonnet, and she jumped out. She didn't run away, wasn't freaked out or anything, but she was really, really warm. That's terrifying because you'd be too scared to start your car. Again, you'd be like, what if the cat's in there? Every time you leave the house, you have to have eyes on the cat. Yep, we were pretty paranoid for quite some time after that.

I mean, you know, your memory fades, but, yep, we were pretty paranoid. Stupid cat, am I right, Michelle? Stupid cat. Stupid cat. What I right, Michelle? Stupid cat. What's your cat's name? Misty. Misty the stupid cat. Someone's texting. This is not a good one. They said, my cat jumped in a stranger's

car somewhere. They drove out of town and then realised. They rang my number on his collar and she told me that she let the cat out at a reserve and just kept driving. Nah, that's not on. That's stupid driver of the car. That is stupid driver.

Well, stupid cat to get in there in the first place. That is not on. That's disgusting. Wait, so you called them after you've, so you took. And they said I left your cat at a random reserve. No. A cat's going to get absolutely mind-boggled by that situation. Cat's gone, yeah.

Yeah. Teresa's here. Hi, Teresa. Hi. My cat got stuck in the boat. Okay. Was the boat on? Yeah.

We picked up the boat the night before. Yeah. Left the cover off. Yeah. And thinking, oh, yeah, the cat won't jump in. And we put the cover down, got all the way to Wakawea. My partner backed up the truck with a boat on it, and I went to go and undo the covers,

and I got greeted with two beady eyes. Were you still on land at that stage, or had you already gone out on the water? No, no, no. You were on land. Yeah, right. But then I screamed and thought, ah, shit.

Better keep that one inside there. And then we had to tie the cat up because it had a flea collar around it. So we tied a piece of string to it and kept it in the cabin and fed it fish all day. I was going to say, do cats get seasick? Like, how would they have gone on the boat?

Oh, pardon? Do cats get seasick? No. How would you know? They'd vomit. Would they not vomit? I don't know. Stupid cat.

It depends on how big the boat is, too. Stupid cat. Am I right, Teresa? Stupid cat. Yeah, yeah. His name was Chopper. That's funny. Yeah, there Chopper. That's funny. Yeah, there you go.

That's funny. Well, there you go. If you've got a cat that's got stuck places, you're not the only one. Bree and Clint. It's time for Birthday Banger. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi. Cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. Absolutely right. The winner of Birthday Banger today gets a $100 JB Hi-5 voucher just for winning Birthday Banger. I know, and all you have to do is celebrate your 16th birthday however many years on.

Easy as, right? Let's bring McHale on and we'll do your partner's Birthday Banger. Is that right, McHale? Yes, it is. Okay, why are we not doing yours? I've already done it, but also the children broke his PlayStation controller, so I figured he could do with the voucher more than I do.

Oh, okay. That's very kind of you, Makal. Is there a birthday or something coming up? December. Yeah, right. Okay, what's your partner's name? Rhys. What's his birthday?

So it's the 8th of December 1987. Got it. Which means that he was 16 in 2003 on the 8th of December and his birthday banger is Guy Sebastian. Emotional banger. I'm a seagull.

Yeah. This is my cup of tea. We love Sebo on this show. Do you think Rhys would like this, Mikael? Oh, I don't think so. I like it. You like it? Okay.

If you like the song and he likes the voucher, it could be a happy compromise. Wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Casey. Kia ora, Casey. Kia ora. How are you going? How's for Casey. Kia ora, Casey. Kia ora. How are you going? How's your Wednesday been?

Oh, not too bad. Pretty cruisy, to be honest. Yeah, happy hump day. Yeah, thank goodness. Yeah, we're on the up from here. When's your birthday? My birthday is 29th of May, 1997. May, baby.

That's what we like to hear. That means that you were 16 in 2013 and your birthday banger is Naughty Boy and Sam Smith. This was a moment. This was before Sam Smith was really famous, eh? Yeah, this has, like, gone under the radar for me in terms of Sam Smith. Yeah.

Are you happy with this one? Yeah. Sam Smith was actually mine and my husband's first concert, so I'll take that as an absolute win. No way. It's a sign. They're amazing. Sam Smith is incredible, right?

So good. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Tanya. Kia ora, Tanya. Hi. Little birdie tells us it's your birthday today. Yeah, it is. Happy birthday. Thankanya. Hi. Little birdie tells us it's your birthday today. Yeah, it is.

Happy birthday. Thank you. Have you got any presents? I have. My kids have spoiled me a lot. What did you get? Go on. I got some homemade paintings and some jewellery vouchers.

Oh, lovely. Aww. Love a homemade painting from the kids, eh? And they're whispering to me, and chocolate. And chocolate. Don't forget the chocolate, mum. Come on. Tans, give us the year you were me, and chocolate. And chocolate. Don't forget the chocolate, love. Come on.

Tans, give us the year you were born and we'll work out your birthday banger. 1985. Got it. And today's your birthday. Of course, that means that this time in 2001, it was your 16th birthday. And your song...

Because I got high. Because I got high. Because I got high. I was gonna go to court before I got high. Do you remember this, Tanya? I do. What a weird song, eh? I remember I was, what year is this, 2001? I think I was like 14 working in a gas station

and like rapping all the words to this song, thinking I was so tough. I'd never seen weed in my life I didn't even know what the song was about when I first heard it No, no, exactly right Alright, wait there Tanya, we've got to work this out together, every man because I got high Sam Smith or

Guy Sebastian What are we feeling? I love that Guy Sebastian song Same, I've been on a real high buzz since Friday last week. Yeah. And I'm swaying towards Naughty Boy Sam Smith. Oh, okay. Interesting choice.

Just because it's a little bit more upbeat. I think because I got High Song as too novelty, I think it's fun for like a couple of verses and then it wears off. Yeah. So what are you going to vote for? La, la, la. Okay, I'm voting for Guy Sebastian. We're going to a split vote.

We're going to producer Ella. What's the winner of birthday banger today? Hi, I'm going to go. I'm going to go la, la, la. Boom, baby. She's sucking up, that's why. I didn't see that coming at all. Casey, congratulations.

You just won birthday banger and a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Thank you so much. No worries. Here it is. Naughty Boy and Sam Smith is your birthday banger from 2013. Doesn't feel that old, this song. Brian Glenn with Georgia. I hate it.

When you hear and preach about your new messiah because your theories catch me. Brie and Clint. Huge news for kids of the 90s today. Blink-182 are getting back together. Carry me home. Technically, Blink-182 never ended, but original line-up, well, not the original line- But the line up That everyone loves

Tom Travis And The other guy Tom DeLonge Travis Barker And Shit

I'm such a big fan as well Are you just Are you Mark Hoppus Mark Hoppus I didn't google I didn't confirm I didn't google it You didn't I goog I didn't Google it. You didn't.

I Googled. Yeah, you're good. Anyway, they're coming to New Zealand in 2024, which is huge news. But if you're feeling rich, I have discovered probably the greatest festival for 90s, kids of the 90s who were into Blink-182 style music.

Claude, you're all about this, eh? I'm fizzing. This is right up your alley. So good. Georgia, are you a Blink-182 person music. Claude, you're all about this, eh? I'm fizzing. This is right up your alley. So good. Georgia, are you a Blink-182 person? Oh, yeah. Okay. American Pie days. Yes.

Yeah. Okay, so this festival is basically an American Pie soundtrack in real life. Love it. Okay. It's in Las Vegas in 2023 in October, so it's almost exactly a year away. It's called When We Were Young. It's headlined by Blink-182, first of all. Announced on the day they reform.

It's co-headlined by Green Day. Just to see Wake Me Up When September Ends would be all I'd go for, eh? It features yellow cards. You're not vibing yellow cards? Who are they? You're not vibing yellow cards? Who are they?

What? Only the first rock band to feature a live violinist. Oh, I can so imagine you. Yeah. I can imagine you in this mosh right now. I know you know these guys, 30 Seconds From Mars. Yes. They're on the lineup.

Jared Leto's band. Jared Leto. Sum 41 is on the lineup. Banger. Okay, got to say, if you didn't say who they were, I'd be like, banger, but who are they? He was married to, the singer from Sum 41 was married to Avril Lavigne. Before Chad Kroger.

Wow. Yeah, they were the it, like, pop punk couple. Avril Lavigne and old What's-His-Face. Yeah, What's-His-Face, eh? Old What's-His-Face. Anyway, this is the, I reckon this is the best 90s rock lineup I've ever seen. On the lineup for this gig next year is Good Charlotte. Like, I didn't even know all of these bands were still together.

I'm not going to lie. They need to play in the background, the American Pie movies or something, eh? Like, it really immerses us in the situation. They need to have PS1s set up everywhere with Tony Hawk Pro Skater on them for us to play. Offspring are going to be there. This is wild. This is wild. I'm going to race through some of these other ones. We've got...

Okay, this is weird. Five Seconds of Summer? Nah, you've got to bring in the new kids as well. They'll be the youngest ones there. Ross said they'll be getting bullied behind the stage by all the, true. They'll be the youngest ones there. Ross said they'll be getting bullied behind the stage by all the other bands. They will.

Gym class heroes are on the lineup. Okay, good, but disagree for the type of concert, you know? Right. Not quite the same vibe. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's a bit too poppy, yeah.

Yeah. And also the Veronicas are on the bill. Claude has already applied for the show to broadcast from Las Vegas and takes some listeners over there. How did that go down with Ross Boss? I reckon I can get it over the line. I've got a bit of work to do, I think, but I'll get it over the line. Did you tell them that Simple Plan are on the line as well?

I did. They'll probably get them. I'm not going to lie, it's a long weekend though. You might be able to tie it into a wee holiday. You reckon we can get to Vegas and back and do this festival in a long weekend? Oh, I reckon. You guys can't get worse things ever happened. Brie and Clint with Georgia. We're back after this.

ZM. Brie and Clint. Every once in a while. I would say every year, but it. ZM. Every once in a while, I would say every year, but it's not unfortunately. Every once in a while there is the most beautiful woman in the world crowned. Yeah, this is a weird award. Because it's not done on, it's not like on a poll, right? People aren't like,

I think this person. It's done on science? It's a doctor. He's actually got like an Instagram account that specialises in scanning people's faces and picking out the most beautiful points of them. Okay. And it's all down to the eyes, the everything. I mean, it's been Bella Hadid in the past.

It's been Amber Heard. They've been knocked back a wee bit. They do it on ratios, right? Yeah. So like the distance between your eyes to your nose and nose to mouth. Face shape. Face shape. How your your lips look how juicy are those lips how big is your forehead is a five head a four a three head yeah and bella hadid has won

before yeah she has in fact she's still in the list she's actually number three this year why is she not if you if she was the most beautiful why is she not anymore because the stats of other people have brought them higher and this is what confuses me because whether i don't know i'm not saying she has but maybe bell hadid had a little bit of work done the last year ah and it's changed the way her face is right so percentage wise she's not as shit it's rough being a woman hey there's doctors out there running formulas over your face to decide whether you're beautiful or not. Do they do this to men as well?

Yeah, they have. They've done it. Robert Pattinson takes out that at the moment. He's still the main man, the hottest man, the most beautiful man. I did know that. He was the last one, right? Yes. And he is still?

Still. No one's beating him. Right, okay. Art Pats. But this year, this year's blew my mind. To be fair, I had to google what she was in because i was like hang on i know what she's from but i didn't really take note of her face okay jodie coma yeah it means nothing to me jodie coma killing eve right uh free guy oh okay Yeah. Yeah. So she is 94.52% in terms of the Greek goddess scale.

So it's called like the golden ratio. Yeah. And she sits at the highest point of 94.52, closely followed by Zendaya, who I would have been like, absolutely. She's beautiful. Jodie Comer, she's a stunning person. I just find it weird to go, this is what perfection is. I know. You know, to hold up a picture of weird to go, this is what perfection is. I know.

You know, to hold up a picture of somebody and go, this is what perfect is. Because it's so subjective. I'm heading to Karen's diner tonight. And imagine if that was part of the whole stint. Stunt is that they were looking at you going, let's scan how ugly this chick is. We should do that, eh? We should get scanned and get the ugliness ratio. Find out who's the ugliest person at ZM.

I'd be off the rick day. Well, there you go. If you need a self-esteem boost, maybe avoid Jodie Comer's Instagram account this afternoon. Yeah, I reckon she'll be popping off. Her followers would have gone from, I don't know, 2 million to like 5 million by this, I reckon. ZM's brand Clint.

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