ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th March 2024

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

Do you still sleep with a soft toy?  What did you catch on the security cams?  Is Clint... rich??  Clint used something for the first time and Bree is mega jealous.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Cheers to KFC. Hot and crispy boneless. Available now. ZM's Brie and Clint. Well, hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day guys. Happy Wednesday. Happy hump. Happy hump everyone. Happy hump. Happy hump everyone, happy hump. How is everyone? What have you been up to this morning Clint?

Um, you know, just a normal old day. Hit the home gym, took the kids to swimming lessons and then came in here to create some radio gold, you know. Just your typical blue collared bloke, eh? This is just a classic hump for me. What about you? Oh, mate, I've been here and there and everywhere this morning, actually. I'm broadcasting from a secret location.

I was going to say, are we going to say where you are today? Bree's not in the room with me. No, I'm not in the room. But I'm broadcasting from a secret location, so I actually can't tell you about anything that I've done this morning. I can see her on Zoom. There's a

drawn curtain in the background, so I can't see where she is. There's nothing. I can't see anything. Wait, is this our new promo? Do people have to find me? Find Brie Thomasel to win. What have you got to give them? What have you got? Oh, I've got a half-eaten sausage roll. Taylor, in the current climate,

people would probably find you for a half-eaten sausage roll. We have better prizes than that on the show today. We've got $33,000 cash up for grabs at 4 o'clock. If you can stop our timer, bang on five seconds. Yesterday, we went for six. We can stop our timer bang on 5 seconds. Yesterday we went for 6. We went all the way up to 6 seconds. So we're hoping to do a bit better than that today. We want to

really want to give it away on our show. We don't want Fletchford and Hayley giving away the money or Georgia on days. We want to give the money away to one of you guys that's listening right now. Yeah, absolutely. So you'll hear an activator at 5 to 4. You call us and you can play a five on time.

And if you get it right today, we'll give you $33,000 cash straight away. Easy peasy. But right now we're going to give away $50 cash. But you've got to win it with Tradie versus Lady. If you want to play, give us a call right now. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint. I read about this story online and i feel like we can all weigh in

on this on this one okay clint yeah so here's the situation this is what the guy has said i'd been dating a woman who was 36 i'm 37 for about three months i'd never stayed at her apartment the first time staying over, I walked in to find stuffed animals everywhere. On the couch, the bed, coffee table, kitchen bench, everywhere. She doesn't have a dog or kids. When I asked her about them, she said in a totally nonchalant way that she had put most of them away before I even got there so that I wouldn't think it was weird. She then said to me, why, do you think there's something wrong with it? To which I replied, not at all.

She's such a strong and successful woman, but this kind of gave me the ick, and we ended things not long after that. Was I being too judgmental? Well, you weren't being straight up with her because it clearly was an issue for you, but I get just going, oh, no, no, no, no, no. In the moment, going, no, no, no, it's fine. You're not going to say to someone's face, oh, it's a bit weird.

I think if someone's house is covered in anything, like if there's a heck of a lot of anything in someone's house, like if you went around and they had World War Warriors merchandise or if they had Star Wars stuff everywhere or if they had Florida ceiling. Empty alcohol bottles. Yeah, that's a really good one. Yep. Pokemon cards.

You go, oh, you are that person. I think you go, this is a huge part of your personality that I wasn't aware of. How do you feel about adults having stuffed animals? One, I don't have a problem with it. Like, that's cute. Probably just kept it from when you were a kid. I think that's real cute. If you've kept, like, your have a problem with it. Like, that's cute. Probably just kept it from when you were a kid. I think that's real cute.

If you've kept, like, your childhood stuffed animal, cute. An entire beard covered in them. Maybe not. I'm trying not to be judgmental. But why not, though? But why not? Yeah, you're not hurting anybody, are you, by doing that? Yeah, yeah.

Why have we been told that that's weird? Like, why have we been told that that's weird? Why have we been programmed? Do they have special voices? Do you make them talk to each other? Those are the questions that go through my head in that situation. What are you doing with all of them? Do you play tea parties?

What is the point? I know what it is. I know what it is because I have children and they have wall-to-wall stuffed animals in their room. And if you see a grown-up like that, it makes you think of them as a child. It makes you think that they haven't grown out of it. It makes you think they haven't grown

up, is what it makes me think. Does it make you look at them like they're a bit immature, is that what you're saying? Yeah. It's an interesting one. Especially in a dating situation, you go, this is cute and great for you, but I'm looking to date an adult. That's what I...

Yeah, right. I'm trying so hard not to be judgy. Okay, it's time to go round the room. It's time to go round the room and ask everyone, do they still have a stuffed animal? Okay, I do not have a stuffed animal, but only because I gave it to my kids. Oh, well, technically you still have it in the house.

I had a wily coyote from when I was a kid. Okay. And when I had kids, it's been given to my kids. Yeah, cute. But I wasn't sleeping with it. Like, it was in a box. Yeah, right. Yeah.

But you still had kept it, but it wasn't like a part of your everyday life. Yeah. You? You got a stuffed animal? Yeah, I've still got one. I don't know where it is at the moment, which worries me because it was something I had as a kid, but I still have one, but it doesn't sit on my bed. I don't sleep with it, but I definitely still have one.

Seems really important to you. Yeah, it's a real special item in my life. Claudia? I've never slept with a soft toy. Nah. Nah. What? That doesn't surprise me either.

I think I tried, but they always fall on the floor. So I'm like, it's pointless. So I get rid of it. Too practical. Claudia would be like, it's looking at me weird. Get rid of it. Yeah. It's judging me. Give them personalities like in Toy Story.

It's too much. Ella? No, I never had like a soft toy. Remember, I have my smelly top. You're a liff-a-sniffer. What's your smelly top? What's your smelly top? It's the equivalent of a soft toy.

I've done it since I was a kid. Her T-shirt that she sleeps with and licks and sniffs. Yeah. But you don't wash it? No. Has it never been washed? No, I go through different things. I used to have a blankie and now it just is a shirt or whatever.

That's weird, man. What shirt is it and how did that shirt get designated to have that job? I'd rather go home with a lady with a thousand soft toys What shirt is it and how did that shirt get designated to have that job? I'd rather go home with a lady with a thousand soft toys than the lady with the liquor smiffer T-shirt. I know it's weird. I had to get braces for it. That's strange. I used to die.

You sucked on the T-shirt so much you had to get braces? Yeah, overbite because my tongue would poke out the teeth. How old is this T-shirt? Oh, no, that was purple. I think it's in the bin. Mum chucked it. Now I just use my pyjama top. All right.

Thank you for sharing. Thank you for your honesty. No, we appreciate your honesty. We did ask. We didn't know what we were going to get, but, yeah, we did ask. I didn't expect the licker sniffer T-shirt, but here we are. I think we need to ask. All you had to say was, nope, no soft toy for me.

That would have sufficed. I think we need to ask other people to be honest this afternoon. And it's a safe space. We want to know, do you still have a stuffed animal or animals? Yeah, do you have lots of them? Maybe you've got just one. Maybe you've got heaps. Maybe you had to put them away because the person you were seeing found it weird.

Maybe you refused to date somebody because they found it weird and you chose the soft animals over the person, you know? Yeah. I want to talk to the people, Clint, who have to take it on holidays. They cannot be without it for a night. Like, it has to go everywhere with them. Adults. People who are over 18.

Yes. They are in that situation. Brian Clint. Soft toys. Do you have them? How old are you? When did you get them? Do they sleep in the bed?

Do they go on holidays with you? We want to know everything. Do they have their own personalities? Does your partner have to sleep in the spare bed because they get priority and they get a good spot in the bed? Can I just say before we go to any of these calls, heaps, heaps and heaps and heaps and heaps of messages from people who have a soft toy. Yes.

That are adults and they have kept something from their childhood as a memento, as a keepsake, you know? Completely normal, nothing wrong with it. A lot of people on the text machine saying that they do. So let's find out if people have more than one. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi.

Hi. What's the deal in your house? You got soft toys? Yeah, so I have a wee tier that I've had since I was born and it comes everywhere with me. Like, when you say everywhere, like,

does it come to work with you? Like, where's it going? Not really that extreme, but like, if I go somewhere, like, stay somewhere, it'll come with me, it's been to Europe with me. It's been to Australia with me. Oh, yeah.

And is it a comfort thing for you, Emma? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Yeah, it doesn't really look like a trigger anymore, but yeah. And how old are you? 25. Yeah, there you go. We're hearing a lot of this.

Okay, thank you for sharing, Emma. We appreciate it. Let's go to Bree on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Bree. Yeah, there you go. We're hearing a lot of this. Okay, thank you for sharing, Emma. We appreciate it. Let's go to Bree on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Bree. Hi, Bree. Hello. Hello. Tell us, mate.

Do you still have a soft toy? Yes, I do have a soft toy. His name is Geddy. Yeah. He looks like a gremlin. And he has been everywhere with me, including to the hospital while I was giving birth to my two children.

Wow, okay. Aw, cute. You took your soft toy to the hospital. Hey, what was that, sorry? No, you took it to the birthing suite. That's dedication. Were you taking it for the kids that you were birthing or were you taking it for you

because you needed the comfort of your soft toy? I needed the comfort of my soft teddy. Bree, I need to ask, when did you name this teddy? Because I feel like Geddy sounds like you were quite young when you named it. I was very young. He came from my granddad who got him from a spaghetti commercial. Really? What?

No, I remember this. I remember this creature. He was on TV. Yes, he was. It was the Waddy Spaghetti Getty Monster. He kind of looks like a Muppet, doesn't he? Yes, he does, yeah. Oh, my God.

That's like a collector's item. You've actually got one of those. I've got three. You've got three? Whoa. this item? You've actually got one of those. I've got three. You've got three? Whoa! My friends find them at op shops and stuff and send them down to me. Oh, just as backups,

Bree. There you go. Okay, thanks. Thanks, Bree. We appreciate it. Let's go to Katie on 0800-DARLS-AT-M. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. How are you guys? We're good. We're talking to the soft toy people. Are you one of them? Do you just have one? I'm dying to talk to someone who has got heaps. That's what I was really hoping to get out of this.

Do you have one or more than one? I just have one, but my one's a giant penis. Oh, my God. I wasn't expecting you to say that. It was a gag present for my birthday, but I sleep with it every single night. It's about a metre and a half long. It's got a cute little face with it every single night. Like, it's about a metre and a half long. It's got a cute little face of, like, rosy red cheeks.

Yeah, I'm going to go on a limb here and say that's not a gift you've had since you were a child. No, not quite. Just out of curiosity, is the penis a circum... No, I'm not going to ask that. I'm not going to... I don't need to know. I don't need to know, Katie.

There's so many questions that we can't ask at three o'clock in the afternoon, but I'll ask one. Does it have a name, Katie? Have you given it a name? Yes, I have Mamoa after Jason Mamoa. Great name, Katie. It's solid.

There you go. People of all ages texting through. Someone said, I'm a 35-year-old man, and I have slept with my stuffed toy inside my pillow for my entire life. Oh, that's cute. See, I like that. Why not? Why can't the fellas do it as well?

Someone else said on the text machine, here's an interesting one, Clint. You'll like this one. I'm 28 and I have a vintage teddy bear called Sarah. She's the size of a toddler and I buy her baby clothes all the time. She has a Facebook page too and she even comes on holiday with me. Are you putting Sarah... Yeah, that sounds normal. The teddy bear.

Like, does she have to have her own seat if you're getting on a flight? The size of a toddler? Yeah. You stuff her into a suitcase. I just had Mario Lopez pop up in my TikTok feed. Do you remember Mario Lopez? Yeah, good looking fella, that guy. What's the show that he became famous on? Was it Saved by the Bell?

I think so, yeah. Saved by the Bell, back in the 80s. And then he's like a TV host. He does Excess Hollywood. You know who Mario Lopez is. Anyway, I just saw this video of him getting ready for the Oscars. He's like in his 50s now.

He is ripped. Man, he's ripped. Yeah. He's always been in such good nick. Like really takes care of himself. Yeah. He doesn't age. He's like Pharrell. But it reminded me of this article that I read today.

The New York Times has published a list of the five exercises that you probably hate and why you should still do them even though you hate them. No. I know you're in your Fitspo era at the moment. I know you're doing your F45s and stuff like that. So I want to know from you what is your most hated exercise? God, all of them? Yeah.

I really, really dislike bridges. Oh, yeah, like a plank. Or plank, bridges. Yeah, planks. I can't stand a bridges. Oh, yeah, like a plank. Or plank, bridges. Yeah, planks. I can't stand a plank. I just hate anything like core. I just am terrible at, and I know that I need to get better at it, but I'm just so bad.

Like squats I don't like either. I'm going to go through these five exercises, and you tell me whether you do hate these exercises or not. So these are ones that you are likely to hate but you should really really really really really still be doing them even though you hate them okay the first exercise on this list from the new york times is planks no i knew i knew it was gonna be on there they said planks uh one of the most effective ways to build your core strength which supports your posture balance

and your overall stability. You've got to do them. Do you remember that time you and I did a plank off? Yeah. And I went so hard because you and I are so competitive with each other. I couldn't even sit up properly for a week.

So bad. Should we do it again? No. Second out of five exercises that you probably hate we test ourselves again? No, no. Second out of five exercises that you probably hate but you've got to do, jumping. Like jumping up onto the boxes and jumping back down, that one. Yeah, box jumps. It said jumping improves balance, coordination,

and it helps to train the quick reaction we need if we are having a slip. Or, as you say as you get older, having a fall. Having a fall. I feel like not good for your knees, though. That's what I always tell the guys at F45. I'm like, oh, my knees are a bit sore. I might just steer clear of this one.

Point to this, like, 60-year-old woman who's doing them and you're like, if she can do them, you can do them. It's so true. Exercise number three, squats. Oh, that was my second one. Yeah, you can do them. It's so true. Exercise number three, squats. Oh, that was my second one. Yeah, I hate a squat. I hate a squat. Why does anything squatty make you feel,

it makes me feel sick in my stomach, like it makes me feel like I'm going to throw up when I move my legs like that. Me too. They said squats are a foundational movement pattern that anyone who wants to continue to be able to sit down on the toilet and stand up independently should continue to do. Yeah, like I get it, but I just hate them. I could just get one of those railings beside my toilet.

True. That the old people have got. Or a crane. Yeah, yeah. Get one of those cranes that help you, you know, lift you up. Yeah. Number four, deadlifts. I wouldn't have thought deadlifts.

I thought deadlifts were for like bodybuilders and stuff like that. You know? Yeah. You see the people at the gym who are doing the deadlifts and they're the hardcore hard outs. I feel like the deadlift has gone way more mainstream in the last like 10 years or so because at all the classes that I've done,

there's always like a deadlift element. Yeah, they used to be real cross-fitty, but now everyone. It says deadlifts done properly are one of the best ways to strengthen your hamstrings and your glutes, which can actually take the load off your back. I would argue whoever named that exercise, not the best name to give it. It makes me think of lifting a dead body.

Yeah. And the last exercise, number five, and the exercises that you probably hate, but you should really still be doing them even though you hate them, burpees. I don't even want to comment on how I feel about burpees. Burpees. Every time someone mentions a burpee,

you can just hear the entire room just groan with, oh, God. They're the ones that trainers use as punishment, that your coach of your sports team will use as a punishment for you guys if you do something bad. And weirdly, the article doesn't even say why burpees are important. It just says that you have to do them. Funny that. That's suspicious, isn't it? You know why they call them burpees are important. It just says that you have to do them. Funny that. That's suspicious, isn't it?

You know why they call them burpees? Why? Because they nearly make you throw up. Oh, is that why they call them that? Nah, but that's just how it makes me feel. Fair enough. And when you get home, 10 burpees, 10 deadlifts, 10 squats,

10 jumps and 10 planks. Oh, look at the time. I need to make dinner. Sorry about that. It's time for the latest from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. You're a huge fan of this show and I'm wondering if you've seen the RuPaul's Drag

Race news today, Bree. I have seen the news today. Are you referring to the news that Michelle will be taking over as the host? Yes. She is taking over as the host? Yes. She is taking over as host of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under. It's been reported by Entertainment Weekly that she's the new host.

RuPaul said, it has been my great honour to bring Drag Race to Australasia. I can't wait to see the franchise continue to flourish under the leadership of the incredible Michelle Visage. We've had her on the show before. When she's been in New Zealand filming those series previously, she's come in and hung out in the studio with us. Yeah, she always comes to see us.

She might be a bit busier this season if she is the main host because it's an interesting one. I feel like this is the first time in any RuPaul's Drag Race franchise because there is quite a few of them around the world. And, I mean, there is other hosts on different ones like Canada and, you know, those type of things. But this is the first time that Michelle Visage has been the main host. So this is big news in the drag race world.

Will they still call it RuPaul's Drag Race? Or will they just call it Drag Race now? Or will they call it Michelle Visage's Drag Race Down Under? It's branding. They're not going to change the name. Is it? Yeah, they're not going to change that. Yeah, no way. The rumour is that they filmed season four here in Auckland in February of this year. So last month. Ooh. And I don't imagine if they filmed it in February, I don't think they'd still be going.

They kind of crank that thing out in a couple of weeks, don't they? Yeah, I believe the Australian one is quite quick, like maybe two or three weeks, so they would be, yeah, done filming by now. You were on it last season, weren't you? I was. I made a very, very short, brief cameo. I didn't get to meet RuPaul, though, which I was gutted about.

What's it like being on the set of that show? It's so bizarre. Like, imagine, just picture yourself a show that you've watched for, I mean, countless seasons, and then you're, like, flung into the set, and it's just, it looks exactly like how you would imagine. It's the most bizarre feeling, but it was one of the coolest experiences of my life. Loved it. You're a guest judge, not a contestant, by the way. No.

Just clarify that. No, they told me that I wasn't convincing enough as a woman to be on the show. That's the goss in the latest. Bree and Clint. I need to tell you guys about something that happened last night. So I was laying in bed. It was late.

And I get these Snapchats from one of my friends. I'm not going to say who it was. But I start receiving these Snapchat videos from one of my friends. And I was like, oh, yeah, what is that person up to? Yeah. And I open up the Snapchat and it's a video of a video. So they're recording, my friend and their other friend are together, and they're recording the screen that is connected

to the security camera in their bedroom. Oh, okay. Yeah. Right? Mm-hmm. The people that were in their bedroom are the people that they hired to clean their house. Oh, okay.

Right? Yeah. So the video is of these two cleaners and they've obviously logged into their security cam and obviously these cleaners didn't know that they had a security camera set up in their bedroom. Yeah, kind of kinky to have a camera in your bedroom. Well, yeah, I mean, it's a security camera. Yeah. It's a security camera.

Yeah, but if it's always on, then on that thing. So I'm thinking like an Arlo camera or something like that. Yeah, I know. I know. Whatever you're into. We're not here to judge them. That's what they have. And the videos are of these two cleaners going through all their stuff

and stealing things oh okay so they were going through all these different things in their room and you could see on the footage that they were taking certain items from their bedroom like what what kind of things are they taking um like bracelets and other knickknacks like nothing too too crazy, I mean, that I could see in the videos that I got sent. Yeah. But things were taken. Right. Okay.

What do you do in that situation? Do you tell them, hey, I've got a security camera in my bedroom. Unfortunately, I have to fire you now because I saw you taking stuff. Do you accuse someone? Is that enough evidence? I feel like you just go straight to the police, don't you? You just go to the police and you say, these are the people that I hired.

This is footage of them taking stuff out of my room. This is their contact information. Can you go and deal with it for me? Would you go to the police? Yeah. Is it a cleaning company or is it friends that they've got in? Oh, it's not friends. It's not friends.

It's people who are cleaners that my friend has hired to come in and clean their room. You go to the police. Really? I don't know. I'd feel so bad. I'd feel so bad going to the police. I feel like I would just tell them and I'd say.

They couldn't be violating your trust or privacy anymore. They were literally stealing things from your bedroom. They were going through their intimates as well. Nah, nah, nah. Yeah. You know what? Now that you say that, maybe it is a good idea to go to the police because then maybe they're doing it to other people.

Who knows? Correct, yeah. And maybe, you know, the police might give them the scare that they need so they stop doing it. Oh, my God. I can't believe it's even a question. I'll just go to that. If you've got the footage saved, like it's just, yeah.

Isn't that crazy? Like you log into your security camera to have a look and you just see that. My friend Jordan, who I do the Parenting Hangover podcast with, has a security camera looking at his driveway and it pings when he uh when there's movement in the driveway like his phone whack like comes on and it pings and makes a noise in the night and he saw someone while he was in bed stealing his car from outside the front of his house and so he there's footage of on his security camera of someone stealing the car and then on the camera he appears in his undies running out to the car to try and stop the person who's stealing the car that'd be a great tiktok

yeah he had a camera stuck to his um to his driveway yeah and did they did he catch him i think so yeah yeah i think i think it got dealt with well there you go i thought we could put it out there like that story as well and ask people what did you catch on the security cameras? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous if you want to. But yeah, we'd love to know what you caught on the security cameras.

So many people have got them now. They used to just be like a rich person security thing. They're so common these days to have a little aloe or a ring or something set up at your place. Way more common. Let us know what you filmed. Bree and Clint. What did you catch on the security cameras?

A friend of mine caught their cleaners going through their stuff and taking a few things. I said that I would give that footage straight to the police if you were paying the cleaners. And someone texted in and said, were the cleaners informed when they were hired that they were going to be recorded? I don't feel like you have to in your own house. I feel like if it's your house, you can have cameras going the whole time. Yeah, you need to just assume these days, I think, maybe. Because what? They go, oh, we won't rob these people because they've told us that they're filming us.

You know? Yeah. I don't feel like that's the right logic. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Someone texted her and they said, we've asked people, what did you catch on the security cameras? Yeah.

My husband was showing his workmate our security cameras and caught our oldest child chasing her sister with a knife. Jeez. That's an unintended consequence for the security cameras. Someone said, what did we catch on the security cameras? Caught one of the neighbourhood cats shitting in our letterbox on the security camera. I believe we have that person on the phone.

Do we? We might. Oh, we did. Oh, I think they left. But that's hilarious. How does a cat even get into a mailbox? It would be good to know that you're not going crazy and know that it's a cat

that's doing it and not a person putting it in there. But there's actually nothing you can do. Like, there's no, you can't like

take the cat to court. You can't, there's nothing you can do about it with that footage. Yeah, that's true. Unfortunately, a cat can't be charged.

Vic's here on 0800. Hi Vic. Hi Vic. Kilda. Kilda, what did you find on the security cameras? Um, someone dials at M. Hi, Vic. Hi, Vic. Kilda. Kilda, what did you find on the security cameras? Someone crashing through my house.

They crashed through your house? Like right through my house, through my sliding door, through my lounge, through the hallway, and just made a little bit into the bedroom, which is where they decided to break. Wow. Well, that's where they decided to break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not until they got to like. Wow. Well, that's where they decided to break. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not until they got to, like, the hallway. Were you... Wow. Just indoor parking. Were you not home at the time? No, thankfully. Thank God. Yeah.

The animals were out for the day. Yeah. What was the deal, Vic? What was the reason that they crashed? Going... What was the deal, Vic? What was the reason that they crashed? They wrecked it about 70 in a 50K zone on a phone, going way too fast downhill around a corner. Right. Oh, wow.

Did the security footage help you? Did they reverse their car out and take off before they could leave a note or something like that, or were they kind of stuck there? She was stuck. Yeah, right. Yeah, I don't think she was going anywhere. She made it all the way to the bedroom.

Good to have footage, though, so you can see how it happened. Thanks, Vic. Someone texted in and they said, similar, hi, my security camera caught a rubbish truck hitting my parked car. The driver didn't even leave a note, so I was lucky. Otherwise, we wouldn't have got insurance for it. That's wild. Oh, that's so lucky.

I think about that all the time. You know when all the bins are out on the street because it's bin day. I'm like, oh, I don't know if I want to park too close to the bins because it's quite hard for them to manoeuvre around, you know, and get the bins. I'd like to go to the rubbish company in that situation and go, hey, one of your trucks

crashed into my car and then give them the chance to go, no they didn't. We've got no reported incidents there. And we go, hey, one of your trucks crashed into my car and then give them the chance to go, no, they didn't. We've got no reported incidents there. And we go, oh, really? And then you go, bam, here's the footage of your truck hitting my car. In your face. There it is right there. Someone said our old neighbour's cleaner was caught drinking their booze

and filling the bottles with other liquid to cover her tracks. You're kidding. I'm not going to the police about that one but I am having a word with my cleaner about it. You know? Yeah, I mean that one's I mean, you know, just smart really. How about this? We asked you what did you catch on the security cameras? Someone

said I was at my parents house and I got a call from my dad telling me to go and lock myself in the bathroom. He had been on the security camera and watched someone break into the house. They stole some things, and then they left. They never knew that I was in the house hiding in the bathroom. Isn't that terrifying? Terrifying.

But might of, I mean, let's not talk doomsday, but saved that person's life. That's what I mean. Yeah, that's crazy. Someone else said exterior camera filmed our cleaner high on drugs, cleaning in her bikini on a day that she wasn't even due at the house. Worst part was she didn't even do a good job. Pay extra for the bikini cleaners.

Bree and Clint. I don't want to sound like a crypto bro or anything like that. But, jeez, have you seen what's happening with Bitcoin at the moment? Isn't it, like, doing better than ever? Better than ever. Like, it went up during COVID and then it crashed down and everyone was like, ah, you stupid, you stupid cryptos, you bloody stupid crypto bros, and they lost all their money.

And now it's gone boom. It's through the roof. I knew I should have listened to my brother. Got some crypto. The smart one of the family. Like, I can't remember how long ago, a while ago, my brother's like, you need to buy crypto now. Trust me, blah, blah, blah.

And I never did. Remember I told you that I had some and I had lost the password for the account that the crypto was stored in. What are you doing? Not heaps, not heaps, but I did buy some during lockdown when everybody was experimenting with that stuff and trying to learn about what NFTs were and that kind of thing. Well, guess what, Brie? Last night I found the account and I found out how to get into the account and I have successfully recovered my crypto account. I'm so interested to know how much crypto you've got. Yeah, me too.

How much is it worth? It was kind of like a lotto. Could it be like checking a winning lotto ticket type situation? So just to be transparent, in March 2021, so in the midst of lockdown, like right at the height of lockdown, I bought $72 worth of Ethereum and $50 worth of Bitcoin in New Zealand dollars. And then I just straight up forgot about them. So that was three years ago I bought that crypto. Okay, okay. And then it's just sat there.

I haven't touched it. I haven't done anything with it since then. What were the prices like? Do you remember? Were they high or was it when it was crashing? I don't know. I don't touched it. I haven't done anything with it since then. What were the prices like? Do you remember? Were they high or was it when it was crashing? I don't know. I don't know. And I've got no idea what kind of roller coaster it's been on

in the three years that it's been there. But in total, I spent 122 New Zealand dollars on cryptocurrency. Okay. Last night, I've logged back into my crypto account. And this is like... Could this be your last day on ZM? Could this be the moment? Could I be like Jake Paul with the Pokemon cards?

Is this... Officially, in my crypto account, I have $281. That's a good return. It's a good return. I've more than doubled my money. That's a good return. It's a good return. I've more than doubled my money. That's good because normally every time you tell me with your sharesies, you're losing money left, right and centre. So this is a win for you.

$281. And it feels like free money because I didn't even know that it was there. Yeah. Are you going to take it out or are you going to leave it in there? I don't know because it's not money that I was banking on having. And if I left it there for three years and now it's doubled, maybe I should just leave it there and just check in again and, like, set myself a reminder in my Google calendar

for 10 years from now to go and have a look at it again. Because if it evaporates to nothing, then so be it. Like, it only cost me $100. Yeah, see, this is how they get you, though. How? That's not me spending any more money i'm not saying i'm going to buy more although i did think about buying some more but yeah of course you did but you've already spent the money and then what do you just leave it in there forever oh i see what you're saying like a gift card um yeah i don't know i don't know

i don't know but i found it could could that ever potentially grow into an enormous amount who knows who knows nobody knows probably not probably not that tiny amount but you just don't know that's a people i don't know i couldn't think it's like having early apple shares you know like if you're one of the guys who got it who got in before the iPod. You know, those guys. Imagine the people that got out just before the iPod. I know, right? And you're like, they're never going to beat Windows. An iPod? Who's going to buy an iPod?

They're never going to beat the Sony Ericsson Walkman cell phone. There's just no way that they can compete with that. Not the Motorola Razr. Have you seen what this new Nokia can do? Brian Clint. Had a bit of a road trip last night to do after the show Razr. Have you seen what this new Nokia can do? Bree and Clint. Had a bit of a road trip last night to do after the show, Clint. And you and I have discussed before, I like to call people when I'm in the car.

People hate when you call them if you're driving. From the car, yeah. But it's where I do all my best talking. Yeah, that's when I have time to talk to people. Please talk to me. And I decided I'd call one of my friends from back home in Aussie because we hadn't caught up in a while. And I gave her a call and I was just, you know, asking her,

what's going on with you? What's happening? What's the latest? And she drops this bombshell of a story on me where she said, you're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you. And I said, what's going down? So here's the situation. Her and her husband have been married for like eight years.

Yeah. They've been together for a long time. Obviously, they were together before that, but married eight years. And she's always gotten on really well with her in-laws, so his parents. She said it was like, they're like my second parents. They're lovely people. We all get along. Great humans. Yeah, sure. So his parents are still together and her parents are still together, right? Yep.

Recently, it's all come out that her dad has been having an affair with her mother-in-law. Yeah, that's right. Her dad. Her dad has been having an affair with his mum. Yes, her mother-in-law. Her dad has been having an affair with her partner's mum.

Yes. So his mum has been having an affair with his partner's mum. Yes. So his mum has been having an affair with his partner's dad. Yes. Oh wow. So they all met, all the parents which were still together, they'd all been together for 25 plus years. Yeah.

And they've all met obviously because of their relationship, you know, at different things. Yeah. And then I don't know, I didn't ask all the details, but apparently, at some point, they've started having an affair, and it's all come out now. And then the dad, her dad

and her mother-in-law, apparently are running off together. So it's not going to be a one-time thing. They're going to turn it into a thing. That's, I mean, that's the latest. That's so awkward. Yeah. It's so awkward on lots of occasions. That's, I mean, that's the latest. That's so awkward. Yeah. It's so awkward on lots of occasions. It's awkward for family Christmases.

It's awkward for when you start having grandkids and things like that. And both sets of grandparents want to come and meet the grandkids. Oh, it just makes everything so messy. Technically, if they went and got married, her and her husband would be step siblings. Correct. Correct. Oh, messy, messy, messy. To be fair, to be fair, they got married first, so it makes their parents step-in-laws, doesn't it?

No, that's what an in-law is. No, scratch that. No, no. Yeah. So, yeah, that's confusing. Can't do it backwards. It's very confusing. Do you think that, from talking to your friend,

does she think that the other mum and the other dad are going to get together? Well, that's what happened with Shania Twain. Yeah. Shania Twain, well, not really, but kind of, because her best friend ended up having an affair with her husband, Shania Twain's husband, and the person

who told her that they were having an affair was her best friend's husband, and then years later, the best friend and Shania Twain got together and they've been happily married ever since. Yeah, wild, eh? Crazy. I thought we could put it out there. It might be a bit of a need.

Mutt. What's a mutt? That was the name of Shania Twain's husband. His name was Mutt. Oh, he was a bit of a mutt, his behaviour, wasn't it? His name was Mutt. Yeah. Bit of a dog for doing his behaviour, wasn't it? His name was Mutt. Yeah. Bit of a dog for doing that to Shania.

Come on now. Do you reckon this is common? Do you reckon this happens because... I don't think it happens all that often, but I feel like... I know of in-laws who become super close and it's like they've found a new best friend couple and it makes holidays and things like that more fun. But I've not heard of them actually hooking up with each other before.

It's scandalous, but it might not be scandalous. Maybe, you know, your mum is divorced and she meets your partner's dad and he's divorced and they get together. Do you feel good about it if you're the couple or is it kind of like, oh, mum, that's my in-law family. I was meant to be dating them. If it's right and it makes my family member happy and if everyone's, you know, then I don't see that much of a problem.

I can't believe you're hypothetically doing this. And you're here and you're like, okay, let's just say dad dies and then mum's, she's looking for somebody. Well, you asked me, so I've got to put myself in the hypothetical situation here. I thought we'd, yeah, throw it out there. 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. Did your in-laws get together is what we want to ask this afternoon. Did your parent and one of your partner's parents end up hooking up?

Bree and Clint. This is a juicy topic. It's scandalo. Well, it is in the case of my friend because her dad has had an affair with her mother-in-law. It's so confusing, but yeah, that's the case. Her dad has had an affair with her husband's dad. Yes.

Her mum has had an affair with her husband's dad. Yes. Her mum has had an affair with her husband's dad. The in-laws have got together. So we asked you, did your in-laws get together? And what we're getting is stories like that, but also stories of like your parents who are involved in like partner swapping situations where they, you know. Listen to this text that's just come in. I found out after I was married that my parents and my mother-in-law

used to engage in three-person indoor gardening activities. No. Decades before my wife and I became a couple. Apparently my wife knew the whole time and only told me after we were married. Please don't call me to be on the radio. How did the wife know? How did she find out? How does that come up in conversation?

Well, her parents must have felt comfortable enough to tell her, but his parents weren't comfortable enough. So in that situation, everybody knows except for him. The parents know that the children of the people that they used to swing with are getting together, and the wife knows you were the only one who didn't know. You know what? I don't care if they were comfortable enough. That's none of my goddamn business.

You'd rather they took that to the grave? Exactly. I do not need to know that. Let's talk to Stacey on 0800DARLS.M. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stace. Hi. Hi.

How are you? We're good. Did your in-laws get together, Stacey? No, no. It's a bit confusing to try and understand. But a friend of mine, she was dating a guy for ever, for maybe six, seven years. Yeah, okay. And both her parents were divorced,

but her mother, no, her father and her boyfriend's mother got together. Yes. And after a while, eventually got married. So then he basically became her stepbrother. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, right. Hey, Stacey, did they ever get married? Like, did they continue dating or did they break up?

No, they had to break up, but then they saw each other at the wedding and I think, yeah, it was really awkward. They were step-siblings, so they had to break up. No, they had to break up, but then they saw each other at the wedding and I think, yeah, it was really awkward. They were step siblings, so they had to break up. Thanks, Stacey. They saw each other at Christmas, though, didn't they? Listen to this one. My dad got with my boyfriend's mum, but my boyfriend

didn't take it well, so he cheated on me and caused a huge rift after the breakup. Now, with our parents married, it makes rift after the breakup. Now, with our parents married, it makes family events not the best. Oh, that's a horrible situation. How is that in any way going to help? Like him cheating on her. It's a great story, though.

It's like, how come your brother-in-law doesn't talk to you? And you go, oh, because he cheated on me. What? Wait, what? Your stepbrother cheated on you? Yeah, it's a long story. Yeah, that's so weird. It's so weird when you put it like that.

Katie's here. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi. Did the in-laws get together, Katie? Well, yeah, basically before my parents were born, my dad's dad and my mum's mum dated. Your dad's dad and my mum's mum dated. Your dad's dad and your mum's mum.

So your grandparents on either sides of the family, if you trace the family tree back up. Yeah. Wow. And then it's come down a whole two generations and you guys have ended up getting together. Yeah, so random. So my dad's auntie and my mum's godmother were best friends. So it was like back in the day, dating your friend's father.

Okay. So Katie, Katie, Katie, I'm going to break this down, and I hope this doesn't make you uncomfortable. You found out that your grandparents on either side used to date well before you were even thought of, before your parents were even conceived. Have you? Yeah. date well before you were even thought of, before your parents were even conceived. Would you do an Ancestry.com test to find out if there's any crossover

in the gene pool between you and your partner? That would be interesting. I think best to just leave it lie, Katie. I don't think we need to know. I want to know Oh, now I've lost my train of thought. Oh, there you go. My brain's not working anymore, but that's wild. It's all good. Someone texted and said,

my parents and another couple switched partners. So the husband went with the wife and the wife went with the husband. Kind of like Shania Twain. And now the four kids are all step-siblings. The next couple's mum and step-dad had two more kids. And my dad and my... Oh, no, I can't keep up with these.

I'm sorry, I can't keep up with these. It's very confusing. I can't do it. Let's see if Anonymous can give it to us simply. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Did the in-laws get together

Anonymous? Yes. So my mum got with my husband's dad and they're still together to this day. There was no affairs or weird wife-husband swapping or anything weird like that. It was just straight up? Yeah, yeah. So they're

still together after about 10 years now. Oh, that's nice. Did they meet because of you and your partner, though? Like, were you the ones who introduced them? Yeah, well, not really introduced them. Like, me and my husband, we've been together for 23 years, but married coming up 10 years now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, like, my mum's partner or whatever passed, and his wife was long gone, because they were quite, you know, a bit older, sort of late 50s, whatever. Right. And it was at our wedding, pre-wedding barbecue that they started sort of courting. Really? Do you ever call your husband, do you ever call your husband, hey bro? No. No, but he jokes with the whole Joe Joe dirt, you know, my sister. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, that's so funny. That is a little bit of a joke and I don't appreciate it, but it's a happy story. Thanks Anonymous, we appreciate it. No worries. Oh, that's such a nice story, the in-laws got together. No one cheated on anyone else, but they just got together and they're still together. If you're planning a wedding anytime soon and your parents are invited and your partner's parents are invited, just keep an eye on them. Okay? Yes. Just keep an eye on them and see what they get up to. Especially, you know, if they're married.

You never know. A lot of Randy Boomers. A lot of stories about Randy-ass Boomers coming through this afternoon. You never know who's getting it on. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Alright, let's rip into your birthday bangers for a Wednesday.

Number one song's When You Turn 16. We're going to kick it off with Paula. Kia ora, Paula. Hi, Paula. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How's your day been? Oh, pretty good. Not too bad. Out of 10, what would you rate you? Good. How's your day been? Oh, pretty good. Not too bad. Out of 10, what would you rate it?

Well, I mean, none of my surgical patients died today, so it's always a win. That's a good day then, Paula. That's a good day for Paula. It's a good day. All right. We will move swiftly along. Sometimes I forget that people's bad days are relative.

You know, like a bad day for me, like we have a show, it doesn't feel great, go home, have some dinner. You're dealing with people's lives, you know? It's a really good perspective to keep in mind sometimes. We appreciate that perspective, Paula. We really do. What is your date of birth? 23rd of September, 96.

Okay. Right, that means you were 16 in 2012, Paula. And here's your birthday banger. The Script and Will.i.am, Hall of Fame. I feel like that's been used for an Olympics. Yeah, surely, right? It's a theme song.i.am, Hall of Fame. I feel like that's been used for an Olympics. Yeah, surely, right? It's a theme song. What do you reckon, Paula?

Yeah, banger, I reckon. Yeah, banger, banger, banger, banger. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one for Neil, whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, Neil. Happy birthday. Thank you.

Thank you. Have you had a good day so far? Pretty average. I'm just on my way to work. Oh, you're Thank you. Have you had a good day so far? Pretty average. I'm just on my way to work. Oh, you're kidding me, Neil. I can't tell you're going out for dinner or a couple of beers tonight, but you've got to work. What do you do for work, Neil?

Yeah, I work at a wastewater treatment plant on the North Shore. Oh, literally shit. What a shit birthday, Neil. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Horrendous, Neil. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Horrendous, Neil. Well, let's see if we can brighten your spirits. What year are we talking?

1965. All right. All right, Neil. That means you were 16 in 1981. And on this day in 81, this was at the top. What's a song in this heart of mine? What's a smile on my face every time? I love this song. You can get Eddie Rabbit and I Love a Rainy Night.

Do you like it? Yeah, it's a tune. That's an absolute ripper from Eddie Rabbit. 1981. One more birthday banger for Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi.

Hi, how's it going? Yeah, good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, it's been good. Been doing some admin. Oh, life admin or work admin? Yeah, life admin. Feels good to knock off the life admin, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah, certainly. Mate, what is your date of birth? 15 of February 1999. All right, that means you were 16 in 2015. And, Nikki, on your 16th, this was number one. Uptown Funk, don't give a tear. Cos Uptown Funk, don't give a tear. Saturday night and we in the spot.

Don't believe me, just watch. For us And Mark Ronson, Uptown Funk. It's a tune. Don't believe me, just watch Do you like it, Nikki? Yep, total banger. Yeah, total banger.

That song. Great birthday banger. The biggest song of 2015. 100%. No doubt. Not big enough to beat the script in Will.i.am for me, though. That's my vote for birthday banger today. Yeah, Paula liked it and I liked it too.

Hall of Fame for me as well. Hey, Paula, thanks for calling up to play birthday banger. You're our winner today. Amazing. Thanks, guys. No worries. Appreciate it, Paula. Happy birthday to Neil, who's off to the wastewater treatment plant for his birthday.

Oh, someone get him a little treat. Someone flush one down the birthday. Oh, someone get him a little treat. Someone flush one down the toilet. Oh, God. Pops up for Neil on his birthday. Brian Clint. You can be the greatest. You can be the best. You can be the King Kong banging on your chest.

Brian Clint. Zed in Brian Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from the script in Will.i.am. It's Hall of Fame. That's a tune. The script were very, very good for a little bit, weren't they? Bring back the script, I say. One of the main guys died.

What? Yeah. I think it was last year. Mark from the script. Because the script is three guys. It's Danny, Glenn, and Mark. And one of them died last year at the age of 40 sacks. I remember talking about that now that you say that.

Yeah. Yeah, that's so sad. Yeah. Oh, they had some great songs. Very, very, very good. Irish? Irish, yeah. Irish band.

I met them a couple of times too. Really good dudes. They seemed lovely. Really nice, really nice, down-to-earth guys, yeah. The singer Danny was on The Voice for a while as a judge. All the girls loved Danny from the script. Yeah, he's a good-looking fella. Brian Clint, we're back after this with something that I have used,

an item that I have used that I know that you want to use, something that is high on your priority list, something that I thought I would never use in my personal life. I never thought I would be using this thing, but I've done it, and I'll give you a full review of this item next. Brie and Clint. I said to you yesterday, Brie,

I've kind of built this up a bit, that I have been using something new. It's new to me, and this is also something that I know that you want to use as well. Yeah, this pricked my interest up because you said this is something that I want. And I think you've got more interest in this thing than me, and yet. Oh, okay. Yeah, but I've given it a go, and based off my review,

I could actually help you give this thing a go too if you want to try it. Okay, deal. Yeah, okay. help you give this thing a go too if you want to try it okay deal yeah okay the thing that i never thought that i would use but this week i experimented with and tried out to see if it okay excites me and makes me feel good the thing the thing that oh he's getting nervous now he's getting It's a bidet. No freaking way. What? Did you use a bidet? When we bought our house about a year and a half ago, it had a bidet.

The bathroom had a bidet built into it. I'm so jealous. And when I moved into the house, I was like, yuck, I don't want to use that. I don't even understand how that thing works. That just, to me, that's yuck, a big bowl next to the toilet to wash your butthole with. Disgusting. Disgusting. I don't want understand how that thing works. That just, to me, that's yuck. Big bowl next to the toilet to wash your butthole with. Disgusting. Disgusting. I don't want to do it.

And then, I don't know, something's happened in the last couple of weeks where every time I'm sitting on the toilet, I look across to the bidet and I'm like, is today the day? To use the bidet? Is today the day that I bidet? Is today the bidet? I'm so jealous of you. I need to know everything. I need reviews. I need to know everything. I need reviews.

I need to know positives and negatives. Yeah, yeah. I can give you the review of the bidet, which if you don't know what a bidet is, does everyone know what a bidet is? It's like a little porcelain bowl beside the toilet and it's got a tap and the tap washes your... It's a water fountain for your bum hole. That's exactly what it is.

It's a warm water fountain for your butt hole. I can give you a one word review of the bidet one word okay in one word what would you say is using a bidet like wonderful really so luxurious oh my god it is like having a hundred angels just lightly lick your bottom it is so nice because let's be real let's talk about this logically right let's say you've got dirty hands let's say you've got sticky stuff on your hands you know theory yeah yeah this is the logic you've got yucky hands you wipe it with a paper towel right but guess what your hands still feel dirty don't they let's go real literal let's say somehow you got poo on your hands. Yep.

And then you go, oh, I know how to clean these. I'll just wipe them with a bit of dry toilet paper. Exactly. That's essentially what you're doing with your butt, aren't you? You're just rubbing it in. So what a bidet is is like a hand basin for your butthole. Exactly. I'm so jealous.

It was. So it's got like a temperature. It's just like the faucet, just like the tap in your sink where you turn it left and right to go warmer and colder. Set it in the middle so you get the temperature right. How do you know? It comes out gently. How do you know like where it is and where you're standing? And if you're going to, because, you know, what if you cop it in the gooch?

I mean, not the worst thing. It's just a very slight adjustment with your legs. You've just got to feel for it. It's amazing how easy it is to find that bullse thing. It's just a very slight adjustment with your legs. You've just got to feel for it. It's amazing how easy it is to find that bullseye. Can I ask an invasive question? Yeah, you can. Do you have to then have a dedicated towel for afterwards? Yes.

So this is what I've found out. Oh, no. Okay, you've lost me. So no, no, there's two ways to go. There's two ways to go. If it's your bidet, you would have a dedicated towel Just for drying off Not for wiping Just for drying off

A little tap dry The same way you would dry your butt After you've had a shower Okay And there's a little handrail Behind the bidet for that Or if that grosses you out Just move back over to the toilet

Which is right next to the bidet And just dry it off With a bit of toilet paper True And then drop the toilet paper Into the toilet Oh true Yeah

Would everyone have their own towel Lined up on a towel rail? I imagine you would want to, yeah. I imagine you don't want to have the family towel. No, you don't want a communal bidet towel. But at the moment, I'm the only member of my household that's using the bidet. So I can put a towel there and it would be my towel. But I think I'll use toilet paper.

Have you convinced your wife yet to give it a go? I haven't told her that I've used it. You're hiding it from her. I'm telling you before I tell my family that I'm a bidet guy. Fair enough, because you've got our support. You've got my support for sure. So it's in my house. My question for you is, when you get back,

do you want to come round and use it? I would be honoured. The world is obsessed with the Kate Middleton drama at the moment. The royal family. I saw someone say that the royal family have survived uprisings. They've survived mutinies. They've survived years of incest, but they can't survive the internet.

I'm entranced. That is the thing that is going to finally bring the royal family down. It's usually the thing that brings a lot of people down these days clint yeah that photo is bizarre and you might be sick of hearing about it but strap in because there's so much more to come her coming out yesterday and saying that she did the photoshopping on that photo weird that is the worst solution to the problem i think they could have come up with because then straight away away, all these news agencies went, oh, okay, she did it, did she? Here's all the things in this picture that have been Photoshopped. You're telling me this is an amateur photographer

who's using a bit of Lightroom or a little bit of Facetune to make the photo look better? Come on now. Bull tickle. Bull crap. How much, like, there's always a possibility that it is true. How much of a percent out of 100 do you think that it is true that much of a percent out of a hundred do you think that it is true that she actually did the photoshop and nothing's going on me personally i reckon five

percent there's a five percent chance it's low yeah and even if she did do it there's something bigger going on anyway we could we could theorize for hours or we could focus on the scoop that i've managed to get for us just like that that picture was a scoop posted by Kate Middleton to her social media page, this is a scoop. It's a message from the princess. What have you done? What have you done here? This is by royal decree.

We bring you, no one else has got this, a message from Kate Middleton. Hello, everyone. It is me, Kate Middleton from Kessel in England. I am definitely Kate and not impersonator defined in street mall. I am here laughing with my husband Prince William and our three children Georg, Charlotte and the other one. To see what happens is we take photo for Mother Day I put photo in Photoshop to make little bit better and instead many more mistake happen

This is classic mistake in my country, which is England as we say in England What's a big queen? She's fine, she's fine. She's fine. That's a scoop. You can stop. She's not in a coma. She's not dead.

They haven't broken up. She's fine. Wait, I've got questions. I've got questions. Who the hell was that? It was Kate Middleton. That was Kate Middleton. Second, second.

What accent was that? Because her bloody hell wasn't English. It came up in my TikTok feed, and the person who did the video said that they were Kate Middleton. So just like we shouldn't be doubting that photo that she put out, you shouldn't be doubting that that is the real Kate Middleton. Well, if you saw it on the internet, then that checks out. That was so good.

And the other one. I love the part where she goes, the other one. Who would have thought that the Bree and Clint show would be the ones to solve this mystery? God, we're just breaking the biggest news around the world. Huge. Huge. Bree and Clint. Clint, we need to do a bit of a PSA.

We need to use the radio airwaves for good this afternoon because there is a real issue that is plaguing the Gen Zers. Okay, yeah. And that issue is that they're all becoming hunchbacks. Ah. Hunchbacks of Notre Dame. You've seen the movie. That could be a reality very soon. That was an accusation that millennials faced about five years ago too

because they said we were all too addicted to our phones and we were getting that wrinkly neck syndrome from looking down at our phones too often remember? Yeah look I think we're too far gone and it's over for us now. There's no helping our generation but an American chiropractor by the name of Jake Boyle has recently made a video where he shows a bunch of different x-rays of Gen Zers. They're all Gen Zers.

And pretty much what he describes as the neck, instead of it curving backwards, it's now starting to curve either straight or forward. So take a listen. We are all turning into those old hunched over people. And there's a reason behind it. First of all, let's look at what a normal spine looks like. So you see how it has that reverse curve to it? All the spinal segments are starting to go backwards like that.

That's what we want. That's what a good spine looks like. Now let's look at some x-rays of people that we've seen in the clinic that are under 35. What's the first thing we see? Everything's going forward, right? That person is pretty hunched over. All of the younger generation is starting to turn into those old hunched over people because we're all on our cell phones looking down a tick-tock bring those cell phones up otherwise you'll be an old hunched over person with arthritis before you're 35. here's

the problem if you do what he says and you bring your phone up to here and you do some tick-tocking at a right angle to your eyes you look like a boomer like you look terrible you look like you've got your phone wallet open and you've got your your enormous text on on your phone and you're like how do i do the youtube which one is the youtube how do i get how do i get into that one you know it is it is a problem because i mean both sides aren't great you either look really terrible or you feel really terrible and you become a hunchback. He's saying that the Gen Zers, because it's from such a super young age now, like even younger than us in our generation, Clint,

that they're starting to grow a horn-like growth on the back of their skull. Have you seen it? We've got a Gen Z here who's been on the devices from a very young age. Shall we get Claudia to feel her to see if there's a horn-like? Claudia. Actually, no, we've got to go get consent first. Okay. Ella.

Yep. Can we please have permission for Claudia to feel if you have a horn on the back of your head from looking at your phone too much? Yeah. Let me just put some mouth spray in. No, no. on the back of your head from looking at your phone too much. Yeah, let me just put some mouth spray in. No, no, back of your head. Is it like right where the skull meets your neck? The little nubbin, right? Yes, like right at the bottom of the skull.

And everyone's got a little nubbin there. Oh, no. I don't have a nubbin. But see if hers is more pronounced. Where's your nubbin? Okay, this is a live. She's trying to feel my nubbin. This is a live feeling of a live Gen Z.

What's a nubbin? Okay, this is a live... She's trying to feel my nubbin. This is a live feeling of a live Gen Z. What's a nubbin? I'm so... There's definitely something there. Yeah. There's something that I don't hear. Give me, give me, give me. Can I touch you? Yeah, you may.

Terrifying. Oh, wow. I quit, guys. I don't want to do social media anymore. Yeah, yeah. It's not worth it, mate. Not worth it for that horn on the back of your head. He shared a few tips, if you want to hear them, for correcting.

My chiropractor calls it tech neck. Yeah. From obviously using too much technology. He said having your car seat reclined too far whilst driving can impact your posture. Yeah. He said sleeping positions is another major factor. He said he's fine with side sleeping and obviously back sleeping is fine. But he said do not sleep on your tummy because it's just going to make your spine like way, way worse.

Yeah. He also said that you need to do exercises every day. Exercises and stretching is the key. Neckercises. Neck-ercisers. Neck-ercise. Yeah. Should we start a class and just call it neck-ercise? Yeah, that sounds like a cool thing to do.

Yep. It definitely sounds on brand for our radio station too. Bree and Clint. And they'll do for a hump day, I reckon. That'll do, pig. That'll do. Obviously, we broke the big Kate Middleton news today on the show.

That was huge. I'm trying to think of what the show will be remembered for, and I don't think there's anything bigger than the scoop we got with Kate Middleton, the missing princess. Hello, everyone. It is me, Kate Middleton, from Castle in England. I am definitely Kate and not impersonator defined in street mall. I am here laughing

with my husband Prince William and our three children, Georg, Charlotte and the other one. You see what happened is we take photo for Mother Day. I put photo in Photoshop to make little bit better and instead many more mistake happen. This is classic mistake in my country, which is England. As we say in England, bog save the queen. Bog save the queen, absolutely. Oh, God. Oh, it's so nice to finally hear from her and that she's doing fine.

And this is all just a conspiracy, Clint. Yeah, and that video definitely shuts it down. Yep, I think that's case closed for me. We've done good work today. Huge work. Real journalism. Yeah, quite incredible really. And you thought we were just a stupid

radio station. I'll show you. You got it wrong this time. Have a great night everybody and we'll show you. You got it wrong this time. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.