ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 13th April 2022

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian and Clint Podcast. Don't say anything, don't give it away. But Ben, you'll be putting secret sound in the podcast today. It'll go in, eh? Don't say why, but it'll go in there. That gives it away. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That gives it away. No, no, no, no.

Here's a question for you guys. We didn't necessarily give anything away. Yes. Yeah, cool. Just checking, just checking. Okay, cool. Here's a question anything away. Yes. Cool. Just checking. Okay, cool. Here's a question for everyone.

Cheer. What's your favourite accent to do? Oh, probably Chinese. Not appropriate? Give us some then if you think you're good at it. Go on. What have you got? What's my favourite accent to do?

I know yours is Scottish Scottish Scottish would be up there I love to do the Mae West accent What's Mae West? What's that? You just don't know who Mae West is? No Where is Mae West? Is that a person or a place?

Mae West is a person Oh, who? And she used to talk like this Who's that? Mae West, the actress Who'd be that? Is that her name? or is it a character? It is.

I'll show you. I've heard you're Mae West a bit actually. Mae West, a very famous actress. I thought that was Patsy Bosomworth or whoever you call her. I thought of that. Patsy DeVille. No, that's a different accent. That's more like Cruella DeVille. Do it. Mae West is more

fancy. She's an actress from like the, I want to say the 50s. Okay, do a Mae West. Mae West is like, why don't you come up and see me sometime, eh? Okay, now do Patsy Deville. My name is Patsy Deville and I've got a

tattoo on my pussy. Okay, there is a difference. I think the difference is... One's more crude. Well, Patsy's had three espresso martinis. I think that's the main difference. She's more forward, you know. Google Mae West.

Let me just read this out. She was an American stage and film actress, playwright, screenwriter, singer, and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned over seven decades. She was an American stage and film actress, playwright, screenwriter, singer, and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned over seven decades. Oh, damn. She was known for her breezy sexual independence and her light-hearted, bawdy double entendres, often delivered in a husky, controlo voice.

Seven decades. They used to start them young, eh, in Hollywood. If you're like a kid who showed you, like, if you're a cute kid who could tap dance, they're like, get them to Hollywood. I literally was just, I watched the documentary on Janet Jackson last night. It's fantastic if you haven't seen it.

She started when she was four. That's how young she started, yeah. What do you think the yodeling kid's going to be doing in like 20 years? Oh, he'll be massive. The Walmart yodeling kid. He's going to hit song right now. He would have sold 170 million albums, you know.

Is he back? Yeah, he's got a... Did you not know that TikTok song? I wonder how he did it at the Country Awards. What song is it? It's the... You don't know. No, before I knew it, I was holding your heart.

Holding your hand. I do know that song. What's his name? Grayson? Mason Ramsey. Mason Ramsey. Is he? It's called Before I Knew It. It's a good song. And he's actually from a really cool background. Because he lived with his grandparents. So,

it was really cute. Oh, yeah. That is cute. Oh, get on out no now here makes in the maker some money I'll skip to the good part yeah this is the new song I know this song hit this ball still not dropped it He's 12! Oh is he? Not even! That Walmart clip was like 5 years ago though No it wasn't that long ago Yeah it actually was 4 maybe Was it? Yeah 2019 I reckon

Yodeling kid video No 2018 sorry Did you google it? No I just remember Would you mind taking your breath off my hot plate? So he was 11 in 2018. 2019. What?

So he'd be, yeah, he'd be 15. He's actually doing really well. Like all of the content and the music video and stuff, it's actually really slick. Oh, didn't know you were such a big... She's so passionate, eh? I know, so passionate. No, but it's always... Okay, Anastasia, it's fine.

No, I think it's a really good feel good story. It's good. We agree with you. No, no, I know. We didn't say it wasn't. No, I like sharing a feel good story. You know what else is a feel good story? I don't know.

Forrest Gump. That's such a feel good story. Is it though? Because at the end, Ginny dies of AIDS. Yeah. And I didn't really like Ginny naked behind the guitar. Yeah, but he then is He then He brings up his son On his own and I think it

Symbolises I don't think it's his son Is it his son? No it's not It's Jenny's son right? Jenny Are we sure? Great question

No she had a son and then I'm pretty sure she got pregnant With Forrest's son Is the kid at the Great question No she had a son And then I'm pretty sure she got pregnant with Forrest's son I'm going to google it Is the kid at the end of Forrest Gump His That's what I'm googling

Okay Forrest Oh okay yeah Isn't the last scene just before she dies She tells him that the kid is his? That's right Because he's like, he's got my eyes Yeah, and it was his kid Got it, okay, yeah

So feel good That he has this son Look, we're deep in Forrest Gump now Can you put the Mason Ramseys away? We get it, he's good Here's another question, is Forrest Gump now. Can you put the Mason Ramseys away? We get it. Here's another question. Is Forrest Gump, is that story a true story? No, it's not true.

Just thought I'd check. The Bubba Gump farts. Well, you never know. All the other films he does are true stories. Castaway. Sully. Saving Private Ryan. Wait, Castaway's not a true story.

Sully. Sully was a true story Oh Captain Phillips man Captain Phillips See all true stories Was Captain Phillips a true story Yes Yes Oh my god

Actually Captain Phillips Is one of those Those movies where Toy story I know I've got it I've got it I've got it I know what my favourite accent to do is

What The pirate from Captain Phillips No No you don't want to do that, mate. Look at me. No. Look at me. I haven't seen that movie.

I'm the captain now. You haven't seen it, then. I haven't seen it enough. I've seen it one time. What are you talking about? That's the only line from that movie. I know, but I've only seen that movie once. That's the meme.

I'm the captain now. Catch me if you can. Another true story. Oh, I haven't seen it. Would you mind taking your breath off my hot plate? That is a true story The Terminal True story

Okay What else The Da Vinci Code Toy Story Cloud Atlas The one about the He's the old guy Being profiled in that magazine

Sleepless in Seattle Kids explain it Let's hit it and quit it my G's Enjoy the podcast Make sure you put Secret Sound in there You've Got Mail Oh I love that You've got mail. All right.

Oh, I love that. Oh, you've got mail, man. Such a good story. We'll see you guys tomorrow for our last podcast for a little bit because then we're having a holiday but don't focus on that. Just focus on the now.

Apollo 13. Okay. Bucks, books. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. What time is it? Three, two, children. What up, y'all?

Welcome to Bree and Clint, the hottest show in the streets. Happy Hump Day, everyone. To celebrate, my dog was humping everything this morning. Technically, it's a very rare occurrence, but technically today's not Hump Day, is it? Because it's a short week. True. Yeah, hump.

It was like there was a hump minute at midnight. Technically, yeah. Yeah, technically Tuesday and Wednesday, both hump day this week. True, double hump. Double hump. Double hump day. Who doesn't love a double hump? Who doesn't love back-to-back hump days?

It's like a camel, double hump. Yeah. Do they have two humps? One hump. Depends. Depends what kind of camel. Depends what part of the song you're at. Yeah. Or what part of the song you're at. Yeah.

Or what part of the person. Or today on the show there's 100 grand up for grabs on our show. Are there any other shows giving away 100 grand today? Nah. I'm going to say no. Nah. Surely not, eh? Yeah, surely not.

Surely not. Four o'clock, five o'clock, that's your chance to guess the secret sound with us this afternoon. Plus we've got tickets to give away to Symphony in the Bowl at the Bowl of Brooklands in New Plymouth when you hear this song on our show today. Ooh, yeah, a bit of rudimental. As soon as you hear that, be the first to call through on 0800DIALZM

and a double pass is up for grabs. We'll start the show, as we always do, though, with Tradie vs Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC up for grabs right now. That's right, if you want to play, call now 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll play after Lude and Colin Hay down under. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Alright, good, because the ladies need all the help they can get. 21 wins for the year. Sees the tradies 34 wins. Let's get our lady on. She's 24 years old. She's from Tāmaki Makaurau, Auckland

and she loves free water diving. Welcome to the show, crazy lady, Annabelle. Hi, Annabelle. Hello. How do your ears go with that free diving stuff? Oh, not a worry. I get that checked out beforehand, so all good. How deep? How deep? How deep we talking? Oh, not that deep. I'm still learning, so maybe like 20 metres at the moment. What? 20 metres? No thanks. I struggle to swim 20 metres across the water

That is my worst nightmare I'm not joking That is incredible She's like Not very deep Not very deep at all She's like I'm just learning

Just a cool 20 metres Alright let's meet Your opposition today He's 37 He's from Napes And he builds bridges For a living Welcome to the show

Jason G'day Jase How you doing I need to get you over to the East Coast to fix up some of those bridges in Tukamaru Bay, Jason. Yeah, might have to. Jase, how often do people make bridge jokes at you? Never yet.

Oh. Really? Really. Okay, opportunity for us. Like if you're ever arguing with someone, no one says, oh, build a bridge, Jason. Build a bridge. No, not yet.

Oh, there you go. Well, hopefully they never do. Your buzzer is tradie. Annabelle, yours is lady. First three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

It's official. The borders are now open for the Aussies to travel into New Zealand again. Good for the economy. What's the capital of Queensland? Coney. Yes, Jase. Brisbane.

It is Brisbane. Nice work. One point to the tradies. Question number two. In the movie The Black Swan, what is the name of the actor that plays the ballerina that appears to turn into a swan? Who is the black swan?

Who is she? Who is she? She was in Star Wars. Yes, Annabelle. Natalie Portman. Oh, yeah. Well done. She is one attractive lady.

Question number three. We're all tied up. One apiece. What colour traffic light are we moving into at 11? Yes, Jason. Orange. It is orange. Can you tell us what that means? Just kidding, Jase.

No one knows. Question number four. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Guys, it's a Kiwi duo. Jason, you don't know who sings Bridges. Lady? Yes, Annabelle. Is it Brood?

It is Brood. Jason, you build bridges for a living. I gave you Bridges as a song. Oh, no, it's terrible. Oh, you're burning some bridges for a living. I gave you bridges as a song. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, you're burning some bridges there, Jason. If I asked you who the MP for Tauranga was, could you tell me who that is? It's Simon Bridges.

Come on. Well, not anymore. You're going to put this... Well, you actually know. What's your favourite Elvis song? Is it Bridge Over Trouble? Anyway. Anyway, it's two all.

Question number five. Here we go. This is the decider. This is for the win, guys. What kind of food is penne? Lady. Jason. Is it pasta?

It is pasta. He's done it. Like a bridge over troubled water, he pulled it back. He did it. Yeah. Well done, Jase. We got 50 bucks from KFC for you. Thank you.

All good. No worries, Jase. No more bridge jokes, okay? Thought the London Bridge was going to come down. Free in Clint. Okay, look, I'm going to read you this headline and then I want you to guess what you think it's about. Okay, go on. So the headline for this story is

Grandma, 82, reveals priceless discovery about her 36-year-old husband. Wait, what? Grandma, 82, reveals priceless discovery about her 36-year-old husband. He's 36 and she's 82. Correct. 82. It's a 46-year age gap. 82.

82. Shout out to our 82-year-old listeners. If you're able to bag a 36-year-old, well, good on you. What's the priceless surprise? Yes. Is it that he's 36? No. What? he's 36? No. What? You're 36?

Is it that they were born in the same century, just? No, I don't know. What is it? You don't know? No. She says her name's Iris. I believe we might have talked about this couple before. Of course her name's Iris. She married Mohammed and they've been in love and together

for three years now. Until recently when her husband, who's from Egypt, was forced to go back home to look after his sick parent and they had to spend a month apart. And Iris

made a discovery. Right. What do you think? Muhammad was lying about his age. He's only 21. He's younger. Okay, you ready? I don't think you ever want to pick this.

Okay, what has Iris found out about her 36-year-old husband Muhammad? After spending four weeks apart, Iris says the distance helped her realise how lucky she is. Isn't that cute? No, I'm going to come out and say no, it's not cute. Wow. It's weird to me. It is a big age.

I know love knows no bounds. And I know that the heart wants what the heart wants. Except for when there's a 46 year old age gap. 46 years! Like, I know they say half your age plus 7, but that's not that. That's not half your age plus 7. Wait, what's the half your age plus 7? Oh, that's

to figure out how young you can date. Oh. Do you want to figure out what yours is? Oh, I don't know. Okay, go on. So how old are you? You're 32? 32. 32 divided by 2 is 16 plus 7. You can date a 23-year-old, technically, according to this rule. So let's do Iris. Let's do Iris.

Hang on, let's do Iris. Okay, Iris is 82. 82 divided by 2 is 41. So Muhammad's already out. Plus 7, 48. 48. Technically as young as Iris should be going. He's just outside.

Just outside of the... What about you? What's you? I won't be far off you. Yeah, but it's interesting to know. 30-ish divided by two plus seven. 24 and a half. 24 and a half.

Anastasia How old are you? Get out of it You get out of here Is she a grandma? Just because she's 80 something Doesn't mean she's necessarily a grandma Look it doesn't say but we'd assume

Because he'd be the same age as her grandkids Yeah He's not the same age as her kids He'd be the same age as her grandkids. Yeah. Yeah. That's so true. He's not the same age as her kids. He'd be the grandkids. Grandkids. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, are you dating a grandparent? Not your own, obviously.

That makes it sound like, are you dating your own grandma? No, no, no. Is the person you're dating, do they have grandchildren? Yeah. Are you dating a grandma grandma? No, no, no. Is the person you're dating, do they have grandchildren? Yeah. Are you dating a grandma or grandpa? Yeah. Okay. Because you can be, you can be a, you can be.

Maybe you're a grandma or a grandpa yourself. So technically. You can be a grandma or grandpa in your late 30s, early 40s, technically. Very true. Yeah. Remember when we asked people to call if you're a young. Hot. Sexy grandparent.

Yeah, yeah. That went well. And there was people in their 30s, 40s. Okay, well then today we need to talk to the people who are dating the young, hot, sexy grandparents. Where are they? 0800 dials at M or text us to 9696. Is that where you need to move your Tinder range to?

Exactly. Maybe you're missing out. Are you dating a grandparent? Bree and Clint. Who's dating the grandparents out there? Who's a granny chaser? The grannies or the granddaddies. You told a story about a 84-year-old lady called Iris

who has a 30-something-year-old boyfriend. She's 82. He's 36. Whoa. So, you know. 40-odd years between them. There's 46-year age gap, but they're in love. They've been together for three years.

And hopefully it lasts. Come over here, sonny, and we'll have a bit of a dance. So we've asked you, are you dating a grandparent? Not yours. Not yours. First person wants to be anonymous. Anonymous, you're not now, but your partner was a granddad. Is that right?

Hi. He still is a granddad. Well, that's what I mean, but he was your partner. That's the past tense. He's still my partner. Oh, he's still your partner. Oh, he's still. Good, good.

So you're currently dating a granddaddy. Yes. Love that. How old are you? I'm 34 now're currently dating a granddaddy. Yes. Love that. How old are you? I'm 34 now. How old's granddad? 43. Oh, young granddad.

Such a young granddad. Young granddad. Yeah, yeah. So he was a granddad when we met five years ago. Yeah, wow. Okay. Very young grandparent. It's an interesting relationship dynamic though, right?

Where you obviously see and hang out with his grandkids. You wouldn't expect to be doing that at this time of life, would you? No, no. But it's surprising just how normal things become. Yeah, right. So does that make you a step-grandparent? Yeah. You're step-grandma?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, rightgrandma? Yeah. Oh my God! There you go. Alright, well congratulations. It's very interesting. Kerry's here. Hi, Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Morning, how's it going? Hey, can I just say that that lady on the phone before was lovely. Yeah, right.

She's taken, Kerry. No, I don't mean like that. She was very polite. She was very nice. You are a grandparent, Kerry, is that right? Yes, I'm a mean like that. She was just very polite. She was very nice. You are a grandparent, Kerry, is that right? Yes, I'm a grandparent, yes. Yeah, how old are you? I'm 60 in two months.

Oh, congratulations. How many grandkids you got? Officially, two. Unofficially, six. Yeah, right, okay. And is being a grandparent the best? I imagine it's the best. Yeah, no, okay. And is being a grandparent the best? I imagine it's the best. Yeah, no, I love my grandkids. I have been putting money aside for them for the last

12 years. Oh, that's nice. So they can have a life when 21. Yeah, nice. That's very cute. So you've called up. Does that mean you're dating someone who's not a grandparent? Grandparent. I have been married to my rock. She's 44. Yeah. And she's a step-mum. And we just had our 21st wedding anniversary. Oh, whoa. Okay.

I saw her at a nightclub that I was DJing at, and I told my mates I was going to marry her, and we've been together for 23 years. DJ, what a cool grandad. Do you still DJ? No, no, not anymore. I'm too busy. What was your top song that you were spinning on the decks, Kerry?

When I was a DJ, I was playing records. Yeah. Really? Drum and bass. Oh, that's dope. And discs. And little discs. So that's how old I am. Yeah, right.

Amazing, Kerry. So do you recommend it? Does everybody need to get involved with a bit of grandparent action? Is that the key to a successful relationship? Find yourself a hot grandparent? You just have to find the right woman like I have. It's quite embarrassing sometimes. I've gone into the doctors and my wife's gone, oh, I'll pay for it.

And then the lady behind the counter says, oh, how lovely is that? Your daughter is going to pay you. Oh, Kerry. What's the dating app is going to pay your bill. Oh, Gary. What's the dating app to date grandparents? Is it Grindr? Oh, no. Don't get me into trouble. I wouldn't have a clue.

Yeah, go to answer, Gary. I love my wife. She's my rock, man. Yeah, yeah. Aw. Is she there? Are you trying to win some brand points, Gary? Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHe and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Zee McCarthy. Zee McCarthy's here. This is a real throwback to Geordie Shore. Remember Geordie Shore? I sure do. Remember Charlotte Crosby? Well, there's Charlotte Crosby news, Dean.

There's Charlotte Crosby news. She's making headlines today. She is actually pregnant with her first child. This is very, very exciting for a UK reality star. You would know her from Jodie Shaw. She was all over the Australian screens on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, which is still cracking me up. So absolutely hilarious.

But there you go. She obviously announced it on here. That's how you do it these days. That's when you know it's official and very serious. Yeah. Congratulations to Charlotte Crosby. Do you want to have a quick stab at how old Charlotte is? She wouldn't be that old.

She'd be 35. She's only 31. What? Yeah. We've been talking about Charlotte Crosby for, it feels like 10 years. Well, not so much recently. Wow, she's 31.

She's only 31. And her main squeeze back on Geordie Shore, Gaz, he's only 34. Oh my God. Yeah, and they're already retired reality TV shows at the age of 31 and 34. And people say don't get into reality TV. She was also on that show Just Tattoo of Us. Yes.

Where they do horrific tattoos to each other. That show is horrible. Isn't it? It's so horrible. Who's she married to? Don't know. Or who's she having a baby with? Don't know.

Don't know. Don't know. Have to go and check the Instagram post. There you go. Have a look. There's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy. Brian Clint. Saw this story, and this is going to rile some people up,

especially if you've got flatmates that you don't get along with. Oh, okay. It's so hard living with people you don't get along with because home feels combative, eh? And isn't it a weird concept where people are like, so we know you can't afford to live on your own. So what we're thinking is you meet up with a bunch of people you've never met, strangers.

Share a toilet. And you share a toilet with those people and you spend more time with them than you ever did your family. And if you're really gross, you can borrow their loofah and tell them. What do you think? I'll do it. How much will this cost me? It'll cost you about $400 if you're living in Auckland and you want to live in the city. Deal.

I have to take this deal. Well, look, I feel like this is going to be quite relatable to a lot of people, but there's a woman who's taken to Reddit where she's frustrated that one of her flatmates has stolen, thieved her Cadbury cream eggs. Oh, nah, bro. That's not cool. So this is the situation, right? You don't steal any woman's chocolate. And I think she's a big Cadbury cream eggs. Oh, nah, bro. That's not cool. So this is the situation, right? You don't steal any woman's chocolate.

And I think she's a big Cadbury cream egg fan. So this is the situation. She said she bought five packets of Cadbury cream eggs. She loves them, right? And she treats herself in the week leading up to Easter. Okay. And she, you know, spaces them out. Yeah.

That's her thing. Sidebar, cream eggs a lot. Very sweet. Like one cream egg. Maybe she's having the mini ones. Yeah, it could be the mini ones. Yeah, five packets would be the mini ones. Surely.

Anyway, so she's bought five packets and she ate one packet. Yeah. And one night she came home and she went to, you know, go open another packet. You know, get a bit crazy for a Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, she noticed that she couldn't find the other packets. She couldn't find the other four packets?

The other packets were missing. Oh. So she sent her flatmate a text message saying, you know, do you know what happened to the other four packets of my cream eggs that were in the cupboard? I didn't have any friends over, and I noticed you had several people over on Saturday night. Anyway, the flatmate admitted that her friends had eaten the other four packets. Good work.

Blame it on the friends. Right? So the friends had done it. Anyway, she was like, that's all good. Can you please, you know, pick me up some more cream eggs to replace them. Anyway, the flatmate refused.

She said it was out of her way to go and pick some more up. She wasn't going to do that. So then this girl said, you know, well, can you give me some money? I'll go. I'll get my own cream eggs. I'll get my own cream eggs. I'll replace them. Yeah. Anyway, she said, no, I'm

not going to do that. Her reason why is she said, well, technically I didn't eat them. So I will not be. You have to hand up each of my friends for your money back. I will not be reimbursing you because it was not me

that ate them. Yeah. Anyway. God, I don't miss flatting at all. Neither. Yeah. It's not a good situation.

Especially around food. Everyone around, like the stuff around food. Because I'll come out and say it. If I lived with you and you left an open packet of cream eggs

in the pantry, I'd eat some. Oh, bad flatmate. I wouldn't finish the packet. That's even worse because you're trying to get away with not buying more. Yeah, no, totally. But if it's open, so there's like 10 in a packet, I'll have one or two. And I reckon I'd do it in front of you too.

But I wouldn't finish the packet and I wouldn't leave you without any cream eggs. Your wife deserves a medal for taking you out at the flooding market. You are horrendous. I was the party guy. Horrendous. I thought we could ask people this afternoon because, I mean, clearly that flatmate needs to go.

She's in the wrong. Yeah, that flat dynamic is ruined. Yep. Over a packet of cream eggs. You owe her four packets of cream eggs. Let's talk the wrong. Yeah, that flat dynamic is ruined. Yep. Yep. Over a packet of cream eggs. You owe her four packets of cream eggs. Let's talk flat thefts this afternoon. Yeah, what did your flatmate steal from you? Yeah, and are you guys over

it or did it break up the whole flat? Did someone go to jail? Okay. Yeah, did someone go to jail? Okay, I took it too far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took it too far. What did your flatmate steal from you and were you guys able to move past it or not? We want to hear from you this afternoon on 0800Diles.com or you can text us on 9696.

You can remain anonymous if you're still currently flatting with them. Guys, I don't think you're ready for these texts. These are crazy. We're asking you guys on 0800DIALZM, what did your flatmates steal from you? Oh, my God. We have touched on a nerve. Let's get Grace on the phone.

Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, there. Tell us, what happened? What did the flatmate do? So, a few years ago, it was my first flat that I ever lived in. My flatmate used to take my peanut butter and my bread, make herself a nice little breakfast,

and then leave all the dishes out and complain to my other flatmates that I was leaving dishes out and it must be me because I'm the only one who has bread and peanut butter. Grace. What a psychopath. That is actual sociopath stuff. Yeah. It was one of many things that she stole,

like people's matching Calvin Klein bread missing, stuff like that. It was one of many things that she stole, like people's matching Calvin Clans went missing, stuff like that. She stole undies. Yeah. She stole undies. Yeah, yeah. Lots of things just went missing

off washing lines and stuff and appeared in her room. Look, look, I'm quite taken back by, I mean, people steal stuff,

you know, flatmates take stuff from time to time. But to be that calculated. She's gaslighting you by going, this is you. You're doing this. I've never texted into the radio before, and I had to pull over driving home because I was like, someone should hear about this.

So people do need to hear about it. That is crazy. How did you find this flatmate? Was it through Trade Me? It was someone that I knew through the uni halls the year before. I thought you were going to say, it was my sister. Okay, Grace, thank you

for sharing that information that's important. Someone has texted through and they said, I had one of those expensive bottles of Aeoligo missing. A week later, I found it wrapped up in an empty chip packet in the bin. I would have been ropeable. You know they're guilty if it's hidden inside a chip packet, eh? That's so bad.

This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what did the flatmate steal? All the money from the flat account. What do you mean? All the money from the flat account? What do you mean all the money?

They were in charge of the flat account paying rent all that and they pocketed the money instead of paying the landlord.

How much money are we talking? About four weeks rent before the landlord turned up on our door. So like a couple of grand? Yep. Whoa.

That's crazy. Hey, Anonymous this might make you feel better, this text. Someone said, hey, I had a flatmate who was our head tenant and ended up stealing over $10,000 worth of rent from us. Rather than paying our rent, they lived a lavish lifestyle with it, shouted us drinks and everything. We were great friends, but six months on from this, I've drawn a line now. Did you ever see that person again, Anonymous?

Sorry? Did you ever see the person who stole the rent again? I've never spoken to her since. I have come across her in the supermarket a couple of times and sort of exchanged evil looks to each other. Oh, right. Was she wearing some new Gucci shoes? Finally, our last caller wants to be anonymous too.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Tell us what happened. Okay, so I bought Pad Thai the night before, put it in the fridge, and I woke up, you know, ready to eat it for lunch. And I found out that my flatmate had eaten it at 5am. Oh no, we're now bozed.

Not cool. Yeah, so I was so looking forward to it as well. So I found out that it was her, so what I decided to do was to basically wait till 5pm and sort of go through the fridge and eat everything that she had in the fridge. Wait, so you're saying she ate your pad thai at 5am so you decided to eat everything she had at 5pm? Yep, I take my pad thai very seriously and even to this day, she still eats my food. Oh, she didn't learn the lesson?

Nope, she took my leftovers from last night, this morning. Oh, my gosh. I just picture you. Was she there as you were eating all the food? No, actually, yes. I ate in front of her. Your flat, they didn't do a reality TV show about your flat. It sounds wild.

Oh, my God. Must have been one hell of a good pad thai. Shout out to all the flatties out there Just keep going guys Keep going everybody You'll be okay Keep the passive aggressive actions going Selena Gomez has revealed

There is something she hasn't used In the last four and a half years What do you think it is? Geodorant People are on that train at the moment. I'm going to rub eucalyptus in my armpits. A good songwriter. No, it's not that either.

Anything else? Justin Bieber's toothbrush. No, Selena Gomez has revealed she hasn't used the internet in the last four and a half years. She's offline, baby. She's 29.

She's the fifth most followed person in the world. On the gram, right? On the gram. She's got 310 million Instagram followers. And she said on Good Morning America that she hasn't been on the internet since 2017. I just don't believe that. On social media, I can believe

because she'd have people who could run her accounts because she posts all the time. Well, she doesn't. Well, she doesn't, yeah. But I don't believe that she doesn't use the internet. You'd have to hope that whoever she's paying to run her Instagram account is being paid well because they are running the fifth most followed account in the world

and the person who runs it isn't even doing the posting. You watch, it'd be a full team of people. You reckon? Yeah, it'd be like a team of eight people who are all getting together and organising posts. Yeah, she said abandoning the internet has changed her life completely. She says she is happier, she is more present, she is more connected

with people and it makes her feel more normal, which I get. The internet can be an awful place at times, especially if you suffer from anxiety like she does. Yeah, well that's 100% true. Like I was going to say well social media, yes, but, like, the internet is great for a lot of things.

Like, I wouldn't know where to drive without the internet. Good point. You know? How would you watch, like, TV shows that everyone's talking about? If she hasn't been on the internet, how did she... How does she watch her own music videos? You know, how does she watch anything? Even down to the most basic crap,

like I had to register my car this morning. I had to pay for my new rego, and you do it on the internet. I mean, I'm sure Selena Gomez doesn't have to register her own car. You're right, she has a different life. Yeah, there'll be people doing that stuff. She can probably avoid the internet if she wants to. She'd have a driver. Do you think, though, genuinely, if you wanted to,

you could abandon the internet as a normal person? No. It's probably not possible anymore, eh? They've trapped us. Yeah. We're like rats. Everything's gone over there. Yep.

She said that, like, because that's where people get their news from. She says that she has people who she trusts to give her the news that is important. Oh, my God. So she has her own personal newsreaders. I guess. And that person has a Selena Gomez algorithm in their head and they're reading stories and they're going, okay, what would Selena Gomez like?

What does she want to know? What does she want to know? What does she want to hear? You know, you as a person could never, ever give up the internet. Why is that? You know why? Why? I could. I reckon I could. Why? You 100%. I want internet. Why is that? You know why? Why? I could.

I reckon I could. Why? You 100%. I want to. I want to go analogue. You could never. I want to get a landline. Why?

Because that's where your lotto subscription is. Oh, yeah, true. Couldn't do it. I'll tell you what. I'll get off the internet. When you win the lotto? Since my lotto ticket comes in, yeah. Kia ora.

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down What the hell? I think Google's actually, uh... That's right, it's where we see who is the most competitive here in the Bree and Clint show. Me. Turns out it's Clint. I was going to say producer Anastasia.

She's coming off a high. She gave us a hiding last week. She won 3-0 last week. No, I believe she got pantsed last week. I think it was the week before. I had a double pantsing. It was our caller who won 3-0 last week. That's right. Producer Anastasiaola who won 3-0 last week. That's right.

So producer Anastasia needs to pick up her game this week and the person who is going to stop you from doing that is Kristen. G'day, mate. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you. Have you heard Google Down before? No, I haven't. This is the first time.

Oh, okay. Great, welcome. We love new players. Here's how it works, Kristen. I'm going to read out a question. You need to Google that question as fast as you can, and the first person to just yell out the correct answer, the most common answer that comes up for that question,

gets a point. All right. The first to three correct points wins. If you yell out the wrong answer, though, you're out for that question. Got it. All right, here we go. Okay, no worries. Kristen, what are you Googling on?

My phone. Okay, perfect. That means everyone here in the studio will also Google on phones to keep it fair. Here we go, guys. Question number one. How long did the dinosaurs live on Earth? Oh, ages. How long?

Bends out. 165 million years. I'm going to say producer Anastasia just started before Clint. I think he just said 65. Yeah, that's how long ago they went extinct, my bad. Right, so then producer Anastasia. You were in that, Kristen. Come on, mate, you've got this.

Here we go, question number two. Producer Anastasia's on one. How much did Leonardo DiCaprio get paid for the Titanic? How much did he get paid? $2.5 million. That was his base salary. He was wisely negotiating advice to negotiate a 1.8 share of the gross revenue as well. Oh, yeah.

And then he went on to gross $3 billion worldwide in the box office. That was the movie. How much did he make? $40 million. That's right, Kristen. No. That is right. Really?

Yay. Excellent work. Well done, Kristen. Excellent work, Kristen. It pays to pay attention. Nice. Yeah, $40 million was what he eventually made from the whole thing. Yeah.

Because of that stuff that he negotiated. I'm so happy for him. He really deserves that. But, I mean, was it worth it? He died. I mean, he was on, you know, he could have got on the big door, but he decided not to. All right, one to Anastasia, one to Kristen.

Question number three. What year did Fergie release the song Glamorous? What year? 2006. That's correct. What was that? 2006.

2006. Alright. Point of peace. Producer Ben is out. I can be out if you want. But Producer Ben is out. Is out. I can be out if you want. But Producer Ben. No, no, you're out. I would like you to play for Kristen.

Oh, yeah, I'll play on behalf of Kristen. Kristen, you now have Producer Ben on your team as well. He's pretty good. Here we go. Question number four, which I mean, some say might be a hindrance. He hasn't got any points, but you never know. Question number four. How many zoos are there in the world?

How many zoos? 10,000. That's correct. Around about 10,000. I literally spelt how many Zs in world. Yeah, it's amazing what you can get away with, eh? But that's my issue with the Leo one. All right.

She's on match point, everybody. She could win it here. Now, guys, I will warn you, this may be a bit more of a tough one. Question number five. You guys need to stop produce Anastasia. What is the eighth number in pie? Six. Produce Ben's out. I just went for it. I just went for it. Nine. An Producer Ben's out.

I just went for it. I just went for it. That's... Nine. Anastasia's out. Take it... I thought it was like this. What were you going to say?

What did you say, Kristen? What was that? Hang on. It's... Oh, my God. I think I'm on the side of the road. Five. That is correct.

It is five. Done. Clint is on two It is five. Done. Clint is on two. Anastasia is on two. And Kristen, you're on one. Let's make this point for the win. Here we go. Here we go.

For everybody, this is for the win. Question number six. Except Ben, he's out. Nah. Where was the slip and slide invented? Where was the slip and slide invented? Where was the slip and slide? California Lakewood. Anastasia's done it.

She's back. Damn, she is good. Well done, Kristen. You crushed it. Kristen, you were right in that, mate, and I'm going to award you the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations, Kristen. Thank you so much.

Thank you for playing. We appreciate you playing. Call any time to play again. Brianne Clint. ZM's $100,000 secret sound. $100,000 in a secret clue that has just been given by soundkeeper Ella. We are on tender hooks here in the ZM studio. Surely it has pushed some people by soundkeeper Ella. We are on tender hooks here in the ZM studio.

Surely it has pushed some people in the right direction. Yeah, I really just want a break during Easter. So, sorry, Ross Boss, but I kind of gave a great clue out. Well, if it is what we think it is, and Bree and I still don't know what the secret sound is, I feel like it's there. But we could be wrong, so... Yeah, exactly. The secret sound has been a distraction.

Is that what it was? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. And then, oh gosh. Wait, let me get my notes. What was the clue? Hang on one second, please. Password. The secret sound has been a distraction. Now it's time for the

final chapter. There we go everybody That was the last clue Let's bring on somebody with a guess with that clue Ariana is here Hi Ariana Hello Ariana Oh my goodness, hello You are on, you've made it

Hello What does that clue do for you? Sorry, what was that? What does that clue do for you Ariana? Has it changed your guess? No, it's actually I'm very adamant now about my clue. Okay. Okay.

So have you had this guess for a while or? Yeah, no, I have had the guess since the first clue. So yeah, I've won all my clues. Yeah. And you haven't changed at all. Okay. So it's $100,000. If you won $100,000, how would that change your life?

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I think it would change quite a bit, actually. I've got two wee boys and I'm young family, so it would really help. Oh, come on, Soundkeeper Ella. Hey, well, I haven't heard your guess. I'm so keen. You sound lovely. What's your guess. I'm so keen. You sound lovely. What's your guess?

I reckon the secret sound is you know when you grab a chunk of a book with the pages and you flick it through with your fingers? Yeah, I reckon it's the secret sound. Okay, and you've tried this out yourself? Yes, I have. I'm actually

studying at the moment, so I'm around books all the time. Can we hear the sound? This has been such a distraction. Yeah. This is what I think it is too, Ariana. I think it's that too, Ariana. With that last clue and the one before it,

the GPS location of the farmer's store on Queen Street, which used to be a Wickhull store, I think that that's what this is too. Wait, this is too. Wait, this is your guess as well? I thought this last week after that clue. But also the doctor's office. I mean, you know, there's medical books.

Okay. But I mean, we have been wrong a million times playing this game. We've convinced ourselves that we're right like 15 times this season. Okay, this is the secret sound. Oh, definitely could be that. Has Ariana got it though? Sunky Barella. Ariana, we're going to lock that in for $100,000. Ariana?

Yeah? That is the secret sound you've won $100,000! Yay! You did it! That is the secret sound. Oh, my goodness. You've just won $100,000, Ariana. Oh, my goodness. You've just won 100K, Ariana. Oh, my goodness.

Thank you so much. My whole body is covered in goosebumps. I've just got goosebumps everywhere too. Ariana, who are you there with? I am with my mum and my two wee boys and my brother and the granddad. So, yes. What's going through your mind right now? What are you thinking? I don't even know.

I'm shaking. Yeah, that's... I've tried so hard to get through this past week, so yeah, thank you guys so much. How many times do you think you've called our 800 dials at him in the last week alone? Well, let me just tell you that my call log is like out the gate, so...

Wow. Well, you've got money to pay for that phone bill now, Ariana. That's right. That's $100,000, Ariana. Oh, wow. Where do you live? I live in Dunedin. That's a house deposit if you don't already own a house.

That's 100%. That's somewhere for you guys to live, you know? That's crazy. What does your mum think, Ariana? Oh, she is aesthetic as well. Hugging me and, yes, she really enthuses me. So that's so cool. That is so sweet.

Well done. Honestly, it was right there in that last clue. I'm so glad you got it. I can't believe it. Thank you guys so much. This is life-changing for a young family like yours, Ariana. What's the first thing you're going to buy? Go on. for a young family like yours, Ariana? What's the first thing you're going to buy?

Go on. I think I have to humble myself and go out for dinner with my wee boys and my partner. Make sure you order dessert. Get the lobster. Maybe a drink as well. You can get whatever you want. Is the mum there? Can she say hi?

Yeah, of course. I'll just get her for you. Oh, my God. This is wild. It worked. My clue worked. Hi, mum. What's mum's name?

Are you there, mum? I am. How are you? Can you believe it? Your daughter's just won $100,000. I know. I'm so proud of her. She really deserves this money.

Yeah. She really, really deserves to win this. And she's been trying. She's even got me on the phone trying as well. She's got you involved. But, I mean, you're already a ZM listener, obviously. Yes. What sort of cut does mum take when their daughter wins $100,000?

Yeah, I know, actually. Something to think about. We'll have to talk about that. It's yet to be negotiated. Well, there you go,000. Yeah, I know, actually. Something to think about. We'll have to talk about that. It's yet to be negotiated. Well, there you go, everybody. After how many weeks, the secret sound after all this time, Sunky Brella, was?

Books. Sorry, flipping pages through a book. From the book. Flipping through a book. From the book. You got it. You got it. Ariana.

Oh, my God. She's done it. Thank you. Next. There you go, everybody. Thank you so much to everyone who has played The Secret Sound with us this season. Amazing work, Soundkeeper Ella. It's gone.

We did it. A very deserving winner. And thanks to Neon, who have put the whole thing on. It's been an amazing season. Cheers, Neon. We can't wait to do it again. I've still got goosebumps. Again?

Yeah, we've got to do another one, man. Give me a break. Give me a break. I'm coming back. If you missed it, the secret sound is gone. This right here, it's the sound of a bloody book. It's pages in a book. It's flicking pages in a book.

I can't believe that it was that. But, like, I can believe it. Yeah, it was very funny. I've had books just all over my house and one day I bought a book, a mushroom book. I was looking through it going, hang on, the secret sound's coming up. Why don't we do that?

A book. That there was worth $100,000 for Ariana. Everyone has done that to a book. Right? Everyone would have heard that before. Ariana's still here with us at the moment. Ariana, how are you going? Hi, yeah, good, thank you. Has it sunk in yet?

Yeah, kind of. How old are you by the way, if I'm allowed to ask? I would like to still say I'm young, okay? I'm 26. You're definitely young. What do you do for a job? I am a healthcare assistant.

You're a healthcare assistant? Yeah. So $100,000 is an incredible amount of money, right? Yeah, it is. It's life-changing, actually. It's so lucky with a competition like this when you come to a winner and you say, what do you do for a job?

It's really risky because they might go, I'm an investment banker. I'm a lawyer. Hey, Ariana, who would be the main person that you need to tell that you've just won $100,000 right now? Probably my partner. Oh my God. Are you saying

your partner wouldn't know about this? No, no. I haven't even told him. What does he do? Where is he right now? He'll be at home and he is a tradie. Are you at your mum's place? Yes I am Mum's helping with the secret sand

You've got your mum working around the clock Oh you can afford a nanny now Ariana this is massive Did you ever think you would be the person To win a competition With this much money? Oh, no, honestly, I really didn't. I mean, the clues from the get-go kind of gave it for me,

and I was set in stone. It's never changed. So they weren't obvious for me from the start at all. It wasn't until we got down to that Wickle store on Queen Street. Yeah, but we suck at this game, Ariana. And then that last one. So I'm keen to know what was it that made you so sure that this was pages in a book?

Well, I think what made it is because the doctor's office clothes, medical books, and then the movie, like the neon clothes. Well, I just saw manuscripts, you know, scripts from a movie. And then definitely

the location with the coordinates. Yeah, right. Yeah. Ariana, you said the person you'd need to probably tell about this would be your partner. We've got your partner on the line right now. Do you want to tell him right now? Wow.

Okay. Okay. Welcome to the show, Dom. Kia ora. You're live on ZN. G'day Dom How's it going? Good

We've got Ariana on the phone She needs to tell you something Ariana Hi darling Hey baby Kishwa I heard your voice I've just won a thousand

Well we've won a thousand dollars I won a hundred thousand dollars I'm coming to see you Well, we've won $1,000. $100,000. I'm coming to see you. Dom, she needs flowers. She needs champagne. She needs the whole thing. She's been saying that she knew the answer for weeks.

Has she? Did you believe it? Oh, kind of. Kind of? She is a smart cookie. Yeah. I hope, I hope at no point over the last six or eight weeks you've said to her, oh babe, give up. Give it up. No.

No? No. I love that Dom. You were supportive and that's what you should stick to so then she shares it with you. Dom, what do you want to do with $100,000? Go and get something to eat. You know what? You know what? You know what?

That's exactly what Ariana said. We said, what's the first thing you're going to do? She goes, oh, go out for dinner. And that's why you guys are married. Hey, congratulations, guys. We're excited for what this is going to do for your family. Thank you. And we're stoked to give it to such cool people.

Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you. Ariana, you are a $100,000 winner thanks to Neon and ZM's secret sound. How good? Oh, thank you guys so much. There's also a binding contract for you guys that you have to listen to ZM forever now. So you can't do that.

Dom, we're sending a tattoo artist around to tattoo ZM on your butt cheek right now. Yeah, I'll get it, I'll get it. It's key. Free and Clint. Free and Clint's birthday banger. See, see. I have flipped through a book though.

Your teachers told you reading will pay off. Yeah. I didn't know they meant it this literally. Okay, let's do a birthday banger for some people. Dom's here. Kia ora, Dom. G'day, Dom. G'day, g'day.

How's it going, Tim? Good, mate. How are you? You can't complain, can't complain. Oh, that's good. Dom, what's your birthday, mate? 29th of August, 1998. All right.

You were 16 in 2014. And on the 29th of August in 2014, this had a number one hit. Magic and Rude. Correct. Do you like it, Dom? It's quite a vibey song. The real one-hit wonder of this band, eh? They were, eh?

They were everywhere. And then all gone. They could come back. That's a good birthday bit. They could come back. You never know. Anyone could come back. Yeah, I mean anyone.

Tan's here. Kia ora, Tan. Hi, Tan. Hey, guys. Did you know what the secret sound was, Tan? No idea, mate. Nah. Yeah, well.

Same here, Tan, until that last clue. Until the right of the end, yeah. But now you can just go, yeah, bro, I knew it all along. Yeah, I knew it. I knew what it was. well, same here, Tan, until that last clue. Until the right of the end, yeah. But now you can just go, yeah, bro, I knew it all along. Yeah, I knew it. I knew what it was. What's your birthday, Tan? 19 Feb 95. All right, you were 16 in 2011.

And on the 19th of Feb in 2011, this reached the top of the chart. Lady Gaga. Do you like this, Ten? Good birthday banger for you? Nah, not digging that. Oh. Not a Gaga fan. It's okay, you can't please all the people all the time.

We'll go to Audra. Kia ora, Audra. Hi, Audra. Hi, Audra. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Did you know what the secret sound was? No, I didn't. Yeah, neither.

It's hard. It's so hard. It's such a hard game. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, that's even more credit to Ariana for getting it. On that last clue, though, I was like, I so knew it. So you can't be disappointed then if you had no idea. You're like, oh, yeah, I'm happy for her. Happy for her.

Totally. What's your birthday, Audra? Let's do a birthday banger for you. Okay, can I just say I feel like a complete nana because I am way older than her. Well, give yourself some credit. What are we talking? Not at all. March 2nd, 1974.

Oh, what are you bloody worrying about? That's fine. You're 16 in 1990. I can be their mum. I carry on. Oh, what are you bloody worrying about? That's fine. You're 16 in 1990. I can be their mum. No, carry on. I'm dying to know what the song is because I'll probably love it. And Audra, here is your birthday banger.

Hang on. What year was she? 18? No. 16. Yeah. We're forgetting all the rules. You were 16 in 1990 and on the 2nd of March, your 16th birthday, this was number one. We're the new kids on the block, Audra.

No! No! N-K-O-T-B. Remember that one? Love it. Love it. Is this a bit of you? Yeah, totally.

It's a banger. See? Yours kicks ass. Wait there, Audra. We've got a tough decision to make. It's between Dom's magic, Tan's Born This Way, and Audra's Nukid on the Block. You're Gaga, right?

Oh. I can pick you like a dirty nose. You're Lady Gaga. Oh, yeah. What are you going? Gaga or magic. I don't vibe that Nuk New Kids on the Block song. Nothing against Audra.

She's a great... You know, Producer Ben goes, I've never heard of this song before. I've never heard that song either. Haven't you? No. Really? I know who New Kids on the Block are,

but I couldn't tell you one of their songs. It's not one of their big, big hits. Well, I couldn't tell you what their big, big hit was either. The Magic Rude song. I don't mind it. It's no Gaga, though. It's no Gaga. It's Born This Way for me. Right.

Even though Tan's not going to be impressed. Hey, Tan, we got bad news for you. You just won Birthday Banger. Oh, God. Hey, take the title and run with it, mate. Bree and Clint. Here's your Birthday Banger.

Zed him. My mama told me. Bree ZM. Good news. The border is open and the Australians are on their way. Woo-hoo! G'day, Cobber. Get ready to hear the sweet sound of cork hats swishing in the breeze back on our shores. And what else are you guys into? You know, zinc.

Zinc. We're into zinc. Yeah, zinc sales about to go through the roof zinc. Zinc. We're into zinc. Yeah, zinc sales about to go through the roof again. Struth. Fair dinkum. Can't wait. It's good. We need this.

We need our Aussie mates back in the country. We need as many of them as possible to come here and save Queenstown. It's good for the economy. It's good for the economy. It's actually the best thing for the economy. It's also good for the hotness quota. Because, you know, some sexy tanned Australians come into the country.

Well, thank you. No, you've been here too long. You've lost your tan. I thought we should call Australia today, the country, and just check when you're getting here. Oh, is there a number for Australia, the country? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Bondi. When I think Australia, I think Bondi. So let's call the very cool Bondi Beach.

This is Bondi Espresso Bar. You need to ask them, when are they getting here? And do they need a ride from the airport? Oh, because I speak Australian. Okay, right. Oh, God. I probably know them. Bondi Espresso. Yeah, g'day. Who was that?

Hello, mate. Look, I was just calling. I know, you know, with all the COVID stuff and whatever happening, that the Aussies are now allowed back into New Zealand. I'm in Auckland. I was just calling to see if you were coming over this weekend. Are you ringing Bondi Espresso in Sydney? Yeah, I heard you guys were doing a trip to New Zealand,

maybe hit the slopes in Queenstown, you know, maybe Wanaka. No, no. Who'd you hear that from? I just heard from your boss that you guys were just planning a trip. All the Australians. I think you got the wrong place, darling. Have a lovely day. Bye.

Cool. Hang out with you later. Need a lift from the airport? He doesn't sound like he's coming at all. He sounds quite grumpy. Maybe he hasn't heard the news. I was going to say, you know what he needs? A holiday. Or an espresso.

Brie, are you ready for a surprise? I don't know. I am blindfolded right now. And the last time you blindfolded me, Channing Tatum was on the other end of the call. Bring in Channing Tatum. Oh, my God. Just kidding. No call Bring in Channing Tatum Just kidding Bring in the dogs everybody

Take your blindfold off The dogs? Yeah Oh my god there's dogs in the studio There's dogs in the studio Hi beautiful doggie April is National Adopt-a-Greyhound month And so we've got some very special greyhounds in the studio.

Do these greyhounds need a home? Yes, they do. You know I've been looking for a second dog and my partner's very keen on a greyhound. Yeah, look at these beautiful dogs. Oh my god, are they not the cutest thing? And they're so quiet and they're so gentle. I think this is better than Channing Tatum.

Hi Amelia. Hi Amelia. Are these your greyhounds? These are some of our greyhounds yes we've got Juno and Jack in here today. Oh my god they're so sweet. Yeah they're gorgeous aren't they? Talk to us about National Adopt-a-Greyhound Month. Why do we need to adopt a greyhound? You need to adopt a greyhound because they are the most amazing pets. They are absolutely beautiful. They're gentle. They're loving.

And they sleep 18 hours a day. They sleep 18 hours a day? Yeah, they sleep 18 hours a day. So if you're looking for someone to cuddle up and watch Netflix with you, this is the dog for you. Amelia, it's such a misconception about greyhounds that they're, you know, obviously they have these lives where they're about greyhounds that they're you know obviously they have these lives where they're they're racing greyhounds and it's it's not the most ideal lifestyle for them but then

they need homes once they've finished you know racing but it's such a misconception that they need so much you know exercise and all the rest of it they're actually really like chill dogs aren't they yeah totally most of them are happy with about 30 minutes a day that'll do them really yeah we do have some that are happy to live a more active lifestyle but look yeah i've got his line down for sleep and campbell over here he he is actually the owner of of jack the black one over there so he'll be able to tell you heaps about what it's like to be a greyhound owner as well. Did these Greyhounds used to be racing dogs? Yes. So actually Juno is unraced.

Right. And Jack, I believe, is ex-racing. So he's retired and he's living his cushy retirement life with Campbell. I'd watch out. This one is making eyes at me and I know that he's yours. But just keep an eye on him because I could take him home. He's so sweet. Yeah, and they're perfect for people who live in smaller houses.

Are they? Because they're quite a big dog. They are. So can they exist in a smaller environment? Oh, totally. We have greyhounds that live in apartments. Really? Yeah.

It's like getting a small dog in a big dog's body. They just want to curl up on your couch. And the other thing that attracts people to greyhounds is they don't get that doggy smell. They don't smell. Is this a smell-free dog? Really? I didn't know that.

Yeah, a lot of people don't wash them very regularly and don't even use a soap, a little rinse with water so yeah they definitely don't get that doggy smell oh my god massive bonus a lot of them don't they're like low shedding dogs and what are they like with kids uh well again it depends on the greyhound because every greyhound is a different personality but how we work is we work like a bit of a matchmaking agency and that the applicant comes to us and then we find the perfect like tinder for greyhounds yeah like tinder for greyhounds we we we match you up for the with the greyhound that's going to be best for your lifestyle so if you have kids or if you have other dogs or

if you you figure all that stuff out right figure it out and we find the the perfect pooch for you but sometimes the dog well I believe the dog always chooses you. Well we need to go and patch some dogs. If anyone is interested in adopting, fostering or donating this National Adopt-a-Greyhound Month, you can head to the website greyhoundsaspets.org.nz

or Facebook greyhoundsaspets.nz I think you might have one sitting right here. I'm going to the website right now. Brian Clint. This is important for you, someone who I know takes a lot of selfies. I've seen your camera roll. Can I just say?

Your back camera has never been used. Oh, whatever. The front one's nearly worn out. You've got more selfies on your Instagram than me. Selfies, get this, selfies may be fueling a rise in unnecessary cosmetic surgery

because they've found out that selfies make your nose look longer and wider than it actually is. Well, that is not good news. Well, no, it is good news because your nose is fine, but selfies are telling you that your nose is not fine news. Well, no, it is good news because your nose is fine, but selfies are telling you that your nose is not fine. No, but it's making people get plastic surgery.

Yeah, well, yeah. So that's not a good thing. It's good for the plastic surgeons. Scientists from the University of Texas found younger people especially are booking rhinoplasties. That's a nose job. Yes, right. Isn't that what a rhinoplasty?

Yeah, I thought it was to get rid of your horn. Well, basically it is because selfies have distorted the nose image, like your own interpretation of your nose. What they did is they got 30 people and they took three photos of them. Yeah. Two of the photos were taken on a smartphone from 12 inches and 18 inches away from the face. Okay.

And one of the photos was taken with a digital camera from five feet away a digital camera where'd they find that they got the sony cyber shot out of the drawer they go to the museums and get a digital you know what i mean like a like a camera camera regular camera um all of the photos were shot uh in the same setting with the exact same lighting in the exact same room. So it wasn't like good or bad lighting. The results found that people's noses looked up to 6.4% longer in the selfie cam compared to a standard photograph. Why did they think that is?

Just the angle. Just the way that those cameras work and where you put it. It just makes your nose look bigger than it actually is. So that's what it's been. They also found that it made the base of the nose appear wider relative to the face. Did it also reveal, just double checking, that it makes you look like, appear to have a double chin? Or is that something a selfie does? They said it made the chin appear smaller, actually.

Shit. Is that something a selfie does? They said it made the chin appear smaller actually Shit Guys don't know if you know this But we've moved to orange baby Yeah Game on We've moved whatever that means Does that mean I think that means that it's over The pandemic is over

Yeah Right We've got the orange light We've got the amber light on this pandemic It means you're not good to go unless you absolutely gun it. Yeah. Orange, put your foot down. Just go for it.

Yeah, yeah. Look, one of the things that is happening today is that, and we talked about it earlier, the Aussies are allowed back into New Zealand. Yes. Which is great for the economy. We want the Aussies in Queenstown. Yes.

We want them on the slopes. We need them in and around the whole country. Get to Auckland, Aussies. Yeah. It Aussies in Queenstown. We want them on the slopes. We need them in and around the whole country. Anywhere. Get to Auckland, Aussies. It's a great place to visit. But there's a list that's come out from Booking.com about the top 10 Easter hotspots that

Kiwis are looking at going. Because we can now freely move in and out of the country as well. Yes. Okay. So this is quite interesting. Look, honourable mention, we're just going to do the top five because these are the international destinations. Sure, yeah. Honourable mention to number seven, Brisbane.

You know, I loved it. Your stomping ground. Yes, my old stomping ground. Not in the top five though. Well, it's close, seven, not too far away, but let's do the top five. Coming in at number five for the top destinations

Kiwis are looking to go for Easter. Melbourne. Australia. Not the best climate. Now is probably the last weekend you want to go. This would be a good weekend to go. After this it turns to poos. It does but a lot of cool stuff in Melbourne to go see. Chin Chin the restaurant to pose. It does. But a lot of cool stuff in Melbourne to go see.

Chin Chin, the restaurant, I recommend you've been there. Any of your recommendations not include food? That's the only recommendations I have, okay? There's museums and stuff. I don't know. The Australian Open, not on at the moment. But number four, Nadi in Fiji. Nandi.

Nandi. Yeah. Love. You're a big frequenter of Fiji, aren't you? You know what's so annoying is that I looked at it, spelt Nardi. You went in so confidently too. I spent a month there filming the first season of Treasure Island. What an idiot. The problem is now, next time we interview that celebrity chef, you're going to introduce her as Nandi alum.

Nandi. Of course it's Nandi. I lived there for a month. I'm so sorry, people from Fiji. Bula Vinaka, Fiji. We'd love to get back over there. Number three, Sydney, Australia. Get me back to Sydney. Always a top

destination for the Kiwis. Number two, the Kiwis fizz for this spot. Love it. It's the Gold Coast I thought Gold Coast was going to be number one Yeah Number two Have we diversified our holiday destinations?

Have we grown up as a country? It's been knocked off We've got a new favourite destination The new favourite destination to go for Easter for Kiwis Rarotonga Of course Rarotonga Of course, of course, of course

People are keen to get to the Cook Islands. It's the only place we've been able to go for the last two years. So, like, everyone's, you know. Yeah. And it's beautiful over there. It's a top spot. There you go. If you couldn't decide you're looking for a last-minute holiday destination,

they're the top five. There you go. Good luck. Enjoy it. I hope you know where your passport is. It's been a while. Yeah, check that. Check that before you book anything.