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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast with Sous Chef Sam, he's still here.
Hi Sam.
Hello.
And no Anastasia today.
No, she had a fall.
She's had a nasty fall and she's been replaced by...
Down the stairs.
Sunky Borella.
Hi, Ella.
Hi.
Hi.
Ella's in.
She's coming off the bench, and Anastasia's done a fantastic job.
You're calling Ella a bench warmer?
I think so.
Well, you're a bench warmer, too.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
She's getting a lot of game time at the moment.
I am getting a lot of game time.
Yeah, we had a lot of injuries.
Yeah.
That's technically what it is.
Anastasia had an injury.
You're coming in warm off the bench.
And actually, Sous Chef's not here because of an injury.
He's here because of a poaching.
An expulsion.
Another team poached one of our star players.
That's true.
There was a trade.
Well, no, there wasn't.
Who did we get?
We got Sous Chef Sam.
Who already worked here.
We had to bring him up from the amateur league though
It's like going from Formula 2 to Formula 1
I'll say
Nothing wrong with Formula 2
Except that no one watches it
Except that everyone wants to be in Formula 1
Yeah exactly
They just want to be on Drive to Survive
Oh he doesn't want to be on Drive to Survive
Producer Anastasia I think it's worth noting
Because she would want us to,
was at pains to say her injury was not sustained
under the influence of alcohol.
It wasn't.
She was sober.
According to her.
There's no one there to corroborate these facts.
She's just getting clumsy in her old age.
Yeah, or she was drunk.
Or she was drunk.
How did she do it?
Was she just falling down some stairs?
I think so.
I had such a nasty fall down the stairs one time to the point where I could have died.
Really?
Have I ever told you about this story?
How big was the stairs?
So when I lived in Brisbane, I lived in a townhouse, but they've tried to squeeze as many townhouses in this one block of dirt as they could.
So they were quite, like the stairwell was quite narrow and quite steep,
like quite a steep set of stairs.
It was carpeted, but very steep set of stairs.
Anyway.
Steep stairs scare the shit out of me.
They're so scary.
Especially when I've been drinking.
And I had these wedge heels on that were quite high, right? Who did you think you were? I don't know.
I've never seen you wear a wedged heel. Well, this is probably why. Never again.
So I was running late because I was going to this thing
but I'd had a few pre-drinks. So I'd had a few Bev Regina's
and I was... In the upstairs lounge. In the upstairs lounge.
In my bedroom.
Okay, that was shower beers, okay?
It was shower beers and I was coming down the stairs and I had like my keys and my wallet and I was, you know,
when you're in a rush and I was juggling everything
and there was a railing on the side of the stairs,
like a wood railing.
Did you catch yourself on the railing?
Right, and so on the railing there's like three things
that connect the railing to the side of the wall.
From at the very top of the stairs I tripped and I fell
and I'm not joking and I've tried to grab the railing
as I was falling which I would have landed on my face
and as I've like tried to grab the railing, my hand has slipped into the railing and has caught
and nearly broke my wrist, but it's caught me to the point
where my face was like sitting up against the stair
and the like corner part of the stairwell.
Whoa.
Clint's face.
And so to this day, Because we still own that property
To this day
Like in the stairwell railing
You can see this big scratch mark
That goes for about 40 centimetres
And it was the ring that I was wearing
How are you enjoying that TV show
We're watching at the moment
The Staircase
It's very triggering
I was going to say
It must be a lot for you
Yeah legit
Everyone's like He did it He killed her And Bree's like Oh no she could have fallen down those stairs It's a staircase. It's very triggering. I was going to say, it must be a lot for you. Yeah, legit.
Everyone's like, he did it.
He killed her.
And Bree's like, oh, no, she could have fallen down those stairs.
She could have. She could have been wearing witch heels.
Oh, been there.
And a couple of shower beers.
Yeah.
But shower beers.
You know when you have that moment, though?
Like, I didn't really think too much about it at the time.
But afterwards, I was kind of like, that could have been real bad.
And I lived alone at the time.
Oh, my gosh, Brie.
Yeah.
So, shower beers and wedges, just no, no.
How sad do I say?
I lived alone.
Drinking in the shower.
A wedge, and I was drinking beers in the shower.
Shower beer and wedges sounds nice, by the way.
Yeah.
All right, Clint.
Delightful.
I'll get you a pair of wedges.
Like as a meal.
Oh, and wedges, Yeah, yeah, nice.
Have you guys ever eaten a meal in the shower?
An orange?
Apparently eating oranges are good.
Orange in the shower?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
Orange in the shower.
I'll try that.
Yeah, please.
That sounds all right.
Because it's like the warm air and the cold mist of the orange in your face.
Just wait.
No.
Just wait.
Who thinks shower water tastes different to like kitchen water? Yeah. Yeah. I tried to do power rankings on the house water your face. Just wait. Just wait. Who thinks shower water tastes different to like kitchen water?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I tried to do power rankings on the house water swabs.
It was tap water, shower water, bathroom tap water.
Yes.
What other?
Bath water?
Oh, hose water.
Hose water's different again.
Oh, I like hose water.
Hose water's got like an earthy taste to it.
I have to say, I'd be concerned if anything but regular tap water made you a number one.
No, no.
Bathroom tap water, number one.
Bathroom tap's pretty good.
It's always colder.
Seriously?
And it's on tap.
It's always colder.
Wait, I've got another one.
I've got another category.
Laundry.
Laundry tap.
The laundry tub?
No, I'm not drinking that water.
I mean, I will drink it if I have to.
I miss having baths in the laundry tub.
Remember that.
No, how do you remember that?
How long ago was it?
Actually, the other day.
How do you remember that?
You would have been a baby.
I was.
So when I was like, I don't know when I did it, but I was like, I could remember it.
We can organise it if you want.
I had my last proper bathtub.
To be fair, I think Anastasia
needs some bathing
so if you want to
head around,
pop her in the
laundry tub,
it'll be up at
a nice,
good standing height
for you.
Yeah.
Okay,
that'll do everybody.
You can let us know
your thoughts on the
best water in the house
on our podcast
family page.
And also be careful
on the stairs.
Oh yeah.
Sage advice everybody.
Those windshields will get you. They will. The yes for drills. on the stairs. Sage advice everybody. Those windshields will get you.
They will.
The yes for drills.
Enjoy the podcast.
Afternoon everybody.
Happy Monday.
Welcome to the show.
It's Bree and Clint.
Happy Monday everyone. good to be here.
How pounded have we been getting by the weather over the last 24 hours, all over the country.
Generic weather chat.
Well it's not generic, it's actually quite unique.
New Zealand's had two thirds of its lightning strikes in one day.
In one day!
Two thirds the number of lightning strikes we get in a whole year. We got them one day. In one day. Two thirds the number of lightning strikes
we get in a whole year.
We got them one day.
Wait, what?
Say we had a lot of lightning.
Mate, how much lightning have we been having?
Sorry, I'm on board now.
Yep.
I've got a mate.
All that rain.
I'll tell you.
I've got a mate who has moved to a rural property.
Yeah.
And he sent us, you'll like this, he sent us a photo this morning.
There was a tree down on his property covering the driveway.
Right.
Well, semi-covering the driveway, but it's a shared driveway.
So he drove under the tree and texted us and said he hopes his neighbour just deals with it later.
That's not the deal, is it?
If you find the tree down, isn't it your job to go out there with the chainsaw and sort it out?
Yeah, but not if they don't know you saw it first.
You know?
They'll go, how did you get to work?
There was a tree over the driveway.
Oh, no, I stayed in town last night.
Stayed in town.
Well, if you're listening now, I know what you did.
And now a lot of other people know what Matt did.
We know what you did.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Tradies
versus ladies.
Right, back again on a Monday
and a score update for you.
The tradies sitting on 51, the ladies
38. Good little clawback
by the ladies last week. Let's meet our lady
first. She is
the partner of a tradie
who wants to win. Okay, so is she playing for the ladies or a tradie who wants to win.
Okay, so is she playing for the ladies or the tradies?
Welcome to the show.
It's Christy.
Hi, Christy.
Hello, how are you?
I want to know about you, though, Christy.
What are you doing with yourself these days?
So I'm a mortgage broker.
Lovely.
Wouldn't mind to get your number after the show.
Yeah, absolutely.
Got any free mortgages at the moment to give out? Obviously, lovely. Would you mind to get your number after the show? Yeah, absolutely. Got any free mortgages at the moment to give out?
Obviously, yep. All the money's free.
It'll go through me.
Is there any no-interest mortgages?
Because that's what I'm really looking for.
No, just cost your mum and your dad.
Negative interest when the bank pays me.
Yeah, the bank of M&D.
Plenty of those.
Let's meet your opposition today.
Our tradie is 23.
He's from Christchurch.
And last time, he won tradie versus lady when he played.
Welcome to the show, Cameron.
G'day, Cameron.
How long ago was that?
How long since you played?
Oh, I wouldn't even be able to take a guess, eh?
Yeah, he's a veteran.
Long time ago, that means.
Yeah, long time ago.
So, it's a new game today, isn't it?
Totally.
Cameron, your buzzer is Cheney.
Christy, your buzzer is Lady.
First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Who played the character Benjamin Button in the movie
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?
Yes, Christy.
Red Cat.
Spot on, Christy.
Was he all the ages of Benjamin Button? He was. He. Red Cat. It's spot on, Christy. Was he all the ages of Benjamin Button?
He was.
He was all CGI.
Even the baby?
Yep, definitely.
It was the baby.
I'll say he was.
Yeah.
Nailed that one.
He's that good.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
Justin Bieber has revealed in a video on his Instagram
that he's suffering from a form of facial paralysis.
Who is Justin Bieber married to?
Trady. Trady.
Lady.
Yes, Cameron.
Hayley Bieber.
Hayley Bieber, or we would have accepted Hayley Baldwin as well.
Her previous maiden name.
Question number three, one apiece.
The All Black squad for 2022 was just named.
Name one All Black coach, past or present.
Trady.
Lady.
Yes, Cameron. Trudy. Lady. Cameron.
Richard McGaw.
No, Richard McGaw has not coached the All Blacks.
Christy.
Come on, swoop in, lady.
Wayne Smith.
Wayne Smith.
Wayne Smith is correct.
All right.
He's assistant coach, but we'll accept Wayne Smith.
Nice work.
Oh, no, no, he was head coach as well.
Actually, I take that back.
Yep, yep, you're good.
You're good.
Christy's like, Clint. Whoa. he was head coach as well. Actually, I take that back. Yep, yep, you're good, you're good. Christy's like, Clint.
Whoa.
Nailed it, Christy.
That means you got two on the board, two to the ladies,
one to the tradies.
Question number four.
Name the song that this lyric is from.
If you're going to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends.
If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. If you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends.
That might have made it worse.
I think it's the name of the song they're struggling with.
Right.
They could give you the artist, but could they give you the name?
Three, two, one.
Lady.
Yes.
Christy.
Spice Girls here, but what's the name of the song?
Oh, I forget.
Move on.
We're looking for wannabe. We're looking for Wannabe.
Wannabe.
Oh.
All right, question number five.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Heidi.
Christy for the win.
Lady Gaga.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Christy, you might have a tradie wanting to win,
but you've just done the business.
Yes.
Christy, I love you.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
That's the Kid LAROI and A Thousand Miles Away.
Found this really interesting article.
What are you laughing at?
Oh, no, I thought maybe you'd do a segue off the title of that song,
A Thousand Miles Away.
Missed it.
You're missing, you're slipping.
Mate.
You're slipping in your radio pedigree there.
I thought I was meant to get better the more I did this job.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you want to meet?
No, no, I'll give you another chance.
We can just do it again.
So let me come out of the song again, okay.
Brian Clint, that's the Kid Leroy and A Thousand Miles Away.
We'll edit this part in.
Yeah, yeah, you drop it in.
Speaking of A Thousand Miles Away,
have you heard about the latest trend of people
switching the city life for the country life?
She's done it.
Well done.
Oh, mate.
Where's the applause?
Wait, can you do that last bit of it again?
Just do what you said with switching the city life.
Is switching from the city bit for the city life.
Is switching from the city life for a country life?
I mean, just give us the radio award already.
This is gold-plated radio.
This is how it's done, guys.
Take note.
We're just kicking ass and taking names. That's enough husking.
No, for real, though, this is quite an interesting trend
that apparently real estate agents are seeing.
What, people who are ditching the glamorous city
to go and live in the country.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, but it's not just people.
It's millennials.
Oh, okay.
Oh, because they want to get on the housing ladder.
Exactly.
Well, there's a few different reasons,
but they're saying they're seeing this trend.
It's because it's about property prices,
wanting a bigger house and more space,
which I mean to start a family maybe.
Yeah, totally.
And just a quieter way of life.
So you're talking about your average 27, 28, 29-year-old
who's ditching the bright lights of Invercargill
to go and set up shop in Gore.
Yeah.
Is that what you're saying?
Exactly.
Settle down right next to the brown trout.
I love that brown trout.
Me too.
Best attraction in New Zealand.
Best trout-based attraction.
Yes.
Except for maybe the trout in Taupo.
That's a good trout too.
That is a good trout.
That's a good trout.
Top two.
Those are the top two trout.
I mean, there is a good trout place.
Oh, no, that's salmon.
That's all right.
That's salmon-based.
No, but this is something that apparently they reckon
it could have been due to COVID
or it could just be the case of, you know,
rising inflation rates, how much it costs to live.
Look, I reckon COVID was a big part of it
because for two years you haven't been able to go out
and do your city things.
You haven't been able to go and drink at the waterfront
or just live an urban lifestyle, you know.
So if you've been removed from it, then you go,
well, actually, what is really important?
What's keeping me here then? And you've probably
gone, it's my family, or
it could be
a friend group. You might
make a pact as a group that you're all
going to migrate that way, kind of thing, you know?
Like geese.
Yeah. Hey guys, you want to do
as the geese do? I just think
COVID gave everybody a reality check.
Yeah, I think it's partly to do with COVID,
but I mean with cost of living,
it's nearly impossible as a millennial these days to be able to,
depends where you're living obviously,
but to afford a home, have the amount of kids you want.
Say you want more than one kid.
Yeah.
They cost a lot.
Take it from me.
From what I've heard.
I've got two of them and it is not going well. They cost a lot. Take it from me. From what I've heard. I've got two of them and it is not going
well. They cost a fortune.
And you don't want them growing up in
a tiny apartment where you pay $800
a week. No, it's not realistic. Like you do in Auckland.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not
the Kiwi dream, is it? It isn't.
No. It isn't the Kiwi dream. I totally
get this, hey, because
it is that quieter way
of life where you've already got enough
stress.
Yeah, but you're from the country, so I can get that.
I feel like you can take the girl out of the country, but you can never take the country
out of the girl.
Am I right, mate?
Oh, no, you're not from the country.
Yeah, mate, I couldn't stand it.
I'd be like, boring, boring.
But you've never done it.
Boring.
Why am I living all the way out here?
Mate, things you can do in the country that you can't do here.
What?
Four wheelers.
I was going to say burnouts.
Four wheelers.
You can go on an ATV tour whenever you want.
Wow, that sounds cool.
Horses.
Yeah.
You can go swimming.
That sounds like so much more fun than being in close proximity of a supermarket.
You can let off fireworks whenever you want.
I mean, come on. Bon can let off fireworks whenever you want.
I mean, come on.
Pond fires.
That's a good tool.
The latest trend that apparently real estate agents are seeing is a big shift of millennials swapping the big city life
for the country life.
Yep, they've gone.
Get me some space, get me some horse crap, get me out of here.
Wait a minute.
You're telling me I can buy this house and it's not going to cost me $1.8 million?
Wow.
So is it awesome or is it boring?
We wanted to ask some people who have done it.
Cameron Ticket.
Hey, Cameron.
Hi, Cameron.
Hey, how are you guys doing?
Good, thank you, mate.
Have you done this, switch the big city life for the country life?
Well, I actually live in the city, but every day I drive out and I work on a farm.
Oh, okay.
How is that?
Yeah, it's, I mean, the drive sucks, but once you're out in the country, it's absolutely beautiful.
I love spending my days outside, not in the office.
Oh, yeah.
Could you live out?
Yeah, sorry, yeah.
No, the best part of it is when you work with horses, it's acceptable to swear at them.
You can't do that in an office.
That's so true.
You swear at your co-workers, which are horses.
Could you live out there, though?
Could you spend your weekends out there as well?
Or do you like being in the city so you can go out to the bars and stuff?
No, absolutely.
I can't.
I'm moving out there soon.
I absolutely can't wait.
Why would you want to be in the traffic?
Take me with you, Cameron.
I can live in like a sleepout out the back or something.
Okay, all right.
Thanks, Cameron.
Jenna's here.
Hi, Jenna.
Hi, Jenna.
Hey, so we left good old Hamilton and moved out to Oaxahanga,
Honokiwi, about seven years ago.
The kids struggle a little bit, but I would change a thing.
The fact that my neighbours could see in my windows,
and, well, hey, I wasn't in the best suburb.
There was a drug dealer next door as well.
With a great incentive to head out to the country,
it wouldn't change a thing.
I travel into town every day,
bar the weekend.
So as soon as I get home, it's like,
yep, it's the weekend.
We can do what we want.
It's my own piece of paradise.
What do you do now that your neighbours can't see in your windows?
Are you a full naked family?
Do you hang out with your clothes off?
Nah, the children don't really like that idea,
but the fact that one's 20 and one's 16,
I'm hanging out for the day.
Like this weekend, they went home.
So, hey, come on.
No one's coming.
And I've got dogs.
So if someone's coming up the driveway, I've got to go.
Nah, Jenna, I'm totally buying into this.
I love it. Someone else on the text machine said, I have done the opposite
and moved to the city from the country
to be able to afford our first
home as buying land in Taranaki
is really expensive. Oh yeah, okay.
And one year in, I regret it
massively. Will be doing my time and
moving on back. Oh really, they don't like
the city life. Yeah.
Fair enough.
There you go.
Maybe there's something in that for you.
I hear horses are pretty expensive, though.
You don't need to have horses, though.
You can have guinea pigs.
They're not too expensive.
I could be a guinea pig farmer.
Okay, sign me up.
Why not?
Bree and Clint.
Time to head to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy.
From iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, rumours are Will Smith's career could be back on track.
Does he have a movie coming up?
He does, guys.
Here's the word on the street in Hollywood today
that I Am Legend 2 is in the works.
Amazing.
First of all, I would love to see an I Am Legend 2.
Whatever you think about Will Smith right now,
that movie would be incredible.
But look, here's the thing.
I don't think it's going to be happening anytime soon.
I mean, they are working on it.
It's going to be a couple of years in production.
And I think by the time it hits the press marketing campaign,
everyone may have probably moved on.
Here's the thing.
This is all going to, of course, remember, next year Oscars,
all of this is going to come to the surface again.
Okay, so next year Oscars, remember,
it's another big resurgence of this Will Smith slap debacle.
But after that, it's going to start to die down.
So, you know, hopefully by the time I Am Legend 2 comes out,
you know, maybe people will have moved on.
Oh, my God, I'm so keen.
I Am Legend is one of my all-time favourite Will Smith movies.
Yeah.
But it was also one of the worst, like, open-ended endings ever.
Was it set up for a sequel?
Yes!
So they've done a good job of picking a Will Smith project
that couldn't star anyone but Will Smith.
Like, you couldn't replace Will Smith in I Am Legend.
He's the only character.
Well, you could because he technically...
No spoilers, I haven't actually seen it.
Oh, well, you should have seen it.
Spoiler alert.
He dies at the end of the first movie.
Well, that's what appears.
Right.
So technically you could kill someone else.
Yeah, true.
But that's what it appears to have happened.
Well, obviously he doesn't.
Well, how do we know?
Well, because he's starring in I Am Legend 2.
He could be playing his twin brother.
Oh, what a twist.
The ghost of.
The ghost of Will Smith.
Or Will Smith's got a new name now.
He's like, oh, no, that was Will who did that slap.
No, that was a different one.
I'm actually Bill.
Morpheus.
Yeah.
Wrong movie.
Sorry, guys.
Bree and Clint.
Oh, yeah, it's my turn.
This is exciting, guys.
You've got some big fashion news for us.
This is super massive fashion news about buttons.
Now before we start the show, we always talk about ideas a little bit.
And I thought it was just common knowledge that everyone knew how you could tell the difference from a female button-up shirt to a male button-up shirt.
Yeah, and I said the female one's got room for the boobies in it.
That's how you tell.
No, that is not how you tell.
It's got two boobie holders.
Well, no, that's not it at all, actually.
Shelf bra, is that what you guys call it?
A shelf bra.
No, no.
So I thought this was common knowledge that people knew women's shirts
have buttons on the left side, I believe it is,
and male shirts have the buttons on the right side of the shirt.
That blew my freaking mind when you said that.
I did not know that was a thing at all.
How did you not know that?
Well, because I don't button up any women's shirts.
That's why you always have those female.
I don't unbutton many women's shirts either.
And you always wear those female blouses to work.
They do look nice on you, though.
And you know what?
You can wear whatever you want.
It's 2022.
If I had worn a female shirt, I would know,
because instinctively you know what side the buttons happen on.
It's just in your brain.
And if it was backwards, I'd go, wait a second,
this is all back to France.
So when you think about it right, for us females,
if you're right-handed, it's harder for us to do up our buttons.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If a men's shirt is made for a right-handed man, then yeah, you're at a disadvantage.
So, I mean, if that's blown your mind this afternoon, then I mean, great,
I've already done my job.
Yeah.
But I've got another piece of info that's going to blow your mind even further.
Go on.
As to why it's like that.
Yeah, that's what I want to know.
Like why have they done that?
Why do female button-up shirts have the buttons on the left side
and males' shirts on the right side?
I suggested an idea before the show which you haven't confirmed or denied yet.
Is it so that the boobies don't fall out of the shirt?
Stop talking about boobies or I'll text your wife.
Right.
Your obsession with boobies.
God, come on, guys.
So apparently back when buttons were invented was in the 13th century.
Wait, buttons were invented?
Okay, yeah.
I mean, they had to be invented.
Yeah, I guess they had to be invented. And the concept of buttoning, using it to button up like a shirt or something.
Yeah, okay.
So they were invented in the 13th century.
And like most new technology, it was expensive when it was new.
Buttons!
Yeah.
So wealthy women back then actually didn't dress themselves.
They would dress by what's called the ladies' maid.
Right.
And, I mean, can you imagine back in the day they would have all those undergarments,
the big dresses that they wore?
I mean, look at, what's that show that everyone loves?
Bridgerton.
Bridgerton.
Yeah.
So, apparently, they used to put the buttons
on the left-hand side because the maid is obviously
standing in front of the woman and it's for a right-handed person.
It makes, you know, more sense.
Yeah. So, technically, it's on their right hand. So so it stems all the way back to there so that's what they
reckon yeah yeah and then um for the men's shirts they say there's quite a few different theories
but apparently always on the right side because but it depends on the time period but they say
because most people are right-handed so they put them on the right side. Buzzy G.
So men's shirts
are made to be done up themselves and women's
shirts are made to be done up by someone else.
Is that what it... Well, that's what they're
saying is why it's like that.
Who knew?
Yeah. Who knew? I'm definitely
going home to try on some of my wife's shirts though.
What do you mean?
You're wearing one today.
Shut up.
Bree and Clint.
Yesterday at approximately 2.34pm, I received this inbox on my Instagram.
Hi there, wave emoji.
Sorry to bother you.
Would you be interested in sharing feet pics with me for money?
Only if you're interested, of course.
Nah.
No, thank you.
Surely no, thank you.
I mean, obviously this person doesn't realise
there's a plethora of my feet pics on the internet.
Yeah, Bree's featured on wikifeet.com.
We found it the other day.
They've got your feet stats.
They've got your size.
Yeah.
And you were rated a four out of five, your feet.
Which I don't know what they were looking at,
but I've seen my feet.
They're not a four out of five.
I've smelt your feet.
They are not a four out of five.
Oh, my feet don't smell.
Good.
You smell my Ugg boots that are 12 years old.
No smell.
They gave you a four out of five
just by scraping photos of your feet
off random Instagram posts. Yes. Which weren't feet-centric pictures either. They just scraping photos of your feet off random Instagram posts.
Yes.
Which weren't feet-centric pictures either.
They just happened to feature your feet.
Oh, one in the hot tub was all about your feet.
And I think maybe you were being a bit flirtatious there
because you know there's interest in your feet.
No, I don't.
And you were like, it's like showing a little bit of cleavage.
You're like, oh, give the people a little taster.
Absolutely not.
Give them a little bit of a tease.
Tease them a little bit.
Drive the price up.
I've got ugly feet and I avoid posting them at all costs.
Yeah.
But I shared a story with you off air where I was telling you,
it was about this time last year or end of last year
when Celebrity Treasure Island was on.
Yeah.
And I got an inbox from a lovely person.
They were actually real sweet about it.
I was fine.
You're so fond of all
the people who want to buy your foot stuff.
You're like, they're some of my best friends.
They're lovely.
I was just saying he was kind
about it. Anyway, I get this message from
a guy and he says to me,
Hi there, loving celebrity
Treasure Island. You're fantastic on it.
I said, stop. And he goes, no, really?
Okay, that part I can't remember if that happened. But he was like, hey, I've been watching celebrity Treasure Island. I're fantastic on it. I said, stop. And he goes, no, really? Okay, that part I can't remember if that happened.
But he was like, hey, I've been watching Celebrity Treasure Island.
I noticed that you wear Doc Martens on the show, boots.
Yeah.
And he said, just wondering what size they are.
And I thought that he wanted to get a pair for himself, you know,
because I get in boxes like that sometimes.
Where did you get that singlet from?
And I said to him, I think they're a size 10 ladies.
Why did you want to get yourself a pair?
And he goes, oh, can I buy yours off you?
And I thought maybe he's, you know, innocent me.
I thought maybe he's just looking for a pair of docs
and he wants a cheap pair.
How naive.
And I said, oh, look, I'm not really in the market
for selling them.
You can buy, you know, secondhand pairs. He goes, not really the reason I wanted to buy yours. And I said, oh, look, I'm not really in the market for selling them. You can buy, you know, secondhand pairs.
He goes, not really the reason I wanted to buy yours.
And I was like, cool.
You tell the rest of that story.
What?
Bree asked him how much.
You entered into a negotiation with him over the shoes and you said, look, how much are you willing to pay?
I mean, I'm curious to know.
And he said he would pay.
$1,000. $1,000 for a pair of your used shoes. I mean, I'm curious to know about these shoes. And he said he would pay $1,000. $1,000
for a pair of your used shoes.
I mean, Docs aren't cheap.
Not cheap, are they? But they're not $1,000
either. That's about a 500%
inflation on a pair of Docs
boots. Yeah. Right? So, anyway,
if anyone's got a
cheap pair of Docs, I can buy
because I need a new
pair now.
Nah, look, I said nah. Look,
I'm very flattered, but I feel
bad for selling them for that much. People
do do it though, eh? People do
sell their feet packs.
Yeah.
Are you on the foot hustle? Are you selling
dim feet packs, girl?
Or boy? Do people buy boys feet packs?
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Depends what people are into. Not asking for myself, but I don't cut my toenails enough.
Oh.
Oh.
But I would if I was in the-
How long are they?
I would if I was in the foot pic market.
How long are your toenails?
I don't know, because I usually wear socks, so.
Are you forced to wear socks in bed because your wife Lucy's like,
don't touch me with those big claws?
This is not about my feet.
It's about everybody else's.
You've been offered money for your feet pics and your used shoes.
So we want to know, is this a viable market?
Jordan's called up.
Hi, Jordan.
Hi, Jordan.
Hi, how are you guys?
You sent someone a video of your feet for $1,000.
Yeah.
What?
It was a public holiday and so he messaged me.
I'm a broke uni student.
I was like, I'm here for that.
I sent him a minute long video and he sent me a bank uni student. I was like, I'm here for that. I sent him a minute-long video
and he sent me a bank statement,
but it was fake and I got scammed.
Oh, no.
Jordan.
You got scammed out of your foot video.
Yeah, it was pretty good, though.
I rated it.
What did your feet do for a whole minute?
Like, if I had to make a minute-long...
Yeah, what were you doing with your feet?
So it was me and my friend. We were both massaging each other's feet. feet do for a whole minute? What were you doing with your feet?
It was me and my friend.
We were both massaging each other's feet.
You made your friend get involved too.
Yeah, I couldn't do it by myself. Were you going to split the money
with her?
No.
You're like, I want to give you a foot massage for free
but I want to film it.
He did also ask for my shoes as well.
I'm so glad you didn't send them.
You need a deposit for the shoes.
No.
Please tell me you did not include your face
in the video of your feet.
No, definitely not.
It's just feet, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Well, there you go, Bree.
There's a cautionary tale.
You could get scammed out of it.
I mean, scammed, but good story.
I mean, you wouldn't do it again after being scammed.
No one got hurt, I guess.
Unless you got a foot massage out of it.
Well, the feet's feelings got hurt.
This lady wants to be anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hey, guys.
You had a foot pic Instagram.
Is that true?
I did.
I ran it under like a pseudonym.
I had like a few thousand followers.
I used socks on eBay.
Oh!
I also DMed.
Oh, you're like well
you're experienced in this
business. Yeah, I've seen socks all over the world.
Canada was a big place to send
socks to. Really? Canada likes dirty
socks. The cold place.
Yeah.
So give us some
stats. What would a feet pic
go for?
So often they just kind of would buy a pair
of socks and want a couple photos with the
pair that they bought.
What was the package worth?
I would sell the pic
for like $10 each with the pair
of socks and then you could charge
a premium on how many days
they wanted them worn. So I'd charge an extra
15 days each day that
they wanted their socks worn. $15. But how much is the socks? You've got to pay for the socks as well. worn, so I charged like an extra 15 days each day that they wanted their socks worn.
$15.
But how much is the socks?
You've got to pay for the socks as well.
Yeah, so people would bid on the socks, and they could pay the extras later.
So the most I sold a pair of socks for was $75 US,
and then they added on whatever they wanted.
Anonymous, how long did you run this business for, and what made you stop?
I did it for like a good two years while I was a student.
I even wrote my partner into it and we sold a pair of his old work boots.
Wow.
I love it.
What's the longest you went wearing one pair of socks without washing them for sale?
I had a limit of three days.
I couldn't do it after three days.
I wonder because back in the day when I played, you know, soccer,
I used to not wash my game socks if we won because I thought it was bad luck.
I would be able to sell those for a fortune.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Those would be a biohazard.
They'd get picked up by customs.
They literally were stiff.
The sniffer dog would go, oh.
By the end of the season, they'd be stiff as a board.
That's so gross.
And if you were selling socks on eBay, that was allowed,
but they don't allow for nudity, what they call nudity in the photos.
So you would have to take photos, like, with your feet,
but one foot with the sock on and then one foot with the sock off.
That is fascinating.
Yeah.
What?
Wow.
Okay. But you're out of the foot game now? I'm out of. Yeah. What? Wow. Okay.
But you're out of the foot game now?
I'm out of business now.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Have you ever thought about going back though?
Sometime.
Tim did, yeah.
Tim did.
I love it, Anonymous.
Thanks for the insight.
That is fascinating.
Okay, I still reckon we take a photo of my feet and send them to the guy and charge him
for pictures of my feet.
Can you just imagine?
We can shave my legs.
Be like, why do your toes have so much hair on them?
Because I'm in New Zealand, duh, Hobbit country.
Children of the 90s, listen up.
In particular, girls of the 90s.
That's you.
That's me. I've found a list of cool things that girls had in the 90s.
Oh, this is awkward because I wasn't cool.
No, they're cool things that normal girls had.
Are you sure?
I don't actually know.
Yeah.
Well, we'll know how cool you were in the 90s once we do this list with you, okay?
I think the things on this list are pretty iconic.
I remember my cousins.
I didn't
have a sister in the 90s um well late 90s but she was a baby um is the spice girls impulse deodorant
on there because i had it i'll give it to you right now the spice girls impulse deodorant i
knew it would be is on there had it so you had that 100 okay let's go through this list together
and you can tell me how many of these things you had. First up, cool things that cool girls in the 90s had.
Anything that was groovy chick branded.
Had a pencil case.
You had a groovy chick pencil case?
Yeah.
Damn, how cool were you?
Yeah, mate.
Very 90s, eh?
Killing it.
Very 90s.
She kind of looks like the female version of Doug.
Remember Doug?
Yeah, kind of.
She also kind of looks like the Lizzie McGuire cartoon
that used to come up on the screen.
Yeah, she does.
Okay, anything groovy chick branded, you had it.
Well done.
Next thing, roller skates.
Did you have roller skates?
Of course I had them.
Did you?
They were white with pink wheels.
Roller skates, not roller blades.
Roller skates, but I also had roller blades.
Because I had roller blades.
I had both.
Yeah, but I never claimed to be a cool girl.
Forty. Yeah, okay. Were claimed to be a cool girl. 40.
Yeah, okay.
Were you any good at them though?
No.
No.
No, there's this video where my nan is trying to take us around the roller skating rink and I take her out and knock her legs out from the back of it.
They're very trendy at the moment, roller skates.
They are, aren't they?
Yeah.
Especially the ones that light up.
Have you seen those?
The girls on 60 Seconds that were roller skating?
Yeah. They were so cool. Roller derby. We should get into roller derby, you and I. Yeah. Especially the ones that light up. Have you seen those? The girls on 60 Seconds that were roller skating? Yeah.
They were so cool.
Roller derby.
We should get into roller derby, you and I.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I don't trust my knees.
Okay, next thing cool girls had in the 90s, Polly Pocket.
I mean, who didn't have a Polly Pocket?
Did you have a Polly Pocket as well?
Yeah.
I think you might be cooler than you remember.
Maybe I was a bit cooler than I thought.
Is Polly Pocket cool now?
Is Polly Pocket still around?
It's vintage now.
Tui's into My Little Pony, my daughter at the moment.
Had those two.
That's made it through.
My Little Pony was the best.
Except Tui calls it, so cute, Tui calls it Your Little Pony.
Why?
Because every time I say to her, hey, where's My Little Pony?
She hasn't got the context.
So whenever she finds it, she goes,
look, daddy, it's your little pony.
That's so cute. Very cute.
But you don't understand.
Okay, next. Copyright. It's
the other version of my little pony.
What's that? It's like the cheap version.
Your little pony.
I've never seen this one
before. Did you have Sabrina the Teenage
Witch magazine? Sabrina the Teenage Witch magazine?
Sabrina the Teenage Witch Was one of my all time favourite shows
And I had it
Did you?
Because I was so obsessed with that show
So I had everything
I mean we even adopted a black cat
Called it Salem
We adopted a black cat too
And named it Sabrina
We got it mixed up
The cat's called Sabrina And everyone was like yeah yeah Like from Sabrina We adopted a black cat too and named it Sabrina. We got mixed up.
The cat's called Sabrina.
And everyone was like, yeah, yeah, from Sabrina.
Right.
And then a couple of years after we named the cat,
we were like, wait, the cat's name was Salem.
Damn it.
Hey, you had that too.
What about this?
Johnson and Johnson strawberry detangler.
Oh, I don't think I did.
Is that a no?
I'm surprised you didn't have that because I've seen pictures of you as a kid and you had an
afro. Full on, yeah. You were a frizzy
Lizzie. Probably because I didn't have that.
Good point. Okay, the
one thing you haven't had so far, lip
smackers. Oh, 100%.
I still have them. Do they still make it?
Yeah. Lip smacker branded lip smacker.
Well, in Aussie they still make them. Oh, the
cotton candy one? Delish. What about... You they still make them. Oh, the cotton candy one.
Delish.
What about...
You weren't meant to eat it, but we all did.
I had this and I wasn't a cool girl.
Hubba Bubba bubble tape.
Oh, yeah.
I still get that every now and then.
Do you have that in Australia?
Yeah.
Hubba Bubba.
We used to...
Like I think it's a New Zealand recipe or something.
I didn't get it for a long, long time because I watched my brother one time.
He begged and begged my mum to get him some.
And finally she bought him the purple ones.
Yeah, the grape one, yeah.
And I watched my brother eat this piece of bubble tape gum so much.
And I remember where we were.
We were sitting in the living room and he'd been chewing it for hours.
And my brother goes, this chewing gum tastes weird.
And then all of a sudden it just
had turned to liquid and it disintegrates after a while running down his yeah yeah yeah and i could
never eat it again after that right okay i remember seeing it at my school bite the roll like a
biscuit oh yeah that's when you know you're like hey guys check this out okay hubba bubba bubble
tape you had it hold on on. 100%. Jelly shoes.
My nan had them.
I never had them.
I don't think they're in old people's shoes, jelly shoes. My nan loved a jelly shoe.
Why's your nan doing a jelly shoe?
She was hit, mate.
Did you not have jelly shoes?
Nah, never had them.
Okay, and the last one you already said you had, Spice Girls Impulse.
That is the OG, the best one to have.
I think if you found a can of Spice Girls Impulse and you put it on Trade Me Now, you'd make seriously
good money. I wonder if I can buy one.
You reckon? Do you reckon?
Do you reckon it smells any good these days?
Oh, I remember
because when I had it, I was too young. I hadn't
gone through puberty yet.
And so I didn't really understand what it was
for. So I never wore it. I just used to
spray it in the lid. Oh, okay.
And sit it on my desk so it would smell nice
in my room. Yeah. Why didn't you put it on your body
like perfume? Well, my mum never
told me. Mate, I barely had a hair on
my body at that point. I didn't know what
it was for. Well, there you go. If you had,
I reckon if you had half of those things.
I killed that list.
You're cool. I killed it. What about
butterfly clips in the hair? Yeah.
I tried to find the list of cool things that boys had in the 90s as well.
What was it?
All I found was repressed feelings.
Lynx Africa.
Toxic masculinity.
Yeah.
And G.I. Joes.
And that shell necklace.
Yeah, and the shell necklace, yeah.
Bree and Clint.
Guess that voice.
This is where you and I go head-to-head, Clint,
with a fellow competitor that's on our team.
And we try and get celebrities' voices the fastest.
Exactly right.
Let's meet our first contestant, Grace.
Hi, Grace.
G'day, Grace.
Hi.
You're on first, so are you Team Brie or Team Clint?
I'll go for Brie today.
Grace.
She's in.
That means, Holly, you're on Team Clont.
Hi.
Hi.
That sounds great.
That does sound great.
I thought so, too.
Good acting, Holly.
Producer Anastasia.
I'm just joking.
Has taken a nasty fall.
So this afternoon, the game will be run by Sushif Sam.
Hi, Sushif Sam.
Hello.
And just so everyone knows, she's fine.
She is.
Because that made it sound like she wasn't.
Well, she's not that good.
She's had a very nasty fall.
Well, she's not that good.
She's not here, is she?
She's got a sore foot.
She's in a moon boat.
She's in the sandal version of a moon boat.
Yeah, she's in a moon Birkenstock.
Okay, Sushi Sam, do we have a theme this week?
Yes, we do.
It is famous Kiwis.
Famous Kiwis.
Famous Kiwis.
Okay, Holly and Grace, Br Bree and I will go first,
and then you guys will go against each other for the second one, okay?
But for the people, maybe Holly and Grace have played before,
for those who haven't played before,
Guess That Voice is a game where we will play a clip of a famous person's voice,
and the first person to buzz in with the correct name will win their team a point.
Your names are your buzzers, so if you want to make a guess, you've got to buzz in. And first
team to three points wins. Got it.
Thank you, Sam. Okay, here we go.
You're ready for the first
famous keyword. We are ready.
Alright, here we go.
I actually have an entire esky of
beef with me for you. Clint! Clint.
What do you think it is? Jacinda
Cindy Ardern? It is Jacinda Ardern.
Yes it is. Her voice sounds so deep.
Yay.
I actually have an entire Esky of Beath with me for you as a gift.
It's because she said Esky.
It really threw us off.
Who's she trying to be?
Australian?
Yeah, maybe she was on an Aussie program or something.
No, that was her talking to Stephen Colbert.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, just the other week.
Why would she say Esky?
I thought she said Cola.
Interesting. Okay, Grace and Holly, you guys are up. Come on, Grace. You got this, babe. B, just the other week. Why would she say esky? Why would she say cola? Interesting.
Okay, Grace and Holly, you guys are up.
Come on, Grace, you got this, babe.
Buzz in with your names if you know who this celebrity is.
Because I was a kid and my mum played a trick on me.
Grace.
Oh, go get in there, Grace.
Yes, Grace.
Is that Taika Waititi?
It is Grace.
Oh, my God, Grace.
That's really delicious.
Awesome.
And it was, and I nearly threw up.
That's Taika Waititi talking about his mum feeding him those fish oil capsules.
Oh, Omega 3.
Yeah.
Well done, Grace and Team Brie.
Nice work, Grace.
God, I really have to bring the heat now.
Here's celebrity number three.
I always love playing against you.
You know, normally the game plan was. Clint.
It's Dan Carter.
It is Dan Carter.
I feel like this is quite a difficult game for me.
I need someone like Richie to take you out as often as possible.
Who were you going to say?
I was going to say Dan Carter.
Oh, easy to say, Del.
No, I was definitely going to say Dan Carter.
I knew beforehand, but I didn't want to embarrass you.
All right, Clint is on two points,
and Bree's team with Grace is on one point currently.
Holly, you can win us the game here and yourself the KFC, okay?
Okay.
Grace isn't going to let that happen though, are you, Grace?
No, I'm on to it.
Here's celebrity number four.
Last I heard, a ship only has one captain.
Oh, Grace.
Yes, Grace.
The captain of this vessel says, on your feet.
We're all tied up.
We are all tied up.
Oh, no.
That means I have to actually do something.
Oh, man.
It's all right, Grace.
We got it.
We got this, Grace.
We got it.
Okay, I believe in you.
For the win, celebrity number five.
I went to a...
Clint.
Clint.
It's Lord.
That's Lord.
If Clint didn't actually know that,
you can't have taken the...
Of course I knew that was...
Wait, is it Lord?
It is Lord.
It's Lord.
Congratulations, Holly.
I wanted to learn about the science that was happening down there.
I'm so sorry, Grace.
You were the best player here by far.
My shoulders are sore.
You haven't carried the team.
You did. Holly, there's 50 Livin carried the team. She did.
Holly, there's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming out to you.
Congratulations.
Yay, thank you.
Grace, let me know how much the chiropractor costs
and I'll pay for it.
Bree and Clint.
This next story is going to anger a lot of people,
especially if you've been broken up with in a brutal way.
But it might make you feel better because this one is next level.
Sure.
So an Aussie woman has gone viral after she revealed
how her fiancé broke up with her.
Okay.
Right?
So get this.
The woman had a really bad accident.
She actually, I believe, fell 10 stories.
Oh, my God.
I think, yeah.
And she ended up in a coma.
Wow.
Had a bad brain injury.
Ended up in a coma for three months.
She was on life support.
Wow.
Horrific situation.
But, and people didn't think she was going to wake up for a while.
And then she started to show signs of, you know, getting better
and she woke up three months later and she's okay now, thank God.
But when she woke up, she had quite a lot of memory loss
and didn't remember things and it slowly has come back to her
in the weeks following her waking up.
Right, sure.
But listen to her talk about when she remembered, obviously, that she had a fiancé
and the first time that she went to call him.
Once you actually finally wake up, you want your phone to call your fiancé, but you like, open the phone
to a message from a woman that says, blah, blah, blah, has moved in with me
and moved out of your house, and now we get together, do not contact him. And he has blocked you on
every single thing, you name it.
He's blocked you.
You haven't heard from him for 11 months now.
He doesn't care that you nearly died with a 10% chance of living.
But, you know, at least you have him.
He lived through while she was in a coma.
That is correct.
Wow, that's next level.
But not only that, when she woke up, he had blocked her on all social media.
He was living with another woman
and the woman that he was living with
was the one that contacted her and said
stop contacting him. What a low life.
She's like, I haven't been contacting him, I'm in a coma.
Well, maybe she had. Maybe she'd been ringing going
where's my fiance?
Where's my fiance? He's not getting the calls.
Exactly. Oh my god.
I wonder if he went to her bedside while she was
unconscious and was like, psst.
I'm breaking up with you. I'm leaving you.
He takes the ring off her finger.
He's like, wake up now
if you disagree. No? Okay, sweet.
I'll leave. Like, we joke about it
but I mean, she's dodged a
bullet in my opinion. What
a piece of work.
It's like anything like this
when we talk about people who have had
bad breakups or like cheating
situations, he's actually revealed
his true self.
And you've managed to get out just before
you got married to him.
I mean, it doesn't make it better that
you're in a coma or anything.
No, it doesn't. But I mean, when I
read that story, I was like, can it
get worse than that?
I don't know.
A woman in Australia has shared a brutal breakup story,
one of the worst I've heard, actually,
after she had quite a bad accident,
which left her in a coma for three months.
Yeah.
And her fiancé, when she woke up,
had blocked her on all social
media and he was also
living with another woman which
is the only person she heard
from and it was only to say
stop calling him, he lives with me now.
He didn't even wait for her to come
out of the coma to break up with her. No.
He left his fiance
while she was in a coma.
What a piece of work.
Look, we've asked for this.
We've asked you to share your brutal breakup stories with us.
There are quite a few that we can't air.
Yeah, they're quite bad.
Some people who have taken this opportunity to dob themselves in
from brutally breaking up with people.
Why would you ever let...
I mean, we appreciate your honesty, but why would you ever share that?
Yeah, some real horrible stuff as well.
I can read this one out, though.
Someone has texted her and they said,
my parents broke up on a Monday, I lost my job on the Wednesday,
and then my girlfriend broke up with me that night.
Shit, week.
Ten years ago now, so I'm over it.
That is a rubbish week.
And apparently he also found out the week
after that his girlfriend had been cheating on
him. Oh! So, I
mean, you've got the quadruple
there. I was going to say, bad things happen
in threes. Not in this case. You'd go, after
the job loss, you'd go, well, at least nothing
else can happen. And then you get a text,
by the way, I cheated on you with Mark.
Oh, crap. Cool.
And Mark's his boss, that's why Mark. Cool. And Mark's his boss.
That's why he got fired.
And Mark's also shagged up with his mum.
Emma's here.
Hi, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hi.
Would you like to talk to us about your brutal breakup?
So I was living in Wellington.
My girlfriend was in Palmerston North.
I broke my ankle visiting her,
and then she broke up with me because I couldn't visit her.
Wait, what?
I broke my ankle and so I couldn't go visit her as much as she wanted
me to, so she broke up with me
And you broke the ankle visiting her?
Yeah
Wow, this is a selfish person we're talking about
I don't mean to laugh, I'm laughing out of
pure disbelief
Oh, I laugh now, at the time I was like, are you kidding me? So how did you break your
ankle, Emma? I rolled it the day
after a night out, so I was actually sober.
Wow. Have you ever talked to this person again or were you like, cool,
that's you? No. Pretty much no. I bet you wouldn't. I mean
you've dodged a bullet as we always say on this show. Pretty much not. I bet you wouldn't. I mean, you've dodged a bullet, as we always
say on this show, but like... Yeah, no,
I'm happily engaged now. I've got a
really lovely girlfriend now. Hey, hey, make sure
you keep that ankle strength up, though, because
you don't want... Oh, I've broken it again.
Oh, no! Emma.
Be careful. You don't want to lose another girlfriend.
Can I advise strapping the ankle?
Yeah.
Just, you know, for daily routine, just strap the ankle even just you know for daily routine
just strap the ankle just in case.
Yeah, I think that's
probably a plan especially like coming up to the
wedding. Coming up to the wedding.
Emma walks down the aisle, she's got
the ankle strapped. Two moonboats
not even injured. Someone texted and said
I had a boyfriend break up with me in my bed
directly after doing the deed.
That is off.
There's a special place for those people.
A special place.
I got broken up with because in 10 days time
his arranged wife was due to fly into the country
and then we lost all contact.
That, I wonder, I mean,
can you imagine having that sprung on you?
Yeah, right.
Like you're actually dating someone and they go, hey, by the way.
I'm promised.
I have obviously promised myself.
Not currently cheating, but in 10 days' time I will actually be cheating.
Yeah, so this obviously has to end.
This has to end, yeah.
You know.
Well.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
Birthday Banger to get you home on a Monday.
The roads are probably wet.
I've heard Auckland is just traffic logged at the moment.
They keep closing the Harbour Bridge.
The weather's so bad.
Yeah, the wind is just craziness.
Oh, love a bit of generic weather chat.
Welcome on in.
This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was top
in the charts on your 16th, then we'll play the best one.
We'll start with Susie.
Kia ora, Susie.
Hi, Susie.
Hi.
How are you, mate?
Good, thanks.
How are you?
Yeah, pretty good.
Susie, what's your birthday?
16th April, 1999.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2015.
And on your 16th birthday, let's go back there,
because this was number one.
Jess Glynn.
I love this song.
Hold my hand, Jess Glynn.
I love her voice.
This song always reminds me of Love Island.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. And I'm actually planning on starting the new reminds me of Love Island. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
And I'm actually planning on starting the new Love Island tonight, actually.
Yeah.
So this could be a good omen.
What do you think, Susie?
Right.
You like some Jess Glynn?
Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah, okay.
I do remember it, yeah, so it's all good.
Cool, okay, that's a good birthday banger.
Let's do it for Christy.
Hi, Christy.
Hi, Christy.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
How are you?
How was the weekend?
Yeah, good, good. Didn't get much. It was nice. Oh, quiety. Hi, Christy. Hi. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? How was the weekend? Yeah, good, good.
Didn't do much. It was nice.
Quiet weekend's always good as well. What's your birthday? 25th of
March, 96. Alright, that means
you were 16 in 2012.
And Christy,
I'll give you one guess. Can you guess what was
number one? Oh, I wouldn't have
a clue. Well, let's have a look.
If she knew what number one was, I wouldn't have a clue. Well, let's have a look. If she knew what
number one was,
she wouldn't have to
call up and play this game.
You make a great point, Clint.
You make a great point.
I said a guess.
Christy, you get
Call Me Maybe
by Carly Rae.
Do you like it?
It's iconic.
Carly Rae Jepsen.
She's the goat. It's a good one- Rae Jepsen.
She's the GOAT.
It's a good one-hit wonder.
Put it that way.
It's a great song.
I love it.
One more for Shona.
Hey, Shona.
Hi, Shona.
Hello.
Shona, I believe you're the birthday girl today.
I am.
Happy birthday.
Oh, thank you.
Have you had a nice day?
I have, thank you. Oh, good.
Have you got any good gifts?
Not yet.
Probably later on, I'd say.
But tonight is a nice day.
That sounds nice.
I live in hope.
Okay, give us the year, Shona, and we'll do your birthday banger for you.
1972.
Okay.
That's made my whole afternoon.
You were 16 in 88.
And Shona, here it is, the birthday girl, birthday banger.
Yes, I got to have.
Isn't that good for someone who's living in hope?
How much did that just align with you, Shona?
That is so cool.
I love that song.
I love George Michael.
Yeah.
Yep.
This is an amazing song.
Such a great song.
That's my vote.
Is it?
Yeah.
Over Jess Glynn?
Yep.
Jess Glynn's song's not popular enough, eh?
It's not iconic.
It's a fantastic song.
I love it.
But it's not George Michael.
Okay.
Well, it's her birthday.
And Shona, we've got to bring the not George Michael okay what's her birthday and Shona
we gotta bring the faith
for tonight
for Shona
yeah Shona
bring it home okay
listen to that laugh
Shona
call us back tomorrow
and um
let us know how
things went
blow by blow
oh sorry
not like that
fight the good fight Shona
last week
we talked
about Rebel Wilson
who's in a same-sex
relationship her first
public same-sex
relationship she posted
about it on Instagram
didn't she she did and
that's how it kind of
came out or how it
appeared well everyone
was like good on her
happy for her that
she's happy and happy
that she's ready to
talk about this part
of her life yeah it
turns out she may not have been ready uh the sydney morning herald is currently denying claims
that they gave ribble wilson uh two days notice before they would out her they said either you
address it or we will address it so she beat them to it and put the photo up but she shouldn't have
to do that she shouldn't be forced into sharing such personal news in that way.
I thought of you when I read this story
because I've known you for coming up five years.
Quite a long time.
And when we first started working together,
you weren't as open about your relationship as you are now.
And I figured this must just be,
must bring back all kinds of memories.
So what does this feel like?
What would this have felt like for Rebel Wilson
and what did it feel like for you?
Look, I think it's something that everyone
in the LGBTQI plus community goes through.
Yeah.
You know, it is a very,
it's a very difficult thing to navigate
and it's so different for everyone in the community.
Some people, it's not safe to come out at a certain time.
So you shouldn't.
Maybe that's your journey and it should always be up to the person.
It's their story to tell.
It's their thing to be able to control.
And I think it doesn't matter if you're 80, you're a unicorn or you're Rebel Wilson, no
one should ever take that right away from you.
And I think it's a really hard thing.
I mean, I've worked in media for a long time and there's been multiple times over my career
where people have told me to keep it a secret.
Yeah.
And then I've been pressured
to talk about it on air and then i've been you know and then i've gone back where people are
like don't talk about that particular part of you on air so it's so difficult when there's
other people trying to control you yeah and i think it just breaks my heart reading this story about rebel wilson because
i know exactly what that would feel like especially if this is her first same-sex relationship and
she's only discovering this part of herself now or or experimenting with that part of herself now
she like anybody else should have the freedom to enjoy that in private first right without it being
on display and being critiqued by the entire world.
It's not fair and it's not normal.
No, it's not.
And I've read the details of this story and, look,
we don't know exactly what happened.
But I think it's a really kind of hard thing to navigate,
even not being in the public eye yeah
and so for someone like rebel wilson who is very much in the public eye yeah it's even more so
do you remember this happened just last year on the am show to ryan bridge yes as well and it was
accidental mark richardson did it but at the same time, it was a huge thing.
That's not actually out there for me.
And it sort of brought the conversation up for everybody, didn't it?
It did.
And I remember watching that clip and I felt sick to my stomach.
Because, I mean, was he ready to talk about that part of himself?
Clearly not. in public?
Obviously not because he hadn't.
And it was accidental, but it's a very, very hard thing
for people in our community to navigate.
And so I think you just need to remember if you know someone
or if you've got someone in your family and let's say, don't ever pressure someone.
No.
Don't ever do that because it is the wrong thing to do.
You can support someone.
You can give advice or be there as an ear,
but it's not your story to tell.
Let those people decide that for themselves.
Whether it's true or not, that
newspaper is getting hell
at the moment in the media. Because I read
somewhere... Because it does seem like it is true.
Yeah, in the article, apparently
the journalist said something
like, you know, we gave her two days
notice. To respond.
And then she scooped the
story and posted it on her Instagram.
No, mate.
Like it's gotcha journalism.
It's bizarre.
If it's true, you've pressured someone who is already, you know,
in the public eye and dealing with a million different stresses.
And just, yeah, just remember that.
Let people tell their own story.
Let them do it in their own time.
And be supportive.
You can be there be supportive but
don't be their voice. They have a voice and they'll
use it when they can
Bree and Clint
Time for the later
This is the latest
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy
Dean's here, one of the biggest TV shows
of last year is set for a season
two Dean
I am so excited Dean's here. One of the biggest TV shows of last year is set for a season two, Dean.
I am so excited.
Squid Game.
We all became obsessed with Squid Game.
The very, very, very dark and wildly successful series that aired on Netflix.
Squid Game 2 is coming now.
I know.
Let that sink in for a second, everyone. Bloody fizzing for this.
I know.
I'm so excited.
Here's the thing.
They have not given us a release date, which is just, you know, terrible.
He did not want to do one.
Actually, as you may know, this series took like over 10 years to get off the ground.
He didn't want to do a second one, but I'm sure they threw like, you know, $100 million at him.
All of a sudden, he was into it.
Now, here's something I want to tell you about this.
Now, just for those who know the series, which is everyone, obviously, Young He.
Remember, Young He is the motion-censoring animatronic doll
featured in one of the games.
Remember that big doll?
Red light.
Green light.
Yep, red light, green light.
You are going to be introduced to her boyfriend.
Whoa!
Oh, buzzy.
He's like, go brown.
You're right about the director not wanting to do this season 2 by the way
He did an interview that said
Making season 1 was so stressful his teeth started to fall out
What?
He lost teeth over this show
Which is kind of the perfect thing to happen
Because Squid Game is so dark anyway
It's dark
Yeah
And it takes a while to get your head around
But god it was just so well written and such a great show
They have to do season 2
But that's the thing.
I guess it's that where you get scared with something so successful that you don't want
to stuff it up.
Yeah.
That too.
You've got to go leave well enough alone.
But they're going to do it.
It's confirmed.
It's coming to Netflix.
Squid Game season two.
Free and Clint.
Okay.
You want to know what this food shortage is?
Yes.
What are we about to run out of?
What are they about to stop producing?
Well, if you're a fan of...
Sriracha
I'm devastated by this news
How dare they?
Hoi Fong Foods
They're the people that make the Sriracha
That's in the clear bottle
But it's red because it's full of Sriracha
And it's got the iconic green squeezy lid on top of it
I know the one It's Sriracha It's the go-to Sriracha I used to got the iconic green squeezy lid on top of it. I know the one.
It's sriracha.
It's the go-to sriracha.
I used to have it on my key ring.
Oh, did you really?
Yeah, the key ring sriracha.
Yeah, okay.
Well, you should have kept that
because they have suspended production
because of a shortage of chilli peppers.
They can't get enough chilli peppers.
What is going on in the world?
Is it just here in New Zealand or everywhere?
It's worldwide.
Globally.
Yeah, so if you can get your hands on it, you should do it
because you can rack the price of that up on the black market.
I thought you were about to say, if you can start a chilli farm,
then I'd go and grow some chillies.
Well, that too.
They said weather conditions have affected the quality of the peppers
and they don't have enough in their storage facility.
And that's the main ingredient.
Without that, they can't make any of the sauce.
It's times like this,
which makes me realise
how quickly the world would go to shit
if we went into an apocalypse.
Well, yeah.
But also how slowly it's going to shit
because we're facing global warming.
A semi-apocalypse.
Yeah.
It's just a slow-moving apocalypse.
You know, like...
But more and more of this stuff
keeps happening
because of weather events and things like that.
It's like how Australia can't get any lettuce at the moment.
Yeah, there's no lettuces, so KFC having to use cabbage.
What else have we had shortages of?
So I've looked into this.
There are many food crises that New Zealand's faced over the years.
There was the 2012 Marmageddon when we ran out of Marmite because of the
Christchurch earthquakes.
It damaged the only Marmite factory we've got.
I hope we've diversified our Marmite production plants since then.
Or just switched to Vegemite, the more superior mite.
That's arguable.
The pods fiasco where they said pods were over,
but you can actually still buy them.
Yeah, I went and bought-
What the hell?
I went and bought, what, seven boxes worth of pods.
How many did we buy as a show?
Like 50 boxes.
It was crazy.
And they're still on sale.
That was the greatest marketing stunt of all time.
The great New Zealand fan and heater crisis
that happens every summer and winter
because apparently New Zealanders use their fans for summer
and then throw them in the bin and then next year have to buy a new fan.
Yeah, in fairness.
Every year we run out of fans.
In fairness, the $30 fan turns out doesn't last you as long as what you thought it would.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not food, but there's the great jib crisis of 2022 where builders can't get any walls for houses.
It costs so much money to get any renovations done.
And the toilet paper apocalypse that happens every time we have a lockdown.
Every time.
There's no toilet paper left.
Well, there is.
It's just stockpiled in everyone's houses.
So, yeah, there you go.
Sriracha, if you can find any.
I'm not saying panic buy, but-
I'm going to buy some.
I'm going to sell it on eBay.
I'd get a couple of bottles of it.
Or trade me.
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