ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 13th April 2021

Episode Date: April 13, 2021

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Hello and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Producer Ben is back in the room. A round of applause. Yes. Kim Crossman still in town and producer Anastasia is also here. Hello. Rocking from side to side in the producer's booth, killing it. How's everyone feeling? Highs and lows of the day? High? Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Are you on the right mic? Your microphone volume. Yeah.

Oh, now we can't hear you at all. Hello. Hi. There you go. My high was Ben being back. Oh, cute. You suck up. And my low was Kim being back. Ben!

That is a sick burn. I'm kidding. It's the other way around. I didn't like that. I'm done. Just kidding. It's good to have you back. Did you have a nice break?

Yeah, it was good. Had a romantic getaway. Yeah, we had a romantic getaway up north. Glamping. Yeah, it was nice. Where was it up north? Near Dargaville, actually, where we've been before. Oh, we had a romantic getaway up north. Glamping. Yeah, it was nice. Where was it up north? Near Dargaville, actually, where we've been before. Oh, yeah, Dargaville, yes.

Very close to there. We went a little bit out. It was nice. And the nature. Was there an outdoor bath? Yep. Yeah, nice. That's my one thing I look for in a glamping experience, outdoor bath.

And a shower. Or toilet. Yeah, this one had a proper flush toilet No I like to Compost I like the long drop Okay well I love a long drop

I love a long drop There's nothing quite like that Why is your mic so quiet? I'm sorry There's nothing quite like that I'm sorry It's well yeah I've still got a lot to learn

The wind on your butthole Is that what you were going to say? When I was away filming for the TV show, we had to go to this one filming spot where it was a camping kind of situation and I went to the toilet and it was a long drop and

you know, one minute I had the wind blowing on my rectum hole and then next minute I was filming a television show and I thought, you know what, TV is glamorous. It is, yeah. It doesn't sound glamorous at all. TV is anything but glamorous.

It's really hard work. I don't know how you do it all the time, Kim. I'd love to do it all the time. Unfortunately. Oh, no. Kim, we can burn you, but don't burn yourself. No, no. Come on. You've got to back yourself.

No, TV's not really glamorous at all. And often if you do need to go pee or anything, it's always inconvenient. Wardrobe have to be involved. Sound department have to be involved. Have you ever done a, like dropped a massive deuce and you've realised your microphone's still on? No, I couldn't. I couldn't do it at work.

Wait, you don't do poos at work? Ever? I couldn't. Fair. How constipated are you? Is that the same for everyone else in the room? No, I've done it at work. Yeah, I was going to say.

Produce Anastasia? If you had to, you would. Try to avoid it at all costs. Nah. I think good. You've got to go. You've got to go. You can't hold it in.

I'm not. Yeah. I also hike over to the other ones that no one uses. Oh, yeah. If I were to do that. Wait. Oh, you go to the secret one. Well, yeah.

Oh, past flavor. Here at work. Yeah, over near flavor. I don't go through flavors because they know what I'm doing. So you go fully. What, you do a poo outside? Oh, my God. Well, there you go.

We learned something about her. Just to clarify. I loved a long drop. You love, that's a very long drop. That's the toilets where they caught those people that time. Who got caught? Haven't you heard that story? What? So there's a gym that's kind of near our work and then apparently they're actually public toilets those ones no so

the ones on the other side because that's public toilets for all the restaurants yeah really yeah all the restaurants those where the lifts are yeah those are so they they back up to the the vietnamese and stuff for a shot oh no, no, not that one. The other one. Yeah, they're public toilets. And apparently. You got me on the door. No, but because they back up to, you know how there used to be a bar there down that little lane? I don't know. There's all restaurants and stuff.

The Asian place. Anyway, who got caught? So apparently a rendezvous point for people from the gym. Why don't they just go to the gym toilets? Because I don't know. Because they're doing it in secret, obviously. Well, I don't know. I just heard that security caught some people one time or

there was, yeah. Have you ever had a public bathroom rondy? Like, I never walk into a bathroom. I've never had the urge where I'm like, this is it. I've never had the urge where I'm like, this is it. This feels right. I've never felt more sexy than in this grotty.

Do you want to hear something foul? What did you say, Gowan? Oh, sorry. Do you want to hear something foul? What? Do we? I know. I don't know.

Do you? No, I do. Not really. Always. This is a 50-50. I know someone who has done something in a port-a-loo. Oh, yeah. Very hot in a port-a-loo. Not me.

I would never. I hold my breath and get in and out as fast as one can. You know, producer Ben put his hand all the way into a port-a-loo one time at a music festival. So this is the story. We're at this full, busy music festival where people were lined up and we all went to the toilet. So then he comes out and he goes,

I think I dropped my phone down the port-a-loo. And then I was like, anyway, it doesn't matter. And then five minutes later I was like, I'm going to go back. And he went back so someone else could have used it. Shoved his hand down the port-a-loo toilet, ripped out a turd and... No, I didn't. That part's not true. That part is not true. I put my hand in it So someone else could have used it I'll throw up Shoved his hand down the portaloo toilet Ripped out a turd No I didn't

That part's not true That part is not true It was only water It was pretty Pretty unbelievable Was it water? It was water It was clean

It wasn't You'd just been in there So you got That's the phone right there Yuck Nah this is the work one I know but it was a joke I haven't actually told Britt that story

And she's using that phone Surely she's heard that story I would have thought Surely Anyway We have to go So That was some good sharing

I'd say Portal of Hookups is pretty normal though Gross No it's not Pardon me It's definitely normal Have you I'm not talking about myself I was talking about something before

And I got straight up by this whole chat Festivals and stuff Like you see it all the time All normal. Have you? I'm not talking about myself. Have you, though? I was talking about something before, and I got straight up buzzed. Festivals and stuff, like, you see it all the time. All the time. Have you seen it? Huh? Have you seen it? No. Like, I've seen them go into portaloos, and then they're just like, shakes a lot.

Oh, shake it. Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. But what are they? Boom, shake, shake, shake the room. There's got to be a little splashing that would be happening. Tick, tick, tick, tick, poo. Okay. I think we should end it there.

This is the music I was trying to find earlier for a part in the show you were listening to. Is this Pink Panther? No, what? Oh, no, sorry. No, it's not. No, it's Barry White. You go into the portal. He looks at you.

You look at him. The smell of sanitiser fills the air. It's pungent. You take your clothes off. Struggle, though. I didn't reckon taking clothes off. Down around your ankles. And then one of you drops a massive poo in the toilet

because that's the only thing you should be doing in there Kim Crossman, a pleasure as always Hopefully we get to hang out again soon We do have to go because I think you have to pick up these calls, is that right? Oh yep, I believe so I'll turn your mic off And we'll catch you tomorrow Clint will be back tomorrow

And I'll be listening Like the rest of you guys And watch out for Kim on all of her socials At Kim Crossman. And movies, she's got a TV show that she's starring in coming out soon. We did do this dance last week. I could replay that. You can.

But, I mean, I'm figuring there's so much stuff she's involved in. The Creamery. Yeah, Monday. Very cool plot line in that show. I've seen that. Lots of milking. Lots of milking of men. Yeah.

And that's exactly what it is. That's actually true. That's the premise of the show. All the men are dying off in the world and they have to milk them for their semen. That's what it is. I'm interested in watching it. There you go. There it is.

We will catch you tomorrow. See you later. See you. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?

Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Right now. Hello, New Zealand. Happy Tuesday. Kim Crossman is joining me again today. Welcome back, Kim. Thank you for having me. Clint will be back tomorrow, but it's a joy having you in again today.

Producer Ben is back. He's on the keys. He's on the buttons. Back from holiday. Back from holiday. You look refreshed. Do I? Yeah.

I look tanned. Yeah. Oh, that's weird. I stayed inside for like eight days. You were on a glamping trip. Yeah, a glamping trip. With your missus. Yeah, it was great, actually. It looked lovely. Yeah, that's weird. I stayed inside for like eight days. You were on a glamping trip. Yeah, a glamping trip with your missus. Yeah, it was great actually. It looked lovely.

Yeah, it was really nice. Very fancy. And all I've been doing while you've been away is I bought this tiny microphone. Right. Is that the one you're using now? No. Surely we can plug that. Leave that with me.

Can you plug this in? Yeah, of course we can. That that with me. Can you plug this in? Yeah, of course we can. That'd be awesome. I could plug it in right here. Yeah, that will work. Do we want to do this live? Oh, no. It's a boy-to-boy connection.

Leave that with me. Okay, I'll leave that with you. If you can get that sorted, that'd be great. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, go online, type in Tiny Microphone. It's a great time. Let's do Tradeie V. Lady. Free and Cleanse.

Tradie versus Lady. All right, guys. Here we go. $50 on the line. All you have to do is beat your opponent in a trivia-based quiz. At the moment, the Lady is sitting on 30 points. The Tradie is sitting on 21 wins for the year. Kim Crossman is our trivia queen.

Yes. I believe it was the most amazing exceptional trivia master. I'm going to call you the trivia gatekeeper for now. So you need to get through, Kim. What am I, the bouncer? Come on in. You're allowed. You'd be the worst bouncer ever.

If you want to play, 0800 DIAL ZM. But right now, Lasting Lover, Sag Come on, Em. You're allowed. You'd be the worst bouncer ever. If you want to play 0800DIALZM, but right now, Lasting Lover, Sagala on ZM. I don't know. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. The tradies versus the ladies.

$50 on the line in this trivia-based quiz where you go head-to-head against someone else. First to three correct answers wins. For the tradies today, he's 36. He's from the Tron and he's never broken a bone. It's Dave. G'day, Dave. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate.

How's the Tron? Oh, it's not too bad. I'm actually in Poteru today, but heading back soon. Lovely. Have you almost broken a bone or just never broken a bone? Oh, never broken a bone, but I've jumped off plenty of cliffs with my snowboard, so it's kind of not really feasible that I haven't. Yeah, nice, Dave.

180s. All right, for the ladies today, it's Rosalie. She's 28, and she wants to get into roller derby this year. Welcome to the game. Hey. Hey. Rosalie, what makes you want to get into roller derby? I've always wanted to do it and I really need to get a bit fitter.

So my mates are doing it and they managed to get me to go to tryouts this week. I love that. It's brutal. Do you have a costume? Yeah. Yeah, I'm a very physical person. So I love the physical sport. Yeah, you do.

I'd love to come watch. Whereabouts are you doing that? I'm in Tauranga and tryouts are on the mountain. Oh, nice. Awesome. Well, good luck with that and good luck with this. Guys, Rosalie, your buzzer is lady and Dave, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you know the answer.

First to three correct, win. All right, so question number one. It is on Spotify to date. Is it A, Ed Sheeran, B, Beyonce, or C, Eminem? Ladies. Rosalie's in. Eminem? Ladies. Rosalie's in. Eminem? No, that's not right.

Dave, do you want to have a crack? Trady. Oh, we'll go Ed Sheeran. That's correct. Shape of You. Oh, that was a big song. And it was played to death on radio. But that is a point to the tradies.

Here comes question number two. Question number two. What language does Natalie Portman not speak? Is it A, Hebrew, B, Italian, or C, Japanese? Tradies. Yes, Dave, you're in. Hebrew. No, that's not correct.

She's actually Jewish. Rosalie, do you want a free guess? Japanese? No, it's actually Jewish. Rosalie, do you want a free guess? Japanese? No. It's actually Italian, though. No points for anyone. Here comes question number three. Next question.

Which celebrity is yet to release a makeup range? A, Lady Gaga, B, Ariana Grande, or C, Drew Barrymore? Ladies. Yes, Rosalie. Drew Barrymore? No, that's not right. Dave, you want to guess? Oh, was Lady Gaga one?

No, that's not right. It's Ariana Grande. No idea. That's all right, guys. Still one to the tradies. Question number four. Question number four. What was the first full-length Disney animated film?

Is it A, Cinderella, B, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, or C, Lady and the Tramp? Ladies. Yes, Rosalie. Snow White. That is correct. Nice work. It is one apiece, which means this is the tiebreaker.

Whoever gets this will take home the 50 bucks. All right. Justin Bieber's father is a former what? A, a baker. B, an MMA fighter. A candlestick maker. C, a pasta chef. Trady.

Yes, Jay, for the win. A baker. It's not a baker. Ros Jay, for the win. A baker. It's not a baker. Rosalie, for the win. Pasta chef? It's not. We're going to go to the next question. He was an ex-MMA fighter.

I'm so shocked at that. All right, guys. First one to get this wins. Okay. This is not multi-choice. What is the world's longest river? Yes, Rosalie, just in. The Nile?

She's done it. That's nice work from Rosalie. Oh, my God. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. $50 coming your way, Rosalie. Great game, guys. Thank you so much. No worries, guys. Thank you so much. No worries, guys.

Have a good day. Congratulations. Clint away for another day. He's back tomorrow. But Kim Crossman's in joining me for the next couple of hours. And I was in a weird situation the other day, Kim, because I was talking to one of my friends who's getting married soon. And she said to me,

what are your feelings on having a wishing well at the wedding um and I was like well I haven't had to make that decision because no one's proposed to me um but if you haven't heard of a wishing well before it's essentially where you set up like a box or a table where instead of buying gifts for someone you give them some money in a card or, you know, whatever you want to give, you can put it towards and maybe some of the time it'll be towards a honeymoon or setting up their new house or something. What are your thoughts on a wishing well?

Well, when you said this, I thought they actually got a literal well. No, they didn't dig a very large hole. Shows how many weddings I've been to, which is not many. Unless it's one of my parents. Your parents? Married a lot. Right. And I've never had a wishing well.

I guess I feel very comfortable giving people money rather than... A gift? A gift. So they can get what they want or use it on what they need yeah so i feel really comfortable with that i think it's i don't think that my parents would feel good about that i think they would rather actually give something set up a gofundme physical no like i think they would rather yeah like give an actual physical gift yeah you know what i found really strange is my sister got married to her husband a couple of years ago now and I was there for the wedding.

I was lucky enough to get invited. And the next day I sat there with my sister and her husband as they opened all the cards that were in the wishing well. That's so American. So you could see. Oh, in the cards. Yeah, so they were all in cards, but literally I sat there and I watched.

So they counted their money. Like who gave what. It was quite confronting. I was like, I don't really want to know who gave what. Bree, there's only 20 bucks in here. Yeah, that was the awkward part for me. Would it be nice to be like, oh, they bought me like a voucher for this or a really nice amount of cash to go towards the home like

you want to know so you can thank the right person i felt quite strange about it um because i was like oh i know how much people are giving but anyway my friend said to me um she was like you know what's a good amount to give in a wishing well at a wedding like if you're if you're going as a cash yeah if you're going as a couple to a wedding, how much should you be putting in the wishing well? Should it be based on, you know, your situation? Or then are you going to get shamed if you did only put 20 bucks in and they open it in front of everyone?

I gauge it off like I've had a wishing well at a mate's wedding before and my partner Britt and I went. How much would all the dinner, the venue, like this experience for us, how much would we pay for something like this? Yeah. And spending that kind of time with friends. So we put an amount on that and that's what we gave. Ah, interesting.

You know what I wanted to ask this afternoon? And it might be, no, I think people will be fine with it. I want to know how much people got in their wishing well all up. Like how much did you and your partner make at the wedding on the wishing well? Not from like one person or two people. How much altogether did you score in the wishing well? Do you want to know that?

I do want to know because that's helpful too to know like actually people, we're not progressive enough that people are being generous in this way. So maybe it's not a good idea or maybe it is. Yeah, because depending on how much people say will be depending on the destination I'd book for my honeymoon. You know, 0800 dial ZM. If you're willing to tell us how much did you rake in for the wishing well at your wedding, call us now or text us on 9696.

Brianne Clint. Kim Crossman and I at the moment, though, are talking about wishing wells at weddings. What's the appropriate amount to give? How much have you made on your wishing well at a wedding? It sounds really, like, commercial, like, doesn't it? Yeah, well, and also I'm sitting here as someone who's like, oh, I don't think I'd get married.

And a few of these texts, I'm going, hang on a minute. This is a money-making opportunity. As an unemployed actress, I could get how much? But you also have to pay for the wedding, you know, unless you just go real cheap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just go real cheap. We've asked you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

how much did you haul in on your wishing well at your wedding? Taz has called through. G'day, mate. Hello. How much did you haul in on your wishing well at your wedding? Taz has called through. G'day, mate. Hello. How much did you guys, was this your wedding we're talking about? Yeah, yeah, it was mine. We just got under $10,000. What?

Which we put all on our honeymoon three months over in America. Oh, lovely. How many people were at the wedding? How many guests? So 110. Okay, wait, so let me do the math on this. Yeah, yeah. 110.

How many? So that's like $90 each-ish? Yeah, but like lots of people didn't even put in either. Oh, did you guys like take note? We put in a really generous amount. What was the most generous amount from one person? Uh, $300. Oh, yeah? And it was from, like, a family

member. Pretty decent. Well, lucky you guys. Very decent. It was worth it. I bet it was. Three-month holiday in America sounds amazing. Let's go to Angel. Hello, Angel. Hiya. Is it your wedding that you haul holiday in America sounds amazing. Let's go to Angel. Hello, Angel. Hiya.

Is it your wedding that you hauled in the amount of money on the wishing well? Yeah, we hauled in about $28,000. What? Yeah. Pacific Islanders are pretty giving when it comes to stuff like this. Amazing. Yeah, but an important thing to remember is that we also, like, give a lot. Yeah, of course.

So it all comes kind of back around. Yeah, you give a lot at weddings and you give a lot at funerals and stuff like that. And it can be stressful sometimes having to make an obligation. But at the end of the day, you know, you just think about the people you give it to as well. It's not so much about receiving, but it's about giving most of the time. Absolutely. But we're also giving.

Throughout your lifetime, you're giving funerals, weddings. It also is nice to receive 28K at the wedding, though, isn't it, Angel? Yeah. It's also pretty great. How many people did you have attend your wedding? We had a small island wedding of 120. Okay. That's a small island.

That's a small island wedding. Okay. 300. Yeah, wow. That's amazing. That's amazing. $28,000. And did you guys have a nice honeymoon on that or what did you spend it on?

We spent a little bit on the honeymoon but mostly we bought our home Awesome Amazing, very cool and cool that your friends and family set you up to be able to do that Let's go to

Dave, g'day Dave Hey, how are you going? Good thanks, how much did you guys get in your wishing well at your wedding? able to do that. Let's go to Dave. G'day, Dave. Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks. How much did you guys get in your wishing well at your wedding? Well, it wasn't me. I'm actually, in a past life, I was a wedding DJ. Nice one. What was your DJ name? I didn't have one. I was just Dave. It's fine. DJ Dave. DJ Dave. Yeah, Dane. Anyway, I had one wedding that I did,

and the bride and groom must have had the best part of £50,000 worth of things. Wait. There is more to this story. Yeah. The reason I know this is they didn't have a wishing well. Yeah. They actually pinned it to the dress of the bride and groom. So they pinned it to the bride's dress and to the groom's suit

and they'd also pinned things as well. So there was a brand new car and all sorts of stuff pinned to the dress. It's like a blender that they're trying to attach to. She's like, I can't dance in this. Yes, you will, Carolyn. You will dance. It was crazy. It was like 50 pound notes, 100 pound notes, all that sort of stuff.

It was nuts. It was crazy. The Dyson vacuum cleaner is glued to the groom's pants. Pretty much. I went around at the end of the night going, have they dropped anything? Is there anything dropped? Dave, there you go. $98,000 roughly that would be in New Zealand dollars.

It's a lot of coins. It's a lot of coins. It's a lot of coins. You know what? I'm happy to announce, guys, I am getting married. Bree and Clint. There he is, Mitch James. What day is Father's Day? Sunday morning on ZM.

What's the question? The 28th. Father's Day on ZM with Bree and Clint. Clint back tomorrow and Kim Crossman in, and it's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. What have you got for us, Kim? Now, I know you're probably thinking when I mention Vanessa Carlton,

you're like, Kim, it's 2021. No, she's still relevant in my eyes. Who can't play this on the piano? I know, me. I mean, this is iconic. It was in White Chicks, which made it even more iconic. Great song. Well, she's back in the news today.

It's 20 years since that song came out in 2002. Is it? People are asking. Oh, I feel. You wanted to know the moments? Well, when she wrote it. So she wrote this song in 2002. And so. Oh, my God. You wanted to know the moments? Well, when she wrote it. So she wrote this song in 2002. And so. Oh, my God.

I feel old. So people are asking, who was the song about? You were young. What was going on? And she's revealed that she wrote this song about a crush she had when she was at Juilliard, which is a school in New York. Very fancy school. And so the Internet's gone crazy trying to think who she was writing about

because this person is now a famous actor. That's all the clues she's given. Right. So I did some digging. I was like, okay, what is a thousand miles away from Juilliard? And that gives us a couple of possible cities. It gives us Kansas City and Omaha, Nebraska. Okay, so that's, yep, pretty niche.

Now, some famous actors from those locations. Omaha, Nebraska has Marlon Brando as their most famous person. Don't know if he would have been in the same age category. No, and Fred Astaire. And that's the only famous people that came out of Omaha, Nebraska. And out of Kansas City. Oh, Dorothy. Yeah, and Mickey Mouse. And Toto Kansas City. Oh, Dorothy. Yeah, and Mickey Mouse.

And Toto the dog. Yeah, so it could have been those. I don't know. I'm trying to, I'm at a loss. She hasn't revealed who it is. No, people have done more digging than my three minutes that I've done. And I've come up with a few possible suspects. The leading suspect so far is Adam Driver, roughly the same age.

Wait, so remind me who that is. He was in Girls and he, isn't he? Isn't he? Yeah, he's the actor. He was actually Kylo Ren from Star Wars. Yeah. Yep, I'm going to pretend. Yeah, I knew you wouldn't have got that,

but that's the first thing that came to mind. Yep, no, I know. And I'm Girls and you're like. He's in that Channing Tatum in Logan Lucky? Logan Lucky. Have you seen that where they robbed the Formula Racing? Anyway. He's a very divisive person.

People either love or hate him. There's no in-between. Is there anyone you guys would travel a thousand miles for? I mean, if it was on a Lime scooter, maybe a few people. There it is, the latest. Kim, you told me something earlier today which I felt very awkward about and it was something that your sister accidentally sent to the family group chat.

Yeah. So we have, and, you know, I'm not sure how extensive other people's family group chats are, but because we have a very fruit salad family, we'll call it that, there's lots of... Who's the banana? Ooh. You know, so we've got, there's over 20 people in this group chat, and it's, I would say, the average age around in the 60s.

So it's... So you need to know your demo. Yeah, know your demo. Now, my sister also runs a subscription bridal service engagement boxes called Something Blue. And so she's always looking for new things to put in the boxes for, you know, weddings, honeymoons and stuff. And she came across some adult date cards that were very explicit.

She got the giggles after a few whines. Right. And posted some photos of these cards to me because. That's what you do. That's what you do to your sisters. You have a laugh. Now, unfortunately, she didn't just send them to me. She sent these explicit descriptive cards to the entire family chat. How descriptive slash explicit?

Producer Ben, someone who has read these, would you like to? How has Producer Ben read them? I have to check all the content before it goes to you. Is she allowed to say what it is? No way is she allowed to say what is on those cards. Is it real bad? Yeah, it's really bad. Is there any pictures?

No, no pictures. Very descriptive. You don't even need a picture. It's so step-by-step descriptive. Oh, we're talking like a Kama Sutra vibe or something? Yep. Something like that? And some, I reckon.

And some. And some. Kama Sutra with the spice and everything nice. Almost unachievable. Almost you'd look at the card and you'd go, buckle in. Who's doing that? Let's buckle in 50 shades. And so this went to the entire family chat and just crickets.

Crickets. So no one even wrote back. She did many a text. Sorry. Oh, my God. Ah, ah. Could she not delete the image? Once it's in, it's in.

That is bad wording. Yeah. Wouldn't have said that. I wish she could have deleted them. I really wish she could. I feel bad for her because, you know, it's your own family. Like, you know, in our family we have a laugh and it's all good. But you don't know how certain uncles and aunties roll.

Yeah. You don't know if they're, you know, into that. Some of the family overseas, they're going to wake up to that. Morning. Very awkward for your sister. I feel horrible. But, hey, maybe some of your uncles and aunties learnt something, got something out of it.

That's what's worse about it. And that's glass half full. We wanted to ask you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, and, you know, you can make it saucy. What did you accidentally send to the family group chat? Has this happened to you? Could be a picture, could be a video, could be, you know, whatever you want to share with us this afternoon. We

will take, if you want to give us a call, 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Make sure you're texting us and not the family group chat. Have you ever accidentally sent something that wasn't meant for the family group chat? Or maybe just to a family member because Kim's sister... Brie has now read the message. It took the wind out of me. That's how explicit... What did you say it was?

A dating card. Yeah, adult date cards. Yeah, it's like, I guess, a deck pack of cards. What was it? Sorry, I'm a child. We've asked you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you accidentally sent anything in the family group chat or to a family member?

Let's talk to anonymous number one. Hello. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thank you. Let's talk to Anonymous number one. Hello. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thank you. That's good. Has this happened to you yourself, Anonymous? Yes.

Yes. So I thought I was texting my partner at the time. I actually text my dad. Oh. I'm horny. Can we indoor garden? Oh. And I think horny. Can we indoor garden? Oh.

And I think I died. I think I would have as well. Okay, talk me through, what did your brain, what was the plan after that? What did you do? I pretended it was somebody else on my phone. Great. Great.

I was like, oops, that was a friend. Sorry. And then, yes, I couldn't look at him for a while after that. And then your dad was like, can you send me your friends? Yeah. I think he just didn't reply and I think he just pretended it never happened.

I'm okay with that. We can move on. That's a good idea. We appreciate you sharing. That is mortifying your poor thing. There's a text that's come through idea. We appreciate you sharing. That is mortifying, you poor thing. There's a text that's come through that's quite funny, Kim. It says someone said, this wasn't accidentally, but sometimes I send my brother pictures of my gooch just for fun.

Oh, my. I get my partner to take the pictures. It's a good laugh. That's relationship goals for me Yeah, someone who's like Willing to do that, you know, for a bit of fun Yeah Let's go to anonymous number two G'day

Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks Tell us, has this happened to you? Accidentally sent something in a family chat? Yeah, so my brother is not in my mum and three sisters group chat. Okay, right. And he had a new girlfriend and he had complained about her a few times and she wanted to take him kind of away from us.

So we were annoyed and we were just ragging on her in the group chat and comparing the things with her she'd said about us and all that. And then later on that day, my sister added him to the group chat and, you know, comparing the things with her she'd said about us and all that. And then later on that day, my sister added him to the group chat saying, oh, look at these photos. And I text her, like, oh, no, no, quick, quick, delete. And we were all scrolling back trying to find our messages and deleting them, deleting them before he could read back. And find them, we're like, all panicking,

sending each other private stuff. So, yeah. Tell us, did he see? No. It just looked really obvious because it was like deleted a message, deleted a message, and then it was like, yeah. I love that. So smooth, so stealth.

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Bree and Clint. I said to you earlier today, do you know what the Macarena is about? About dancing at weddings? I mean... White people on the dance floor? I love me some Macarena. I do love it. But there's a video that's going viral at the moment

and it's a guy talking about what the song is actually about. And I'm not going to lie, I didn't know. And I wanted to bring it to you guys. We've got producer Anastasia in the studio is actually about. And I'm not going to lie, I didn't know. And I wanted to bring it to you guys. We've got producer Anastasia in the studio, producer Ben. A good array of, you know, ages in the studio. Do you guys know what it means? No, I don't. And a boyfriend.

What language is that? Is it Spanish? Yeah, ready? Take a listen to it a little bit. And the boys, they think it's a winner. They all want me. They can't have me. Oh, yep. Take a listen to it a little bit. And the boys, they say, get through when they all want me. They can't have me. Oh, yep. So they all come and dance beside me.

So apparently, and this is probably going to blow a few of your minds, this song is about a woman whose boyfriend is about to join the army. And when he's away, she is going to have what they call some fun gardening time with his two best friends. That's what it's about. What's wrong is that everyone that listens to that song apart from weddings is normally like 8 to 10 years old. I know. I loved it as a kid. Wow.

Let's turn it up a little bit. Seems so innocent. We're so fine. Oh, now it's different. Now she's like, so he's gone to war and she's like, all right, boys. We're the two best friends. Here we go. Is this hypothetical or is it?

I don't know if it's a true story. But anyway, I thought off the back of this revelation, because, I mean, that's blown my mind, we could do a few more songs to see if you guys know what the songs are actually about. What have I been listening to? What about this massive banger from Katy Perry? Anyone? Is this to do with indoor gardening?

No, it's not. That's where my mind went. You're so successful. This song is actually inspired by her own inevitable death where she said she would like to be put into a firework and shot across the sky. That's kind of morbid considering we all listened to that when we were really young. Yeah, but it's, I mean, you know.

That's a cool way to go. I did my will recently. I'm doing Asher's Seven Ways. Are you getting put into a firework? Well, it depends. Seven people will get something and they can do whatever they want. I'm putting it into a firework if I get some. Absolutely.

What about this massive song from Gaga? I feel like I recently... I do talk about... I have talked about this on the show. So if you guys know, Kim Crossman, do you know what Poker Face is about? I thought it was really on the nose that it's really her gambling face. Oh. No, I don't know.

Gaga opened up about the real meaning of this song back in 2009 when she said Poker Face is about being in a relationship with a man while fantasising about being with a woman. If you listen to the lyrics closely. If you listen to the lyrics, it is in there. They aren't exactly what you thought. No. And we want to finish it off with some people do know about this song,

but if you don't, this is going to blow your mind. The classic, Pina Colada. If you like pina coladas Getting caught in the rain Anyone in the room, do you know what it's about? Dating? If you have half a brain

Pina! If you like making love Are you going to blow our minds? I'm about to blow your minds. Pina Coladas at the beach having a good time. This song, and if you listen to blow our minds? I'm about to blow your minds. It's about pina coladas at the beach having a good time. This song, and if you listen to the lyrics, is about a guy who's in a relationship and he puts in the paper an ad, a personal ad,

about stuff he likes to go on a date to have an affair. He ends up going to a bar, meets up with a lady who turns out to be his wife who has answered the ad not knowing that it was him. So she's also looking to have an affair. They meet up. They don't realise they have all these other things in common and they have a good laugh about it.

Would you? Would you have a good laugh? If you like pina coladas, you will. There you go. Wow, my mind goes blank. It'd be a good day to finalise a divorce. Huh? It'd be a good day to finalise a divorce.

Over a pina colada. There it is. That's also just a great story. Yeah. I know. Again, is that real? Again, I don't know if it's a true story. I do love a pina colada, though.

Brie and Clint. Kim, we played this last week, a game we play every now and then with celebrities here in New Zealand where we try and guess the car that they drive. It's a pretty simple game. And joining us for the game today, Hilary Barry, are you ready to play? Can we guess what you're driving?

I am ready to play, ladies. Thanks for doing this, Hilbaz. You're such a legend. It's a pleasure. And we've always wanted to know what car Hilary Barry is driving. Because I've only seen you walking the streets. Oh, that's good. Yeah. All, so Hillary, this is how it's

going to work. Kimberly Crossman and I get to ask one question each and then we will have to guess the exact make and model that we think you're driving. Okay. Alright, so Kimberly Crossman, when you're ready, what is your question? Now this may seem a little left field, but it's actually not. Hilary Barry, when was the last time that you ate baked beans? Ooh, good question. It would be a year ago.

Do you take them with toast, hillbads on the beans and toast? I tend to make them for the kids, like baked bean toasties. And then if I make them for them, I might sneak one. But it would have been during lockdown last year, I reckon. Yeah, that's a staple. How good. All right, Hilary Barry, my question for you. It's also kind of food and beverage related.

Shaken or stirred? Oh, shaken. Shaken. Oh, okay. That tells or stirred? Oh, shaken. Shaken. Oh, okay. That tells me a lot. It does. It tells, yeah. It might seem like our questions have nothing to do with, you know,

guessing someone's car. There I was worried about you asking me what engine size I drive because I have no idea how to answer that. Yeah, Hilary. These questions I can answer. Yeah, we have no idea about cars either, which is why this game is fun. Kimberly Crossman, when you're ready, what car do you think Hilary Barry drives? Yeah, what we're seeing here is a classy lady, you know?

Shaken. She likes her martinis. And she's not cooking the baked beans for herself as a weekly endeavor. She's dishing them out. I'm going to go with a 2018 Porsche Cayenne. I like that. Don't say anything. I'm going to go with a 2018 Porsche Cayenne. I like that. Don't say anything. I like that too.

Yeah, right? Okay, Brie. But I need to have, no, no, Hillary Barry. Or do I have my guess? I don't know. I came up with the game and I forget how to play. Well, Hillary, is that your car? No.

I drive something a little bit more modest than that. Okay. Ooh, a clue. You get a clue. I've got a hint. All right. Something a little bit more modest than that. Okay. Ooh, a clue. You get a clue. I've got a hint. All right, something a little bit more modest. So I'm going to ditch my original guess of a G-Wagon. That would make me so happy.

I'm going to go. I usually, Hilary, have a standard guess in this game, which is a Mazda CX-5, but I'm going to go up. What's the one up from the CX-5? Is it a CX-7? Sure. I'm going to go a Mazda CX-7. That is incorrect.

Damn! All right, Hilary Barry, it's time for you to reveal what car are you driving? I drive a V-Dub T-Roc. That was my second guess. Oh, my God. It was actually Kim Crosby. That was my original guess. Original guess.

She wrote it down, but she crossed it out. So no points will be given, and that's how you play What Are You Driving? Bree and Clint. Custard Street. That's Olivia Rodrigo driver's licence. I think I just had a mild stroke. I was just thinking about how she just got her first parking ticket or speeding fine.

What was it? Parking ticket. I think parking ticket. So shout out to Olivia. You're on ZM with Bree and Clint. Kim Crossman filling in. This is quite an interesting story and I feel like you do read these stories about this happening where a woman in New Orleans has been arrested after she refused to return the

$1.2 million that had been deposited into her bank account by mistake. Wow. These things do happen because I always think about that when I'm transferring money and I'm like, if I get one or two numbers wrong, I could transfer this $62 for my flat account into someone else's. Yeah. You know, devastating. But anyway, she got taken into custody and she's been charged with theft of more than $25,000 after apparently she spent it on a car. As you would.

As you would. And a new house, a deposit on a new house, which I kind of looked at that and I thought $25,000, she didn't spend all that much. Okay. My thoughts on this are $1.2 million, a lot of money. She should have to give most of it back. They should at least give some of it to her.

You don't reckon she should give all of it back? I reckon she should have some for coming forward. A finder's fee? Yeah, kind of. Because it's their mistake. Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know. They should give her something. Well, it's their mistake. Yeah, it's interesting. But obviously, let's be real.

When the $1.2 million hit her account and she logged in on her banking app, she knew it wasn't hers. Well, there were all those dinners that I paid for with Peter. Yeah. Like unless you've come into like a massive inheritance. You definitely move it to a different account and sit on it for a second. That's what she did. She straightaway transferred the money into another bank account

before spending big chunks of it. That's what she did. And she thought, I mean, this isn't going to come back on me. How are they going to catch me? How would they fund it? I've transferred it to another account. They're not going to be none the wiser. Would you give it all back?

You have to. I know. I're not going to be none the wiser. Would you give it all back? You have to. I know. I wouldn't want to. I'd probably maybe spend a little bit, maybe a little something, something. But guilt would creep up and it would just get me and I couldn't spend it because I know that it would come back to bite me. And when we were talking about this earlier, producer Ben said that you've actually had this happen to you.

Money has been transferred into your account by accident. Not to the scale of that. Yeah. But a few years ago I was selling one of my golf putters. Yeah. And it was for $100 and I sold it and the person transferred me $1,000. Oh, nice. And then the next day they're like, hey,

just make sure the money went through. I was like, it definitely went through. Also about $900 more. All that $1,000 worth of pubber. Nice of you. Yeah, I was like, that's just going to be obvious at some point that I've got like an extra $900.

So I just said straight away, I was like, oh yeah, it did come through. I think you put $1,000. Yeah, good karma. So you'll get $800 back, yeah. For the finder's fee. No, for the finder's fee. I said you'll get $800 back, yeah. For the finder's fee. No, for the finder's fee. I said here's the hit.

The come cross and finder's fee. Yeah, you need it. I wanted to ask people this afternoon because I feel like this does happen. Accidents happen. Has this happened to you? Call us now, 0800DIALZM. Has a bank or anyone accidentally ever put money that wasn't yours into your account? You can also text us on 9696. And if you want to transfer me some money, my bank details are...

No, no, no. Bree and Clint. Oh, this is juicy. This is good stuff. A woman over in New Orleans has been arrested after she refused to return the $1.2 million that was accidentally deposited into her account. Obviously, she knew it wasn't hers. She thought, here's an opportunity. But she is now gone into custody and is being charged with theft. So we're asking you this afternoon, on 0800DIALZM,

has this happened to you? Has money accidentally been transferred into your account? What happened? How much was it? I'm very interested. Let's go to Melissa first. Hi Mel. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Was it you that the money was transferred into your account

accidentally? Yes, I got $15,000 from the Inland Revenue Department. No! I mean, karma's a bitch, isn't it? Oh, I so wanted to keep it, but I knew that it would catch up on me, so I rung them and gave it all straight back. Yeah, the last people you want coming after you is those guys, isn't it, Mel?

Yeah. Oh, exactly, especially when I'm on a beach in Fiji. Amen. I love it. $15,000 would be nice though, wouldn't it? That's a great amount too. And it was a really odd amount too because I was like, whoa, $15,000. It's a noticeable amount, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. Very true. Thanks for calling, Mel. Lots of texts coming through on the text machine. Someone said that my partner received $10,000 into his account from his grandparents who are pretty well off. It was very close to his 21st birthday and he thought it may have been to go towards his first car or his uni fees.

Turns out it was supposed to be donated to a charity. How stink would you feel about that? Yeah. I mean, great that they're donating to charity. Yeah, and I'm sure charity totally needs it. He's obviously, you know, a charity in itself. When you're 21 and you need a bit of money. And you kind of go

very generous, but yeah, sure. But throw me five, they can have five, whatever. Let's go to Erin. Hi, Erin. Hi, how's it going? Good, whatever. Let's go to Erin. Hi, Erin. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. Has this happened to you?

Yeah, I transferred money to the wrong account. You actually did the transferring? Yeah, so we were buying our first house and I had to transfer money to a lawyer and I transferred $60,000 to the wrong account. No! Erin, talk me through how tight your butt cheeks went once you realised.

I like, I rang the bank and they told me that it was up to the person that the money went to to get in touch to give the money back. So I rang my mum, I was only 24 at the time. She's telling me off, but I'm in tears. But yeah, in the end then about four hours later,

we found out that I'd put the suffix in wrong. So was I. So then I had to wait 48 hours to get the money sent back to me, but we were trying to buy a house by five o'clock that day. Did you miss out? And then we were all sorted. Did you miss out on the house? No, we didn't miss out.

No, we went to their bank and they could like intercept it midway and they changed the subject for us. Oh my God. That's so stressful. But yes, I don't transfer any money anymore. Erin, double check the numbers every time. I know. I know.

The poor thing. I'm so glad it worked out. That's crazy. Thanks for calling, Erin. Someone else on the text machine said, my boss accidentally paid $100,000 into an ex-employee's account by accident. $100,000? The ex-employee then refused to give the money back,

so the cops got involved and wanted to charge him for fraud. Oh, my God. You'd be pretty stoked as an ex-employee. You'd be like, this is a good redundancy payout, isn't it? A hundred grand. Let's go to Steve on the phones. G'day, mate. How are you going?

Good, thanks. Has this happened to you? Money transferred into your account accidentally? No, out. We got transferred $1 million out of our account into my mother's account. Wait, what? I know, the bank transferred a million dollars out and into mum's account by mistake.

It was supposed to be $10,000 out of one of her accounts into another one of her accounts, but they transferred a million. Are yours, like, connected? Oh, they were. We did have, like, another joint account, so somehow they messed it up and the guy had a couple of extra zeros, I guess.

I mean, I don't... Yeah, a key's stuck or something. Yeah, I know. I don't mean to be nosy or anything. But you've got a million dollars in your bank account. No, no, no, we didn't have it. It went into overdraft. Oh, no!

So it's good to know we had... That was my first thought. It was good to know we had a million dollars overdraft. Oh, my God, Steve. Can you imagine the fees on that? I know the life we're in that. Your wife would have been like, Steve, what have you bloody bought now?

Oh, Steve. And they figured it all out? Yeah, the outline every hour just to hear the million dollars in their account. Oh, my gosh, of course. For your banking balance, press 1. $1 million. Your mum would have been like, about time you paid me back, Steve.

You can have it back if I'm still here on Monday. Thanks for calling, Steve. That's crazy, that story. Wild. There's so many great texts on this. That was my first thought. I was like, this guy's got a million dollars. Well, I thought I had to ask the question because everyone here was thinking it. Wild. There's so many great texts on this. That was my first thought. I was like, this guy's got a million dollars. Well, I thought I had to ask the question because everyone here was thinking it. Yeah. I mean, so the mum ended up actually getting a million

dollars of overdraft from her son. So was the money real? I don't know. What a massive mistake. Oh my God. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Right. We do this every time at the same time each day where we find out what was the number one song on the charts

on your guys' 16th birthdays, and then we play our favourite one. And Kimberly Crossman loves this segment. I did the worm yesterday. I know. What will I do today? You didn't even hit your chin, which was nice. Some people hit their chin on the floor when they do the worm. Oh.

That's how a lot of people have lost their two front teeth. Let's go to Nicole first. Hello, Nicole. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's very good.

Nicole, tell me your birthday. 11th of May, 91. All right, Nicole, you were 16 in 2007 on the 11th of May, and on that day, this was number one. I could be your girlfriend Bit of Avril Lavigne, Nicole. Banger. Absolute banger. Where's Avril these days? Want more music from Avril Lavigne. She was married to Chad Kroger.

Wasn't she? Wasn't she? Oh, my God. Is that wrong? Have I just made... Is that right, Nicole? Do you she? Oh, my God. Is that wrong? Have I just made – is that right, Nicole? Do you know? I have no idea.

That inspired my look at the time. Yes, she inspired you. Daddy Gats All Stars, Dickies. I thought so. She was married to Chad Kroger from Nickelback. There you go. For a long time. Good one, Nicole.

Let's go to Cecilia. Hello, mate. Hi, how are you guys doing? Good. How are you? I'm good, thank you. Just getting home. Oh, nice work. Whereabouts in NZ are you? Hamilton. Oh, cool. The Tron. Good to have you on board. What's your birthday? Thank you. 21-01-85.

All right. You were 16 in 2001 on the 21st of January. And in 2001, this had a number one hit. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. If you don't recognise it, that is some limp biscuit rolling. Do you recognise it, Cecilia? I think so.

I love the honesty. Fred Durst, his crew. That was cap. That was pretty big, that song. A very interesting one, Cecilia. Don't think we've ever had that before. Do you know the dance? Is it just where you rock your head back and forth?

I'll teach you. Okay, cool. Let's go to our last caller for today. It's another Nicole. Hello, Nicole. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you?

I'm good, thank you. Very good. What's your birthday? 7th of October, 1987. All right. You were 16 in 2003 on the 7th of October. And in 2003, this had a number one hit. What?

We had Avril, who was married to Chad Kroger from Nickelback. Mate. And here they are reunited. Buzzy. I don't know if you know this about me, Kim Crossman, but I'm a big Nickelback fan. Mate, so am I. Are you? Yeah. Everyone bags on them. I don't know why.

Is it because they sing like this? There's so much emotion in their songs. Yeah. A paperback novel. I feel like it could be happening. Are you ready? On three let's say what we're thinking. Well, now I know

that you want this one. Do you? Yeah. Are you sure? Because you go, I think it's happening. Yeah, I kind of gave it away, didn't I? You gave a huge tell. You literally said my vote is for Nickelback. Yeah, I can do that. No, no, no.

No, no. That is not what this segment is about. Here's the thing. You vote what you want. I felt like a little, not a swamp rat. What am I? Like a little. You just called yourself a swamp rat, what am I? Like a little, like.

You just called yourself a swamp rat. Something about Roland really made me excited. Really? But producer Ben's like, that's aggressive. Here's what I'll do. No, no, no, you can pick that because what happens if you and I can't agree, we'll go to producer Anastasia, who is just being shocked. Nah, Nickelback's a good ballad.

I reckon I can get into it. You're changing your mind. As long as at some point in a commercial break, you'll play a little bit of Roland with me. We can do that off the air. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

That means Nicole. Hooray. Against her will. Bopping to the biscuit. No. Well, it's Nickelback. Your birthday banger here on Zing. Unpack your suitcase lately, there's been too much of this. But don't think it's too late, nothing's wrong. Just as long as you know that someday I will. Someday, somehow, we're gonna make it alright, but not right now.

I know you're wondering where you know you're wondering where Someday, somehow We're gonna make it alright, but not right now I know you're wondering where Well, I'd hope that since we're here anyway That we could end up saying things we've always needed to say So we could end up saying things we've always needed to say. So we could end up staying. Now the story's played out like this. Just like a paperback novel. Let's rewrite it and even fix.

Instead of all I would horror. Nothing's wrong. Just as long as you know that someday I will. Someday, somehow. Just as long as you know that someday I will. Sing it right, but not right now. I know you're wondering where you're going. You're the only one who knows that. How the hell do we wind up like this? Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed? Try to turn the tables Now the story's played out like this Just like a paperback novel

Let's rewrite an ending that fits Instead of a Hollywood horror Nothing's wrong just as long as you know That someday I will Someday, somehow We're gonna make it alright, but not right now. I know you're wondering why. You're the only one who knows that.

Someday, somehow, we're gonna make it alright, but not right now. I know you're wondering why. You're the only one who knows that. I know you're wondering why. You're the only one who knows that. The boys, Nickelback. The boys. Welcome back. On ZM for birthday day. Few people are mentioning double play Nickelback,

but we have no Kim. I think we've done our dash. Ross Boss pulled me aside and said, you and Kim Crossman are bad news together. Why? Because we've been doing a few double plays. People love it. I get DMs all the time.

I know. People do love it. I get DMs all the time. I know. People do love it. I know. Someone on the text also said, I'm sorry, but how did you snub Avril like that? Fair. That is fair. It's fair because she's an icon. So is that what you're suggesting?

What? That we play Avril. Someone else also said, because I said, what's happening with Avril? Where is she? Someone said she had Lyme's disease and there was rumours that she died. I remember reading this. There was rumours that she passed away and there was like someone pretending to be her. Like a lizard person. Well, there was like, you know, rumours that the Avril that was out in public

or where she'd be spotted wasn't actually Avril. Wild. There's rumours about Craig David that he's a cyborg. No, there's not. Yeah, there's rumours about Craig David that he's so ripped now. You leave Craig alone. Leave Craig alone. Can you start a rumour that I'm a lizard person that's walking among you?

Hey, I think that's already started. Is that? Yeah, people, I mean, Women's Day got a hold of that story. Yeah, well, you shouldn't have told them, Bree. Yeah, sorry about that. There it is, birthday band Nickelback for you Tuesday. Bree and Clint. Now, put yourself in this situation.

There's a woman who has spoken out on Reddit. She said she's not doing too well financially at the moment she's kind of you know eating meal to meal she's got her own house but um she's eating ramen for every meal at the moment so she's you know not doing too well in the financial um aspect and it was her nephew's birthday so she decided she would scrape together all of the last money she had and she bought him a lotto ticket for his birthday um turns out the nephew won off of that ticket a substantial amount of money how much, it doesn't say exactly, but it says in like middle five digits. Yeah. Yeah. Is that right?

Substantial, I would guess, 50,000. Into the middle five figures it says. Yeah, I'd say about 50. Which, I mean, sounds like a decent amount of money. Yeah. Anyway, she has asked Reddit if she is being you know, if she is doing the right thing because what she did was when she heard about that he'd won, he's only 21, he's currently about to go to college soon, but his parents and his family are quite well off. So all of his college, I'm assuming this is in America,

is all paid for. He's got a college bank account where his parents have put all the money in for him. He's doing all right. She said she got in touch with her sister and she asked if her nephew could give her some of the money. She said she asked for at least three quarters of the winnings. Oh, yeah, no. Apparently the sister said, are you serious?

And then hung up on her and they haven't heard back. What is everyone's thoughts on that? So she is obviously not in the best financial position. She's scraped together the money. She's bought her nephew a lottery ticket for his birthday. He's won a decent amount of money. His parents are quite well off. She's in a bad way.

She needs some of the money. What does everyone think? I'd love to hear people's opinion on the text machine 9696. Does she deserve any of that money? Should she be asking? So we're a family who gives lotto tickets and scratchies a lot. They're definitely a gift. If someone wants substantial, like 50 grand,

I wouldn't want any of the money, but I'd want a nice dinner or something in return, like a thank you. Well, that's not the same as asking for three quarters of it. That's what I mean. I think that's absurd. I think it's... That's the risk you take when you buy a lotto ticket,

that they could win. You would hope that maybe they might give you a little something or a dinner or something if she's been eating ramen. Absolutely, a dinner to say thank you. But I think if you're giving a lottery ticket or a scratchy or something as a gift, then you need to be prepared that if that person wins, they don't technically owe you anything. They can give you some of the money if they wish to,

but I believe it is a gift and you have given that to the person knowing that you are giving whatever they win to them. That's what I think anyway. I agree, but I'd still want a dinner or something. Kim just wants a dinner. Right. I just want to be fed. We'll get you a dinner, okay, after the show.

Where do you want to go? Denny's is up the road. How about that? I'd do that. Okay, well, interesting. I'd love to hear people's opinion on 9696. A lot of people texting already actually. Someone said,

why give a lotto ticket if you want the money? Yeah, well that's a good question. Someone said, it's a gift. She is scum for asking for a gift. Don't hold back. Don't hold back. Tell us what you really think. Someone else said, nope, she gets nothing. It's a gift. There we go. So I think

everyone's pretty unanimous. So just keep that in mind if you're going to buy a lotto ticket for anyone. Always be prepared to buy them dinner if you win. Absolutely, especially if it's Kim. Especially. Kim Crossman's been talking it up, said some of the best radio you will hear this afternoon. That's exactly what I said.

And as the queen is of someone who oversells and under delivers, let me present to you this next segment. So I saw a list on the intranet. Oh, we love a list here in Radio Land. And it was actually a top ten list, but I'm going to do the top five, of the worst sounds for the human ear. Right. Okay.

I can think of a few. 2021 list is out. I can't wait to hear this because I wonder if we'll agree. Producer Ben can be involved in this. Let's see how much we hate them. Well, this is the worst sound to the human ear for 2021. No, wait. No, you don't.

You want to start from five. I'm going to start from five? Okay, right. Calm down. I've been doing this for seven days now. I understand radio. I know how to do it. I'm pretty sure she just said, here's number one.

Here's number one. Number one, which is fifth on the list. The first one that I will read out. Start from number five. Here we go. I'll shush you. Okay, number five on the list. Now you can try and guess if you can guess

what this might be. Is this one or five? This is five. Shush you with your years of experience. Number five. Here we go. I'm not too worried about it. I mean, is it someone clearing their throat? It is. That's number five.

Was that you? No, it wasn't me. Producer Ben? It's gross though, isn't it? Made me all tingly. No, I'm okay with it. I don't mind that. I'm fine.

All right. Okay. Well, then what do you think? Someone coughing in public and not doing it into their elbow. Especially now. That is terrifying. Okay. What about number four

is that someone dropping their guts no no what is that that is nose whistling play it again oh yeah don't like it, eh? Hate it, yeah. So if someone's a bit sinus-y, then it creates a whistle. I feel like Clint does that a lot. He's very nasally stuffed up a lot of the time. That's number four.

Okay, number three on the list of worst sounds. Snoring. Heavy breathing? Yeah. Someone who's a heavy breather. Oh, I mean, yes and no. Someone else's hot breath. A stranger hot breath.

Stranger hot breath. It just sounds like you're just hearing it. They don't have to be right beside you. Yeah, I'm not turning my ear back. I think people might find that a little less. These are the top five worst sounds for the. Yeah, I'm not too worried about that. I think people might find it a little less. These are the top five worst sounds for the human ear. I'm okay so far. I don't mind that. If anything, heavy breathing,

quite relaxing. Yeah, quite nice. You guys are sick. Okay, here we go. Number two. Macaroni in a... Is that someone eating? Yeah, someone who's a loud, open-mouthed chewer. None of these bother you. I don't like chewing. Yeah, I don't like that.

I mean, I don't love it, but I don't... I'm not like, oh, my God. All of these have made... Look at the hairs on my arm. Oh, yeah, wow. They are up. I like how you held it to the microphone as if we could hear your hairs. Yeah, right?

You're like, look at them. The microphone can't hear it. Okay, this is the number one. Yeah, here we go. The number one worst sound to the human ear is... I don't like that. I don't like it. Is that a blackboard?

No. No. What is that? Fork on glass. Oh, fork on glass or plate. Yeah. You didn't get it. Is that a blackboard? No. No. What is that? Fork on glass. Oh, fork on glass or plate. Yeah. You didn't get it. Do you want me to play it again?

Oh, no, no, no, no. Look at my hair. I think I can actually make the sound of a worse one than all of those. Okay. Okay, go, Trey. Are you guys ready? I'm about to share something that I do. This is your pterodactyl.

No, no, it's not a pterodactyl. It's something that I do that my partner really hates, but I can't help it and I feel like people will relate. You ready? Yeah. Yeah, I thought so. Stop it. I'm itching the roof of my mouth, but it sounds like a pig.

How do you even make that sound? You don't want to make it. You don't want to know.