ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th October 2023
Episode Date: October 12, 2023Saying you have no idea what they mean. Clint's teeth are free!! USA's favourite accents. Crazy ways you caught a cheater. Buying someone a winning lotto ticket. See omnystudio.com/listener for p...rivacy information.
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The ZM Podcast Network.
G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
Good afternoon everyone, apart from the people who tried to break into my garage last night.
Yeah, Brie's in the midst of planning a vigilante stakeout tonight.
I set up security cameras.
Yeah.
Yeah, when I'm in that situation, I can just put my mind to anything.
I've set up three security cameras and we'll get you.
Bree said that she's going to camp out in her front yard tonight
with a baseball bat.
Softball bat.
Oh, yeah.
Just go easy on them.
Because I don't have a baseball bat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, I mean, I'll take any weapon.
What hurts more, to get hit with a baseball bat or a softball bat?
Oh, it depends if the baseball bat's a wooden one.
Yeah, right.
Because I think a softball aluminium would be quite painful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wouldn't like either, to be honest.
And I wouldn't be going for a single.
I wouldn't be going for a double.
Not even a triple.
I'd be going for a home run.
Okay.
So I'm sending that thing.
Yeah, yeah, you're looking to knock me out of the park.
Yeah.
Right, well, if you did Burgle Breeze Garage last night,
there's an amnesty on the show today.
You have until 7pm to come forward and all is forgiven?
Well, to be honest, there's not much in there really to take.
I mean, there's some mouldy beanbags that got left out in the rain for too long.
Yeah.
And this old...
Those go good on Facebook Marketplace, I've heard.
Yeah, and this old weird rug that we bought off Marketplace
that I think has questionable stains on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's about it.
Yeah, jeez.
It's some old paint.
This crime wave is out of control
if criminals are now looking to steal mouldy beanbags.
Yeah.
What has happened to this country?
What has happened?
We're opening the talkback lines on 0800 Dial ZM.
What has happened to're opening the talkback lines On 0800 dial ZM Where
What has happened
What is wrong with this country
To the criminal justice system
In this country
And which politician
Is going to fix it
And prevent Bree's
Mouldy beanbags
From being stolen again
I can't lose them again
Get the party leaders
On the phone
Claudia we need to get
The bottom to this
Honestly it's changed
My whole way of
Who I'm voting for
Get Rawiri on the phone
Get David on the phone Get Chris and Chris Nah I still don way of who I'm voting for, I think. Get Rawiri on the phone. Get David on the phone.
Get Chris and Chris.
Nah, I still don't know who I'm voting for.
Still trying to figure that out.
All right, well, bugger it then.
Let's play Tradiverse Lady.
We've got $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC.
If you want it, you can call us right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM.
See if you can go get the big W on this one.
We'll put you on next. The big W.
The big W.
In every place. There's a market
called Big W? In Australia,
yes. And it's not Woolworths? No.
How confusing. It's kind of like
Target. Yeah, right.
Bree and Clint.
It's Treaty
versus Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Let's go indeed.
The ladies pushed their lead out to a 10-point deficit yesterday.
They're on 94.
The tradies are on 84.
Let's go live to our lady in Auckland.
She's 38 and she has never broken a bone despite being quite clumsy.
Welcome to the show, Simone.
Hello, Simone.
Well, congratulations.
Thank you.
Never say never, though, right?
Oh, I thought I did on Monday, but no.
With Annie, not broken.
You thought you did.
Wait, what bone did you think you broke?
I thought I broke my two, like, fingers.
Your two fingers?
Oh, jeez.
Not ideal.
Okay.
All right.
Well, let's see if you can avoid any injuries during Tradie vs. Lady.
You've got to get past our Tradie today from Pukakohe.
They are 23, and they're off to the horse racing tonight.
Welcome to the show, Nathan.
G'day, Nathan.
How's it going?
Who are you backing in for the win tonight?
I'll say a total line, Cambridge Racing.
Yep.
Yep, yep.
That's what I would have said.
Maccabi Diva.
Okay, Nathan.
Far lap.
Your buzzer is tradie, black beauty.
And Simone, yours is lady.
First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Question number one, guys.
In the Twilight series, what is the name of the main vampire
that Bella falls in love with?
Lady.
Yes, Simone.
Edward Cullen.
It is, of course, Edward Cullen, played by Robert Pattinson.
One point to the ladies.
Question number two.
Which super rugby team represents the people of Wellington?
Shady.
Yes, Nathan.
Super rugby, that would be...
Yeah, Hurricanes.
Would be Hurricanes, yeah.
Hurricanes, Hurricanes.
That's my team.
That's what a piece.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Simone is in.
Dua Lipa.
Dua Lipa.
100% on the money.
It is Dua Lipa.
We are two to the ladies,
one to the tradies.
You need this one here, Nathan.
Question number four.
Which Hadid sister is Bradley Cooper
rumoured to be dating?
Is it Gigi or Bella?
Lady?
Yes, Simone.
Is it Gigi? She's got the win. Jeez, that was good. She's a lady. Gigi or Bella? Lady? Yes, Simone. Is it Gigi?
She's got the win.
Jeez, that was good.
She's a lady.
Gigi's.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Now, Nathan, you're off to the Gigi's, but you don't have $50 cash.
But, Simone, thanks to answering with Gigi, you have won $50 cash.
So, congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Nice work, Simone.
It's a tradie versus lady victory for the ladies.
Brianne Clint.
I came across this article talking about how there's been confusion
between the millennials and the Gen Zers again in a workplace.
Oh, come on, guys.
We're meant to be on each other's team here.
It's us against the boomers.
No, but the confusion is coming in now, they're saying,
because what we think something means doesn't mean the same thing
to the Gen Zers.
Oh, okay.
So there's confusion now in the workplace.
Oh, God, okay.
And then once I got into the article,
I was just confused by the saying altogether
because I didn't think this saying meant what they're saying it means.
Oh, so you're in the third camp.
Yeah, I'm just completely in disarray.
So there's Jin Zids versus Millennials versus Breeze.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Should we have a listen and then we can discuss?
She'll say, so I'm going to be out of pocket today from one to two.
It just cracks me up every time
because it's like,
what you going to get up to, girl?
Out of pocket.
What do you think out of pocket means?
Means that you had to spend money on something
to cover the cost of it,
so you are out of pocket.
That's what I thought it means.
What do they think it means?
Wait, let's go to our resident Gen Z. Oh, we should have asked her first before I thought it means. What do they think it means? Wait, let's go to our resident Gen Z.
Oh, we should have asked her first before I gave it away.
What do you think out of pocket means?
My initial thought was out of pocket, like not available.
Yeah, that's what this person thinks it means.
Yeah, and I kind of get what they're saying.
That's out of office.
That's what I think.
Out of office means you're not available You're not in the office
You're not available on email
Because you set up your out of office email
Yeah or like out of pocket
This person's so wild they're out of pocket
Wow okay
You know I wouldn't have thought you're one at all
Out of
What's your one? Out of pocket
Clint's doing the boomer one
No you think it means that
too. So if I sell this rental property
for this and then I'm going to be out
of pocket a couple of thousand dollars here.
Out of pocket means
you are left without
money because you covered the cost of something you didn't
get reimbursed. You're left with
out of pocket
$50 or whatever it is.
The shortfall. Yeah, it means you have to spend a certain amount of money
and that's going to be out of your pocket.
You just have to put that money in.
You're not getting it back and now it's taken out of your pocket
into someone else's.
I feel like, Ella, you're confusing out of office and out of the box.
No, I'm just making up my own one.
Oh, shit.
This is what James has done.
No, this is the problem.
We can't just go making up our own meanings to sayings.
What do you think, Claude?
What does out of pocket mean?
Yeah, I'm with you guys.
You've had to pay for it.
Someone else couldn't cover it, so you had to pay it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you were left out of pocket.
Yeah, because you've taken the money out of your pocket.
This says, right?
It says, out of pocket isn't the out of office memo that 30-somethings think it is.
So this is saying that us millennials think out of pocket means out of office.
No.
No.
Us three millennials got it right.
Out of pocket, according to this article.
Okay, so this is the real definition.
No, this is the Gen Z definition.
Oh, Christ. Okay, so this is the real definition. No, this is the Gen Z definition. Oh, Christ.
Okay.
They think it means someone is being unhinged or chaotic.
Hey, that's what you said.
And they're out of character.
Oh, Ella's bloody being out of pocket.
Oh, a bit wild.
Have you ever heard that?
No, not once.
No.
That's unhinged to me. Not out of pocket.
No one says unhinged anymore.
What?
Don't they?
Oh, no.
Don't be.
She's so judgy.
I know.
It made me think about other.
I love when someone says no one says that anymore.
It's so mean.
You just say it.
You just say you've got no stats to back it up.
You've got no information to back it up.
You just go, no one says that anymore.
And the oldest person in the room goes, oh, okay.
I guess I'm not cool anymore anymore get back in your pocket god you're being so out
of pocket um i thought we could have a conversation around sayings that you never really have understood
yeah because what's the bird in the bush one i don't know what that means two in the hands with
one in the bush no no other way around two in a Two in the hand is worth one in the bush? No. No, other way around.
A bird in the hand is worth one in the bush.
Two in the bush. Two in the bush. Yeah.
What the hell does that mean? I know the saying.
I don't know what it means. What does it mean? I don't know.
Producers, is there a saying? I think it means your bird is more valuable in the bush
than it is in your hand. No, it's one in the hand is worth
two in the bush. No, a bird in the hand is
worth two in the bush. Yeah, a bird in the hand
you've got the bird,
is worth more than the concept of two birds that you don't have.
Guys.
Whoa, shit.
What?
Guys.
Because you have the bird.
What if I've got no bush?
I have no bird.
I have no bush.
I literally don't have a bush.
Can't get it back.
The one that, oh, oh, that bush.
The one that always gets me is when people say, oh, potato, potato.
Not a single person on the face of the earth says potato.
It's tomato, tomato, not potato, potato.
Yeah, because people say tomato.
Yeah.
So that's a thing.
Yeah, not even Nelly Fatato says potato.
She says potato.
Oh, no, I think Nelly Fatato says potato.
Does she?
Well, she's the only one who's allowed to say potato.
Just rolls off her tongue, though, because she's used to it.
0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
We'd love to hear from you this afternoon.
What's the saying that you know but you don't know what it means?
It doesn't make any sense.
Yeah.
It doesn't make any sense to you.
It's so confusing to you.
You can call or text us.
It doesn't matter.
Potato, potato.
And we'll get you on next.
Nelly Fattato.
Nelly Fattato is im-a-nim. Z-dim. Z-dim. Z-dim. Z-dim. Z-dim. Z-dim. Z-dim. Z-dim. Z on next. Nelly potato. Nelly potato is M&M's.
ZM.
ZM.
One bird and one bush.
I told you I don't have a bush anymore.
Bree and Clint.
Oh, mate, you know what I say.
Bob's your uncle.
Yeah, I take that with a pinch of salt.
Yeah, absolutely.
Mate, it's hotter than a bloody sheep shearer's armpit in here.
We're talking about sayings that you don't get.
You brought some controversial audio to the show about the saying out of pocket.
She'll say, so I'm going to be out of pocket today from one to two.
It just cracks me up every time because it's like, what are you going to get up to, girl?
There's a lot of confusion.
There's a lot of different meanings apparently for the saying out of pocket.
Yeah.
One being that they're away from the office.
Yep.
They're out of pocket.
Two, the one we all think it is, you and I definitely think it is.
You're out of money.
You're out of money.
Yep.
And the third one, which is what Gen Z are saying it means,
which is they're acting out of character.
They're going a bit wild.
Do you want a fourth one?
A fourth one?
Gen X here.
I just thought that out of pocket meant that you were unavailable on your mobile phone or uncontactable on your device
because you usually have your phone in your pocket.
Oh, God.
So to be out of pocket means you're uncontactable on your device.
I'm so confused.
Oh, this is so...
Maybe we need to drop the saying if we can't agree on what it means.
Yeah, it's very confusing.
We need to stop using it.
We want to know the saying that you don't understand.
Trev is here.
Hey, Trev.
G'day, Trev.
G'day.
Tell us, Trev, what's the saying that you don't really understand?
I've got no idea what the phrase, he's getting his lunch cut, actually means.
Oh, he's cutting his lunch.
Hey, cut your lunch over there.
He's cutting his lunch.
That guy cut your lunch.
Doesn't it mean that, you know, if someone's swooping in and taking something that is meant to be yours,
so they're cutting a piece off for themselves?
Oh, that's where it comes from.
Cutting his lunch.
They've cut some of your lunch for themselves. Yeah, that's what it comes from. Cutting his lunch. They've cut some of your lunch for themselves.
Yeah, that's what I always thought it meant,
but I could be wrong.
Does that make sense?
Does that work, Trev?
Yeah, it was certainly relevant to the context.
Yeah, that's good.
Thank you.
You're welcome, Trev.
My pleasure.
It is a weird metaphor, though, isn't it?
It is weird.
For someone to steal something that belongs to you
for them to be cutting your lunch.
I do get it.
It's a weird saying.
Let's go to Beth on our 800 dials
at M. Hey Beth. Hi Beth.
Kia ora, how are you? Good thanks. Tell us what's
the saying that's real confusing to you?
So our dad said it for years and
years and years and my sister and I, you know
you'd always laugh along and stuff but
out of here like a bald man
I used to say it when he left
and we didn't understand it for
forever because you don't understand it for forever
because you don't see it written down until it was, you know,
we just thought bald people used to leave places fast.
Yeah.
Out of here like a bald man.
Yeah.
Like H-A-I-R.
It's a pun.
Out of here.
Yeah.
Out of here.
Yeah, it's a pun.
Oh.
Because a bald man is out of here, H-I-R.
No, I see.
H-A-I-R.
No, I get it. It's-R. No, I get it.
It's like when people say, I'm going to make like a tree and leaf.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm going to make like a baby and head on out.
I'm going to make like a baby and crown.
Yeah.
Well, glad you get it now, Beth.
Thank you very much.
Thanks, Beth.
Was your father a bald man?
He was. Oh, see, that's why I love that pun. He loved it it now, Beth. Thank you very much. Thanks, Beth. Was your father a bald man? He was.
Oh, see, that's why I love that pun.
He'd be loving to say it.
He loved it.
Okay, thanks.
Rebecca's on our 800 dials at M.
Hi, Rebecca.
G'day, Bec.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good, thanks.
Tell us, what's the saying that really confuses you, mate?
Well, I'm a little embarrassed because I've used this, like, all the time.
I always say it, and it is, oh, that's not going to cut the mustard.
But I have no idea what it means.
Yeah, what's the mustard?
It's a classic saying that we all have used.
Oh, it's not going to cut the mustard.
What the hell does that mean?
Yeah.
Do you reckon it's got something to do with like cutting through
the taste of mustard?
It's not going to, oh.
Like that's not strong enough to cut through the taste of it. The mustard. To cut the mustard.
Look, I'm really stretching for it.
Yeah, no, I see what you're saying, because mustard is quite a strong flavour.
Yeah, we can't solve that one for you.
Sorry, Bec.
It is a really hard one, Bec.
It is, yeah, but I'm still going to keep using it because it works.
It feels like it works.
It cuts the mustard, that saying, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Someone here said cutting the mustard is related to eating meat.
Get someone to Google it, they said.
Cut the mustard is related to eating meat.
That still doesn't answer it for us.
No.
Thanks, Bec.
Someone said, I'm really confused.
Everyone says they're not here to F spiders.
Oh, yeah.
I love that saying.
We're not here to F spiders.
Who is? And how? You don't not here to F spiders. Who is?
And how?
You don't want to know?
And why?
And how would they do it?
Yeah, how?
Yeah.
My dad always used to say, and he still says it to this day,
and I don't really understand it.
Like I do, but I don't.
My dad would always say, I'm so hungry,
I could eat the crutch out of a low-flying duck.
Dad, you're a bit kinky with the ducks there.
Isn't that a weird saying?
Why are you into all these crotchless ducks?
That is a saying in Australia.
Yeah.
Weirdos.
Alf Stewart used to say, I'll give you the rough end of a pineapple.
Alf also said stone the flaming crows.
Stone the flaming crows, yeah.
Just thinking back to the effing...
Oh, wait.
I'll give you the rough end of a pineapple.
I think I know what that one means.
Just thinking back to the effing spiders bit.
Yeah.
If a spider had private parts...
They do.
Which legs would it be between?
It's got so many legs.
I just think it's on the abdomen.
Just randomly on the abdomen?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, right.
I haven't looked.
I'm thinking too much about effing spiders now.
Yeah.
That's the problem with this.
Have you ever heard the saying, oh, she's gone head over biscuit?
Head over biscuit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's gone head over biscuit.
It's when someone's just fallen over, eh?
Yeah, it's just when someone's absolutely eaten dust.
All right, I think we may have got dumber from this conversation, but it was fun.
Brian Clint from
iHeartRadio. This is
the latest live from LA
with Dean McCarthy. Amber Heard's
in the news today, Dean. She's not happy
with Jason Momoa.
She's not. This is really
wild. I don't even know how this could be,
but basically Amber Heard's
therapist notes have now reached the public domain. I thought't even know how this could be. But basically, Amber Heard's therapist notes
have now reached the public
domain. I thought they were meant to be
totally confidential. Anyway, apparently they're not.
So here's what the therapist said
that Amber Heard told the therapist.
They said, Amber
confessed that when she was working on
Aquaman 2, Jason Momoa turned up
to sit drunk, dressed up as
Johnny Depp. And this is in the middle
of their ugly breakup.
This is well before the trial. This is back
when they were breaking up. Apparently, Jason
Momoa couldn't stand her,
wanted her fired from set and all this
kind of thing, and that he taunted her
by dressing up as Johnny Depp.
What do we think about this?
If it is true, what a weird
thing to do.
Like, it's not even funny.
I guess he wasn't trying to be funny.
He was trying to upset her.
Yeah, like, if it's true, it's a way of bullying, obviously.
Because apparently he used to put all the different types of rings that Johnny used to wear.
Like, in just little, like, subtle things like that.
This is what I'm reading from the article.
But, yeah, like, quite, like, intricate stuff like that. It doesn't, I'm reading from the article. But yeah, like quite like intricate stuff like that.
It doesn't, I'm not discrediting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can I just say this out there?
He has a reputation for being a really likable person
in Hollywood and in entertainment.
I've never heard negative things about him said ever.
No, no.
And I don't want to discredit what anybody is saying.
But if this is not coming from Amber Heard, if it's coming from her therapist, about him said ever. No, no. And I don't want to discredit what anybody is saying.
But if this is not coming from Amber Heard,
if it's coming from her therapist,
why is her therapist
sharing her private information?
It doesn't fit with
the public persona, does it?
What a weird,
what a weird story.
But I mean,
in the past,
there's a lot of times
where stuff will come out
that doesn't fit
with someone's public persona.
True.
I'm not saying that this is true.
No, no, no, no.
But, you know, this has happened multiple times where you think,
you know, and obviously it's the same as like when you follow someone
on Instagram and you're like, oh, this is who they are.
And then actually behind the scenes and in real life,
it's a lot of BS.
And then the flip side of that is...
I'm still on the line.
Yeah.
Still on the line.
Do not talk about me while I'm still on the line. Still on the line. Don't talk about me while I'm still on the line.
The flip side of that is when someone does something that does fit with their public persona,
a la Russell Brand,
and it's like, oh yeah,
that was there in broad daylight for the last 15 years.
We all saw that and no one said anything.
Bizarre.
Well, that's the goss anyway.
That's the latest from Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
We do love a poll on this show,
and a poll of 1,000 Americans was conducted by a website called
Highlandstitles.com in an effort to find out which accents Americans find the most attractive
and the least attractive.
Is the most attractive the American accent?
No.
There isn't really an American accent though, is it?
They're so varied.
There's so many accents.
There's a lot of different types of American accents.
And no American accent made it in the top eight of most attractive,
but a bunch of them made it in the least attractive.
A bunch of American accents did.
Yes.
Okay.
Should we go through the least attractive first?
Yeah, who's not attractive?
Let's just do the top five least attractive accents
according to this poll.
Apparently in number five, American Southern.
Oh, okay.
Should I say American Southern?
Nailed that.
Can I just check?
Are we going to do all the accents on this list?
Yeah, why not?
Okay.
Number four for least attractive.
Because I'm really good at accents.
Is the Canadian.
Ah, well, who's about that?
That wasn't bad.
That wasn't right?
I actually can't do Canadian, so.
Number three, American Midwestern.
That's more yee-haw, isn't it?
I have no idea.
Midwestern.
Number two, Boston. Boston accent. Yeah, isn't it? I have no idea. Midwestern? Number two, Boston.
Boston accent.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, I'm walking here.
I'm walking. Get out of my way.
Oh, that's kind of New York,
which is number one for the least attractive accents,
according to this poll of 1,000 Americans,
the New York accent.
Oh, that's shocking to me.
Yeah.
An American accent is very distinctive.
It's very aggressive. Yeah. But Americans hate the New York me. Yeah. An American accent is very distinctive. It's very aggressive.
Yeah.
But Americans hate the New York accent.
Wow.
Hate it.
Let's get into the most attractive accents,
according to this poll.
This is based on 1,000 Americans.
Number five was the French accent.
Oui, oui.
Number four was the Irish accent.
Oui, oui.
Number three was the London accent.
This is most attractive.
Number two, and I must definitely jump on board and agree with this,
the Scottish accent.
People froth the Scottish accent, eh?
God, I fizz for it.
Yeah.
I just love a bit of a Scottish accent.
But the number one most attractive
accent, according to
this group of Americans.
Come on, New Zealand. Come on, New Zealand. Come on,
New Zealand. The Australian accent.
Oh. And look, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Look, I'm just
as shocked as you and I know there will be
people out there going, no,
no, it's not true.
I've gathered some evidence as to why I think the Aussie accent
has come out on top for the most attractive.
Sure.
Okay?
So I know you might not think the Aussie accent is the most attractive.
Then how do you explain this?
I was in bed sleeping at 2 o'clock this morning.
My wife comes in and says,
oh, the shop's been, someone ran into the shop. And I said, oh, what? So I jumped out of bed and
all I had was my undies on and I've walked out the front and I've seen the car smashed and I've seen
the bloke walking back to the car. And so I've walked outside and I said, oh, what are you doing,
mate? Like, you can't be leaving the scene. And goes don't be a hero mate and I said I'm not trying
to be a hero but the police are coming and he just decided he'd scoot up the road and I just
said nah it's not going on like that mate so I jumped in my car and I started chasing him up
the road and then he went down a side street and then the police were coming and I flashed him and
sent them off in the direction of him but mate all I had was my jocks on I flashed him and sent them off in the direction of him. But, mate, all I had was me jocks on.
I was chasing him up the street and I'm just like, mate.
I rest my case.
That was the hottest 48 seconds of radio we've ever broadcast.
Because I'm aroused.
We should have had a parental guidance warning with that.
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Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Strew Noticing anything different about me? Yeah, you've had your Invisalign off for a week. Oh, thanks. You noticed.
I actually didn't notice because they're clear.
Yeah, I know.
They're quite like hard to, you know what I mean?
They're not like braces.
That's the whole idea of it.
They're not like braces where you're like, whoa.
Whoa.
Drastic transformation.
Yeah, it's a gradual transformation.
Yes.
But you know who's excited about it is producer Claudia
who no longer has to listen to me on microphone
take my retainers in and out
and then suck the saliva out of them
it's not just Claudia
I'm not even squeamish
and that just makes me want to throw up
it would make me feel
physically ill
and you were doing the microphone as well
it kind of sounded like this
it kind of sounded like this. It kind of sounded like this.
Hey, guys, I'm just changing.
Are there any of those chips left over?
I just took out my Invisalign.
Stop, you're giving me flashbacks.
Ouch.
Too realistic.
Well, it's over, okay?
Yay!
It's quite traumatic to sit across from you,
and there'd be bits of spit flying everywhere.
Spittle everywhere.
Yeah, but how good do my teeth look?
They do look great.
Don't they just?
So worth it.
So all that suffering you guys had to deal with.
I'm so glad we went through all the suffering
so you could have nice looking teeth.
I really did bugger all.
I just wore the retainers.
But the bumps are off.
It feels good.
I can eat whenever I want.
They told me when I started having this Invisalign
that the average person loses five kilos from doing it
because it restricts how often you can eat.
I didn't lose jack shit.
I didn't lose anything.
The amount of times I heard you complain
about your Invisalign was wild.
Only because I wanted to...
Every day for eight months.
Only because you guys were snacking in front of me.
And I'd always offer you something and you'd be like,
oh, my damn Invisalign.
I've got to go brush my teeth in the bloody work bathroom again.
Every day.
I've got to go brush my teeth while some dude's in there dropping a deuce.
It's not nice brushing your teeth at work.
No.
But, I mean, look, the results speak for themselves.
Look at you now.
Don't they? Look, she's smiling look, the results speak for themselves. Look at you now. Don't they?
Look, she's smiling so big now.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
Only took 10 months.
Ella, you had braces.
How long did you have braces for?
I think it was, I thought four, but mum says three.
Three years.
It just felt like forever.
Three years?
Yeah.
How crooked were your teeth?
No, I just had a big overbite because I would smell my, anyway.
But wait, what would you smell?
Damn it.
I have a tooth.
Instead of sucking my thumb as a kid,
I licked at my shirt and smelt it,
and I put my tongue between my teeth,
which caused an overbite.
You're such a weird kid.
Yeah, okay.
You're a weird adult, but you're such a weird kid as well.
I know.
It's surprising how well-adjusted you've become.
She wasn't a sucker. She was a sniffer. No, she was a liquor sniffer. A liquor wasn't a sucker she was a sniffer she no she
was a liquor sniffer a liquor sniffer she was a liquor sniffer so you wait wait you were such a
liquor sniffer that you had to have three years of orthodontics yeah it wasn't like a big overbite
but for some reason wow yeah yeah the dentist told me when i went to get checked because my
sister had to have braces my brother had to have braces, my brother had to have braces,
and then the dentist literally says to my face,
he goes, you've got one of the biggest mouths on a kid I've ever seen.
You don't need no braces.
All your teeth are going to fit with ease.
Plenty of room for teeth in there, girl.
He goes, you've got a gigantic mouth.
Hey!
Hang on, I was going to get the dental nurse in here.
Hey, come check out this horse girl's mouth.
It's like Mr. Ed in there.
There's a gaping hole in here.
Come and have a look at this.
I need to floss her teeth.
Have we got any rope?
Guys, do you have the number for Guinness World Records?
I think we have a winner here.
I did have a big mouth.
Still do.
Did anybody lose their car keys?
I think I found them in this brie girl's mouth.
Got a huge
bloody mouth on me. Yeah. Well, anyway,
congratulations me for completing my
Invisalign. Congratulations.
Congratulations to all of us.
Did you ask Claudia how long she had braces on?
Did you have braces, Claudia? Yeah, I had braces.
How long? About three years.
Oh, okay. I didn't lick my t-shirt, though.
Sniff a licker. I didn't lick my t-shirt though Sniffer lick us Shut up
Once upon a time
There was a girl
She was smart, debatable, talented
Eh, athletic
Not really
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's The Plot?
It's our famous movie guessing game
where you take Bree on to guess two movies correctly before she does,
and today there's $100 cash on the line.
Not bad money, $100.
Ellie, you up to the challenge?
I'll give it a go.
Yeah, give it a good go.
Give it a good go.
Good, good, good, good, good, good go.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Ellie, what's your favourite?
I'm not having a good, good, good, good day, to be honest.
What's your favourite movie of all time?
Oh, that's hard.
Okay, probably go Braveheart.
Not good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, hunting. Yeah, probably go Braveheart. Guys, yell out your name if you want to guess what that movie is. Don't wait for me to finish the movie before you jump in there and give it a go.
All right?
Just do it as soon as you think you know what it is.
Good luck, Ellie.
If you get two before Bree gets two, you'll win the $100, Ellie.
Sweet.
Sounds good.
Here we go.
Today, our theme, because the All Blacks are playing Ireland this Sunday in a do-or-die
Rugby World Cup quarterfinal. These are all movies that star Irish
actors. Okay, that's
vast.
I like it because
it's broad. It's broad, that's the
word. Not vast, I'm having a shocker
as well. Here we go.
Good luck to both of you. Movie
number one. A former
government operative is trying
to reconnect with his daughter.
Then his worst fears become
real. Ellie. Ellie.
Taken.
It's Taken.
Very good
from you. Very good.
Maniacal
little laugh there. That was quite good.
I don't know who
you are. But what I do know. I don't know who you are.
But what I do know is I have a particular set of
skills.
Or something like that.
Exactly that. Ellie, you have one point
on your column. Brie, you have none. That means, Ellie,
if you get this one correct, you will win
$100 cash. I'm nervous now.
Irish actors.
That's what you need to keep in your mind.
Movie number two
our hero is a thief
with a rare ability
his skill
has made him a hot commodity
in the world of corporate espionage
but has also cost him everything that he loves
he gets a chance at redemption
when he is offered a seemingly impossible task.
Plant an idea in someone's...
Brie.
Oh.
Inception.
Inception.
Yeah.
You just got me there.
Oh, just got...
I could tell Ali was right there.
Starring the incredible Killian Murphy.
I could tell how close that was, Ali.
You were right up my date then, weren't you?
Excuse me.
I definitely was.
Excuse me.
It's a bit descriptive.
Is that how you're going to implant the idea of a date?
Yes, right up the date.
Okay.
All right.
This is for the win.
This is tie break.
I'm trying to pick a, because I've got a whole bunch here,
I'm trying to pick an evenly balanced movie.
Gotcha. One that doesn't give either to pick an evenly balanced movie. Gotcha.
One that doesn't give either of you an advantage.
Yeah, now that you know our skill set.
Yeah, now that I know you so well, Ellie.
We've got a particular set of skills.
We do.
Okay, let's just go for it.
Okay.
In 480 BC, a state of war exists between...
Brie.
Brie. Gladiator. Gladiator, incorrect. of war exists between... Brie. Brie.
Gladiator.
Gladiator.
Incorrect.
Great guess.
Free guess, Ellie.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Just have a go because this next line is going to give it away.
Okay.
Oh, what?
480.
Oh, God.
I don't even know.
No, just carry on.
No.
Okay, I'm going to start from the start.
You're both back in this.
Okay.
On your buzzers as soon as you've got it.
In 480 BC, a state of war exists between Persia and Greece.
Bree?
Bree.
Oh, 300?
300 is correct.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I was a guess.
Starring Michael Fassbender.
Damn, Ali, you were hot on my heels.
We have a $50 KFC chicken dollar consolation prize for you, Ali.
Oh, amazing.
Thanks, guys.
And I invite you to play any time, Ali.
You were a gallant competitor.
Oh, thanks so much.
Yeah, you're a tough one to beat, Bree, so.
She was good.
I reckon she nearly had me.
Brie and Clint.
I might be able to blow your mind right now
with this Miley Cyrus theory that's going around.
Look, this is just something I've pulled off the internet,
so we can decide ourselves how believable it is.
But the theory going around about Miley Cyrus right now
is that she's actually a ghost
singer for many popular singers who have big hits right now.
I'm into this.
Interesting, eh?
Yeah.
Because there was that theory about Nicole Scherzinger a while ago.
It wasn't a theory.
Truth.
Really?
Where she sang certain parts as a ghost singer for Britney Spears' songs.
Before she was famous. Before she was famous. Before she was in the Pussycat
Dolls. Yeah. Let's delve into this because it's going to blow
your mind. I have one example and the
example that I have is of Morgan Wallen,
the country music singer. Okay. So this is what Morgan Wallen
sounds like.
The girl leave your boots by the bed.
We ain't leaving this room.
So that's what he sounds like.
When you take that part of that Morgan Wallen song and you pitch it up, so you make the pitch higher,
it sounds like this.
The girl leave your boots by the bed. so you make the pitch higher, it sounds like this.
Wow.
That sounds like Miley Cyrus.
Wow.
Does it not?
Again, one more time, Morgan Wallen.
Miley Cyrus.
Girl, leave your boots by the bay.
We ain't leaving this room.
You know, there's a reverse theory to this.
What's the reverse?
That Morgan Wallen sings Miley Cyrus' songs
and they just pitch him up.
That he's the real singer
and Morgan Wallen is the one who sang The Climb
and We Can't Stop and...
I haven't even thought of that.
Why are we giving Miley all the credit?
How come Morgan Wallen couldn't be the secret?
How come he couldn't be the secret, Hannah Montana?
Wait.
Morgan Wallen is Hannah Montana.
Yep.
Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus.
Morgan Wallen is Hannah Montana.
Case closed.
Have we cracked it?
I think we did.
I think we cracked it.
You get the best of both worlds.
One is Miley Cyrus, the other is a country music man.
Brian Clint.
Miley Cyrus slash Morgan Wallen.
It's called Flowers.
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
The show's secret.
Yeah.
Every show's got one.
Now we've got one. Does that have to be our show? Can our show's secret
be a bit more exciting? Well, the show's secret,
our show's secret used to be what size
bra I wear, but I gave that away
last week. Oh, okay. Did you?
Yeah. Where?
See, you weren't paying attention. Yeah.
Where'd you give that data away? Oh,
trust me. It wasn't on the show. I gave it
away. I know I tune a lot of things out.
I gave it away in quite a weird way.
Did you?
Did you do like an acrostic poem about your bra size?
D is for double Ds.
It was actually a hiku, if you must know.
A haiku?
A haiku.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner.
The number one song's on your 16th birthdays.
We're going to do three, but we can only play one out in full.
We'll start with Chloe.
Kia ora, Chloe.
Hi, Chloe.
Hey, guys.
How's your week been, Chloe?
Pretty good, thanks.
How's yours?
Yeah, not too bad.
I mean, Friday, tomorrow, can't complain.
Yeah, so excited for the weekend.
Oh, how good.
Wait, wait, wait.
This is not Chloe Swarbrick, is it, if you're excited for the weekend?
Definitely not.
Are you sure?
It kind of sounds like Chloe Swarbrick.
It does a little bit.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
Is Swarzy calling our show for birthday, banger?
If only.
If only. If only.
Well, we'll be able to tell from your date of birth.
What's your date of birth?
Not Chloe Swarbrick.
It's the 11th of February, 2002.
Oh, nah.
Nah.
She's too young.
Too young.
Only just, though.
Yeah, actually, not by much.
Not by much.
Because how old are you at the moment, Chloe?
21.
Oh, no.
Yeah, a little bit off.
A little bit off.
Okay, you were 16, Chloe, in 2018.
I think Chloe Swarbrick was running for mayor of Auckland when she was 21.
I think she was.
And on the 11th of Feb 2018, this was number one.
Drizzy Drake.
What do you reckon, Chloe?
Are you a Drake fan?
Not really, but it's still a banger.
It's still a banger, yeah.
Are you sure this isn't Chloe Swarbrick?
Mate, I mean, Drake, that song was huge.
It was number one across the globe.
Yeah, big banger.
Okay, wait there, Chloe.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Jemima.
Hi, Jemima.
Hi, Jemima.
Hi.
How's your week been, Jemima?
Pretty good.
Pretty busy, but good.
Wait, this isn't Jemima Puddle Duck, is it?
Who's that?
Yeah, it actually is.
It actually is.
Yeah, I thought it was.
And the last one definitely was Chloe Swarbrick, too.
Yeah, we knew it.
I've got a thing for voices.
We know your voices.
Hey, Jemima, what's your birthday?
13th of October, 2003. Hey, happy birthday for tomorrow, Jemima, what's your birthday? 13th of October, 2003.
Hey, happy birthday for tomorrow, Jemima.
Thank you.
You were 16, though.
On Black Friday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Friday the 13th.
Ooh, spooky.
Lucky for some.
Yeah, lucky for some.
Lucky in my family.
My mum has birthdays on Friday the 13th sometimes.
But your 16th birthday, Jemima, was in 2019
and here's your birthday banger.
Big banger.
Take my strong hands.
Move for me, move for me, move for me.
So good.
Jeez, it is Friday the 13th, isn't it?
Tomorrow it is.
What do you reckon, Jemima?
Are you a fan of Dance Monkey, Tones and I?
It was a little bit overplayed recently,
but, you know, it was great for a wee while.
I was 16.
It got thrashed, but it's still a great song.
Global hit, that one.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do one more for Emily on 0800 DARS.
Cue to Emily. G'day, Em. Hello, how are. We're going to do one more for Emily on 0800 DARS. Kia ora, Emily.
Kia ora, Em.
Hello, how are you today?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Very well, thank you.
Although my nine-year-old doesn't think we can trump Dance Monkey.
Really?
Okay.
What's your nine-year-old's name?
Tessa.
Okay, Tessa.
We're about to see if Mum's Birthday Banger can take the win.
What's your birthday, Emily?
31st of July, 1983.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1999.
And Emily, on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit.
A Jennifer Lopez classic.
One of her first hits, If You Had My Love. Are you
a fan, Emily? Well, I think
I may have had the album, the
CD back in the day. I mean, who
did it? It was a solid
album from J-Lo. In 1999.
I think that's the year that she wore the
dress. The green dress that
went all the way down the front. Iconic.
Oh, yes. Yes, that was a good one.
Big year for J-Lo. It was like a G-Banger, but in a dress form.
What did you think?
Does Tessa think that that song's going to beat Dance Monkey?
What do you reckon?
Do you reckon Jennifer Lopez could beat Dance Monkey, Tess?
She's not sure.
She's not sure.
She's not sure.
She wasn't born, so she didn't have the CD.
She's like, I've never heard that song, Mum.
Wait there.
We've got J-Lo, we've got Tones and I, we've got Drake.
I mean, I'd vote for the J-Lo song.
I've got to give it to my girl J-Lo.
I think Emily's taken it out.
Yeah.
Sorry, Tessa, but we're on Mum's side.
Em, you just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Tessa, we won.
Yeah!
Yay!
There you go, Tessa.
Mum takes it out, and we're going to get that song on for you right now.
This is so 1999.
Listen to it.
This is a Stone Cold banger from J-Lo.
Bree and Clint, this is your birthday banger for the day.
J-Lo, If You Had My Love.
You're on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
J-Lo, the winner of Birthday Banger.
With a fire track for the elder millennials amongst us.
Someone texted and said, this is such a banger.
I'm a millennial.
I was born the same year as Emily.
I wish more millennials would call for Birthday Banger.
It's my favourite segment on your show.
More power to you guys.
See?
That's good.
You put the call out.
Yeah.
I think we get a good split of millennials versus Gen Zs,
few Gen Xs and the odd boomer playing Birthday Banger.
Yeah, I like the mix, but everyone is welcome to play Birthday Banger.
That's the beauty of it.
Everyone over 16.
Everyone over 16, unfortunately.
But we do welcome if you want to. We can't predict the future.
If you want to do your mum and dad's or if you just want to be a part of it,
you can call as well.
That's good.
Guys, just a thought.
When was the last time you guys visited the website Google Earth?
Oh, I do it quite regularly.
Such a great website.
Yeah.
One of the best on the internet.
Well, I jump out of Google Maps into Google Satellite,
which I imagine is the same thing, right? Same, same. Google Maps, Google Earth. It's freaky
that you can go anywhere on Earth. Yeah, it's quite wild.
I do love the little hidden
gems, where people will be like, go to this coordinate,
like coordinates, and you'll find this. And then drop into Street View. Yeah.
Yeah, I love stuff like that.
This might be one of those because there's a Brazilian woman
who is claiming she caught her boyfriend cheating
by using Google Street View.
What?
Yes.
Okay.
Right.
So this is the situation.
She says that she saw the Google car, which I've seen it before too. Yeah, I've seen it.
All the cameras on top. You know, all the cameras, 360 and it drives down the
streets to get the full images to be able to make those maps.
Some people chase it so they can get on Google Earth. Exactly.
Anyway, she said, you know, she noticed that the Google
car going past her house, taking the photos.
And she decided that she wanted to see those images because it takes a little while.
But she kept checking because she was like, I want to see the updated images.
Of what?
Specifically?
Of her house.
Yeah.
Of her street.
Yeah.
While she was tracking her street, she's noticed,
and look, you can believe this story if you want.
I'm a little bit sceptical,
but she's noticed her boyfriend on his motorbike.
Yeah.
And another woman on the back.
That's perfectly plausible.
Right?
So the story gets even more interesting.
So she claims that she has tracked her boyfriend using Google
because he's obviously riding.
Oh, he's moving on the bike.
He's moving.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
So he's in multiple pictures on Google Maps.
And then at one point, they lose him.
Yeah.
So he's not in a certain part.
Anyway, she decides to check the surrounding streets
of where she lost him.
Yeah.
In case the Google car has then went through these back streets, right?
She said, and I've actually seen the photo
because the photo is on the article.
Yeah.
That she decided to go down this side street where there's a park where him and her used
to go slash they sometimes went to hang out by the park.
Yeah.
She goes down on Google Maps, this park, it's her boyfriend and this woman laying all over
each other on this park bench.
And you've seen the photo?
I've seen the photo.
Jeez, that is a niche way for your cheating to be called out.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I see it.
Yeah, there's a motorbike helmet behind them.
Yep.
Okay.
Can you imagine pulling him into the living room and going,
explain this?
You are going to trigger a whole lot of people
who have been suspicious for a while
to go and check their driveway on Google Earth tonight.
Because you can go back.
There's a little tab at the top.
You can go look at the most recent Google Earth.
Bless you.
Excuse me, the most recent Google Earth picture.
And then you can jump back to the previous one,
to the previous one, to the previous one.
You can go all the way back
to the first Google Street View photo there is of your house. And you can see the progression of your house, but also
You have like nine or ten opportunities to catch them cheating. Yeah. Or also if there's another
car parked in the driveway. Exactly. I thought we could ask people
this afternoon, the question of have you caught
someone cheating in a really crazy way?
Yeah, quite a niche way.
Quite a real, like, just out the gate, like, wouldn't believe it,
but this is how I've caught someone.
Do you remember Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent,
telling about how he caught, he found out that the guy he was seeing
had a secret family?
Yeah.
It was because he went to book him a massage, like a masseuse.
Yeah, what was it?
And the address auto-filled to an address that he didn't recognise.
And so he went to that address.
And he already had weird feelings about the relationship.
So he went to that address to see what it was.
And the guy's wife answered.
And the guy's wife answered the door.
What about that story where the woman caught her boyfriend cheating
because they shared each other's Fitbit stuff?
And she's like, why was there a massive surge in energy
at like three o'clock in the morning?
What were you doing?
Your Fitbit caught you cheating.
I've just read some of the texts.
This is wild.
We're talking about crazy, very niche ways that
you've caught someone cheating. And look, it's quite a niche topic. Yep. I didn't think we would
get much, but damn, there's some stories. Well, people get caught out in weird ways, right? Yeah.
And it adds to the scandal of it all. Let's kick it off with this one. Yep. It says, I used to work for an electricity company.
One day a woman rang asking about her bill and I said to her that it seems to be a spike in power around 2 p.m. every Wednesday.
In brackets, hourly reporting from the advance meter at her home.
She said she would check it out.
She rang back two weeks later saying that she'd found out why. Her man was in bed with a different
woman. Power bill for the win. Whoa, that is
niche. That is so niche. I, as the person who worked at the
power company, would not expect them to call back and spill the tea
but I'd be so grateful that they did. Same. I'd be like
Hey girl, I know you don't know me but I called you last grateful that they did. Same. I'd be like... They'd be like, hey girl,
I know you don't know me
but I called you last week about the Power Bill.
Guess what?
He was cheating on me.
Yeah.
And you'd be like,
this is the most fun thing
that's ever happened in this call centre.
You're like,
I wish this happened all the time.
Sorry for your loss
but also,
wow.
Let's go to the phones.
I know 800 dials at M.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hello, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, how are you? Good, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi,
how are you? Good, thanks. You caught your
boyfriend cheating in a strange way.
Yes, so
he messaged me and
said like, oh, you left your underwear at my house
when you're over next,
like I'll give it to you. And I was like, yep, no,
that's cool. Went around,
he gave them to me. They were
definitely not mine.
Different size.
I definitely didn't own underwear like that.
But, yeah, I was so young at the time that I just, like, took them off them and was like,
oh, thank you.
Oh, my God, what a dum-dum.
I know.
What an idiot.
Even if you, like, obviously he would have known that there would have been a chance
that they weren't yours.
So you just throw them in the bin.
Yeah, I think when he handed them to me, it was kind of an awkward.
We both knew, but it just didn't say anything.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Awkward.
Were they even nice underwear?
Not really.
Did he wash them?
No.
Did he wash them before he gave them to you well
oh i don't know i do not know nasty oh okay thank you anonymous um the person with the power bill
has messaged us the person in the call center said yeah she was calling back to close the
account because she was moving out of the house because he was cheating obviously yeah she was
getting out of there makes sense someone else texts and said, I lived in apartments up above a shop
and we had an intercom at the street door.
People would buzz and we could pick up the phone
and talk from our apartment.
My partner was down at the street door talking to someone,
so I picked up the intercom phone and held it on mute.
Oh, my God.
I listened to their whole conversation
and heard them making plans.
They were cheating on me for some time and that's how I found out.
I turned up where they had made plans and confronted them.
We broke up that day.
Scando.
You would be so full of adrenaline while you were driving to that place.
That is wild.
Someone texted and they said,
I caught my ex cheating by a booking confirmation
via email for a rental camper van.
They had put the emergency contact person down
as the person that they were cheating with
and they said the relationship to the person that it was,
it said they were in, that was their partner.
Oh, God.
What an idiot.
Someone asked, what were they doing at 2pm.m. to spike the power so much?
It's a good question.
What were they doing?
Turning the heat pump on while they...
Who knows?
I mean, there's, you know, some things don't have batteries these days.
Let's go to our Andrew Diles at him again.
This person wants to be anonymous.
And anonymous, you're the one that got caught.
I did.
I did get caught. How i did get caught how did you get
caught anonymous no look i'm not a diary keeper but something compelled me to write everything
that happened that day okay i yep i write everything that i did and my ex now husband
at the time found this piece of paper and i didn't think he would find it, but he did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So just randomly, on the day you did the cheating,
you decided to write everything down?
Wait.
I did.
Something compelled me to write it down.
I even dated it.
Wait.
I know.
Anonymous, can I just ask, what did you write down for the cheating part?
Was it like 2.30 p.m. cheated on my boyfriend?
Or was it like 2.30pm cheated on my boyfriend? It was in detail, like how I'd met this person
and how we decided to go back to my place.
Do you feel like you kind of wanted to get found out maybe?
Maybe that's why I was compelled to write everything down.
I don't know.
When your partner found this document and confronted you about it,
there's no denying that, eh?
You just go, oh, yeah, you got me.
Well, yeah, when he asked me all these questions,
I was just answering them not knowing that he'd found this piece of paper yet.
And then he actually pulled it out after I'd answered his question.
You should have gone, oh, it's creative writing.
I'm writing a book.
Yeah.
I couldn't.
I wish I had.
And then you would have had to commit to writing a whole book.
And then it's a bestseller.
Imagine.
It was my dream to become a writer, so maybe I could have used that.
Anonymous.
Hey, Anonymous, we asked for niche.
That was definitely niche. So thank you for that. Hey, Anonymous, we asked for Niche. That was definitely Niche, so
thank you for that. Thanks, Anonymous. Thank you.
All good. One more from... It's like doing a
murder and then on the gun
writing... This is where I hid the body
and then drawing a map. Writing your
name on the gun and your phone number. And be like, here it
is. Here's my social media.
This is my Instagram. It's me. Hi.
I'm the murderer. It's me.
One more text from the text machine.
Niche ways you caught someone cheating.
My friend was a pizza delivery driver in uni and delivered a pizza to a random house.
They opened the door and he saw his girlfriend in an oversized top in the background wearing nothing else.
The dude saw him staring and said, you like my girlfriend?
He was gutted.
That's so sad. The pizza delivery guy should have said,
do you like my girlfriend?
Yeah, that would have really showed him.
I wonder what the girlfriend would have done.
Why? The girlfriend would have known that her boyfriend is a pizza delivery driver and then her other boyfriend would have been like, let's get pizza.
She could have got anything else.
Brie, none of these stories have been from people who are at their smartest moment.
Yeah, right.
Like writing down details about your cheating and then putting the date on it.
Love you, Anonymous.
Thank you so much for sharing with us.
But that has to be one of the
dumbest things I've ever heard. Anonymous is like
I took photos, I pasted them
in the diary. I put them
in his bedside drawer.
I don't understand how he
caught me.
I said before there's data out on which
age group purchases the most
indoor gardening tools.
65 to 75.
Lock it in.
Nah, 69-year-olds.
Well, that's in that group.
It's not that.
It's right in the middle.
Why do you think it would be people that are 65 to 75 years old?
I don't know.
They're retired.
You reckon that's a racy age?
Yeah, they're retired.
They're, you know, looking for something to do.
Spend their time.
And then they like, let's spice it up a bit.
Let's get some...
They actually have time to do that stuff, you know.
I took this from the Herald, but the data comes from the Adult Toy Mega Store,
which is kind of like Bunnings Warehouse, but for a different kind of jackhammer.
Different kind of who? Different kindhouse, but for a different kind of jackhammer. Different kind of who?
Different kind of, yeah.
Impact driver.
Their data says that the most indoor gardening accessories are purchased by people over the age of 40.
So I technically was right.
Yeah, technically you're right.
But, I mean.
The over 40s are buying more than the under 40s.
That's a bit wishy-washy though, that data.
Like, I want more specific.
40% of their sales come from people over the age of 40.
But I want to know if they're over 40 and under 50.
Yeah, like you're kind of...
Is it your 40s that is your kinkiest era?
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
They said their second highest amount of sales comes from people aged between 25 and 34 right so you yeah baby yeah do i make you horny baby yeah baby yeah you're buying
the most i can't say i've purchased anything recently how how many is um too many yeah like
how many before you need how many would freak you out if you got into a new relationship...
Yeah, good question.
...and you, you know, you weren't snooping...
No.
...but you accidentally came across...
Yeah, and I like to think they'd be open-minded.
I think...
And I would be open-minded.
I think...
Oh, see, I'm quite a prude.
Yeah.
So I'd say more than two of that particular thing.
Yeah. I'd be like, what two of that particular thing. Yeah.
I'd be like, what's going on here?
I feel like it could be three.
I feel like three that all serve a different purpose.
I see like two and then some other little bits and bobs.
I'm not going to, you know.
Bits and bobs?
Yeah, bits and knobs.
Keep your bits and bobs out of my bits and bobs, please.
Keep your bits and bobs out of my bits and knobs.
Anyway, Randy, 40-year-olds, you guys are the ones buying up large,
followed by the 25 to 34-year-olds.
Sounds like there's a real gap between 35 and 39
where you're just not interested in it.
That's when you're having kids.
Oh, that's one of those, yeah.
Too busy.
You've got to buy a different kind of toys.
You're way too busy, yeah.
Little actual toys, yeah.
Yeah. Fisher Price toys. You don't want to use Lego for that. You don't want to get different kind of toys. You're way too busy. Little actual toys. Fisher Price toys.
You don't want to use Lego for that.
You don't want to get those confused.
That is a bad time.
Have you ever stood on Lego?
Have you ever sat on Lego?
Ouch.
Tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show is Friday.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you.
Tomorrow, it's only a day away.
Damn, you really went wild with the tune at the end there, didn't you?
With a creative license.
Where was that kind of from?
Annie.
Yeah.
Annie?
Yeah.
Producers? They're giving the thumbs Yeah. Annie? Yeah. Producers?
They're giving the thumbs up.
Annie, yeah.
Oh, I love that musical.
Annie.
I've never seen it.
It's also Hard Knock Life is from Annie, isn't it?
Yes.
It's a hard knock life.
And then also Austin Powers.
And also from the Jay-Z Black Album.
Yep.
Yeah.
I mean, just see Annie.
Annie.
Such an influence on pop culture.
I'll say.
Okay, should we do an Annie classic
for Friday Oaky tomorrow?
I mean, do you want to go up against
what you just heard?
Nah, actually, nah, you're right, yeah.
Too intimidating.
I bet you are.
Have a great night, everybody.
We outie.
We'll catch you guys tomorrow
on the Brie and Clint show.
We'll see you then for a Friday. Bye.
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