ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th May 2024
Episode Date: May 13, 2024Unlikely gym songs. Bree keeps us up on the Tiktok trends. Clint figured a lot of things out today. 24-Hour Blockbuster Binge-a-thon: Which dance movie? See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...y information.
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Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show
in the history of professional radio.
ZM's Bree and Clint.
Are we a professional radio show?
Apparently so. Are we? Well, show? Apparently so.
Are we?
Well, they have to say that to cover their bases.
Right.
Because we're on the air and they put us on the air.
Yeah, right, right, right.
We're like the All Blacks of radio.
I mean, I've got a degree in journalism and you didn't even finish your degree.
No, I don't have a degree.
So technically...
Yeah, technically what?
We're not professional.
Well, don't you just have to get paid for something to be professional?
Is that what it is?
Like if you got paid to pick up dog poo, you'd be a professional pooper scooper.
I've got a confession.
Yeah.
I quite like picking up dog poo with a pooper scooper.
Why?
Because I feel like I am achieving something in my backyard,
which means, which will save me pain later on
if I step in it.
Sure, I do understand that.
I thought your confession was about to be
that you enjoy picking up dog poop
with your plastic bag over your bare hand.
Oh, hell no.
And I thought you were going to say
because you enjoyed the warm feeling of it in your hands.
In wintertime, maybe.
There couldn't be a thinner barrier of protection
between your hand and poo than that,
especially the compostable bag.
Here's my question.
When I'm picking the poo up with my hand on my bag, my
hand is definitely contaminated.
No, arguably not. Is it not?
No. Well, that's how latex gloves
work. Well, I just look at it. That's how latex
other things work too. Yeah, I know. I just
look at it as, oh, that hand has
poop on it now. Well, you think because the warmth
has travelled through the glove that some of because the warmth has travelled through the glove
that some of the germs must have travelled through the glove.
But no, no.
If you want to, like...
I mean, it depends what your dog's been eating, I guess,
but I don't think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you can feel, like, I mean, at least you're checking your dog's health
because you can feel how hard or soft the stool is.
Yeah, and if the poo comes out cold, take the dog to the vet.
Yeah, you're in trouble big time.
Hey, today we are going to lock down some more movies
for our 24-hour blockbuster binge-a-thon.
We're heading to Tauranga on Thursday to watch 24 hours of movie.
We need your help today to pick the greatest dance movie of all time.
That Clint hasn't seen.
Yeah, or name a dance movie I have seen.
Have you seen Burlesque?
No.
With Christina Aguilera and Cher?
No.
Oh, where have you been?
I haven't seen Moulin Rouge either.
Haven't you?
So we're going to have a lot of fun with this,
but first let's get into Tradie vs. Lady.
There's 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC
to someone who can win Tradie vs. Lady today.
We're all tied up again in the series.
37 plays 37.
If you want to play today, call us now.
It's Tradie vs Lady.
But of course, we kick off the week with Tradie vs Lady.
As I said earlier, the scores are all tied up again.
37 plays 37. Let's go to our Tradie first. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, What would be the percentage of people wearing mouthguards, would you say?
Well, hopefully 100%. 100%, surely.
You'd hope so.
Yeah.
You'd hope so.
There are a few sneaky ones that don't.
Really?
The guys who go out there and then put the mouthguard on their sock always blew my mind.
I'm like, you've got it.
You might as well just put it in, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's wild.
All right, John, you're taking on our lady from Wellington.
She's 38 and she has a seven-month-old puppy.
Please welcome to the show, it's Bex.
G'day, Bex.
Hello.
You're in that horrible puppy teeth stage.
Have they fallen out yet?
They have, yeah.
They fell out quite a while ago, actually.
Oh, did they?
Oh, good.
What type of dog?
A multi-shih tzu.
What, sorry?
A multi-shih tzu. Oh, it's a multi-shih tzu. A multi-shit-poo. What, sorry? A multi-shit-poo.
Oh, it's a multi-shit.
A multi-shit.
Yeah.
A multi-shit.
Cute.
Or a shit-poo.
Bex, you're our lady.
Your buzzer is lady.
John, you're tradie.
The first one of you two to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck, everyone.
Question number one.
The New Zealand International Comedy Festival is on right now.
Which of the following people are not New Zealand comedians?
Di Henwood, Mel Bracewell or Arj Barker?
Lady.
Yes, Bex.
Justin first.
Mel Bracewell.
Oh.
Mel Bracewell is a Kiwi.
John?
Damn it.
Arj Barker.
Arj Barker.
Arj Barker, who is an American.
He was in Flight of the Conchords, but he is not a New Zealander.
All right.
One point to the tradies.
Question number two.
The third season of Jeremy Clarkson's Farm is out now on Amazon Prime.
What show originally did he rise to fame on?
Lady.
Yes, Bex.
Just in first.
Oh, my God.
That car.
The car one.
Yes.
I forgot what it was called.
The car one.
Give me three seconds.
John.
Top Gear.
Top Gear.
He's also on The Grand Tour as well.
That Clarkson's Farm is such a fantastic show.
Would recommend.
Two to the tradies.
You need this one, Bex, to stay in it.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Where are you?
Lady.
Bex is in.
Blink 182.
Nice work. She's kept herself in the game. It is Blink 182. Nice work.
She's kept herself in the game.
It is Blink 182.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Name a type of nut milk.
Lady.
Bex.
Almond.
Almond milk.
Well done.
We would have accepted cashew milk, macadamia milk, hazelnut milk, walnut milk, pecan milk, pistachio milk,
peanut milk.
Peanut milk sounds salty, doesn't it?
It does.
Yeah.
Well, it's unsalted, hopefully.
Yeah, true.
You don't want a salty nut milk.
Might not be too bad.
Salty sweet.
Sorry, sorry.
Carry on.
All right.
We're all tied up.
Bex, you've fought your way back into this thing.
This is for the win.
Question number five.
What is the highest grossing Broadway show of all time?
Is it Rent, The Lion King, or Cats?
Lady.
Bex, by the slimmest of margins.
Cats?
No.
John?
Lion King. He's. John? Lion King.
Lion King.
I wouldn't say that.
I would argue Cats and the Lion King, quite similar.
Johnny boy, you're the winner of Tradie vs Lady.
You put the tradie's nose in front by one point
and you get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC.
Congratulations.
Awesome, thanks very much. Well done, thanks to KFC. Congratulations. Awesome.
Thanks very much.
Well done, John.
Well done.
Bree and Clint.
I was at the gym on Friday, actually.
Oh, brag about it.
Pushing some tin, you know.
Why don't you tell everyone about it?
Summer bodies are made in winter or some shit.
Did you say pushing some tin?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just lifting heavy.
Me too.
I was at the tinny house as well.
I was actually walking backwards on the treadmill
because I've got sore knees.
But I saw this guy who was definitely pushing some tin.
Like he was a big unit.
He was a big tough guy.
He had one of those stringer singlets on.
He was a gym bro.
He was like, and I'm not making fun of him.
I'm just saying he was,
he did not look out of place in the gym.
Spends a lot of time at the gym.
Yeah.
He had lots of plates on his bar and he was going.
Listen to you.
He was going, as the gym bros say.
You're walking backwards on a treadmill.
And you're like, this guy had a heap of those weight things on.
He wasn't just bench pressing the bar.
It was weird.
He had these weird round things on the end of it.
As the gym bros say, he was going,
Hunducks.
Hunducks.
Yeah.
And as I walked past him,
I could see on his phone,
he had his headphones on,
big noise cancelling headphones.
I could see the song that he was queuing up
on his Spotify to listen to next.
Shania Twain.
You know what?
You're not far off.
Really?
That's why it caught my attention.
I love this.
I was like, what does a fully buff
gym bro listen to to get hyped up
for his next set? What does he have?
Is he listening to Dr. Dre? Is he
listening to some drum and bass?
Is he listening to... A stereotype?
Well, that's what I would have thought, you know?
Some pump-up music. No, the gym
bro at my gym that I saw
on Friday was queuing up Bik Runga's Sway.
I don't know about this.
I, because the album artwork is iconic,
I recognise it straight away.
And that was not the song that I expected someone
who was about to do a big set
to be listening to at the gym.
The only thing that gets me through
at the gym, and I
stand by this, the only thing
is the playlist.
I will achieve
way more if the playlist
is on, but if the playlist is
off, I'm done for.
It takes your attention and it can take your energy too.
Oh yeah. I don't know if
Sway would make
me get my pump on. It's an amazing
song. Me neither, but the
results spoke for themselves.
Looking at this guy. I was starting to think maybe
I do need more of that. Or he's just been through a breakup.
Yeah, true.
If he's at the
start of a breakup, imagine what his revenge body is going to look like in six weeks.
Oh, he'll turn into a Dragon Ball Z character.
He's going to turn into Khloe Kardashian.
He'll be Goku.
Super Saiyan.
I thought we could ask this afternoon,
what's your unlikely gym hype song?
Because it made me realise that I do actually have one.
Do you?
I have a song that you wouldn't expect to be on a playlist, a gym
playlist and it's this
song right here.
God, what a banger.
Because it has levels to it, this song.
It lifts.
Good running
song, this song. It is a good running song as well.
Have you got one? One that you wouldn't expect
to go so hard at the gym? People might
say, oh no, I'd expect that
to be on a gym playlist. But for me
I feel like it's a little bit outside
a gym song. But
gotta go with some Kelly Clarkson.
I hear every set when this
song's on. I would 100% expect this song's on.
I would 100% expect this to be on a gym playlist.
Oh, would you?
Yeah.
Oh.
This has got big energy.
Don't you think?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
But it's good.
It'd go on the gym playlist.
Ella, have you got an unlikely gym hype song?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah? This one's Avril Lavigne.
Complicated.
Okay.
At the gym.
Well, I don't gym,
but if I were to.
Yeah, yeah, right.
What is this?
If you don't gym,
what does this hype you up for?
A good day.
It hypes you up for that
crocheting you wanted to get into. Amen.
Or gardening. That is complicated.
It is. Banger. Absolute banger.
Yeah, okay. Thank you. And Claudia, you're getting
into your Fitspo era. Absolutely.
What's your unlikely gym banger?
I originally was going to go unlikely for me
and I had a Beyonce song in there
but I've actually just changed it and I feel like
this one from Creed actually probably
pumps me up.
Yeah.
God, the deadlifts.
This would do it, yeah.
I would get some deadlifts on this.
Yeah.
Not just for the gym.
For whatever you need to get hyped up for.
Whatever your thing is that you need to psychologically fire up for. What is the is that you need to, like, psychologically fire up for.
What is the song?
Can we ask you what's your unlikely hype song this afternoon?
Yeah.
People wouldn't expect it to get you so...
Hyped.
So hyped.
But it works for you.
Share it with us.
0800-DIAL-ZM
or you can text it to 9696 this afternoon.
Sheesh.
We'd love to hear from you.
Text them through.
Give us a call now.
0800-DIAL-ZM.
Bree and Clint. Depends what type of sesh
you're doing.
Depends what time your workout is.
Yeah.
After I
saw a big gym bro at the gym on Friday
working out to this song.
Bik Runga and Sway,
also the most played on hold music in New Zealand history.
We're asking you,
what's your unlikely hype song that gets you hyped up for something?
A song I used to work out to all the time.
This was a few years ago now,
but was Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen.
What about Call Me Maybe got your juices flowing?
I don't know.
It's just something in the beat of the song that really would just push me to do.
It just fits.
It works.
I see what you mean.
It's too happy for me to get me.
Oh, really?
I need to be a little bit angry.
Do you need some anger?
Just a little bit of angst in there,
which this song definitely doesn't have,
but someone's texted and said,
my hype song is the SpongeBob theme song.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SpongeBob.
Really?
Okay.
That is a very unlikely hype song.
You're going to do a PB to this?
This part will come to you.
One more rep, one more rep.
One more, one more.
Hold it.
Solid 10, solid 10. Solid 10.
Not bad.
I get it now.
Someone said my hype song is Dilemma.
Nah, this is a bedtime song.
What type of bedtime?
You know.
I'm a 34-year-old male.
And my hype song is Miley Cyrus' See You Again.
This is a great one.
It's got that angst.
It's got angst, you're right.
It's got the tempo.
Oh, she just being Miley.
Now, the next one, we've asked what's your unlikely hype song.
I think they're just saying it because of the person.
But actually, the person has hype and the song has hype.
Someone said their song is Share Believe.
Sending the right message.
Yeah.
Fantastic song all round.
Let's go to Laura on our $100.
Hi, Laura.
Hi, Laura.
Hi. What's your to Laura on our $100.00 at M. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi.
What's your unlikely hype song, Laura?
What do you put on when you really need to get your energy up?
We play Face Down by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Oh, yeah.
It's a great song.
I'd say it is a hype song, though.
Like, it's got the energy about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Thanks, Laura.
There's lots of variation coming in.
Pour some sugar on me, Def Leppard.
That's such a good one.
That's good to get hyped up for a pole dancing class.
That song. These boots. to get hyped up for a pole dancing class. That song.
These Boots.
These Boots were made for walking.
These Boots are made for walking.
There's a bit of everything on here, to be honest.
And you know what?
No one knows what's inside your headphones
unless they happen to walk past too close like I did
and look at the person's phone and go,
oh my God, really, that song?
Would you ever be embarrassed by any songs
that are in your gym hype playlist?
I'd be embarrassed by any songs that are in your gym hype playlist? I'd be embarrassed
by, yeah.
Yeah.
By what?
As long as it doesn't fit in with the...
It's quite a personal playlist.
It is. In my opinion.
You know?
Never be embarrassed.
You own it. But then I feel like this kind of music fits my gym aesthetic too.
What, when you're...
A bit slow and soft.
What, when you're doing crunches and...
Yeah, yeah.
And you're holding the bridge for at least 30 seconds.
Just in a puddle of sweat and tears.
Okay, next on the show,
I've got to talk about the Black Ferns from the weekend
and also Dean McCarver.
We're going to get the latest next.
Bree's going to tell us a Sabrina Carpenter fact we never knew.
Yeah, I was shocked to learn
who Sabrina Carpenter's famous auntie is.
Not the teenage witch.
Can you imagine?
Michelle, what was her name? Sarah Michelle Gellar? famous auntie is. Not the teenage witch. Can you imagine? Michelle.
What was her name?
Sarah Michelle Gellar?
No.
Something Hart.
Michelle Joan Hart.
Michelle Joan Hart.
Michelle Joan Hart?
Melissa Joan Hart.
Melissa Joan Hart.
Melissa Joan Hart.
Bree and Clint.
I went to the Black Ferns on Saturday.
They played USA in Hamilton.
God, it was a good game.
Wow.
It was a one-sided game.
They absolutely pumped the American team.
They won by like 50 points.
But I go to a lot of rugby games.
In the past, it's always been All Blacks games.
More Black Ferns games recently.
And now that I've been to a few,
I thought I could just point out some real key differences
between going to an All Blacks game
and going to a Black Ferns game
and why, in my opinion, the Black Ferns have got it all over an All Blacks game and going to a Black Ferns game and why, in my opinion,
the Black Ferns have got it all over the All Blacks at the moment.
All over them.
When it comes to the fan experience, it's just,
it's night and day when you go to these games.
What are they doing at the Black?
I mean, I went to so many Black Ferns games for the Rugby World Cup.
I was there at the finals.
I was there at the try line when they won.
And I can't believe I got to experience that moment.
But it was pretty incredible.
Wasn't it incredible?
So amazing.
I got to the semifinal.
And it's one of the greatest games of rugby I've ever seen in my life.
So the rugby is quality.
But you can put that to one side because we know that now.
There are a few things that I noted.
I took my daughter to her first Black Ferns game
and she's only four years old
and there were so many families there
and there were so many kids at the game.
The game time for the Black Ferns games
generally is so much better than an All Blacks game.
This game was two o'clock in the afternoon.
They're playing in Christchurch this coming weekend.
The game's at 4.30 in the afternoon.
Then they're back up to Auckland
and the game is at two o'clock in the afternoon
rather than seven o'clock in winter after dark when kids can't go
and it's freezing cold and I don't know the afternoon just feels way better I do love an
afternoon game of rugby um there's heaps of stuff for kids to do at these Black Ferns games too
which is cool because like they get bored so go make some friendship bracelets or something like that.
But the main thing, and this isn't just for kids,
this is for everybody,
the main difference that I found with a Black Ferns game
versus an All Blacks game,
and this is not, well, kind of a shade to the All Blacks.
I love the All Blacks, but they don't do this.
And they used to do this, but the Black Ferns still do this.
They encourage, at the end of the game,
they encourage everybody to come out onto the field
and to meet the players
and to get some autographs
and they do it in a safe way
where they put up like a rope
and all the players are inside the rope
and all the fans gather around outside the rope
but every single player stays back
and signs an autograph
and has a photo with these kids
Can you imagine playing a full game of rugby?
That's the last thing I'd feel like doing
I'd be like oh my god I be like, oh, my God.
I feel like my leg's about to fall off.
And you imagine poor old.
I will stay here and I will sign those autographs.
You imagine poor old Ruby Tooey who is like the face.
Don't call Ruby Tooey old.
Not like that.
How dare you?
Not like that.
But she's like the face of the Black Ferns at the moment.
Every single kid.
Oh, the amount of people that would want to talk to her.
Every kid and actually every adult too wants their moment with Ruby Tui.
And she stays out there.
And you can tell she's knackered from 80 minutes of rugby.
She'd be so knackered.
But she stays there and she signs every autograph
and she meets every kid and she does every interview.
That's what she's like.
I know.
She's just good like that.
I know.
And they all are.
All of them are amazing.
You know what the difference is?
Is that they are working to get more publicity.
To create something.
And to create, you know, more of a vibe for their team.
They're fighting for it and have been for so many years.
And that's why they work so hard.
That's why they stay after the game.
Whereas, like, in all fairness to the All Blacks, they don't need to do that.
No, it's a given.
You know?
Which sucks.
The people are going to come anyway.
Yeah, which sucks because, you know,
that is the real special moments,
especially kids remember when they get to meet players.
And that's what's going to make them want to be a player
in the future as well.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
Anyway, I just thought I'd point that out
because they've got two more games coming up,
the Christchurch and the Auckland game,
and you can go along.
And it's cheap.
It's cheap to go along to those games too.
Yeah. And it was a bloody good time. Get along, support the
girls.
Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint's
24-hour
Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.
It is all going down
this Thursday. We will kick
off the 24-hour Blockbuster Binge-a-thon
at 5pm during our show
and we will continue to watch movies all the way through
into the night, early morning
and back when we are still on air at 5pm the next day.
We're looking to put together a list of movies
that I've never seen before,
which is so easy because I've seen almost no movies.
You've literally seen nothing.
If you want to be a part of choosing the movies,
we've got some battles running on our Instagram
at Brian Clint at the moment on the story.
I think it's Ratatouille versus Finding Nemo
and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
versus She's the Man.
Which all sound like great movies.
I'd love to watch all of them.
Which Clint has seen none of them.
On those Instagram stories,
there's a little link at the bottom too
that you can click.
And thanks to our brand new sponsor
for the Blockbuster Binge-a-thon, Samsung,
you can go and tell us a movie that should be on there,
any movie at all,
and just for suggesting a movie,
you are in the draw to win a brand new Samsung 55-inch TV.
These are the top-of-the-line TVs.
I'm running two Samsung frame TVs in my house,
and they're the best.
So if you want to be in the draw to win one of those,
go suggest a movie.
Head to ZM Online to do it.
We're going to have another battle off right now.
So essentially what we did last week
is that there was too many good Julia Roberts films
to pick from.
So we picked the top three, and then we got you guys to help us decide which out of those three we're going to put on the list as a definite watch.
The Julia Roberts movie we'll be watching in the 24 hour blockbuster binge-a-thon is Erin Brockovich.
Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
That's all you got, lady.
Two wrong feet and f***ing ugly shoes.
Such good film.
Right, today's category,
the ones where we can't pick from all of them.
These all can't be on the list because 24 hours isn't that long.
So we're going to do the dance category today.
Can I ask, does Magic Mike fall under the dance category?
Not that I'm aching to see Magic Mike or anything.
We were talking about putting that one on the list.
Because I haven't seen it.
It's a great film.
The first one.
The third one, no comment.
What about Magic Mike XXL?
It's better than the third one.
Right, okay.
But not as good as the first.
The first is the best.
Okay.
Okay, but it's not on the list.
The three dance films that we will be choosing from this afternoon are Step Up.
I can't believe there's no one else.
None who have the time.
Did you say that he can dance?
He's adequate.
Adequate?
See, that's my concern.
He's not taking this seriously.
Channing Tatum's breakout film, some would argue.
And Jenna Dewan.
Yes, that's where they met.
Yeah, right.
See, I know things about these movies that I've never seen.
Don't act like you know anything about it.
The next one in the lineup is Footloose.
All right, not going to tell anybody about this.
No, I'm not going to tell anyone.
I'm serious, Ren.
I'm serious.
I promise.
Just follow the girls.
They know what they're doing. And you don't. Anybody on the football team, man, I'm not going to tell anyone. I'm serious, Rand. I'm serious. I promise. Just follow the girls. They know what they're doing.
And you don't.
Anybody on the football team, man? I'm serious. Right here.
Nobody will know.
Everybody will know.
Interestingly, the remake of Footloose,
not the original. Well, we can decide that later.
Okay. But if you vote Footloose,
we can decide which one. Okay, sure.
And the last one, I can't believe I hadn't thought of this one till now,
but I thought this needs to be in the mix.
Center Stage.
Use what you have and turn up.
Jesus, she heard you.
She heard you.
We all heard you.
You don't have to speak to her like that.
My wife said to me that Center Stage,
before I even told her we were doing a dance movie category,
she said Center Stage has to be on the list.
It's one of the best.
It's iconic.
If you want to have your say,
we'd love to take your votes on the text machine.
So vote either Step Up, Footloose or Centre Stage to 9696.
Yes.
Or if you've seen all three of those films,
we'd love you to call now.
Yeah.
800-DIAL-ZM.
Call and tell us why you think we should watch one of those specifically.
Which one and why? Quick whip around
the room on votes. What are you voting for?
It's between Step Up and Center Stage
but I haven't made up my mind yet. Claudia,
what are you voting for? Sitting in about the same place.
Step Up and Center Stage. Ella, what
are you voting for? I don't think I've watched any of them
so Step Up. No votes
for Footloose so far. No votes
for Footloose. Does that motivate you?
Oh $800 at M where you can text
9696 with your vote as well. We are
going to lock in the dance movie right now
that we'll be watching. So what's it going to
be in our 24 hour blockbuster
binge-a-thon? Thanks to Samsung
the new era in AI TVs
is here. So the person who texted
her and said I'm shocked that dirty dancing
isn't an option, it's because Clint's
already seen that. So we're just doing
movies that he hasn't seen.
So these three he hasn't seen. We're just doing
every other dance movie. Yeah, but for some
reason he's seen Dirty Dancing.
It's because it was on TV at Christmas. Yeah, right.
Let us know. Let's get the votes in.
Brie and Clint.
It's time to make some decisions.
Some movie decisions, which it's proving to be quite difficult
considering you've seen hardly any films.
Is it difficult because you want to put all of these?
Yes.
Oh, right, okay.
There's so many good ones.
I was like, you couldn't have a more blank canvas than me.
Yeah, I know.
You can basically pick any movie you want.
And in the dance category, you can pick any movie you want
except for Dirty Dancing.
But, yeah, because you've already seen it.
But there's so many good ones that you haven't seen.
Like even like someone on the text machine,
because I wanted to include Burlesque, which is a great movie,
and Honey with Jessica Alba.
But there's just not enough time.
It's 24 hours.
We need to make some tough decisions.
Can I just check?
You didn't want to include Bring It On?
Well, Bring It On,
let's just
not be too hasty. Bring It On
is technically a cheerleading movie.
Right. And it's in its own category.
Does Bring It On get a free pass? Maybe.
Well, you were in charge.
It needs, I feel like it nearly
needs to be on the list. Yeah.
Okay. But we need to make
some tough decisions, so we're trying to decide
in the dance category.
Between these three films, we've got
Step Up.
Classic film, where Channing Tatum
and Jenna Dewan met.
Then we've got Footloose.
There's the original. and Jenna Dewan met. Then we've got Footloose. All right, not going to tell anybody about this.
No, I'm not going to tell anyone.
I'm serious, Ren. I'm serious.
There's the original.
They know what they're doing.
The remake that came out in 2011 with Miles Teller.
Both are up for grabs.
And, of course, the classic that sometimes gets forgotten
but center stage.
Use what you have and turn up.
Jesus, she heard you.
She heard you. We all heard you. She heard you.
We all heard you.
You don't have to speak to her like that.
Or even you guys can't make a decision.
So we've put it out to the people.
It's hard.
We've put it out to the people.
Do I get a vote?
No, because you haven't seen them.
But these people definitely get a vote.
Let's talk to Annette first.
Hi, Annette.
Hi, Annette.
Hi.
What do you reckon?
You've seen these movies.
Which one do you think we've got to watch in our
binge-a-thon? I have seen all
of them. I would go for Footloose.
And which Footloose? Original or 20? The remake.
The remake. No, the remake.
Yeah, look, I'm controversial, I
know, but I usually prefer a remake
over an original. Really?
Yeah, I just, not for everything.
I mean, Annette.
I just usually get into more modern actors. Yeah, okay. And more modern references. Yeah, yeah not for everything. I mean, I can just usually get into more modern actors.
Yeah, okay.
And more modern dance.
I would argue The Parent Trap, definitely the remake is better than the original.
But, you know.
Isn't the original from like the 19th?
Not everything, but definitely Footloose.
And then you can kind of like tick off the classic as well.
Okay.
You know?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, if you've seen the remake, you've kind of seen it.
You can kind of clock off both.
And I think it's got more humour than the other two.
I like it.
This is a strong vote for Footloose.
Bit of everything, as well as the dance.
Thanks, Annette.
You've got Footloose locked in.
I like her reasoning behind it, too.
It's considered.
Paula's here.
Hi, Paula.
Hi, Paula.
Hi.
You reckon you've seen more movies than me, Paula?
Oh, definitely. I think anyone has, Paula. Hi, Paula. Hi. You reckon you've seen more movies than me, Paula? Oh, definitely. I think
anyone has, Paula. Your choices?
I think my three-year-old's seen more
movies than me. The ones you've got to pick from
in this category, Paula, Step Up,
Footloose or Center Stage, what are you going
with? Well, I'm definitely going with
Step Up because I thought of that before you even
I, that came to my head before you
even gave out which three you had left.
I, I, yeah.
Although it's old, nearly 18 years old.
Is it?
No, is it really?
Yeah, 2006.
So I watched it with my teenage daughter at the time.
Yeah.
And we both loved it.
And it's like, otherwise, I haven't seen Centre Stage.
Yeah.
But I think Footloose, the original, is too far.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
I've got to agree with Paula.
I haven't seen any of them, but when I think of dance movies,
Step Up is what comes to mind.
Yeah.
Has it stood the test of time?
I guess we'd find out.
Thanks, Paula.
Sandy's here.
Hi, Sandy.
Hi, Sandy.
Hi, guys.
Tell us, mate, what would you, out of those three,
pick for the binge-a-thon?
Step Up. Stepthon? Step Up.
Step Up.
Step Up.
You're a Channing Tatum fan?
I think the choreography was fantastic.
Is Step Up the one where they dance in the rain?
Yeah.
Oh.
It is, isn't it?
Or is that Step Up 2?
That's Step Up 2, I believe.
Oh, Step Up 2, the streets.
There has been like 83 Step-ups made after the original.
It's a bit of an American pie, eh?
Yeah, I quite like the wet look, so yeah.
Oh, okay.
Especially on Channing, eh, Sandy?
Saucy, Sandy.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I mean, who doesn't love a bit of Channing Tatum?
I'll take my Channing wit.
Thank you very much.
Thanks, Sandy.
Okay, we've collated all of the votes.
We have.
They've come through on the text machine.
Do we have a consensus?
Do we have a winner of what dance movie we're going to watch?
On the text machine, it's between Footloose and Step Up.
They're about even.
They're about even.
So I reckon we go to the producers.
What's your vote?
Put it in now.
It's between pretty much Step Up and Footloose.
I reckon Step Up. Step Up. Ella? My vote is change to Foot Step Up and Footloose. I reckon Step Up.
Step Up, Ella?
My vote has changed to Footloose.
Footloose, you get the deciding vote.
Again?
Oh, damn it.
Okay, I've made a decision.
The movie we will be adding to the binge-a-thon is Step Up.
There it is, everybody.
I'm a Channing Tatum gal.
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
Our first Channing Tatum, maybe not our last Channing Tatum gal. It's a classic. Our first Channing Tatum,
maybe not our last Channing Tatum movie,
gets added to the binge-a-thon. I'd argue
we should watch Magic Mike back
to back. With
Step Up.
The trilogy. Oh, all three?
Nah, we...
No, skip the third one. Nah, we're smarter than that.
Alright, there you go. Two movies locked in now. We're watching
them on Thursday. You can win yourself a 55-inch Samsung TV
if you go and suggest a movie at Zedium online.
It's thanks to Samsung, the new era of AI TVs.
It's time for a round of Guess That Noise.
The movie edition, apparently, according to Claude,
who runs the game.
Hi, Claude.
Hello there.
Yeah, this is the movie edition.
So do you want to know the theme now?
Yeah.
Or do you want to meet your players first?
No, I need time to digest it.
Okay, so you'll hear a lot of this while we're watching these movies.
So these are all, I guess they're like movie intros.
Oh, cool.
The people that make the movies, they've got little titles before the movies.
Oh, God.
The studios.
I don't pay attention to that stuff.
You'll be surprised, I think.
Whereas I do. Oh. All right. Okay, so pay attention to that stuff. You'll be surprised, I think.
Whereas I do.
Oh, all right.
Okay, so you do stand a chance.
Let's meet our teammates.
Stacey, you're on team Brie.
Hello, Stace.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
And Vaughan, you're on team Clint.
Hi, Vaughan.
Hi, Luke.
G'day, Vaughan.
All right, let's do this thing.
Okay, so the way it works, we'll play the noise.
You need to buzz in with your name and tell me which studio it is.
Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first.
Okay.
Think you're ready for this?
Yeah.
No.
Good luck.
Let's go.
Clint.
Oh, that was so close. That was me.
Yeah, I think Brie just got in first.
Pixar.
Yeah.
You can see it, right?
You can see it.
The little lamp?
Uh-huh.
It's iconic.
I was going to say Searchlight.
Are we?
A what light?
Searchlight.
Oh, okay.
The one with the lighthouse at the start of the movie.
I didn't even know that that's what that's called.
That is one point for Team Bree.
So, Stacey and Vaughan, this next one's for you.
You good to go?
Yep.
Good to go.
Let's go.
Stacey?
Stacey.
Stacey?
Universal?
Good guess, but no.
Vaughan?
Paramount Pictures.
No, it's not Paramount.
Clint.
Clint.
21st Century Fox.
It's 20th Century, but I'll give it to you.
Oh.
That one's iconic.
I wish we had the whole thing.
Okay, that is one apiece.
So, Brie and Clint, we're back to you guys.
Right.
Brie.
Brie. Paramount? No. to you guys. All right. Brie. Brie.
Paramount?
No.
Clint.
Clint.
MGM.
Yes, well done.
I would have no idea what any of these are called.
Do you start paying attention after this?
I barely pay attention during the movie, let alone at the credits.
That one's iconic.
I've seen a photo from when they originally filmed that with the real life lion sticking his head through the actual circle. It's iconic. I've seen a photo from when they originally filmed that
with the real-life lion sticking his head through the actual circle.
It's unreal.
You wouldn't get away with that anymore.
Okay, that is two points for Team Clint, one point for Team Bree.
Stacey, you need this one to keep you guys in it,
but Stacey and Vaughan, this one's for you guys.
Oh, yeah.
Vaughan.
Vaughan?
Oh, it's got to be Paramount Pictures.
It's not Paramount.
Stay safe.
It's iconic, whatever it is.
Universal.
It's Universal.
Oh, wow.
Universal.
I wouldn't have got it.
I know I recognise it, but I wouldn't have got it.
Yeah. Iconic. Oh, and I wouldn't have got it. Yeah.
Iconic.
Oh, and it's the world, the globe rotating.
And the word universal goes across it.
Yeah, right.
I would argue one of the most iconic ones.
Yeah.
Okay, let's say we're all tied up.
We are all tied up.
It is all tied up.
Well, let's just pretend we are.
Okay, we can pretend.
No, but we are.
Okay, let's pretend we're all tied up. Since we're all tied up. We are all tied up. It is all tied up. Well, let's just pretend we are. Okay, we can pretend. No, but we are. Okay, let's pretend we're all tied up.
Since we're all tied up, this is the last one,
and I think it's the hardest one,
so everyone's in on this one.
You can all buzz in,
and whoever takes this will take home the win.
Okay, everyone.
Everyone.
Braves.
Clint.
Braves.
Disney.
No. Clint. Clint. Searchlight. Clint. Brave. Disney? No.
Clint.
Clint.
Searchlight?
No.
Paramount?
No.
Stacey?
You actually haven't named the studio yet.
Stacey.
Stacey.
Warner Brothers?
It's Warner Brothers.
No.
No.
Go you, good thing.
Hey, well done, Stace. You've scored 50 bucks KFC chicken dollars. Awesome, good thing. Hey, well done, Stace.
You've scored 50 bucks KFC chicken dollars.
Awesome, thank you.
Well bloody done, Stace.
That's really got me in the mood to watch some movies
listening to all of those.
Oh, me too.
Someone else has weighed in on how to tell
if someone is a boomer, a millennial or a Gen Z-er based solely on how they text.
Okay.
And not what they write in the text based on how they use their fingers and thumbs.
Oh, physically how they text.
Physically how they text.
Right, okay.
So let's go through the list.
A tech influencer called Tyler Morgan, you can find him on tiktok uh has talked about the different ways and how you can tell how old
someone is anyone that's using swipe to text most likely millennial possibly gen z anyone that's able
to type fast and accurately with one hand we're gonna say
probably pre-teen to age 25 typing fast and accurately with two thumbs again probably pre-teen
to mid-20s mid-30s even you'll kind of stay at this thumb tapping age until probably about i'd
say 50s then you're gonna start this. Your index finger unnecessarily.
65 plus is where you start doing the one finger tap,
holding with your left hand or your right hand.
And glasses on the very end of your nose.
Phone wallet folded back.
You're kind of looking down, it kind of looks like this.
Yeah.
And it's hard because the text gets bigger but it's
hard to make the keyboard much bigger on these phones so oh yeah breeze right tongue out tongue
out is that's what my mum and dad look like yeah it's so interesting because how do you text i text
two thumbs i don't i've got to simulate it to figure it out i think i'm a single thumber are
you a single thumb let me find out i'm gonna write you a text oh my god Are you a single-thumb kind of guy? Let me find out. I'm going to write you a text. Oh, my God. Are you a single-thumb and index?
I think he is.
No, I'm not.
Are you sure?
Yeah, 100%.
That looks pretty natural just then.
No, I'm two thumbs, little pinky resting under the phone
because the phone is so enormous, and then I'm a double thumb.
Hi, Bree.
Sup, girl.
Looking tight.
There you go.
Two thumbs.
Yeah, see the way you're texting says millennial,
but what you were texting says boomer.
Creep.
So we're both two-thumbers and we are millennials.
And we are millennials.
Yeah.
Claudia's, she's got rapid fingers.
Thanks.
You've seen her in Google Down.
We play that on a phone.
She's got the fastest fingers in the West.
Are they fingers or thumbs?
Thumbs.
Fastest thumbs in the West.
Fastest thumbs.
You're doing two thumbs?
I am if I want to be speedy, speedy.
But I think on the day-to-day, I'll just do one.
Oh, really?
You're a one-thumb tippy-tap.
Yeah.
You've got a smaller phone, though.
Oh, excuses.
Well, that's the thing. It kind of comes down to phone size, too, doesn't it? It does, yeah. Yeah. You've got a smaller phone, though. Oh, excuses. So, well, that's the thing.
It kind of comes down to phone size, too, doesn't it?
It does, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Ella's our resident Gen Z.
What do you do?
I'm just testing.
So definitely two thumbs, but if I'm, like, holding it with one hand,
you can, like, slide.
You know how you do the text slide?
Oh, no, she's a slider.
She's a slider. She's such a Gen Z.
Sometimes, but yeah. I've never
mastered it. I'm going to try index
texting. Look at you.
Hey Bree.
Me again.
How's it feeling?
Kind of suits you. It does, doesn't it?
You up? Question mark.
It's so much
slower on the index finger. I don't get it.
Someone on the text machine said I'm a one thumb for the slower on the index finger. I don't get it. Someone on the text machine said,
I'm a one thumb for the most part or first finger and I'm 46.
Wait, they're talking about something else, I think.
Isn't learning wonderful?
Isn't it amazing that you can, no matter what age you are,
there's still something new to learn,
particularly when it comes to women.
Yeah. There is a lot.'s still something new to learn, particularly when it comes to women. Yeah.
There is a lot to learn.
Remember that time I taught you about how a tampon works?
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Oh, yeah.
I did.
I showed you.
Yeah.
She means the expanding part.
Not on me.
No, no, no.
We dropped one into a glass of water.
And I talked you through how it works.
Men, if you haven't done it, you should do it.
First of all, you're going to need a big glass.
Second of all, it's like watching an underwater explosive.
Also, don't use too many because they are expensive
and they're not subsidised.
So please don't use too many when you're experimenting.
Check with your partner before you use all of her tampons.
Because she will be ropeable.
I'll just say you'll want to.
You'll want to use them all.
You're like... Like little landmines. I mean just say you'll want to. You'll want to use them all. You're like...
Like little landmines.
I mean, they are good for a blood nose.
Yeah.
They really are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Or a cut or a wound.
And then quite a big nostril, though, to get a whole tammy up there.
Depends what type of tampons you got.
Again, I'm way out of my depth in this conversation.
You know there's different sizes, eh?
No.
You didn't know that?
No, I thought there was different absorbencies. There's different... Yeah, they was different sizes, eh? No. You didn't know that? No, I thought there was different absorbencies.
There's different, yeah, there are different sizes.
There's like minis, regular, and so on and so forth.
I thought that was about the absorbency.
Wow.
Yeah, but they're different sizes.
Quite literally something new every day.
There you go.
Which leads me perfectly onto what I want to talk about.
Claudia, don't, oh my God, me, okay?
How did he not know that?
Can I just say, I need this-
He's not even living.
I need this to be a safe space, okay?
You've got a wife and two daughters.
You're going to need,
or you're going to need to brush up
on all of this stuff.
I'm fine brushing up on it.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I'm just saying this is good.
I'm not oo-yucking it.
I'm just, you know,
you don't know what you don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Totally.
I've never stuck one in,
so I didn't know they were different sizes.
Get ready, though.
I need this to be a safe space for me to reveal the thing that I learnt.
Depends what it is.
So you know how the Met Gala was last week?
Yes.
My wife was watching the coverage on YouTube when I got home,
and we were watching some of the celebrities come up,
and Sarah Jessica Parker walked up the red carpet.
Okay.
And, Claude, can you bring up the picture of how Sarah Jessica Parker looked on the red carpet?
And I said to my wife,
God, she's got incredible hair.
And she said to me,
yeah, but that's...
It's fake.
But that's, those will be extensions.
Yeah.
I said to her, what?
She goes, those are quite obviously hair extensions.
And I said to her,
how can you tell that they're hair extensions?
You can tell by looking at it. And she extensions? You can tell by looking at it.
And she said, you can tell by looking at it.
Also, as women age, similar to men as they age, we do lose our hair.
So it gets thinner and thinner.
And to be honest, like the hair, when you see someone with really thick hair, it's not real.
Like it's not a real thing.
And this is the thing that blew my mind
she then
for the rest of the Met Gala
was pointing out people to me
and she was going
well that's
those are hair extensions
they all would have had
a hair extension
that's clip in hair
here's the thing men
if you're listening
if you see
a woman
with phenomenal hair
would you say
most likely
it's hair extensions
yeah
blew my mind
probably 90% of the time. Blew
my mind. Like the Kardashians, you think any
of their hair is actually real?
It's not real.
The Kardashians' hair is not real. It changes
every day. Are you joking?
They wear all types of...
Sometimes it's long, sometimes it's short. And blonde.
All of it. They've got weaves, they've got
wigs, they've got extensions.
Most of the time, at least some of it is fake.
They will have hair.
Ariana Grande's natural hair is short and curly.
You think that high ponytail that Ariana Grande was known for was real?
Absolutely not.
No, no, 100% I thought it was real.
That's called a switch.
A switch?
It's called a hair switch.
What's that?
Oh, it's a big ponytail, fake ponytail. See, now humor me for a switch. A switch? It's called a hair switch. What's that? Oh, it's a big ponytail, fake ponytail.
See, now, humor me for a second.
I would have thought someone like Ariana Grande,
whose signature hairstyle is that ponytail.
It's fake.
It's fake?
Yeah.
I thought it would have to be real.
Yeah.
I can understand if she was in costume or something
and she had to put a wig on, but if it's her signature look,
if it's on the cover of her album,
I would have thought that was her real hair. Yeah. Blew my mind. if she was in costume or something and she had to put a wig on. But if it's her signature look, if it's on the cover of her album,
I would have thought that was her real hair.
Yeah.
Blew my mind.
Made me watch the entire rest of the Met Gala in disbelief.
I was like... And to be honest, all these famous people have the best of the best hair extensions.
Hence why you wouldn't look at them and go, oh, that's clearly not real.
Yeah, yeah.
Because they would be worth tens of thousands of dollars, that hair.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, so celebrity aside, if you saw a person in the office.
I could tell.
Really?
Yeah.
Even if it was the same colour?
Yes.
Okay.
Because, because unless, unless you are like a robot that has been engineered
to have the most amazing thick hair, like it just doesn't exist.
Right, okay.
Like it's so rare.
I'm not saying there's people that don't have it.
There is definitely people that do have it.
Sure.
But it is rare.
But they're a unicorn.
Yeah, it's rare.
Like to have amazing, long, lush, thick hair.
There you go. Yeah. There thick hair. There you go.
Yeah. There you go.
I thought this afternoon, because my wife thought I was very
stupid, I thought we could ask
the question. But I mean, then again, why
I mean. I said to her, why would I know?
There's a lot of things as to why would you
know, but maybe you need to ask more
questions. I thought we could ask you the question
on 0800 dials at M, what is the thing that you had to
explain to your male partner?
Like, no.
You had to say, you know that this is this
because of this and this is this.
And just like me, he was like, really?
Whoa, whoa. That's amazing.
That's incredible.
0800 dials at M
or you can text it into 9696
and I guarantee you, by sharing this thing that you told him about,
you'll be informing thousands of other people that are listening.
Probably just like me.
I'd love to know.
What are the questions and things you didn't know about the ladies?
I was blown away to find out that hair extensions,
way more common than I realised
watching the Met Gala the other night with my wife
and um
because I thought the hair extensions was like
if you wanted to have a different colour underneath
so you had like a darker colour underneath
and then your normal hair was over the top of that
that's what I thought
no
yeah
no
hair extensions to make the length longer
to make it look thicker
are you wearing hair extensions? does it thicker. Are you wearing hair extensions?
Does it look like I'm wearing hair extensions?
Bree, I don't know.
I have the thinnest hair in the world.
What do you think?
I quite literally don't know what to believe anymore.
No, none of us in here are wearing hair extensions.
Okay, good to know.
Or are we?
See?
I'll give them a tug to find out.
Please don't.
Someone texted and they said, Clint.
And so then I was like, and then you guys revealed to me
how prolific wigs are, how they're all over the place too.
And someone texted and said, Clint,
what about the Briscoe's lady?
She's had that same incredible shiny hair for 40 years.
No, that's real.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't you bring the Briscoe's lady into this.
You get the Briscoe's lady's name out your mouth.
I love this text that's come through.
I, a dark-haired South Asian woman,
did not know that Caucasian women dyed their eyebrows and lashes
so they don't look face bald.
It's so true because Asian women have beautiful dark eyebrows
and eyelashes where we are not so lucky.
Wait till they find out about how you're tattooing them in now.
Oh, yeah.
That's the latest thing.
And then perming them.
We're asking what's the thing that you had to explain to your male partner
or just to a man, you know,
who just didn't understand the mysteries of how the women's world works.
Gillian's here.
Hi, Gillian.
Hi, Gillian.
Hi there.
Hi.
What did you have to explain?
Yeah, I feel like this one might blow you away too, Clint.
I had to explain to him, to my boyfriend, that pads don't stick to us.
They stick to our underwear.
What?
Oh, Gillian.
Why would we be sticking it to our flats?
I know.
That was a weird one.
I was actually making fun of my brother-in-law,
my sister having to explain it,
and then my partner was just like looking at me very confused.
Yeah.
Explain that.
But I guess it makes sense.
Your undies just don't accommodate to that, and ours do.
No.
Yeah, he had no idea.
Our undies are very single use in what they're able to do.
What?
No, like they don't do anything.
We don't.
What do you mean?
Well, they're just, we don't, there's no special properties to them.
We don't stick anything in them and we don't have special absorbent ones
or we don't have ones that tuck our belly in or anything like that.
Oh, but no, it's the actual pad that sticks to the undies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You could do it on your undies if you wanted.
Yeah.
Is what I'm saying.
Yeah.
I'll just say I did know that one.
Okay.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what he says, Gillian.
Kudos to me.
Yeah, absolutely.
I heard the mind-blowing thing.
Thanks, Gillian.
Lexi's here.
Hi, Lexi.
Hi, Lexi.
Hey, guys.
Tell us, what was it?
It was pretty similar to Clint.
We had to sit our guy friends down and explain to them
that 99% of the blonde girls they knew weren't natural blondes.
Yeah, it just doesn't exist.
It just doesn't exist anymore.
Yeah.
I love that you had to sit them down.
It's like you were breaking it to them gently but firmly at the same time.
Yeah, lean softly.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all an illusion.
It's all an illusion.
Guys, it's time we had a conversation about this.
Thanks, Lexi.
This one goes the other way.
Someone texted and said it's about boys.
I thought my husband only had one ball when I first saw him nude
because all the cartoon drawings of wangs had two balls. This is what I learnt. I learnt this, remember?
On this show. I didn't know that they were all in the one sack. I learnt about the scrotum
and how the scrotum was not the same thing as the balls. Yes. And the scrotum
is the sack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which encases the two balls. Did not know
that. I also learnt on this show that it's
very rare that boys
use toilet paper after they go wheeze.
They don't, they're not
dabbing. It's not rare.
It doesn't happen. You reckon
no men are drying off
after doing a wee? No.
That blows my mind still to this
day. Like if I
could avoid having urine in my underwear, I would.
You know?
But they operate differently.
What do you mean?
They have different ways of working.
No, but I just, like how often would you?
You can shake a guy's one out.
You can shake the bits out.
And so you never get any wee in your undies.
Oh, I didn't say that. Exactly. Imagine. But there's not a roll of toilet paper and the bits out. And so you never get any wee in your undies. Oh, I didn't say that.
Exactly.
Imagine.
But there's not a roll of toilet paper and the urinal.
You can't reach over and do a little dance.
I'd be going in the stall then to avoid having stale wee in my undies.
Well, I'm glad there's things that we can still learn about each other.
Isn't that nice?
It's nice.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday b nice. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Birthday banger.
Birthday banger time for your Monday. Let's get your home in style. Number one songs
when you turn 16. We'll play
one of these in full. Hi, Michelle.
Hi, Michelle. Hi.
How was your Monday?
Pretty good, thanks. Oh, good to hear, Michelle.
Sounds like you're in good spirits. Let's see
if we can add to that. What's your date of birth? The 16th of the 3rd, thanks. Oh, good to hear, Michelle. Sounds like you're in good spirits. Let's see if we can add to that. What's your
date of birth?
It's the 6th of the 3rd, 1990.
Right, that means you were 16
in 2006.
And on that day, this was at the top.
Beyonce, check
on it. What do you think, Michelle?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I like it.
Good?
It's a good one from Beyonce.
Yeah, tune.
Good birthday banger.
Okay, we're going to do Tina's.
Hi, Tina.
Hi, Tina.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
What are you hoping for, Tina, in birthday banger?
Something decent.
Something decent.
Okay, well, let's see if we can get you something decent. Something decent. Okay.
Well, let's see if we can get you something decent.
What is your date of birth?
12th of January, 1976.
All right, Tina, we've done the math.
You were 16 in 1992, and here's your Birthday Banger. Bismillah.
No, we will not let you go.
Let him go.
Bismillah.
We will not let you go.
Bohemian Rhapsody, better than decent, Tina, am I right?
Total banger.
I believe Freddie Mercury died only a month before,
hence why that song was number one in 1992.
Is that the one?
I believe so.
Because Wayne's World also came out in 1992.
I believe he died at the end of 1991.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's so hard to go past.
It's very good, Tina.
Is this something decent, by the way?
Absolutely.
Yeah, right.
Decent.
Okay, wait there.
One more for Kirsty.
Hi.
Hi, Kirsty.
Oh, hi.
What are you hoping for, Kirsty?
Oh, something a bit rocky.
A bit rocky.
Okay, well, let's see what we can do.
There was some good glam rock around back when I was 16.
Okay.
All right.
Awesome.
Good to know.
Let's see what it produces.
What's your DOB?
25th of October, 1964.
All right, Kirsty.
You were 16 in 1980,
and let's see if we've got some luck.
You've got to be kidding.
We've gone back to that queen.
Yeah, that's good.
It's a good one, Kirsty.
It is, it is.
It's a sign.
Hey!
I want to get to you!
It's a sign that we have to choose Queen.
But which Queen song?
Which would you choose, Kirsty?
Um, oh, that's a hard pick.
It's a hard pick.
Oh, it's a very hard pick.
I'm in the mood for another One Bites the Dust.
For different reasons.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I am too.
Yeah, I'm just in the mood for that.
It's a Monday.
Are we going to do it?
It's a bit more rocky.
It's a bit more rocky.
The other one's a bit more serious.
Kirstie, I think you've won birthday banger.
Oh, yay.
How good?
Awesome.
Thank you.
Thanks for calling through.
What a ripper for a Monday.
What a ripper.
What a ripper.
It's 44 years old, but don't tell our boss that.
He's gone home.
Oh, no, he's still here, is he?
Let's go.
Producers, run.
He walks merrily down the street with a pimple way down low.
Breein' Clint.
Throw another one by the doctor.
Shoot her.
Is it in Breein' Clint?
Kirstie's Birthday Banger
From Queen
Another one by Sadast
What a tune
Oh, you can't go past Queen
Have you seen the movie Bohemian Rhapsody?
Yes
Okay, good
I haven't seen the movie Wayne's World though
Wayne's World?
Excellent Is that from Wayne's World? Yeah, this the real Wayne's World? Excellent.
Is that from Wayne's World?
Yeah.
You wouldn't know that
because you haven't seen it.
The only bit I know
from Wayne's World is
schwing.
That's the only bit I know.
It's a great film.
Just thinking of movies
that we could add to this list.
I'll keep brainstorming.
I'll keep brainstorming.
Next on the show,
Bree's got a TikTok trend for us.
Oh yeah,
I've got a little present for Clint
because I like to keep you up to date on TikTok
and I like to do the hard work.
And can I just say before we play these next little bits and pieces
I've put together?
Yeah.
You're welcome, mate.
Okay.
You're welcome.
Keep me up to date on TikTok.
You make me sound like some kind of decrepit old man, okay?
I have TikTok.
Mate, I'll keep you up to date.
No, no, okay.
No, no, no, don't you worry, mate.
I'll keep you up to date with the trends.
It's all right.
Thanks, darling.
I got you.
Thanks, darling.
Welcome, guys.
This is the part of the show where I like to keep Clint up to date.
I like to keep him relevant in the know, as I like to say, on the pulse.
Are you saying I'm out of date, irrelevant, and off the pulse?
Well, I mean, look, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying I like to keep you directly on it.
Okay.
Like I like to get your foot and have it on it.
Is that where you live?
Have it on the pulse's neck.
Is that where you live, on the pulse?
Mate, I've never left.
Right.
I've never left.
Permanently, I'm a permanent resident.
I was able to get a bigger house just by moving just slightly outside the pulse.
You know, you get more value, more land.
Well, mate, hear me out.
Hear me out.
I do like to keep you on the pulse of things, and I've done the work for you.
Great.
So you can just sit back and relax and enjoy the success.
Sure.
So at the moment there's this trend happening on TikTok
where let me play you the audio and we'll see if you've heard it,
if you've heard this audio.
I'm looking for a man in finance, the trust fund.
Six five, blue eyes.
Finance, trust fund.
Six five, blue eyes. I'm looking for a man. I'm looking for a man. I'm looking for a, looking for a,, 6-5, Blue Eyes.
I'm looking for a man.
I'm looking for a man.
I'm looking for a, looking for a, looking for a, looking for a...
Have you heard that audio?
Trust Fund, 6-5, Blue Eyes.
Yeah, people are doing remixes of it, aren't they?
A remix that sounds like this?
I'm looking for a man in Finance, Trust Fund, 6-5, Blue Eyes,
Finance, Trust Fund, 6-5, Blue Eyes, Finance, Trust Fund. 6-5, Blue Eyes, Finance, Trust Fund.
I mean, it's all over the talk as we say.
I haven't heard that remix specifically, no.
It is all over the talk.
And I thought to keep Clint on the pulse and me,
I'm going to do the back end work for us.
And I've made our own remixes.
You've done a remix.
Yeah, so I've done one.
Let's just say, what if I was someone's type?
What would they be looking for if it was me that was their type?
Right, okay.
Because obviously I'm not 6'5".
I'm not a guy in finance.
No, you don't have blue eyes.
I don't have blue eyes.
So what would mine sound like?
It probably would sound like this.
I'm looking for a girl that's lactose intolerant.
Bogan, ADD, anxiety.
Lactose, Bogan, ADD, anxiety.
Lactose, Bogan, ADD, anxiety.
What is the third thing?
Baby teeth.
No.
ADD. OhD-D.
Oh, A-D-D.
Anxiety.
That would be mine.
First I thought it said double Ds.
Anxiety.
That works too.
I've got them.
I've got them.
I've got the A-D-Ds and the double Ds.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
So that's what someone would say if they're looking for someone like me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what would someone say, because
you sit back and relax. I've made yours
as well. Oh, great. And here's what it would sound
like. I'm looking for a man in radio.
Dad's name, 6-3
vasectomy, radio.
Dad's name, 6-3
vasectomy, radio.
Dad's name, 6-3
vasectomy, vasectomy,
vasectomy. How dare you remix my vasectomy, vasectomy, vasectomy.
How dare you remix my vasectomy?
That's very, very private information.
That is really tickle-pipe-pickle.
Appreciate you, Court, for helping me out.
When someone does a remix about you,
you find out how they really see you.
You know?
So let's ask the producers.
Producers, how accurate do you think those remixes were?
Oh, spot on.
Yeah, accurate.
It's the vasectomy that got me.
6'3"? 6'3".
He's actually 6'2", but I just...
It didn't rhyme, so I had to change you to 6'3".
Hey, I'll take a free inch wherever I can get it.
Well, you lost some in the vasectomy, so you have to add it to the...
That's not how I...
You know what?
It's fine.
Just go with it.
It's fine.
You're welcome, mate.
Hey, thanks.
Post that on your top tonight.
It'll blow up.
Yeah, nice.
Yeah.
I'll invent a dance to go with it.
Oh, good idea.
How do you interpret a dance vasectomy?
I could think of a few moves.
Brian Clint.
Brian Clint.
Thanks, everybody, for joining us.
That's the end of the show.
It's been productive.
We've added, well, pretty much added three new movies
to our Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.
Step Up, definitely on there.
Yep, Step Up is on the list.
It'll join Erin Brockovich.
And then we are running a competition on our Brain Clint Instagram page
where you can have your say and vote for different films
that you think should be added to the list.
It looks like it'll be Finding Nemo over Ratatouille
and She's the Man over How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
Just.
Just.
That could change overnight, but that's what it looks like is going to happen.
If you want to have your say,
head to the Brain Clip Instagram.
There's a link there too,
where if you go to our website
and suggest a movie that we watch on Thursday,
you can win yourself a brand new Samsung 55-inch TV.
They're the sponsors of the Blockbuster Binge-a-thon.
They've got the whole new era of AI TVs at Samsung now.
Yeah, so go have your say
and you could be in to win that amazing Samsung
TV. So go do it now.
It's at ZM Online. Brooke
officially hosts her first ever
ZM Late Show, even though she's been doing it for a bit.
But officially. Officially is the first one
tonight, yeah. And she kicks off next
so make her feel welcome. You can text her on
9696. She's awesome.
You're going to love her. So we'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
See ya Bye