ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 13th May 2022

Episode Date: May 13, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Two days in a row I've played the fancy one by mistake. It's an accident both times. They're called the same thing. Are they? The button, yeah, the button's called the same thing. Why do you think that one's fancier? It is. This is very regal. And this, this is very like

That's more Lord Farquaad to me Yeah, true, that's very true I just remembered I received And this needs to be addressed, I believe, on the podcast intro I received, I'm just going to see if it's still in my inbox Because, here we go, I think I found it. Oh, I can't get it anymore. Are you sure?

Yeah, it was a photo and you know how it goes away? Oh, yeah. In your Instagram deals. It was a photo of me? Yes. Was it? Yeah. Did I look good?

No, you did. You did. You were up on the... Probably not. You were going really hard on the decks. Oh, we and Ivan DJ'd in a long time. Oh, that one that used to be his profile photo. I don't know.

What were you talking about? He's getting roasted. Whatever one you put on. The Twitch streamer who follows our show, and he messaged me and he goes, is this Clint? He's vibing so hard in this wedding photo. Oh.

Wedding video, I think. Wedding DJ. Less cool. So that would have been a couple weekends ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the photo's gone. I was playing Ebba so hard. Yeah, I bet.

Some Robbie Williams. Oh, so hard. Sushi of Sam still here. And today, fill in producer Petra. Oh, yeah. Welcome to the podcast intro. That's nice. PP.

P-diddy. PP. P-doll. Petra's got good vibes. Petra's got good vibes. She's got the vibes. Sam's out there roasting the shit out of us. Yeah, that's the vibes.

We're under control. That's the straight vibes. Anastasia breaks COVID isolation on Monday. Yes. Monday? Yeah. And you two have to fight it out to see who. It's going to be Hunger Games style.

Who wants to have the bow and arrow? Who wants the sword? I saw a story today about a guy in New Zealand who caught a fish from a bridge with a bow and arrow. No. A big fish too, like a kingfish. Whoa. Yeah. Is that a thing?

It is for him. He stands on the bridge and shoots fish with a bow and arrow. And then there's a rope attached to the arrow and he pulls it in. Like spearfishing, but from a bridge with a bow. That sounds just illegal. It does, eh? I bet you what happened though is that a cop comes up like, what the heck are you doing?

And he's like, oh, mate, watch this. Catches one and the cop's like, man's cool leave that slide the cop's like fucking i'm robin hood haven't you heard of me um that's like what i went for when i lived in america we got invited to one of the girls that we played uh softball with we got invited to their ranch in tennessee ooh la la yeah i know they were real rich and anyway we got there and it was so nice and then the dad was like oh do you guys want to come down come down to the lake and go fishing yeah at our personal lake and i was like that sounds fun as you do personal lake their personal lake it was huge and, we went down to this lake and this guy, I'm not joking, pulls out a stick of dynamite and throws it into this lake

and he was fishing with dynamite. What a redneck. Oh, that's exactly what they were. Was the girl hot? Was the girl hot? The girl I played softball with? The girl whose ranch it was. Yeah, yeah.

And he was hot too, actually. Were you tempted to go, I heard you'reennessee and you're the only ten i see i'd be like a stick of dynamite straight to the banties i mean it would have been an opportunity mess wouldn't it you know yeah a stick of dynamite you gotta wonder how long he has to wait in between each time he can go fishing with dynamite. I thought that too. He's really ruining his lake's ecosystem, isn't he? It's not a good idea.

And I think, to be honest, he was doing it to show off. Also, who wants to eat dead dynamite fish? They were pretty good. This fish has been blown to smithereens. No, you don't pick out those ones. There was heaps. I'll bet there was. Yeah.

But the thing is, though, is that you just picture all of the times and cartoons that that's been shown and it's just like fish kind of to the surface. It works. It actually works. Yeah, I'll bet it does. I was quite scared to stay there for a whole weekend. Or we were there for a week, actually. Hey, normally we do international podcast birthday bangers, don't we?

Yes. But we're short staffed. Short staffed this week. We're not really, but we're out of rhythm. Yeah, we're out of the rhythm. And I thought I would take this opportunity to hijack this podcast intro so I could wish my brother a happy birthday. One year older, one year hotter.

My brother Aiden turns 30 today. Should we post another photo of him for his birthday? No, he will hate that. He will hate that. Block him. My brother Aiden turns 30 today, and I asked him, do you want to know what your birthday banger is? And he was very excited because he listens to this podcast quite a lot.

And I said, oh, sweet, do you want to come on today? Does he? You didn't tell me that. Yeah. I've been saying how hot he is for like four years oh he'd probably like that you know never met the guy i'd be bloody awkward when i do oh haven't you met him yet no he's coming over we've talked on instagram he's coming over in august we've talked about our um uh cats mutual cat interests yeah he'd love that um but i thought we could do he didn't want to come on because he's quite shy, but he said, I'd love to know what my birthday

banger is. Shy, ladies love that. He hates this kind of attention. It's his birthday. He's like, just do my birthday banger and get out, alright? Okay, so my brother was born on the 13th of May today, back in 1992, which means he was 16 in 2008.

And Aidan, here's your birthday banger. Just kidding. Oh, even hotter. Oh, sure, baby. I love this song. It is an absolute tune. So he was 16 when this song came out. I was...

Good year to be 16. 16-ish. 21. 21. Same, same. Oh, well, happy birthday, Aidan. I hope you have a great birthday, man. And thank you for listening to the podcast.

Thank you to everyone who listens to our podcast. Sorry we didn't get to do a batch of birthday bangers. Maybe we'll do some extras next week. We'll do some extras next week. And we thank you guys for being patient. We know that it takes a long time to get through all those. Thank you, Sous Chef Sam. All good.

Thank you, PP. No worries. Peace out, PP. Thanks, PP. Peace out, PP. Nice. Nice, awkward ending. Perfect.

I'm coming in. Well, how do you feel, then? That's how we do it. What time is it? What a way to start the weekend. ZM's Brinkland. Was that Wendy Petrie reading our news? I don't know.

But, I mean, what a way to start the weekend, everyone. Was that? Was that TVNZ Superstar? Mate, we're moving up in the world, our show. Only the biggest names and the best newsreaders. I'm just checking. I'm pretty sure it was. To bring up yours and my average.

Right? Yeah. Did we just get credible? Did we just become like a relevant entertainment news source? Whoever it was. Wonderful voice. Yeah, voice of the nation for a long, long time. Wow, what a treat. Welcome to the show, everybody.

It's Bree and Clint on a Friday. And it's Friday Jams for another two hours. How good? Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Because did you hear today Georgia was playing all songs that reminded you of your iPod? Oh, that is a great theme.

I know, because the iPod obviously got discontinued. I'm weirdly, like, there are little things that happen in life where you stop and take stock. The cancellation of the iPod for me has been like a, oh, my God. I'm that old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like my youth is over. What iPod did you have?

I only ever had an iPod Mini. Yes. iPod Nano, I'm pretty sure it was. But the coloured screen one, was that it? iPod Nano, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was colourful, but it was much smaller than that first colourful one. What did you have?

Our family. A green one. I had a green one. I could never, we could never afford anything other than a shuffle, but God, the shuffle was good. How good's the shuffle? It was so good. I've still got a shuffle at home.

Yeah. It's unopened. It still goes strong. I've never opened it. It's so good for running. Yeah. Before the phones had the music and stuff on them. Before you could just put it on your watch.

Yeah. Yeah, time has moved on. Bree and Clint. Christina Aguilera. Back to Basics tour. I was so obsessed with her at the time when she toured that album that I ended up buying one singular ticket to the show. You went by yourself.

And I went by myself. I was in the front row though. Yeah, baby. She cancelled her Back to Basics New Zealand show. Did she? The night of the show. Oh, that's not on. People were queued up outside Vector Arena ready to go,

and she goes, No, I can't do it if she doesn't say it. Oh, so sick. Free and Cleanse. Tradie versus Lady. Oh, well, that's just ruined it for me. She didn't front up. I know.

For the New Zealand show. Not cool, Christina. As long as you, sorry, that's all that matters. Welcome to Tradie vs. Lady, where the scores are 42 games to the Tradies and 28 games to the ladies. That's right. But this is the last game of the week.

Winner takes home $50 thanks to KFC. Ruth's here. She's 35. She's from Invercargill, and her nearly 11-month-old just started walking. Oh, that's a nice milestone. Welcome to the show, Ruth. Hi.

How you doing? Is she putting together sentences yet? Oh, I wish. No, we get a couple of mums, a few dads. That's about it. I mean, how good, Ruth, when she can start doing your tax return. That's what I'm having a kid for. Yeah, absolutely.

That's not what they do. Actually, don't worry about it. That's fine. Let's meet our trainee today. He's not what they do. Actually, don't worry about it. That's fine. Let's meet our trainee today. He's from Christchurch, and his City Fitness Pass has not been used in three years. Yes, Cameron.

Welcome to the show, Cameron. That's a solid effort. How much do you think you've spent in that three years that you haven't used it for? I'd like to not think about it. It'd probably be worse if I did start it and end it up. Why don't you cancel it? I keep thinking I'm just going to go one day. Yeah, you will.

He might. You will. You know? Because you're actually going to get real ripped in time for this summer. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Cameron. And then it'll cost you a fortune, Cameron, to sign back up. Yeah.

It's a hassle. Yeah, and I'll get an admin or just get a buddy. Good point. Good point. It's the membership that counts, not the going to the gym. We appreciate that. Cam, your buzzer is tradie. Ruth, yours is lady.

First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from our friends at KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Kendall Jenner is in the news today because according to the latest episode of the Kardashians, she doesn't know how to cut a cucumber. Yes, Ruth, you haven't heard the question, but feel free to have a guess. I thought it was going to be cucumber.

She's cutting it backwards. No. I'll keep reading the question, but I like your eagerness. What percentage of water is a cucumber? Is it 75, 82 or 96%? Trudy. Yes, Cameron. 96.

Oh, sorry, I was right. It is 96%. Trady? Yes, Cameron. 96. Oh, sorry, I was right. It is 96%. That is the highest water content of any food. More than watermelon. Yeah. Celery would be up there. Not 96, though. Question number two, one to the tradies.

Christchurch's suburb of Bromley is the smelliest in the country due to a fire at the sewage treatment plant. Which of these is not a suburb in the Garden City? Hallswell, Rickerton or Avondale? Lady. Ruth. Yes, Ruth. Hallswell?

Oh. No, that's in Christchurch. Cameron? Aren't they all? No. We were looking for Avondale. That is in Auckland. All right, no points for anyone there.

Question number three. Zac Efron has mentioned in an interview that he'd be keen to star in another high school musical. Name one other movie that he stars in. Sody. Yes, Cameron. Baywatch. Yeah, well done. Hot on the buzzer Yes, Cameron. Baywatch. Yeah, well done.

Hot on the buzzer there, Cameron. You like a bit of the F-ron. Oh, yeah, he's pretty good. I like Sam Beckham. He's good. Yeah, I like that. I like that, Cam. Nice work.

Two to the tradies, none to the ladies so far. You need this one here, Ruth, okay? Yeah. So buzz in as soon as you know the name of this song. Anyone got it? It's a bit of an obscure Taylor Swift one.

I think we're going to buzz him out. Yeah, no. No, I don't think so. That was Lover. One of her more album tracks from Taylor Swift. No, there was a single. We played it. Yeah, that was massive.

Still two to the tradies. Question number five. Here we go. He was known for wearing a black turtleneck and being the mind that truly made Apple what it is today. What was that man's name? Trady. Yes, Cameron, for the win.

Steve Jobs? Steve Jobs, correct. He's got it. He should have won it earlier because I just Googled and Evendale is in Christchurch as well, so he was correct. Yeah. Whoopsie. Cameron's like, I told you guys so.

He literally lives there. Bree and Clint. This might shock a lot of people and it might make you feel sick. But I want to talk about sharing toothbrushes. I don't do it. Neither. I have done it. I have done it. In don't do it. Neither. I have done it. I have done it.

In an emergency. Same. And by accident a couple of times. Same. Yeah. When I've been hungover. When did you realise

when you've done it? Me too when I was hungover. When did you realise that you'd shared a toothbrush? I think probably halfway through and I remember just looking and being like,

oh well. Anytime I've done it by accident, I haven't noticed. And then my partner's gone to use the toothbrush and she's like, why is this wet? Why is it wet? And I'm like, oh, sorry. Look, I think it's a pretty common thing if you've done it in an emergency or by accident. But I found this clip from the project in Australia because obviously we've got the project here in New Zealand

but they also have the Aussie version. They copied us. Yeah, they copied the New Zealand one. Those bloody Australians, I tell you. Anyway, on the show they were talking about comedian Sarah Silverman who apparently on the US talk show The View said that her and her partner share a toothbrush. Controversial when you're rich.

Like often. They share toothbrushes often, not on the off chance. As like a kinky thing? No, I don't think it's a kinky thing. I think it's just that they share a toothbrush. Anyway, there was one of the hosts on the project, Australia, her name's Kate Langbrook, who piped up and talked about the toothbrush sharing situation in her household.

Take a listen to what she said. Peter and I routinely share the same toothbrush. We kind of drifted into it. Now the whole family uses it. Stop. Yeah. Don't go there. We've got a communal cup in our bathroom.

We've technically got enough toothbrushes for everyone but not the will to allocate colours. See, we pick a random one. Just pick a random one. No, no, no. That's off. That is off. Buy everyone their own toothbrush.

How hard is it to remember which one is yours? You deserve your own toothbrush. I want to know if the kids are into that and if the kids wanted their mum saying that on Nationwide TV. Because then when they go to school, they're like, your family always used toothbrush. Yeah, gross. Because parents can force weird things on you when you live under their roof.

Yeah. And sometimes it's not until you leave the nest you realise that what you were doing at home was weird. You're like, wait a minute. Is this just my family? You've got to pick up your flatmate's toothbrush and they're like, uh-uh, bro. That is not a communal cup of toothbrushes.

You have your own. Look, like I said, I think the odd sharing of a toothbrush happens. Emergencies, it's fine. One night stands. Wait, wait. You're saying if you had a, you know. Well, I meant a sleepover.

A sleepover. One night stand is the wrong way to phrase that. If you had a sleepover that wasn't planned and you were like, I didn't bring my toothbrush. I'd ask. No, you don't bring my toothbrush. I'd ask. No, you don't ask. You don't ask. What if I've got stinky town breath?

No, you look like a weirdo. What if my breath smells like kebab? No, this is what I'm saying. You don't ask. If you're going to do that, you just use it. Oh, really? Yeah. No, no, but then they'd be like.

Because they'll think you're a weirdo. No, then they'd smell your breath and they'd go, how did you brush your teeth? You'd be like, oh, with my finger. You know, you always resort to the finger. True, true, true. I retract my statement. I would just use my finger.

Yeah. No, you wouldn't. We know you. Look, Clint and I have said that we have done it in an emergency. It's not something we do on the reg, though. Would you use mine? How long had it been since I'd brushed my teeth? We're away on a work

trip and you brush your teeth twice a day so you'd been 12 hours since you brushed your teeth. Nah, I'd go without. You'd go without before you used my toothbrush. You wouldn't use mine. Nah, I'd probably finger it. Yeah, I'd get the finger out. We're asking you this

afternoon on 0800DIALS at M, have you used someone else's toothbrush on the rig? Katie, your parents are toothbrush sharers. Yeah, it's disgusting. Oh, no, Katie. Tell us the situation. Paint the picture. So literally they have one electric toothbrush they share between each other.

Not only the electric toothbrush, but the head, so they don't swap them. Yeah. And one's a smoker and one's not. Oh, yeah! Katie, is it a money-saving thing? No, they have heaps of money. Like, heaps. They're boomers. They're good. What are they up to,

Katie? They've got, like, three houses. Yeah, pretty much. It's so easy to change the head on an electric toothbrush. And I actually think that's smart to only buy one motorised bit. If you live together, if you're never apart, that makes a lot of sense. But to just

go, eh, whatever, we'll just share it. Not sanitary. They say that they rinse it afterwards, but still, yeah. Oh, there's bits and stuff in the toothbrush always. Charlie's here. G'day, Charlie. Hi, Charlie.

Hey, team. Who are you sharing a toothbrush with? I wasn't sharing a toothbrush with anyone, but actually my mum and my girlfriend ended up sharing a toothbrush. Oh, my God. Wow. How? For a whole week, yeah.

A whole week? Why? So I was recovering from surgery, and my mum came to stay with me and my girlfriend, you know, to help out, cook us some meals and stuff like that, be in a good camp. But yeah, I told her, so she'd got her like toiletries and stuff. I was like, oh yeah, go to the bathroom, you know, feel free to use like, we've got a spare toothbrush there. But she misunderstood which one not to use. Oh no. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no.

When did she realise, Charlie, she'd been using your girlfriend's toothbrush? When she was packing up her things and so was, you know, putting things in the bag and I was like, oh, you know, where's my girlfriend's toothbrush? And she was like, wait, what? And I was like, you know, that one.

And she was like... Oh! Okay, so you and your mum have a dirty little secret there. I reckon you just... Oh, yeah, so she told me not to tell my girlfriend. Don't tell your girlfriend, right? Oh, no, I had to tell her. I was too guilty.

Oh, Charlie! Oh, your mum had your sloppy seconds. Oh, pray. It's true. It's true. Hey, you can't say that about me. Okay. Technically. Thank you, Charlie.

One more call? Are we going one more call? Someone on the text machine said, we have a family of four. I always use someone else's toothbrush when I can't be bothered going to the other bathroom where mine is. Nobody in the family cares, but everyone I know finds it super weird.

At one point, there was only one toothbrush in the family cares, but everyone I know finds it super weird. At one point, there was only one toothbrush in the bathroom and three of us were using it. Three people on the same toothbrush. This one's a bit gross to finish up to. Anonymous, hi. Hi, Anonymous. Tell us about the toothbrush sharing.

Go on. It's technically sharing. We have toothbrushes in the shower as well as by the basin because sometimes it's just nice to brush your teeth in the shower. And I was having a shower and, you know, you get that itchy spot right in the middle of your back that you can't reach. And if you try too hard, you'll end up, you know,

pulling a muscle or hurting yourself. So I thought, well, I'm not going to use mine. So I got my partner's toothbrush in it just to scratch, you know, scratch that itchy spot. And it works really well. You are a – Anonymous. You have a death wish. You...

Anonymous. Why would you grab your partner's toothbrush to do that activity and not your own? I don't want my oily back. Yeah, because it's growing. Oh my god. Does she know? No, no. She'll kill me.

We're hanging up on you right now. We do not want to be a part of this. She's flossing her teeth. She's like, what's all these hairs going on? Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Look, this is very exciting news for high school musical fans because Zac Efron has done an interview with E! News

and people are saying they're convinced that he wants to do another high school musical. Why? Why would he? They asked him about it. And, I mean, see if you can hear his hesitance. The hesitance. Is that a word? Hesitancy.

Hesitancy in his voice when he answers it, being like, yeah, I'd be keen. Of course, of course. I mean, yeah, seriously, it's having the opportunity to in any form go back and work with that team would be so amazing. Yeah, my heart's still there. So that would be incredible. I hope it happens.

Whoa, crap. Do you believe. So that would be incredible. I hope it happens. Whoa, crap. Do you believe it? Not for a second. He doesn't want to see Vanessa Hudgens. Well, yeah, they would be working together. The last High School Musical film, High School Musical 3, went on to earn $252 million at the box office. Oh, okay, so maybe he could be tempted.

So he could be tempted. Yeah, that Byron Bay lifestyle is not cheap, you know? There could be a lot of coin in it for him. They'd try and crowbar Olivia Rodrigo into it, eh? Oh, she'd be great in it. Yeah, yeah, but they'd meld the worlds, wouldn't they? For sure. They would, yeah.

I reckon it would work. That'd be good. Yeah. Do you... Okay. Well, you're not Cain. I just think... You think you need to leave it lie. You think you need to leave it lie.

I think you need to leave it lie. It's about kids. It's about high school kids. What's he like returning to the school? Yeah, true. How would they do that? Unless he does like a Freaky Friday situation. Would it be a college one?

Or would it be... No, he's too old for college. High school reunion. High school reunion. Yes! I actually think you might have just found that. That would be good. Bree and Clint.

I love our courier drivers. I think they're the backbone of our community. I don't think we could have got through the last two and a half years without an amazing fleet of courier drivers. That's not what you were saying off air about this situation. They're my favourite people to see come to the door. You were a lot of swearing off air. My wife is more grateful to see them at the house than me, you know.

I understand that. But today, my career driver had an absolute shocker. What did he do? An absolute shocker. What's he up to? So, I'll just say I don't really like online shopping much. I don't do it. Mate, you haven't lived.

Online shopping is the best. I like to go into a shop, pick up an item, look at it, think about it, then put it down and then go away and think about it for like two weeks and go, should I? Oh, shouldn't I? Should I? Shouldn't I? And waste all of that time when you could just buy stuff off a whim

and it comes to the house and it doesn't fit and then you don't ever wear it. It's the whim that gets me. Anyway, I've got to lean into this more. I've got to be more of an online shopper. I've got to do it. So I bought some vitamins on the internet and they arrived today and

the courier driver has just tossed them over the fence. Just haphazardly tossed them over the fence. Wait, wait. I love that you're like, I'm getting into online shopping, so I bought some vitamins. I thought you were going to be like, I bought some cool shoes or pants. Some pants would be better because what happened to it after this

would have been fine if it was pants. Yeah. I bought vitamins in a glass jar. The courier has tossed them over the fence. It's landed on my driveway behind my car and I've run them over. Well, you know. I have a squashed courier package of crushed vitamins. Some might say, idiot move from the courier driver.

Others might say, Clint, you're an idiot for buying vitamins in a glass jar on the internet. No, there's a very reputable vitamin company I'll have you know. Thank you very much. I just, like, don't, it's not the newspaper. And this is in the 80s. You can't just ride by on your bicycle and buff it at my house, okay? You've got to come through the gate and put it on the doorstep.

Do you have a big dog? No. Do you have, you know, some crazy kids that will attack people? No, they're trapped inside. Okay, they're trapped inside. Why wouldn't he just come inside? You know, some crazy kids that will attack people. No, they're trapped inside. Okay, they're trapped inside. Why wouldn't he just come inside? You know, and it's a big, I'm not going to name names. How much were the vitamins?

It's one of the big courier companies. $35. Oh, yeah. Nothing to sneeze at. Well, the point is they're useless. I don't really care what it is. So they all smash. What if I bought like a computer on the internet?

It's the principle. I mean, I buy computers on the internet all the time. It's the principle. Like, I buy computers on the internet on the reg. Should I? So, am I overreacting? Or should I check my entire driveway for packages before I leave? I mean, you will be paranoid now, won't you?

I will be. Because, I mean, what if you do order something that you actually, you know, can use? Because, I mean, vitamins, do they work, don't they? Who really knows? There's actually magnesium from my sore back. I mean... And now I wouldn't even be able to bend down

to pick it up if I wanted to. They say magnesium. It could just be, you know, a bunch of Epsom salts. Bree and Clint. Friday Jam from Vanessa Carlton. It's called A Thousand Miles. Just staring at our fill-in producers through the cameras in here. Sometimes

it's good to just stare down the camera. But I've been watching you mime that song for the last three and a half minutes. Such a good song. We did that for Friday Oaky one week. It's a lot for them, though. They're not used to you. They've also never heard that song, so they're quite confused. They were born, what, in the 2000s?

They're like a thousand miles. Isn't that that Kid LAROI song? Yeah. 2001. I knew it. He was born in 2001. Petra, you were in the 90s, surely. Petra, were you born in the 90s?

98? Yes, she just got in. 90s baby thickened through? She just got in there. Well, I don't know if you can say thickened through. You're at the back end of it. You just squeaked in. You're at the back.

That song came out in 2001. You could have been born to that song, Sous Chef Sam. I have heard that song so many times. Thank you very much. Who sings it? He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Do you know who sings it? What was that? For $10, who sings it? He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Do you know who sings it?

What was that? For $10, who sings it? Oh, you can't. He just actually outsmarted you out of $10. Yeah, he did. Let's talk about this dog. Yeah, look, there's this guy who is upset because he believes that a girl he was dating, and they'd only been on a few dates.

He said about three or four dates. But he believes she got upset by the name of his dog. And she's ghosted him because of it. Rough. That's what he thinks. Ruff. I didn't mean that. Yeah, I knew you didn't, but it worked out well.

The name must be pretty bad to get ghosted over it. That's what I thought when I read the top of this article and this is what he says. He goes, I had just met this girl and we'd been on three or four dates. Was the dog's name David Seymour? Oh my god, that's

so creepy. The dog's name was David. Is it? Yeah. Oh wow, I did not know that. He said she came over to my house and she met my dog and when I told her that his name was David, she looked really disappointed and said she didn't think the name was appropriate.

I asked her why but she ignored me and now it's been three days and isn't responding to my calls or texts. She was right. David is a dumb name for a dog. It's a great name for a dog. No, it's not. It's not a dog name.

I disagree with you. David. David is not a dog name. David, Damien, John. Not Damien. Rob. Not Damien. All fantastic names for a dog.

Can you imagine you're down at the dog park and you're just standing there going, Damien. I'd love it because it'd be so unique. Well, maybe a guy called Damien would turn around. That's what I mean. Yeah. They're going to think you're yelling for a person. But that's awkward for him because I'm calling my dog, you know? Awkward for the real Damien.

I'm just saying I think she had grounds. You reckon? I totally disagree. I'd be all for that. Well, it speaks to the guy's character. He's obviously a bit of a goofball and she's looking for a serious relationship. Oh, well, she's boring then. Next. Thank you. Next.

I'm here for it. People name, human names for animals, I'm keen. Your dog, Whitney Houston. Yeah, she's got a full name, Whitney Houston. The vets always think it's very funny when she comes in. Does she have any Whitney Houston characteristics

or you just really like the name? She is a diva. She got quite the voice on her. Got quite the bark. And she's a bit of a rebel. So she kind of does encompass. And she's got the same birthday as the real Whitney Houston. I can get behind Whitney Houston.

I can get behind that. Are you for that name? Yeah, but it's more the Davids. It's more the purely human names where I'm like, what are you up to? What about Susan? I wanted to call my dog Susan. No, you can't call a dog Susan. No, come on, guys. Susan and David are in the same category. That's a great name for a dog.

Could you imagine you're at the dog park and you're like, Susan, did you go poos? Susan? Show me where you went poos. Susan's shat the bed. Oh, come on, Susan. It's time to go. Sit, Susan, sit.

I thought we could ask because I think you're wrong. I think people are keen for the human names for the pets. I think there's heaps of people out there. 0800 dial ZM. Does your pet have a human name? Is your pet called David? Yes. Or Susan.

Yeah. Or Damien. Or Rob. Or Damien. You can also text us on 9696. We'll get on after Sophie Alice Bickster. Friday Jams on ZM. Looking for the human names you've given your pets.

I am here for it. My dog's name, personally, her name is Whitney Houston, after the diva. I think I can get into that because it's cute. Right. It's David that I don't get a ball with when I say that. Or Damien. Yeah, Damien. Nah, I've got friends called David and Damien.

Neither of them are cute. How about Susan? Nah, not Susan. Come here, Susan. Susan's an old lady name. What about Ed Susan? Nah, not Susan. Come here, Susan. Susan's an old lady name. What about Edna? No, not Edna. Someone on the text machine said,

my mother-in-law's partner. Oh, no, I can do Edna. Actually, I can do Edna. It's called Edna. Yeah, Simpsons. Oh, Edna Kraboppel. So it's cute. Yeah, right.

I think that's where I'd do it. Someone on the text machine said, I named my dog Bree. Oh, yeah? Compliment. How do you feel about that? That's compliment. Right, okay.

What if it's because the dog looks like you? Depends what type of dog it is. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. Tell us, Hannah, have you given your pets human names? Yep, her name's Rachel Karen Green from Prince.

Cat or dog? Cat. I love that. And when you're like here Rachel Rachel Rachel yep during the time

I'm outside all the neighbours hear me and I'm just like Rachel Rachel I love that Hannah adore that name

I like that it's the full name Abby's here hi Abby hi Abby hi you're smarter than this aren't you you're not a silly ghost giving your animal a human name, are you?

You're on board. All of my animals, bar two of them, in my lifetime have had human names. I love that, Abby. Tell us them. We've had Tara, Piper, William, Edward, Stephen, Katie Louise, Harley George. Now we've got Benjamin. Now you're double barrelling them. Also, what happens to all of your animals?

How have you chewed through so many pets? Well, we have multiple at a time. And this is going on like the last 18 years. What was Tara? Can I ask what kind of species Tara was? I love it. Tara was a German Shepherd. Tara the dog. It suits Tara a German Shepherd. Tara the dog.

Yep, suits Tara the German Shepherd. Can I ask, Abby, though, what are you going to end up naming your kids because you've used all the names? Do you know what? I'm a teacher, so I just have names coming from everywhere. Her son's going to be Rufus. Fluffy. Toto.

Yeah, kids will have animal names. I quite like that idea, Abby. It's unique. Tessa's here. Hi, Tessa. Hi, Tessa. Hi. You're a sensible person who wouldn't give a dog a person name, would you?

Oh, nah. You're all for it, aren't you, Tessa? Oh, yeah, nah, it's fun. What's your dog's name? So one of them's called Gavin. Gavin the dog. That tickles my pickle, Gavin. Gavin the dog. That tickles my tickle, though. Gavin the dog.

Yeah. What's the other one's name? Then like Dale and Sue. Dale. So Sue, close to Susan. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

And when you take them to the vet, do they have to ask, now which one of you is Sue? Is it the dog or is it the human? They can tell by her haircut. Yeah, the haircut's given away. The dog has a Susan haircut. I wonder if there's any Karen dogs out there. Sheila is here.

Hi, Sheila. Hi, Sheila. Hello. What did you name your dog? Well, my dog's quite tame, really. Her name's Phoebe. Oh, I like that. Also from Friends.

And a friend of mine over in the UK has got three dogs called Pearl, Sylvia and Debbie. Debbie. Debbie's the dog. Yeah, that's kind of cute. I like Debbie. What sort of dog is Debbie? Debbie is, well, he calls it a shit poo. So it's a cross between a shih tzu and a poodle.

Debbie the shit poo. Finally, Sam, welcome to the show. Why did you name your dog? The dog next to me, my little fox here, his name's Colin. That's a great name, good human name for the dog. Yeah, beauty. He suits it now. People question it every time, but he's named after a wasp.

Okay. A wasp? Yeah, a wasp. A wasp called Colin. Yep, yep, yep. It was a thing. Every wasp that was pestering you was just called Colin. And then when I chose a puppy, there was a wasp pestering me,

and I said, get out of it, Colin, and then the puppy came over. That was the name of the dog. Right. And then I got a sheepdog, and his name's Frank. That's good. Frank the Tank. Frank the Tank. And is that what he's like out on the fields rounding up the sheep?

Yep, yep. No, he's a bit of a yard dog, hunt away. So, yeah, no, he's a bit of a yard dog, hunt away. So yeah, nah, he's a bit of a beast. I stand corrected. I'm the weird one. Come on. You've got to give your next pet a human name.

Cheryl? Maybe Cheryl. Tara. Tara Mathis. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second. One second. Rapid fire. Song, guess and game. Let's amass our teams. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. G'day, Amy.

Happy Friday. Happy Friday. How's it going? Good, mate. Happy Friday from me too, Amy. Thanks. Trying to win Amy over. You sound great this afternoon, by the way.

I do like a compliment. You sound hot. I love the name Amy. Me too. Such a good name. I'd never give that name to my dog. Short and sweet. Amy, whose team do you want to be on?

Team Bree or Team Clint? I mean, you came out firing with compliments. We'll go Team Clint. Bree, look at this. Still got it with the ladies. Did you ever have it? Well, I got it now. Jade's here.

Hi, Jade. G'day, Jade. Hey. You sound super hot too, Jade. Oh, wait, she's already on my team. You don't have to bother. No, she's already on my team. Jade, you're stuck with me.

You're stuck with me. Did you say love's a trier? Okay, seeing as our show has been wiped out by COVID-19, today fill-in producer Petra is going to run the One Second Song Challenge. Hi, Petra. Hello. You sound hot too, by the way, Petra. Oh, thank you.

And I can see you, so I can guarantee she is. So there we go. Clint is running around the studio. I'm not too sure why. He's doing some warm-ups to make sure he does Amy well. That's right. She needs some headphones, producer Petra. So I think we've got that covered now.

We're good to go. Petra, tell us, how does the game work? All right, so we've got one second of a song. It's basically in the title. We play that. You've got to guess the song name and the title. We play that. You've got to guess the song, name and the artist. Today's theme is people at the Met Gala whom both Anastasia and I think looked, chef's kiss, looked great. Okay, all right.

So look good at the Met Gala. Look good at the Met Gala. I'm not going to hear any Kylie Jenner music today then. Jazz and shine. Jade and Amy, Brie and I will go first and then you. That's a shame. Jade and Amy. Bree and I will go first and then you guys will get a go. Here comes the first song.

Buzz in with your name, Bree, if you get this. Bree. Damn it, I didn't mean that fast. Lizzo. Why am I great?

Because you gotta be great. Oh. Come on. Oh no. Good as hell. Tree Pets. I wasn't going to get it either. That's hard.

Would you have known that? No, I couldn't get the name of the song. Okay, Amy and Jade, buzz in with your name when you know this song. Amy. Amy. Come on, Amy. Come on, Amy. Senorita.

Camilla Cabello. Oh, she's got it. Nice, yep. Come on, Amy. Senorita. Camilla Cabello. Oh, she's got it. Nice, yep. Well done. Jade knew that as well. I know she did. Didn't you, Jade? So did.

Yeah, she did. Amy, hot and smart. Well done, Amy. Point to Clint's team. Okay, here comes song number three. This is for Brie and I. Brie. Clint.

Super bass. Too easy. Yep. Yeah. We're on the board. Amy. Sorryilly V. Yep. Yeah. We're on the board. Amy. Sorry, Jade. Jeez.

Said the wrong name. That's awkward. Not doing me any favours to get in Jade's good books. It's one apiece. Amy and Jade, you guys are up. Buzz in with your names. Who sings this song? Amy.

Amy. Come on, Amy Amy Jason Derulo Is that Katy Perry? Yeah what's the name of the song? Play it again I'll play it again No idea I'll play it again. I'll play it again. Yeah, yeah. No idea.

No, no. Thank you, Chloe. You're at the chorus. No one knows it. That was hot and cold. Because you're hot and you're cold. Yes, then you'll know you're in the air. Our clip likes to play it with the ladies.

Okay, this one's for the win, and it's out of you and I, Bree. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Come on, Clint, you got it. Thank you, Amy, I need that. Come on, it's been a messy old game. Let's finish it strong. Here it comes.

This is the last song. Clint. Jack Harlow first class you got it Amy you good looking beast you've just won 50 KFC chicken dollars well done

I might be hot but you're on fire Clint Clint just got real awkward. My microphone stopped working, actually. How awkward is this bright red? There are some unhappy Auckland renters who had their toilet break in their flat. Oh, no. Oh, that's a disaster.

And they've tried to claim more than $50,000 worth of compensation from their landlords. How long was it broken for? 10 years? Nah. A weekend. A weekend? But it leaked. It gushed out poo water into their flat.

So let me give you the details. The seal on the toilet burst and it flooded their central Auckland unit with human waste and grey water. I mean, in fairness, it was probably their own. It was their own.

It was their own. I mean, it doesn't make it way better, but... No. The landlord's like, hey,

our flat's full of poo and your landlord's like, well, whoever smelt it dealt it. It hangs up. Whoever denied it supplied it. So they are going for this cash. They're like, you owe us 50 grand.

What did it ruin? So they've said that the toilet leak exposed them to deadly diseases like cholera, dysentery and typhoid. Did they get all those? No. They said they had to throw out $21,370 worth of contaminated items, including designer clothing, underwear, shoes, a rug, silk pillowcases, and entire beds because the toilet leaked.

How deep was the flood? Yeah. Like, if a toilet spills over. The flood or the sludge? Well, the flood and the sludge. How much? Must have been very, very full. How much must have been very, very full? How much stuff was in your toilet?

Some of the contaminated things that got ruined by the Poonami, they said, were from Gucci, Chanel, Burberry. They said there was an iPhone Pro Max, some AirPods, and a MacBook Pro. My question is,

a toilet flood is going to be a couple inches deep at most does all of your stuff live on the floor is this all things they lost

in the Poonami or all just things that they would love to have in the future that's what I think it is they've gone and they've gone way too big yeah

like I can understand if you go oh my GHDs were in the bathroom on the floor and now they're coming in poo that makes in the bathroom on the floor and now they're coming in poo. That makes sense.

The rest of the $53,558 claim related to things like, this is what they said they needed after the flood. Psychology consultations. They had to go and see a psychologist because they were so traumatized by it. Medical treatment from being exposed to the punani. What was it? Cholera? Cholera, yeah. And even catch up French lessons and eating out because of the smell in the house.

Jeez, they really swung for the fences. They went way too big. Haven't they? You do have an opportunity in this situation because your landlord is insured and I'm not encouraging insurance fraud whatsoever. But $50,000? Get rekt.

You've aimed too high. The judge has gone, get out of my court! And thrown it out. He did compensate them a little bit though. They got a $1,250 rent credit. Which is nice. Hey, that's pretty good.

Yeah. I mean, if they want to use it, they have to keep staying in the poo house. Oh, is the poo still there? No, the poo's been cleaned up. Oh, okay. Well, what are they bloody worried, if they want to use it, they have to keep staying in the poo house. Oh, is the poo still there? No, the poo's been cleaned up. Oh, okay. Well, what are they bloody worried about then? No, right? Bree and Clint. And now it's time for Bree and

Clint's most popular segment. Friday Okie! I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Bree and Clint.. I listen every Friday. I never miss Fridayoke. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Fridayoke. All of those testimonials. Completely true. Our mums. Yeah. Those are our mums. Which one's the manly one? Your mum.

Sounds about right. She had a few venos. Every week, Brian and I go head-to head to head in a singing competition if you've never heard it. The twist is, oh, this is where we really get you, neither of us can sing. That is the twist, so it's like most karaoke nights you'll go to, where we're

just giving it a crack. If you want good singers, go to The Voice, okay? If you want bad singers, come to Fridayoke. This week, we are singing the iconic, the timeless, the incredible Lizzo. Turn up the music. Turn down the lights. I mean, if you haven't heard this song, where have you been? Where have you been, bitch?

It is everywhere at the moment. Last week, we danced to it for TikTok. This week, we sing to it. What you're about to hear is two Lizzo's. Lizzo Clint and Lizzo Brie. You need to hear both in full. What do you call me? Lizzo.

Brie the big Lizzo. After you've heard both, you can tell us who did the best Lizzo. Let's get into it. Here it comes, everybody. Here's my Lizzo. Anyway. Strong start. Strong, strong.

I reckon this is my song. I reckon this is me. It's bad, Clint. A clock, yeah, it's thick. 30. I've been through a lot, but I'm still flirty. Okay. Is everybody back up in the building? It's been a minute, tell me how you're healing.

Cause I'm about to get into my feelings. How you feeling? How you feel right now? Oh, I've been so down and under pressure. I'm way too fine to feel distressed, yeah. Oh, I'm not the girl I was or used to be. Bitch, I might be better. Turn up the music.

Turn down the lights. I got a feeling I'm going to be all right. OK. OK. All right. It's about damn time. Turn up the music. Let's celebrate.

All right. I got a feeling I'm going to be OK. Let's celebrate. All right. I got a feeling I'm going to be okay, okay, okay, all right. It's about

damn time. That's my range. I think it was about time for that to end. I just texted and said, I don't know

if Brie could be worse than this. Hey, that is rude, okay? I put my all into that. There were some good parts in there. Yeah, yeah.

You had some good light and shade parts. It's about damn time. Yeah, it's good. Brie's going to pick up where I left off and do the second half of the song for you. That's right. I'll bring you the second verse, the one you might have seen on TikTok a million times.

Let's give it a go. Anyway. Is it better than mine? That's what you're going to have to decide at the end. In a minute, I'm going to need a sentimental man or woman to pump me up. Feeling fussy, walking in my Balenciaga. Trying to bring out the fabulous. Because I give a uh way too much.

I'm going to need like two shots in my cup. Wanna get up, wanna get down. That's how I feel right now. Oh, I've been so down and under pressure. Oh, I'm way too fine to be the stress, yeah. Oh, I'm not the girl I was or used to be. Oh, I bet you might be better. Turn up the music.

Turn down the lights. I've got a feeling I'm going to be all right. OK, OK, all right. It's about damn time. Turn up the music. Let's celebrate. All right. I've got a. Let's celebrate. All right. Got a feeling.

I'm going to be okay. Okay. Okay. All right. It's about damn time. Bitch. Was that Lizzo? I think so, yeah.

I think that was Lizzo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She sounds fire. She's been spending some time in Queensland. It's about damn time. Brie and Clint. It's time to find a winner for Friday Oaky. Friday Oaky.

Let's go. The Lizzo edition. We just did About Damn Time. Mine sounded like this. Okay, okay, all right. It's about damn time. And Brie sounded like this. We've had feedback from Mama Di already. She said, you guys destroyed Lizzo.

And I think, I like to personally think she was saying it like this. You guys destroyed Lizzo. Really? Because my mind went straight to you guys just destroyed that Lizzo. No, I think that's what she meant. it like this. You guys destroyed Lizzo. Really? Because my mind went straight to you guys just destroyed that Lizzo. No, I think that's what she meant. Yeah, right. Well, let's find out from the people.

Let's get the votes. Five people will decide the winner of Friday Oki. And Rudy has the first vote. Hi, Rudy. G'day, Rudy. G'day, guys. How are you today? Good, thank you, Rudy.

What are your thoughts this week on Friday Oki? Oh, look, you guys have had some pretty awful days on Friday Oki. I've been listening to guys have had some pretty awful days on Friday-oke. I've been listening to it since the start. Thank you, thank you. But it's the first time I had to change radio stations today. Oh, no! He came back.

I thought you were about to say, but this was not one of them. This was? No, look, I try to give Cam the point, but he refused. So it's a real hard one today, but Bree, it's going to have to go to you. As a matter of... Oh, yes, I'll give it to Bree. Okay, Rudy, well, thank you for suffering through it with us. We appreciate it.

Let's go to Trina. Hi, Trina. Hi, Trina. Hi, how are you going? Good, thank you, Trina. You don't think the same thing as Rudy. You loved it this week, didn't you? I loved to not like it very much.

Loved to not like it. Who did better? Who did better? Was it me or was it Brie? Well, me and the two kids in the car reckon that Brie. Yes, guys. Love you guys. It's about damn time.

Okay, thank you. They love you. Thank you, Trina and kids. We appreciate it. Let's go to Pari. Hi, damn time. Okay, thank you. They love you. Thank you, Trina and kids. We appreciate it. Let's go to Pare. Hi, Pare. Hi, Pare. Hey, guys.

How are you? How's your Friday? Oh, it's going good. We're travelling back to Hamilton from Palmerston North. Oh, yeah. Oh, nice. And has our dulcet tones made your journey all that more enjoyable? It did make it all that more enjoyable? It did make it more enjoyable.

Yeah, beautiful. Don't lie to us. Don't lie. It was fun. Who are you going to vote for this week? Are you going to vote for Bree or me, Clint? Oh, look, you know what? I have to say it was close, but I'm team Clint on this one.

Yeah, buddy. Thank you very much. Have a good drive. Be safe. Drive safe, guys. Thank you. We appreciate it. I'm just glad to get a point on the board. Let's go to Rebecca. Rebecca, hi, buddy. Fair enough. Thank you very much. Have a good drive. Drive safe, guys. Thank you. We appreciate it. I'm just glad to get a point on the board. Let's go to Rebecca. Rebecca, hi, Rebecca.

G'day, Bec. Hi. Now you're either going to give it... Great song choice. Oh, you like the song? Yeah. Go get yourself a cinnamon roll for that one. Nice effort, team. How good's a cinnamon roll? Now I want one. Cinnamon roll. You're either going to take us to deadlock or you're going to hand Bree the victory here.

What do you think? Oh, well, Bree, you did get more Australian as the song went on. It happens. The more beers. Yeah, I was going to say, the drunker she gets, the more Australian she gets too. Were you drinking in the boat? Yes, babe.

I'm going to give my vote to Clint. Sorry, bud. That's all right, babe. Thank you, Rebecca. I appreciate it. One vote to decide Friday Oaky this week, and it's yours, Tyler. Sorry, bud. That's all right, mate. Thank you, Rebecca. No worries. I appreciate it. One vote to decide Friday Oaky this week and it's yours, Tyler.

Hi. Tyler. Yeah. Kia ora, whānau. Kia ora. You've got all the power this week, Tyler. Any feedback?

Oh, great. Honestly, it was the best one ever. I didn't even realise I was hearing you guys. I thought it was Lizzo. That's what I thought. It was the real deal. Tyler wants the KFC.

I say give it to him. No, he's going to vote first. Tyler, who's going to win Friday Oaky this week? Well, oh, definitely Bree. It's got to be Bree. Yes, Tyler, my man. There it is. Well done, Bree.

You are the Lizzo of this team. I feel like you won the last time we did Lizzo, so I'm happy to win this round. But the real winner today was fried chicken. Because it's delicious. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right. Last birthday banger for your week. Let's get you home for a Friday. Three people will figure out what was the song topping the charts on their 16th birthday. Then we'll play our favourite one out of the three. We'll start with Jessie.

Hi, Jessie. Hey, Jessie. How you going? Yeah, not too bad. How are you? Oh, good, thank you, Jessie. How's your week been? Yeah, not too bad. How's yours been? It's been Thank you, Jessie. How's your week been? Yeah, not too bad. How's yours been?

It's been good. It's been a hectic week, though, for us, hasn't it? Second half of the week was all right. You were in COVID isolation at the start of the week. That's right. That was a bit of a, you know, that was the pits, Jessie. But I'm here now and I'm ready to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 4th of August. All right. The 4th of August. What year? 2002. So you were 16 in 2018. And on the 4th of August, a couple of years ago, this had a number one hit. In My Feelings, Drake.

Me? The one that was rumoured to be about him hooking up with Kim Kardashian behind Kanye's back. Remember, she was Kiki. Apparently. Apparently. I like that one, Jessie. I think it's good. Do you like it, Jessie?

Oh, thanks, Brie. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's solid. It had that dance to it, remember? Yeah, the In My Feelings Challenge. We could get on that challenge soon. Never too late.

Never too late. Let's go to Mark. Go to Mark. Hello, Mark. Hi. Hi, Brie Clint. How are you doing? Good, thanks, Mark.

What have you got planned for the weekend, Mark? Yeah, lots of kids and more kids and parties on. Kids, kids and more kids. Sounds about right. Sounds about right, Mark. I like it. What's your birthday, mate? 9th October, 67.

All right, Mark. You were 16 in 1983. And here it is, your birthday banger. Sounds like the theme song to your weekend, Mark. Definitely.

I've got that box waiting at home. A box of wine even. Mark, can I ask, you're 67. Whose kids are you looking... Yeah, I know, but you? You're 67. Whose kids are you looking... Yeah, I know, but you were born in 67. Whose kids are you looking after this weekend?

Well, I've got three grandchildren. Oh, you're picking up the slack in that department. Doing the granddaddy thing. Yeah. Jeez. Oh, good man. Thank you. Nice work, Mark.

Wait there. You've got a great birthday banger. We'll do one more for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. What have you got on for the weekend, Emma? Not much, working.

Stink buzz. What do you do for work? Work at the bank. Even stinker buzz. Emma. Unless you love it, in which case, cool. What's the best thing about your job? Everyone asking you for free money all the time.

Yeah, I was going to say. I thought you were going to say, you know, you can take a few dollars here and there when you need it. Is that what happens? I don't have a job to come back to. No. Well, you have to say that. You're on the air.

Emma, what's your birthday? The 7th of June, 97. All right, you were 16 in 2013. And on your 16th birthday, you would have been listening to this. I'm going to pop some Jags. Only got $20 in my pocket. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Thrift shop.

You remember that one, Emma? Yeah, I do. Do you love her? Is it a good birthday banger for you? It's okay. It's okay, yeah. What would you pick out of the three today? The second one.

Yeah, me too. UB40. UB40. Okay. Have we got a three-way decision? Are we going UB40? I think I'm going UB40. I think we have to do it.

Thank you for your honesty, Emma and Mark. Granddaddy, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Awesome. Awesome. Mark,

put that box of wine in the fridge and get ready to celebrate. Yeah, will do. Thank you. Have a good weekend. You too, Mark.

There's that fridge. It won't last that long. It doesn't need to go in there. It stays cool for hours. That's the point of the box. It's the beauty of a cast. Yes.

Get with the program. Then afterwards you can take the bag out and blow it up for the kids to play with like a balloon. It's a floaty. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.