ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 12th September 2022

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

Sleepwalking Who should be on the money? One-time poddy listen to a Secret Sound guess Rip-off names See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Bree and Clint, we are live from Queenstown and thankfully we are now actually live from Queenstown. I know, we lost the connection just before we were about to go to air but we are here for your Monday. Just before we were about to do Secret Sound 2 and we were going, Gary, you're going to have to do Secret Sound by yourself, mate. You're going to have to do it.
Starting point is 00:00:18 I was so excited because we haven't even heard the sound yet. No, we haven't. So, let's get straight into this. I know you're waiting for it. It is day one of ZM's brand new $100,000 secret sound. ZM's $100,000
Starting point is 00:00:31 secret sound. So, this is the fourth guest of the day and we have not heard the secret sound yet. I'm so excited. Soundkeeper Georgia is standing by and we're ready, Georgia. Georgia, hi. My dudes, hello. How are you?
Starting point is 00:00:46 Good. How have these guesses been so far? I've seen a couple of them floating around on Instagram. Yeah, they've been good. They've been, yeah, they've been good. They haven't been the winners, but they've been good. Yeah, but how good? Like, how close have they been?
Starting point is 00:00:57 Is that a clue? You're saying they're good. Is that a clue? I mean, they're good. They're not great, but they're not bad. So they're not really that good. They're okay. They're not really that good.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Because I'm looking at these ballpoint pen umbrella, beach umbrella. We're not getting anything out of her, are we? No, we're not. We've got a wide spectrum there, haven't we? So it could be anything, couldn't it? Okay. Well, we've got the winner. We've got the winner on the phone right now, Georgia.
Starting point is 00:01:21 I've got a good feeling. Please welcome to The Secret Sound, the almighty Thor. Hi, Thor. G'day, Thor. Hiya. All right, Georgia. I've got a good feeling. Please welcome to The Secret Sound the almighty Thor. Hi, Thor. G'day, Thor. Hiya. All right, mate. Day one, I mean, it'd be pretty amazing for you to take home $100,000.
Starting point is 00:01:34 You're on with Soundkeeper Georgia. Georgia, take it away. Okay, so have you, did you listen to the podcast over the weekend, mate? Not really. So when was your first time hearing the sound? Was it this morning?
Starting point is 00:01:47 This morning, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's... Straight away, you were like, I know what this is. I've heard this before. Me and my colleague have been trying to figure it out and we're pretty confident, yeah. So Bree and I haven't even heard the sound yet,
Starting point is 00:02:02 so can we hear it with you? Georgia, can we please hear the secret sounds? Nah. Nah, of course you can. I was like, it's kind of the whole premise of the game, Georgia. Here it is. This is the secret sound for this year. Oh, that is not what I was expecting.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Wait, I want to hear it again. That is... That is... Sounds like pop rocks. It's crunchy. Yeah. I hear crunchy straight away in that. Do you just?
Starting point is 00:02:27 Okay, Thor, let's do this, man. Thor, what do you think the secret sound is for $100,000? We think it's the MacBook recycling bin emptying. Oh, that's good. Now, do you have a MacBook? I've used MacBooks in the past, yeah. And it makes an iconic sound, you're right. I've got one right here.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Should we do it? Have you got your volume up? I think so. You'll only get one chance to empty your recycling bin. I've got one shot of it. You do, eh? Yeah. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:03:01 You ready? Bray's about to empty her recycling bin, Thor. Let's see if this works. All right. Hold on. You ready? Bray's about to empty her recycling bin, Thor. Let's see if this works. All right. Hold on. Build-ups. Hold on. Oh!
Starting point is 00:03:14 It could be a little bit of that. Okay. It could be. Georgia. Okay, Thor. So one quick question for you, though. You said we. Does this mean you're going to split the $100,000?
Starting point is 00:03:23 50-50? We're splitting it. 50-50. Oh, splitting it. 50-50. Oh, that's very generous of you. 50 grand each. Yeah. That's very, very generous. Not too bad.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Not too bad. So for 50 grand each, $100,000 in total, Thor, the almighty Thor, is it the trash can sound on a MacBook? That's what we're locking in. The question, is it? The answer, that is not the secret sound. But hey, you've reminded me to empty my recycling bin on my computer.
Starting point is 00:04:03 You may not have got $100,000, but you freed up a lot of RAM on Bree's laptop this afternoon. I appreciate you, Thor. And Thor, because it's the first week of Secret Sound, you're going home with a three-month Neon subscription. Congratulations. Oh, sweet. No worries.
Starting point is 00:04:17 So enjoy that, Thor. Lots of good stuff to watch on there, and we appreciate you calling through. Thank you. It's all thanks to Neon. You can watch the TV series and movies everyone is talking about on Neon.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, here we are. The tradies versus the ladies. The scores are The tradies are ahead by quite a lot. The tradies are ahead. We're out of our usual studio. We're live from beautiful
Starting point is 00:04:44 Queenstown. Let's meet our tradies. First of all, Andy is our lady tradie today. She's from Hamilton. She's 36 and she's a courier driver. Welcome to the show, Andy. Hi. G'day. G'day, Andy.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Are you currently on the road doing the rounds? Yes. Oh, good. Well, we appreciate you tuning in. Let's see if you can pick up 50 bucks cash. You're taking on our lady today. She's 27. She's been skydiving recently, and her name is Sam.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Welcome to the show. G'day, Sam. Hi there. Hi. Whereabouts did you go skydiving? In Mecklen, my Ashburton way. Oh, yeah, nice. And it was a good experience?
Starting point is 00:05:22 It was, but I will not do it again. It was so scary. It's my opinion on skydiving. Once you've done it, why would you roll the dice again, eh? Don't need to do it again. The risk goes up. Every time you do it, the risk goes up. Some would say you don't need to do whatever.
Starting point is 00:05:37 In my opinion. Okay, Sam, your buzzer is lady. Andy, your buzzer is tradie. First of you to get three correct answers is going to win $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Amethyst is a shade of which colour?
Starting point is 00:05:51 Lady. Tradie. Yes, Sam. Purple. That is correct. One to the ladies. Question number two. The New Zealand government is currently debating whether we should get a day off.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Tradie. Yes, Sam. Oh, shit. Sorry. We haven't, true. Yes, Sam. Oh, shit. Oh, sorry. We haven't even asked the question, Sam. I know. I'll finish the question. They're currently debating whether we should get the day off
Starting point is 00:06:13 to mourn the Queen's passing. True or false? Lady. Australia. Yes, Andy. True. Well, yeah, true. You don't even hear the question, but you've bluffed your way into that.
Starting point is 00:06:24 That is correct. The rest of the question was Australia has already locked in A public holiday for this Which they have Next Thursday they've got the day off I hate to read about it today Yeah we should get one
Starting point is 00:06:34 Where's ours? Yeah why do they get one And we don't Yeah we love her We like her too Question number three One apiece so far Guys buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block. Guys. Starts with a J. It's got her name in it. Was that Annie? I heard a tradie, yeah. J-Lo.
Starting point is 00:07:03 It is J-Lo. Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got. She's still Jenny from the block. All right, two to the Tradys. One to the ladies. Question number four. What country has won the most football World Cups? Is it Italy, Brazil or Argentina?
Starting point is 00:07:19 Trady. The ladies. Yes, Andy's in first for the win. Take a guess. Brazil. She's got it. She take a guess. Brazil? She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Starting point is 00:07:30 She went up for the tradies, though, didn't she? She did. She's both. She is a lady. She's both. Yeah, she's gone against her ladies and put a win in the tradie column. Congratulations, Andy. We've got $50 coming your way thanks to KFC.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Cool, thank you. Congratulations, Andy. We've got 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC. Cool, thank you. Bree and Clint. Live from Queenstown today, and we're looking for people to call 0800-DIALS-ATM right now who don't have a smartphone. It's proving to be quite difficult, isn't it? You don't have an iPhone, you don't have a Samsung, you don't have an Oppo, you don't have anything.
Starting point is 00:08:01 You might have a cell phone, but your cell phone is not, it's not touchscreen, it doesn't have, like, internet. It's analogue. You couldn't a cell phone, but your cell phone is not, it's not touchscreen. It doesn't have like internet. It's analog. You couldn't call an Uber on it, you know? It's old school. Chris Pine,
Starting point is 00:08:12 the actor, has spoken out about how he gave up his smartphone for three and a half years. Take a listen. and then recently I got a smartphone. They make it so incredibly difficult
Starting point is 00:08:24 to be analog. There was no internet on it, which is fine. I don't mind that. I got it for that specific reason. But, like, someone sent a photo, it would say, MMS, go to this website to retrieve the photo. I can't do that. Yeah, that one's interesting.
Starting point is 00:08:36 And I was, quite frankly, really into the T9 of it all. Kind of made it an interesting endeavor to type anything. But let me tell you something. I'm a voracious reader. I love reading. Yeah. I get this phone. I let me tell you something. So I'm a voracious reader. I love reading. Yeah. I get this phone. I'm looking at the hours.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I'm already at like three and a half hours a day, averaging. Yeah. That three and a half hours, that's all my reading time gone. Gone. I'm already sick of it.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Let's try it again. What is he doing on a phone with no internet for three and a half hours? Like, is he just... No, I think that's when he's recently got an iPhone now. That's what I'm saying. His iPhone doesn't have the internet on it. So what is he doing for No, I think that's when he's recently got an iPhone now. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:09:05 His iPhone doesn't have the internet on it. So what is he doing for three and a half hours? Just texting his friends that he hasn't texted for three and a half years. Maybe he connected to the Wi-Fi. I don't know. He said that he's found that when he didn't have a smartphone, he would just read like 15 books in a month. Right, because he had so much more time. Yeah, he would just read like 15 books in a month. Right, because he had so much more time.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Yeah, he would just read so much stuff. And now he just reads all about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson. And whether Harry Styles spat on him or not. Do you think about that, like what you would do with all your spare time if you weren't? I feel like I'd be so much more productive. Because if you removed everything, like if you removed your computer, an iPad, streaming services, that sort of thing,
Starting point is 00:09:49 you would be bored, but you would be forced to find other interests. Exactly. We've got someone on the phone, I believe. Delwyn, if you're there. G'day, Delwyn. Hey, sweetie. How are you guys? Good, thank you.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Delwyn, your mum doesn't have a smartphone. No, I have bought her about four or five of them, Hey, sweetie. How are you guys? Good, thank you. Delwyn, your mum doesn't have a smartphone. No, I have bought her about four or five of them, and she does not have a bar of it. Honestly, I've bought her some really nice phones, colour screens, same sort of dial-y thing, you know, push buttons, really basic. And she just goes poo-poo,
Starting point is 00:10:21 and then either gives them away or gives it to friends who need a phone or something. And she's had the same freaking phone for about eight years. What phone does she have, Delwyn? Oh, it's a Vodafone one, but it's got the little SOS button on the back. So could she work a smartphone if she wanted to? Well, she's got a tablet, which she barely uses. Oh, she'd be fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:44 No. She's just a tablet, which she barely uses. Oh, she'd be fine. Yeah. No. She's just not interested. The tablet does games. Yeah, yeah. And every now and then she accidentally discovers Facebook on there. And all her friends and family get, oh, my God, I haven't seen this book in ages. And then she loses it again.
Starting point is 00:11:01 And, yeah, but she will not have an upgraded phone. I have so... Right. What got my dad into it was realising that he could talk to the phone, and he could say, Hey, Google, bring up videos of this motorbike, or something like that. And that's what got him going on it.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Before then, he could not be arsed. He had no interest whatsoever. He's like, Oh, I have to do nothing, and I get all the answers. Someone else has texted us and they said, my dad doesn't have a phone of any kind, but instead he just uses all of our family as his secretaries. Oh, how fun for the family. So he does need to communicate with people,
Starting point is 00:11:36 but he's just decided that he's going to make everybody else do it for him. Because, like, what a weird time it was when, obviously, back in the day, like, we were talking about this the other day, and, Delwyn, I'm sure you can remember this too. When you would say you would meet someone, right, you'd be like, okay, let's meet at 7.30 at this restaurant on a Friday night. Like, there's no way you couldn't, like, change that time. Exactly right, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:02 You just had to be there. You had to be there, yeah. Otherwise you had to go to a pay phone and get a message to the restaurant. Exactly. I remember when they were two cents a call. All right. Two cents a call.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dee McCarthy. Remember that girl who rose to fame on Dr. Phil, Bad Barbie? Oh, the Cash Me Outside. How about that? Cash Me Outside. How about that? Well, there's reports out today, Dean,
Starting point is 00:12:30 about how much money she has made on OnlyFans. Yeah, the report is this, right? So she made $50 million in one year. Now, you might remember the day that she launched her OnlyFans account, she made $1 dollars in one day. It was actually a record at the time. I know. $50 million, Dane.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Yeah. Yes. She bought a mansion in Florida for like $7 million in cash. Cash transaction. She actually kills it. She was also singing. You know, I interviewed her at the Billboard Music Awards once, where she was nominated for a Billboard Music Award. She actually kills it. She was also singing, you know, I interviewed her at the Billboard Music Awards once when she was nominated for a Billboard Music Award.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I don't know, it's going crazy. But yeah, she made $50 million in money. Yeah, she had that Gucci flip-flop song. That's right. Gucci flip-flop's actually a very, I won't say good song. But you just about say a very good song. It's a banger. Gucci flip-flop is a banger.
Starting point is 00:13:22 It wasn't bad. But is it $50 million? She must be doing more than music on that OnlyFans account I assume. That is just crazy amounts of money. Makeup tutorials. Yeah. Makeup tutorials. Maybe some cooking instructional videos. Yeah, cooking videos for sure.
Starting point is 00:13:37 You know what's hot at the moment? She might be doing financial advice. She might be doing like, you know, tips on how to get into your first home like she did. Yeah, how to climb the property market, stuff like that. Wow. All right, did you want to plug your OnlyFans before you go, Dean? Dean, I mean, no, I don't have one. No, let me just say this.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Let me just say this. Let me just say this. I have been asked one of my regrets, and I think I may have one regret, which is that I didn't go down that route. I went down the presenter route because my friends, well, people I know make like $40,000 a month on that thing. Dean, well, it's never too late, man. Follow your dreams.
Starting point is 00:14:14 And we all have the same regrets, don't we, Dean? We regret you didn't do it as well. Here I am. For free. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent clothes on, Dean McCarthy. Brie and Clint. Live from our Queenstown studio this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:14:31 God, we're so ooh-la-la, right, Brie? So fancy. I can see the mountains from here. We drove past Ferg Burger. There were about 45,000 people standing outside waiting for a Ferg Burger. And I thought to myself, post-COVID, nature is healing. Yeah, Queenstown is back.
Starting point is 00:14:45 It is banging down here. In a big way. There's a bar on a boat about to sail off into the middle of the lake. Nature is healing. It is. I saw this today. Steve Jobs' daughter has taken a pot shot at the new iPhone. Do you know what number iPhone they're up to, Brie?
Starting point is 00:14:59 Is it 36? Close. I think. No, it's iPhone 14. iPhone 14. That's what you have to have if you want to keep up with the Joneses. You've No, it's iPhone 14. iPhone 14. That's what you have to have if you want to keep up with the Joneses. You've got to get an iPhone 14. Well, not according to Steve Jobs' eldest daughter, okay?
Starting point is 00:15:13 Was it his youngest daughter? I'm not sure. It's one of his daughters. She shared a meme to Instagram. What has she said? It was a picture of a – you will have seen this format before. It's not an original meme format. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:26 But it's the picture of this guy who's wearing a brown button-up shirt on Christmas Day and he's holding his present that he's just opened and it's another brown button-up shirt. Right. The exact same shirt that he's already wearing. And the caption she's put on it, me upgrading from the iPhone 13 to the iPhone 14. That's good from her.
Starting point is 00:15:46 It's very good because you know why it's good? Why? It's because it's spot on. Yeah. They come out and they're like, amazing new iPhone, innovation. The most incredible camera yet. Technology. We've upgraded the pixels so we don't even know how many pixels it has.
Starting point is 00:16:03 That's how many pixels the camera has. According to her, it's effectively the same phone. It is. It is. But they just charge more money for it. The bit I found the funniest about this though, wasn't her shading her dad's greatest creation. Because let's not forget her dad Steve Jobs invented the
Starting point is 00:16:20 iPhone. Or at least paid some people to invent the iPhone. Yeah. The funniest bit I found about this is Steve Jobs' daughter's name is Eve Jobs. Oh, you're joking. So he's just knocked a couple of letters off it. He's just knocked the first two letters off.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Let's just call her Eve. You know why? It's because he put so much time and thought into innovation for Apple, he ran out of ideas at home. That's why he wore the same thing every day. He had no creativity left. He was juiced out. What should we call your daughter, Steve?
Starting point is 00:16:50 Call her Steve. No, that's not a girl's name. Call her Eve. That's nice. I like that name. I wonder if his other kids have similar names to him. So I've been through them. He's got four kids.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Yeah. The closest, he's got a son called Reed Jobs. Oh yeah, kind of sounds like Steve. It's not as close as Eve Jobs though. Eve Jobs could say she was named after her dad. That might be his favourite kid. What it is, is it's clearly naming the kid after yourself but just
Starting point is 00:17:18 changing it enough so you can kind of get away with it and go, oh no I didn't name that kid after me. I wouldn't do that. I mean, is her name Steve? No. No. Are her initials SJ? No.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Well, I mean, let's be real. And it's quite a big thing, I think, in America, because when I lived there, quite a common thing where people would name their kid, you know, Graham Jr. Junior, yeah. You know? And then there'd be Graham Sr. and Graham Jr. How confusing.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Just pick a name. There's heaps of them. Especially when Graham Jr. has a son called Graham. What's he? Graham Jr. Jr.? Yeah. Graham Jr. Jr. Graham Ultra Mini.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Yeah. Who knows? Graham Extra Small. Reminded me of you, though. You have a version of this in your name, don't you? Yeah, I kind of figured this out as I got older, and I was like, wait a minute. I feel like my parents have named some of us after themselves.
Starting point is 00:18:10 I was like, jeez. So your dad's name is? Stephen. And your full name is? Brianna Stephanie Thomasel. So I'm like, Dad, have you given me the girl version of your name as my middle name? He definitely has.
Starting point is 00:18:23 He did. I asked him. They go, yeah, what's wrong with that? I was like, alright, narcissist. So we're asking you, is your name just a cheap rip-off of your parents' name? I got a text from a friend, actually, who's listening to this
Starting point is 00:18:35 who said, what did she say? My mum absolutely wins this name chat. Her name is Bobby Jo. Her dad's name is Bob and her mum's name is Jo. No. I wonder why they didn't go with Jo Bobby. Like Jo Bobby's got quite a good flow.
Starting point is 00:18:55 That's not a name. Whereas Bobby Jo. Bobby Jo's a name. Is it? Yeah, Bobby Jo's a very American name. Jo Bobby's not? Jo Bobby's not a name. Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:19:05 I mean, sounds pretty fun, Joe Bobby. Anything's a name if you give it to somebody. I bet if you go to a NASCAR convention, there'd be someone there called Joe Bobby. There'd definitely be someone there called Bobby Joe. Let's go to the phones and find some more name rip-offs. Rain is here. G'day, Rain.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Hi, Rain. Hi, how are you? Rain, spelt R-A-Y-N-E? Yes. Okay, and is your name a bit of a rip-off of your parents' name? No, but my son is of his grandparents, three of his grandparents. Right. What is it then, Rain?
Starting point is 00:19:33 So his name is Jackson Ray, and the Jacks part comes from my mum, who's Jackie, but everyone calls her Jax. Yeah. And then the Ray comes from my mother-in-law, who's Raewyn, and my dad, who's Raymond. Right. Oh, so you managed to get three family members into the one name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:53 You had to get them all in there or else they would have been a bit T.O.'d. Well, yeah, because he was my second and my last. I wasn't having any more, so. Well, I thought you were going to say because you got it out of the way and then you could name the rest of the kids whatever you want. When the next one came along, you're like, Joe Bobby it is. Can you imagine? Rain has another kid and they're like, right, alright, let's sit down for a meeting about what this kid's going to be called. Thanks, Rain. Thanks, Rain. I love this text that came through
Starting point is 00:20:19 and someone said, my friends named their son Naya, which is Ryan spelt backwards. Dad's name, Ryan. That's good stuff. Deanna is here. Hi, Deanna. Hi, Deanna. Hi.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Whose name's a bit of a rip-off, Deanna? I think Dad got a bit bored and thought it would be easy to name me after him. Okay, wait, wait. So you're Deanna. What's Dad's? Yeah. Sorry, wait, wait. So you're Deanna. What's Dad's... Yeah. Sorry, no, yeah, it's Deanna. Deanna.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Deanna's the posh version, if you want to say. Okay, and what's Dad's name? David. So his full name is David Stephen Carter. Yeah. Right. And my name is Deanna Stephanie Carter. Oh, no! Do you have any name is Deanna Stephanie Carter. Oh, no!
Starting point is 00:21:09 Do you have any brothers, Deanna Stephanie Carter? No, no. No. I've got a sister. He's channeled it all into you. Deanna, do you just sometimes say to your dad, hey, Dad, a bit self-indulgent, don't you think? Thanks, Deanna. I get so many people asking me if I'm related to Daniel Carter, the old all-black, and I'm like, no. You're like, Deanna. I get so many people asking me if I'm related to Daniel Carter,
Starting point is 00:21:26 the old All Black, and I'm like, no. You're like, I wish. No, I wasn't named after him either. I love it. True, that would be a bit weird if you were named after him. Let's go to Steph. Hi, Steph. G'day, Steph.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, is it you that got a bit of a rip-off name from your parents? So both me and my brother did, actually. All right. What did they do? My mum's name is Emma Stephanie, and I'm Stephanie. My dad's name is Simon Craig, and my brother is Craig.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Oh, no. Just a rip and chip. So they've done a My Parents, the same thing My Parents did to me and my brother, they've done the dirty on you. Yes, they have. They my parents, the same thing my parents did to me and my brother. They've done the dirty on you. Yes, they have. They were like, all right, we each get to pick one kid that we name after ourselves because, I mean, we're pretty important.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Thanks, Steph. Someone's texted in and said, my parents are Denise and Stephen. My sister's name is Deven. No, it's not. Or Deven. D-E-V-E-N. Deven? Deven. Oh,-E-N. Devon? Devon.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Oh, I don't know. Devon? It must be Devon. But Devon's got an O in it. Why is it always Stephanie and Stevens? What about this one? Surely the name's not Devon. Surely I read that wrong.
Starting point is 00:22:36 It's Devon. That's Devon for sure. I don't want Devon. Someone text through another Steven one. They said, my name is Steven. My father's name is Stephen. So his name is spelt S-T-E-P-H-E-N and my dad is spelt S-T-E-P-E-N. And then they go, I wonder how long it took them to get the creative juices
Starting point is 00:22:57 flowing for that winner. One more. My twin sister's name is Grace. She named her son Grayson. Oh, no. Grace's son's name is Grayson. That's good. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Well, there you go. If you're thinking about what to name your kids at the moment, don't put in too much effort because nobody else did. Did you see that text? Because we're talking about Steve Jobs' daughter. Yeah. And someone just texted her and they said, did you ever consider that he named her Eve
Starting point is 00:23:25 as in Adam and Eve and the apple? See. Whoa! That almost makes it worse for me. Me too. Bree and Clint. Of course, with the Queen passing away last week, the big questions are the things we're now debating.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Like, what happens to all of her dogs? Have you thought about that? How many dogs does she have? Five. Does she have five dogs? She's got five dogs still, I believe. Oh, four. She's got four dogs.
Starting point is 00:23:54 She has two corgis named Mewick and Sandy. A doggy, which is a dashing corgi mix named Candy. Cute. Candy. And the queen also has a prize winning cocker spaniel named Lizzie. Named after her! Yeah, she named it after herself. She loved her dogs, didn't she?
Starting point is 00:24:13 Lizzie didn't join the royal household until January this year, by the way. Oh, so she was brand new. So she's a freshie. So what happens to the dogs? Yeah, where do they go? Where do they go? They'd be someone in the family. Do they stay in the castle and now Charles moves into the castle and he inherits the dogs?
Starting point is 00:24:30 Does he even want the dogs? Who knows? Well, the rumour on the street is the member of the royal family getting the dogs. Don't make me sad. It is one of Lizzie's children, but it's Andrew. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Oh. Oh. Apparently he's the one who. Mm. Oh. Mm. Oh. Apparently he's the one who gave her the dogs. Really? So it looks like he will get the dogs. What's her cool sister's name, Anne? Yes.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Is that her cool sister? Her daughter. Oh, no, sorry, her daughter. And then her sister's name was Margaret? I think so, but she's passed. Yeah, she's passed. Her daughter Anne should take them. You reckon she's the one to do it?
Starting point is 00:25:08 Maybe. Well, four dogs is a big commitment. It's a lot of dogs to take. She does have four children. They could take a dog each. That's a good idea. Yeah. There's also a rumour, well, not a rumour,
Starting point is 00:25:18 it's also thought that if Andrew doesn't take them, there are some, like, staff that would take the dogs who probably looked after the dogs a lot anyway. Probably, yeah, most of the time. In the Queen's lifetime, she has owned 30 corgis. Wow. And they all lived at Buckingham Palace. God, good life, hey.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Yeah, imagine. You've really lucked out. You've won the corgi lottery if you wake up from corgi birth and the Queen is staring down at you, right? Big time. Yeah, tea parties, fancy outfits, photo shoots. If you wake up from corgi birth and the queen is staring down at you, right? Big time. Yeah. Tea parties, fancy outfits, photo shoots. Or like gourmet food.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Although your dog gets all of that, so maybe it's not that big a deal. Shut up. Also, are we getting a day off? That's the big question at the moment. Australia has confirmed they're taking a public holiday on Thursday next week. The UK has announced they are taking Monday off next week. And producer Claude is just coming through with the breaking news. We have just received this.
Starting point is 00:26:11 New Zealand will commemorate Queen Elizabeth II with a state memorial and a one-off public holiday on Monday, September 26th. Yes! Get in! So not this Monday coming, but the Monday after that. The following Monday. Oh, you little beauty. I mean, rest in peace.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I need some time to mourn. I need time to mourn. Is that when, when is the memorial? That day, I believe. Is it? Who knows? Or why has Australia got it on Thursday? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Australia is losing. Thursday's the worst day to take, by the way. Unless you're going to check out Sikki on Friday. You have to come back in on Friday. You have to come in for one day. Yeah, I feel like that's asking for trouble. Yeah. You know, it's asking for people then to take Friday off.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Because those Australians, in spring, barbecue season's just arriving. They are really going to honour the Queen. And they're slackers, you know? They are going to honour her from sunup till sundown if you know what I mean. Exactly. Let's have a game of Guess Their Voice. Very
Starting point is 00:27:12 simple game where celebrities' voices are heard and we try our best to guess who it is. Exactly right. Marie's here to play with us. Hi, Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi there. Hello. You know your celebrities, Marie? I hope so. Yeah, okay. You've got Hi, Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi there. Hello. You know your celebrities, Marie? Oh, I hope so.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Yeah, okay. You've got this, Marie. Do you want to be on Team Brie or Team Clint this afternoon? Let's go with Clint. Team Clint. All right, lock her in. We'll bring on Simon. Hi, Simon.
Starting point is 00:27:38 G'day, Simon. Simon. Simdog. Big Simza. Simdog. Big Simza. Simdog Millionaire. I'm paying for myself. It's Brie versus Marie then. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Producer Claude, tell us the deal. I don't know where I was when I thought of this theme, but the theme is bald actors. Bald actors. These are all men that are bald. Okay, okay. I can think of a few. The buzzers are Marie and Brie.
Starting point is 00:28:10 You'll be playing against each other in every single round. I'll sit this out, okay? Okay. Very gracious of you. Okay, good luck, guys. Here is your first bald actor. Come on, Marie. I was probably the last actor in Christendom that they went to.
Starting point is 00:28:23 They were shooting the movie already. They had tried to cast everyone and anyone except me. I know it. I know it. He's Italian. He's Italian. He loves food. He wears thick framed glasses.
Starting point is 00:28:35 He used to be a male model. Stanley Tucci? Stanley Tucci, yeah. Is he actually Italian? Yeah, he's Italian, yeah. Tucci. Tucci. He's Italian.
Starting point is 00:28:45 He's got one of the best food documentaries where he just travels around Italy eating food. I'd love to watch that. Oh, my God, it is so good. Amazing. I'd love to work that role, that job. Well, that's one point to Clint. You have to go bald if you're on that job, though.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I'd be willing to do that. Yeah, that might be worth it. Yeah. Okay, come on, Marie. You're going to get this one, okay? Okay, good luck, guys. Here is your next bald actor. I said disagree
Starting point is 00:29:08 because I feel like just because I have... That's Dwayne The Rock Johnson. It is. It's The Rock. That was quick. I know that sultry tone. I saw he's just been cast in a DC movie. Oh, he was, wasn't he?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Yeah. Dark Adam or something? Oh, they should make a superhero for him just called The Rock. The Rock. He should play the stone guy out of Fantastic Four.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Oh my God. And his superpower is he can smell what people are cooking for dinner. Either that or he never loses a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah. I would watch all of those movies. Marie, we need you to get this one, okay? You got it, Marie. Come on. Good luck, Marie. All right, Marie. You got this, Marie. That's Marie all of those movies. Marie, we need you to get this one, okay? You got it, Marie. Come on. Good luck, Marie.
Starting point is 00:29:45 All right, Marie. You got this, Marie. This, Marie. Here we go. Marie. Strange enough, 20 years ago, you wouldn't have thought this. Marie. But now we do have.
Starting point is 00:29:56 How? It's Vin Diesel. It's Vin Diesel. Oscar winners all asking to be a part of the film. It's bizarre. Let's go. It's not fair. You put two Italians at the start of the film. It's bizarre. That's not fair. You put two Italians at the start of the game. Two Italians as well?
Starting point is 00:30:09 For Brie Thomasel. I'm related to them. Let's go one more. She can get this one. Marie, if you get this one, you get the KFC, okay? No pressure. No pressure. You've got this, Marie.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Here it goes. Here it comes. We're both very religious. It was a Presbyterian college at the time, and I was there on a Presbyterian scholarship, and he was involved with the church activities. Come on, Marie. Is he bald?
Starting point is 00:30:33 He's bald now. Who would... He was in the Hunger Games. ...that be? He was in Zombieland. Who would-y that be? He was in Zombieland. Who would that be? I mean, I love Toy Story.
Starting point is 00:30:51 He's not in that. He's not in that. That's misleading. But a character name that he's got the same name is. Woody, you... Do you remember that giraffe? Oh, it was close. Woody Harrelson, eh? Woody Harrel close. Woody Harrelson, eh? Woody Harrelson.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Woody Harrelson. Ah, look, Marie, you can go home with some KFC anyway. You get it anyway, Marie. We're never going to leave you hungry. Because you've got good vibes, Marie. Woody Allen. Is he bald? Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:31:24 This story freaks me out a little bit Because it's never happened to me before That's what they all say But on Sunday I experimented No I'm just kidding I slept walked for the first time That you know of
Starting point is 00:31:39 That I know of You have lived alone before I have But this is the first time Where I've woken up and things were moved. I was in a different room. Like I really slept, walked. Talk me through it.
Starting point is 00:31:52 So Saturday night I had a friend's birthday party and I had a couple of drinks. I saw this. I saw the Instagram stories from this. You guys were Liddy McTitty. Look, there was a smoke machine, some lasers. There was a DJ. It was a good machine some lasers you know there was a dj it was a good house party yeah good 30th i had a few i had a few drinks and i got home at about two in the morning i think because i sleep walk when i'm drunk too i just haven't gone to bed yet
Starting point is 00:32:15 mate just listen to this story i remember like i wasn't like you know i was fine i got home i had a shower took my makeup off like put my phone on charge, like did all that. Yeah. And I went to bed. Okay. And it wasn't till the morning where I woke up and I was in the spare room. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Had you gone to bed in the main room? So I'd gone to bed in my own bed. Yeah. Because I remember it because my phone was on charge in my room. Okay, yeah. So I knew that I'd went to bed. I took out my earrings like i'd done everything yeah and i'd went to bed in my own bed and i woke up and i was like wait a minute i'm in the spare room and the weird thing about that right is is that we just desheeted the whole bed in the spare room yeah so there was
Starting point is 00:33:02 no sheets on the bed, no pillows. Okay. So what were you under? So it was literally just a duvet with no cover on it. Did you drag a duvet in there? Was there already a duvet? No, there was a duvet on the bed. But there was no pillows. But you were raw dogging the mattress.
Starting point is 00:33:16 So I was literally just raw dogging on the mattress and I woke up and I was like, you know, the mattress protector was a little bit rough. And I was like, what's going on? And I couldn't figure it out. And it's when I started to freak out because I felt like something was choking me. Yeah. And I had...
Starting point is 00:33:34 You haven't gone and put your dog collar on, have you? No. I'd put on a... Taking yourself for a walk. I'd put on a hoodie backwards. Oh. Oh. Weird.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Do you think maybe after getting up and going to the bed with not enough blankets, you then got up again because you were cold and put some clothes on? I reckon I was cold and I've put this jumper on and it's a hoodie, so I've put it on backwards. But the weirdest part about waking up in the spare room, sleepwalking, was what was on the bedside table in the spare room next to me. Okay. So it's food related. I knew it was going to be food related.
Starting point is 00:34:10 It's food related. Yeah. What do you think was on the bedside table? Did you bring any takeaways home with you? No. So it's come from, I'll give you another hint, it's come from the fridge. Have you made a sandwich?
Starting point is 00:34:22 No. Have you got last night's leftovers? No. What have you got? Next to me on the bedside table, waking up in the spare room, not knowing where I was, was a jar of pickles. But the weirdest thing is it had no juice left in it. So where's the juice?
Starting point is 00:34:43 I think I drunk it. Did it have left in it. So where's the juice? I think I drunk it. Did it have pickles in it? So there was still pickles in the jar because it was quite a new jar. So let me just pull it all together. So you've never sleepwalked before. The first time you realise you've sleepwalked, you've got up, put a hoodie on backwards, gone to the fridge, drunk a jar of pickle juice and then got into the wrong bed.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Yes. That's so weird. That's like stepbrothers level sleepwalking. It's weird, isn't it? I mean, I could have poured the pickle juice down the sink. I don't know if I drank it or not. Did you check your breath? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:16 I mean, it was, you know, not the best morning drink. Was your partner home? Yes. She was. And she was like, because she got up and to be honest, I didn't get up until she was like, what are you doing in here? Yeah. And I was like, because she got up and to be honest, I didn't get up until she was like, what are you doing in here? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:28 And I was like, I don't know. Which clothes are you wearing? And why is there a jar of pickles in here? Right, okay. It freaked me out so much because I had- You could be going through a sleepwalking phase. What do you mean a sleepwalking phase? Is that a thing?
Starting point is 00:35:42 Yeah, you could be having, there could be something going on with you subconsciously that you're not aware ofing phase? Is that a thing? Yeah, you could be having, there could be something going on with you subconsciously that you're not aware of. Really? And your body is. Because that's never happened to me. In which case I strongly recommend you set up some cameras. Oh no, wait, it has happened to me one other time.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Has it? I've just, literally, this is just probed by memory. Yeah. I was staying at a friend's house. Oh, I don't know if I should tell this on the radio. I was staying at a friend's house when I don't know if I should tell this on the radio. I was staying at a friend's house when I lived in America and we were at her family's house for Thanksgiving and we'd had a couple of drinks.
Starting point is 00:36:12 You didn't put the turkey on your head, did you? We'd had a couple of drinks. No, no turkey on the head. I've woken up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. Well, I can't remember this but I'm assuming and I weighed on their front steps and they had a security camera oh no did you pop a squat yeah that legit happened and i was so much worse it's so much worse for a girl to be sleepwalking than for a guy to wee sleepwalking.
Starting point is 00:36:46 It's so much worse. And I did not remember any of it. And I was like, maybe it's when I drink whiskey or something. And they've got it on film. They've got it on footage. I was like, can you please delete this? Absolutely not. So I've just yet recalled maybe that this is the second time. Wow.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Maybe you've got a thing. Maybe that's your thing now. Is pickle juice healthy in case I did drink it? Yeah, I think it's fine. It's fine, eh? Yeah, it's fine. Not a big deal. No, it's not a big deal. Wow. Maybe you've got a thing. Maybe that's your thing now. Is pickle juice healthy in case I did drink it? Yeah, I think it's fine. It's fine, eh? Yeah, it's fine. Not a big deal. No, it's not a big deal. No. Just a bit of vinegar, isn't it? Yeah. I don't know. Let's take some sleepwalking stories. Yeah. Have people out
Starting point is 00:37:15 there, you know, done weird stuff when they were sleepwalking? Where did you go? What did you do? What did you bring home? Who did you climb into bed with? You know? Yeah. Bree and Clint. we've got some very funny stories that have come in about sleepwalking i feel like after reading this i feel like it can be quite a serious condition it can be there are some of these that flirt with disaster right yeah and it's really scary like i was quite like alarmed because i had my one of my first sleepwalking
Starting point is 00:37:41 experiences on sunday morning yeah i'd had a cut, Lee, drinks. Like I hadn't had heaps, but I'd had a few. And I went to bed. I remember going to bed, put my phone on charge, showered, did all that, was fine. And I woke up in the spare room. There was no sheets or pillowcases on in the bed. And I had put a hoodie on backwards.
Starting point is 00:38:01 So I felt like I was suffocating. And there was a jar of pickles open with no juice left on the bedside table. So we're asking you, what's your sleepwalking story? Someone texted and said when I was about seven or eight, I had a sleepwalking phase where I would wake up, take my dirty laundry, put it in the toilet bowl and then I'd pee in the laundry hamper.
Starting point is 00:38:20 What? They sent another text, mum not too happy about it yeah i bet she wasn't quite common for kids to sleepwalk isn't it yeah and they say you shouldn't wake a sleepwalker if you can help it yeah my mom said she had to wake me one time when she was sitting in the lounge watching tv after we'd gone to bed and i walked into the kitchen into the pantry she heard the lid go off the bin and i was about to start peeing in the rubbish bin. Yeah. Were you sleepwalking? I was sleepwalking.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Okay. I was like nine. What do you think I was doing? You'd be down to the pub. Yeah, right. Someone else texted through and they said, I got the cows in for milking and then went home again. Then I went to work at milking time and wondered how the cows were all in the yard.
Starting point is 00:39:03 That's terrifying. That is terrifying. But, I mean, good on sleeping you. You did half your work. Does that still count as sleeping? Like, are you still getting rest while you're doing that? I don't know. Jordan's here.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Hi, Jordan. G'day, Jordan. Hey, guys. Are you a sleepwalker? Good, good, good. Are you a sleepwalker, Jordan? Oh, it's happened in the past, yeah, but probably the most funniest one that I know.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Like, I'm in my late 20s now. I think I was about 15 years old. My parents decided to have a party because the All Blacks were playing, and they invited all their friends over, nice spread, you know, all good, and I'm just like, ah, I don't want to watch the game, so I go to my room and I fall asleep.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Anyways, I wake up in the morning to my stepdad coming in the room yelling at me, asking why I kept walking in the lounge and turning off the surround sound system and the TV and going back to bed. Amazing. And it happened about two or three times. And, yeah, he wasn't happy.
Starting point is 00:39:50 In the middle of the game. Yeah. Can you imagine? All your parents' friends would be like, God, that kid is a little shithead. It would turn into like a real-life game of rugby. They'd be trying to tackle you, Jordan, as you're going for the surround sound system.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Yeah, the All Blacks must have not been playing that good that day so I love how you didn't just turn the TV off you turned the surround sound off too. Oh man the whole lot Thanks Jordan. Someone said when I was a kid I sleep walked and peed in the cat bowl and then I put the bowl in the fridge Just to keep it chill
Starting point is 00:40:20 What about this one? My best friend's cousin used to sleep walk. One night her mum woke up to the sound of the car running. She raced outside thinking someone was stealing her car, but it was just her eight-year-old daughter with shoes and a handbag on who exclaimed when she saw her mum, Mum, let's go shopping. Always lock your car.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Okay, that is terrifying. That is so scary. But also the bit where the kid had shoes and a handbag on and was off to do some shopping. That's cute. That's pretty cute. But terrifying. That is so scary. But also the bit where the kid had shoes and a handbag on and was off to do some shopping. That's cute. That's pretty cute. But terrifying. I wonder if she opted for high heels.
Starting point is 00:40:50 I wonder if she could drive a car. Megan's here. Hi, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hello, how are you? Was this your sister that did some sleepwalking? Well, actually my daughter. So my other daughter was texting on behalf,
Starting point is 00:41:01 but my daughter is in a boarding hostel and she hadn't been there for very long when she sleepwalked into another girl's dorm room and the girl woke up and Ella was looking at her and stroking her hair. Oh. I hope that that girl hadn't just watched the movie Hostel because that's terrifying. That is. It is terrifying. That's so scary.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Thanks, Megan. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. Tell us, Hayley, was it you that slept what? It was me. It was me, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:41:32 What did you do? I was about eight years old, and we had a very large L-shaped hallway, bedrooms down one end, living all down the other. And I come wandering down the hallway past my parents who were in the lounge who thought I was just all down the other. And I come wandering down the hallway, past my parents who were in the lounge who thought I was just off to the bathroom. A couple of hours later, I came back through the front door, passed my parents back into bed, still sound asleep.
Starting point is 00:41:55 And to this day, they have no idea where I was for those two hours outside. Two hours you were outside? Two hours, yep. And I came back still sound asleep. That's so scary. Someone texted much like yours and said,
Starting point is 00:42:11 I caught my brother climbing out of his bedroom window when he was asleep once. We were on the third floor. What? Oh, no. Oh, you know what I wish sometimes? Like I wish that I was a sleepwalker and that instead of walking,
Starting point is 00:42:27 I just went for nighttime runs, and then when I woke up, I'm just fit as. Like a sleep crossfitter. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm asleep. You're a sleepwalker now. Are you? Yes, and the best thing you can do for sleepwalkers is, yes,
Starting point is 00:42:40 you do not wake them, but you put a bowl of water in front of the door because you won't cross the water. Really? Is that a thing? Why is that a thing, Hayley? I don't know. So when I first went flatting, I started sleepwalking again really badly. And so my flatmate used to put a bowl of water in front of the front door and the back door, and she'd have great amusement watching me.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Yeah. We're in Queenstown tonight, so I reckon we push Bree out into the middle of the lake now that you're asleep. Just to be safe. Then you'll stay in bed. I mean, yeah, I'll get a few laps in, see how fit I am when I'm sleepwalking. Thanks for your stories, everybody.
Starting point is 00:43:21 There is way too many to get through, so if you are a sleepwalker, just know you're not alone. You're not alone. And keep the car locked. Yeah, maybe handcuff yourself to the bed. That's not doctor's advice, by the way. No, that's something else. It's time for Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 00:43:38 All right, get you home for a Monday with a Birthday Banger. Your songs, what was number one on your 16th birthday? We're going to play one of those songs. Here's James. Good afternoon, James. G'day, James. Hey, how you guys doing? Good.
Starting point is 00:43:54 How was your weekend, James? Yeah, really good, thanks. Good to hear, mate. What's your birthday? It's the 27th of January, 1985. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top of the charts. Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow cruising.
Starting point is 00:44:20 You remember this, James? That is a very romantic duet, James. Do you like it? I don't remember it, to be honest. You don't? Yeah. What movie was it in? It was for a movie, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:31 It wasn't Crossroads, was it? Was that Britney Spears' movie? No, no. Now we're cruising together. Duet. Duet. The movie was called Duet. Thank you, Gary.
Starting point is 00:44:42 That's the one. Okay, wait there, James. We're going to do one for... Yeah, okay. Wait there. I like that song. It could win. Karma's here. Hi, Karma. Hi, Gary. Thank you, Gary. That's the one. Okay, wait there, James. We're going to do one for... Yeah, okay. Wait there. I like that song. It could win. Karma's here.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Hi, Karma. Hi, Karma. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thank you. Good to hear. We're keen to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:44:56 9th of the 11th, 92. All right. That means you were 16 in 2008. And on the 9th of November in 2008, this had a number one hit. It's Britney, bitch. Yes. Come on, Karma. You've got to be down with that.
Starting point is 00:45:17 100%. It's a good one. Yeah, it's a good one. Such a good song from Britney. It's not a played out Britney song either, right? No. No. Okay, wait there, Karma.
Starting point is 00:45:25 We're going to do one more birthday banger for Erica this afternoon. Hi, Erica. Hi, Erica. Hi. How was your weekend? It was pretty good, thanks. Pretty good out of 10? A 10?
Starting point is 00:45:38 10, yep. 10? Solid weekend. Decent weekend. Very good. Erica, what's your birthday? 11th of September, 1979. Wait Erica, what's your birthday? 11th of September, 1979.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Wait, so it was your birthday yesterday? Yes. That's why I was a tin. That's why. You got gifts. And you got to hang out with mates, hopefully. Alright, well, you were 16 in 1995. And on your 16th birthday, back in
Starting point is 00:46:03 1995, this was number one. Oh, massive. But TLC, Erica, you down with the girls? Yeah, that's TLC. They're going to be here to play Friday Jams this November. They're going to do this song live at Western Springs for ZM Friday Jams Live. It's going to be amazing. Okay, we've got to decide between TLC, They're going to do this song live at Western Springs for ZM Friday Jams Live. It's going to be amazing.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Okay, we've got to decide between TLC, Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow, and Britney Spears. It's Womanizer, Britney Spears for me. On a Monday, that's my pick. Over Huey Lewis. I mean, it's tough. I mean, super tough. Hey, Karma, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Yay! And you know what? As Brittany should. Yep, as they should. And you know what, Karma? You know what they say? You might be a bitch, but so is Brittany, baby. Yes, but only if you are.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Only if you are. Yes, Karma, let's go. Franklin, sit in. I know what you are, what you are, baby. Look at you, getting more than just a re-up. Baby, you got all the puppets with the strings up. Brian Clint. Womanizer, woman, womanizer. You're a womanizer, oh, womanizer.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Oh, you're a womanizer. Sit in, Brian Clint. That's Britney Spears and Womanizer, the winner of Birthday Banger today. Oh, wait, this is not even the song. What is this? I was trying to play... Oh, yeah, it is the song. Huey Lewis.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow, the losing song. Yeah. What is this dancey remix? I don't mind it. It's vibing. A bit more upbeat. Brian Clint. Obviously, it was massive news last week that Queen Elizabeth II passed away,
Starting point is 00:47:48 which means her son Charles takes over as the new king. Yep. And, I mean, look, there was a lot of different questions being thrown around about, you know, do we now celebrate Charles' birthday for a public holiday? Yeah, it'll be King's birthday weekend. And does the Queen's face stay on all of the New Zealand money still? Yeah, I don't believe it does. I think it comes off.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Did you know the Queen's face is the only face we've ever had on our dollars? Really? So New Zealand changed from whatever it was before, pounds or threepence or whatever they use. Threepence? It's only ever been heard. Sovereign. And as you look at the coins,
Starting point is 00:48:27 she gets older with the coins as the coins get older. Like it's not the same face that's on there. Which is cool. We've only had the queen on our dollars. Which is quite cool. It'll be so interesting to see, you know, how long it takes and how long it takes to change over and all that kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Yeah. I thought we could have a bit of a brainstorm in case, you know, people from the government are listening and they need some ideas in case they don't want to put Charles on the money. Oh, why don't you want to put – oh, his ears won't fit. Yeah, like, you know. His ears won't fit on the coin. Maybe put him on a few, but let's just brainstorm.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Well, if anyone has the right brain trust to come up with this, it's you, me and producer Claude. Yeah, I think so too. I wouldn't trust anyone else. No, exactly right. I'd like to kick us off. I think there's one obvious person who goes on New Zealand's money. Who?
Starting point is 00:49:13 The Briscoe's lady. Oh, the Briscoe's lady. Although, does that devalue our dollar? Because it's always on sale. You're never paying full price at Briscoe's. It could bring down the price of the dollar. It could bring down the price of the dollar. It could.
Starting point is 00:49:26 That's a suggestion though. I thought we could go with our Queen of New Zealand. It's an obvious choice, Hilary Barry. No, she'd be too humble. She wouldn't take it. You don't reckon she would?
Starting point is 00:49:37 No, she wouldn't take it. I mean, she already wears a crown. She kicks around. She is the Queen of New Zealand. Yeah, good choice. She's throwing it out there. I was thinking we've currently got Lizzie on the money. Let currently got Lizzie on the money.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Let's keep Lizzie on the money. Lizzie the corgi. Queen's corgi. Oh, good. Doge coin. I thought you were going to say Lizzie Marvely. Lizzie McGuire. Who sings the national anthem.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Lizzie McGuire. Lizzie McGuire. Lizzo. Lizzo. Lizzo, another queen. These are all good ideas. What about Irene Van Dyke? Famous Silver Ferns player.
Starting point is 00:50:05 I mean, yes, she's South African, but the queen was British. Yeah, that doesn't matter. So it doesn't matter if you're a foreigner. No. Hey, I mean, we love sports people here in this country. Irene Van Dyke might be too tall for the queen. You might only get her chin and a decolletage on there. She's got a good chin and decolletage.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Yeah, she does. She does. I think I might have the winner. Yeah. I think I might have the winner Yeah I think I might have the winner here Because she's known For you know money That's what surrounds this woman Her reputation
Starting point is 00:50:32 Yeah I think Karen 20 F and wax Oh yes She should definitely be on the $20 note Yeah yeah yeah The $20 note Because she wants her $20 back
Starting point is 00:50:44 The problem is She'll lay claim to all of them though You put her face on there Those are her $20 note. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The $20 note because she wants her $20 back. The problem is she'll lay claim to all of them, though. You put her face on there, those are her $20 notes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, true. This is one of our most famous New Zealanders. She said she'd never be royal, but we should put her on the money. Lord.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Lord. Lord. Put her on the coins. Yep. Yep. Jesus, speaking of money, yep, put Lord on the coins. I've put down Ruby Tooey for no other reason than she's gangster. And why can't we put a young person on the money?
Starting point is 00:51:11 Why do they have to be old to put them on the money? And then she can pay, you know, all the women in rugby what they deserve. Yeah, Ruby Toohey would be good. Because she owns it. I mean, what about let's just go with two icons. Let's go Jason Gunn and Thingy. On the same note. On the same note.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Like together. Like twins. Squeeze them on a coin together. Yeah. And then we can go instead of heads and tails, you can do Jason or Thingy depending on which way it lands. Yeah. Do you want Jason or Thingy?
Starting point is 00:51:39 I'm going to go Thingy. Any other good suggestions on this? Anyone else? If we're going duos, we could do the Magnus, what's it called? Magnus Benro duos, do the Magnus Benro. The couple from the Magnus Benro ads. I don't know what they look like, but I know what they sound like. You need to live in Auckland to get that one.
Starting point is 00:51:53 In Christchurch, you'd need to put Brownie from Brownie's Mattress Direct on the money. That'd be great. Always bought too many mattresses. I think there's a lot of good options. Dave Dobbin? Dave Dobbin can go on some. We should just do an array. A Dave Dobbin dollar bill? Yeah, that'd be good We should just do an array. A Dave Dobbin dollar bill?
Starting point is 00:52:05 Yeah, that'd be good. That'd be so good. A Dane Rumble coin? Dane Rumble coin. Or a collector's coin. Collector's coin. Dane Rumble coin. While we're at it,
Starting point is 00:52:13 a Ben Lummis coin. I mean, just the world is in this. Cool. Okay, well, this was good, guys. I'll shoot these off to Grant Robertson now
Starting point is 00:52:21 and we'll see where we get to. in circulation next week, I think. Sounds good to me. Bree and Clint. Forbes has released a list of the top earning content creators on YouTube for the first time. Do YouTube still pay good money? Because I had some friends who were making really good money
Starting point is 00:52:38 out of it for a long time and then they changed the way that it operated and their money dropped by like three quarters overnight. Yeah, I think there was big changes that happened and a lot of those people kind of ventured off into different things. But you can still make, you know, decent money through brand kind of collabs and stuff. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:59 So I think they include all of that, not just their earnings from YouTube. Not just the money YouTube pays you for pre-roll ads. But technically these people are considered YouTubers or content creators. So, I mean, there's people on this list you won't have heard of. I think we should just do the top five. A group of guys called Unspeakable came in at number five on the top earners for content creators on the Forbes list. They earned $28.5 million in the last year.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Whoa, what do they do? Essentially, they... I'm just looking at the wacky stuff. Kind of, yeah, you know. The top video that comes up is, I filled my house with balls. Yeah. They also play Minecraft and other games, I believe. I turned my house into a trampoline park.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Yeah, just weird, crazy stuff like that. Coming in at number four was two guys called Rhett and Link, and they made $30 million, and they host like a nerdy daily talk show is what they do. Okay. So kind of like their own TV show, you know, and they are making bank off of that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Number three was a guy called Marky Piler, and he made $38 million in the last year content creating. Doing what? I mean, if I knew, I'd be doing it. Now, apparently what he's known for is absolutely moving merch like it's going out of fashion. Right. I've just doing it. Nah. Apparently what he's known for is absolutely moving merch like it's going out of fashion. Right. I've just Googled him.
Starting point is 00:54:29 He's quite handsome. Yeah, quite handsome and he has a lot of different merch that he just sells apparently like crazy, which I mean that's a lot of hoodies and T-shirts, 38 million. Yeah. Number two, you would have heard of this guy. Jake Paul came in at number two for highest earning. Is he number two?
Starting point is 00:54:47 Yeah, content creators. So he earned $45 million in the last year. Far out. That's crazy money. A lot of that money has come from the three fights that he's been in. Yeah. Boxing fights. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Most of the money, to be honest. There's a rumor he's going to fight Sonny Bill Williams, but yeah. That would be a great fight. I'd tune in for that. Yeah, I would the money, to be honest. There's a rumor he's going to fight Sonny Bill Williams, but yeah. That would be a great fight. I'd tune in for that. Yeah, I would watch that, yeah. His brother also made the top ten list. I believe he was like number nine, Logan Paul. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:15 And he made about $18 million in the last year. But the number one content creator is a guy called MrBeast. Oh, this guy comes up on my homepage all the time and I've never watched a MrBeast video. You should watch some of it. He did that Squid Games one, right? He did the recreation of the Squid Games. Yeah. And he also gives away cars and just
Starting point is 00:55:38 so much money just to He spends a lot of money on his content, doesn't he? He does and, you know, it's paying off because he earned $54 million in the past year. Damn, that's almost as much as Bad Barbie made on her OnlyFans account. It's close. That's what Dean told us earlier in the day, that she made $50 million on OnlyFans. So just $4 million more than her.
Starting point is 00:56:00 There you go, the top content creators.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.