ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th March 2026

Episode Date: March 13, 2026

Fridayoke: I'm A Slave 4 U by Britney Spears.  The worst kiss you've ever had.  First date red flags.  Cassie Henderson live in studio!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Breyan Clint, the podcast. Zidem's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. For the original. Zendams, Breyanclin. Kriottie, everybody, and welcome to the Brea and Clint show on a Friday. Oh, guys, what a good day it is. Lots on.

Oh, my God, there's so much on. What's on? Let's chunk through this in digestible portions. At 4 o'clock, we're going to call the winner of Zidem's Eat, Eat, Eat, Rave, Love competition. You've told us whether you want to eat in Rome, Raven Berlin or love in Paris, because we are drawing and calling our winner at 4pm. We sure are.

Also, our first voting rounds to find the unofficial national anthem of New Zealand go live today at 4pm. We have performed the impossible task of whistling it down to 32 songs. The first 16 of those songs will go head to head in an Instagram battle on our Instagram story on our account, Bree and Clint.

So if you're following it, you'll be the first to see the voting polls go live at 4pm today. Hell yeah. Well, it's also, I mean, how did we not mention this first? Everyone that gets on the show today gets $50 worth of fuel. Like this. Watch this. Hey, Haley. Oh, hello.

You're live on ZM. Guess what? Oh, what? You just won $50 of free fuel. Oh, me. I was actually trying to do. going to get through to Tradyverse Lady, but that's even better. Haley, hold there. You can also do that.

Woo-hoo, thank you. What a great day. Yeah, you just get on here. We give you $50 of free fuel. That's Free Fuel Friday on ZM. Boom. Let's do Trady versus Ladies, shall we? Yeah, let's do it right now. Score update for you, Trades 16, Ladies, 22.

Bit tighter than it was earlier in the week. Yes, it is getting tighter, which is good to see. We love a good competition. Also is Gemma coming back for redemption round today from yesterday. She is. We have her on the line after a controversial outcome in yesterday's Trady versus Lady. So she'll have a chance at redemption this afternoon. Oh yeah. It's all going down for a Friday on the Bree and Clint show. Wait, so we've got Gemma.

And then we've already got Hayley who's going to play for the Trades. So we got them all. Oh, don't call. Don't call. You can if you want. I'm going to call. The producers might want to chat. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint.

Tradee versus Ladies All right, we know you want it, so we'll give it to you. The Trades versus the ladies. Score update for the last game of the week. 16 the Trades are on. Ladies on 22. Let's go to Trady first.

You've already met her before when she scored free fuel. She's calling from Tohunga. She's 32 and she once lost 40 KGs, but she put it all back on. Welcome to the show, Haley. Hello, Haley. Thank you. Yeah, whoopsies. Whoops, I slipped and I fell on a cream donut.

How did you lose it? Overexercising and pretty much eating broccoli and carrots. So you didn't lose it in a sustainable way? No, exactly. Don't try this at home. Yeah, that's not a way of life. It's right, you can just get on the O-Zem-Pix now. Get on the We-Goves.

Sure, I like it. Yeah. Hey, Lee. That's not medical advice from the Brewing Club show. No, it is not. You're taking on our returning competitor today calling from Christchurch. She's 36. You've already met her as well.

Please welcome back to Trady versus Lady, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hello, how you doing? This has actually worked out great for you because not only did you win 50 KFC chicken dollars yesterday, because you got on air today, you win $50 worth of fuel, and you could pick up $50 cash. How good.

How bloody good. It's all coming up, Gemma. Gemma is representing the ladies. Haley is representing the Trades, but we would like you to use your names as your buzzer. today to keep it nice and clear and the first person to three correct answers will win $50

cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What is the number one selling soft drink in the US? Is it Coke? Oh yes. Gemma? Gemma. I'm going in with Coke. Coke? Is correct.

Didn't even have to finish the multi-choice, which was Coke, Pepsi, Sprite or Dr. Pepper. It is Coke. A reminder. So we don't have any balls-ups like yesterday. Haley and Jimmer, those are your buzzers. All right, here we go. Sorry, Dad.

Who is the father? I just don't want to get it wrong. Yes, Dad, we heard you the first time. Calm down. Okay. Question number two, who is the father of Kim Kardashian's four children? Haley. Yes, Haley.

Kanye West. It is Kanye West. Well done. We are one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Haley. Haley.

Dave Dobbin? It is Dave Dobbin. You've got to argue he's the frontrunner to take out our unofficial national anthem competition. Definitely one of the front runners. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Gemma, you need this one to stay in it. Question number four. If someone in New Zealand were to say, oh, it's our year, what are they talking about?

I'm going to say Gemma. They're warrior supporters. Yep. That is on the money. Warriors winning the NRL premiership. All right, we are all tied up here. In the fifth. Question number five.

What type of textile is often produced with the help of sheep? Gima. Haley. Jemma for the win? Wool. She's got it. She's a late. Brits and how the hell are you?

The fairy tale story. Gemma, $50 cash from KFC. $50 fuel thanks to Zem's free fuel Fridays and 50 KFC chicken dollars from yesterday. Well done. Awesome. Thank you so much. You bloody cleaned us out. And Haley, you've got your $50 free fuel as well.

Thanks for being a good sport. Good on you, Haley. In the news today, Nicole Kidman has revealed her worst on-screen kiss ever. Was it Tom Cruise? It wasn't Tom Cruise. Wait, did they do a movie together? Yeah, they did eyes wide shut. That's where they met.

They did a lot of stuff in that movie. Did they kiss? I've never seen it. Was it, um, who was, was she in a movie with Jacob Lauddy recently? She was in the some movie with some young guy.

Zach Ephron. And they do kiss. Yes. Mm-hmm. Yes. She appeared on a podcast. Was it Zach Ephron? It wasn't Zach Ephron.

It was someone, one of her co-stars on Big Little Lies. Okay. Super popular television show. I watched it. A guy named Alexander Scarsgard. Oh, from True Blood.

Yeah. Yeah, he's a big deal. Apparently, there was one very important factor as to why it was her worst on-screen kiss ever. Take a listen. If I say, breathe on me and I have to recoil, yikes. Alexander Scarsguard ate a falafel sandwich before we did. The scenes in big little eyes. I'm like, no, no, no, Alex, I'm meant to be kissing you and into you. Put away the falafel now. Oh, no, he's hit her with the garlic breath.

He's had her with the garlic yogurt breath. Alex, that's like rookie. The rookie moves. He, obviously, not my cup of tea, but he is a lot of people's cup of tea. Yeah, not my cup of tea. What? Yeah. Okay.

And maybe this news is like... You don't like a Viking-esque man? I like him, but I think I've seen pictures of him without the long hair. Yeah. I think I've seen pictures of him with the long hair. Yeah, much more. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how ripped or hot you are, though.

If your breath smells like... Well, Nicole Kidman said, on this podcast, she goes, I don't care if you're the hottest man I've ever seen. If you've got bad breath, I don't want to kiss you. It's a deal breaker.

It's a no-go from her. Yep. Got me thinking about bad kisses I've had in my life. Yeah. Have you ever had a bad one? Yeah, the first girl I ever patched gave me strip throat. Yeah, but no, but that has nothing to do

but the kiss though. Yes, it does. It's arguably the worst kiss I've ever had. Yeah, but like how was the actual thing? actual kiss. Oh, sloppy. But that's probably my fault too. It was my first ever kiss.

I don't reckon any first kiss is good. No. From anyone. Yeah. No one's doing a good job on their first time. No. I remember this guy that I dated, it was in high school,

very attractive footy player, AFL player. And just no idea what he was doing when it came to kissing. Yeah. And he would, we would open mouth kiss, right?

and he would use no tongue. So it was just me. Just like a puffer fish. It was just... Like, I don't even know how he did it. I was like, how are you doing that? Where did he put it? I was like, obviously, I don't know.

Do you put it to stick to the bottom of his mouth? And then so it was just like my tongue, like, having a good time by itself. All right, all right. What? It's too graphic. Why? It's just a kiss. Isn't that weird?

Yeah, it's weird. That's weird. Why didn't he want to pay? participate? I don't know. Had you had falafel? No, I hadn't had falafel. Are you sure?

I don't think so. But looking back on it, maybe he just wasn't into me. Oh, 800 dials at him. He's like, I'm going to kiss her, but no tone. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right, I guess I'll kiss her. I know how hot I am.

And I'll open my mouth. I know how hot I am. She doesn't get it all. Oh, but no tongue. Oh, 800 dials at him or text it to 966. We want to hear what made the worst kiss of your life so bad? Yeah, why was it so bad? What was the reason?

You can text it to 9-6-96 with a short description. But remember, if you do get through on-air today, you will score $50 of free fuel with Z-M's Free Fuel Friday. ZDM's Franklin. Right now we want to know about your worst kiss ever. Nicole Kidman has said Alexander Skaskat was her worst kiss ever. Well, she might be surprised at because he's hot to trot, but she said he had garlic breath from having a, what, a falafel?

He ate a falafel just before there are. on-screen kiss together. That is a rookie move by him. She said she couldn't even stand his breath on her. She was like, uh-uh, not good from you. So we want to know about your worst kiss ever, Tasha. Hi, good afternoon. Hi, Tasha.

Hello. You've got $50 free fuel for getting on here, by the way. Congratulations. Well done. Yay, thank you. Who did you lock lips with Tasha? And you were like, this isn't good. Yep.

So this is my first kiss as well. Okay. He had braces And he kept hitting my teeth Okay You didn't have braces too did you You guys locked up braces I think we would have interconnected

If I did Yeah Brace yourself Stuff in his teeth as well So No Stuff stuck in his braces Oh no

Tasha Yeah No I can still Smelt that stench Ooh! Have you seen him since? No. No.

I don't want to see him. No. Yeah, that's fair, Tasha. Shout out to our braces, listeners. It's not their fault. Maybe try and Vizaline. Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie.

Hi, Jamie. Hi, how you doing? Good, thanks. Free fuel Friday. Every caller gets free fuel. We've got $50 a free gas for you. Thank you, mission accomplished. You're welcome.

All you have to do is tell us who was the worst kissy your lot. Life. It was my first kiss as well. It was an eyes open situation. You know, when you pull back from the kiss and you kind of get a jump skier. With the lights on? Eyes open lights on. How old were you, Jamie?

I can't remember how it was, but it was one of those like school mixes in the early thing, I think. Yeah. Little school dance. No good. It's supposed to happen, by the way, Jamie. It's supposed to be awkward. Is it supposed to be eyes open, though?

Well, you just meant to be a bit of a bumbling loser at school. Yeah, I mean, that's fair, but the eyes open would creep me out. Imagine you just opened your eyes and where they are. It's like I say, jump scare. Well, Jamie opened her eyes too. Yeah, to remove. How do you know that he didn't open his eyes a split second before you did, Jamie? He might have.

He might have. And he would have been like, damn it, I opened my eyes first. He's probably the next caller. Yeah. He's coming up. Thanks, Jamie. Tessa's here. Hi, Tessa.

Hi, Tessa. Hi. Mate, you won 50 bucks worth of free fuel. Well done. Thank you. What was your worst kiss, Tessa, and why? Okay, so I was 21 and I went to my friends 21. This guy, me and this guy were, you know, we're a little out of it.

We made out together and he threw up in my mouth. Oh, Tessa. Girl. Oh, oh, girl. Girl, I had to go home after that, and I could never show face around my friend ever again. I took my headphones off. What happened? Girl.

He threw up in her mouth and she went. home. Hell no, girl. They would either put me off drinking or kissing for the rest of my life, Tessa. Tessa, you deserve every dollar of that free fuel. This might be stupid question. Did you and that guy ever, did anything ever come of it? Did you ever kiss again?

No, girl. I, no, blocked him, ghosted him, everything. What if someone said to you? What if we said to you? Yeah. What if we, the radio station, Brian Clinton show goes, Tessa, We will find that guy And we will bring him in studio

We'll bring you in studio And we will pay you $500 to kiss the guy that threw up in your mouth Would you do it? Girl, 500 not enough 500 550 KFC chicken dollars No, no

No, girl You know you're worth, Tessa You stand your ground Thanks, Tessa God I enjoy being called girl Girl? More text on this, worst kiss of all time. Dude got a blood nose and it dripped into my mouth.

Oh, that's unfortunate. He burped into my mouth. That's yuck. That is so yuck. What about worst kiss? He was a smoker and had a furry tongue. Oh. That's not good.

That is not good. Was it a cat? I had a gross kiss with a guy. I just pitched a guy. cat with a cigar. I had a gross kiss with a guy who had a fat tongue. It felt hideous. Oh no. You can choke

on that, small in tongue. Yeah, that's not good. Someone said he put his tongue so deep in my mouth that it filled my mouth with spit. Oh. Why did he have to put his whole tongue in my mouth? I don't know, but I never wanted again. That's the opposite of your worst kiss. Yeah, I had none. You had no

tongue. She had too much tongue. My first girlfriend would kind of bite my lip. Not in the sexy lip bite way. Her teeth would just nip a bit of my lip skin Like a tiny little pinch and I'd jump every time Because it hurt. Can I say the lip bite during the kiss is quite hard to perfect And if you get it wrong

Like if you're one kind of milly point off, It turns bad. Also it's so easy for it to seem forced. You know? Yeah. Like you're just doing something you saw on a movie. Yeah. Yeah.

Someone said I had a yuck kiss because the guy was like stopping me from breathing by his cheek pushed up against my nose. I had to keep trying to secretly take a breath. Oh no, you've got to be able to breathe. Otherwise you've got to use a snorkel. That's awful feeling. Put a little straw in there. You're like, dude, you're suffocating me. ZD.N's Brinclint.

The tea live from L.A. with Dean McAfee. Dean, this is going viral at the moment. Kelly Clarkson has come out on her show and said that the American Idol people stiffed her on the prize money. Let me tell you something. I'm on so many group tax. You know, I work on American Idol every year. I'm on that many WhatsApp group text with chaos has ensued, ladies and gentlemen. So basically, Kelly Clarkson has said on her show that, you know, when you win American Idol,

when she won American Idol, she was supposed to get a million dollars and a car. First of all, she never got the car is what she said. And she never got the million dollars. She said the million dollars is one million dollars invested in your career. Now, I don't, I think she means, like, you know, like when you get signed to a record label, some of these artists, they get like a million dollar record. But it's not really a million dollars. No.

It's towards there. You guys probably not to speak a lot better to that than I can. But I think it might have been that situation. I reckon Idol has not released any statements on this yet. Look, I know Terry Underwood, she won season four. she has her car still. I don't know why Kelly didn't get the car. It's not a money thing.

I don't know how this happened, but I'm surprised, and no word from American Idol execs on this just yet. This is interesting. I know what you mean. It could have been a million dollars of publicity, and they would have said, well, you're a household name, Kelly.

We've given you more than a million dollars of publicity. We've made you the most famous reality TV contestants. A million dollar contract. But this is unfortunate, Dean. It would be interesting for you, as someone who is so close to American Idol because she is the poster girl for American Idol. She's the biggest success story

and they've had some amazing success stories out of American Idol, more than any of the other Idol franchises. They wouldn't have woken up today expecting Kelly to turn on them, would they do? No one expected to Kelly to turn on them. That's such a good point, Clint. Like, she has never said a cross word about American Idol.

She has always maintained that her career started because of American Idol and she's never breathed the word about No car or money. I will say I will say I'm sure that it was meant to be a prize money. Yeah. You know, and it's always, it's always presented as that, dressed up, as that image as that. So whether there was a miscommunication, I am just a bit perplexed about that.

Yeah, I don't know. And I'm really shocked. I'm just really shocked by all. And I know everyone in American Idol is very disappointed to hear that because she is the poster girl. I know, Dean, but here's the thing. If I didn't get my Chevy Silverado, then I'm going to be T-O'd as well. Is that what she was offered? I don't know, I'm assuming.

Carrie Underwoods was a blue Mustang convertible. Oh, what? Yeah, yeah. I see that. I get even more annoyed then. Like, I want a Mustang converter. Why does bloody Carrie Underwood? Carrie Underface get one and not bloody Kelly Clarkson.

Underface. That's the T with D. McCarthy. Dead Am's Bree and Clint. NZ's unofficial national anthem Bree and I are on the hunt to find out what is the unofficial national anthem of New Zealand and once we find it

we are going to play it live on stage at Symphony Festival New Zealand's biggest one-day festival we're going to play the unofficial national anthem in front of 35,000 people, Bree. And we will expect everyone to stand up and put their hand on their hearts. Correct.

And sing along with us. In unison. Yeah. The voting has just begun. To do this, it has to be a democratic process. We have to have it voted on, and we have just put the first round of voting live on the Brian Clinton Instagram story right now.

Yes, it's all going live as we speak. Head to Brian Clint on Instagram to have your say. It is a bit of fun. Do you want to hear so far the very, very early? Yeah, it's only been up for 10 minutes, but yeah, you can go through a couple of the results for us. Okay, the first battle that we have is, Poir

versus true bliss Surely it's Poir So far So far Yes It is out in front The next battle Was Bliss

Versus Versus Golden Horse I call this Bangor versus Sleeper Yeah And so far the banger Is out on top

Bliss It's very early though Very early Next up Is scribe How many do you know Go like this? Verses young blood.

Scribe is in the lead. He wasn't earlier, was he? He wasn't earlier, but he is now pulling away from the naked and famous. Okay. We move on to the Exponance. Versus the one-hit Wonder. O-M-C. I reckon it's, I don't know, but I reckon it's the exponents.

Yes. 6931 so far. Percent. Percent. Yeah, yeah. Next battle, 660. Versus ever more. That's producer Ella's pick for this competition.

She just found out who ever more were. Are you gutted that they're going up against 660 in the first round? Why'd you do that? It was at random. It was at random. We put it into a randomizer. Not cool. It could win.

So far, not so good. 660 way out in front. Next. Oh, this is a big battle. Tina from Turters. Sell us your Honda. Ronda. Our wild card. Versus Shafu.

See, this is unfair to Shafo. Wait, what? It's funny. It's 51 versus 52 Misty frequencies right now. It's literally 50-50. How can it be 51 versus 52? 103%? It's 51 votes versus 52 votes.

Oh, votes, not percent. Yes, because it's just gone up. Oh, okay. You were doing percent before. Now you're doing votes. Yeah, that's my bad. Okay. I just want to do it, like,

tell you how close it was with exactly how many votes on that one. There's two other battles. Yeah, two other battles. We've got Slice of Heaven. Versus LMNOP. Of Heaven is absolutely pantsing fast. times in Tahoe at the moment. Cruel.

I love fast times in Tahoe. But it's up against a juggernaut. Size of Heaven is like the All Blacks at a rugby world cup. They're not guaranteed to win. But you expect to see them in the final. You do. Yeah.

Cruel Dane Rumble. Versus always on my mind, Tiki Tarnay is the last battle. I can't pick this one. That one is literally just gone up so we don't have any results on that yet. My vote is for Dane Rumble Cruel, but... I don't know which way it's going to go.

Yeah, that one's a 50-50. If you want to vote on this, we encourage you two. We're going to put a battle up every day for the next week until we get down to the ultimate, unofficial national anthem for New Zealand, which will be played on stage at Symphony, and all you've got to do is follow our Instagram account at Brian Clint on Instagram.

There can only be one winner at the end of the day, in the government, the beehive, we have got words from them, that they will crown. Big Luxo. Yes, Big Luxo said he will officially crown the unofficial anthem according to our results. 100%. Yeah. 100%. So yeah, go and have a vote on it.

There's just the first 16 songs, by the way. Yeah. If your song wasn't in there, it's more than likely going to be in the next round of battles, which goes up on Sunday afternoon on our Instagram page. So this is not all the songs. So if you're like, where's this song? Where's that? It's up on Sunday.

I'm backing in poor year for the win, by the way. Oh, yeah. It would definitely be in the top four, no doubt. We'll see. The ZDM Podcast Network. I saw on one of my good friends' Instagram stories that she posted about an awful first date she had. Oh, okay.

Off of one of the dating apps. Oh, right. And it was because of one particular thing that this guy said that turned her off on the first date. God, I bet she didn't exchange Instagram details with the guy. was posting that. I don't believe so. But I want to ask you, would this turn you off

if you went on a first date with someone and they said something like this? Okay. Okay, because we know you're not easily turned off. Hey, hey, hey. Can I just say things like that? Kind of true. It's not the way, no. It's not not true.

Say the thing and I'll tell you. Okay, so she said, this is what she said. At the end of last year, I went on my first and last ever hinge date. He told me that he would throw eggs at the cars parked illegally outside his house. Last night.

He's a 37-year-old man, by the way. Oh, okay. What are your thoughts and feelings? If you went on a date and someone goes, oh yeah, these cars that are parked illegally outside my house really annoy me, so I throw eggs at them.

Oh, I dig them. I throw eggs at them. Well, let's take a step back, okay? You have complained on this very show about cars parking outside your house before. In the car park space right outside your previous house. Yeah. You used to say how annoying it was. And they weren't even illegal.

They were just using the road outside your house. No, they were complaining about us because we parked there. It was the other way around. We would be the ones getting our cars egged. Well, there you go. You know that it annoys people. But yes. Here.

Who's no? Yeah. It's not the getting annoyed at the cars being parked illegally. That's fine. You know what? You're missing the point. It's not even the egging part. What do you mean?

It's not the egging part. It's the 37-year-old part. Like if you went on a date with a 27-year-old guy and he said that, you might go. Oh, 27? You might go, he'll grow out of it. 37. Even 27. 37.

If he was 21, I'd be like, oh, well, we've all done that. Does he have children? Like 37. I don't know any further details. But I think if I went on a date with someone and they were 37 and they said that they did that, I don't know if there would be a second date. Is that judgmental though? No, no, no.

You're forgetting our other key criteria in these situations. How hot was he? Oh, see, I don't know that either. It's such an important detail. I don't think it really matters because I think this comment tells you everything you need to know. It's Jacob Allaudie. He's 37. He's dating you.

He's keen. He's keen. He's keen. But you find out that he likes to TP the houses of people that he doesn't like. Does he have the same personality that Jacob Alorti has? He is Jacob Alorti. Jacob Alorty very hot.

Very attractive. Personality, bit of a bag of sand. Okay, okay. Who are you attracted to? It's Sunny Bill Williams. Sunny Bill can do it. he was. Yeah, exactly right.

You know? He can literally, he can literally do whatever he wants to do. Yeah. I can see why there wasn't a second day. This person has just revealed too much about themselves on the first day. Too early. Too early.

You're going to keep an element of mystery about yourself. But then that worries me even more that he obviously didn't think that it was a red flag to say that. And each to their own. Someone's texting and said, he sounds like my kind of man. Oh, I can't read the rest of that. You could not read that. Well, there you go.

We could set her up with him. Eggs are expensive and some guys never mature. Yeah. Someone else said, I would throw eggs with him. And that's from a woman. That's from Sophia. Well, there you go. And that's why there is a person for everyone.

But it wasn't your friend, was it? She wasn't keen. No, she was not keen. But at least this guy, I guess, showed his true colours on the first date. I think it just goes to show, this is what I've taken from it, because it's been a long while since you and I have been in the dating pool and gone on dates. But what I take from this is that you can literally say one wrong thing on a date, on a first date or a second day, like early.

No, I don't say that. You're going to put too much pressure on it for people. No, but like, you can. It's the truth. And people out there dating know that. You could say one wrong thing. It makes it such a high stress, high pressure. No, but this is how I look at it.

This is how I look at it. Yeah. If that is the case, then that's not your person. It's going to come down to vibe anyway. Yeah. Isn't it? It's going to, you have to vibe. You have to have an energy connection.

Yeah, and you have to have those too. We want to know this afternoon, what was the red flag on the first date? The thing they said, the thing they did, the thing they wore, or the thing they smelt of. Yeah, where you instantly on the first date went, nope. You went, oh. That's not for me. Good to know early, I guess. 0800 dial ZM, which if you get on air, you're going to win free fuel this afternoon.

It's a free fuel Friday on ZM. Everybody on here gets $50 of free fuel. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. We want to talk to Nikki, who had a red flag on the first date. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hello, how are you? Good, thank you.

First of all, congrats, $50 of free fuel coming you away because you're on air. Yeah, I can fill up my car Maybe get some fuel in my car I was going to say it must be a small car You'll get at least three litres with that I'll be able to drive to Mac as you Yeah, you can fill up your nifty 50 What was the red flag on the first date Nicky

Well it was a while ago now But I was in my probably early 20s maybe And I was with a guy who was like I'll come pick you off and I was thinking Oh awesome so it was in the afternoon I was like okay cool going on a date Maybe you know like a movie and dinner or something like that.

We went to a cricket game. And I just, I'm sorry to those that love cricket. I hate, it's my worst thing to sit there and watch. So that was not the worst thing. The worst thing was that he smelled like fish. Oh, what? And I don't like fish. So I'm sitting there going, oh, it's already.

Wait. Even if you did. Even if you did like fish, I don't know if you want someone to smell like fish. I love fish. I don't expect my prospective partner to smell. I'll like it. It's a bold choice, like, to take your first date on a cricket. Well, I can kind of see what he was doing, because you don't have to watch the cricket.

It's actually more intimate than going to a movie. Oh, was it you? Nikki, have you been on a date with Clint? I won't be now. You seem to be defending this quite a lot. Wait, wait, let me see if it's me. No, no fish. I'm good.

Thanks, Nikki. Let's go to Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hello. 50 bucks free fuel. Amy, well done.

Thank you. What was the thing they said or did on a first date where you went, nah, not for me? I haven't really said anything, but I do have a read of flag. I was seeing someone and they said they were taking me out on a date from Runei. He'd actually taught me to his parents' house where we weren't actually allowed. And he made me toasties. That took like nearly two hours for him to make.

He took two hours to make a toastie At his mum's house? Yeah Yeah And then I found out he had a girlfriend in the end So yeah Oh wow Just a just the cherry on top maybe

Yeah it was awful Yeah Hey no no no How was the toasty Um I've had better Yeah Yeah

Okay All right no redemption there Tori's here Hi Tori Hi Tori Hi Tori Hello guys how are you We are good

You get $50 of free fuel it's a free fuel Friday on ZM. Tell us what your red flag on the first date was. So I actually called up for one where I went on a Tinder date and when I met the guy, he was actually shorter than me. Oh, okay. Did he lie, though? Yeah.

No, I didn't actually even ask him, but I couldn't like tell on his profile. How tall are you? 169 centimeters. I don't know what that is in. Nice. 100. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait. 169 centimeters.

Yeah. Is how in feet, how, that's probably like five foot. You're like five foot five. Oh, yeah, okay. So he was quite short. I just wonder, and I get it. I get where you're coming from. He didn't lie, though.

He didn't lie. No, he didn't lie. Did you give him a chance? Well, we had the first date and then there was no, like, spark either. No. No, then that's fine. So long as you didn't show up to the restaurant, and I know you wouldn't have, Tori.

As long as you didn't show up to the restaurant and you were like, oh, midget! And then leave. Oh, definitely not. No, okay, go. You can't help it. Tori's like, were you there?

Tori's like, uh, I did do that. Yeah, no, definitely. Can I please still have the fuel? That'd be nice. You get the fuel, you get the fuel, Tori. Let's go to Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa.

Hi, hi, guys. And yes, you get the free fuel too, Vanessa. Thank you. No matter what you did on your date, you get the free fuel. Even if you're an awful person, Vanessa, we will award you with free fuel, okay? That's great. So my one happened when I went on a date with a guy that I knew through friends, and it turned out that his mum called him to make sure he had arrived safely.

At the date? At the date. Cute. That's a bit cute. Cute. You didn't find it cute, Vanessa? No, I kind of thought it was mummy issue through. It doesn't scream sexy, though, does it?

No, it didn't. And then I'm laughing about Nikki because I got taken on a date to State Highway 1 when I was a young chick. And my boyfriend took me out for Valentine's Day, and I got all tarted up, and he bought fishing chips and put me on the picnic bench next to State Highway 1 heading out of Cambridge. What the hell? What the hell? I love that you can laugh about it now, Vanessa. I bet you were laughing at the time.

Wait, wait, wait. Were you on the Auckland side of Cambridge or were you on the Rodrua side of Cambridge? Halfway to Hamilton. How romantic? Oh, really? I thought that screamed long-term partner, but maybe not. We asked you what was the red flag on the first date. Someone texted and they said,

my worst first date was when we got there and we found out that he was my second cousin. Oh, yeah, that'll ruin the mood pretty quick. My now fiance vomited in my hair and in my bedside table drawer on the first date. Wait, now fiancé? Now fiance.

So it worked out. Someone else said, I got a female flatmate to drop a guy and me off to the movies because we were both drinking. He then asked if she could come with us. Oh, she's.

Hot. Not good. Someone texted and said, Hey, guys, where are all the men sharing their stories? You know, it's a very good.

a very good point. They were trying, but all the girls got through first. The stories just weren't as good, yeah. A ZM's Breed and Clint podcast. Breed and Clint's One Second Song Challenge. This is the One Second Song Challenge where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible, and we do it in teams. Georgia, you're joining my team.

You're on Team Clint. Good afternoon. Shout up. Good afternoon. $50 free fuel instantly, just for getting on. on here. Well done. Beautiful, thank you. And my team member is you. Matt, guddy. Howdy. You got 50 bucks free fuel. Oh, sweet. Claudia's in charge of the game. Hi, Claudia. Hello. I'm on here too. Yes, you are. You're not on the phone though. That's, yeah.

Claudia's been trying to get free fuel. Yeah. What was that Matt? Matt goes, I think that's enough. Yeah, that's enough. I've got a support. I said her a challenge at the start of the show that I said if she can call in and we didn't realize it was her. then she can get the free fuel. I thought this would be a loophole that I just talk. She has been calling, she hasn't had any good stories, though. No. So bad.

Okay, this is the one second song challenge. The way it works is we're going to start a song from the beginning, and I just need you guys to work in teams. Tell me the artist and the name of the song. The theme this week, since we have launched Brian Clint's New Zealand, unofficial national anthem, these are all Kiwi songs.

And they're all in the competition. Okay, great. I thought you were going to say. These are national... These are all national anthems from around the world. That's quite fun on that next week. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Like I said, Buzz in with your name.

I need the artist and the name of the song. This is the first song. Brinklin's. Cruel Dane Rumble. You got it. That one hurts you, I know. Your favorite. It's my favorite.

Your man crush. Okay. These low-cut singlets. And the clavis. Clavicle. High quiff. High quiff. Big shades.

Oh, the exposed clavicle. That was my luk. That was your kryptonite. No, no, not like that. Oh. That's not what I thought. Anyway. There's one point for Team Brie.

So Georgia and Matt, you are next. Make sure you buzz in with your name if you know it. Here is your song. I've never seen a diamond in the... Georgia. Georgia. Get it, George. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's in the flame. Um. How about we go half? Oh, shit. Okay. Don't, don't royally screw this up, Georgia.

Oh, royal. Oh, I want the VAR to check that one. How about we go? Matt, that was so good. No, no drive. I'll give you that. One all. Yeah, one all.

One all. One all. Sorry, Matt. Bree and Clayton, this one's for you guys. Great. Bree, I think, just got in there. That is savage. Sweat.

Yes. I guess I deserve that for giving Georgia. Now we're even. That's right, Georgia. It's got to get you to do it again, okay? Okay. Matt, if you get this one, you'll take home the win for your team. Come on, Maddie.

Matt and Georgia, this is for you. Matt. Georgia? That's 660. That's 660. Don't forget your roots Go on! As much as it annoys me,

I hate kind of deserved it. But hey, everyone gets fuel so everyone's a winner but Matt, you pick up the 50KFC chicken dollars as well, well done. Thanks guys, have a great weekend. See you, take you, likewise. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint.

Please welcome to the studio, good friend of the show. It's Cassie Henderson. Where the hell have you been? Where you bloody bane? It's been too long. I know, I know. I've been sleeping. What's the word we've been?

Sleaving. Hybernating. Yeah. You went over to Australia. You bloody killed it on the voice. And then you've been touring all about the country at New Year's I saw. Crazy times. It's been so busy.

But you're still busy because you're here to announce new shows, the Cassie Henderson Lightning and Stars tours, which is going to Christchurch in Auckland next month. Yeah. You're going to be doing shows. Yeah, very, very soon, very excited. It's my first ever headline show. Really?

Yeah. Is it? Yeah, I've never done a headline tour before. What? I just feel like you've been killing it for so long. No, I feel like I'm quite reserved. Like, I always get quite scared that something's not going to sell, so. What?

You're crazy. Bree and I have got one of those coming that we haven't told anyone about yet. Actually, so we can kind, on a very small scale, we can relate. We went and saw our venue today. The venue. It's terrifying. It's way too big. See, I said there was like talks of certain venues

and I was like, I'm too scared. Like, we just need to put it somewhere. These are, not to terrify you, but these are big venues. Where is she playing? So you're doing James Hay Theatre and Christchurch on Saturday the 18th of April. And you're doing the Bruce Mason Centre on the 23rd of April.

So real soon too. But the good news is, I'm not trying to ski you. The good news is they're already selling these tickets. Yes, well, so pre-sales on at the moment. I just put a pre-sale out for, like special fans that have been kind of supporting me over the years. Oh, cool. I've signed up for like pre-saved music and stuff.

Love that. But general on sale is on Monday. Yes, both go on sale on Monday at 12pm. That's very exciting. Have you seen this unofficial national anthem thing that we're doing at the moment? I have. Yeah. Yeah.

So you get the concept, right? I do. Yeah. For those who don't know, we're trying to find, we've got, what is our national anthem called again? God defend New Zealand. God defend New Zealand. We've got that.

That's fine. That's all right. the Kiwis really love it? It's not a banger, though. So if we had a banger, what would it be? My really hot take on this is that I do think Kaylee Bell's boots and all should be in there as a side note.

But... There are a couple that are not in there, and we got another one today that we hadn't even considered. Someone said, guys, we're Zed Renegade Fighter. Yeah. That's good. That's good.

There's so many great New Zealand songs and we really deliberated. Yeah. Like, we deliberated hard and took on the opinions of everyone that's involved in this. And you can't, you can't put everyone in. My other thought was cruel, is that? That's in there. That's in there.

And it's currently winning. Who's cruel against? Cruel is against tiki-tarning. Oh, my other vote was going to be something in the water by Brooke Fraser. So those two. Something in the water. So the first round of voting just went up on our Instagram story. Something in the water doesn't enter the fray until Sunday.

Oh. That's when something in the water goes up. Okay. I can actually tell you who it's going up against in the first round. Oh, this is, you heard it here first. Okay, okay, this is controversial. Who is put going on your kids? If you're going to win, it's like any World Cup.

You want to beat the best. You have to beat the best to be the boss. And Brooke Fraser something in the water on Sunday afternoon will be going up against Stan Walker's Aoteiroa. To be, to be our unofficial national anthem. God. That's the only song in the competition that references the name of the country it's trying to represent. This was all picked at random.

Well, actually, this is kind of like weird invisible string because Stan Hawker was a judge on X Factor when I was on X Factor and I sung something in the water on X Factor. So I'm going to have to vote for something in the water. That is an incredible full circle moment. Cassie, we're excited to see you performing again around the country. We're excited for new music soon. Hopefully it's great to see you. Oh, so good to see you guys. having me.

ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, Brey and Clint's Friday Oki. But we've got to get to the important stuff first which is Friday Oake

this week Brittany, she's had a tough time. I feel for her so much. So we thought we would do a Britney song for Friday Oaky this week to show our support. It has a nod.

Yeah. to the great Britney Spears. Today, on Bree's selection, we will be performing Britney Spears, I'm a slave for you. And Bree, the feedback's good already. We've already had a text from Anthony who said, oh my God, this is going to be hilarious.

I love Friday Oakey. Oh, good on you, Anthony. You pointed out this is the song that she did her iconic performance with the yellow python around her neck. Yes, the albino python at the VMAs. It might be one of the most. iconic VMA performances ever.

I agree. How this works if we've never heard it is you'll hear Bree's version of I'm a slave for you, then you'll hear my Brittany. And once you've heard both, we're going to open the phone lines to voting. Five votes will decide the whole thing. And today we're going to pay you with free fuel to vote in Friday Oakee. Everyone who gets on air gets $50 worth of free fuel. Here it comes. Breeze first, because she chose the song.

This is Breeze Britney Spears for Friday Oakey. Good luck. Thank you. I know I may be young, but I've got feelings too. And I need to do what I feel like doing. So let me go. All you people look at me like I'm a little girl. Would you ever think it'd be okay for me to step into this world?

Always saying little girl can feel like dancing when I see this guy. What's practical is logical Words I'm so happy when you're dancing there Get it, get it, get it, oh Some of the texts coming through Bree is already a winner That's good What about makes me appreciate what a great voice Brittany has

Me too Me too Holly said missing every note But pop off girl I think I heard at least one Hey don't speak too soon yet Because you haven't heard my Britney Spears Oh here we go

Here we go. I have no idea how this is going to go, but once you've heard both, you will be able to vote on the winner, so here's my Brittany. Good luck. I know I may be nearly 40, but I got feelings too.

And when I see this guy was practical. Two thumbs down from the producers. It's sexy. So sexy. I feel like you did super well, and then the core. The chorus hurt you. Yeah.

The chorus hurt you bad. Yeah. I actually could only do two runs at that chorus, and then my voice went away. It's hard, eh? Someone said slay, Clint. Slay. Pop off. Very good.

Okay, you have the added incentive of free fuel. $50 of free fuel if you vote on this week's Friday, Oakey. Yes, we would love your input. Always welcomed on the text machine, 9696, but you need to vote. Who's got it this week? 0800 dials at M. Zinclin. Friday Oakey.

And you're back with Friday Oakey where today we took on Britney's I'm a slave for you. Bree sounded like this. And mine sounded like this. So much good feedback. Including this. Clint sounds like someone who has a slightly too firm a grasp

on his testes. He won this week though. Ooh, okay. There you go. Okay. There you go. All right. Let's go to five votes to decide the whole thing. Sarah's on here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy free fuel Friday, Sarah.

Awesome. Yep, 50 bucks free fuel coming your way, thanks to Zid M. Who are you going to vote for this week? Well, I did really like your one, Bree, but I think my vote's going to have to go to Clint. Fair enough, Sarah. Fair enough. Mine was closer to the original, that's why.

I like the energy you brought. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Sarah. Let's go to Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi, Marie. Hi, Marie.

Hi, guys. Happy free fuel Friday, 50 bucks and $4. Free fuel coming you away, Marie. Well done. Happy days. That's great. Looking forward to it. All good.

Who are you going to vote for? Smixie accent. Happy, congrats on the engagement, Bree. Oh, thank you, Marie. I'm still loving the chicken nuggets story from last week. It's got to be Bree for me. Oh, thanks, Marie. Thank you, Marie.

It's won all. Let's go to Rainer. Next, Cure to Raina. Hi, Rainer. Hey guys. You're good, mate. You got your free fuel and now we need your feedback. I also wanted to say I'm a long time, first time listener,

no, long time listener, first time call us. Got to be a rough segment if you were a first time listener, and that was your first impression of the show. She'll never come back. Who are you going to vote for today, Raina? Who are you giving the Friday Oki vote to? God. That's fair enough, Raina.

Thank you, mate. 2-1, let's go to Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, yeah. We're good. You get free fuel too.

Who are you going to vote for? I think you've got it in the bag. Sorry, you are the winner. Legend, Lucy. Thank you. We're all tied up, which means we go to Alice for the decider. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice.

Hi. I'm a first time cooler and long-time list. Oh, my God. Alice, you don't even sound old enough to have a car, but you're still getting $50 of free fuel. Thank you. You're welcome. Well done, Alice.

Who are you going to vote for? Brie. There it is. Thank you. I just, I think the sexy category is my best category. Yeah, yeah. You know, the breathy. We've always said that about you.

Yeah, it's my only category. It's like scary but sexy. Bree Thomas X. Don't start that. Congrats. Well done. Did you realise something that happened during that segment? Who one of our callers were?

The bet that I set someone here at the... Oh, was one of them, Claudia. One of them, I didn't realize it was her. And you didn't realize either, did you? Which one were you? Claudia. She was the one that voted for you, so you and I will have words. It's me, Rainer.

Oh! Which means I set her a task at the start of the show. She wanted free fuel and I said, well, if you can get on air on the phone and we don't realize it's you and we didn't. Well done. Claudia. On your cord. Very clever.

Very funny and very desperate. We're going to do a birthday banger next. ZDem's Brie and Clint. Wrong one. Oh no, we just did that, don't we? Wrong one. Yeah. Yeah, well.

I don't even notice. We're not doing that again. All right. All I want through my birthday is a birthday banger. Yes, birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. We figure yours out here and then we play our favorite out of three. Luke's first.

Hey, Luke. Happy Friday. Good day, Luke. Hey guys. You've got some free fuel, Luke. Well done. Oh, awesome. They won't go too far nowadays.

They will. No, that's the thing. 50 bucks is like, if someone gives you a ride somewhere, 50 bucks is gas money these days, isn't it? But, you know, better than a kick in the dick, isn't it? Better than a poke in the eye? Definitely. Okay, what's your date of birth, Luke?

24th of October, 1987. All right, Luke, that means you were 16 in 2003. And back in 03, this had a day. number one hit. What are the odds? The Crusader. Scribe, what a banger too. Stand up.

What do you reckon, Luke? Oh, it's not bad. You've got to be happy with that, Luke. Yeah, I'm from Christchurch there. Oh, no way. It's currently literally battling in our unofficial New Zealand anthem. Not that one, not that one. Oh, not that one.

Oh, that's right, yeah, the other one. Not many the remix is. Not many is battling. Scribes in there, though. Catherine's here to do a birthday banger. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine.

Happy Friday. We're going to put 50 bucks fuel in your gas tank as well. You're brilliant. Thank you so much. Go off, Catherine. Hey, what is your day to birth? I'm going to mumble it. 31st of the 7th, 19th, 1968.

Was it? 68 or 58? 68. 68? Oh, yeah. That's a win, Catherine. We wasn't sure if we are. That's a win.

You were 16. not long ago at all in 1984. Great year. And Catherine, here's your birthday back. Oh, it's a beauty. What a bang-up from. Quam! Wham!

Wham! You like it, Catherine? I do indeed. I put the smile on my face every time. That's the whole idea of the segment, Catherine, so that's great to hear. Or his share says. Wham! Are you doing an impression of share saying wham?

Yeah. Okay, so. Dan's here to do our final birthday banger of the day. Dan, it's your birthday and you've got $50 of free fuel. That's our birthday present to you. Good on you, Dan. Yes, thank you. Is it a big birthday today, Dan?

Yeah, it's my 30th. No way. Oh, happy birthday. That means you would have been born on the 13th of March, 1996, so you were 16 and 2012, and here's your birthday ban. Oh yeah, Dan. What do you reckon, Dan? Oh, yeah, it was pretty awesome back then. The biggest wonder of the 2010s, according to the Breanclan audience.

This one, that was what we found out last year. Yeah. It's a big song from Carly Ray Jep. Chene, I'm not voting for it, though. I'm voting for Scribe. Same here. Are you really? I sure am.

Luke from Christchurch. Congrats. You're the winner of birthday banger today. Oh, whoo. Let's go, Luke. From Stand Up. O3, it's The Crusader. On ZM with Brian Clint's.

ZM's Brian Clint podcast. Ready to rock, ready to roll. I am ready to go. You're ready to float. Just let me know. There was no bigger star in New Zealand in 2003 than Scribe, and that was the number one song in October. It's Luke's birthday banger, Scribe Stand Up.

That's such a good one. I'd be so stoked. Same. Would be stout. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.