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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast.
We've just wrapped up the show and we've just talked to,
you're going to hear her in the podcast, her name's Linda.
Oh my God, I'm so obsessed with Linda.
She's 61 years old.
My new star sign is Linda.
And we asked the question, how long did you make him wait,
you know, before you do the indoor gardening?
And Linda's answer is just, I don't want to ruin it because it's just perfect.
It's something to look forward to in the podcast.
She's got a good attitude, Linda.
Shit, it's good.
Do you reckon she was single?
Maybe.
Yeah, I reckon she was single too.
She sounded like she was having too much fun.
Well, are you interested?
I am.
If I was a single man, I would definitely go on a date with Linda.
Here's a question.
I'll fight you for it.
How old would you go?
How old would I go?
Yeah.
Here's a question.
How old have you been?
Not old.
How old am I?
I'd go 32.
Yeah, but that's because you're 22.
Fuck you, Ella.
Yeah.
Yeah. She was just doing it to make us feel old. Oh, no, it're 22. Fuck you, Ella. Yeah.
She was just doing it to make us feel old. Oh, no, it wasn't.
It was an argument.
Oh, yeah.
You know the power I have over you at the moment.
32 is as old as she can stomach.
That's what she's saying.
She's like, anything past 32.
The wrinkles will get in the way.
No!
That's actually horrifically ageist from you.
And my answer, Ella, is age is just a number.
Wow, okay.
So find me an octogenarian, baby Lishgall.
I'll answer the question that you asked.
I would say right now?
Yeah.
Probably 40, I'd say.
Okay, you're way less generous than Ella.
She's willing to go 10 years above her age.
You're only willing to go...
42, maybe.
But only a kiss with a 32-year-old.
Oh, I don't know.
See, I'm way more generous than she goes.
Only a kiss, though, with a 32-year-old.
Anything else, ewwy.
Who are these 32-year-olds who are just looking for a kiss with you?
My person I'm crushing on.
Do you know who I'm with?
They're 34.
No, are they? Yes.
Oh, you screwed it.
We had a guest in today who's not on the show
so we won't reveal who they are, but Ella
was smitten. Yeah, she was
fizzing. Fizzing at the bunghole.
Not at the bunghole, don't
say that. That's what you say. You're fizzing at the bunghole. Fizzing at the bunghole. Not at the bunghole. Don't say that. That's what you say.
You're fizzing at the mouth.
Ew.
She was like, she was like flustered.
Like noticeably flustered.
Like soon as the guest left.
Oh, God.
They were so bit of all right.
Yeah.
So that person that you are so attracted to is 34.
Yeah, okay.
Does that change anything?
34.
34.
34.
I like how quickly it changes.
Yeah, exactly.
Does 34 seem old to you?
No.
She doesn't want to say now.
Oh, no.
It does.
It definitely seemed old to me when I was Ella's age.
Yeah.
Like it does to any 22-year-old.
I was talking to Ella the other day,
and I realized I'm closer in age to you guys than I am to her,
and that freaks me out.
Easily closer to us.
Because you guys are old. Sorry, what?
This will upset you. Brie and I just
think of you as the same age as us. Yeah.
You are the same age as us. What?
So do you view me as like an infant?
Yes. You're an infant.
Claudia, same boat as us.
Same generation.
Wow, yeah.
Claudia's having a realisation.
Cooks her own dinners.
Do you not view yourself as the same age as us?
I feel like I'm my own category, where I'm in the middle somewhere.
I feel like we should explain this.
I feel like you guys are more mature than me.
Ella, 22.
Claudia, 29.
Bree, 33.
33.
Clint, 30-ish.
No, you're 35
Correct
That was close
That could have gone real bad
Yeah
Well Clint and I
Are in our 30s okay
Yeah we're in our mid 30s
Yeah
Does it feel fun
Um
It's not as scary as you think
Okay
But it's also not as fun
As I
Would like
Nah it's pretty fucking scary
Pretty fucking
Pretty fucking scary
As a woman
Actually I think it's way scarier
As a woman
Do you feel pressure to do society
I think there's way more pressure for the women in our 30s
I think
Is that what I have to look forward to
100% I think
For a woman in your 30s
You just I don't know what it is
The weight of expectation comes down on you
You just feel all of this extra pressure And you know what John's really fucked And I don't know what it is but the weight of expectation comes down on you. You just feel all of this
extra pressure on you. And you know what's really fucked
and I don't think anybody talks about this
it's the complete opposite for men
but not in the way you think. Men go
oh maybe I should have held out a bit
longer. Yeah. Maybe I
should have held on to the golden years for a bit
longer. Wow. Maybe I should extend this thing.
It's a completely different story. Yeah.
Because it's not weird for a man it's not impossible for a bit longer. It's a completely different story, yeah. Because it's not weird for a man,
it's not impossible for a man to start his family in his 50s.
Yeah, to be honest, if I was a man,
I wouldn't start my family until I was in my 40s, I reckon.
Well, where were you three years ago?
Just kidding.
Just kidding, love my family, very happy.
If I had the option, I would fucking live out my 20s and my 30s.
Like if it all panned out, you know, whatever.
And then my early 40s, I'd be like, right, sweet.
Because you could do that.
You can do that.
You could easily do that.
Most men can anyway.
You can't.
Huh?
You can't.
Nah.
Do you know how much, do you know all the risks and all the statistics and stuff?
You know it's a geometric.
Are you talking about having children?
Yeah.
Right, okay.
Women can't, you should not, it's not really an option to wait for your early 40s to have kids.
But you can, of course you can.
But there's higher risk. But there's so many higher risk.
Like there's so much risk and there's also a massive risk
that you won't be able to get pregnant at all.
Yeah.
You know?
You know it's a geriatric pregnancy after 35?
Geriatric.
Geriatric.
That's the word.
After 35?
That was the word I was going.
After 35.
After 35?
I think so, yeah.
What?
Like once you're past 35, yeah.
I think it might even be earlier.
No, I looked it up recently.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I think it's once you hit 35.
You need to figure this out.
Not even on my radar.
And apparently like the risks of pregnancy.
Just so we're clear, I'm 29, not on my radar.
No, kids is not on my radar.
It's on my radar.
I have a dog that's new.
The risk, once you turn 35 and having babies, it like doubles straight away.
Every year.
Yeah.
No, but especially like 35.
No, no, I'm just saying it goes up exponentially every year.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so fucked.
Don't ask me for any sperm because I can't give you any.
Us as women have such a fucking rough deal with some of this stuff, eh?
Like, we have to grow up so fast and, like, think, like, be so, I don't know.
We just have to make all these massive bloody decisions.
Like, you have to take, if you want to be, like, a young mom or, like, you want, you know, you just have to, like, figure it all out.
Yeah. a young mom or like you want you know you just have to like figure it all out. And if you want
to be a young mom then that goodbye to your youth
or like goodbye to that sort of lifestyle
of going out. But
Oh that's scary. Yeah you're
right but there are swings and roundabouts. There's something
cool about being a young parent too because
you get to be young and
energetic with these kids and then at the other
end you're in
your 40s when they're leaving home and you have that part of your life to enjoy so it's what i feel like there's
a greater chance of you being able to enjoy your grandkids yeah yeah i feel like you don't ever
figure out who you truly are if you have kids really young like you don't have the time because
you are so busy and you've got so much responsibility. Or you find out really fucking fast.
Either way.
But very different perspectives, eh?
Oh, I mean, yeah.
I don't know.
I just...
Trust me.
Stay in your 20s.
And this is why I always say to you, Ella, like, live your 20s
because once you get into your 30s as a woman you feel all this
pressure trust me and you want to live in the moment of being carefree and figuring out who
you are and have fun this advice isn't for you Claude it's too late for you yeah it is I mean
it is too late for you Claude because you are looking down the barrel no I'm just kidding
what are you gonna do for your 30th I don't kidding. What are you going to do for your 30th?
I don't know.
I want to do something, though.
When is your 30th?
In June.
In June.
You should have a party at the water aerobics centre.
Oh, my gosh.
Just get egg-frozzled.
Easy on your joints.
Go to bingo.
Oh, I love bingo.
I love bingo.
Bingo's so fun.
Should we do a bingo tour?
Yeah, bingo's fun.
I feel like that's been done by a ZM group before.
Oh, yeah, Banger's Bingo.
Oh, yeah.
They've heard of that one.
That does sound familiar.
What else could we do?
We could do a trivia.
We could do darts.
What about casino?
I love darts.
Darts takes fucking ages.
Yeah, it does.
Pool?
Tonk?
Bowls.
Bowling.
Oh, if it was was summer We could have went
On like a lawn bowls
Trip
Or pickleball
Oh pickleball
Oh yeah pickleball
Dude
I play that with my mum's friends
Fastest growing sport in America
So fun
Fastest growing sport in America
It's really good
Is it just tennis
Slash pretty much
It's padded tennis
With a plastic ball
It's like the in between
Of ping pong and tennis
Yeah that's how I explain it
with like a racket
in between that
The ball can't go very far
It's a wiffle ball
Yeah
You guys should come
play with my mum's friends
It's fun
You're missing out
Why can't we just
play with you?
Yeah
Do you play?
Yep
You can play with me
I would own your ass
in pickleball
Oh nah
Oh whose team
would I want to be on?
Is it a team thing?
Who's the most eye-catching?
Who do you...
No, wait.
I just want to ask one more question before we leave.
I don't know if we've ever asked this question.
We should do a vote.
Who do we think, out of all of us, in the state we're all in right now,
who is the most athletic person on the team?
But it's all like as we are right now.
Okay, I've got my answer.
Should we all say it on three?
No, wait, wait.
I need to think about it.
It's quite hard for me.
The caveat of in the state that we're in now.
Okay, I've got my answer.
Right now.
Okay, here we go.
I've got my answer.
Three, two, one.
Clint.
Claudia.
What?
Me?
Who said me?
Who said Ella?
Me for fun.
Oh, Clint, that's bullying.
Who did you say, Clint?
Who did you say, Ella?
Claudia.
And you said me.
So we all see each other
That's how we get out of this thing
Enjoy the podcast everybody
But technically yours was a joke
Wasn't it?
Okay we'll move on
Knock Ella down with a feather
I think you're very athletic
Get out.
Take a sip from my secret potion.
Banger.
Brie and Clint, hi.
Welcome to the show, everybody.
What day is it?
Is it Thursday?
It's Thursday.
If it's Thursday, I'm going to be so happy.
Is it Thursday? It is Thursday. Can it's Thursday I'm going to be so happy. Is it Thursday?
It is Thursday.
Can I just check with someone who I trust?
Claudia,
what day of the week is it?
Yeah, it's Thursday.
Brie, it's Thursday.
You don't trust me.
Well, yesterday
you didn't know
what 21% was.
Still don't.
It's close to one quarter.
Isn't it?
What?
Yeah, it is
but it's also a fifth.
Oh my God, don't complicate it. It's just rounded up. It's close to one quarter. Isn't it? What? Yeah, it is, but it's also a fifth. Oh, my God.
Don't complicate it.
It's just rounded up.
It's a quarter.
Why would you round it up when it's pretty much exactly a fifth?
Yep.
What you said.
Okay, sweet.
One fifth.
How good that it's Thursday?
I know.
Not to have some boring days of the week chat, but oh, my God, this short week has put me
in a good mood.
It's so good.
Yeah.
Why don't we just do this all the time? Why don't we just do this all the time?
Who came up with the concept
that it's fair to work
five days and have two days off?
Who came up with that idea?
The Industrial Revolution.
Oh, well...
They did a lot of bad things. Are any of them still
around? Nah, they're all gone.
Henry Ford, I think.
And he gave us the Mustang.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
Did he?
One of his kids did, yeah. Ford Mustang.
Same thing. Yeah, he gave us the
Ford Ranger. One of his offspring.
Hey, today on the show,
I wish I could tell you that the 50k cash
combo was on the way, but I heard
Georgia give it away to a lady who kept ZM on all day,
including listening to us on her AirPods inside Pack and Save.
Yeah, she was really committed and it paid off.
Didn't it?
Yep, she got twice as many groceries from Pack and Save.
Well, yeah, groceries were on us today, weren't they?
She even got the good cheese, Clint.
A thousand bucks cash.
We will be playing What's the Plot before 5 o'clock.
That's something fun to look forward to.
But let's kick it off with Tradiverse Ladies, shall we?
Yes, we shall.
If you want to win $50, all thanks to our mates at KFC,
then you can call us now.
0800 dials at M.
A decisive win for the ladies yesterday.
They're pushing ahead.
They're at 31.
The Tradies are on 29.
Let's see where we end up after this.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradiverse Lady. Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie vs. Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
Here we go.
The Tradies and the Ladies.
The Ladies pulling away a little bit there on 31 wins. The Tradies not far behind, though, on 29.
Let's see if our lady today can extend that lead even further.
She's from Auckland. She's 36. And believe it or our lady today can extend that lead even further. She's from Auckland.
She's 36.
And believe it or not, she can tap dance.
Welcome to the show, Courtney.
G'day, Courtney.
How many years of tap experience do you have?
Like, I don't know, 15?
I mean, that's a fair few.
Do you want to hear my tap dancing joke?
Yeah, go on.
How did the tap dancer get injured?
How?
He fell in the sink.
Oh.
I got it.
I got it.
Yeah, you're taking on our tradie today.
He's from Fielding.
He's 27.
And he has never seen a Keanu Reeves movie.
No, Keanu, not even The Matrix.
Welcome to the show, Connor.
G'day, Connor.
Hi. Are you actively avoiding Keanu Reeves, or Matrix. Welcome to the show, Connor. G'day, Connor. Hi.
Are you actively avoiding Keanu Reeves,
or it just hasn't happened for you yet?
No, he has just somehow managed to elude me.
Yeah, right, because those John Wick movies
are meant to be pretty good.
Apparently all of them are supposed to be pretty good.
Point Break's meant to be.
Well, it is.
It is fantastic.
What about Speed?
Nope.
Oh, there you go. None? Nope. Yeah, well.
There you go.
None of them.
Well, good for you, I guess.
Your buzzer is tradie.
Courtney, yours is lady.
The first one of you two who gives us three correct answers first
is going home with $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
She's coming to New Zealand later this year for her world tour.
What instrument does Lizzo play?
Yes, Courtney.
The flute.
It is, of course, the flute.
She's got a fun nickname for it too.
What does she call it?
Sasha Fierce, I believe.
The flute's name is Sasha Fierce.
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, right.
Because she loves Beyonce so much.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Well, nice work, Courtney.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
What is 12 times 6?
30.
Connor.
42.
No.
Worth a guess, Courtney.
You want to go?
64.
Worth another guess.
No.
72.
72.
Wow.
I would never have got that.
You know how some people are just times table people?
Like I know.
Some people can just rattle them off.
I know 1212s, 144.
Everyone memorized that one because they thought it was the most gangster.
127s.
What?
47?
No.
All right, no points there for anyone.
One to the ladies still.
Question number three.
Buzz in if you can tell me who sings this song.
Do we have one?
No, sorry.
I've got yesterday's song still.
No, all good.
We'll move on.
Question number four.
If you were looking at the Leaning Tower of Pisa,
what country would you be in?
Italy.
Yes, Courtney.
And Italy and Pisa.
Well done.
Of course, it's in Italy.
Nice work.
Two to the ladies.
Question number five.
Eiffel 65 are famous for producing what one?
Lady.
Yes, Courtney.
Lynn.
She is all over it.
Congratulations.
That's a lady victory.
Congratulations, Courtney.
We've got $50 cash coming to you from KFC.
Thank you.
God, that was, you were on fire, Courtney.
That was unreal.
I'm quite a good tap dancer.
You're quite a good tap dancer.
Yeah, she's got quick reflexes from all the tap dancing.
Tappity tap, tap, tap.
Bree and Clint.
This is for anybody who ignores the engine light
that comes up on the dashboard of their car.
Yeah, they're not just a suggestion.
And I know that that's not you.
It's not me.
I am a person who gets my car serviced every year.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
That's one thing that I actually have always been really good at.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I get it.
It's expensive, but it is important.
I'm not your dad, though.
You don't have to listen to me.
But listen to this story, okay?
This is a story from Auckland City.
It's right here.
This can happen in your own backyard.
So this person could be listening to us right now.
Yeah, but I've changed their name.
Okay, sweet.
Because I don't want to upset them.
Well, they're probably already upset because...
They're pretty upset.
Yeah.
You'll hear.
Okay, right.
So a woman who drove her car for 14 months with the engine light on
is angry that she has been denied a refund after it broke down.
Oh, no.
Was it a brand new car?
No, it wasn't brand new.
Okay.
The Auckland woman who we'll just call Jo.
Okay.
Let's call her Jo.
Jo bought a 2012 Mazda CX-5 from a car dealership in Papatoetoe.
Yep.
Within a month of buying the car, the engine light came on,
which is all good.
It's bloody annoying.
Not ideal, is it?
But that happens when you're buying secondhand cars.
I mean, it can happen, yes.
You'd be pretty annoyed, but these things happen. It's a second-hand
car. She was booked in to
take the car to the Mazda mechanic
to have that fault
looked at, but she never
did. And instead, she drove
around with the engine light on
for over a year,
clocking up 8,000
kilometres. Oh, God.
I'm surprised it lasted that long.
Until the engine exploded.
It exploded.
Blew up, yeah, blew up.
Exploded.
The car needs a whole new engine, it's shot.
The engine definitely exploded.
She said that she should get a full refund for that.
Oh, I don't think so, Jo.
You should have taken it
to the mechanics, I think. I'm not trying to
side with the car dealer, but
if the engine light is on,
that's your car going,
help me. Please fix
me. Please help me. There's
lots of moving parts and fuel
and explosive things inside
me and I need help.
This is where the argumentative person in me comes to play.
Okay.
And I say, I would like to know what the actual fault in the engine was.
So would the mechanics, but they were denied that opportunity
because the car was never taken to them.
Yeah.
You know, like I would have liked to have known what that was
because then you might have had a leg to stand on.
When you buy a secondhand car,
you're covered by the Consumer Guarantees Act.
Yeah.
I think for 12 months.
I'm not sure.
Don't quote me on that.
Oh, she's just outside.
She's just outside that.
But you still have to do the things.
Yeah, you still need to do the right thing.
But I put diesel inside my car.
This is a petrol car. So I should still inside my car. This is a petrol car.
So I should still get a refund.
I put fuel in it.
I am someone, I remember my last car that I had
used to have this issue where a certain light on the dash would come up.
Yeah.
It was quite a worrying light on the dashboard in my car.
It was the check airbag light.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was quite concerned about it because I used to get my car
serviced regularly.
They were like, oh, don't worry about it.
We've checked it.
It's not going to go off when you're driving.
And I was like, well, let's hope not.
I kind of get ignoring the airbag one a little bit because you're like.
It's a safety one. You're like, oh, I of get ignoring the airbag one a little bit because you're like. It's a safety one.
You're like, oh, I've never used the airbag.
So long as I don't crash, that doesn't matter, that one.
You know, I can kind of understand the mental.
I'm not saying I would do it.
I'm just saying the mental rationale you might go through.
If you're looking at lights to ignore, you might go.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
That's like saying, well, have I ever really used my seatbelt?
Like, do I have to use it?
Yeah, but you're someone who checks their engine light.
So am I.
I'm just saying I can kind of get it.
I want to talk to people this afternoon, and I know you're listening.
I know you're staring at that engine light on your dashboard.
You know who you are.
While we are talking to you through your car stereo,
you can see a light on your dashboard. You know who you are. Right now, while we are talking to you through your car stereo, you can see a
light on your dashboard.
0800 dial ZM or you can
text us if it's safe to do so right now on
9696. Just be honest with us.
Is your engine light on
right now? And I'd
like to know which lights people have
because you can have more than one.
You know, you can have three or four
or five lights on.
I want to know how long has it been on?
Yeah, and are you planning on taking it to the mechanic?
Do you have any intention of getting that car the first aid that it requires?
Or none at all?
So Bree and I, who are, I would say, very responsible car owners.
We are.
To the point of being a bit nerdy about it
want to know what's it like for people who just ignore their engine light.
It's just a suggestion, you know.
It's not that big of a deal.
What about this text?
I last had my car serviced in June 2020.
Has had the service light on ever since.
I've done 49,000 kilometres and flew through a wharf.
I trust my car.
Okay.
I trust my car.
Someone said the engine light in my car has been on for three years.
I just ignore it now and pray for the best.
I mean, you know, that's one way to do it.
Let's talk to some people who are in this exact situation.
Carrie-Anne is here.
Hi, Carrie-Anne.
Hi, Carrie-Anne. Hi, Kerri-Ann.
Hi, guys.
Hiya, how are you?
Kerri-Ann, be honest with us.
Is your engine light on right now?
So I've got my ABS and handbrake light on.
Oh, Kerri-Ann, they're two pretty important ones.
Kerri, those are both brakes.
Yeah, pretty serious.
You're just rolling around with no brake pads probably.
It's just metal on metal at this point.
I was going to say, do you have any intention of getting it sorted?
Well, I've had it checked out, but the cost to repair it is more than what the car's worth.
Right.
Is it more than you reckon the ability to stop is worth?
Because I'm just thinking of you.
I don't care about the car.
I'm thinking about you.
At least you went and had it checked, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what matters in a crash.
You know?
That's what matters.
Carl's here.
G'day, Carl.
Hi, Carl.
G'day.
Hello.
Tell us, mate, have you got any lights on the dash in your car?
I've got a
couple. I don't even know what they are.
Neither
do I most of the time. Talk us through them.
What do they look like? Well,
first off, it can't be a check engine
light because the car's electric.
Okay. Oh, okay.
I've got like an orange one with
the orange triangle with the exclamation mark. Okay, that's a warning. That, okay. I've got like an orange one with the orange triangle with the exclamation mark.
Okay, that's a warning.
Yeah, that's a pretty big bad one.
Then I've got another one that's a picture of a car
and a massive exclamation mark through the middle of it.
Okay, that sounds bad too.
Yeah.
Carl, what kind of car are you driving?
Nissan Leaf.
Oh, yeah, right.
Have you seen all those stories about electric cars exploding
and catching fire recently?
Yes, I have.
Doesn't concern you at all?
Not really.
Not enough to do anything about it?
I don't think that's related to your problems, though, Carl.
I think it's completely fine.
I'm thinking about just getting rid of it and getting another electric car.
Yeah, that's a good way to deal with it.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Someone texted and they said, my BSM light is on.
I have no idea what that means, but it looks harmless.
It could be worse.
It could be the BDSM light.
Yeah, that's a risk.
I mean, that is a real issue.
Before we go to this next call, I want to bring Claudia on,
who just said something that really upset me.
What did you say, Claude?
Claudia, tell us what happened with your last car.
It was, there was no lights on.
I'll preface it with that.
But it was shaking a lot for about two years.
Not a good sign.
And then I drove it into the ground
and now it doesn't work.
I had to buy a new one.
The car was shaking.
Yeah, people started being like,
I'm not hopping in your car
because it would just shake when you're sitting in the lights.
Is this the car recently that broke down at a certain place
on the side of the road and then you just left it there?
Yeah.
You just abandoned the car?
I'm not a responsible car owner.
You are not a responsible car owner, Claudia.
Let's talk to Julia.
Hi, Julia.
Hi, Julia.
Hi.
Is your engine light on, Julia?
Yes, I'm looking at it right now.
Tell us, which lights?
Just the engine light.
Oh, just the engine one.
That's not important.
How long has it been on for?
About a year and a half.
Julia.
That's a long time.
Has any, at any moment, has it crossed your mind to think,
I should go get that checked?
Well, at first, yeah, but then, no, it kind of slipped my mind
and I haven't really worried about it.
When you take it in for a warrant of fitness,
do the guys go, everything's all good, but you know your engine light's on, eh?
Yeah, every time.
And what do you say?
Yeah, I know. It's fine.
You're like, trust me, it's been like that for a while now.
Nothing's happened.
Julian's here as well.
Hi, Julian.
Julian.
Hi.
I feel much better listening to all these calls.
Do you?
Okay.
Can you top that, Julian?
No.
I've had my engine light on for three years.
It's fine.
I mean, I've had a mechanic drive my car and try
and figure it out and he couldn't. So
it just is
what it is. It's just a mystery light.
Do you reckon there's nothing wrong with the car
but the engine light is
broken and it just won't turn off?
I think that can happen.
I think that's definitely
the problem and nothing to
worry about. Have you thought of maybe just putting a bit of sticky tape,
like a bit of duct tape over the engine light so you can't see it?
No, because it doesn't hassle me.
I don't mind it.
Yeah, right.
It's just a nice pretty light now.
Julian's like, I feel like I would worry if it wasn't on.
Exactly.
These calls are blowing my mind.
What about this?
Oh, my God, this text.
My engine light has been on for four to five years,
and I've done around 100,000 Ks.
Are you joking?
Someone texted and said,
my oil light has probably been on for six months.
That means you need oil.
Your car is dry, okay?
It's dry
Go and get it some oil
It'll cost
Go to
Go to
Go to Repco
It'll cost you $20
And you can fill it with oil
That's like
That is the
The last thing you want
Is your engine
To raw dog it
You don't want that
Your pistons are literally
Raw dogging
It's so bad
The inside of your engine
It'll blow up
Go get some oil It's not that expensive Oh car. The inside of your engine. It'll blow up. Go get some oil.
It's not that expensive.
Oh, man, that is so good.
Far out.
Bree and Clint.
I've got a question, and it's a personal question,
and I'd prefer, I don't want an honest response.
Yeah, I need an honest response.
Yes, I have had a pap smear recently, if you wanted to know.
No, I was not asking you about anything that personal.
Oh, you're getting so flustered.
Why would I ever ask you that?
Because it's important to make sure your friends are getting tested regularly.
All right, I'll start asking all the women I know if they've had a pap smear.
Yeah, good.
Make sure you ask your wife.
She'll love that.
Okay.
It's not about her or you or anyone's pap smear.
Okay.
It's about me and something that I did last night.
I just want to know, am I gross for this thing?
Oh, okay.
So I'll explain to you what happened and then can all three of us please comment on,
or all three of you, whether it's gross or not.
I, just as an intro to it, I've started making my lunch to bring to work.
I'm trying to save a bit of money, trying to be a bit more responsible.
And I've been making some grilled chicken breast.
But I'll make it in the evening so it's fresh for the next day.
Last night I made it in the air fryer and then put it aside to cool.
I put a cover over it, a plastic cover over it, and then I forgot about it.
And then when it was time for bed, I went back into the kitchen
and the cat had pushed the lid off the plastic container
and had eaten a hole into the chicken breast.
I assume she had licked the whole chicken breast too,
like the surface of it, the top side.
I'd say that's pretty guaranteed, yep.
Man, I was pissed off.
Because I had put in work, I'd spent money, I don't cook.
Okay, so for me to grill a chicken breast.
That's probably pretty average then.
Doesn't matter.
That's why the cat didn't eat all of it.
With her stupid flat face, she'd managed to eat a hole into it,
not all the way through.
But I decided that I would not let it go to waste.
So I sliced the
top off the chicken breast and
put it in the fridge
and then I ate it for lunch today
because I didn't want it to go to waste.
So, in your opinion,
does that make me gross that I
did something to combat the cat?
I also microwaved it for an extra minute.
Yeah, because that makes a difference.
I'm actually shocked.
Are you?
You ate that.
Yeah, I did eat it. I think that's so gross.
You're a very picky eater as well.
I am, yeah, I am, yeah.
That's so yuck, Clint.
You know how many different kinds of bacteria are in a cat's mouth?
They lick their foofs.
They lick their bum holes.
They lick everything. And then
she's licked that chicken.
Oh, no. But I sliced the
top off it. But didn't she eat all the way through?
No, no. I sliced down
as far as she had eaten into it.
So what bit did you... You didn't eat the bit
she actually licked? Nah, technically
no. Technically that bit went in the
bin. Like if you imagine a chicken breast lying flat like this,
I'll basically cut along the middle of it
and then got rid of that bit and kept this bit.
We're concentrating on the chicken breast that she obviously,
you could tell she had definitely eaten some of it.
But what about the rest of the stuff that was in the container?
Because I'm assuming the rest of the meal was in there.
Yeah, but cats don't like rice.
Oh, well, that's, I mean.
Cats don't eat, cats aren't interested in rice.
Are you sure?
She wouldn't touch the rice.
I'm sure.
If I know cats, they like to have a bit of everything
and they like to eat it all together.
So she would have had a nibble of the rice.
I honestly didn't even think about the rice.
And cats are messy eaters too.
Like there would have been spit flying everywhere.
And she would have like
probably eaten some
and then not been able
to eat the whole bites
and would have went back in.
And then you microwaved it
and had hot spit.
I'm telling you,
she definitely tasted the rice.
And that was probably dessert.
She probably had like
a little mouse before that.
Oh.
Okay, all right.
So just as a consensus,
are we going with gross or not gross?
These are the animals
that lick their entire body,
and then it's eaten your meal, and then you've eaten it.
All right, yep.
Okay, so I understood.
Got it.
Sweet.
Gross.
Maybe I should have forked out for some sushi today.
Imagine Clint.
He's sitting there eating his lunch and then hairball.
It's time to head to LA and get the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest, live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, catch us up.
There's a strong rumour going around that Fyre Festival is coming back.
I can't believe I'm even having these words come out of my mouth.
It's happening according to the fraud star who started and, well, I don't know if you'd call it started.
Attempted to start.
Yeah, yeah.
Billy McFarland is the guy, you might remember him.
He went to jail for Fyre Festival 1
that never was. Remember those cheese
sandwiches? Yeah.
Yeah, that was iconic, that picture.
Bungalows. Yeah.
The emergency tents, the
civil defence tents.
That was soaked with water because it had been raining for four days. Yeah. The emergency tents, the civil defence tents. That was soaked with water because it had been raining for four days.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Currently, part two's coming.
Now, here's the thing, though.
Here's the wild part.
It's kind of whack.
I actually think that people could get into it.
Like, maybe they'll play on the fact.
Like, I don't think that it will be the luxury thing that was originally proposed
where Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid were, like, on yachts and stuff.
But they could do a fire festival that's more like something more, like, you know, earthy.
Like, those little...
Neither of you are saying anything.
I still think it would be really fun.
Earthy?
Earthy?
What do you mean by earthy?
I would never trust that guy again after that whole debacle.
I kind of know what Dean's talking about, though.
Like, if you're a content creator.
Like the Burning Man?
Yeah, you'd go to Fyre Festival 2 just so you could get the videos.
The content.
Be the person who does TikToks from Fyre Festival 2.
And you'd be happy if it was great and you'd be happy if it was terrible.
The problem is those people were stuck on that island.
Like, there were people who could not leave the island
and there was no food or water there for them.
No, it was an absolute disaster and he went to jail.
How long did he go to jail for?
He's obviously out.
Four years or something, yeah.
It was millions of dollars defrauded.
Remember the Netflix special, Fire?
That's one of the best things you've
ever seen.
You need to watch it
if you haven't
watched it.
There's two.
There was two
documentaries made
about that festival
and they were
both excellent.
All I know is
that if Ja Rule
is involved again,
it's going to be
excellent.
It's going to be
so good.
It cannot fail.
If Ja Rule is at
the helm of this
festival once more,
it cannot fail.
Yeah,
it's what you
always say.
Yeah,
but I get all my
financial and festival advice from Ja Rule
and the whole Murder, Inc. crew, actually.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really,
but picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?
It's our movie guessing game where you take Brie on to guess the names of movies that I read the plots to
as quickly as you can,
and we've found you a worthy adversary, Bree.
Welcome to the show, Mike.
G'day, Mike.
Hey, guys. Good afternoon.
You played before in the car, Mike?
Very unsuccessfully.
Ah, okay.
Sometimes you just need to be in the big arena
to get that, you know, that little bit of extra oomph.
We've got a fun theme today too,
which I think is good for everybody.
It spans all genres.
Because Millie Bobby Brown announced her engagement yesterday
to Bon Jovi's son,
we're going to do movies that star children, child actors.
Okay.
Okay?
Because she rose to fame very young on Str child actors. Okay. Okay? Because she rose to fame
very young on Stranger Things.
Yes.
She's also getting married
as a child,
but that's a whole other story.
So,
movies that star children
is what we're going to do today.
Alright.
You on board, Mike?
Yeah.
Okay, your buzzers are your name.
You don't have to wait for me
to finish the plot line
before you buzz in.
Just go for it
if you think you know what it is.
First to two wins. Good luck to both of you.
Our first movie
starring very young actors
or at least one very young
actor.
Here we go. Plot number one. This family
puts the fun back in
dysfunctional by piling everybody.
Brie. Mike.
Um.
Is it piling everyone? Family vacation. Brie. Mike. Is it piling everyone?
Family vacation.
Family vacation.
Incorrect.
Mike, you want to have a stab at that?
Cheaper by the dozen.
Cheaper by the dozen.
Good answer as well.
Not that.
Great answer, Mike.
I'll keep reading.
Okay.
This family puts the fun back in dysfunctional by piling everybody into a Vida
bus. Mike. Mike.
Oh.
RV? RV, no.
That's the one with Robin Williams. Oh,
yeah, I know. I know that.
Five seconds for your free guess. Is it?
I said vacation, didn't I? Not vacation,
no. Not Griswold's family vacation.
We're the Millers. No.
They head to California to support a daughter in her bid to win a kids' talent contest.
Brie.
Little Miss Sunshine.
Little Miss Sunshine.
Oh, thank God.
I wouldn't have got that.
Starring a very young Abigail Breslin in 2006.
It's a great movie.
It is.
It's quite a strange movie, but good.
Yeah.
You seen it, Mike? No, I haven't. I have seen it a long, long time ago, but I wouldn't have got it. It is. It's quite a strange movie, but good. Yeah. You seen it, Mike?
No, I haven't.
I have seen it a long, long time ago, but I wouldn't have got it.
It was left field.
I'll give you that.
But this next one, I'm sure you can get.
So good luck.
Here comes movie plot number two.
Using his love of comics as inspiration,
a teenager decides to reinvent himself as a superhero.
Brie. Brie.
Brie.
Kick-Ass.
Kick-Ass is correct.
She's back, baby.
Starring a very young Chloe Grace Moretz.
Another strange film, but also a great movie.
Great movie.
Nice work, Mike.
Unlucky, mate.
We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you, though.
Oh, thanks very much.
No worries.
There you go. Now, that's what's the plot. She's back, though. Oh, thanks very much. No worries. There you go.
Now, that's what the...
What's the plot?
She's back, baby.
100 bucks next week.
Not bad.
100 bucks next week.
Not bad.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday party.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner.
Let's go, baby.
This is where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday.
Come along for the ride.
Saddle up, because we're about to take you on a journey,
a journey through your past.
Saddle up.
All right.
Alicia is here to play birthday banger with us.
Hi, Alicia.
Oh, g'day, Alicia.
Hi.
How you been?
Yeah, not too bad.
Not too bad?
Getting through it?
Surviving the school holidays.
Oh.
I wonder why you sounded a bit
you know, fresened. I always feel
for parents, eh? How many kids do you have
at home at the moment, Alicia?
Two and a half.
So my stepson as well, for half of the time.
Right, I gotcha.
Half of the time, he's not half a kid.
No, he's not half a kid, no.
Alicia, I'll share with you my brilliant
technique to keep them entertained.
You just get a bunch of
money, a bunch of change, all your
coins, throw it out into the backyard
or keep them busy for hours.
That's a great idea. It actually really
is. Until you have to mow the lawns.
Oh, you know. Yeah, that's true.
I mean, it'll be fine. It'll be fine.
That's a next week job.
Alicia, what's your date of birth?
And we'll tell you what your birthday banger is.
21st of November, 91.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2007, Alicia.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Leona Lewis. Not love. Not bad.
Fun fact for you guys.
Originally written and meant for Jesse McCartney.
Really?
Yeah.
The boy?
The boy, Jesse McCartney.
I cannot imagine this is a Jesse McCartney song.
I've heard the demo.
It's not great.
Not as good? Yeah, right. Do you like your birthday banger, Alicia? Yeah, it've heard the demo. It's not great. Not as good?
Yeah, right.
Do you like your birthday banger, Alicia?
Yeah, it's not too bad.
It's not too bad.
I think it's a good one, Alicia.
It's not bad at all.
It's an emotional banger.
Let's go to Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hello.
How's your day been?
Yeah, pretty chill.
Pretty chill?
What have you been doing today, Anna?
Not too much, to be honest.
Work off, so just been hanging out with mate.
Nice. Oh, jealous. Not looking after so just been hanging out with mate. Nice.
Oh, jealous.
Not looking after two and a half kids.
No, definitely not.
Love that for you, Anna.
What's your birthday?
24th of January, 2001.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2017.
And back in 2017, this had a number one hit.
The Weeknd.
I loved this from The Weeknd.
What about you, Anna?
Yeah, it definitely jammed out to that a bit.
Big time, yeah.
It's such a vibe, that song.
It was such a good era of music from The Weeknd.
Yeah.
Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Shania. Hi,
Shania. G'day, Shania. Hi.
Hi.
Whereabouts are you right now, Shania?
Oh, I'm in the car, nearly home.
I'm on the tarmac of an airport
and the jet engines are just firing
up. Have you got all your windows down?
Shania's like,
my aircon's not working, so yes.
It's very noisy, Shania, but that's okay.
Tell us your date of birth.
Let's do your birthday banger.
It's 30th of September, 1998.
All right, Shania, that means you were 16.
I heard her.
In 2014, and back in 2014, this went to the top.
There it is.
So we've got a sticky new mouse.
That is a banger.
Shania, you've got to be happy with a bit of bang, bang.
Do you love it, Shania?
Yes, it's good.
Shania's like, what?
I can't hear. Shania, are you driving a convertible? She's go. Shania's like, what? I can't hear.
Shania, are you driving a convertible?
She's like, driving a Mazda 7 soft top.
Is your EV your phone hanging out the window?
I'm voting for Jessie J. Bang Bang as the winner.
Me too.
Hey, Shania, congratulations.
You're the winner of Birthday Banger today.
Thanks, team.
Good luck with that. See you later, Shania. Good luck with that.
See you later, Shania.
Good luck with that trip to the moon, Shania.
She was definitely from Wellington.
Some speaker phones are better than others.
Brie and Clint, you're on ZM. Brie and Clint. Talking about the dating rule from the 1990s
that said three dates before you get...
Down to business.
Down to business.
Yeah.
A bit of rumpy-pumpy.
All right.
Sorry, I've been around my mum and she says that a lot
and now I'm picking up.
I think I'm guilty of rumpy pumpy as well.
And now I've picked up.
It's quite a graphic word, eh?
It's okay.
Oh, now that I think about it, no.
It's very descriptive.
Yeah.
You know what we're talking about.
We're asking you how long did you make them wait?
Yeah.
Like, was it longer than three dates?
And did it work out well?
Did you do what Bree did and tell the guy that he had to wait 12 weeks?
I don't even know why I put a number on it and said 12 weeks.
It was so weird.
The text we got before, I've lost it now, but it's so funny.
It's from somebody who's gay.
I've found it.
Do you want me to read it?
It says, I'm gay and I think you got the question around the wrong way.
It's how many hookups before you should date someone.
That's so good.
Let's go to the phones and talk to Sam. Hey Sam.
Hi Sam. Hello.
Tell us Sam, how long did you make him
wait? My golden
rule is four weeks or one month.
Okay. I think
that's fair Sam. How many dates
do you expect to have in that four-week window?
Four?
Yeah, around that.
Right.
Yeah, I think that's totally reasonable.
Yeah, I thought it was too.
Have you ever broken the rule, made an exception, Sam?
Yes, once, and it didn't end very well,
so I went back to my golden rule.
Where did it come from, that golden rule?
Where did you come up with it?
I think I read it in a book once.
Yeah.
Dolly Doctor.
In the sales section.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, Sam, fascinating.
Thank you.
We appreciate that.
Let's talk to Chris.
G'day, Chris.
Hi, Chris.
G'day, guys.
How you doing?
Good, thanks.
Chris, was it you that was making someone wait?
Yes and no.
Okay.
But more so, yes.
So I've got two examples.
My ex, who I was with for three years, we met through mutual mates,
and I'm the kind of person that prior to her I was single for seven years,
more so by choice and not really meeting the right person.
You're a player.
You're a big dog on campus.
I kind of went, okay, like first day went well.
Second day, I was like, I actually really dig this woman.
She's amazing.
And on the third day, she went, she instigated.
I went, nah, I actually really like you.
Like, I don't want to.
Don't want to ruin it.
You held out.
I was doing it too soon and next thing you know,
well, mind you, the very next morning we were, you know, doing.
Oh, wait, so it didn't last at all.
Chris is like, yeah, but I at least thought about it.
Purely symbolic gesture.
I thought about waiting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My current partner now who I live with, when I first met her,
she was in the process of moving to Whangarei from Hamilton.
And she was like, I'm going to break your heart.
We can't, you know, like, we can hang out,
but I'm going to break your heart.
And then the same thing, three days later,
we were doing long distance and now we've moved cities for each other
and now we live together.
Oh, love story, Chris.
So both of yours are three dates.
So you reckon the three dates is about right?
Three date rule.
Three dates, four dates, yeah.
That's the perfect amount, I reckon.
Or three dates and then you pretend that you're going to wait a little bit longer
but then do it anyway.
Chris is like, it's a great way to show them that you really like them
where you go, nah, I really like you. We should wait.
But you still get to get naked.
Let's talk to Linda.
Hey, Linda.
Hi, Linda.
Hey, how are you guys going?
Good, thanks, Linda.
Tell us, how long did you make them wait?
You know what?
I'm 61 years old.
I'm pretty much a sure thing these days.
Linda.
I don't know how much longer I've got
I've got much longer on me
I adore you Linda
I go for it Linda
exactly
you know what
to me if you feel it with somebody
you feel it
love at first sight
I mean what happens if you
leave it for three months...
And then it's shut.
...and you're dating this guy...
Yeah.
...and then you finally do it and there's no connection whatsoever?
That's what happened to me, Linda.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I kind of agree with you, Linda.
I feel like if it feels right, you feel comfortable, then why not?
Do I at least have to buy you dinner first, Linda?
Oh, not these days, no.
Linda's like a glass of wine
and a bag of salted nuts
and I'm all yours.
Yeah, I'm all yours.
You know,
if you kiss me correctly,
I'm all yours, baby.
Oh, Linda.
I am obsessed with you, Linda.
Yeah.
No, you know what?
To me, it's like, you know,
people say,
oh, I fell in love at first sight,
blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Well, you can fall? To me, it's like, you know, people say, oh, I fell in love at first sight, blah, blah, blah.
Well, you can fall in lust at first sight and first kiss and all that sort of stuff.
If you feel it and it works, go for it.
Go for it.
If it just ends up being a one-night stand, oh, well.
You know what?
Great advice, Linda.
Live for now.
Great advice.
And it's from someone with life experience, you know,
and I'm going to take that on board.
I mean, I'm in a relationship.
Yeah, I was going to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're not going to make your partner wait any longer is what you're saying.
No.
You want me tonight?
You can have me.
We're going to take another big risk on the radio show this afternoon
because we do.
We're risk takers.
We love to take risks.
Yeah.
And if you have been following the show for the last,
how many weeks have we been?
I think this will be our fourth attempt.
This will be our fourth attempt on this journey.
It started with a segment called Only Dan's
and then we moved to Only Sam's
and the most recent failure was Only Cam's.
Where we tried to get Only Dan's, then Only Sam's
and then Only Cam's to call our radio station.
We have no control over who calls this radio station.
No.
We can't control you guys.
And as we always say with this segment, we can't stop people that want to derail it.
That is up to you guys.
That is a part of the game.
So where do we go from here?
We've done Dan's, we've done Sam's,
and we've done Cam's. What's
next? So I thought to myself,
what one
would people really want
them to come through with the win?
And who would support us? And who would support
us and really get on those
phones and call 0800-DIAL-ZM?
And when you think ZM radio
station, you've got to target who's
listening to us, right? Let's play to our strengths.
Let's put forward a category of
people who we know we have
listening to ZM in abundance. Yes, there
is one target demo
and it's this one.
We should just play it, aren't we?
Call now for
Brian Clint's Only Grands.
Call now. Only Grands. Call now.
Only Grands.
That's right.
Grandparents, it's your time to shine.
Where are you at?
Grandmas.
Grandpas.
Granddaddies.
Grandies.
We don't care if you're a nan, nonna, koro, queer, whatever it is.
As long as you're a grandparent. As long as you're a grandparent.
As long as you are a grandparent.
This is your time to call 0800 DIAL ZM.
But as we always do have to contractually stress,
people are allowed to call if you're not a grandparent.
You can derail the segment.
But think about the grandparents.
Think about how much they do.
We know for a fact
too that we have grandparents of all
ages listening to this show. We've talked to them
before. Some as young as 38.
We've had a 38 year old grandparent on this
show before. Yep. And
it doesn't matter how old you are.
As long as you're a grandparent
we will take you on board.
Last week some treachery
was used to skirt around our dedicated producers
who will not, they're not going to rig this.
They're going to put them through, but they were lied to last week.
They were hoodwinked.
They were ropeable.
Brett, we remember, mate.
We remember.
You called.
I mean, it is a part of the game.
You derailed the segment right at the start, and that is allowed,
but not this week.
This is our week.
We're going to get our first ever Only Grants.
If you're a grandparent, call now.
0800 dials it in.
Can we get a full phone board of six grandparents?
Or will someone else derail it?
Bree and Clint.
It's time to do this again.
Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Grants. Call now. It's time to do this again.
Arguably our least successful segment.
Well, we're zero from three so far. This is our fourth attempt at getting, this week, only grandparents on the phone.
Only grands.
We're looking for them to call on 0800 dial
ZM but always with this segment
Clint, we welcome people also
to call if you want to
totally derail it. No, we don't welcome
them. We resent them. No, we have
to welcome them. No, we don't welcome them. It's a part of the
game. They're allowed to call. It's a free country
and a free phone number. We don't welcome them.
We're looking for six from six.
I quite like it when people do.
Well, let's get into it.
We have six people ready to speak to,
but are they all grandparents?
We're going to start with Joda.
Kia ora, Joda.
Hi, Joda.
Hi.
Hi.
Joda, please, please,
can you start us off well this week?
We had a horrible week last week.
Are you a grandparent?
Yes.
Yes, I am. Yes!
Joda! Joda, how many grandkids
do you have?
Two and one due in about four weeks.
Perfect. Congratulations. You're in the
only grands club. Joda, stick with
us, okay? You're going to stay on the line as we
attempt to meet five other grandparents.
Starting with Debbie. Hi,
Debbie. G'day, Debbie.
Hello.
How are you?
Debbie.
Debbie, I already know.
You wouldn't do this to us.
I know you'd call up just because you're an actual grandparent.
Debbie sounds delightful.
She wouldn't do this to us.
There's no way.
Yeah, I can hear it in your voice, Debbie.
Debbie.
So, I am a nonny. You're a nonny.
You're a nonny.
Grandparent.
We love it, Debbie.
Welcome, nonny.
What nationality is nonny?
Where did they come from?
Well, it's meant to be nonna.
Oh, they just couldn't say it right.
Nonna.
Ah, nonna.
Italian nonna.
Okay, stay with us, Debbie. You're on the list. We're going to talk to Fleur. Hey, nonna. The Italian nonna. Okay, stay with us, Debbie.
You're on my list.
We're going to talk to Fleur.
Hey, Fleur.
Hi, Fleur.
Hi, guys.
Hello.
Fleur, my gut instincts tell me that you are a grandparent
and you've got a few grandchildren.
Would that be correct?
You are correct.
I'm a grandma, a.k.a. bummer, as my grandchildren call me.
Wait, what? They call you what? Good to have you, bummer. Bummer, as my grandchildren call me. Wait, what?
They call you what?
Good to have you, Bummer.
Bummer.
Because they couldn't say Grandma.
The oldest one couldn't say Grandma.
Bummer.
Cute.
They couldn't say Grandma.
Oh, Bummer.
Yeah, and the youngest one is one today.
Oh, congratulations.
Congratulations, Fleur.
Do you want to say happy birthday to them?
Happy birthday to my Spencer.
There you go. Beautiful. Stay with us, Fleur. We're three from three happy birthday to them? Happy birthday to my Spencer. There you go.
Beautiful.
Stay with us, Fleur.
We're three from three.
Let's talk to Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hi, guys.
Anna.
Oh, okay.
I'm a little bit worried because you do sound quite young.
She could just be youthful, though.
She could be a youthful grandparent, yes.
Let's start with the age, then.
She could have called to derail the segment. Yeah, let's start with the age then. She could have called to derail the segment.
Yeah, let's start with the age.
Anna, how old are you?
I'm 36.
Okay, it's feasible.
Oh, God, this is really on the cusp, though.
It is possible, but only just.
Anna, are you a grandparent?
Yes, I am.
Yes!
Get in there, Anna.
That's not even the win, but that feels so good, that one.
God, it must be fresh.
He's won at the end of the month.
Amazing.
Okay, congratulations, Anna.
Thank you.
Stay with us.
We've got two to go.
Let's go to Val.
Hi, Val.
Hi, Val.
Hi, it's Val.
Oh, Val.
Val.
Val. Val. I'm so glad. I love the thing he's Hi, it's Val. Oh, Val. Val. Val.
Val.
I love the way you're saying, especially Nana Val.
Nana Val.
Yes.
So that makes you a grandma.
A grandparent.
I'm Nana.
You're my grandparent indeed.
Yes, Val.
You've done us proud this afternoon, my friend.
Welcome aboard the grandparent's train.
We've got five.
Yeah, Val, go ahead. Can I just do a quick little shout out? Of course you can. My little granddaughter, one of my grand train. We've got five. Yeah, Val, go ahead.
Can I just do a quick little shout out?
Of course you can.
My little granddaughter, one of my granddaughters, one of five,
she is going to be four years old on Saturday.
So happy birthday to Sophie.
Happy birthday, Sophie.
This might be the most wholesome segment we've ever run on the Brianne Flynn Show.
Oh, my God.
We've got to end on a high.
We've got five grandmas on the phone.
Can we round it out with our first ever successful Only Grands? We've got to end on a high. We've got five grandmas on the phone.
Can we round it out with our first ever successful Only Grands?
It is Joanna.
G'day, Joanna.
Joanna.
Oh, no. I'm known as...
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Joanna.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
We're so nervous.
Every time we get to this point, Joanna, someone... We've been hurt before. Should we ask her age first? Oh, wait. Wait. We're so nervous. Every time we get to this point, Joanna, someone...
We've been hurt before.
Should we ask her age first?
Oh, rude.
No, well...
Joanna.
I have a couple of generations on your earlier corner.
Okay, okay.
Good to know.
Good to know.
Excellent.
That gives me confidence.
Just rip it off, Bree.
I know it's good.
I know it's good.
Joanna, you're a grandma, aren't you?
I'm called Granny Jo. Joanna, you're a grandma, aren't you? I'm called Granny
Jo.
Yes!
Yes!
Only grands!
Now that we've all got you in one place,
we are going to start a platform
to make content with
all of you. Hey, thanks
nans and grands and Nunnas and Gummers.
Bummers.
You're all fantastic.
You guys have done us proud.
We appreciate you guys.
Thank you for listening to the show.
It feels good.
Fourth time around, we've got it.
Thank you, ladies.
We really appreciate all of you.
Have a great evening.
Bye.
And happy birthday to all of
the grandchildren that are having birthdays
this weekend.
Do you just feel the love
from all of them? It feels so good.
It feels nice. I have no idea where we go
to from here. Where do we go? Has anyone
got a suggestion?
We succeeded with the grands.
Who do we do next? We've done
Sam's, we've done Dan's, we've done Cam's,
we've done Grant's, and we were successful.
Where do we go to from here?
9-6, 9-6, you can help us out if you've got an idea.
We do only lambs.
Well, that's one.
That's one.
That'd be a great radio bit.
Do you want to just slap two lamb chops together?
It counts!
We go right back to 2001 radio with that.
Brie and Clint.
And that's the end of the show, everybody.
Thank you so much for joining us.
What's exciting on your evening plan, Brie?
I'm going to the Ketamine show.
Oh!
Which I need to bloody scoot.
Ketamine from RuPaul's Drag Race. Yes, the winner of
season one of Down Under.
What happens at a drag show?
A lot of stuff you can't say on radio.
Right. Yeah. Really?
Like what? I'm joking.
It's so fun.
I urge people to go.
A lot of singing and dancing, eh? A lot of singing and dancing, but sometimes, um, they do a bit of standup.
Sometimes, uh, in Keita's show, she does a quick, quick change routine.
The quick change stuff is incredible.
I've seen a little bit of that.
It's so good.
Yeah.
That's where they change their outfit rapidly.
Yeah.
And you're like, how did you even do that?
Yeah.
She's so good at it so that, um did you even do that? Yeah, she's so good at it so that they can do that.
I've seen a drag queen make an omelette on stage before.
It's just a bunch of fun.
You should definitely go if you ever get a chance.
Ketamine's touring the country.
We had her on to perform earlier this week.
You can find tickets to the show.
Just Google Ketamine and there'll be a link to buy some tickets to their show Delightfully Camp
is the name of the show
what about
what about you
what are you doing
quick make something up
quick on the spot
go
sky rock climbing
diving
far
I was going to say
paraponting
but I don't know
what that is
what's paraponting I don't know what that is. What's paraponting?
I don't know.
Clint, I go, make something up on the spot.
He goes, I'm waterboarding someone.
You're what?
Orgy.
I'm going to an orgy.
What?
Swingers party.
What?
Have a great night.
Might see you at the orgy.
See you tomorrow.
Bring Clint.
ZM's Bring Clint.