ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th May 2025

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

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ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Nashville singer FLG rap. You wanna go so... What happens at 3pm? Stays at 3pm. Bree and Clint are all you can see.

ZM'sE and Clint's There we go, we're all plugged in. We're on! Hi everyone. You'd think after this long, we'd know the time the show starts. Yeah, no, but good things take time and that's what comes. My headphones. With age comes experience. My headphones weren't even plugged in.

And if we take an extra three seconds, that's just three seconds of us making sure we bring you the best quality we can. So when you go to a nice restaurant, it's not fast food. This show is not fast food, okay? Yeah, my favourite restaurant in New Zealand, my partner always says,

I love it here, but the food comes out too fast. Oh, too fast. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, I love that. Yeah but the food comes out too fast. Oh, too fast. Yeah. And I'm like, I love that. Yeah, it does feel like they're trying to get you in and out, though. No, that's exactly what they're trying to do. Yeah. But it's very efficient.

Don't you want to sit and talk to your friends for a bit? No, you want to eat. I want to eat and leave. Fair enough. Fair enough. I didn't come here for conversation. I came here for the food. We got some fun on the show for you guys today. We will be adding our last item to cart at 4 o'clock.

You can win it at 5 o'clock. Just after 5 o'clock we're going to give away those tickets that just got announced today to see Wrexham versus the Wellington Phoenix in Wellington. These are a hot commodity, these tickets, and we have them for you, but you're going to have to work for them. We're also going searching for a name in a haystack today we're up to a thousand and fifty dollars. It's getting bigger and bigger. It might never be one. It's possible that it'll never be one. We started this and Ross Boss was like

yeah yeah we can put fifty dollars a week in. Are you still willing to pay out now that it's over a grand Ross? Hold Hold on, how many? $50 a week? Yeah. We've been doing it for months! For 500 weeks? No, that's the maths. No. This is the 21st name in our haystack.

Hold on. Wait, is Ross even worse than me at maths? Yeah, it sounds like it. It might be. You haven't been doing it 21 weeks. We have. Oh man. Look, time flies.

Can I have proof? Are you not willing to pay out? No I was thinking about this just the other day actually going I wonder how much that's up to. Because we're going to keep doing this until it goes and there's a chance it doesn't go for three years. It could get to 10k. By which stage it could be around $10,000.

Could be someone else's problem too. Yeah exactly right. Ross might be long gone. Well get it today because it could be not coming back next week. Hey it might go today you never know. Let's get into Trady vs Lady to start the show. We need one Trady, one Lady to go head to head. If you want it to be you then give us a call right now

0800 DIALS at M. You could win yourself 50 bucks cash. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus Lady! Three, two, one, let's go! Here we go, the Trady's in the ladies. Ladies on 38, the Trady's on 31. A lady is in Canterbury. She's 24 and she has watched Grey's Anatomy four times.

All the way through Ruby. Hi. Hello through Ruby. Hi. Hello Ruby. You've watched Grey's Anatomy from front to back four times. Yes. It's still going though, isn't it? Or is it finished?

It sure is still going. I thought so. Yeah, wow. Okay. Who's your favourite character out of all of them? I love Christina. Same. You've never watched her? No I have watched but I was more McSteamy, McDreamy era. I feel like those days are long gone aren't they Ruby? Yep they sure are.

Okay you're taking on our training from Christchurch, he's 25 and he's got nine toes. Welcome to the show Declan. G'day Declan. How you doing? Can Clint and I guess which toe is missing? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, totally. Okay. I hope it's a fun one like the middle toe. I reckon it's a pinky, it's a little toe.

Yeah, it's always one on the end, isn't it? Cause they're hanging out there. Yeah. But I'll go middle. What is it Declan? One from the right. One from the pinky. Oh, one in from the pinky.

Oh, how did that happen? On a tile door in Bali. Oh on a what? On a tile floor in Bali? Yeah, tiled door. Tiled door. I don't I don't want to know anything else. Sounds like a wild night though Declan. Oh no, just fun. Good fun. Hey it's all good fun until someone loses a toe. The doctor's like, get this man a bintang. Declan your buzzer is Trady, Ruby your buzzer is Lady. The first three wins, Trady vs Lady. Good luck. Here we go guys, question number one.

The 1994 movie Pulp Fiction was directed by Quinton who? Trady. Yes, Declan. Yes, Declan. Tarantino. Tarantino. Tarantino is correct. Or Taranoto in your case. Ha ha ha ha!

Sorry. That was mean. I laughed. Yeah. Because I felt bad if I- You know what happened? Yeah. Yeah.

He's upset. Question number two, which US City. Can you find Broadway? Ruby Ruby New York it sure is New York New York. We are one a piece in this game question number three Buzzin when you can tell me who sings this Ruby's in. Charlie X is. It sure bloody is. Well done. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

You need this one Declan to stay in it. Question number four. In what country did Lego originate? Was it Poland, Denmark or Norway? Declan? Poland. Poland. No. Worthclan? Poland. Poland.

No, worth a guess though, Ruby. Norway. Norway. It was actually Denmark. No points there for anyone. Question number five, which actor played Jack Dawson in the movie Titanic? Lady. Ruby, for the win? Decaprio.

Decaprio. That's such a cool way to answer. She's a lady Whoa whoa whoa She's a lady. Decap no toe. Decapitate my toe. Sorry Declan. Can we get Declan some KFC for being mean Tim?

We got you. We're hooking you up Declan. Can we get Declan some KFC for being mean to him? We got you. I'm awesome Cathy. Yeah we're hooking you up Declan. And Ruby you can have $50 cash and a tradie verse lady victory. Congratulations. Well done. Thanks guys. No worries.

That was a fun game. Appreciate it. You're welcome guys. You're welcome. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I saw this clip today. You know when you see a clip and it just really resonates with you and you're like, yeah, this person has hit the nail on the head.

You're like, I feel that deep in my core. Yeah, I think so. And it was to do with the movies we watched as kids. I don't think you understand. I am the way I am because of that one very, very extremely average movie that my family happened to have on DVD that my siblings and I watched 46,000 times. I don't know about the average bit. No I was gonna say it wasn't like that in my family, it wasn't an average movie but we

all had like three VCRs. Yeah but by the time you by the time you watched it that many times like there's no juice left in the movie Oh, but if you go every bit of juice out of it if you go back and watch it now It will take you straight back there. Oh, yeah, I'll take you straight back there I know what the movie was for me and it was a movie. We couldn't watch enough of as teenagers Okay, Zoolander without much further ado I give you The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good. What is this?

A center for ants? What? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Derek, it's just a- I don't want to hear your excuses! The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. Such a good movie. The best. Such a good movie. Do you think your whole personality is based off that movie? I think my humour, the origins of my humour come from that

movie. Yeah. What do you reckon Claude? Do you reckon that's accurate? 100%. Yeah. Yeah I feel that for you. Hansel. You're always doing that thing with your face too. You're always trying to rip your underwear off when you're still wearing your pants which is weird for me I didn't even have to think about this for more than three seconds the movie no doubt growing up that I watched so much that it became a whole personality Ace Ventura. Alrighty then. Yeah yeah I hadn't seen it until we watched it last year on our movie marathon and I get it now I get you now. Yeah yeah it's good that you understand me more. One Ace Ventura one and two. Yeah. I feel like number two is even better than one. Particularly the scene where he gets pushed

out of a rhinoceros's butt hole. Yeah. Just makes me understand you better. Yeah, that scene really spoke to me. I should have watched that before we started working together. You know? Yeah, it should be like a guide to working with me.

It should be the pinned clip on your Instagram so people can get to know you. And you must be the Monopoly guy. Hey, thanks for the free parking. Claudia, what's your movie? I think my movie might be Bree's movie's cousin. What? Yeah, Austin Powers.

LBH. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Such a good movie. I didn't realise how much I quote this too, like every week we play Google down and when I'm not doing well I say, oh I've lost my mojo.

That's an Oscar power. She does. Oh no. Oh no, oh be hey. My mojo. And you're always going around the office going, do I make you horny baby, do I? Yeah.

And you've got that hairy chest. I do, and the little necklace to go along with it yeah and you're always eating your skin flakes oh yeah I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back this one's okay but alright guys we're going through the phone lines open what's the movie that you watch so much as a kid that it became your whole personality? And what's the quote? Okay, you tell us the movie and then you give us the quote from that movie as well That's what we want from you this afternoon. Oh 800 dials at M. Egan text us on nine six nine six We're asking you what's the movie that you watch so much as a kid it basically became your whole personality

I don't think you understand. I am the way I am because of that one very very extremely average movie that my family happened to have on DVD that my siblings and I watched 46,000 times. Slash VHS if you're old enough. My other one would have been Three Ninjas. Do you remember Three Ninjas? No. It was kind of like a karate kid knockoff about these brothers who became ninjas. Do you remember three ninjas? No. It was kind of like a karate kid knockoff about these brothers who became ninjas.

Right. And the old karate master was like, light up the eyes. I don't think I ever saw it. Three brothers, they became ninjas. Me and my two brothers were like, well, we could be ninjas. We could obviously be ninjas. Obviously. We are brothers.

If these kids can do it, we can. My other one would have been Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh, yeah. Michelle do it, we can. My other one would have been Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh, yeah. Michelle. No, this one. Hello! Hello! Help is on the way, dear!

Ha ha ha. And what's the movie for you? Hi, dear. Hi. What is it? My favorite movie when I was at high school was Romeo and Michelle's High School Reunion. Oh, it's a classic.

Lisa Kudrow. Yes. Awkward romance, underdog rising, you know, just being a rebel and bossing it and not even being embarrassed at the end of the day. It's a cult following movie. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's got a big cult following.

Michelle, what are you up to? Oh okay um I invented Post-its. You're kidding. You must have made a fortune. Well yeah. No offense Michelle but how in the world did you think of Post-its? Oh it's just such a good movie. She's not movie. She's not underrated, Lisa Kudrow. Not to mention, you know, the 10 pack of tailies behind the bike shed. That's not a movie, that's just something you enjoyed doing, eh, Ang? Yeah, but you know.

That's a core memory for you, Ang. Nadia's here, hi Nadia. Hi Nadia. Hi, how are ya? Good, thank you. What is it for you, mate? Oh, it's your second one, this is Doubtfire. Oh, come on in.

Did you guys have it as a kid? Like you had the movie at your house so you could watch it whenever you wanted? Yeah, on the VCHS or... Yeah, yeah, whatever it is. What was your favourite scene, Nadia? There was a few. The one where he throws the fruit at Pierce Brosnan's head

and he's like, my God, what is this my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my out with the potliss, yes, and then he has to order the food in. It's just so great. Or the scene where he's going back and forth at the restaurant and he has to change his clothes out of the costume multiple times and he leaves a bit of a face on. Yeah. One of the greats. Thank you for the memories, Nadia. That's very good. There's lots of these coming in. So many people texting in about the Goonies. Hey, you guys. Yeah, very good. A lot of clueless. A bit of love for Ace Ventura. The classic line, bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna. Shakaaka. So good. The shark's tail. I played that game, the Shakaaka game with my dogs. Like that's how much it's ingrained in my personality. Because in the movie he ends up going, Chicago, Shotank Redemption.

I do it with my dogs. Yeah, I thought we should just play Ace Ventura on the show at this stage. Just play the audio version of Ace Ventura. That'd be great. We did Goonies but Goonies. Go join your friends, you wiggles. Are you guys? And Shark's Tale.

My sister had a baby and I took it over because she passed away and then the baby lost its legs and its arms and now it's nothing but a stump but I still take care of it with my wife and it's growing and it's fairly happy and it's difficult because I've been working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that I see in that little guy's face

makes it worth it in the end. True story. What the hell was that? Claudia, we asked for the steep shrimp clip. I don't know if that exists. That was the only shrimp one I could find. What kind of traumatic childhood did that person have? And to the people who are saying Borat, your parents should not have let you watch Borat as a child.

Yeah, but we all watched it though, didn't we? We all watched it. You will never get this. You will never get this. ZN's Brian Clint. Did you see my mate Bubba? You might know her, AKA from Celebrity Treasure Island, or of course you know her from this. Hi, I'm Tina from Turner's, and you know what I love?

Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Might be the most iconic New Zealand ad in the last 20 years. I reckon she's the most iconic like brand spokesperson for New Zealand since the Briscoe's lady. 100%. I agree.

Yeah. She's iconic. Maybe the Bo repair guy, but that's long gone. Yeah, this is like up there, isn't it? Yeah. Are there any others where you've gone and the person is synonymous with the company? With the brand, yeah. Yeah.

It just took off. And a lot of people are surprised to find out that she is not a Turner's employee, that Bubba is an actress. She's a comedian, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Bubba is the person playing Tina from Turner's. Exactly.

As is the Briscoe's lady, actually. Yeah, she's playing a character. She's playing a character as well. And has done for the last however many years. Bubba or aka Tina from Turners is in the news because she's talking about how she is leaving the screen. Yeah, she's leaving the country. She's leaving the country.

She's headed back to Samoa to where her family and her roots are. And she's pretty much changing it up and said she wants to move back to Samoa for a slower paced, like quieter life. That's cool. I know this isn't the only thing that she does, but is she gonna quit the Turner's ads? It's a great question.

So- Cause I feel like the Turner's ads? It's a great question. So I feel like the Turner's company would move heaven and earth to keep Tina as their spokesperson. Yeah, that is a great question. She said she's currently still taking on jobs before she leaves. But she said that she doesn't really see moving back to New Zealand in the future.

It's a great way to drive your rate up. It is. You know, right at the peak too, because they're just... They can fly her back over. Tina from Turner's is just hitting peak stardom now and she goes, Mmm, I think I quit. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't quit now. You're like, no, I want to go slow down, move to Samoa.

And they're like, OK, how about this? Private jet back from Samoa twice a year. And we shoot three ads at a time and you name your price. Done. Done. Done. Done. Sign me up. Someone said, what about the big safe? What about Lily from big safe? Oh, that's pretty big. That's another good one. She's up there with Tina. Yeah, Lily, Tina, Briscoe's lady. What about that? who's that guy that does his own radio ads? Oh, the Magnus Benro guy. Yeah. Yeah, he's Auckland only though.

Oh, okay. That's pretty iconic. He's equally. We had a guy similar to that, like when I first moved to New Zealand, I heard that guy doing those ads. Yeah, him and his partner. Yeah, him and his miso. We had a guy back in Australia and any Aussies listening right now sounded very similar to him but he owned a tile business. Oh yeah okay. He'd do these ads. Was he Greek? I just remember the ad sounded like this. Frank Walker from National Tiles. And they were iconic like they were a part of the culture. People in Christchurch have Brownie from Brownie's Mattress Direct, he does the same thing.

And actually for a long time, Claudia, you'll remember this, the Mad Butcher did all of his own ads. He came on and he shouted the sausage specials on the radio. And how much it was for chicken breast. The tagline, that was a bit dodgy. Oh, you just can't beat the mad butcher's meat. Yeah. He's like, I'm slashing prices on my sausage. Oh, Stick Man from Pack and Save is another one too.

Okay, the good ones are good. Yeah. The good ones are good. The good ones are very good. But I just thought that was a cool story in the news today because I know Bubba personally because she was on a season of Treasure Island I text her to come on the show because I was like, oh it'd be interesting to chat to her and So interesting because she's moving back to Samoa for a quieter

Life and her notifications have been set to silent. Yeah, right. So she's already slowing down I reckon there's heaps of people that have wanted to talk to her because it's all over the news today. She's got real famous all of a sudden. Yeah. And do you think it's all got a bit much? And she's like, oh, this is not what I wanted. Could be. I want to go back where nobody knows who I am. Apparently the place that she's moving back to is her family's kind of farm that's off grid. Yeah. And she's like, you know, it's very, very different where it's that farm kind of lifestyle. And she said she's always wanted to move back, but.

People fantasize about doing that a lot, you know? Going off grid, slowing down, getting out of the rat race. Getting off the land. Yeah, we want to know this afternoon, did you do it? Or did your parents do it? Or did someone you know do it? And are they happier? Yeah, is it is it the thing to do?

Is it actually are you living the dream or did you do it and it was like deathly boring and you move back? You're like, oh no. Yeah, I've moved. I've moved out to the country too early. I don't get any concerts here Yeah, I went a hundred dollars at him who had a drastic life change any concerts here. Yeah. I went a hundred dials at him. Who had a drastic life change? ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bubba aka Tina from Turners is in the news today because she said she's moving back to Samoa. She's given up the fame and fortune of New Zealand and going home. Leaving the rat race and going to live a more relaxed off-the the grid type of lifestyle. She wants a slow life?

Yeah. Yeah, do you reckon anyone's gonna come up to her and say more and go, Hi, I'm Tina from Turner's and you know what I love? Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! Paz! I wonder if there's a Turner's in Apia.

Paz! Paz! Paz! It's international. Is it? It could be now. It could be. It really could be. So is it the dream? Is it the best thing ever?

Getting out of the big smoke and going and live off grid. She wouldn't even need a phone, you know? It's not booking jobs anymore. It does sound really nice. Like this, someone texted and said, my parents did this. They moved to rural Fiji. They built a house in the rainforest.

They live off the land. They're living the dream, if you ask me. Wow. That's so cool. Michelle, your mum did this too? Yeah, my mum moved to a house my stepdad built with no power, no running water, no phone reception. I don't know about all that.

I don't know if I wanna do that. No running water, no foam reception. I don't know about all that. I don't know if I want to do that. No running water? No. How does she go poos? And they have long drop. Oh. And a hole in the ground. Oh, I don't know about this.

How does she bathe? I guess she uses those camping showers that you just hang up to get warm, yeah. Yeah. And what made her want to do that, you reckon, Michelle? It's not really by choice because they have a power pole on the section, but it's going to cost them way too much to get the power run to the house. So, ideally they'll eventually have... Yeah, right. They're no power, but it's not true. I thought you meant she was like a fugitive

and she was forced to go and live in the bush where she couldn't be found did you just say Michelle it's been 20 years they've had no power no running water yep Wow that is quite incredible do you visit no because I'm in Wellington in there and find a day but you still visit, but you just don't. Michelle's like, hey! I mean, I wouldn't visit either, but it's going to be fine. Michelle's like, hey! They can come to me.

Everyone's like, oh, it's my house for Christmas. Mum, turns out planes don't fly to Whangarei. Yes, they do. Oh, not from Wellington. Oh, sorry, I've got to go. Oh, sorry, mum, I've got to go. So I'm going to just text in, by the way, Bri, and say, what do you mean Tina from Turner's name is Bubba?

I know, people are always shocked to learn that, eh? Yeah, if you missed it, she's an actress. Her real name is Bubba? I know people are always shocked to learn that eh? Yeah if you missed it she's an actress, her real name is Bubba. Shayla is here, hi Shayla. Hi Shayla. Hi how's it going? Good thanks, now who was it that had a big change of lifestyle? Me and my family. What did you do?

Yeah we sold our house in Wanganganui in 2014, sorry 2013. And then we took the year off to travel the country in a caravan. That sounds so cool. Was it great? How old were your kids when you did it? So I've got twins, they were I think 14 months old. You're kidding Shayla. Two 14 month olds and you and your partner living in a caravan, was it awesome or was it awful?

It's a really interesting thing. It's awesome. Like that level of freedom is amazing. But there are so many little logistics like running water. Yeah, yeah, power. Shaila, did it strengthen or destroy your relationship with your partner? Good question. It strengthened it. Oh good. But I mean, we were juggling twins with me at home

on my own prior to leaving. Yeah, it was already hard. Yeah, only gonna get easier with two of us. Yeah, true, true. Thanks, Shayla, that's interesting. Let's get a different perspective from Jason. Hi, Jason. Hi, Jason.

Kia ora, how's it going? Good, thank you. What did you do? How did you change up your life and how did it go? Back at the end of that last lockdown in Auckland when we finally were allowed out moved from Auckland to Hawke's Bay. Right. So that was a real change of pace and let's just say trying to find a good flat white as a bit of a mission in Hawke's Bay. No shade to Hawke's Bay but... Really? A good flat white. a bit of a mission in Hawke's Bay. No shade to Hawke's Bay but... Really? A good flat white. Really?

Yeah, yeah. Really hard to find a decent coffee. And why do stores shut at 2pm on a Saturday? That's like the biggest question I had. You text us Jason, you text us and you said, I moved from Auckland to Hawke's Bay and I've never been so bored in my life. I had to come back so that I didn't die of boredom. Oh my god, you're back already? Yeah, yeah I'm back. How long did you last Jason? A year. Yeah, a whole year. Like being in prison. Did you go to, I mean not to get too specific, did you go to Mr. D's?

They've got to have a good coffee down there, wouldn't they? I don't know what that is. I haven't been there. No. I don't think you did it properly Jason. You might have to go back. Did you go to the wineries? No, he got an E. I think Jason got a big enough taste. It's not for him. The wineries were the best part. I'm specifically fantasised about moving to Hawke's Bay, like there specifically. It's a beautiful place and I'm not trying to throw shade because it is actually a really cool place but when you come from a fast pace in Auckland to go down there it's just very slow in comparison. I feel like Hawke's Bay is the equivalent

of where I grew up. Do you reckon? Yeah, because I mean, it's Apple country. Oh yeah, okay. Wineries, very similar vibe to where I grew up. Yeah. It's more populous than where you come from, right? Oh, absolutely.

Yeah. Not for Jason though. Jason needs- Jason's like, get me out of here. Jason needs gridlock traffic to survive. I want to be bumpa da bumpa for at least an hour each way. Jason hates being over to a porterhouse. Jason's like, I want to rant forever. Thanks, Jason. We appreciate it. Thanks, James. See ya.

The ZM Podcast Network. Sabrina Carpenter, who yesterday asked for 50 million followers for her birthday. What's she on? She was on 46 million when she asked. Bit of a big ass. She's on 47 million today. Okay. So she went up a million, but she's changed the caption on the post that asked for the 50 million.

Oh no. Isn't that interesting? What did she change it to? 26 years of jokes not landing. Huh? Posts still up. Posts still up. Just new caption.

Good on her, happy birthday. I mean, don't ask, don't get, right? Exactly, you gotta try. And that's why the Brian Clint Show would like to formally ask for 100,000 followers on Instagram. Ooh. Okay.

Shoot for the stars. Yeah, we would like to ask for it by the followers on Instagram. Oh shoot for the stars. Yeah we would like to ask for it by the end of the day. Yes can you please go and follow the Breanne Clint Instagram right now for our birthdays. It's mine and Clint's birthday today. We have a joint birthday. If we hit the 100,000 we'll release the unreleased nudes from our nude shoot last year. Yep. Bonus nudes. The bottom half of the photo.

Yeah. That was never released. Cause work said it. Yeah. It created too much of an issue. Yeah, they said it was too hot. Too risky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the power's in your hands people. Oh wow, our followers are going down after that. Oh no. Welcome to Let's Get Classical. Bit like the photo. Right where we guess pop songs in classical style it's me and Brie versus Pixie ZM's resident music director. Hello hello. Hello Pixie. When the post goes badly are you going to change your caption to six years of jokes not landing? Yeah, no, because the post is not going up. It's going well. No, the post is not going up unless we get the hundred thousand. That's the mistake that Sabrina Carpenter made.

She should have put it on Brady instead. Yeah. And our jokes haven't been landing for a lot longer than this show's been going. Claudia, you're in charge. Hello, I've seen those outtakes too. They're worth it. Holiday. We only sent them to Claudia.

Yeah, and they're my screensaver now. A lot of pubes. She knows. Speak for yourself. They're notoriously not for you. I'm a slippery dip. Okay, here's the game. This is Let's Get Classical.

These pop songs turned into a classical style. Usually ones from the ZM playlist, but I will say one of these is a bit rogue. So you might want to try to get it in two if you can. It's Brian Clint versus Pixie. Buzz in with your name. We're looking for the artist and the name of the song. No cheating. Are we ready? Ready. Here's your first song. Pixie. Whoa. Oh. Pax A. Whoa. Oh. Lil Nas X.

Oh. Industry Baby. Yes! What the hell? Wow. What the hell? Wow. I love this song.

I'm very impressed. Can we just- All three of his songs sound the same though. I'm not gonna lie to you. They do, they do all sound the same. Yeah. Oh yeah, okay. That was very impressive.

I still can't hear it. Wow. I can just see him dancing in the music video. I told you I'd go on the road. Wow, Pixie, very impressive. You're on fire today. Okay, one point for Pixie, here's another. Bri. Bri?

Um, what I've gone too early. Is it, um, Dua Lipa? No, no, no, no. Pixie, Pixie, you gotta say it, Bri, otherwise Pixie's hot on your heels. Pixie? Dua Lipa, Break My. You gotta say it, Bri, otherwise Pixie's hot on your heels. Pixie. Do you wanna leave her break my heart? Yeah, it is. I was right there. Quite remarkable.

I know there was the end of it all. I had it, I just couldn't remember the name of it. Well done, Pixie, well done. The playlist is safe this week. Shelby, you correctly picked Pixie. We've got $50 cash from Neon coming your way. Yay, thank you so much. You're welcome.

Good show, Shelby. Good show. Thanks, Shelby. Pixie must have had her ashwagandha this morning. What's that mushroom that everyone's been eating? Reiki. Lion's mane. Lion's mane.

You must have had your lion's mane tea. Yeah. Always. Always. Always. I get up and it's lion's mane. And then bone broth. Yeah, bone broth.

And then ice bath. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Story doing the rounds in Queensland at the moment where a baby has been born in a car park outside a police station. Oh, whoa. So apparently the couple were headed towards the hospital when they realized that they weren't going to make it.

And so they saw the police station pulled into the police station and the husbands ran in and was like, can I get some help out here? And one of the constables has called triple zero, the ambulance, and then the other one has helped deliver the baby. Jeez, stressful. It was too late. The ambulance turned up five minutes too late.

Isn't it buzzy that a police officer would call like triple zero, which is 111 here. That is so weird, yeah. Hello, what's your emergency? Do you require fire, police, or ambulance? And they're like, hello, what's your emergency? Do you require fire, police or ambulance? And he's like, no, I am police. No, I need, but I need ambulance. I need ambulance to the police.

Excuse me, sir? Where? You want us to come to the police station? No, no, I am police, but I need ambulance. Wait, what do you, wait, who are you? It would be so confusing. You would, weirdly, even though they have no medical, well, I don't wanna say no medical,

but no birthing qualifications, I would feel a little bit like more confident if a police officer was there at the birth. I don't know why. I always feel very comfortable in any police office presence. Oh, not this again. Yeah, okay.

Well, at least they'd have a flashlight so they could see what was going on. That's true. And they'd have some gloves. They've always got gloves in those cars. Yeah and then they have handcuffs. What are the handcuffs for? That's probably just for me. Okay yeah we can handcuff Brie. Yeah to keep her at bay. Yeah. Yeah chain her to a pole. Yeah that'd be good. Well, the person gives birth. Scary though, in all seriousness. Of course, of course. Terrifying. Especially if it's your first.

What do you mean, especially if it's your first? Because you've never given birth before and you don't know what to expect. Terrifying full stop. I don't want to be given birth in the car. No, less terrifying if it's your fourth or fifth. I reckon bad. And it doesn't matter which one it is. No, most terrifying on your first.

Most terrifying? Because you have no idea what to expect. But terrifying regardless of what number. Like I don't want to be delivering my own baby ever. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. What do you mean yeah? Well I think about those women who do the home births and they yeah, okay, yeah. What do you mean yeah? Well, I think about those women who do the home births and they're like, oh yeah. But they've got a heap of people there,

don't they? Not always. What, it's just them? I don't know. I don't know. But I feel like I've seen some. Nah, they'd have a midwife there. Yeah, right. 100%. Or a police officer. Or a police officer. They'd have someone. We want to know if you were born in a crazy place. Yeah, we're not talking home births, because that is an organised thing. Yeah. We're not talking hospitals, because that is where you're kind of most babies, most babies are born. Were you born on a yacht? A yacht?

Interesting. Were you born at a music festival? Were you born in a car park? Were you born in the third row of a Broadway musical? That's unusual. Isle 3. Yeah. Of a supermarket. 0800 DALSATM or you can text to 9696. We'd love to know the craziest place we can find someone who listens to this show where they were born. Yeah we'd love to hear from you. Or if you did the birthing, we'll take that too. Either or.

It's ZM's Brain Clean Podcast. We're asking you this afternoon, were you born in a place, not a hospital or a home birth? Yeah, not a hospital or a home birth. What else? What else is like, pretty normal? Normalish. Ambulance?

Commune. Emma, you did the birthing. Emma, are you there? Emma. Emma. Emma. She might be giving birth right now. Imagine.

No. Can we try and get someone on that is in labor one day? Oh, while they're in labour. And like stay with them, like check in with them as they're in labour? That would be quite interesting. We lost Emma. She gave birth on one of those knee scooters that you get when one of your legs is broken and you've got to kick yourself around like a knee chariot thingy.

And she said she was scooting into the hospital and the baby, in in her words the baby just shot out of her. That's amazing. Someone else said my baby's head popped out at the traffic lights on Grey Street in Hamilton during peak hour traffic. What that's terrifying. Peak hour birth. Do you get to use the T2 lane if you're in Labor? Yeah I reckon. You do because you've got a second passenger on board. If you're pregnant, do you get to use the T2 lane? It's a great point, yeah. I'd have to say yes. I would argue yes.

I would argue yes. How pregnant do you have to be? Do you have to show them the pee on a stick test? If you can do that. If you can pee on a stick in front of the cop and it says you're pregnant, then you're allowed to use the T2 lane. Technically, when you're pregnant

and you're driving a car, is the car like a babushka doll? No, no. If the car contained another pregnant car that was pregnant with a car, then it would, yeah. Yeah. But when you are pregnant, you are a human babushka doll yeah yeah literally yeah well no figuratively but but literally okay yeah yeah okay okay okay

hey we're good thanks who was it that gave birth in an unusual place so I gave birth in an unusual place to my daughter Georgia who's gonna tell the rest of the story. Okay Georgia hi Georgia. Hi Georgia. Hi. Where were you born Georgia? In the toilet room. What? My mum thought I was a poo because she just felt okay and liked the sticks so she went to the toilet and I popped out. Georgia, you're not a poo, you're a person. Oh, Georgia. Stayed away from me, mom thought I was a little shit.

Oh, Georgia, you're a blessing and absolute, the best poo I've ever talked to. Very good, I love that. Thanks guys, we appreciate the call. Have a nice afternoon. See ya. See ya. Someone texted her and said,

I didn't make it to the hospital and I had my third baby in the car. I live in Ashburton and the hospital is only five minutes away from our house. I delivered my baby myself while my husband freaked out and started driving the wrong way to the hospital. Legend. God that's a super mum right there. Can you imagine? I'd be like alright I'll just here we go. Hey hey and a super dad okay. Bush he was

clearly driving to the hospital without Google Maps on. That's brave. Mmm very brave. Someone said someone was born on the Titanic the day it sunk. Is that true? That's unfortunate. It says they had the middle name Titanic. No. Is that true? You don't have the middle, you don't do that. That's a cursed name to give it.

So, but like, do you reckon the baby was born that day? Yeah. And then they gave it the middle name Titanic? Yeah. They could have, eh? I'm not getting on a 1900s cruise ship when I'm eight and a half months pregnant. Yeah, that's a bad idea Play Zed Eames Brian Clint. Hey Clint. What's your thoughts on personal self growth?

personal self growth, yeah Otherwise known as personal development some people call it. Personal self, self, self, self, self growth. Look I think we should always all be striving to be growing as people. I say one percent better every day. Yeah that's what I say when I get out. You know, that's all you can do. Ice bath, that's what I say. Exactly. I came across an interesting TikTok yesterday and for people that don't know, I'm a big Australian survivor fan, huge fan of the show, so I always watch. And look, I'm not going to give away any spoilers here because I know they do screen it on the TVNZ Plus app. But the latest

season that's just gone down, the Australian Survivor season, one of the contestants who got far in the game, his name's Miles and he posted this video about something he did before going into the game of Survivor, which he thought would benefit his game. Take a listen. I created a survey and asked all my friends and family the three things that they disliked about me the most. I found that my three most dislikable traits were insensitivity, loudness and arrogance,

with selfishness and carelessness also being relevant. Now this really surprised me because loudness and arrogance are usually the two biggest negative traits associated with me. And insensitivity, while I can be a bit insensitive sometimes, is probably not the first thing that comes to mind for me. What? It's just very, it can be very confronting to ask people how they see you. Because for me, if I hear it from the people closest to me,

that holds the most weight, because they know me the best, right? You know, if you get a comment from a stranger, I'm kind of like, well, they don't know me. Or people who don't like you. Yeah, it's different. But people who want the best from you, if they're willing to say that you're what?

Loud, arrogant, and insensitive, that would really hurt. Yeah, but he's asking them, like forcing them to pick things, you know? And I think you and I should do it. Personal self-growth, that's what it's about, Clint. I think you and I should create a survey and we send it out to our friends and family.

Okay. And we see what comes back. What are the questions that we put on the survey? No, so the question is, what are the three traits you dislike about me the most? Oh, okay, so one question survey. Yeah. Okay, sure.

But they can have, so there's three answers. What are your thoughts? Who are you going to send it to? Okay, should we talk about who we need to send it to? I think we need to send it to, you can pick, should we send it to mum and dad? Yeah, okay. Yeah. Because technically the survey will be anonymous. Maybe Claudia is going to technically the survey will be anonymous. Maybe Claudia is going to run the survey. Is she? Can I also fill out the form?

You could fill out the form. If it's anonymous, I can be really honest. It depends. Do you want the best for us? Yeah. And I think my opinion is good for you. Okay. Claudia can do it.

Yeah. Do you want mom and dad or just one parent? Just one parent's fine. Okay. Should we be able to pick a parent? My dad will just one parent? Just one parent's fine. Okay. Should we be able to pick a parent? My dad will go, Clint, which one's he? Is that my eldest?

The tall one or the short one? Your best friend? Yeah. Mum, best friend, partner. Okay. And Claudia. And Claudia. Our closest colleague.

And boss. Our hottest colleague. And boss. Okay. Because he'll do it from a professional point of view. Yeah, true. Yeah. Colleague and boss our hottest colleague and boss. Okay Cuz he'll do it from a professional point of view. Yeah, true. Yeah. Okay. So what do we got? We got one parent one parent partner one partner best friend one best friend Closest and most attractive colleague. Yeah hottest producer And boss and boss. Yeah, and what's the question? The question is what are the three traits you dislike about me the most? Okay. Rough. Results same time tomorrow on this show. Results of the survey. I feel sick. Claudia

can you send them? I don't want to send them. I'll just give you their phone numbers. You just get them. Or email. Yeah I'll send them a link via text. Unpompted. Can you ring my mum for give you their phone numbers. You just, you get them. Or email. Yeah, I'll send them a link via text, un-pumped it. Can you ring my mum for me and ask her what she hates about me, please? Oh, is Claudia just gonna call people? Yeah. Awkward. Yeah.

Can't wait. Oh. Don't text us your opinions, okay? Yeah, text through your opinions. It's all about personal self-growth. What are the three things you hate about us the most? You gotta break us to make us. Yeah.

All right, we'll give you the answers to that survey tomorrow. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's do it. Your birthday banger's number one songs when you turn 16. What's going to take it out this afternoon? First up is Kat for birthday banger. Hi Kat. G'day Kat.

Hiya. How's your day been Kat? Long, not the cleaning but that's okay. Oh well you're on your way home now? Yeah on my way home now. You said like you're from London Kat? From just in between London and Birmingham, so somewhere in the middle. Not far off. Lovely cat, lovely. Thanks for calling through. What is your birthday cat? The 5th of June 1995. Sure Blakey's cat, you were 16 in 2011. Cat, cut it out. And on your birthday, on your 16th birthday, Kat, this was number one. Grab somebody sexy, tell them hi. Give me everything. What do you reckon, Kat? Not bad.

Not bad at all. That's a pretty good bang after it. I reckon. I can't go wrong with a bit of pit bull, am I right, Kat? Kat, feel free to do Bree's accent if you need to. Yeah, go on, give mine a crack. Feel free to do a Bree impersonation. Oh god, I don't think I could do Breeze

but I'm sure it's pretty close to mine anyway. Ha ha ha. Okay, wait there Kat, we're going to do Teagan's birthday banger. Hi Teagan. Hi Teagan. Hi. How are you today Teagan? Oh yeah, pretty good actually, thank you.

Good to hear mate. What is your birthday, date of birth? March the 6th, 2000. Right, that means you were 16 in 2016. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banner. The Rihanna twerking song. The song that kind of sums up a lot of your work days towards the end of the day. What do you reckon Tegan, do you like it? It's alright.

It's alright. It's not the best Rihanna song. Riri has so many bangers. I wouldn't say that is in my top five. Wait there Tegan, Philippa's doing a birthday banger today. Hi Philippa. Hi Philippa. Hi. Kim we're calling you.

Hi team. How are we? We're good. How are you Pip? Oh I'm so good. First time caller by the way. Waiters. I knew there was something going on.

First time caller. Because I'm a tippy a tongue. First time caller. How exciting Pip, how long do you reckon you've listened to the show? Teppi Atung. How exciting, Pip. How long do you reckon you've listened to the show? Oh, at least probably the last eight years. So I thought it's about time. From the start.

I thought you were going to say, oh, at least the last 15 minutes. We'll take it, Philippa. Philippa, what's your date of birth? Let's do your birthday banger. 14th of August 1998. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2014. And back on that day in 2014, this was number one. So am I wrong?

Ooh, not bad. Not bad. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's a Nico and Vince special, am I wrong? For trying to reach to things that I... Yeah, super catchy. That song had a vibe, wrong? Yeah, super catchy. That song had a vibe, eh? Yeah, it did.

Okay, wait there, Philippa. Pitbull, Rihanna, Nico and Vince. I think I'm into the Nico and Vince song. Me too, it stands out, doesn't it? It does, yeah. Philippa, the long time listener, first time caller. You're our birthday banger winner. Woohoo!

Oh, how cool, Thanks so much, James. Enjoy it, mate. Brian Clint. See you. Singing out the box from where I stay That is Brian Clint. ...in the street Nico and Vince, the winner of birthday banger today on ZM. That's for Philippa. That was number one on 2014, that song.

I liked it. No regrets on that song. Yeah, yeah. We never got more Nico and Vince to be. I loved all 2014, that song. I liked it. No regrets on that song. Yeah, yeah. We never got more Nico and villains to be. I loved all of their hit song. Did they have two? Oh, they had two. Pixie, the music director, sang two, did they? Did they, Pixie?

Name the other one. Name the other one. No, don't look it up. You're not allowed to look it up. If you can name it. Yeah, if you can name it, it counts. Then we will say they had two. Off the top of your head.

The other. Is there something about arms? No, like, no, in your arms? No. In your arms? It's not that. Yeah, there is a song called In Your Arms. OK, hold on. Oh, I'm better than I thought. I feel like Superman. Banger.

They gon' remember me. Oh, yeah, OK. Yeah, yeah. I think I know I can. It's kind of like, it's the same as... Omi Cheerleader's other song. Or what Sy's second song was after Gangnam Style. Mother, Father, Gentleman. Yeah. Yeah, it's a song. Yeah yeah.

The chorus is good. Nah, we don't. It's only the chorus. It's no Am I Wrong. It's not an Am I Wrong, no. It's alright. What are you, the head of the Nico and Vince fan club? Yeah.

She's actually their manager. That's actually Nico. Well shut up, Nico. Up next on the show, the return of name in a haystack, where this week we're playing for $1,050 cash. A lot of money on the line. Could this week be the week? We need to start, I think, thinking super positive. Yes, we do. You know, manifesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We will call a random business with a random name next.

And if that person answers, they will win $1,050. It's a lot of money. Can we do it? We'll find out next. We need to believe in ourselves as much as Nico and Vince believed in themselves when they put out this song. Hey, that second hit song is coming. I've got the faith.

Yeah, keep the faith. ZN's Brian Clint. It's Tuesday, which means it's time for Name in a Haystack. We pick a random name in a random business. And if the person with that name answers the phone, then we have found a name in a haystack. And they win the prize money that has been pooling up since the start of this game.

It currently sits at $1,050. Which was a shock to our boss Ross Boss who ultimately has to pay this money. Yeah. But he knows, he's aware of it. Yep, he signed it off. Claudia? Hello. What are you going to choose for us this week?

I'd like to do... We randomise it by splitting it, so you're going to give us a... Location, I think. Okay, location, location, location. Where are we calling? I'm going rogue and I'm doing the Auckland Visitor Information Centre, the eyesight downtown. That is rogue. That's as rogue as it comes, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, it doesn't get more rogue.

Is it manned? Yeah. Okay, all right Pixie who works at the Auckland Visitor Information Centre or the AVIC? AVIC. I was thinking maybe like a Leanne. Leanne's good. Yeah I feel like Leanne would work at a rogue place. It's solid. Yeah Leanne works there. Great name. Just a few hours a week. Yeah, a couple of hours a week. It's just a part time, you know? Just 10 or 15 hours a week. Just like to help out the community, you know?

Yeah, well now that the kids have left, I've got a bit of free time on my hands. It's more of a hobby. And I quite enjoy communicating. It's more of a hobby. It's a passion. It's a passion of mine. Meeting strangers. And get to chat to people.

Talking them through the best way through. Claudia, connect the call. If Leanne... If Leanne answers and she talks like that, I'm going to lose it. Good afternoon, I'm Gintel from Auckland. Oh my gosh, who is this speaking, sorry? Gintel from Auckland, I say. Did you say Gintel?

Yes, Gintel. Hi Gintel, it's Bree and Clint calling from ZM. Hi. Hi Bree, how are you? We're good. We play a game called Name in a Haystack, where we try and find a random name on the other end of the phone. And we were looking for Leanne today. If Leanne had answered the phone, she would have won $1,050. Oh, my name Leanne Chintara. Yeah.

I love you. I love you. A chance from Leanne to Chintara. No problem. Yeah, no problem. Oh, good. Well, you've won a thousand dollars. Thank you so much. That would make my day. I know it would, Jintel. Hey, can we find Jintel a consolation prize? Maybe some KFC or something?

Yes, why not? Yeah, why not, Jintel? Hey, Jintel. Yeah. You sound like... Why didn't we say Jintel would have answered the phone? I know. Then we could have given her the whole prize. Hey, you're a sweetheart, Jintel.

Thank you for taking our call. We will find you a prize. Can you tell us and you would know what's the best thing? What's the one thing a visitor to Auckland should do if they could only do one thing? Number one, when they arrive in New Zealand, they should come direct to Auckland Eye Side. This is information centre.

God, she's good. And yeah, Auckland itself, I recommend like get on the hop on hop off bus. Only $55. You're the best coachman Auckland could ask for, Jintel. Thank you so much. You've convinced me. Hey, hold the line, Jintel. We're gonna get you some KFC. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I'm obsessed with her. Can we call her again next week? I need to go and do a hop on hop off tour. I don't even care about this game anymore. I just want to talk to her everywhere. Honestly, that was the best decision I've made all week. She was a legend.

What an absolute delightful human. Ray of sunshine. No success, but at the same time, more success than we could have ever hoped for. It was a win without winning. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. And that's the end of the show, everybody. Thanks. Thanks for joining us end of the show everybody. Thanks.

Thanks for joining us. Clint's gotta go. He's behind on The Last of Us. Yeah, I'm an episode behind. It's a good one. And I keep walking into rooms where people are talking about it and I go, shut up, I haven't seen it yet.

Claude, what do you rate it out of 10? I would give it a solid eight out of 10. Yeah, I'd give it an eight and a half. It was a good episode. It was solid, yep. Okay, great, I'm excited an eight and a half. It was a good episode. It was solid, yep. Okay great, I'm excited. You're gonna love it. Have a great night everybody and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on The Breanne Clint Show. Bye bye. Play ZM's Breanne Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.