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Heyo, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint.
G'day everyone, happy Thursday.
Everyone's a bit hot under the collar because we just had David Neeker, the boxer, in studio.
And I tried to warn you guys.
I tried to warn you guys that he's very tall and very handsome.
But you failed to prepare yourself.
You didn't say he was one of the best looking humans to walk this planet.
He was so funny.
That's the main thing.
He had personality in space.
You're right.
I didn't tell you he was funny.
I did tell you he was devastatingly handsome.
He had so much charisma.
I got to shake his hand.
No biggie.
Bree got to punch his shirtless body.
Well, we forgot to watch.
It was honestly, that guy is going to go far.
He's got the personality.
He's got the physique.
He's got the talent.
People talking about future prime Minister for David Nika.
I'd vote.
I'd vote for him in a second.
He'd just show up to the debate and people would go, oh, you win.
Luxon would literally look like a thumb next to him.
He's 6'6", that guy.
I can't wait to see him fight this Saturday.
We're going to get David Nika on the show.
Maybe today, maybe tomorrow.
But yes, it's all recorded.
It's very good.
He's got a big fight coming up this weekend.
We've got a big show coming up for you.
We've got double passes to Symphony up for grabs.
Symphony in the Domain.
We've got $500 worth of Celebrity Treasure Island at 5 o'clock.
And another person is getting their weekend sorted to come to Horizon Hotel with us at 4 o'clock.
Yeah, working from Horizon tomorrow.
If you want it to be you, still time to register.
Head to ZM online.
That's going to be a whole lot of fun.
But Tradie versus Lady will do that.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a round of Tradie versus Old Bloody Lady.
Old Bloody.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
The ladies had a couple of back-to-back wins this week,
but the tradies, can they get back on top?
They're on 73, the ladies on 80.
Let's go to our lady first.
She's in Tamaki Makoto.
She's 40 and she hated high school, but now she works at a high school.
Welcome to the show, Sharon.
Sharon.
Hi.
Sharon, is it better the second time around, going back?
Kind of.
Yeah, good answer, I feel.
Do you feel like you're a VIP now because you can go into the staff room?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can use the coffee machine legit now.
Yeah, yeah.
Legit.
You can use the adult toilets.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
You're taking on our trainee from Christchurch, the 25,
and they're a huge sports fan.
Welcome to the show, Daniel.
G'day, Daniel.
Hello.
Favourite sport to watch and favourite sport to play?
I like watching rugby league, but I like playing soccer.
Ah, okay.
I see you.
I see you.
Okay, Daniel, your buzz is tradie.
Sharon, your lady, the first person to give us three correct answers
will win $50 cash.
All right, guys, here we go.
Question number one.
We just had him in studio.
Professional athlete, David Nika.
God, was he dreamy.
What sport does he compete in?
Ladies.
Yes, Sharon.
Absolutely no idea.
Long jump.
Worth a shot, Chas.
Worth a shot.
Daniel, you're the sports guy.
Rugby? No. Worth a shot. Daniel, you're the sports guy. Rugby?
No.
Actually, boxing.
I think he could long jump or play rugby if he wanted to.
That guy could do anything he wanted.
Yeah.
His fight goes down this Saturday.
Except maybe jockey.
Yeah, because he's 6'6".
6'6".
Okay, no points.
All right, here comes question number two.
The MTV...
He was a boxer, by the way.
Did we say that?
Yeah. A boxer. Number two, the comes question number two. The MTV... He was a boxer, by the way. Did we say that? Yeah.
A boxer.
Number two, the MTV VMAs are on right now.
What does VMA stand for?
Treaty.
Yes, Daniel.
Video Music Award.
Nice work, Daniel.
On the board with one for the tradies.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Daniel.
Jay-Z.
Nice work.
We would have also accepted Alicia Keys.
That's two to the tradies.
You need this one, Shaz, to stay in it.
Question number four.
What is the process through which a liquid changes into a gas?
Oh, I should know this.
Daniel for the win.
Oh.
Don't say farts.
No, okay, no.
Don't say farts.
He wanted to.
Sharon.
Come on, Sharon, the school teacher.
Working at a high school.
Is it sublimination?
No, not sublimination.
Oh, come on.
We wouldn't make it that hard.
We were looking for evaporation.
Oh, you see, that's what I said.
Is it?
I think she may have.
If that's the way you score things, I want to be in your class, Sharon.
I love you, Sharon.
I said evaporation.
Question number five.
We're not falling for a chance.
What is the key difference between a hamburger and a cheeseburger?
Oh, ladies.
Daniel.
One has cheeseburger has cheese and a cheeseburger. Oh, we're in the shower, ladies. Daniel. Daniel. Cheeseburger has cheese in it.
Hamburger doesn't.
He's got it.
That's the one.
There we go.
Oh, shaz.
You had the energy, Sharon.
She did.
You had the energy.
She did.
Call back and play again.
I feel like you'll do better second time around.
But, Daniel, too good today. $50 cash coming your way, mate. Thank you, do better second time around. But Daniel, too good today.
$50 cash coming your way, mate.
Thank you, guys.
You're welcome.
Sharon, give your school a shout out.
Oh, no.
He doesn't want to be identified.
She goes, not after that performance.
Guys, exciting times.
HBO's new Harry Potter series has announced an open casting call
for young actors for the roles of Harry, Ron and Hermione,
the big three.
How young?
Very young.
Because we're relatively young.
We could, I mean, special effects, they could make us look younger.
Yeah, I can shape this moustache.
Children must be aged between
the ages of 9 and
11.
But hey,
residents of the UK and Ireland
as well, but hey, let's just put that out
of our minds. Maybe they don't know
exactly what they want
until we put it in front of them.
Totally, totally. You know?
Jeez, 9 and 11, they're really trying to get some longevity
out of these kids.
Well, we've always said Ella looks about 11,
so I think she would pass.
Yeah.
But hey.
She's got a Hermione Granger vibe to her.
I can tease my hair.
Yeah.
Okay, give me a second.
So the application requires the actor to submit a tape.
So what I propose is we're about to film our audition tape.
Oh, this is it?
This is going to be our audition tape.
And it's not just going to be one of us.
We're going to give them all three.
It's a one-stop shop.
Yeah, we'll be the big trio.
Exactly right.
So the show is going to be filmed next year.
And I think what we should do, the best scene,
the most iconic scene in the first film,
when they're playing on the chessboard,
it's gone viral on TikTok.
And we're going to do that scene as a three.
Have we got a little clip?
Okay.
Once I make my move, the queen will take me.
Then you're free to check the King.
No.
Ron, no!
What is it?
He's going to sacrifice himself.
No, you can't!
There must be another way.
Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or not?
Harry, it's you that has to go on.
I know it.
Not me.
Not Hermione.
You. We can do that. We I know it. Not me. Not Hermione. You.
We can do that.
I reckon we can do it.
We can do that.
Okay, so we've printed out the dialogue.
I've cast Clint.
You will be Harry Potter.
Get your glasses on.
Perfect.
Perfect.
That is a millennial Harry Potter if I ever did see one.
Ella, you will be Hermione.
Yes.
Okay, good.
And I will play... She's done her hair will be Hermione. Yes! Okay, good. And I will play...
She's done her hair.
It looks great.
Does it look good?
It looks great.
And I will play the role of Ron Weasley.
Claudia, we didn't forget about you.
You are going to be the director.
Okay, perfect.
So we'd like a bit of direction at the top
and then we will go into the scene on your cue.
Okay, great.
You guys need to make me believe you're on a chessboard.
You're very young.
Yeah.
Your lives are in danger.
Oh, we can do that.
Okay, what accents are you looking for?
As British as possible.
British, British.
As British as...
Traditional.
Yeah.
Okay, I know that Ron was sitting on a knight.
Yep, he's on a giant horse.
Where was Hermione?
She was off to the side. She wasn't doing much.
So I'll just sit here. Typical.
Yeah, typical. Okay, Claudia, we're ready. When you're
ready, you just shout action, okay? Okay.
Everybody, take your places. And
action!
Wait a minute!
You see it, don't you,
Harry? Once I make
my move, the Queen will take me.
Then you're free to check the King.
No, Ron, no!
What is it?
He's going to sacrifice himself!
No, you can't! There must be another way!
Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or not?
Harry, it's you that has to go on.
I know it.
Not me.
Not Hermione.
You.
Run!
And cut.
And scene.
And scene.
Amazing.
That was fantastic.
I think that was...
Like, if you just got in your car, you would think,
wait, is ZM playing the Harry Potter DVD?
Streaming Harry Potter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are there books now?
What would you give that out of 10, director?
A couple of different rankings for enthusiasm and commitment.
Yes. That's a 10 out of 10. Thank you. You're very rankings for enthusiasm and commitment. Yes.
That's a 10 out of 10.
Thank you.
You're very much committed to your role.
For the accents?
I don't know what you're looking for.
Yeah, that's okay.
Something to work on.
For giving me a nine-year-old playing their first ever big screen role, 10 out of 10.
Yes!
I think you're being generous on the accents.
I think that was magic, literally.
It was great, yeah.
Did you get it?
Well, there you go.
Linguardium Leviosa. Is that right?
Is that how you summon pasta?
Leviosa.
Put us in, coach.
Well, maybe, just maybe, we could
be in the new Harry Potter TV show.
Odds are stacked against us, but stranger
things have happened.
Guys, can we all come in?
Everyone join in. Brian Clint team, join
in, join in. I want to settle a
debate. A debate, not an argument.
Debate, because I mean
I think I'm right. Other people in my life
think they're right. Who?
Just people, friends, family.
Everyone seems to have a different take on it.
And here's the question.
Are you willing, before we have this debate, are you willing
to be wrong? Yeah. It's not that question. Are you willing, before we have this debate, are you willing to be wrong? Yeah.
Yeah, it's not that deep.
I'm willing for someone to
talk me around
to the other side. It's a good way to enter a debate.
Yeah. Look, do I think it's
possible? No.
But here's the question. If I
say, producers, Clint,
if I say,
yeah, that's on next Saturday,
is that the Saturday coming
or the following Saturday?
Great question.
So, like, let's say if I
said, oh, next Saturday
I'm going to
the beach, am I talking about
this Saturday or the
following Saturday? It's very clear to me, and
I really hope that we're on the same page.
I really hope we're on the same page.
We are.
For me, next Saturday is two Saturdays from now.
So not the following.
Not the closest Saturday.
Not the closest Saturday.
Not the closest one.
He says the second one.
Yeah.
I think I agree, but every time I hear that or say it myself,
I always end up in a conversation reconfirming,
not this one, the next one.
Ella, do you want to go to the movies next Saturday?
Am I talking about this weekend or next weekend?
That would be next weekend, I would assume.
Can I come to the movies too?
I'll go this Saturday though, just in case.
What?
The question is, if someone says
next Saturday.
Next Saturday, are they talking about
the Saturday coming up?
The way I would talk is the most recent one coming up is always this Saturday.
This Saturday, yeah.
So next Saturday is the next one.
Saturday.
Thank you.
So we're on the same page.
We're on the same page.
If you're saying next Saturday, it's not the closest Saturday.
Because you'd say this.
It's Saturday after that.
I agree.
What if they said, we're going to do this.
What about the next Saturday?
Because the Saturday that's coming up.
That's the coming Saturday.
That's the Saturday, isn't it?
The next Saturday.
The next Saturday is the one coming up.
What if you're on Saturday and they say this Saturday?
Is that today or in a week?
No, that's in a week. That's in a week. It's in a week, yeah. If you're on Saturday and they say this Saturday, is that today or in a week? No, that's in a week.
That's in a week.
If they say it's in a week, yeah.
If you're on Saturday
and they say we'll do it on Saturday,
that's a week away.
Yeah.
If you're on Saturday
and they say we'll do it next Saturday,
that also means...
Two Saturdays?
No, that's also one week away.
If you're on the Saturday
and you say we'll do it next Saturday,
that's Saturday seven days from now,
isn't it?
Yeah.
That's the only time that it means...
Yes.
Yeah.
Exactly.
If you're on the Saturday and you say next Saturday.
Yeah.
Correct.
Yeah, that's next Saturday.
That is the next Saturday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's have a look at the text machine.
Text us on 9696.
What do you think?
Someone said it is the next is the one after.
So not the one coming up.
It's the one after.
So they're on the same side of the debate as us.
No, it's the next Saturday, same side as us.
The closest one this weekend or next weekend.
It is confusing though because, for example,
my next wife is not the wife that I marry after this wife, is it?
It's the very next wife.
Funny example.
Yeah, so here's an example.
This is a heated chat
my partner and I have.
He says, if you're driving
and I say, next left,
meaning the next left,
you would go to the next one
or two. I would do two.
Two lefts. Next left.
Because otherwise it's this left.
Yeah, I think that's the words.
That's the keywords.
It's this.
Okay, hold on, wait.
Hold on, wait.
So we're driving.
That depends if the turn is in sight or not.
If you can see the turn, you say this left.
If you can't see the turn, you say next left.
Yeah, if you can't see it.
But if you can see the turn and you want them to take the turn after the turn that you can see, that's next left.
My brain is off.
Someone else on the text machine said, in the
80s, we went to someone's house a week
early for dinner because they told
my mum next Saturday.
So embarrassing. I always use
the date. Oh, that's trauma
for that person. You couldn't even text them back then and be like,
we're still on for next Saturday?
Do you mean this Saturday?
No, this Saturday. No, this Saturday.
Wait, what do you mean?
Someone else said, I do not agree.
If someone says you're next in line, it means you are next.
It's the closest.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, see, oh, boy, yeah.
That is right.
That is right.
But it's not right for the Saturday argument.
It's not.
It's not next Saturday.
Can you see how hard it must be to be someone who doesn't speak English as a first language
and then you move somewhere like New Zealand and everyone's like, yeah, nah, come round
next Saturday.
You're like, what the hell?
Bring a plate.
Yeah, bring a plate.
What?
Imagine even just learning the English language.
Do you mean this Saturday?
Yeah, nah.
Nah, yeah.
This Saturday.
Yeah, yeah, nah.
I always find gonna.
Yeah, nah.
We always say gonna.
Wanna go to the beach?
What?
Gonna go to the beach?
Gonna go to the beach?
Cool, we settled nothing.
Bree and Clint.
iHeart Radio.
This is the latest live from LA with Z McCarty.
The biggest scandal in music of this whole week, actually,
has been Dave Grohl's confession that he is having a wife,
a baby, sorry, outside of his marriage.
He's cheated on his wife.
And Dean, news today that him and his wife may not actually be staying together.
That's right.
So apparently a divorce lawyer has come out and shared that he'd enlisted one
well before revealing that he'd committed infidelity
and is having a baby outside of his 21-year marriage.
So this was kind of like it was more planned than expected.
Like he's actually been planning a divorce for some time before revealing that now,
obviously, he's having a baby to someone else.
Shocked fans because isn't he the nicest guy that ever walked?
Isn't he the nicest guy there ever was?
He's the nicest guy on rock and roll.
Yeah.
I had a really good chat
with my wife about this
last night because
I feel really let down
by the whole thing
and she said the same thing.
She said,
why do people like that
always have to turn out
to be the thing
that everybody thought
that they weren't?
Because that's part of the reason
that people love Dave Grohl.
Yeah,
that he seemed like
he was quite different
to other people
in that industry. But then, Dean, when this happens, people go quite different to other people in that industry.
But then, Dean, when this happens, people go and do a deep dive on their history.
Turns out he cheated on his first wife, too, and that's why they broke up.
Really?
He's been with this wife for 21 years, married for 21 years,
but there was a wife previously.
What do they say?
Once a...
What was that?
I forget the saying.
I just feel, to be honest,
the people I feel
the worst for is obviously his wife.
Yes. Especially if she,
you know, this has kind of all come out on the wash
and she's having to deal with that. But also
his kids who have
now deleted
their social media accounts. They're off social
media because obviously it doesn't just
hurt his wife.
It's now they're involved.
Like his oldest is 18
and this is going to be very traumatising for them.
Because he said he's going to raise the daughter
that he is having with the person
that he cheated on his wife with.
How do you raise a kid with someone else
when you are still married
to the person that you cheated on?
Like how on earth do you make that work?
Makes it very, very messy.
Very messy.
Well, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with
Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent.
Bree and Clint.
Look, there's an Aussie sprinter who
people are claiming he might be
the next Usain Bolt. I've seen
clips of this kid. This kid is
wild. He's so talented.
So much natural ability.
He is one of those athletes where you
see them just absolutely blitzing
the field. Like he is
he is metres and metres
and metres ahead of the second and
third place runners. All the videos I've seen
he completely slows down
kind of like Bolt does. You've seen Bolt, yeah.
But completely just cruises
into the finish line. The world waits for athletes like that to come does. You're saying Bolt, yeah. But completely just cruises into the finish line.
The world waits for athletes like that to come along.
You know, like people who are freaks and then you enjoy it while they're there
and then after they're gone you go,
man, we'll never see someone like that ever again.
Never again.
Until this comes along.
God, imagine growing up.
Imagine in like 50 years.
Like it'll just be impossible.
What?
It'll all have been done.
You may as well, they'll just be impossible. What? It'll all have been done. You may as well,
they'll have to invent new sports.
Well, you say that, but people keep getting faster. Because the drugs keep getting
better.
I'm joking. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Can you make, just quickly though,
can you imagine the pressure, because I think this
kid's like 16 or 17, right?
Yes. Can you imagine the pressure
of being told
you are the next Usain Bolt?
It's a lot of pressure.
It's a lot of pressure.
A lot of pressure.
Someone saying to you,
hey, don't muck it up
because you have the chance
to be the fastest man in human history.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
It's wild.
A lot of pressure.
Don't roll your ankle.
He's only 16
and he recently won his heat at the 200 metre
World Athletics Under-20s Championships in Peru.
Yeah.
But it's his name that I find quite interesting.
We've got some audio, I think, of them talking about him on Aussie TV.
Take a listen at his name.
Queensland sprinter Gout Gout has gone viral again
after his cruisy heat win in the 200 metre event.
And he's not even trying at the World Athletics Under-20s Championships.
Now, Gout is only 16,
but he's already been compared to the legendary Jamaican sprinter.
Wait, at the start she called him Gout Gout
and then halfway through she called him Gout.
So, I'm confused. I think his first nameout Gout, and then halfway through she called him Gout. So I'm confused.
I think his first name is Gout, second name Gout.
Wow.
But let me double check.
Gout, Gout.
I think.
So if he was in a Bond movie, he would be, the name's Gout.
Gout, Gout.
Gout, Gout.
Is that right, Claudia?
I'm pretty sure first name Gout, second name Gout, right?
Yeah, they're spelled slightly different.
First name one T, last name two Ts. If your your last name if your family name was gout yeah do you think you would
name your kid gout no yeah of course not it's like saying if our last name was smith i'm not
going to name my kids smith smith smith we don't know the cultural implications of it but it's also
when you think about gout and what gout is.
It doesn't make me think of a very fast sprinter.
It's all about the feet, gout, and having sore feet.
Someone with gout, let alone gout gout,
is not going to do well over the 100 metres, the 200 metres.
He's proven them all wrong.
A bit of, like, I mean, let's be real.
Usain Bolt couldn't have had a more perfect name.
Do we know if that was his real name?
I'm pretty sure that's his real name.
Really?
I'm pretty sure.
It's like when I found out Dane Rumble's real name was Rumble.
I was like, you were born to be a rock star with a name like Dane Rumble.
Usain Bolt's real name is Usain Bolt?
Well, he probably should have been a boxer.
Who?
Oh, Dane Rumble.
Dane Rumble.
Yeah, yeah, that's true. And then his boxing name could, Dane Rumble. Dane Rumble. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
And then his boxing name could be Let's Get Ready.
Two.
Rumble.
Yeah.
Yeah, Usain Bolt.
Usain Saint Leo Bolt is his full name.
He was born for it.
It couldn't have been more perfect.
He was born for it.
He was born for it.
We can put it out there on 0800DIALS at M.
Do you know someone that has an unfortunate name?
Or, in Usain Bolt's case, an incredibly fortunate name.
The perfect name.
Yeah.
Like a real cool name.
Yeah.
Like are you James Butcher the Butcher?
Yeah.
Remember my lawn guy?
Oh, yeah.
What was his name?
His name's Doug.
That's right.
And I was like, Doug, you couldn't have had a more perfect name for your profession.
That's fortunate.
Let's not forget the German alpine skier, Fanny Schmeller.
In what sport does Fanny Schmeller compete for Germany?
That one's up there with Gout Gout, isn't it?
Can I just go on the record and say he pronounced it wrong.
It was Fanny Schmieler.
Oh, much better.
Yeah.
Much better.
Yeah.
Hey, we'll have to apologise to her.
Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM
or you can text it into 9696.
Yes. The incredibly unfortunate
name you have or the
perfectly, perfectly
fitted name that you have
as well. The very fortunate.
Unfortunate or fortunate, we'd love to hear from you.
9696.
What is your unfortunate
or very fortunate name?
There's an Aussie sprinter making
headlines around the world. They're
saying he's the next Usain Bolt.
His name is Gout Gout. No one
would care so much if he wasn't
pegged for such big things.
It's because everybody thinks that this is going to be the name of the next, like, three Olympic Games.
And it's just gout, gout, gout.
First name gout, last name gout.
I reckon we'll come around to it.
You know what I reckon it will do?
It'll bring awareness to gout sufferers.
Totally.
You know?
But he's not one.
No, he's not.
Yeah, yeah.
He's an ambassador for something he doesn't have.
Could it make gout seem a bit cooler? Well, yeah, definitely's not. He's an ambassador for something he doesn't have. But could it make Gout
seem a bit cooler?
Well, yeah, definitely does that.
He's got what they call in rugby
he's got a selector's name because it stands
out. I like that.
It pops. You're not going to
forget about the runner Gout Gout, are you?
We should do that. We should ask tomorrow
do you have a selector's name? Yeah, it makes you
stand out. So we've asked do you have an unfortunatector's name? Yeah, it makes you stand out. Yeah.
So we've asked, do you have an unfortunate name?
Like this text that came in.
I have got a mate called Ben Lardin.
Oh, no.
He was born before 2001, so it's okay. Spelled B-E-N, last name L-A-R-D-E-N.
Ben Lardin.
On today of all days.
Someone else said,
we had a gardener called Nick Hedges.
That's so good.
Lana's called up,
I know,
$800 a day.
Hi, Lana.
Hi, Lana.
Hi, how you doing?
Good, thanks.
Who's the person you know with a fortunate or unfortunate name?
So,
Otomoto Intermediate,
my food tech teacher
was called Mrs. Ham.
Your food teacher was called Mrs. Ham?
Yeah, yeah, and it gets better.
Yeah.
Went on to Otomoto College.
Yeah.
Food tech teacher there was Mrs. Jelly.
No, you did not.
Stop it.
You did not.
Really?
What was her husband's name?
Peanut Butter?
Peanut Butter and Jelly.
Can you imagine?
If she got together with your other teacher,
that'd be jellied ham.
Jellied ham.
That sounds like the title of a new cop show.
Thanks, Lana.
The textiles teacher too.
She was Mrs. Mountford.
Mrs. What?
Mrs. Mountford.
Mrs. Mountford.
Mountford. Mountford. Mrs. What? That kind of works as well. Mrs. Mountford. Mrs. Mountford. Mountford.
Mountford.
Why does that work?
Because you mount,
you know,
you sew things together
and you mount things onto.
Oh,
gotcha,
gotcha,
gotcha.
That's unfortunate.
I think my favourite
is Mrs. Ham.
You know what else
is unfortunate,
Lana?
Your name backwards.
Yeah,
I know.
The original,
the original.
Leave her alone. Sorry about him, My sister's The original plant, the original. Leave her alone.
Sorry about him, Lana.
My sister's name is Lana, okay?
I couldn't resist.
Thank you, Lana.
You don't want to get your name on a number plate
if your name's Lana, eh?
No.
Because if you look at it in the rear-view mirror,
you don't want to look at it from the rear.
I'm getting rear-ended by Lana.
Wait a second. By Lana backwards. Someone texted in, they said they know a Drew Peacock. want to look at it from the rear. I'm getting rear-ended by Lana
backwards. Someone texted and they said
they know a Drew Peacock.
No, you do not. What's a Drew Peacock?
You do not know a Drew Peacock.
You do not. They got me.
Someone has said, we had an
employee, Jennifer
Penis.
Penis.
Jennifer Penis.
How do you spell that? P-E-N-U-S. Penis. Penis. No, you didn't. Jennifer Penis. Oh, Penis.
Jennifer Penis.
How do you spell that?
P-E-N-U-S.
Penis.
Oh, Penis.
I know a guy called Jack Russell.
Tess is here.
Hi, Tess.
Hi, Tess.
Hello.
Tell us, Tess.
Who's the person with the fortunate or unfortunate name?
Pretty fortunate. I'm a third or fourth generation builders with the surname Hammer.
Oh, that's good. I like that one. It couldn't really be anything else. It's in the blood, isn't it?
It is. Yeah. That's a great last name to be
a builder. Hammer. It's a strong name too, isn't it? It's a strong name.
Yeah, yeah. Like it's better than screwdriver. Well, it would be
hard to be something in, I don't know,
something breakable, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A glass person or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You couldn't be in the building industry if you were glass.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's a great one, Tess.
Thanks for calling through.
No worries.
I love this one.
My brother's name is Kona, last name Coffee,
and my name is Tia.
No, it's not.
Tia Coffee.
No, it's not.
That's brilliant.
You know that's a drag, what are they called?
Drag queen.
Drag queen's name.
Drag queen's name, Tia Coffee, yeah.
My boss, when I worked for a power company's name, was Chris Power.
That's such a showbiz name, eh?
Chris Power? Chris Power, yeah.
Yeah, it's powerful. And we're getting
more texts about Phil McCracken. We've heard
about Phil McCracken. He works at the school.
We've been trying to get in touch with him. It's such
an old joke to say you know
Phil McCracken. It's as bad
as me saying Lana backwards. But
we have it on good authority that there is a
teacher at a school in New Zealand
whose name genuinely is Phil McCracken.
We had it cross-checked.
I think he's a woodwork teacher from memory.
Yeah.
Why does Palmerston North sound like it was where it was?
I can't remember.
Someone told us where it was.
We tried to call the school.
We tried to call the school.
No, remember we thought about calling the school to find
him and then we thought that was a bit rude.
To be like, hey, is your name really
Phil McCracken? I know a guy called
Dennis Reckett.
Dennis Reckett.
That's so good.
I love that one.
Dennis Reckett.
Time for What's the Plot?
Once upon a time there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?
It's been running for years, this game.
Years and years and years.
The premise is simple.
You need to guess movies based off the plot lines that I read out before Bree does.
And Bree, traditionally, very good at this game.
Haven't had the best year.
No.
Have had a bit of an off year.
But I've been looking to get back on the horse and build.
I want this to be my best run.
Like the All Blacks. There want this to be my best run.
Like the All Blacks.
There's greatness still within her.
She's having a bit of a bum year.
Yep, just trying to find it.
But she's building back.
We're playing for $300, and today, Chelsea,
you have the chance to take Bree down.
Kia ora.
Hi, Chelsea.
Hello.
You like your movies, Chelsea?
Well, not typically, but I play this game in the car and sometimes I win,
so I thought I should try.
Okay.
Chelsea, do you watch movies on a weeknight, yes or no?
No.
Me neither.
Okay.
Chelsea, I saw Bree watching a movie before work the other day.
Oh, God.
I was finishing it.
On a weekday.
I was finishing it.
No, it doesn't sit well with me.
It's a competition.
Yeah.
That's how much she loves the movies, Chelsea. I do love the movies. I do love it. Okay, it doesn't sit well with me. It's a competition. Yeah. That's how much she loves the movies, Chelsea.
I do love the movies.
I do love it.
Okay, here's the rules.
I'll read out plot lines from the start.
You buzz in with your name when you want to guess what that movie is.
If you get two right, you'll win the game.
Okay?
All right.
Best of luck, Chelsea.
Today, our theme, because tomorrow we'll be broadcasting from the very fancy Horizon Hotel,
these are all movies about or in hotels.
Okay.
Hotel movies.
Nothing is coming to mind for me.
No, neither.
Movie number one.
A single mother born and bred in the boroughs of New York City
works as a cleaner in a first-class hotel.
Brie.
Brie.
It's the J-Lo one.
Made in Manhattan.
Made in Manhattan.
Made in Manhattan.
Is correct.
It's 1-0, Chelsea, but you're still in this.
Did you know that movie?
Have you seen it?
Well, yeah, I would have said J-Lo, but I couldn't have thought of the answer to the movie. That happens to me0, Chelsea, but you're still in this. Did you know that movie? Have you seen it? Well, yeah, I would have said J-Lo,
but I couldn't have thought of the answer to the movie.
That happens to me too, Chelsea.
Don't worry.
It's all right.
That's okay.
I got lucky.
We continue.
You could get back on the horse here, Chelsea.
Movie number two, all about hotels.
When monsters want to get away from it all,
they go to a lavish...
Brie.
Monsters University.
Monsters University is incorrect.
Chelsea.
Chelsea.
Chelsea.
Monsters Inc.
Monsters Inc.
Good guess, Chelsea.
Is incorrect.
Worth a go.
I'll continue for a little bit longer.
When monsters want to get away from it all, they go to a lavish resort where they can be themselves without humans around to bother them.
On one special weekend, the hotel owner invites creatures to celebrate the 118th birthday of his vampire daughter.
However, an unforeseen complication unfolds when an ordinary human unwittingly crashes the party and falls in love with her.
I've got no clue. Do you, love with her. I've got no clue.
Do you, Chelsea?
Nothing.
I've got nothing.
I've got zero on that.
That's Hotel Transylvania.
Have you?
I've never even heard of it.
Come on, guys.
Is it cartoon?
Maybe you can watch that tonight.
Cartoon.
Oh, maybe I have heard of it.
Chelsea, put it on your list, Chelsea.
Movie number three.
It's One Nill to Bree.
Movies in, about, around hotels.
While on a business trip to Los Angeles,
a wealthy man who makes a living buying and breaking up companies
picks up a lady of the night.
Pretty Woman.
Pretty Woman's correct.
Oh, well done.
Good work.
Unlucky, Chelsea.
Unlucky, mate.
We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you as a consolation prize, Chelsea.
Oh, thank you.
You can go and try that new Sanders special, which is out now in Zinger and Original.
It's very good.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks for playing, Chelsea.
Call back and have another crack, okay?
Oh, well, I'll watch the movies first.
Sounds good, mate.
Thanks.
Our other hotel-based movies.
Yeah, let's do it.
Best exotic Marigold Hotel?
Wouldn't have got that.
The Shining?
Probably wouldn't have got that.
Grand Budapest Hotel?
I have seen that.
Yeah.
But I probably wouldn't have got it.
Oh, I got away.
I got very lucky this week.
Bree and Clint.
I was with a friend last week, and we were driving around, hanging out,
and something weird happened.
And I have known this person for a little while, not all that long,
but I learned something about them, a condition that they said that they have.
Road rage.
Not road rage.
It's quite strange.
And I thought they were joking.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, you're taking the piss.
That's not a real thing.
Yeah.
And they looked at me and they said, no, I'm being serious.
This is a real thing.
Yeah.
It's a real condition.
So essentially when we were driving,
we were driving mostly out of the sun, so not in the sun, right?
So in the shade.
Sure.
And we kind of turned and the sun was not in the sun right so in the shade sure and we've kind of turned and the sun was
then coming directly into the front of the car so full sun when we went from the shade
into the direct sun they start they started sneezing oh and i said oh bless you oh bless you
and then they just sneezed quite a few times and they said,
yeah, sorry, it's this thing I have.
They're a sun sneezer.
Where every time if I go from shade to sun exposure, I'll sneeze.
Kind of like a vampire but more weird.
Have you ever heard of that?
It is triggering some kind of memory that I have.
But I thought it was when people looked directly at the sun.
Oh, could have been.
Could have been.
Well, anyway, I Googled it.
Yeah.
And this is what it says on Google.
Photic sneeze reflex, it says,
is a condition triggered by exposure to bright light.
The next time you head outside on a sunny day,
see if you let out a sneeze or series of
sneezes. Your reaction might be due to allergies or it might be due to the change in light.
Wow.
If you have the reflex, you probably inherited the trait from a parent. It's hereditary.
How did those people go like at Rhythm and Vines or something when they're putting those big flashing, like, strobe lights on?
Are you, like, sneezing in rhythm to Darude Sandstorm?
Can you imagine?
Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze.
Weird, eh?
Producers, have you ever heard of that?
Any of your friends got that?
Faux-tick sneeze reflex?
I have someone who, like, does sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze,
but, like, I don't think it's because of light.
It's probably just allergies, but it's like
20 sneezes in a row.
Someone said I can make myself sneeze
by looking at the sun. You will have a version
of this then. You've probably got this then.
Don't do that though. Your eyes probably, you shouldn't
be staring at the sun. Don't look directly into the sun.
These are the people that they make those transition
lenses for. You know people who wear glasses
and when they go outside their glasses turn who wear glasses and then when they go outside,
their glasses turn into sunglasses?
But then when they come back in, it takes a little while
for their sunglasses to turn back into normal glasses?
This might be an unpopular opinion.
I hate transition lenses.
Yeah, of course you do.
They freak me out.
Of course you do.
You're not 60.
Yeah, like do you think it's an older person thing?
Yeah, I do.
Transition lenses. Yeah. I remember
my brother and his girlfriend at the time
because they're now married.
They got on the transition
lens bandwagon. Oh, yeah.
Oh, no. The
people at OPSM will talk you into it.
Yeah, but why? Because they'll be like
It's so convenient. Yeah, they'll be like
You only need one pair.
But then you end up wearing your reading glasses at the beach. You know? I hate them Yeah, they'll be like, you only need one pair. But then you end up wearing your reading glasses at the beach, you know?
I hate them.
But they'll be like, there's bloody two pairs of glasses for one.
Like, let's be real.
Like, I mean, glasses, you can get a very cool pair of glasses.
But like sunglasses and glasses don't really look the same in most cases.
Treat yourself to two pairs.
Yeah.
It's like, and then if you combine transition lenses with bifocals as well, those ones that have got the line in most cases. Treat yourself to two pairs. Yeah. It's like and then if you combine transition
lenses with bifocals as well, those ones
that have got the line in the middle, you've basically
got four pairs of glasses in one. Jackpot, eh?
Jackpot. What a jackpot.
Jackpot. Someone just texted her and they
said, yes, I sneeze in the sun.
My friends laugh at me about it, but I learnt about
it in biology class and yes,
it is genetic, so I can't help it. I wonder
if that person's mum or dad has it. I'm just going to text them back. You just say it on the radio, they're
obviously listening. Well, I'll put it right down just in case. Do you have transition
lenses? Text us 9696. Do you have transition lenses? Yeah. And how do you feel about them?
Do you love them? Does your partner wear transition lenses?
Yeah, and do you like them?
And is it like a real turn on or turn off?
Yeah, what do you reckon?
Like the lenses when they turn on and they turn off.
Oh, now we're just bullying people.
Bree and Clint.
I think we can all agree, job interviews, what a nightmare.
Hate them, don't ever want to do another one in my life.
Horrible. Oh Oh here we go
This is where Clint goes
I've never had to do a job interview
People just throw jobs at me
No I think I've done an interview
But I wouldn't mind a job interview
I wouldn't mind a job interview
For what?
Oh because you get to talk about your favourite topic
Yeah
You
Yeah totally
The whole idea of a job interview is to big up
yourself. Pretty much. And no one
can be like, oh, fool yourself, mate.
They want you to be fool yourself.
It's actually your dream, eh?
Yeah, yeah. It's the one time.
Why don't you start interviewing for some new jobs?
Where you can actually just talk
real great things about yourself.
I've never done a job interview like on Stepbrothers
where they sit down in front of the guy and he's like,
okay, read zero.
I have.
Have you?
Yeah.
What was the job?
I interviewed to be a bartender.
I interviewed to work at a car rental place.
I interviewed to work at a-
How do you interview to be a bartender?
What's the questions?
Do you like drinking?
Yes.
What experience do you have?
What experience do you need? Being a like drinking? Yes. What experience do you have? What experience do you need?
Being a bartender, you need some experience.
I've been a bartender.
I bet you were awesome at it.
Yeah.
Where was it at?
A bowls club?
No, it was a sports bar in Christchurch.
Well, shout out to that sports bar.
There's an HR expert who has weighed in on what she thinks people are doing wrong in a job interview.
Okay.
She reckons most people don't lie about this particular question that I'm about to tell you.
Okay.
But she says you should 100% be lying.
This is the thing you should lie about?
Yes.
Okay.
She said you should definitely lie about this in the job interview or answer it honestly.
Oh.
So the question is when you're in a job interview
and the person interviewing you asks,
are you applying to other companies?
Are you applying for other jobs?
Do you have any other jobs lined up?
Yeah, okay.
Any other job interviews lined up?
And most people would say...
No, it's my dream to work here and this is why I'm applying.
That's what she said people are doing wrong.
Okay.
She reckons you 100% should say, yeah, of course,
I'm interviewing at a few other places that I'm, you know...
So you don't seem desperate eh?
Yes.
That's what she reckons but I feel like the internet's quite 50-50 on it.
No I reckon she's right.
Because I think.
It makes you seem more desirable.
It flips the conversation.
I don't need this job.
You need me.
It makes the workplace go if they do like you it makes them go oh, oh, well, if we want her, we better get her.
And we better make a good offer.
We better make it quick.
Because that other place might get them.
They might snap her up.
I wonder, I think it's really good advice.
I wonder if you should employ the same technique when you're dating people as well.
I'm seeing a few people.
Yeah, I'm seeing a few people.
You go out on a first date with someone that you matched with and you just go, this is really nice.
And they're like, we should do this again.
You go, I'd love to.
I've actually got a couple of dates next week,
but I could probably see you the week after.
I feel like it works more if you're a woman.
Right.
Fair.
Okay, fair.
Yeah, fair.
You know?
I mean, it'd be quite interesting to see a man just be super honest about it because I know me as a person, my personality type? Yeah. I mean, it'd be quite interesting to see a man, like, just be super honest about it because I know me as a person,
my personality type.
Yeah.
No doubt in my mind if I was dating someone and I was kind of like,
eh, they're all right.
Like, I'm not too super keen on them.
Yeah.
If they said that.
That they were seeing a few people.
I would be all over them like a rash.
I would want them more than anything after that.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd be like, what?
Because like we said about the job thing,
there's this weird psychological thing that happens
where you want the thing that you think other people want.
Yeah, you want, yeah,
the thing that's desirable to other people.
Yeah, and it may not have been desirable
until you realised that it was desired by others.
Yeah.
And they're like, well, I don't want to miss out on this.
Oh, my God, have we just – we've just hacked dating.
We've just hacked dating.
But I feel like it can go either way depending on the personality type.
Like I do know that if you said that to certain people,
it would completely turn them off.
Or scare them off.
Or scare them off.
They'd go, oh, well, I can't compete.
You'd be like, oh, yeah, I don't want to be involved in that.
You've got to be...
You've got to be...
Yeah, it's hard to read people too.
You've got to be careful when you deploy the Brie and Clint signature dating move
of pretending you're dating lots of people.
Like, I feel like as a woman, if I went out on a date with a guy
and I said, oh, this was fun, like, you know,
we should, like, you know, meet up on Saturday night.
And if he goes, oh, I'm meeting up with this other girl that I'm seeing
and then I can't meet on Sunday because I've got another date,
I'd be like, oh, stuff that noise.
Yeah, someone's texted and said, I hard disagree.
If someone said they were seeing others, I'm immediately less interested.
Depends how hot they are.
Depends how hot they are.
Depends how hot you are.
I think it depends on the delivery as well.
Totally.
Like, okay, let's practice.
Let's practice. So we've just gone. So this is a
first date. You have a go at it first.
This is a first date and we're just a Tinder
match. Yep. So you have a go and then I'll have
a go and we'll see if we can get it somewhere
right. Okay, so we've just. Hey, this
is really nice. I really enjoyed this. I'd love
to see you again sometime.
Yeah, I would absolutely
love to see you as well. I had a heap of fun.
Yeah, then you go.
What are you doing on Saturday?
Look, I'll be completely honest.
I am going on a date
on Saturday, but I'm completely
free Sunday and I'd love to see you Sunday night.
That's perfect delivery.
You know, so you reassure them.
That's perfect delivery.
Give me a go.
Hey, this was really fun.
I'd love to see you again.
Yeah, I'm keen too, but I'm actually seeing heaps of chicks.
Yeah, it doesn't work the same age.
No, it doesn't really work the same age.
It's delivery.
I'm keen too.
Get in line.
Line up.
I'm keen too.
Hey.
What's your idea?
What's your thoughts on a triple date?
I'm keen too.
Take a ticket.
Take a number.
Back to the job thing.
We want to know if you lied at your job interview or on your CV.
Did you lie to get the job?
Did you say you had experience doing something you had no experience doing?
And did it work for you or did it all blow up in your face?
Did you lie about one of your contacts?
You know how you have to put them on there?
Was your previous boss actually your bestie?
Your flatmate.
Yeah.
We won't tell, apart from putting it on radio.
Maybe the advice is just interview lots of places as well
and then you don't have to lie.
Exactly, too.
We've asked, did you lie to get a job?
Someone said, I lied in my med school interview
and I got in.
Now I'm a doctor and I hate my job.
No. I wonder how long they've'm a doctor and I hate my job.
No.
I wonder how long they've been a doctor for.
I mean, I have so many questions.
Wait, so you studied.
How long does it take to be a doctor?
Ten years?
Seven years.
Seven?
At least seven years.
At least, give or take, depending on what type of doctor you are.
I've never heard of a doctor hating their job.
I've never asked a doctor if they like their job or not.
But I would have thought that... It's a very stressful job.
It's very fulfilling, isn't it? And it's very well paid.
It depends what you're doing. Very prestigious.
If you're a GP... Everybody
wants their child to marry a doctor.
You just see all these people come in and they're like,
I've got to...
Here we go, I'm going to dish out some more
antibiotics. Seven years of study
for this. I thought I was going to be doing open
heart surgery. I'm just looking at rashes.
This person wants to be anonymous
and they say always lie
on their job interviews. Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
That is you.
Yeah,
you always should lie, always lie.
Like my ex-colleagues,
they're my managers, like, well, they know me
best, to be honest. It's like a character reference, but I say they're my managers and you know, when you-colleagues, they're my managers. Like, well, they know me best, to be honest.
It's like a character reference.
But I say they're my managers.
And, you know, when you go on the interview,
where would you want to be, like, five, ten years?
And always say, always say, hopefully here.
I want to go into management.
Hopefully here, working under this amazing company.
Yes.
But, you know, I don't even know where I want to go for dinner.
You know, like...
Does anyone know where they want to be in five to ten years?
No, it's impossible.
Anonymous, has it served you well?
Do you have a good job at the moment?
Yeah, well, I've been here for, you know, two years.
I didn't even know how to use two monitors
and now I'm in administration and I'm doing quite well, but I may have exaggerated my experience,
but I did read that 60% of men, you know, they'll apply for jobs
that they're not really qualified for, and women don't.
So I was like, you know what?
You're just balancing things out.
You go, Anonymous.
You can figure it out on the job, right?
Yeah, I'm all about that he-him money.
Yeah.
I haven't heard that before.
That's brilliant.
Someone else texted.
She identifies as she-her, but her pay packet identifies as he-him.
Love that for you, Anonymous.
Someone texted her and said,
I did a ski season in Canada,
and there is a job fair before the season starts,
and you interview with loads of local businesses and hotels in the resort to try and line up a job fair before the season starts and you interview with loads
of local businesses and hotels in the resort to try and line up a job for the season.
I had at least 35 interviews and I tailored my CV for every single interview I had with
each different company.
My CV showed that I had worked at one of their branches in New Zealand or a similar store
while I was in university,
regardless of what it was.
All complete lies.
I didn't get any of those jobs.
Yeah, see, that's what I was going to say.
Do you reckon they were talking to each other?
If this approach worked,
you wouldn't have needed to do 35 job interviews, would you?
Someone else said I recently lied about having other interviews lined up,
like what we were talking about, and I got an offer the next day,
so I can confirm it works.
Freedom mean, keep them keen.
This person wants to be anonymous too.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi.
You've been told to lie about something in your interviews.
What is it?
Yeah, I've always been told to lie about your age.
Like if you get asked how much you're on currently,
to say you're about 50 cents to a dollar more than what you're currently on.
Because then you say you're worth more because you can just lie.
Say you're on, let's say you're on 60 grand a year.
You go to this new job interview and they're like,
oh, so what are you currently on?
You're like 80.
80.
80 and I expect to get the same at this next job.
100 with a car and a fuel card.
Yep.
Yeah.
It also means that they start to think
if they were going to offer you less
and again, if you lie and say you've got more coming up,
they're more likely to offer you more.
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
It changes the situation, doesn't it?
Makes complete sense.
I like that.
I think that's very sensible.
I like it.
It's very smart.
Someone said doctors do not get paid well. Okay. I didn't know that. I think that's very sensible. I like it. It's very smart. Someone said doctors do not get paid well.
Okay.
I didn't know that.
I thought they got paid very well.
I mean, surely there is certain type of doctors that do get paid well.
Is it the same person who said they didn't like their job?
No, it's a different person.
Okay.
Someone texted her and said,
my name is basically Mr. Reference
because I've dished out so many references for my friends
and even their friends.
I just say they've done volunteer work at my social service agency and that says a lot about
their character. They're good. This person needs to set up a LinkedIn page where that's their job.
Charge for it. And then you charge. You go, I am a professional reference. My success rate is 75%.
You pay me a small amount to be your reference
i'll say the sun shines out your butthole i could totally do that job could you yeah i could totally
be someone's reference okay ready hold on okay so who so you me i'm applying for a job okay okay
okay um and uh the job is pilot by by the way. Okay.
Yeah.
And I've got no experience. For like what, Air New Zealand?
Yeah, commercial pilot.
Okay, commercial pilot.
And I've got no experience being a pilot,
but I've said that you were my co-pilot.
Okay.
Okay.
And, oh, hi.
Hi, we've just been interviewing Clint for one of our pilot jobs.
Oh, is that Clint Roberts?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, okay.
He's put you down as a reference.
Is he a good pilot?
I'd love to absolutely back him in.
He's one of the best pilots I've ever worked with
and personally one of the safest people I've ever met.
Right, okay.
Has he got a record of showing up to work drunk or anything like that?
I mean, you know, I can't say because
he's a bit all over the shop when it
comes to his personality.
There was times where
I did think he'd been out
on the pizzo, but he always
made me fly the plane on those dates.
So he was responsible.
Okay, thanks. It's all the information we need.
I appreciate it. You can call back anytime.
I think you just got yourself the job.
I think you just took me out of the job and yourself into it.
It was my plan all along.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.
Come on through.
If you don't know what we do here, it's called Birthday Banger.
You call us.
Tell us your birthday.
We tell you the song that was number one when
you were 16 and then we're going to play
one of them. Zara's going to do Mum's Birthday
Banger. Hi, Zara. Hi, Zara.
Hi. You're not old enough yet
to play Birthday Banger, is that right?
Yeah. Okay, can you...
How old are you, Zara?
I'm 12. Okay, can you promise to
call us back when you turn 16 so you
can do your own?
Yep, sure will. Okay, great. What is call us back when you turn 16 so you can do your own? Yep, sure will.
Okay, great.
What is your mum's birthday?
Because we'll do hers now.
4th of the 7th, 1982.
Perfect, Zara.
That means your mum was 16 in 1998.
And tell her this was her birthday banger.
What a change. Nothing's fine, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith. This is how I feel.
What a tune.
Natalie in Bruglia.
Get on the floor.
And torn.
You changed.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, Zara, you've never heard that song before.
I've heard it a few times.
Have you?
Okay, well, good on you, Zara.
Did you ask mum if she likes it? Yeah, mum's singing it a few times. Have you? Okay, my bad. Good on you, Zara. Did you ask mum if she likes it?
Yeah, mum's singing it in the background.
Perfect.
Good, okay.
Okay, Zara, you've done well.
Let's go to Rotata on 0800-DARLS-A-DIM.
Hi.
Hi, Rotata.
Hi.
How are you?
What have you been up to today?
I'm good.
I'm just heading to Rotorua.
Oh, lovely.
On my way to Rotorua from Hamilton.
Oh, perfect. Okay, well, all weorua. Oh, lovely. I'm on my way to Rotorua from Hamilton. Oh, perfect.
Okay, well, all we need is your birthday, mate.
Oh, no.
13th of March, 1991.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2007.
And here's your birthday, babe.
It's really good to hear your voice
Saying my name, it sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of a...
Is it 1991?
Yeah, 1991.
So you were 16 in 2007.
And this was the number one song.
We add 16, yeah.
Never wanna say...
I can picture...
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the concept.
It's been your 16th birthday, yeah.
I can picture you listening to this
as you come over the Mamakus into Rotorua.
Oh, yeah.
It's perfect.
All good.
Cheers, mate.
All good.
Wait there, Rotata.
Let's go to Sonia.
Hi, Sonia.
Hi, Sonia.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
What have you been doing today?
Just finished work and then joined the gym,
and now I'm off for a long weekend because it's actually my birthday tomorrow.
Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow.
That's exciting.
How old are you turning?
I'm going to be the lucky 37.
There she is.
So 1987.
Love it, Sonia.
It's a great age, Sonia.
I'm 37 myself.
I know, I know.
Can I just say, you joined the gym today.
Are you planning?
No, no.
I just went to class today.
Just thought I'd finish the week on a cardio class.
Oh, okay.
God.
I thought you were joining the gym.
I was going to ask you if you actually plan on going to the gym,
but you've already been, so you're one step ahead of all of us.
Takes motivation, Sonia, to go on the last kind of day of your week,
so good on you.
Yeah, that's right.
I've been telling everybody it's my Friday today.
I know why you did it too.
It's because you're going away.
It's so you can have a few more drinks and a few more bags of chippies, eh?
That's right.
Yeah, you've got to do it, Sonia.
Okay, that means you were 16,
Sonia, in 2003.
And on your birthday
in 2003, this was number one.
Oh, there's going to be
Sonia tomorrow for her birthday.
It's definitely going to be me.
There's a banger.
Oh, it's a ripper, Sonia.
And you get my vote for your birthday tomorrow.
I hate to be that guy, guys.
Can we play it?
Isn't Diddy cancelled?
Yeah, I know.
Oh, it's mostly Nelly.
It's a third P. Diddy.
God, you always play Michael Jackson in here.
Yeah, but enough time's passed.
God, we're going to have
nothing left to play.
I know.
It's okay, you can vote for it.
I'm voting for it.
Yeah, good.
Going with Sonia for her birthday.
Good.
I'm voting for Hinda,
Lips of an Angel.
For my girl, Rotata.
Claudia's going to have
to pick the winner.
What is it, Claude?
I was going to give it to Ella,
but she's got sticky orange hands at the moment.
Oh, yuck, Ella.
Make the call.
You can do it.
All three are up for grabs.
That's difficult.
Yeah, I'm going to go with Bree.
Shake your tail feather, I think.
I don't know.
Let's shake it.
Sonia's 37th birthday.
Let's ask Sonia.
Sonia, should we play yours?
Yes, absolutely.
Let's do it. I'm going to crank it right up. Let's go, baby. Happy birthday, Sonia, 37th birthday. Let's ask Sonia. Sonia, should we play yours? Yes, absolutely. Let's do it.
And I'm going to crank it right up.
Let's go, baby.
Happy birthday, Sonia, for tomorrow.
It's mostly Nelly.
Yeah, it's mostly Nelly and Murphy Lee.
In my opinion, it's just them.
That's exactly right.
Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger from 03 on ZM.
Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger from 03 on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint.
It's a birthday banger for Sonia from the year 2003.
It's Nelly and Murphy Lee and nobody else.
Bring back Nelly, I say.
Yeah.
I want a Nelly comeback.
Oh, congratulations too.
I'm pretty sure him and Ashanti just welcomed their first baby like three weeks ago.
Is Nelly with Ashanti?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
Is he?
Yeah, I think they ended up together.
Oh, that's such a love story.
That is a 2000s power couple.
That's so good.
I still would have enjoyed Hinda.
Bree and Clint.
Time to play Let's Get Classical.
ZM presents Manuka Farms Symphony in the Domain.
Classical.
Huge line-up for Manuka Farms Symphony in the Domain announced this week,
including Cyril, Example, and a brand-new symphony show,
Symphony No. 6.
We've got double passes to give away all this week
if you back the winner in Let's Get Classical. Brand new symphony show, Symphony No. 6. We've got double passes to give away all this week.
If you back the winner in Let's Get Classical.
People want these tickets and Clint, we want to win them for them.
We do.
We're two from two.
We're taking on Ella.
Hi, Ella.
Hi.
Ella, good afternoon.
Is today your day to take it out?
Yep.
I'm over it.
Are you feeling a bit shaky?
Yeah, I've had two oranges and one apple to prepare.
I'm feeling good. That's what I always like to do.
That's the vegan Red Bull right there.
Claudia, you're in charge.
Let's rip into it, shall we?
Everyone knows what's going on.
Okay, cool.
Just make sure you buzz in with your names and answer really quickly, okay?
Please answer quickly.
Do you want to jump straight into it?
Just jump straight into it.
Let's go. Straight into it. Flesh Girl.
What is it?
What is it?
I've heard this.
Ella.
Clint.
Clint. Clint.
Clint.
Clint.
Ella's in.
Physical Dua Lipa.
No.
What the fuck?
Oh, that's what I was going to say.
No, it's not.
No, that's what I was going to say.
Brie.
Brie.
Harry Styles as it was.
Oh, you're close, but no. Ella. Falling. No. Clint. Do a Harry Styles as it was Oh you're close But no
Ella
Falling
No
Do a Harry Styles song
Brie
Harry Styles golden
Well done
Yes
No
That was hard
I feel like it was slowed down
Probably
It was a lot slower
Yeah
But that's the part that gave it away for me.
I'm so proud of that one.
How are you feeling, Ella?
That's in your wheelhouse, too.
It's literally the best song from Harry.
It is, I agree.
I just ate your dinner just then.
Oh, you're going to say something else, and you did.
Absolutely.
You're still in it, Ella. You're still in it, okay? Yeah, you're still in it. You could get this one. Who were going to say something else and you did. Absolutely. So you're still in it,
Ella.
You're still in it.
Yeah, you're still in it.
You could get this one.
Here you go.
Who's going to get this one? Say so
No
Megan Thee Stallion
No
Nicki Minaj
You're out
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Doja Cat.
Say so.
Well done.
That was messy.
She left.
That was messy.
You got there in the end.
I'm over for you.
I really try not to yell in this game.
I really try.
I think you need to try harder.
I'm sorry.
It's one more.
Well done.
Well done.
Did you guys hear that song at all?
Nah.
I didn't have anything on that one.
Fair and square.
This is the tiebreaker now, okay?
Good luck, everybody.
Okay.
Bri.
Ella.
Three.
Wait.
Come on. You said answer quickly, Ella. One. No, I got it. Ella. Through. Wait. Come on.
You said answer quickly, Ella.
One.
No, I got it.
Brie.
Is that... I got it.
Diamonds.
No.
Rihanna.
It is.
The rules of the game state you can't buzz in
just to stop somebody else from answering.
Again, I would like to point out that you guys had plenty of time
to guess the songs this week.
Because you buzzed in.
No, no.
I have to say, on the first day we played this,
I can see why you were upset, but not today.
We won fair and square.
It's almost like we needed motivation to get good at this game.
Rosie, you're going to Symphony in the Domain.
Congratulations.
I've been so excited.
I've never been before.
It's amazing.
It's such a great show.
Oh, Rosie, I'm so excited for you.
You're going to want to go every year once you go once.
Yeah, I feel like it.
Thank you.
You're going to be there, mate.
Have fun. Manuka Farm, Symphony in to be there, mate. Have fun.
Manuka Farm Symphony in the Domain, 2025, the 29th of March,
in the Auckland Domain.
All the details are up at ZM Online.
Look at Ella.
She's legit sulking.
Ella, it's okay.
You've got another chance tomorrow.
I don't want to play anymore.
Yes, you do.
Bree and Clint.
And that's us.
We're done.
When we join you tomorrow, we will be live from the very fancy Horizon Hotel.
I think we're going to start the show in a deluxe suite in our robes.
Sounds delightful.
We're going to be working from Horizon.
That'll be great.
Have an excellent night, everybody.
Join us tomorrow to win more money with Celebrity Treasure Island,
more tickets to Manuka Farm Symphony in the Domain,
and more laughs and bain and more of everything.
Laughs and bants and everything in between.
Right, Clint?
That's right, Bree.
Thank you for being a friend.
Let's get out of here.
Travel down the road and back again.
Bye, everybody.
Bye, guys.
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