ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th June 2023

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Monday, Tuesday? Tuesday. Tuesday. If it was last week it would have been a Wednesday. Thirsty Tuesday. Yep. Speaking of.

Damn, you're on the teas already. It's a gin and tonic. It's just in a tea mug. Yeah, right. Why is there steam coming out of it? It's a hot gin and tonic. Hot gin and tonic. Lemon ginger honey tonic.

To your good health. Yeah. Nice. Exactly. Cheers. Another item being added to our NZ Made add to Cart today at 4 o'clock. Plus, we're checking in $250 cash as a little sweetener. So you will walk away with at least $250 if you win ZMZ Add to Cart.

4 o'clock, that last item is going in there for the day. Yeah, that'll be good. We're going to kick off the show with $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. Tradie versus Lady. Are the Ladies picking up a win? Yep. Yesterday, but means nothing for today's game. If you want to play, 0800 dial ZM.

Bree and Clint. Our show's brought to you by KFC. You can try the new Zinger Stinger deal on delivery from KFC. It's time for Tradie versus Lady. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go Where we have $50 cash thanks to KFC to give away Thank you guys Always a big battle to win that 50 bucks

But also the title The Tradies are sitting on 45 wins for the year The Ladies on 53 Do you reckon people have got an eye on the title When they're playing for their team during the year? I think so. I think some more than others. You usually can tell. There's only been one annual champion

so far. That's the Tradies. They won 2022. We're a long way from that yet, but let's meet today's players. Our lady is calling from Christchurch. She's 34 and she loves being a mum to her four kids. Welcome to the show, Michaela. G'day, Michaela. What are the ages of the kids?

There's two years, three years, nine and 14. God, you've been busy, Michaela. And you would be busy in general. 14 years of hard graft. You're taking on our tradie today. They're from Napier. They're 41 and they once swam with whales. Welcome to the show, Dan.

G'day, Dan. G'day, how are you going? Good, thanks. What type of whales? They're humpbacks. Humpbacks and tonga. Humpbacks and tonga. Those are massive, those things.

They're huge. They sure were. Was it scary? Oh, not scary. You get caught up in the moment. You're out in the blue water, but yeah, it's fantastic. Incredible. Yeah, one time I swam with whales,

but turns out it was my cousin who just pulled his pants down and... Oh, the old white whale. Yeah, he goes, Do you know there's fresh water white whales in this dam? And then, yeah. It wasn't as exciting, to be honest. Quite scary, though. Michaela, your buzz to be honest. Nah, quite scary, though. Michaela, your buzzer is lady.

Daniel, yours is tradie. Whoever gives us three correct answers first is going to get 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which animal can be seen on the Porsche logo? Porsche the car.

What's the animal on that logo? Three, two, one. Ladies? Yeah, I'll give it to you, Michaela. What is it? A leopard? No. It was worth a guess.

We were looking for horse. Horse. A horse can be seen on the Porsche logo. No points there. Question number two. What does the WWW stand for in a website browser? Tradies. Yes, Dan. Worldwide web. That is on the money. Nice work. You're on the board for the tradies. One point.

Question number three. An EGOT winner has won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a what? What is the last award? What does the T stand for? Give your clients a musical theatre awards. We're looking for a Tony. A Tony. Not many people have got all four. No points there. Question number four.

Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. No good. There's Niall Horan. He's coming to the country. Yeah. Very soon. Hey, let's make this sudden death this question. All right, sudden death.

Whoever takes this out wins the game. Here we go. Question number five. Alcohol is a word derived from which language? Is it Italian, Arabic or Portuguese? Yes, Dan. Portuguese. Incorrect. Michaela, worth a guess.

Arabic. Arabic is on the money. That is correct. Well done, Michaela, worth a guess. Arabic. Arabic is on the money. That is correct. Well done, Michaela. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Tough old game of tradie versus lady, but the ladies take it out and we've got 50 bucks cash from KFC coming your way.

Congratulations, Michaela. Thank you. All good. Nice work. Bree and Clint. The new season of Love Island UK is in full swing. You can watch it on TVNZ On Demand. TVNZ Plus, sorry.

And look, I'll be honest, I've fallen into the trap. Same. I'm watching it, but not the best bits episode. I refuse because I have standards. Did we meet someone who liked the Best Bits episode? I don't think I've ever met someone. I feel like we knew someone who was like, I don't quite enjoy that Best Bits episode.

Producer Ella is pointing to herself. Are you joking? You watch Love Island Best Bits? Yeah, I really enjoy them. Really? Oh, my God. I hate that episode so much. I say this as someone who watches the show.

Watching Love Island is bad enough. Putting myself through the best bits, I can't do it. Because it's not the best bits. It's all the bits that didn't make it into the show, which is the best bits. It's all the leftovers. Yeah, but I just like watching them, you know? Yeah, you get into that whole, like,

your brain's just like, put them on the TV. One night a week you have off and you choose to watch the best bits. No, I've decided not to watch it. I'm not watching it. There was one part of the show which I was just dumbfounded by and it was a conversation between some of the islanders where they were talking about one of the girls who's in there, Molly, apparently does social media videos and makes comedy skits and that type of thing. Yeah, she's the musical theatre one, eh?

Yes, and she was talking about that and some of the other Islanders, first of all, didn't know what a comedy skit was and then there's a word that they get very confused about what the actual meaning of the word is yeah i've got the audio here take a listen um to the islanders trying to figure out what this word means like what kind of content you take comedy skits dance videos yeah it started on comedy skits and then now it's kind of more more like when your mum takes a laundry out, comedy skit. Yeah, yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Like a bit of acting. Reimbursinating. What? No, reimbursed. You're reimbursing an action. Reinforce. I've never heard that.

What's reimbursed? Reimbursing. I don't think that makes sense. Oh, my God, I feel like I just got dumber. I think... I feel like I just, and producer Claude said this, I think she was trying to say reenacting. Oh, yeah. But she's got mixed up with reimbursing,

which is totally. Which is wrong as well. I think she was trying to go for impersonating. Oh, we will never know. But it was funny because the audio. I like the start to it. She's like, what's a comedy sketch? The funniest part...

Which in itself is like a comedy sketch. The funniest part is that there's two of them, which the audio cuts off, but there's two of them that go, reimburse, that's not even a word. Reimburse is not a word. Yeah, so two of them thought it wasn't a word. One of them was using it wrong. And then luckily some of the other islanders jump in and tell them.

Can we hear it again? There's so much to dig in. What kind of content do you take? Comedy skits, dance videos. Comedy skit shirt? Yeah, it started on comedy skits and then now it's kind of gone more like when your mum takes the laundry out, comedy skit. Do you know what I mean?

Like a bit of acting. Reimbursing. What skit. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like a bit of acting. Reimbursonating. What? No, reimbursed. You're reimbursing an action. Reinforce. I haven't heard that. What's reimbursed?

Reimbursing. I don't think that makes sense. Reimbursonating. That's a whole new word. She's created a whole new word. I'm reimbursonating her right now. Reimbursonating. I love it.

So good. I thought we could ask people because we all do this. We all get words mixed up or use them in the wrong context from time to time. Yeah. It's very relatable and I want to hear from people this afternoon. What is the word? Maybe you realise now. You probably do realise now.

But what was the word you were using wrong? Like you and the Palace of Versailles. No, that's just being uncultured. It's different. Palace of Versailles? Versailles. Brian Clint. Someone texts through and they said,

My gorgeous mother-in-law-to-be advised everyone that I was doing a lesbian dance at mine and my husband's wedding over the course of the day. What she was meaning was a Lebanese dance. Oh my God. I often wonder what our guests were expecting when I got up there to do the dance. I wonder if she told her friends that she was going to a lesbian wedding as well. That's brilliant. And they were serving traditional lesbian food. Oh, I love it.

So good. Sinead's called up on 0800-DARLS-AT-HIM. Hi, Sinead. Hi, Sinead. Tell us, Sinead, was it you or someone else that was using the wrong word or getting something wrong? So it was me. All my life I have used, and I still struggle with it,

the word abominable. Oh, yeah. I was in my early 20s when my husband finally said to me, you realise it's not pronounced abonable, and that's what I've been calling it my entire life. The abonable snowman. The abonable snowman. You know, ignorance is bliss, Sinead.

You didn't know. It was fine. No, it was great, and then I still find myself slipping up now. How many times do you find yourself having to describe the abominable snowman, though? I feel like that's a very rare conversation. Well, it was like when the movie came out. I can't even remember it. And it was, and it had, they had to get the way Everest, the movie Everest.

Oh, yeah. And what did it have in it? It had a, what kind of snowman? An abominable snowman. Better than saying abdominal. Imagine if she was calling it an abdominal. It had an aboriginal snowman in it. Yeah.

It's wild. Ash is here. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi. Tell us, was it you, Ash, that was getting a word wrong? No, not me. But it's like I find that a lot of young people these days,

they always get the word, when you're trying to say that you're gutted about something, and they say like, oh, that's so guttering. I'm like, oh, I'm so gutted. Or, you know, oh, that's so gutting. Guttering is the worst. It happens in chat. A lot of people write it down as guttered.

I'm so guttering. I'm so guttered. That's so good. No, you're guttered. No, I'm totally guttered. I'm guttered. It's even worse than being guttered. I'm so guttered. That's so good. No, you're guttered. No, I'm totally guttered. I'm guttered. It's even worse than being guttered. When someone writes guttered, that's totally guttering.

Yeah, it's real guttering. That's a good one, Ash. Thank you. I love this text. I always thought it was called global warning instead of global warming. Kept on saying this until my mother-in-law had to point it out. Well, to be honest, it is a global warming, isn't it? I mean, it is a bit of both, yeah.

You're not far off. Annie's here. Hi, Annie. Hi, Annie. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. Annie, this was you that was getting a particular phrase wrong, was it?

Oh, sure was. I was doing my nursing training and I was about 19 at the time and we were having to do a speech in front of our classmates on certain modules at the time we were learning and I was doing the choking respiration module and I kept calling the Heimlich manoeuvre the Heimann manoeuvre the entire time in front of the whole class. It wasn't until my teacher, head tutor, head nurse,

sort of pulled me aside and said, look, it's actually the Heimlich. And I thought I was saying Heimlich, but I was getting my learning modules all mixed up, I think. You were calling it the Heimlich manoeuvre. Holy moly, that is hilarious. Yes. When someone's choking, you need to use the Heimlich manoeuvre. Oh, jeez.

Yeah, I've never lived it down. My nursing friends that I'm still friends with, yes, they still tease me to this day. Annie, Annie, it makes it so much funnier that you were talking in front of all your fellow nursing colleagues. I know. And they were all so lovely. They didn't have the heart to tell you.

They didn't have the heart to tell you, yes. Oh, bless you. We make sure they'd be doing you a kindness by actually telling you because otherwise you'd go on to patients and explain the Hyman manoeuvre to them. Yeah. I know, right? I know. I just picture you in a restaurant, someone starts choking,

and you running down the thing going, Get out of the way. I know the Hyman manoeuvre. Bree and Clint. Time to head to LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, who is the

pop star that they're saying is staging a massive comeback? Massive comeback. Carly Manogue is so hot right now. So hot right now. Let me tell you what she did. She surprised a stadium full of 80,000 fans. It was over in, it's called the Capital Summertime Ball in London. She was not on the scheduled performance list. She was there and she comes out on stage. This is a huge show,

like the Jonas Brothers, Calvin Harris, Ellie Goulding, Niall Horan. She comes out, she performs her So Hot Right Now hit, Padum Padam. If you haven't heard it, get it on repeat. And she just wowed everyone. When I interviewed her at American Idol, it's all name dropped there, I said to her, are we going to get a tour? Are we going to get a tour? And she said she thinks about it all the time and that

she really would love to. So I have a feeling we're getting a Kylie Minogue new, well we are getting a new album in September, but I think we're going to get a tour as well. Bree, just introduce me to Padam Padam. You have to hear the song, because you will not believe that Kylie Minogue has a comeback in her until you hear this song.

It's such a banger, eh? Listen to this. And I've heard this on TikTok. I did not realise it was Kylie Minogue. I heard, so that song is charting like crazy in the UK. I think it's at number six. It's charting. It's starting to go around the world.

But I heard that that festival that she just played at, the Capital Summer Ball, she wasn't meant to be on the list, but because of how popular that song is, they've made a call up at the last minute. Dan, you'd be into a bit of Kylie Minogue, wouldn't you? Oh my God, I died. I don't get speechless much, but I was so nervous. I've got to tell you something about her though. This is wild. So she looks so good. She has not aged a day. I was point blank. I was one

foot away from her head. And I can tell you right now, Kylie Minogue, she's like 50-something. Yeah. She looks phenomenal. Phenomenal. Go check it out. She's so cool. I love it. I'm so excited just thinking about it.

Mate, she's so hot with the TikTokers right now. Go check it out. Padam, padam. There you go. That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. We're an air fryer show. We like to air fry.

I love to air fry. I air fried this morning. Yes. Oh, no. Leftover fish and chips. Oh, yeah. Did it go well? Do you know how fish and chips, leftover fish and chips is garbage in the microwave?

Soggy. In the air fryer, it's like brand new fish and chips. Yeah. Just gives it new life. It does. Soggy. In the air fryer, it's like brand new fish and chips. Just gives it new life. Does. Same with pizza. I came across an article that was on the Herald talking about different things that you shouldn't put in an air fryer.

Okay. And I thought we should discuss. Is there anything you can't put in an air fryer? I think so. Liquids, obviously. Yeah. Obviously not liquids. But I think there is.

Certain things just don't go well in the air fryer okay in my opinion but let's discuss the list uh so the first thing on the list is greens veggies like spinach won't cook evenly in the air fryer because it uses high speed air yeah but broccoli will yeah and then it goes on to say veg like broccoli or zucchini will go well in the air fryer, but certain greens, no. Leafy greens. Yeah. Yeah, well, duh. Yeah.

Okay. Would you put spinach in the microwave? Yeah, maybe to steam it. Would you? Yeah, I mean, if you had to. Okay. You could. All right.

Put some water in there, steam it. Sorry, I'm very defensive with what you can and can't put in the air fryer. Just relax. I'm taking this quite personally. can't put in the air fryer. Just relax. I'm taking this quite personally. You didn't invent the air fryer, remember? No, but I have crafted my personality around it. It also says roast. Even if you manage to fit an entire roast chicken in your air fryer,

it probably won't turn out great. The hot air in an air fryer needs room to circulate. I think this is based on how big your air fryer is. Wrong. If you have a small air fryer is. Wrong. If you have a small air fryer, I do agree with them. You can't shove too much in the air fryer. If you're having to contort the chicken carcass into the bucket, yeah. But if you have a big air fryer,

I have roasted chickens in the air fryer before, and it is fantastic. Yeah, I think if you have a big enough one. Because it says roasting smaller pieces of meat is good to go. Yeah. Get a big one. What are you doing? Depends how big the air fryer is.

Another thing they said not good for the air fryer is grains. You can't get nice crispy fried rice in the air fryer. No, because it flies around everywhere. That's also why pasta is off the menu in the air fryer. The fan makes it go. Yeah. around everywhere. That's also why pasta is off the menu in the air fryer. The fan makes it go... The fan blew the cheese off my cheese toast once in the air fryer. Yeah, that makes sense.

Found the cheese stuck to the roof of the air fryer. I was like, where'd my cheese go? Was it cooked though? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Cooked on. Yeah, just peel it off. Something else they said not good in the air fryer is burger patties. Wrong. What's wrong with the burger not good in the air fryer is burger patties. Wrong.

What's wrong with a burger patty in the air fryer? They said unless you like your beef burgers extremely well done, it does dry them out. I have to agree with them. Well, it doesn't let it cook in its own fat or oil, does it? Which is why you want to eat a burger. I know, but remember the George Foreman grill? That's what the George Foreman grill did. Yeah yeah and it wasn't great everyone was like it's knocking

out the fat well it's actually just knocking out all the flavor it's knocking out all the moisture which makes me just real dry you know uh the george foreman grill was the original air fryer yeah every flat had a george can you imagine george George Foreman If you don't know who George Foreman is He was a fantastic boxer In the day and age of Muhammad Ali Can you imagine when they came to George With the idea George, they want to put your name on this grill

And they want to call it the George Foreman grill And he would have been like I don't know about that How does that relate to boxing? They were like, it knocks out the fat. And he's like, okay. And then a couple of years later, he's like, damn. He would have made more money from the George Foreman Grill

than he made from boxing. He absolutely did. How do we get our name on an air fryer? Yeah. No, it's too late. How do we get the Brian Clint air fryer? It's too late because it's not new to the market. The Brian Clint air fryer, full of hot air because it's not new to the market. The Brian Clint air fryer full of hot air.

Yeah, I mean. If anyone, if Kmart's listening. Yeah, if Kmart's listening. The last thing on this list of foods not good

for the air fryer, battered foods. I just told you I put fish and chips in the air fryer today. I have to kind of agree that chips in the air fryer I haven't perfected yet.

Haven't you? Nah, like, you know, like battered chips that you buy from, like, frozen ones. Like oven fries? Yeah. Yeah. I don't feel the air fryer does the best job on it. Really? Like either, like, you know, and if a chip's laying across one chip,

it'll cook all the other parts but not that part that's got a chip laying on it. You do have to have, you're right, you do have to have one thin layer. Yeah. So you can only have as many chips as the floor area of your air fryer will allow. Yeah, I found that out the hard way. And then it'll overcook all the other part of the chip and then the other part's raw. I feel like all the problems this article has presented

can be solved with a bigger air fryer. Yeah. Have you seen the air fryers that have two drawers? No. Yeah, there's double air fryer. There are people yelling at their radio right now going, just get an oven. What you're talking about is an oven.

Yeah, but it uses air to cook it. This one sits on my bench and has a handle. Look, I'll be honest. The only thing I cook in the air fryer is hash browns. We're talking note leavers. Have you left a note on someone's car? Have you had a note left on your car? What was the person leaving a note for?

Were they correct? And did you still get really mad about it? Maybe someone saw you not picking up your dog poo and they followed you home and then left a note in your mailbox. I'd be really annoyed if someone left a note without any contact information. So you couldn't have, you didn't know who left the note. Someone just took like a shot at you

and then you had no right of reply. Usually they don't. No, you're right. Usually they don't. Yeah. Is the notes a coward's method of communication? Well, it depends what's on the note. Let's talk to some people.

Emma's caught up. Hi, Emma. Kia ora, how are you? Good, thanks. Did you leave a note or did you receive a note? I'm a note leaver. Oh, this is interesting, Emma. Tell us what compelled you to leave a note.

So it's a common situation to yours. I was parking in a common parking space on a piece of land that I own, but it's cross-leash. And I parked there and I got yelled at by my neighbour. So I had to leave her a note explaining what common area was and I ended up getting barricaded into the parking space. What? How did she do that?

She barricaded it with plant pots and chairs and, yeah, every time I'd have to move stuff. Real mature. Well, your car was in there. Yeah, yeah. So late to work. Yeah, good times. You have got a neighbours at war situation. Emma, how did it resolve? Because I need to know there's light at the end of the tunnel. Oh, there's not. The plant pots are still there. She doesn't talk to me. It's a great time.

And it really neighbours at war. You have to live there. That's so stressful. What's wrong with people? The rules are the rules. It's a common park. Like, get over it. Like, she's, I could just picture her.

She's like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go out there. I'm going to get every pot plant that I own, and I'm going to put them around her car. Do you want revenge, Emma? Are you planning anything to escalate the war? I've thought about killing her plants, but more appear each week, and I haven't yet.

But, you know, I could just pour some bleach or something in them. Put a bit of Roundup, Emma. It'll do the job. No, one day maybe. You're going to get a giveaway. This is so intense. Julia's here. Julia, you're a note-leaver as well?

I'm a note-leaver, yeah. What did you leave a note about, Julia? So I left a note on someone's car saying you parked like an a-hole. Nice. Yeah. What were they parked? Wait, I need to know the details. How were they parked?

Across two lanes in a very small Honda Fit. Across two parks? Yeah. Oh, I hate those people. And a supermarket. And they were still there when I came back out as well. Right. Yep. No, I love it. The thing about leaving a note on someone parked across two parks is, how do you know they

didn't have to park across two parks because the person that was beside them had parked across two parks and then that other car is now gone. How common is that though? It only takes one Dodge Ram driver to throw off the parking of every single car in the car park.

I'm going to out someone close to me in my life. Julia, my brother and I lived together when we were in our early 20s. My brother was so into his car. He had a Ford Focus XR, whatever it was, like a rally car. You know, it was so, he loved it. And I get it. He was obsessed with his car, right?

And every time we went somewhere, so to the supermarket, to anywhere, he would park across two parks because he was so scared someone was going to hit it. I ended up refusing to go anywhere in his car because I was like, I'm so embarrassed by you. It's so embarrassing and it's not cool. I would do the same. Yeah.

Thanks, Julia. Let's talk to Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. So I had a note left for me. I live in an apartment block and came home one day to a note slash letter at my door from my neighbour. Concerned about some yelling, screaming and a whole lot of profanities that they thought was coming from my room.

All hours of the day, all hours of the night. I obviously freaked out and got in touch with them because I'd been hearing this as well and being new to the place, didn't want to make a big scene. After weeks of investigation from both of us,

we ended up finding it was a guy who lived below us who was a prolific gamer with a real bad anger issue. Oh my God, that's so much more innocent than I thought it was going to be. Wouldn't have called up if it was a horrific one. No, no, no.

That's so funny. Outrageous. God, that's so relatable to me because the amount of times I've had my headphones on playing Fortnite and getting scared and screaming at the top of my lungs. I thought you were going to say I was a particularly randy member of the apartment building who was having it on bloody all day and all night. It's like the time that friend of mine was living in an apartment building and they thought that their next door neighbours were having

like literally a 24-hour session, like indoor gardening. Turns out they were having a home birth. Oh! Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And they were like, what is going on in the apartment next door? A lot of heavy breathing.

Yeah. A lot of low moans. Ah, ah, ah! Like just wild. A lot of somebody yelling, push! Put her in the pool! Put her in the pool! It's coming!

Someone grab me a towel I can see the head Thanks Emma That's a great call Someone texted And they said Someone left me a note With their Instagram

Their Snapchat And their phone number Details on it It's a good kind of note They said Must have been an accident Because I am Uggers Well maybe

They liked what they saw I am Uggers. Oh, well, maybe they liked what they saw. I am Uggers. Brian Clint. Yes. Let's go classical. Our classical music guessing game. Claude's got songs in him, songs done in classical style. Really classes up the show on a Tuesday, doesn't it?

Pretty much like imagine if Beethoven was playing at R&B. Yeah, today. Imagine if Beethoven was a DJ. Sound someone like that. Claudia, have you got a good list of songs for us today? I know it's getting harder and harder to find songs. I've actually

realised I could just search a specific song instead of looking for playlists and there's actually a lot out there. Oh, great. So I was complaining about nothing. You've cracked it. I've cracked it by just doing some basic Googles. Who would have thought?

Who would have thunk it? Your challenge is to guess this before Bree and I do. And that has not been much of a challenge so far. No, we're not very good at the game. Some weeks we have good weeks. We get there eventually. Yeah. We get there eventually. Yeah. We get there eventually.

Eventually, yeah. Yeah, some days it takes longer than others. Yeah. Some days you're really good. It's good. I feel like different neuropathways connecting whenever we do this. 100%. I feel like it's, yeah, your brain is working extra hard.

Well, I've got three songs lined up for you. I'll just start them and you can buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is. All righty. Here we go. Bree. Bree. Skater Boy Avril Lavigne. You're onto it today. Ah. Of course it is.

And we rock each other's world. Oh no. That wasn't the right part. Ah, you undid all your good work. Yeah. Yes, you're correct. Right on. He was a skater boy. She said, see you later, boy.

He wasn't good enough for her. I knew that song needed more violins. Yeah, it needed to be toned down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's one point for Bree. Here's another one if you want. Clint. Clint. Clint. Lizzo, good as hell.

Yeah. Yeah. Good as hell. Yeah, thanks, Claude. We're really smart. We're getting better. Yeah. I didn't say smart.

I said sharp. We've been taking our women's multivites. Be better. Yeah. I didn't say smart, I said sharp. We've been taking our women's multivites. Be complex. Yeah. We're at tie break now. Winner takes it all. All right. Here we go.

Break. That is Tones and I, Dance Monkey. Exactly right. Yay. I can see her performing with an orchestra. That'd be cool. I think she has. Really? I think she has done that.

Not my idea. It's quite orchestral This song When you listen to it It is yeah A lot of different instruments Yeah We don't know anything About music

No I think I hear an oboe ZM Brie and Clint That's Muraki and Wavy. That's hideous what you just said. Hey. That's hideous. You just said Clint goes.

Don't share my secrets. He said sometimes the T-shirt I wear all day to work, I will sometimes just go to bed in that T-shirt. I didn't say sometimes. I said when I'm feeling naughty. When I'm feeling naughty. Ooh. When I'm feeling lazy. Naughty.

Yeah, you and I have had this battle over night time versus morning showering for years. Yeah. Yeah. Potato, potato. I've had the fight with you. I've had the fight with my wife. She's 100% Lucy is a night time shower.

Morning and night. I was going to say, I know her. She would not be getting into bed. Her carbon footprint is enormous. Maybe she has short showers. You leave your wife alone. I said this to you before, the US National Bureau of Economic

Research, sounds like a fun place to work, believes they've pinpointed the most depressing age. I know. I know the age. Do you? Yep. I can take a guess.

Go on. Is it the age of 69? Because you get there and you realise it actually has nothing to do with the other thing. You get there and you realise you have to turn around. You're like, wait a second, I thought this was the year. This was my bloody year. This is what was meant to happen. But no, nothing.

No, nothing. No, it's not. 69, according to this research, pretty good year. Pretty good year? Pretty good year. Oh, nice. I know why. The US National Bureau of Economic Research believes the unhappiest age, 47.

That's so depressing 47 Specifically 47.2 Why 47.2? The idea is You're young Yeah Yeah

You're right on the cusp though Of being old That's the thing You're not old at 47 I didn't tell you that I said you're on the cusp Of going over to the other side What's old?

That's a whole other conversation Yeah that's a whole other conversation. Yeah. It's a whole other conversation. No, but to you. 69. Nah, 69's not old. Why is 47.2 the unhappiest age? The idea is that the pressures and anxieties of work and career and family, like raising a family,

they increase throughout your adult years until you hit your mid-40s. And then after that, they begin to get easier. Yeah, because the kids leave. The kids start leaving home. You're more financially stable. You might have paid off some of your mortgage. You're secure in your job.

You've got enough experience in your job. So after that, things start getting easier and you stop giving so much of an F. I feel like what you're telling me is kids are a big part of it. Kids are a huge part. Because they're so expensive. So I feel like that adds to the pressure, which adds to the career pressure.

You are constantly caring for them. I think at maybe 47, maybe you get some independence or something. I don't know. I'm hoping maybe that's... You have no time for yourself. Yeah. So you're run down. You're pulled in every direction.

And I reckon by the age of 47, you've just had enough. You know what I mean? You're just kind of like, I'm over this shit. Like, well, I did not sign up for this. The kid's like, yes, you did. Now take me somewhere. Like, I didn't know, though. I didn't know it'd be like this.

The glass half empty way to look at this is from us in our 30s going, oh, my God, we have the most depressing part of our life still to come, age of 47. Great. The glass half full way of looking at it is every year after 47 is meant to be happier and happier and happier. Your 50s are meant to be more enjoyable than your 40s. Your 50s are meant to be more enjoyable than your 40s. Your 60s are meant to be more enjoyable

than your 40s and your 50s. After that, things are meant to get pretty good. Yeah, well, I mean, that's a good way of looking at it. Until you get arthritis and like It's all downhill from 69. You go a bit blind and a bit cuckoo. But up and, yeah. Yeah. 69.

So that's the golden window. It's all yeah. Yeah. 69. So that's the golden window. It's all backwards up to 69. 69. Turn around. You've gone too far. Stop. Turn around. That's the golden window, 47 to 69, do you reckon?

Yeah, I reckon. Yeah. Yeah, there's some good years coming in those. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Some birthday bangers to get you home on a Tuesday. The number one songs on people's 16th birthdays. Let's start with Jo.

Kia ora, Jo. G'day, Jo. Hello. How's your day been, Jo? Yeah, really good, thank you. Oh, good to hear. You on your way home? I am.

I listen to you guys, like, every evening, and it's so funny that I'm actually on the radio now. Oh, good to hear. You on your way home? I am. I listen to you guys like every evening and it's so funny that I'm actually on the radio now. Oh, welcome to the show. Oh, well, we love that you've called up, Jo. Yeah, thank you. Part of the Breen Clint Fano. Good to have you on. What's your birthday? 11th of May, 1990.

All right, that means you were 16, Jo, in 2006. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Touch it, bring it, babe. Watch it, turn it, leave it. Stop, stop, stop. Oh, look at that. Buster rhymes. Step up vibes, Jo.

That is a good one. I'm quite proud of that one. Yeah, you like it? Yeah. Haven't seen that one much in birthday bangers. No, it doesn't come up very often, does it? Yeah, I'm glad you called up, Jo. You might have quite a unique birthday.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do one for Rico. Kia ora, Rico. Hi, Rico. How are you? Good, mate. Whereabouts are you calling from? Palmerston North, just on the way home from Mahi.

Nice. What do you do for Mahi, Rico? I'm a manager for a construction company. Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. Rico, you know Palmy North's one of my favourite spots. So, you know, Porkchop Hill. Favouritism already.

I know the spots. I know the spots, Rico. What's your birthday? 8th of May, 1986. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002. And on the 8th of May, 2002, this had a number one hit. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Bit of pink.

Oh, that's some of the OG stuff, Rico. We like that on the show. You into it? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Yeah, good man. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Fiona,

whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, Fee. Happy birthday, yeah. Yeah, nice. Yeah, good man. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Fiona, whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, Fee. Happy birthday, Fiona. Thanks, guys. Thanks very much. Have you had a good day, or do you need me to sort someone out? Working from home, it was pretty easy, pretty crazy. Oh, lovely.

You having a nice tea tonight, or are you doing gifts? What are you doing? Going out for an early dinner, as we do. Yeah, good stuff. Lovely. Well, good stuff. Lovely. Well, good to hear. Fiona, let's do your birthday banger then to see what year are we talking? 1964.

Oh, she was a good year, Fee, from what I've heard. You were 16, though, in 1980. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. I don't know why sometimes I get Oh, wow. Kiwi band split ends. Everybody knows it. Are you 59 today,

Fi? I am 59 today. Did you hear us talking just before about how 49 is supposed to be the most depressing age? Yes. Do you think we were on the money with how we were sort of talking about it? Is it uphill after that? Yeah, is it all good after 49, 47?

Yeah, apart from the old aching joints, I think it gets better. You're in what Bree and I labelled the golden window. You're smack bang between 47 and 69. Yeah, I can wait for 69. Yeah, you live it up, Fee. You live it up, my friend. Wait there, we're going to pick a winner of Birthday Banger. It's going to be Bee. You live it up, my friend. Wait there.

We're going to pick a winner of Birthday Banger. It's going to be Busta Rhymes, Pink or Split Ends. For me, I reckon it's that Pink song. Yeah, same here, actually. You agree? Yeah.

I know we have played that once this year, but I think that's the only time that song has been played on ZM. And I just love it. In the last year. I love it so much. Yeah, all right. We're going back to Parmi North.

We're going to Rico. You're the winner of Birthday Banger today, man. Congratulations. Oh, last year. I love it so much. Yeah. All right. We're going back to Parmi North. We're going to Rico. You're the winner of Birthday Banger today, man. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. What do I give? We're going to play the song for you now. And you get a special Rico tribute from Bree. Here it is.

Rico, you are one of the loveliest gentlemen I've met over the phone in the last couple of hours. And if I'm ever in Palmy North, I will send you a text, which is probably a lie because I won't know your number. Is that worth it? Cheers. Yeah, nice. Thank you.

Probably just shouldn't have done that. Probably just stick to the song next time, eh? The song, I think, would suffice. Oh, well, good to know. I blacked out. What did I say? Wasn't good, was it? Zed and Brie and Clint, that's Pink and Don't Let Me Get Me.

It's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon for Rico from the year 2002. Good on you, Rico. And everyone else that called up for Birthday Banger. It was a lovely group today. Have you seen, there's a lot of discussion around Jennifer Aniston at the moment. She's been in the news heaps. Has she got a movie that's coming out? I think she has another one of

you know those ones she does with Adam Sandler on Netflix? No, that already came out. I watched it. Murder Mystery. Yeah, yeah, Murder Mystery. She might have something else that's coming out. She's been big on the gram as well. Yes, and it's usually around She launched a product and it's not

Smartwater. What product did she and it's not smart water. What product did she launch? Yeah, good point. You've always got to look at these things cynically. Yeah, there's always something. When you're back in the media, there's a reason. Claudia, can you go on Jennifer Aniston's Instagram and find out the thing that she's pushing at the moment? She was doing some yoga and stuff.

Yeah, she was doing bits and pieces. It might be yoga pants. Might be yoga pants. I mean, I'd buy them. But something I saw today was she's made a comment in an interview where she's pretty much said she gets this particular compliment all the time and she hates it because she says it's not a compliment. It's a backhanded compliment. It's actually an insult.

And I would have to agree with her. Okay. I would have to agree with her that this compliment she gets is definitely a backhanded one. Can I guess? You can guess. Is it, oh, you are so hot on friends? Oh, no, it's not that.

Yeah. But I mean, kind. Because to me, that says, says well what's wrong with me now Yeah exactly Yeah that's definitely Definitely a backhanded compliment I mean you're in the right vein This is the compliment she gets that she's so sick of

She says she gets this all the time You look good for your age Oh yeah A phrase that we hear a lot. Yeah, and people don't even think about it when they say it. No. I think Dean McCarthy said that about Kylie Minogue earlier in the latest. Yes.

He said, I saw her, she looks incredible. No, I don't think he did, but normally people will say- She looks great. Kylie Minogue looks incredible for her age. Such a horrible thing to say. You don't need that last bit of age. You don't need to say for, and it can be about anyone,

not just women, about like, why do you need the last part? If the person is older, you don't need to say it. We already know they're older. How about you just say they look great? They look incredible.

How old is Jennifer Aniston? That's a great question. Quick age game. How old do we think? Oh, I'd say she's 50, oh, 50, oh. I'd say she's 50. 50.

I reckon she's about 56. I was going to say 55. Yeah. Okay. Jennifer Aniston. How old is Jennifer Aniston? 54. 54.

Gosh, she looks good for 54. I'm just kidding. I'm joking. She looks amazing regardless. Do we find out what Jennifer Aniston's plugging at the moment? Yeah, it's like a science-led, quote-unquote, fitness, basically. Just combine some things to do some stuff, make you hot. Yeah, nice. She's got a fitness app.

Yeah. Oh, is that what it is, a fitness app? She's the face of it now. It's called like Pivolve or something. Oh, Pivolve. I've seen that one. It's like Evolve, but it's got a P instead of an A. Wait, Pivolve?

Pivolve, yeah. I don't know about the name. I think it's Pivolve, like Evolve. Is that seen that one. It's like Evolve, but it's got a P instead of an A. Wait, P-volve? P-volve, yeah. I don't know about the name. I think it's P-volve, like Evolve. Is that better? P-volve. Still don't like it. Sounds like vulva. I mean, what do I know?

She's rich, I'm not. P-volva. Probably did research into it. I reckon we need to get rid of that compliment. I reckon we need to make it die out. You look great for your age. Such a horrible thing to say. of that compliment. I reckon we need to make it die out. You look great for your age. Such a horrible thing to say. Stop doing it. Because effectively you're saying, you look

great for someone who's 54, but if you looked like this when you were 34, you'd look garbage. Yeah, you'd look terrible. If a 20-year-old looked the way you do, I'd be concerned. You'd look like trash. But 54, you look great. I've just asked ChatGPT to give me some backhanded compliments.

Oh, yeah? What does it come up with? And I asked this because women get a lot of backhanded compliments. We get them all the time. Things like that. Like, oh, my God, I can't believe you fit into those jeans. You're looking so slim. What have you done?

I wrote, give me five backhanded compliments for men. Okay. ChatGPT said, I don't feel comfortable providing backhanded compliments. Let's focus on positive affirmations instead. Oh, Oh, lame chat GPT. Lame. Lame. I reckon we ask our listener, Fano. Yeah. Have you received a backhanded compliment?

Yep. Might be recently, might be ages ago, but it's stuck with you. Stuck with you, yeah. It's one of those things. It does stick with you where you're like, I can't believe they said that. And it's not always intended with malice. No, no, no, no. Like the people who say it to Jennifer Aniston wouldn't be saying it with any ill intent.

Yeah. But that's the way that it's landing. That's what a backhanded compliment is. We got a text from someone called Pete. He said, I think we should embrace the statement that you look good for your age, but we should say it to everyone at every age. That's the way to take ownership of it. Imagine a baby.

Well, that's what he said. Thinking about it, it's a bit weird to say to a baby. God, you look good for your age. How old are you? Seven months? Oh, God, you look good. Oh, wow. You look great.

No wrinkles. So many texts coming through on this, and I feel like it's a good learning activity for everyone. Yeah, like you said before, not everybody knows that the compliment they're paying is actually an underhanded insult. Yeah, it's not a compliment at all. It's just an insult.

Someone texts through and they said, as a bigger woman being told you have a pretty face, that's not even a backhanded compliment. I feel like that's just a straight insult. I'd be like, cool, man. Nice. And you've got a crappy personality. I'm trying to think what would be better.

Like, do you want... You're beautiful. You're beautiful. There it is. You're beautiful. That's it. Nothing else. You're beautiful.

Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Nothing else. You're beautiful. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi, guys. Tell us, Lauren, what was the backhanded compliment you received? Well, I didn't actually realize it was until this segment. Okay. I got, I've just, well, a year ago I had twins and I constantly got,

God, you look good for having babies or you look so good after pregnancy. Horrible thing to say. Yeah. Don't say that to women. We're getting a lot of those come through, Lauren. People are saying, you look fantastic for someone who's just had a baby. Yeah. Why are we saying that to people?

Are we not supposed to look good after we have kids? Or do I not just look good generally? Do I look good compared to, you know? Before I got pregnant. It's the qualifier, right? It also just puts pressure on women after they have their babies to look a certain way and to lose a certain amount of weight. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it definitely does. Why are we putting pressure on people? Like they've just grown a human being inside of them. Yeah. Thanks, Lauren. We appreciate the call. Let's go to Karen. Hi Karen. Hello. Tell us was it you that received this backhanded compliment Karen? It was indeed. What was it? I'm Asian and I had a guy tell me you've got pretty nice boobs, big boobs for an Asian.

No! Not cool. No. Not cool. What the hell? Nothing to do with my genes, really. It's just got to do with the fact that I used to be a bit chunkier. I'm ropeable about that.

I've just got goosebumps for how angry I just got. He's hit the jackpot there. He's gone race and commenting on a woman's breasts. Yeah, he's done it all. And, Karen, what did you say back to that? Probably something along the lines of, you should check out my mum. You've got a great sense of humour, Karen.

He got off pretty easy. Someone said, I got, man, your brother is really good looking. You guys don't look anything alike. I get that one all the time. God. Well, you don't look anything like your brother. You don't want to look like your brother. We do look alike.

We look like siblings. Yeah. Yeah. But don't say that to me. Right. You know? I just, I don't know what to say. Your brother is so much hotter than you.

What happened to you? I love this text. Someone said, I was recently in Italy and they told me that my English was very good. English is my first language. I love that one. Rhys is here. Hi, Rhys. Hi, Rhys.

How are we doing? Good, thanks. Rhys, you've got, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. How are we doing? Good, thanks. Rhys, you've got a backhanded compliment you've received, mate. Yeah, I used to have glasses ever since I was little. And then when I hit about 21, I had laser eye surgery. Yeah. And after that, everyone started saying, oh, you're actually quite pretty, or oh, you're actually quite handsome,

or oh, really pretty face. Once you took the glasses off. Once I had no glasses on, yeah. Why do people do that? Does everyone think this the whole time? Yeah. Do you not kind of like it though? Because if I'd had surgery to improve something about myself,

I'd want to know that there was a bit of a glow up involved. I definitely rock it now. Yeah, yeah, you know. I know where you're coming from, Rhys, but at the same time, that one, I'm like, yeah, that's good. Especially that surgery because you're taking something off of your face so you can see more of your face. But I get what you're saying though, Rhys. I really do.

Someone else texted through and said, backhanded compliment I've received. God, you're rocking the grey hair. I saw that one. Is that a backhanded compliment? I think so because it's saying that. Is it because you're pointing out the greys? It's saying that grey hair, typically something that doesn't look good. Oh, but you're rocking it.

Is that a backhanded compliment, that one? Yeah, I think so. Oh, man. Maybe. Oh, my God. Have you read the penis one? Oh, that is such a good one. I reckon you can read that out.

Someone said, backhanded compliment, his penis was bigger but you use yours way better. That is such a backhanded compliment. There's the guy you'd be like, thanks. You didn't need to say that. You just don't need the fuck. You didn't need it. Brian Clint.

Is everybody feeling vocally lubed up? Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And me as well. And me, me, me, me, me. This is the only intro on the show that we sing. Let's do it, baby. I said, who do you think they are?

Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? Nice work, guys. Good energy. That was good. It's been a while, but we haven't lost it. We still got it, man. Yeah, still got it.

It's like riding a bike. In this game, we throw out the name of a celebrity and the goal, a win in this game, is if we all associate that celebrity with the same iconic role from their past. Exactly. That is the key.

I want to flip the game on its head a little bit this week and I want to give you an iconic role and find out which celebrity you associate with that role. Oh, okay, fun. See if that role is the same for each of us. I like it.

Okay. I see what you're saying. So I'll give it out. And because I could give options. I could list the people who have played that role. Or do you think we just go for it? I think you just go for it. I think you go for it.

I was just thinking about Ella. She might need a little bit of help. She'll do her best. I've got Google. She'll do her best. Okay. All right. So I'm going to give the role.

You tell me the person, the actor that is that role to you. Okay. First one. Start easy. Three, two. No, no, no. You say it and then you go through. I was going to say, give us some time.

Hang on. Okay. Three. No, no, no. Please say it and then you go through. I was going to say, give us some time. Yeah, hang on. Okay, three. No, no, no. Second first. One, two, three. Batman.

Three, two, one. Christian Bale. Oh, I couldn't think of anyone. I don't like Batman. Adam West? Yeah, he's my favourite Batman. The guy from Family Guy. He was Batman before he was on Family Guy.

I was thinking of, who's J-Lo with at the moment? Ben Affleck. That's who I was thinking of. Ben Affleck. He was not. That's Batman to you. Ben Affleck is Batman. That was the one that came to mind, yeah. Yeah, you have to go with the one on your mind.

You could have gone George Clooney. Oh, yeah. You could have gone Robert Pattinson. Ah, that one. Michael Keaton, Christian Bale, Adam West, or Val Kilmer. I think Christian Bale's probably Batman for me. He's Batman to me. We didn't sync up at all on that one.

That was, God, I dropped the ball on that. Let's have another one then. Catwoman. Three, two, one. Halle Berry. Anne Hathaway. I didn't even know she was Catwoman. She was Catwoman in the Heath Ledger Batmans.

Oh, well, obviously not memorable for me. Halle Berry, though, so memorable. Was Michelle Pfeiffer a Catwoman? Yes. Michelle Pfeiffer was a Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer, the white gold. Anne Hathaway, Halle Berry, and Zoe Kravitz. Oh.

Zoe Kravitz is so cool. Okay, let's do another one. Spider-Man. You all, surely we've all got this one Easy Three Two One

Tom Holland Did you say Tom Holland? Yeah Did you say Tom Holland? Yeah You're not Jin Z I'm not But I'm a big

Spider-Man fan And I've Because Tom Holland's done more movies now Than Tobey Maguire Tom Holland is Spider-Man to me. No one said Andrew Garfield. I do like him. Nah. I love him. Nah, he was the worst out of three.

What? Yeah, sorry. Sorry, some people wouldn't like it. I reckon he's the least iconic of the three too. Yep. He is by far. No, it's like the middle child. He's still important. Is he? You're middle childing him. He's middle Spidey. Okay, by far. No, it's like the middle child. He's still important. Is he? You're middle childing him. He's middle Spidey. Okay, last one.

And there's a lot to choose from for this one. Okay. But I feel like we'll get it. I reckon Ella won't be able to say any, but the three of us will say one. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one.

No, say the name first. James Bond 3, 2, 1 Pierce Brosnan What? Pierce Brosnan 100% From Mamma Mia Is Bond for me?

The dad from Mamma Mia He was on the cover of the game for PlayStation. Oh, he was on the 007 game, yeah. No, Nintendo 64. In PlayStation, I think. Was it on PlayStation 2? GoldenEye? Yeah.

What are you talking about? Ella, you do not know any James Bond. No, no, no. The one I had in my head, his name is Daniel Craig. Yeah, that's what I thought. I like him. I don't know if you guys have heard of Daniel Craig. Obviously had a big impact on your upbringing.

Big impact. Zero from four. Well done, guys. I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? There it is. That was fun. Do you know there's one Australian guy who's played James Bond?

Who? George Lazenby. And he only got to be James Bond once. Probably could. He's the only one-time James Bond. Probably because they would have been like, what drink do you want? Can I get a martini? Shaken, not stirred. One time James Bond. Probably because they would have been like, what drink do you want?

Can I get a martini? Shaken, not stirred. Can I get a VB? Don't shake it. Good on you, cobber. Time to die, mate. The name's Bondo. James Bondo. I want to talk about bedtime routines for a second.

Do you have one? Yeah Something you do before bed every night? My partner always reads me a story And then I A warm glass of milk And then a warm glass of milk I have my nightlight turned on

Yeah And I go to sleep Nice, it's a nice bedtime routine Sounds lovely Sounds tranquil, yeah I reckon there's more that you do than that And I reckon there is a stark difference between the way

men go to bed and the way women go to bed. Not all men, obviously, and not all women, but I think stereotypically we go to bed quite differently. Yeah, I'd say so. I've been watching my wife. This sounds creepy. I have observed Did you ask permission? Yeah, well

we're married. Does she know you're there? She has to let me in the house. Does she know you're there watching? I have observed the way that my wife goes to bed, and it is much more involved than the way that I'm putting myself to bed. How are you? Okay, let's start with you.

How are you? What is your bedtime routine? I think we should probably start with her. Okay, mine? Mine? Yeah. Get off the couch, put the cat's bowls in the sink, put a clean t-shirt on, brush my teeth and go to sleep. That's right, you're not a showerer. No. A night time showerer. Disgusting! Okay, that's a pretty simple nighttime routine. Do you want to hear mine?

Yeah, I do want to hear yours. Okay, mine, I usually, after dinner, I'll clean the dishes, make sure the kitchen's all clean. Yeah. And then I will go have a- Oh, yeah, I do the kitchen as well. Yeah. Yeah, it's way earlier.

Okay, okay, right. I'll do some dishes and stuff. I do other things. Right, right. I'm talking more about the other stuff that's about to happen. Then I will go, I will have a shower. I will use a cleanser on my face to get all the dirt and makeup and grime from the day.

Parnish. Cleanser. And then I will exfoliate certain parts of my body, like my knees and my elbows. And then I get out, I dry myself. And then I put on my four-step skin routine after that. Oh, my God.

So there's like a couple of serums, a moisturiser. So I put all that on after I get out of the shower. Then I floss my teeth. Yeah. So I floss my teeth and then I'll brush my teeth and then I'll put my comfy jammies on and take my earrings out, put all my phone on charge, my Apple Watch on charge, all that stuff, and then go to sleep.

And then do you go straight to sleep when you get into bed? No. Oh. What do you do when you get into bed? I'll put on the TV in the bedroom and I watch all the programs that I want to watch. So when you're ready to go to bed, when you're ready to start going to bed, how long do you think the process is from deciding, okay,

time to get off the couch to finally closing your eyes and going to sleep? How long do you think it takes? An hour. Sounds like an hour. At least, yeah. I reckon it's 45 minutes or an hour for my wife too. What you just described is exactly what she does, except she then gets into bed and reads for 20 minutes.

Yeah, but see, I didn't even include a hair washing night. See, that's a whole other thing to tackle. Christ on a bike. Because washing your – or and then if you involve shaving your legs and shaving your bits and pieces, that's another, I want to say, 20 minutes. Yeah. And then washing your hair is another 20 minutes. And then you've got to dry your hair because you can't go to bed with wet hair.

You're so clean when you get into bed. I don't think of myself as dirty when I get into bed at all. I put on a clean t-shirt and a clean pair of undies and I go to sleep. You think about all your body and your skin. It's just touched everything. I understand after listening to that and watching how my wife Lucy goes to bed, I understand how she thinks that I am absolutely disgusting. If I'm honest, if I was dating you, I would refuse to get into bed next to you if you had not showered.

I would just find that so disgusting. Do you even wash your feet? No. Oh, yuck! Before bed? Yuck! I don't wash my feet anyway. Oh, mate.

We've talked about this. I don't wash my feet anyway. Oh, mate. We've talked about this. I don't wash my legs. Men don't wash their legs. But if you shower, technically your feet are getting a bit of a wash. That's what I say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go in the shower box. Like, I'm so strict on it that if a friend of mine had a sleepover,

like, I would refuse them to get into bed before they had a shower. I'd be like, you're not getting in my bed before they had a shower i'd be like you're not getting in my bed unless you have a shower you've been at the club it's pretty gross when you think about it but we just don't think about it that's my point your poor wife imagine your side of the bed all the sheets would be filthy and dirty and hers are like pristine and clean yeah well locked in now babe you said you said i, for better or worse. You're the better, I'm the worse. I can just picture Lucy just vacuuming your side of the bed. All the dirt and grime.

Oh, I've played the Friday music by mistake. You've played it now. That means everyone, it's a short week. We're off to the pub. We're out of here. We were talking about backhanded compliments on the show earlier. There's this one extra one that's come through late. Someone said to me, you're not as dumb as you look.

That's such a horrible thing to say to someone. What the hell is wrong with people? Oh, God. Being a twin, I get told, oh, you're the smart one, as if I can't be the smart one and the pretty one. And that's why twins have issues, because they're always compared with each other. You know, such a problem.

Sometimes. I'd hate to be a twin. Sometimes both twins are hot. Yeah, absolutely. Hot twins. Hot twins. But then someone will always say, yeah, but that's the hotter one. That's the hotter twin, like the Olsen twins. Do they do will always say, yeah, but that's the hotter one. That's the hotter twin.

Like the Olsen twins. Do they do that to the Olsen twins? Yeah, people will always have their favourite. They'll be like, Ashley, Ashley's the hottest one. And they'll be like, nah, Mary Kate's the hotter one. Jesus. People still talk about the Olsen twins? Yeah, in fashion circles.

Yeah, right. They're fashionistas now. And their sister? My wife just bought a pair of Olsen twins shoes. Really? Yeah, really nice shoes. They have a massive empire, eh? Massive.

Huge. My wife bought the shoes secondhand, but she told me how much they retail for brand new. Like $1,500. $1,500? For a pair of Olsen twins shoes. I just picture them to be kids' shoes for some reason. Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah.

They light up. And then what about their sister, Elizabeth? She's hot too. Is she? God, they're a talented family. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. See ya.

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