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Good afternoon everybody. Happy Tuesday afternoon.
G'day guys. Happy Tuesday.
How's your Super Bowl hangover?
Yeah, good. Fine.
Pull up alright?
It's easy because it's on during the day here and we're working.
How many chicken wings did you eat?
I didn't have any chicken wings.
And buffalo chicken wings are some of my all-time favourite food.
There's some stats out there about how many chicken wings Americans consume on Super Bowl Day.
It's in the billions.
I bet.
Yeah.
The Americans love a buffalo wing.
Yeah.
What's your favourite?
When you're eating wings, do you like the drum or the wing?
Wait, does a drum count as a wing?
I thought the drum was a leg.
Yeah, like a little drummy.
Yeah.
Like in buffalo wings, you get drums and wings.
Ah, okay.
I don't know the difference.
What do you mean?
So like a wing is like a wicked wing.
Yeah.
But then like when you get like buffalo wings,
you can get like little drummies.
Oh, like, oh, okay.
You know, so like what would you pick?
Little chicken legs, little baby chicken legs.
Like a little chicken leg, yeah.
I like the ones where you can pull the two bones out of them
and then eat the whole thing.
The wing.
Yeah, the wings.
The wing, yeah.
The wicked wings.
The wings.
Yeah.
Wings are good.
Speaking of which, we've got plenty of KFC out for grabs on the show today.
You can win some KFC chicken dollars off us a little bit later.
But first, some cash.
Thanks to our mates at KFC if you'd like to play Tradiverse Lady with us this afternoon.
Give us a call right now.
0800 DIAL ZM.
We'll put you head to head with someone else.
Wing to wing.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie vs Lady.
It's Tradie vs Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
All right, the Tradies having a ripping game yesterday.
They're sitting on nine wins for the year. The Lady's still out in front on ten.
Let's go live to our Lady first.
She's calling from Auckland.
She's 34 and she's got six cats at home.
Please welcome to the show, Samantha.
Hi, Samantha.
Hi, how are you?
Good, how does the term crazy cat lady sit with you?
A lot of people say that.
Yeah.
Not us.
We would never say that, obviously.
Do you have a favourite?
Yeah, the eldest one. Of Yeah. Not us. We would never say that, obviously. Do you have a favourite? Yeah, the eldest one.
Of course.
Of course.
Always the eldest child,
the favourite.
Let's go live to our
tradie in Manawatu.
He is 26 years old
and he has 10 siblings.
He's the second to last one.
Welcome to the show, Art.
G'day, Art.
Hello.
How many girls,
how many boys?
I think it's four boys and six girls.
Wait, you don't know?
How do you not know?
I don't know two of them.
Oh, you don't know two of them.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay, all right.
I was going to say, but then in a family of ten,
you can be forgiven for forgetting.
That's a lot of kids.
That's a lot of people to keep track of.
All right, let's get going. It sounds like we've got dodgy phone lines, so we'll you can be forgiven for forgetting. That's a lot of kids. That's a lot of people to keep track of. All right, let's get going.
It sounds like we've got dodgy phone lines,
so we'll have to be nice and clear.
Art, your buzzer is tradie.
Samantha, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Which Disney princess wears glass slippers?
Lady.
Yes, Samantha.
Cinderella. It is,, Samantha. Cinderella.
It is, of course, Cinderella, made for her by her fairy godmother.
Not the best material for a shoe, can I say?
How do you know?
Have you ever worn glass shoes?
I don't know if I want to.
We'll get you some glass Birkenstocks.
Yeah, I feel like that's a bad decision.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
The trailer for the next Marvel epic Deadpool was released during the Super Bowl yesterday.
Which actor plays the role of Deadpool?
Married to Blake Lively.
He was in Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Place.
That's an old reference, isn't it?
Yeah.
Art.
Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. art. Ryan Reynolds.
Yeah.
It is Ryan Reynolds.
One to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Who's that?
Jay-Z's wife.
Lady. Yes, art's wife. Lady.
Yes, Art.
Beyonce.
It is Beyonce.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one, Samantha, to stay in at question number four.
What is the perfect score in a game of ten-pin bowling?
Is it 100, 200 or 300?
Lady. Yes, Samantha or 300? Lady.
Yes, Samantha.
300.
It is 300.
She gets it to keep herself in it.
This is for the win.
Question number five.
What is the main ingredient in candy floss?
Lady.
Yes, Art.
Sugar.
It is sugar.
Well done. Oh, he is sugar. Well done.
It sounded like you were calling us off a potato,
but you managed to scrape through with a win for the tradies.
Congratulations, Art.
There is $50 from KFC coming your way.
Oh, thank you.
Nice work, Artemis.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this article today about this Aussie lady who's gone viral for something that happened to her at the gym.
And it sucks, this thing that happened to her.
Lee's video is of her talking about a very rude experience that she had happened to her at the gym. And it's the kind of thing that makes people who are intimidated by the gym never want to go to the gym.
You know?
It's a very intimidating place.
It can be.
Yeah.
A lot of gyms can be.
I find it very intimidating.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's natural.
That's why I go to a class.
Yeah.
This thing that happened to her would put a lot of people off.
She's talked about it and it's had a quarter of a million views.
It's a good reminder to not let dickheads ruin your day as well, this video.
Anyway, I'll play it for you. Have a listen to what happened
to her. I was using
one of the machines and he kept asking
me would I be long and I said nope.
I've got two more sets of ten
to do and then I'm all done. And he just
said he doesn't appreciate being
inconvenienced by people who aren't even lifting
serious weights. And I was
like excuse me. And I was like, excuse me?
And I went to say something back to him,
but actually another guy near us must have heard
because he came up and said,
don't you ever speak to someone in the gym like that again?
And I was actually really shocked that people would say that.
I'm glad someone stood up for her.
Yeah, there is good people out there.
So good on that guy for stepping in and being like,
hey, you're being a loser yeah get out of our face because 95 of people at the gym are in the same boat as you
they're just there to do their exercise and get the hell out of there it's those five percent of
dickheads that would ruin it for everybody right yeah yeah um she shouldn't have had to have someone
stand up for her but i'm glad someone did step in because you'd be intimidated if that happened
you'd go it's super intimidating especially as a female when you're doing weights.
And I've had it happen to me before.
Not in that exact situation,
but pretty much like get off the big weights
or get off the weighted machines.
Because they're our machines.
Go use the floor mats and the exercise balls.
And it's kind of like, no.
And I feel like they would either say it to you overtly
or they would just make you feel like it
by like hovering around.
Totally.
Where they're like, hurry up.
Like, let us do some real work.
I know that's not everybody in the gym.
Absolutely not.
We know that.
But I thought this afternoon
we could open up the phone lines
and take some stories from people
about things that were said to you in the gym
or things that happened in the gym
that kind of made you feel like you weren't welcome there
or just like, what the hell, bro?
Who was an a-hole at the gym to you?
That's effectively what we're asking.
Who was it?
Call him out.
I feel like that guy, I feel like it should become protocol.
You should report him and he should be banned for two weeks.
Yeah.
You know know like just
that's not the vibe of the gym and if you're going to do that to people and make people feel
uncomfortable then you're banned for two weeks and to be honest i feel like at most gyms if she
had gone to reception and said this guy just said this to me they would have had a word to him yeah
they would have because nobody wants that happening no because it creates a bad environment and
juju for the gym do you want to have a vent about a gym dickhead on the phones this afternoon?
0800 dials at M.
You can call us and tell us about it
or you can text it to us on 9696 and we can read it out as well.
Who was it?
Who knocked over your protein shake?
Bree and Clint.
We're talking about gym d-heads
and people who make you feel uncomfortable, unwanted, unwelcome at the gym.
An Australian lady has had 250,000 views on her TikTok video talking about what happened to her.
I was using one of the machines and he kept asking me, would I be long?
And I said, nope, I've got two more sets of 10 to do and then I'm all done.
And he just said he doesn't appreciate being inconvenienced by people who aren't even lifting serious weights and I was like excuse me and I went to say something back
to him but actually another guy near us must have heard because he came up and said don't you ever
speak to someone in the gym like that again and I was actually really shocked that people would say
that sure so bad just the audacity to be like my time and me as a person is more important than you.
That's pretty much what he's saying.
My muscles are bigger than yours, so I'm more important.
I deserve this more than you,
even though you'd be paying the exact same amount to be at that gym.
So we've asked you, what happened at your gym that made you feel that way?
Someone texted in about being videoed at the gym while working out.
They said it's so creepy, especially when you're a woman.
I find the whole people videoing their workout sets for their social media
quite a weird trend.
I mean, I kind of get it because some people, you know,
want to video themselves to check that they're doing the correct.
Do you reckon that's really what they want to do? Well, that is some people.
And then other people want to track their progress
and other people make a living out of doing that.
But some people just want to video themselves.
Yeah.
Some gyms ban you from doing videos in there.
Do they?
Yeah, because of the risk of other people getting
in the background of your shop.
Yeah, I get that too.
And then looking all sweaty.
To be honest, I go to the classes that I go to, they video us.
Yeah.
And I always say to them.
Oh, they go around with the social media, right?
I always say to them, you know what really annoys me?
They always video me at the end of the class when I look like a beetroot
and I'm not doing as well.
I'm like, can you at least video me right at the start
and then I can like pump out some serious reps.
Has anybody who goes to those gyms,
who put those Instagram stories on their story,
has anyone watched one of those and gone,
oh, this is good content.
Oh, so good to see everyone doing the F45 class today.
This is the content I was looking for.
Mate, it's the F45 community.
If you're in it, you know, you get it.
Do you watch them?
Do I go on there and watch them?
Yeah.
Sometimes I'll go on there and watch them yeah sometimes i'll go on
there and watch them to see if i want to go to that class so it's good for that someone texted
and said i was using a bench press during my normal weights i always warm up on and a guy
comes to me and says are you going to be long you're not going very heavy let someone who knows
what they're doing have a go mate i replied I replied, I'm warming up, bro.
Leave me alone.
I'm a dude, FYI.
It happens to us too.
It's so rude.
Like, leave that person alone.
It's not your bench press.
It's not your gym unless you do own the gym.
Unless you are Liz from Liz Mills.
Exactly.
Is your name Liz?
Unless you are Mark Warburg at F45.
Come on.
Brian Clint.
Dean McCarthy standing by with the latest on how much Travis Kelsey made as a bonus
for winning the Super Bowl and the rest of his team.
There were actually other players.
Did you know there were other players on the field?
Was there?
Yeah.
Apparently there was an Aussie guy in the 49ers.
Yeah, I heard that too.
Yeah.
Who was it?
I have no idea.
Jonathan Thurston. I was going to say Jonathan Thurston. Yeah, I heard that too. Yeah. Who was it? I've no idea. Jonathan Thurston.
I was going to say Jonathan Thurston.
Yeah, maybe JT.
One of the Broncos players.
I wouldn't be surprised.
JT could do it all.
Nathan Cleary.
Yeah.
This story's wild though.
There's an Auckland person who's renting.
They're a tenant and they're having a shower
and the roof in the shower, the ceiling,
collapsed on them while they were in the shower and dead rats fell out of the ceiling.
Oh, no.
Onto the person while they were in the shower.
No, no, no.
Covered in.
Oh, my God.
It's Ratatouille come to life.
Is that what happens in Ratatouille?
Yeah.
Is it?
Yeah.
Well, not the shower part, but they fall through the ceiling.
And they're dead.
No, they're not dead. Yeah, right. What? They were all dead. What would you rather have fall on you? Yeah. Or not the shower part, but they fall through the ceiling. And they're dead? No, they're not dead.
Yeah, right.
What?
They were all dead.
What would you rather have fall on you?
A dead rat or a live rat?
A dead rat.
Really?
Oh, depending how dead.
Yeah, true.
Like how old.
Like.
Like how fresh is it?
Not super fresh,
but also not fossilised.
It's like a month.
Oh, that's the worst part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Probably still dead. Yeah. Because at least. It's not going to scuttle around on you. It's like a month. Oh, that's the worst part. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably still dead.
Yeah.
Because at least...
It's not going to scuttle around on you.
It's not going to bite you.
So the tenant, who is not being named in this,
they claim that their landlord failed to investigate
or fix issues related to water supply leaks, mould,
and a lack of heating for three years.
Three years before the ceiling collapsed on them.
This person had been without, this happened in Auckland, by the way,
not in a third world country.
They'd been without water on and off,
sometimes for up to two weeks or a month at a time.
Wait, the hot water went off?
All the water.
All the water.
How could this person charge rent?
I know.
I'd refuse to pay rent. Over the three years, multiple times,
they were without water for weeks at a time.
No, that's so wrong.
I know.
I know.
Were they compensated, I wonder?
So they were.
I'm going to tell you how much.
You tell me if you think it's fair.
The roof collapsed on them while they were in the shower.
The landlord then took three months to fix the roof.
Wow.
And this person's taken their landlord
to the tenancy tribunal
and the compensation for this,
for no water for periods of time.
And dead rats falling on you in the shower.
Roof collapsing.
And a dead rat shower.
$5,000.
Not enough.
Not enough.
Like that's traumatic,
having dead rats fall through the ceiling
Whilst you're naked
Let's all just remember that, that person was naked
You would have paid more in rent
Exactly
It wouldn't even compensate
That's not fair
That would not be getting a tick of approval from the Healthy Homes Act
No it wouldn't
That landlord is not getting a Google review
The landlord's like, oh, what?
I put it in the air conditioner.
What, next to the hole in the roof where the dead rats were?
They're like, a hole in the roof does not constitute an air conditioner.
Jeez.
Yeah, five grand.
That's bad, isn't it?
Yeah, I'll say.
Bree and Clint.
Time to get the later.
From iHeart Radio,, this is The Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, it was all about the Super Bowl yesterday.
It was all about Travis and Taylor.
News out today on how much Travis Kelsey got as a bonus
for picking up a Super Bowl ring yesterday.
Oh, my goodness.
This is insane.
Can you believe this?
$160,000 bonus is what he took home. That's
a pretty fat check for winning. I mean, look, it's pretty hard to win.
Pretty worth it, I would think. But I will say this though, it's kind of chump change to him because
his contract over four years is $57 million.
$57 million for four years. It's like $14 point something
million a year. He just bought a
$6 million house in Kansas, which by the way,
a $6 million house in Kansas is like
it's basically half of the state.
You get half the state, you get some children,
you get every, there's animals,
like a state.
In LA, it's like an apartment with like
two little bedrooms. But it's very, very cool
and look, you know, I mean, here's the thing.
Can we just talk about it?
Can we just talk about the fact,
what happened with him and the coach?
Have you guys talked about it on the show yet?
No, we haven't.
But it's weird, right?
That footage of him pushing his coach
and yelling in his face.
What do you know about it, Dean?
Well, here's the thing.
Everyone in Hollywood is talking about this, right?
So just for anyone that missed it,
during the game, Travis went over to the coach,
screamed in his face, pushed the coach,
and one of the other teammates had to pull Travis back from the coach.
It looked like he was about to start a fight.
And apparently the reason he was so upset was because there was a fumble on the field,
and he should have been on the field in his opinion.
And because he wasn't there, they fumbled, and that's his thought.
So people in Hollywood are like, this is so aggressive.
Like, look, it's the Super Bowl.
Of course you're going to be pumped up, fired up, all that.
But he absolutely crossed the line.
People are interested to see if he'll lose any endorsements.
But I don't know if he will.
They kind of skimmed over it.
No, you've got to remember that he's a football-playing athlete.
He's in the heat of battle.
He's fighting to win a Super Bowl.
They were losing at that point.
I heard the coach has already come out and made a statement about that and said,
It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine.
I give him as good as I get from him.
That's the relationship.
He gets the same thing from me.
Yeah, right.
And he didn't push me over.
He just bumped into me and I was a bit off balance.
And they probably have a relationship where they know each other and the coach would have been like,
I know what he's like.
He's fired up, but it's all good.
I heard as well, because I've been seeing all the videos of the Chiefs getting their
Super Bowl rings.
For the first time in Super Bowl history, the ring is one where you can detach the face
of it and turn the face of it into a necklace for the first time ever.
Oh.
Did you guys see that?
No.
Yeah.
No.
Pretty cool.
Yeah.
I thought you were going to say Taylor got one.
Yeah.
And then Taylor got given Travis's.
I always wonder, though, I always wonder,
because you see the videos of the Kansas City Chiefs getting the rings
last night after the game.
Do they make all those rings?
And if they lose, where do those rings go?
Oh, I don't...
Oh, they're nice.
Yeah, do you mean because it would say Kansas City on it?
No, they're specifically made for the Kansas City Chiefs.
It's not like a generic ring.
It's a Kansas City Super Bowl ring.
Yeah, good point, good point.
I'll take one of the losing 49ers rings.
Yeah, like do they burn them?
Do they melt them down?
Like where do they go?
I'll just say,
have you ever seen those American rings in person?
They are the most gaudy,
tedious things you've ever seen in your entire life.
You've never seen...
They're like, they're gaudy as hell.
I mean, I want them.
Hello.
They're so big.
Yeah. That's the goss from our Hollywood correspondent turned football expert. They're like, they're gaudy as hell. I mean, I want them. Hello. They're so big.
That's the goss from our Hollywood correspondent turned football expert.
It's Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles.
Bree and Clint.
A study has been conducted over in the UK where they polled over 2,000 UK dog owners.
Okay.
So that's a lot of people. And ask them a bunch of different questions about their life and their dog and different things.
The one statistics that I have pulled from this study
that I found quite surprising, but also not surprising,
being a dog owner myself,
was that 59% of women in this study said they would ditch a man
if their dog didn't like them.
Oh, okay.
Like if the dog was kind of, you know,
like let's say you started dating someone,
you bring them over and your dog's weird about it, not into it.
So early in the relationship.
Early.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not if the dog changes the opinion of your husband.
No.
In its later years.
No, we're talking about early.
Say they meet your dog for the first time.
The dog clearly feels weird about it.
Yeah.
59% of women said they would choose the dog over the man.
Well, dogs are very perceptive.
Dogs operate on vibe.
Yeah.
So I feel like you can trust your dog's opinion.
Dogs can tell.
Your cat, not so much.
No, cats hate everyone.
Cats are a-holes and they will hate the nicest of people.
Cats also have different moods.
Yeah.
You know, whereas I feel like dogs, it's either they like someone.
Cats, it's very hard to play as a cat.
Well, they don't.
Yeah.
If anyone's interested, the study obviously also polled men.
And so it was 59% of women said they would definitely choose the dog.
41% of men said they would pick the pooch over the partner.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
Yeah, it's a lot.
But I would trust my dog.
Like if I was in this situation, I would 100% trust my dog.
I want to know how they're asking the dog.
Like are they just doing it off the dog's behavior
or are they sitting down after the first date
and the dog's been there?
Oh, you can tell.
Okay, what did you think?
You can tell.
You can tell?
100%.
You can tell.
I've never had a dog.
Yeah.
So I know like it would be hard for you to kind of understand,
but you know your dog so well, right?
And so you know when your dog's not vibing someone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can tell.
So I thought we would conduct our own study, Clint,
with the people of New Zealand.
And it's a simple question.
If this was the scenario,
the dog's not vibing this new person you're dating,
do you ditch him for the dog?
Let's go to the phones and meet some dog owners.
Peru is on the phone.
Hi, Peru.
Hi, Peru.
Yep.
I most definitely would ditch him.
Yes.
There it is.
No mucking around.
No mucking around, yes.
Didn't even have to think twice, did you, Peru?
No, no.
Most definitely.
My dog comes first.
There it is.
You're awesome.
Thanks for calling us.
Thank you, Peru.
We appreciate it.
No problem.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Let's go to Leslie on 0800.
Hi, Leslie.
Hi, Leslie.
Hi.
Same question, mate.
Dog doesn't like your new partner.
Who are you siding with?
Oh, they won't even let them in the front door,
so that's probably not going to be an issue.
You got a big dog or a little dog?
I've got two big dogs.
One of them is my youngest, Xander, who turns two today,
a big cowpea cross.
Oh, shout out.
And the other one is our staffy cross called Bree.
Oh.
You got a staffy called Bree?
Hell yeah.
I feel like that's the kind of breed I would be if I was a dog.
Has that Bree ever done a poo in the ocean?
She does it on the concrete when you get her out of the car.
Yeah, same as ours.
Yeah, we've got that in common.
Thanks, Leslie.
Appreciate it.
What about you, Jenna?
Would you pick the dog over the new date?
Absolutely.
You've got to trust the dog, eh?
You can just tell when they're not vibing someone.
Oh, absolutely. And it's so hard when they're not vibing someone. Oh, absolutely.
And it's so hard when they don't like the person.
Yeah.
It does make it really difficult because the dog, you know,
is your baby and it's there all the time.
And if it doesn't like the person, it makes it real awkward.
And it fits the tone and it puts doubts in your mind as well.
It really does.
Okay.
Hey, thanks, Jenna. We appreciate the feedback.
We'll take that on board. Let's go to Pam
on 0800-DIAL-ZM.
Hi, Pam. Hello, hello,
hello. Who are you choosing, Pam?
The new date or
the dog? Little fur baby
every time. Every?
Yeah, every time.
And also looking at the guy, how
he reacts around the dog.
Yeah.
If he's not friendly or wants to get involved,
no, he's out the door, mate.
See, this is what I was thinking, Pam.
I feel like if I was new to a relationship or meeting someone
and she was taking me home to meet the dog.
You've got to make an effort.
I would be putting in so much effort to impress that pooch.
Bring a toy, bring a treat. Yep, get down on the floor and impress that pooch. Bring a toy.
Bring a treat.
Yep.
Get down on the floor and give them cuddles. Yes, Pam.
You've got to see the effort, don't you, Pam?
Most definitely.
Thank you, Pam.
We're polling single people with dogs to see if they would trust the opinion of their dog on a new relationship.
So far, all of the people are choosing the dog.
All of our ladies are.
Hi, Liz.
Hi, Liz.
Hi.
Hi.
Who are you choosing, your dog or the new person you're dating?
Oh, definitely the dog, 100%.
You just put so much trust in the dog, don't you?
Well, yeah.
And, you know, I mean, I love the dog.
We hang out.
We vibe together. So, as the guy can't vibe with the dog,
well, we can't vibe together. Yeah. There's the
doggy door. Here's another one. You and the guy get on,
but he's got a dog too. What if your dogs don't get on?
Oh, they will. Oh, they will. Eventually, dogs figure it out.
Do they? Yeah. That's not a factor? Yeah, they do. Yeah, right.. Eventually dogs figure it out. Do they? Yeah.
That's not a factor?
They do.
Yeah, right.
I've never had a dog.
One more from Georgia.
Hi, Georgia.
Hi, Georgia.
Hi.
What do you reckon, Georgia?
Who are you choosing?
Are you trusting the dog or are you giving this new person you're dating a chance?
I've ditched friends that my dog didn't like.
I'm 100% choosing my dog all day.
Really?
Friends?
You've cut friends off for your dog?
Yeah, 100%, yep.
Wow.
Dogs, do you feel like, Georgia, dogs can just tell?
They can sense it.
They can sense bad people 100%, yep.
There was this one lady that my dog had like this specific bark for.
He hated her.
He's like, she's not allowed at my house anymore.
Yeah, really?
Oh, no, I get it, Georgia.
I get it.
Yeah. Thanks, mate. We appreciate
it. You know that show Jury Judy?
I reckon they should do a version of that, but
the whole jury is just dogs
and then the person on trial has to plead their
case to the dogs and the dogs
decide whether he's guilty or innocent.
Or, it's simple, you
literally just let that person meet
the dogs one by one and the dogs will
tell you.
Have you ever seen...
I feel like we might have just come up with a million dollar reality TV idea.
I'd watch that show.
Dog jury.
Dog jury.
Dog duty.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog duty.
Dog.
The dog box.
The dog box?
Oh, that's good.
All right.
Call up Warner Brothers.
Can we make that happen?
I'll get my two dogs.
Yeah.
They can sniff a bad person mile away.
I'll go get someone convicted of like, not a murder, but something just below a murder.
Something bad, yeah.
Like jaywalking or something.
And let the dogs have at them.
Bree and Clint.
Let's get classical. Let's get classical.
Where we have strangely found ourselves in a rivalry
with our producer Ella in this game.
It used to be me versus you.
Yeah.
But we've put our battle aside to take down Ella.
This is way more important.
Who's very good at this game.
Hi, Ella.
Hey.
Well, she does have the most musical ear.
I really appreciate you guys saying that.
But she also doesn't have much knowledge of music.
Working here, yeah, has helped with the recent music that comes out.
Anything older?
The recent music.
That's the oldest thing
that has ever come out
of a Gen Z's mouth.
What do you mean?
It makes sense.
You know, the recent musics.
The recent...
You know, the hippity-hoppities
and the bloody-bippity-boppities.
What's popular with the kids?
The doof-doofs.
Yeah.
Anyway, how this works is
Claudia has loaded up
a whole lot of songs
that people know,
but they're in classical form, right, Claudia?
Yeah, and hopefully you should all know them.
I reckon you will.
I don't think they're too old or too recent musics, so...
That was good.
They should be on our Billboard 8.
ZM, recent musics.
You're welcome.
All the recents.
Yeah, yeah.
The music of recents.
Recent music now.
Okay, like you guys said
Bree and Clint
You guys are working as a team
Yes
So you can both buzz in
Have a guess
You're doing it for your team
And Ella, you're on your own
Buzz in with my name?
Buzz in with your name
Okay
But you've also
No, buzz in with my name
Shut up
I'm just clearing the road
Get in her head
Keep shading it
Smack talk
So, yeah, buzz in
And I need the artist name
And the name of the song.
Yeah.
The winning team wins.
I'm taking this very seriously, by the way.
So am I.
Yeah, all the glory to the winning team.
So far, can I remind everyone, and for people playing along at home,
this is the third game.
We haven't beaten her.
We've lost twice.
This is the third game.
We've never beaten her.
And she won in incredible fashion last week.
There was like half a second of the song, and she knew exactly what it was. Okay, okay. But no pressure. No pressure. You guys, everyone ready? It was a fluke. Yeah've never beaten her. And she won in incredible fashion last week. There was like half a second of the song and she knew exactly what it was.
Okay, okay. But no pressure.
No pressure. Everyone ready?
Deep breaths. No more smack talk.
Let's go.
What?
Ella. Oh no.
There's no one.
Alicia Keys.
No one.
No one.
I had nothing.
I had nothing.
I had zero.
I had not even a glimmer.
Not even a tiny bit of hope.
Can I monetise my talent?
Can we hear it again, please?
Yeah, sure.
You can hear it. Now I hear it again please yeah sure you can hear it now i hear it still hard it's a hard one i can hear it now only because i know that it is yeah
there's a lot of excuses coming from in there they're not excuses they're not excuses they're
like we're just being honest okay there, that is one point for Ella.
No points for Timber and Clint.
Here's another one.
Ella!
I don't know what the artist is.
Oh, this is how much you need to be made.
Don't sip it.
If you sing it, they'll hear it too.
Pre!
We know it!
Point!
We know it!
No!
I didn't count down yet.
It's Usher.
Hands up.
You're giving them the point.
Clint.
No.
It's Usher.
It's Usher.
What's the song?
Usher, DJ got us falling in love.
Shut up.
That's not on.
I gave you that.
I gave you that.
That was team effort from us.
It's not our fault if you're bad.
You had the song, but you just didn't know anything else about it.
Look, you can have my pity win.
You can have that.
And we will take it.
We're not too proud.
We'll take the pity wins.
And this is good, guys.
Now we're all tied up.
So this one's for the win.
Is this the closest?
Oh, no, we got to this point last week.
There's a very clear theme here, by the way.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you know what the theme is.
I know what the theme is theme is. I know it.
But you don't know any of the artists that were up there
with them. She won't know who else was there.
I think Claudia would have thought about that. I think
I'm prepared. Let's go.
Here you go.
Ella, Justin Bieber.
No one like Peach
No one like you and she likes everyone
What's it called?
And then I caught up in my job
love yourself love yourself i'm giving her that you can't love yourself justin bieber
you look that much oh baby you should love them how and if you think how did she do that
she's starting at pace.
You know what I love about your gameplay as well is that you're also so humble.
It takes over my soul.
That was an incredible performance.
Technically, you got all three.
You just didn't know the name of the usher.
I agree.
We were absolutely pantsed.
Maddie, you backed the winning horse.
Oh, no, you didn't.
You backed the loser. She backed us. Whoops.ed. Maddie, you backed the winning horse. Oh, no, you didn't. You backed the loser.
She backed us.
Whoops.
Sorry, Maddie.
Natalie, you backed the winning horse
and you get 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Well done.
Thank you.
No worries.
Natalie, did you think we had no chance?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mate, what are we going to do?
I won't stand for this.
Should we quit?
No, I...
No, we will not quit.
Should we threaten to quit until they fire Ella?
Next week.
Next week is our week.
Next week's our week.
Yeah, next week's our week.
Let's talk about some of the biggest news
that happened at the Super Bowl yesterday.
The biggest news in music, I would say,
doesn't have anything to do with Taylor Swift. It's all about Beyoncé. She was at the Super Bowl yesterday. The biggest news in music, I would say, doesn't have anything to do with Taylor Swift.
It's all about Beyonce.
She was at the Super Bowl.
And I believe it was in an ad halfway through the Super Bowl.
Pretty much dropped two brand new songs,
announced details of her upcoming album,
and revealed that she's heading in a whole
new direction, country music.
Yeah.
This isn't her first like little dip in the ocean with country music though.
Is it not?
Nah, because I remembered straight away, because obviously she's a proud Texas resident.
Yes.
Grew up in Texas.
She had a song on her 2016 album Lemonade called Daddy Lessons.
With his gun in his head held high, he told me not to cry.
Oh, my daddy said shoot.
Oh, my daddy said shoot.
Which I quite liked.
Yeah.
I'm a big country music fan.
But these two brand new songs,
she's hit the country even harder in my opinion.
Okay.
The first song I believe is called, how many carriages?
16 Carriages.
16 Carriages.
Sounds like this. Only God knows. Sixteen carriages driving away while I watch them ride with my fears away
to the summer sunset on a...
Yeah, right.
That doesn't sound particularly country.
The theming is with the 16 carriages.
It sounds country.
Does it?
Yeah, it's got the...
Oh, yeah, okay.
It's got that country undertone.
It's got the country vibe.
This next one, though, you can't deny, sounds very country.
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you.
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too.
It's a real live boogie and a real live hold down.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now.
I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you.
It's cool, man.
I like it.
She's just released the album artwork as well on her Instagram.
She's leaning into it.
She's wearing a cowboy hat.
That's why she was wearing a cowboy.
She's got rhinestones.
That's why she was wearing a cowboy hat at the Grammys.
Yeah, right.
Makes sense.
I reckon cowboy hats are coming back in.
She also has a very, very raunchy outfit in one of the pics.
She looks amazing.
Which I'll leave you to go and view for yourself on Beyonce's Instagram account. She also has a very, very raunchy outfit in one of the pics. She looks amazing.
Which I'll leave you to go and view for yourself on Beyonce's Instagram account.
It's a cool pivot.
She did it last time with that last album that she put out about two years ago when she decided, you know what?
I've done a lot of R&B.
I'm going to do a house music album.
And people loved it.
They lapped it up.
So good.
Still didn't give her album of the year though, did they?
No.
Maybe this time. You never know. up. So good. Still didn't give her album of the year though, did they? No. Maybe this time.
Maybe she's gone. You never know. Okay. You give Taylor Swift
four albums of the year.
She's got Country Roots. I've got to
show my country. If I want to win album of the year, maybe
I've got to put out a country album and show my country roots.
I reckon I'm going to love it.
Valentine's Day tomorrow. Did
everybody remember that it's Valentine's Day tomorrow?
Nah. Do we care? Nah. I don't. Nah. My wife doesn't. Nah. My brother's Day tomorrow. Did everybody remember that it's Valentine's Day tomorrow? Nah. Do we care?
Nah.
I don't.
Nah.
My wife doesn't.
Nah.
My brother's up tomorrow.
Or does she say she doesn't care but secretly does care?
She doesn't care.
Oh, are you sure?
Are you 100% sure?
I'm 99.9% sure.
You just second-guessed yourself so bad.
Well, we've been together for 10 years.
Yeah.
I reckon I've probably got her.
You're going down a dangerous path.
At the start, I got her a couple of Valentine's Day presents.
I don't think she's ever got me a Valentine's present.
I don't care about Valentine's Day.
You know what you should do?
Hey, in my relationship, every day is Valentine's Day.
You should write her a nice note.
Should I?
Yes.
Cringe.
What?
Why is that cringe?
Ten years of marriage and then all of a sudden I decide to start writing her notes.
She'd be like, what does he want?
Isn't that a nice thing?
You keep it fresh.
You keep her guessing.
Write her a nice note.
Text us.
No, I can't think of anything my wife would like less Than to be kept guessing
Text us on 9696
Yeah please do
Shoot Clint
Yeah
Out of the blue
Write his wife
Doesn't have to be a cringe note
It can just be a nice note
It can be simple
I'm going to send her a message right now
It can be to the point
What would you do
If tomorrow
You woke up to a handwritten
Valentine's Day note.
Not a cringe one.
Question mark.
Not a cringe one.
Okay, cool.
I've sent that.
I don't know if you could not be cringe though.
That's the problem.
Anyway.
Anyway, if you're not in a relationship,
then you probably hate all this talk about Valentine's Day.
There are some hotels around the world
that are targeting single people on Valentine's Day
because it's all like,
book your couple's escape this Valentine's Day with us.
No, these hotels are for single people.
Have a listen to some of these ideas.
Tell me if you'd be keen if you were single.
Okay.
There's a hotel in Philadelphia called the Logan Hotel.
If you book with them for Valentine's Day,
they'll print a picture of your ex on a boxing bag
and you can punch it in a private fitness class.
Oh, my God.
Keen or not keen?
Oh, probably not.
Not keen?
Nah, moved on.
I feel like only the ladies could do that one.
If a guy books in and he's punching a picture of his ex-girlfriend, red flag.
Probably not a good look.
Okay.
Richard Branson has a line of virgin hotels.
Yeah.
He's got a virgin spaceship.
He's got virgin airplanes.
Oh, this is going to be good.
You know virgin.
Nothing to do with virginity.
Do virgins sleep free that night?
Virgins sleep free every night, Brie.
They're free.
Did that work?
I don't know. He's got a hotel in Manhattan and they've got a
heartbreak bar where you
can destroy all your old
mementos from your ex. They also have a crying
area in this bar with boxes of tissues.
That doesn't sound fun. I want to do my
crying at home. Yeah, I'm not
into that.
If you're freshly single, the Dominic Hotel in Soho, New York,
has a fifth, this is a raunchy one,
they've got a $1,500 boudoir-style photo shoot package.
So you book this schmancy room where you can have a professional photographer take tasteful semi-nudes of you to get back out there on the scene.
That sounds like my worst nightmare.
I don't want to do that.
No.
Yeah.
It's creepy.
Some people do.
Not in a hotel room.
Well, no, they're saying it's better to do it in a hotel room.
Why?
Because then, like, your bloody jar of magnesium supplements is not on the bid side in the
photos and your phone charge and all your dusty side tables.
How about it's the best being single on Valentine's Day
and I'll tell you why.
Why?
Because you don't need to go out and book anywhere
and everywhere's packed and overcharging
and you don't have to buy overpriced flowers or chocolates or presents
because you've got no one to buy it for. so you don't have to buy into all that.
Yeah.
You can sit home.
Yeah.
You can cook the exact food that you want.
Yeah.
You don't have to ask anyone else, and you can watch the exact trash TV show
without having to worry about anyone else.
Yeah.
How's that?
How's that?
Yeah.
How's that?
That's what I want to do.
That's a good rev up.
Yeah.
I mean, Bree's in a relationship, but that's a good rev up. Yeah. I mean, Brie's in a relationship, but that's a good rev up.
Yeah, I am.
Hey, everyone.
We have a message back from my wife.
Okay, yes.
Brie suggested that tomorrow I should leave her a handwritten note
for Valentine's Day to change it up.
Why do you make it sound weird and creepy when you say a handwritten note?
I literally just said handwritten note. How about you
just... I just said handwritten note. Go out
of your comfort zone, do
something unexpected or else
things just get, you know, beige.
So I've written to my wife. Yeah.
What would you do if tomorrow
you woke up to a handwritten
Valentine's Day note from me?
That's all I wrote. Okay.
She's responded.
I would think it was weird.
Depends what you wrote in the note.
That's a challenge to me.
You write the note.
Take the challenge.
You write the note and I'll leave it.
Oh, but then she'll fall in love with me.
And I'll have to deal with that
and I work with you.
It'll be weird. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday dinner.
All right, let's rip into this.
Number one songs when people turn 16.
We're going to kick it off with you, Leighton.
G'day.
Hello.
Leighton, such a cool name.
Leighton Meester.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Like, I bet you're real hot.
Like, I just know.
I can just tell.
But anyway, we'll move on.
Leighton, what's your birthday?
8th of July, 96.
All right, hot Leighton, you were 16 in 2012.
And on the 8th of July, 2012, this was number one.
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.
We're at Owl City in Carly Rae Jepsen.
It's such a good song.
It's such a good song.
Yeah, I'm happy with that.
God, everything always comes up Leighton, doesn't it?
She's lucky.
Jeez, how's your self-esteem right now, Leighton?
It must be through the roof.
Yeah, pretty good. She'd be used to it. When you're as hot as Leighton? It must be through the roof. Yeah, pretty good.
She'd be used to it.
When you're as hot as Leighton, she'd be used to it.
Are you heading on, Leighton?
No.
You're starting to verge on it.
Oh, we're just having a bit of fun, aren't we, Leighton?
Watch out.
Bree's got your phone number.
Wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Anthony.
G'day, Anthony.
Hi, Anthony.
Hi.
God, you sound hot too, Anthony.
Oh, thank you. You're a bit of all right, aren't you, Anthony? hot too, Anthony. Oh, thank you.
You're a bit of alright, aren't you, Anthony?
Not bad, not bad.
Yes, Anthony! That's what we like to hear.
Jeez, you've come in randy today.
Hey, Tony,
what's your birthday, mate?
16th of January, 1997.
Alright, that means you were 16. Only year after Leighton on
2013. And Anthony, this is your birthday back.
Now, now, rockin' wit.
Will I am in?
Britney, bitch.
Yeah, tune.
Oh, yeah.
Screaming and shouting.
That's what people say about Anthony after spending the night.
Britney Spears in Will I Am.
I saw a lot of people going,
who was the guy in the mask
at Usher's performance at the Super Bowl yesterday
that was Will.i.am?
Yeah.
He didn't do himself any favours by being in that mask.
I was like, why would you put yourself in the mask
in the most televised?
Anyway, Anthony, it's a good one.
It's a good one.
Wait there for a second for us.
We'll do one more for Ben.
Kia ora, Ben. Hi, Ben. Yeah, g'day. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. a good one. It's a good one. Wait there for a second for us. We'll do one more for Ben. Kia ora, Ben.
Hi, Ben.
Yeah, g'day.
How are you?
Yeah, good, thanks.
How are you, Ben?
Yeah, brilliant, brilliant.
Oh, you sound hot too, don't you?
I was trying to contain it, but you do sound like a looker, Ben.
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you.
Yeah, you go, all right.
All right, mate.
What's your birthday?
It's the 13th of January, 80.
Oh, 13's lucky for me, Ben.
You were 16, though, in 1996.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
Oh, horse and song.
It's a rip-off.
What a tune, Ben.
God, three great ones today.
Three really good ones.
We're big fans of 91's, Ben and my partner.
You gas up, us up, we'll gas you up. Absolutely good ones. We're big fans of 91s, them and my partner. You gas up,
us up,
we'll gas you up.
Absolutely.
Yeah, we're big fans.
Big fans.
I'm a big fan of Ben,
I'm a big fan of Coolio,
I'm voting Gangsters Paradise.
For sure, for sure.
I'm going to go with you too, Ben.
I love that song.
You've won.
Awesome.
But he already was a winner.
Thanks, Hot Ben.
Thanks, Hot Ben.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Cheers. I made it weird didn't I
I think we both did
Yeah okay
Breein Clint
Here's your birthday banger
On ZM
Breein Clint
ZM Breein Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today for Hot Ben,
who beat Hot Anthony, and he also beat Hot Layton,
is Coolio's Gangster's Paradise in the year 1996.
So many hot people on Birthday Banger today.
Something in the air.
We should call it Birthday Back.
No, anyway, moving on.
Oh, we're having a bit of fun.
It's all banter, guys.
Don't get too upset.
I want to talk about this story I saw where a wife found out after 15 years of being with
her husband that he was lying to her about something.
Okay, not cheating, was he?
Not cheating.
Okay.
Not cheating.
But I mean, a 15 year lie.
Yeah. I mean, that's a long time
to keep that up, isn't it? What would you keep from a partner for 15 years?
Secret kid. No. Is it like the salt burn
situation where it was like, my family, they're all dead.
I hope not. It wasn't that.
Nothing that crazy or that big.
But this woman found out that her husband had been lying to her
about his salary, how much money he makes for 15 years,
their entire marriage, their entire relationship.
My mind straight away goes,
was he saying he earned less than he does?
So that's an interesting question.
Or was he saying that he earns more than he does to impress her?
What do you think?
Do you reckon he was lying and he added money or took away money?
I don't think you could keep up the lie for 15 years
that you were earning more than you said you were
because eventually your partner would go,
hey, you said you're on 150 grand.
How come we're broke?
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So here's the details, right?
So she recently has connected the dots.
I don't know exactly how, but I do know that they share,
they don't share finances or bank accounts,
which is how some people do it in their relationship.
So she never really had a reason to suspect that he was lying
or never saw any evidence or proof.
So just always believed him.
And apparently, so he told her that he earned,
and this is, I'll convert it to New Zealand money.
Okay, okay.
So, had a wage of about $80,000, which she said was a decent, comfortable salary from where they were from.
Yep.
And combined, like with hers, that it was a good joint income.
Yeah, good.
It actually turns out her husband was earning less. Oh, he talked it up.
Than what he actually made. Yeah, okay.
And would always kind of, would make comments here
and there about having no money. So it was always a little bit of an issue
but not really. They always, you know, kind of made it work. But she
somehow has found out now that he's been lying
this entire time for 15 years.
I feel like you'd be less hurt to find out that they were earning
less than they said.
100%.
Because if they were earning more than they said,
then that's like a different type of secret they're hiding.
Where's the money and what were you hiding it for?
Like are you saving it?
Are you spending it on someone else?
Or are you like saving up to escape one day and leave me in the lurch?
Yeah, especially if you had kids.
Yeah.
Like I feel like that'd be quite wrong.
If they've talked it up, I feel like he's probably carrying some kind of like shame
about not being the breadwinner that he wishes he was.
Which I mean sucks because he shouldn't.
But like, I would, yeah, I'd be a lot less upset that way, the way he's lied about it. 15 years though.
She clearly has paid no attention to the finances over 15 years though.
Well, they have separate finances and they kind of have their system and it works for them.
But I feel like the only thing that I would kind of be a little bit upset about
is that it's a 15-year lie.
Like I get at the start, you know.
Also, over 15 years, he would have had a pay rise or something.
Yeah.
So has he lied about the pay rise?
Nah, been on the same money for 15 years.
I hope not.
Yeah.
I hope not.
Just a long line to keep up.
Look, we want to ask you this afternoon,
because we often do stories about lies that involve cheating.
We want to take cheating out of the equation this afternoon
and ask what the other thing your partner was lying to you about.
Yeah, what was the thing that they were lying about?
Nothing to do with cheating or infidelity.
No.
But, like, they were lying, and maybe it was quite a big lie
or it was a lie they kept up for many years.
Yeah.
Like for a long time and eventually it all came out.
Did they tell you they had a gym membership but after 10 years
you're like, hey, how come you're not getting any fitter?
They go to the pub.
They're just at the pub.
They're at the pub every year.
What if someone lied about their age?
Lied about their age is good.
Ooh. Yeah. Or maybe their age is good. Ooh.
Yeah.
Or maybe their job.
Oh, yeah.
People can lie about that.
Yeah.
Put on a suit every day and then.
Imagine.
Like, imagine if someone said, oh, I do this for a job.
And then, like, 10 years later, turns out they do something completely different.
Could be anything.
Oh, 800 dials at M or text it to 9696.
We'd love to hear about the lie that wasn't
cheating.
Get ready because this is
juicy, guys. Get ready.
We've asked you, what was your partner lying
to you about that wasn't
having an affair, wasn't cheating, it didn't
have to do with them seeing another person?
Nothing about infidelity. Let's kick it
off with this text.
I worked with a guy that had a split on his wages, so a portion of them went to a secret account
that his wife didn't know about.
It went on for years and years.
It probably is still going on.
I wonder if she ever found out.
I didn't know that you could be paid into two different accounts.
That's so dodgy.
Because then you can show your partner the bank account and be like,
that's all my money.
That's so dodgy.
Someone else said,
from all of my husband's stories and those of his friends,
I thought that he had slept with dozens of women in his lifetime.
I'd even heard about a pregnancy scare once.
Turns out his real number was one, his ex-wife.
I was weirdly disappointed.
That's so good.
Let's go to Hayley.
Oh, no, 800 dials at him.
Hi, Hayley.
Hi, Hayley.
Hi.
This wasn't your partner, but it was your brother that was keeping a lie.
Correct, yeah. He was working
night shift and I don't know what
happened, whether he quit or whether he lost his job, but he
was getting up at 2am every single morning for three months
driving in his car to a random car park getting up at 2am every single morning for three months,
driving in his car to a random car park and sleeping in his car for the rest of the morning
and then coming home at the end of the day
saying to my parents that he had a good day at work
and just pretending that he was going to work every day.
Whoa.
Just to pretend, just so he didn't have to tell them
that he didn't have his job anymore.
Correct, yeah.
Oh, that makes me kind of sad.
I mean, total dedication.
Yeah, total dedication.
Yeah, if he put that dedication into his job,
he probably would have kept it.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
I'm not saying it was right or wrong,
but if I was doing that lie, I would modify it slightly.
Oh, my hours have changed.
Yeah, I'd say they've moved me to day shift.
Yeah.
They've moved me to nine o'clock starts.
Didn't he realise he could tell another lie?
I mean, like, if you're going to say one lie, you might as well.
You might as well stack them up.
You might as well stack them up, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Thanks, Hayley.
That's very good.
Someone texted her and said, when I first met my husband at university,
I lied and I said that I wasn't a virgin, but I was.
Fast forward 12 years and we are both 30 years old now,
married with three kids and I've never come clean.
Really?
That's wild.
So you've never told him that you're his first and only?
First and only.
That's a weird thing to not want to share.
That's crazy, eh?
I guess once it's gone on for 30 years, you'd feel like it's too big.
And to be honest, it doesn't really matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
But still.
But you told us.
Yeah, we appreciate it.
So that means you've told other people, but not him.
Not him.
Someone else said my partner lied about the size of his criminal record.
I thought it was going to be something else.
I thought it was going to be something else.
I thought it was going to take a turn there.
My partner lied about the size of his criminal record.
He said it was a couple of things.
Turns out it was three pages long.
We survived,
and it was a long time ago when he was young and stupid.
He has now grown up and keeps out of trouble.
Jeez. Oh, well, that's great that you guys figured it out, like, and worked it out. Geez.
Oh, well, that's great that you guys figured it out, like, and worked it out.
You'd want to know everything, though.
Yeah.
You'd go, okay, you lied to me.
I want to know everything.
I want to know the details.
I want to know it all.
What's going on?
Tell me everything you've ever been arrested for.
What's on the list?
That's a good, that's a good, what date do you reckon you ask
someone if they've been arrested before? Oh, at least by the third date. Third date, that's fair
game, eh? Yeah. I've got to read out a few more because these are all quite juicy. Someone said,
before our first son was born, my partner and I agreed we would save as much money as we could
so I could have a year of maternity leave.
When baby was three months old, I found out he had saved nothing and was living in overdraft.
Needless to say, we have a joint account now and I'm in charge of the finances.
You guys got through it.
That's good.
God, I'd be so mad.
Can you imagine?
You've got this baby.
You've saved all this money and then you thought he was doing the same. Someone else said,
I found out two months ago that my husband had access to my messenger
and had been secretly reading all of my private messages without telling me.
I had been privately texting my daughter,
who I have a very good relationship with,
and we share everything.
My husband, meanwhile, knew everything because he had been reading my messages.
I was furious and it caused a huge argument.
Yeah, of course it did.
Oh, see, that's a big red flag for me.
Yeah, big time.
Like he's been essentially spying on you behind your back.
Yeah, you just feel like...
And going through all your...
It's hard to read, Bob.
I don't like that one.
Let's go to Mario on our $800 at him.
Hi, Mario.
Hi, Mario.
How you going?
Hey, this is a little bit similar to that last call you had,
but years ago, me and my brother were doing a job at a local pub,
but we sort of started at about 8 o'clock to fix windows and stuff,
and we walked in there, and there was these three guys sitting in there,
and I sort of knew the public, and I said,
oh, what's the story with these guys?
And he said, oh, they got laid off from the local dairy company
sort of six, seven months ago, and they turn up every day at 7 o'clock,
and they leave there at like 5 o'clock every night,
and they're living on their redundancy,
and they haven't had the nerve to tell me what.
What?
Oh, my God.
They go to the pub every day.
Wouldn't your partner be sus that you came home
absolutely steamed every day, though?
Yeah.
That's the bit that got us,
but they were there just playing pool,
and they weren't old guys.
They were sort of 50-ish, but we were young at the time,
but they were sort of 50-ish, and we were like,
what a great life, what a great life.
What a great life.
At least you had friends, I guess.
You know, you had friends to go to the pub with.
I mean, the other one was quite sad.
He'd just kind of sleep in the car.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
At least they were enjoying their life anyway.
Sounds like they were.
Great work getting a job at a pub, by the way, Mario.
Yeah, yeah, that was good.
Good work if you can get it.
Nice work.
Thanks, Mario.
I appreciate it.
Geez, a lot of lies coming in.
Makes you suspicious of everybody.
You want to hear one more?
Go on.
Someone said, my husband thinks I make $600 per week.
I actually make $1,200 more than that a week.
We have been together eight years.
Only fans?
Huh?
No.
What?
I don't know.
No.
No.
She's obviously just been like, oh, I make $600 a week.
But she makes way more than that and then just keeps a lot of it for herself.
We do love a story of coincidence on this show.
And I feel like I've got a pearler.
So get this.
Listen to this true story.
Happened, I believe, over the weekend.
And just across the ditch in Australia on the Sunshine Coast.
Okay.
So on the Sunny Coast, identical twins, Nicole and Renee Bully,
gave birth in the same maternity ward just 22 minutes apart.
Wow.
The sisters fell pregnant at the same time by chance
with their due dates being a fortnight apart.
Were they twins, did you say?
They're identical twins.
Identical twins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. twins did you say they're identical twins identical twins um anyway nicole one of the twins
was the first to go into was the first to start having contractions and she uh headed to the
sunshine coast university hospital and renee's waters broke very soon after that. And they had to rush her to the emergency room. And Renee gave birth first to her daughter Ruby.
And anyway, and then
her twin sister gave birth 22 minutes later.
Jeez. Is that not crazy?
That's wild. Did they do that weird thing where, because they're identical twins,
were they also dated identical twins?
I don't believe so. Are the dads of those babies
also identical twins? I don't believe so.
Because then you'd love to put the babies side by side
and see if they were identical. Well, they would
be. Nah, not necessarily.
They'd be very similar looking.
Yeah, definitely. Yeah, they're not
going to be identical, but they could
be very similar looking. Yeah.
Their mum and dads
look exactly the same they do everything together including give birth isn't that wild like the do
you believe do you believe that they got pregnant the same time by chance surely they would have
had conversations about it well you can't exactly choose when you get pregnant can you and you can't
time it down to 20 minutes no you're You're right. Like, that's crazy.
You're not that impressed.
You're not as impressed by me, I can tell.
Oh, no, I just thought there was going to be another level.
I thought there was going to be.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, wait a second.
It says here that the babies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I knew there was more.
Yeah, I knew there was going to be more.
So the babies came out
and they both...
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
Wild.
They both played the ukulele
to the tune of the Macarena.
Did they really?
Did they really?
No, they didn't.
But you're hard to please, aren't you?
I feel like my wife last night at the end of the Usher performance,
I showed her on YouTube afterwards,
my favourite thing in ages, the halftime show,
and afterwards she goes, was that it?
And I was like, what did you want?
Like, he had Alicia Keys and he had Ludacris and he had Lil Jon
and he had Jermaine Dupri and he did like 15 hits
and you knew every single song and he sung live and he had all those dance moves and all those outfits,
and he was on roller skates, and she was like,
yeah, I just expected a little bit more.
Yeah, kind of with your wife.
See, people expect too much these days.
Bree and Clint.
And that's us.
We're done, everybody.
If you are calling into the gas station to get an emergency bunch of flowers
and a box of Cadbury favourites for Valentine's Day.
Good on you.
Because remember, it's the thought that counts,
even if the thought came very, very last minute because you just heard on the radio that tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
They shouldn't do Valentine's Day in the middle of the week.
It's not fair.
I'd much rather.
We're busy.
I'd much rather.
Like, I don't want chocolates and flowers and all that stuff.
I'd much rather someone get up, make me a lovely meal.
Yeah.
Like breakfast.
Yeah.
That's good.
I'm done.
Okay.
That's all I want.
Yeah, nice.
Me too, actually.
That's what I'd like for tomorrow.
Yeah, right.
Oh, well, copy.
So my wife's listening.
That's what I'd like.
Mate, you're getting Wee Picks.
Yeah, and I'll make them too.
Yeah, you'll make them.
She's like, what more do you want from me
Have a great night everybody
And remember
Valentine's Day is
Just another day
Or
The chance to make a grand gesture
It comes back to what Bree said earlier
You just gotta know what your partner wants
Exactly
Make sure you're on the same earlier. You've just got to know what your partner wants. Exactly. Make sure you're
on the same page. That's
all you need to know and then
do whatever you need to do accordingly.
And if you are getting emergency chocolates,
splash out on her, okay? Get her that
little bag of lint balls. It'll make all
the difference from a box of favourites.
Unpopular opinion. Yeah. I'm a Ferrero
Rocher kind of girl. Okay, get the Ferrero Rocher.
Either or. Both of those are good.
And the weirdly permanent plastic case.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a weird container, isn't it?
It's such a weird container.
Put them in a box like a normal chocolate.
I can put my jewellery in here after.
All the jewellery you didn't get me for Valentine's Day.
See you guys tomorrow.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
Bye.