ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th March 2025

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

Nightmare honeymoons.  Did you catch something cool at a concert?  Someone smuggled a rat in their bra.  Mumma Di explains the lunches she used to send Bree to school with.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brian Clint, thanks to KFC's Hot and Crispy Boneless. And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Taco Thursday. Oh, I do love a Taco Thursday. Taco Tuesday. Taco Wednesday. Taco Tuesday. Taco Wednesday.

Taco Friday. Taco Saturday. Taco Sunday. No, you've gone too far there, yeah. I was trying to see how far I could push it. No, we have a roast on Sunday, okay? All right. You have gravy?

Or fish and chips. Oh, yeah, fish and chips on a Sunday. I've had a roast in ages, actually. I don't know what I'm talking about. God, I love a roast. Me too. Winter. Good roasting weather is winter.

We'll be roasting in winter. We've got a fun show for you on the way today. Soundkeeper Brooke will be in with the secret sound at four and five o'clock. Your zip tie guess went this morning. I saw that. It was wrong. It was wrong. So less gutted that no one took it now?

Yeah. Yeah. Good to have it done. Because I never, like, the thing is, people, do you reckon people think that we know the sound? Some people do. Some people in the ZM office today thought that I knew the sound. Oh, my God, did you just about tell us the sound?

I don't know it. I would tell you the sound if I knew it. We actually genuinely don't know. So four and five o'clock. Also, we're going to give away two free tickets to Manuka Fuel Symphony Festival when you hear our symphony track of the day. These guys are headlining when you hear Basement Jacks.

And you're the first one through on 0800DIALZM. You'll score those two free tickets to be in the Auckland domain for Symphony Festival on the 29th of March. Oh, that's going to be a great show. Can't wait for that. Listen out. Up next, though, Tradie versus Lady. We need two people to play.

You know the drill. $50 on the line. Number to call, 0800DIALZM. Bree and Clint. Let's play Tradie vs. Ladies, shall we? It's Tradie vs. Ladies. The ladies on an absolute dream run for the last couple of weeks, but it doesn't mean the tradies aren't still in it.

14 plays the tradies, ladies 22. It's only March. Yeah, it's. Ladies, 22. It's only March. Yeah, it's heaps of time. It's only March. We've got such a long way to go. But it's not going to happen if the tradies don't continue to pull finger regularly. Yeah, they need to be pulling on that finger every day. Let's go to our fingered tradie right now.

He's calling from Auckland. He's 29 and he broke his arm at his niece and nephew's birthday party. Welcome to the show, Rhubarb. G'day, Rubes. Hello, hello. Mate, how did you manage that? Oh, I just, I decided after a few cold ones that it might be a good idea to go like Superman,

so on my feet, down a slip and slide. Oh. And let me guess, Rhubarb crumble. Yeah, I did. I crumbled hard. Big time. Rhubarb crumble. Oh, that's so yum.

I love a rhubarb crumble. Me too. You're taking on our lady today from the Great Lake of Taupo. She's 31 and she's a natural redhead. Welcome to the show, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. Natural redheads, very rare these days.

Oh, yeah. Are you planning to breed with another redhead to, you know, maintain the redhead population? No, I'd rather keep being the only one. Oh, okay, you want to be unique. Yeah, she wants to be special. Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. Alicia, your buzzer is lady.

Rubes, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers is going to go home with $50 cash. You're not going to believe the first question. These questions are pre-written, can I say? We write them before the show. Here we go. Question number one. What is the name of the little mermaid in the Disney movie?

Ariel. Ruben. Neither of you used your buzzer. You both came in with the answer. But Alicia, there was a sitter for you. That was an absolute sitter. Surely as a redhead. Again, Alicia's not interested in any other redheads.

She wants to be the only one. She told us. Ariel can get in the bin. All right, question number two. What do bees collect to make honey? Rhubarb. Yes. Okay. Okay, that's your last chance, Rhubarb, of not

using your buzzer, okay? Oh, I did. Your buzzer is tradie, and Alicia, your buzzer is lady. A lady. Okay, Bree, are you awarding a point or not? I think we do to keep the game moving, but that's the final warning. Rhubarb, what was your answer?

Pollen. Pollen. We'll give you a point, but that's the final warning. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. I can feel my face when I'm with you. Train. Good work, guys.

Rhubarb. Daft Punk? No. Not a bad guess, Alicia. The Weeknd? The Weeknd sings that song. You're correct. Well done.

We are one apiece in this game. Question number four. What is the name of the currency they use in Japan? Sorry. Tradies. Did you buzz in, Alicia? Lady. Now, did you buzz, though, or did you just say something?

Sorry. Did you stop? I stopped what I was about to say. You stopped what you were about to say. Then it's rhubarbs. Rhubarb. Yen. Yen.

It is the yen. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. We press on. Question number five. Name a cow's milk alternative you might have in your coffee. Treat. Rhubarb. Yes, rhubarb.

Oat milk. He's got it. Oat milk will do. God, felt like a couple of school teachers there, eh? Yeah. Really laying down the law. Sorry to be tough, guys, but we have to,. God, felt like a couple of school teachers there, eh? Yeah. Really laying down the law. Sorry to be tough, guys, but we have to, you know, to be fair. Big, big things on the line.

And I think we got a fair result. It's a win for Rhubarb and the Tradies. Congratulations. Woo-hoo! Well done. Bree and Clint. I read about this couple that had probably the worst honeymoon you could ever have.

Oh, yeah? And, I mean, we have someone on the show that's about to go on a honeymoon soon. Yeah. Producer Ella, you're about to go away soon, so maybe don't listen to this story, but I'm sure yours will... Oh, yours will be fine. Yours will be fine. You're not going on a boat, are you?

I mean, we're going to Thailand, so that could be a day trip. Okay. Why? Are you? I mean, we were going to Thailand, so that could be a day trip. Okay. Well, there's a couple that were going to the Maldives. Maldives. Maldives. I'm a Maldives. I've never been, though. Do you just pick what side you're on when it comes to pronunciation?

Yeah, yeah. It's like tomato, tomato. Maldives. Yeah. And anyway, they got on a boat to cruise over to the island that they were staying on. Yeah. And their ship sank.

It's a bad omen for the marriage going forward. Not ideal. Yeah. So the couple have spoken about it and essentially they were on this, I think it was quite a big boat. There was 50 people on this boat. Oh. And they were heading over to the Maldives.

Was everyone okay? Everyone's okay. Oh, good, because I already laughed. Yeah, don't worry. Normally on radio if people have died. We don't use them as chatty banter. No, no, but everyone's safe so it's all good. But essentially the waters were hectic as, and then next minute all the passengers were like told to put their life vests on.

Yeah. But the crew never told them that the boat was sinking. Okay. So they were all kind of like, oh, are we okay? Like what's going on? Anyway, 40 minutes later the boat had sunk. Gone. And this couple in particular went to inflate. It was those life jackets. The ripcord ones.

You rip the cord and it inflates. Neither of their life vests inflated. Yeah, but they would have been on enough flights to know that if your life vest fails to inflate, please blow into the mouthpiece. I don't think they're the same life vest. Really? No. Have you never seen the boat life vest that you literally, all it is is like this tiny little life vest and as soon as you pull it,

it inflates? I got in big trouble on one season of Treasure Island. We made all the contestants wear them and I bet Jo Cotton, I bet her 50 bucks that she wouldn't pull her life vest just for fun. Oh, yeah. And she did. Then we got told off from the producers because they're worth like $300 each. Oh, what?

It's good TV, though. I think the cameras missed it. Oh. Anyway. That's more Joe Cotton's fault than yours. Yeah, that was Joe Cotton's fault. I blame her as well. Anyway, they were out in the middle of the ocean.

Someone filmed it. Of course. Everyone out in the ocean. Yeah. And eventually they got rescued about an hour later. Someone filmed it. Of course. Everyone out in the ocean and eventually they got rescued about an hour later. Oh good. And everyone was okay. You'd power on with the honeymoon?

Surely. Oh you should because then you'll get an upgrade. Well the thing is is that there was one casualty. It was one of their backpacks containing their passports. Oh okay. And essentially they had to go to the embassy and wait. Oh, that's just an extended honeymoon.

Yeah. You'd hope so, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of life admin though. Honeymoons are just a holiday with more pressure on them. So much pressure. So there's no guarantee everything is going to go perfect on your honeymoon. This one couple I know went on their honeymoon

and their luggage got lost on the flight. They didn't get it till like a week into their honeymoon. Nothing brings you closer than washing underwear in a sink. You know, that says true love to me. Oh, 100 dollars at Airmortex9696

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Cheat when you get home. Yeah, just wait a couple of weeks. Like a normal person. Bree and Clint. Story about this couple who were headed to the Maldives for their honeymoon and the boat they were on sunk. Everyone's okay. Everyone's okay. 50 people bobbing around in the ocean, but they got them all.

Pretty traumatic though. Yeah. Isn't it? Yeah. Like very traumatic, bobbing around in the ocean. What went wrong on my honeymoon was that I outgrew my pants from eating our way around Italy. Also traumatic.

Also traumatic. But the good thing was, so did my wife. Just go buy new ones. Yeah, we went on a couple's trip to H&M when we got to Paris and we got some new jeans. Nothing says you've had a great holiday like buying new sized pants. Buying fat pants. Yeah. Arlene's here.

Hi, Arlene. Hi, Arlene. Hello. How are you doing? We're good. What's your here. Hi, Arlene. Hi, Arlene. Hello. How are you doing? We're good. What's your nightmare honeymoon story, Arlene? Well, I went to the beautiful Abel Tasman. Stunning.

Lovely. And on the way over, we thought we'd stop and get a pie from Takaka. Uh-huh. Got a pie, got the water taxi, went up to the Abel Tasman beautiful lodge in the middle of the forest. Yes. And then proceeded to get very sick. Oh, no.

Very, very sick. Dodgy pie. Was it a dodgy pie? Dodgy pie. Dodgy pie. Arlene, did you get spitty bum on your honeymoon, did you? Yes. Yeah, we got to know each other on a very, very deep level.

Please tell me all those barriers had been broken before you got married. Oh, my God, yes. It was like, hi, this is me, inside and out. Inside and out. Hey, that's true love, Arlene. That is true love. 17 years later, though, we're still together. Oh, well done.

There you go. If you can survive Spittybum, you guys can survive anything. Someone said, the first day of our honeymoon, I lost the wedding ring. Yeah, that's not ideal. Someone else said, we went to Samoa in the middle of the measles epidemic there in 2019. Then I got gastro and he got strep throat. Warned against going to the doctor, so we just had to cop it. Worst honeymoon ever. Could have been worse, though. Could have got measles. Yeah, well, so we just had to cop it. Worst honeymoon ever.

Could have been worse, though. Could have got measles. Yeah, well, that's true, isn't it? Someone else said, my daughter sprained both of her ankles on her honeymoon. Both ankles? How did she do that? I'm sure it was walking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sights to see. Yeah, yeah. That sucks, though. That really sucks. There's nothing you can do for a sprained ankle, and if Sights to see. Yeah, yeah. That sucks though. That really sucks. There's nothing you can do for a sprained ankle. And if she had one sprained ankle, at least she could buy some crutches and hobble her way around wherever they were.

But both? Yeah, that's horrible. She's either lying on a bed or she's in a wheelchair. Yeah, terrible time to sprain both your ankles. What about this one? My parents honeymooned in Vanuatu. They went snorkelling. Dad got shallow water blackout.

Mum says he's never been more... Mum says she's never been more mad at him for ruining the holiday by potentially dying. I can't believe how selfish you are. I've never heard of shallow water blackout. Haven't you? It's terrifying. Yeah, I'm sure he didn't do it on purpose.

No, it's not on purpose. It's where you go diving and then if you come up too quickly and it's like... Well, that's the bends, isn't it? Oh, well, yeah, shallow water blackout. He's only snorkelling. It's just Dad snorkelling around in some

shallow water. But if he went down far enough... Oh, you know what it'll be? Probably didn't wait 20 minutes after he had his lunch. Yeah. I don't know what it'll be. He would have had a big chicken salad roll his lunch. That's, yeah. I don't know what it'll be. He would have had a big chicken salad roll. Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Knowing dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Knowing what he's like. Good? Yeah, there's one more. Oh, yeah. Hubby went overseas. Hubby went on our overseas honeymoon with a suspected grumbling appendix. Doctor assured us we could be evacuated home if it got worse. And if it went our honeymoon, he would advise not going.

I wonder if they got it. If it weren't our honeymoon, yeah. If it weren't our honeymoon. Weird advice from the doctor. Yeah. Just go. They'll evacuate you if they need to. If worse comes to worse.

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We're getting new Lizzo, which is going to be great, but the song I'm really excited about is new music from Chapel Roan. Let's pick it up now. She performed the song called The Giver on SNL back in like September. And all of us have been like, when are you releasing it? Finally, tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow is Chapel Roan Day.

Chapel Roan Day, finally. And I saw this really fun TikTok where it was a girl posting about something her roommate had caught in the mosh pit at a Chapel Roan show. Oh yeah. I was like, that's fun. Like how you caught COVID at Laneway. Similar but different.

This you could actually frame it. Oh, okay. So they've had it framed and apparently this girl caught at her Coachella set, her earring flung off into the crowd. Chapel Roan's earring. Chapel Roan's earring.

Oh, yeah. And this girl caught it and then they had it framed and now it sits in their living room. Do you not offer Chapel Roan an earring back? Hell no. No? You run. Yeah.

And you take that little memento And you frame it And put it on your Your mantle Did you catch the little butterfly thing That goes on the back as well Because that's the hardest bit To keep track of The butterfly clip

The butterfly yeah You can buy another one of those Can you Are they interchangeable Yeah most Universal Yeah right I mean there's a few different types

But you could buy another one I was a sleeper guy When I had my ear pierced So we didn't have to muck around With the You didn't have to tell me With the butterfly yeah I could tell by looking at you. I was a sleeper guy when I had my ear pierced, so we didn't have to muck around with the butterfly. You didn't have to tell me. I could tell by looking at you that you're a sleeper guy. I had a sleeper in my ear.

And then when I started intermediate, it was a whole new range of kids. Like I went to a different school to the ones my primary school friends went to. And when I got there, it wasn't cool in that crowd to have your ear pierced. And I got accused of being a pirate. I said, okay, pirate boy.

What kind of pirate? I got accused of being a bandit. Oh. I just think it's... So I took it out, by the way. Oh, that's sad. You should put it back in. I can't.

We'd support you. It's healed over. No, I don't reckon. I reckon I could get it through. All right, you bring a sleeper in tomorrow. Okay. I'll try and get a sleeper back through it back in. I can't. We'd support you. It's healed over. No, I don't reckon. I reckon I could get it through. All right, you bring a sleeper in tomorrow. Okay. I'll try and get a sleeper back through it. Yep.

And then, but here's the deal. If I get it back through. How long do I have to wear it for? The rest of the year. No, no, no, no deal. No deal. I'll wear it for the rest of the week. The rest of the month.

Oh. We're already halfway through. I'm not going on stage at Symphony with a sleeper in. You have to. They'll be like, oh, whoa, Elton John's here. That is the deal. No, no deal. There's nothing in that for me. Why would I agree to that? There's nothing in that for me. Yeah, you

get to look cool. No. This is PTSD. Okay. If you don't let us do that, then at least let me give you a haircut and bring the piss fringe back. Yeah, I'll do piss fringe, eyebrow piercing, but I draw the line at sleeper.

Can people text us on 9696 just for my own personal enjoyment? Have you caught anything at a concert? Bree just asked you what you catch at a concert. And we're not talking about flus or... Although one of them. Someone did

catch a flu. This one's quite good actually. They said, caught my favourite artist's half empty water bottle. He was sick but I drank out of it anyway and I got the worst flu of my life. I need to know who that was.

So you caught their water bottle and then you caught their virus. Who was that? Someone said I caught Savage's sweat towel. That would have been wet. Hell yeah. And then someone said I caught a drumstick at a Pink concert. I'm not joking. When Brie read that text she went

huh? Why was Pink throwing out chicken at a gig? I was like, I want to go to the Mosh Pit at Pink concert. Huh? What? Drumstick? Oh, drums. You can tell where my priorities are.

I automatically went fried chicken. I caught Mishinga and Kelly's pic. Oh, yeah? Sick. I caught a pregnancy at an Ed Sheeran concert. That's nice. I've kept hold of it for nine years now. Hell, yeah.

Someone said, hey, I'm a lighting tech for concerts, and one time Mitch James had a breast implant thrown at him on stage. Two days later, I found that same implant sitting in a road case for a different gig. Wow, the sisterhood of the travelling implant. Whose breast implant was it? Was it an implant or

is this guy getting confused with those chicken fillets? Because an implant would be very expensive. Also, what's it doing on the outside of your body? No, it might be a doctor, you know, where they're like, oh, upgrade, so I've just got these, you know. Yeah, well, why doesn't Mitch James want it?

Mitch James is like, throw me the bra, not the implant. Cops it in the face. Motorboat. Sunday morning. Ah! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Ah!

Bree and Clint. Shows Witcher by Neon. You can stream White Lotus and see full frontal male ding-dong in the latest episode on Neon right now. That wasn't the first time either. No, and that's just a warning, because they didn't give me a warning before I watched the episode. But just be aware, like I said, full frontal male ding-dong episode.

Three? Four. Four, yeah, right. Yeah. Good. episode, but just be aware, like I said, full frontal, male ding dong, episode three? Four. Four, yeah, right. Yeah. Good. The Tea, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Speaking of full frontal, Dean McCarthy's on the line with us. What's going on with Timothy Shemalemile, Dean? Is he getting engaged? Oh, Timothy

Shemalemile, let me give you the gossip. I'm going to tell you you the news headline is this. Apparently, he's went and bought a $300,000 ring to propose to his girlfriend, Kylie Jenner. It has like 150 diamonds, small ones, big ones, everything in between. Apparently, they've been looking at chalets. Like, I'm not even kidding. That was a headache. Timothee Chalamet's chalets.

I can't even. I can't be people. Soothee Chalamet's chalets. I can't even. I can't be people. So good. They're like looking to buy a property together. I don't actually know how serious they would be about getting married. I don't know. I feel like they've been together for two minutes. But time does fly when you're having fun.

He's 29. She's 27. I don't mean to be cynical, but I've never seen a relationship less likely to go the distance than Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner. You reckon? Yeah. Really? Are you really?

Yeah, Dean? I have some goss. I heard that he's a nightmare to work with. Really? This is why we've got Dean on the show. I was literally going to ask you, Dean, is this guy for real? What's the tea on Timothee Chalamet? Okay.

This is what I was told. When he did his last press tour, they went, I think, to Canada and a few different places. He was such a nightmare that he was in a room, and you know how you get your rider for different things, but he didn't have one of the things on his rider, and he actually sat on the floor and was like... Like a tantrum.

Like a teenager. Like a toddler. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. A teenager. Teenagers don't even a toddler. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. A teenager. Teenagers don't even do that. What am I talking about? And apparently he's a nightmare.

I rarely, rarely hear this like this. Yeah. But I got told this and I was like, wow, I can't wait to stop reading. Well, you're our guy on Hollywood and all of your leads so far for us have come through. You're a reliable source. So if you say Timothy Charlemagne is a nightmare, he's a nightmare, Dean. Yeah, we looked into you hooking up with Chris Olsen. That checked out.

That was true. That was true. So now we believe everything you say. Yeah, we looked into your claims of you having a 10-pack. That was true. That was true as well. Speaking of a nightmare, kidding, love you. Love you.

Bye, Dean. That's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent, and that's the tea. Bree and Clint. I saw this story today. There's a man who was going through security at an airport, as you do, unless, of course, you're flying to Taranaki, and they go, oh, no, don't worry about security, mate.

Or any other places in regional New Zealand. Very true. No regional airport have I ever been through security. Very true. And have you ever had a problem? Never. Exactly. This man was going through security at an airport and he was found to be smuggling a

live turtle concealed inside his pants, which brings a whole new meaning to the term turtle head, doesn't it? He was turtle poking for sure. He was turtling. Yeah. In his pants. It's not funny though. It's serious.

The turtle was detected on Friday after a body scanner alarm went off. Can you imagine the people in security? Yeah. They'd be like, hey, Gary, can you come have a look at this? I think this guy's turtling. Is it just me or is that a freaking turtle? Is there a turtle head in this guy's pants? A customs officer then conducted a pat down on the man, as they do,

and realised there was something concealed in the groin region. Oh, that poor turtle. Of his pants. When they questioned him a bit further, the man reached into his pants and pulled out the live turtle, which was about 12 centimetres long. I hope it wasn't a snapping turtle. Me too. And wrapped in a small blue towel.

Why? Why was he trying to do that? It doesn't say. They confiscated the turtle, and it's not clear whether the turtle was his pet. That poor thing Or if he was smuggling it to sell it Or something like that Probably sell it

You wouldn't put your pet through that No Any good pet owner knows not to put their pet in their pants Correct That is pet 101 You're right That is the first thing they teach you at pet school. Turtle in the pants.

What's worse than having a turtle down your pants? Oh, having a snake. Way worse. Trouser snake. I'd much rather the turtle. Would you rather have a turtle head or a trouser snake? Or a beaver. Look, here's a real weird question.

Do you work somewhere where you're in charge of what people bring in and do you have like a bizarre smuggling story that would shock us? Where you just couldn't believe it. It's not just customs officers that will have these. It's people who like do the door at Spark Arena. Like, it's people who check you before you go into, I don't know, anywhere where you have to go through security. It's like that guy that got done a couple of weeks ago smuggling cocaine.

Did you see that story? No. And he was smuggling a heap of cocaine under his toupee. Oh, yes, I saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they found it. Yeah, they were like, sir, either that is the worst toupee I have ever seen or you are concealing something under it.

Oh, you're packing heat. He's like, it's just a turtle. Yeah, nothing to see here. Oh, $800 at him. I don't know what we're going to get out of this, but I'm fascinated. Can you shock us with a story of someone trying to smuggle something into somewhere? Yeah, and we don't care where they were smuggling or, like, where it was. Yeah.

Like, if it was up their bum, it was up their bum. Yeah, and if you found it, you found it. You found it. And if you need to be anonymous, you can be anonymous. We don't need to ask questions about how you found it. We just want to know what you found. Smuggling stories. We're just talking about the man who's been busted smuggling a turtle down his pants through an airport.

So we want to know, are you in charge of checking what people are bringing into anywhere? An airport, a prison, a school, a concert, whatever. And can you shock us with your story of smuggling? Elijah has called up. Hi, Elijah. Hi, Elijah. Hey, how's it going? Good.

Are you security? No, no, no. I worked in a movie theatre. I would clean up theatres. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a classic. Everyone's had a brush with smuggling

when it comes to a movie theatre, eh, Elijah? Yeah, I bet you haven't heard of Jan like this. One time I was after a movie, can't remember the movie, but a guy had smuggled a whole cooked chicken, a coleslaw, pasta salad, butter, a little ceramic plate, you know, a proper butter knife. It wasn't a plastic butter knife. It was, you know, a proper butter knife.

It wasn't a plastic butter knife. It was, you know, stainless steel ones. Actual cutlery. Actual cutlery. Couldn't find a fork. But when I was walking in and they were all walking out, I just happened to notice this guy and it looked like he had, well, I realised it was butter,

but yeah, he had butter on his pants and I was like, oh, is that odd? And then I got into the aisles and there it was all sitting there. And all I could think of when I saw the plates and stuff, I was like, man, my mum would be so annoyed. Yes. And you didn't bring the plate back. Yeah.

What, he bought a plate from his kitchen? Yeah, yeah, a ceramic plate, like a little, yeah. God, I can't believe he bought the full chicken coleslaw bun set up. Everything. He bought a whole roast dinner in. Yeah, yeah, and he just left it there. Obviously, he didn't want to try and sneak it out again. Nah, he'd had his fill.

He'd had enough. Out of the question, out of interest, do you remember what movie it was? Chicken Run, I heard. I was like, I was like 16 at the time. Oh, well, there you go. You're right, Elijah, we've never heard a yarn like that. Never heard a yarn like that. Brilliant.

And it was worth every second. Lots of texts coming in about smuggling. Someone said, my friend snuck a whole 40-ounce of Jager into the Wellington Sevens in her skirt. Shot, sis. That's solid. And we're not going to ask any further questions about that. I accidentally smuggled a big chunk of weed in my purse from Hamilton to Wellington.

I did not realise that it was still in there until I got to Wellington and I was shitting my pants. I bet you were. I checked into the hotel and I left it in the hotel bathroom and luckily no one noticed. Thank God for that. Someone else said, back in the 80s, my mum flew to the Gold Coast to see my uncle. He really wanted some New Zealand mussels, so she put them in her suitcase and smuggled them across the border.

Wouldn't get away with that now. She took suitcase mussels. God, you'd be in so much trouble. She'd have to put so many ice packs and stuff in there. Imagine how much it would stink. Oh, she'd have to do so much. Like, surely the sniffer dogs would get it in a second. But yeah, you're right. You wouldn't get away with that now. That was

the 80s. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Smuggling stories. Have you got one for us? Yeah. A long time ago now, I was a Dunedin student. Yeah. Otago and had to get home

back to Wellington and I had my pet rat and got no money and just thought, you know, good old Kiwi, she'll be right and just put it down my top

and carried it on the plane and just chilled with me on the plane the whole way. Anonymous, you're as bad as the guy with the turtle in his pants. Well, no. Yes. They're all from quite different areas on the body. Do you realise who you are, Anonymous? Pardon?

You are Luigi from Ratatouille. I do like to cook. Why did your rat need to go to Dunedin? No, back from Dunedin. So I had a Dunedin study. She was going home. Oh, right. Oh, that makes a lot more sense.

Yeah, you couldn't leave the rat in Wellington. No, they were the least street rat, but they were a whole different kind of rat. Yeah. Did the rat, was the rat chill? Yeah. Did it bite you? No.

Did you put any food down? Did you put your food? I could roll up bits of paper and throw it across the floor and they'd go get it and bring it back. Yeah. Did you put any food down your top for the rat? I did have some snacks. Where was the rat sitting?

Like, just like, kind of like where you'd hold a little newborn baby. In the chuzzies? In your buzzies. Yeah. Just like kind of like your chuzzies were kind of like a rat hammock. Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, right. Old rat tits, eh?

Living his best life, really. You're a hoot. The itty bitty ratty committee. Yeah, yeah. I want to go to like a festival with you because I know if you can get a rat on a domestic flight, you can get anything done anonymously. The potential of what Anonymous could smuggle in is endless. It's endless.

It's not the only story, but I think that's enough for the radio. Okay, good. Call us back another time and tell us more. That wasn't you with the roast chicken at the movie theatre, was it? I'll meet you at the front of Symphony like you said. Yeah, yeah. We'll smuggle

something good in. We don't endorse that behaviour. No, we don't. We do not. No, I won't. I promise. Bree and Clint.

Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really,

but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? A movie guessing game where today, Jake, you'll be taking on Bree for $100 cash. Welcome. G'day, mate.

Hiya, how you doing? Good, thank you. You've already scored yourself three months of free neon, so congratulations. That's yours off the bat. Oh, sweet. No worries. How good.

I will play the game the way we always do. I'll read out movie plot lines. If you think you know what it is first, Jake, you buzz in with Jake. If Bree thinks she knows, she'll buzz in with Bree. And the first person to give me two correct answers is going to win the game this afternoon, okay? Awesome. Easy. Best of luck.

Don't wait for me to finish the plot line. Just go for it as soon as you think you know what it is. Okay. Sweet. Today, our theme, for no particular reason, we're going to do apocalyptic movies. End of the world type stuff. Zombie-leaning movies. End of the world type stuff. Zombie leaning movies. Okay.

Alright. Good luck everybody. Good luck. Good luck Jake. Good luck Brie. Thanks Jake. Appreciate it. I just wanted to say it back.

Nah he doesn't. Nah he's like I don't wish you good luck at all. I wish you good luck. I would have beat you. That's fair enough. Movie one. Good luck guys.

A survivor of a man made plague that transforms Brie. I am legend. She's back, baby. Really? That could have been any. That could have been the monkey one. That movie literally starts with... Outbreak, contagion.

Took a stab. Yeah, it's come off for you. Have you seen it, Jake? Yes, years ago, yep. Will Smith. Fantastic movie. Yeah. Movie number two.

This is you. If you want to stay in this, Jake, this is you, okay? Yeah, yeah. You need to go hard and early. When a mysterious force decimates the population, only one thing is certain. If you see it, you die. The survivors...

Bree. Bird Box? Oh, yeah. Ah. Bird Box? Oh, yeah. The only reason I spoke up there is because I heard Jake buzz too and then I started to question myself as to whether Jake buzzed first. Claudia, do you think I made the right decision? Yeah, I think you called it right. It was very close, wasn't it?

You can get a replay, but no, I think you're right. No, I believe you. Hashtag believe woman. Brie, congratulations. Thank you so much, Jake. Very worthy opponent and like we said, you're not going away empty-handed. You got that three-month Neon subscription. Well done, mate.

Yeah, that's awesome. Cheers, guys. Sweet as. We jackpot to $150 and Brie and Clint's Watch the Plot next week. Thanks to our mates at Neon for the latest blockbuster movies. You can sign up to Max on Neon from just $12.99 a month. Bree and Clint. Is there, here's an ethical dilemma for you, is there any way that you can ask for a dog back

after you give it away if you change your mind? I don't know if there is. It's a tough one. I mean, I need to hear the details. Every story needs context. Okay. I adopted Ross Boss's old dog and he wants it back. No, he doesn't.

I hope he doesn't. Too bad, Ross. I've bonded with that dog now. No, this is a real life story that I have taken from Reddit today, okay? Okay. We can decide what the deal is. Someone says, a year ago,

my aunt decided to sell her dog of five years, claiming it was too much work, despite being wealthy and child-free and also not working. Around the same time... I've got to go to the club though later. Hashtag no judgment. I'm going to go play down at the club.

But your auntie... And then I've got my Brazilian butt lift appointment. Around the same time, my family was grieving the loss of our 15-year-old dog. So when she mentioned she was selling hers, we offered to take it in. We had bonded with the dog

before and knew that the transition would be smooth. She initially said that she'd still try and sell the dog, but she'd give it to us if no one wanted it. Oh, this woman sounds like a piece of work. A few days later, she handed the dog over and we welcomed her as part of our family. For five wonderful months,

we loved and spoiled our new dog while my auntie travelled the world. But after returning, she started hinting that she wanted the dog back. Eventually guilt tripping me into agreeing. We were heartbroken but a month later she announced

she was moving into a no pets apartment and offered us the dog back again. This time we made her promise not to ask for the dog back. We changed the dog's ownership into our name. Smart. And we've had her for six months.

Last week, she started hinting that she was lonely and she would like her dog again. When we refused, it escalated into a full-blown argument with her accusing us of stealing her dog and threatening to cut us off. What's the deal? Is it normal or okay for someone to ask for their dog back? I want to get rid of that woman. I hope someone adopts her out of the family

because I don't want her in my family. Well, that's the thing. She's threatening to cut them off, but is that such a bad thing to be cut off by an auntie like that? No, I would not care. You know what they say? You know they say blood is thicker than water. Oh, she just, she obviously is more a piss colour, I reckon.

Well, she's using the dog, first of all. She just sounds like she doesn't deserve the dog. No, she's playing with people's emotions. Yes, she doesn't deserve the dog. Two, she doesn't deserve to be a part of that family when you're doing that stuff to people that you're meant to care about. Yeah. And three.

She's not cut out for a dog either. Yeah. She doesn't understand. Even though she's had that dog twice, she still doesn't understand the responsibility that comes with having a dog. Oh, the tech machine's firing up. Okay, what are the people saying? People are saying she's an a-hole.

She doesn't deserve a friend. Let her cut you off. B word, poor dog. Someone else said that happened to my partner's family. They had a dog for eight years when a family moved overseas and when they unexpectedly moved back, they asked for the dog back. Get stuffed. Yeah.

There's no way in any world I would give the dog back. No, me neither. Not a chance. Especially not the second time around. Not even the first time. No, I know, but they did the first time, and I can see that they feel bad about it. They shouldn't have. Poor old dog's getting jerked around too.

Exactly. He's like, bro, where do I sleep? That's trauma for the dog. Yeah, yeah. Someone said, what a mutt move. Talking about her, obviously, the woman. Yeah, yeah. Okay, do we all agree?

That woman's not allowed to ask for her dog back. That woman's not. That woman's not. No way. We didn't settle the debate, though, about whether there's any circumstances in where you could ask for your dog back. Yeah, is not. That woman's not. No way. We didn't settle the debate, though, about whether there's any circumstances in where you could ask for her dog back. Yeah, is there?

What do you reckon, producers? Does anyone ask the dog what they wanted? Let the dog choose. I'll put the dog in the middle of the park. Yeah, in the park. Hair boy, hair boy, hair boy. And you just hide a bit of chicken in your pocket. Put a little cheese.

Yep. Or in your case, a little bit more chicken. Yeah. I always keep a bit of chicken in my pocket. She always keeps that thang on her. Bree and Clint. Secret Sound is not a mousetrap snapping closed. It could be a mousetrap.

Unfortunately, it could be a mousetrap being opened. I'd be fuming. Me too. Like, I'd be like... Especially because we, me, pushed her in that direction. Someone's texted and said, Clint should not be having an opinion. I've been saying this for years.

What, on the secret sound or just in general? I want to talk about this next story. There's a Kiwi woman who's making headlines today after she tried to get a loan, which she did end up getting. So this is a happy ending. She tried to get a loan for her first house. A lot of banks accepted all of her paperwork and were like,

yeah, we're happy to give you a loan. But there was a couple of banks that denied giving her a home loan because of one particular thing. Okay. And it was her career choice. Right. So turns out this woman had worked for a number of years in the banking industry making hardly any money yeah like minimum wage and then eventually uh started her own

only fans account ah started making huge money saved up a deposit in a couple of years and she said a lot of the banks were open to giving her a loan. Some banks were like, nah. Really? Yeah. They saw OnlyFans as... And they went, no.

I wonder if it was out of like a judgmental thing or if it's because of the type of work that it is, if it's like, I don't know. But I mean, no job is guaranteed. If they think, because you know, some... Even like our career. Self-employed people find this all the time. They're like, no job is guaranteed. If they think, because you know, some... Even like our career. Self-employed people find this all the time. They're like, you need to show us how much you make.

And you go, well, I made, a builder might go, well, I made 150 grand last year. And they're like, how much are you going to make the year after? You're like, I don't know. Well, they'll say I'll make 150 grand, but the bank will go, how do you know that? It's not guaranteed. But nobody knows that.

Yeah. Anybody could lose a job at any point. Well, that's so true, eh? Yeah. If anything, OnlyFans is the more secure job because she's not going to fire herself. No, she's... She's not going to make herself redundant.

And unless the platform goes under... Yeah. Then... Even then, they've all got multiple accounts. Yeah. They're all on different platforms. Probably can move to something else. Anyway, she ended up getting the loan,

but she just thought that it was really unfair that some banks denied her because of her job. Banks do, and this is a law that came in recently, they do go through your bank statement to see. I know. I think that's so invasive. They go through line by line three months of your last

banking history. Do they go through checking in savings? No. They go through. Here's the account I use. Look at this one. For anybody who is looking to get on the property ladder soon or get a mortgage.

Get a separate bank account. They look at the account ladder soon or get a mortgage. Get a separate bank account. They look at the account that your wages get paid into. Oh, I'm not buying anything out of that account. If you have an automatic payment that comes out of that bank account once a week that says $700 living expenses and it goes to another account, they go, sweet, that's a perfectly reasonable thing. We know what that is. Yeah.

And then they don't check the other accounts. Can I just say I'm angry at the banks actually? Are you? I'm angry because they took away the fun game when you had to transfer your friend money from dinner or whatever it was and they took away the fun game that you played where you'd write a little funny description. Oh, fun police, the banks.

Yeah. Oh, no, we're going to actually stop you from buying your first home. You go, money for dicks. Strip club. Strip club is a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Naked grannies. Bignaturals.com subscription.

You know, last time we bought a house, the bank questioned us. And they'll do this to anybody because – How many jerseys you were buying. How many Warriors and all those jerseys. That's fair, though. That is fair. That is a worry. Those are appreciating assets.

That is a worry. My wife's afterpays. Oh. And they'll do it to anyone with afterpay. If you have afterpay, the bank will go, uh-uh, no, sorry, those are lines of credit. We need you to either, no, we need you to close, they force you to close your Afterpays.

That seems so ridiculous. The Afterpays, she didn't even owe any money. They were paid off. Well, you just had to close them. But because she had an account with Afterpay, they were like, no, no, close that. Oh, jeez. Such no, no, close that. Jeez.

Such straight 180s, eh? Uber Eats is a big one. The bank will judge how often you have Uber Eats. Yeah. Yeah. I'm surprised that they, I mean, I did hire someone to wipe all of that history from my bank accounts, but, you know. It's amazing you've got a house. Money well spent. But, you know, money well spent.

I thought we could put it out there this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M. What was on your bank statement where the bank were like, wait a second, what is this? And you had to explain yourself. What questionable thing in your banking history did the bank have to speak to you about? You got in trouble.

Bree and Clint. What was on your bank statement that the bank were like, wait a second, explain this please, before giving you a loan? Some very interesting ones. Let's start with this person who wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. What was the anomaly, shall we say, on your bank statement? Before buying our house about three and a half years ago, we were putting drugs with a Z and cities on our bank statement. Drug?

Mostly for food, which it probably would have been better if it was just under food. But, you know, and it like saves it for you when you've paid somebody for it. Yeah, yeah. So you can just do it with ease. Drugs with a Z in titties.

So the bank weren't happy with you spending so much money on drugs and titties. Yeah, exactly. Which part did they like less? Was it the drugs or the titties? Good question. Yeah, great question. Probably did they like less? Was it the drugs or the titties? Good question. Yeah, great question. Probably the drugs.

Probably, eh? Probably the drugs. Titties are legal in most cities. Yeah, actually, hashtag legalised titties. Thank you, Anonymous. That's so good. This one's similar to that. They said, we went on a friend holiday away

and I had booked the accommodation. My friends wrote on the transfers back to me and the references were butt stuff, meth, and other things I can't say on the radio. Of course, that was in the three-month statement period the bank needed for my loan approval. Sorry, it says here that you have been transferred a lot of money for butt stuff and meth. Care to explain? Are they related? This is juicy.

I'm a divorce lawyer and I often see purchases at Bendon, Peaches and Cream or dating sites leading up to a separation. Grounds for divorce. That's awkward, eh? What about this? When I bought a house, the bank thought I was spending an extra 400 bucks a month on food than what I had originally advised in my mortgage

application. Shame on them. I was purchasing petrol once a week through New World because it was cheaper than the gas station. Yeah, at least that's what you told them. They go that deep on it? The bank didn't like my vaping. Haha. But my Mitre 10 purchases were the biggest issue.

How much were you purchasing from Mitre 10? How much were you spending on vaping? Not me, but my partner. We went out to Sky City for a date night once, and then they wanted to speak to him in private in case I wasn't aware of potential gambling issues. Wow. Fascinating.

Can you imagine the people at the bank where they're like, oh, no, I've got to talk to this woman separately. No, they talked to the husband separately because they didn't know if he had divulged his gambling habit. Well, they talked to him first. Yeah, but also, so you and me are a couple. We go there together. And then the bank manager's like,

can I see Clinton in private for a minute? It's not subtle at all. Yeah, and then what's going to happen? Of course, she's going to go, what the hell was that about? And I'll go, oh, no, they just wanted to know about that date we had at Sky City. And then you're going to go, bullshit, they did. What do they really want to talk to you about? Yeah, what's on your bank statement?

Show me. We've got a banker on the phone who says that we, what's the deal? Are we not entirely accurate with what we're saying, Mr. Banker, sir? Yes and no. I've been in banking 30 years and, you know, I get what you're saying. But we're really covered, we're really under strict regulations from the Reserve Bank. Yes.

We have to make sure people can afford a house. There's nothing worse if we approve a loan. Yeah. And then they can't afford it and we kick them out on the street and do a mortgage e-mail. But, Mr. Banker, like what makes you guys think that I can't afford a mortgage and drugs and titties? And butt stuff and meth.

I do love that. We actually, those things you still can put on your bank statement and we do have a chuckle over those. Okay, good. There you go. But you can, as long as you've got the account name and number right, we don't care what. In fact, we do laugh. What's something you

would be concerned about on the bank statement? Excessive gambling. Okay, that's fair. We just have to make sure people can, what they're getting in as income, they can afford. Just asking for a friend, Anonymous. Yeah, of course.

Excessive gambling? Yeah, it's about excessive gambling. Does two lotto tickets a week count as excessive gambling? Not at all. Not at all. I do that. So, no, definitely not. Okay, sorry.

Have you had any wins? Well, I'm still on banking, so no. Right, right. Gotcha, gotcha. Oh, hey, thanks for the clarity. We appreciate it. No worries. I really appreciate it, guys. One last thing.

Can I talk to you off-air about a loan for a jet ski, please? Any time. Okay, great. Perfect. Hold there. Hold the line. He's like, so long as it's a two-seater. Bree and Clint.

Oh, technical error. 100% my fault, but I guess we'll just get into Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. I was ready for Birthday Banger anyway. I clicked the wrong button. I'm really sorry. Bit distracted. It's funny to think, like, when you're listening to us in your car,

like, there is literally two of us controlling this whole thing. It's also not that hard, but... No, mate, you do a great job. Hey, thank you. And sometimes accidents happen. All right? And we move on. Lila's here.

Hi, Lila. Hi, Lila. Hi. How old are you, Lila? I'm 10, but I'm doing the birthday thing for my mum. Oh, perfect, Lila. Okay, do you know mum's name? Yep. Listen, I do. Okay, do you know mum's name? Yep, Lucinda.

Of course I do. Let's hope you know her name. Yeah, what am I talking about, Lila? That's silly for me. Yeah, her name's Mum. Silly. Hey, Lila, what is Lucinda's birthday? Oh, sorry.

That's the event of May 1976. Oh, you've crushed it, Lila. That's great from you. That means mum was 16 in 1992 and here's her birthday banner. Oh, Lila. Yeah? Can you tell your mum? This is one of my all-time favourite songs ever.

Mum, it's one of my all-time favourite songs ever? Mum, it's one of my all-time favourite songs ever. Oh, yes, Dame. Oh, and your mum likes it too. We've got two happy chappies in that car. Let's go to Blessing for the next one. Hi, Blessing. Hi, Blessing. Hi, how are you guys?

Good, mate. How's your day been? Pretty much busy. Busy? Are you on the way home now? Yeah, I'm in South Auckland traffic. Oh, I hear you on that. Traffic sucks, but remember, every day's a blessing.

Yeah, that's right. It really is, especially when you're with you. What is your date of birth? 6th of September, 1994. All right, that means blessing you with 16 in 2010 and I feel like your birthday banger is going to suit you.

I knew it. What a ripper blessing. Do you like it? I love it, yeah. It's a tune. It's an absolute banger. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Melanie. Hi, Melanie.

Hi, Melanie. Hi. First time caller as well. Wait a second. Let's go, Melanie. Also, it's Melanie. Our producers wrote it in as Melanie. But we've all made some mistakes this afternoon, okay?

I'm not going to throw rocks from my glass house. I've been sick for the last week. My voice is rough. When life gives you lemons, make Melanay. No, when life gives you melons, make Melanay. There we go. Hey, good to have you here finally, Melanie. What is your birthday?

3rd of July, 1996. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012. We've done the calculations and here's your birthday banger. It's a belter from Fun. This is peak millennial, this song right here. Fun, Some Nights. Jack Antonoff is in the band. He produced Taylor Swift's music and Lorde's music.

What do you think about this, Melanie? I'm a big Swiftie, so anything he's in, I'm here for. Yeah, okay. Good, okay, wait there. I will be voting for fun this afternoon. That has really excited me, that one. I do like that song. I'm going with Lila and her mum.

You know that I don't sway from to be with you, Mr Big. Mr Big. I know Claudia's going to vote for fun, but I just want Lila and her mum to know that I was with them. Claudia could vote for Tayo Cruz. Do you want to hear a fun fact? I know Claudia too well. Yeah, I want to hear a fun fact.

Ella's just found out who was in the band Fun. She thought Jack Antonoff was just Taylor Swift's producer. No, not just, but that's how I know him. He's in Fun. In fairness, let's be real. That's mind-blowing. Fun didn't have all that much fun. What do you mean?

They had maybe, what, one or two hits? No, they had an entire album of hits. And therefore, I want to hear some fun. Yeah. Name more than two fun songs. I couldn't name them, but I could sing every lyric. I promise you. The singer from Fun's in that song with Pink.

Anyway, that's not the point. Melanie. I love that song. You've just won birthday band. Congratulations. Thank you. And we that's not the point. Melanay. I love that song. You've just won birthday band. Congratulations. Thank you. And we love your name, Melanay.

Yeah, I think I'm going to have to switch it out. I think you stick with it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. I'm going to take some Melanay before bed.

Some Melatone. Yeah, Melatone. From 2012, here's fun on ZM. Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle. Some nights I wish the mileage could build a castle. Some nights I wish they'd just fall off.

Bree and Clint. God, school lunches are a hot topic in the news at the moment. It's all the government's talking about. It's all anyone's talking about. Some people are furious at the government for how bad they say the school lunches are, and other people are saying, well, bring your own bloody lunch if you're that angry. Why are we providing the lunches are, and other people are saying, well, bring your own bloody lunch if you're that angry. Why are we providing the lunches? One of the companies that has been making the school lunches has collapsed.

Oh, no. And now it's been revealed that we're shipping in school lunches from Australia. On Wednesday, some school students were served Australian beef lasagna or an Australian three-cheese macaroni. Yum. That seems a bit ridiculous. Sounds yum. Yum.

But I just think that sounds a bit ridiculous shipping them over from Australia. It made me think that maybe school lunches are just bitter in Australia. And then I remembered what you said to me. We don't have to bring that up. About your mum's school lunches. We don't have to talk about that. So I thought we's school lunches. We don't have to talk about that. So I thought we'd get her on the phone, an expert in Australian school lunches, Mama Di.

Hi. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? Sorry to drag you into this again. I don't know what Clint is talking about. Well, look, I've got broad shoulders. I started off well, Clint.

But by the time they all got to grade seven, I'd had enough. I was over it. Mum. Bree said to me, I know you've got broad shoulders and I know you can take it. So I'll shoot from the hip, Mumadai. Bree said to me that her school lunches were the worst. Well, in high school they were.

In primary school, not so bad. But every year that I went on, I'm afraid to say the packaging got, you know, more and more. Do you want me to be honest with you, Mum? It wasn't good. You are the most incredible mother that someone could ever ask for. And I mean that. That is coming from the depths of my gut, right?

You are an incredible woman. She's laying the safety mat. Like, I could not fault you unless we're talking about school lunches. Because, God, woman, I'll tell you what, that was slop that you put in our lunch boxes. Absolute slop. Yeah, and it became money towards the end of it because I couldn't care less. But all I can say is...

You know what my mum used to do? Wait a second, mum. You know what you used to do in high school? You gave up so badly that I would be like, mum, and you know what? Looking back, I should have been making my own damn lunches. But I said to you so many times, I was like, Mum, have I got any lunch today? And you're like, oh, nah, grab some money from my wallet

and there'd be, there would be $1.25 in there. I could barely buy anything. No, I've just decided something. I've just realised how I can become a millionaire. How? Well, come on. Hello, fresh. Hello, lunch.

Let's do it for the schools. Let's provide the best. Don't listen to the... Why are you coming up with the solutions? Don't listen to this woman when it comes to school lunches. I was giving out pashes and all kinds of things behind the bloody school shed so I could bloody eat. Look, I'm sure your lunches

weren't as bad as you are saying. I'm sure they weren't, Mama Di. They were pretty bad. But I've never really understand why you chose to go to boarding school until this moment. Neither. Maybe that's why, because she got better food.

Yeah, she went on the website and it said all meals provided and she was like, sign me up. I'll actually get to eat. Yeah, no, it wasn't good. Look, I can't be great at everything. No, no. Exactly right. And in all seriousness, though, let's be honest, I will say this.

No, I can't lie. They were absolute crap. No, no. No, I can't lie. They were absolute crap. No, no. Yeah, but let's finish. You always got a really good dinner. That's true. That is very, very true, Mum, and I will vouch for that. So there you go.

And I mean, you can't do... And a little slig of Mum's wine before beer day. Yeah, and I needed every bit of that dinner because I had nothing to eat for lunch. Super Rugby Marvel round this weekend. The Chiefs are wearing their Black Panther jerseys. I've seen all the jerseys. Quite cool, actually.

I own six, seven Chiefs jerseys. You have a problem. Yeah. I really want the Black Panther one. Isn't your wife super supportive of this hobby of yours, collecting rugby jerseys? She's banished me to the smallest closet in the spare room in the house

but that's okay because I haven't thought it... You've filled it? No. Well there's some winter coats in there that I need to take out. What, to make room for more jerseys? Yeah, it was my passion. I don't do anything else. I don't collect cars or Pokemon or bloody... I don't know. You did go through that Pokemon Go stage for a while.

I didn't. I never had a nerd phase. I only like rugby jerseys. Yeah, I was going to say, did you hear yourself? I only like rugby jerseys. I like to collect them from all the different eras. And then I've got a favourite team in each different code and then my goal for this year is to hopefully wear a different jersey

to every home game. Nerd. Yeah, I hear myself. I hear myself in you. Hey, it's good to have a nerd hobby. Oh, wow. Got a new one. Anyway, that's personal business and we'll leave the show there.

Thank you for joining us. We'll be back tomorrow on ZM with Friday Oki and... In a different jersey. In another jersey, yeah. See you guys. Bye. Mugger Warriors tomorrow. Play ZM's brand Clint.

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