ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th September 2025

Episode Date: September 12, 2025

Keli Holiday plays the dancing edition of One Second Song.  The sexiest thing a man can do.  Sister Law: Episode 1.  Fridayoke - Man I Need by Olivia Dean.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Z.M's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. ZM's Bram Clint. Cheers to HBO Max, available on Neon. Oh my God. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. Zem's Brie and Clint.

Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint Friday show. God, nothing better than a Friday. Feeling am I right? Am I right? We're a big show on the way too. We're doing secret sound guesses every single hour. We're doing Friday Oki, where today we're singing Olivia Dean. And we're playing Trady versus Lady very shortly.

We sure are. Also, rumour has it. We have one half of Peking Duck on the show, Kelly Holiday, aka Adam. And we're going to debut his song that's popping off dancing too. It's blowing up on TikTok at the moment this on, isn't it? Blowing up. So yes, we'll get him in studio and have a chat. First, though.

ZM's $50,000 secret sound Friday frenzy. How is the Friday frenzy going, Lieutenant Director's Soundkeeper Brooke? Considering I'm still sat here, Clint, not great. Yeah, true. True. But hope has been there the whole time. You can't lose the hope. You can't lose the faith.

Are people giving you good guesses? Or are they guesses where you're like, How at this stage of the competition are you thinking in that direction? No, I will take my hat off to the guesses have been in ballpark. No hole punches, no staplers, haven't seen any dud guesses today. That's good. That's a good sign. Araya, it's a Friday frenzy.

If you don't get it, you'll get $100. If you do get it, you'll get $50,100. How does that sound? Yeah, sounds pretty good. Pretty good, right? Bloody good deal. Which one would you rather, Araya? You will take the 50K if I can

Yeah, yeah Unpopular opinion He's a simple man He'll settle for the 50 Okay Araya when you're ready Tell soundkeeper Brooke What this sound right here is

Oh okay I think it's the sound of opening a chocolate fish packet Opening a chocolate fish packet Yeah Have you Is it a lemon You don't like that Me

I mean it doesn't tickle my fancy Araya's guess but I'm not following it as closely as he probably is Fish have been known to show up in this season of Secret Sound I'm assuming that's where the fish came in I've just been looking at the clues actually and I think they kind of point towards it but yeah it could be wrong A chocolate fish packet

you're talking about the plastic the clear plastic packet and you kind of tear one end of it Right, Araya? Yeah, yeah, all the ones where you, like, kind of open it like a bag of chips. Yeah. Let's hear the sound? Araya, I'm ready to put you out of your misery. That's not the secret sound.

That guess went to Araya. Worth a go. Worth a go for sure. Hey, worth for the hundred bucks. Worth it today. $100 for the Friday frenzy, Araya. Congratulations. Thank you very much.

I appreciate the chance, going. You're very welcome. Thank you for playing Secret Sound with us. We appreciate you. We'll guess 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock and 6 o'clock today. I have had Intel that someone out there definitely knows it. Ooh. Someone has correctly guessed the Secret Sound online.

Ooh. Can you say when? No, I can't say when because I don't know. No, fair enough. Can you say what they're going to? guest spots? Yeah, I can actually. I'll just say that now. Okay, just turn, do you turn me on? Oh, do you hear that? You turn the soundkeeper off.

Not my intention. We'll see you at four o'clock soundkeeper brook. Wait, what time's Kelly coming in? Kelly Holiday? Yeah. 430. Are you keen? You're just going to happen to be in studio when Kelly Holiday gets here at 430. Come in a little bit early before your 5 o'clock guess. I might just do that. You might run into him. Abby Chatfield might be here too. Okay, let's get into a round of Trady versus Lady. Thank you to Neon for the secret sound.

You can binge the best at Neon.com. NZ. But right now we need one Trady and one lady, where if the Trades win, they could be within two points of taking the leads. It is close. 0,800 dials at M is the number. You could score yourself 50 bucks for a Friday.

Play Z&M's Brie and Clint. Guess at 4 o'clock today. Trady versus Lady? Oh, is that what we're doing? That's what we're doing right now. Have we not done that yet? Nah, I haven't done it. Oh.

It's Trady versus ladies. Three, two, one. Right, yo, let's get to the last game of the week. Score updates, 72 to the Trades, 75 to the ladies. Our lady is a team today. They are from Wellington. One of them is 31, and they're playing with their daughter. Welcome to the show, Dave and Mariah.

Good day, guys. Hi. How do you usually go when you play in the car? You win? Yeah, I usually play my kids at it and pretty much beat them. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Keep them in their place. It's a good sign.

You have to work together, though, today to take down our tradie from Kai Koeh, he's 40, and he has a baby due literally any moment. It could happen during this game. Welcome to the show, Aiden. Hi, Aiden. Hi, guys, how we go. First baby, Aidan? No, no.

My, second, her, third, our first. Oh, that's exciting. You got a first, a second and a third in there. Yeah, yeah. It's the whole podium. Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? Boy. He'll be a boy.

Oh, that's exciting. Well, best of luck when it does happen very, very soon. Your buzzer, Dave, Aidan rather, is Trady. Dave and Mariah, yours is Lady. The first of three correct answers is going home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, everybody. Here we go. Question number one.

Name a main character from the TV series The O.C. I have no idea. Yeah. No O.C. fans amongst us? No. Ryan, Marissa, Seth, Summer. I mean, the list goes on and on. The list goes on, but not for you guys.

No points there. Question number two. What Italian food did I create from scratch in this very... Trudy. Yes, Aidan. Nocky Nocky There we go

He's a listener We appreciate that One to the Trades Question number three Buzz in when you can tell me Who sings this David Mariah David Mariah

Ed Sharon It is Ed Sherin We are all tied up At one apiece Question number four How many main Pyramids of Geys Are known to exist

Trading Yes Aidan Oh, it's only the two, but there's lots of them. They keep going. So what are you going to go with? What number are you going to go with for the main one? Two. Dave and Mariah?

Four? Guys, we were so close. There's three main pyramids of Giza. All right, no points there. We're still one apiece. Question number five. What is the definition of a herbivore? Trady.

Yes, Aiden. Dati? Vegetables of plants. Plants. It's an animal that eats plants. Well done. Well done. That is the textbook definition of a herbivore.

We will pay that. Two to the Trades. One to the ladies. Question number six. Which of these sources is not traditionally vegan? Hoysen? Worcestershire. Wasabi.

Hayden just got in there. I think it's the Hoison sauce because that's an oyster sauce, isn't it? It's not. Dave and Mariah. The first one? The first one? The first one is hoison. That one's out.

Your options are Worcestershire or wasabi? Second one, please. Second one? Worcestershire? Yep. Is correct. All right, we're all tied up here in the seventh. This is for the win, guys.

Here we go. Starting with E, what is the process by which a liquid changes into gas? Oh, Katie. Trady. Dave and Mariah. Evaporation. She's got it. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. What a comeback, ladies. Yeah, I know you knew it. I know you knew it. You're right there, Aiden. Epic battle, guys. Very good game. That was a lot of fun.

Yeah, definitely. Good game. Good game. Fantastic game. Only one winner, though. David and Mariah, 50 bucks for a Friday. We'll get it out to you. Thank you. All done.

Up the wars, everybody. Thank you. Up the wars. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Sabrina Carpenter's latest song is popping off on the charts. You might recognise it. I get wet for you. Uh-huh.

Very catchy song. She's done it again. She has done it again. I'm into it. Very catchy pop song. But if you haven't listened closely to the lyrics, she's talking about things that men do that really do it for her

you know that really she's like oh that's a bit of me that makes me feel good and actually there's a lot of good advice for men in the song isn't there? There is some great advice I've taken some of the basic things that she has said if men do these things it makes her hot

like this first one being a responsible guy. Hot, sexy. We like that from the men, don't we? We love that. The next one. Treating me like you're supposed to do. Sexy.

Sexy. What about this one? Taking initiative. Taking a bit of initiative. You know, not having to be told, unpack the dishwasher. Sexy from the messengers. Raunchy fellas. What about this one?

Assembling a chair from IKEA? Hello. Now, we don't have IKEA, but I assume that goes for any kind of flat pack. Any flat pack will do. Just putting the furniture together. Yep. Yep. Have we got any more?

A little communication. Yes, that's my ideal for play. Stop. Communication. Communication. Oh, my God. Hello. I think she goes on to say in that one,

remembering how to use your phone. Yeah. Text me back. Oh, stop. Let me know when you'll be home. It's really the bare minimum, isn't it? Fellas. But.

Fellers. Sabrina Carpenter has set the bar so low for us. It's very low. But here's the thing is that I have to agree with her. When men do certain things, us as ladies, we find it hot. We find it sexy. And I thought this would be a great, um, platform for us to share as the ladies of the show, some of the things we think that if men

do these things, sexy. Okay, you got any examples for us? I've got a great example, washing the sheets and making the bed. Hot. Not just washing the sheets and then at bedtime, you get there and go, oh, we've got to make the bed. Yeah, not just washing the sheets and then leaving them in the washing machine for like a day or two and then having to rewash them.

Make the bed. Stop. Stop it. Claudia? For me, it's when they go to the bathroom and there's no pee on the seat on the seat. Oh, wow. Hey, what if the seat's down? Oh, my gosh.

Swoon. Swoon. Getting hot and sweet. Say list. Swo. Okay, I'm taking notes, ladies. Ella, what have you got for me? This one might be hard for you, Clint.

But I get hot and bothered when he listens to me. Sorry, what was that, I wasn't listening Oh my God Yeah, sexy from the men Do you have any you want to add? Things that men do That really get me going Yeah, they do it for you, Clint

Um What a rugby game? What about just anything Art Green does? Oh my God Oh my God Art Green breathes Clint's like, oh my God Guys, guys, guys, guys

He's not my time. You know, What's really sexy from a man is when a man says any woman. It can be any woman when he goes something, something, insert woman's name here. They are so funny. Let me try it. Let me try it so it works. Guys, have you seen Sidney's new movie?

She's so funny. Turns out not any woman. No, he's missed the point there. The listening part really went over his head, Ella. Like I told you, I wasn't. listening. Hey, should we try and put together the definitive list of things a man can do? Yeah. The low bar things a man can do that make you just...

Oh my God. What are the things? You can set it low, 0,800 dials at M or you can text us on 9-6-9-6. When a man does this, you just... Oh, yeah. I'm excited. Maybe it's your partner that doesn't. Maybe it's when your partner puts all of his dirty clothes in the washing bar.

Not buy it? Oh, nah. Dead is Franklin. He's asking, saying that when guys do these bare minimum things, she finds them very attractive. Text back, treat me with respect, use your phone,

put some flat pack furniture together. Do the dishes. Do the dishes. Oh, swoon. So we're asking you guys this afternoon. And can I do, yeah, sorry, yeah. Yeah, what is the basic mundane thing When a man does it, you're like, that's hot.

Can I just say for the fellas listening, this is good? This is good knowledge. This is good knowledge. Not only is it helpful, these things that I've heard so far. Pretty easy. Pretty easy. If you, trust me. The hardest one was Ella asking me to listen to her.

The good news is I'm not in a relationship with her, so I don't have to do that one. Thank God for that. Who said that? Let's go to Amy on our 800 dials at him. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey, guys. We're good.

How are you? we lost Amy let's put Amy on hold and come back to Amy we'll check her line luckily we've got an Amy we prepared earlier an Amy backup hi Amy too hi Amy hi hi guys what is it for you Amy the mundane basic thing if a man does this you're like that's attractive it is filling up my car I know this one and I know this one and I know the breath that I incur if my wife gets in our car, that I was the last one to drive and the fuel light comes on? Yeah, not okay.

Yeah, not okay. But, Amy, isn't it even hotter, let's say you're driving the car, you pull into the petrol station, and he goes, don't worry about this, honey, I'll fill it up. He's like, I've got this. Oh, sexy. And I'll get your coffee. And don't worry, you sit here, you stay there. And a sausage roll.

You just pop your cap and I'll do the rest. Thank you, Amy. Let's go back to original Amy. Are you with us, Amy? I'm with you. We've got you now. We want to hear it. What is it for you?

When a man does this, it just does it for you. When they walk beside you, not in front of you. Beside you and not in front of you. Why are you rushing? I'm right here. Does your partner do this to you, Amy? Oh, constantly, just disappearing off into the distance. Can I defend the men?

It's hard for us. You guys have got short little lady legs. And we've got these big long man legs, you know? I always struggle when you and I walk to the car park. And you're striding out and I'm like sprinting behind you. Thanks, Amy. That's good to know. The advice is, fellas, slow down.

Yeah. So many texts on this. There's a lot of great texts. Someone says, and I think this might be the pinnacle. And we've discussed this on the show before. If a man can cook. Mm. that is the tippity top

yeah well that is a bit that bar's a bit too high for me someone said for me it's when my man babysits his own children aka parents hot someone else said you book a babysitter and it's the father of your children

he's like when do I feed him what's my hourly right did they go the toilet by themselves someone else says I drool when my man apologises. Hot. It is hot.

Someone said, it gets me hot when he remembers my birthday. What? It also says bonus points if there's a thoughtful gift and not just some bloody hand cream. Oh my God. Your partner gets away with forgetting your birthday?

I'd be human. AKA just putting a little bit of effort in. Oh my God. It doesn't need to be much. The low bar things that your man can do that get you hot under the colour, someone said when he not only washes and dries the dishes, but they've been put away in the right place. Stop it, you know where to put him.

What about this one? I think this is a suggestion from a man. It says that my understanding is owning a good pair of forearms drives the ladies wild. you'd be correct. That's how you can tell. If you look at a man's forearms, and they've got the little veins on there, and they're just kind of like a ripped forearm.

All right, stop objectifying us. I'm just saying. Someone said, for me, when a man doesn't cheat on his partner. Oh, my God. No, well, that is really the bare minimum. Bottom of the barrel. Someone else says,

doing something without having to be told. Yeah, hot. General hygiene drives me crazy. Guys, come on. This one. When my husband gets something from the fridge and then puts it back when he's finished. Oh, that's nice. Your partner just leaves stuff that belongs on the fridge out on the bench?

What if it's like milk or mayonnaise or something? What if it's chicken? For me, when my partner takes the rubbish bag out of the bin and puts a new bag inside. Hell yeah, that might be the tippity top. Someone else said when he parallel parks specifically if he turns his body over to look over his shoulder while doing so. Even extra points if he's wearing a backwards cap.

It's getting a bit kinky now. When he unloads the dishwasher. Someone texted and said, hey guys, on behalf of your lesbian audience, For me, it's when a man just doesn't. Yep. That'll do. That's good. Yeah, that'll do, yeah.

I think people, if you wanted to take some of that on board, you're going to be doing very well this weekend. Absolutely. Dishwasher, take out the rubbish, put a bin bag in, and babysit your own children. And reverse parallel park, a car with a backwards hat and massive forearms. You're going to be Brad Pitt to any woman. ZD.N.'s, Brancl. Time for the tea. The tea.

Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Dean, what is the deal? Are we getting a Mama Mia 3 or what? Oh, my goodness. Well, we have heard some news from one of the horse's mouths. And the horse is Amanda Seafried, who we love. And, of course, is one of the stars. Have a listen to her discussing Mama Mia 3.

Mama Mia 3. Is that happening? Yeah, it is. It is. Yes, I think. I thought I read that. Yeah, you read it because we all said, yeah, definitely. But I think it's all, you know, movies like that, like big movies like that are just all about studio timing. Like, I remember they did Mamma Mia 2 instead of Wicked.

Like, they could only do one big movie at that time, and so we ended up slotting into that. Oh. That's so interesting. Oh. So it was a clash. With Wicked and Mamma Mia 3. No, Mamma Mia 2. Oh, Mamma Mia 2.

So we got Wicked later than we would off because of Mama Mia 2. Is that true, Dean, that these huge movie companies like Paramount and Warner Brothers and that can only focus on one big movie at a time? Yes, when they've got their international marketing teams and marketing budgets, they're just so intentional about what they want to spend their time and money on. So, yeah, absolutely. They were like, okay, we can spot this in a different year. and they move them around. They'll be planning things for like 20, 29. It's still blows on mine.

They plan movies that haven't even been made or even been cast. That's fascinating to me that they can only do one movie at a time though because they only appeal to certain people. Like, I'm not interested in Mamma Mia 3, but I would be interested in a new James Bond or something like that. So they can only pick one part of the audience to appeal to at any one time. Yeah, it's pretty crazy to think. Here's a fun fact.

The studio where we filmed the live, shows for Taskmaster that's on TV at the moment. Yes. Same studio that they filmed the Minecraft movie where Jason Mamoa filmed. Oh! Yeah. Out in West Auckland? Uh-huh. That's fascinating.

Buzzy, eh? That's a big studio. So Jack Black and Jason Mamoa and all these Hollywood stars were hanging out in Glenn Eden in West Auckland. They sure were. Buzzy. Yeah, crazy a. There you go. That's the T with D. McCarthy. The cases are real

And the rulings are related This is sister law Welcome to the first ever Sister Law courtroom A new segment which we devised yesterday On the back of a conversation About borrowing things And how long someone borrowed something for

And how long it's appropriate to borrow something Before you give it back And we had so many sisters texting us Saying my sister has had this for 10 years Or I borrowed this off my sister the day she got it and I have no intention of giving it back. We came to the conclusion a lot of

grey area when it comes to sisters. Correct. Hence why we're calling it sister law. Sisters have a law unto themselves and I think particularly sister to sister. Yeah. I don't know this law exists sister to brother or brother

to sister. Purely sisters. Yeah. Does sister law exist between step-sisters? Yes. Does it exist between sisters and law? I think it does. I think it does. They do vary slightly, but it exists. It's still there.

So what we're looking for in the sister law courtroom this afternoon is plaintiffs. Sisters who feel aggrieved by something their sister has done to them, taken from them, borrowed from them, said about them, or just general vibes they get from their sister. Just general things that have happened within your sister relationship. You and I will deliberate and we will come up with a verdict. We'll preside over the case. Over who is guilty and who is not guilty in the sister law courtroom. And our rulings are final.

Our rulings are final. Yes. If your sister happens to be near you and she wants to plead her case, she's welcome to. But if she's not and you don't want her to have any say whatsoever, that's also fine with us. Then she doesn't have to be involved. No, she does not.

Someone text through and said, how much time have you guys got? I've got four sisters. Oh, wow. Yeah. Get on, get in line. Get on the phones. We can probably take at least one of your sister's cases today. Yeah, this is episode one of Sister Law.

The ZDM Podcast Network. You are about to enter the courtroom of Bree and Clint. The sisters are real. The cases are real. And the rulings. are related. This is sister law. The courtroom is in session.

The next big hit. People love a bit of sister law and we're bringing that to the airwaves. You air your grievances with your sister on the Bree and Clint show and Judge Bree and Judge Clint will preside over it. We'll take all the facts into account.

We will and then we will rule. We'll give you a ruling. Whether guilty or not guilty. Welcome to Sister Law, Isabella. Hi, Isabella. Hi. Can we start with your sister's name, please, Isabella? Her name's Sophia.

Sophia. And what year roughly did this incident take place? It was around 2010. Okay, around 2010. It was a historic grievance. Okay, plead your case, Isabella. What is the issue you would like a decision on this afternoon? My sister claims that I slammed her head in the fridge at our grandmother's place.

But the fridge was old and it would just. closed by itself, and it donned her in the back of the head. And this is 15 years ago, approximately, Isabella. Yeah, which she holds on to things. Yeah, yeah. She still bring this up, Isabella. Yeah, she brought it up in the car, which is why I do. Okay, great, great, good, good, good.

Shit, this is why we're doing, Sister Lord. Just so we have all the facts. Can we just check your issue is not whether or not you did slam her head in the fridge. Your issue is that she needs to stop bringing it up because it's been 15 years. Is that correct? Isabella's issue is that Isabella's, she's innocent. She didn't do it. Her case is that it was an old fridge,

and the fridge donked her sister Sophia's head and not Isabella. Which is it, Isabella? Is it innocence or is it statute of limitations and she needs to let it go? It's a bit of both, because she's never going to let it go. So let's drive for innocence. No, I don't think we can preside over innocence because we weren't there. Why not? We weren't there.

Isabella has presented great evidence in the case, saying that it was an old bloody fridge. It used to close on its own. Well, I need to hear her say it. Isabella, did you do it? Did you slam Sophia's head in the fridge in 2010? I did not slam her head in the fridge. That checks out.

Not guilty. Isabella, can you please tell Sophia that if she has any more grievances about this particular thing to call us on 0800 dials at M? As this case She's right here She's right there Actually you didn't tell us that

Can you pass us over please Isabella So So Sof Sophie there Hello So we've heard

We've heard what's happened in 2010 Do you believe That your sister Your beautiful innocent sister Would don't your head in the fridge On purpose At your grandma's house of all places Yes

Okay Yes I do If she Can I I'm just looking for a settlement here Because we're at loggerheads If she was to accept And confess

To slamming your head in the fridge 15 years ago Would you then agree To stop bringing it up 15 years later Yeah I'll bring up the fact That she made me a dog roll instead Oh, this is complex. Sophia, we weren't privy to some of the other evidence involving you and your sister.

There's a mitigating factors. Would you be happy, Sof, if your sister, Isabella, to smooth over some of these historical cases, bought you a piece of cheesecake as a make-good? Yes. You'd accept cheesecake? Case close. Could you pass us back to Isabella for a second? Please, Sophia.

Hello. We've reached a settlement. This case can be put to bed, including the time you fed Sophia dog roll. If you promise to buy Sophia your sister one slice of cheesecake, what say you? Sure. I think that's a good deal, Isabella. Take the deal. Take the deal.

Well, we actually reached a resolution. I think we've done some good here And Isabella No more feeding your sister's Sophia dog roll, okay? Even if it's hilarious Are you Are you happy, Isabella?

Yeah Sophia, are you happy? Does she still stop mentioning it? Are you happy so? She doesn't seem to that. Yeah, she's happy. She's happy. She's happy.

Sophia said she will stop mentioning it if you buy her a piece of cheesecake. I'll buy her a piece of cheesecake. that's a good deal. We've done it. We've done it. The sister law courtroom. Case adjourned. How good. I felt like that went really well for the first guy. We have to reopen the courtroom. Oh, I was quite shocked when the dog roll situation came up, but we handled it. That evidence was not tabled in advance. We were not ready for that. But that happens in the court. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Successful round of sister law. Some allegations of leading the witness from us.

Hey, it was our first go. It's our first court case, okay? It's our first go. We'll get better at not leading the witness. We were just trying to come to a resolution in the sister law courtroom. How were we meant to know that one of the sisters fed the other sister dog role? That wasn't tabled in advance. I couldn't relate more to a sister relationship than what I just heard from those two.

Sister law. It's real. And we're bringing it back, guys. I thought we could run a bit of a test on you this afternoon. And anyone listening, actually, that enjoys coffee, a list has come out with seven tell-tale signs that you're addicted to caffeine and you're a coffee snob. Oh, okay. So these are producers.

If you want to take part, you can also join in. Here is the first one. You're on a first name basis with the coffee beans. With the beans? So you know the name of the coffee beans you like. Correct, I do, yeah. There you go. You get a point, producers?

No idea. I'm not picky. Ella? Yeah. There you go. Mark down, keep your own score. Suprimo from Atomic. There you go.

So one point H, Claudia manages to escape that one. You have a regular barista. Yep. Moie. She's fantastic too. She's so good. Claudia. Last year's barista of the year in Auckland.

Okay, Claudia escapes. She was. Yes, she's fantastic. Was she? You don't like sugar in your coffee. I hate sugar in my coffee. I hate sugar in my coffee. Am I a coffee stop?

I love sugar. It's not looking good so far. You've got three from three. Hang on. You're not married to having coffees in the morning. You'll have them any time of the day. Yeah. Correct.

I got one now. I have my coffees at 7, 10 and 3. I have one now. So that's after lunch. At 4.30. Mm-hmm. Okay, that's another point each. A dictionary is needed to decipher your coffee order.

No. No. No, very simple coffee orders first. Medium long black. Okay. Filter coffee, Myanmar beans, please. Oh, Josh, she gets the point. You get a point.

You get a point. You're five from five on four from fire. That is a point for you. What? You scoff at the thought of ice coffee. Oh. No, ice coffee has a time and a place. Agree.

Ice coffee in summer is elite. Yeah, it can be a bit thick, so it depends on the milk, but yeah. Ice coffee with cream, however. I enjoy an ice coffee with cream. Do you? Yeah, but I prefer my ice coffee black. Yeah, me too. Right.

No cream, no milk. Once you go black. Okay. You have an intimidating aura, meaning that coffee snobs usually think that they're better than the rest of us. Hell no, you do. No, you tell us. Yeah. Do we have an intimidating aura?

Do we feel like we're better than you? I don't think so. That's good. That's good. We are better than her, though. She gets a quarter strength mocker cheese. Yuck. Hey, quarter strength

Machinichinos have their place. Why don't you just have a fluffy? Yeah, you're a baby. Hey, I have another coffee order which is a quarter shot cappuccino extra chocolate. I've heard enough. Ah, that's it.

Oh, that's it. That's all of them. That's the seven. I think I got four out of seven. I think you got more than four. Maybe five. Five. I got five.

Yeah, right. I got zero. I'm the best. You don't drink coffee. Sometimes. You're a decaf girl. Shut up. Cordia just trying to be involved.

You should try. Doesn't even drink coffee and she's like, could I be a coffee snort? You should try a quarter shot Mokicino. They're really young. Too strong for me. Oh my God. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. You may know our next guest as one half of Peking Duck.

He's here today on his own with a solo project. Please welcome Adam Hyde, aka Kelly Holliday. There is. Thank you for having me. Instant goosies, as soon as this song comes on, mate, dancing too. Every time I hear it, it's blowing up, it's connecting with people. How are you feeling? I feel elated.

I feel very, very joyous, and I'm waking up, crying happy tears. It's like these videos people are making to this song. It's just absurd at this point. It's beautiful. It's a strange new world, right? Where obviously the art is the art and the song is the song, but it's having its own life within TikTok at the moment. moment and then people reinterpret it and it becomes a trend and these sort of songs can change

artists lives these TikTok moments right yeah yeah it's funny it's kind of like a fragile thing from my end of the deal you know as far as I'm concerned I just wrote a little song yes and then the people have kind of taken the ball and ran it down the field and I'm into that you know there's like it's an all-encompassing thing now people beating cancer babies being born people getting married nature videos yeah random things and it's like Like, all right. Because you can't control what people choose to do with that and what the trend becomes.

You'd have to be pretty happy with the outcome of this one. Bloody wholesome trend. Well, it's funny. You know, I think all artists, whether they want to admit it or not, want their music to be carried throughout this new viral era. Yes. And in one way or another.

And you can't orchestrate it. You know, you can't sit down and plan, here's what we're going to do. People are going to make videos of this. It's like, you can try. It doesn't feel orchestrated, though, either. You can tell when a song has been put out to be a TikTok sound, right?

This song, if people don't know you date Abby Chatfield and this song you wrote about her and your relationship with her, it's a love letter to her essentially. It actually was a love letter, like it started as a love letter. Really? Yeah, right. Are you afraid that you've set the bar too high

for other men? A guy said that to me actually. At a show the other night he said, oh man, you've ruined it for us. What are you doing to us, mate? And I was like, step your game up, kid. You know, what's wrong with you? Are you worried you sit the bar too high for yourself?

Because, I mean, you've got anniversaries and birthdays to come forever and ever and always. I'm just getting started, baby. Don't worry. It's fun. It's pretty special your guy's relationship. I follow you and I follow Abby. And it's pretty special to see such a beautiful connection online, you know. And when I watch videos of you and her, it's so genuine and it's so real.

And so I'm not surprised at all That you've written a song like this And that it's connecting with people in that way It's funny I'm quite surprised that it came out Exactly how I wanted it to come out Because you can write a million songs And have a million ideas

And very rarely does it land where you want it to As far as the final product And I remember holding the microphone in the studio As I was about to sing it And I was terrified Because I'd written this poem And I'd written the music And it was all there

And I was like, I don't think I can do this emotion That I feel about it justice From my voice But once I did and we got a cook And it was like, I'm happy with that, you know And the rest is up to whoever It was initially just made for Abby

I just wanted to play it A gift saying thank you to Abby Because I've learned so much from that woman And then I played it for her And then kind of listened to it again I was like, oh, this has got something, you know And then we put it out And then now it's that's something

It's taken off We're talking to Adam, aka Kelly Holiday At the moment about this song dancing to And this project in itself I was on your Instagram today and I saw you put up a video of performing this song live for the first time.

Was that in New Zealand? Was that in Christchurch? Yeah, in Alto Ro, at Christchurch. That's the first time you performed it live? First time. And that's when I really realized like, oh, because, you know, my perspective of the song is like what you were saying.

It's a love letter, which is a very intimate thing and that's a beautiful thing. But that was the first time I felt the effect that other people might feel. You know, everyone was in tears. We played it twice back to back. Yeah. And everyone was just screamed.

and crying. I was like, this is like a movie scene. I've never felt anything like that in my life. The video is crazy. Yeah, the video is wild. That was just a little bit of it too.

There were other moments where like, you know, shout out Christchurch. Shout out Dan Carter. But yeah. Shut out of Dan Carter. General, I think, you know, playing in Altaro is,

it's always been a real gift and a joy. Christchurch goes hard too. They do. And they turn up, you know. They always go hard. They go so hard. They really turn up for people and they're there. I'm worried about

setting the bar too high for people that haven't heard the song yet and we are going to play the song and if you haven't heard it's very fresh so you'll get to maybe hear it for the very first time and I don't want to set that bar too high but our boss Ross boss said to us yesterday we said you were coming in and he goes oh dancing too and we said yeah and he goes song of the summer yeah he did he said song of the summer that's big the first time I heard this song mate and I was saying to you off air the first time I heard it which was a few weeks ago now it's one of those songs for me it happens where If I listen to a song, first time I hear it,

I instantly love it and connect with it. And I said to our music girl, Pixie, I was like, you need to add this to the playlist. Wow, that means a lot, thank you. Yeah. Because to me, it's not an immediate song. You know, that's why I'm quite surprised. It's not a conventional pop song.

It goes for four and a half minutes, I think, more. There's a very long song by today's standards. Yeah, and there's no chorus. It's just, the arrangement isn't a pop arrangement. Yeah. But it is a pop song, you know. Yeah. We're going to play it, and I reckon we need to lower the expectation.

Oh, no, no, yeah. It's a piece of it. A piece of trash A piece of hot trash That's all right Worst thing he's ever done Yeah Just go in the bend

It's no Timomatic It's all right As far as Ozzy songs go about Timomatic There's no justice crew We have tickets to your show Which is tonight At the tuning fork

Yeah Can you stick around And help some people Win those tickets I would love to Kelly Holiday's going to play The One Second Song Challenge Against Bree

Oh no Next And to win these tickets You need to pick The winner on the text Machine so you can text Kelly or Bree to 96-96

nine six right now. Just keep in mind that he's a musician with a very good musical ear and I am not so I would encourage you to back him and not me. No, no, back her. You do this every week for a job so.

Yeah. Just because I get paid for it doesn't mean I'm any good. Play ZDems, Bree and Clint. It's called Dancing 2 and he's in the studio with us right now. He sure is. Feedback on the text machine someone's saying, oh my ovaries, that voice is

nice. Oh, my ovaries is incredible. I'm going to get that tattered. Isn't that high praise? What a beautiful compliment. That is. Thank you. Someone said songs got a bit of Neil Diamond to it.

I like that. I like that too, yeah. Somebody said Neil Diamond. It's got a bit of Nick Cave to it. Nick Cave, Tom. Somebody said Tom Jones. I was like, that's cool. Tom Jones.

But Neil Diamond, I was like, that's legit. It's got a bit of joy division to it. Yeah, you know. It's got a bit of Interpol. It's got a little bit of LCD sound system. You get it. I really like you, man. I think you're on to a winner there.

Thank you, man. I appreciate that. We have tickets to your show to give away. Are you ready to play the one second song challenge? I was born to play the one second song. Let's do it. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Usually me versus Bree. Today, you, Kelly Holiday versus Bree. What we do is we play songs from the start. And you need to buzz in with your name. Yeah.

And tell us what that song is first. Okay? If you do, you get a point. and the first person to get three songs is going to win the game today. We need... Oh, things are getting serious. We need... Jesus, what's your main source of protein?

Beef. Grass-fed New Zealand beef. Man is built like a brick shit house. We need artist and name of song. Artist and name of song. We need both, okay? Today, to celebrate the track, Dancing 2, all of these songs are songs with dance.

or dancing in the title. Okay. Okay, those are your parameters. That's a little bit of a hint. Someone who is texting the name of the winner, either Bree or Adam Kelly, is going to win two tickets to your show at The Tuning Fork tonight.

Beautiful. Are you ready for the first song? Let's go. Don't take it easy on me because I'm not taking it easy. First song with dancing in the title. What is it? Great.

I want to dance with somebody, Whitney Houston. One of my all-time favorite artist. to get that one. Dude, that was so quick. Do you understand the lightning fast nature of the game now? Well, now I get it. It's quick. Don't wait because I'm not waiting.

Doesn't take it easy on the guests. Yeah. I mean, I haven't slept. It sounds like you've had like ten coffees. You just started getting into the beat. How many do you need to get to win? Three. Three.

Three. Song number two with dancing in the title. Kelly. As you said You're holding back I said Shut up and dance with me Shut up and dance with me by

I don't know Jonas Bros Oh man I wish No I'm joking I know who it is Yeah It's shut up and dance with me Yes

By Yeah Wark Jonas Brothers Walk Walk in the park On the moon On the moon

He's going He's got You're never back Just keep your eyes on me Shut up and dance Walk the moon That's a What?

1-0 in The Great Songs About Dancing One Second Song Challenge. Okay, we're on here. We're on. Song number three. Name of the song and name of the artist. Kelly. Mm-hmm. Kelly Holiday Dancing 2.

Never heard of it. Damn. Right, shit. I need to pick up my game here. 2-1, match point. Songs were. the dancing in the title. Great.

Dancing on my own. Mm-hmm. You know it. You know it. Come on. You don't know it. He knows it. Who's it boy? Who's a boy? Who's a bye? Think, think, think, think. It's boy.

I'm going to give you three. Two. One. Cheryl Cole. For the steel. Robin. Oh! I do that turn.

And that's the win. Someone of us text Adam or Kelly to 9696 has got two tickets to see you tonight at the tuning fork. Amazing. Let's make it four. Make it four. Four tickets. Four tickets. How good.

See you there. Maybe see you tonight at Abby's show in Takapuna as well. Yeah. It's making the most of his time in Al-Teroa in New Zealand. Kelly Holiday, great to see you, ma'am. Thank you. It's always a pleasure. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, Rhian Clint's Friday Hokie! On a scale of 1 to 10, how nervous are you to hear your Olivia Dean? You know, there's some weeks where I'm like, I'm not looking forward to hearing it, but it'll be okay. This week, I'm really dreading it

because I think it's going to be quite cringe. I was worried about my Ellie Goldie. last week. But this is different. This is different. At least with the Ellie Golding one, you had like some Calvin Harris duff, duff behind it.

Olivia Dean is just pure vocals. There's nowhere to hide. It really isn't. Us singing Olivia Dean to celebrate her New Zealand show being announced this week. We're going to do her new track Man I Needs. Another song that's blowing up

on TikTok at the moment. Blowing up on the top. If you've never heard of it, Fridayoke we've both been into the booth we've done our best cover with our professional producer he's made it sound as good as possible and you guys once you've heard both

will help us pick the winner of Friday Oake It's just gonna rip the band-aid off mate I picked it so I'll go first Here's my It's gonna be fine, it's gonna be good You're gonna be great It's gonna be great It's gonna be really good

It's gonna be super good It's gonna be surprisingly good It's gonna be perfect Here's my Olivia D Good luck Oh, that's the wrong button. Talk to me, talk to me. Oh.

That's good, it's good. Talk to me, talk to me. Looks like we're making up the last time. Need you to spell it out for me. Bus and over on all nights. It's like a type of alchemy. I can come and start right in A satellite and even that far

I kind of wonder where you already know I can leave it alone You're on my mind Already gave you the time and the place So don't be shy Just come be the man I need Tell me you got something to give I want it

I gotta like you when you call me wonderful Whatever the type of talking is Come on then I gotta know you're meant to be the man I need Talk to me Talk to me

I I loved it I think that was maybe For me One of your best I appreciate you saying that. I think you did a really good job. And that's coming from someone who I know how hard that song is to sing.

Because I've tried. You've done it. And I think you crushed this week. I appreciate that. And at its moments, which made me... And I think we don't need to play mine. I think we just live in this moment. No, I want the opportunity to give you the same kind of support.

I wish I had to win first. And then, you know, at least. These people are like, oh, it's hard. We need you guys to hear both so you can correctly pick the winner of Fridayoke this week, Olivia Dean. This is a come and go will for me. Here's Breeze Man I need. Talk to me, talk to me. Talk to me, talk to me.

Looks like we're making up for last time. Need you to spell it out for me. Bossanova on all night It's like a type of alchemy Introduce me to your best friend I can come and slide right in A satellite ain't even that far I kind of wonder where you are

Already know I can leave it alone You're on my mind Already gave you the time and the place So don't be shy Just come be the man I need Tell me you got something to give a warning I kind of like it when you call me wonderful Whatever the type of talk it is

Come on then I gotta know you're meant to be the man I need Talk to me Talk to me Mm-hmm, yeah. Oh. Olivia Breen. I am pretty happy.

I mean, not as good as yours, but at least it wasn't terrible. I think it did a great job. Anybody who doesn't think that's a hard song to sing doesn't know anything about singing, because she's a very good singer. Oh, she's ridiculous. Yeah, happy. Someone said, you both sounded like dying cats. I started reading that like it was going to be a compliment,

and then it wasn't. Oh, hey, we're about to throw the fine lines open. Do not call for secret sound. That's not until 6 o'clock. I'm going to open these right now for people who want to vote on the winner of Friday Oakey them. Zid is Franklin. Friday Oaky! We are doing a Friday Friday Oki, where this week we took on Olivia Dean's Man I Need.

My Olivia Dean sounded like this. Just come be the man I need. And Breeze, Olivia Dean, sounded like this. Just come be the man I need. That was the worst bit, can I just say? That was the worst bit. Come on, don't judge us off that. Someone on the text machine said,

just wondering who retunes the auto tune after you guys use it. That's not our job. That's not our problem. We don't worry about that. We actually go through an auto tune machine a week doing this segment. We managed to burn it out.

Yeah. We blew a couple of them up. Someone said, thanks, guys. That made my three-year-old cry. Was they happy tears? Happy tears, I imagine. And then someone said, great, I just went deaf listening to that. Right.

In a good way. Lost my hearing because of that. Sienna is here to vote in Friday Oki. Hi, Sienna. Hi, Sienna. Hi. Did you like our Fridayokies this week? Yeah.

That's a good sign. And whose did you like the most? Bree. Brie. Thanks, Sienna. You have an excellent weekend. See you, Sienna. See ya.

Love you, bye. Bye. Bye. Dylan's here to vote. Hi, Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hey, guys.

How are you? You a fan of Olivia Dean, Dylan? Um, oh, yeah, she's not too bad of a singer. You're fan of me and Bree doing Olivia Dean, Dylan. Oh, Dylan. Yep, I am actually. Yeah, Les. It's a no comment.

Who are you going to vote for, Dylan? Go on, let it on us. I'm going to vote. the vote for you, Clint, this week. Thank you, Dylan. 1-0. We appreciate it. Let's go to Victoria on 0800 dial Z-M.

Hi, Victoria. Up the wares. Up the waz, Victoria. Keep the faith. Bree, Passmaster. Love you. You are so hilarious. Love your fashion.

I love how nice you are to Paul. And my vote tonight goes to Brie. There she is. Stop it, Victoria. You made my day. You're the headmaster of vibes, Victoria. You are. That was such a nice call.

It's Friday. It's Friday. Thank you, Victoria. That was lovely. It's 2-1. Edison's going to vote. Hi, Edison. Hi, Addison.

Hello. Who are you voting for, Addy? I'm going to vote for Clint. You've kept him in it, Addison. I appreciate it. Thank you, Edison. And I think that's the right vote, personally. I'd be voting for you this week.

You have a great weekend, okay? See, Addison. You too. Bye. Hi. We're at Tybreak. We sure are. And it's all down to Emily.

Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. You have the power, my friend. You are going to choose the winner of this whole damn thing. Before you vote, what did you think of our Olivia Deans? I have to say, people being like really, really mean. I listen to this almost every week.

And I do have to say, for both of you, this is probably one of the best I've heard. We will take that, Emily. I mean, auto tune is the real MVP. Well, like, I get these auto tune, but I don't think it was, like, that bad. Yeah, well, if you listen every week, you know what you're talking about. So we will take that compliment. You are an expert in this. And we will bank it.

We will not look a gift horse in the mouth. And you are going to pick the winner of Fridayoke this week. Who's it going to be, Emily? I think I have to agree with Bree, and I think Clint's was better. I think that's the right decision. Just come be the man I need. I agree, Emily. And we appreciate you listening every week.

We'll see your same time, same place next week. Awesome. Have a great weekend. Bye, mate. Oh, maybe with that. It was surprisingly not as cringe as I did think it was going to be. Still cringe. Still cringe.

Still cringe. Still cringe. It's not as cringe. Yours was good. Very good this week. Thanks for all your votes and your texts, everybody. Friday Oki returns in a week. Z-Ns, Brian and Clint.

All I want to my birthday, to the birthday banger. Right, yo, let's do your birthday bangers for a Friday. It's the number one song when you turn 16. That is your birthday banger. Hayden is up first. Cura, Hayden. Hi, Hayden. What's that?

What's that? What's on for the weekend, Hayden? A couple of quites. That's what a guy who's about to drink his body weight and beer says. Yeah. Yeah. You're watching the sport this weekend, Hayden, and chilling with the boys? Yeah, it'll be warriors till the end.

Then the all-blank. They're absolutely Hayden. And then are you going to stay up and do a live black ferns as well? Screw it, why not? Yeah, go on, Hayden. Go on, mate. Sounds like a bloody ripper of a weekend. What is your day to birth?

So 16 April 91. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007. And we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Oh yeah? Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me. It's a banger from Timberland and Nellie Fittato. Give us the Warriors win this weekend is what we want it.

That's what we want. That's what we want. Up the wards, Hayden, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Danny. Hi, Danny. Hi. Plans for your weekend, Danny? Just hanging with a family mainly this weekend.

Nothing. Nothing too much. Watch the rugby. Yes, that's what we like to hear. Danny, what is your birthday? 10th of March 1995 All right

That means you were 16 and 2011 On the 10th of March 2011 This was at the tippity top It's not about the money Money Money We don't need your money

Money We just want to make the world Throwback from Jesse J Price tag Are you into it, Denny? It's okay It's all right No

No But it's all right Not bad But Danny hates it. Listen to her voice. She's disgusting. Couldn't have got much worse, could it, Danny? Couldn't have got much worse for Daddy?

I was expecting better. Daddy's like, yeah, I spit on that crack from Jitzy Jay. Thanks, guys. You've ruined my weekends. Thanks a lot. Sorry, Danny. Wait there, Danny. Last one's for Colty.

Hi, Colty. Hi, Colby. Colby. Colby, yeah, they put you in as Colby. Colby. I was like, Colty's not a name. Colby?

Colby. Like Colby Calais? Like the cheese. Like the cheese. Oh, Colby Calle. I hope you get her for your birthday banger. Oh, God, I'd imagine if you get Colby Kelly. Well, that'd be nice.

That would be nice. Let's see what you do get. What is your date of birth? The 21st of April 1986. All right. That means you were 16 in 2002. We're hoping for bubbly. Colby Calais.

Not to be, but Ashanti's pretty bloody good, too. That is a good song. It's a great song. It's a real 2002 vibe as well. Yes. I love Ashanti. Her and Nelly just recently had their first baby. So you've been saying.

The true love story. Did you know that, Colby? I did not. Yeah? This year they had their first baby. Okay, wait there, Colby. We're going to choose between Ashanti, Jesse J, and Timberlands.

I've got to go with my boy Up Dawaz Hayden and a bit of give it to me, Timberland, that's where my vote's going. Me too. Yeah, that's a Friday vibe. Hayden, can we get a massive Up the waes because you just won birthday banger?

Up the war! Uptawars! Uptawaz! Keep the faith. From 2007, here's Hayden's birthday banger on ZM. ZM's Brean and Clinton. It's a podcast.

I want to see you good about it So give it to me Give it to me Give it to me Timberland Nellie Fittato and Justin Timberlack

I forgot he was in there too That's give it to me It's a birthday banger for Hayden Up the Waz from 2007 Taking out Jesse Jay And Ashanting this afternoon Oh

What about Danny uproar Over her birthday bang She was absolutely gutted To get Jesse Jay Prize tag She couldn't even hold back No

She was like She was seething. You could tell it was through her teeth when we were like, do you love it? And she was like, I was hoping there was nothing else. I hate her. I hate so much. She would have loved this, though. Who wouldn't?

Who doesn't like this song? Claudia, what year did this song come out? Colby Kelly Bubbly? Because Colby, I'll call her. She was 16 in 2002, but she got a shanty. I reckon it would have been 02. I feel like it's close. Weirdly.

I would have said the same, 07. What? Oh, 7! Yeah, what? This came out the same year as that Timberland song. Oh, yeah. What a year for music? This was big on Sing Star, wasn't it?

Have we done this for Friday, okay? Oh. People don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear that. I'm giving myself the ick just thinking about it. Can you count me in? The ZDM Podcast Network I want to talk about the world's most common birthdays

and the reason I want to talk about it now is because today is one of them. Oh! Yes. September the 12th is the third most common birthday. Mm-hmm. In the world. We're talking in the world.

The day after 9-11? Yes. But it has nothing to do with 9-11, obviously. Well, it does. It's day after. No, but it has nothing to do with why. it's the most common birthday, the 12th. Oh, I see.

You have to go nine months before September the 12th. Yeah, yeah, okay, I understand that works. The top six most common birthdays, number five is September the 10th. Number four is September the 17th. The third is September the 12th. The second most common birthday, September the 19th. And the first most common birthday in the world is September the 9th.

And obviously... 9-11. It's not hard to do the math on why these are the most common birthdays You go back nine months We've got Christmas and we've got New Year's Ah, of course Makes a whole lot of sense

The thing I want to talk about Though Is I've looked up what the sixth Most Common Birthday is Because if you look at the top 10 most common birthdays They're all around that time in September Yeah, okay And if you go back, obviously nine months

We know why the most sixth most common birthday it's the only one that i believe isn't in september and it's on july the seventh oh and i thought as a team we could go back nine months from july the seventh yeah what is that date nine months from july the seventh november no what nine months before we should have worked this out beforehand Someone will work it out. Ella, what do you think it is? What's the month again?

July, which is the seventh month. So you go back seven and you take another two. November the whatever's. October 7. October 7th. Yeah, nine months before July 7th is October 7th. So what is on October 7? That means people are going to be.

Spooky season is getting upon us. Spring. And Halloween's at the end of October. We're a few weeks out from that right now. And of course it's never exactly nine months, is it? That's why those birthers are dotted around September. So it's kind of... NRL grand final?

She's hit the NRL on the head there, ladies. One of my daughters is born on July 11th. There you go, pretty close. So what was I doing in October? Yeah, think back. 2018. Pretty bloody close. I wonder if anyone on the text machine can help us out.

Do you know of any special... Like, is there a long weekend? When is the Labor Day long weekend? Yeah, end of October. The end of October. But this is the global. Yeah. This is global.

So it's got to be something that happens worldwide. So America and all of that side of the world, they're getting into, what, autumn? Yeah. So they're getting cozy. Yeah. Maybe they're getting a little bit cozier because summer you don't like to cuddle your partner in bed, right? Because it's too hot. Is it right?

So maybe it's like, oh, hey, babe, it's kind of cold. I haven't seen you in a while. You're saying it's like the perfect temperature. Maybe. If we're thinking of the other half of the world. But even for us, though, I would have to agree because we're moving. because we're moving into spring. Someone said it's all the people who gave birth in September

finally doing it again after giving birth. So they've had a little window. That could be what it is. Post birth and then they get pregnant again straight away afterwards. It's up to the individual. You'd hope it'd be a few, you know, long enough. Six months a year at least, don't go near me. You can get pregnant straight away though.

I don't care. No, I know. Stay away from me. But the doctor tells you that. As you're leaving hospital, they say, Obviously, do what you want, but just so you know, you can get pregnant again right now. Because some people think you can't get pregnant for a bit. Maybe it's because I wouldn't want anyone to come near me for a year until I can forget.

I would start hissing at people if they touch me. Some people don't want people to come near them ever again. That's fair enough. I've seen the video. Particularly the person who did that thing to them in the first place. That is fair enough. Anyway, if you have one of the most common birthdays, now you know why. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. You, common as muck. Merry Christmas to your parents. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.