ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 13th February 2023
Episode Date: February 13, 2023Are skinny jeans coming back? Amateur weather reporters What Lewis Capaldi thinks of his music Rihanna's half time Super Bowl show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast with Matty, where if you're not in New Zealand at the moment, you might not be aware that we are in the midst of a major cyclone.
The entire city has been shut down where we live.
It's wild.
We live in Auckland, which is the biggest city in New Zealand.
It's like 1.4 million.
Yeah, about that.
Shut all the schools, shut all the roads, shut the Harbour Bridge.
Shut some of the supermarkets.
Some of the supermarkets have its close.
Yeah, it's coming down.
It hasn't really smashed into us that much yet, but it's meant to.
And this is two weeks after we got those floods.
You would have heard us going on about the floods and that sort of thing as well.
So, yeah, there's no power around.
There's just heaps and heaps of rain and nobody in the building.
It's very COVID.
It's eerie.
It's super eerie.
It reminds us of lockdown because Maddy and I both have jobs
where we kept coming in during COVID.
We broadcast and we were in the buildings while no one was around
and it just feels like COVID.
How are our shoulders, eh? Just carrying
the media
world on our backs.
Claudia, where did you work during COVID?
Oh, I worked everywhere, mate. I worked at the Edge.
I worked at RNZ.
Yeah. Everywhere that would have me. So you were
in all the time too? Oh, yeah. It was awful.
Yeah. It's so like...
We say that. We weren't nurses or doctors, but it was...
No, but we were yeah
it was emotionally yeah totally totally but so lonely so lonely and such a weird thing to get
used to back then although god for our partners what a godsend to have us out of the house yeah
i remember complaining about it at one stage i was like oh i don't get the full covid experience
of staying home for three months like everybody else.
And my wife was like, you need to shut up right now.
Do you know what I wouldn't give to get out of this house?
To have some human interaction that's not you.
To see another human being that isn't one that I birthed myself.
Anyway, so she's a funny old show today.
We cover that.
We cover the Rihanna Superbowl
And yeah
And skinny jeans
And skinny jeans
Oh yeah and whether skinny jeans
Are making a comeback or not
We tried to do it
In the safety net
Of not having
Our Gen Z
Ella around
R.I.P
She was listening
Spoiler alert
She's always listening
So
She's probably listening right now
Do you reckon
Yeah maybe She might be on the phone She is goody good She would always listening. She's probably listening right now. Do you reckon? Yeah, maybe.
She might be on the phone.
She is goody good.
She would be listening.
I saw her Instagram story where she's looking for a sewing machine.
Oh.
God, it really is COVID times, isn't it?
Yeah, she's gone right back into lockdown.
She's looking for a banana bread recipe.
Enjoy the podcast, everybody.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy pilgrim we're high
we're dry
and we are fresh
off watching the
did that come out wrong
how high
just normal amount
of high for this
on the day
it's not 420 yet
just gonna say we're high, we're dry
We're fresh off watching the Rihanna
Halftime performance and we're in here
Just kind of carefully dissecting it together
Very carefully
I don't want to be rash
I don't want to be quick to judge
I don't want to criticise a woman
Who just hung from the ceiling of a stadium
And performed like 15 of the biggest songs
of the last two decades.
But?
But I can't help but feel like it was
not as good as last year's one.
Well, here's the thing.
You started off by saying,
I loved, like I loved the show.
It was amazing.
The dancers were incredible.
She was on this floating stage.
Yeah.
And I went, yeah.
Yeah.
But you've just highlighted the other things that made the show great.
You haven't actually said anything about her.
She didn't do as much dancing as I'd hoped.
No.
Because she's such a boss when it comes to dance moves.
And Paris Goebel choreographed the whole thing.
Elvis Lepidi was involved.
So I wanted more.
I wanted her to throw that big red jacket off.
But like I said, I don't want to be too harsh.
You're definitely better than I could do.
You know, Jay-Z produced the halftime show.
Really?
Yeah.
I think it was a boss move of her not to bring out any guest performers.
Yeah, true.
Because she could have brought out Drake.
She could have brought out Jay-Z.
She could have, I mean, hopefully not, but she could have brought out Kanye.
She could have.
And she chose not to. She chose to do it herself, I mean, hopefully not, but she could have brought out Kanye. She could have. And she chose not to.
She chose to do it herself.
I mean, look.
But maybe she should have.
She is one of the world's most recognisable and incredible pop stars.
Yes.
She did put on a great show.
Yes.
The show, the spectacle, everything was amazing.
The dancing was incredible.
Yeah.
Her arriving on the floating platform was unreal. I just, yeah. everything was amazing the dancing was incredible her arriving
on the floating platform
was unreal
I just
yeah
I was a little bit
it was a little bit
it was
if I had to rank them
it wasn't as good
as J-Lo and Shakira
no
but it was better
than the Black O' Peas one
it was better than
Maroon 5
and that's
where we'll park it for now
we have expert commentary
from Dean McCarthy our our Hollywood correspondent.
He's going to come on before 4 o'clock.
Dissect the whole halftime show for us.
And of course we'll be covering the weather.
The weather is everything today. Even if you're not
getting smashed where you are, people are getting smashed.
So we will cover the weather on the show today.
First up though, we're going to play
tradie versus lady.
That's right. We'll get a score update for you in a second, but let's play. If you're a tradie or a lady, we're going to play tradie versus lady. That's right.
We'll get a score update for you in a second, but let's play.
If you're a tradie or a lady, we need you on 0800DIALZM right now.
50 bucks thanks to KFC up for grabs and full bragging rights.
It's time for a round of tradie versus lady.
I've had a look at the scores.
The ladies are up 11 to 8.
There you go.
But there's time.
Not a single tradie is working in Auckland today.
Or are they?
Are they getting ready?
I don't know.
Let's meet one of them.
Well, this one's calling from Christchurch,
so hopefully he's working. He's 23 years old and he is hiding in a
corner. Is that right?
He's hiding in a corner?
Oh, so we can win the game today. Welcome to the show, Tyrone.
Hey, Tyrone.
Are you skiving off work? Is that
what it is? Yeah, I'm just
trying to get somewhere quiet so I can try
to pull the one out for the Latradians here today.
Imagine what
a hero you'll be if you get a win for your building site, though.
You know?
Yeah, that's right.
We're playing for pride.
You're taking on our lady today.
She's calling in from Christchurch as well.
She's 22, and she's played guitar for 10 years.
Welcome to the show, Henny.
Kia ora.
Kia ora.
How are you today?
Good.
How are you?
I'm good. I'm Henny. Yeah. Hi, you today? Good. How are you? I'm good.
I'm Hine.
Yeah.
Hi, Hine.
Nice to talk to you.
Matty's played guitar for one year and he can't play anything.
Are you any good on the guitar?
Oh, yeah.
You know, I'm all right.
A bit shabby sometimes, but not as good as my Uncle Richie.
Uncle Richie's the benchmark.
Everyone's got an Uncle Richie, I reckon.
All right, guys.
Here it is.
Tyrone, your buzzer's tradie.
Henny, yours is lady.
Whoever gets three questions right first gets 50 bucks from KFC.
Good luck to both of you.
All right, question number one.
Rihanna just returned to the stage for the first time in five years
to perform at the Super Bowl.
Name any previous halftime show performer.
Tradie. Oh, performer. Trady.
Oh, lady.
Tyrone.
Moved on.
Yeah, he was up there last year, wasn't he?
Okay.
Yep, good.
Yep.
Nice work.
Question number two.
The tropical cyclone forecasters have been telling us about all last week has made landfall.
What is her name?
Lady.
Henny.
Gabriel. Well done. One is her name? Brady. Henny. Gabriel.
Well done.
One each.
Question number three.
A fourth mystery object has been shot out of the skies above the US,
but officials swear it's not aliens.
What's the name we call an alien spaceship?
Brady.
Yes.
Tyrone.
UFO.
Yep. Got it. Yes, Tyrone. UFO. Yep.
Got it.
Question number four.
You could take this out right here, Tyrone.
Question number four.
Swimmers have had to be evacuated from a beach in Christchurch today
because of a shark sighting.
Name a type of shark.
Trady.
Tyrone for the win.
Hammerhead. Hammerhead. Good choice for a Trady. Tyrone for the win. Hammerhead.
Hammerhead.
Good choice for a tradie.
Congratulations.
I thought Great White
or something like that.
Mako, Marco Shark.
But no, of course,
the tradie went for the hammerhead.
You've got the victory.
50 bucks cash coming your way.
Well done, Tyrone.
Quiet corner worked. Thanks, yeah coming your way. Well done, Tyrone. Quiet corner worked.
Thanks, yeah.
Low key.
All right.
Back to work.
Bree and Clint.
I had a phone call from Ross Boss last night,
and he said,
Clint, in the midst of making some crack-up radio tomorrow,
do not forget your duty of care to the people.
Yeah, right.
And that is to cover this massive weather event, Cyclone Gabriel.
So we are.
We don't have reporters in the field,
but we have listeners who are dotted all around the country.
True.
So now we're going to cross live to some amateur weather reporters
located all over the Mutu, actually,
and try and paint a picture of what the country looks like right now.
Before we do, Maddy's made a really good point.
Claudia, it doesn't look like we have anybody calling in from any of the affected areas yet.
Did you specify that?
What would help?
I would just...
No, okay, that's fine.
We were hoping for some on-the-ground analysis
about how bad the weather was.
We don't want five phone calls of people going...
You can't exclude people like that, Matty.
The weather's great where I am.
Imagine if we hear cicadas in the background
of all of these callers.
But no, look, this is the way the world works.
Our first reporter calls in live from...
We'll let them say, actually.
Jacob, where are you calling from?
Dunedin.
Dunedin, okay.
Can you give us some live weather feedback on the situation in Dunedin right now?
So my car is currently saying it's 21 degrees,
pretty blue sky, a slight cloud,
and a nice small northeasterly wind coming through.
Okay.
So pretty good then?
Oh, it's fantastic.
Yeah, okay.
Are you out enjoying the weather today, Jacob?
Oh, well, I've just clocked off work, so you'd have to say so now.
All right.
Yep, cool.
Thank you, Jacob.
Let's cross live to, I think we're going to go this time to Isabel, who's calling us.
Isabel, where are you reporting from this afternoon?
I'm recording from Paraparaumu.
Oh, Paraparaumu.
Nice.
Down near Wellington, lower.
On the Kapiti Coast.
On the Kapiti Coast.
Yeah.
Lower North Island.
What's the weather situation there at the moment, Isabel?
So it's currently like 20 degrees, but it feels like a lot more humid,
and it's like very grey, and it's like kind of kind of windy but not really and it's spitting a bit.
Okay.
Okay.
Good detailed weather report, Isabel.
Great, Isabel.
You've got a future in this.
We appreciate that.
Not quite the dramatic scenes that we're looking for.
Should we go to Charlotte?
Hi, Charlotte.
Hi, Charlotte.
Hi.
Oh, my God.
How old are you, Charlotte?
Good.
You're nine.
I'm nine. I'm nine. You're nine. Are you nine?
I'm nine.
You're nine.
Nine.
Okay, and where are you reporting from this afternoon?
Palmerston North.
All right, Charlotte, give it to us.
What's the weather like in Palmerston North today?
Overcast, lightly raining, cold and miserable.
Cold and miserable.
We'll take that.
Thank you, Charlotte.
We appreciate you giving us the update.
I do not want to talk to someone in Queenstown.
I just don't.
I don't.
Anna?
Anna, good afternoon.
Hello.
Hello.
I can hear it in your voice already.
Yeah.
You're loving life, aren't you?
I am.
It's 25 degrees and sunny.
Oh, God.
Hey, well, at least someone's getting a summer.
You know, they sent John Campbell to the East Coast this morning
because this thing is so significant.
Meanwhile, Anna's in Queenstown at the moment sunbathing, isn't she?
Oh, she's hung up on us.
Yeah, she's like, it's too sunny.
I've got to go and have a drink.
I've got a chilli margarita waiting for me.
No one from Auckland, Claude?
No one from Gisborne?
No one from Northland or anything like that?
I guess a lot of them don't have power at the moment,
so perhaps they aren't.
Someone did just point that out to us.
You're not going to get calls from rural Northland.
Their cell phone towers are down.
We got one.
Lana.
Lana's calling in from Auckland.
Hi, Lana.
Lana.
Do you mean Fiona?
Oh Fiona
Hi Fiona
Hi Fiona
Sorry
Hi
Where are you right now?
Where are you calling from?
I'm in Auckland
Whereabouts?
Near Mount Wellington
Near Mount Wellington
Okay break it down for us
What's Cyclone Gabriel doing where you are?
Really not that windy at all
There is slight wind
It's quite cold, miserable
about 16 degrees
Haven't seen anything
blowing over yet
Alright, well we sit and we wait
Yeah
Thank you Fiona, we appreciate the update
Thank you so much
It is out there, we just haven't managed to track it down properly yet
No, but like someone said that's probably because people can't actually reach us.
That's a very, very good point.
Anything major happens across the afternoon, we will keep you updated.
Across it.
That's our amateur weather updates.
Over the weekend, Matty, it was your anniversary, not your wedding anniversary.
No.
You've only been married for six weeks.
Be weird if they'd have come around already.
Yeah, it was another anniversary.
It was the anniversary of our first date.
That's right.
And it was also the one-year anniversary of the day Ryan proposed.
So your engagement.
Yeah.
And your first date.
And our first date.
Is that also the day of your first pash?
Yeah, it was.
Was it?
Your pash on the first date?
Yeah.
He lulled me into a false sense of security.
He kissed me outside the train station. Yeah, it was. Was it? You patched on the first date? Yeah. He lulled me into a false sense of security.
He kissed me outside the train station.
A likely story, by the way.
He did.
Truly.
Was it raining?
Was it like the notebook?
Might as well have been.
And then I promptly found out that he despises PDA.
He won't even hold my hand in public.
Really? Yeah. So why did he pass you at the train station? Just
irresistible.
We talked a lot about the fact that you are double
dipping in the anniversary states. I felt like
it was just fair enough. Well, yeah.
I just felt like it was a lot.
And so did he. He put up a poll.
He was not into it. Because
his logic was, we're married now,
surely we just celebrate the wedding anniversary
and we can drop the other one.
And mine was, life's for celebrating the small moments
and the big moments.
Yep.
So why not celebrate as many moments as you can?
So how did it go?
How did your big anniversary dinner-
I just love, love Clint.
On Sunday, how did it go?
Well, I booked us into a restaurant.
Yes.
I thought this was going to be super romantic.
I already had thought of, you know, like getting a bottle of wine,
popping it open.
Reflecting.
Reflecting on the last six years.
Going back to the train station.
Exactly.
Having a cheeky little pash outside.
And then at about two o'clock on Sunday afternoon,
we both looked at each other and I knew I could just see it in his eyes
and he could see it in my mind.
And I said to him, we're not doing this.
And he went, nah.
And I went, thank God.
Oh, you were feeling that too.
You know when you just cannot be bothered going outside?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was it.
But then I thought, well, isn't this love?
Isn't this love?
Exactly what I was going to say.
And I'm not here to say I told you so.
I'm here to say, welcome to marriage.
That's what a real anniversary, now that you're married,
that's what a real anniversary feels like.
So did you do anything?
We ordered takeaways.
We watched the new Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon rom-com.
Hopped into bed to do the New York Times crossword together at about 7.30.
Which, like I said to you
That is perfect
Isn't it though
That is
You've given up trying
Which shows you
Love each other properly
You know
That's a real marriage
Oh man
Time for the latest
The Super Bowl Half Dime show
Has been Rihanna performed
and we're going to break it down for you in case you missed it
or you are not quite sure how to feel about it as well.
Yeah, there's a lot of conflicted opinions on the performance as a whole.
Some people saying what an absolute spectacle.
I mean, she literally descended from the roof of the stadium
on a floating platform.
Yeah.
And she had this incredible stage set up
with some amazingly talented dancers,
choreographed by our own Paris Goebel.
Correct.
But then others saying,
a little bit lacklustre.
Which is, when I hear that,
I'm always quick to go,
how hard are you to impress?
Like, what does it take to impress you?
But I get it.
You like what you like.
And we're so,
this is the biggest spectacle
in entertainment,
the halftime show.
So there are seven
floating platforms in the sky
and there are dancers
on all of them
and we saw in one of the
close-up shots
how much it wobbled
while she was on it.
But it does come back
to what you were expecting
for the performance.
So where are you sitting
with it an hour on, Matty?
I'm looking at it as a whole
and I'm thinking dancing.
Incredible. Stage set up.
Amazing. Yes.
Good vocals from Rihanna.
I just, I don't know.
I just, yeah, I'm like
a four out of five. There was a rumour
going around or people suggesting online
that she was revealing that she was
pregnant in this show because it hadn't
been announced and they were like, wait, the outfit plus the way she's standing
plus some of the gestures,
is this her way of telling us that she's pregnant with baby number two?
And it has been confirmed, hasn't it?
Reps for Rihanna have confirmed the news this evening
that yes, she is expecting her second child with her beau, ASAP Rocky.
That's right.
So hanging from the sky,
performing 12 of the biggest songs of the last 20 years whilst pregnant,
still not enough to impress you?
And I'm going, eh.
And he's like, do it upside down.
50 Cent did it upside down.
Do it upside down.
I watched a TikTok from someone who thought they knew what they were talking about,
taking odds on what song she would open with for the performance.
And he goes, could be this song, could be this song.
There is one song that definitely won't be.
There is no way that Rihanna opens with Bitch Better Have My Money.
Here's the song that Rihanna opened with.
Bitch Better Have My Money.
Can't you know me well enough? Bitch Better Have My Money. Straight into it. opened with.
Straight into it.
He's like, the Super Bowl halftime is a family show.
She opened with this, and then she was doing full, like, booty twerking.
I mean, what do you expect?
You're not bringing in Rihanna and expecting her to put on a PG version of her stage show.
At the end of the day, if you enjoyed it, that's all that matters.
And if you want to make up your own mind, you can text HALFTIME as one word, HALFTIME to 9696.
And we'll fire you back the link to watch the full halftime show.
It's also up at ZM Online.
You can just go and watch it if you want.
Does anybody want to update on the football?
Oh, there's a game?
Scores just gone level, 35 all.
With five minutes remaining in the fourth quarter.
And the team's playing the Eagles and the Chiefs.
Thanks.
Brian Clint with Maddie.
Our resident Gen Z is actually stuck at home
today. She couldn't get across the Auckland Harbour
Bridge, so we're safe to have this
conversation just amongst us millennials.
What, without the fear of judgement
staring at us through the producer booth?
Correct. Correct. We can sit
here in our millennial shame and
just talk it out. Claudia, you're
millennial as well, so you're in a safe space right now.
Okay, I can say what I want? You can say what you
want. You can part your hair any way that
you like. Okay, I'll take it out of the middle part.
We all know that Gen Z
in the last two years have cancelled
side
parts. It was side parts.
Skinny jeans
and filming boomerangs for
Instagram. They're like, we're in charge now.
I also just saw
that apparently if you're sending
if you want to send
an emoji to symbolise
the fact that you're laughing,
you don't actually send
the laughing face emoji.
The cry laugh one. It's just crying.
It's the crying emoji What? The crying emoji.
Oh my God.
Now?
I can't keep up.
And that's why this is a safe space, okay?
Because there is a serious suggestion that one of those things that we listed,
not the cry laugh emoji, is actually coming back.
Okay.
That it could be okay for us to film a boomerang.
No, not film a boomerang. No, not film a boomerang.
Skinny jeans.
Yes!
There's a chance that skinny jeans could be back.
Prompted by trendsetters like Kendall Jenner
and Princess Kate.
I don't look to her for my fashion advice.
I didn't know Gen Z did either.
But apparently the skinny jean could be making a comeback.
To give us some expert advice, we've got to go
to the top with this. We've got to find out. I know you love
a pair of skinny jeans, Matty. I really do.
We've got to get the word
from the top. So please welcome to the show
the creative and fashion director
for Viva magazine,
Dan Awa. Kia ora, Dan.
Oh, where are you?
Hi, Dan. Hi, Dan.
Hi.
Can you just let us know what the cut of the jeans is that you're wearing currently?
I'm actually wearing a pair of baggy jeans.
They're very 90s looking.
Okay.
Okay.
Not a great start.
I am a millennial, so yeah.
I, on the other hand, have not and will not get rid of
my skinny jeans, Dan. I'm wearing them right
now. I refuse to bow
down to Gen Z pressure.
Totally, and I
think, I mean, I think
with Viva and the sort of fashion
that we have,
basically wear whatever
makes you feel good. Okay.
If it's a skinny jean, then wear it with conviction.
What do you believe as far as trends go?
Is the fashion industry really moving away from skinny jeans?
Are full baggy like,
because I know cargo pants are back,
are full baggies coming back?
Or do you think it's going to see-saw somewhere in between?
What do the trends look like?
Well, I think, you know, with TikTok, trends are very fleeting.
So with trends in terms of jeans,
they probably will be seesawing between the two.
I think that if wearing a skinny jean makes you feel good,
then, you know, definitely go for it.
But we are seeing a pickup with that sort of
loose skater
baggy jeans coming through, and
that could be
a carryover
with cargo trousers as
well. Do you think full skate
belts are going to come back into fashion with that?
With chains and everything. Yeah, like a wallet
chain. Wallet on a chain. And you know the canvas
belt that you would wear with the buckle thing
and the longer your skate belt bit of canvas hung down,
it sort of denoted the size of something else
or at least you thought it was.
Is that coming back as well, Dan?
I'm not seeing that currently
and I wouldn't be surprised if it was coming back
because again, you know, with a lot of these TikTok fashion trends,
they come and they go a lot quicker than the trends that we're used to seeing.
So I would say, yeah, hopefully it doesn't come back.
You just want to put your baggy jeans on, get your etnies out,
go to the skate park and trade odd bods cards, don't you?
Well, the thing that I want to ask you guys with skinny jeans is like,
I used to wear them, you know, back in the day,
but I felt uncomfortable wearing them.
They feel quite restrictive.
And that's part of the appeal of wearing a baggy jean.
Yeah, but, Dan, if you've got an ass that won't quit,
what do you do, you know?
I agree with you, man.
He's going to drop the junk in the trunk.
Yeah.
Okay, I thought we had escaped her
but our resident Gen Z has actually managed to phone in
from home. Ella we don't need your opinion
I'm always listening
We don't need you, we've got Dan from Viva
What do you want?
I just want to say skinny jeans cannot come back
Do not make it a thing
I don't care
Ella I'm already wearing them, it's too late
They've made the comeback.
They've made the comeback.
And Dan said we can wear whatever we want, right, Dan?
Yeah.
Totally.
But, I mean, I wouldn't be wearing a pair of skinny jeans anytime soon.
Oh.
Right.
The messages are somewhat conflicted.
From this, look, we'll muddle our way through.
We appreciate your time.
That's Dan Awa from Viva
Magazine. And actually, if you pick up
Viva this Wednesday, there's a whole thing on
jeans and what
to wear. Okay, perfect. Great.
Just not skinny.
Just not skinny jeans.
There you go. Thank you very much.
See ya. That's our fashion update.
Oh, we didn't even play our fashion...
The special fashion news
thing we could have
played for that
damn it
let's play
guess the voice
how do you go
at this game
I never remember
it's been quite a while
since I've played it
yeah
I think I'm
I'm okay at it
I don't
I wouldn't
I wouldn't say
I'm amazing. You have to
visualise with this game. We will play
you the voice of well-known celebrities
and you just have to tell us exactly
who it is. You have to guess the voice.
Is it theme based?
It's always a theme.
Producer Claudia works hard coming up with this
theme every week. She says she has
nightmares coming up with it some weeks.
I didn't have to think about this theme.
Because she cares so much.
That's exactly what it is.
That's exactly what it is.
I did so little thinking about this theme that it actually came to me in a dream.
Did it really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, what is today's theme?
Today's theme is celebrities with fragrance lines.
That's what you're dreaming about?
I know.
I thought you would do, is that because of Rihanna?
I don't know where it came from
Because I would have thought
You would have just done
The sitter
Celebrities who have performed
At the halftime
Yeah at the Superbowl
Oh that didn't come to me
Hey you've got to go
Where your dream leads you
Yeah that's where my gut
Was leading me
So I had to go with it
Let's meet our teammates
Cam you're going to be
On team Clint
Kia ora Cam
Hi Cam
Kia ora
Hi And Alice you're going to be on Team Clint. Kia ora, Cam. Hi, Cam. Kia ora. Hi.
And Alice, you're joining Team Maddie.
Hi. Let's do this, Alice.
We got this.
Okay, our buzzers are our names here, Claude.
So your names are your buzzers. I'm going to start
a voice. The first one to buzz in will get the guess.
So it's just, sorry, just to clarify
because I'm very competitive, it's just
me and you competing against each other?
Just me and you for the first one? Yes, and then it'll alternate.
And then it'll go over to...
It'll alternate.
I get it.
I get it.
So this round is for Maddie and Clint.
Buzz in with your names if you think you know who this is.
We didn't do a lot of takes.
Maddie.
Maddie.
That's Sarah Jessica Parker.
You were very quick.
Get off the grass.
I've watched Sex and the City a lot.
You needed like half a second.
We didn't do a lot of takes.
We rehearsed it, we timed it, and then you go for it.
And I think we got it done probably in one or two takes.
That's wild from you.
I know Carrie Bradshaw.
Bonus point if you can tell me the name of her fragrance.
Oh, I couldn't tell you that.
It's called Lovely.
Oh, lovely.
Cam and Alice, It's your turn
Are you ready?
Yep
Okay good luck
Your names are your buzzers
Here you go
I've been going through
A phase
Skin wise
For the last couple months
And I've been working
My ass off to figure it out
And I think that I might have
Oh I have no idea
Really?
No clue
You'll kick yourself
When you find out
Can we have a clue?
She is a very young but very popular musician.
Cam.
Cam, who's that?
I'm just going to say Selena Gomez because I know she has a fragrance line.
That's a very good guess, but it's not Selena Gomez.
Clint.
Clint.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can we give Alice a go?
Yeah, give Alice a go.
Oh, I have no idea. Just take a stand in the dark, wait. Can we give Alice a go? Yeah, give Alice a go. Oh, I have no idea.
Just take a stand in the dark, Alice.
No, she doesn't want her turn.
Is that Olivia Rodrigo?
No.
Okay, Maddie.
Maddie.
Is it Billie Eilish?
It's Billie Eilish.
Oh.
I've been going through a phase here and now for the last couple of months,
and I've been working my ass off to figure it out,
and I think that I might have.
She got a fragrance.
I did not know that.
I think it's just called Eilish by Billie Eilish.
All right.
So, sorry, sorry.
Can we just clarify?
Is that two points to me and Alice?
I think, well, let me think.
I think it's, yeah, it's two points for Maddie's team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, pride comes before a fall.
Careful.
This could be for the win.
Clint and Maddie, this one is for you guys
I first met her she came to watch me in a game
Maddie
That's David Beckham
Is it?
It is David Beckham
I first met her she came to watch me in a game
In London
With one of the other Spice Girls
Sporty Spice
When did his balls drop?
I thought David Beckham was more up here.
You can tell.
You can always tell.
Victoria makes me sandwiches for me.
It's the way he says with.
For football, with.
Hey, Alice, that is an absolute downtry.
You and Team Maddie have won and you get 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Amazing.
Thank you, Maddie.
You're so welcome, Alice.
What's David Beckham's fragrance called?
He's got a bunch.
He's got Homme, he's got Intimately,
he's got Amber Breeze,
and he's got the class, so David Beckham.
Balls.
All right, well, well done, Team Alice and Team Maddie.
Should we get you a Fragrance Clint
Well yes but
What would it smell like
I don't know
It would smell like KFC
Desperation yeah
Right now though
It is time to play
Birthday Banger
So we figure out
The number one song
On your 16th birthday And then we play out the number one song on your 16th birthday
and then we play out the best one in full.
If the birthday banger gods are shining on us today,
there'll be at least one Rihanna song in there.
Surely.
Surely.
Surely.
Surely.
Let's start with Crystal and see what we get.
Kia ora, Crystal.
Hi, guys.
How are you doing?
Are you staying safe, Crystal?
You avoiding the cyclone?
Sure. Whereabouts in the country are you?? Are you staying safe, Crystal? You're avoiding the cyclone? Sure.
Whereabouts in the country are you?
We're in Wellington.
Okay, beautiful.
Give us your birthday and we will do your birthday banger for you.
So it's the 15th of May, 1982.
All right, Crystal, you were 16 on the 15th of May, 1998,
and this was the number one song.
You're still the one I long to call out 5th of May, 1998, and this was the number one song.
It's got the tick of approval from producer Claude.
That's a bit of you, Claude.
Can I put my vote in?
Yeah.
Shania, what do you reckon, Crystal?
Oh, my mum loves that one.
Okay, all right. Wait there, that's your birthday banger. Let's mum loves that one. Okay, all right.
Wait there, that's your birthday banger.
Let's go to Darian.
Hi, Darian.
Darian.
Darian.
G'day. G'day.
Hey, how's your day going, Darian?
Oh, good, thanks.
How's yours?
Good.
You're not stuck in the rain?
No, it's good weather down here in Crusty.
Oh, dreamy.
Dreamy.
We don't hold that against you at all.
Tell us what your date of birth is, Darian,
and we will tell you your birthday banger.
15th of March, 2005.
All right, Darian, you were 16 on the 15th of March, 2021,
and this was the number one song.
Oh, I'm blinded by the lights.
No, I can't sleep in until I... The Weeknd, Blinding Lights.
He was two Super Bowls ago.
His performance, wasn't it?
I think he did the year 2000.
Yeah, you might be right.
You like that, Darian?
Yeah, it was a good tune.
Yeah, nice.
Were you taken aback when he said he was bored in 2005?
Yeah.
I was like, wait, has Claude got the dates around the wrong way?
It tripped me up.
Let's go to Nikki.
Kia ora, Nikki.
Hiya.
Where are you calling us from?
Taupo.
Taupo.
How's the weather down there?
Has the cyclone any effects in Taupo yet?
Pretty wintry.
It's pretty wet, but not too bad yet.
It's not February weather anywhere, is it?
Welcome to the Upper North, Nikki.
Alright, let's find out what your birthday
banger is. When's your birthday?
The 21st of October
1992. Okay, Nikki,
you were 16 on the 21st of October
2008 and this was the
number one song.
We got it!
Yeah!
On Super Bowl Sunday,
which is a Monday,
you get Rihanna
and T.I.
Live Your Life.
Are you into it?
Yeah, I definitely
downloaded it on
LimeWire.
Did you watch
the halftime show?
No, not yet.
I've been at work
all day, so I'm
planning to as soon as I get home.
Yeah, yeah, nice.
Okay, wait there.
We've got a tough decision
to make between
Shania, The Weeknd
and Rihanna.
The Weeknd's out for me.
Yeah, same.
I like the song.
I do.
I think the other two
trumpet in this situation.
I do love...
Oh, man.
It's Rihanna's day.
I'm going to give it to her.
I'm going to go
live your life.
And just to be clear, Claudeude if we go to a split vote
You'll be choosing Shania Twain
Is that correct?
I mean
Never say never
Oh right
There's a wild card in there
I don't think we're going to need it
Because I'm going to vote for
Rihanna and T.I.
And live your life
Nikki well done
You just won birthday banger
Awesome
Thank you.
Have a good one.
Coming straight out of 2008.
Here's your Birthday Banger on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
We are in the grips of a severe weather event.
It's impacting different parts of the country differently.
But for the upper North Island at the moment, it's happening.
The latest estimates are that there are 46,000 homes,
mostly in Northland, that have lost power.
But there are a lot of homes in Auckland that don't have power.
There's no power on at my house at the moment.
Our rail lines are down.
We know some state highways have been impacted by slips
and some surface flooding as well.
There are supermarkets that have shut because they have no power in Northland
and Countdown have just announced that they're going to close.
Which stores is it?
It says North Island stores.
They'll close their North Island stores early today.
There are 100 homes with an evacuation notice in Whakatane.
So we're going to try and get a bit of a handle of what's going on around the country
and talk to some people.
Brian's caught in.
G'day, Brian.
How you going, mate?
We're all right.
Where are you phoning us from?
Oh, Central Hawks Bay.
Oh, it's heading down the east coast,
Brian. How's it looking where you are at the moment?
Give us a weather update. Well, I'm in the
wool sheet at the moment because she's
running cats and dogs, mate.
She's a bit windy and she's pretty moist out there.
Mm-hmm.
It's coming from the east.
She's, yeah, she's just got a bit heavy in the last half an hour.
What have you done to prepare yourself for this event?
What have you got on the way of emergency supplies or anything like that, Brian?
Yeah, my wife went to town this morning because I work on a farm.
So, yeah, just moved all my stock to higher ground, really.
Yeah.
You got water?
Sorry.
Mate, there's a bit of water around here.
No, no,
drinkable water, Brian.
Bloody,
that, mate,
hate that.
Just stick your tongue out, Brian,
right?
That's what you do.
Thank you, Brian.
You've provided us
the most Kiwi weather update.
Stay safe, okay?
We're thinking of you guys.
Cheers, mate.
All good.
Love Brian.
Let's go to Danny.
Hi, Danny.
Hi.
Whereabouts are you phoning us from? We're from Sydney. All good. Love Brian. Let's go to Danny. Hi, Danny. Hi.
Whereabouts are you phoning us from?
We're from Sydney.
How's it looking, Danny?
Very wet and windy.
How wet?
Quite wet.
We just moved past it, so it was good timing.
Any damage? Any trees down? Anything that
around your place at the moment that you can see infielding?
Not yet.
Okay, thank you for that.
It's just really wet.
Stay safe. Thank you, Danny. We appreciate it.
Let's go to the Waikato. They've just declared
a state of emergency there. Chelsea's
in Hamilton. Hi, Chelsea.
Hello. How's things where you are?
A bit wet.
A bit wet.
Yeah, we're getting a lot of that.
Is it bad?
Is it really bad, or is it just a bit drizzly?
It's like going a little loony at the moment.
The trees are blowing everywhere.
Wow.
Right, so you are getting those strong winds that have been predicted.
Yeah. Any flooding?
Not really.
Like, nothing of a major.
I would say very minor. The
retirement village's bowl
field is a little full, but
not that bad. So what do you
do? What do you do, Chels?
Do you just hunker down and wait for it to be over?
Summer blanket and stay inside. Summer blanket, Stan says.
Summer blanket, yeah, it's such a thing, eh?
I got my jersey out of the drawer for
February today. I was like, this just doesn't feel
right. It doesn't. Okay, well, Chelsea
from Hamilton, thank you for the update. We appreciate it.
Let's go to Molly. Who's nine? And calling
in from Tamaki Makoto. Hi, Molly.
Hi.
We're in Auckland as well. What part of Auckland
do you live in?
Riverhead.
Riverhead.
Oh, all right, Molly.
Give us your best Dan Corbett impersonation.
I want to know the best weather report you can give us, okay?
Tell us what it's like.
Okay.
Okay. Whenever you're ready, Molly, what's the weather doing? It's been
raining very hard. Very strong winds. Yes, yes. Yeah, I reckon that'll do it.
That was good.
You put on the British accent in everything, Molly.
I love it.
I love the commitment.
One more from Mike, who's calling in from...
Are you in Tito, Mike?
Yep, just north of T-Rail, heading to Auckland.
Okay.
Oh, you're driving up to Auckland at the moment?
Driving to Auckland at the moment, Matty.
God, what's it like?
I've been in better conditions before, bud.
Why are you on the roads?
I've got to go to Auckland and make emergencies on,
so doing what we've got to do.
How heavy is the rain?
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good at the moment.
Wind's here and, yeah, just going along,
obviously driving as safe as possible.
Good man.
Yeah, heading for the big Auckland.
Heading for the big smoke.
All right, well, we'll see you when you get here.
Thanks, Mike.
Cheers, boys.
There you go.
We've used our wide-ranging network to get an update,
and it's pretty wet.
She wet.
It's pretty wet. She wet. It's pretty wet.
Stay safe everybody.
Keep your eyes peeled
for those updates.
What a day. What a day.
Wait, what part of the day are you referring to?
I'm referring to the massive
monumental
occasion
that took the world by storm today.
People have been glued to their televisions
watching this big event.
The Rihanna concert.
Oh, right.
At first I thought maybe the weather you were talking about.
Oh, right.
And then I thought maybe the Super Bowl, but...
I should have known better. You were referring to
the halftime show that Rihanna did.
I genuinely,
genuinely forgot for a moment
that there actually was another part to what went on today in America.
A football game either side of it.
We were watching the Rihanna show today
and Claudia, our producer, goes,
so the sport, is this the final?
Is this it after this? Is this the one? Is this it after this?
Is this the one?
I just had to ask my partner.
I'm like, this is American football.
Did you think that Rihanna was just like playing on a mid-season game or something?
I was like, it could be an opening, but I just...
Or everyone came to the stadium to watch a 13-minute concert.
Yeah, I would.
A lot of people don't even, A, realise that the sport is being played.
No.
Or B, if they do tune in,
they really are only tuning in for the halftime show.
All right, well, why don't we put it to the test then?
I've loaded up a drinking establishment from around the country.
Great.
And you can put in a call and you can ask them,
did they broadcast the big Rihanna concert?
I'd love to know. And at theiranna concert? I'd love to know.
And at their venue today.
I'd love to know.
We're calling the Papinui Club in Christchurch.
The office is currently unattended.
For the sports bar and dining bookings, dial 2.
That's what we want.
That's what we want.
That's what we want.
All right, straight to the top.
Papinui Club, this is Speaker of the Max.
Hey, Max.
I just wondered
did you guys play the Rihanna concert today?
We were playing the Super Bowls
I presume we had the Rihanna concert on
I wasn't in, sorry
That wasn't the big
it wasn't the Rihanna concert that you were broadcasting though?
I'm not sure, I wasn't in at that time, sorry
Will you play replays of the Rihanna concert a little bit later on?
Oh, I could talk to the DM.
That would be great, because me and a few of the boys are really keen to come down and catch the replay.
We couldn't catch it live, so we'd love to see a replay of the Rihanna concert a little bit later on.
Of course, yeah.
All right.
See what I can do for you, eh?
That'd be awesome.
Thank you so much.
Cheers, mate.
Maybe see you soon, eh?
Yeah.
What's your favourite Rihanna song?
Umbrella's pretty good.
Yeah, it's a good one, eh?
Yep.
Awesome.
All right, well, I'll catch you down for a beer in the Rihanna concert a little bit later on.
Yeah, all right.
Cheers, mate.
See you later, Max.
Catch you.
Have a good one.
There you go.
Huge Rihanna fan. Huge. Huge Rihanna fan.
Huge.
Huge Rihanna fan.
Well, get on down to the Papanoi Club, everybody.
The boys.
If you missed the concert, you and the boys, get some beers and get some Rihanna.
The world's ugliest dog for 2023 has been crowned.
You don't have an ugly dog.
You've got a very cute dog.
Objectively.
Otis.
No, I think, what's the opposite of objectively?
Credibly.
The dog's got close to 10,000 Instagram followers.
He is damn cute.
In fact, I took him to the cafe the other day and someone was complimenting his eyebrows.
Yeah.
He's a good looking dog.
What is he?
A miniature schnauzer.
A miniature schnauzer.
And he is damn cute. And he knows it. What's his Instagram account? Like father, like son, right? Yeah. What's a good looking dog What is he? A miniature schnauzer Miniature schnauzer And he is damn cute
And he knows it
What's his Instagram account?
Like father like son, right?
Yeah, what's his account?
Otis
Our dog Otis
Boom, you watch those numbers go through the roof
This dog looks nothing like your dog
It's name is Piggy
And it's a cross between a pug and a Chinese crested
I've never heard of a Chinese crested before.
You know how some combos come out really cute?
Like when you cross like a sausage dog with like a Labrador or something.
Yeah, and you get a long, low Labrador.
That's not what's happened here.
I'm going to bring up a picture of Peggy for you so you can live react.
Oh, my God.
What is wrong with it?
This is Peggy who has won the UK's ugliest dog competition.
Peggy's tongue is permanently hanging out one side of Peggy's mouth.
Peggy's got like a Rod Stewartart haircut as well piggy looks like piggy
has been electrocuted several times and piggy is completely bald apart from some like real white
wiry hair on top of piggy's head piggy looks piggy looks part rat part those Siamese cats, the skinless, hairless cats, the Sphinx cats.
Yeah.
The owners said that she started life as the runt of an accidental litter.
Oh, you don't say.
And was the last one to be homed after all of her brothers and her sisters were adopted first.
I wonder why.
Holly, who's a mother of two, said,
we came across Peggy online at the end of 2018.
She was six months old and the last remaining pup.
We knew we had to have her.
I reckon that you saw this dog and you were like,
this is good Instagram content.
Look at it.
It's got its own Instagram page.
How many followers does it have?
Not many.
This is the thing.
This is the ugliest dog in the world, according to the competition.
And it only has 1,700 Instagram followers.
You're right.
That's going to rise.
Really?
Look at its bio.
Officially the UK's ugliest dog.
But what sort of brand?
You know how, what was it called?
Grumpy Cat Was getting
Cat food deals
And like
Yeah do you reckon
All brands are gonna go
Collar deals
I don't
We don't want this kind of
Ambassador
For our product
Do tux want to align
Themselves with Peggy
Like
I'm not sure
It's gonna go down that well
If you would like to see
The world's ugliest dog
Like we said
It has a public
Instagram account Search chug Und life underscore x imagine the owners
going you know what we're going to do to you this weekend peggy we're gonna we're gonna enroll you
into you world's ugliest dog competition good luck thanks thanks a lot guys Obviously the huge story of the day
Is Rihanna's Super Bowl performance
You can text halftime to 9696
If you want to see that
But we've covered that
There's other stories today as well
Did you know that there's a new Fast and the Furious movie coming out?
No way
It's called Fast 10
Oh come on has it really been 10?
I think there's been more than 10.
Because there's the Hobbs and Shaw spin-offs as well
that don't count into
this one. But announced today, I don't know if it's
called Fast 10 or if it's called Fast X.
But I think it's X like
the Roman numeral for 10.
And it may not be
the last Fast and the Furious
movie. They've said it's the beginning of the end.
So I think they're going to Lord of the Rings this thing
and do the last part of the series as like a trilogy.
The beginning of the end, but we're already 10 films,
at least 10 films in.
So this thing could go for another 15, 20 years.
Have a listen to the cast.
The Rock is no longer in the Fast and Furious franchise.
Him and Vin Diesel do not get along.
No, they have beef.
No, because I don't know where it stems from,
but Vin wasn't cast in the Hobbs and Shaw thing,
and he was like, publicly, he was like,
you watch it fail.
It won't be popular because I'm not in it,
and I am the franchise.
So they don't like each other.
He's not in it. Jason am the franchise. So they don't like each other. He's not in it.
Jason Momoa is in Fast 10.
Brie Larson is in there.
Michelle Rodriguez and Dame Helen Mirren stars.
Dame Helen Mirren is in the Fast and the Furious franchise?
Yes, she is.
Jason Statham's still in there.
Tyrese is in there.
Ludacris is in there.
Charlize Theron is in Fast 10
this thing could actually
be high cinema
you know this could be
this could be
Oscar nominated
stuff
well I'm just
it's a massive success
it is gross
the franchise
has grossed more than
six billion dollars
so why would you end it
exactly
why would you not
ride this thing off
it's the beginning of the end
the beginning of the end if The beginning of the end.
If you're keen and you're excited, it drops on the 19th of May.
The trailer for Fast 10 has just come out.
Here's a little bit of it for you.
I know that this road has been very hard.
And yet here you are, building this magnificent family.
What's going on in that head of yours?
Something little piece of it.
He said, Dad, I'm not afraid of anything.
But I am.
I'm afraid of losing someone I love.
Same thing in every movie.
Family.
Family.
Brian Clint.
With Maddie, that's new music from Maisie Peters.
It's called Body Better. Did you see her at the Ed Sheeran show? Did you make it there new music from Maisie Peters. It's called Body Better.
Did you see her at the Ed Sheeran show?
I did.
Did you make it there in time for Maisie Peters?
Yeah, I did.
She was amazing.
Yeah.
So was Ed.
Yeah.
Technical difficulties though, right?
Yeah, I was here on the Friday night and his looper was not working properly.
Malfunctioning.
Yeah, but it was fine.
Still amazing.
He just went back to his busking roots and just got the guitar up and played.
A friend of mine, who I think it's fine to say now, I think he's gone, but they stay in Westmere and she was out checking the letterbox
and he was walking out of the villa across the road.
No way.
He didn't, because I was like, what hotel does Ed Sheeran in?
Is he in Waiheke Island?
Is he in, I don't know, some skyscraper?
Nah, they rented a villa in downtown Auckland
and he just stayed in the house with his crew.
Cute spot to stay.
Good cafes.
Hey, whatever you're up to tonight,
stay safe out there.
If you don't have power,
enjoy reading by candlelight.
That's what my future holds.
Our issue is we don't have any candles that aren't scented.
So your whole house is going to smell like vanilla beans.
It's going to be very fragranced. I don't think
it'll be that romantic, but you never
know. It could be.
Stay safe. Watch out for the updates.
Fletchford and Hayley are back tomorrow morning.
They'll have the updates for you as well.
And we'll catch you guys back tomorrow
evening on the Brian Clint Show.
See you later. Bye.
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