ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th June 2024

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

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ZM's Bree and Clint Save Like A Boss with KFC's $9.99 Wicked Pack. Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Brie and Clint. What's going on everybody?

It's Brie and Clint. Clint and I were just discussing fuel prices and what we've been getting fuel at. I today filled up my car for $2.69. Nice. Very nice. I was stoked with that. I haven't seen my car for $2.69. Nice. Very nice. I was stoked with that. I haven't seen fuel that low in a long time. You imagine how cheap it is outside of Auckland then. Yeah.

Everywhere is about 20 cents cheaper than Auckland. When we went to Tauranga to do the movie Binge-a-thon. Yes. I bought like $1,000 worth of gas on my Z app. So I could buy it in advance. I was like, it's cheaper here. Z app application, isn't it? $1,000 worth of gas that's more expensive than what's at the pump.

Well, that's the risk you take. Yeah. It's a bit of a gamble sometimes. I am a gambler. Text us on 9696, just because we're interested. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's fuel costing in your town or city at the moment? How much is 91 where you live?

Yeah. Yeah. And where do you live? I mean, if we're going deep into fuel, I heard that diesel's back under $1.99. No way. Is the cost of living crisis over? Mate, don't say that. Where do you live? I mean, if we're going deep into fuel, I heard that diesel's back under $1.99. No way. Is the cost of living crisis over? Mate, don't say that.

Next, they'll be dropping mortgage rates. You know how I know that the cost of living crisis is in full swing? The amount dried pasta costs. Because dried pasta is something that I've bought in my weekly shop my entire life because of my Italian background. And dried pasta is through the roof. I can't believe how much it costs. Because that is like a basic meal.

You know, for a family, if they're doing it tough, a bit of spag bol or a pasta is what they go to. It is so expensive. I think it's because of the grain. Is there grain in pasta? Yeah. I think it's because of the grain. Is there grain in pasta? Yeah. Most of it comes out of the Ukraine. It's wild to me.

Jeez, move over, Heather Duplessie-Allen. There's a new hot news show in town. We're taking over. Yeah. All right, fun show coming up. Five on time is back at four o'clock. Would you believe we're up to ten and a half grand already if you can stop our timer

bang on five seconds. $1.71 diesel in Whanganui. $1.71! You're joking! That's wild. Oh, in Parmy, $91 costs $2.41! God, I always say

it's always Barmy in Parmy. Yeah, exactly right. Gotta get down there. It's cheap enough that I could drive there just to fill up and then drive back. And still have half a tank load. Let's get going on Tradie vs. Lady. The ladies are streaking ahead.

It's 53-42. If you want to represent either team, now is the time. Bree and Clint. It's the Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, here we go.

The lady's picking up a win from behind yesterday. They're on 53. The tradie's on 42. Today we're playing for $50 cash and thanks to the Tool Shed, a cordless backpack sprayer worth $185. Our lady is calling us from Christchurch. She is 41, and she has two Flemish giant bunnies. Welcome to the show.

It's Lynn. Hi, Lynn. Hi, guys. How much do the bunnies weigh? Well, they just had an appointment. They're 3kgs each now. Wow. That's a big bunny.

Did you say 3kgs each? Yeah, they're only 10 weeks old, but they're still a new baby. Yeah, I was going to say. So they'll get a lot bigger. How big do they normally get? Oh, it literally depends on their breed, like what purebred. But they can get up to like 7kgs. They get up to be funny.

That's like a small dog. We want them big, Ellen. We want them big. We do. We want them as big as possible. Bigger the ears, more Easter eggs they bring. That's like a small dog. We want them big, Ellen. We want them big. We do. We want them as big as possible. Bigger the ears, more Easter eggs they bring. That's right. You're taking on our tradie today.

She's a lady tradie. She's calling from Taranaki. She's 30, and she has three young children that just seem to follow her everywhere. Welcome to the show, Kendall. Hi, Kendall. Hi. Are the three kids there with you now? Yeah, they are.

So you'll just have to bear with me if they make noise. No, you're all good. They must smell like food or something. They must be able to smell it on you. That's why people usually follow around people. Yeah, that's how it works with small creatures. Okay, Lynn, your buzzer is lady. Kendall, yours is tradie.

First to three correct answers gets $ bucks cash and that tool shed prize. Are we good? Their buzzers are their names? Yeah, go buzzers' names, actually. Lynn, your buzzer's Lynn and Kendall, your buzzer's Kendall. Here we go. Question number one. One of the most successful romantic comedies in history is My Big Fat

What Wedding? Lynn! Lynn's in. My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Of course, My Big fat Greek wedding. Yeah. It is, of course, my big fat Greek wedding. Well done. One point to the ladies. Question number two.

Tom Holland, known most for being the current Spider-Man. Lynn. Yes, Lynn. Then there. Wow. Wow. I didn't even start that part of the question. That could have been anything.

It could have been name another actor to play Spider-Man, name another movie Tom Holland has been in. The end of the question was, which famous actor is he dating? Wow. That's incredible, Lynne. Can you see our questions, Lynne? Are you in the room, Lynne? No comment.

She probably is. Okay. All right. That means, Lynne, comment. She probably is. Okay. All right. That means, Lynn, you've got two on the board. Kendall, you need this one to stay in it. Here comes question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lynn.

Lynn's in. Oh, no. Coldplay. Yeah. And that's the win. Oh, no. Coldplay. Yeah. And that's the win. Oh, man. Yeah! I'm a lady!

I'm a lady! Lynn, you superstar. You've scored yourself $50 cash and that prize from the tool shed as well. Congratulations. Oh, that is awesome. My daughter's in the car. We listen every day. We're over the moon. Oh, you're amazing. Awesome. Kendall, the car. We listen every day. We're over the moon.

Oh, you're amazing. Awesome. And, Kendall, you know you've got a tribe there looking for food, so we've got some KFC chicken dollars coming your way as well. Oh, man, thank you. No worries. No one goes home empty-handed. Hey, Lynn, one last time.

Can you test your buzzer? Lady, Lynn! Lynn! Bree and Clint. Talking about purchases or things that people spend money on and you can't believe they're spending that much on it. You're like, you're spending what on what? I mean, I don't clean my car and I don't really get it cleaned either. I sometimes go through the BP car wash.

Oh, yeah, I do like doing that. I do like doing that. But I never understand people who regularly go and get their car like fully detailed, like a few hundred dollars each time to get their car professionally cleaned. Are there people doing that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like 250 for like a full car detailing. 250 human dollars. Yeah, I know. And I get that it's nice to have a clean car and it feels like you have a new car. But your car's going down in value anyway. Surely the only people getting that done are the ones with like Mercedes or BMWs or Range Rovers

who probably can afford it. Well, yeah, yeah, largely. Like is anyone, all I'm saying. If you take pride in your Suzuki Swift Sport, then maybe you want to do that. Is anyone with a Toyota Echo getting it fully detailed? We should do that. We should give that away as a prize.

Yeah. We should give away, this is the idea. We give away the most expensive car detailing to the cheapest car we can find. So we find someone who paid the least amount for their car and we go and get it like detailed to perfection. And then we get the car revalued and see if it's worth more oh my god imagine if it's worth more than if it's worth less than the car detailing we put in it probably uh let's talk to some people about the ridiculous purchase and we'll start with anonymous hi anonymous hi anonymous hi now it's people that

pay you for a service is that right yeah that right. And you think it's ridiculous and you're getting the money. What is it? Yeah, so I get money to look after people's horses for them. Wait, so you've obviously got a property and the facilities and people, what, pay you to look after their horse and keep their horse on your property? Yeah, so it works for them

just because they obviously don't have a property themselves to keep their horse on your property? Yeah, so it works for them just because they obviously don't have a property themselves to keep their horse. Yeah. And then it just enables them to not have such a huge commitment at the same time. Oh my God, you're a professional horse whisperer. Literally. How much are we talking, Anonymous?

How much do they pay you? Yeah, how much to keep my horse at your house? So like the max for full is about $250 a week. What? And then you get to hang out with the horses and ride them? Well, I don't ride them unless they ask. Okay. But no, just usually like feeding and providing feed and hay and a paddock and stables.

For you to ride them as well, Anonymous, is that like an extra service? Oh, you charge extra? Like a premium service? Yeah, that would be extra. Is it? How many horses are you looking after at the moment? So on the full, around five. Wait a second. Wait a second.

Hold on, wait. Hold on, wait. I've got to do the math because I'm not that smart. $1,250. No, just let me do it. Okay, sorry. You do it. It's $1,250 a week, Anonymous Oh, can I have your job? That sounds awesome

Yeah, I love it Okay I'm not sending my part-time job as well Or should I say, that sounds wholesome You should say that Yeah, you should say that Oh, good on you, Anonymous That's great

Someone texted through and they said My friend is spending money on Man United memorabilia, costing over 2 to 3K each and buying ugly paintings. I've got a mate who's addicted to those pop vinyl things. Oh, the pop vinyls. Yeah, those little figurines, like the Usher one that Ella got me for Christmas. How many does he have? Like a room full.

So how many are we talking? There would be 300, 400 of them in the room. And how much does each of them cost? I don't know. How much are those things? Ella, you got me one for my birthday, for Christmas. How much is one of those pop vinyls? Oh, I'd say maybe 40, but yours was an exclusive Usher one.

So, you know, maybe that was more than the average. I go all out. No, it's 50 bucks. Clint, I spent 50 on you. Thanks. 50 bucks. That's a fair amount. Get your calculator out again.

Kate's here. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Are you there, Kate? Hello, yes. There she is. What's the thing someone's spending good money on? Well, I'm the person spending the good money.

Well, tell us, Kate. What are you spending your money on? Well, let'm the person spending the good money. Tell us, Kate. What are you spending your money on? Well, let me preface this by saying I'm not spending as much as I was originally quoted. Okay, so you shopped around for whatever this was. Mm-hmm. I shopped around.

Okay. Yeah, I shopped around for a doggy therapist. A doggy therapist? Wait a second. Wait a second. Can you tell us what a doggy therapist is and why did you need one for your dog? Because my dog has anxiety and he needed to get medication and he needed to have some behavioural support services. I mean, I hear you. I've got a little rescue puppy and she

has anxiety from her past. So I do get it. What does the therapist do? What does the therapist actually do, and how much does it cost? The one we have is $90 an hour. Okay. The one we were quoted was $550. Whoa, okay, so you're getting a bargain.

Bree's collapsed on the floor at 90, but that's okay. That's okay. What do they do? Do they talk to the dog? Does the dog lie on a little bed? It's a few things. It's about sort of behavioral techniques, sort of desensitizing to whatever is stressing them out.

Okay, so it's more a trainer. Like you say therapists, but they actually do training stuff, right? Some sort of things, but yeah. How many times a week? How many times a week does your dog see the therapist? At the moment, we're doing once a fortnight. Once a fortnight. She does have clients that she sees more frequently than that.

Kate, please tell me that the doggy therapist doesn't like hold up pictures of things and is like, what does this remind you of? Look, we were really... Tell me about your relationship with your mother. Yeah. How is that? You were ripped away from your mother at only 10 weeks old? That's horrible.

From my real mum. From the real mum, yeah, yeah. From your real... You're from your birth mother? Kate thought we were talking about her, the mum. Oh, Kate. Hey, Kate, I get it. I mean, we do anything for our dogs.

They're like our babies. But damn, how long do you think you're going to be paying for a dog therapist? Oh, I asked that question yesterday. And the response was I wasn't four to six months, she reckons. Yeah, right. Oh, is that what the dog therapist has said? No, it's what the dog said. No, I thought that Kate and her partner might have discussed

how long they were going to pay for it all, you know. Look, I'm feeling confident with the techniques, though, so perhaps we could stretch the sessions out. There you go. Okay, well, all the best. You'll be a client for life. Hopefully it does work. There you go.

That's wild. As long as you get two quotes, you can. Okay. Well, all the best. You'll be a client for life. Hopefully it does work. There you go. That's wild. As long as you get two quotes, you can justify anything. As long as you go with the cheaper quote, you can justify any expense, I think. Do you know you can get lorazepam for your dog? Really? Doggy lorazepam. It's one of the pams, but you can get it for your dog. And if you run low, can you take some of your dog's lorazepam?

Look, I've heard rumors. Bree and Clint. I say let's move past taking someone's last name when you get married. I say we're done with that. 2024. I say keep your own name if you want to and if you want to take their name because it's a nice thing,

then do that as well. Yeah. You choose. I think we're there. You choose. But I think it's important that if you do get married and you want to take their last name, but your name sounds silly with their last name,

then you probably can't take their last name. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'd go one step further. Even if your name doesn't sound silly as a combo, if you think they've got a bad last name, just don't take it. Just don't take it. Because there are bad last names out there.

There are. Yeah. And, you know, they'll know. There's also a conundrum where if you have a really good last name, like a really nice sounding last name, and then theirs is really plain.

Yeah. I find that an issue too. Like if someone has a last name like Rose or something that has a bit of character to it. Or just something that's more unusual, you know? No offence to people with this last name. And then you become a Smith. Yeah. Or a that's more unusual, you know? No offence to people with this last name. And then you become a

Smith. Yeah. Or a Brown. Or a, you know? Like something that's just a bit more common. A bit more common. There's a woman on TikTok that has shared her story about what her name turned into when she got

married. I think we've got it here yep maybe yeah so i'm getting married next year um and my current last name is dent which i think is like a fine last name like no complaints uh my fiance's last name is mQuiston, which I think is cooler than Dent. But the problem is, is my first name is Kristen. So I will be Kristen McQuiston. And I don't think that's quite as cool. No, that's where you're wrong, Kristen.

That is cool AF. Kristen McQuiston. She can't. She can't. I think she needs to. Because every time someone will meet her

and learn her name they'll say wait a second did you say your name is actually Kristen McQuiston and then for their first dance they could learn the twist

and then she'd be Twiston Quiston McQuiston I mean it's just it doesn't work it doesn't work does it it's like Edward Edwards you know when you hear people have got those

sort of names, you go, really? Really? Who did that to you? Why? Who hurt you? Why did you do that? Why? I, look, I know a girl from back home and legit her name, including middle name, is Selena. Yeah.

Serena. Yeah. Last name Spina. It is not. It is. No, that. Last name Spina. It is not. It is. No, that's made up. No, it's not. That's a wild, wild yarn. It's not. Her name is Selena Serena Spina.

I swear you can look her up on Facebook. From an Italian family, obviously. Spina. Why does she do that? Spina is an Italian name. Who did that to her? Well, from memory, it was her parents. But they did it to her twice. It wasn't even through marriage. They did it to her? Well, from memory, it was her parents. Like it wasn't even a...

But they did it to her twice. It wasn't even through marriage. It's what I mean. They did it to her with her first name and they did it to her with her middle name. It's a triple banger. Selena Serena Spina. You're taking your husband's name. 100%. See, there's times where it's like,

you go, screw feminism, I'm taking your name. I gotta get out of this nightmare. I don't care what it is, unless it's like you go screw screw feminism i'm taking your name i gotta get out of this nightmare i don't care what it is unless it's felina then you've really done yourself in thomasina thomasina we want to ask you this afternoon do you have a situation like that like does your first name and last name sound funny together? Or did you narrowly avoid being in that situation by not changing

your last name through marriage? Yeah. Like, is your partner's last name, you can't take it because of what I would have done to you?

Yes. What is the funny sounding name? And it can be for a bunch of different reasons. It doesn't have to rhyme like Selena Serena Spina. What was that other girl? Kristen McTwister.

Kristen McQuiston. Kristen McQuiston. Yeah. Kristen McQuiston. Kristen McQuiston. Yeah. Kristen McQuiston. What's the funny sounding name? Maybe it's because you had to take your partner's name through marriage and it ended up making your name a bit crap. Yeah.

Why did you do that? Which, why did you do that? Why did you do that? Don't take their last name. Why are you going to hurt their feelings? Because they had such a bad last name and they've been bullied about it all their life. And then they were like, you'll take my last name, right? And you're like, nah, bro, your last name's Decox.

It sucks. Literally. We should take my last name because it's cool. Their last name literally was sucks. Yeah. Your name sucks. It does not. No, it literally is sucks. No, that's the word. We're going to start with Cara. Your name sucks. It does not. No, it literally is sucks.

No, that's the word. We're going to start with Cara. Hi, Cara. Hi, Cara. Hi, how are you? We're good. Thank you. Tell us, Cara, what was the funny name?

So when I first moved to New Zealand, I met this lovely girl called Rhianne, and her married name was Pavan. So her name was Rhianne Pavan. Her husband's name was Sam. He was Sam Pavan. Oh, no. I was telling my husband about it and laughing, and he said, well, it's a good job they didn't name his son Cameron.

I was going to say. Yeah. And he goes, you know, Cameron, Cam, Cam Pavan. Cam Pavan. Oh, that would have been the real absolute crescendo to that whole story. They actually have to do it. Yeah. They have to do it.

It's an opportunity missed if you don't. No, they named him Cam-saw. They named him what? Saw. Saw? Yeah. No, take these people's naming rights away. Saw?

Sawpervan. Sawpervan? I'd rather Cam. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, Cara. Saw? Saw-per-van. Saw-per-van? I'd rather can. Yeah. Okay, thanks, Cara. We appreciate that. Thanks, Cara. Someone texted through and said,

it's not a marriage name story, but there was someone in our district with the last name Quirter and their first initial was S. No. So on their letterbox, it said S. Quirter. It did not. And I giggled every time I saw it. I reckon that's true.

I reckon it's true. Bring up the tone. My mum had Scottish cousins, Dougal McDougal, Dougal McDonald, Donald McDonald, and Dougal McDonald. How confusing. Like that is just

a minefield at Christmas time, isn't it? Do you know where Donald McDonald's favourite place to eat is? Old McDonald's Farm? No, KFC. Ava's here. Hi, Ava. Hi, Ava. Hello.

Hi, guys. How are you? We're good. How are you, Ava? Amazing. Thank you. I'm so excited to be here. I'm literally shaking.

Oh, cool. Have you ever called the show before? No, never. This is my first time. Oh, well, cool. Have you ever called the show before? No, never. This is my first time. Oh, well, welcome. Thank you so much. We like to celebrate you here, Ava. First time caller.

Thank you. Thank you so much, guys. You're welcome. Ava, you absolute ray of sunshine. Who had the silly name? It's my own name. I've got four names in my name. So I've got my first name, my middle name, and my two own name. I've got a, I've got four names in my name. So I've got my first name, my middle name and my

two last names. Alright, hit us with it. So it's Ava Marie Hunt hyphen Englejew. That's a mouthful. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Thank you. That's what it reminds me of. So it's Ava Marie Hunt Englejew. That is such a

long name. Do you love it? I love my last name. I don't think... If I ever got married, I would never change it. No, you can't. Yeah, don't, Eva. It's unique. You keep it.

It's so unique and cool. Hey, you're fun. Thanks, Eva. We love talking to you. Thank you. Have a stunning day, guys. You too. You too, Eva.

Bless you. Someone texted through and said, my friend Zara married a guy with the last name Mara. So her name was Zara Mara. That's not great. Someone said, my sister always loved the first name Jenna, but couldn't use it for her kids as her last name is Till. What was the first name?

Jenna. Oh. Jenna Till. Really? Yeah, you can't use the name Jenna, that's for sure. I remember a police detective in Wellington called Detective Ramsbottom. What is it? Detective Ramsbottom.

That's not true. That is not true. You know, it would be an old English thing where they used to, like, keep sheep or something like that, and that's where it would have come from. Ramsbottom. But we don't have to continue the Ramsbottom name into 2024. Be careful. There might be some Ramsbottoms listening right now. I'm sure there is.

I'm sure there is. Someone said, speaking of names, my mum was born as Sandra. Her name was Sandra Best. She got married to a Bryant, then remarried and is now Sandy Beaver. But my stepdad's ex was the best as her first name was Gay. Gay Beaver. Let's talk to Cameron. Hi Cameron. I think I like Sandy Beaver. Hello. Hi Cameron. Tell us, is it your name that is pretty funny?

No, it was my grandma's. Okay. Her name was Harriet and she married into the last name Marriott. Harriet Marriott? Yes, she ended up having to change her first name to Hettie. Wait, wait, wait a second. Wait a second. So, obviously, it's your grandma, so this would have been a little while ago. So, rather than just not take that last name, she decided to change her first name. Yeah, there was no other option for her.

What? So, a name she'd had her whole life. She had to change her first name. That would give me an identity crisis. It was not being Harriet Marriott. Yeah, it would just be Harriet, your own last name. Yeah, just don't take the last name. What did she change Harriet to?

Hettie. Hettie? Yeah. Buzzy. Hettie Marriott. It'd be like a dog and you get it from the SPCA and you give it a new name and it doesn't answer. Yeah. That'd be me. Can you imagine? It'd be so confusing.

Every time someone called her by a new name, it would have taken so long. Harriet Marriott. That's good. Thanks, Kim. We appreciate it. Thanks, Kim. My aunt's last name was Dickie and her first name was Shirley.

She married Ridge Ricky but decided to hyphenate. Her name is Shirley Ricky Dicky. I quite like it. No, I quite, I rate that one. Shirley Ricky Dicky. Shirley Ricky Dicky. That's cool. I like it.

Changing your first name is wild. I can't believe that. How times have changed, eh? Well, I guess there's only one option. Change my first name. Yeah, that makes sense. Just talking about funny names before, just a couple more texts for you. We were laughing at Sergeant Ramsbottom in Wellington.

Yeah. Someone said there's a place in England called Ramsbottom. It's like Upper Hutt and Lower Hutt. So you can live in Upper Ramsbottom or Lower Ramsbottom. What would you rather? I feel like I'd be an Upper Ramsbottom kind of girl. Depends what you're into, I guess. Someone texted and they said,

my auntie's first name is Lee. She married our uncle, whose surname is Lee. So she became Lee Lee. Worse still, they got divorced and she never changed her name back. Oh no, Lee Lee. And finally,

my great, great, great nana, her name was Fanny Puddle. It was not. We are certain that she was born in a bad period, but genuinely that was legit her name. Fanny Puddle. Fanny Puddle. Remember my primary school teacher? We've called him on the show one time before.

Mr. Fanny? No, I don't remember Mr. Fanny. And legit, before he came to my primary school to teach at our primary school, he was the vice... Producer Ella's laughing. This is a true story. He was the vice principal

at this other school and you know what the principal's name is? And this is no BS. This is a true story. So, vice principal, Mr. Fenny. Yep, vice principal Fenny. Principal, who was a woman, Mrs. Cox. That's a true story. So vice principal, Mr. Fenny. Yep, vice principal Fenny. Principal, who was a woman, Mrs. Cox. That's true story. What? That's dead set true story.

At Stanthor. Why'd he leave? At Stanthor Primary School. Why'd he leave? At Stanthor. This couldn't see eye to eye. Oh, jeez. Probably for the mere fact that she was Mrs Cox and he was Mr Fenney

and they would have got bullied. My old teacher's name was Paul Hiscock. If you're a teacher, you really need to think about your name, don't you? Someone said local traffic officer was named Sergeant Coxhead. No, it wasn't. Coxhead by name, Coxhead by nature. It was not. Grow up, everybody.

Please grow up. We've got things to do. Like, what's the plot? Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do.

Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? It's our movie guessing game where you go head to head with Bree, guessing movies as quickly as possible. And if you get two before Bree does, today you'll win $100 cash. $100. We didn't get to play last week. We ran out of time, so I feel like I'm out of practice.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we're back into it with Fiona. Hi, Fee. Hello, Princess. Hey, team. How are we? Yes, good. Thank you.

Do you know what I'm referencing there, Fiona? I have a fair idea. Normally the first thing that comes up when anyone knows my name. Good, that was a movie test. Low-hanging fruit. Yeah, straight. You passed. One point to Fiona.

Wait, wait, what? Early lead. Oh, no, I'm in trouble. Fiona, pretty simple game. I'll read movie plots. You buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is. Don't wait for the end. And if you get two correct before Brie, you win

the hundred bucks, okay? Oh. Today, for no particular reason, we're just doing Academy Award winning films. Okay. So big films. And not those weird niche-y ones too, where they win and you're like, well, I'm never going to watch that.

Yeah, some of them. You know, they're real arty and you're like, oh, cool, happy for you. Never going to watch that. No, these are them. Some of them I'm like. Oh, cool. Happy for you. Never going to watch that. No, these are all good ones. Okay. The first one is a movie from 1998. And it goes like this. When a car dealer learns that his estranged father has died, he returns home to Cincinnati where he discovers that he has an autistic older brother

and that his father's $3 million. Brie? Brie? What's eating Gilbert Gray? Incorrect. Free guest fee? Gran Turismo? Good guess. No.

Gran Turismo is such a good movie. He discovered he's got an autistic older brother and that his father's $3 million fortune. Brie? Oh, no. I was going to say, there's just something about Mary, but no. No. Free guest fee or keep going?

Keep going. Okay, you're both back in. His father's $3 million fortune is being left to the institution in which he lives. Motivated by his father's money, he checks his brother out of the facility in order to return with him to Los Angeles. The brothers' cross-country trip

ends up changing both of their lives. You haven't got it? Haven't got it. Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise? Don't have it. No? No idea. Even I've seen this one. It's Rain Man. Yeah. Haven't seen it.

Have you seen it, Fi? No, I have not. Yeah. Haven't seen it. Okay. Have you seen it, Fi? No, I have not. Yeah, that's all right. We start afresh. It's a classic. Movie number two. An aspiring nun at an Austrian

Abbey. Brie. Sister Act? Incorrect. Free guess, Fi? Sound of Music? Sound of Music's correct. Of course it is.

Nice one, Fi. One point to Fi. Movie number three. An English prince must ascend to the throne, but he has an impediment which is holding him back. Fiona. Fiona. The King's Speech.

King's Speech, correct. There you go. No chance. Well done, Fee. Very good. Very good. $100 coming your way. Awesome.

Thanks, team. There you go. Seen the King's Speech? Haven't seen it. It's very good. It's got the guy from... You know me. I don't like old-timey things.

It's not even old-timey. It's 1940s. Old-timey. No. Yes. No. You liked bloody... You liked bloody...

What's Leonardo DiCaprio in that one with the song? It goes... The Great Gatsby? Great Gatsby. You liked that. Yeah, I didn't Scooter-ba-ba-ba. Bloody. The Great Gatsby? Great Gatsby. You like that? Yeah, I didn't mind it. I didn't mind it. I like how you're like, old timey's not 1940s.

Well, that's 1920s and you enjoyed that. How do you remember that? Scooter-ba-ba-ba. Bree and Clint. Guys, British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is in the news again. Oh, yeah. Have you seen this story? Nah, last time we talked about him,

it's because everyone got angry that he was wearing sambas. That's right. They're like, bro, you're making sambas uncool. Don't ruin the sambas. Well, the thing about, if you don't know much about uh rishi sunak the british parliament prime minister it's that he is from a super super wealthy family like and i'm not just talking like oh he comes from a rich background like i'm gonna say like one of the richest families yeah in in britain yeah he's he's he's he's of the establishment. He's very wealthy.

I've done some research into it, like just how rich. And so Sunak's family, the net worth is estimated to be just over 1.3 billion. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, okay. Putting him as number 245th on the Sunday Times 2024 rich list of wealthiest Bretonians. He's richer than the King of England.

He's literally richer than King Charles. Yeah. Yeah, that's how rich this guy is, right? Anyway, which he cops a lot of flack and people always say that how can he be the Prime Minister of this country? He's out of touch with the common man. He doesn't know what we go through. He has no idea about certain struggles and what we need, you know?

Yeah. And anyway, recently on an interview broadcast, he was asked a question about, you know, growing up, did your family have to go without anything? Oh, okay. Like, did you have any struggles? Yeah, yeah. Like, you know.

Tales about a time you guys were doing it tough. Exactly. What did you have to go without in your family? Oh, what's he said? Take a listen to what the Prime Minister said. What did you go without as a child oh we went out with lots of things right because my parents wanted to put everything into our education and that was a priority like lots of people there'll be all sorts of things that i would have wanted as a kid that i

couldn't have right famously sky tv so that was something that we never had growing up, actually. Oh, wow. Oh, my. He is one of us. He is one of us. Wait, what an inspirational story. He's pulled himself up by his bootstraps. Oh, he's really come from nothing. He has really done it tough, hasn't he? So he is actually, if you don't know anything about his family,

which you probably don't, he is the son of a doctor and a pharmacist. So I believe, and what people are trying to say is his family weren't like that well off, but they were doing all right. Okay. Where did the billions come from then? Well, I think it was through a combination of his past career in financial

services. He's made the money. And the family fortune of his wife. Oh, okay. I believe her father founded an IT company. What's the right way to answer that question? When the journo puts it to you. The right answer. Do you just go, no, actually I come from

a very privileged background. We actually were fine. I was very lucky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I actually came from, but that is the way to answer it. You answer it truthfully. You don't try. You can hear him floundering, though, searching for a thing.

And I thought he was going to be like, we only had two controllers for our PS1. Yeah, it was tough. And only one of them was DualShock. One of them was one of those Mad Catz controllers, which wasn't even a real PlayStation controller. Because both of us wanted to play Colin McRae Rally and only one of us could at a time. Okay, I am just like you.

Yeah. He's going to get massacred in that election. I think they're on a hiding to nothing, but what do I know? Yeah. Maybe. Anyway. You went without Sky TV?

You poor bugger. God. Bree and Clint. Were you a Dawson's Creek fan? I think I was a little bit too young. Yeah. But I remember my sister watching it. Yeah.

And was it Pacey? Yes. Would always come through the window? Yeah. Someone's room? Yeah, I think there was a lot of window climbing. What was her name who married Tom Cruise? Katie Holmes.

What was her character's name? Joey. I think he used to go through Joey's window. Yeah, she was in like a love triangle with Pacey and Dawson. Yeah. It was the original OC. Yeah, big time. Katie Holmes from Dawson's Creek has just found out in an interview

that she's not a part of the Dawson's Creek group chat. What? Why? There's a story in the New Zealand Herald today, and the interviewer asked Katie Holmes about what they talk about in the Dawson's Creek WhatsApp group. It's got all of the cast members in it. Pacey, Dawson, Jen,

and she thought Joey, aka Katie Holmes. Did Katie Holmes know anything about it? Katie Holmes said, Really? I wasn't aware that there was a WhatsApp. No. Scando.

I wonder why she wasn't invited. She said, But you know what? I'm really bad at WhatsApp. I wonder why she wasn't invited. She said, but you know what? I'm really bad at WhatsApp. I never check it because it's all a little bit too much for me, which is what you say when you've just found out that you're not a part of the WhatsApp group. And you're really upset and broken inside. I don't reckon she's in it.

I reckon they're jealous of how famous she is and they're all talking behind her back. You reckon that's why? She's the most famous of the Dawson Creekers, followed closely by Michelle Williams. Yeah, for sure. Do you reckon it's because, you know, she probably didn't stay in touch with all of them?

Like, you know, when she fell in love with Tom Cruise? Maybe the Scientology thing had gone about too much. And he was jumping on Oprah's couch and they were all kind of like, let's leave her out of it because she seems busy. Or she always sends them voice notes instead of texts. And she's always talking about her daughter Suri, which their phone hears as Suri and then it activates Suri inside their phone.

It's too annoying so they just don't let her in the group chat. Super confusing. You know what? If you have a Samsung, you know Samsung TV? Yeah. Do you know there's a 24-hour Dawson's Creek channel? Yeah, I didn't know that one, but I've seen the 24-hour Home Improvement channel.

I don't have that one. Yeah. I've got the Dawson's Creek one. I saw the 24-hour Buffy the Vampire Slayer channel. Oh, I haven't seen that either. Yeah. Weird, eh? There's all these weird channels on there now.

I think I've got a 24-hour Shark Tank channel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Weird, eh? There's all these weird channels in there now. I've got a 24-hour Shark Tank channel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I saw a 24-hour The Nanny channel on there too. Oh, I've got that one. I've got that one. I've seen it. Friend Dresher's The Nanny.

Yes, yep. Which I don't know if you need a 24-hour The Nanny channel. Oh, Mr. What's his name? Oh, Mr. Sheffield. Mr. Sheffield.

Oh, I'd be gutted if I was her. I'd be upset. I don't know what group chats I'm not a part of, obviously, but I'm fine with it. In fact, I'm in some group chats that I wish I wasn't. Yeah. Put me in less group chats is my opinion. Normally that is the case.

I always feel real upset, and this is true. This is me being genuine. I always feel quite upset that every season I've done Celebrity Treasure Island, there's always a contestant group chat. Yes. And then, like, as people get eliminated, you know, they start to join this group chat. Oh, because you can't have your phone on the island.

So when you go home, you get into the group chat. Yeah. This is what I've heard because I've never been invited. Oh. It always makes me real sad. And then they all have this cool group chat because one time- Even past season people. No, no, no.

Each season gets their own one. Each season has their own one. And then, you know, as they get eliminated, they all join this group chat. And then it continues on as the show goes to air. They have all this fun banter in the group chat. Oh, babes. And then one time Laura Daniel showed it to me and I was like, have all this fun banter in the group chat. And then one time Laura Daniel showed it to me and I was like, I wish I was a part of the group chat. And she goes, yeah, you're

not. She goes, oh well. She could have added you. I want to know this afternoon, I know 800 dials at him, or you can text us as well. When were you left out of the group chat? What was the group chat? Do you feel you had a right to be in it? Or you thought it'd just be nice to be in it?

And when you found out that you weren't in the group chat, you're like, ouch, guys. Ouch. That really hurts me. Maybe you found out there's a family group chat, your own family group chat, and you're not a part of it. I wish I wasn't a part of some family group chat. Actually, can I get out of my family group chat?

I'm kidding if my family is listening. It's hard to leave once you're in though. It's like a cult. Your family are your family for life. And it throws it up on the screen. It's like Clint has left the group chat. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. We want to know what was the group chat

that you were left out of? Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's my favourite track on the new Billie Eilish album. It's called Birds of a Feather. It's a good one, eh? We're going to sing the other Billie Eilish song for Friday Okie tomorrow. You know the one.

Involves not dinner, but... Dinner for two. Lunch. Lunch, yeah, yeah, sorry. We're asking, what's the group chat that you were left out of? Katie Holmes has found out that she's not part of the Dawson's Creek group chat. Or she might be, but she doesn't know how to work WhatsApp. She said that she thinks it's because she just doesn't check WhatsApp.

Maybe. I think she's been left out, maybe, because she didn't keep in touch with the Dawson's Creek crew. If you haven't even checked, if you've never responded to any of the group chats, then they will have ploughed on without you. She's checked. And you are effectively not part of it. We're talking about family group chats. And Bree had a shock realisation that you might not be part

of your family group chat. Yeah, in the break I just went, my family doesn't have a group chat. Wait a second. Maybe I'm not included in the family group chat. There's always a group chat. If you don't think there's a group chat, you're just not in the group chat. Me and my brother and sister, we have a siblings group chat. But there always a group chat. Yeah. If you don't think there's a group chat, you're just not in the group chat. Me and my brother and sister, we have a siblings group chat. Yeah.

But there's no such thing. No, that might be it. I'm sure that's it. I'm sure that's it. I hope that's it. I'm sure your family are not talking. I'm the one that lives the furthest away as well. I'm sure they haven't got like an Australian only group chat. No New Zealand Australians allowed. Oh my God, they do, don't they?

You could relate to this then. My sister was the first to move out of home. When she did, our family made a group chat without her in it. Just saying things like, is there milk at home? Or do we want takeout tonight? Etc. When my sister found out about this, she was so mad

like we didn't want to include her in the family anymore. We didn't think it was that big a deal. Yeah, but can you see it from your sister's perspective? As soon as she moved out. Every time she hears that you guys are having takeaways and she's sitting in some cold Dunedin flat, she's like, they don't even want me there.

They've forgotten about me already. This person wants to be anonymous because it involves the in-laws. But what's the group chat that you weren't a part of, Anonymous? Hi, my in-laws have a female-only group chat. Okay. Right, okay, for the gals. Yep, includes my sister-in-laws, my mother-in-law, auntie-in-law, and then her side of the family as well.

Yeah. Okay. My husband only has sisters, so I am the only female in-law. Okay, sure. And I'm not included. I don't mind. I almost believed you when you said that. I don't mind, except for constantly they're like,

oh, did you see Aunty put a photo up? Or, oh, did you read that chat that we had the other day? And I'm like, yeah, nah, I'm not in your group. Why wouldn't they include you anonymous? Do you have any, like, inkling why? I have no idea. I haven't bothered to ask. Do you want to be included?

Do you want to be in there? I would like to be, but I also understand that I'm not blunt. But, yeah, I'm pretty blunt when they're like, did you see it? You're about as close to blood as they'll get, though. Yeah, how long have you and the hubby been together? Oh, 12 years, married, six. That's family. Have you got kids?

Yep. That's family. You're family. You should be in that group chat. Do you reckon they don't realise you're not in there? Do you reckon they don't know that you're not in there? They have to know because I constantly say it when they bring it up. Anonymous, do you want me to call one of them and call them out for you?

I'll do it. And I'll call your family, Bree. Okay, good. Deal. Good deal. Or you two left out losers because you've got your own group chat. Even better. Just you two in a group chat together.

And then we can just bitch about all them, Anonymous. Love it. Okay, good. Thank you, Anonymous. That's a very good story. Someone said, we've got a work group chat one, and everyone in there, sorry, let me start again. We've got a group work chat for all of us ladies.

There is a male colleague who got so heartbroken when he found out that he wasn't in our female-only group chat. Oh, that breaks my heart. You know why he's gutted? Because I reckon until the group chat, he thought he was one of the girls. Yeah. He thought, I know they're girls and I'm a guy, but I'm one of the girls. I'm one of the girls. We have lunch together.

We goss. And there is. And you don't want me in your group chat? And that sucks. But then, I mean, when you call the group chat girls only it's hard to then add him in but if he's the only guy

we've always had guys like that that are a part of the girls we're just like oh no you're included I'm in a girls only group chat it's called the Bree and Clint group chat oh yeah true I'm the only guy in the group chat wait there's not a girls only group chat that I'm not aware of, is there, girls? Oh, I think we need to go to a song.

Shoot. Oh, look at the time. Don't say anything, girls. Nothing. Like I said, I want to be in less group chats. Bree and Clint. We were just talking about the group chat that you're not in. And what is it?

Someone said, we've got a family group chat that excludes our annoying sister-in-law. We literally only talk about how annoying she is. What if that's anonymous? Wait. What if that's anonymous as family? Oh my God, it could be. She caught up before. No.

Surely. She seemed lovely. She wasn't annoying at all. She wasn't annoying. It wasn't. That's not it. That is not it. Unless.

Unless. Text that person back. Text them back. Be like, did she sound like anonymous that we just had on the phone? No, no, no, no. I don't know. Wouldn't be her. Oh, they've just replied and said that it wasn't her.

Yeah. I didn't see that reply. Where's that reply? Let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. Who's up first? Jason's going to go first. Kia ora, Jason.

G'day, Jason. Kia ora, Koroa. How are we? We're good, thank you, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, pretty good, thanks. Good to hear. Hey, Jase, what is your birthday?

The 13th of August, 1985. Same birthday as Mama Di. There you go. You were 16, though, a lot later than Mama Di. That was unnecessary. It was in 2001. I was just saying. Poor old Mama Di.

No. You didn't need to say the a lot. You didn't need to say the a lot. You didn't need to say old. I said poor Mama Di. You said old. You said. No, you said poor old Mama Di.

Christ. Anyway, let's move on swiftly. Here's your birthday banger. What do you reckon, Jase? Do you like it? It's not bad. It's not bad. Not quite my flavour, but we'll go with it.

2001, what were you hoping for? Forgot about Dre? Oh, maybe or something a bit more rocky. Yeah, okay. Okay, fair enough. Still not a bad one from Blue. Hold there. Let's go to something a bit more rocky. Yeah, okay. Fair enough. Still not a bad one from Blue. Hold there. Let's go to Katie. Go to Katie.

Hi, Katie. Hi. How's your day been, Katie? Very busy. Why so busy? Sick people at work, just lots to do. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough.

Hey, well, let's get you home then, Katie. What's your DOB? The 3rd of the 8th, 1989. Right. That means, Katie, you were 16 in 2005 when we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Raw.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Pussycat Dolls and Don't Ya. Wow. Pussycat Dolls and Don't Ya. What do you reckon, Katie? Yuck. Did you say yuck? Yuck. Let's go with the first one. Okay, fair enough.

Fair. This was the first Pussycat Dolls song, wasn't it? It was. This was the first hit. Yuck. I don't't it? It was. This was the first hit. Yuck. I don't think anyone's ever reacted to their birthday banger with yuck before. I like the honesty, Katie. I like it.

Let's do Andy's birthday banger. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. Thank you, Andy. Lovely deep voice.

Are you a voiceover artist? Maybe. In another life. In another life. Well, all we need is your birthday, Andy. We'll do your birthday, Bangham. Yeah, 2nd of July, 82. Alright, that means you were 16 in 1998, and we've turned back the clock. Here it is. When everybody's come for a party

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Congratulations. Lovely stuff, guys. Thank you for bringing this delicious birthday bang into the airways, Andy. Let's go! I wonder if this song's still entirely appropriate in 2024. I think it's okay. Don't think about it. Don't think about it.

Just enjoy it. Here it is. One to make you move. Song with a funky kung fu groove. Bree and Clint. There's a certain brand of instant noodles that apparently is so spicy they've been banned in Denmark. Which seems wild to me.

Well, I just don't understand why they'd be banning them unless people are ending up in the hospital. We'll have a listen to this. Three versions of the popular South Korean instant noodle brand, Buldak, will no longer be sold in Danish shops. Officials in Denmark have recalled the products because their capsicum levels are so high, they pose a risk of the consumer developing acute poisoning.

Acute poisoning? What does that mean? Acute poisoning? Is that like cute poisoning? What's that mean? Acute poisoning. Is that like cute poisoning or like? What's acute poisoning? Like it poisons you. Yeah, that's what they're saying. That's taking it to a whole new level.

I've managed to find those noodles, which are not illegal in New Zealand. And I found two varieties. I've found the hot chicken ramen flavour from Bulldack. And I've also found the two times spicy hot chicken ramen flavour from Bulldack and I've also found the two times spicy hot chicken ramen noodles. I have tasted the black packet before. Yeah. And my partner and I were up and down

all night on the toilet. And you said you shared a packet. We shared a packet. It's spicy. So the red one is supposed to be twice as spicy as the black one. Yeah. I've had the producers make up both, and we can decide which one we try. Okay. I say we go the hottest.

I do too. Yeah. Don't piss around, right? Don't piss around. Let's just go for the hottest. All right, good deal. Yep. It's bright red.

It's violently red. It's so red. Looks like the depths of hell in that bowl. Yeah, I'm just going to get a little sniff. Do you want me to go first or do you want to go first? I reckon we can go at the same time. Okay. I reckon you can load up your fork.

Okay. And I can load up my fork and we can do this at the same time. Jeez. I am going to take my white knitted sweatshirt off though. Look, I'm getting... I'm worried this is coming straight back up. I'm getting a good amount here. You pass me that other bowl so I can let it drip into there.

Yeah, you want to slurp the slurping bowl? But I've got... Okay, you go. I've got my mouth full here. Well, that's quite a bit. Wait, what did you say before? Because you've been excited about this all day. You said...

How spicy can it be? That's right. I just wanted to get that on camera just for a before and after. Like you saying that before and then after. Okay, you ready? All right. The red, two times spicy... This is the hottest.

...Buldak ramen. Okay. Cheers. Cheers. Oh, that's instantly quite spicy. Okay. It's heating up the palate. Oh, it's real bad, eh?

Who's eating that? It's hot on the top and it's hot on the bottom. It's in my nostrils. Take another bite. Have some more. It's spicy as is. It's real spicy. What is it about this that people enjoy? I love how Clint's like, how spicy could it be? I'm just trying to imagine getting through a whole bowl. I'm telling you, don't do that. Have you got anything on tomorrow morning? You better clear your schedule for tomorrow. I dare you to sip some of the soup. Okay.

I'll give it a go. I'll give it a... It looks very fiery, eh? It's got a kick to it. It really... Not good flavour. It's not too bad, eh? Like, it is making my nose run. Clint's not the best with spice.

And that is yummy as well. Like... It is yum Do you want to try the others And see if that'll cool it down Yeah screw it At this stage who gives a shit Give those a go

I don't know if it's I don't know if it's spicy enough To be made illegal Like So this is meant to be less spicy Less spicy Oh yeah That's nicer

Oh compared to those other ones That's delicious. They taste... Fantastic chicken flavour. That tastes like megeran. Oh, there's actually no spice whatsoever in this one compared to the other one. Have I burned all my taste buds off? I think

you have. My tongue's still tingling. Who is eating them on the regular? Yeah. Who is sitting down? If these are your noodle, who are you? Who is sitting down to a bullduck spicy times two ramen every night?

Who are you and what do your poos look like? Do you have any of your anus left? I need to remember this because if I get home and kiss my wife with these lips. Yeah. She's not going to be happy I can't wait to get a text from you tomorrow morning they're not inedible is what I'd say no they're not inedible that's the bull duck

two times spicy we just ate the bull duck Korean ramen noodles that are getting banned in Denmark and I think we did okay Bree and Clint We just ate the Bulldak Korean Ramen noodles That are getting banned In Denmark And I think we did okay We did alright

Someone just texted And said our 11 year old Chinese students Eat those noodles Every day Really 11 year old children Someone else texted

And said we should try The Cully's World's hottest Ramen noodles next Okay Look at what these Look like Okay Cully's are ruthless Cully's World's Hottest Ramen Noodles next. Okay. Look at what these look like. Okay.

Cully's are ruthless. Maddie and I ate that Cully's sauce while you were on Treasure Island one time. And I... I've got some of those sauces in my fridge and I just never use most of them. There's like the lesser ones, like the salsa verde, I'll use like the number three. We only had like three forks. I feel lightheaded. I feel queasy.

Mate, come on. Meanwhile, Ella's finishing the whole bowl out there. Yeah, she loves it. You're a spice hound, Ella. You're fine with it. Yeah, I mean, it is spicy, but quite yum. Some people are just better with spice than others, aren't they? I mean, better than others, yes.

Yeah, look, it's a spectrum, okay? It's a spectrum. It's fine. It is hot. Ella's got a friendship test for us. I'm so excited. Yeah. Yeah, I just want to figure out who we are in this New York Times fancy quiz. Is this like a buzzfeed? Yeah. Which friend are you?

Okay. But with some psychology attached to it. Alright, what are the options? Oh, I'm telling you now. Are you? I don't know. How do we do this? Yeah. I reckon you tell us now. We were teasing it. No, we're attached to it. All right, what are the options? Oh, I'm telling you now. Are you? I don't know. How do we do this? Yeah. I reckon you tell us now.

We were teasing it. No, we're going to do it now. Okay, give me two seconds. Okay, we'll talk amongst ourselves. I was eating some noodles. You did distract her with the noodles. Who did I send it to? And then she was having both. She was trying both of them.

I tried it too, and you told me it was a heat heat, not a stingy heat. What's the difference? The stingy one hurts, and the hot one's just hot. It's sharp on your lips, eh? Like not even a whole noodle and I'm just like. I can't feel my lips. Someone said it's the delayed sting that gets you. Yeah, it really is.

Someone said there's a times three version. Yeah, we tried to get those, didn't we? Oh, we can get them. Do you want to do the times three tomorrow? Yeah. Should we do noodle roulette tomorrow? Or can we get the Cully's one as well? Yeah, we can get them. Do you want to do the times three tomorrow? Yeah. Should we do noodle roulette tomorrow? I reckon we get the Cully's one as well. Yeah, get that in too.

How about, oh, should we do, should we, I've got an idea, guys. Just had a great idea. Let's workshop it on air. Let's get in the spinny wheel. Yeah. And we call it the burn and ring of fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we put on the wheel a heap of different... On the ring of fire.

Yeah. All different spicy things, and then you have to spin the wheel and eat one of them. Yeah, okay. Yeah, let's do that. And we do it on a day that's not at the start of the week because then... Like, maybe at the end of the week.

Hey, Ella. I'm good. We'll do the friendship test tomorrow, okay? Oh, are you joking? Yeah, we're out of time now. That's us, folks. We are out of here. Thanks for joining us where we ate the world's hottest ramen packet noodles that are illegal

in Denmark. And we came up with a great idea. We came up with a great idea. A segment called the Burning Ring of Fire. Yeah. We have a wheel. There's a bunch of hot stuff on there. Like, I'm thinking, you know, the world's hottest corn chip.

Carolina Reaper. Hottest ramen noodles. What else is hot? Sweet chilli sauce. Sriracha mayo. I love sriracha. I've got bloody ramen on my white sweatshirt. The whole goal of today was not to get ramen on my white sweatshirt

and I've bloody done it. Oh, you have to. Day's ruined. That's not going to come out. That's going to stain. No, just put some nappy sand on it and it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Grow up, Clint.

Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow for a Friday Brie and Clint show. Bye-bye. And the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns.