ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 13th August 2021

Episode Date: August 13, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Are you ready? Hello everybody, welcome to the podcast. I know we have a lot of listeners in America, and towards the back end of the podcast, haha, back end, we're going to be talking about Big Breakfasts, which our English listeners will relate to,

our Australian listeners will relate to, our Kiwi listeners will relate to. One thing I've noticed about my visits to America is they don't have the same cafe culture that we have. They have different kind of coffee. Yes. They would have something like a big breakfast. They have diners.

You could go for a breakfast at a diner. Like at IHOP and stuff, they've got a big breakfast. Yeah, right. But if you say, let's meet up for brunch in America, you're getting pissed. That's a drinking event. Oh, right. But if you say let's meet up for brunch in America, you're getting pissed. That's a drinking event. Oh, right. It's just a drinking event.

Yeah, I believe in America, brunching is drinking. So here, brunching is more what you do after you've been drinking. Well, it's what I did after I was drinking before I had kids and couldn't go out anymore. No, we do bottomless brunch here, mate. Yeah, that's different. Bottomless brunch. If you add bottomless to it it's a different still a brunch oh it is only if you start in the morning yeah some of them like you know those ones where you've never been to one of them yeah i have but you only get two hour window and some of the windows start at 12 yeah so how long do you need

you get real like but it's not, like... But it's not brunch. I'm saying it's not brunch if you start in the afternoon. That's a bottomless lunch. What's called brunch? Technically. I know, I know it is. I mean, whenever I'm going for brunch, I'm not going at nine in the morning.

So bottomless brunch, if you don't know what it is, you get a window, like a two-hour slot, and you and your friends go, and all the drinks are laid on. It's a fixed price. All the drinks are laid on. Yeah, you can have as many drinks as you want. But you've got two-hour slot, and you and your friends go, and all the drinks are laid on. It's a fixed price. All the drinks are laid on. Yeah, you can have as many drinks as you want. But you've got to take your slot.

And so if your slot is 10 till 12, and I want to bring Anastasia, the bottomless brunch expert, into the conversation here. You walk out, it's Saturday, and you're steamed, and it's like quarter to 12 in the afternoon. Yeah, it's not a vibe. Sets you up for a bad day. You always try to go for the latest booking Because some of them are lunches But yeah, you just, you pass out Oh, sorry

You sit down Well, we have to take that out of the podcast Or we will get done for the week No You have a wee schnooze in the afternoon And you don't revive Oh, you don't revive It's hard to revive

I'm the worst day drinker in the whole world Because if you have bubbles Once I go to sleep There's no coming back You had a high on the bubbles And then you just Yeah yeah But it's all good

You've got to maintain momentum That's the thing about drinking Whatever speed you achieve You need to cruise at that speed Or pick up speed Because if you taper off, you're going downhill. I'm just not a good drinker. It's the same as my running style.

I'm a better sprinter than I am a long distance runner. You're here for a good time, not a long time. Right, anyway. Should we do an international birthday banger? Yes. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

The podcast. Yeah! Your chance to find out your birthday banger no matter where you live around the globe. And if you want to do this, go and join our private Facebook group, search the Bree and Clint podcast family, and submit your birthday on the post in there.

Someone who's done that is Zach Miller from Leilani in Wales. No, it's Welsh. It'll be like... Lanelli. Lanelli. Lanelli. No, that's Scottish. All I can do is

Scottish now. Zach from Wales. Zach, you were born on the 4th of January. Oh, it's close to my birthday. He's a Capricorn. 4th of January, 1996, which means you were 16 in 2012. And Zach, here's your birthday banger. You know, I've got a newfound appreciation for Coldplay.

Didn't get them for a long time. I was like, Coldplay's for losers. I'm a hip-hop guy. So you're sensitive now. I always liked Coldplay. Did you? Yeah, especially songs like Fix You. Like, oh, come on.

How could you not like that? Yeah. Yeah. Good. Okay, that's a good birthday banger. That song was huge for them. Let's do one for Brandy Shelton Lee, who's from, where was that, Brie? Loosedale.

Is MS Minnesota? Or Minneapolis? Minnesota. Ben, Google it. Mississippi. Mississippi. M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I Mississippi

You're from the Mississippi Brandy I love that name Brandy Reminds me of the singer Which singer? Brandy Ah

Brandy you were born on the 28th of August 1988 So you were 16 in 2004 And Brandy from Mississippi, here's your birthday banger. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Love Natasha Bedingfield. Probably most known for her song at the start of the hit show The Hills. Yeah. Author of her famous brother Daniel B famous brother, Daniel Bedingfield.

Daniel Bedingfield. Have I told you my Daniel Bedingfield beatboxing story? No. A mate of mine saw him walking down Queen Street, which, for those who don't live in New Zealand, is the main street in Auckland City. It runs right through the middle of Auckland City. And Daniel Bedingfield was beatboxing by himself

while he was walking, but he was beatboxing his own name. He was walking down the street going, Daniel Bedingfield was beatboxing by himself while he was walking, but he was beatboxing his own name. He was walking down the street going, Daniel Bedingfield, Daniel Bedingfield. He just had to get through it, I guess. If I had a ding, I'd give you one. That was quite good. Let's do one more birthday banging for Laura O'Brien from... Wellgett.

Oh, yeah. Never heard of that place. Wellgett in New South Wales. Can you Google how many people live in Wellgett, Ben? I'd like to know. Small country town in New South Wales? Wellgett population. Where are we?

Oh, they haven't listed the population. Well, get out of town. Is it that... Oh, God. Oh, there we go. Oh, 6,000 people. Oh, wow. She's tiny. So that was in 2016, so it might be a little bit bigger now.

Or smaller. Or smaller. So it's near. Where is it near? Oh, wow. It's like right over. Oh, my God. It's kind of near where I come from.

Oh, yeah. So we're just up, but we go straight up into the dip of the border. So go right, Ben. Go right and go down. Yeah. Yeah. Go right again. Oh, there's Katamala.

Yeah, right. You know the song. I'm a fella from Katamala. I'm a Katamala fella. No, you guys don't know that song. Okay, Ben, take us back to the page. We're doing a birthday banger for Laura O'Brien. Shout out to Wellgett.

That's 6,000 people. Laura, we've got one of those 6,000 here with us. You were born on the 21st of February 1992, so you were 16 in 2008. And here's your birthday banger. I want to take you away. Let's just tape into the music. DJ, let it play.

I just can't refuse it. Like the way you do this. Keep on rapping to it. Please don't stop the music. Riri. She's an absolute queen. One birthday banger to rule them all. Coldplay Paradise, Natasha Bedingfield, These Words, Rihanna, Don't Stop the Music, or Daniel Bedingfield.

We actually played that when you were away. Did you? Yeah, we played it on Birthday Banger. Did you? Didn't we? And you didn't call me. You know that's one of my favourite songs. How would I know to call you?

Ben knows. Ben fucking knows. Ben, you piece of shit. I've never heard you say. You know this. The only time. You know I go a long way back with this song. I've never heard you say that in the whole time

I've known you. How's that not come up in conversation? How's that not come up? How do you not? Yeah, we played this. It was a banger. Well, let me have it here.

Let's go. Daniel Bedefield. Daniel Bedefield. Daniel Badefield. Have a great weekend, everybody. Enjoy the

podcast. We'll see you guys next week. Only five and a half hours from Stanthorpe, where I'm from, to Weldon.

Damn, it's only 487 kilometres away. Easy drive. My favourite song, I don't get through this. I'm gonna get through this. I'm gonna make, gonna make, gonna make my mind. My favourite song, I don't know the words. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

What a way to start the weekend. One. Hi everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brian Clint. I just about had a horrific Instagram accident just then. Why? Oh, you're on your ex-girlfriend's page again. No, no, no, no, no, no, worse. Have you ever done that though? You're like, ooh, that was close.

Scrolling so carefully. Yeah, scrolling, and you're so far down, you're like, ooh, that would have been horrible. No, a friend of mine just shared a picture to his Instagram story of a family member who has recently passed away. And you know how you can swipe up and do those reactions? I wasn't looking and I was just fiddling with my phone and I'd swiped up to the reaction page. Love heart emoji react.

Cry laugh emoji. Oh, even worse. Now, you could have just played it off and said, oh, I thought I was doing the crying. Thought it was a crying one. Thought it was crying emoji. Yeah, that would have saved the day, eh? Yeah.

Yeah. Very awkward. Very awkward. Potentially very awkward. Anyway, save the day. Hey, are we going to talk about the situation that's happening with my number plate at the moment? So what is happening with your number plate?

So, you know, Jason Hoyt. From Hodaki. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, very funny guy. You would have seen him on the television. Yeah, he's on that new talkback show. Yeah, apparently he's trying to steal my number plate.

What does he want with your number plate? Oh, because it's a sweet number plate. It's a very cool number plate. Apparently he's just started to, you know, get into the swing of cool slang words and he started using the phrase Leshko. He saw my number plate the other day in the car park.

And he's asking around the building does anyone have that? I'm going to steal it. Why don't you sell it to him? Yeah, I should. He'd have his money. He'd rack the price up a little bit. He'll have money, mate. He was on Hercules. How much do you reckon I should charge him? Did you know that?

He was on Hercules. Was he? Yeah. With Jodie Rimmer. Oh, no. She was on Xena. She was on Xena. Yeah.

Same thing. Same thing. Same, same. I think they did a crossover episode, actually. What character did he play on Hercules? I don't know. No idea. He was on it with Ryan Reynolds.

No, he wasn't. Ryan Reynolds? Ryan Gosling. No, that's who Jodie Rimmer was on it with. Yeah, he wasn't. Ryan Reynolds? Ryan Gosling? No, that's who Jodie Rimmer was on it with. Yeah, or he was on that. So they were on the same show then? Oh, was he on Xena?

Was she on Hercules? Anyway, we digress. Was Ryan Gosling on the late night big breakfast? Oh, don't know if they had the budget for him. Crossover episode. Yeah.

Anyway, make a profit on your plates. The joke's over. You might as well sell them. Should I? Should I inbox him? Yeah. Say, heard you're interested.

Yeah. Let's talk money. I would say that'd be a great idea if Jason Hoyt knew how to work social media. Does he have Instagram? Hell no.

Are you sure? Yeah, positive. Yeah. Does Lee Hart? You have to go and negotiate in person with him. Does Lee Hart have Instagram? Don't know.

Could I go through Lee Hart to get to Jason? Well, they don't work together anymore, so that would be a long way of going about things. That's still hanging out, though. Today on the show, we've got a free ride for you, thanks to Free Guy. At 5 o'clock, your chance to get your bills paid, if that's what you need at the moment, ahead of the weekend.

And next, we're going to give away $50 cash, thanks to KFC with Tradiverse Lady. That's right. If you want to play, call us now. 0800 dial ZM and you'll have your chance at that 50 bucks. Just checked. He's not on Instagram. No, I know he's not on Instagram.

I think he was on Hercules though. Facebook. Oh, he might be on Facebook. Free and Clint Friday Jams. Here's Mike Posner on ZM. Free and Clint. Free and Clint. Tradie versus ladies.

The tradies two wins away from catching up to the ladies sitting on 63. The ladies on 65 wins for the year. But plot twist, we don't have a tradie to play today. We only had ladies call. Which means, do they forfeit if they don't call through now? I know they will. We need a tradie to call us right now who wants to play. Phone lines, there's some spaces open.

If you're a tradie who wants to play for 50 bucks cash, you need to call. We'll meet our lady first. Her name is Stacey. She's from Taumaki Makaurau, Auckland, and she once won a gymnastics competition in primary school. Nice, Stacey. What was your best apparatus?

Oh, gosh. I was quite good at doing the balance beam. Yeah, right. Sounds like some quality primary school gymnastics. Some say the most dangerous of them all. We're just looking for a tradie to take

you on today, and we think we've found one. His name's Brad. Welcome to the show, Brad. G'day, Brad. How's it going? You may have saved the day for the tradies today. You're calling from where in the country? Wellington. Wellington. Perfect. Good to have you, Brad. 50 bucks up for grabs, guys. Brad, your buzzer

is tradie. Stacey, your buzzer is lady. Are you ready to play? Yeah. Yep. Alright, here we go. Question number one. The Lord of the Rings Amazon TV show that has been filming in New Zealand is being moved to the UK. Boo. Name a hobbit.

Freddie. Yes, Brad. Frodo. Frodo. Perfect. The Hobbit. Frodo Frog. Know him well.

Question number two. Frodo Baggins. You were talking about Fredo Frog. I know. I was making a joke. Oh, good joke. him well. Question number two. Frodo Baggins. You were talking about Frido Frog. I know. I was making a joke. Oh, good joke. Good joke. Good joke.

Obviously not if you didn't get it. Question number two. One to the tradies. What does the YSL stand for in the fashion label? Lady. Yes, Stacey. Yves Saint Laurent. Ooh, nailed it.

Nice work. We're one apiece. Question number three. Stacey's fancy. Very fancy. It's Friday. It's Ooh, nailed it. Nice work. We're one apiece. Question number three. Stacey's fancy. Very fancy. It's Friday. It's time for a drink. Name a beer that's made here in New Zealand.

Lady. Stacey. I hope I'm right. Lion Red. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Who had the hit single Starships in 2012?

Tradie. Oh, yeah, Brad. Tie it single Starships in 2012? Freddie. Oh, yeah, Brad, tied up. Nicki Minaj. It is Nicki Minaj. We played it earlier today for Friday Jams. It's all tied up. Guys, this is for the win. Question number five, in a game of football soccer,

how many players initially shoot in a penalty shootout? Freddie. And we're saying per team. We're not going all together. 30. Yes, Brad. Five. Got it.

There we go. The victory to the tradies. That means one game behind for the tradies. It's one of the greatest comebacks of all time. Congrats, Brad. We've got 50 bucks cash for you for the weekend. Nice work, Brad. Awesome, thanks a lot.

And he nearly didn't call through. I know, right? Here's a story about someone who has sold something from their freezer for quite a lot of money. Everyone's got a freezer. Meat tray. Maybe you're selling on some money, not a meat tray. The item that has sold at auction is a piece of Charles

and Diana's wedding cake. As in Diana, Princess Diana? As in Prince Charles and Princess Diana, their wedding cake. No wonder someone wanted that then. I was going to say if it's some crummy old wedding cake. Well, it is crummy old wedding cake now. Yeah, but it's royal

crummy old wedding cake. It's been wrapped in glad wrap in someone's freezer since July 29th 1981. It's impressive. It's just gone up for auction and a man who loves the royal family, you'd have to say he's obsessed,

has bought this chunk of wedding cake for $3,647. Oh, bargain. I thought it was a little bit cheap too. It's quite cheap. Until I read this fact. Prince Charles and Princess Diana at their wedding in 1981 had 20 wedding cakes.

Oh, okay, not as good. Not as good, eh? Not as good. I thought it was the wedding cake. If it was the piece that they cut into when she was standing there pretending she cut into when she was standing there pretending she was happy and he was standing there pretending he was happy, then that would be more impressive.

No, but that would have been eaten. Well, would it? I mean, there was 20 cakes. There was 20 cakes. Have your pick. Anyway, yeah, $3,500-odd for a piece of cake that's been in a freezer for 40 years. What flavour was your wedding cake?

We had an ice cream truck instead of a wedding cake. We had Mr. Whippy come. I did know that. Did your parents keep a piece of their wedding cake? I think they did for a fair while. I can't remember it as a kid. Yes. Can I? Maybe just.

I don't know where it would be now. Yes. Oh, can I? Maybe just. Yeah. I don't know where it would be now. My mum used to keep something in the fridge that was really old. Right. Like I'm talking, I reckon, I'd have to do the math. Hold on. It'd be over 40 years old. Right.

And it's still in our fridge to this day. What is it? Not frozen? No, not frozen. Yeah. But this thing is over 40 years old. Yeah. And every time I used to touch it, she'd be like, don't touch that.

I'd be like, just throw it out. What is it? It's too old. Have a guess. 40 years old? Over 40 years old. My mum has kept it. Is it a jar of tiger balm?

Those things never seem to go off. I'll give you one. And they all look like they're 40 years old. One more guess. A bottle of wine. Bottle of wine. Bottle of wine? No, but you're close with the bottle.

Bottle of booze? No. Bottle of tomato sauce? No. Bottle of olive oil? No. Bottle of lube? Do you want me to tell you? Is it lube?

No, it's not. She went to a parfumery in France, and it's a little bottle of perfume or parfum that she got from this place where in this like fancy French, I don't know where. Oh, wow. I don't know where it is. 40-year-old perfume. It is so old. The bottle is like gold.

Yeah. And it looks like, you know, one of those old school. Does it still smell any good? No, you're not allowed to smell it. I'm not allowed to take the lid off. Is she not wearing it? No, she doesn't wear it. What's she keeping it for?

She just has kept it. Yeah, right, okay. So long. I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon on what's in your freezer. Or your fridge. We'll take the fridge too. It might be in yours or your parents' or your grandparents' freezer. It's been there forever.

Could be a piece of wedding cake. Depends what time of the year. My mum usually gets, you know, quarter cow from the butchers. Yeah, no, not interested in that. Puts it in the freezer. No, older than that. She's got a lot of frozen pasta sauce. No, older than that.

I want older than that. Oh, let's go older than that. Unless it's grandma's pasta sauce from the 90s. What are you sitting on? What have you got? Maybe your placenta's still in there. Yeah, people have those in the freezer. Definitely.

Oh, $800 at M? Well, you can text them into 9696. Much like this piece of wedding cake from Charles and Diana's wedding. We want to know. What have you got in the freezer? You might be sitting on a bloody fortune. We want to know this afternoon. What have you got in the freezer? You might be sitting on a bloody fortune. Bree and Clint. We want to know this afternoon, what have you got in your freezer? Someone has just paid $3,600 for a chunk of 40-year-old wedding cake. I mean, it just happened to be Charles

and Diana's wedding cake, but you know, it's a 40-year-old wedding cake. I wouldn't eat it. It doesn't matter how historic it is, I wouldn't eat it. No, I'd give it a go. I'd give it a whirl. Would you? Yeah. Really? Absolutely, if I paid that much for it. Bree's mum's got a bottle of 40-year-old perfume in the fridge.

Special occasions, eh? I think it would have went off. Your dad's birthday. It doesn't even have a sprayer on it. It's that old. Oh, really? It's just one of those real old perfume bottles. Yeah, right.

So we want to know what you've got sitting in yours. Janelle's here. Hi, Janelle. Hi, Janelle. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. What is it, Jan what you've got sitting in yours. Janelle's here. Hi, Janelle. Hi, Janelle. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. What is it, Janelle?

Is it frozen hash browns? Essentially, I had a big operation about five years ago, and at the end of it, they offered if they wanted to keep the scar tissue. So it's in our garage freezer. Oh, where has the scar tissue been removed from? It was from my knee. Janelle, what was the train of thought behind going,

yeah, I'd like to keep that? Yeah, you know, ask me. I actually don't know. You're just like, might be a good conversation starter. Were you still on the drugs when they offered it to you? You're like, yeah, that's mine. Possibly. Yeah, right. Okay. Any plans for it or just let it chill

for a while? Excuse the pun. Well, that kind of brought it to my mind, so I might be chucking it when I get home. Yeah, fair enough. You know, make some room. Yeah, for something else. Rachel's here. Hi, Rachel.

Hi, Rachel. Kia ora. Kia ora. What have you got in the freezer? Oh, it's sort of on my family kitchen bench. It's a bread bug. I don't know if any of you guys know what it is. I know.

There's one of the astada. Am I right? Yes, yes Like how kombucha Has that gross slug thing Do you know about this? It's for sourdough Is it the thing you make the sourdough from?

From the sourdough And you like take a piece from it And then you make the Is that right, Rachel? Yeah Ours is like 85 years old 85 years old? Really?

Yeah That is insane Do you ever get scared That you're going to kill it? Oh, I know that people are like, don't touch it. You don't, because they have to be fed. Yeah. That's like a family member.

It kind of makes me feel sick thinking about it. I've never really truly understood the concept of it. Who passed it down? Was it like your nannas or something? So like my great, great grandmother, I don't know when she got it, but she lived on, like, she was born at the beginning of the 1900s. Yeah.

And then she decided that her nine daughters weren't good enough, and so she gave it to one of her son-in-laws who then made the best rewana in the area. Wow. Rachel, technically, that thing is an alien. In my opinion. It's an ancestor.

It's a tīpuna. It is, yeah. That is an alien. In my opinion. It's an ancestor. It's a sea printer. It is. Yeah, that is part of your – wow, that's quite incredible. Okay, Rachel, no pressure to keep that alive. Wait, one more question. One more question, Rachel. Do you have birthdays for it? No, I don't think we're that ceremonious.

Not just throwing a big 80s for your bread bug. I'd love to try that bread. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hello. What's chilling in the freezer? Oh, it's a doozy. I'd love to try that bread. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hello. What's chilling in the freezer? Oh, it's a doozy. Are you ready? I'm ready.

My parents have got their dead Siamese cat. Oh. It's a little bit sad, but... It is quite sad. Can I ask, is it in the fridge where, like, that's in the kitchen or in, like, the garage?

Oh, no, it's not with the steak. Yeah, he's in the garage. He's in the cheese freezer out there. He's in the cheese freezer. Can you imagine inviting people over and they go to the freezer to get some ice and they're like, oh, my God. I'm sure he's got a name. What was his name?

His name was Saber. Okay. And I think he passed away probably about three or four months ago. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, right. Okay, all right. They don't know if they want to move, so they're like, we just can't bury him in the garden.

Bury him at the new place. We've got to bury him at the new place. And it's quite funny, though. You go around there every now and then. She's like, do you want to go give Sabre a wee pat? No, thank you. It's quite interesting that his name was Sabre, like Sabretooth Tiger, who lived in, like, obviously.

The Ice Age. The Ice Age. I know. Now he's in a freezer. He can't be buried at the new house, by the way. He doesn't know that house. Well, he's just there as well. He needs to be buried where he did all his poos.

Exactly. Lauren, you know this happened to a friend of mine when she moved into this new flat with these random people off Trade Me and then she went into the freezer one time and there was this giant dead bird in the freezer and she asked one of the flatmates about it and they were like, don't ask her about that. That's her pet dead bird

from 20 years ago. 20 years? Yeah, and she goes, she's keeping it until she buys her own house so she can bury it. This is too good. We have to do one more. Ellen, we want to know what's in the freezer. It's actually not that old. It's like maybe five

or six years old, I'm thinking. I can't quite remember. Yeah. But it's my dad's hip bone. Oh. Oh. Ellen.

He got a hip replacement. What's he hoping to do? Make a soup out of it or something? No, a walking stick for when he gets older. Oh. Wait, wait. No, not oh. Your dad's something? No, walking stick for when he gets older. Oh. Wait, wait.

No, not oh. Your dad's going to make a walking stick out of his old hip bone. I like the symbolism. Yeah, like it's the top of the hip bone. It's like the top. Your dad obviously has a good sense of humour. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Steve McCarthy.

It finally happens. Britney and her dad and the conservatorship. There's an update. Dean, what's going on? Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Exciting day. What a fun way to end the week.

Okay, Britney Spears' father has stepped down from his role on the conservatorship. Okay, he has voluntarily removed himself from the conservatorship. Okay, he has voluntarily removed himself from the conservatorship. Now, what does that mean? Why would he do that, even by who you ask? Well, basically, Brittany's lawyer a few weeks ago filed a motion to have him removed. But when he filed the motion,

he actually said that he urged Brittany's father to voluntarily step down to save everyone a ton of money and a ton of time. And today he's done that. Now, Brittany's dad, when he stepped away from this, essentially said that, you know, he... Long story short, he said, I haven't done anything wrong.

I'm just stepping away because, you know, I've been pressured to. He even said that this is not necessarily in Britney's best interest. That is what he said in his statement today. Britney's lawyer disagreed and said it's definitely in her best interest. And he said this.

This is so wild. Britney's lawyer disagreed and said it's definitely in her best interest. And he said this. This is so wild. Brittany's lawyer today said that they will be doing an investigation into Brittany's dad and they will be deposing him under oath as part of their investigation. So there will be repercussions of how he's treated Brittany over the last 13 years. Brittany is still in a conservatorship. It will not be led by her dad. And they're currently figuring out who the person will be that will lead it. And the next step after this is Brittany will then apply

to have the conservatorship removed in its entirety. But step one was always get rid of the dad. Who do we put in there to replace the dad? Who's the right person to look after Brittany? Is it Madonna? Do we get Madonna in there? Yeah. Yeah, who's, you know, who's the, oh, Cher.

Oh, great option. Yeah. I'm on board with Cher. Okay, Cher's, you know, who's the, oh, Cher. Oh, great option, yeah. I'm on board with Cher. Okay, Cher's a good option, yep. We'll work this out. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles on Britney with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Look, if you've been watching it on TV,

you'd be well across this, but the four completed homes from the block NZ 2021 have hit the market. It all starts now. And I don't know if you know this but the host Mark Richardson has bought all four. Has he?

Yep, he goes I need some investment properties I'm going to snap up all four of those. Classic him. Chloe Swarbrick won't be happy. No, she won't be. No, he hasn't. But they have hit the market and you can see them online. I believe the listings have landed

on oneroof.co.nz if you want to go have a look. There's tours and stuff and you can swipe through. I've actually looked at them. Yeah, so have I. I went and had a look. They look good. I haven't watched this season and so I don't know the subtle differences. They kind of all look the same.

Yeah, well, I think they're more like a townhouse-y type of vibe. Yeah, I know, but they kind of all look like they're styled the same. Oh. But, I mean, I haven't looked that closely. I'm not currently in the market for a $2 million townhouse. And the rest, probably. And probably the rest. They are in Point Chevalier in Auckland. Ben, that's not

them. Ben's put up a picture. That's not them, mate. That's Hobsonville Point. That's like two seasons ago. Jeez, get with the program. If you've been to Point Cheve you would know that it's a very sought after area. It's fancy. Along with every other suburb in Auckland, but especially Pointe-Chevre.

People are wanting to buy in Pointe-Chevre and I reckon they're going to go for an absolute mozza. Yeah? I reckon they will make a big profit. You reckon they'll actually make a profit this year? They will make a big profit. Because I watched the last block auction and it was very awkward.

Only one team made a profit and the other four made nothing. One of the houses didn't even sell. Good time to be a contestant on the block, I think. Yeah. Because if you look at the house prices, I mean. How could you lose? I mean, seriously.

The thing that interested me, interested, interested, interested. Interested. Yeah. Amethyst. Interested me the most was that, you know, obviously every season of The Block, people love it, especially families, and they have that open day and everyone gets to go through.

It packs out. And they drag their muddy feet through the whole place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great. Kids are touching things with their sticky fingers. And none of them are actually prospective buyers. They're just there for a look because they watch the TV show. They just want to meet Mark. Turns out, might not be the case this year,

as tickets to The Block NZ preview tours are on sale for $49. What? So if you want to go through the house. You want me to pay to go through your open home? You can obviously have a look at it online or you can just watch the block to see what they look like. But if you want to go have a look, yeah, it costs $49. And it says here that they don't know if they're going to open it

to the public for free. At this stage. What if I said I want to buy it? What if I said I wanted to buy one of them? Surely you show me through. Surely you won't charge me to go to your open home to potentially buy your house. And then they'd probably go, show us your bank account.

Or I'd go, you show me your bank account. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. You show me yours first. Brie, my good friend, who is, apart from your partner, the most important person in your life? My mum. And when's your mum's birthday? Today.

And when did you realise that it was your mum's birthday? This afternoon. And when did you first talk to your mum today? This afternoon. And when did you first talk to your mum today? This morning. Oh, that is my worst nightmare, that you not only forget someone's birthday but realise you've talked to them already and not acknowledged their birthday.

My stomach, when I realised, fell into my arse. I know. That's exactly how I imagine it feels. And I've experienced it. That is how it feels. I just feel really horrible. You feel like a shit person, eh? I really do because she would never do that to me.

Yeah. Ever. She would, she's the last person that would ever forget my birthday. Yeah. And normally I'm very good. I always send her a nice gift

but it's not about that. It's the thought and like calling someone on their birthday. Yeah, I know what you mean. Well, look, we've got a chance because please,

welcome to the show and happy birthday is Mama Di. Happy birthday to you. Yeah, I know what you mean. Well, look, we've got a chance because, please, welcome to the show. And happy birthday is Mama Di. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Mum. Happy birthday to you. Oh, thanks, guys. Thank you. We just talked to you off air before and I said, happy birthday.

And you go, hey, not just me, there's two of us. And that's when Brie realised. Shit, I forgot my auntie's birthday too Because you're a twin, Mum and I Yes, I am Well, that's not my fault that you guys had to be twins I mean, it's kind of easy to remember when you remember one birthday You should remember the other person's birthday

But no, not me, didn't do that Let's talk about that phone call this morning, Mum and Di. You're talking to Bree. You know it's your birthday. You remembered it was your birthday today. You didn't mention it, Mum. That wasn't important. It was just so lovely to talk to Brianna.

That's all I wanted to hear was from the three kids, whether it was about that or not. Now you're making me feel worse because you're being so good about it. Do you reckon maybe she could have gotten away with it and you would have just thought that was your birthday call? She just didn't say the words that she just, you know. Well, yeah, no, no, I figured that. That's what I figured.

So we had more important stuff to talk about. Yeah, okay. No, we didn't. Look, Mum, I feel so horrible. And to make it up to you, I've written you a poem. Oh. Okay, I haven't. Look, Mum, I feel so horrible and to make it up to you, I've written you a poem. Oh. Okay, I haven't written you a poem but I just want to say to you

and this is me being sincere and genuine, the last 18 months have been some of the hardest times for you and I because we haven't been able to see each other and I just want to say happy birthday. You're the best mum that I could ever ask for. Like you are so amazing to me. You love me unconditionally even though I'm annoying as hell. You're so genuine and caring and kind and I hope that one day I'm half the

person that you are. So I love you so much. Oh, Brianna, thanks for that one day I'm half the person that you are. So I love you so much. Oh, Brianna, thanks for saying that one. Yeah, the way things are going, it might be a little bit longer, but the thing is it's not hard to love the person who you are because you're one of the most caring people. It's not my birthday, mum. Yeah, I was going to say, you don't have to say that.

It's not her birthday. Yeah, and sometimes people see that side of you that's fun and all the rest of it, which I absolutely adore and I wouldn't change for the world. Well, some of them, yeah, well, some of the calls I wish were real, especially the Ricky Martin one. I know you said Vicky Martin. Oh, you mean the prank calls? Well, this call is real and we all love you so much here.

But the people that listen to this show love and adore you so much and I think it's just because you're so genuinely yourself and you're just real and you're just an amazing person and I'm so lucky to have you as a mum. Thanks, Brownie. You don't make me feel old at all. Do I not have to buy you a birthday gift now? You don't have to because we got her that

present. We've got Enrique Iglesias on the phone for her. Please welcome Enrique Iglesias. Oh, I'll take that. Yeah, you would take that, wouldn't you? Of course you'd take that. Hey, happy birthday, mum and dad. We love you very much. I love you, Mum. Happy birthday. Just play some Elvis for me, Brianna,

and that'll make up for it. Play some Elvis? I'll see what I can do. We'll work on it. We'll see if Ross Boss has left early from work. You're not the only one who's done it. I forgot my sister's birthday this year and I messaged her on her birthday

about some mundane crap and then two days later remembered it was her birthday. Oh, you remembered it two days later. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's happened and I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon

on people who forgot a really important date. It might have been a family member's birthday. It might have been a partner's birthday. It might have been a wedding anniversary.

It might have been whatever it was. If you had that same gut falling out your butthole feeling because you forgot an important date, we want to hear about it this afternoon. What date did you forget? You can text us on 9696.

Call us now. 0800 dials it in. We've all been there. Don't feel too bad. But Brie may have forgot her mum's birthday today. I forgot the birthday. My mum, who I adore, I love her so much.

She's the main person where she obviously would never forget my birthday. Well, you don't know. Give her time. Yeah, well, maybe has she? Anyway, it doesn't matter. She might have forgotten your birthday when you were really young. I felt so horrible. And to make me feel even worse, when I eventually called her back

because I'd already talked to her today, she was so good about it, which is typical my mum. She just doesn't get, she doesn't sweat the small stuff. She goes, I'm just happy to talk to you. It's Friday the 13th, okay? Put it down to something spooky happening, you know? Yeah. Maybe it was demons. Maybe it was a ghost.

I don't know. We want to talk to people who have done the same thing. I admitted I forgot my sister's birthday this year and I DM'd her on her birthday about something else. But you didn't remember her on the day. Not for two days. I remember the birthday on the day. Two days later.

Two days later I messaged her and I was like, oh my God, I forgot your birthday. And she was good about it too. Was she? Yeah. Oh, that makes you feel worse. It makes you feel worse. So we want to know who else forgot.

Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hello. What is the important date you forgot? It wasn't me, but my in-laws, they forgot their 40th wedding anniversary. What? 40 years, kind of a big one.

Wait, did they both forget it? Yep. Oh, that's not so bad. And when did they remember? About a month later. Oh, my God, amazing. Yeah, right. So long as you both forget, eh?

Yeah, that's all that matters. And the first one to remember would go, shit, do I say anything? Yeah, just leave it. Or do I just leave it? Because if you're the one who remembers first and you go, oh my God, I forgot about our wedding anniversary,

the other one has the opportunity to go, I know, I've been angry about it ever since. For a month. Now you owe me a big present. Let's talk to Laura. Hey, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hey, guys.

Your partner forgot the important date. What was it? Oh, no. So he had RSVP'd to his mate's wedding, and we decided to go away for a weekend. And while we were away, we realised that we were meant to be at his mate's wedding. He forgot about an entire wedding?

An entire wedding. RSVP'd and everything. And had been reminded by message. How good mates are we talking? They go back to high school. So pretty good. They didn't see each other often because of distance, but pretty good mates. Laura, did he realise when he was scrolling through Instagram

and all of his other friends were posting from the wedding? No. He, as always, I was the one to remind him. Yeah. How do you make that up to someone? Has he done anything? Does the mate care? Honestly, he was too scared to message him,

and the mate has also just been giving him the silent treatment. So I don't know if it's... Oh, they're just not talking about it? No, they haven't spoken. Oh, that is... No. Well, you'd hope that the groom would just not notice. Well, I think he's noticed.

I think he's... You would notice. You'd notice because it'd be an empty table setting. If you've RSVP'd, yes, there's a table setting and it's empty. And you know, I'd think they were dead. I'd be really worried. I'd be like, my mate hasn't shown up. Yeah.

Let's go to Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What was the important date that someone forgot? Was it you? No, it was my partner.

Oh, no. I am a Box day baby and last year on boxing day he asked me if he could go with his friends um to do boxing day shopping in dunedin oh come on mate it's not that hard to remember exactly no one forgets my birthday so i just didn't say anything because i was going to wait for him to figure it out. And just before he went to leave, he was like, oh, my God, it's your birthday. You set the perfect trap. And he's like, was he like, I'm going to the sales to get you all the gifts, everything. The whole shot for that, yes, he did.

He said to me, I can get whatever I wanted. Yeah, I. Yes, he did. He said to me I could get whatever I wanted. Yeah, I'll bet. Well played. That's a tough one to recover from. Ella, it sucks having a birthday around that time of the year, doesn't it? I know. As a kid, no birthday parties because everyone was gone. Oh yeah, I feel you

girl. I'm a bit the same. And then your bloody boyfriend forgets it. Oh, what next? Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the bit the same. And then your bloody boyfriend forgets it. Oh, what next? Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Leigh-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous.

It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Time for the one second song challenge. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Here we are, 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. You need to pick your team. That's the listeners, that is. And we will play together guessing songs based on small parts of that song.

Let's start with Grace. Happy Friday, Grace. G'day, Grace. Hiya. I believe you're on my team, Grace. I sure am. Welcome aboard. Let's do it.

Annie, you got me, okay? It's me and you. If I perform well, you're getting KFC. Sound good? Sure does. Okay, perfect. We'll defer to Anastasia, the master of ceremonies. What is our theme this week, Anastasia?

This week's theme are 90s throwbacks. 90s throwbacks. Can we check the age of our contestants? Grace, how old are you? 21. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. You weren't born in the 90s. That's Grace, how old are you? 21. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. You weren't born in the 90s.

That's all right. She could love older music. It's fine. Annie, how old are you? 30. 30. Okay, right. That's all right, Grace.

Hey, don't let them get in your head, Grace. It's you and me, mate. It's you and me. Grace, I'm your age and I know all these songs pretty well, so you'll be fine. Okay, perfect. Awesome. Let's hear round number one.

We'll be reverse clint. Let's hear Round number one We breathe verse Clint Let's hear song number one Great For Ricky Martin She bangs What's it called? Ricky Martin Live in La Vida Loca

Oh no You know The other Ricky Martin song Is it There's no song called She bangs Yeah there, is there? Yeah, there is. Is there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, damn it. They're very similar. Yeah. For the artist. Both great songs. I'll put you on the front foot here, Annie. It's over to you.

All right, Annie and Grace, I want to hear your names if you know the song and the artist. Let's hear song number two. Come on, Grace. Annie. Oh, no. Come on, Annie. What do you reckon, Annie?

Oasis, Wonderwall. Nice work, Annie. Such a good drinking song. Grace, you know that one, though, right? Yeah, yeah, sure, yep. We've stitched Grace up here. You and I are just as bad as each other. Alright, we'll go back to Brie and Clint.

This is a must win for you, Brie, to stay in the game. Oh no, pressure. Let's hear song number three. Clint. I'll go to the judges. Let's go break. No, it was definitely close. Let's go to you to keep the game going.

Yes, keep it interesting. Because I'm going to win the game. If I say I'm just going to win the game. Get a gospel. Two bucks. No. Christina Aguilera, Genie in a Bottle. Short game, mate.

Short game. Well done, Annie. Two Park Ghetto Gospel. Play the start of that song one more time. Very similar. Is it similar or am I crazy? No, it's very similar. Hey, Annie, congratulations. You just won some

KFC for the weekend. Thank you. Nice work Annie. Sorry for stitching you up there Grace. Grace, do yourself a favour. Look up the song Wonderwall by Oasis. That's a good song. Have you ever thought about if I got a tattoo

over my entire body, which part would be the most painful? Oh, I've thought about getting a tattoo on any one part of my body. Oh, you don't even know because you don't know what a tattoo feels like. I don't have any tattoos, so I don't know how much they hurt. Actually, producer Benzie on the other one in the team that has a tattoo. He reckons he knows. I've talked to him about this before.

He reckons he knows the most painful part to get a tattoo. Ben, what do you think would be the most painful part of the body to get tattooed? Didn't you tell me this one really hurt? Yeah, I've got one on my back on the ribs. That hurt. Yeah, that hurt. Yeah? Yeah.

That definitely hurt. Did your anklet tattoo hurt when you got it done? You laugh, but because there's no... That's still close to the bone. It's close to the bone, especially the one on my foot. That really hurt. But there's a guy who's pretty much had this done, his entire body tattooed except for his, like, face.

Right. Just, like, but he's had, like, his ears tattooed. Why would you bother saving the face at that stage? Well, I think he's getting there. Oh, okay. But, you know, these things take time. Yeah, yeah. His name's Yannick Rick.

He's known as the evil black work and body mod on social media. He's got quite a few followers. And he's spent around 400 hours in the chair getting tattooed. Jeez, that's a lot of time. Right. You'd have to go to like it, eh? You'd have to learn to like the pain. I think people that have heaps and heaps of tattoos,

a lot of people do like it. It's like a different kind of feeling than what some other people get, I think. He spent around $20,000 on tattoos, which I would have thought would be more, but essentially it's all black, every part of his body. Oh, no designs? No. Well, I think he's had designs underneath and then he's just had them filled in over time.

So he's like a kid with a felt pin. He's just like colour it all in. Just more and more and more. Anyway, they've asked him what was the most painful part of your body to get tattooed because everyone was like, is it? Yeah. Is that tattooed? I'm telling you, every part of his body except for his face.

Has he had the freaking beans done? Yeah, he's had everything. Has he? Everything. Oh, nah. The gooch done? Yeah, he's had everything. Has he? Everything. Oh, nah. That means the gooch, everything. Nah, nah, nah. Oh, nah.

It's all done. What do you guys think now that you know that? Producers, any ideas? Oh, then it's got to be testicles. Yeah, that. It's definitely that. It's 100% for testicles to be the most painful part. I didn't know they were up for option.

I didn't think that canvas was available. I said everything. Yeah, true. Everything. Right. Armpit, maybe? You know when you go to a rug sale and they say, everything must go.

Yeah. Ben, not armpit. Everything must go. If you had the choice of being kicked in the balls or the armpit, what would you rather? Your hip bone. No one's right so far. Okay.

Hip bone. Your hip bone. Well one's right so far. Okay. Hip bone. Your hip bone. Well, that's a bone and it would be sensitive. I feel like your ear would be very sensitive. No, I don't know. He said the most painful part on his body after getting pretty much his whole body tattooed was the palms of his hand.

Oh, really? Palms of his hands. Right, okay. Well, that was for him, but this is the thing, is that everyone is different. Everyone's so different, especially when you get tattoos. Some places hurt more for other people and some don't for others. He said, yeah, the palms of his hands.

Far out. I would not have expected that. You think about how sensitive the palm of your hand is. It's so sensitive. Well, it has to be, doesn't it? Because that's your main touch receptor. Yeah. That's where you're mainly feeling things.

Yeah. So, yeah, right, okay. As a woman, wouldn't want to have my nipple done. No, I was going to say nipples after testicles. The areola. Yeah. Wouldn't want to have that done. Nah.

Well, the good news is you don't have to. Nah. I mean, who said? I thought this was a bet. Who's going to get a tattoo across their whole body? I wasn't signing up for that. No, that's not what I'm here to do. No, I don't really have the time, to be honest.

You could just say that you got your areolas tattooed and I'd have to believe you because I can't force you to show me. I'll just get a black magic marker. Done. I want to know from you guys, if you've been tattooed a lot, what was the most painful spot for you? 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. The most painful spot to be tattooed in your experience.

Bree and Clint. We want to know from the people who have got ink, where is the bit that hurts the most? If you've got a lot of tattoos, you definitely, I feel like that's the question I ask people. Yeah. Which one hurt the most? Which one hurt the most?

Do you want to avoid getting a tattoo on there, on that spot? I reckon you got more ink in you. No, no. I don't think I regret my first two. I'm not going to get more. You told me next time Queensland win the Origin Series, you're going to get a... I mean, that's different.

That's for a sporting achievement. You're going to get a 4X tattoo. That's different. I'd love a 4X tattoo and then I'll put a VB underneath. Guy has pretty much his entire body tattooed except for his face. He's come out and said he thinks the palms of his hands

were the most painful by far. So is he right according to you guys? Mike's here. Hey, Mike. G'day, Mike. Yo, how's it going? Good, thanks. You've got a heap of tattoos, right, Mike? Yeah, probably 65 to 70% of my body. Oh, yeah. That's a lot.

You're perfect for this. Tell us, what hurts the most? What bit? Stomach, definitely stomach. Part of the ribs and probably even worse, getting down to your sort of private areas underneath your belly button. Yeah. Definitely.

Snail trail area. Snail trail, yeah. Yeah, definitely. And nipples as well. And I had my piercings in at the time, so that didn't feel nice at all. Do your nips tattooed, Mike? Yeah, yeah, both of them are. What colour?

Yeah, what colour? Well, it's sort of just all, I suppose, black with what I've got on the front of my chest and sort of stomach area. That kind of works into your other tattoo. Yeah, it just sort of blends in, but yeah, fully like black and nuttons. You weren't tempted to get a couple of like cat's eyes on your nipples kind of thing? Or like those crazy eyes that roll around? Yeah, it's almost put me off getting them, eh?

And I've got my throat done as well and legs and all that sort of stuff. So wait, Mike, you're saying those other areas worse than your throat? Yes, throat was pretty bad. Yeah, definitely not as bad as stomach and nipples. Really? Wow. Fascinating. I never thought that. Someone on the text machine has commented.

They said, I have a lot of tattoos, a full leg sleeve, a full arm sleeve, and the palm was by far the most excruciating. Oh, they agree with that? Yeah. Yeah, right, okay. They said, I will never get it touched up or anything. It was absolutely the worst place. Annie's back.

She just played the One Second Song Challenge. Oh, welcome back, Annie. Yeah, welcome back. Have you listened to a bit of Wonderwall yet? No, Annie knew Wonderwall. She won the one-second song challenge. Right, right, gotcha. What hurt the most, Annie?

What part of the body? Definitely around the knee. Yeah. The kneecap and the side and around behind it and it's soft skin. Annie, it's like a lot of people on the text machine, there's like heaps of texts and they're all saying around the knee area, like the back of the knee, the front of the knee, the side of the knee. The skin's so thin, it's like straight onto bone, eh?

Yeah, it's so bad they reckon. Yeah, okay. All right, that's good to know. We'll get one more out of Hayley. Hayley, you've got ink. What play out of the body hurt the most? I don't know. Yes, I've got one on my sternum, so between my boobs,

and I can feel like my ribge shaking when I was doing it. That was not so fun. Like the one that Rihanna and Harry Styles have got. Oh, I haven't seen that, but, yeah. What have you got? What did you get between your sternum, Hayley? Well, it started off as a line with a mandala, but if I had, like, a bad boob day, the line would be kind of crooked.

So I ended up getting it covered over by a bigger piece, some sort of decorative thing, so it's quite big now. Really? Okay. I've always had a thought, Hayley, and you tell me if you think it's worth it, of getting just a bra fully tattooed across my chest so I don't have to wear one. If only it held you up, that would be a great idea. Damn it! Brie and Clint. Let's do Friday Oaky. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke.

I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. Now, look up.

Face up to what you've done here, okay? We do this every week. Look, I didn't mean to sabotage the both of us. We don't know how hard the song is going to be until we get in there. And I realised it pretty quickly. You should have had a go at it before you submitted it. You should have just had a go at singing it. Do you have a go at them?

Yeah, a little practice in the car. Every week we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. We do the best we can with a song. And this week, Brie decided a good song for us to do would be Fergie. It's a great song. She's singing her heart out in this. I'm tone deaf. Even if I practice in the car, I can't tell if it sounds any good.

Well, someone's about to tell you if it's any good. I have anxiety about this week. I really don't want to play this. You're about to hear both of our tunes. It's so bad. Okay. You promised me yours is bad. Mine's bad.

Mine's bad. I had to change the whole key of my one just to be able to do it. What does that mean? I had to sing in a different key. What does that mean? What do you mean, what does that mean? You should know by now. We've been doing this for two years.

I don't know what keys mean. Okay, you're going to hear both, and we want you to vote on whose is the best, okay? Mine is, can I just say, mine is so monotone, and I couldn't change it. I tried, but it just so monotone and I couldn't change it. I tried, but it just stayed monotone. I could do nothing about it. Let's just do it.

We're getting this together. Pray for us. Yours is first because you chose the song. No. Here's Bree's Fergie Friday Oaky. Oh, no. La, da, da, no. La-da-da-da. Oh, my God. The smell of your skin lingers on me now.

You're probably on your flight back to your hometown. Oh, my God. I need some shelter of my own protection, baby. To be with myself and center clarity. Peace, serenity. Get it, girl. Peace, serenity I hope you know I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal

Myself and I We've got some straightening out to do And I'm gonna miss you Like a child misses their blanket but I've gotta get a move on with my life. It's time to be a big girl now.

I'm a big girl. And big girls don't cry. Cry. Cry. Don't try and save it with those funny little ad-libs. You need to own what you did. I own it. I thought that was a lot to own what you did. I own it. I thought that was a lot better than what I thought.

I think that was about a nine. Solid nine out of ten, don't you think? Someone's texted and said, as L.A.B. famously said, Y.O.Y. I tried my best. I had fun. And as my mum has said, that's all that matters. You're all confident now that you're out the other side. Yours is done.

I know how bad it is. And I'm just glad it's over. And we get to listen to yours now. I want it on the record that I didn't choose this song. Doesn't matter. I was forced to do it by Brie. And I've done my best. But I don't know if I stand behind this.

Here it comes. Here's my Friday Oki. Da, da,da-da. The smell of your skin lingers on me now. You're probably on your flight back to your hometown. I need some shelter of my own protection, baby. To be with myself and center. Clarity.

Peace. Serenity. I hope you know I hope you know That this is nothing to do with you In person No Myself and I We got some straightening out to do

And I'm not gonna miss you Like a child misses their blanket But I've got to get a move on with my life It's time to be a big boy now And big boys don't cry I feel like you really talked yourself down there and you're like, oh my God, mine's so bad. It's so bad.

How did you like it? To be honest, I didn't feel the emotion in yours because I think you needed the high notes. I can't do the high notes. No, but you know what? This song was so high. She's like straining in the pain and the passion, which I feel like mine had.

I went for more of a Johnny Cash cover on mine. Like, I had the emotion and the strain. I had the grit on my one. I had the, um, it was big boys, don't cry. Anyway, look, you've got to vote. If you want to vote on it, 0800DARLS.M. We're looking for five honest critiques in Friday Oaky this week.

Someone said, was that Buffalo Bill singing? We'll get your votes in. We'll get five people and we'll have a result straight after this Dua Lipa song, okay? Let's go, guys. Come on. The emotion, guys. Your feedback is appreciated. Bree and Clint.

Friday Oki. We've just done Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry. I'd say shout out to the person that texted through and said, it's okay, Brie, I sang too, so I drowned you out. I think some big girls did cry after hearing these. Brie sounded like this. It's time to be a big girl now. I'm a big girl.

And big girls don't cry. Cry, cry. And mine sounded like this. It's time to be a big boy now. And big boys don't cry. I hope you guys appreciate this segment. We did this for you. Honestly, I'm going to look back at this and be like, why?

Someone said you sound like the creepy old guy down at the pub whispering in your ear. You or me? You. We've had one of our voters drop out. So there's actually a free spot available on 0800Diles.com That we need to fill To get five votes Please, I need a win

I've had about four losses in a row So give us a call right now 0800Diles.com Fill that missing spot We'll start with Jaden Hi Jaden G'day Jaden G'day, how are ya?

Oh you know A little bit embarrassed But that's okay Jaden As long as you've got a laugh out of it Oh you're just going to give it You'll be right eh? Yeah you've got to just put everything into it. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

Okay, who's it for? Who are you voting for? Yeah, it's got to be Clint, eh? I really get that country music feel from you. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I've got my Johnny Cash going on. I think I got my back up after my achy-breaky heart win last week. Yeah. Thanks, Jaden. Okay, thanks, Jaden.

Have a good weekend, mate. Tash. Let's go to Tash. Hi, Tash. G'day, Tash. Hey. Feedback first. What did you think of our Big Girls Don't Cry? You guys chose a really hard song. Yeah, we chose a really hard song.

Well, Tash. No, Bree chose a really hard song. You could have told me this. I thought, oh, yeah, shouldn't be too hard. No, it turns out wrong. Turns out Fergie's quite a good singer. Yeah, who would have thought? Platinum, gold record singer. Who would have thought? Platinum, gold record singer.

Who would have thought? Who's your vote for, Tash? Franklin. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Looking down a five-week losing streak. Emma's here. Hi, Emma.

Hi, Em. Hi. How old are you, Emma? Eight. Eight. And what did you think of Friday Oki this week? Awesome. Yeah. Oh, that's good, Emma? Eight. Eight. And what did you think of Friday Oki this week? Awesome. Yeah.

Oh, that's good, Emma. As long as you loved it, then it makes us happy. Who are you voting for? Bree. Emma, my girl, you've saved me. Thank you. Have a good weekend. Let's go to Jo.

Hi, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hi. Hi. It's 2-1 at the moment. Who are you voting for on Friday Oki? Let's go to Jo. Hi, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hi. Hi. It's 2-1 at the moment. Who are you voting for on Friday, Oki? So I'm with my two tits in the car and we are voting for... Yes!

Didn't quite hear that. I feel like they said Brie. A little bit clearer. Was that a Clint that you guys are voting for? Brie. Yeah! I love you guys. Appreciate you.

You've kept me in the race. We've gone to a decider. Hayden's here. Hey, Hayden. Come on, Hayden. Kia ora. Kia ora. Kia ora, mate.

Give us your feedback first. You're Simon Cowell. You're in the judge's seat. What did you think? Oh, well, let's just say some big eels did cry and some small children after hearing that. We're so sorry. I don't blame them.

That was horrific. Who's got it? Hayden, who won Friday Oaky this week? You're going to decide the whole thing. I'll have to give it to Ferg Bree this week. Hayden, my boy. Ferg Bree. My man.

It's time to be a big girl now. I'm a big girl. And big girls don't cry. You know what, Hayden? That made me feel real glamorous. Thank you. Appreciate you. Ferg Bree from the Black Eyed Breeze.

Hayden, have a fantastic weekend, man. We appreciate you. See you, mate. Good stuff. See you. We're going to do a birthday banger next. If you'd like to know what yours is. We need to play some good music after that segment.

We need something good. Call us at 0800DALSATM and find out what your birthday banger is. Let's get a good one for a Friday, guys. Yeah, yeah. We need you to call if you've never called but you think you'd have a great one. Call now, 0800DALSATM. And let's go out on a bit of Fergie, shall we? No. No, we? No.

No, no. I thought it was my press. Turn it off, Jack. Just kidding. We've had enough. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time for Friday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Jackie's here. Hey, Jackie. G'day, Jackie.

G'day. Jack, Jack, Jackie. See you, see you, see you, feel this. Oh, my God, imagine if that's your birthday banger. Yeah, it could be. I mean, we don't know because we don't know Jackie's birthday yet. What's your birthday, Jackie? Well, I hope your records go back this time.

The 29th of the 4th, 1964. Yeah, we got you. I've got it in the filing cabinet. Hold on. It's in the card system. Blow the dust off. I like you, Jackie. You were 16 in 1980 on the 29th of April.

And Jackie, get ready. Here's your birthday banger. I don't know why sometimes I get ready. Here's your birthday banger. Whoa. Split Inz and I Got You. Is that a bit of you, Jackie? Oh, great concert. I went to see them, yeah.

Did you? Yeah, nice. Love that song. You got a good one, Jackie. Yeah. I don't think we've ever had a Split Inz song on Birthday Banger either. So you're unique. You're different. one, Jackie. Yeah, I don't think we've ever had a split end song on Birthday Banger either. So you're unique, you're different. Kiwi classic. Okay, wait there, Jackie. Let's go to Hope.

Hi, Hope. Hi, Hope. Hi. Good one for you. Give me hope. Joanna, give me hope. Yeah, that'd be a good one for you. I could do this for everyone today. I've never heard that song. Haven't you? No. Give me hope. No, I haven't hope. No, okay.

No, I haven't either. No. All right. What's your birthday? Hopefully you've heard of your actual birthday. Bang it. 30th of July, 95. All right.

You were 16 in 2011. And on the 30th of July, this was Top of the Chart. Love this Cobra Starship That's a perfect Friday banger That's a perfect Friday banger Certified banger hope That's awesome That's a great one

We have played Cobra Starships this afternoon But not this Cobra Starship song We're good to go then We're good to go We're fine We'll go to Wayne finally. Hey, Wayne. Hi, Wayne. How you going? Hey, Wayne.

How you going? Yeah, good. No, you know, you know, Wayne, not bad. Yeah, no, you gotta roll your R's. I'm from the South, you see. You gotta roll your R's. Well, I'm from Queensland and we just pretty much just say words that people can't understand.

Shrew, fat, income, shrew, bloody ripper. Yeah, I know, I know. I've been there. What are the chances of Wayne getting a Lil Wayne song this afternoon? Oh, I'm crossing my fingers for you, Wayne. What's your birthday, Wayne? 10th of November, 1960. All right, your chances are zero of getting a Lil Wayne song.

Wayne, you know what? I feel like whatever you're going to get, Wayne, is going to suit you to a T. Probably. All right? Probably. Okay, good deal. You were 16 in 1976.

And on the 20th of November in 1976, this was number one. You are the best. Oh, no! I knew it, Wayne! You're the bloody suitor! What do you think, Wayne? No, I'm not an ABBA fan. You're not an ABBA fan. I wouldn't have picked that.

Fair enough, fair enough. Who were you a fan of in the 70s? The other one. The one that was born in 64. You like Split Ends. Split Ends. That'd be your vote. Okay, all right.

Wait there, Wayne. Geez, we've got two songs from the 80s. Well, one from the 70s, one from the 80s, and one from the 2000s today. Welcome back to the Classic Hits. I know, right? We played ABBA last week. Love ABBA. I love it when ABBA comes up. I don't think we always? We played ABBA last week. Love ABBA.

I love it when ABBA comes up. I don't think we always have to play ABBA if it comes up. No. But if it's the vibe, we would play it. I like Cobra Starship. I like the Cobra Starship song. That song specifically. That's the Leighton Meester one, right?

For a Friday, it's Cobra Starship for me. You agree? Yeah, it's got the vibe. Oh, that might be the first time we've agreed this week. Might be. Hey, Hope, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger. That's awesome.

Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Now head into the weekend, Hope, and kill it. You too. Brian Clint, this is for Wayne and Jackie as well. ZM. ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of

Birthday Banger is Cobra Starship and You Make Me Feel straight out of 2011. I remember. Taking down ABBA and

Split Ends. Neon was a big thing when that Cobra Starship song was around. Ben's just brought up the music video. It's very 2011, right?

Yeah. The fashion is very 2011. Neon's big. Big 2011, right? Yeah. The fashion is very 2011. Neon's big. Big chunky chain necklaces under leather jackets. It's like a blatant ad to use Bing as a search engine in that film clip.

Really? Are they doing some Bing advertising? Who would have thought Cobra Starship didn't have the power to make Bing a thing? Who would have thought? Bing were like, I know what I'll take down Google. Cobra Starship didn't have the power to make Bing a thing? Who would have thought? Bing were like, I know what I'll take down, Google. Cobra Starship.

Cobra frickin' Starship. We did put it out there on the text machine on 9696. What is the best item that is on a big breakfast? Yeah, we're pre-empting our hangovers now. There's nothing better than a big old-fashioned fry-up on a Saturday or a Sunday at brunch. Why get something when you could get everything? The good thing about a big breakfast being on the cafe menu too is if it's a fancy cafe,

you know you're not going to have to dick around with these things that you don't really understand or you're not sure if you'll like. You know if they give you something that's got baked beans, mushrooms, hash browns, sausages, fried tomato, you're good to go. There's a cafe over in the UK who has

done a bit of their own research and they've asked people to vote on what they think is the best to the worst. Right. And the results are in. But before we get to the results, I'd like to go around the group and I want to know from you guys, what do you think? Best item on a big breakfast?

Easy, I'll go first. Yeah. Best item, the wilted spinach. All right, that's Clint's bed. No, no, no, no. No, that was a joke. No, you, no. No, that was a joke. That was a joke. Oh, shit.

You don't joke about the big breakfast. The wilted spinach guy, that's you now. Clint's producer bin? The best item is the bacon. Bacon. How do you like your bacon? Crispy? Yeah, just bacon's great, yeah.

Just any type of bacon? Yeah, any kind. You'll have it any which way. Produce Anastasia? The sausage, for sure. You love the sausage, we know that. great, yeah. Just any type of bacon. Yeah, any kind. You'll have it any which way. Produce Anastasia? The sausage, for sure. You love the sausage, we know that. Yeah, no. Yeah, yum.

Guys, it's the hash browns. No, no, yeah, yum. Sausage girl. It's definitely the hash brown. Nah, it's not. Yeah, the hashies on the side. No, because you have a hash brown at home for breakfast if you want like a cooked breakfast.

Wait, wait, who's having hash browns at home all the time? You. Yeah, we always do that. Oh, those ones out of the box, the Watties breakfast. Wait, wait. Who's having hash browns at home all the time? You. Yeah, we always do that. Oh, those ones out of the box. The Watties ones. I never get sausages and cook them up. Or you get that bulk pack. You get like 50 of them in that box.

I feel like you have that in bacon at home. What's more likely to have at home? Bacon or hash browns? Bacon. Probably bacon, yeah. You guys are confusing the conversation. The home cook doesn't come into it. No, he doesn't.

The big breakfast at a cafe. What's the hash browns? Juicy sausage. I need to change my vote. No, you guys are confusing the conversation. The home cook doesn't come into it. No, he doesn't. The big breakfast at a cafe. What's the most important bit? Juicy sausage. I need to change my vote. No, you said wilted spinach. No, because I want to change to mushrooms. I want to change to mushrooms. I think we should let him.

Yeah, you can change. If you want mushrooms, you can have it. Why did we let you even change it then? Mushrooms are good. Mushrooms are good. They help soak up everything. You may as well just vote for the bloody fried tomato. That can just nick off.

Oh, no, fried tomato is good. Fried tomato can get in the bin as far as I'm concerned. Second that. Do you second that? Yeah, 100%. In terms of everything else, what does the fried tomato bring into the table? Carbs and protein. Yeah, that's all you want.

That's what you need. Okay, what do the poll results say? The results at the top of the list, the ultimate item on a big breakfast is the bacon. Yep. It's the bacon. The bacon's got it. The bacon has got it.

Close second. The sausage. Yes. And then the hash browns. So, I mean, all of us in here, we were in the top three. Clint. Where's the wilted spinach? Last. Along with the fried tomato and the mushrooms. You guys don't know what you're missing.

If you had your fried breakfast without the mushrooms, fried tomatoes, we'd be great. We'd be okay. Someone goes, Clint can keep everything he just said. It's the worst stuff. I feel the colours are going somewhere. Bree and Clint. We had deep diving big breakfast pictures.

Ben's just typed big breakfast into Google Images and we're just critiquing them one by one. You guys just picked one that didn't have a hash brown on it. What are you doing with your life? Also, oh, gourmet beans get me so roiled up. You just want a can of Waddy's beans on the side of the day. I just want normal baked beans. But from a cafe, from a nice cafe.

You don't want them to make you a spicy bean. I hate spicy gourmet beans. Just give me normal baked beans. What if they put little chunkies of chorizo in there? Nah. You know? What if they serve it in one of those little iron pots, that tiny little pot?

God, I hate them so much. I hate them. It might be an unpopular opinion, but I hate them. Let's talk more food for a second. There's a New Zealander going for a food world record at the moment. Her name is Jo Watson. She runs the Old Town Hall Cafe in Oranui in Taranaki. And her and her grandson, Owen, are trying to get a Guinness World Record for...

Is it best big breakfast? Best big breakfast. No, the most flavours of scones. Ooh. Yeah. I do love a scone. I bloody love a scone. I think a cheese scone is a complete meal.

I think it has everything you need. Oh, see, I love a... Date scone? No, no, no, no. I love just a plain scone, jam and cream, but loaded up. That's fine. Scones, scones, scones. Give me all the scones.

The current world record for most scone flavours produced by one person cafe establishment? How much? 99. That's ridiculous. Yeah, it's a lot. I bet they've got a pumpkin scone. I bet they've got a pumpkin scone. Joe, I bet they do. Joe and Owen currently. 126 flavours of scones.

Oh, they're killing it. How many are they going? Don't try and stop them there. How many flavours of scones are they going for? 150. Yeah, 150. Yeah, go guys. Let me give you some of the flavours just quickly.

They've got an apricot and cream cheese scone. Yum. A cheese and slow roasted garlic scone. A date and crystallised ginger scone. A date and cinnamon. A pear and walnut and blue cheese scone.

A carrot and cumin scone. Carrot and cumin. And topical, what were we just talking about? They have a full English breakfast scone. That's a clap. In which contains everything that you would have at a big breakfast.

Can you imagine a big sausage sticking out of a scone? You might have heard Fletch Von Amegan talking about this this morning. The groomsman who's given a speech so bad that he got asked to leave the wedding by the bride and the groom. I heard because I read this and he remembers it going that he told one particular joke. Yes. And that was it. The rest of the speech he feels like went down pretty well. Yeah, yeah.

Until he made this one joke. Yeah. And this is the bit that they they they were like look people are really upset now it'll be better if you left which is a major thing to do because he's the best man so he's the groomsman's number one guy best friend yeah and it's very obvious if if after this joke he's not present anymore let's let's just say the joke and then we can talk about how bad it is or isn't right okay so he's giving the speech and he said there talk about how bad it is or isn't. Right?

So he's giving the speech and he said there was a line where he said, Bridesmaids, I'm a little bit short on time here and I don't really know all of you. So I'd just like to say that five out of six of you look stunning today. Figure that out amongst yourselves. Because I mean, classic, every groomsman always comments on how amazing the bridesmaids look. That's something that every groomsman has in their speech. Yeah. This guy has taken a different approach and he's put it in the speech

but made it into a joke. So let's just say bad room read straight away because you should just, when it comes to any of the bridal party, just build them up. It's the wedding day, just build them up. Just build them up, build them up. That's all you've got to do. It's punching down a little bit, isn't it? He said things went really bad when one of the bridesmaids in particular

got visibly upset and started crying, even though it wasn't meant for her. She's gone, he's speaking about me. What do you mean it wasn't meant for her? Wasn't it all just crap? It wasn't real. It's all crap. Yeah, it's what he said. He said it was just a joke, but someone's gone.

So she obviously wasn't feeling great about herself, and wasn't real. It's all crap. Yeah, it's what he said. It was just a joke, but someone's gone. So she obviously wasn't feeling great about herself, and she's like, it's about me. Well, she must have had that feeling beforehand too, where she was like, I'm the- I don't look the best out of this group. I'm the duff of the bridesmaids. And this guy just pointed it out. Because you're all dressed in the same thing usually.

And again, he should have realized that before he made the joke. What's your take on it? Do you think he should have been kicked out of the wedding? No, I don't. I think he should have been asked to apologize to the bridesmaids. Not on the microphone. I think that's too much. I think he should have been asked.

Public apology. Yeah, I reckon the groom should have gone over and said, hey, ladies, I'm really sorry. That was absolutely a joke. So no, I don't think he should have been kicked out do you think he should have been kicked out no a part of me is kind of like oh get over it a little bit it's a joke and clearly it's a joke he said he was making other best man's speech it's a crap joke i'm not gonna say it's my favorite joke i've ever heard but i probably if, if it was me, if I was a bridesmaid, I'd probably have a laugh and wouldn't think anything about it.

Well, the bridesmaids get to speak second, so they should have given it straight back. I'd roast him. I'd go, look, there's six groomsmen here tonight. I don't know all of you that well, except for you, Jeremy. You're the ugliest out of the lot. Yeah, yeah. And that's all you say. And you're not funny, and you're emotional at the wedding. And you're not funny, and I heard you got a small pee-pee.

Yeah. So, boom! Room read, excellent, win the wedding, turn the tides back. You all look amazing except for Jeremy. If you are a groomsman at a wedding coming up, there's a lot of pressure on you to do a funny speech. Just be careful, okay? Just be really careful. It could have been worse. My cousin made jokes about how everyone who was a Trump Supporter needed to leave the wedding So and that made

That was the first joke he made as the MC It was a big Trump wedding was it? It was a huge Trump supporter wedding