ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th December 2023
Episode Date: December 13, 2023Did you engaged at a concert? Love Actually Phone-a-thon: Did your partner cheat with a member of your family? New Zealand's Quote of the Year nominees. Ocean Alley. See omnystudio.com/listener for p...rivacy information.
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ZM, Brie and Clint.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, welcome to the Brie and Clint Show.
You dance for the people, you dance for them.
What's that one?
That was just me doing an impersonation of Ross.
Oh, okay.
So he comes in and he says to us,
Hey, you two, you dance for the people.
You dance real good and real nice.
He prods us with his cane.
Yeah.
Well, he's got a monocle in.
It's better.
He used to whip us.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, they got ruled out.
Yeah, HR took that away.
Yeah, they said, you can use this cane instead.
How fuzzy is back in the day teachers or principals had a cane?
Yeah.
And they would hit kids with it.
Yeah, what the hell?
My dad got hit with the cane multiple times.
Did he?
Yeah.
Really?
He was hit like that generation. What was he doing?
What was he doing?
I can't remember.
Oh, one of the times he said he'd snuck out on the,
he'd climbed out a window and climbed out on this balcony part
and him and these other boys were smoking out on the balcony.
Oh, no, you can still cane a kid for that at school.
Oh, can you?
Yeah, yeah.
Can you?
Yeah, it's just kids don't do it very often.
Yeah, right.
They know better.
Can't cane a kid for vaping, though.
It's fine.
Okay, let's wrap into the show.
If you haven't registered for our HelloFresh meat raffle,
you should do that.
At four o'clock, we're going to pull out three names
from the meat raffle,
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Quick, go get that done.
While you're doing that,
we're going to play a game of tradie versus lady.
$50 cash up for grabs as per usual.
0800 dial ZM is the number if you want to play.
Time for tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
The tradies taking on the Ladies.
Score update for the year.
The Tradies picked up a win yesterday.
They're on 106.
The Ladies out in front on 112.
Our Lady today calls us from the Waikato.
She's 22 and she can burp the alphabet.
Welcome to the show, Rebecca.
G'day, Bec.
Hi.
Prove it.
Yeah.
Can we get an LMNOP?
No. Oh, Bic. Hi. Prove it. Yeah. Can we get an LMNOP? No.
Oh, I smell a rat.
You're going to have to either do that or you're going to have to do a fart live on the radio.
You take a pick.
Yeah, you choose.
Okay, LMNOP.
Yeah.
L-M-N-O-P.
No, OP, OP.
It's so disgusting, Bec.
If you win, can we get the OP?
Yeah.
Okay, cool, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
Bec, Bec, you're just so ashamed right now, aren't you?
We forced you to do it.
It wasn't your fault. We make you do whatever your special talent is,
which is concerning for Ethan, who's 19,
and his special skill is that he drinks four beers a day.
Welcome to the show, Ethan.
Prove it, Ethan.
What's your go-to beer, Ethan?
Beer?
No, it's V.
V?
Oh, you drink four Vs a day.
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, I don't know which one's worse.
Holy smokes.
Jeez.
That's a lot of Vs.
Are we talking the small cans or the big ones?
Oh, the big ones.
Oh!
Big ones?
What do you do for a job, Ethan?
Uh, plumber.
Oh.
Gotta get through the day somehow.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, mate.
Ethan, your buzzer is tradie. Rebecca, your buzzer is just a burp, if you want to answer through the day somehow. Yeah, right? Yeah, mate. Ethan, your buzzer is tradie.
Rebecca, your buzzer is just a burp,
if you want to answer one of the questions.
Don't make her do that.
Nah, it's lady.
First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash.
Good luck.
Bec tried to get out of it and we forced it.
Okay, guys.
Here you go.
There you go.
Number one, name a dessert you might eat at Christmas time.
Lady Pavlova.
Yes, Bec, straight in there.
She didn't even wait.
She just said Lady Pavlova.
Lady Pavlova.
What's a Lady Pavlova?
Anyway, we're moving on.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
If I was in a pair of red bands, what would I be wearing?
Lady.
Bec, in again.
Gumboots. Of course, it's I be wearing? Lady. Beck, in again. Gumboots.
Of course, it's the iconic gumboots.
Can we just...
Ethan, have you had enough V to be in this competition today?
He's right there.
Are you firing on all cylinders?
No, I haven't.
Beck just getting in before him, just.
Question number three.
I hope he just had a V too.
That'll be it.
Well, here we go.
It's the battle of the Vs.
It's good for the burps.
Okay, Ethan, you need this one to stay in it.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Maybe.
Yes, Ethan.
660.
Nice work.
He's on the board.
We are 2-1 to the ladies.
Question number four.
What is the name of the movie in which an FBI agent
poses as a beauty...
Oh, me?
Beauty pageant contestant.
Lady?
Yes, Bec?
Lady.
Oh, never mind.
I don't know.
It stars Sandra Bullock.
Do I never guess, Ethan?
Uh...
Nah, I don't know.
Nah?
What were you going to say,
Bec, out of interest?
Men in Black.
Men in Black.
Worth a guess, mate.
The answer we were looking for was Miss Congeniality.
Fantastic film.
Question number five, still 2-1 to the ladies.
If I was eating a turkey tail and I wasn't eating any part of an actual turkey,
what would I be eating?
Grows in the ground.
Sometimes they're psychedelic.
Brady?
Yes, Ethan.
Turnip?
No.
Psychedelic turnip.
Beck, you want to guess?
I said mushroom.
She's got it.
Well done, Beck.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
And you know what that means?
We get our O and our P now, don't we, Rebecca?
Do I have to on live radio?
I'm sorry, but the rules dictate that you have to.
Leave her alone.
Give her a 50 bucks.
She earned it.
She wants to do it.
Give us at least the O.
Pardon?
Just give us the O.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
All right.
And that'll do.
Now you've definitely won the 50 bucks.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Bless your heart.
Now we'll let you go.
With your dignity intact.
Because you didn't do the P.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, God.
Brianne Clint.
Kylie Minogue was performing at the Royal Albert Hall Because you didn't do the P. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Brianne Clint.
Kylie Minogue was performing at the Royal Albert Hall in London over the weekend.
Was being filmed for television over there.
God, people over there love her.
She is royalty in the UK.
Literally like Jesus.
They love her so much they even listen to her sister's music.
Yeah, they love Danny as well.
They love Danny Minogue.
They love both of them.
They love them.
Anyway, it was a big deal.
It was being filmed for TV.
And at one point, one of the audience members,
they were letting audience members ask questions to Kylie.
Yeah.
And one of the audience members gets up
and asks her quite an interesting question.
Take a listen.
So I want it to be memorable and special for our family.
So thank you, because this question isn't to you,
it's to your super fan, Martin.
So, Martin, would you marry me?
Yes!
I don't even know.
That just actually happened.
How did you guys meet?
At your concert.
At my concert.
Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you.
And congratulations then.
Thank you.
Hip hip hooray!
To which Martin replied.
It was funny because you don't hear it there,
but Martin actually goes, Kylie, what would you say?
And then Kylie's like, I'd say yes.
And then Martin was like, okay, yes, I'll marry you.
So Martin only said yes because Kylie said he should say yes.
Exactly.
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
But isn't that cute?
They met at a Kylie Showgirl show in 2007.
Cute.
And then now in 2023, they've gotten engaged.
Yeah.
At a Kylie concert.
Potentially, his partner has been waiting to propose to him for a long time.
Well, until Kylie threw it again.
And just needed a Kylie show to be able to do it at.
Or that was the excuse he was using.
Yeah, yeah.
Just a long time.
15 years.
There must have been, there would have been another Kylie concert in between there.
No, I mean 15 years.
Oh, to be engaged.
To be with somebody.
Not even engaged.
Yeah.
To be waiting to be proposed to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, maybe they had other things on.
True.
And it wasn't legal for a while, so.
And they weren't allowed.
Yeah.
You know, for a long time.
True, true, true, true.
It was like the stuff going on, you know.
So I thought we could ask you guys on 0800DIALZM, do you know someone, maybe it was you, and
you got engaged at a concert?
Yeah.
And who was the concert?
Yeah.
Yeah, who was playing?
Does the concert,
surely the concert has to fit the person, right?
You wouldn't just do it at
At a random concert.
Christmas in the park.
If someone proposed to me at Christmas in the park,
I'd be so upset.
What if you're a huge Ainsley Allen and Drew Nemia fan?
Well, I am, of course, being fans of them.
But I just don't want to be proposed to in a very public area. I'm Ainsley Allen and Drew Nemia fan. Well, I am, of course, big fans of them.
But I just don't want to be proposed to in a very public area.
No, no, no, no.
And maybe you got proposed to at a concert,
but you didn't want a public proposal either.
But you had to say yes because you're at the concert.
Or maybe you kept it quiet.
Maybe you were sitting at the Paramore concert and your partner turns to you.
Just quietly.
Quietly and just pulls out the ring i
don't know i remember a few years ago someone uh behind me at friday jams got down on one knee and
i saw it i was like oh my god this is happening in front of me yeah um but did you see one wasn't
you what concert did you get engaged at brian clint ross boss was in here earlier and he goes
oh that's so rude of people to do that
How dare you make the concert all about yourself
It's not a wedding
You know it's not the same as a wedding
You can propose at a concert it's fine
And it doesn't always go on stage
Or the big screens it can just happen quietly
In the crowd
A lot of the time that happens
It's not all about them they just want to do it quietly
Maybe they met Like this couple at a Kylie Minogue concert.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
So I wanted it to be memorable and special for our family.
So thank you because this question isn't to you,
it's to your super fan, Martin.
So, Martin, would you marry me?
Martin said no.
Martin was just like, nah, no thanks.
Yeah.
No, we're kidding.
Really brought down the buzz of the concert.
We're kidding.
Martin said yes.
He said yes.
And it was very exciting for both of them.
Remember those people who proposed to each other at the Lizzo concert earlier this year
and then it came out in the media that they were lying.
They were fake. No, that was the rumour that
came out in the media. It wasn't confirmed,
was it? No, it got confirmed.
From them? Yeah. Did it?
Yeah. God, I didn't know that.
I'm pretty sure. Alright. They got
called out for it. Yeah, I remember
it was a big thing at the
Lizzo concert. Yeah, yeah. It took like
10, 15 minutes.
Exactly.
Anyway, we're asking,
did someone propose at a concert you were at
or did you get proposed to at a concert?
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hey, so my cousin won tickets
to like an intimate Ed Sheeran concert in Austria.
Yeah.
And then he proposed to his now wife at the concert.
When you say intimate, how many people are we talking?
Like it was in a bar.
Ooh.
Really?
Okay, so Ed would have seen the proposal happening.
Yeah, he ended up dedicating the next song,
which was Perfectism.
I was going to say, was the song Perfect?
They've nailed that proposal, I think.
Of course Ed was going to do that because he's the nicest guy ever.
That was always going to happen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nailed it.
Great story.
Okay, thank you, Anonymous.
Let's go to Alex on our 100 Dial ZM.
Hi, Alex.
Hi, Alex.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Did you see a proposal at a concert?
No, it wasn't actually at a concert.
It was on a plane.
On a plane?
Yeah, it was on an AirAsia flight.
Really?
Not that glamorous, but it was in Thailand or Vietnam and I was travelling.
And it was in the flight, the person got up and asked if they could make an announcement on the flight.
Whose dream is it to get proposed to on a plane?
That's my worst nightmare.
Did you hear what she said?
They got up over the loudspeaker.
Oh, no.
Yeah, in front of a whole plane of people.
Did the person say yes?
Yeah, they did.
And does AirAsia even stock champagne for them to be able to celebrate?
I don't think so.
It was like a domestic flight.
Congratulations on your engagement.
Congratulations.
Do you want the beef or the chicken?
There's no beef, so you're going to have to have the chicken.
Would you like to purchase yourself a $15 celebratory toasty sandwich?
Alex, Alex, were you into it?
Were you vibing it or were you a little bit like, this is awkward?
No, I filmed it.
I filmed it and I was like, this is so tacky.
This is not ideal.
That's so funny. I mean, it was cute.
Oh my God, I've just figured it out.
I've just figured it out. Do you think, Alex, that they were like scam
artists and they always like fake a proposal
in the hope of an upgrade? Well, I don't even think this plane
had the upgrade option. Oh, so there's that myth busted.
Yeah, so there goes that idea.
God, that's a great idea, though.
I bet people have done that before.
Let's talk to Linz on 800Diles.com.
Hi, Linz.
Hi, Linz.
You get proposed to at a concert?
No.
No, it was my little brother proposed to his now wife
as of the weekend, just gone in the middle of the My Chemical Romance mosh pit.
Really?
At My Chemical Romance.
Yeah, exactly.
Linz, do you know what song your little brother proposed during?
Honestly, I can't remember because I ended up,
I was squashed between thousands of people
and wearing a beer for filming it for my effort.
Yeah, fair enough.
Fair enough.
Was the person he proposed to also an emo?
Like, was it the perfect proposal?
It was different.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
And they were married in black and purple, so it was perfect.
Oh, I love it.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
I bet he proposed during the black parade.
Honestly, the memory is definitely fuzzy for that day, but it was very cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
You'd better hold on to the ring tied in a My Chemical Romance mosh pit.
Why?
Oh, because it's so wild?
Yeah, you get pretty wild.
You could propose at the Becky Hill concert this summer.
Oh, yeah, that was the plan.
You and your partner love Becky Hill, so you could.
Can you imagine?
If we disconnect.
Get down on one knee.
Bree and Clint.
They have got the biggest tune on New Zealand radio this week
with a song that came out five years ago.
What the hell?
Please welcome to the show, it's Mitch Emotionally.
Hey, guys. G'day, Mitch. G'day. What the show, it's Mitch Emotionally. Hey, guys.
G'day, Mitch.
G'day.
What the hell, man?
What's going on with this song?
Yeah, well, it's a bit of a mystery to ourselves as well,
but we're just stoked that it's getting a little resurgence
and more and more people are hearing it.
Mate, you and me both in 2018, hand on my heart,
this song Confidence by you guys was my favourite song of 2018.
I was singing it everywhere here in New Zealand.
I was absolutely buzzing about it.
So when I've heard this news that it's now had this resurgence on TikTok,
you guys must be big fans of TikTok now that this is going well for you?
Yeah, well, there was a point there where I didn't really know
what the whole TikTok was.
But, yeah, apparently now we're heavily involved.
Yeah, yeah.
This song, which I agree with Bree, has been a stonker for years.
It won the Triple J Hottest 100 in 2018.
Are you a bit pissed off at people for only getting on board
with the song now or are you just happy?
We're just happy but it is kind of
perplexing a bit to wonder
why it didn't take off then
and now and why
but I guess I think
a couple of American TikTokers
must have got hold of it and it's just
yeah. Because the TikTok version that
is blowing up is quite a lot
faster than the original. This is the one that is blowing up is it's quite a lot faster than the original
this is the one that is everywhere at the moment oh shit i love this song so bad and i love it in
this form too have you guys tried playing it at this tempo yet since it's blowing up like that
we haven't but there is actually another song of ours which we tried to play at a very fast
tempo so before the whole tiktok thing with confidence we were actually we actually played
a sped up version of happy sad ones and it sounded really fun yeah so i don't know maybe we'll um
we'll do it as a as a you know a surprise to someone in one of our shows coming up yeah i'm
looking forward to the electronic funk album that you guys release
where just everything's faster.
We might do that for the next one
if that's what people are into.
You might have to. Hell yeah, why not?
You guys are headed over here
across the ditch to play some songs
just after Christmas.
Set the scene for me, Mitch. What's the
vibe like for the Ocean Alley Boys
on Christmas Day? What are you getting up to?
Well, we'll probably have a big Chrissy with our parents
and our families, our respective families,
and then, yeah, jump on a plane and fly over to Auckland.
You know, there's a bit of excitement on the first day,
so we might have to get carried away when we get to Auckland on the 26th
if any bars are open.
It's always the way, eh?
Any time you go on like a land trip or a girl's trip away, everybody
blows out on the first night.
Blows out on the first day and then you leave the next day
and actually go to work and do something.
You regret that first day every time.
It's less of
a regret, more of a
something to be aware of.
You're going to play
in Wanaka on New Year's
Eve, so you're getting the proper Kiwi summer experience.
Do you guys have a favourite Kiwi band that you have played with
or you listen to or you're hoping to be on the same bill with this summer?
Yes.
We have long-term friends, Toy, Tunes of Eye,
formerly known as Tunes of Eye, spelled P-O-I,
and they're Wellington lads, and we've played with them and we've spent time with them
in New Zealand and in Australia, and, yeah,
we really appreciate their music.
They're very, very talented folks, and they have a similar vibe to us.
You know, they're way rootsier and, like, yeah, they're just legends.
The Ocean Alley sound is perfect for the Kiwi Summer,
so we're stoked to get you guys over here.
Congratulations on all the recent success,
and we're looking forward to some beers
and some tunes with Ocean Alley this summer.
Cheers, Matt.
Thanks, Mitch.
Thank you so much, Bree and Clint.
Have a good one.
Cheers.
Bree and Clint.
Because it's 12 sleeps till Christmas,
we are continuing with our mission
to talk about the movie Love Actually every day this week.
As if you're not going to hear about it enough this Christmas.
Exactly right.
Have you watched it this year yet?
Yes.
You have?
I just watch it throughout the year.
I don't even wave till Christmas.
Really?
Yeah.
Just on year round.
It's a great movie.
It's on Netflix at the moment.
So far this week, we've asked you,
like the creepy guy who tries to steal Keira Knightley away from her husband,
did your best friend steal your partner? That's a question we've asked.
We also asked yesterday, do you still despise Alan Rickman for what he did to Emma Thompson?
And today, a whole new topic to talk about. I want to focus on Jamie and Aurelia today.
Yeah, so Jamie is the one that is writing the book.
Yes.
Aurelia is the woman who is hired to clean the holiday house
that he's staying in while he's writing the book.
Jamie is played by Colin Firth.
And at the start of the movie, Jamie comes home from a wedding
and finds his girlfriend having sex with his brother.
Yeah, not the best situation.
He goes to a cottage in France to focus on his writing.
And yeah, you're right.
He falls in love with his Portuguese house cleaner.
Aurelia.
He eventually proposes to her, even though neither of them speak the other person's language.
They fall in love.
They forge a love connection,
even though he doesn't speak Portuguese and she doesn't speak...
English.
English.
So, here's our very relatable, very phoneable,
double-barrelled phone topic today.
We're going double-barrel again today.
We love the twofers.
The questions are,
did your partner cheat on you with a family member?
Or did you fall in love with someone
that didn't speak the same language as you?
But eventually maybe you figured it out
or it just didn't work out
because you didn't speak the same language.
Or you were just dating someone
who didn't speak the same language as you.
And I mean, like, almost nothing.
Like, you guys struggled to communicate verbally at all.
You let your eyes do the talking.
That's true love.
Is it?
Could be.
Could be.
Could be.
You let your hips do the talking.
Oh, 800-DIALS-Z M or you text us on 9696.
One more time, Clint.
What were we looking for?
Yeah, we've got to be very clear about this, okay?
Double banger.
You can answer either of these questions.
Did your partner cheat on you with a member of your family?
We're talking a brother, a sister, a mum, an auntie, an uncle, a cousin.
Someone in your family, she was like, I like this family,
but not the one that I'm with.
I want a different one.
Yeah, someone related to you.
Or?
Or did you fall in love with someone that didn't speak the same language as you?
It's getting harder, eh?
I don't think so.
No, actually, no, that's bad attitude.
I think we got it.
Yeah, I think we got it too.
I think we got it.
Okay, 0800DARLSATM or text to 9696.
If you can contribute to either of today's
Love Actually Big Phone Talkathon topics.
Bree and Clint.
We are attempting to talk about the movie
Love Actually every day this week
in the run up to Christmas.
We're trying to find a different topic
that we can relate to people's everyday lives
and talk about it on the radio every single day.
Friday's going to be,
did you knock the pop band Blue off the top of the charts with your song?
With this song, right?
Yeah, with this song, yeah.
Today, our topic, and someone has texted us and they said,
ooh, spicy chat to end the year, guys.
It is actually.
We've asked you, like Colin Firth's character,
did your partner cheat on you with a member of your family?
Because in the movie, his brother sleeps with his girlfriend.
Or, like Colin Firth's character,
did you fall in love with someone that didn't speak the same language as you?
Here we go.
Let's kick it off with this text.
Someone said,
Hi, team.
I met a guy who spoke only Spanish and I knew nada Spanish.
For a while, we had to use the good old dictionary to help with translation.
When he asked me if he could kiss me, I was looking around for geese.
However, we survived and we are now married for 12 years with kids.
I love that.
And then whenever...
I wonder if they still don't speak each other's languages.
I was going to say, whenever he doesn't feel like listening to you,
he's like, oh, sorry, no English.
No English.
Or on the language one as well,
someone said, I've had so many 12-hour romances
with people who don't speak the same language as me.
I was cabin crew and I travelled the world.
So you can imagine how many relationships
with language barriers
I have had. Hell yeah.
Fun. How good.
Let's go to the phones to the person who wants to be
anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hi anonymous.
Hi.
Which one is it for you? Did a family
member hook up with your partner
or did you not speak the same
language as someone you were seeing?
Well unfortunately I've had both. Have you? Or did you not speak the same language as someone you were seeing?
Well, unfortunately, I've had both.
Have you?
Yeah, my younger sister slept with my son's father.
No.
Which has brought me in too.
And then I tried to make a guy thing for like 18 years.
Yeah.
It destroyed me.
Yeah.
And then I had a two-year break.
And then, unfortunately, I fell in love with someone that I've been with for two years
and we could barely communicate
and now he's in jail.
He's in jail?
Oh my god.
No wonder you can't communicate.
Bloody hell.
Would it be fair to say, Anonymous,
that you're attracted to bad boys?
To the wrong sorts of people.
To the wrong sort of people, yeah.
And can I say, Anonymous, you referenced giving it a go.
Being with someone for another 18 years, not giving it a go,
you gave it a red-hot crack.
Tell me about it.
And I still look back and think, he stole all my young years.
But you're still here, Anonymous.
You're still here.
You're still kicking, so it's all good.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, well, I'm just saying that I've experienced both,
and nobody wants to go through that.
Hell no.
So you're saying both situations, not a good idea.
Thank you, Anonymous.
We appreciate your input.
Let's go to Rihanna on our $800.
Hi, Rihanna. Hi to Rihanna on 0800-DARLS-A-DIM.
Hi, Rihanna.
Hi, Rihanna.
Hi.
Which one are you going to contribute to in our Big Love Actually phone topic talk-a-thon?
So it's not actually me, but it was my dad cheating on my mum.
Your dad cheated on your mum?
And it's not just that.
When I was younger, he was with my best friend's mother.
And then not long later, her sister.
His first fiancé was my mum.
His second fiancé was this lovely lady.
And his last fiancé was that second fiancé's cousin.
What is up with your dad, Rihanna?
Also, their other cousin is the mother of my half-sister.
Oh, my God.
I literally cannot keep up.
You lost me.
It's quite the family web that your dad has weaved.
He's been around the block, I guess you could say.
Is dad invited to Christmas or is he too much of a liability?
Oh, no.
Everyone loves him, so that's fine.
Everyone loves him.
That's the problem.
Everyone loves him.
He just doesn't get included
in Secret Santa.
Everyone loves him
a bit too much.
Oh,
that was confusing.
Oh,
there we go.
We succeeded.
Three days in a row
talking about love actually.
You want one more
to finish it off?
Yeah.
Someone said,
my husband slept
with my sister,
hence why we are not together anymore.
Her and her husband and his best friend have an open marriage.
And they decided to include your husband in their open marriage.
Who would you be more angry at in that situation,
your sister or your husband?
That's a great question.
You know what I mean?
Because normally,
you're more angry at the husband because they've made a commitment
and they've made a promise to you.
But this is like your blood,
your family.
The annoying thing about that
is sisters are forever.
You know, husbands come and go.
Sisters are forever.
Mate, not in that situation.
I'd kick the sisters to the curb as well
along with the husband.
Time to play some Google Down.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
Here we go.
Bit of Google Down.
We've played this all year.
We haven't kept score.
We probably should start keeping score.
Yeah, we'll start fresh next year.
Just so the people need to know.
I've lost my mojo, though.
Who is, you know, what's it called when they're paying the best?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The odds-on favourite.
The odds-on favourite.
But today, we've already asked for your texts.
Who are you backing in?
Clint, Claudia or Ella?
Here's how the game works.
I've put together this quiz where I've put these exact questions into Google.
First person to yell out the exact correct first answer wins a point.
First to three points wins.
All right.
Are we ready?
I'm ready.
Here we go.
Last full game of Google Down for the year.
Who will be victorious?
Question number one.
Who is currently the richest person in the world?
Elon Musk.
Elon Musk.
It was a guess.
Elon Musk.
But is he currently?
He is.
He is currently the richest person in the world.
Elon Musk.
Well done, Clint.
One point to Clint.
Here comes question number two.
The girls hate the idea of me winning so much.
Anyone but Clint.
Do you know why?
Why?
Because you're not the best winner.
Oh, says Claudia.
I only break off air.
If you were humble, then they would want you to win.
I am humble.
It's a little smirk you do.
Just some advice for next year if you want the girls' support.
It's out.
Okay, question number two.
Who invented the yo-yo?
Pedro Edralen Flores.
I'm going to give it to Claudia.
She started and finished around the same time.
Pedro Edralen Flores is correct. One to Claudia, one started and finished around the same time. Pedro Edralen Flores is correct.
One to Claudia, one to Clint.
Question number three.
How many reindeer does Santa have?
Twelve.
Claudia and Clint are out.
Nine.
Ella comes through with a steal.
I guess the same thing.
Because, of course, Rudolph's at the front.
It'd have to be an odd number.
Maybe one stupid, stupid, stupid.
Always has to be an odd number with Rudolph leading the way.
We are all tied up for the last game of Google Down for the year.
Question number four.
What was the most streamed song in 2019?
Tremendous.ello, Senorita.
Senorita.
That was messy.
What did you say first, Claude?
I said Blinding Light.
Okay, you're out.
Ella.
Senorita.
I'm going to give it to Clint.
I'm pretty sure he started with Sean Mendes.
What did he say?
I said Sean Mendes and Camila Cabello, Señorita.
No, she asked for the song, not the artist.
Ella, it's okay.
No.
It's okay.
We can bring it back.
It's rigged.
We can buy now points.
So technically.
One to Claude, one to Ella.
Question number five.
Oh, mate.
How much do the Wiggles make a year?
30 million.
What did you both say?
30 million.
Oh.
I technically don't have that answer.
Okay, I can come in again.
Looks like I can take my time.
Oh, hurry up.
Oh, yeah, you get first guess, don't you?
Well.
Can I have the wording of the question again? No. Oh, yeah, you get first guess, don't you? Well. Can I have the wording of the question again?
No.
Oh, my gosh, this sucks.
$28 million.
No.
None of you get the points.
I got it.
Can I go back in?
No, that question is forfeit.
It is $20 million.
I was the closest.
You were the closest, but not the correct answer.
Here comes question number six.
What year did PlayStation release the PS2?
2000.
I'm going to give it to Ella.
What?
I want to give it to Claudia.
So would I.
No, no, no.
It's mine.
It's mine.
Ella corrected herself.
She didn't finish the other one.
But she's rabid. She said shut up. other one. Yeah, but she's rabid.
She said 20 before I did, but I said 2,000 first.
No, I said it.
I'm taking it.
How many points are you on?
I don't know.
She's on one.
I'm on two.
You know what?
Cancel everything.
This last question is for the win.
Fire out.
This is for everything.
Winner takes all.
Here we go.
Question number seven.
Who wrote the book Harry McCleary?
Suzanne, oh no.
She didn't finish that.
Lily Dodd.
Ella takes the win.
There it is.
Which means, Dan, you've picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars.
I just found that one.
Woohoo!
I'm the champion of 2023.
She's come from nowhere.
Did you think she was going to do it, Dan?
I knew she was going to do it.
You had the faith no one else had.
Ella, you're not the champion of 2023.
It's not last goal wins.
Ella, do you remember what I just said about being humble?
Oh, no.
Bree and Clint.
Please be upstanding for the New Zealand National Quote of the Year nominees.
Spread your legs.
Yeah, that was right up there.
Was that this year?
No, it would have been last year.
It would have been the quote of the year for 2020
I believe. Nah, not
that long ago. COVID
was 2020. Yeah, I know, but
COVID went for many years.
You reckon it was 2021? Because it was Chris
Hickens. Because it wasn't last year.
Massey University put
these together every year. They've done it since 2011.
Definitely wasn't 2020.
Last year's quote of the year
was from David Seymour,
who said, I would have thought that
Grant Robertson would be a much bigger
threat to Lamingtons than Lamingtons
would be a threat to Grant Robertson.
God, he got roasted.
Yeah, that's not nice, David.
That was pretty good.
Other past winners of the quote of the year, Dr. Chris Warner,
please tell me that is not your penis.
That's one quote of the year before.
Yeah, that was a very, very common phrase that people were using.
We're a funny little country, eh?
That was our most important quote of the year that year.
An imaginary doctor looking at his son's dick on an iPad.
Had a very, very important message.
That's a very good point.
Don't send unsolicited dick pics because your parents will see them.
Or keep your dick off the family iPad.
Yeah.
And keep the pictures of it off the iPad.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Do you want to hear the nominees for quote of the year 2023?
Because the voting's open at the moment.
Oh, have they not crowned it yet?
They haven't crowned it, no.
Okay.
So these are some of my favourites.
It's not all of the nominees,
but there's some of the better ones.
Taika Waititi is nominated.
He got asked to identify the wildest rumour
he'd heard about himself
and he said,
I don't listen to rumours,
I start them.
That's pretty gangster.
I quite like that.
Nicola Willis, who is the new finance minister,
she, when she was in opposition,
was questioning Grant Robertson in Parliament
about a gap in his budget, a fiscal hole,
and she yelled, how big is his hole?
We still don't know.
No one really knows how big Grant's Hole is.
Yeah, leave Grant's Hole out of this.
No, I want Grant's Hole in this because we need to get to the bottom of it.
You want to get to the bottom of Grant's Hole.
Mayor of Auckland, Wayne Brown, is nominated.
Oh, here we go.
As Auckland prepared to enter the state of emergency at the beginning of this year
during the floods, he did a press conference and he said, As Auckland prepared to enter the state of emergency At the beginning of this year Yeah I do recall this one
He did a press conference and he said
The issue is rain
We really need that to stop
Yeah no shit Sherlock
Yeah
Thanks Mayor Obvious
Yeah thanks Captain Obvious
The problem with the rain is it's wet.
And if there's too much of the wet, it rises.
It's not dry.
And it means that everything gets wet.
Another nominee for Quote of the Year 2023
is the Wairarapa bar manager, Debbie Sinclair,
who said to Ed Sheeran when he made a surprise visit to her pub,
and she thought that he was performing a government sting operation.
She said, oh, have you got any ID?
To Ed Sheeran.
Isn't his face his ID?
He's one of the most famous men on the planet,
and she thought the government were using him to perform an undercover sting
to see that she was properly identifying the patrons inside a pub.
I mean, it would be a good tact.
Shout out Debbie.
I'd love Debbie to win Quote of the Year.
Yeah, she deserves it.
Don't think she's got it though
because I believe the Quote of the Year
will be the one that all of New Zealand used.
When the Warriors almost went all the way this year, up the wars.
Up the wars.
Up the wars.
It took over the world and-
It took over the All Blacks during a Rugby World Cup.
If it doesn't win, then, I mean, it's going to be another recount
like Bird of the Year.
Did we get a recount on Bird of the Year?
No, we deserved one.
Oh, we deserved one.
It has to be a recount.
I'm still not, I'm not accepting that.
What was the bird?
The Pootikitiki pummeled.
The Pootikitiki.
There needs to be a recount.
But Up The Waz should win.
Up The Waz should win.
They've got to win something.
Oh, shit.
You're so right.
Hey, it's because we love them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got close, so we're allowed to joke now
Let's rip into some birthday bangers
The number one songs when you turn 16
For... 16?
16
When you turn 16
For your Wednesday
Let's start with Roma
Hi, Roma
Hello, hello, hello Are you a wanderer or more of with Roma. Hi, Roma. Hello, hello, hello. Are you a wanderer
or more of a Roma?
Both, I think. Yeah, mate.
Me too. Me too. We love to see
it. How's your day been, Roma?
Not too bad. How about you guys?
Yeah, pretty good. I
feel like you're going to have a great one, so
let's rip into your birthday banger. What's your
birthday? August 24th,
1996.
Right.
That means you were 16 in 2012.
And back on your 16th, this was at number one.
The song he'll never top.
Which one of them will never top it?
Both. Either, yeah. A little of them will never top it? Both.
Either, yeah.
Lupe Fiasco.
Global hit.
Guy Sebastian, Battle Scars.
What do you reckon, Roma?
What was number two?
Wow, savage.
Okay.
Yeah, no fair.
Fair enough.
That's fair enough.
Wait there, we're going to do Luke's birthday banger.
G'day, Luke.
Hello, Luke.
How's it going, guys?
Good, mate.
How's your week been so far?
Oh, not too bad.
Not too bad.
How are you guys?
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
Whereabouts in the country are you?
Hawke's Bay.
Oh, lovely.
All right, Luke.
Well, thanks for calling in.
Let's do your birthday banger right now.
What's your date of birth?
23rd of June, 2006.
Luke, that means you were only 16
last year in
2022. So let me take you
back to 23rd of June
last year.
Kate Bushy Bush. Bit of running up that
hill, obviously due to
Stranger Things.
Yeah, your birthday banger's from like 1986 or something.
Yeah, nah, that's alright.
I quite like that song from Kate Bush.
So do I.
It's not what Luke would have been expecting though, right?
No.
As a 17 year old.
It's what none of us would have expected, but here we are.
Okay, wait there.
Let's do one more birthday banger for Jess.
Kia ora, Jess.
G'day, Jess.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
Whereabouts are you right now?
I'm in Tauranga.
Oh, lovely.
What's the weather like there at the moment?
Pretty windy.
Oh, okay.
Same everywhere.
We just imagine that it's always beautiful in Tauranga.
We're like, oh, it'll be nice in Tauranga.
No matter what the weather is, it'll be nice in Tauranga.
Really?
Okay, well, that makes us feel better than Jess.
What's your birthday?
9th of August, 1983.
All right, mate, that means you were 16 in 1999.
And Jessica, here's your birthday banger.
A bit of five.
Oosh.
Five, if you're getting down.
What do you reckon, Jess?
Yeah, that's all right.
That's fun, yeah.
I think you've got a great one, Jess.
I like it so much, I'm going to vote for it.
Yeah, I'm going to go a bit of five with Jess as well.
We're locked in.
Jess, congrats, you just won birthday banger.
Oh, okay, thank you. No worries. Get out your skipping rope, get a bit of five with Jess as well. We're locked in. Jess, congrats. You just won birthday banger. Oh, okay.
Thank you.
No worries.
Get out your skipping rope.
Get a bit of jump jam on.
I want him now.
Oh, yeah.
Make sure you're wearing a supportive bra, though, as an adult.
I learned that the hard way.
You can't skip without a bra.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Thanks, Jess.
Bye, mate.
Thanks for playing.
Bree and Clint, you're on Zedim.
I'm going to take a little time to refresh your mind
because the boys are back in town with a different kind of funk.
Who gots the funk?
We gots the funk, right?
Bree and Clint.
Come and get it on, baby.
I want it now, baby.
Who's the winner of Birthday Banger today?
Get it on, baby.
From five, from 1999.
Get it around, baby.
I want it now, baby.
It's Jess's birthday banger.
That's a good one.
What a tune.
There's a woman over in Melbourne, Australia,
who's making headlines at the moment.
This all happened a few years ago, but one morning,
she was living in northeast Melbourne,
and she woke up pretty early because she could hear an animal crying.
Okay. And she was like pretty early because she could hear an animal crying. Okay.
And she was like, that's weird.
I don't have any animals in this house.
Yeah.
Might be the next door neighbour.
I don't know what's going on. And she got up and she went out into her front yard where she was met with a tiny little puppy.
Looked like it was there on its own.
She had no idea how it got there. And of course she
decided to bring it inside to look after it. Yeah.
At least until you can figure out whose it is. Exactly. Yeah.
Anyway, I will note that the house where she
lived did back straight onto bushland.
Okay.
So it was quite close to the bush.
Yeah.
And at one point she thought that this tiny little thing was a fox.
Right.
Okay.
Are there foxes in Australia?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Not native, obviously.
Right.
She thought it was a fox and then she's like, no, no, it looks like a dog.
It looks like a dog.
It's a puppy.
Anyway. Can you keep a fox and then she's like, nah, nah, it looks like a dog. It looks like a dog. It's a puppy. Anyway.
Can you keep a fox?
I don't know.
If you get it from a puppy, can you keep a fox?
I've never seen anyone with a pet fox, but I'm assuming yes.
Yeah.
I've seen people on TikTok.
Is a baby fox called a puppy?
I don't think so.
No.
Okay.
I feel like a fox is like half cat, half dog.
Yeah.
That's what I always think of a fox as.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Soft like a cat, but wily like a dog. Yeah. That's what I always think of a fox as. Yeah. Yeah. Soft like a cat but wily like a dog.
Yeah.
They've got a bit of both.
But anyway, she couldn't figure out what exactly this animal was
and she decided she posted on Facebook and she said,
hey, guys, this is the story.
This is what happened.
I think it's a fox or a dog.
What do you guys think?
Anyway, a lot of heated discussions online where people were saying,
you need to take this dog to the vet to get it tested to see for sure,
you know, what you got.
What you got.
Anyway, this was a while after she had gotten the puppy,
after it landed in her front yard.
She kind of looked after it and raised it until it was a bit bigger
and it was about four or five months old
and eventually she took it into the vet where they did DNA sample,
took a DNA sample and they tested it
and turns out that this woman, she was looking after a dingo.
Oh, shit, a dingo.
Yeah, a dingo puppy.
Can I ask, excuse my ignorance,
what's the main difference between a dingo and a dog?
They do look very similar,
but dingoes are wild animals and they will attack you.
Is dingo like a wolf?
Like an Australian wolf?
Yeah, dingo's more like a wolf.
Yeah.
Native. Native to Australia. Yeah. Endingo's more like a wolf. Yeah. Native.
Native to Australia.
Yeah.
Endangered now, these days.
Really?
Yeah, they're protected.
Really?
Yeah, they're quite endangered.
Man, that's so weird, the animals that you guys protect, like possums.
Oh, yeah, possums, yeah.
Yeah.
Yep, they're native to Australia.
The bilby.
Gotta look after those possums.
The bilby, which is a possum that lives underground. Yeah. It's endangered. Gotta look after those possums The bilby which is a possum that lives underground
It's endangered
Gotta look after that one
Anyway she'd been looking after this bloody dingo puppy
It's very cute
How big has she raised it
And does she have to say goodbye to it
No she did have to say goodbye to it
Because you can't keep dingoes as pets
Because as I said, they can be
quite aggressive and they're wild animals.
But the dingo went to a good home.
And the main thing is, they're a dingo.
And they're a dingo.
So the dingo went to a good home.
It went to
a big farm way off in the distance.
No, it went off to
not a zoo but
a place where they breed dingoes because they are endangered. Like a wildlife sanctuary. Like a wildlife sanctuary and it went off to not a zoo but a place where they breed dingoes
because they are endangered.
Like a wildlife sanctuary.
Like a wildlife sanctuary and it went into the breeding program there.
So it went to a good home.
Oh, that dingo's going to have a good life.
Have a great life.
Yeah.
Especially if it's a boy.
I was going to say if it's a boy one.
If it's a boy.
I thought it would be interesting to ask people,
have you ever looked after a wild animal
before? Yeah. Like my
a lady who I've got
to make garments for me before
like an outfit
she used to look after
baby hedgehogs. Oh okay.
That needed a home and rehabilitating
and she showed them to me once
and they were so cute. Baby hedgehogs?
Baby hedgehogs. Like little baby ones. Their mum gets run over by a car or something.
Yeah. And also hedgehogs that have been injured and she like
nurses them back to health. My next door neighbour when we were kids
used to look after baby kangaroos. So baby joeys
when their mums would get hit by a car and they'd be in their pouch
and they would raise these kangaroos, these baby joeys,
in their lounge room.
Really?
They would jump around their lounge room.
And then just let them out into the wild when they're big enough?
And then they would let them out, yeah.
Wow.
They're very cute.
Maybe you work at a zoo.
Maybe you work at the Auckland Zoo and during the floods
you had to take one of the orangutans home.
I don't think that's allowed.
Well, what do you want them to do?
Drown?
I guess a monkey could swing up a tree.
What's a ground-based animal?
Maybe you had to take one of the meerkats home.
Oh, a meerkat would be cute.
I'd love to look after a meerkat.
Ella said she used to know someone back in the day that looked after penguins.
Penguins?
Isn't that right?
She would, like, rehabilitate them when they were sick.
Where would she get them from?
The bird sanctuary.
Like people would maybe find them in gender on the beach.
Like a little blue penguin or something.
Yeah, they were really cute.
That is my dream to rehabilitate.
You want to have a penguin?
Yes.
Penguins are the cutest.
Your dogs would eat a penguin like it was Wicked Wings.
Absolutely they would.
But I would keep my dogs away from it.
Oh, $100 a day.
This could be a long shot this afternoon, but we want to ask
you, have you
cared for a wild animal
before at your house? Yes.
Like, did you raise it? Did you look after
it? Did you nurse it back to health?
Yeah.
There's a woman in Melbourne who found
what looked like a little puppy,
like a two-week old puppy in her front lawn.
She looked after it for quite a few months, posted about it on Facebook.
People said, that's not a dog.
You should go take it to the vet because it's definitely not a dog.
Turns out it wasn't a dog.
It was a dingo.
You know how the vet reckons the dingo puppy got there?
How?
A hawk swiped it from its mother and dropped it in the front yard.
Really?
Because it had injuries on it.
Yeah, right.
That coincided with a hawk picking it up.
So instead of a dingo stealing a baby.
A hawk stole my dingo.
Baby.
Baby.
So we want to know, have you ever accidentally or on purpose
helped to look after a wild animal?
Miro's called up.
Hi, Miro.
G'day, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Miro, tell us,
what was the wild animal you looked after?
So it wasn't me personally,
but I've got a friend that,
it's kind of a thing to like find animals
and nurse them back to health.
Right.
And she found them all.
She nursed back to health a magpie that was hurt.
A magpie, okay.
A magpie.
Yeah.
Of all things.
And then a deer, a little doe.
Okay.
Really?
A baby deer.
A female deer?
Yeah.
So she raised her with a couple of dogs.
She raised her with a drop of golden sun. Oh, cute.
Deer are so cute. Yeah, okay. She lives on sheep,
cows. Just everything. Yeah. Animals. Fun
life. She's like... She's like Bindi Irwin.
Yeah. That's who she's like. Yeah. How crazy is this
text? Someone said, my sister had a pet tortoise
and then the neighbour's tortoise came to visit one time
and a few months later we had baby tortoises.
We had to call the conservation department
because we didn't know how to look after four baby tortoises.
Yeah, there you go.
That's wild.
At least they wouldn't go very far very fast.
Someone texted me talking about wild animals.
They said, I had a meerkat back in South Africa.
Yeah, I was just thinking, how good for a tortoise.
What?
Because they don't do anything fast.
Yeah.
Be a good time.
Oh, to have a tortoise.
No, I'm just saying.
Oh, how good for the tortoise that they don't do anything fast.
Yeah.
And they live for ages.
When they made the babies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They can live, there's like 200 year old, those Galapagos tortoises.
Yeah, I think the oldest living land animal at the moment is a tortoise and it's like
200 and something.
Whoa.
Yeah.
The meerkat one is cool.
Do you reckon that's true?
In South Africa, yeah, I definitely think it's true.
You can have pet meerkats in South Africa?
Well, who's going to stop you, I guess?
It just hops into your yard, you're like, it's mine now.
And they're like, sweet, all good, that's fine with us.
Malakai's here. Hi, Malakai. Hi, Malakai. Hi. Hi there, how are they're like, sweet. All good. That's fine with us. Malachi's here.
Hi, Malachi.
Hi, Malachi.
Hi.
Hi there.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
What did you have?
A wild animal that you raised?
So we had, growing up, we had two wild Malachi ducks, a male and a female,
that would always come and sort of just settle down in our backyard.
Cute.
Yeah.
So eventually, you know, after feeding them and sort of, you know,
watching out for them, eventually they started eating out of our hands
and, you know, we'd be able to pet them and they were just so tame.
And then my dad had the brilliant idea one day to call them Hansel and Gretel. Hansel and Gretel?
Yeah. Oh yeah, because they pick up the bread like Hansel and Gretel. That's cute.
Exactly. So yeah, no, it was great.
And even when we moved house, they actually followed us to the new house.
Did they really? Yeah. They knew where to go. They migrated to your new
house. Jeez, that's incredible. That's amazing. They
mate for life, those birds. I know. Which is always sad when you see one by
itself. They've lost their partner. I know.
A real life old couple. We went over to babysit at
my partner's sister's house the other night and there was this duck that had a sore
foot and I just kept feeding it
because I felt real bad for it.
Yeah, you've got to. Someone said my husband
worked at Australia Zoo and
the keepers would take home tiger
cubs to care for them.
That's what I was talking about before
with the Auckland Zoo thing and you said it was
a silly idea. An orangutan.
Yeah, a bloody baby tiger.
A big, huge orangutan. Maybe a baby orangutan. Okay, well baby orangutan? Yeah, a bloody baby tiger. A big, huge
orangutan? Maybe a baby orangutan.
Okay, well baby orangutan's different.
My dad had a pet possum that lived in a glass
house. Possums are vicious.
Ah, possums are cute.
Possums are vicious. Possums are the cutest.
Someone said, wild animal
that I looked after my mother-in-law.
No, that doesn't count. That's
too wild. Mag's on our 800 dials.in-law. No, that doesn't count. That's too wild.
Meg's on our 800 dials at him.
Hi, Meg.
Hello, Meg.
Hey, how we doing?
Good, thanks.
Was it you that looked after a wild animal?
Yeah, so I moved to Australia from Scotland in 2011
and ended up living out in the whops
and became part of something called WIRES,
which is like Wildlife Rescue.
Oh, yeah?
So over my time with them,
I had kangaroos, wallabies,
I had kookaburras,
we had ring-tailed possums,
but my favourite was having wombats.
Oh, my God.
How cute are the wombats?
Yeah.
And when they poop, it's square.
Is it really?
Fun fact.
Wombat poo is square? It's square. Like a cube? Fun fact. Wombat poo is square?
It's square. Like a cube?
Like a cube. Wow.
That's wild.
Mag, did you ever have a platypus?
No.
Yeah, real rare. I was in
New South Wales, so not that high for us.
Yeah. Fun, you're like regular
Outback Jack. That's such a cool experience.
Randomly with a Scottish accent
It's great
Yep
My favourite time
Thanks Meg
We appreciate it
Fun
So there you go
Who knows
This summer maybe you'll
Maybe you'll get a Kiwi
No don't do that
Maybe you could raise
Your very own Kiwi
Don't do that
Maybe
Unless it's injured
Yeah
And then contact
The conservation department
After you've had some photos
with it.
Who's in the mood for a riddle? Why not?
You guys want to get Ridley?
No.
No.
The way you start is
Let's get a riddle!
Yeehaw!
There we go.
I've actually got two in case the first one's too easy.
Okay.
But if you guys can't get the first one in...
I don't think that's going to be a problem with me.
Not going to be too easy for this guy.
It sounds like you're bragging, but you're actually saying you're stupid.
I am.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Here's the riddle, guys.
What do we have in December that we don't have in any other month?
And I'll give you a clue.
It's not Christmas.
Say again.
What do we have in December that we don't have in any other month?
Chlamydia.
Got it.
Alice, got it?
Okay, hold on to it.
What do we have in December?
Boxing day.
No, not Boxing Day.
What do we have in December that we don't have in any other month?
What do we have in December that we don't have in any other month?
What?
Multiple public holidays?
No.
Boxing Day?
No, not Boxing Day.
New Year's Eve?
No, not New Year's Eve.
These are all technically correct.
Yeah, I was going to say, this is hard because these are all right.
Yeah, but it's not the answer to the riddle that I'm looking for.
What do we have in December?
Is it a ham?
No, you can have ham year round.
Can I guess?
Yeah, you can guess.
Go on, Ella, guess.
Is it that it starts with D and it's the only month it starts with D?
It's the only month with a D in it.
Yeah.
Yes!
I thought that was too obvious.
I didn't think of it at all.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Oh, couple.
Suck it.
Sorry.
Oh, my gosh.
Sorry.
You're so mean to this.
I get a bit brutal.
Sorry.
Ruthless.
Sorry.
I was never going to get it.
Okay.
Do another one.
Yeah, another one. Sorry. I was never going to get it. Okay. Do another one. Yeah, another one.
Okay, okay.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
I've heard this.
No, not memories.
What occurs once?
Hold on to it, Claudia.
Wait, say again.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
M.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, I've got one.
I never get them.
Holy shit.
It feels good, doesn't it?
Oh, it feels so good.
I bet it feels really good.
Because I never get them.
Ever.
Me either.
You guys are so heavy.
We've got to make these riddles more achievable next time as well.
That's made my whole day.
Lower the bar. It's made my whole day.
Even when I'm the
riddler reading them out, I still don't get
them.
Bree and Clint. And that's it.
That's the end of the Bree and Clint
show for today.
God, I'm so
like in just fairy land at the moment.
I've got to go home, find it like something to cook.
I'm in that mode at the moment because my partner and I bought a house,
so we're trying to cook everything we have in the freezer.
Oh, you've got to eat the freezer.
And everything we've got in the cupboards.
Yeah.
And it's getting harder and harder because I'm not good at it.
And then you have to eat all the furniture that you don't want to have to pack.
Yeah, I'm just going to dump a heap of stuff.
You have to eat the rubbish that won't fit in your wheelie bin.
Yeah.
Yeah, that is the key.
Eat everything.
Just eat everything before you have to move out.
Fun, though.
You've got to get creative with that.
Yeah.
You can have baked beans inside pita pockets for dinner.
Oh, yeah, that's not a bad meal.
Nah, great.
Some cheese on it.
Good to go.
Yeah, we've got a lot of pork mince.
I don't know where it keeps coming from.
So far, I've made bolognese, meatballs.
What else?
Burgers.
I've made it into some burger patties.
Yeah, burger patties is good.
I'm running out of ideas.
It just keeps coming out of the freezer.
Have you done a spag bowl?
Yeah, done a spag bowl.
Nachos?
No, I haven't.
Do nachos.
Nachos or, as I like to think of it,
spaghetti bolognese on chips.
I could make a pork mince quesadilla.
Yeah, the possibilities are endless.
Just pork on a fork.
Where there's pork, there's a way.
Well, good luck with that,
and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow
on The Brianne Clint Show.
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