ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 13th June 2022

Episode Date: June 13, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Uh, podcasts? Um, every time. Go for it. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast with Sous Chef Sam, he's still here. Hi Sam. Hello. And no Anastasia today.
Starting point is 00:00:18 No, she had a fall. She's had a nasty fall and she's been replaced by... Down the stairs. Sunky Borella. Hi, Ella. Hi. Hi. Ella's in.
Starting point is 00:00:27 She's coming off the bench, and Anastasia's done a fantastic job. You're calling Ella a bench warmer? I think so. Well, you're a bench warmer, too. Yeah. Oh, wow. She's getting a lot of game time at the moment. I am getting a lot of game time.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Yeah, we had a lot of injuries. Yeah. That's technically what it is. Anastasia had an injury. You're coming in warm off the bench. And actually, Sous Chef's not here because of an injury. He's here because of a poaching. An expulsion.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Another team poached one of our star players. That's true. There was a trade. Well, no, there wasn't. Who did we get? We got Sous Chef Sam. Who already worked here. We had to bring him up from the amateur league though
Starting point is 00:01:06 It's like going from Formula 2 to Formula 1 I'll say Nothing wrong with Formula 2 Except that no one watches it Except that everyone wants to be in Formula 1 Yeah exactly They just want to be on Drive to Survive Oh he doesn't want to be on Drive to Survive
Starting point is 00:01:21 Producer Anastasia I think it's worth noting Because she would want us to, was at pains to say her injury was not sustained under the influence of alcohol. It wasn't. She was sober. According to her. There's no one there to corroborate these facts.
Starting point is 00:01:37 She's just getting clumsy in her old age. Yeah, or she was drunk. Or she was drunk. How did she do it? Was she just falling down some stairs? I think so. I had such a nasty fall down the stairs one time to the point where I could have died. Really?
Starting point is 00:01:53 Have I ever told you about this story? How big was the stairs? So when I lived in Brisbane, I lived in a townhouse, but they've tried to squeeze as many townhouses in this one block of dirt as they could. So they were quite, like the stairwell was quite narrow and quite steep, like quite a steep set of stairs. It was carpeted, but very steep set of stairs. Anyway. Steep stairs scare the shit out of me.
Starting point is 00:02:16 They're so scary. Especially when I've been drinking. And I had these wedge heels on that were quite high, right? Who did you think you were? I don't know. I've never seen you wear a wedged heel. Well, this is probably why. Never again. So I was running late because I was going to this thing but I'd had a few pre-drinks. So I'd had a few Bev Regina's and I was... In the upstairs lounge. In the upstairs lounge. In my bedroom.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Okay, that was shower beers, okay? It was shower beers and I was coming down the stairs and I had like my keys and my wallet and I was, you know, when you're in a rush and I was juggling everything and there was a railing on the side of the stairs, like a wood railing. Did you catch yourself on the railing? Right, and so on the railing there's like three things that connect the railing to the side of the wall.
Starting point is 00:03:08 From at the very top of the stairs I tripped and I fell and I'm not joking and I've tried to grab the railing as I was falling which I would have landed on my face and as I've like tried to grab the railing, my hand has slipped into the railing and has caught and nearly broke my wrist, but it's caught me to the point where my face was like sitting up against the stair and the like corner part of the stairwell. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Clint's face. And so to this day, Because we still own that property To this day Like in the stairwell railing You can see this big scratch mark That goes for about 40 centimetres And it was the ring that I was wearing How are you enjoying that TV show
Starting point is 00:03:58 We're watching at the moment The Staircase It's very triggering I was going to say It must be a lot for you Yeah legit Everyone's like He did it He killed her And Bree's like Oh no she could have fallen down those stairs It's a staircase. It's very triggering. I was going to say, it must be a lot for you. Yeah, legit. Everyone's like, he did it.
Starting point is 00:04:07 He killed her. And Bree's like, oh, no, she could have fallen down those stairs. She could have. She could have been wearing witch heels. Oh, been there. And a couple of shower beers. Yeah. But shower beers. You know when you have that moment, though?
Starting point is 00:04:17 Like, I didn't really think too much about it at the time. But afterwards, I was kind of like, that could have been real bad. And I lived alone at the time. Oh, my gosh, Brie. Yeah. So, shower beers and wedges, just no, no. How sad do I say? I lived alone.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Drinking in the shower. A wedge, and I was drinking beers in the shower. Shower beer and wedges sounds nice, by the way. Yeah. All right, Clint. Delightful. I'll get you a pair of wedges. Like as a meal.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Oh, and wedges, Yeah, yeah, nice. Have you guys ever eaten a meal in the shower? An orange? Apparently eating oranges are good. Orange in the shower? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:04:53 No. Orange in the shower. I'll try that. Yeah, please. That sounds all right. Because it's like the warm air and the cold mist of the orange in your face. Just wait. No.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Just wait. Who thinks shower water tastes different to like kitchen water? Yeah. Yeah. I tried to do power rankings on the house water your face. Just wait. Just wait. Who thinks shower water tastes different to like kitchen water? Yeah. Yeah. I tried to do power rankings on the house water swabs. It was tap water, shower water, bathroom tap water. Yes. What other?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Bath water? Oh, hose water. Hose water's different again. Oh, I like hose water. Hose water's got like an earthy taste to it. I have to say, I'd be concerned if anything but regular tap water made you a number one. No, no. Bathroom tap water, number one.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Bathroom tap's pretty good. It's always colder. Seriously? And it's on tap. It's always colder. Wait, I've got another one. I've got another category. Laundry.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Laundry tap. The laundry tub? No, I'm not drinking that water. I mean, I will drink it if I have to. I miss having baths in the laundry tub. Remember that. No, how do you remember that? How long ago was it?
Starting point is 00:05:52 Actually, the other day. How do you remember that? You would have been a baby. I was. So when I was like, I don't know when I did it, but I was like, I could remember it. We can organise it if you want. I had my last proper bathtub. To be fair, I think Anastasia
Starting point is 00:06:05 needs some bathing so if you want to head around, pop her in the laundry tub, it'll be up at a nice, good standing height
Starting point is 00:06:14 for you. Yeah. Okay, that'll do everybody. You can let us know your thoughts on the best water in the house on our podcast
Starting point is 00:06:20 family page. And also be careful on the stairs. Oh yeah. Sage advice everybody. Those windshields will get you. They will. The yes for drills. on the stairs. Sage advice everybody. Those windshields will get you. They will. The yes for drills.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Enjoy the podcast. Afternoon everybody. Happy Monday. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Happy Monday everyone. good to be here. How pounded have we been getting by the weather over the last 24 hours, all over the country. Generic weather chat.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Well it's not generic, it's actually quite unique. New Zealand's had two thirds of its lightning strikes in one day. In one day! Two thirds the number of lightning strikes we get in a whole year. We got them one day. In one day. Two thirds the number of lightning strikes we get in a whole year. We got them one day. Wait, what? Say we had a lot of lightning.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Mate, how much lightning have we been having? Sorry, I'm on board now. Yep. I've got a mate. All that rain. I'll tell you. I've got a mate who has moved to a rural property. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:26 And he sent us, you'll like this, he sent us a photo this morning. There was a tree down on his property covering the driveway. Right. Well, semi-covering the driveway, but it's a shared driveway. So he drove under the tree and texted us and said he hopes his neighbour just deals with it later. That's not the deal, is it? If you find the tree down, isn't it your job to go out there with the chainsaw and sort it out? Yeah, but not if they don't know you saw it first.
Starting point is 00:07:48 You know? They'll go, how did you get to work? There was a tree over the driveway. Oh, no, I stayed in town last night. Stayed in town. Well, if you're listening now, I know what you did. And now a lot of other people know what Matt did. We know what you did.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, back again on a Monday and a score update for you. The tradies sitting on 51, the ladies 38. Good little clawback
Starting point is 00:08:17 by the ladies last week. Let's meet our lady first. She is the partner of a tradie who wants to win. Okay, so is she playing for the ladies or a tradie who wants to win. Okay, so is she playing for the ladies or the tradies? Welcome to the show. It's Christy. Hi, Christy.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Hello, how are you? I want to know about you, though, Christy. What are you doing with yourself these days? So I'm a mortgage broker. Lovely. Wouldn't mind to get your number after the show. Yeah, absolutely. Got any free mortgages at the moment to give out? Obviously, lovely. Would you mind to get your number after the show? Yeah, absolutely. Got any free mortgages at the moment to give out?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Obviously, yep. All the money's free. It'll go through me. Is there any no-interest mortgages? Because that's what I'm really looking for. No, just cost your mum and your dad. Negative interest when the bank pays me. Yeah, the bank of M&D. Plenty of those.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Let's meet your opposition today. Our tradie is 23. He's from Christchurch. And last time, he won tradie versus lady when he played. Welcome to the show, Cameron. G'day, Cameron. How long ago was that? How long since you played?
Starting point is 00:09:18 Oh, I wouldn't even be able to take a guess, eh? Yeah, he's a veteran. Long time ago, that means. Yeah, long time ago. So, it's a new game today, isn't it? Totally. Cameron, your buzzer is Cheney. Christy, your buzzer is Lady.
Starting point is 00:09:31 First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who played the character Benjamin Button in the movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button? Yes, Christy. Red Cat.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Spot on, Christy. Was he all the ages of Benjamin Button? He was. He. Red Cat. It's spot on, Christy. Was he all the ages of Benjamin Button? He was. He was all CGI. Even the baby? Yep, definitely. It was the baby. I'll say he was.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah. Nailed that one. He's that good. One to the ladies. Question number two. Justin Bieber has revealed in a video on his Instagram that he's suffering from a form of facial paralysis. Who is Justin Bieber married to?
Starting point is 00:10:05 Trady. Trady. Lady. Yes, Cameron. Hayley Bieber. Hayley Bieber, or we would have accepted Hayley Baldwin as well. Her previous maiden name. Question number three, one apiece. The All Black squad for 2022 was just named.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Name one All Black coach, past or present. Trady. Lady. Yes, Cameron. Trudy. Lady. Cameron. Richard McGaw. No, Richard McGaw has not coached the All Blacks. Christy. Come on, swoop in, lady.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Wayne Smith. Wayne Smith. Wayne Smith is correct. All right. He's assistant coach, but we'll accept Wayne Smith. Nice work. Oh, no, no, he was head coach as well. Actually, I take that back.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Yep, yep, you're good. You're good. Christy's like, Clint. Whoa. he was head coach as well. Actually, I take that back. Yep, yep, you're good, you're good. Christy's like, Clint. Whoa. Nailed it, Christy. That means you got two on the board, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Name the song that this lyric is from. If you're going to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends. That might have made it worse. I think it's the name of the song they're struggling with. Right. They could give you the artist, but could they give you the name? Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Lady. Yes. Christy. Spice Girls here, but what's the name of the song? Oh, I forget. Move on. We're looking for wannabe. We're looking for Wannabe. Wannabe.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Oh. All right, question number five. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Heidi. Christy for the win. Lady Gaga. She's got it. She's a lady.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Christy, you might have a tradie wanting to win, but you've just done the business. Yes. Christy, I love you. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. That's the Kid LAROI and A Thousand Miles Away.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Found this really interesting article. What are you laughing at? Oh, no, I thought maybe you'd do a segue off the title of that song, A Thousand Miles Away. Missed it. You're missing, you're slipping. Mate. You're slipping in your radio pedigree there.
Starting point is 00:12:15 I thought I was meant to get better the more I did this job. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to meet? No, no, I'll give you another chance. We can just do it again. So let me come out of the song again, okay. Brian Clint, that's the Kid Leroy and A Thousand Miles Away. We'll edit this part in.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Yeah, yeah, you drop it in. Speaking of A Thousand Miles Away, have you heard about the latest trend of people switching the city life for the country life? She's done it. Well done. Oh, mate. Where's the applause?
Starting point is 00:12:39 Wait, can you do that last bit of it again? Just do what you said with switching the city life. Is switching from the city bit for the city life. Is switching from the city life for a country life? I mean, just give us the radio award already. This is gold-plated radio. This is how it's done, guys. Take note.
Starting point is 00:13:01 We're just kicking ass and taking names. That's enough husking. No, for real, though, this is quite an interesting trend that apparently real estate agents are seeing. What, people who are ditching the glamorous city to go and live in the country. Is that what it is? Yeah, but it's not just people. It's millennials.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Oh, okay. Oh, because they want to get on the housing ladder. Exactly. Well, there's a few different reasons, but they're saying they're seeing this trend. It's because it's about property prices, wanting a bigger house and more space, which I mean to start a family maybe.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yeah, totally. And just a quieter way of life. So you're talking about your average 27, 28, 29-year-old who's ditching the bright lights of Invercargill to go and set up shop in Gore. Yeah. Is that what you're saying? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Settle down right next to the brown trout. I love that brown trout. Me too. Best attraction in New Zealand. Best trout-based attraction. Yes. Except for maybe the trout in Taupo. That's a good trout too.
Starting point is 00:14:07 That is a good trout. That's a good trout. Top two. Those are the top two trout. I mean, there is a good trout place. Oh, no, that's salmon. That's all right. That's salmon-based.
Starting point is 00:14:17 No, but this is something that apparently they reckon it could have been due to COVID or it could just be the case of, you know, rising inflation rates, how much it costs to live. Look, I reckon COVID was a big part of it because for two years you haven't been able to go out and do your city things. You haven't been able to go and drink at the waterfront
Starting point is 00:14:37 or just live an urban lifestyle, you know. So if you've been removed from it, then you go, well, actually, what is really important? What's keeping me here then? And you've probably gone, it's my family, or it could be a friend group. You might make a pact as a group that you're all
Starting point is 00:14:53 going to migrate that way, kind of thing, you know? Like geese. Yeah. Hey guys, you want to do as the geese do? I just think COVID gave everybody a reality check. Yeah, I think it's partly to do with COVID, but I mean with cost of living, it's nearly impossible as a millennial these days to be able to,
Starting point is 00:15:14 depends where you're living obviously, but to afford a home, have the amount of kids you want. Say you want more than one kid. Yeah. They cost a lot. Take it from me. From what I've heard. I've got two of them and it is not going well. They cost a lot. Take it from me. From what I've heard. I've got two of them and it is not going
Starting point is 00:15:26 well. They cost a fortune. And you don't want them growing up in a tiny apartment where you pay $800 a week. No, it's not realistic. Like you do in Auckland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not the Kiwi dream, is it? It isn't. No. It isn't the Kiwi dream. I totally get this, hey, because
Starting point is 00:15:41 it is that quieter way of life where you've already got enough stress. Yeah, but you're from the country, so I can get that. I feel like you can take the girl out of the country, but you can never take the country out of the girl. Am I right, mate? Oh, no, you're not from the country.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Yeah, mate, I couldn't stand it. I'd be like, boring, boring. But you've never done it. Boring. Why am I living all the way out here? Mate, things you can do in the country that you can't do here. What? Four wheelers.
Starting point is 00:16:08 I was going to say burnouts. Four wheelers. You can go on an ATV tour whenever you want. Wow, that sounds cool. Horses. Yeah. You can go swimming. That sounds like so much more fun than being in close proximity of a supermarket.
Starting point is 00:16:22 You can let off fireworks whenever you want. I mean, come on. Bon can let off fireworks whenever you want. I mean, come on. Pond fires. That's a good tool. The latest trend that apparently real estate agents are seeing is a big shift of millennials swapping the big city life for the country life. Yep, they've gone.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Get me some space, get me some horse crap, get me out of here. Wait a minute. You're telling me I can buy this house and it's not going to cost me $1.8 million? Wow. So is it awesome or is it boring? We wanted to ask some people who have done it. Cameron Ticket. Hey, Cameron.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Hi, Cameron. Hey, how are you guys doing? Good, thank you, mate. Have you done this, switch the big city life for the country life? Well, I actually live in the city, but every day I drive out and I work on a farm. Oh, okay. How is that? Yeah, it's, I mean, the drive sucks, but once you're out in the country, it's absolutely beautiful.
Starting point is 00:17:15 I love spending my days outside, not in the office. Oh, yeah. Could you live out? Yeah, sorry, yeah. No, the best part of it is when you work with horses, it's acceptable to swear at them. You can't do that in an office. That's so true. You swear at your co-workers, which are horses.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Could you live out there, though? Could you spend your weekends out there as well? Or do you like being in the city so you can go out to the bars and stuff? No, absolutely. I can't. I'm moving out there soon. I absolutely can't wait. Why would you want to be in the traffic?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Take me with you, Cameron. I can live in like a sleepout out the back or something. Okay, all right. Thanks, Cameron. Jenna's here. Hi, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hey, so we left good old Hamilton and moved out to Oaxahanga,
Starting point is 00:17:57 Honokiwi, about seven years ago. The kids struggle a little bit, but I would change a thing. The fact that my neighbours could see in my windows, and, well, hey, I wasn't in the best suburb. There was a drug dealer next door as well. With a great incentive to head out to the country, it wouldn't change a thing. I travel into town every day,
Starting point is 00:18:17 bar the weekend. So as soon as I get home, it's like, yep, it's the weekend. We can do what we want. It's my own piece of paradise. What do you do now that your neighbours can't see in your windows? Are you a full naked family? Do you hang out with your clothes off?
Starting point is 00:18:32 Nah, the children don't really like that idea, but the fact that one's 20 and one's 16, I'm hanging out for the day. Like this weekend, they went home. So, hey, come on. No one's coming. And I've got dogs. So if someone's coming up the driveway, I've got to go.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Nah, Jenna, I'm totally buying into this. I love it. Someone else on the text machine said, I have done the opposite and moved to the city from the country to be able to afford our first home as buying land in Taranaki is really expensive. Oh yeah, okay. And one year in, I regret it massively. Will be doing my time and
Starting point is 00:19:01 moving on back. Oh really, they don't like the city life. Yeah. Fair enough. There you go. Maybe there's something in that for you. I hear horses are pretty expensive, though. You don't need to have horses, though. You can have guinea pigs.
Starting point is 00:19:14 They're not too expensive. I could be a guinea pig farmer. Okay, sign me up. Why not? Bree and Clint. Time to head to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Dean, rumours are Will Smith's career could be back on track. Does he have a movie coming up? He does, guys. Here's the word on the street in Hollywood today that I Am Legend 2 is in the works. Amazing. First of all, I would love to see an I Am Legend 2. Whatever you think about Will Smith right now,
Starting point is 00:19:46 that movie would be incredible. But look, here's the thing. I don't think it's going to be happening anytime soon. I mean, they are working on it. It's going to be a couple of years in production. And I think by the time it hits the press marketing campaign, everyone may have probably moved on. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:20:00 This is all going to, of course, remember, next year Oscars, all of this is going to come to the surface again. Okay, so next year Oscars, remember, it's another big resurgence of this Will Smith slap debacle. But after that, it's going to start to die down. So, you know, hopefully by the time I Am Legend 2 comes out, you know, maybe people will have moved on. Oh, my God, I'm so keen.
Starting point is 00:20:18 I Am Legend is one of my all-time favourite Will Smith movies. Yeah. But it was also one of the worst, like, open-ended endings ever. Was it set up for a sequel? Yes! So they've done a good job of picking a Will Smith project that couldn't star anyone but Will Smith. Like, you couldn't replace Will Smith in I Am Legend.
Starting point is 00:20:38 He's the only character. Well, you could because he technically... No spoilers, I haven't actually seen it. Oh, well, you should have seen it. Spoiler alert. He dies at the end of the first movie. Well, that's what appears. Right.
Starting point is 00:20:52 So technically you could kill someone else. Yeah, true. But that's what it appears to have happened. Well, obviously he doesn't. Well, how do we know? Well, because he's starring in I Am Legend 2. He could be playing his twin brother. Oh, what a twist.
Starting point is 00:21:06 The ghost of. The ghost of Will Smith. Or Will Smith's got a new name now. He's like, oh, no, that was Will who did that slap. No, that was a different one. I'm actually Bill. Morpheus. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Wrong movie. Sorry, guys. Bree and Clint. Oh, yeah, it's my turn. This is exciting, guys. You've got some big fashion news for us. This is super massive fashion news about buttons. Now before we start the show, we always talk about ideas a little bit.
Starting point is 00:21:34 And I thought it was just common knowledge that everyone knew how you could tell the difference from a female button-up shirt to a male button-up shirt. Yeah, and I said the female one's got room for the boobies in it. That's how you tell. No, that is not how you tell. It's got two boobie holders. Well, no, that's not it at all, actually. Shelf bra, is that what you guys call it? A shelf bra.
Starting point is 00:21:55 No, no. So I thought this was common knowledge that people knew women's shirts have buttons on the left side, I believe it is, and male shirts have the buttons on the right side of the shirt. That blew my freaking mind when you said that. I did not know that was a thing at all. How did you not know that? Well, because I don't button up any women's shirts.
Starting point is 00:22:16 That's why you always have those female. I don't unbutton many women's shirts either. And you always wear those female blouses to work. They do look nice on you, though. And you know what? You can wear whatever you want. It's 2022. If I had worn a female shirt, I would know,
Starting point is 00:22:32 because instinctively you know what side the buttons happen on. It's just in your brain. And if it was backwards, I'd go, wait a second, this is all back to France. So when you think about it right, for us females, if you're right-handed, it's harder for us to do up our buttons. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:48 If a men's shirt is made for a right-handed man, then yeah, you're at a disadvantage. So, I mean, if that's blown your mind this afternoon, then I mean, great, I've already done my job. Yeah. But I've got another piece of info that's going to blow your mind even further. Go on. As to why it's like that. Yeah, that's what I want to know.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Like why have they done that? Why do female button-up shirts have the buttons on the left side and males' shirts on the right side? I suggested an idea before the show which you haven't confirmed or denied yet. Is it so that the boobies don't fall out of the shirt? Stop talking about boobies or I'll text your wife. Right. Your obsession with boobies.
Starting point is 00:23:28 God, come on, guys. So apparently back when buttons were invented was in the 13th century. Wait, buttons were invented? Okay, yeah. I mean, they had to be invented. Yeah, I guess they had to be invented. And the concept of buttoning, using it to button up like a shirt or something. Yeah, okay. So they were invented in the 13th century.
Starting point is 00:23:47 And like most new technology, it was expensive when it was new. Buttons! Yeah. So wealthy women back then actually didn't dress themselves. They would dress by what's called the ladies' maid. Right. And, I mean, can you imagine back in the day they would have all those undergarments, the big dresses that they wore?
Starting point is 00:24:08 I mean, look at, what's that show that everyone loves? Bridgerton. Bridgerton. Yeah. So, apparently, they used to put the buttons on the left-hand side because the maid is obviously standing in front of the woman and it's for a right-handed person. It makes, you know, more sense.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Yeah. So, technically, it's on their right hand. So so it stems all the way back to there so that's what they reckon yeah yeah and then um for the men's shirts they say there's quite a few different theories but apparently always on the right side because but it depends on the time period but they say because most people are right-handed so they put them on the right side. Buzzy G. So men's shirts are made to be done up themselves and women's shirts are made to be done up by someone else. Is that what it... Well, that's what they're
Starting point is 00:24:55 saying is why it's like that. Who knew? Yeah. Who knew? I'm definitely going home to try on some of my wife's shirts though. What do you mean? You're wearing one today. Shut up. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Yesterday at approximately 2.34pm, I received this inbox on my Instagram. Hi there, wave emoji. Sorry to bother you. Would you be interested in sharing feet pics with me for money? Only if you're interested, of course. Nah. No, thank you. Surely no, thank you.
Starting point is 00:25:29 I mean, obviously this person doesn't realise there's a plethora of my feet pics on the internet. Yeah, Bree's featured on wikifeet.com. We found it the other day. They've got your feet stats. They've got your size. Yeah. And you were rated a four out of five, your feet.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Which I don't know what they were looking at, but I've seen my feet. They're not a four out of five. I've smelt your feet. They are not a four out of five. Oh, my feet don't smell. Good. You smell my Ugg boots that are 12 years old.
Starting point is 00:25:58 No smell. They gave you a four out of five just by scraping photos of your feet off random Instagram posts. Yes. Which weren't feet-centric pictures either. They just scraping photos of your feet off random Instagram posts. Yes. Which weren't feet-centric pictures either. They just happened to feature your feet. Oh, one in the hot tub was all about your feet.
Starting point is 00:26:11 And I think maybe you were being a bit flirtatious there because you know there's interest in your feet. No, I don't. And you were like, it's like showing a little bit of cleavage. You're like, oh, give the people a little taster. Absolutely not. Give them a little bit of a tease. Tease them a little bit.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Drive the price up. I've got ugly feet and I avoid posting them at all costs. Yeah. But I shared a story with you off air where I was telling you, it was about this time last year or end of last year when Celebrity Treasure Island was on. Yeah. And I got an inbox from a lovely person.
Starting point is 00:26:40 They were actually real sweet about it. I was fine. You're so fond of all the people who want to buy your foot stuff. You're like, they're some of my best friends. They're lovely. I was just saying he was kind about it. Anyway, I get this message from
Starting point is 00:26:55 a guy and he says to me, Hi there, loving celebrity Treasure Island. You're fantastic on it. I said, stop. And he goes, no, really? Okay, that part I can't remember if that happened. But he was like, hey, I've been watching celebrity Treasure Island. I're fantastic on it. I said, stop. And he goes, no, really? Okay, that part I can't remember if that happened. But he was like, hey, I've been watching Celebrity Treasure Island. I noticed that you wear Doc Martens on the show, boots. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:12 And he said, just wondering what size they are. And I thought that he wanted to get a pair for himself, you know, because I get in boxes like that sometimes. Where did you get that singlet from? And I said to him, I think they're a size 10 ladies. Why did you want to get yourself a pair? And he goes, oh, can I buy yours off you? And I thought maybe he's, you know, innocent me.
Starting point is 00:27:35 I thought maybe he's just looking for a pair of docs and he wants a cheap pair. How naive. And I said, oh, look, I'm not really in the market for selling them. You can buy, you know, secondhand pairs. He goes, not really the reason I wanted to buy yours. And I said, oh, look, I'm not really in the market for selling them. You can buy, you know, secondhand pairs. He goes, not really the reason I wanted to buy yours. And I was like, cool.
Starting point is 00:27:49 You tell the rest of that story. What? Bree asked him how much. You entered into a negotiation with him over the shoes and you said, look, how much are you willing to pay? I mean, I'm curious to know. And he said he would pay. $1,000. $1,000 for a pair of your used shoes. I mean, I'm curious to know about these shoes. And he said he would pay $1,000. $1,000 for a pair of your used shoes.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I mean, Docs aren't cheap. Not cheap, are they? But they're not $1,000 either. That's about a 500% inflation on a pair of Docs boots. Yeah. Right? So, anyway, if anyone's got a cheap pair of Docs, I can buy because I need a new
Starting point is 00:28:24 pair now. Nah, look, I said nah. Look, I'm very flattered, but I feel bad for selling them for that much. People do do it though, eh? People do sell their feet packs. Yeah. Are you on the foot hustle? Are you selling
Starting point is 00:28:40 dim feet packs, girl? Or boy? Do people buy boys feet packs? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Depends what people are into. Not asking for myself, but I don't cut my toenails enough. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:28:51 But I would if I was in the- How long are they? I would if I was in the foot pic market. How long are your toenails? I don't know, because I usually wear socks, so. Are you forced to wear socks in bed because your wife Lucy's like, don't touch me with those big claws? This is not about my feet.
Starting point is 00:29:04 It's about everybody else's. You've been offered money for your feet pics and your used shoes. So we want to know, is this a viable market? Jordan's called up. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, how are you guys? You sent someone a video of your feet for $1,000.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Yeah. What? It was a public holiday and so he messaged me. I'm a broke uni student. I was like, I'm here for that. I sent him a minute long video and he sent me a bank uni student. I was like, I'm here for that. I sent him a minute-long video and he sent me a bank statement, but it was fake and I got scammed.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Oh, no. Jordan. You got scammed out of your foot video. Yeah, it was pretty good, though. I rated it. What did your feet do for a whole minute? Like, if I had to make a minute-long... Yeah, what were you doing with your feet?
Starting point is 00:29:44 So it was me and my friend. We were both massaging each other's feet. feet do for a whole minute? What were you doing with your feet? It was me and my friend. We were both massaging each other's feet. You made your friend get involved too. Yeah, I couldn't do it by myself. Were you going to split the money with her? No. You're like, I want to give you a foot massage for free
Starting point is 00:30:00 but I want to film it. He did also ask for my shoes as well. I'm so glad you didn't send them. You need a deposit for the shoes. No. Please tell me you did not include your face in the video of your feet. No, definitely not.
Starting point is 00:30:12 It's just feet, right? Yes. Okay. Well, there you go, Bree. There's a cautionary tale. You could get scammed out of it. I mean, scammed, but good story. I mean, you wouldn't do it again after being scammed.
Starting point is 00:30:21 No one got hurt, I guess. Unless you got a foot massage out of it. Well, the feet's feelings got hurt. This lady wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, guys. You had a foot pic Instagram.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Is that true? I did. I ran it under like a pseudonym. I had like a few thousand followers. I used socks on eBay. Oh! I also DMed. Oh, you're like well
Starting point is 00:30:45 you're experienced in this business. Yeah, I've seen socks all over the world. Canada was a big place to send socks to. Really? Canada likes dirty socks. The cold place. Yeah. So give us some stats. What would a feet pic
Starting point is 00:31:01 go for? So often they just kind of would buy a pair of socks and want a couple photos with the pair that they bought. What was the package worth? I would sell the pic for like $10 each with the pair of socks and then you could charge
Starting point is 00:31:17 a premium on how many days they wanted them worn. So I'd charge an extra 15 days each day that they wanted their socks worn. $15. But how much is the socks? You've got to pay for the socks as well. worn, so I charged like an extra 15 days each day that they wanted their socks worn. $15. But how much is the socks? You've got to pay for the socks as well. Yeah, so people would bid on the socks, and they could pay the extras later.
Starting point is 00:31:35 So the most I sold a pair of socks for was $75 US, and then they added on whatever they wanted. Anonymous, how long did you run this business for, and what made you stop? I did it for like a good two years while I was a student. I even wrote my partner into it and we sold a pair of his old work boots. Wow. I love it. What's the longest you went wearing one pair of socks without washing them for sale?
Starting point is 00:31:58 I had a limit of three days. I couldn't do it after three days. I wonder because back in the day when I played, you know, soccer, I used to not wash my game socks if we won because I thought it was bad luck. I would be able to sell those for a fortune. Oh, yeah, 100%. Those would be a biohazard. They'd get picked up by customs.
Starting point is 00:32:20 They literally were stiff. The sniffer dog would go, oh. By the end of the season, they'd be stiff as a board. That's so gross. And if you were selling socks on eBay, that was allowed, but they don't allow for nudity, what they call nudity in the photos. So you would have to take photos, like, with your feet, but one foot with the sock on and then one foot with the sock off.
Starting point is 00:32:40 That is fascinating. Yeah. What? Wow. Okay. But you're out of the foot game now? I'm out of. Yeah. What? Wow. Okay. But you're out of the foot game now? I'm out of business now. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Okay. Have you ever thought about going back though? Sometime. Tim did, yeah. Tim did. I love it, Anonymous. Thanks for the insight. That is fascinating.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Okay, I still reckon we take a photo of my feet and send them to the guy and charge him for pictures of my feet. Can you just imagine? We can shave my legs. Be like, why do your toes have so much hair on them? Because I'm in New Zealand, duh, Hobbit country. Children of the 90s, listen up. In particular, girls of the 90s.
Starting point is 00:33:22 That's you. That's me. I've found a list of cool things that girls had in the 90s. Oh, this is awkward because I wasn't cool. No, they're cool things that normal girls had. Are you sure? I don't actually know. Yeah. Well, we'll know how cool you were in the 90s once we do this list with you, okay?
Starting point is 00:33:41 I think the things on this list are pretty iconic. I remember my cousins. I didn't have a sister in the 90s um well late 90s but she was a baby um is the spice girls impulse deodorant on there because i had it i'll give it to you right now the spice girls impulse deodorant i knew it would be is on there had it so you had that 100 okay let's go through this list together and you can tell me how many of these things you had. First up, cool things that cool girls in the 90s had. Anything that was groovy chick branded.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Had a pencil case. You had a groovy chick pencil case? Yeah. Damn, how cool were you? Yeah, mate. Very 90s, eh? Killing it. Very 90s.
Starting point is 00:34:17 She kind of looks like the female version of Doug. Remember Doug? Yeah, kind of. She also kind of looks like the Lizzie McGuire cartoon that used to come up on the screen. Yeah, she does. Okay, anything groovy chick branded, you had it. Well done.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Next thing, roller skates. Did you have roller skates? Of course I had them. Did you? They were white with pink wheels. Roller skates, not roller blades. Roller skates, but I also had roller blades. Because I had roller blades.
Starting point is 00:34:42 I had both. Yeah, but I never claimed to be a cool girl. Forty. Yeah, okay. Were claimed to be a cool girl. 40. Yeah, okay. Were you any good at them though? No. No. No, there's this video where my nan is trying to take us around the roller skating rink and I take her out and knock her legs out from the back of it.
Starting point is 00:34:57 They're very trendy at the moment, roller skates. They are, aren't they? Yeah. Especially the ones that light up. Have you seen those? The girls on 60 Seconds that were roller skating? Yeah. They were so cool. Roller derby. We should get into roller derby, you and I. Yeah. Especially the ones that light up. Have you seen those? The girls on 60 Seconds that were roller skating? Yeah. They were so cool.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Roller derby. We should get into roller derby, you and I. Yeah, I don't know about that. I don't trust my knees. Okay, next thing cool girls had in the 90s, Polly Pocket. I mean, who didn't have a Polly Pocket? Did you have a Polly Pocket as well? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:18 I think you might be cooler than you remember. Maybe I was a bit cooler than I thought. Is Polly Pocket cool now? Is Polly Pocket still around? It's vintage now. Tui's into My Little Pony, my daughter at the moment. Had those two. That's made it through.
Starting point is 00:35:32 My Little Pony was the best. Except Tui calls it, so cute, Tui calls it Your Little Pony. Why? Because every time I say to her, hey, where's My Little Pony? She hasn't got the context. So whenever she finds it, she goes, look, daddy, it's your little pony. That's so cute. Very cute.
Starting point is 00:35:50 But you don't understand. Okay, next. Copyright. It's the other version of my little pony. What's that? It's like the cheap version. Your little pony. I've never seen this one before. Did you have Sabrina the Teenage Witch magazine? Sabrina the Teenage Witch magazine?
Starting point is 00:36:06 Sabrina the Teenage Witch Was one of my all time favourite shows And I had it Did you? Because I was so obsessed with that show So I had everything I mean we even adopted a black cat Called it Salem We adopted a black cat too
Starting point is 00:36:21 And named it Sabrina We got it mixed up The cat's called Sabrina And everyone was like yeah yeah Like from Sabrina We adopted a black cat too and named it Sabrina. We got mixed up. The cat's called Sabrina. And everyone was like, yeah, yeah, from Sabrina. Right. And then a couple of years after we named the cat, we were like, wait, the cat's name was Salem.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Damn it. Hey, you had that too. What about this? Johnson and Johnson strawberry detangler. Oh, I don't think I did. Is that a no? I'm surprised you didn't have that because I've seen pictures of you as a kid and you had an afro. Full on, yeah. You were a frizzy
Starting point is 00:36:50 Lizzie. Probably because I didn't have that. Good point. Okay, the one thing you haven't had so far, lip smackers. Oh, 100%. I still have them. Do they still make it? Yeah. Lip smacker branded lip smacker. Well, in Aussie they still make them. Oh, the cotton candy one? Delish. What about... You they still make them. Oh, the cotton candy one.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Delish. What about... You weren't meant to eat it, but we all did. I had this and I wasn't a cool girl. Hubba Bubba bubble tape. Oh, yeah. I still get that every now and then. Do you have that in Australia?
Starting point is 00:37:16 Yeah. Hubba Bubba. We used to... Like I think it's a New Zealand recipe or something. I didn't get it for a long, long time because I watched my brother one time. He begged and begged my mum to get him some. And finally she bought him the purple ones. Yeah, the grape one, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:31 And I watched my brother eat this piece of bubble tape gum so much. And I remember where we were. We were sitting in the living room and he'd been chewing it for hours. And my brother goes, this chewing gum tastes weird. And then all of a sudden it just had turned to liquid and it disintegrates after a while running down his yeah yeah yeah and i could never eat it again after that right okay i remember seeing it at my school bite the roll like a biscuit oh yeah that's when you know you're like hey guys check this out okay hubba bubba bubble
Starting point is 00:38:00 tape you had it hold on on. 100%. Jelly shoes. My nan had them. I never had them. I don't think they're in old people's shoes, jelly shoes. My nan loved a jelly shoe. Why's your nan doing a jelly shoe? She was hit, mate. Did you not have jelly shoes? Nah, never had them.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Okay, and the last one you already said you had, Spice Girls Impulse. That is the OG, the best one to have. I think if you found a can of Spice Girls Impulse and you put it on Trade Me Now, you'd make seriously good money. I wonder if I can buy one. You reckon? Do you reckon? Do you reckon it smells any good these days? Oh, I remember because when I had it, I was too young. I hadn't
Starting point is 00:38:35 gone through puberty yet. And so I didn't really understand what it was for. So I never wore it. I just used to spray it in the lid. Oh, okay. And sit it on my desk so it would smell nice in my room. Yeah. Why didn't you put it on your body like perfume? Well, my mum never told me. Mate, I barely had a hair on
Starting point is 00:38:51 my body at that point. I didn't know what it was for. Well, there you go. If you had, I reckon if you had half of those things. I killed that list. You're cool. I killed it. What about butterfly clips in the hair? Yeah. I tried to find the list of cool things that boys had in the 90s as well. What was it?
Starting point is 00:39:08 All I found was repressed feelings. Lynx Africa. Toxic masculinity. Yeah. And G.I. Joes. And that shell necklace. Yeah, and the shell necklace, yeah. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Guess that voice. This is where you and I go head-to-head, Clint, with a fellow competitor that's on our team. And we try and get celebrities' voices the fastest. Exactly right. Let's meet our first contestant, Grace. Hi, Grace. G'day, Grace.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Hi. You're on first, so are you Team Brie or Team Clint? I'll go for Brie today. Grace. She's in. That means, Holly, you're on Team Clont. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 00:39:48 That sounds great. That does sound great. I thought so, too. Good acting, Holly. Producer Anastasia. I'm just joking. Has taken a nasty fall. So this afternoon, the game will be run by Sushif Sam.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Hi, Sushif Sam. Hello. And just so everyone knows, she's fine. She is. Because that made it sound like she wasn't. Well, she's not that good. She's had a very nasty fall. Well, she's not that good.
Starting point is 00:40:10 She's not here, is she? She's got a sore foot. She's in a moon boat. She's in the sandal version of a moon boat. Yeah, she's in a moon Birkenstock. Okay, Sushi Sam, do we have a theme this week? Yes, we do. It is famous Kiwis.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Famous Kiwis. Famous Kiwis. Okay, Holly and Grace, Br Bree and I will go first, and then you guys will go against each other for the second one, okay? But for the people, maybe Holly and Grace have played before, for those who haven't played before, Guess That Voice is a game where we will play a clip of a famous person's voice, and the first person to buzz in with the correct name will win their team a point.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Your names are your buzzers, so if you want to make a guess, you've got to buzz in. And first team to three points wins. Got it. Thank you, Sam. Okay, here we go. You're ready for the first famous keyword. We are ready. Alright, here we go. I actually have an entire esky of beef with me for you. Clint! Clint.
Starting point is 00:41:00 What do you think it is? Jacinda Cindy Ardern? It is Jacinda Ardern. Yes it is. Her voice sounds so deep. Yay. I actually have an entire Esky of Beath with me for you as a gift. It's because she said Esky. It really threw us off. Who's she trying to be?
Starting point is 00:41:14 Australian? Yeah, maybe she was on an Aussie program or something. No, that was her talking to Stephen Colbert. Oh, okay. Yeah, just the other week. Why would she say Esky? I thought she said Cola. Interesting. Okay, Grace and Holly, you guys are up. Come on, Grace. You got this, babe. B, just the other week. Why would she say esky? Why would she say cola? Interesting.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Okay, Grace and Holly, you guys are up. Come on, Grace, you got this, babe. Buzz in with your names if you know who this celebrity is. Because I was a kid and my mum played a trick on me. Grace. Oh, go get in there, Grace. Yes, Grace. Is that Taika Waititi?
Starting point is 00:41:38 It is Grace. Oh, my God, Grace. That's really delicious. Awesome. And it was, and I nearly threw up. That's Taika Waititi talking about his mum feeding him those fish oil capsules. Oh, Omega 3. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Well done, Grace and Team Brie. Nice work, Grace. God, I really have to bring the heat now. Here's celebrity number three. I always love playing against you. You know, normally the game plan was. Clint. It's Dan Carter. It is Dan Carter.
Starting point is 00:42:07 I feel like this is quite a difficult game for me. I need someone like Richie to take you out as often as possible. Who were you going to say? I was going to say Dan Carter. Oh, easy to say, Del. No, I was definitely going to say Dan Carter. I knew beforehand, but I didn't want to embarrass you. All right, Clint is on two points,
Starting point is 00:42:22 and Bree's team with Grace is on one point currently. Holly, you can win us the game here and yourself the KFC, okay? Okay. Grace isn't going to let that happen though, are you, Grace? No, I'm on to it. Here's celebrity number four. Last I heard, a ship only has one captain. Oh, Grace.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yes, Grace. The captain of this vessel says, on your feet. We're all tied up. We are all tied up. Oh, no. That means I have to actually do something. Oh, man. It's all right, Grace.
Starting point is 00:42:55 We got it. We got this, Grace. We got it. Okay, I believe in you. For the win, celebrity number five. I went to a... Clint. Clint.
Starting point is 00:43:03 It's Lord. That's Lord. If Clint didn't actually know that, you can't have taken the... Of course I knew that was... Wait, is it Lord? It is Lord. It's Lord.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Congratulations, Holly. I wanted to learn about the science that was happening down there. I'm so sorry, Grace. You were the best player here by far. My shoulders are sore. You haven't carried the team. You did. Holly, there's 50 Livin carried the team. She did. Holly, there's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming out to you.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Congratulations. Yay, thank you. Grace, let me know how much the chiropractor costs and I'll pay for it. Bree and Clint. This next story is going to anger a lot of people, especially if you've been broken up with in a brutal way. But it might make you feel better because this one is next level.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Sure. So an Aussie woman has gone viral after she revealed how her fiancé broke up with her. Okay. Right? So get this. The woman had a really bad accident. She actually, I believe, fell 10 stories.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Oh, my God. I think, yeah. And she ended up in a coma. Wow. Had a bad brain injury. Ended up in a coma for three months. She was on life support. Wow.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Horrific situation. But, and people didn't think she was going to wake up for a while. And then she started to show signs of, you know, getting better and she woke up three months later and she's okay now, thank God. But when she woke up, she had quite a lot of memory loss and didn't remember things and it slowly has come back to her in the weeks following her waking up. Right, sure.
Starting point is 00:44:41 But listen to her talk about when she remembered, obviously, that she had a fiancé and the first time that she went to call him. Once you actually finally wake up, you want your phone to call your fiancé, but you like, open the phone to a message from a woman that says, blah, blah, blah, has moved in with me and moved out of your house, and now we get together, do not contact him. And he has blocked you on every single thing, you name it. He's blocked you. You haven't heard from him for 11 months now.
Starting point is 00:45:08 He doesn't care that you nearly died with a 10% chance of living. But, you know, at least you have him. He lived through while she was in a coma. That is correct. Wow, that's next level. But not only that, when she woke up, he had blocked her on all social media. He was living with another woman and the woman that he was living with
Starting point is 00:45:28 was the one that contacted her and said stop contacting him. What a low life. She's like, I haven't been contacting him, I'm in a coma. Well, maybe she had. Maybe she'd been ringing going where's my fiance? Where's my fiance? He's not getting the calls. Exactly. Oh my god. I wonder if he went to her bedside while she was
Starting point is 00:45:44 unconscious and was like, psst. I'm breaking up with you. I'm leaving you. He takes the ring off her finger. He's like, wake up now if you disagree. No? Okay, sweet. I'll leave. Like, we joke about it but I mean, she's dodged a bullet in my opinion. What
Starting point is 00:45:59 a piece of work. It's like anything like this when we talk about people who have had bad breakups or like cheating situations, he's actually revealed his true self. And you've managed to get out just before you got married to him.
Starting point is 00:46:15 I mean, it doesn't make it better that you're in a coma or anything. No, it doesn't. But I mean, when I read that story, I was like, can it get worse than that? I don't know. A woman in Australia has shared a brutal breakup story, one of the worst I've heard, actually,
Starting point is 00:46:34 after she had quite a bad accident, which left her in a coma for three months. Yeah. And her fiancé, when she woke up, had blocked her on all social media and he was also living with another woman which is the only person she heard
Starting point is 00:46:51 from and it was only to say stop calling him, he lives with me now. He didn't even wait for her to come out of the coma to break up with her. No. He left his fiance while she was in a coma. What a piece of work. Look, we've asked for this.
Starting point is 00:47:08 We've asked you to share your brutal breakup stories with us. There are quite a few that we can't air. Yeah, they're quite bad. Some people who have taken this opportunity to dob themselves in from brutally breaking up with people. Why would you ever let... I mean, we appreciate your honesty, but why would you ever share that? Yeah, some real horrible stuff as well.
Starting point is 00:47:26 I can read this one out, though. Someone has texted her and they said, my parents broke up on a Monday, I lost my job on the Wednesday, and then my girlfriend broke up with me that night. Shit, week. Ten years ago now, so I'm over it. That is a rubbish week. And apparently he also found out the week
Starting point is 00:47:45 after that his girlfriend had been cheating on him. Oh! So, I mean, you've got the quadruple there. I was going to say, bad things happen in threes. Not in this case. You'd go, after the job loss, you'd go, well, at least nothing else can happen. And then you get a text, by the way, I cheated on you with Mark.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Oh, crap. Cool. And Mark's his boss, that's why Mark. Cool. And Mark's his boss. That's why he got fired. And Mark's also shagged up with his mum. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Would you like to talk to us about your brutal breakup? So I was living in Wellington. My girlfriend was in Palmerston North. I broke my ankle visiting her, and then she broke up with me because I couldn't visit her. Wait, what? I broke my ankle and so I couldn't go visit her as much as she wanted me to, so she broke up with me
Starting point is 00:48:34 And you broke the ankle visiting her? Yeah Wow, this is a selfish person we're talking about I don't mean to laugh, I'm laughing out of pure disbelief Oh, I laugh now, at the time I was like, are you kidding me? So how did you break your ankle, Emma? I rolled it the day after a night out, so I was actually sober.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Wow. Have you ever talked to this person again or were you like, cool, that's you? No. Pretty much no. I bet you wouldn't. I mean you've dodged a bullet as we always say on this show. Pretty much not. I bet you wouldn't. I mean, you've dodged a bullet, as we always say on this show, but like... Yeah, no, I'm happily engaged now. I've got a really lovely girlfriend now. Hey, hey, make sure you keep that ankle strength up, though, because you don't want... Oh, I've broken it again.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Oh, no! Emma. Be careful. You don't want to lose another girlfriend. Can I advise strapping the ankle? Yeah. Just, you know, for daily routine, just strap the ankle even just you know for daily routine just strap the ankle just in case. Yeah, I think that's probably a plan especially like coming up to the
Starting point is 00:49:32 wedding. Coming up to the wedding. Emma walks down the aisle, she's got the ankle strapped. Two moonboats not even injured. Someone texted and said I had a boyfriend break up with me in my bed directly after doing the deed. That is off. There's a special place for those people.
Starting point is 00:49:50 A special place. I got broken up with because in 10 days time his arranged wife was due to fly into the country and then we lost all contact. That, I wonder, I mean, can you imagine having that sprung on you? Yeah, right. Like you're actually dating someone and they go, hey, by the way.
Starting point is 00:50:09 I'm promised. I have obviously promised myself. Not currently cheating, but in 10 days' time I will actually be cheating. Yeah, so this obviously has to end. This has to end, yeah. You know. Well. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Birthday Banger to get you home on a Monday. The roads are probably wet. I've heard Auckland is just traffic logged at the moment. They keep closing the Harbour Bridge.
Starting point is 00:50:37 The weather's so bad. Yeah, the wind is just craziness. Oh, love a bit of generic weather chat. Welcome on in. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was top in the charts on your 16th, then we'll play the best one. We'll start with Susie. Kia ora, Susie.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Hi, Susie. Hi. How are you, mate? Good, thanks. How are you? Yeah, pretty good. Susie, what's your birthday? 16th April, 1999.
Starting point is 00:51:02 All right. That means you were 16 in 2015. And on your 16th birthday, let's go back there, because this was number one. Jess Glynn. I love this song. Hold my hand, Jess Glynn. I love her voice.
Starting point is 00:51:20 This song always reminds me of Love Island. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I'm actually planning on starting the new reminds me of Love Island. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I'm actually planning on starting the new Love Island tonight, actually. Yeah. So this could be a good omen. What do you think, Susie? Right.
Starting point is 00:51:32 You like some Jess Glynn? Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, okay. I do remember it, yeah, so it's all good. Cool, okay, that's a good birthday banger. Let's do it for Christy. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? How was the weekend? Yeah, good, good. Didn't get much. It was nice. Oh, quiety. Hi, Christy. Hi. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? How was the weekend? Yeah, good, good. Didn't do much. It was nice. Quiet weekend's always good as well. What's your birthday? 25th of March, 96. Alright, that means
Starting point is 00:51:54 you were 16 in 2012. And Christy, I'll give you one guess. Can you guess what was number one? Oh, I wouldn't have a clue. Well, let's have a look. If she knew what number one was, I wouldn't have a clue. Well, let's have a look. If she knew what number one was, she wouldn't have to
Starting point is 00:52:09 call up and play this game. You make a great point, Clint. You make a great point. I said a guess. Christy, you get Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae. Do you like it?
Starting point is 00:52:21 It's iconic. Carly Rae Jepsen. She's the goat. It's a good one- Rae Jepsen. She's the GOAT. It's a good one-hit wonder. Put it that way. It's a great song. I love it.
Starting point is 00:52:31 One more for Shona. Hey, Shona. Hi, Shona. Hello. Shona, I believe you're the birthday girl today. I am. Happy birthday. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Have you had a nice day? I have, thank you. Oh, good. Have you got any good gifts? Not yet. Probably later on, I'd say. But tonight is a nice day. That sounds nice. I live in hope.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Okay, give us the year, Shona, and we'll do your birthday banger for you. 1972. Okay. That's made my whole afternoon. You were 16 in 88. And Shona, here it is, the birthday girl, birthday banger. Yes, I got to have. Isn't that good for someone who's living in hope?
Starting point is 00:53:20 How much did that just align with you, Shona? That is so cool. I love that song. I love George Michael. Yeah. Yep. This is an amazing song. Such a great song.
Starting point is 00:53:32 That's my vote. Is it? Yeah. Over Jess Glynn? Yep. Jess Glynn's song's not popular enough, eh? It's not iconic. It's a fantastic song.
Starting point is 00:53:40 I love it. But it's not George Michael. Okay. Well, it's her birthday. And Shona, we've got to bring the not George Michael okay what's her birthday and Shona we gotta bring the faith for tonight for Shona
Starting point is 00:53:48 yeah Shona bring it home okay listen to that laugh Shona call us back tomorrow and um let us know how things went
Starting point is 00:53:56 blow by blow oh sorry not like that fight the good fight Shona last week we talked about Rebel Wilson who's in a same-sex
Starting point is 00:54:07 relationship her first public same-sex relationship she posted about it on Instagram didn't she she did and that's how it kind of came out or how it appeared well everyone
Starting point is 00:54:17 was like good on her happy for her that she's happy and happy that she's ready to talk about this part of her life yeah it turns out she may not have been ready uh the sydney morning herald is currently denying claims that they gave ribble wilson uh two days notice before they would out her they said either you
Starting point is 00:54:36 address it or we will address it so she beat them to it and put the photo up but she shouldn't have to do that she shouldn't be forced into sharing such personal news in that way. I thought of you when I read this story because I've known you for coming up five years. Quite a long time. And when we first started working together, you weren't as open about your relationship as you are now. And I figured this must just be,
Starting point is 00:55:02 must bring back all kinds of memories. So what does this feel like? What would this have felt like for Rebel Wilson and what did it feel like for you? Look, I think it's something that everyone in the LGBTQI plus community goes through. Yeah. You know, it is a very,
Starting point is 00:55:19 it's a very difficult thing to navigate and it's so different for everyone in the community. Some people, it's not safe to come out at a certain time. So you shouldn't. Maybe that's your journey and it should always be up to the person. It's their story to tell. It's their thing to be able to control. And I think it doesn't matter if you're 80, you're a unicorn or you're Rebel Wilson, no
Starting point is 00:55:49 one should ever take that right away from you. And I think it's a really hard thing. I mean, I've worked in media for a long time and there's been multiple times over my career where people have told me to keep it a secret. Yeah. And then I've been pressured to talk about it on air and then i've been you know and then i've gone back where people are like don't talk about that particular part of you on air so it's so difficult when there's
Starting point is 00:56:17 other people trying to control you yeah and i think it just breaks my heart reading this story about rebel wilson because i know exactly what that would feel like especially if this is her first same-sex relationship and she's only discovering this part of herself now or or experimenting with that part of herself now she like anybody else should have the freedom to enjoy that in private first right without it being on display and being critiqued by the entire world. It's not fair and it's not normal. No, it's not. And I've read the details of this story and, look,
Starting point is 00:56:55 we don't know exactly what happened. But I think it's a really kind of hard thing to navigate, even not being in the public eye yeah and so for someone like rebel wilson who is very much in the public eye yeah it's even more so do you remember this happened just last year on the am show to ryan bridge yes as well and it was accidental mark richardson did it but at the same time, it was a huge thing. That's not actually out there for me. And it sort of brought the conversation up for everybody, didn't it?
Starting point is 00:57:30 It did. And I remember watching that clip and I felt sick to my stomach. Because, I mean, was he ready to talk about that part of himself? Clearly not. in public? Obviously not because he hadn't. And it was accidental, but it's a very, very hard thing for people in our community to navigate. And so I think you just need to remember if you know someone
Starting point is 00:58:01 or if you've got someone in your family and let's say, don't ever pressure someone. No. Don't ever do that because it is the wrong thing to do. You can support someone. You can give advice or be there as an ear, but it's not your story to tell. Let those people decide that for themselves. Whether it's true or not, that
Starting point is 00:58:25 newspaper is getting hell at the moment in the media. Because I read somewhere... Because it does seem like it is true. Yeah, in the article, apparently the journalist said something like, you know, we gave her two days notice. To respond. And then she scooped the
Starting point is 00:58:41 story and posted it on her Instagram. No, mate. Like it's gotcha journalism. It's bizarre. If it's true, you've pressured someone who is already, you know, in the public eye and dealing with a million different stresses. And just, yeah, just remember that. Let people tell their own story.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Let them do it in their own time. And be supportive. You can be there be supportive but don't be their voice. They have a voice and they'll use it when they can Bree and Clint Time for the later This is the latest
Starting point is 00:59:17 Live from LA with Dean McCarthy Dean's here, one of the biggest TV shows of last year is set for a season two Dean I am so excited Dean's here. One of the biggest TV shows of last year is set for a season two, Dean. I am so excited. Squid Game. We all became obsessed with Squid Game.
Starting point is 00:59:35 The very, very, very dark and wildly successful series that aired on Netflix. Squid Game 2 is coming now. I know. Let that sink in for a second, everyone. Bloody fizzing for this. I know. I'm so excited. Here's the thing. They have not given us a release date, which is just, you know, terrible.
Starting point is 00:59:46 He did not want to do one. Actually, as you may know, this series took like over 10 years to get off the ground. He didn't want to do a second one, but I'm sure they threw like, you know, $100 million at him. All of a sudden, he was into it. Now, here's something I want to tell you about this. Now, just for those who know the series, which is everyone, obviously, Young He. Remember, Young He is the motion-censoring animatronic doll featured in one of the games.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Remember that big doll? Red light. Green light. Yep, red light, green light. You are going to be introduced to her boyfriend. Whoa! Oh, buzzy. He's like, go brown.
Starting point is 01:00:23 You're right about the director not wanting to do this season 2 by the way He did an interview that said Making season 1 was so stressful his teeth started to fall out What? He lost teeth over this show Which is kind of the perfect thing to happen Because Squid Game is so dark anyway It's dark
Starting point is 01:00:37 Yeah And it takes a while to get your head around But god it was just so well written and such a great show They have to do season 2 But that's the thing. I guess it's that where you get scared with something so successful that you don't want to stuff it up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:52 That too. You've got to go leave well enough alone. But they're going to do it. It's confirmed. It's coming to Netflix. Squid Game season two. Free and Clint. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:00 You want to know what this food shortage is? Yes. What are we about to run out of? What are they about to stop producing? Well, if you're a fan of... Sriracha I'm devastated by this news How dare they?
Starting point is 01:01:15 Hoi Fong Foods They're the people that make the Sriracha That's in the clear bottle But it's red because it's full of Sriracha And it's got the iconic green squeezy lid on top of it I know the one It's Sriracha It's the go-to Sriracha I used to got the iconic green squeezy lid on top of it. I know the one. It's sriracha. It's the go-to sriracha.
Starting point is 01:01:27 I used to have it on my key ring. Oh, did you really? Yeah, the key ring sriracha. Yeah, okay. Well, you should have kept that because they have suspended production because of a shortage of chilli peppers. They can't get enough chilli peppers.
Starting point is 01:01:39 What is going on in the world? Is it just here in New Zealand or everywhere? It's worldwide. Globally. Yeah, so if you can get your hands on it, you should do it because you can rack the price of that up on the black market. I thought you were about to say, if you can start a chilli farm, then I'd go and grow some chillies.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Well, that too. They said weather conditions have affected the quality of the peppers and they don't have enough in their storage facility. And that's the main ingredient. Without that, they can't make any of the sauce. It's times like this, which makes me realise how quickly the world would go to shit
Starting point is 01:02:11 if we went into an apocalypse. Well, yeah. But also how slowly it's going to shit because we're facing global warming. A semi-apocalypse. Yeah. It's just a slow-moving apocalypse. You know, like...
Starting point is 01:02:23 But more and more of this stuff keeps happening because of weather events and things like that. It's like how Australia can't get any lettuce at the moment. Yeah, there's no lettuces, so KFC having to use cabbage. What else have we had shortages of? So I've looked into this. There are many food crises that New Zealand's faced over the years.
Starting point is 01:02:42 There was the 2012 Marmageddon when we ran out of Marmite because of the Christchurch earthquakes. It damaged the only Marmite factory we've got. I hope we've diversified our Marmite production plants since then. Or just switched to Vegemite, the more superior mite. That's arguable. The pods fiasco where they said pods were over, but you can actually still buy them.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Yeah, I went and bought- What the hell? I went and bought, what, seven boxes worth of pods. How many did we buy as a show? Like 50 boxes. It was crazy. And they're still on sale. That was the greatest marketing stunt of all time.
Starting point is 01:03:17 The great New Zealand fan and heater crisis that happens every summer and winter because apparently New Zealanders use their fans for summer and then throw them in the bin and then next year have to buy a new fan. Yeah, in fairness. Every year we run out of fans. In fairness, the $30 fan turns out doesn't last you as long as what you thought it would. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Yeah. It's not food, but there's the great jib crisis of 2022 where builders can't get any walls for houses. It costs so much money to get any renovations done. And the toilet paper apocalypse that happens every time we have a lockdown. Every time. There's no toilet paper left. Well, there is. It's just stockpiled in everyone's houses.
Starting point is 01:03:59 So, yeah, there you go. Sriracha, if you can find any. I'm not saying panic buy, but- I'm going to buy some. I'm going to sell it on eBay. I'd get a couple of bottles of it. Or trade me. Marketplace.
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